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Sponge!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2026 09:30 AM (p11yt) 2
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe) 3
Sock removal caused significant delay.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe) 4
yow!
Posted by: cmeat at July 13, 2026 09:31 AM (R11M+) 5
Time to play "What's this week's theme"
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2026 09:31 AM (p11yt) 6
without context it looks like the title should be "ultra massive bitch-slap"
Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 09:31 AM (rbvCR) 7
No boobs. No dog.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 13, 2026 09:31 AM (Kt19C) 8
Caine built cities. This does not look like a city builder.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 09:32 AM (rbvCR) 9
Nice tan.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 13, 2026 09:32 AM (u/oMr) 10
Abel's ghost is whapping him upside the head.
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 09:32 AM (77rzZ) 11
God was angry that day, my friends.
Posted by: George Costanza at July 13, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1) 12
What is that that his arms are around?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2026 09:33 AM (p11yt) 13
He's no longer able.
Posted by: His brother at July 13, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1) Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 09:34 AM (77rzZ) 15
Back in those days, death would show up in the guise of an orange lady to smite you. Today death is much more impersonal.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 13, 2026 09:34 AM (u/oMr) 16
He looks like I feel.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 09:34 AM (2YhKe) 17
What is that that his arms are around?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2026 09:33 AM (p11yt) ---- Looks like it's his right knee covered by his fur tunic. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2026 09:34 AM (FZ29D) 18
He's no longer able.
Posted by: His brother Damn. I'm sething with envy that I didn't come up with that first. Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ) 19
5 Time to play "What's this week's theme"
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2026 09:31 AM Redemption and forgiveness? Posted by: Piper at July 13, 2026 09:35 AM (Dd38x) 20
original chicken finger herself.
Posted by: cmeat at July 13, 2026 09:36 AM (R11M+) 21
15 Back in those days, death would show up in the guise of an orange lady to smite you. Today death is much more impersonal.
You can't get good customer service anymore. I blame Covid Posted by: Oh Noes! at July 13, 2026 09:36 AM (HcoTw) 22
So the Angel of Death is a ginger, apparently...
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 09:36 AM (77rzZ) 23
15 Back in those days, death would show up in the guise of an orange lady to smite you. Today death is much more impersonal.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 13, 2026 09:34 AM (u/oMr) Staff number is the same as it ever was. Maybe union problems? Posted by: Eromero at July 13, 2026 09:36 AM (LHPAg) 24
He protected his rocks to the very end.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 13, 2026 09:36 AM (u/oMr) 25
This is not how I imagined Cain looking.
He looks like he was carved out of a tree. Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2026 09:36 AM (NpAcC) 26
Need Fen to explain his afterlife. Posted by: Auspex at July 13, 2026 09:37 AM (Y8DZL) 27
seth it and forgeth it.
Posted by: cmeat at July 13, 2026 09:37 AM (R11M+) 28
So the Angel of Death is a ginger, apparently...
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 09:36 AM (77rzZ) It would make sense. Removal of souls and all that. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 09:37 AM (ExV1e) Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2026 09:37 AM (p11yt) 30
Would not hang this one.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 13, 2026 09:37 AM (ibDUx) Posted by: Don Black at July 13, 2026 09:37 AM (ZxPkt) 32
You can't get good customer service anymore.
I blame Covid Posted by: Oh Noes! at July 13, 2026 09:36 AM (HcoTw) Deadweight loss, the extinction of customer experience services due to rising costs of operations. Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 09:37 AM (rbvCR) 33
Wrinkly.
Posted by: red speck at July 13, 2026 09:37 AM (Ve/HL) 34
Then the LORD said to Cain, “Where is Abel your brother?” And he said, “I do not know. Am I my brother’s keeper?” Posted by: Genesis 4:9 at July 13, 2026 09:38 AM (2Ez/1) 35
Looks like it's his right knee covered by his fur tunic.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel I think you are correct. I finally opened it up on a computer monitor. Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2026 09:38 AM (p11yt) 36
Then the LORD said to Cain, “Where is Abel your brother?” And he said, “I do not know. Am I my brother’s keeper?”
----------- Wait, that's not how it goes, is it? Posted by: B. Obama at July 13, 2026 09:39 AM (u/oMr) 37
Fun fact: In some Jewish traditions, Noah's wife was a descendant of Cain.
