Walrus Birthday Party Cafe

Japan in bloom
Quan Vu

Baby cheetah.

Head tilt training.

Referees getting involved in the fight.

Drone tour of the Parthenon.

When a helicopter's rotors are perfectly synced with a camera's shutter, they appear to not move at all as the chopper flies.

Shy armadillo.

Adopted dog loves its owner..🐕🐾😍 pic.twitter.com/mNqYvf1dGY
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) July 7, 2026

Don't forget to water your bears..🐻🐾🚿😅 pic.twitter.com/Of0YkR90gF
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) July 7, 2026

Horse waits patiently for the cat to jump on its back and takes kitty for a ride..🐎🐾🐈😍 pic.twitter.com/45PSWruVkt
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) July 7, 2026

A zoo in northeast China’s Dalian City released a video of keepers holding a birthday party for an 8-year-old walrus.

Despite not knowing what’s happening, the walrus is enjoying the party, blowing the candles and enjoying the gifts, fishes. pic.twitter.com/X7ZfDJteTm
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 7, 2026

Hyakusaiji Temple in Japan, over 1,400 years old. pic.twitter.com/iU18Yfx8XK
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 7, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 Nooded. G'night, all.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 07, 2026 07:31 PM (NcvvS)

2 !

Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 07, 2026 07:31 PM (Hq4Df)

3 I come here on a nood and make first?

Posted by: Reforger at July 07, 2026 07:31 PM (Moh1b)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)

5 And, SPONGE!!!!

Posted by: Nazdar at July 07, 2026 07:31 PM (NcvvS)

6 Horse waits patiently for the cat to jump on its back and takes kitty for a ride.

Ride'em, Meowboy!

That's a nice arrangement. The horse's hair and hide are tough so it doesn't even feel the claws, and the cat seems to know that and isn't afraid to use them to climb on.

Posted by: Delurker at July 07, 2026 07:33 PM (2Drhq)

7 >>Shy armadillo.

I haven't been called that since my honeymoon!

Posted by: Al at July 07, 2026 07:33 PM (3S7YA)

8 Good evening Ace. Thank you for all you do!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 07, 2026 07:34 PM (NnhvP)

9 So I refuse to click to the yewchoobs and now I have to have an X login. Oh well, this was fun while it lasted.

Posted by: Will B at July 07, 2026 07:34 PM (whjYY)

10 Cafe!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 07, 2026 07:35 PM (7gFa4)

11 Why does David Hogg keep breaking into my house?

Posted by: Pencil-Dicked Nazi at July 07, 2026 07:35 PM (umm7K)

12 Baby cheetah is too cutte, until it is full grown

Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2026 07:35 PM (Ia/+0)

13 Every cat should have a horse.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 07, 2026 07:35 PM (RIvkX)

14 Has it veen s good day, horde?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 07, 2026 07:35 PM (7gFa4)

15 >>Posted by: Reforger at July 07, 2026 07:31 PM (Moh1b)

Not this time, amigo, my hand problems seldom give me a first, but occasionally give me the nood!

Posted by: Nazdar at July 07, 2026 07:35 PM (NcvvS)

16 Goo goo goo g'joob
Goo goo goo g'joob
Happy Birthday dear walrus
Goo goo goo g'joob

Posted by: I am he as you are me at July 07, 2026 07:36 PM (TbWk/)

17 That picture is AI!

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 07:36 PM (GD0B3)

18 Nazdar, inlight of that Congratulations.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2026 07:37 PM (afJtY)

19 Walruses are good. Thank you, Ace!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 07, 2026 07:37 PM (0sNs1)

20 The issue is whether the Democrats hate Nazi rapists or America more.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 07, 2026 07:37 PM (ndZc7)

21 Has it veen s good day, horde?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 07, 2026 07:35 PM (7gFa4)

Yup!
Great day for Geezer Golf.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2026 07:39 PM (2WIwB)

22 "It's good that Democrats have an anti-democratic streak to keep Democrat voters from actually getting what they want because Democrat voters keep voting for racist Nazi rapists. Now, on to defeating Republicans all fair and square without any effort to undermine the democratic process because that would be undemocratic."
-average leftist troll right now

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 07:40 PM (uO3MK)

23
Garçon, there's a cat whisker in my soup!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 07:40 PM (O0L8i)

24 Drone tour of the Parthenon.

Love this stuff. The Youtube channel History in 3D has amazing aerial and ground-level tours of ancient Rome. They've been working on their incredibly detailed, full 3D reconstruction for over FIFTEEN years, long before AI, and still have a long ways to go. All the major stuff is done, a lot of the outskirts and the warehouse district not even started yet.

