Beaver Shopping Cafe

It's a plane, by the way. You can see that if you zoom in.

The scale lies like the Devil.

Koala hugs the man who rescued it from the wildfires.

Big chungus horse.

Dog doesn't know why he's celebrating but he's just happy to be a part of it, whatever it is!

I should be an Australian women's volleyball coach. I bet the hours are good.

Learning front rolls, kip-ups, and front flips.

It's possible this is AI.

Fisherman jumps into the ocean to free a dolphin from his net.

Cool paper airplane.

This one's a tearjerker.

Drone fire hose.

That feeling when you taste pizza for the very first time. pic.twitter.com/Bu2wmzdCfv
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1 Nice beaver!

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2026 07:21 PM (VtXCs)

2 https://tinyurl.com/yck7f24x

Looks like Platner's wife was/is being investigated for Medicaid fraud, known as Maine Care.

Posted by: beckster at July 08, 2026 07:23 PM (kX27y)

3 "@POTUS Trump on Truth Social: "This is in retribution for yesterday’s bombing of ships by Iran. If it happens again, it will get much worse!"

I have news! If we stop, it will happen again.

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2026 07:24 PM (GD0B3)

4 Looks like Platner's wife was/is being investigated for Medicaid fraud, known as Maine Care.

Posted by: beckster at July 08, 2026 07:23 PM (kX27y)

Ah so the Democrats tried being nice with the fake rape claim, now they're leveling up.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2026 07:25 PM (VtXCs)

5 I could have been first but I was varnishing my beaver.

Posted by: fd at July 08, 2026 07:25 PM (MWfyi)

6 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at July 08, 2026 07:25 PM (77rzZ)

7 Looks like Platner's wife was/is being investigated for Medicaid fraud, known as Maine Care.

Posted by: beckster at July 08, 2026 07:23 PM (kX27y)

He needs to move up that "prerecorded statement".

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2026 07:26 PM (GD0B3)

8 Nooded, y'all. And, good night, good Horde.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 08, 2026 07:26 PM (NcvvS)

9 Cafeeee

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 08, 2026 07:27 PM (WL2lA)

10 I'm getting dropped ice cream Page is Down messages for the X links...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 08, 2026 07:27 PM (PiwSw)

11 I want a koala.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2026 07:27 PM (viF8m)

12 "Axios: Trump told reporters Iran “called a short while ago” and said they "want to make a deal.”"

🤪

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2026 07:28 PM (GD0B3)

13 I could have been first but I was varnishing my beaver.
Posted by: fd at July 08, 2026 07:25 PM

Don't they respond better to lacquer?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2026 07:28 PM (0sNs1)

14 Awfully sloppy technique on those flips. They will never add a twist without proper basics.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 08, 2026 07:28 PM (W2Pud)

15 "I want a koala.
Posted by: JackStraw"

I've heard they are penguin level nasty.

Posted by: fd at July 08, 2026 07:29 PM (MWfyi)

16 "Axios: Trump told reporters Iran “called a short while ago” and said they "want to make a deal.”"

🤪
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2026 07:28 PM

"We never said any such thing!"
-- Iranian Press Secretary

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2026 07:29 PM (0sNs1)

17 They used to make a plastic flying toy like those paper ring things. The aerobee company before they got into making coffee I think. I had one and it would go more than a football field.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 08, 2026 07:32 PM (3uBP9)

18 Looks like Platner's wife was/is being investigated for Medicaid fraud, known as Maine Care."

Really pissing me off, these scams. I can't get any assistance with (now only one) elderly and ill parents.

Posted by: man at July 08, 2026 07:33 PM (XuXeR)

19 Black and orange disc with no middle. Aerobie.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2026 07:34 PM (BNC/N)

20 No beaver shops in this town. Not even Asian or Spanish beavers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 08, 2026 07:35 PM (GebTj)

21 "Don't they respond better to lacquer?
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

It takes so many coats. I should just poly it.

