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The Morning Report — 7/ 8 /26

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Good morning kids. With everything going on domestically and internationally, this morning we have something coming totally out of left field, and given that it's in NYC, it's both literally and figuratively. Still, ¡Hay Caramba!

The Midtown high-rise that dangerously buckled Tuesday will need to be partially demolished — although stabilizing it to even attempt the risky move could prove extremely harrowing, experts told The Post. The 37-story former Pfizer headquarters at 235 E. 42nd St. near Second Avenue will first need to be stabilized as soon as possible to prevent a possible localized collapse, they said. Without intervention, it poses a “significant danger” and “could collapse,” said Ronald Hamburger, a structural engineer with five decades of experience and who served on the federal team that investigated the World Trade Center catastrophe.

From what I understand, were it not for the fact that the building was undergoing renovation/conversion the buckling beam might very well have gone undiscovered and then might well have ultimately snapped and potentially catastrophically collapsed the structure. Reminds me of the potential catastrophe that could have collapsed the then new in 1977 nearby Citicorp Center tower, had it not been for the fact that an engineering student IIRC by accident discovered that the design was never tested for wind loads hitting the tower obliquely. And this was right before that year's hurricane season and so a massive retrofit program was begun just as a major hurricane was barreling up the east coast, and it was a race against time. Given who and what is running NYC, there couldn't be a more perfect metaphor than a collapsing skyscraper, which could have been avoided were it not for competence and common sense at the outset. And yet we have Hurricane Mamdani already cutting a swathe of destruction there as well as primed to sweep across the rest of the land, as both CBD and I discussed on the newest episode of the podcast linked here and on the usual outlets listed below.

Of course the fallout over Nazi-loving Jew-hating rapist Graham Platner continues to eat up the Democrats. But his revolting predilections and accusations as we all know too well is not why the Democrats are desperate to have him disappear.

"It's because the recent polling shows that Graham Platner was going to lose to Susan Collins," Perino said. "And they thought, wow, we only have two weeks to figure this out."
. . . "If they pull a Biden switcheroo, the Democratic brand is just so damaged in the state," Perino said. "And Susan Collins, what is the knock against her? She's so steady. There's no drama. Okay, well, maybe the state will be looking for that."
. . . The bigger picture is even uglier for Democrats. The base wanted Platner or somebody like him. The establishment wanted a safe pick like Gov. Janet Mills. That civil war didn't end this week, and Perino identified exactly who keeps losing it.

And speaking of the base, which is indeed Base, this vile garbage is the sine qua non of who and what the Democrats are:

Rep. Becca Balint (D-VT) said a fellow House Democrat dismissed concerns about antisemitism by claiming it is no longer a problem because “all the Jews are rich.” Speaking to CNN, Balint said the unnamed lawmaker made the remark during a bipartisan House antisemitism task force meeting. She recalled the incident after watching footage of California state Sen. Scott Wiener being forced out of a transgender rights event by protesters angry over his support for Israel, saying it reminded her of other examples of antisemitism she has encountered. . . “I know at some point there will be a day of reckoning, because I still believe that Jews should have a homeland,” Balint told CNN. “There will be people, I think some of my own supporters, who will turn on me, because I still believe in a two-state solution. I still do. I still believe that Israel should be safe and secure. I believe that the Palestinians have been so ill-treated for so long and deserve a safe and secure homeland. I do not believe Israel should be dismantled.”

At some point and I believe we've reached that point, it's no longer going to be about Israel.

It's just plain old Jew-hate straight up same as it's always been.

In an interview with ABC News’s This Week, Mamdani offered his short tenure as proof of concept for socialism. “We don’t have to ask ourselves what life looks like if a socialist wins,” he said. “I won last November, and over the course of these last six months, what we’ve delivered for working people are the very things we were told were impossible.”

After finally passing the largest budget in New York City history, Mamdani claimed that “if these past months have shown us anything, it is that socialists not only understand economics as well as the capitalists who came before but that we can solve their years of mismanagement through an embrace of our principles.”

On the contrary, Mamdani’s first six months in office indicate the success of capitalism and the regular machinations of municipal government, not democratic socialism.

To a Muslim Communist, Capitalist is just another word for JEW. Of course one doesn't actually have to be Jewish to be a target, just an honest, hard-working, successful tax-paying law-abiding citizen. And the Mamdani pestilence is not confined to New York as can be seen from sea to shining sea, especially in California from whence the ever-popular billionaires' taxes sprang,

and will not be limited to billionaires. Anyone with two nickels to rub together will ultimately be targeted because having two is racist, homophobic and unfair. Since that second nickel of course came about because of slavery and white supemacy inflicted on the downtrodden by white interlopers, colonists and diamond merchants, doncha-know?!!!

Elsewhere in the world, things are heating up in and around Iran. Meh, when did they cool off.

Trump says Iran cease-fire is ‘over,’ vows to no longer deal with ‘sick people’ The revocation of oil sanctions waivers signals a hardening U.S. stance and raises questions about the viability of the Trump administration’s ongoing negotiations with Tehran. Further disruptions in the Strait of Hormuz could have significant implications for global energy markets and U.S. strategic interests in the region.

If the President no longer wants to deal with "sick people" when do we go after Leftists?! Because it's a miracle what's left of the Republic made it to 250 and if these vermin have their way, we're not making it to 275, let alone 500!

And speaking of which... 'Tokyo Bros' Go to Tehran to Call for 'Death to America,' and We Have Questions About Treason

What does it take to get arrested for treason around here, anyway? The last person to be arrested for working for the enemy and against the United States was Tomoya Kawakita, an American who switched sides to become a Japanese POW slave labor camp overseer who brutalized American soldiers in World War II. Then there was Tokyo Rose, who served the Imperial Japanese as a radio propagandist. Old Tokyo was arrested, tried, and convicted when she tried to get back into the U.S. after the war.
And that gives me an idea. I don't know about you, but I think that's a splendid idea for what I've dubbed the "Tokyo Bros," two American media influencers who went to Tehran to lead cheers with the "Death to America" crowd and fete the dead Iranian ayatollah. They claimed that the dead ayatollah was "fighting for humanity" against "evil" Zionists when he met his 72 old bags in the afterlife. 

