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Good morning kids. Well, surprise surprise, Platner is out!They must've thrown a nice chunk of change to exit stage left. While he is truly one of the most vile pieces of human garbage in recent memory ever running for office, I suppose on a positive note it's a sign that the Democrat media/propaganda complex isn't nearly as powerful as it seems in protecting one of their own. Up and down the line every major and minor lefty in and out of government was praising this sick bastard to high Heaven, and you'd think they'd've kept their mouths shut if either they had known the extent of his record or otherwise felt they couldn't keep a tight enough lid on it. Democrat Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner suspended his campaign Wednesday after a previous girlfriend accused him of sexual assault. Platner announced his exit two days after 41-year-old Maine resident Jenny Racicot accused him of forcibly having sex with her in 2021. The Maine Democrat was embroiled in several controversies, including his Nazi tattoo, inappropriate social media posts and his mockery of a veteran. “We are suspending our campaign operations,” Platner said in a video statement. “This is incredibly difficult because I know that some will think it’s an admission of guilt and it most certainly is not. We’re not doing it because of the allegations, we’re doing it because of the structures that are being taken away from us by those in power. And I also feel an immense amount of responsibility to everyone who has worked so hard to get us where we are. We went toe to toe with one of the most entrenched political systems in the history of the world and we won.”On a down note, i will assume his departure regardless of who his replacement will be, if even he can be replaced on the ballot per Maine election laws, means that the hideous harridan backstabbing RINO Susan Collins will most likely win her bid for reelection and we'll be saddled with this RINO shitwhore for another six years of backstabbing Maine and America. Oh well... Have a good day,
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JJ is taking a bold stance this morning...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2026 06:25 AM (FZ29D) 2
JJ is taking a bold stance this morning...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2026 06:25 AM (FZ29D) --- ...and it's fixed! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2026 06:27 AM (FZ29D) 3
Good Morning Everyone.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 09, 2026 06:36 AM (Q/FnY) 4
Just yesterday I predicted Platner would stay in, so my predictive powers are…. Not so good
Good riddance though Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 09, 2026 06:38 AM (yz/88) 5
Well, JJ and : "Perfessor" Squirrel ... it is a bit early.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 09, 2026 06:39 AM (Q/FnY) 6
Entitlements? The government took my money for 50 years in the name of Social Security. You're damn straight I'm entitled to it. Had I been able to keep and manage it myself I'd be a lot better off.
Posted by: fd at July 09, 2026 06:40 AM (MWfyi) 7
What does Platner know about law making?Nothing. He knows about lawbreaking, I’ll give him that.
Plus he’s an ugly little bridge troll. Posted by: Redenzo at July 09, 2026 06:41 AM (zDcg4) Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 09, 2026 06:43 AM (WXMPP) 9
>Judge Who Obstructed ICE Avoids Prison Because She’s A ‘Good Person’ Who Was ‘Upset’ By Enforcing Laws
----- I'm a good person, upset at being poor. Can I rob a bank? Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2026 06:45 AM (ZxPkt) 10
I was guessing Platner was going to be gone by Friday. I'm guessing the national machine cracked the whip on the locals in no uncertain terms.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 09, 2026 06:46 AM (Q/FnY) 11
Early MR is the best MR.
Thank you Senor Sefton! Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 09, 2026 06:43 AM (WXMPP) I read that as “Senator Sefton” and wouldn’t that be awesome! Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 09, 2026 06:47 AM (yz/88) 12
Good early morning JJ and Horde. Hope all is well.
I wonder if the Collins campaign is going to release all their info on Platner. They could try and burn other Dems with it , I suppose Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2026 06:48 AM (m2wmY) 13
>> Former Milwaukee County Judge Hannah Dugan is avoiding prison time despite being found guilty of obstructing ICE agents after Clinton-appointed Judge Lynn Adelman decided that Dugan is a “good person upset by immigration enforcement in this country.”
What kind of BS judicial “reasoning” is that?? Our judiciary is completely out of control Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 09, 2026 06:49 AM (yz/88) 14
“The court understands that this puts defendants in a bind because they are subject to two contradictory orders, one from this Court requiring them to include certain features in the SAVE system and one from Judge Sooknanan prohibiting them from doing so,” Judge T. Kent Wetherell II acknowledged, adding: “This Court is not bound by Judge Sooknanan’s order, and with all due respect, the Court disagrees with the conclusions in that order.”
