Two Churches Firebombed In Mamdani's New York City By, Get This, Illegal Alien

He's yet another foreign scumbag mental patient, or, as the leftwing communist media calls him: "Queens man."

Crazed maniac hurls Molotov cocktails at two NYC churches -- then goes on profane rant in shocking courtroom outburst

A twisted Queens firebug was busted for allegedly hurling Molotov cocktails at two Queens churches late Wednesday -- part of what prosecutors believe was a disturbing seven-incident spree.
Yogesh Sayrange, 36, -- who ranted like a madman in federal court on Thursday -- admitted to tossing fiery projectiles at the Iglesia Bautista El Mesias church in Ozone Park, and the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses on in Woodhaven, along with other locations, according to cops and the feds.
"Yea, I f--king firebombed them," Sayrange allegedly told investigators about a separate bombing of a deli, adding with out explaination: "They're Muslims, scum and terrorists."

They were churches not mosques.

He he continued his manic, nonsensical rantings as he was hauled into Brooklyn federal court Thursday for arraignment on charges of allegedly tossing another makeshift device at a smoke shop on Fulton Street while wearing a distinct Guy Fawkes mask last week, prosecutors said.
"You're protecting them, you dumb c--t," Sayrange seethed at prosecutor Ashlyn Miranda. "I'm saying it to this retard here."
"The government is a criminal syndicate," he added as the marshal's handcuffs clicked behind him.
By Thursday, he only faced official charges in the smoke shop crime -- but prosecutors say they suspect that he is involved in seven total arsons dating back to June.
Sayrange also allegedly confessed to the June 25 deli arson, identifying himself both with and without the eerie face covering, according to the feds, who are still probing him for all the alleged firebomb attacks.
But the accused arsonist vehemently proclaimed his innocence in court -- snapping at Magistrate Judge Lara K. Eshkenazi, who simply asked him if he understood his rights.
"I don't stand under you, you stand under me," Sayrange barked. "You're making false accusations and asking 'do I agree with you?" No I don't."
Sayrange -- a Guyanese citizen who is considered "unauthorized" in the US because his childhood arrival protection expired -- was ordered held without bail.
"It's all fake," he snapped when prosecutors explained the risks he poses if not held.
"They're not members of the community, they're criminal cartels," Sayrange ranted. "They're foreign enemies."
...
The suspect was located by police -- who found two additional Molotov cocktails in his bag, prosecutors said.
"I had two more in my bag -- I was going to finish the job," he confessed, according to the feds.
He was taken into custody around 12:10 a.m. Thursday, according to police.
Investigators believe Sayrange mostly targeted houses of worship during his spree that began last month -- but commercial locations were also hit, according to law enforcement sources.

New York will fight like a tiger to keep this Cultural Enrichment Officer in the US.

BREAKING: Illegal immigrant has been arrested after firebombing 2 churches in New York City.

Yogesh Sayrange, a Guyanese citizen who is living in the U.S. illegally, has pending criminal cases involving threats with a knife and an ax.

Federal authorities were already searching… pic.twitter.com/pSKGfHnMog
— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) July 9, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:00 PM

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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 10, 2026 12:00 PM (W2Pud)

2 TGIF, ace!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 10, 2026 12:01 PM (W2Pud)

3 Trifecta?

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 10, 2026 12:01 PM (W2Pud)

4 Rubio deported the guy Walz pardoned.

Maybe round two?

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 10, 2026 12:01 PM (qmxL/)

5 No word on if he cut his junk off first?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2026 12:02 PM (FZ29D)

6 Good afternoon Ace.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2026 12:03 PM (kJmSS)

7 Yogesh Sayrange

Ah, I know the family well from my time in the Hamptons.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2026 12:03 PM (Riz8t)

8 Alternate Headline: “NYC gets more of what it voted for.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2026 12:05 PM (VbqNm)

9 I think as the Reformer Ann Widdecombe things seems to have turned into a murder investigation, it will probably be worth covering.

Posted by: ... at July 10, 2026 12:05 PM (SWQdN)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 10, 2026 12:05 PM (2YhKe)

11 Who names their kid Yogesh?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 10, 2026 12:06 PM (2Ez/1)

12 "The government is a criminal syndicate," he added

He's not wrong.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 10, 2026 12:06 PM (4NO2D)

13
Let's spend a few million understanding him and making him part of our national family.

Posted by: Auspex at July 10, 2026 12:06 PM (Y8DZL)

14 Keep not voting for the Republican because they're not your perfect candidate because that keeps working out so well across the board.

I'm just saying.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 10, 2026 12:06 PM (2YhKe)

15 He sounds like a lovely denizen of NYC.

Posted by: The Sanhedrin at July 10, 2026 12:07 PM (kQBSd)

16 The government is a criminal syndicate

Crazy, but broken clock...

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 10, 2026 12:07 PM (n5tGW)

17 "You're protecting them, you dumb c--t," Sayrange seethed at prosecutor Ashlyn Miranda. "I'm saying it to this retard here."

He's not entirely wrong.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 10, 2026 12:07 PM (2ocoG)

18 Looks like the Democratic Party just found Platner's replacement!

Posted by: raabidquirrel at July 10, 2026 12:07 PM (DfH1m)

19 Neighbors say he was turning his life around and recently began attending a bible study.

Posted by: Local media at July 10, 2026 12:08 PM (2Ez/1)

20 11 Who names their kid Yogesh?

And his brother Bu-Bu.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2026 12:08 PM (Riz8t)

21 Have to admit that, being Guyanese, I'd expected a darker complexion.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 10, 2026 12:08 PM (lFFaq)

22 "Nobody firebombs a church in my town!"

Posted by: Peter Venkman at July 10, 2026 12:08 PM (RmciC)

23 Every day there are stories from around the country, red and blue states, of illegals raping, murdering, pillaging, running over people in cars and trucks, yet Democrats still give them sanctuary, refuse to jail them, release them to continue.their rampage.
Phew. Have to take a breath.
Why? They gain nothing. How is this,profitable?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2026 12:08 PM (kJmSS)

24 Moron didn't know the difference between a church, Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's witnesses and a mosque? Here's a clue , buddy , the mosques tend to have minarets on them and also Arabic writing and if the sign is in English it says "Mosque".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2026 12:08 PM (AphQx)

25 Looks like the Democratic Party just found Platner's replacement!

He said he meant to blow up mosques, which disqualifies him for the Democrat Party. Their only issue now is "free Palestine".

Posted by: Ian S. at July 10, 2026 12:09 PM (2ocoG)

26 Sayrange of the famous Uptown Sayranges?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 10, 2026 12:09 PM (n5tGW)

27 He firebombed MOSQUES?!

Then why isn't this leading the news everywhere all the time?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 10, 2026 12:10 PM (xA5g+)

28 Every day there are stories from around the country, red and blue states, of illegals raping, murdering, pillaging, running over people in cars and trucks, yet Democrats still give them sanctuary, refuse to jail them, release them to continue.their rampage.
Phew. Have to take a breath.
Why? They gain nothing. How is this,profitable?

Textbook Cloward-Piven. When people's desire to "do something" gets strong enough to override the Constitution, they declare Obama dic(k)tator for life and the US a Communist country.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 10, 2026 12:10 PM (2ocoG)

29 Illegal parasite. I chose not to call them illegal immigrants.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2026 12:11 PM (afJtY)

30 Send him back from whence he came.

I am so tired of these worthless miscreants in our country.

They are a menace and need to go back.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 10, 2026 12:11 PM (rg/w7)

31 Well, the Jesus look was a clever disguise I guess.

El-Sayed commercial on in Detroit. I'll be damned, an Arabic guy accused of disrespecting women. Now, I've seen it all.

Yard cleaned. Time for mowing. There's really nice spider webs there. I feel kind of bad. Circle of life but still...nice webs...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 10, 2026 12:11 PM (Sco7b)

32 Smith County, Texas (Tyler area).

Australian Shepherd breeder shutdown and over 150 dogs need immediate help as there are significant costs for medical treatment being incurred.

