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One More Such ONT And We Are Undone
Greetings, fellow Hordians! What say we have an ONT, shall we? Let's start with this greentext which is funny AF.
Fido Friday: Focus on the important things
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 3, 2026
A text I sent to my wife on July 2
Checklist
Would marry: Buff cheese woman
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 3, 2026
Turning the tables
Neverending Independence Day
I'm loving it
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 10, 2026
Globalism
Herding cats
A great nation
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 10, 2026
Facts
Facts, part 2
This may be too much America, even for me
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 10, 2026
Same as it ever was
Individualism
What's for dinner? Snek.
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 11, 2026
Getting old fast
Canadians
Gender specific roles
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 11, 2026
What a twist
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by popcorn:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: IS Roth at July 10, 2026 10:00 PM (rkhpv)
Posted by: caf at July 10, 2026 10:00 PM (fawlF)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 10, 2026 10:00 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 10, 2026 10:02 PM (0H3sk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2026 10:04 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 10, 2026 10:04 PM (0H3sk)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 10, 2026 10:06 PM (0H3sk)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 10, 2026 10:06 PM (VmkSV)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 10, 2026 10:06 PM (6lIrI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2026 10:06 PM (u/oMr)
😃
Posted by: mindful webworker - yay Friday = let's pop some popcorn at July 10, 2026 10:06 PM (9rU9k)
That was some really good sausage.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 10, 2026 10:07 PM (oB0kJ)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 10, 2026 10:07 PM (7gFa4)
I didn't recognize a charge on my credit card, and my important call to the company is 30 minutes long on hold.
Assholes. How much can it cost them to hire three extra Indian guys... geez...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 10, 2026 10:07 PM (Sco7b)
Assholes. How much can it cost them to hire three extra Indian guys... geez...
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You try to hire Indians for a Nigerian boiler room operation and see how you do.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2026 10:08 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 10, 2026 10:09 PM (0H3sk)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 10, 2026 10:09 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 10, 2026 10:10 PM (0H3sk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2026 10:11 PM (u/oMr)
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Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 10, 2026 10:14 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 10, 2026 10:14 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: TRex- 'murica dino at July 10, 2026 10:14 PM (OlBv0)
Launch in about 30 minutes.
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 17-48
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: July 10, 2026 PDT
Launch Time: 8:01 p.m. PDT (July 11, 03:01 UTC, 05:01 CEST)
https://youtu.be/-56tCCViN1A
Posted by: Joyenz at July 10, 2026 10:15 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2026 10:16 PM (0Htd1)
https://tinyurl.com/s5y2r5xt
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2026 10:18 PM (Riz8t)
A whirly pop. On the stove. After it stops popping for longer than a count of 1001. 1002, 1003, it is done. Add too much butter. (It is never too much.) Salt to taste. Easier than microwave. Better. No more time. Microwave popcorn is a plot to make popcorn unhealthy, untasty, and complicated.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 10, 2026 10:18 PM (kYmoU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2026 10:19 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 10, 2026 10:19 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 10, 2026 10:19 PM (0H3sk)
Congratulations again nurse.
You try to hire Indians for a Nigerian boiler room operation and see how you do.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2026 10:08 PM (u/oMr)
That I'm Canadian thing above pretty much covers it. I'm pretty sure I could go to outside Toronto and find boiler rooms from both...
Everyone have a great night. I'm going to handle that tomorrow and get back to work here. Ralphy wants out. Snowflake is in resting and monitoring the outside activities through the window. Good kitty...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 10, 2026 10:19 PM (Sco7b)
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What a wife!
What a cat!
Posted by: Braenyard
"What's for dinner?"
"Stir-fry surprise!"
.....
But seriously, sneks carry salmonella. Not eating the stir-fry surprise.
I'd order some takeout, though. Her choice.