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 09:40 AM (77rzZ) 38
The invention of barbers still lays far into the future.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 13, 2026 09:40 AM (u/oMr) 39
that might be a pet goat under his mma belt. def not mcgregor's knee. proper slap down.
Posted by: cmeat at July 13, 2026 09:41 AM (R11M+) 40
Well, THAT'S a new twist on Cain.... Posted by: Glenn Danzig at July 13, 2026 09:41 AM (B5HPU) 41
Did we get the death of Cain in the scriptures?
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 13, 2026 09:42 AM (w1wpe) 42
28 harsh but true.
Posted by: cmeat at July 13, 2026 09:42 AM (R11M+) 43
Watts’ Imagined Scene: Watts, who frequently drew on Old Testament themes for moral and allegorical purposes, invents an ending: the frail, exhausted Cain returns to Abel’s altar after years of wandering and offers himself as a sacrifice in repentance. A fiery angel descends under a stormy sky, sweeping away the dark clouds of the curse. Cain is forgiven and allowed to die in peace.
The composition captures the dramatic moment of absolution, with Cain’s twisted, weary form contrasted against the dynamic, flowing figure of the angel. Watts revised the work extensively (as seen in preparatory sketches), refining poses and drapery for maximum emotional intensity. wattsgallery.org.uk Posted by: Piper at July 13, 2026 09:42 AM (hftzA) 44
No boobs. No dog.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 13, 2026 09:31 AM (Kt19C) Cainine? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2026 09:43 AM (l4RKn) 45
This is the way I look when I have to mow the property and it's humid, full of mosquitos and I'm not in the mood.
But it still has to be done. Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2026 09:43 AM (jehhT) 46
Posted by: Genesis 4:9 at July 13, 2026 09:38 AM (2Ez/1)
Not to be confused with the time Donald Sutherland asked his son Angus where his other brother was and Angus responded: "I do not know. Am I my brother Kiefer?" Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 09:44 AM (77rzZ) 47
Actually, the style kinda reminds me of William Blake.
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 09:45 AM (77rzZ) Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 13, 2026 09:45 AM (zafwz) 49
41 Did we get the death of Cain in the scriptures?
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 13, 2026 09:42 Nope! So this is the artist’s interpretation. Posted by: Piper at July 13, 2026 09:45 AM (Dd38x) 50
Did we get the death of Cain in the scriptures?
Posted by: Boss Moss The Bible does not specify how Cain died, leaving his fate open to interpretation and speculation, with various theories suggesting different possibilities. Someone way better read than I am might know. Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2026 09:45 AM (p11yt) 51
Was it intentional that the brambles around the rock resemble a crown of thorns?
Sometimes, I wish there were a Guide To Metaphors that accompanied all paintings. Posted by: red speck at July 13, 2026 09:47 AM (Ve/HL) 52
I've always thought that if Adam and Eve hadn't eaten the forbidden fruit, Cain would have.
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 09:47 AM (77rzZ) 53
Cain never should have mutinied against God.
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 09:48 AM (77rzZ) 54
Who was Cain's wife?
Posted by: Here we go... at July 13, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1) Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 09:50 AM (77rzZ) 56
Forgiveness Is Mine To Give - a limerick At the heart of the "Brother's Keeper" fable The Mark of Cain became a permanent label Cain really was keen To wipe the slate clean But in the end he just wasn't Abel Posted by: muldoon at July 13, 2026 09:50 AM (I0N4X) 57
It occasionally gives me consolation as a parent that even God's kids and grandkids were colossal screw-ups.
Posted by: red speck at July 13, 2026 09:50 AM (Ve/HL) 58
Not sure, certainly interesting. Some good details but not quite a realistic scene.
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2026 09:51 AM (Ipr7E) 59
Thx CBD. Weighty subject for Mon morning.
Would hang , good subject, beautiful colors. Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2026 09:51 AM (m2wmY) Posted by: red speck at July 13, 2026 09:52 AM (Ve/HL) 61
Very dramatic
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2026 09:52 AM (lJ0H4) 62
Was it intentional that the brambles around the rock resemble a crown of thorns?
