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Daily Tech News 11 July 2026

Top Story

  • Commies to the left of me, commies also to the left of me: Meta faces fines in the trillions of dollars from Europe and a cartel of US states unless they make their platform worse. (Ars Technica)

    These people need meteor strikes. Now:
    That figure is likely uncomfortably "close to Meta's market capitalization of around $1.5 trillion," Reuters noted. But California Attorney General Rob Bonta seems to agree it's appropriate, alleging in a statement to Reuters that "Meta has prioritized profits over the safety of kids and fueled the mental health crisis we see impacting a generation of American children."
    What generation of American children? The ones you didn't manage to murder or mutilate?
    As Meta seemingly continues treading water - pointing to screen-time notifications that kids can easily dismiss or default settings that may be changed - the financial pressure to do more to protect kids could threaten its AI ambitions at a crucial time.
    Everything not forbidden is forbidden. Everything not compulsory is compulsory.


  • Don't you tilt your head at me! (The Register)

    We see you! Don't think we don't just because we're passed out in the gutter blitzed on fentanyl!


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  • The game behind the anime series that launched a thousand nice boat memes, School Days, is receiving a new English language dub.

    Among the voice talents are Mint Fantome and Phoebe Chan of idol group Densetsu.EXE, formerly known as Nijisanji's Pomu Rainpuff and Prism Project's little blue forg Ami Amami respectively.


  • Meanwhile there's yet another new Tenchi Muyo outing, Tenchi Galaxy, on the way, with the dub cast adding the talents of Hololive English Advent's devilish diva, Nerissa Ravencroft.



Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: No, it definitely says "forg".

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




Comments

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1 w00t

Posted by: m at July 11, 2026 04:32 AM (6wpGE)

2 Indeed.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 11, 2026 04:33 AM (BLOW1)

3 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at July 11, 2026 04:34 AM (vcWod)

4 Disclaimer: No, it definitely says "forg".
****

Eh, anime. And Japanese.

Posted by: clarence at July 11, 2026 04:38 AM (vcWod)

5 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 11, 2026 04:40 AM (L1JuH)

6 Simon & Garfunkel - Mrs. Robinson

Beautiful!

Posted by: m at July 11, 2026 04:54 AM (6wpGE)

7 According to the online weather forecasters the west will be hot and east will be cool for the rest of the summer. My a/c has been off for almost a week, unusual for mid summer. That damn climate change, I guess no one really knows what is going on with the weather. Is Europe still hot with bodies piled up on street corners like I read when the temp reaches 90F.

Posted by: colin at July 11, 2026 04:55 AM (CiQE7)

8 Disclaimer: No, it definitely says "forg".

wut

Don't you
Forg[et about me]

Posted by: m at July 11, 2026 04:56 AM (6wpGE)

9 These big settlements are just government theft.

My mother died from emphysema caused by smoking. There was a big tobacco settlement that included our state. Did my mother see any benefit? She did not.

In a class action suit, at least the represented class gets some benefit even though it's small.

In positive news, the extension of the house to meet the increasing population demand is going well.

Good morning.

Posted by: meh at July 11, 2026 04:56 AM (kK7U2)

10 >>>Prism Project's little blue forg

Oh. I see.

Posted by: m at July 11, 2026 04:58 AM (6wpGE)

11 Is Europe still hot with bodies piled up on street corners like I read when the temp reaches 90F.

Posted by: colin

>How does that even happen (I mean the dead people)? This whole weekend will be +100F. It also gets to be -30F here every winter. I'm in the Rockies but it seems most of the bodies are in Chicago.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 11, 2026 05:04 AM (KttFr)

12 But it's a dry heat in the Rockies, Reverend. Bone dry.

Posted by: meh at July 11, 2026 05:06 AM (zZxsY)

13 7 According to the online weather forecasters the west will be hot and east will be cool for the rest of the summer. My a/c has been off for almost a week, unusual for mid summer. That damn climate change, I guess no one really knows what is going on with the weather. Is Europe still hot with bodies piled up on street corners like I read when the temp reaches 90F.
Posted by: colin



It will be 100 degrees on Wednesday here in Babylon DC. Weather forcasters are no more accurate than your average druid circa 82AD

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 11, 2026 05:10 AM (L1JuH)

14
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 11, 2026 05:12 AM (AMvSw)

15 >>>But it's a dry heat in the Rockies, Reverend. Bone dry.

Posted by: meh

>Yes, I'm becoming a little desiccated but I stay hydrated and limit my exposure to the air fryer.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 11, 2026 05:13 AM (KttFr)

16 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2026 05:16 AM (Ia/+0)

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