Posted by: mikeski at July 10, 2026 10:20 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2026 10:20 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2026 10:21 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 10, 2026 10:21 PM (L1JuH)
Posted by: 496 at July 10, 2026 10:22 PM (wn82L)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 10, 2026 10:23 PM (0H3sk)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 10, 2026 10:24 PM (+9wcF)
Works every time.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 10, 2026 10:25 PM (0aYVJ)
Well, my mother is in a nursing home for post-acute therapy (that's what they've all started calling themselves now, "post-acute").
After all that, she was weak as hell, but I think she's coming back. Physically. Her mind, well, she's sort of in La La Land. She's knows who were are, and knows friends and family that have visited, but otherwise is sort of in her own little world. She'll reach for things that aren't there. She seems to think background objects are close up right there at arm's length or something.
And then, she sometimes tries to eat her blanket.... Pulls it up her mouth and chews on it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 10, 2026 10:26 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2026 10:26 PM (Riz8t)
.....if you know what I mean, and I hotep you do.
Posted by: mikeskhufu at July 10, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)
In her defense, I've seen some delicious looking blankets over the years.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 10, 2026 10:28 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: Just to add to the confusion at July 10, 2026 10:30 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: mindful webworker - or was it chat-bs? at July 10, 2026 10:30 PM (9rU9k)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2026 10:26 PM (Riz8t)
It was tough; just try to build a microwave oven out of rocks, deer skins, and mammoth tusks.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 10, 2026 10:30 PM (tiz3J)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2026 10:31 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Unfortunately, yes. The sign at the beginning says "coekmodnt," and I don't think that's even valid Dutch or Welsh, much less any real language.
Posted by: mikeski at July 10, 2026 10:31 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: 496 at July 10, 2026 10:22 PM (wn82L)
Nate Bargatze. He is friggin' funny. Look him up, if you have not already. He works clean, which I love. I love his non-linear look at real life. Seriously. Dude is genuinely funny.
His dad, Stephen, a magician, is funny as well. Apple, tree.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 10, 2026 10:31 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 10, 2026 10:31 PM (xcxpd)
Horde mind something something.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Weird, Dave! at July 10, 2026 10:32 PM (9rU9k)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 10, 2026 10:09 PM (yEz+x
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LOL! Add that to George Carlin's list of things you never hear....
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 10, 2026 10:33 PM (6lIrI)
She lucked out with her roommate. The old gal is a character, one of the "good ol' gals", and it turns out we're probably related, as we got to trying figure out the cross-pollination with our family trees. Anyway, she's in there after a heart attack, followed by drug-induced rhabdomyolysis, which is pretty bad. It was caused by an interaction with statins and something else, which she says the docs that gave her that ought to have known better.
Anyway, think of Miklos' Darlene when she got old and even ornerier. That woman notices everything, and keeps watch on Mama, and gives a report on all the activities through the night.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 10, 2026 10:33 PM (w6EFb)
Hope she regains lucidity soon. Right now she's where she needs to be, getting 'round the clock care, and you & Miley can get some rest.
Prayers, as always, for all of you.
Posted by: JQ at July 10, 2026 10:33 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2026 10:26 PM (Riz8t)
We call it maizecorn.
Posted by: Stone Age Indian Maiden at July 10, 2026 10:33 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 10, 2026 10:30 PM (tiz3J)
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If you don't have at least two coconuts and some palm fronds, you're bound to fail.
Posted by: The Professor at July 10, 2026 10:33 PM (u/oMr)
Nate often works that into his material, and is, in itself, funny.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 10, 2026 10:34 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Stone Age Indian Maiden at July 10, 2026 10:35 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 10, 2026 10:35 PM (n5tGW)
According to that lady, Mama will wake up in the middle of night and try to get out of bed. She gets the nurses in there to deal with it.
The other morning, Mama woke up around 6AM after a few hours of sleep, and thought she was in a restaurant in Spartanburg, and was getting no service. This morning, she in a "garden shed" with no place to sit down, also waiting for service.