Posted by: red speck Interesting. I didn't notice that until you mentioned it. Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 09:52 AM (77rzZ) 63
Awan or Aclima by some traditions.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 13, 2026 09:53 AM (w1wpe) 64
>>Who was Cain's wife?
Nancy Pelosi? Posted by: red speck at July 13, 2026 09:52 AM (Ve/HL) That poor bastard....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 09:53 AM (2YhKe) 65
Who was Cain's wife?
Nancy Pelosi? Posted by: red speck at July 13, 2026 09:52 AM (Ve/HL) That poor bastard....... Posted by: Sponge Yeah, she could drive anyone to murder. Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 09:53 AM (77rzZ) 66
Regarding the Apple 1 news item on the Daily Tech News post earlier (and possibly even related to this threads painting!), you can buy an Apple 1 replica in kit form. I got one from ReactiveMicro several years ago. A lot of fun to put together, and a fairly easy electronics project. It was not a complicated device.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 13, 2026 09:53 AM (kYmoU) 67
The painting is visually interesting on its own with the contrast between the dark man and wasteland against the power and light and life of the angel. Knowing the story of Cain and his repentance makes it more powerful. Not sure if the hint of a face in the upper left is God providing absolution or Cain as he ascends. Clearly, I need to reread Genesis. Also, I need to learn more about Watts and his works.
Probably not connected but the image reminds me of CS Lewis' description of the light and life Ransome felt once he was in outer space in "Out of the Silent Planet". Posted by: JTB at July 13, 2026 09:54 AM (yTvNw) 68
I've always thought that if Adam and Eve hadn't eaten the forbidden fruit, Cain would have.
Posted by: Bulg Around 8 or 9 years old. "You're not the boss of me!" Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2026 09:54 AM (p11yt) 69
Good morning from Elliot Bay! Sunny and 54. Gorgeous morning.
Have a lovely day and please, before setting your hairs on fire, go for a walk. Smell the flowers. Feel the air move around you. Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 13, 2026 09:56 AM (1GRHN) 70
47 well, the dead man protagonist was william blake...
Posted by: cmeat at July 13, 2026 09:56 AM (R11M+) 71
The only thing I know about the artist is that Sir Charles Villiers Stanford's 6th Symphony is subtitled "In Memoriam G.F. Watts". Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2026 09:56 AM (KYGtJ) 72
56 ... Muldoon, That was more brilliant than usual, which is high praise. Thanks.
Posted by: JTB at July 13, 2026 09:57 AM (yTvNw) 73
Looks like Mitch McConnell before they cleaned him up for the photo op.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 13, 2026 09:57 AM (sYM3s) 74
Looks like a bad tattoo.
Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2026 09:58 AM (/WQyy) 75
54 he was incel. wasn't able.
Posted by: cmeat at July 13, 2026 09:58 AM (R11M+) 76
From bibilicalarchaeology.org, re Noah's wife:
According to the midrash known as Genesis Rabbah (c. 300–500 C.E.), a collection of ancient rabbinical interpretations of Genesis, she was Naamah, the daughter of Lamech and sister of Tubal-Cain (Genesis 4:22). Later midrash, such as the medieval Book of Jasher, seemingly uncomfortable with Noah’s wife being from the descendants of Cain, states she is Naamah the daughter of Enoch. Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 10:00 AM (77rzZ) 77
Figure sort of reminds FenSpouse of the artistic work of William Blake.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 10:00 AM (6jy2V) 78
Cain's repentance is a nice story, but did it really happen? Maybe it's enough to know that, had he done so, he would have been forgiven.
Posted by: Oglebay at July 13, 2026 10:01 AM (2ap+5) 79
The poor sumumabitch looks like a lump of coprolite …
Posted by: Dr_No at July 13, 2026 10:02 AM (ayRl+) 80
Figure sort of reminds FenSpouse of the artistic work of William Blake.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke Yes, me too, Fen. Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 10:02 AM (77rzZ) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 13, 2026 10:02 AM (IG3/x) 82
" In some Jewish traditions, Noah's wife was a descendant of Cain."
Makes sense. "Inside the tribe, outside the clan." Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 13, 2026 10:02 AM (qFwJc) 83
Cheerful and uplifting!
