LOL: Narcissist Psychopath Graham Platner Is Refusing to Drop Out of Race Unless He, the Nazi Rapist, Gets to Pick His Successor

Who wouldn't want to be known as the candidate hand-picked by the Nazi Rapist Stalker?

Maine Democratic candidate Graham Platner appears to be holding the Democratic Party hostage -- refusing to drop out after he was accused of rape unless he gets to approve his successor to run for the Senate, The Post has learned.
A source familiar with the campaign discussions said Platner, his campaign and political strategist Morris Katz are deliberating about the Maine Democrat dropping out but only if his replacement has the same anti-Israel, left-wing values that he does.

The communist Nazi wants to make sure that his successor shares his love of communism and anti-Jewish pogroms.

And the clock is ticking for Dems -- there's a deadline of Monday for Platner to withdraw and be replaced on the ballot, according to state election law.
"This vibes to me like a play from Bernie Sanders to slide in Troy Jackson," another source said.
The elderly Vermont independent -- who was Platner's biggest backer -- reportedly wants former Maine senate president Jackson to get the Democratic nomination to run against Republican Sen. Susan Collins.
Jackson, who appeared with Platner and Sanders at a "Fight the Oligarchy" rally in May, recently came in third in the state's Democratic gubernatorial primary.

Update from Washington Nearsider:

Mark Halpern said he's hearing Platner won't step aside unless his wife is his replacement.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:15 PM

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Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (GD0B3)

2 st?

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (USyCi)

3 Uno! Primo!

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (GD0B3)

4 Missed it by that much...

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (USyCi)

5 He just wants to rape the successor first.

In a straight masculine way

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (sKqQm)

6 Mark Halpern said he's hearing Platner won't step aside unless his wife is his replacement.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (xA5g+)

7 So what you are saying is a narcissist psychopath is still acting like one?

Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (hftzA)

8 I would love to see the third place finisher vault to the top of the ticket. Our democracy, indeed.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (9ymgS)

9 People are acting like Platner has no choice.

He has all the choice.

Just string the part along for about 5 more days, then they're stuck with him and they turn the editorial direction in his favor.

They start suppressing stories instead of printing them.

He won 72% of the primary vote AFTER the Nazi tattoo and immediately after the first round of sexual assault accusations. Why would the voters who didn't care about this shit back then start caring now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (uO3MK)

10 Jackson, who appeared with Platner and Sanders at a "Fight the Oligarchy" rally in May, recently came in third in the state's Democratic gubernatorial primary.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:15 PM

Jackson's problem is that he hit a female staffer with a bottle during an argument.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (xA5g+)

11 Who wouldn't want to be known as the candidate hand-picked by the Nazi Rapist Stalker?

in demonrat-land, what's the difference?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (VyBeY)

12 Jackson, who appeared with Platner and Sanders at a "Fight the Oligarchy" rally in May, recently came in third in the state's Democratic gubernatorial primary.

It is amusing that the oligarchs have started anti-oligarch movements to co-opt idiots that might have some moral basis they can't just reach by bribing them

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (sKqQm)

13 8 I would love to see the third place finisher vault to the top of the ticket. Our democracy, indeed.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (9ymgS)

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Janet Mills, #2, was on TV today saying that she should be the nominee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (uO3MK)

14 "This vibes to me like a play from Bernie Sanders to slide in Troy Jackson," another source said.

What?

Posted by: StefanH at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (XvTnp)

15 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (NcvvS)

16 i noodled

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (CWTWj)

17 OLIGOCKY!

Posted by: Graham Platner at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (pcDUa)

18 People are acting like Platner has no choice.

He has all the choice.

I assume Mills and the Dem establishment have made it clear he will be prosecuted if he stays in.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (sKqQm)

19 10 Jackson, who appeared with Platner and Sanders at a "Fight the Oligarchy" rally in May, recently came in third in the state's Democratic gubernatorial primary.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:15 PM

Jackson's problem is that he hit a female staffer with a bottle during an argument.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (xA5g+)

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And he's ugly. And he didn't win the nomination. And this whole ordeal has turned the ME Democrat party into a joke.

No Democrat is winning this race.

Still, I enjoy them fighting each other. I hope someone gets eaten. Literally.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (uO3MK)

20 Please. And run every ad against his replacement as "supported by nazi rapist Platner."

Posted by: buzzion at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (3tZV2)

21 "There's a deadline of Monday for Platner to withdraw and be replaced on the ballot, according to state election law."

Body of Missing Paddle Boarder Pulled From Pond Behind Obama's $12 Million Martha's Vineyard Estate.

Posted by: 13times at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (6iKlf)

22 lol, can you handle this?

https://youtube.com/shorts/22eNgjqJRhA

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (dK+Kv)

23 Who the fuck is Troy Jackson?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (wOO3z)

24 >>>Just string the part along for about 5 more days, then they're stuck with him and they turn the editorial direction in his favor.

I thought of that. But it would take a really monstrous narcissist psychopath to ball it out that way.

Hey wait a minute...

Posted by: ace at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (1wjle)

25 Why would the voters who didn't care about this shit back then start caring now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (uO3MK)

They don't.

But Platner voters are - by definition - only Maine voters. There are far more voters in play than Maine voters this cycle, and while the DSA may be down with the struggle, I think the DNC is terrified of being painted with the Platner brush. They NEED him gone.

I'm not sure they're going to get what they need though... He's brazened out everything else. Why not this?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (xA5g+)

26 People are already spilling on Jackson.

Can somebody please hand these people spiked clubs?

Posted by: That Guy at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (++1kQ)

27 He's out. This is all stagecraft now.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (pcDUa)

28 Steiner will come.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (gMXjs)

29 What is it with the dems and their pseudo royal appointments? I thought they were against kings.

Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (lCppi)

30 Janet Mills, #2, was on TV today saying that she should be the nominee.

I haven't had sexual intercourse since Bill Clinton was president and my husband will confirm it so you don't have to worry about any rape stories in my closet!

Posted by: Janet Mills at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (sKqQm)

31 Hitler got to pick Donitz, so it's only fair for this Nazi to do the same.

I wonder who will fill the roles of Goring and Himmler, feeling cheated at being picked over.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (5yDGQ)

32 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (2YhKe)

33 Are the Analtherapist and Mo Katz the Jonah and Uncle Jeff from Veep?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (wBaIH)

34 >>>Jackson's problem is that he hit a female staffer with a bottle during an argument.

oh yeah, I saw that, I think a commenter mentioned it.

Posted by: ace at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (1wjle)

35 He has never been one to pull out just because someone tells him to. He's like me when someone tells me I should end a sentence with a preposition.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (2ap+5)

36 Heh.

Dems sure can pick 'em, eh?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (2YhKe)

37 Just like Biden!

Posted by: AMartel at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (otvi3)

38 Afternoon.

Remember when the Democrats didn't hate America?

Good times.

Posted by: Robert at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (OTKIw)

39 18 People are acting like Platner has no choice.

He has all the choice.