Posted by: fd at July 08, 2026 07:35 PM (MWfyi)

22 Never dodge a hug!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 08, 2026 07:35 PM (NnhvP)

23 From a Washington Post article yesterday:

“Though trans people make up just 1 percent of the population in Washington state, the nonprofits that help them say their budgets are drained and their staffs are stretched so thin that last month the Seattle LGBTQ Commission asked Mayor Katie Wilson (D) to declare a civil state of emergency. Such a declaration would free up general fund dollars to bolster the nonprofits’ finances as they help transplants find housing and jobs.

If the city chooses not to declare a state of emergency, commission leaders said, they worry what will happen not only to Seattle’s LGBTQ+ organizations but also to ones that help all city residents. Many of the newcomers need shelter, food aid, and subsidized health care. And the city’s homeless population has already reached a record high this year."

Maybe ask the trannies to stop moving to Seattle?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2026 07:36 PM (0sNs1)

24 >>> I want a koala.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2026 07:27 PM (viF8m)

No no, capybaras where all the action's at these days Jack.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 08, 2026 07:36 PM (3uBP9)

25 Maybe the pizza was too hot.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2026 07:38 PM (Cqx++)

26 So Seattle is worried that public funding will dry up and they'll run out of trannies ? Is that the uptake on this ?

Posted by: Flanger at July 08, 2026 07:38 PM (MFky2)

27 Looks like Platner's wife was/is being investigated for Medicaid fraud, known as Maine Care."
Really pissing me off, these scams. I can't get any assistance with (now only one) elderly and ill parents.
Posted by: man at July 08, 2026 07:33 PM
--------

Yeah-- our retirement accounts are getting sucked dry by the cost of hubby's care, and then I'll need to sell my truck to qualify for medicaid, if hubby lives another year.

Meanwhile, all these cheating m*therf*ckers can live high on the hog on our tax $.

*spit*

Posted by: JQ at July 08, 2026 07:39 PM (rdVOm)

28 3 "@POTUS Trump on Truth Social: "This is in retribution for yesterday’s bombing of ships by Iran. If it happens again, it will get much worse!"

I have news! If we stop, it will happen again.

Posted by: runner
----

Ever pour a little coke on an ant hill and watch them scurry around?
Every time we bomb them they scurry around and give our satellites more information on new places to bomb. He's doing it this way to cause them to give up, unintentionally, the location of chief yellow cake, that's when things will get real.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 08, 2026 07:39 PM (GebTj)

29 >>> Black and orange disc with no middle. Aerobie.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2026 07:34 PM (BNC/N)

Yes, that was there main one and what started the company. But they had a large number of other designs later. Boomerangs, triangle boomerangs, other types of disks, and that circular thing I think. I had a bunch back then. Maybe still somewhere in a box. My past is an undiscovered country, that's mostly contained in a series of unopened moving boxes I haven't touched in decades due to space issues.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 08, 2026 07:40 PM (3uBP9)

30 All the trannies should move to Seattle.

My sister and BiL are going next week to visit his lesbo sister who works for that company that cursed us with Win11. *eye roll*

Posted by: fd at July 08, 2026 07:40 PM (MWfyi)

31 Though trans people make up just 1 percent of the population in Washington state, the nonprofits that help them"

So they all need public cash? Sure.

Posted by: man at July 08, 2026 07:40 PM (XuXeR)

32 >>No no, capybaras where all the action's at these days Jack.

C'mon, you come home after a long day and that little guy comes waddling over to give you a hug. That would give me a smile.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2026 07:40 PM (viF8m)

33 I've heard they are penguin level nasty.
Posted by: fd at July 08, 2026 07:29 PM

Here we go with the ramping up of Penguinophobia in the Café again.

All we ask for is a little sun, a little fish, and some polymorphic perversions from time to time.

Posted by: Big Penguin at July 08, 2026 07:40 PM (Ph+AI)

34 "Axios: Trump told reporters Iran “called a short while ago” and said they "want to make a deal.”"
-
So today's airstrikes were just theater. Again.