See NTX Australian Shepherd rescue for details.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 10, 2026 12:11 PM (2YhKe)

33 He just needed to feed his family

Posted by: 29Victor at July 10, 2026 12:12 PM (8z6SV)

34 Speaking of Illegal parasites ...

Rep. Ilhan Omar filed documents with Congress saying her wealth was between $6 million and $30 million. Now she says that was a mistake, and her wealth is actually between $18,000 and $95,000. That's quite a difference.

Who among us hasn't made a $6 million to $30 million error in estimating our net worth for disclosure documents?

Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2026 12:12 PM (RHGPo)

35 Who names their kid Yogesh?

Mr. and Mrs. Lovecraft?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2026 12:13 PM (ExV1e)

36 Government must leave him alone, as these are my people.

I will be holding the police accountable for detaining and causing this man stress.

Posted by: Mayor Jihadami at July 10, 2026 12:13 PM (2YhKe)

37
Yeah, kind of surprised a church bombing even makes news anymore.

200 of 'em torched in Canada over a year or so and it's a sidenote.

Posted by: Auspex at July 10, 2026 12:13 PM (Y8DZL)

38 23 Every day there are stories from around the country, red and blue states, of illegals raping, murdering, pillaging, running over people in cars and trucks, yet Democrats still give them sanctuary, refuse to jail them, release them to continue.their rampage.
Phew. Have to take a breath.
Why? They gain nothing. How is this,profitable?
Posted by: Sharon

Answer, Democrats want disorder as that allows expansion of government employees, expansion of power, and expansion of ngos for looting the public treasury. They don't care about responding to average citizens nor even businesses anymore just like Venezuela and for the same reason--all the control mechanisms like free and fair elections are broken so the looter gimmedat class of Democrats run amuck.

Posted by: whig at July 10, 2026 12:14 PM (E4rtv)

39 Culturally enriching the churches that Americans won't.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 10, 2026 12:14 PM (XHO5P)

40 He's obviously not competent to stand trial. Put him back on the streets!

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2026 12:14 PM (ftFVW)

41 No doubt the crosses on the churches made them look like mosques.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 10, 2026 12:14 PM (QTc/S)

42 "... a separate bombing of a deli, adding with out explaination: "They're Muslims, scum and terrorists."
+++

So, can you get bacon at a Muslim deli? How does that work?

Posted by: Mildly curious at July 10, 2026 12:15 PM (2Ez/1)

43 Their only issue now is "free Palestine".
Posted by: Ian S. at July 10, 2026 12:09 PM (2ocoG)

Palestine, Tx is pretty free. A bit pricey, but overall, free.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 10, 2026 12:15 PM (2YhKe)

44
House him in Gracie Mansion so he can savor the "warmth of collectivism" with its premier proponent.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 10, 2026 12:15 PM (s9VOe)

45 Guyana, formerly known as British Guiana, is a unique nation on the northern coast of South America and the only country in the region where English is the official language. It is part of the Guianas, a cultural and geographic region sharing the ancient Guiana Shield, and boasts vast rainforests, savannas, and a richly diverse population shaped by Indigenous, African, East Indian, and colonial influences.

Sounds like a nice place he can go back to.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 10, 2026 12:15 PM (n5tGW)

46 Why? They gain nothing. How is this,profitable?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2026 12:08 PM (kJmSS)

They keep being elected by people who haven't, yet, been raped, murdered, pillaged, or run over, and who choose to believe that creating an environment which allows their fellow citizens to suffer those woes makes them a better person.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2026 12:15 PM (ExV1e)

47
El-Sayed is as good as nominated. Haley Stevens is universally recognized as retarded.

Posted by: Auspex at July 10, 2026 12:16 PM (Y8DZL)

48 Yogesh Sayrange

Ah, I know the family well from my time in the Hamptons."

Any relation to the Main Line Sayranges?

Posted by: man at July 10, 2026 12:16 PM (cGjQu)

49 34 Speaking of Illegal parasites ...

Rep. Ilhan Omar filed documents with Congress saying her wealth was between $6 million and $30 million. Now she says that was a mistake, and her wealth is actually between $18,000 and $95,000. That's quite a difference.

Who among us hasn't made a $6 million to $30 million error in estimating our net worth for disclosure documents?
Posted by: SMOD
======
She is playing games with her fiancee/husband (uncertain status) where she includes or excludes wealth under his name. Recent investigation shows his 'consulting' firm is akin to those phantom Medicaid hospice providers in LA.

Posted by: whig at July 10, 2026 12:16 PM (E4rtv)

50 >>> 23 Every day there are stories from around the country, red and blue states, of illegals raping, murdering, pillaging, running over people in cars and trucks, yet Democrats still give them sanctuary, refuse to jail them, release them to continue.their rampage.
Phew. Have to take a breath.
Why? They gain nothing. How is this,profitable?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2026 12:08 PM (kJmSS)

Profit???

I get 10%, minimum.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 10, 2026 12:16 PM (R+iUD)

51 25 Looks like the Democratic Party just found Platner's replacement!

He said he meant to blow up mosques, which disqualifies him for the Democrat Party. Their only issue now is "free Palestine".
Posted by: Ian S. at July 10, 2026 12:09 PM (2ocoG)

Raw talent. He just needs some coaching to replace "muslims" with "zionists." And maybe a rape allegation or two.

Posted by: raabidquirrel at July 10, 2026 12:16 PM (DfH1m)

52 Guyanese. That's an odd one.

But the illegal who stabbed that baby in the face at a Walmart after being released from jail for stabbing her father, desecrating a church and lighting its priest on fire was an Hispanic illegal, too.

It's easy to guess "Muslim" on these, because it's a Satanic religion that always tells people to attack churches and synagogues.

But I think for these pure maniacs like this guy or that lady or the tranny school shooters, Christianity is the prevalent, formative societal influence they are subconsciously lashing out against, and when their fancy turns to blood, that's what they reflexively strike at.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2026 12:16 PM (BI5O2)

53 Who names their kid Yogesh?
Posted by: I gotta ask at July 10, 2026 12:06 PM (2Ez/1)
---

Right?

Posted by: Yog Sothoth at July 10, 2026 12:16 PM (QTc/S)

54 If they're going to keep him here, and in NYC, I'm fine with that. It is what the folks there voted for, right?

Let 'em soak in it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2026 12:17 PM (jehhT)

55 New York will fight like a tiger to keep this Cultural Enrichment Officer in the US.

I don't know, pointing out that the government is a criminal syndicate is not going to endear him to the criminal syndicate that is our government.

Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2026 12:17 PM (ATSTk)

56 "He's yet another foreign scumbag mental patient, or, as the leftwing communist media calls him: "Queens man."

The MFM treats illegal alien criminals like Roberts/Abby treat babies from illegals. They are all now AMERICAN, just by being here. (and you are racist to not fully accept their non-white appearance).

These third world thugs bring their culture with them ... the culture of criminality as the norm. The foreign mafias/cartels in those hell holes taught them another way of life, which is not interested in American Culture, they want to dominate just as the Muslims do.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2026 12:18 PM (vbXSk)

57 Not that much crazier than your typical sovereign citizen.

Posted by: Octochicken at July 10, 2026 12:18 PM (oCS0o)

58 9 I think as the Reformer Ann Widdecombe things seems to have turned into a murder investigation, it will probably be worth covering.

??

now I'm curious

and on topic, this is just one of the human detritus various non-Western countries got rid of via our Leftist "humanitarians"

yayyyyyyy

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 10, 2026 12:19 PM (j+aD2)

59 >>> 32 Smith County, Texas (Tyler area).

Australian Shepherd breeder shutdown and over 150 dogs need immediate help as there are significant costs for medical treatment being incurred.