Anyway, again according the roommate, when she gets in that state, she'll start calling for me, and get mad because I don't come and wonder what's the matter with me.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 10, 2026 10:36 PM (w6EFb)
Nate often works that into his material, and is, in itself, funny.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 10, 2026 10:34 PM (2Ez/1)
Like his Dad's friend, dressed as the Easter Bunny.
I thought that was normal.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 10, 2026 10:37 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Bulg at July 10, 2026 10:37 PM (77rzZ)
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The Beacon? That might have made for quite a conversation.....
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 10, 2026 10:38 PM (6lIrI)
Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2026 10:38 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2026 10:38 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2026 10:38 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Bulg at July 10, 2026 10:39 PM (77rzZ)
I didn't recognize a charge on my credit card, and my important call to the company is 30 minutes long on hold.
Assholes. How much can it cost them to hire three extra Indian guys... geez...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 10, 2026 10:07 PM (Sco7b)
Well, they're in Canada, so quite a lot more than in India.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 10, 2026 10:39 PM (qx7Zg)
Nate often works that into his material, and is, in itself, funny.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 10, 2026 10:34 PM (2Ez/1)
I ran across Stehpen Bargatze's Escape from the strait jacket of death. I was dying.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 10, 2026 10:40 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 10, 2026 10:41 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Bulg at July 10, 2026 10:42 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 10, 2026 10:42 PM (0H3sk)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 10, 2026 10:36 PM (w6EFb)
Ughhh that's horrible. She does sound strong though so hopefully this improves quickly.
How are you doing?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 10, 2026 10:42 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2026 10:43 PM (O0L8i)
Well.
I can just imagine this is so much worse then what women in Iran feel when the police beat them for not wearing a hijab right?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 10, 2026 10:44 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 10, 2026 10:41 PM (n5tGW)
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May your stores be all closed, and may you not get what you came for.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2026 10:44 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 10, 2026 10:44 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2026 10:45 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2026 10:46 PM (0Htd1)
Better way to go than being lectured to death by a feminist scold.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 10, 2026 10:46 PM (+9wcF)
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That's Nate Bargatze(sp), he's hilarious.
Those guns had a few safety issues but never too American!
Posted by: lin-duh at July 10, 2026 10:46 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 10, 2026 10:46 PM (0H3sk)
Posted by: Bulg at July 10, 2026 10:46 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 10, 2026 10:19 PM (XV/Pl)
And you wonder why you don't get invited to parties.
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 10, 2026 10:46 PM (ZAfEX)
That's what we're hoping. Over the past year, maybe a little longer, I've noticed she's been slipping a bit, not as aware of things, and getting a bit mixed up from time to time, but nothing this bad.
She was still good until after that emergency surgery (giving her blood thinners was an absolute disaster). She's in an unfamiliar place, and that has a lot to do with it. We'll just see how she progresses.
The PT guy said he managed to get her to walk 40', but it did wear her out. And that's a lot better than just a couple of days ago.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 10, 2026 10:46 PM (w6EFb)
In her defense, I've seen some delicious looking blankets over the years.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310
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Sounds like she's comfortable. That's the most important thing.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 10, 2026 10:47 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Bulg at July 10, 2026 10:39 PM (77rzZ)
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You sure?
https://tinyurl.com/543jxn93
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 10, 2026 10:47 PM (6lIrI)
I notice the latest feminist thing is the complaint that if a husband asks his wife for sex and she's not in the mood its tantamount to rape.
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I thought the latest feminist thing is to complain about women's "emotional load" and how much greater it is for them than men. Well, toots, we don't overanalyze stuff. See, do, on to the next thing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2026 10:47 PM (O0L8i)
Building the Panama highway, 1800s (Thoughty2) 34:18
https://youtu.be/fCwieK-hlzQ
TOP 5 most dangerous places in the Universe (Dr. Becky) 15:15
https://youtu.be/jHREme7umjI
Posted by: mindful webworker - or just walking down MLK Ave. at July 10, 2026 10:47 PM (9rU9k)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 10, 2026 10:47 PM (0H3sk)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 10, 2026 10:48 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2026 10:48 PM (RCjYY)
This is harder for me than with my father -- mother/son thing, but I'm hanging in there.