===================== Sanity returns in small measure, after Biden appointee Judge Sparkle Sooknanan (no kidding, that really is her name) tries to allow foreigners to vote. Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 09, 2026 06:50 AM (UEj04) 15
- reply to "the scientific method" comment is @77 in tech thread.
Posted by: TeeJ at July 09, 2026 06:50 AM (dAv7M) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2026 06:52 AM (2GVsD) 17
What kind of BS judicial “reasoning” is that?? Our judiciary is completely out of control
"Heat of the moment your Honor! Won't happen again!" Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2026 06:54 AM (2GVsD) 18
Morning again, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 09, 2026 06:55 AM (Hbeqj) 19
I watched Graham Platner's video last night, and my conclusion is the world really dodged a bullet yesterday, with him dropping out.
The guy is an extremely talented communicator. With all I know about him, and with all the facts available to me about what an insane POS trash human he is, I found myself drawn into his twisted presentation. He and video cameras work well together. Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 09, 2026 06:58 AM (Kx0cd) 20
Bonnie Tyler, smokey-voiced late 70's singer whose one hit wonder "It's a Heartache" has passed away at 75. RIP Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2026 06:59 AM (x0n13) 21
Fetterman's comment on Platner dropping out: "The trash took itself out". LOL!
Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2026 07:01 AM (v8+Kf) Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 09, 2026 07:01 AM (u82oZ) 23
"We went toe to toe with one of the most entrenched political systems in the history of the world and we won.”
That's funny coming from a LOSER. Posted by: fd at July 09, 2026 07:01 AM (MWfyi) 24
John Leguizamo is an ignorant human, claiming the Spanish "stole Latino gold" in the new world. The Latinos owned the gold, and the Spanish stole it, that's his insane story.
Hey John, what exactly is a "Latino"? Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 09, 2026 07:02 AM (Kx0cd) 25
Judge Lynn Adelman decided that Dugan is a “good person upset by immigration enforcement in this country.”
—- Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but this broad is in the wrong line of work. Government service means taking an oath to faithfully execute the Laws. Leftists treat the Constitution like it’s some sort of Smorgasbord, that they can pick and choose what laws they like and don’t like, and invent new law via fairy tale. Find another job lady, you’re not remotely cut out for this stuff Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2026 07:04 AM (IgyJl) 26
Saw Young Washington last night. I recommend it.
Some quibbles on the historical details, but the feel of colonial America was good. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 09, 2026 07:06 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 09, 2026 07:06 AM (VWiq3) 28
I'm guessing the national machine cracked the whip on the locals in no uncertain terms.
No doubt. Any further delay and the whole country might have learned just how Long the Knives are. The guy is an extremely talented communicator. Sudden unbidden mental image of A Certain Somebody practicing his theatrical gestures in front of the mirror. Platner just never got the mustache quite right. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 09, 2026 07:08 AM (zdLoL) 29
"There are obviously many excellent teachers, but as a whole, educators are one of the nation’s least admirable professional cohorts and contain numerous individuals who shouldn’t be near children at all."
Some of the dumbest people I have ever met are employed by government schools as "educators". That is why we homeschooled. Posted by: fd at July 09, 2026 07:09 AM (MWfyi) 30
what exactly is a "Latino"?
Good point. This one irks me no end. The term "Latin America" was coined by the French foreign office, who had every intention of maintaining an empire there. It was a close-run thing. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 09, 2026 07:10 AM (zdLoL) 31
"Well, surprise surprise, Platner is out!"
I owe somebody $25, I bet that he would stay until saturday. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2026 07:10 AM (0N4FZ) 32
Interestingly “Hispanic” was a sort of convention that debuted during the first Nixon administration iirc, a new designation conferring special rights.
“Chicano” was in vogue for a time (as was “Afro-American” and other unwieldy nomenclature). Strangely, since that time, if you read the police blotters, perpetrators have always been listed as “White”, not “Hispanic”, one presumes this has significantly skewed the crime statistics for persons of pallor Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2026 07:10 AM (IgyJl) 33
Hillary Clinton
Your unbridled ambition is still amazing. Even Webb Hubble had it in for you. Not ever my President. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 09, 2026 07:12 AM (u82oZ) 34
Er, “Hispanics” are listed as “White” in police report statistics.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2026 07:12 AM (IgyJl) 35
We took on the entrenched system and we won
Therefore I'm withdrawing. One of these is not like the other Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2026 07:13 AM (m2wmY) 36
If the Maine Democrats hold a quickee convention, as they claim to be planning, to replace Platner on the ticket, I bet if if he is allowed to run again, he might well win. Even his rape victim sounded like she wants to vote for "his politics".