See NTX Australian Shepherd rescue for details.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 10, 2026 12:11 PM (2YhKe)

Poor doggehs.

Should we send a couple to LadyL? They're a lot like border collies.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 10, 2026 12:19 PM (R+iUD)

60 The reporter who describes a Guy Fawkes mask as an "eerie face covering" needs to get out more.

Posted by: Welcome to the real world at July 10, 2026 12:19 PM (2Ez/1)

61 OT, what is wrong with these people???

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
·
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University of Minnesota (
@UMNews
) to launch “MyGender Dolls”, transgender dolls for CHILDREN

How many taxpayer dollars were used to fund this groomer project?
@usedgov

@doge

Source:
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Posted by: beckster at July 10, 2026 12:20 PM (kX27y)

62 "...has pending criminal cases involving threats with a knife and an ax."

_____________________

I wonder if he even had to put up bail. Because the NYC law not requiring bail only applies to misdimeanors and non-violent felonies. Threating someone with an ax and knife probably could be considered a violent felony.

Posted by: Orson at July 10, 2026 12:20 PM (dIske)

63 I'm sure I saw that guy on my bus this morning.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 10, 2026 12:20 PM (RIvkX)

64 What a whack-a-doodle. That dude is all over the place.

In regards to his confessing to the crimes, is he still allowed to plead not guilty?

Posted by: WisRich at July 10, 2026 12:20 PM (G0vdT)

65 BREAKING: Detectives open murder probe into Ann Widdecombe's death

Ann Widdecombe sustained 'serious injuries' before death

Police hunting 'white male' suspect as they urge witnesses to come forward

Police to hold press conference today

Coroner says enquiries into death are 'ongoing'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 10, 2026 12:21 PM (xA5g+)

66 Oh.

No.

I'm retarded. Sorry, ace. Churches, not mosques.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 10, 2026 12:22 PM (xA5g+)

67 Know what else Guyana is remembered for?

Posted by: Brought to you by Flavor Aid at July 10, 2026 12:23 PM (2Ez/1)

68 Congressman Leo Ryan (D-CA) wants nothing to do with Jonestown, a remote settlement in Guyana ...

After Ryan's departure from Jonestown towards Port Kaituma, Marceline made a broadcast on Jonestown's speaker system, giving assurances and asking settlers to return to their homes. During this time, aides prepared a large metal tub with grape Flavor Aid (which was misidentified as Kool-Aid), poisoned with diphenhydramine, promethazine, chlorpromazine, chloroquine, diazepam, chloral hydrate and cyanide.

Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2026 12:23 PM (RHGPo)

69 Police hunting 'white male' suspect as they urge witnesses to come forward

Do they have reason to believe that a white male is involved or is this just a knee-jerk announcement from the UK police?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2026 12:23 PM (ExV1e)

70 so they are just murdering Reform supporters, great.

feeling better about my strong veto of a family vacation to England now

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 10, 2026 12:23 PM (j+aD2)

71 I think the Democrats have lost control of the situation. It is way too obvious now with the teen gang takeovers, the constant drumbeat of criminals being released and then committing even more heinous crimes. The Socialists winning seats from long time Democrat incumbents. Even the Platner saga with him refusing to actually resign. They can no longer make their foot soldiers obey. Touting AOC, Talerico, Buttijudge as the future. Supporting Mamdani. They have lost the narrative and no longer supporting their former working class base. This will not end well.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2026 12:23 PM (kJmSS)

72 Yogesh is obviously off his meds, but he makes sense on occasion. He probably left Guyana because of the communist invasion from Cuba.

Posted by: New York Times at July 10, 2026 12:23 PM (2ap+5)

73 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
TGIF

Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2026 12:23 PM (sgkY8)

74 > Who names their kid Yogesh?

Google says it means "master of yoga" in Sanskrit. It's a bit presumptuous if you ask me. Sure, babies are flexible, but that doesn't make you a yoga master.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2026 12:24 PM (mkw2N)

75 I thought this was illegal under federal housing rules.

https://tinyurl.com/3vy255mz

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 10, 2026 12:24 PM (n5tGW)

76 They want a civil war

Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2026 12:24 PM (sgkY8)

77 Yogesh has a way with words. I think we can work with him.

Posted by: Hollywood Script Writers at July 10, 2026 12:25 PM (QaH55)

78 74 > Who names their kid Yogesh?

Google says it means "master of yoga" in Sanskrit. It's a bit presumptuous if you ask me. Sure, babies are flexible, but that doesn't make you a yoga master.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2026 12:24 PM (mkw2N)

Well....

Posted by: Cthulhu at July 10, 2026 12:25 PM (mP0Kj)

79 Police hunting 'white male' suspect as they urge witnesses to come forward

Do they have reason to believe that a white male is involved or is this just a knee-jerk announcement from the UK police?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2026 12:23 PM (ExV1e)

She was unabashedly conservative. ANTIFA is like 99.999% white.

This was a political killing.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 10, 2026 12:25 PM (xA5g+)

80 Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 10, 2026 12:19 PM (j+aD2)

Prominent UK conservative, TV personality and high up Reform Party person. Dead in her home. First reported as just a death, now a murder

Posted by: ... at July 10, 2026 12:26 PM (SWQdN)

81 Firebombing a church thinking it's a mosque reminds me of the time I stapled baloney to my face. I hate when that happens.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 10, 2026 12:26 PM (YSQQv)

82 I think the Democrats have lost control of the situation... This will not end well.

Not for them, anyway.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)

83 Guyana seems to be doing well. We need to claim Cuba as a US territory and then rid Mexico of that retard Sheinbaum.

Posted by: New York Times at July 10, 2026 12:26 PM (2ap+5)

84 Yogesh Sayrange.

Deport. Deport. Deport.

Posted by: David Venturella, ICE Chief at July 10, 2026 12:27 PM (wVcYX)

85 None of this story makes sense.

He firebombed a Jehovah's Witness and called them Muslim terrorists?

Posted by: Melodicmetal at July 10, 2026 12:27 PM (61TgR)

86 They want a civil war
Posted by: Skip

*nods*

It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.

Posted by: Axl Rose at July 10, 2026 12:27 PM (ftFVW)

87 82 I think the Democrats have lost control of the situation... This will not end well.

Not for them, anyway.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)

Yup... thinking French Revolution here...

Posted by: Cthulhu at July 10, 2026 12:27 PM (mP0Kj)

88 Yogi Syringe made a boo boo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2026 12:28 PM (Cqx++)

89 85 None of this story makes sense.

He firebombed a Jehovah's Witness and called them Muslim terrorists?

Posted by: Melodicmetal at July 10, 2026 12:27 PM (61TgR)

Looking for that sweet sweet insanity plea.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2026 12:28 PM (mP0Kj)

90 Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has begun the process of divorcing her husband Bryon following bombshell revelations earlier this year that he engaged in a lurid secret life of cross-dressing and chatting online with fetish models.

Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2026 12:28 PM (RHGPo)

91 Mostly peaceful arson.

Yogesh? Undocumented third cousin to Cthulhu?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2026 12:28 PM (6FPKq)

92 Archimedes, if only that was the case. Unfortunately it doesn't matter what political party you belong to if you are the one being raped, murdered, stabbed, run over, robbed and your life disrupted by people blocking the street for their insane ideology.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 10, 2026 12:29 PM (kJmSS)

93 DM

Noem getting divorced from her cross dressing husband.

Posted by: WisRich at July 10, 2026 12:29 PM (G0vdT)

94
Things seem to have gone dark regarding Cuba.

Posted by: Auspex at July 10, 2026 12:29 PM (Y8DZL)

95 Moron didn't know the difference between a church, Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's witnesses and a mosque? Here's a clue , buddy , the mosques tend to have minarets on them and also Arabic writing and if the sign is in English it says "Mosque".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2026 12:08 PM (AphQx)
=====

Sometimes "masjid"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 10, 2026 12:29 PM (RIvkX)

96 "I don't stand under you, you stand under me," Sayrange barked.