Posted by: Weasel at July 13, 2026 10:02 AM (lI3m5) 84
Kane Logistics out of Pennsylvania was originally named Kane Is Able. Which is cute.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 13, 2026 10:03 AM (2Ez/1) 85
76 gonna need some calamine for that tubal-cain midrash.
Posted by: cmeat at July 13, 2026 10:03 AM (R11M+) 86
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 13, 2026 09:56 AM (1GRHN)
Good advice. May you have a blessed day! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 10:04 AM (6jy2V) 87
Cain's babysitter was Taylor Lorenz.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 13, 2026 10:04 AM (CpcAD) 88
Cheerful and uplifting!
Posted by: Weasel If you think of Cain as Micth McConnell, I totally agree! Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 10:04 AM (77rzZ) 89
I had to Google how Cain died. Pretty disappointing.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at July 13, 2026 10:04 AM (jYRYu) Posted by: "sola scriptura" evangelicals at July 13, 2026 10:04 AM (qFwJc) 91
I thought Cain became the first vampire doomed to walk the Earth forever.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 13, 2026 10:04 AM (diia5) 92
The movie ‘He Never Died’ has an interesting take on the Cain myth. Uneven movie, but interesting take.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 13, 2026 10:06 AM (bAJQW) 93
92 henry rollins?
thoroughly enjoyable. Posted by: cmeat at July 13, 2026 10:07 AM (R11M+) Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 13, 2026 10:07 AM (qFwJc) 95
The death of Cain
George Frederick Watts The Death of Cain is a major Symbolist painting by British artist George Frederic Watts, created between 1872 and 1875. It depicts an imagined conclusion to the biblical narrative where a weary, emaciated Cain returns to his brother Abel's altar, only to have his curse lifted by a fiery angel and be forgiven. The large oil on canvas (measuring 2337 mm × 1575 mm) portrays themes of morality, mortality, and the human condition. In the scene, Cain has collapsed in despair, while a dramatic, stormy sky parts as a glowing angel descends to grant him peace in death. Watts gave the painting to the Royal Academy of Arts in 1886, where it currently resides. He needed a good scrubbing, too, but at least he was forgiven. Today's excuse: Too large to hang. But, Watts is an interesting artist as he became famous in his lifetime for his allegorical works, such as Hope and Love and Life. Thanks. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 13, 2026 10:07 AM (NFX2v) 96
In the book "A Canticle for Liebowitz," Lazarus, Jesus' friend never died and still roams the Earth.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 13, 2026 10:08 AM (qFwJc) 97
We all rebel against God at some time or another.
With a few exceptions. Posted by: no one of any consequence "The Bible is so depressing. Everybody's a sinner. Except this one guy." -- Homer Simpson Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 10:08 AM (77rzZ) 98
A Cainine painting? So art?
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 10:09 AM (77rzZ) 99
In ER. Dx = a fib.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 13, 2026 10:10 AM (rea8t) 100
96 In the book "A Canticle for Liebowitz," Lazarus, Jesus' friend never died and still roams the Earth.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 13, 2026 10:08 AM ______ Not unlike Beau Biden. Posted by: Not a joke at July 13, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1) 101
Thx for prayers.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 13, 2026 10:11 AM (rea8t) Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 13, 2026 10:12 AM (NFX2v) Posted by: muldoon at July 13, 2026 10:12 AM (I0N4X) 104
Praying Cap'n.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 10:12 AM (U0yJ9) 105
The movie ‘He Never Died’ has an interesting take on the Cain myth. Uneven movie, but interesting take.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 13, 2026 10:06 AM (bAJQW) Karl Edward Wagner's Kane books was roughly centered around that concept. Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 10:14 AM (rbvCR) 106
Stupid Prizes Award winner for today
@libsoftiktok 8m BREAKING: A driver reportedly just tried to run over ICE agents in Biddeford, Maine. He was reportedly shot dead. Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 13, 2026 10:15 AM (diia5) 107
I've wondered about Lazarus and the old obituary line, modified: "We owe God a death. Or two in your case, Laz."
Posted by: Oglebay at July 13, 2026 10:16 AM (2ap+5) 108
In the book "A Canticle for Liebowitz," Lazarus, Jesus' friend never died and still roams the Earth.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 13, 2026 10:08 AM (qFwJc) ---- Technically Lazarus died at least once. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2026 10:16 AM (FZ29D) 109
I saw this on Forensic Files last year. Able was the person of interest.