Posted by: Delurker at July 07, 2026 07:41 PM (2Drhq)

25 20 The issue is whether the Democrats hate Nazi rapists or America more.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 07, 2026 07:37 PM (ndZc7)

I think the answer to that question is self-evident.

Posted by: Nazi rapists get 'em wet, they just pretend otherwise at July 07, 2026 07:41 PM (TbWk/)

26 Good day, eh. I could be all pissy because I'm still waiting on the plumber but I choose not to.

I'll gladly buy a round for the house.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2026 07:42 PM (afJtY)

27 So I refuse to click to the yewchoobs and now I have to have an X login. Oh well, this was fun while it lasted.
Posted by: Will B

Change the x to 'xcancel' (no quotes).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 07, 2026 07:43 PM (NnhvP)

28 The Hyakusaiji Temple reminds me of Spirited Away, which makes me wonder if Miyazaki took inspiration from it when animating some of sets.

Posted by: It's really cool in any event at July 07, 2026 07:43 PM (TbWk/)

29
Has it been a good day, horde?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 07, 2026 07:35 PM (7gFa4)

_______________

Yes'm. Got a project (9 billable hours) finished and completed my non-patent literature collecting. Almost 8000 papers in my database. Now on to patching it all up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 07:43 PM (O0L8i)

30 Update on Mrs. F. Discharged with oral meds about 2 hours ago.

b"h for good health.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 07, 2026 07:44 PM (RIvkX)

31
Update on Mrs. F. Discharged with oral meds about 2 hours ago.

b"h for good health.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 07, 2026 07:44 PM (RIvkX)

____________

Huzzah! Give her the Horde's best wishes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 07:45 PM (O0L8i)

32 SanFranpsycho, I know you will be a diligent nurse. Glad that she is home.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2026 07:45 PM (afJtY)

33 The weird thing about xcancel is that you get a quick screen calling you out for doing what you're doing...and then it lets you do it anyway.

Posted by: Delurker at July 07, 2026 07:45 PM (2Drhq)

34 Posted by: San Franpsycho

Congrats, here is to continued healing.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 07, 2026 07:46 PM (NnhvP)

35 Walruses are good. Thank you, Ace!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 07, 2026 07:37 PM

So Duncanthrax you have eaten at Ace's before?

Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2026 07:47 PM (Ia/+0)

36
At least now Americans no longer have to pretend to be interested in soccer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 07:47 PM (O0L8i)

37 Update on Mrs. F. Discharged with oral meds about 2 hours ago.

b"h for good health.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 07, 2026 07:44 PM (RIvkX)

Nice to get good news, thanks for sharing.

Posted by: Heh heh. Oral. Heh heh heh. at July 07, 2026 07:47 PM (TbWk/)

38 AZ deplorable, big hug to the both of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2026 07:47 PM (afJtY)

39 30 Update on Mrs. F. Discharged with oral meds about 2 hours ago.

b"h for good health.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

So good to hear. Prayers continue, sweet husband.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 07, 2026 07:48 PM (k1CAF)

40 Horse waits patiently for the cat to jump on its back and takes kitty for a ride.

Convenient way to carry a snake killer. Horses can't hold a shotgun.