Ooo!!! We got us a sovcidiot right here!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 10, 2026 12:29 PM (Wnv9h)

97 The media can claim it to be Islamophobia.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2026 12:30 PM (Cqx++)

98 Tanned, Rested, and Ready!

Posted by: Mr. Trebuchet at July 10, 2026 12:30 PM (oqH4h)

99 Firebombing a church thinking it's a mosque reminds me of the time I stapled baloney to my face. I hate when that happens.
Posted by: JuJuBee
.......

Staples won't hold baloney. Shoulda used Super Glue.

Posted by: wth at July 10, 2026 12:30 PM (UjdFS)

100 Two Churches Firebombed In Mamdani's New York City By, Get This, Illegal Alien

Gives an entirely different meaning to "spark of divinity"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 10, 2026 12:30 PM (l3cgK)

101 > "...has pending criminal cases involving threats with a knife and an ax."

Crazy AND violent? Quick, someone fast track him for a green card.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2026 12:31 PM (mkw2N)

102
Noem getting divorced from her cross dressing husband.
Posted by: WisRich at July 10, 2026 12:29 PM (G0vdT)

Great.

She'll be filmed surreptiously beating off a high-profile Democrat at a stage rendition of Flashdance within a couple years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2026 12:31 PM (BI5O2)

103 Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has begun the process of divorcing her husband Bryon following bombshell revelations earlier this year that he engaged in a lurid secret life of cross-dressing and chatting online with fetish models.
Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2026 12:28 PM (RHGPo)

While she was banging Cory Lewandowsky. Because, reasons.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 10, 2026 12:31 PM (QaH55)

104 Dude definitely looks like an axe murderer.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 10, 2026 12:31 PM (fkjGs)

105 Old and busted: cultural enlightenment

New and cool: cultural inflammation

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 10, 2026 12:31 PM (ndZc7)

106 I'd like to say I think this is a bridge too far, even for Dems, but sadly, it's all too plausible.

Hold On — Was There a Dirty Quid Quo Bro for Graham Platner?

Radio host and Fox News talking head, Clay Travis, who's an attorney, said that Maine's sexual assault statute of limitations is as long as 20 years. This alleged rape happened five years ago.

Travis openly wondered on Jesse Watters Primetime if Platner made a deal with the state's political kingpins, that they would call off prosecutors if their pet rapist would drop out of the race.

https://tinyurl.com/vd9xm4kb

Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2026 12:32 PM (Riz8t)

107 Every day there are stories from around the country, red and blue states, of illegals raping, murdering, pillaging, running over people in cars and trucks, yet Democrats still give them sanctuary, refuse to jail them, release them to continue.their rampage.
Phew. Have to take a breath.
Why? They gain nothing. How is this,profitable?

Posted by: Sharon

They gain representation in congress for each criminal, even if the criminals don't vote (via the census), and they gain federal funds which can be skimmed.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 10, 2026 12:32 PM (0U5gm)

108 Such cultural. Much enrichment.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 10, 2026 12:32 PM (zjOzQ)

109 DM

Noem getting divorced from her cross dressing husband.
Posted by: WisRich
......

He must have left skid marks in her panties.

Posted by: wth at July 10, 2026 12:32 PM (UjdFS)

110 103 Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has begun the process of divorcing her husband Bryon following bombshell revelations earlier this year that he engaged in a lurid secret life of cross-dressing and chatting online with fetish models.
Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2026 12:28 PM (RHGPo)

While she was banging Cory Lewandowsky. Because, reasons.

Yeah, if I never hear of her again, it'll be fine with me.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)

111 Yogi Syringe made a boo boo.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

He was mad the deli wouldn't fill his pic-a-nic basket.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2026 12:33 PM (ftFVW)

112 A twisted Queens firebug was busted for allegedly hurling Molotov cocktails at two Queens churches late Wednesday -- part of what prosecutors believe was a disturbing seven-incident spree.
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I am confuse. This is legal in my country!

Posted by: Muslim Queens Man at July 10, 2026 12:33 PM (Fi81e)

113 Yani the chain smoking cat-girl is more normal than these Democrats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2026 12:33 PM (6FPKq)

114 79 Police hunting 'white male' suspect as they urge witnesses to come forward

Do they have reason to believe that a white male is involved or is this just a knee-jerk announcement from the UK police?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2026 12:23 PM (ExV1e)

She was unabashedly conservative. ANTIFA is like 99.999% white.

This was a political killing.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
======
The deviant community hated her guts for past political stances and the immigrant population likely hated her if she was Reform Party promoting. Both of those intersect in the mess of the left that promote murderous rage against their political opponents.

Posted by: whig at July 10, 2026 12:33 PM (E4rtv)

115 That man is a product of a poor environment. There's nothing wrong with him, I can prove it.

Posted by: Randolph Duke at July 10, 2026 12:34 PM (wVcYX)

116 Hey, how about a little history to wash down this Guyanese philosopher:

On July 10, 1776, General George Washington received his official copy of the Declaration of Independence at his New York City headquarters. He read it to his troops but had to issue a stern warning against rioting and looting, as soldiers had just toppled a statue of King George III the day prior.

Posted by: Orson at July 10, 2026 12:34 PM (dIske)

117 80 Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 10, 2026 12:19 PM (j+aD2)

Prominent UK conservative, TV personality and high up Reform Party person. Dead in her home. First reported as just a death, now a murder
Posted by: ... at July 10, 2026 12:26 PM (SWQdN)

Sounds targeted. Which would not surprise me at all.

Posted by: And the useful idiots will cheer at July 10, 2026 12:35 PM (TbWk/)

118 I mean, he has some valid points.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 10, 2026 12:35 PM (wGerL)

119 The new Indian wars are going to be lit.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 10, 2026 12:35 PM (TezPK)

120 I'd obviously prefer it if we built them ourselves, but our unions have put paid to that idea. Korea buys a lot of arms from us, so we should let them do the part they do really well in return.

US Navy Issued RFIs to Korean Shipbuilders for Destroyers and Oilers

https://tinyurl.com/e8cf7j9w

Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2026 12:36 PM (Riz8t)

121 Didn't Guyana just find a ton of oil and get rich?

Posted by: Tim Walz at July 10, 2026 12:36 PM (sKqQm)

122 On the pilot episode of Schadenfreude Fridays, remember that gay sex cruise that was denied entry into Turkish ports? Well, the cruise went to Cairo instead. Guess what? Egypt told them to fuck off too.

You'd need a heart of stone not to laugh.

Of course, the gays on the cruise still don't get it. They are blaming "conservatives" in these countries for not allowing them in. Probably also Trump's fault too somehow. They are mentally incapable of admitting who and what Islam is.

Imams could literally be throwing them off roofs, and the gays will still never admit that it's Islam that wants them dead.

https://tinyurl.com/hfer6cj7

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 10, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

123 > That man is a product of a poor environment. There's nothing wrong with him, I can prove it.
Posted by: Randolph Duke at July 10, 2026 12:34 PM (wVcYX)

I've got my dollar ready.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2026 12:37 PM (mkw2N)

124 She'll be filmed surreptiously beating off a high-profile Democrat at a stage rendition of Flashdance within a couple years.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2026 12:31 PM

That was oddly specific.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 10, 2026 12:37 PM (Wnv9h)

125 79 Police hunting 'white male' suspect as they urge witnesses to come forward

Do they have reason to believe that a white male is involved or is this just a knee-jerk announcement from the UK police?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2026 12:23 PM (ExV1e)
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Don't they have a better description of the suspect. After all, the UK is mostly white......um, scratch that.