I assume Mills and the Dem establishment have made it clear he will be prosecuted if he stays in.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (sKqQm)

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Prosecuted for what?

His girlfriend who kept being his girlfriend didn't like the sex they had that one time and is now calling it rape? That era has passed.

And, besides, if he stays in, he has a chance of becoming senator. If he drops out, he gets the Biden treatment.

Have you seen Biden's library fundraising numbers? That's what the party does to white guys they need to discard now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (uO3MK)

40 Oligarchy, bad. Rapistarchy, good.

Posted by: So this is where we are now... at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (TbWk/)

41 Missed it by that much...
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (USyCi)

my superior eye-hand coordination!

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (GD0B3)

42 Don't be stupid, be a smarty:
Come and join the Nazi party!

Posted by: The Producers at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (0voGt)

43 Body of Missing Paddle Boarder Pulled From Pond Behind Obama's $12 Million Martha's Vineyard Estate.

Apparently Big Mike was serious when she told Barky he couldn't have any boyfriends over the house

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (sKqQm)

44 24 >>>Just string the part along for about 5 more days, then they're stuck with him and they turn the editorial direction in his favor.

I thought of that. But it would take a really monstrous narcissist psychopath to ball it out that way.

Hey wait a minute...

Posted by: ace at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (1wjle)

=======

The kind of guy who....

No, that doesn't sound like our Graham!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (uO3MK)

45 We need the cash and a job.
- The Platners

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (n5tGW)

46 This is clearly a delay and diversion tactic to drag out the clock until they can't replace this open oozing sore on the ass of the Democrap party.

If Main Nazi can drag it out another week, he's in the clear, and all of this will be instantly forgotten. Instantly.

All the Democraps now saying he's a rapist asshole fucknazi and should drop out will be ... singing his praises. Count on it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (iFTx/)

47 Wait, Platner has a wife? I thought he only had sex with Porta-Potties and unwilling women.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (2ocoG)

48 I hope someone gets eaten. Literally."

Mmm. Hatian BBQ!

Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (XuXeR)

49 Mark Halpern said he's hearing Platner won't step aside unless his wife is his replacement.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

He got a sniff of money and perks of a Senate seat.

He ain't letting go.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (ItWcy)

50 They vetted this guy, right?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (gMXjs)

51 Mark Halpern said he's hearing Platner won't step aside unless his wife is his replacement.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

Hey. Nepotism works in Alaska, why not it's Eastern cousin?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:22 PM (2YhKe)

52 Still, I enjoy them fighting each other. I hope someone gets eaten. Literally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (uO3MK)

That's hot.

Posted by: Armie Hammer at July 07, 2026 02:22 PM (TbWk/)

53 Biden's presidential library is a Scranton porta-john.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2026 02:22 PM (wOO3z)

54 "I will only drop out if...." is "Yeah, ok, I'm dropping out, you win".

Do you know what not dropping out is?

"I'm not dropping out."

And even that's not not dropping out a lot of the time.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 02:22 PM (pcDUa)

55 Body of Missing Paddle Boarder Pulled From Pond Behind Obama's $12 Million Martha's Vineyard Estate.
Posted by: 13times

Another one?

Cue Richard Jordan voice: "Barack, you've lost ANOTHER paddle boarder?"

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 02:22 PM (77rzZ)

56 Did Mosha Katz hand out towels at Auschwitz?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 07, 2026 02:22 PM (wBaIH)

57 Everyone's got a price. He's just negotiating his.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at July 07, 2026 02:22 PM (3ImbR)

58 Who wouldn't want to be known as the candidate hand-picked by the Nazi Rapist Stalker?
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They're democrats. Satan himself could appear with horns and the body of a goat and all, reeking of sulfur, personally point at the next nominee, and vanish back to Hell and they'd all line up to vote for whatever monster old scratch picked.

Posted by: ballistic at July 07, 2026 02:22 PM (oqH4h)

59 Wait, Platner has a wife? I thought he only had sex with Porta-Potties and unwilling women.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (2ocoG)

He was sexting other women shortly after he was married.

His 'wife' is stupid if not a paid plant.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:22 PM (2YhKe)

60 Wow, as we say in NJ, some people really think who they are.

Posted by: jocon307 at July 07, 2026 02:22 PM (EuROc)

61 Prosecuted for what?

He's got a bunch of woman claiming he touched them inappropriately and the Maine state cops can get his social media logs any time they want.

If Mills wants Platner prosecuted he will be.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:23 PM (sKqQm)

62 He should be left in there. He got the most votes and the moron shitkickers in Maine voted for his ass, they get what they deserve. A loss to Collins.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 07, 2026 02:23 PM (2noDb)

63 I hope the establishment Dems keep rigging primaries.

That’s been working out great.

Posted by: MJ at July 07, 2026 02:23 PM (t5TdD)

64 BUT I REALLY WANT A NICE GUY!!!

Posted by: Maine Kampf's exes and wife who will probably be an ex too at July 07, 2026 02:23 PM (TbWk/)

65 ody of Missing Paddle Boarder Pulled From Pond Behind Obama's $12 Million Martha's Vineyard Estate.
Posted by: 13times

WTF is going on in the water behind Owebama's house?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:23 PM (2YhKe)

66 When, oh when, will the public finally give rape-nazi layabouts a fair shake?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 07, 2026 02:23 PM (28AwC)

67 Who do I gotta rape around here to get the nom?

Posted by: Janet Mills at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (tM5h4)

68 All the Democraps now saying he's a rapist asshole fucknazi and should drop out will be ... singing his praises. Count on it.

"Sure he might be a rapist but at least he isn't a Republican or a Zionist" is a fairly common sentiment I see on reddit.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (sKqQm)

69 Body of Missing Paddle Boarder Pulled From Pond Behind Obama's $12 Million Martha's Vineyard Estate.
Posted by: 13times

The body of water, also known as "Train Station....."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (2YhKe)

70 Platner doesn’t want Mills. He wants Jackson. Mills knows all the dirt on Jackson and also knows it will come out. Pistols at 10 paces.

Posted by: That Guy at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (++1kQ)

71 Jackson's problem is that he hit a female staffer with a bottle during an argument.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (xA5g+)

She was probably mouthy and asking for it.

Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (hftzA)

72 61 Prosecuted for what?

He's got a bunch of woman claiming he touched them inappropriately and the Maine state cops can get his social media logs any time they want.

If Mills wants Platner prosecuted he will be.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:23 PM (sKqQm)

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And not one filed a police report and the DSA will go nuclear on the establishment in response. Even moreso.

This shit is honestly weak.

I hope Collins has the real good stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (uO3MK)

73 OK, that was a surprise:

"Gemini AI, are there a higher ration of retards living in Maine compared to the rest of the US?"

(I totally expected to be lectured on using the word "retard", since Gemini AI is Google's property...instead I got this)

"Data from the U.S. Census Bureau indicates that Maine has a higher overall rate of disability (around 16%) compared to the national average (about 13%). Special Education: Maine has one of the highest rates of students receiving special education services in the country, at about 20%."