That's no hyperbole. This guy, Jackson Hinkle, a communist and anti-American — but I repeat myself — was on stage and literally led a "Death to America" and "Down with America" chant over the weekend in an IRGC-approved massive crowd in Iran. We know it was an approved propaganda ploy because, were it a collection of thousands of "free" Iranians rising up against the dead-ender Twelvers, the Basij would have mowed them down like they did the estimated 42,000 souls murdered during Iranian street protests last January. Wink, wink.  Why would we want that treasonous bastard to come back to our country in anything less than a ball, chain, and leg irons? Then there was Sid Vicious Blumenthal's son (Hillary's boy, Media Matters et al.), Max Blumenthal, who visited Tehran to fanboy over what a great guy the dead ayatollah was and be the hypeman for "these popular mobilization rallies" that have been approved by our sworn enemies in the IRGC. I don't wish to be indelicate or anything, but we're in a hot war with Iran at the moment. We were just dropping bombs and strafing some bad hombres on Tuesday morning.

Hinkle amplified this message about killing the president while he was over in Tehran. We recognize that Americans have free speech rights, but ... pssst ... treason on foreign soil isn't protected free speech. Pass it on.

Max Blumenthal is one of the most heinous examples of what I call the "Self-gassing Jews" anywhere. And is Hinkle related to Adenoid Hinkle?

Line up the two against a wall and let them sandwich Jane Fonda for good measure and have a raffle where the winners get to be in the firing squad.

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1 Thank you, JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 08, 2026 07:33 AM (VyBeY)

2 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2026 07:33 AM (ExV1e)

3 Its Hump Day

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 08, 2026 07:33 AM (/+uur)

4 Morning, everyone! Day 3 of being stuck at home while higher ups fight over the contract.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 08, 2026 07:33 AM (/k3in)

5 I sometimes wonder if they thought that “acting white” might give the same results as “being white” … NAH

Posted by: SMOD at July 08, 2026 07:33 AM (IrKJc)

6 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

7 Dems knew about Platner and wanted him.
Who has the right to replace him?

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 08, 2026 07:34 AM (/+uur)

8 Willowed remark about Jeopardy hiring:

Final Jeopardy: Thomas Sowell.

This is my go to question to find closeted liberals.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


You're evil. I approve.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 08, 2026 07:35 AM (/k3in)

9 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2026 07:35 AM (jehhT)

10 Moronin', Hourse!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at July 08, 2026 07:37 AM (Gq9/0)

11 Good morning horde of MORONS!

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 08, 2026 07:37 AM (JNTt1)

12 Would you like fries with your order?

Posted by: Ronald Hamburger at July 08, 2026 07:37 AM (ceJ0R)

13 Despite occasional moments of insight—where he considered using scientific reasoning or the “scientific method”—he would ultimately dismiss these ideas with a comedic “Naaaaaahhh!”

Posted by: Theodoric of York at July 08, 2026 07:38 AM (IrKJc)

14 Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 08, 2026 07:38 AM (RIvkX)

15 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at July 08, 2026 07:38 AM (53oGX)

16 Trump and DHS are completely AWOL on H1b visas. They renewed almost every existing visa and American college graduates in the fields occupied by those visa holders are largely unemployed and being frozen out of those fields by foreign workers.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 08, 2026 07:39 AM (q1tXs)

17 Illegal Alien Soccer Coach Gets 30 Years in Prison for Filming Himself Raping Unconscious Boys

Five bucks says there will be at least one comment saying "American citizens do this too and in greater numbers!"

Posted by: NR Pax at July 08, 2026 07:39 AM (/k3in)

18 And speaking of the base, which is indeed Base, this vile garbage is the sine qua non of who and what the Democrats are...

And so, as always, the Democrat base is vile, at least in part, because the Democrat officeholders are vile and they push vileness as an electoral strategy. Destroying the country not for ideology but for continued power and the opportunity to steal from the masses.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2026 07:39 AM (ExV1e)

19 Sort of appropriate it is the Pfizer office building falling down in midtown.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2026 07:39 AM (U/Eoe)

20 Secretary of State Marco Rubio announced plans to let Americans use their phone or laptop camera to capture passport photos from home

Posted by: SMOD at July 08, 2026 07:39 AM (IrKJc)

21 Illegal Alien Soccer Coach Gets 30 Years in Prison for Filming Himself Raping Unconscious Boys

Concrete galoshes

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 08, 2026 07:40 AM (/+uur)

22 Huck Follywood

Only blue-helmeted construction workers allowed?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)

23 Willowed remark about Jeopardy hiring:"

I lost on Jeopardy, baby!

Posted by: man at July 08, 2026 07:41 AM (XuXeR)

24 "Robinson also ate at a Chick-fil-A hours before the shooting."

Well, that settles it. You know who else ate at Chick-fil-A?

Posted by: fd at July 08, 2026 07:42 AM (MWfyi)

25 The irony; Pfizer, the maker of Viagra, owned a building that wont stay erect.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2026 07:42 AM (jehhT)

26 Sort of appropriate it is the Pfizer office building falling down in midtown."

Sounds like a real "vax-scene" ...