Posted by: WisRich at July 10, 2026 12:37 PM (G0vdT)

126 > Noem getting divorced from her cross dressing husband.
Posted by: WisRich
......
The vetting of her must have been done on the back of a napkin. Not a single red flag on her husband, or did she do all the vetting for him?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2026 12:37 PM (jehhT)

127 Didn't Guyana just find a ton of oil and get rich?
Posted by: Tim Walz

And they didn't move to Beverly Hills?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 10, 2026 12:37 PM (ftFVW)

128 Wonder what clued the Bobbies in?

Maybe the meat cleaver in the back?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2026 12:38 PM (6FPKq)

129 94
Things seem to have gone dark regarding Cuba.

Posted by: Auspex
======
They had another nationwide blackout a few days ago. Simply put, they are not particularly strategic anymore and are rotting in place until the system collapses. Something similar is happening to Iran--the two key railroad bridges that link to China, Turkmenistan, etc. were blown up and that means arduous and expensive trucking work arounds when the entire region has a shortage of trucks.

Kazakhstan closed the border to prevent all its vehicle fuel being bought up by desperate Russians. China is bluntly telling Iran to stop its attacks, Bahrain, Kuwait, and perhaps UAE were involved in direct strikes on Iranian positions in the Gulf, etc.

Pieces are moving across the chessboard while our media concentrates on idiocies like trying to disprove Trump fixing up monuments in DC.

Posted by: whig at July 10, 2026 12:38 PM (E4rtv)

130 The suspect was located by police -- who found two additional Molotov cocktails in his bag, prosecutors said.
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Wait. With dick wicks or without them?

Posted by: Axeman at July 10, 2026 12:39 PM (Fi81e)

131 15 He sounds like a lovely denizen of NYC.
Posted by: The Sanhedrin at July 10, 2026 12:07 PM (kQBSd)

Maybe you can get him stoned.
I mean, unless he's stoned already

Posted by: gKWVE at July 10, 2026 12:39 PM (gKWVE)

132 He firebombed a Jehovah's Witness and called them Muslim terrorists?

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Now, a Presbyterian (PCUSA) church I could understand.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 10, 2026 12:39 PM (ndZc7)

133 "Why? They gain nothing. How is this,profitable?
Posted by: Sharon"

It gives the finger to norms/Trump and pisses them off. That is even more important than winning in their warped minds.

Posted by: Ripley at July 10, 2026 12:39 PM (GUOwU)

134 Good afternoon Ace, happy Friday.
There are thousands of people like this lunatic roaming the streets of NYC. They commit huge amounts of quality of life crimes but are let loose by judges because of lax laws . Secure mental facilities have to be rebuilt

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 10, 2026 12:39 PM (m2wmY)

135 But didja hear a man* was stopped trying to enter a mosque with a gun**?!!!!

Mamdani tweeted about it and everything--potential terrorism!

* he was a muslim
** it was a BB gun

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 10, 2026 12:41 PM (3cUTc)

136 Who firebombed the churches?

Dunno. Yogesh is as good as mine.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 10, 2026 12:41 PM (wOO3z)

137 Secure mental facilities have to be rebuilt
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 10, 2026 12:39 PM (m2wmY)
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Ditches have to be dug.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 10, 2026 12:42 PM (RIvkX)

138 > Dunno. Yogesh is as good as mine.

10/10 Dad joke. Nice.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2026 12:42 PM (mkw2N)

139 Why? They gain nothing. How is this,profitable?

I've noted state level Dem governors use these crime stories to argue for more laws, especially against guns, and more spending.

They'll hide the fact the cause is illegals they've imported.

Posted by: Tim Walz at July 10, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm)

140 88 Yogi Syringe made a boo boo.
******
He was looking for a pic-uh-nic basket!

Posted by: From the Saturday mornings of my youth at July 10, 2026 12:42 PM (2Ez/1)

141 whig. great summary, thank you

Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2026 12:42 PM (afJtY)

142 He's crazy, but not as crazy as the bbq weiner guy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 10, 2026 12:43 PM (n5tGW)

143 All the warnings and stuff that was said would happen, while we were told that would never happen, is happening. Over and over, and quite worse than envisioned actually.

The only difference now is the leftists feel more than comfortable publicly saying “… and you DESERVE IT!!”.

Something is going to break sooner or later, and it’s going to be Biblical.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 10, 2026 12:43 PM (MLJoV)

144 Posted by: Ben Had

How did your water line adventure go?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 10, 2026 12:43 PM (wOO3z)

145 Who names their kid Yogesh?

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Mrs. The Bear?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 10, 2026 12:44 PM (ndZc7)

146 Answer, Democrats want disorder as that allows expansion of government employees, expansion of power, and expansion of ngos for looting the public treasury. They don't care about responding to average citizens nor even businesses anymore just like Venezuela and for the same reason--all the control mechanisms like free and fair elections are broken so the looter gimmedat class of Democrats run amuck.

Posted by: whig at July 10, 2026 12:14 PM (E4rtv)
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Plus, they hope for collapsing the system.

Posted by: Axeman at July 10, 2026 12:44 PM (Fi81e)

147 Media IQ?

I give you Wolf Blitzer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2026 12:44 PM (6FPKq)

148 Great.

She'll be filmed surreptiously beating off a high-profile Democrat at a stage rendition of Flashdance within a couple years.
==
The only new thing will be that it is filmed. She's not been paying attention to her husband's junk for a long long time. And vice versa.

Posted by: it stands to reason at July 10, 2026 12:44 PM (anL5R)

149 ...considered "unauthorized" in the US because his childhood arrival protection expired...

WTF?????

Posted by: The Critic at July 10, 2026 12:45 PM (wtvvX)

150 Secure mental facilities have to be rebuilt
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 10, 2026 12:39 PM (m2wmY)
=====

Ditches have to be dug.

Spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!

Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)

151 off stale sock

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 10, 2026 12:45 PM (wtvvX)

152 Honestly, I low-key like this Yogesh character.

Posted by: New York Times at July 10, 2026 12:45 PM (2ap+5)

153 Wolf Blitsher. One dumb shun of bitch.

Posted by: Sean Connery, Jeopardy Champ at July 10, 2026 12:46 PM (wOO3z)

154 In positive news that child molesting scum that Waltz pardoned got deported anyway.

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2026 12:46 PM (YwEeS)

155 Wolf Blitsher. One dumb shun of bitch.

Posted by: Sean Connery, Jeopardy Champ

Sean Connery's hit parade:
Anal Bum Cover
The Rapists
Le Tits Now

Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2026 12:46 PM (Riz8t)

156 @137 San Franpsycho, yeah, that too

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 10, 2026 12:46 PM (m2wmY)

157 I’m looking at a box of Barilla pasta. I noticed the cheap store brand elbow mac isn’t very good. (I’m a snob, I guess)

But the founder is apparently a monster. It says on the box “GIVE PEOPLE FOOD YOU WOULD GIVE YOUR OWN CHILDREN”. That’s just cruel, I think.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 10, 2026 12:46 PM (MLJoV)

158 Spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)
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We can haz limerick?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 10, 2026 12:46 PM (RIvkX)

159 Mr Aspirin Factory, fixing the one leak created another that had to befixed the next morning. Plumbers were great to work with and even gave me a call back to make sure everything was okay.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2026 12:47 PM (afJtY)

160 GTFO

Posted by: banana Dream at July 10, 2026 12:47 PM (3uBP9)

161 I’m looking at a box of Barilla pasta. I noticed the cheap store brand elbow mac isn’t very good. (I’m a snob, I guess)

Neither is Barilla. Go for the De Cecco. It's bronze cut - which for some reason is important.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2026 12:48 PM (Riz8t)

162 I am not sure what to think of this !

"Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
1h
🚨 UPDATE: The U.S. House is expected in the coming days to vote on ABOLISHING the seasonal time changes under the Sunshine Protection Act, supported by President Trump

Get it done! This would mean NO MORE changing the clock ☀️

TRUMP following the recent committee passage: "We are going with the far more popular alternative, Saving Daylight, which gives you a longer, brighter Day — And who can be against that — This is an easy one!"