Posted by: DaveA at July 07, 2026 07:48 PM (FhXTo)

41 Good day, eh. I could be all pissy because I'm still waiting on the plumber but I choose not to.

I'll gladly buy a round for the house.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2026 07:42 PM

Make sure to tell him "Remember, cold is on the right."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 07, 2026 07:50 PM (0sNs1)

42 I am guessing, not know much about fighting sporting, that referees are former fighters

Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2026 07:51 PM (Ia/+0)

43 Evening, All.

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 07:51 PM (77rzZ)

44 >>Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2026 07:37 PM (afJtY)

Blessings upon you, Ben Had.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 07, 2026 07:51 PM (NcvvS)

45 40 Horse waits patiently for the cat to jump on its back and takes kitty for a ride.

Convenient way to carry a snake killer. Horses can't hold a shotgun.
Posted by: DaveA at July 07, 2026 07:48 PM (FhXTo
Trigger carried two sixguns.

Posted by: Eromero at July 07, 2026 07:51 PM (UYYJi)

46 Duncanthrax, this is a biggy. Two cutoffs, 7 joints all in 2 inch pipe buried 3 + feet down

Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2026 07:52 PM (afJtY)

47
US defeats Belgium 5-4 after mail-in goals are counted in California.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 07:53 PM (O0L8i)

48 >>Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 07, 2026 07:44 PM (RIvkX)

Blessings upon her, and you, SFP.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 07, 2026 07:53 PM (NcvvS)

49 At least now Americans no longer have to pretend to be interested in soccer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Huh. I've never felt compelled to be interested in metric gayball.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 07, 2026 07:53 PM (/LYxC)

50 I just like to see if I have a painting that matches the post. I do have a Japanese garden. See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at July 07, 2026 07:53 PM (KC5Lt)

51 So Duncanthrax you have eaten at Ace's before?
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2026 07:47 PM

He said that, unfortunately, hoboes were out of season.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 07, 2026 07:53 PM (0sNs1)

52 Update on Mrs. F. Discharged with oral meds about 2 hours ago.

b"h for good health.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 07, 2026 07:44 PM (RIvkX)

Thats great, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 07, 2026 07:54 PM (zZu0s)

53 He said that, unfortunately, hoboes were out of season.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Isn't that what chest freezers are for?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 07, 2026 07:54 PM (diia5)

54 They’ll show up in their red hooded Handmaid costumes to vote for Platner.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2026 07:55 PM (ZVgZ4)

55 US defeats Belgium 5-4 after mail-in goals are counted in California.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 07:53 PM (O0L8i)

If you came up with that it's brilliant.

Posted by: polynikes at July 07, 2026 07:55 PM (KC5Lt)

56 Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 07, 2026 07:44 PM (RIvkX)

Thanks for the update . Prayers continue.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2026 07:55 PM (Bw1/o)

57 Great news, SanFranpsycho! Prayers for her continued recovery.

*sigh* It's annoying that I can't watch the videos on X any more because I don't have a Twitter account. The ones imbedded in the post still work, but can't access the ones at the links. Ah, well. I'll try that 'xcancel' and see if it works, thanks for the suggestion!

Posted by: tankascribe at July 07, 2026 07:56 PM (NtoJk)

58 Duncanthrax, this is a biggy. Two cutoffs, 7 joints all in 2 inch pipe buried 3 + feet down
Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2026 07:52 PM

Ayeeeee. I'm presuming it's dug out, and awaiting replacement?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 07, 2026 07:56 PM (0sNs1)

59 I’m so sick of shit. I feel like I want to join a Protestant monastery.

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 07:56 PM (77rzZ)

60 Nope, couldn't get it to work. Dang.

Posted by: tankascribe at July 07, 2026 07:57 PM (NtoJk)

61 I better get to bed, been up since 2am
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2026 07:57 PM (Ia/+0)

62 Thanks morons for your prayers.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 07, 2026 07:58 PM (RIvkX)

63 Good news about Mrs. SanFran!

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 07:58 PM (77rzZ)

64 Bulg, now I'm wondering how a Protestant monastery would work...

Posted by: tankascribe at July 07, 2026 07:58 PM (NtoJk)

65 Duncanthrax, nope. That's why I called a plumber.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2026 07:59 PM (afJtY)

66 And now, truly, good night. Take care, brethren & sistren, and may the evening be peaceful.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 07, 2026 07:59 PM (NcvvS)

67 I’m so sick of shit. I feel like I want to join a Protestant monastery.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 07:56 PM

In my day, protesters lived in communes. All of us, at least the males, wanted the opposite of a monastic existence.