Posted by: man at July 08, 2026 07:42 AM (XuXeR)

27 Activists Want Kids to Learn Black English in California Preschools

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Dick and muthafuckin' Jane see muthafuckin' Spot.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 08, 2026 07:42 AM (qBdHI)

28 "...Filming Himself Raping Unconscious Boys."
******
Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 08, 2026 07:43 AM (2Ez/1)

29 Activists Want Kids to Learn Black English in California Preschools"

"Oh stewardess, I speak jive "

Posted by: man at July 08, 2026 07:43 AM (XuXeR)

30 > Activists Want Kids to Learn Black English in California Preschools
---------
Jive, muthafucker... do you speak it?!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2026 07:44 AM (jehhT)

31 Despite holding elected office in Vermont, Helali lives primarily in Moscow, where he told Vermont’s White River Valley Herald he feels safer than in the United States. He also serves as the international secretary of the American Communist Party and works for an international law firm with operations across Asia, the Middle East, and Latin America. Before entering politics, he worked as a high school teacher in Hanover, New Hampshire.
===============
A teachers union member?

Of course he is. The shit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2026 07:44 AM (U/Eoe)

32 “It should be possible to do the repair within a week, stabilizing it, then going about the structural repair,” a top expert said.
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Unlike the "experts" who are 100% wrong about everything, this is one area where you want an expert who is 100% correct.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 08, 2026 07:45 AM (FZ29D)

33 "Caught in bed with an unconscious boy or a dead girl."

Posted by: Today's updated version at July 08, 2026 07:45 AM (2Ez/1)

34 We don’t have to ask ourselves what life looks like if a socialist wins

Right, there’s Khmer Rouge Cambodia, for example

Posted by: Common Tater at July 08, 2026 07:45 AM (ZwAf1)

35 Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?
Posted by: Anthony Weiner"

Of course it's OK. Otherwise, it's creeping homophobia.

/Scott Wiener, California State Senator

Posted by: man at July 08, 2026 07:46 AM (XuXeR)

36 Only blue-helmeted construction workers allowed?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)
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Well, I hope they checked everyone's vax status before letting them work on the building.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2026 07:46 AM (U/Eoe)

37 "Perfessor" Squirrel

IF the residential building is for the Mayor of NYC's darling illegal immigrants ...

Move along structural engineers. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

38 Yo ima teech yal wid dis song like beep bap boop.

Posted by: Cardi Beep at July 08, 2026 07:47 AM (MWfyi)

39 I saw Self Gassing Jews open for Danzing at the Olympiastadion in Berlin in 1990.

The show was a real gas!

Posted by: Helmet at July 08, 2026 07:47 AM (B8cIh)

40 I predict Platner refuses to bow out and still gets a large number of Dem votes in November, but still gets blown out by Collins something like 65-35…. But 35% of Mainers (all Dems) will vote for him no matter what

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 08, 2026 07:48 AM (qORvR)

41 Illegal Alien Soccer Coach Gets 30 Years in Prison for Filming Himself Raping Unconscious Boys

Who are we to criticize their culture?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 08, 2026 07:48 AM (ZwAf1)

42 Nicholas Kristof still has a job? I am truly amazed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2026 07:49 AM (U/Eoe)

43 Common Tater

Zimbabwe, Sudan, Somalia, North Korea, Albania, China, Russia, Germany, France, Spain, the UK, Venezuela, Nicaragua, Cambodia ...

The list is long.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ)

44 Structural analysis of partially failed buildings is dangerous business. Some heroic and technically fascinating techniques may come into play (one hopes). Too bad there isn't a gaggle of engineering press from Scientific American et al to get their noses right into that. I get a feeling that some scans beyond just weight-jacking might be used publicly for the first time.

1960 was not a suspect era for materials failures or cut corners. That International Style may have been stark and hard to live in, but it was transparent, literally, and 'honest.' Hard to believe there would be major computational errors in the original work -- although that needs to be looked into. Maybe the roof leaked. Our usual experts are already looking for any women or minorities who may have walked by the work site.

Personally I'm convinced that at the base of the buckled upright they will find a locked tin box with a singing frog inside.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 08, 2026 07:49 AM (zdLoL)

45 Thank the Lord, that ridiculous MOU is dead!

And I am quite pleased to say that I was wrong to call it a surrender; now, as things played out, I realize it was never more than a ridiculous piece of toilet paper that both sides fully intended to wipe their asses with in a couple of weeks.

I actually do feel sorry for Vance, who was ordered to go out and pretend it was something worthwhile.

I thought this Trump quote was notable at the time, even more so now: “If it works out, I'm going to take the credit. If it doesn't work out, I'm blaming JD.". (Not apocryphal. It’s on video)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2026 07:49 AM (VbqNm)

46 Of course it's OK. Otherwise, it's creeping homophobia.

/Scott Wiener, California State Senator
Posted by: man


We can't be offensive to the gay community! What would the neighbors think!?

As for that coach, let the parents end him.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 08, 2026 07:50 AM (/k3in)

47 The lawyers argued the conviction should be tossed altogether, claiming the now 19-year-old killer’s constitutional rights were violated because his first trial wasn’t fully accessible to the public. (so long as the public has rope and a lamppost - jjs)
Karmelo Anthony demands new judge, new trial in appeal of conviction for murdering Austin Metcalf


I'm willing to bet that this won't work out for Karmelo Anthony but I bet his lawyers will pull in some money from the racial faithful.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2026 07:52 AM (ExV1e)

48 Tom Servo

This is the President Eisenhower strategy, as shown to the public in The Hidden Hand Presidency.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ)

49 Leftist Group Reveals Troubling Allegation Against Potential Platner Replacement

Leftist Group Reveals That All Other Maine Democrats Are Worse Than Platner

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2026 07:53 AM (ExV1e)

50 So, Khanna is surely a hypocrite of epic proportions. But at least he’s sort of honest about his “billionaire” tax.
================
Ro Khanna is a lot more credulous than the usual grifter. He probably doesn't even realize he committed political seppuku in the last year.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2026 07:54 AM (U/Eoe)

51 And in other news, Will Wheaton is calling Dwayne Johnson a coward for staying quiet on politics. Regrettably, Dwayne missed a great opportunity to say "Shut up, Wesley."