"This is so important in that Hundreds of Millions of Dollars are spent every year by people, Cities, and States, being forced to change their Clocks. Many of these Clocks are located in Towers, and the cost of renting, or using, Heavy Equipment to do this twice a year is prohibitive!"

"I am going to work very hard to see The Sunshine Protection Act signed into Law. It’s time that people can stop worrying about the “Clock,” not to mention all of the work and money that is spent on this ridiculous, twice yearly production."

I don't want to Save Daylight! I want my hour back !!

Posted by: runner at July 10, 2026 12:48 PM (GD0B3)

163 A rose by any other name . . .

ANA NAVARRO: There have at least been 5 people killed in the streets by ICE

CAROLINE SUNSHINE: Do you know the names of Americans who have been killed by illegals?

ANA NAVARRO: I know some of the names, I don't have the list

CAROLINE SUNSHINE: What are some of the names?

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Anamal: Duhhhhhh.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 10, 2026 12:48 PM (ndZc7)

164 Good deal, BH. I was hoping you wouldn't have to dig that by hand. In certain parts off TX, that can suck.

Posted by: Sean Connery, Jeopardy Champ at July 10, 2026 12:49 PM (wOO3z)

165 Whoops

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 10, 2026 12:49 PM (wOO3z)

166 Plus, they hope for collapsing the system.
Posted by: Axeman
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Some do, the rest are just greedy, short time horizon, gimmedats grabbing cash while they can.

Just like the Medicaid frauds, the Learing Centers, etc. or Maduro and Chavez in Venezuela among others. Grab as much as you can for as long as you can because life is short. Turd World thinking.

Posted by: whig at July 10, 2026 12:49 PM (E4rtv)

167 TRUMP following the recent committee passage: "We are going with the far more popular alternative, Saving Daylight, which gives you a longer, brighter Day — And who can be against that — This is an easy one!"

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So now he's becoming a Time Lord?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 10, 2026 12:50 PM (ndZc7)

168 I feel sorry for Kristi, really.

Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2026 12:50 PM (sgkY8)

169 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2026 12:31 PM

That was oddly specific.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 10, 2026 12:37 PM (Wnv9h)

Yes, it is.

It's exactly like what the other "hot" GOP chick did after divorcing her degenerate husband, except it was at some stupid stage performance of the 80s movie "Beetlejuice."

I just figured Noem wouldn't completely copy Boebert. Though I guess she could show up at a prayer breakfast to brag about her new paramour, like Mace.

They're all very classy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2026 12:50 PM (BI5O2)

170 I know where our plumber lives.

It is a very nice house.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 10, 2026 12:51 PM (RIvkX)

171 "I am going to work very hard to see The Sunshine Protection Act signed into Law. It’s time that people can stop worrying about the “Clock,” not to mention all of the work and money that is spent on this ridiculous, twice yearly production."

Anyone who has stood half drunk before their grandfather clock trying to figure out whether they should move the hands forward or come back in an hour applauds this commonsense legislation.

Posted by: New York Times at July 10, 2026 12:51 PM (2ap+5)

172 >>I don't want to Save Daylight! I want my hour back !!

Yeah, looking forward to 9 AM December sunrises. Not.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 10, 2026 12:51 PM (NcvvS)

173 Time again for your friendly daily PSA

Illegal Aliens are not “Immigrants” or “Undocumented” or any other sort of weasel word bullshit appellation the usual suspects want to convey.

Do not let the unscrupulous define the terms, ever. They carefully craft their propaganda for this reason.

When you use their words and phrases and euphemisms you are ceding defeat, or near enough. Never concede false premises. Why would you do that?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 10, 2026 12:52 PM (NjF0y)

174 168 I feel sorry for Kristi, really.
Posted by: Skip
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She may be clearing the deck to run against Thune in 2028. Get the messy drama out of the system so that it is old news by 2028. Thune's favorability rating in SD at last report is cratering along with the other senator Rounds.

Posted by: whig at July 10, 2026 12:52 PM (E4rtv)

175
Yeah, looking forward to 9 AM December sunrises. Not.
Posted by: Nazdar at July 10, 2026 12:51 PM (NcvvS)
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Yeah, that stinks. I like sunny mornings.

Posted by: WisRich at July 10, 2026 12:53 PM (G0vdT)

176 "I am going to work very hard to see The Sunshine Protection Act signed into Law. It’s time that people can stop worrying about the “Clock,” not to mention all of the work and money that is spent on this ridiculous, twice yearly production."

I don't want to Save Daylight! I want my hour back !!

Posted by: runner

I want standard time, not DST. I drive to work in total darkness most of the year, watching kids on the sidewalks and shoulders, accidents waiting to happen.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 10, 2026 12:54 PM (0U5gm)

177 Home from the hospital. Major surgery on Monday and I got discharged at 11 AM yesterday. Recovery is going much better than I expected. I’m a happy camper!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 10, 2026 12:54 PM (u73oe)

178 Meet the couple that found Graham Platner, financed Graham Platner and "vetted" Graham Platner.

"WE PAID A NICE FIRM A WHOLE CHUNK OF MONEY AND GOT SOME STUFF BACK"......"I SAID NONE OF THIS WILL OR SHOULD STOP HIM FROM BECOMING A US SENATOR"

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Well, f*ck no!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 10, 2026 12:54 PM (ndZc7)

179 Good to hear, Duke!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 10, 2026 12:55 PM (gErpE)

180 I don't. She was a GOP chamber of commerce shill during her time as governor, she was a disaster as a cabinet chief, she was phony as a $3 bill the whole way through, and she was "married" to a tranny weirdo.

Just another ruling class pervert.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2026 12:55 PM (BI5O2)

181 She may be clearing the deck to run against Thune in 2028. Get the messy drama out of the system so that it is old news by 2028. Thune's favorability rating in SD at last report is cratering along with the other senator Rounds.

I'd rather see just about anyone than these two, but if Noem is the only one who can beat Thune, she'll have to do.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2026 12:55 PM (Riz8t)

182 ANA NAVARRO: I know some of the names, I don't have the list

CAROLINE SUNSHINE: What are some of the names?

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Anamal: Duhhhhhh.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Navarro is a vile piece of shit leftover from the failed Bush administration which seems to have had a large collection of turds that somehow believe themselves to be morally superior to MAGA and Trump.

We would do better if such camp followers were declared permanently irrelevant upon leaving office and ignored by the rest of the us.

Posted by: whig at July 10, 2026 12:55 PM (E4rtv)

183 I'm thinking somebody may have fallen asleep at the Jehovah's watchtower.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 10, 2026 12:55 PM (fkjGs)

184 I do not care if we go to ST or DST

do not care

JUST PICK EITHER

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 10, 2026 12:55 PM (j+aD2)

185 It's Friday and that means...Bike Crashes! Let's hope this is agood one...

Friday Fails #441:
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=ho8GQgWh0z8

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2026 12:56 PM (5MUB0)

186 At WSJ: "A Plan to Stop Solar Storms From Sending Us Back to the Stone Age"

tl;dr: The sun represents an existential threat to Earth, and we need to nuke it now before it kills us all.

Posted by: gp at July 10, 2026 12:56 PM (Jr5Lq)

187 TRUMP following the recent committee passage: "We are going with the far more popular alternative, Saving Daylight, which gives you a longer, brighter Day — And who can be against that — This is an easy one!"

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So now he's becoming a Time Lord?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 10, 2026 12:50 PM (ndZc7)

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Me. I don't need or want 10pm daylight..

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 10, 2026 12:56 PM (DbmIv)

188 177 Home from the hospital. Major surgery on Monday and I got discharged at 11 AM yesterday. Recovery is going much better than I expected. I’m a happy camper!

glad to hear it!!! best to you, Duke

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 10, 2026 12:56 PM (j+aD2)

189 I'd rather see just about anyone than these two, but if Noem is the only one who can beat Thune, she'll have to do.
Posted by: Archimedes
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If Noem wants a future in politics, taking out Thune is her best shot. She may not want such a future.