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 09, 2026 07:14 AM (84pHU) 37
Even his rape victim sounded like she wants to vote for "his politics".
Posted by: Huck Follywood Cult behavior. Sheesh! Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 09, 2026 07:17 AM (u82oZ) 38
It's a shame the Republicans can't get rid their own dead wood and worthless shits like the Democrats do. They're simply not ruthless enough to do it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2026 07:18 AM (jehhT) 39
"John Leguizamo Claims Europe Stole ‘500,000 Tons of Gold’ from ‘Latin People’ (Only 220,000 Have Been Mined in Human History)"
I know what happened to all that missing gold. Santo Gold! youtu.be/_1GY93EWwwY? Posted by: fd at July 09, 2026 07:18 AM (MWfyi) 40
Khatia Buniatishvili, who can look pretty hot when she wants to, plays "Rhapsody In Blue". Gershwin is good stuff.
https://tinyurl.com/3njankmp Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 09, 2026 07:19 AM (84pHU) 41
Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 09, 2026 07:20 AM (RIvkX) 42
35 We took on the entrenched system and we won
Therefore I'm withdrawing. One of these is not like the other Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2026 07:13 AM (m2wmY) Who does he mean? Maine Democrats? Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2026 07:20 AM (Ot/FD) 43
Dear Ro Khanna;
When you endorsed Graham Platner, what did you know and when did you know it? Do you plan to endorse any other rapists in your quest for wealth and power? Love, Franpsycho P.S. You dirty wog. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 09, 2026 07:22 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2026 07:23 AM (PIe+x) 45
>>It's a shame the Republicans can't get rid their own dead wood and worthless shits like the Democrats do. They're simply not ruthless enough to do it.
Maybe not as rapidly and ruthlessly as we'd like but Cornyn, Massie and Cassidy just to name a few might disagree. The really wild part of what happened in Maine isn't that Platner is out, it's that it took him actually raping a woman to finally get Democrats to pull the rip cord. This dirtbag shouldn't be a garbageman let alone a Senator but new and improved Democrats didn't care that he's a psycho, only that he has the right politics and can win. Which he wouldn't have anyway. We might not be ruthless enough but Democrats are bug fuck nuts. Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2026 07:24 AM (viF8m) Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 09, 2026 07:24 AM (u82oZ) 47
thx JJ, you rock!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 09, 2026 07:24 AM (VyBeY) 48
"The crazypants party picked me as their sacrificial lamb to the slaughter but i was just too crazypants for them"....
I guess it's kind of a flex, in is own mysterious way.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2026 07:25 AM (Ot/FD) 49
@45 JackStraw , I've been saying that because of blue city chaos this summer plus the Dems being bat shit crazy the Republicans should be in great shape come November. Of course the Republicans could screw it up...
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2026 07:27 AM (m2wmY) Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 09, 2026 07:28 AM (u82oZ) 51
Laughs in Kennedy
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2026 07:28 AM (Ot/FD) 52
"Gusts have full membership privileges without paying membership fees."
Do the hurricanes have full memberships as well, or is that only the gusts? You're not changing anyone's mind here, Paulie Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2026 07:29 AM (Bw1/o) 53
Good morning Salty and thanks Fen
Mrs. F. is very happy to be home and healing. She doesn't like being babied so I have to be firm about keeping her resting. Today is the last day of antibiotic Rx. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 09, 2026 07:30 AM (RIvkX) 54
One takeaway here is that the DNC has total responsibility for all DSA candidates everywhere, and the conflict is a kayfabe. Even despite Platner being observably some kind of psychopath, and Maine law putting the ball entirely in his court, they still somehow managed to lever him out when they really wanted to.