Posted by: Bernard "Bernie" Sanders (I-VT) at July 07, 2026 08:00 PM (0sNs1)

68 So I refuse to click to the yewchoobs and now I have to have an X login. Oh well, this was fun while it lasted.
Posted by: Will B at July 07, 2026 07:34 PM (whjYY)

as flounces go, this one is pretty lame. 2.3 out of 10. Have good cheer though, the east german judge gave you a 9.76!

Posted by: Will Robinson at July 07, 2026 08:00 PM (4a6AT)

69 64 I do think that they exist. Taize music?

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 08:00 PM (77rzZ)

70 AZ deplorable, big hug to the both of you.
Posted by: Ben Had

Can't wait for real ones!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 07, 2026 08:01 PM (NnhvP)

71 Duncanthrax, nope. That's why I called a plumber.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2026 07:59 PM

The only plumbers I've seen with backhoes are our local city water crews, who are out here way more than I'd like repairing the 30 year old water distribution pipes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 07, 2026 08:02 PM (0sNs1)

72 So I refuse to click to the yewchoobs and now I have to have an X login. Oh well, this was fun while it lasted.
Posted by: Will B at July 07, 2026 07:34 PM (whjYY)

*holds up slice of SOS*

Wait! You forgot your shingle!

Posted by: Duke Forrester at July 07, 2026 08:02 PM (0aYVJ)

73 Guy in Austin on Nextdoor says he's sad to see the USA out of the World Cup but is glad that Trump didn't get a win by cheating.

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 07, 2026 08:03 PM (VCgbV)

74 ‘Course, I probably couldn’t drink in a monastery, so that goes that idea.

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 08:04 PM (77rzZ)

75 Course, I probably couldn’t drink in a monastery, so that goes that idea.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 08:04 PM (77rzZ)

You are kidding, right ? Monastic beer brewing (and drinking) was legendary!

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 08:05 PM (GD0B3)

76 Also, probably couldn’t look at boobs. So strike two against that idea.

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 08:05 PM (77rzZ)

77 You could start your own monastery.

Posted by: fd at July 07, 2026 08:06 PM (MWfyi)

78 Bulg, now I'm wondering how a Protestant monastery would work...
Posted by: tankascribe at July 07, 2026 07:58 PM (NtoJk)

Imagine being surrounded by beta male youth pastors wearing Hillsong T-shirts and singing contemporary praise music for the rest of your life.

Posted by: Jesus is just so COOL at July 07, 2026 08:07 PM (TbWk/)

79 Augustiner Bräu Kloster Mülln !

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 08:07 PM (GD0B3)

80 SanFran
YAY!!!
Thank God for all His blessings.
The prayers of the Horde are many.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 07, 2026 08:08 PM (4VH0B)

81 Id'd shove a mini-ex in the USB if I could, BH. No neighbors with one?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2026 08:08 PM (IivNP)

82 75 Course, I probably couldn’t drink in a monastery, so that goes that idea.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 08:04 PM (77rzZ)

You are kidding, right ? Monastic beer brewing (and drinking) was legendary!
Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 08:05 PM (GD0B3)

The Trappists are famous for their ales

Posted by: Mmm...holy beer... at July 07, 2026 08:09 PM (TbWk/)

83 ‘Course, I probably couldn’t drink in a monastery, so that goes that idea.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 08:04 PM (77rzZ)

Belgian monks at least are famous for the beer.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 08:09 PM (uhVAy)

84

Why do you have to spray water on a bear who is already sitting in water?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 07, 2026 08:10 PM (Cqx++)

85 Bulg, now I'm wondering how a Protestant monastery would work...
Posted by: tankascribe at July 07, 2026 07:58 PM (NtoJk)

High Church Anglicans sort of do have them:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Anglican_religious_order

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2026 08:10 PM (ZVgZ4)

86 Mr Aspirin Factory. I am buying a mini skid loader that has a front end loader and a bushhog. They told me I get a bigger discount for buying three implements. Maybe I should consider the backhoe one too.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2026 08:11 PM (afJtY)

87
Imagine being surrounded by beta male youth pastors wearing Hillsong T-shirts and singing contemporary praise music for the rest of your life.