Posted by: Orson at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (dIske)

74 Farage.
It is difficult, considering all the things he's done for Britain's independence and his love of country and the Anglo that he would have any affinity for Muslims in country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (+yTe/)

75 Remember when the Democrats didn't hate America?

Good times.
Posted by: Robert

Nope. Edwin Stanton died loooooong before I was born.

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (77rzZ)

76 I am thinking, if he does not step aside, "voluntarily" , his D friends will have him arrested for soliciting minors on Kek (or whatever it is), and other follies of the same kind.

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (GD0B3)

77 >>>The communist Nazi wants to make sure that his successor shares his love of communism and anti-Jewish pogroms.

And rape. Don't forget his love of rape.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (jGGMD)

78 Is that rough water?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 02:25 PM (gMXjs)

79 Coming from nowhere, Amy Gertner has the talent to meet the moment and deliver the Senate to the Democrats

Posted by: New York Times at July 07, 2026 02:25 PM (2ap+5)

80 This shit is honestly weak.

They prosecuted Trump with far, far less.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:25 PM (sKqQm)

81 65 ody of Missing Paddle Boarder Pulled From Pond Behind Obama's $12 Million Martha's Vineyard Estate.
Posted by: 13times

WTF is going on in the water behind Owebama's house?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:23 PM (2YhKe)

Murder. And buttfucking. But mostly murder.

Posted by: It's OK because he's a democrat at July 07, 2026 02:25 PM (TbWk/)

82 They NEED him gone.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (xA5g+)
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Why though? He's basically the mainstream of the Democrat party at this point.

Posted by: ballistic at July 07, 2026 02:25 PM (oqH4h)

83 >>>LOL: Narcissist Psychopath Graham Platner Is Refusing to Drop Out of Race

He's got nothing to lose.

Posted by: m at July 07, 2026 02:25 PM (6wpGE)

84 I think someone did an article on June 28, 2026 on the chef who paddle boarded his way into a grave at Obama's house. It's not a new article, just a rehash.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 07, 2026 02:25 PM (2noDb)

85 Have we heard from Laura Loomer on this yet? Because only then will we know the truth. Lol.

Posted by: That Guy at July 07, 2026 02:26 PM (++1kQ)

86 They vetted this guy, right?"

We talking 85 or 84 vette?

Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 02:26 PM (XuXeR)

87 BUT I REALLY WANT A NICE GUY!!!
Posted by: Maine Kampf's exes and wife who will probably be an ex too at July 07, 2026 02:23 PM

Maine Kampf is the prototypical Bad Boy. You too can be popular with liberal ladies by getting a concentration camp guard's tattoo.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:26 PM (2ocoG)

88 80 This shit is honestly weak.

They prosecuted Trump with far, far less.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:25 PM (sKqQm)

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Democrats won't do that to one of their own. They're terrified of their base and can't control them.

He won 72% of the primary vote. The DSA is knocking off incumbents in New York.

It's going to be all bark and no bite against Platner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:26 PM (uO3MK)

89 Why though? He's basically the mainstream of the Democrat party at this point.

Because every smart Republican in a close race is going to bring up Platner being a rapey NAZI again and again and again...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm)

90 WTF is going on in the water behind Owebama's house?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:23 PM (2YhKe)
---
Deep Ones? Dagon? Cthulhu?

Pick your eldritch abomination.

That's why the Obamas built their mansion in that location.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2026 02:26 PM (FZ29D)

91 81 65 ody of Missing Paddle Boarder Pulled From Pond Behind Obama's $12 Million Martha's Vineyard Estate.
Posted by: 13times

A new one or they just found the other dead guy's body?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2026 02:26 PM (D+BhG)

92 And the clock is ticking for Dems -- there's a deadline of Monday for Platner to withdraw and be replaced on the ballot, according to state election law.
***

Polymarket betting for who will be the nominee on July 27- Jackson at 65%, Shah at 12, Platner at 5%, and a bunch more below 4%

Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2026 02:27 PM (lCppi)

93 I looked up Jackson and he seems like an ahole. That naturally can be excused in politics but won't help against Collins

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 02:27 PM (20Ghg)

94 Democrats won't do that to one of their own. They're terrified of their base and can't control them./i]

If he back down? No.

If he doesn't back down? I can see Mills doing it and the FNM telling everyone "no one is above the law...especially a Republican plant!"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:27 PM (sKqQm)

95 Didn't Chef also drown there?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 02:27 PM (gMXjs)

96 Wait, are they are dumping bodies behind Obama's house because they think no one will look there ?? I think this kind of thing was in Yellowstone..

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 02:27 PM (GD0B3)

97 And these 2 morons 'vetted' Platner:

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Washington Free Beacon
@FreeBeacon
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Jun 8
Graham Platner was recruited to run for Senate by a pair of socialist political operatives, Daniel Moraff and Leanne Fan, who determined that another prospective candidate had “a skeleton in the closet.”

The Wall Street Journal published a rare interview with the duo on Sunday who revealed they paid “a whole chunk of money” to vet Platner but managed to turn up neither his Nazi ink nor many of his Reddit posts.

Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (kX27y)

98 LOL.

Not so fast Belhium. Los Angeles still has another 29 days to count all the goals from last night's game.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (zim0n)

99 Why though? He's basically the mainstream of the Democrat party at this point.

Posted by: ballistic at July 07, 2026 02:25 PM (oqH4h)

That's the box canyon the Dems have built for themselves, though, isn't it?

He IS a mainstream Democrat, but the normies don't actually know that yet...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (xA5g+)

100 Maine Democratic candidate Graham Platner appears to be holding the Democratic Party hostage -- refusing to drop out after he was accused of rape unless he gets to approve his successor to run for the Senate, The Post has learned.

I find this hard to believe. I get that he has them sitting literally under the sword of damocles with the 13 July deadline looming to drop out or mess the whole thing up but at this point in the game anybody they pick will cause independents and the few moderate democrats to refuse to vote for him/her.

The are in what is a lose lose situation with no hope of winning unless they pick the second place finisher from the primary that mills woman.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (0N4FZ)

101 Obama's pond is the Bermuda Triangle of gay paddleboaters.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (wBaIH)

102 And rape. Don't forget his love of rape."

Really? No one? Cmon, people...

Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (XuXeR)

103 Because every smart Republican in a close race is going to bring up Platner being a rapey NAZI again and again and again...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm)
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And it will not matter one single fucking iota.

Posted by: ballistic at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (oqH4h)

104 But it would take a really monstrous narcissist psychopath to ball it out that way.

Posted by: ace at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (1wjle)

My money is on a much more straightforward result...Platner is waiting for a big pay day. Some deep-pocket Democrat will pay him $5 million or $10 million to get out of the race.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (l4RKn)

105 Platner thinks he's got pull with the Dems. I'd say he's probably right. How much is debatable.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (jehhT)

106 This is all just a distraction from the Epstein files.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 07, 2026 02:29 PM (Q/e2v)

107 Since when has state election law bothered the Democrats? They'll just do whatever they want and who's going to stop them?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 07, 2026 02:29 PM (nJ/vH)

108 Is it just me or does Platner look like and even uglier aging Danny Bonaduce?

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 07, 2026 02:29 PM (tM5h4)

109
The Wall Street Journal published a rare interview with the duo on Sunday who revealed they paid “a whole chunk of money” to vet Platner but managed to turn up neither his Nazi ink nor many of his Reddit posts.

Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (kX27y)

Who did they pay? Somali immigrants?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:29 PM (2YhKe)

110 I think this dude is think oyster farming isn't as lucrative as the senate.

It would be some tasty popcorn watching all the endorsers then un-endorsers come back and endorse him again.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 02:29 PM (n5tGW)

111 Obama's Vineyard Mansion is right on a big body of water right against the ocean.

Are these bodies right off his house or just in the body of water?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:30 PM (sKqQm)

112 Assume all Paddle Boarders are gay. Place your bets.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 07, 2026 02:30 PM (wBaIH)

113 105 Platner thinks he's got pull with the Dems. I'd say he's probably right. How much is debatable.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (jehhT)

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He won 72% of the primary after it was revealed that he had a Nazi tattoo and that he had sexually assaulted a Republican (and fantasized about raping someone who broke into his house).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:30 PM (uO3MK)

114 It's the old headline! Obama Mafia Inc.

Platner will select a OMI approved candidate or wash ashore drowned by paddleboard - with a self inflicted bullet hole to the back of the head.

Posted by: 13times at July 07, 2026 02:30 PM (6iKlf)

115 This is all just a distraction from the Epstein files.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 07, 2026 02:29 PM (Q/e2v)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Hassan Piker at July 07, 2026 02:30 PM (2YhKe)

116 My money is on a much more straightforward result...Platner is waiting for a big pay day. Some deep-pocket Democrat will pay him $5 million or $10 million to get out of the race.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 02

And then his wife leaves him taking it all under the threat of revealing everything else out there in the mud waiting to be raked.

Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 02:30 PM (hftzA)

117 The Dems are probably combing through their Rolodex of crazies to find one that can pose as MAGA, and whack Platner.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2026 02:30 PM (1z8ji)

118 Jackson's problem is that he hit a female staffer with a bottle during an argument.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (xA5g+)

Horrible. Can't imagine.
-Joe Scarborough.

Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2026 02:30 PM (lCppi)

119 108 Is it just me or does Platner look like and even uglier aging Danny Bonaduce?
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 07, 2026 02:29 PM (tM5h4)
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temu Wilford Brimley

Posted by: ballistic at July 07, 2026 02:30 PM (oqH4h)

120 duo on Sunday who revealed they paid “a whole chunk of money”

Isn't that rayciss?

Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 02:31 PM (XuXeR)

121 My money is on a much more straightforward result...Platner is waiting for a big pay day. Some deep-pocket Democrat will pay him $5 million or $10 million to get out of the race.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (l4RKn)
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Yeah, that makes sense.

Platner strikes me as someone who derived his political acumen from watching "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" too many times.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2026 02:31 PM (FZ29D)

122 Jackson's problem is that he hit a female staffer with a bottle during an argument.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (xA5g+)

She was probably mouthy and asking for it.
Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (hftzA)
________

I've seen conflicting reports on the bottle incident.

There are some who claim to have been there and say it was a water bottle that he -- admittedly angrily -- threw on the ground. It then bounced around and -- maybe -- hit the girl.

I don't think anyone who was actually there is saying he deliberately threw a bottle at the girl. I also don't think she was a staffer. I think she was a fellow caucus member.

Again: Do I care? No, I don't. But I want to correct the record in that this bottle-throwing incident might end up being wind-fart.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

123 They vetted this guy, right?
Posted by: Boss Moss

When your party has finally driven out all the mere sociopaths, and only has psychopaths left to do the vetting, this is who they vet.

Posted by: mikeski at July 07, 2026 02:31 PM (tFE/A)

124 Is it just me or does Platner look like and even uglier aging Danny Bonaduce?
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 07, 2026 02:29 PM (tM5h4)
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lol, yep.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 07, 2026 02:31 PM (T19D0)

125 About now Platner might as well say "screw you Dems, I'm DSA and I won . I'm the Senate candidate , cmon DSA, socialists and communists vote for me. Everything that is being reported is the Dems trying to hold onto power" . Can't be any worse

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 02:32 PM (20Ghg)

126 Because every smart Republican in a close race is going to bring up Platner being a rapey NAZI again and again and again...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:26 PM
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And it will not matter one single fucking iota.
Posted by: ballistic at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM

Hell, "rapey Nazi" is probably a popularity boost with the vast majority of Jewish voters now.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:32 PM (2ocoG)

127 temu Wilford Brimley"

With temu diabeetus?

Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 02:32 PM (XuXeR)

128 Wife? Like, a woman?

Posted by: Ketanji Brown-Jackson at July 07, 2026 02:33 PM (7hx0x)

129 125 About now Platner might as well say "screw you Dems, I'm DSA and I won . I'm the Senate candidate , cmon DSA, socialists and communists vote for me. Everything that is being reported is the Dems trying to hold onto power" . Can't be any worse

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 02:32 PM (20Ghg)

======

"Hey, 72% of Democrat primary voters, your choice doesn't matter. Here's someone you've never heard of to fight the long-term incumbent."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:33 PM (uO3MK)

130 Hell, "rapey Nazi" is probably a popularity boost with the vast majority of Jewish voters now.

Out: Handmaid Outfits

In: Ilsa She-Wolf of the SS outfits

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)

131 This is sooo great!--Flounder

Posted by: SamIam at July 07, 2026 02:33 PM (cjT1m)

132 Play stupid games.......good thing he's left handed!

E X X ➠A L E R T S
@ExxAlerts
·
2h
ALERT: Illegal firework leaves a California teenager who graduated 3 days earlier handless after it explodes in an In-N-Out parking lot.

Nader Hanna, 18, met up with his twin brother and some friends outside of the Pleasanton In-N-Out Burger to get some food and set off fireworks in the parking lot.

Nader, who said the group of teens had done this several times, said his buddy handed him a tennis-ball-sized firework, which immediately exploded when he lit the fuse.

“It just exploded in my hand the second I lit it… My hand took the whole blow. I looked down, and I didn’t see a hand. It disintegrated.”

His twin brother Ramsey frantically called 911 as his friend, Kevan Mokashi, ran inside the restaurant to seek help with Nader's exploded right hand.

Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 02:33 PM (kX27y)

133 In the movies when someone pulls this "I'll stay in the race unless you give me x, y and z" nonsense, they usually wind up dead, with drugs and a hooker nearby.

Stay tuned!

Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2026 02:33 PM (lCppi)

134 He won 72% of the primary after it was revealed that he had a Nazi tattoo and that he had sexually assaulted a Republican

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:30 PM (uO3MK)

At least he didn't drive his car off a bridge while drunk and leave his secretary to drown!