Posted by: Methos at July 08, 2026 07:40 PM (vSvIl)

35

Community note
This video is AI-generated. Koalas rescued from bushfires are usually stressed or injured. They do not run on two legs towards humans with arms outstretched.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2026 07:40 PM (Cqx++)

36 Good evening everyone
I have to dtop watching sad movies

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2026 07:41 PM (Ia/+0)

37 @11. JackStraw

I want a koala.

Now JackStraw, you know Elvis would be jealous. You are his human.

Posted by: Case at July 08, 2026 07:41 PM (IY9No)

38 Meanwhile, all these cheating m*therf*ckers can live high on the hog on our tax $.

*spit*"

Indeed. Between that and Mrs' cancer...I don't know what ...

Posted by: man at July 08, 2026 07:41 PM (XuXeR)

39 Looks like Platner's wife was/is being investigated for Medicaid fraud, known as Maine Care."
Really pissing me off, these scams. I can't get any assistance with (now only one) elderly and ill parents.
Posted by: man at July 08, 2026 07:33 PM (XuXeR)

Don't feel bad. The federal government is a money laundering operation. They take extorted/stolen/borrowed money and "wash" it thru their various hand out programs with the Platner's of The Party getting more than you ever would in 5 lifetimes.

Posted by: $39.4 Trillion in debt and growing at July 08, 2026 07:42 PM (og9zY)

40 C'mon, you come home after a long day and that little guy comes waddling over to give you a hug. "

My little shih tzu does that

Posted by: man at July 08, 2026 07:43 PM (XuXeR)

41 21 "Don't they respond better to lacquer?
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

It takes so many coats. I should just poly it.

Posted by: fd
---

Couldn't find the origin of this but the neighbors spent a day on one of their cars. I have never seen such a gloss, ever. Haven't had the opportunity to ask.
They sprayed something, didn't mask it. The sprayer made a hissing sound not like the usual spay gun at all.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 08, 2026 07:44 PM (GebTj)

42 Though cute and furry and apparently harmless, a large percentage of the koalas in Australia are infected by a particularly contagious strain of Chlamydia.

Koalas can transmit Chlamydia to any humans that come into contact with their urine, and it's not unheard of that koalas will urinate directly onto people.

Posted by: Koala Facts at July 08, 2026 07:45 PM (MWfyi)

43
"Axios: Trump told reporters Iran “called a short while ago” and said they "want to make a deal.”"
-
So today's airstrikes were just theater. Again.
Posted by: Methos

Stepping over the line.

https://youtu.be/4cf4O-hUg78

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2026 07:45 PM (Cqx++)

44 Ok, I'm completely wrong. Aerobie did make a bunch of other flying toys but the one I'm thinking of was the X-Zylo.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 08, 2026 07:45 PM (3uBP9)

45 C'mon, you come home after a long day and that little guy comes waddling over to give you a hug.

My little pet does that too.

Posted by: Big Michelle from Chicago at July 08, 2026 07:45 PM (MFky2)

46 You can still buy Aerobies.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2026 07:46 PM (BNC/N)

47 Axios: Trump told reporters Iran “called a short while ago” and said they "want to make a deal.

My Gawd. If this is true ? And it may not be true.

But it sounds good. The Old Man is just past his expiration date. His desire to "make a deal" - if true ? Not the kind of cat that should be in charge.

Posted by: Flanger at July 08, 2026 07:47 PM (MFky2)

48

man,

Shih Tzus are great dogs. We are owned by a total lovebug.

Posted by: four seasons at July 08, 2026 07:48 PM (/QHx4)

49 Really pissing me off, these scams. I can't get any assistance with (now only one) elderly and ill parents.
Posted by: man
---

You must use govt. code for three point authentication.
The ultimate code is _ l i e.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 08, 2026 07:48 PM (GebTj)

50 >>Now JackStraw, you know Elvis would be jealous. You are his human.

True.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2026 07:48 PM (viF8m)

51 It sounds True. Not Good. Just True.

We'll see.