Posted by: Jesus is just so COOL at July 07, 2026 08:07 PM (TbWk/)

_____________

*runs screaming from room*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 08:12 PM (O0L8i)

88 Fine, the monks and their beer. But what about rum, or vodka?

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 08:12 PM (77rzZ)

89 Why do you have to spray water on a bear who is already sitting in water?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 07, 2026 08:10 PM (Cqx++)

Because the bear likes it!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2026 08:12 PM (ZVgZ4)

90 Don't forget to water my bear what?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 07, 2026 08:12 PM (Eewg7)

91 You guys can find a weekend or week long retreat experience to go on I think the RCC retreat will even accept non Catholics . If they're offering the Eucharist you just need not to partake . That I speculate on this - about not being RC to participate comes from someone I know who went on a spiritual retreat and she hadn't been in a RC church in about 40 years except for weddings and funerals and she had a wonderful time. Check "Retreat centers" in your area.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2026 08:13 PM (Bw1/o)

92
I had a college professor who entered a monastery at a young age and only lasted a month.

He got inducted into the army shortly after and said it was luxurious compared to monk life.

Posted by: Auspex at July 07, 2026 08:14 PM (Y8DZL)

93 Garçon, there's a cat whisker in my soup!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

This would have been an entirely different post had Zombie Mrs. Slocombe posted it.

Posted by: z at July 07, 2026 08:15 PM (Eewg7)

94
Don't forget to water my bear what?
Posted by: Tonypete

Arms

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 07, 2026 08:15 PM (Cqx++)

95 X and Youtube links no longer play for me here. Any clues?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2026 08:18 PM (XeU6L)

96 If I was a member of the executive branch I would want my SS code name to be "shy armadillo". A name like that would command instant respect. A spy, listening over the airwaves hears something like,
"SHY ARMADILLO HAS THE PACKAGE AND IS IN ROUTE TO THE TACO STAND"
and they are terrified I guarantee. Calls are being made and terms of surrender signed.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2026 08:19 PM (3uBP9)

97 Mike Hammer, me neither. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2026 08:20 PM (afJtY)

98 St Augustine's House somewhere in Michigan is a Lutheran religious order and retreat center.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2026 08:22 PM (Bw1/o)

99 I wish someone could follow me around on the golf course and water me. 98 degrees today. 70% humidity .

Posted by: polynikes at July 07, 2026 08:22 PM (KC5Lt)

100 Mike Hammer, me neither. Hope you are well.
Posted by: Ben Had
-------

Heh. First World Problem.

I'm well enough, thank you for asking.And yourself?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2026 08:22 PM (XeU6L)

101 Monks are famous for champagne and very strong liqueurs, too!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2026 08:23 PM (ZVgZ4)

102 St Augustine's House somewhere in Michigan is a Lutheran religious order and retreat center.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

It wouldn't be named Castle Anthrax would it?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 07, 2026 08:24 PM (Eewg7)

103 Well, X is being a butthead and not letting me watch videos in my browser. It's insisting that I login. (It's not "sensitive content" - just popping up a thing to login to X and not playing the video.) That's both embedded and if I click and it opens in X in a separate tab.

Posted by: GWB at July 07, 2026 08:25 PM (kU0PQ)

104 Imagine being surrounded by beta male youth pastors wearing Hillsong T-shirts and singing contemporary praise music for the rest of your life.

Posted by: Jesus is just so COOL at July 07, 2026 08:07 PM (TbWk/)

Hank Hill on Christian Rock bands.

' You're not making Christianity any better . You're just making Rock n Roll worse.

Posted by: polynikes at July 07, 2026 08:26 PM (KC5Lt)

105 And they invented the heat-driven distillation process that gave us brandy (from Dutch brandewijn, meaning "burnt wine")!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2026 08:26 PM (ZVgZ4)

106 Christian Brothers Brandy.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2026 08:27 PM (afJtY)

107 Why do you have to spray water on a bear who is already sitting in water?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 07, 2026 08:10 PM (Cqx++)

Because bears are big goofy animals what like water.