THAT would be disqualifying!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 02:33 PM (l4RKn)

135 I can't wait to see him stay beyond Monday, and the REAL dirt gets dropped.
I guy can hope, can't he?

Posted by: MkY at July 07, 2026 02:34 PM (q6tQZ)

136 134 At least he didn't drive his car off a bridge while drunk and leave his secretary to drown!

THAT would be disqualifying!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 02:33 PM (l4RKn)

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"Not on your life."
-the worst accent on Earth

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:34 PM (uO3MK)

137 At least he didn't drive his car off a bridge while drunk and leave his secretary to drown!

THAT would be disqualifying!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 02:33 PM (l4RKn)

Let's not be hasty.
- Every Democrat, even today.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:34 PM (xA5g+)

138
At least he didn't drive his car off a bridge while drunk and leave his secretary to drown!

THAT would be disqualifying!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 02:33 PM (l4RKn)

Would it REALLY........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:34 PM (2YhKe)

139 The Sealion of the Senate.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 02:35 PM (gMXjs)

140
"Not on your life."
-the worst accent on Earth
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:34 PM (uO3MK)

You forgot to add an "errr ahh" or two.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:35 PM (2YhKe)

141 So, I wonder what kind of consulting fee Platner is going to get?

A few million for his time and trouble.
And quietly leaving....
In theory...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 07, 2026 02:35 PM (Sco7b)

142 The elderly Vermont independent -- who was Platner's biggest backer -- reportedly wants former Maine senate president Jackson to get the Democratic nomination to run against Republican Sen. Susan Collins

Well. he's the only logical choice... Hitler wasn't available

Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2026 02:35 PM (rLtcl)

143
Mark Halpern said he's hearing Platner won't step aside unless his wife is his replacement.

Ahh, it's the Dingell Gambit -- Three Generations of Idiots is Enough!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 02:35 PM (pMw7s)

144 I've seen conflicting reports on the bottle incident.

There are some who claim to have been there and say it was a water bottle that he -- admittedly angrily -- threw on the ground. It then bounced around and -- maybe -- hit the girl.

I don't think anyone who was actually there is saying he deliberately threw a bottle at the girl. I also don't think she was a staffer. I think she was a fellow caucus member.

Again: Do I care? No, I don't. But I want to correct the record in that this bottle-throwing incident might end up being wind-fart.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 02:31 PM

Having dealt with many people that had anger management issues I can predict with a 95% confidence level there are many instances of him losing his temper and becoming physical. And they will come out if it looks like he will get the spot.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2026 02:35 PM (0N4FZ)

145 So, Platner wants to step aside, but still control the nominee.

He's a big retard. It won't be hard for the Dems to trick him. They can select a nominee and make him submit to an ax-wielding gay rape by Platner, and then just say "see, Graham? You own him now. There, there, big fella. Shhhhh. It's ok. Now, clean yourself up and we'll go play with your Auschwitz train set."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 02:35 PM (BI5O2)

146 125 About now Platner might as well say "screw you Dems, I'm DSA and I won . I'm the Senate candidate , cmon DSA, socialists and communists vote for me. Everything that is being reported is the Dems trying to hold onto power" . Can't be any worse
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July

Except Troy Jackson is the true DSA candidate. I know, I know. This really is like a telenovella.

Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 02:35 PM (hftzA)

147 135 I can't wait to see him stay beyond Monday, and the REAL dirt gets dropped.
I guy can hope, can't he?

Posted by: MkY at July 07, 2026 02:34 PM (q6tQZ)

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This is the sort of stuff to throw out there and be able to ignore later, to be honest.

The rape survivor? Kept dating him for months. It gets brushed away easily enough by ignoring it, saying it was litigated, and calling it old news.

However, none of this is the "he'll have to leave the state" stuff promised to Halperin a month ago, I don't think. It has to be worse than this, and I suspect Collins has it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:36 PM (uO3MK)

148 "A source familiar with the campaign discussions said Platner, his campaign and political strategist Morris Katz ..."

I wonder what Mr. Katz thinks about the tattoo.

Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2026 02:37 PM (lCppi)

149 Woke “Odyssey” Actress Playing Helen of Troy in Race-Swapped Role....
Article with puc....

Good Lord
I thought everyone was joking about that... like Beige White.

Looks even worse than the sub-Saharan women elected to be Queen in that Viking sequal rip-off.

Posted by: Operator Error at July 07, 2026 02:37 PM (R/1CN)

150 Update: Platner has named Grand Admiral Doenitz as his successor.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 07, 2026 02:37 PM (wGerL)

151
"Graham Clapner can always fall back on his rock and roll career!"

-- former Sturgeon General Jocelyn Elder

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 02:37 PM (pMw7s)

152 It's kinda like if George Constanza was an oyster man.

Break in and rape? Was that wrong?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 02:37 PM (n5tGW)

153 Platner should join the KKK, old time Dems will love him. - Zombie Robert Byrd

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 02:37 PM (20Ghg)

154 I would suggest if you know any Maine leftists personally you egg them on about how unfair this all is and how their right to choose is being taken for them by the Zionists that control the Dem party.

Because if Platner stays in just another week things get fun!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:38 PM (sKqQm)

155 Now he wants his wife to step in? Guess they really want to keep that 170K Senate salary in the family.

Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 02:38 PM (kX27y)

156 Troy Jackson isn't an "elderly" Maine resident. He's 57 years old.

Posted by: mrp at July 07, 2026 02:38 PM (rj6Yv)

157 151
"Graham Clapner can always fall back on his rock and roll career!"

-- former Sturgeon General Jocelyn Elder
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 02:37 PM (pMw7s)

LOL... Everytime I hear Platners name I think about that

Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2026 02:38 PM (rLtcl)

158 Update: Platner has named Grand Admiral Doenitz as his successor.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 07, 2026 02:37 PM

At least he picked a veteran.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2026 02:38 PM (0N4FZ)

159
Bernie needs to disappear during a day on one of Vermont's lakes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 02:38 PM (pMw7s)

160 > Troy Jackson isn't an "elderly" Maine resident. He's 57 years old.

I'm old. Anyone older than me is elderly. Jackson's elderly.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (mkw2N)

161 Tanned, rested and ready!

Posted by: Steiner at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (pcDUa)

162 Mandani calls on Platner to end his campaign.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (xA5g+)

163 Good Lord
I thought everyone was joking about that... like Beige White.

Looks even worse than the sub-Saharan women elected to be Queen in that Viking sequal rip-off.

A lot of people are more offended that she's ugly than that she's black. That face ain't launching any ships.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (2ocoG)

164 154 I would suggest if you know any Maine leftists personally you egg them on about how unfair this all is and how their right to choose is being taken for them by the Zionists that control the Dem party.

Because if Platner stays in just another week things get fun!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:38 PM (sKqQm)

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"Platner refused AIPAC money. It's the only reason Schumer is out to get him. Mills, the old Jewish woman married to a Jewish millionaire, is Schumer the Zionist's chosen replacement? Might as well just nominate Jared Kushner or Bibi himself. Fuck, what is the point of the Democrat Party if it's going to do this to the people who just want to stop genocide?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (uO3MK)

165 As an American Jew, the fact a Nazi tattoo didn’t sink Platner but sexual assault might tells me everything I need to know about Democrats. We’re well beyond the pale now. Even his victim was hesitant to come forward because of “the huge moral conflict that I had between supporting his politics, but not supporting him as a person.” What a deep moral rot rests at the heart of the party that claims to have the moral high ground.