Posted by: Yer Sistahs Azz at July 13, 2026 10:16 AM (Bjewj) 110
I've always thought Cain got off easy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 13, 2026 10:17 AM (xcxpd) 111
@libsoftiktok 8m
BREAKING: A driver reportedly just tried to run over ICE agents in Biddeford, Maine. He was reportedly shot dead. Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 13, 2026 10:15 AM (diia5) You'd think that even leftists, eventually, would learn. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 10:17 AM (ExV1e) Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 13, 2026 10:17 AM (rea8t) 113
96 the andreyev lazarus is bleak.
Posted by: cmeat at July 13, 2026 10:17 AM (R11M+) 114
Praying for you, Captain Obvious.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 10:17 AM (1Vo6X) 115
105 The movie ‘He Never Died’ has an interesting take on the Cain myth. Uneven movie, but interesting take.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 13, 2026 10:06 AM (bAJQW) Karl Edward Wagner's Kane books was roughly centered around that concept. Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 10:14 AM (rbvCR) I try hard to like Karl Edward Wagner's Kane books. It ought to be right up my alley. But Kane is such an asshole I end up not enjoying the stories. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 13, 2026 10:18 AM (xcxpd) 116
RIP Sam Neill. He owned the 1990s.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 13, 2026 10:18 AM (yYROg) 117
prayers up, Captain!
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 13, 2026 10:18 AM (hPLSE) 118
I hope you heal up soon, Captain Obvious
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 13, 2026 10:19 AM (xcxpd) 119
It occasionally gives me consolation as a parent that even God's kids and grandkids were colossal screw-ups.
About 2/3 of the OT turns out to be Almighty God bitching about kids nowadays, just like a Moron. We trespass on His turf. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 13, 2026 10:19 AM (zdLoL) 120
The Epitaph: Cain just wasn't able.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 10:19 AM (0sNs1) 121
Ann Widdecombe murder investigation has been transferred to the "anti-terror department" (not sure of its official name).
IRGC is being mentioned in news reports but they are taking credit for everything these days. British government has finally proscribed them (presumably in response to Widdecombe killing). Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 13, 2026 10:20 AM (AGz65) 122
MAE, they're working on it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 13, 2026 10:20 AM (rea8t) 123
116 RIP Sam Neill. He owned the 1990s.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 13, 2026 10:18 AM (yYROg) RIP indeed. I have really enjoyed a lot of his movies, especially In the Mouth of Madness. Never imagined John Carpenter would outlive Sam. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 13, 2026 10:20 AM (xcxpd) 124
I try hard to like Karl Edward Wagner's Kane books. It ought to be right up my alley. But Kane is such an asshole I end up not enjoying the stories.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 13, 2026 10:18 AM (xcxpd) If I were to cut all the assholes out of my life I would be an anchorite living in a cell carved into a rock, and I don't have that luxury Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 10:20 AM (rbvCR) 125
111 nah, they need something to broadcast.
expect a big "event" before november. Posted by: cmeat at July 13, 2026 10:21 AM (R11M+) 126
80 Figure sort of reminds FenSpouse of the artistic work of William Blake.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke Yes, me too, Fen. Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 10:02 AM (77rzZ) -- You be trippin! Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 13, 2026 10:21 AM (cWLG3) Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2026 10:21 AM (lJ0H4) 128
Reminds me of a Kansas album cover
Posted by: kactus at July 13, 2026 10:22 AM (twS2i) 129
IRGC is being mentioned in news reports but they are taking credit for everything these days.