Posted by: NR Pax at July 08, 2026 07:54 AM (/k3in)

52 "Personally I'm convinced that at the base of the buckled upright they will find a locked tin box with a singing frog inside.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 08, 2026 07:49 AM"
++++

>I wonder what that means in English.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 08, 2026 07:55 AM (2Ez/1)

53 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2026 07:57 AM (b1+/7)

54 “It should be possible to do the repair within a week, stabilizing it, then going about the structural repair,” a top expert said.
---
Unlike the "experts" who are 100% wrong about everything, this is one area where you want an expert who is 100% correct.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 08, 2026 07:45 AM (FZ29D)
>>>

"Perfessor" Squirrel

IF the residential building is for the Mayor of NYC's darling illegal immigrants ...

Move along structural engineers. Nothing to see here.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

Mayor Mamdani Builds His Dream NYC House

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2026 07:57 AM (wVcYX)

55 "Personally I'm convinced that at the base of the buckled upright they will find a locked tin box with a singing frog inside.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 08, 2026 07:49 AM"
++++

>I wonder what that means in English.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty


*opens box. Reads note.

"You're screwed".

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2026 07:58 AM (b1+/7)

56 >I wonder what that means in English"

Hello ma baby,
Hello my honey
Hello my rag time pal?

Posted by: man at July 08, 2026 07:58 AM (XuXeR)

57 > "Personally I'm convinced that at the base of the buckled upright they will find a locked tin box with a singing frog inside.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 08, 2026 07:49 AM"
++++

>I wonder what that means in English.
---------------
IIRC it's from an old cartoon... a one off thing from Chuck Jones. Bugs Bunny-ish.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2026 07:59 AM (jehhT)

58 Trump and DHS are completely AWOL on H1b visas. They renewed almost every existing visa and American college graduates in the fields occupied by those visa holders are largely unemployed and being frozen out of those fields by foreign workers.
Posted by: Vengeance at July 08, 2026 07:39 AM (q1tXs)


This is incorrect. New H1b applications are down and... the President's team determined that the President lacks the authority to change the rules where existing H1bs are concerned.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2026 07:59 AM (ExV1e)

59 Don't stop bombing until Pezeshkian shows up in DC to sign a surrender document.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 08, 2026 07:59 AM (RIvkX)

60 The owner of the Pfizer building just bought it last year. Ee've all experienced poor inspections probably, but this inspection screw up is epically terrible.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2026 08:00 AM (U/Eoe)

61 >I wonder what that means in English.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

You youngsters have no cultural appreciation.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2026 08:00 AM (wVcYX)

62 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 08, 2026 08:00 AM (2YhKe)

63 I wonder what that means in English"

Hello ma baby,
Hello my honey
Hello my rag time pal?
Posted by: man


* snort

Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2026 08:01 AM (b1+/7)

64 Balint told CNN. “There will be people, I think some of my own supporters, who will turn on me, because I still believe in a two-state solution. I still do. I still believe that Israel should be safe and secure. I believe that the Palestinians have been so ill-treated for so long and deserve a safe and secure homeland.

unpossible

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 08, 2026 08:03 AM (/+uur)

65 The "executive director" of the Maine Demofascist Party is not terrible looking.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2026 08:03 AM (U/Eoe)

66 “There will be people, I think some of my own supporters, who will turn on me, because I still believe in a two-state solution. I still do. I still believe that Israel should be safe and secure. I believe that the Palestinians have been so ill-treated for so long and deserve a safe and secure homeland. I do not believe Israel should be dismantled.”


There is no such place as this 'palestine.' It's made up to garner sympathy for a roving band of incorrigible nomads who do nothing but destroy everywhere they go. They're not ill-treated. They get what they deserve. They leach. They pillage. They destroy. They're the product of what is the muslham cult that can't even exist within itself.

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 08, 2026 08:03 AM (2YhKe)

67 Troll's lithium needs to be adjusted.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 08, 2026 08:03 AM (RIvkX)

68 We Must Have a Rebirth of Instinctive Patriotism
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Not a healthy instinct when 35% of your supposed countrymen want you dead.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2026 08:03 AM (iSDSm)

69 Illegal Alien Soccer Coach Gets 30 Years in Prison for Filming Himself Raping Unconscious Boys

Who are we to criticize their culture?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 08, 2026 07:48 AM (ZwAf1)


Should have moved in with Roman Polanski.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2026 08:03 AM (ExV1e)

70 >I wonder what that means in English.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 08, 2026 07:55 AM (2Ez/1)

You don’t remember Michigan J. Frog?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2026 08:04 AM (VbqNm)

71 I would know nothing of opera if not for Bugs Bunny.

This is why young people today are so uncultured.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 08, 2026 08:05 AM (RIvkX)

72 Maine Demofascist Party director

https://tinyurl.com/3nfwa4bn

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2026 08:05 AM (U/Eoe)

73 Trump says Iran cease-fire is ‘over,’ vows to no longer deal with ‘sick people’ The revocation of oil sanctions waivers signals a hardening U.S. stance and raises questions about the viability of the Trump administration’s ongoing negotiations with Tehran. Further disruptions in the Strait of Hormuz could have significant implications for global energy markets and U.S. strategic interests in the region.



But, this can't be. I was told that Trump was a stupid poopyhead and Iran took him as the fool that he is and would be wiping the floor with America, it's military and all the incompetent boobs that thought they could work a deal with islhamic fanatics.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 08, 2026 08:05 AM (2YhKe)

74 But 35% of Mainers (all Dems) will vote for him no matter what

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I'm 100% convinced a majority of Dem voters would gladly pull the lever for S*tan himself to "get Trump." Then they'd post it to their social media for the accolades, after signing their names in blood on selling their souls to the Devil himself.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 08, 2026 08:05 AM (qBdHI)

75 Huck Follywood

Can you, as a pragmatic individual, trust a Leftist? Even if superficially pretty? You are a better man than I, Gunga Din.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

76 The owner of the Pfizer building just bought it last year. Ee've all experienced poor inspections probably, but this inspection screw up is epically terrible.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


When Pfizer moved out, they took all the Viagra with them. And you can see what happened.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2026 08:06 AM (b1+/7)

77 Illegal Alien Soccer Coach Gets 30 Years in Prison for Filming Himself Raping Unconscious Boys
---------

On what planet should this person ever get out of prison?