The accuser said she has friends who will still vote for him despite this. Insanity from the party of self-proclaimed perfect moral superiors

> People have been saying "if a Nazi sits down at a table" for a decade now. Lol that shit ended soon as we got a couple of pictures out of Ukraine.

I'm shocked that Jewish Americans still support democrats at all. It's quite clear they've been vehemently antisemetic for a decade or more.

it's because nobody believes he's a Nazi. He had a plausible story for how he got the tattoo, he expressed regret about it, and got it promptly covered. People do believe he's a sexual abuser. The allegations are credible and his only defense is to just deny. You don't understand the difference?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (uSCoZ)

166 I've seen conflicting reports on the bottle incident.

There are some who claim to have been there and say it was a water bottle that he -- admittedly angrily -- threw on the ground. It then bounced around and -- maybe -- hit the girl.

I don't think anyone who was actually there is saying he deliberately threw a bottle at the girl. I also don't think she was a staffer. I think she was a fellow caucus member.

Again: Do I care? No, I don't. But I want to correct the record in that this bottle-throwing incident might end up being wind-fart.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 02:31 PM

Having dealt with many people that had anger management issues I can predict with a 95% confidence level there are many instances of him losing his temper and becoming physical. And they will come out if it looks like he will get the spot.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2026 02:35 PM (0N4FZ)
________

If you're gonna take a guy out, you take him out. The bottle-throwing incident was first outed by a PAC that clearly wants the guy gone. If they had better stuff, I see no reason why they would wait to use it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (iFTx/)

167 He won 72% of the primary after it was revealed that he had a Nazi tattoo and that he had sexually assaulted a Republican

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:30 PM (uO3MK)

The cesspool known as Reddit is, as always, fascinating.

They are directly saying that even if the accusations against Platner are true, he's still the lesser of two evils. "I hate rape, but I also hate Susan Collins." That's their headspace right now.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 07, 2026 02:40 PM (jGGMD)

168
LOL... Everytime I hear Platners name I think about that
Posted by: It's me donna

Me too.I've always found that malapropism of hers adorably stupid

"Eric Clapner"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 02:40 PM (pMw7s)

169 The casting of Helen is bad...but all his casting choices are bad.

Matt Damon as the wisest of the Greeks? Ralph Fiennes or Sean Bean? Sure. Matt Damon only plays two roles well:

Boston thug
Back stabbing sneaky f*cker

Probably because he isn't acting.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:40 PM (sKqQm)

170 165 it's because nobody believes he's a Nazi. He had a plausible story for how he got the tattoo, he expressed regret about it, and got it promptly covered. People do believe he's a sexual abuser. The allegations are credible and his only defense is to just deny. You don't understand the difference?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (uSCoZ)

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This person is smart.

Very smart.

The smartest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:40 PM (uO3MK)

171
The Wall Street Journal published a rare interview with the duo on Sunday who revealed they paid “a whole chunk of money” to vet Platner but managed to turn up neither his Nazi ink nor many of his Reddit posts.

Posted by: beckster

================

Is this the guy with the voice like Gilbert Gottfried? They had done an interview talking about how swell he was.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2026 02:41 PM (mmrXZ)

172 He won 72% of the primary vote AFTER the Nazi tattoo and immediately after the first round of sexual assault accusations. Why would the voters who didn't care about this shit back then start caring now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (uO3MK)

Doesn't Maine have a high percentage of mail-in ballots?

Posted by: pookysgirl, too tired to look it up at July 07, 2026 02:41 PM (Wt5PA)

173 Mandani calls on Platner to end his campaign.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (xA5g+)

LOL stunning how fast an entire party with a huge crazy "revolutionary" split in it all gets on the same exact page at the exact same time.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 02:42 PM (pcDUa)

174 it's because nobody believes he's a Nazi. He had a plausible story for how he got the tattoo/i]

Dumb teens get stupid Japanese phrases tattoo'd on them because they think they know what it means and they are wrong.

If Platner didn't know the Death's Head was a NAZI symbol why did he choose it? And note one of his other girlfriends said he told her he knew EXACTLY what it meant.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:42 PM (sKqQm)

175 Earlier, someone opined, that if Platner remains that he will be forever in the grift but if he drops out he's gone.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 02:42 PM (+yTe/)

176 167 The cesspool known as Reddit is, as always, fascinating.

They are directly saying that even if the accusations against Platner are true, he's still the lesser of two evils. "I hate rape, but I also hate Susan Collins." That's their headspace right now.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 07, 2026 02:40 PM (jGGMD)

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I understand empty-headed partisanship.

"It doesn't matter who he is as long as he votes the way I want him to vote."

It's a rational logic that makes sense.

I just wish we could agree on the principle of it across parties instead of getting holier than thou every time something personal comes up either side.

And it does because there are soft partisans on both sides who are actively engaged by this sort of stuff (Robinson in NC for governor in 2024, for instance).

So, the stupid dance will continue forever.

Me? I'll probably just keep voting third party because my vote never matters anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:42 PM (uO3MK)

177 I don't think there is worse on Platner. We began with Deathshead SS tattoo and segued to rape-rape. Unless a tyke with a permanently dickshaped mouth that is a 100% match for Platner's oysterslayer comes forward, how does it get worse?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 07, 2026 02:42 PM (28AwC)

178 173 Mandani calls on Platner to end his campaign.

LOL... So Platner is giving Communists a bad name ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2026 02:42 PM (rLtcl)

179 Boston thug
Back stabbing sneaky f*cker

Probably because he isn't acting.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:40 PM (sKqQm)

He was great in The Talented Mr. Ripley playing the sneakiest of f*ckers.

Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2026 02:42 PM (lCppi)

180 "Brenden Dilley
@WarlordDilley
19h
Graham Platner isn't being ejected by the Democrat party for being a drunk, nazi, rapist (allegedly).

He's being ejected because Democrats prefer representatives who are all of those things, but leave no evidence or trail of it for the public.

They want professional scumbags."

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (GD0B3)

181 it's because nobody believes he's a Nazi. He had a plausible story for how he got the tattoo, he expressed regret about it, and got it promptly covered. People do believe he's a sexual abuser. The allegations are credible and his only defense is to just deny. You don't understand the difference?

He's had the tattoo for YEARS. And YEARS.

That's not a plausible story nor was it a 'prompt covering.'

Forest. Trees. Something something.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (2YhKe)

182 I looked up Jackson and he seems like an ahole. That naturally can be excused in politics but won't help against Collins
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 02:27 PM (20Ghg)

Well, Democrat, so it tracks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (1z8ji)

183 Louise Lasser died. Played the title character on Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman. Was once married to Woody Allen, but apparently aged out of the part

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (20Ghg)

184 Matt Damon only plays two roles well:

Boston thug
Back stabbing sneaky f*cker

He was fantastic in "Team America".