The hardest thing was yesterday evening, when they were changing her bandages. It was very painful, and seeing her wince and moan in pain was just a knife in the stomach. Some friends told me to just leave the room when that happens, but I was helping a bit, which they needed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 10, 2026 10:48 PM (w6EFb)
But here is the thing the Jihadis are right, they are living real Islam.
Christ died for our sins, Muhammed exterminated Jews because they wouldn't follow him.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 10, 2026 10:49 PM (sKqQm)
That's what we're hoping. Over the past year, maybe a little longer, I've noticed she's been slipping a bit, not as aware of things, and getting a bit mixed up from time to time, but nothing this bad.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 10, 2026 10:46 PM (w6EFb)
I did see the other post a little while back. She HAS been through a lot. So hopefully it is hospital delirium.
My prayers for all of you.
Glad I saw the update.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 10, 2026 10:49 PM (Sco7b)
Thanks for the ONT and a new fear.
I have never been to a good cheese rolling but we did accidently see Scots in Edinburgh one Easter morning roll eggs down a steep hill for kids and dogs. We were sort of struck dumb on Arthur's Seat watching them and could tell it was a thing for many families.
I have a biopsy next week because if you have skin cancer you are never, ever over it. I was once very tan and stupid and now and then pay for it. Over 25yrs since the last wicked one and hopefully this is not one. Sometimes a yearly event! Sometimes I skip many years with no problems!
I know many have it worse and the fight will go on (*hum the Titanic music here).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 10, 2026 10:50 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2026 10:48 PM (RCjYY)
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It's an entire Nation of Diarrhea
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 10, 2026 10:50 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: Bulg at July 10, 2026 10:50 PM (77rzZ)
Seems as if they could do something about all the diarrhea deaths... IF they thought it was important.
Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2026 10:48 PM (RCjYY)
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Help lower caste losers? Hard no.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2026 10:50 PM (O0L8i)
The Indians that run all our companies now are a separate caste from the ones dying from diarrhea. They care way, way less about those people then you do.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 10, 2026 10:50 PM (sKqQm)
Hope you are well.
Posted by: Bulg at July 10, 2026 10:50 PM (77rzZ)
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Fair to middlin', thanks for asking.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2026 10:51 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 10, 2026 10:51 PM (n5tGW)
The Indians argued it was more sanitary because you shouldn't have feces in your house and the ocean just takes the poop away.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 10, 2026 10:51 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Bulg
You sure?
https://tinyurl.com/543jxn93
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher
Chilly clown boobs >>>>> Flaming clown boners
Posted by: mikeski at July 10, 2026 10:51 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2026 10:51 PM (O0L8i)
This is harder for me than with my father -- mother/son thing, but I'm hanging in there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 10, 2026 10:48 PM (w6EFb)
I'm glad you're hanging in there.
Yeah, but you rose up when you were needed. Not having any regrets with either Mom or Dad brings me a lot of peace. I know how much I meant to both of them. Nothing unsaid. I'm at peace...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 10, 2026 10:52 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 10, 2026 10:52 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2026 10:48 PM (RCjYY)
They could start by shooting every curry savage that shits in the street.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2026 10:53 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Bulg at July 10, 2026 10:53 PM (77rzZ)
Hey, you never know how someone really feels until you walk a mile in their comically oversized shoes
Posted by: 18-1 at July 10, 2026 10:54 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Wenda at July 10, 2026 10:54 PM (KUETV)
The Indians argued it was more sanitary because you shouldn't have feces in your house and the ocean just takes the poop away.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 10, 2026 10:51 PM (sKqQm)
I worked for an India-Indian computer company in Ohio. Fresh off the plane Indians...
HR did have to send a few e-mails out about the bathrooms. That was funny.