Posted by: Flanger at July 08, 2026 07:48 PM (MFky2)

52 "We never said any such thing!"
-- Iranian Press Secretary

==

Durka, Durka !!

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2026 07:50 PM (GD0B3)

53 I am pretty sure there was a credible threat from those 3rd word, inbred savages while Trump was in Turkey, and I am also sure that Turkey's secret services' hand are not clean. In fact, they are in cahoots with Iran. So fuck that 3rd world dump too.

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2026 07:53 PM (GD0B3)

54 Though cute and furry and apparently harmless, a large percentage of the koalas in Australia are infected by a particularly contagious strain of Chlamydia.

Koalas can transmit Chlamydia to any humans that come into contact with their urine, and it's not unheard of that koalas will urinate directly onto people.
Posted by: Koala Facts

Yeah, that may be HER story, but...

Posted by: MkY at July 08, 2026 07:54 PM (q6tQZ)

55 >>> Community note
This video is AI-generated. Koalas rescued from bushfires are usually stressed or injured. They do not run on two legs towards humans with arms outstretched.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2026 07:40 PM (Cqx++)

Community note addendum:
Unless they have chlamydia and have to take a piss really bad and then they're great sprinters and surprisingly nimble climbers.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 08, 2026 07:54 PM (3uBP9)

56 Turkey is Hamas' biggest supporter and Hakan Fidan , literaly passed NATO and US intelligence to Iran.

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2026 07:55 PM (GD0B3)

57 I got it from from the koala.

Posted by: Guy who used to blame it on the toilet seat at July 08, 2026 07:55 PM (MWfyi)

58 Carried over:

114 YouTube face is really annoying, especially when content creators that I like do it. It's become ubiquitous.
Posted by: Delurker at July 08, 2026 06:41 PM (2Drhq)

A YouTuber in a particular (heavily male) hobby space was immediately bullied out of it by his own viewers, when he went too far. I didn't even get a chance to bully him myself! I won't say who it is, because I like the guy, but he did the Gloryhole Face variant on a thumbnail. And I don't know if the other commenters used that specific term, but I wouldn't be surprised.

I mean... I'm not glad that he felt bad... but he has never done it again. It worked.

Posted by: SciVo at July 08, 2026 07:56 PM (Sy6m/)

59 Yet another reason I don't have any interest in bicycle road racing. The spandex is bad enough but I'm wearing a penis on my head.

https://tinyurl.com/3b5wwwjc

Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2026 07:56 PM (viF8m)

60 And I hope the sale of F-35 to Turkey in nixed. because all of the technology will to China , Russia and Iran.

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2026 07:56 PM (GD0B3)

61 I see Aussie's have developed a really, really intricate story to explain an otherwise uncomfortable situation.

Of course, its the damn Koalas.

Posted by: Flanger at July 08, 2026 07:56 PM (MFky2)

62 This is not what I expected for the Beaver Cafe ?????

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 08, 2026 07:56 PM (FpKY3)

63 Denmark PM vows to defend Greenland.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2026 07:58 PM (BNC/N)

64 Drop Bears are really, really, really dumb. They have smooth brains like democrat voters.

Plus they are mean and ill tempered. The only reason they are not extinct is nothing eats them.

Posted by: Drop Bear Facts at July 08, 2026 07:58 PM (og9zY)

65 Oh ... so sorry ... I don't think I typed "Turkey-Ah-Eye"

As is, apparently, the new form. Of course, I've never eaten "Chicken Keev" either.

Posted by: Flanger at July 08, 2026 07:58 PM (MFky2)

66 Shih Tzus are great dogs. We are owned by a total lovebug"

Wonderful, they are .

Posted by: man at July 08, 2026 07:59 PM (XuXeR)

67 .SDG's.@AbiluTangwa - 36m

Strikes on Iran are unleashing toxic pollutants that will linger for DECADES,poisoning air, water, soil, and every living thing. ...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 08, 2026 07:59 PM (GebTj)

68 There was an armada of C17s leaving Turkey a while ago.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2026 08:00 PM (BNC/N)

69 Denmark PM vows to defend Greenland.

Its only fair. I vow to NOT send my treasure or my son to defend Europe.