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (2ocoG)

185 I don't think there is worse on Platner. We began with Deathshead SS tattoo and segued to rape-rape. Unless a tyke with a permanently dickshaped mouth that is a 100% match for Platner's oysterslayer comes forward, how does it get worse?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 07, 2026 02:42 PM (28AwC)

He had an active account on a known child predation service. Until like 30 days ago.

It can get worse.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (xA5g+)

186 172 He won 72% of the primary vote AFTER the Nazi tattoo and immediately after the first round of sexual assault accusations. Why would the voters who didn't care about this shit back then start caring now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (uO3MK)

Doesn't Maine have a high percentage of mail-in ballots?

Posted by: pookysgirl, too tired to look it up at July 07, 2026 02:41 PM (Wt5PA)

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1. They have for a while. Standard voting behavior for a majority now.

2. If cheating was going to get someone over, it was going to be the person that Chuck Schumer personally recruited to win the race (Janet Mills, current governor), not the upstart DSA candidate with a Nazi tattoo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (uO3MK)

187 Democrat proven strategy has always been, dump the unelectable of candidate, and replace with a candidate who can somehow blame the opposition for the first candidate's problems.

When Bob Torricelli dropped his Senate campaign and Frank Lautenberg stepped in (illegally)...Lautenberg and Democrats accused Republicans of weaponizing the ethics scandal and dragging the removal to the courts as a distraction from Forrester's own political issues.

They'll do the same with Platner. They will say that Republicans knew of Platner's failings in advance and didn't say anything about them, and didn't have the voter's best interests in mind. The Republicans were "immoraly" waiting to drop them for the regular election. That will be the fundamental campaign for the replacement.

Posted by: Orson at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (dIske)

188 Mandani calls on Platner to end his campaign.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (xA5g+)

Who gives a f*ck what he has to say about it?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (2YhKe)

189 I imagine Susan Collins giggled herself to sleep last night.

Posted by: No Name Today at July 07, 2026 02:45 PM (8mulE)

190 Meanwhile, it looks like Irtan is taking pot shots at boats in the Strait again and Trump tells NATO he might take our troops out of Europe...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2026 02:45 PM (rLtcl)

191 Remember when the FNM decided to run with a story about some HS kid that got a "NAZI hair cut"?

This was a national story for several days. Did his hair look like something popular from the late 30s? Sure but...uh...what does that have to do with being a NAZI?

It came out later he had chemo and his "NAZI hair cut" was the best he could manage while his hair was still growing back in.

But if you expect a random HS kid to know a hair cut is a "NAZI one" how the hell can you argue an adult doesnt know the association of the Death's Head symbol with NAZIs? Its in the damn "Are we the baddies" skit by Mitchell and Webb

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:45 PM (sKqQm)

192 > He had a plausible story for how he got the tattoo

Horse. Shit.

Most tattoo parlors will absolutely refuse to do NAZI iconography on clients. You have to intentionally seek out a place that will do this for you.

Additionally, Platner has bragged about how he's a WWII buff. Anyone with even a moderately passing familiarity with the NAZIs will recognize the Totenkopf.

Further, if you're in a place that will do NAZI tattoos, when you're looking through their catalogues, symbols will be grouped together. Even if he somehow didn't recognize the Totenkopf, it would be surrounded by other NAZI iconography. Any sub-retard would be able to see the pattern and think, "This thing is grouped with a bunch of NAZI stuff. Maybe it's a NAZI symbol too!"

Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2026 02:45 PM (mkw2N)

193 LOL stunning how fast an entire party with a huge crazy "revolutionary" split in it all gets on the same exact page at the exact same time.
Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 02:42 PM (pcDUa)

This is why I think Platner will be out by Monday. Too many high-profile Democrats trying to court the far left have disavowed the guy to have him stay in. They need him (for their own sakes) to drop out, "of his own free will," and support a more palatable replacement, and they'll do whatever they have to do to ensure it.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 07, 2026 02:45 PM (jGGMD)

194 Matt Damon was good in The Martian and the first couple Jason Bourne movies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 02:45 PM (20Ghg)

195 75 Remember when the Democrats didn't hate America?

Good times.
Posted by: Robert
--

Yeah, they said, bend over it will only hurt at first.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 02:46 PM (+yTe/)

196 >Matt Damon only plays two roles well:
Boston thug
Back stabbing sneaky f*cker
Probably because he isn't acting.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:40 PM (sKqQm)
==

He plays a guy who buys a zoo pretty well.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 07, 2026 02:46 PM (0bjKf)

197 I didn't realize Maine was such a f'ed up state.
They are no California by any means, but still.....

Posted by: Case at July 07, 2026 02:46 PM (IY9No)

198 Meanwhile, it looks like Irtan

And Iran is too...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2026 02:46 PM (rLtcl)

199 What's the riverboat gambler Shaky Susan got on Platner?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2026 02:46 PM (9So/u)

200 Update from Washington Nearsider:

Mark Halpern said he's hearing Platner won't step aside unless his wife is his replacement.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

===

Is he old enough ?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 07, 2026 02:46 PM (/lPRQ)

201 Right! I heard about that; Herr OberOysterFuhrer said my wife better replace me if she knows what's good for her.

Posted by: Nelly at July 07, 2026 02:46 PM (6+ehB)

202 "I hate rape, but I also hate Susan Collins." That's their headspace right now.

Ahh, the existential question of the modern Democrat: rape or Susan Collins?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:46 PM (2ocoG)

203 it

And as far as the woman playing Helen of Troy, I don't know about the acting ability of the actress, but if the point was that in order to be considered for awards they have to have multi ethnic casting, they could have found a black actress who was better looking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (Bw1/o)

204
I remember when "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman" was a thing. To my knowledge, it never made it big in syndication, if it was offered there at all.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (pMw7s)

205 I assume Mills and the Dem establishment have made it clear he will be prosecuted if he stays in.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (sKqQm)

Since she never went to the police that isn't going to be a great case N years later.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (uhVAy)

206 Bernie Sanders working to get his favored choice as a replacement is rather ambitious.

(I just wanted to see if auto correct would allow "Bernie Sanders" and "working" and "ambitious" in the same sentence. )

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (+SZb7)

207 Graham Platner was recruited to run for Senate by a pair of socialist political operatives, Daniel Moraff and Leanne Fan, who determined that another prospective candidate had “a skeleton in the closet.”
Posted by: beckster

So the rapist Nazi was okay, but the other one had "a skeleton in the closet?"

What kind of skeleton would that be? They gave birth to a child rather than aborting it? They once said Trump wasn't all that bad? They made TikTok videos of the "boil a golden retriever puppy alive challenge?"

Posted by: mikeski at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (tFE/A)

208 Maine wasn't this effed up until the Somalis arrived

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (20Ghg)

209 People have been saying "if a Nazi sits down at a table" for a decade now. Lol that shit ended soon as we got a couple of pictures out of Ukraine.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (uSCoZ)

That one is a new phrase to me. Any idea what it means?