But they'll still rip your innards out and stow your carcass under a rotting log.

They're funny that way.

Posted by: Duke Forrester at July 07, 2026 08:29 PM (0aYVJ)

108 I was going to mention this on an ONT but I have to get up way too early for those anymore so I'll drop it here.

I found a new slang term for the female privates area, and it has actually been in wide use since early last century, primarily a British euphemism:

Ace of Spades

Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2026 08:29 PM (3uBP9)

109 Imagine being surrounded by beta male youth pastors wearing Hillsong T-shirts and singing contemporary praise music for the rest of your life.

Posted by: Jesus is just so COOL at July 07, 2026 08:07 PM

Newsletter?

Posted by: James Talarico at July 07, 2026 08:30 PM (0sNs1)

110 Sheds MASH sock

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide at July 07, 2026 08:31 PM (0aYVJ)

111 The direct link are still not working if you are not an X user. It demands you log in.

Posted by: LKP at July 07, 2026 08:31 PM (ylpKQ)

112 I was going to mention this on an ONT but I have to get up way too early for those anymore so I'll drop it here.

I found a new slang term for the female privates area, and it has actually been in wide use since early last century, primarily a British euphemism:

Ace of Spades
Posted by: banana Dream at July 07, 2026 08:29 PM (3uBP9)

Is this the singularity?

*packs bug-out kit*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide at July 07, 2026 08:32 PM (0aYVJ)

113 San Franpsycho

Excellent!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 07, 2026 08:34 PM (u82oZ)

114 San Franpsycho

Glad to hear!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2026 08:37 PM (2WIwB)

115 Just installed Xcancel redirector extension for Chrome browser and it takes care of the problem for me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 07, 2026 08:40 PM (Cqx++)

116 Why do you have to spray water on a bear who is already sitting in water?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 07, 2026 08:10 PM (Cqx++)

Because the bear likes it!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2026 08:12 PM (ZVgZ4)

I'm sure as hell not going to tell the bear no.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2026 08:41 PM (2WIwB)

117 Interesting...

A bunch of dems interviewed in CNN said they weren't really sure if Platner should drop out.

I think he might actually stay in.

God help us all...I'm starting to agree with TJM.

Posted by: MJ at July 07, 2026 08:44 PM (mF3RU)

118 Maybe we've been looking at this thing all wrong.

Michael Tracey
@mtracey
Serious question: if he was really "blackout drunk," how do we know she didn't rape HIM?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 07, 2026 08:45 PM (ndZc7)

119 @LauraLoomer
Everyone and their mom had a 20 minute conversation with Mitch McConnell today. So many 20 minute conversations it has officially been a 25 hour long day.
History made!
Now that is what you call a filibuster.
Even on his death bed Mitch McConnell and the Senate GOP won’t terminate the filibuster to pass the Save America Act.
Jul 7, 2026 · 11:33 PM UTC

Posted by: gKWVE at July 07, 2026 08:46 PM (gKWVE)

120 What a day. Would it be possible for people to stop acting horrible for 10 minutes?

Posted by: SciVo at July 07, 2026 08:48 PM (Sy6m/)

121 Not the Horde. I mean.. other people. Newsmakers.

Posted by: SciVo at July 07, 2026 08:48 PM (Sy6m/)

122 Speaking of birthdays, today is Ex-Ex's 60th.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 07, 2026 08:48 PM (T19D0)

123 Fine, the monks and their beer. But what about rum, or vodka?
Posted by: Bulg

Monks make the hard stuff, too. There's been a worldwide shortage of Chartreuse, because the Carthusian monks who make it aren't putting aside prayer time to ramp up production.

Posted by: mikeski at July 07, 2026 08:49 PM (VHUov)

124 I'm sure as hell not going to tell the bear no.
Posted by: Diogenes

No way no how I’m getting that close to a bear.

Nope.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 07, 2026 08:49 PM (yEz+x)

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