Other Cold Warriors here will surely differ. Hence passports.

Posted by: Flanger at July 08, 2026 08:00 PM (MFky2)

70 Fuck Erdogan's bridges, he is a nasty, sour, jihadi. The entire conference with Trump was a shitshow, no proper translation to all attending as require by etiquette. Even the Syrian, ex-Alqaeda guy's people knew how to do it. Erdogan is a backwater, Islamic, 7th century scum with delusions of grander. He "gifted" loaded pistols to his guests. What a braniac.

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2026 08:02 PM (GD0B3)

71 "Strikes on Iran are unleashing toxic pollutants that will linger for DECADES,poisoning air, water, soil, and every living thing. ..."
----------

LOL. I'm sure the strikes *by* iran, are just peachy and totes safe.
/

Posted by: JQ at July 08, 2026 08:02 PM (rdVOm)

72 >>> Yet another reason I don't have any interest in bicycle road racing. The spandex is bad enough but I'm wearing a penis on my head.

https://tinyurl.com/3b5wwwjc
Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2026 07:56 PM (viF8m)

I saw that earlier and my idea for a marketing hook is:

"Be the Taint"

Posted by: banana Dream - you're welcome marketing peoples at July 08, 2026 08:02 PM (3uBP9)

73 My Gawd. If this is true ? And it may not be true.

But it sounds good. The Old Man is just past his expiration date. His desire to "make a deal" - if true ? Not the kind of cat that should be in charge.

Posted by: Flanger at July 08, 2026 07:47 PM (MFky2)

Clearly we should just fully invade while there's zero political will to do so. That surely won't result in Democrat supermajorities in Congress and Trump and Vance being instantly impeached so that a Dem speaker can take over.

It's almost like precision strikes, blockades, and threats of military action in order to spur diplomacy is the only real option available. Quelle surprise!

Posted by: Sjg at July 08, 2026 08:02 PM (i8HNq)

74 Smooth forehead = smooth brain.

Posted by: Worf, son of Mogh at July 08, 2026 08:03 PM (0sNs1)

75 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

I find myself in a Reader's Dilemma this evening.

I finished my book this morning. I enjoyed it enough that I ordered the sequels in the series, but they won't arrive until tomorrow afternoon.

So do I find a book to tide me over until the sequels arrive? Or do I find something else to occupy my time?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 08, 2026 08:03 PM (FZ29D)

76 I saw that earlier and my idea for a marketing hook is:

"Be the Taint"
Posted by: banana Dream - you're welcome marketing peoples at July 08, 2026 08:02 PM (3uBP9)

In this case I thinkbits more 'My Face is the Perenium.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 08, 2026 08:04 PM (zZu0s)

77 Strikes on Iran are unleashing toxic pollutants that will linger for DECADES,poisoning air, water, soil, and every living thing. ...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 08, 2026 07:59 PM (GebTj)

Field of fucks = barren.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 08, 2026 08:04 PM (Cifda)

78 So do I find a book to tide me over until the sequels arrive? Or do I find something else to occupy my time?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 08, 2026 08:03 PM (FZ29D)

What do you think you should do ??

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2026 08:04 PM (GD0B3)

79 It's almost like precision strikes, blockades, and threats of military action in order to spur diplomacy is the only real option available. Quelle surprise!
Posted by: Sjg at July 08, 2026 08:02 PM (i8HNq)

Dragging this shit on for months isn't quite 'Nam. But its not a winner with the public.

Except for WarCocks.

Posted by: Flanger at July 08, 2026 08:04 PM (MFky2)

80 Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸
@jacksonhinkle
13h
WE STAND WITH IRAN!
---

Don't let that POS back into the country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 08, 2026 08:05 PM (GebTj)

81 This is not what I expected for the Beaver Cafe ?????
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 08, 2026 07:56 PM

Well, your cigar was big and brown.