Posted by: whig at July 10, 2026 12:56 PM (E4rtv)

190 Police say a 26-year-old man was arrested on Friday afternoon at an address in Newton Abbot on suspicion of the murder of Ann Widdecombe.

The suspect, a white British national, is in police custody while enquiries continue, police say.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 10, 2026 12:57 PM (n5tGW)

191 If schools and/or businesses want to change their hours of operation seasonally, that's fine. but this clock changing business needs to end.

Posted by: New York Times at July 10, 2026 12:57 PM (2ap+5)

192 Spear shall be shaken

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You betcha!

Posted by: Jeff Toobin at July 10, 2026 12:57 PM (ndZc7)

193 Posted by: whig at July 10, 2026 12:55 PM (E4rtv)

Be a long time before I forget her filing her nails as a way to show her utter disdain when confronted with the truth of the monsters so many of her pets are.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 10, 2026 12:57 PM (lFFaq)

194 You’re a rock star, Duke!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 10, 2026 12:58 PM (U8Tue)

195 An illegal alien? No! I shan't believe it. I simply shannot!!

Posted by: Sharkman at July 10, 2026 12:58 PM (2NvfE)

196 "When you use their words and phrases and euphemisms you are ceding defeat, or near enough. Never concede false premises. Why would you do that?

Posted by: Common Tater"

The "No person is illegal" talking point is incredibly shallow and stupid, yet millions repeat it as if it is some clever, end-of-discussion point. It's as if we are dealing with brain dead zombies.

Posted by: Ripley at July 10, 2026 12:58 PM (GUOwU)

197 Insty says the Laotian child molester that Walz pardoned has been returned to sender.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 10, 2026 12:58 PM (2ocoG)

198 186 At WSJ: "A Plan to Stop Solar Storms From Sending Us Back to the Stone Age"

tl;dr: The sun represents an existential threat to Earth, and we need to nuke it now before it kills us all.
Posted by: gp at July 10, 2026 12:56 PM (Jr5Lq)
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Wait, weren't we told the Sun has no impact on Earth and it's climate.

Posted by: WisRich at July 10, 2026 12:58 PM (G0vdT)

199 Home from the hospital. Major surgery on Monday and I got discharged at 11 AM yesterday. Recovery is going much better than I expected. I’m a happy camper!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 10, 2026 12:54 PM (u73oe)
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b"h for good health and welcome home

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 10, 2026 12:58 PM (RIvkX)

200 Does anybody really know what time it is?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 10, 2026 12:58 PM (n5tGW)

201 >>> tl;dr: The sun represents an existential threat to Earth, and we need to nuke it now before it kills us all.
Posted by: gp at July 10, 2026 12:56 PM (Jr5Lq)

Ad astra, roughly translated as "Screw those stars anyway"

Posted by: banana Dream at July 10, 2026 12:59 PM (3uBP9)

202 Bronze cut? Huh. OK. This was the only brand they had. I was gonna splurge and go with Kraft. But this is what they got so that’s what we’re having.

I guess Semolina flour or Durham wheat is open to some interpretation. The store brand el-cheapo stuff doesn’t have an el-dente stage, just a “not done yet” and completely falls apart.

I’ve been rocking a lot of meat & potato dishes, pasta, and trailer trash cuisine. Wrong time of year for that sort of thing. Chili-Mac always tastes good and is filling.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 10, 2026 12:59 PM (NjF0y)

203 Typical NY Yankees fan.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 10, 2026 12:59 PM (wBaIH)

204 197 Insty says the Laotian child molester that Walz pardoned has been returned to sender.
Posted by: Ian S.
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Need to deport Walz and Ellison to Laos right after him. Walz seems to have kiddy diddler sympathies and Ellison is a Muzzie traitor.

Posted by: whig at July 10, 2026 12:59 PM (E4rtv)

205 It's exactly like what the other "hot" GOP chick did after divorcing her degenerate husband, except it was at some stupid stage performance of the 80s movie "Beetlejuice."

I just figured Noem wouldn't completely copy Boebert. Though I guess she could show up at a prayer breakfast to brag about her new paramour, like Mace.

They're all very classy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2026 12:50 PM

Ah, yes, I thought that rang a bell. Boebert. Thanks for the reminder.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 10, 2026 12:59 PM (Wnv9h)

206 The sun represents an existential threat to Earth, and we need to nuke it now before it kills us all.
Posted by: gp

Montgomery Burns had a plan.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 10, 2026 12:59 PM (ndZc7)

207 Based on this guy';s ranting, he is a classic case of what they used to call "paranoid schizophrenia." Not sure if that's the medical term anymore.

People like him need to be segregated from society, as he could go berserk and kill people based on delusions at any time.

Sending him back t Guyana would be a good start.

Posted by: zombie at July 10, 2026 01:00 PM (Av6i5)

208 186 At WSJ: "A Plan to Stop Solar Storms From Sending Us Back to the Stone Age"

tl;dr: The sun represents an existential threat to Earth, and we need to nuke it now before it kills us all.
Posted by: gp at July 10, 2026 12:56 PM (Jr5Lq)
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Wait, weren't we told the Sun has no impact on Earth and it's climate.
Posted by: WisRich at July 10, 2026 12:58 PM (G0vdT)

ASTROPHAGE BAD

Posted by: ROCKY FROM ERID at July 10, 2026 01:00 PM (wVcYX)

209 Heh. the one dude was a few inches from taking a header off a tree.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 10, 2026 01:00 PM (wOO3z)

210 > this clock changing business needs to end.

Now that my cell phone auto updates the time and I use my cell phone's alarm to wake myself, I really don't care anymore.

My body adapts just fine and the most inconvenient thing is updating a couple of clocks in my house.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2026 01:01 PM (mkw2N)

211 It's Friday and that means...Bike Crashes! Let's hope this is agood one...

It amuses me that they always say "are you ok?" after their friends wipe out in an utterly predictable way. I don't know, perhaps not do that thing which inevitably leads to massive pain.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 10, 2026 01:01 PM (Riz8t)

212 199 Home from the hospital. Major surgery on Monday and I got discharged at 11 AM yesterday. Recovery is going much better than I expected. I’m a happy camper!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 10, 2026 12:54 PM (u73oe)
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Good news, but take it easy for a bit...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2026 01:01 PM (FtULh)

213 Does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Brass Monkey time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 10, 2026 01:02 PM (wOO3z)

214 Sending him back t Guyana would be a good start.
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He should not be deported. He's as much of a New Yorker as I am.

Posted by: Mayor Commie Mamdami at July 10, 2026 01:02 PM (Dv3i1)

215 "this clock changing business needs to end."

If I were world dictator, I'd eliminate time zones, and put the whole world on UTC.

Posted by: gp at July 10, 2026 01:02 PM (Jr5Lq)

216 213 Does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Cocktail hour ? It's 5 O'clock somewhere...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2026 01:02 PM (FtULh)

217 Be a long time before I forget her filing her nails as a way to show her utter disdain when confronted with the truth of the monsters so many of her pets are.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
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I think her patron was some open borders guy during the Bush administration and she has cursed us with her presence on air ever since. Same for the rotten John McCain crew saddling the public airwaves with the equally vile Nicole Wallace.

Posted by: whig at July 10, 2026 01:03 PM (E4rtv)

218 >>It amuses me that they always say "are you ok?" after their friends wipe out in an utterly predictable way. I don't know, perhaps not do that thing which inevitably leads to massive pain.

Mostly it's a reflex...and tacit consent to mock them once they confirm they don't need an ambulance.