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2026 08:06 AM (iSDSm)

78 Thank the Lord, that ridiculous MOU is dead!

==

HOW DARE YOU !

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2026 08:06 AM (GD0B3)

79 Line up the two against a wall and let them sandwich Jane Fonda for good measure and have a raffle where the winners get to be in the firing squad.


I'm betting a dent could be put in the national debt bullshit should this be done at $20 a ticket.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 08, 2026 08:07 AM (2YhKe)

80 JD Vance is starting to really worry me. Far from repudiating Tucker Qatarlson, he is starting to sound line he wants to get his vote in the next election.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2026 08:08 AM (U/Eoe)

81 I think ridding the country of 600,000 CCP students is of greater national importance.

They are cultivating and funding anti-Americanism in academia. Why do we allow this?

We need more well-trained communists who are taught from birth to hate the United States?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 08, 2026 08:08 AM (RIvkX)

82 52 "Personally I'm convinced that at the base of the buckled upright they will find a locked tin box with a singing frog inside.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 08, 2026 07:49 AM"
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>I wonder what that means in English.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 08, 2026 07:55 AM
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Whoa. Obscure Archaic Cultural References for 400, Alex:

"Michigan is discovered inside a metal box sealed within the cornerstone of a recently demolished building by a hapless construction worker."

https://tinyurl.com/2469x4ct

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 08, 2026 08:09 AM (2Ez/1)

83 Britain’s ruling Labour Party is proposing new restrictions on social media during election campaigns, arguing that existing laws have failed to keep pace with the influence of online platforms, in yet another proposal to curb free speech online. Deputy Labour leader Lucy Powell said millions of voters now get their news through social media feeds, complaining that this allows falsehoods, deepfakes, and coordinated misinformation to spread rapidly.

Allowed Facebook postings are now increased from 30 per month to 20 per.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 08, 2026 08:09 AM (/+uur)

84 "Personally I'm convinced that at the base of the buckled upright they will find a locked tin box with a singing frog inside.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 08, 2026 07:49 AM"
++++

>I wonder what that means in English.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 08, 2026 07:55 AM (2Ez/1)


It references a Looney Tunes cartoon titled "One Froggy Evening". I can't find the full cartoon but this will give you an idea.

https://youtu.be/6OCzxCHMrpU

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2026 08:10 AM (ExV1e)

85 > If the President no longer wants to deal with "sick people" when do we go after Leftists?!

I nominate JJS to be Trump's "Jethro"† and advice him to represent We The People before God, deal with the difficult matters, show the Republican politicians how to competently do their job and smack the Enemedia around.

Then delegate out to leaders who are capable, God-fearing, trustworthy and not motivated by dishonest gain or bribes to "deal with the 'sick people'" and other reprobates who are crab-bucketing the US into a third world shit hole economy, culture and lifestyle.


† Exodus 18:13-26

Posted by: Community Notes at July 08, 2026 08:11 AM (/TiS1)

86 Whoa. Obscure Archaic Cultural References for 400, Alex:
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Get off my lawn.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 08, 2026 08:11 AM (RIvkX)

87 Hegseth cancelled his visit to Jerusalem. I wish he and Trump just pack up and leave that stupid NATO conclave in Constantinople. If those people need anything they can fly to DC.

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2026 08:12 AM (GD0B3)

88 Whoa. Obscure Archaic Cultural References for 400, Alex:



Merrie Melodies FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 08, 2026 08:12 AM (2YhKe)

89 I just feel better when they are on US soil...even with the crazies among us...

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2026 08:13 AM (GD0B3)

90 I would know nothing of opera if not for Bugs Bunny.

This is why young people today are so uncultured."

*ruffles thru stack of Classics Illustrated

Posted by: man at July 08, 2026 08:13 AM (XuXeR)

91 But, this can't be. I was told that Trump was a stupid poopyhead and Iran took him as the fool that he is and would be wiping the floor with America, it's military and all the incompetent boobs that thought they could work a deal with islhamic fanatics.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 08, 2026 08:05 AM (2YhKe)

My biggest problem was that I didn’t want to admit to myself that everything Trump was saying about it in person and on social media was ridiculous lies, and he knew they were ridiculous lies. (I foolishly pay attention to the things he says)
But I have to remember that it’s ok because he’s “our” liar, not like Obama who was “their” liar.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2026 08:13 AM (VbqNm)

92 Forterra, a U.S. builder of autonomous vehicles, revealed today that more than 100 of its self-driving ATVs have been deployed in conflict zones in Ukraine for the past nine months, in what the company believes is the largest deployment of autonomous ground vehicles in combat by any U.S. defense tech company.
==============
Little jeep-like vehicles that deliver munitions and food to front line troops. Kind of interesting.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2026 08:14 AM (U/Eoe)

93 86 Whoa. Obscure Archaic Cultural References for 400, Alex:
=====

Get off my lawn.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 08, 2026 08:11 AM
***"

LOL.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 08, 2026 08:15 AM (2Ez/1)

94 77 Illegal Alien Soccer Coach Gets 30 Years in Prison for Filming Himself Raping Unconscious Boys
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On what planet should this person ever get out of prison?
Posted by: ...
****

He is a child rapist. If he does not go straight into isolation, he does not last 30 *hours* in prison.