Posted by: Monica at July 08, 2026 08:05 PM (0sNs1)

82 Look on Gutenberg for some Amazing Stories issues, Perfessor.

Posted by: Guy who used to blame it on the toilet seat at July 08, 2026 08:05 PM (MWfyi)

83
"Strikes on Iran are unleashing toxic pollutants that will linger for DECADES,poisoning air, water, soil, and every living thing. ..."

Oil wells are still burning in Iraq.

Well, maybe not.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2026 08:06 PM (Cqx++)

84 Strikes on Iran are unleashing toxic pollutants that will linger for DECADES,poisoning air, water, soil, and every living thing. ...

Oh nooooo.... Thas' turrrrrible...

Anybody else remember that poster from the '70s? Something like "war is unhealthy for children and other living things."

Posted by: Oddbob at July 08, 2026 08:06 PM (vTZFs)

85 >>> Not all heroes wear capes, some wear underwear.

Well, I meet the minimum qualifications.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 08, 2026 08:08 PM (syz1S)

86 16 "Axios: Trump told reporters Iran “called a short while ago” and said they "want to make a deal.”"

🤪
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2026 07:28 PM

The day i believe Axios is the day you should all admit me to the Shady Acres Special Care Unit for the Completely Mentally Deranged.

Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2026 08:08 PM (lCppi)

87 Denmark PM vows to defend Greenland."

From who? Sea otters?

Posted by: man at July 08, 2026 08:08 PM (XuXeR)

88 So do I find a book to tide me over until the sequels arrive? Or do I find something else to occupy my time?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 08, 2026 08:03 PM

Book = Requirement to wear pants
Something else = Freedom from being required to wear pants.

Hopefully, that clarifies your discernment.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2026 08:08 PM (0sNs1)

89 H1B visa fraud investigation launched.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 08, 2026 08:08 PM (BNC/N)

90 I could have been first but I was varnishing my beaver.
Posted by: fd at July 08, 2026 07:25 PM

Don't they respond better to lacquer?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2026 07:28 PM (0sNs1)

MingeWax dries in just 1 hour to an incredibly smooth, durable finish. It protects and adds beauty to your hardwood floors. Maximum durability in one coat with no intercoat sanding needed. Clear finish provides long-lasting protection and warm beauty to both finished and unfinished hardwood projects.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2026 08:08 PM (wVcYX)

91 Beaver shopping is illegal in the US. Have to go to Amsterdam for that.

Posted by: Democratize the poontang! at July 08, 2026 08:08 PM (TbWk/)

92 Strikes on Iran are unleashing toxic pollutants that will linger for DECADES,poisoning air, water, soil, and every living thing. ...

Good. When they get nuked, it may help clean up the place.

Posted by: Nuke Them All at July 08, 2026 08:08 PM (og9zY)

93 @jacksonhinkle
13h
WE STAND WITH IRAN!

Cool. Now go stand in Iran. Or are you not quite that stupid?

Posted by: Oddbob at July 08, 2026 08:09 PM (vTZFs)

94
Just reading around, Elon and SpaceX are coming along nicely with Pad 37A. They've got their "Gigabay" nearly complete, looks like. They'll soon be launching Starships from the Cape, and hopefully catching the heavy booster in the chopsticks.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 08, 2026 08:09 PM (w6EFb)

95 Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2026 08:09 PM (Ia/+0)

96
You too Skip.

Posted by: four seasons at July 08, 2026 08:09 PM (/QHx4)

97 Book = Requirement to wear pants
Something else = Freedom from being required to wear pants.

Hopefully, that clarifies your discernment.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2026 08:08 PM (0sNs1)
----
I never thought of it that way...

This is why Horde advice = best advice.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 08, 2026 08:10 PM (FZ29D)

98 So do I find a book to tide me over until the sequels arrive? Or do I find something else to occupy my time?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 08, 2026 08:03 PM (FZ29D)

Wouldn't know. Took me two months to finish the Michael Collins memoir. I am a very slow (methodical, shall we say) reader. I have a very short attention span. I might read a dozen books a year, tops. Heh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide at July 08, 2026 08:10 PM (0aYVJ)

99 @59.