Was it not Allah (swt) Who took Lindsay Graham (la) by his aorta? And who best speaks for Allah? Posted by: the Islamic Republic at July 13, 2026 10:22 AM (yYROg) 130
Figure sort of reminds FenSpouse of the artistic work of William Blake.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke Yes, me too, Fen. Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 10:02 AM (77rzZ) -- You be trippin! Posted by: Chairman LMAO My favorite story about Blake is that his wife once reportedly said that "I have very little of Mr. Blake's company. He is always in Paradise." Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 10:22 AM (77rzZ) 131
124 I try hard to like Karl Edward Wagner's Kane books. It ought to be right up my alley. But Kane is such an asshole I end up not enjoying the stories.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 13, 2026 10:18 AM (xcxpd) If I were to cut all the assholes out of my life I would be an anchorite living in a cell carved into a rock, and I don't have that luxury Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 10:20 AM (rbvCR) In fiction, I need to have a protagonist I can root for. I have to want them to succeed. With Kane, I end up hoping he gets his ass kicked and gets humbled. I shouldn't be hoping the protagonist will fail but that's where I end up. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 13, 2026 10:22 AM (xcxpd) Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 10:23 AM (ExV1e) 133
Cain moved to North Fork with his son Mark.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2026 10:23 AM (Cqx++) 134
So, this is Cain's return from an early version of The Barrel?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 10:23 AM (0sNs1) 135
CBD, have you ever featured a William Blake?
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 10:23 AM (77rzZ) 136
106 Stupid Prizes Award winner for today
Posted by: weft cut-loop --- Big story already, and demonstrations planned. Portland-Press Herold, Live updates: Shooting reported in Biddeford, potentially involving federal agents One person may be dead after a shooting that may have involved federal immigration agents. Community: Biddeford. Posted 8:39 AM Updated 10:00 am Nearby Biddeford residents shocked, saddened Ron Bernardino and Barbara Malloch live less than two blocks from the scene. They said they heard nothing from their home, but were shocked to hear that a man had been shot and killed. “I come out here to walk my dog and there was a guy who told me they killed someone,” Bernardino said. 10:10 am - Rep. Pingree responds to Biddeford incident 10:06 am - Protest planned following shooting Protests are already in the works in response to the incident on Monday. And on and on. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 13, 2026 10:23 AM (NFX2v) 137
And who best speaks for Allah?
Posted by: the Islamic Republic at July 13, 2026 10:22 AM (yYROg) Trump. At least he has claimed so on Truth Social. Twice IIRC. Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 13, 2026 10:24 AM (AGz65) 138
looked up sam neill. i've seen jurassic and wilderpeople. cannot picture him.
Posted by: cmeat at July 13, 2026 10:25 AM (R11M+) 139
MAE, they're working on it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious ___________ If the cardiologist recommends ablation, a new technique has been introduced that uses a pulsed electrical field rather than heat or cryo. Ablation was already pretty safe, but this new technique carries even lower risks. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 13, 2026 10:25 AM (XvL8K) 140
Kane's punishment is that he gets to live with what he has done.
Karl Edward Wagner was a serious alcoholic, and I thought it showed through in his writing. Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 10:25 AM (rbvCR) 141
Ablation not on table at this point.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 13, 2026 10:26 AM (rea8t) 142
Sam Neill was Dr Weir on the Event Horizon.
He is assuredly in a better place now. Posted by: gKWVE at July 13, 2026 10:26 AM (yYROg) 143
A driver reportedly just tried to run over ICE agents in Biddeford, Maine. He was reportedly shot dead.
******** The driver's name was Ames. Pretti Goode Ames Posted by: muldoon at July 13, 2026 10:26 AM (I0N4X) 144
138 looked up sam neill. i've seen jurassic and wilderpeople. cannot picture him.
Posted by: cmeat at July 13, 2026 10:25 AM (R11M+) --- He was also in Daybreakers, with Ethan Hawke and Willem Dafoe, a pretty good spin on the vampire genre. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 13, 2026 10:27 AM (CpcAD) 145
looked up sam neill. i've seen jurassic and wilderpeople. cannot picture him.
Posted by: cmeat He was in Hunt for Red October too. Got his start in the U.S. in Reilly, Ace of Spies on PBS. Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2026 10:27 AM (lJ0H4) 146
143 A driver reportedly just tried to run over ICE agents in Biddeford, Maine. He was reportedly shot dead.
******** The driver's name was Ames. Pretti Goode Ames Posted by: muldoon at July 13, 2026 10:26 AM (I0N4X) snort Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 13, 2026 10:27 AM (xcxpd) 147
Sam Neill was Dr Weir on the Event Horizon.