There is no other situation where the party insiders would have *less* leverage. Ergo, they're actually fine with all the other Jew-hating, America-hating commies and jihadis. Posted by: SciVo at July 09, 2026 07:30 AM (Sy6m/) 55
Judge Who Obstructed ICE Avoids Prison Because She’s A ‘Good Person’ Who Was ‘Upset’ By Enforcing Laws
And that Luigi guy that shot the United Health Care Exec was also a "good person" who was "Upset" by what he felt were unfair predatory behaviors by United Health Care. So I guess Luigi should not get any Prison time for murder under that logic? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2026 07:30 AM (l3cgK) 56
48 "The crazypants party picked me as their sacrificial lamb to the slaughter but i was just too crazypants for them"....
I guess it's kind of a flex, in is own mysterious way.... Posted by: Warai-otoko I'm guessing that if he had kept it in his pants everything would be fine. Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 09, 2026 07:31 AM (Q/FnY) 57
Had I been able to keep and manage it myself I'd be a lot better off."
Hell, if I'd had it and spent as I wished I'd be better off. Posted by: man at July 09, 2026 07:31 AM (XuXeR) 58
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 09, 2026 07:30 AM (RIvkX)
Thanks for the update and prayers will continue for all of you. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2026 07:31 AM (Bw1/o) 59
Abbott Investigates Hospital Over Mexico Billboards Promoting Birth Tourism Packages In Texas
As upsetting as this is, if it isn't illegal, there's little that can be done unless pregnant women from foreign countries are banned from entering the country. (I won't hold my breath for Congress to do anything more than Bukaki Theater)... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2026 07:32 AM (l3cgK) Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 09, 2026 07:32 AM (RIvkX) 61
I'm a good person upset by speed limits.
Posted by: fd at July 09, 2026 07:33 AM (MWfyi) 62
Operation New Fridge - Step One completed.
All the fridge magnets and doodads have been removed from the old, half-cooling fridge Sometime in the next 25 - 37 hours, the new major appliance will be delivered. I'm supposed to get an email by tonight specifying which 4- hour delivery window out of the sunrise - sunset period they've picked for me. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2026 07:33 AM (wVcYX) 63
>>JackStraw , I've been saying that because of blue city chaos this summer plus the Dems being bat shit crazy the Republicans should be in great shape come November. Of course the Republicans could screw it up...
John Solomon has a story up this morning that an additional 7 counties in Illinois will have a referendum on the ballot this fall to leave the state and form a new one on top of 33 counties that have already voted to do so. I agree that the divide is less about state vs state but more like county vs county and the gap is widening. Not sure where this is heading but it seems like every single day more people are waking up to what we have been saying for years. Posted by: JackStraw at July 09, 2026 07:33 AM (viF8m) 64
So I guess Luigi should not get any Prison time for murder under that logic?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2026 07:30 AM (l3cgK) ===== This guy gets it! Posted by: Corrupted Judiciary at July 09, 2026 07:34 AM (RIvkX) 65
56 Judge Who Obstructed ICE Avoids Prison Because She’s A ‘Good Person’ Who Was ‘Upset’ By Enforcing Laws
But Tina Peters, a truly good person upset by not being able to expose criminal behavior and so ultimately obtained "unauthorized access" to election machines, deserved to be incarcerated for the rest of her life. Posted by: Ordinary American at July 09, 2026 07:34 AM (fZiTB) 66
Biden DOJ Mishandled Classified Docs While Investigating Trump for Mishandling Classified Docs.
When is "mishandling" not mishandling? When it's done on purpose... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2026 07:36 AM (l3cgK) 67
Rahm Emanuel Tells Israel To Change Course Or Lose Democrat Support.
- So it's either suicide or the new National Socialists won't bring them flowers. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 09, 2026 07:36 AM (ndZc7) 68
This is Figueroa Corridor, one of California’s most notorious sex markets. Here, prostitutes gather, night after night, selling sex acts that, according to one former cop, cost as little as $25.
$20, same as in town, with inflation... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2026 07:38 AM (l3cgK) 69
Too bad Platner dropped out. I was looking forward to his time in the senate ripping off the treasury, raping interns and maybe running for president one day.
Posted by: The Republic Is Dead at July 09, 2026 07:38 AM (F1rMs) 70
67 Rahm Emanuel Tells Israel To Change Course Or Lose Democrat Support.
That's funny. Like warning Trump to mind his manners or else a certain subset of people might develop a deranged hatred of hm. Posted by: Ordinary American at July 09, 2026 07:39 AM (fZiTB) 71
Argentina angered by prospect of oil boom in Falklands
Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2026 07:40 AM (IrKJc) 72
Anonosaurus Wrecks
The anti-semitism of the Dems is almost up to Wannsee Convention standards. Almost. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 09, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ) 73
True, Collins is not a conservative, but a conservative is not going to be elected in New England, and especially Maine. If the options are her, or a no-shit Democrat, we're better off with her. She is the most conservative one that COULD get elected there. I wish that weren't the case, but there it is.