Posted by: clarence at July 08, 2026 08:15 AM (vcWod)

95 I think I retained more useless knowledge from Saturday morning cartoons than from all the years I went to school.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2026 08:15 AM (jehhT)

96 Britain’s ruling Labour Party is proposing new restrictions"

They "mean to govern well, but they mean to govern"

Posted by: man at July 08, 2026 08:15 AM (XuXeR)

97 I think I retained more useless knowledge from Saturday morning cartoons than from all the years I went to school.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Fist bump.
Slowpoke Rodriguez, Speedy's cousin? Stoner.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2026 08:17 AM (b1+/7)

98 Good morning Horde. Thx JJ. Happy Hump Day.
Poor Andrew Gillum. A black man can't travel the South with a stockpile of meth and coke , while engaging in sodomy throughout the Confederacy without white police harassment.
Jim Crow it is . Jim Crow

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2026 08:17 AM (a7PbZ)

99 "He is a child rapist. If he does not go straight into isolation, he does not last 30 *hours* in prison.
Posted by: clarence at July 08, 2026 08:15 AM"
-----
It will also require a millstone.

Posted by: Matthew 18:6 at July 08, 2026 08:18 AM (2Ez/1)

100 Moar Lies:

Turkey needs F-35 fighters.

Turkey is a strategic adversary. They do not share our goals. Turkey is a fascist Islamist dictatorship. Why we are treating them as an ally? It is another huge miscalculation.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 08, 2026 08:19 AM (RIvkX)

101 I think I retained more useless knowledge from Saturday morning cartoons than from all the years I went to school.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2026 08:15 AM (jehhT)

I learned a lot of physics from Roadrunner vs Coyote. Trompe l'oeil, too.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2026 08:19 AM (wVcYX)

102 “The tax should not stop at billionaires,” he wrote on his Substack. “The tax has to reach all fortunes $50 million and up.”

So why is the bill he sponsored along with Sen. Bernie Sanders called the “Make Billionaires Pay Their Fair Share Act”?

Bet they drop a zero in committee.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 08, 2026 08:19 AM (/+uur)

103 "...while engaging in sodomy throughout the Confederacy without white police harassment.
Jim Crow it is . Jim Crow."
_____

That's Jim Eagle, man.

Posted by: Creepy Joe at July 08, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1)

104
My biggest problem was that I didn’t want to admit to myself that everything Trump was saying about it in person and on social media was ridiculous lies, and he knew they were ridiculous lies. (I foolishly pay attention to the things he says)
But I have to remember that it’s ok because he’s “our” liar, not like Obama who was “their” liar.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2026 08:13 AM (VbqNm)



Trump is a deal maker. He's always been and always will be a deal maker. He attempted to make a deal. He didn't lie, he just portrayed what he felt he would be able to get diplomacy done because he's the best deal maker he's ever met.

The deal didn't work, so he's doing what he started doing and bombing the shit out of them in a likely attempt to get them back to the table. If they refuse, they'll prolly die.

It's sad people STILL don't know who Trump is, IMHO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 08, 2026 08:20 AM (2YhKe)

105 But I have to remember that it’s ok because he’s “our” liar, not like Obama who was “their” liar.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2026 08:13 AM (VbqNm)

Take Trump seriously, not literally — Selena Zito

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 08, 2026 08:21 AM (cq1gA)

106 “The tax should not stop at billionaires,” he wrote on his Substack. “The tax has to reach all fortunes $50 million and up.”

So why is the bill he sponsored along with Sen. Bernie Sanders called the “Make Billionaires Pay Their Fair Share Act”?

Bet they drop a zero in committee.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 08, 2026 08:19 AM (/+uur)

My $50 fortune is at risk!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2026 08:21 AM (wVcYX)

107 95 I think I retained more useless knowledge from Saturday morning cartoons than from all the years I went to school.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2026 08:15 AM
+++
Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: Rocky and Bullwinkle at July 08, 2026 08:21 AM (2Ez/1)

108 “The tax should not stop at billionaires,” he wrote on his Substack. “The tax has to reach all fortunes $50 million and up.”



How DARE YOU be successful and deny Government ALL THAT MONEY.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 08, 2026 08:22 AM (2YhKe)

109
Yesterday, there was a discussion here about some cartoonists and their perennial leftist idiot politics. I remembered loving Wizard of ID and BC growing up and so surmised that the artist Johnny Hart was probably no lib.

How correct I was! I just found his obituary from 2007 in the LA Times reflecting on not his life or accomplishments but guess what, how "controversial" he was. Which of course 98.5% of the time means Christian.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2026 08:22 AM (iSDSm)

110 107 95 I think I retained more useless knowledge from Saturday morning cartoons than from all the years I went to school.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2026 08:15 AM
+++
Sitting right here, boss.
Posted by: Rocky and Bullwinkle at July 08, 2026 08:21 AM (2Ez/1)


Quiet, you!

Posted by: Mr. Peabody and Sherman at July 08, 2026 08:22 AM (2X2jr)

111 There are good vids on YouTube about the corrections needed on the Citicorp Building. The original architect was a real stand up guy admitting he made mistakes.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2026 08:23 AM (a7PbZ)

112 Trump is a deal maker. He's always been and always will be a deal maker. He attempted to make a deal.
=====

Making any "deal" with Iran is a fool's errand.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 08, 2026 08:24 AM (RIvkX)

113 +++
Sitting right here, boss.
Posted by: Rocky and Bullwinkle at July 08, 2026 08:21 AM (2Ez/1)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Aesop's Fables at July 08, 2026 08:24 AM (2YhKe)

114 Well, Trump had the big July 4th on the mall...so it was an okay time to go back in Iran...he'll be out again before the car race in DC in August...

Also distracts from Mitch...

Not that I've gotten cynical on Iran...but we have been off again and on again for awhile...