He is assuredly in a better place now. Posted by: gKWVE at July 13, 2026 10:26 AM (yYROg) ___ Only if he accepted Jesus as his savior and repented of his sins before he died. If not... Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 13, 2026 10:28 AM (j6oBT) 148
144 zombie guy here, although some vamps are neat.
backrooms was worthwhile. saw trailer for buscemi/ malkovich upcoming gangster. Posted by: cmeat at July 13, 2026 10:29 AM (R11M+) 149
It's kind of amazing how the Democrats have this super competent totally Grassroots™ Rapid
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 13, 2026 10:29 AM (CpcAD) 150
Ablation not on table at this point.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 13, 2026 10:26 AM (rea8t) My sis ignored hers until she had issues from the tachycardia, and then they were really aggressive on meds trying to control it. That didn't work so well so they did an ablation. I am glad you are getting seen about this. Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 10:30 AM (rbvCR) 151
Good morning from Elliot Bay! Sunny and 54. Gorgeous morning.
Have a lovely day and please, before setting your hairs on fire, go for a walk. Smell the flowers. Feel the air move around you. Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 13, 2026 09:56 AM Mornin', nurse! Hot and humid here, but, New England in the summer. I'll take it for a couple of weeks before Preparing for Winter sets in. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 13, 2026 10:30 AM (bFu5X) 152
Ames Pretti Goode
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 13, 2026 10:30 AM (h7yO4) 153
If the cardiologist recommends ablation, a new technique has been introduced that uses a pulsed electrical field rather than heat or cryo. Ablation was already pretty safe, but this new technique carries even lower risks.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 13, 2026 10:25 AM (XvL8K) Is the new procedure more effective? I've had 1 cryogenic and 2 heat ablation surgery in past 7 years, and my afib is back, big as ever. Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 13, 2026 10:30 AM (mXOPV) 154
145 weird, red october wasn't in his filmography. saw that. he reminds me of an american actor.
Posted by: cmeat at July 13, 2026 10:30 AM (R11M+) 155
146 143 A driver reportedly just tried to run over ICE agents in Biddeford, Maine. He was reportedly shot dead.
******** This needs to happen more often with less provocation. They need support from management to clear crowds the old tried and proved way. Until then, events like this are going to happen. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 13, 2026 10:32 AM (VQ0bX) 156
22 So the Angel of Death is a ginger, apparently...
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 09:36 AM (77rzZ) ======= This has been known for millennia. Also stealer of souls. Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 13, 2026 10:33 AM (JNTt1) 157
In the book "A Canticle for Liebowitz," Lazarus, Jesus' friend never died and still roams the Earth.
You fish in dark waters. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 13, 2026 10:33 AM (kYmoU) 158
In the book "A Canticle for Liebowitz," Lazarus, Jesus' friend never died and still roams the Earth.
“You fish in dark waters.” Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 13, 2026 10:33 AM (kYmoU) But stay away from the kiln. That thing is dangerous. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 10:34 AM (2YhKe) 159
Death is represented many ways in art. This one is pretty good.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 13, 2026 10:35 AM (QaH55) Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 13, 2026 10:35 AM (AGz65) 161
But stay away from the kiln. That thing is dangerous.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 10:34 AM (2YhKe) ---------- *fistbump* Posted by: Fawn Leibowitz at July 13, 2026 10:35 AM (CpcAD) 162
Saudi Jets Bomb Sanaa International Airport To Stop Iranian Passenger Plane From Landing
-- Saudis don't want Iran in Yemen airspace. The article clarifies the relation between US, Saudi Arabia and Yemen is just as screwy as all Islam relations. https://tinyurl.com/29v93awb Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 13, 2026 10:36 AM (VQ0bX) 163
But stay away from the kiln. That thing is dangerous.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 10:34 AM (2YhKe) Handy for picking up chicks, though. -- Eric Stratton Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 10:36 AM (ExV1e) 164
Is the new procedure more effective? I've had 1 cryogenic and 2 heat ablation surgery in past 7 years, and my afib is back, big as ever.
Posted by: tbodie Lurker __________ From what I've read, it's as effective and greatly reduces the risk of damaging the heart wall, which in turn can lead to developing a fistula to the esophagus. And it cuts the procedure time way down. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 13, 2026 10:36 AM (XvL8K) 165
I had to Google how Cain died. Pretty disappointing.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis Net neutrality. Duh. Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 10:36 AM (77rzZ) 166
I didn't see the name Ames.
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