Posted by: RADinVA at July 09, 2026 07:40 AM (wh7vU) 74
Only 220,000 Have Been Mined in Human History)"
That's conceding the argument. The correct response is "what makes up Latin people, dumbass" Posted by: man at July 09, 2026 07:40 AM (XuXeR) 75
Top New York Times Editor Joe Kahn Distances Newsroom From Kristof Dog-Rape Column—‘Wouldn’t Have’ Run It
- I guess these are the layers and layers of fact checking. Just a few months late, that's all. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 09, 2026 07:40 AM (ndZc7) 76
You know who else was a truly good person (loved dogs!) who was upset by His Struggle?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2026 07:41 AM (wVcYX) 77
But that wasn’t enough for the state’s progressives. In 2021, State Senator Scott Wiener authored S.B. 357, a bill that would fully decriminalize loitering with intent to commit prostitution.
How did I know this dick was involved? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2026 07:41 AM (l3cgK) 78
76 You know who else was a truly good person (loved dogs!) who was upset by His Struggle?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2026 07:41 AM (wVcYX) Joe Biden? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2026 07:41 AM (l3cgK) 79
SMOD
Given UK governmental chaos vs Argentine capitalism, the kelpers have a stark contrast in governmental systems looking at running the islands. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 09, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ) 80
Happy Thursday
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 09, 2026 07:42 AM (/+uur) 81
76 You know who else was a truly good person (loved dogs!) who was upset by His Struggle?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2026 07:41 AM (wVcYX) Barak Obama? (dogs roasted with crunchy skin...) Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 09, 2026 07:42 AM (l3cgK) 82
From the Daily Caller's piece on the "new Rosa Parks" seen in the Reuters photo, I had to read a sentence a couple of times, slowly, to determine that incest is not involved:
"The woman in the now-viral photograph has since been identified as 33-year-old Bernita Bowlding, a mother of two children, by her brother, Paul Bowlding, The Washington Post reported." Posted by: one hour sober at July 09, 2026 07:42 AM (J4Dwc) 83
75 Top New York Times Editor Joe Kahn Distances Newsroom From Kristof Dog-Rape Column—‘Wouldn’t Have’ Run It
They learned nothing from that and will learn nothing from the Platner episode. Nothing. The imperative to serve the Beast is too great. Posted by: Ordinary American at July 09, 2026 07:42 AM (fZiTB) 84
Argentina angered by prospect of oil boom in Falklands"
Well, we can't have that, can we Chuckles the Third? Might as well give it to them. Malvinas Libre! Posted by: man at July 09, 2026 07:42 AM (XuXeR) Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2026 07:43 AM (wVcYX) 86
Three Mexican nationals armed with rifles were apprehended by U.S. Border Patrol agents, underscoring the ongoing security challenges at the southern border.
They should have been shot. Posted by: r hennigantx at July 09, 2026 07:43 AM (/+uur) 87
> We might not be ruthless enough but Democrats are bug fuck nuts.
---------- The current (D) platform is pretty much everything Platner stood for. It's why he had some notable backers at first. The only thing that soured the rank and file over there was that he was so vocal about it. Had he chilled out a bit I think he would have been fine. As for the GOP... if its leadership had balls they'd be asking, publicly, about McConnell's situation. They'd be hammering the SAFE act holdouts. They'd be bitching about the judicial insurrection and making threats. None of that is remotely "ruthless." It's doing their job. Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2026 07:44 AM (jehhT) Posted by: Mitch McTurtle at July 09, 2026 07:44 AM (l3cgK) 89
The Trump administration started a major investigation into H-1B and PERM foreign labor visas, the Labor Department’s Inspector General Anthony P. D’Esposito announced Wednesday.
H1B is slavery. Posted by: r hennigantx at July 09, 2026 07:44 AM (/+uur) Posted by: man at July 09, 2026 07:45 AM (XuXeR) 91
Can anything come of Trump's appeal to the Supreme Court to re-hear the birthright citizenship case? Anyone believe Barrett or Roberts will rethink their position?
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