Then again, I can't be sad...Iran had this coming...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 08, 2026 08:24 AM (tOcjL)

115
Making any "deal" with Iran is a fool's errand.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 08, 2026 08:24 AM (RIvkX)



Oh FFS.....I guess Trump is just a stupid poopyhead.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 08, 2026 08:24 AM (2YhKe)

116 Turkey is a strategic adversary. They do not share our goals. Turkey is a fascist Islamist dictatorship. Why we are treating them as an ally? It is another huge miscalculation.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 08, 2026 08:19 AM (RIvkX)

And Trump totally trusts and has faith in the Iranians to negotiate honestly. He got completely bamboozled, the dummy.

Until those -35s land in Ankara, I remain unconvinced the sale will actually occur.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 08, 2026 08:25 AM (xA5g+)

117 Turkey is a strategic adversary. They do not share our goals. Turkey is a fascist Islamist dictatorship. Why we are treating them as an ally? It is another huge miscalculation.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 08, 2026 08:19 AM (RIvkX)


They are a member of NATO. Legally, they are an ally. Yet another reason while multinational agreements are asinine.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2026 08:25 AM (ExV1e)

118 Trump has two camps pulling him in different directions. There is the realist camp and there a fantasist camp. The realists told him that you can't waste your time on terrorists and lets finish it. The fantasists told him, that hey these are new people, not the same people, let's make a deal with them, Like Venezuela! And they will still try to sell him back to the MOU. Careful reading of what he actually said is , if they want to negotiate back , they have to come to me. "As far as I am concerned, it is over." They might go back to him, under the guise of , "we had no idea! we have no control over THOSE people firing at tankers! We are shocked gambling is going on !"

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2026 08:25 AM (GD0B3)

119 Many if not most states, Rape was long a Capital offense. The high court struck that down many decades ago. It’s educational so to speak, to see how decisions made so long ago start to accumulate. Slowly at first. Then all at once.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 08, 2026 08:25 AM (s+1tz)

120 110 107 95 I think I retained more useless knowledge from Saturday morning cartoons than from all the years I went to school.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2026 08:15 AM
+++
Sitting right here, boss.
Posted by: Rocky and Bullwinkle at July 08, 2026 08:21 AM

Quiet, you!
Posted by: Mr. Peabody and Sherman at July 08, 2026 08:22 AM
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Is this about us?

Posted by: Fractured Fairy Tales at July 08, 2026 08:26 AM (2Ez/1)

121 From Johnny Hart's LA Times obituary - the appropriate place to talk about how "controversial" someone was unless they were a Black Panther or Weather Underground, in which case, ceaseless incontrovertible American Hero!!!

Apparently Mr.Hart was a relatively late convert to Christianity. From the LA Times:

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He did not hesitate to express his religious views in other forums, telling the Washington Post in a 1999 interview, “Jews and Muslims who don’t accept Jesus will burn in hell,” and “Homosexuality is the handiwork of Satan,” and “The end of the world is approaching, maybe by the year 2010.”
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Posted by: ... at July 08, 2026 08:26 AM (iSDSm)

122 Mornin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at July 08, 2026 08:27 AM (77rzZ)

123 "the artist Johnny Hart"

There were crosses and Christian themes in a number of BC strips as I recall.

Posted by: fd at July 08, 2026 08:27 AM (MWfyi)

124 while engaging in sodomy throughout the Confederacy without white police harassment.
Jim Crow it is . Jim Crow."

Just think of the poor bastard who rents the motel room after Andy gets done spraying his ass juice all over the room.

Posted by: Grab A Mop at July 08, 2026 08:28 AM (B8cIh)

125 "Making any "deal" with Iran is a fool's errand.
Posted by: San Franpsycho"

Even no deal is a deal.

Posted by: fd at July 08, 2026 08:28 AM (MWfyi)

126 “We talk about multilinguals, but we don’t include Black children who may be African-American English speakers,” said Xigrid Soto-Boykin, director of the Children’s Equity Project at Arizona State University, told KQED. “We completely miss this subgroup of children that could also benefit from their language backgrounds to be sustained, but also to be leveraged for their own learning.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 08, 2026 08:29 AM (/+uur)

127 In Preliminary Rate Filings, Affordable Care Act Marketplace Insurers Largely Propose Double-Digit Premium Increase For 2027, Following a Steep Climb This Year

Posted by: SMOD at July 08, 2026 08:31 AM (RHGPo)

128 Pfizer was a major client of the company that employed me back in 2000-2003. I was in that headquarters building a few times back in those days. They had a very impressive cafeteria...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 08, 2026 08:31 AM (nbLIj)

129 58 Trump and DHS are completely AWOL on H1b visas. They renewed almost every existing visa and American college graduates in the fields occupied by those visa holders are largely unemployed and being frozen out of those fields by foreign workers.
Posted by: Vengeance at July 08, 2026 07:39 AM (q1tXs)

This is incorrect. New H1b applications are down and... the President's team determined that the President lacks the authority to change the rules where existing H1bs are concerned.
_-_
...but we have the house, senate, and presidency. I am pretty sure the following is easy to pass: "“Layoffs should trigger a revocation of a company’s work visas”

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 08, 2026 08:32 AM (PyHTz)

130 IMO there was never a MOU. The "understanding" being key, in that there was none. Certainly not by Iran's mullahs and the IRGC.

But the whole episode was wrapped in "diplomacy." That unto itself was for domestic consumption. For the chattering class and their hangers on. It's going to be difficult to keep using terms like "war monger" and pin it on Trump after all this.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2026 08:32 AM (jehhT)

131 Math Professor : describe the Pythagorean theorum
DEI Ebonics student: fashnizzle , yo

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2026 08:33 AM (a7PbZ)

132 ...but we have the house, senate, and presidency. I am pretty sure the following is easy to pass: "“Layoffs should trigger a revocation of a company’s work visas”
Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 08, 2026 08:32 AM (PyHTz)



"In the case of corporation RIF's, the first on the list should be individuals imported from other countries."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 08, 2026 08:33 AM (2YhKe)

133 "the artist Johnny Hart"
+++
As a ten year old reading BC comic strips, I never questioned the physics of carving a message onto a stone slab, throwing it in the surf, watching it float away with the tide, and patiently waiting for it to return with a reply.