If you don't think about it too much....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 10, 2026 10:54 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 10, 2026 10:51 PM (sKqQm)
Goes out on the falling tide, returns a few miles down the coast on the next incoming tide. Indians be stupid, that way.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2026 10:55 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Bulg at July 10, 2026 10:56 PM (77rzZ)
Her friends and family are coming in to visit, and I hope that mental stimulation can help.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 10, 2026 10:56 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 10, 2026 10:57 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 10, 2026 10:57 PM (w6EFb)
Always good to see you.
Posted by: Wenda at July 10, 2026 10:57 PM (KUETV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2026 10:58 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 10, 2026 10:58 PM (xHEjv)
I guess that's worse then trying to kill them with a car?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 10, 2026 10:58 PM (sKqQm)
Her friends and family are coming in to visit, and I hope that mental stimulation can help.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 10, 2026 10:56 PM (w6EFb)
You could also bring in photo albums.
Okay, I have beer here. The 30 minutes on hold sapped my desire to edit.
And all this talk of clowns is making me think of relaxing with 'Terrifier 3.'
All the best everyone.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 10, 2026 10:58 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: publius
That's great, hope it prompts her mind. But maybe try one person at a time, until you're sure it won't overwhelm her into a panic. Too much stimulation can be bad.
Posted by: JQ at July 10, 2026 10:58 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2026 10:59 PM (RCjYY)
Mostly Moroccans.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 10, 2026 11:00 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 18-1
I've known professional people from Mexico who were the same way. There is a term they use for lower class Mexicans who have a higher proportion of Indian blood. And they really despise them. But they use them as servants. People who were engineers or doctors had full time servants in their homes.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2026 11:00 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: RandomDave at July 10, 2026 11:01 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Bulg at July 10, 2026 11:02 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2026 10:59 PM (RCjYY)
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When our first son was a toddler he referred to the problem as "dire rear."
I think this is more appropriate and descriptive and use it privately as it made me laugh.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 10, 2026 11:02 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2026 11:03 PM (S41Gd)
Finished cataloging all the journal references for my book, removing duplicate entries and seeing each one, to the extent possible, had a DOI and web page address.
There are about 7700 entries and about 10% have an attached PDF of the paper. I now have to go through each of the 6900 or so remaining entries to see what's available online for those. I don't want to spend my twilight years in library stacks looking for things.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2026 11:04 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 10, 2026 11:04 PM (6lIrI)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2026 11:03 PM (S41Gd)
Serious marksmanship. Putting it through the eye of a needle at 80 paces.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2026 11:04 PM (1z8ji)
I haven't seen her get panicked or anxious really with a lot people around, and that's happened a time or two when they have to get several people in to do something. The PT guy says she's doesn't get out of hand and does pretty good with what he has her do. Of course, I was there all the times I see her of course, and that might make a big difference.
It sounds like to me she's sort of having trouble distinguishing between dreams and reality. I was noticed a little bit of that over the last year. She'd wake up and say something strange, and I figured out it was what she was dreaming.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 10, 2026 11:04 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: mnw at July 10, 2026 10:59 PM (RCjYY)
Do you think I call it blizzard shits just to be funny? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2026 11:04 PM (S41Gd)
I would like to point out that Jonathon Harris, aka Dr. Smith from "Lost in Space" wasn't an English fairy but a New York born lifetime married manly man who was just acting.
Posted by: Auspex at July 10, 2026 06:30 PM (Y8DZL)
When I was a kid I watched " Lost in Space". It didn't occur to me that Dr. Smith was supposed to be gay or that , only that he was the villain . Same
Thing with The Skipper and "little buddy". That they just happened to be mates on a ship- not that they were "doing" each other. Yes, I got that Ginger was supposed to be obviously gorgeous and a star and Mary Ann wax the country girl I'm glad this sort of thing did not affect my childhood. I don't even know that it was written that way " Let's fool
the rubes. Dr. Smith is obviously gay!!! "
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2026 11:05 PM (D+BhG)
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