#53 was the Highlight. That's the sound you make when you break a collarbone.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2026 01:04 PM (5MUB0)

219 207 Based on this guy';s ranting, he is a classic case of what they used to call "paranoid schizophrenia." Not sure if that's the medical term anymore.

People like him need to be segregated from society, as he could go berserk and kill people based on delusions at any time.

Sending him back t Guyana would be a good start.
Posted by: zombie
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A lot of them can control their behaviors and have learned to lie just like the Mafia don that pretended mental illness for so long.

Nasty critters.

Posted by: whig at July 10, 2026 01:04 PM (E4rtv)

220 “The "No person is illegal" talking point is incredibly shallow and stupid“

Try not to laugh while you’re doing this, but the next time some lefty is ranting about guns or whatever throw in an earnest “No gun is illegal”and watch their reaction.

My hippie Uncle was acting like Patton about the Ukraine when that kicked off. Really weird.

SoI started saying things like “War is not healthy for Children and Other Living Things” and “Give Peace a Chance” and “Girls Say Yes To Boys Who Say No”. I thought he was going to have a stroke. It was awesome. LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at July 10, 2026 01:05 PM (NjF0y)

221 I keep telling my wife she should say, "be careful!" before I fall down or break something, when it would do some good.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 10, 2026 01:05 PM (rbvCR)

222 Vincent "The Chin"

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 10, 2026 01:05 PM (wOO3z)

223 I tell time by the ONT.

Except of course when CBD is posting.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 10, 2026 01:06 PM (RIvkX)

224 Didja notice how weathermen used to talk about temperature inversions, then stopped, and now they talk about heat domes?

I asked an AI if TIs and HDs are the same. No, it said. TI's were before climate change, and HD's are after climate change.

Posted by: gp at July 10, 2026 01:06 PM (Jr5Lq)

225 Does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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It's 6:07pm in Portugal.

Posted by: wth at July 10, 2026 01:07 PM (UjdFS)

226 >>> TRUMP following the recent committee passage: "We are going with the far more popular alternative, Saving Daylight, which gives you a longer, brighter Day — And who can be against that — This is an easy one!"

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So now he's becoming a Time Lord?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 10, 2026 12:50 PM (ndZc7)

My plan is the best. You always fall back, never forward. Twice a month, 24 hours a year. This aligns perfectly with my latent insomnia and we should do it.

But here's the real kicker, there would be an offset. All the leftists/dems would be out of phase by 12 hours. We wouldn't have to interact, it would be like a totally separate country. Or maybe ship them all off on an extended vacation to somewhere very very sunny using one of Musk's Group B space ships. either/or.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 10, 2026 01:07 PM (3uBP9)

227 Keep the Platner dream alive folx, Nate Silver says as much.

Latinx Adjacent Doctor PhD
@TonerousHyus
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20h
Best part of the Platner thing besides Nate Silver crashing out is that this all stems from a huge white woman who apparently texted him she “needed a glute massage right now” and then “recovered a memory” that it was assault

Nate Silver
@NateSilver538
What a fucking drama queen and it would surprise absolutely nobody if he "forgets" to file the paperwork

Posted by: whig at July 10, 2026 01:07 PM (E4rtv)

228 204 197 Insty says the Laotian child molester that Walz pardoned has been returned to sender.
Posted by: Ian S.
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Need to deport Walz and Ellison to Laos right after him. Walz seems to have kiddy diddler sympathies and Ellison is a Muzzie traitor.
Posted by: whig at July 10, 2026 12:59 PM (E4rtv)

Is exile out? Cruel and unusual?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 10, 2026 01:08 PM (w/O5Q)

229 Thanks, everyone! I won’t be commenting much as I'm still on oxycodone so my comments would be more ridiculous than they usually are.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 10, 2026 01:08 PM (u73oe)

230 220 “The "No person is illegal" talking point is incredibly shallow and stupid“

Try not to laugh while you’re doing this, but the next time some lefty is ranting about guns or whatever throw in an earnest “No gun is illegal”and watch their reaction.

My hippie Uncle was acting like Patton about the Ukraine when that kicked off. Really weird.

SoI started saying things like “War is not healthy for Children and Other Living Things” and “Give Peace a Chance” and “Girls Say Yes To Boys Who Say No”. I thought he was going to have a stroke. It was awesome. LOL
Posted by: Common Tater
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His cognitive behavior therapy via main stream news was malfunctioning with your edge rhetoric cases. Main stream media is failing with speedy patches to programming its peeps nowadays due to Internet time.

Posted by: whig at July 10, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)

231 >>Thanks, everyone! I won’t be commenting much as I'm still on oxycodone so my comments would be more ridiculous than they usually are.

Take it easy on those...or, eat much fiber.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2026 01:09 PM (5MUB0)

232 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 10, 2026 01:09 PM (NcvvS)

233 nood

Science!

Posted by: banana Dream at July 10, 2026 01:10 PM (3uBP9)

234 Moving an hour ahead should happen at 4pm on Fridays.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 10, 2026 01:10 PM (wVcYX)

235 229 Thanks, everyone! I won’t be commenting much as I'm still on oxycodone so my comments would be more ridiculous than they usually are.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 10, 2026 01:08 PM (u73oe)

Be careful with that stuff..I was given that for pain and I took half of what was dosed and when I tried to cut it out I actually had withdrawal...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 10, 2026 01:10 PM (FtULh)

236 @libsoftiktok
Man shoots pregnant woman dead just ONE DAY after saying he’s going to kiII someone

Cordell Goosby reportedly told a case worker in the taxpayer-funded Washington homeless shelter that he was going to kill someone.

THE NEXT DAY, he allegedly shot and kiIIed Eina, a pregnant mother. This happened in 2023.

Eina's husband, Sung Kwon, is now SUING the King County Regional Homelessness Authority for IGNORING Goosby's threat.

The caseworker allegedly did nothing after he confided that he was going to murder.
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Qualified Immunity. The Penumbra and Emanation Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 10, 2026 01:10 PM (Dv3i1)

237 > Mostly it's a reflex...and tacit consent to mock them once they confirm they don't need an ambulance.

Yep. You're expressing concern, acknowledging they could be hurt, and gauging how bad it is to see how you should respond. Am I calling an ambulance? Am I taking you home? Do you need a minute to collect yourself? Or am I clear to laugh at you now?

I will laugh at you. Maybe not this minute, but it's coming.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2026 01:10 PM (mkw2N)

238 The hubris of humans thinking they control the planetary cycle by setting a clock

Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2026 01:11 PM (afJtY)

239 Is exile out? Cruel and unusual?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls
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Castaway. I am thinking the US builds a desert island for misfit toys, AKA leftists.

I hear Bikini Atoll is nice. Johnson Island would have been my second pick but we have apparently destroyed all the nerve and chemical gas warheads stored there.

Posted by: whig at July 10, 2026 01:11 PM (E4rtv)

240 Thanks, everyone! I won’t be commenting much as I'm still on oxycodone so my comments would be more ridiculous than they usually are.

Take it easy on those...or, eat much fiber.
Posted by: garrett
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and Taco Bell.

Posted by: wth at July 10, 2026 01:15 PM (UjdFS)

241 Good to hear you're doing well Duke. Good luck and God bless

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 10, 2026 01:15 PM (m2wmY)

242 Kristi Noem was completely appointed by Trump because she was "hot". Absolutely terrible pick and everyone seemed to know her personal life was also a mess.

She was supposedly almost the VP choice until she bragged about killing puppies on her farm, as if that's a normal thing .

Posted by: Leupold at July 10, 2026 01:21 PM (eIzlH)

243 23 Every day there are stories from around the country of illegals raping, murdering, pillaging, running over people in cars, yet Democrats still give them sanctuary, refuse to jail them, release them to continue their rampages.

Why? What do the Dems gain?
--Sharon(willow's apprentice)

a) New voters; b) More new voters.

Posted by: sf at July 10, 2026 01:31 PM (dK6Bp)

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