JackStraw.

Wearing a penis on your head is not a good look for anyone.
And wearing Spandex too? No. Just No. The whole idea is crazy.

Posted by: Case at July 08, 2026 08:11 PM (IY9No)

100 >>Cool. Now go stand in Iran. Or are you not quite that stupid?

No, he's that stupid. He's in Tehran or was yesterday.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2026 08:11 PM (viF8m)

101 @jacksonhinkle
13h
WE STAND WITH IRAN!

This is the kind of crap why I'd prefer we actually declare war before we go play war.

Posted by: Flanger at July 08, 2026 08:13 PM (MFky2)

102 Beaver Shopping Cafe

They're running out of names for dating apps, eh?

Posted by: mikeski at July 08, 2026 08:13 PM (VHUov)

103 Dragging this shit on for months isn't quite 'Nam. But its not a winner with the public.

Except for WarCocks.

Posted by: Flanger at July 08, 2026 08:04 PM (MFky2)

Mentioning Vietnam is downright retarded.

If gas prices weren't affected just about no one would care.

Pulling out entirely doesn't fix that by the way because Iran extorting tankers to pass through the strait doesn't result in gas getting cheaper.

Posted by: Sjg at July 08, 2026 08:13 PM (i8HNq)

104 "MingeWax dries in just 1 hour to an incredibly smooth, durable finish."

Do you have to sand the beaver first or can you just rough it up a bit?

Posted by: G. Platner at July 08, 2026 08:14 PM (MWfyi)

105
@jacksonhinkle
13h
WE STAND WITH IRAN!

Cool. Now go stand in Iran. Or are you not quite that stupid?
Posted by: Oddbob

That's exactly where he is.

https://t.ly/oqFh9

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2026 08:14 PM (Cqx++)

106 Ben Had must be out wrasslin' with the 2" (5.08 cm) pipes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2026 08:14 PM (0sNs1)

107 see, this is the worst time of day, the power center turns off the machine and banned trolls show up

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2026 08:15 PM (GD0B3)

108 "MingeWax dries in just 1 hour to an incredibly smooth, durable finish."

Do you have to sand the beaver first or can you just rough it up a bit?
Posted by: G. Platner

Well-socked.
* golf clap *

Posted by: mikeski at July 08, 2026 08:15 PM (VHUov)

109 Mentioning Vietnam is downright retarded.

Posted by: Sjg at July 08, 2026 08:13 PM (i8HNq)

Of course. War Fatigue is just retarded. Unless you're a WarCock.

Dude - you are a WarCock. You're falling into the classic trap.

How you view shit is not how others view shit.

Posted by: Flanger at July 08, 2026 08:15 PM (MFky2)

110 Ben Had must be out wrasslin' with the 2" (5.08 cm) pipes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Did she fing someone to dig the pit?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 08, 2026 08:15 PM (Cifda)

111 see what I mean ??

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2026 08:16 PM (GD0B3)

112 Find.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 08, 2026 08:16 PM (Cifda)

113 @jacksonhinkle
13h
WE STAND WITH IRAN!

This is the kind of crap why I'd prefer we actually declare war before we go play war.
Posted by: Flanger at July 08, 2026 08:13 PM (MFky2)

You don't think that would change his mind do you?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 08, 2026 08:17 PM (uhVAy)

114 Platner just dropped out.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 08, 2026 08:17 PM (FW3Wq)

115 OK Kids ... go do all the War you want. Watch how the General Public views it.

Or Double Down. Start a Draft. Because the American Appetite for casualties is well established.

And make sure you shout "Troll" when anyone cautions you against it.

Posted by: Flanger at July 08, 2026 08:18 PM (MFky2)

116 This is why Horde advice = best advice.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 08, 2026 08:10 PM

I concur, but for some reason, when it comes to relationship advice, the 'ettes sometimes seem slightly skeptical to downright dubious.

¯\_(ツ

_/¯

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)

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