Sure. Why not?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 08, 2026 08:33 AM (2Ez/1)

134 126 “We talk about multilinguals, but we don’t include Black children who may be African-American English speakers,” said Xigrid Soto-Boykin, director of the Children’s Equity Project at Arizona State University, told KQED. “We completely miss this subgroup of children that could also benefit from their language backgrounds to be sustained, but also to be leveraged for their own learning.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 08, 2026 08:29 AM (/+uur)


Fo Shizzle!

Posted by: Lavonta'MaDarius'Shaquaan Biscoe, Ed.D at July 08, 2026 08:33 AM (2X2jr)

135 Math Professor : describe the Pythagorean theorum
DEI Ebonics student: fashnizzle , yo
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2026 08:33 AM (a7PbZ)



Since the millennials are now re-inventing ebonics, what are they going to call it?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 08, 2026 08:34 AM (2YhKe)

136 I do sincerely hope that our military objective is now to completely and permanently remove their ability to control shipping in the straits , and remove their ability to fire missiles at will into their regional neighbors.

If the goal of any military operation is simply to obtain more favorable ceasefire terms, then you’re stuck in a Forever War, and I hope that Trump doesn’t need to learn the hard way how easy it is to get stuck in a Forever War.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2026 08:34 AM (VbqNm)

137 Today Is National Ice Cream Sundae Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 08, 2026 08:35 AM (NpAcC)

138 "Activists Want Kids to Learn Black English in California Preschools"

It's "African American English". Yo.

Posted by: fd at July 08, 2026 08:35 AM (MWfyi)

139 Who names their kid Xigrid?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 08, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)

140 "Trump orders halt to US trade with Spain over NATO spending, Iran"

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/ trump-says-ordered-cutting-off-081707490.html

Posted by: Nova Local at July 08, 2026 08:35 AM (tOcjL)

141 I hate the term Good Friday
Why
My Lord was hanged on a Tree that Day
If you were to be hanged that day, and he volunteered to take your place, how would you feel?
Good
Have a nice day!

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 08, 2026 08:36 AM (/+uur)

142 126 Posted by: r hennigantx at July 08, 2026 08:29 AM (/+uur)
------------------
I think universities may have to be ripped down to the struts and rebuilt, to fully excise this kind of shit-for-brains thinking.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2026 08:36 AM (U/Eoe)

143 139 Who names their kid Xigrid?
Posted by: I gotta ask at July 08, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)

World famous Tic Tac To player.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 08, 2026 08:36 AM (/+uur)

144 As a ten year old reading BC comic strips, I never questioned the physics of carving a message onto a stone slab, throwing it in the surf, watching it float away with the tide, and patiently waiting for it to return with a reply.

Sure. Why not?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 08, 2026 08:33 AM (2Ez/1)

Lava Rock

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 08, 2026 08:37 AM (/+uur)

145 . “We completely miss this subgroup of children that could also benefit from their language backgrounds to be sustained, but also to be leveraged for their own learning.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 08, 2026 08:29 AM (/+uur)



In other words, segregation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 08, 2026 08:37 AM (2YhKe)

146 A Scrabble enthusiast.

Posted by: Just the punchline at July 08, 2026 08:38 AM (2Ez/1)

147 OT, but hilarious example of sports announcers only listening to their own blather. 2 women tennis players were just entering the court at Wimbledon. The one talking head is going on about one of them on a winning streak. Then the camera shows Camilla Parker Bowles taking her seat in the royal box. The host says "There's the queen," and the other talking head, still referring to the tennis player, says "and she's coming in hot."
No, she most definitely wasn't coming in hot.

Posted by: Wally at July 08, 2026 08:38 AM (0e5Te)

148 I think universities may have to be ripped down to the struts and rebuilt, to fully excise this kind of shit-for-brains thinking.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


Throw in sweet cleansing fire before rebuilding. Just to make sure.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 08, 2026 08:38 AM (/k3in)

149 Math Professor : describe the Pythagorean theorum
The one those old greek homos stole?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 08, 2026 08:38 AM (Kt19C)

150 "Activists Want Kids to Learn Black English in California Preschools"

It's "African American English". Yo.
Posted by: fd at July 08, 2026 08:35 AM (MWfyi)
====

This entire conversation about "racial" vernacular having some sort of legitimacy or purpose is sick, twisted, and perverted. It corrupts the fundamental use of language which is to communicate.

Say, how about we further isolate minority groups by rendering their speech even more incomprehensible?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 08, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)

151 139 Who names their kid Xigrid?
Posted by: I gotta ask at July 08, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)


Xteve and Xally Soto-Boykin

Posted by: DonTavius Shabazz Obamavious Biscoe, Ed.D at July 08, 2026 08:38 AM (2X2jr)

152 "Activists Want Kids to Learn Black English in California Preschools"

If the media had ignored this story like they ignore a lot of stuff we never would have heard about it. What the media chooses to promote says everything about the media.

Posted by: fd at July 08, 2026 08:39 AM (MWfyi)

153 Rep. Becca Balint (D-VT) said a fellow House Democrat dismissed concerns about antisemitism by claiming it is no longer a problem because “all the Jews are rich.

This is a very ends focused argument the left makes occasionally. How do we know there is "white supremacy"? Well whites have more money then blacks so obviously whites are holding black people down.

But they implement this in a very haphazard way. So for example homosexuals are wealthier then straight people in the US and...THAT doesn't indicate discrimination against straight people....

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2026 08:39 AM (sKqQm)

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