Posted by: pookysgirl, too tired to look it up at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (Wt5PA)

210 They are directly saying that even if the accusations against Platner are true, he's still the lesser of two evils. "I hate rape, but I also hate Susan Collins." That's their headspace right now.

Many are drifting away from that position, too, through whatever mental gymnastics they need.

Vote Blue No Matter Who stopped being a thing after Mamdani's mayoral race when it was obvious that it was just a thing establishment Democrats said in order to get people to be supportive of their candidates while never genuinely meaning to reciprocating in turn with candidates they didn't like.

It's still very much a thing. There's people with tons of upvotes, today, on these communities (like r / maine) who say they will vote for Platner if he's the nominee and he stays in the race. Heck. His own accuser went on the air and said that her friends would still vote for him. She herself said “we needed more people like him in politics”.

Because modern leftists could give a fuck all about freedom, they just really jealous that no matter how much Grey matter they have its still aint shit compared to charisma

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (uSCoZ)

211 Can we reward him for staying in the race maybe buying a couple hundred thousand of his books?

Posted by: Goatweed at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (jK3NL)

212 Matt Damon only plays two roles well:

Boston thug
Back stabbing sneaky f*cker

He was fantastic in "Team America".
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (2ocoG)

I enjoyed his exit scene in Interstellar.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 07, 2026 02:48 PM (jGGMD)

213 Ha Ha Ha love it.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at July 07, 2026 02:48 PM (3oAwB)

214 Since she never went to the police that isn't going to be a great case N years later.

Depends on if it was a sexy rape or not and honestly? It sounds pretty sexy to me.

Posted by: E Jean Carroll at July 07, 2026 02:48 PM (sKqQm)

215 Another bad news day for Dems. Trump in front of Mt. Rushmore, declaring the US will never be a Communist country still reverberates. Platner holding his own party hostage. Newsom in hot water. Kamala staggers and weaves her way to the 2028 Dem leader. Bernie babbles. Gas prices slowly fall.

Posted by: mrp at July 07, 2026 02:48 PM (rj6Yv)

216 Mandani calls on Platner to end his campaign.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (xA5g+)

Who gives a f*ck what he has to say about it?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (2YhKe)
_______

Because according to some (including on our side), Bombdaddy is the single most influential player on the far-left, and for someone like that to call on a fellow far-leftist is noteworthy. It's a big push by even the DSA to get rid of him.

Or, if you believe what I've been saying, Bombdaddy isn't a radical at all, but really just an effete narcist clown who is secretly just another Dumocrap establishment hack (like Bernie). Then his call for Main Nazi to get lost is just another example of the establishment wanting to get rid of him.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

217 There is definitely much worse on him, which is why they want him out now. Also this elevates the race even more nationally if they have a purportedly "clean" candidate to run. That's what it's all looking like.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 02:49 PM (pcDUa)

218 Platner to democrat party: How's my d*ck taste? I mean, after I've forced myself on you... Not like with that one chick, or that other one.... Like a viking would do to another dude... but not in teh ghey way, more like prison where one has to establish dominance by finding the sweetest sexiest piece of man meat in the place, and watch him in the shower as the soap bubbles run down the crack of his azz... Wait, what was I saying again?

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at July 07, 2026 02:49 PM (Iwv3U)

219 The quote is a fragment of "If a Nazi sits down at a table of ten people and no one objects, there are eleven Nazis at the table."

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 02:49 PM (sKqQm)

220 If anyone's wondering why I hate the GOPe? The Democrats are such a rolling clusterf*** that an honest and competent party would have wiped them out twenty years ago.

And this is Exhibit...oh hell I've lost count.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at July 07, 2026 02:50 PM (OUMaO)

221
Li'l Tottie won't go down without a fight. He is Clapner's Kuato.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 02:50 PM (pMw7s)

222 Or, if you believe what I've been saying, Bombdaddy isn't a radical at all, but really just an effete narcist clown who is secretly just another Dumocrap establishment hack (like Bernie).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

Yeah, I don't believe this at all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:50 PM (2YhKe)

223 210 Vote Blue No Matter Who stopped being a thing after Mamdani's mayoral race when it was obvious that it was just a thing establishment Democrats said in order to get people to be supportive of their candidates while never genuinely meaning to reciprocating in turn with candidates they didn't like.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (uSCoZ)

=======

The left really are in the early stages of their version of the Tea Party.

But, I suspect that the energy they'll try to capture and policies they'll try to advance are far less broadly appealing as what the Tea Party became: MAGA.

Should be interesting to watch white socialists go to war with Great Society black Democrats about how much Jew hate needs to be the center of the party's messaging.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:50 PM (uO3MK)

224 I didn't realize Maine was such a f'ed up state.
They are no California by any means, but still.....
Posted by: Case at July 07, 2026 02:46 PM (IY9No)

Eh, it's more a Portland thing. Go to northern Maine or the "Down East" section and you'll see Trump flags everywhere.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 07, 2026 02:50 PM (jGGMD)

225 Most tattoo parlors will absolutely refuse to do NAZI iconography on clients. You have to intentionally seek out a place that will do this for you.

Additionally, Platner has bragged about how he's a WWII buff. Anyone with even a moderately passing familiarity with the NAZIs will recognize the Totenkopf.

Further, if you're in a place that will do NAZI tattoos, when you're looking through their catalogues, symbols will be grouped together. Even if he somehow didn't recognize the Totenkopf, it would be surrounded by other NAZI iconography. Any sub-retard would be able to see the pattern and think, "This thing is grouped with a bunch of NAZI stuff. Maybe it's a NAZI symbol too!"
Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2026 02:45 PM (mkw2N)

You hardly need to be an expert to recognize the Totenkopf - its on every SS Baddie in the cool black uniforms in every WWII movie. It's like in second place after the swastika itself.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 02:50 PM (uhVAy)

226 "I hate rape, but I also hate Susan Collins." That's their headspace right now.

Ahh, the existential question of the modern Democrat: rape or Susan Collins?
Posted by: Ian S.
===

Embrace the power of "and".
- Shit Admiral Akbar Said.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 07, 2026 02:50 PM (/lPRQ)

227 People have been saying "if a Nazi sits down at a table" for a decade now. Lol that shit ended soon as we got a couple of pictures out of Ukraine.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (uSCoZ)

That one is a new phrase to me. Any idea what it means?
Posted by: pookysgirl, too tired to look it up at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (Wt5PA)
________

It means that if a Nazi sits at a table and the others don't immediately leave or punch him in the face, then they are all Nazis at the table. Sorta like "silence equals consent."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

228 Who has gone to jail?
Who has been deported?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 02:51 PM (+yTe/)

229 Because according to some (including on our side), Bombdaddy is the single most influential player on the far-left, and for someone like that to call on a fellow far-leftist is noteworthy. It's a big push by even the DSA to get rid of him.
----------

I will say again - The DSA is Fake Democrat MAGA, ie a bs psy op to revive the Democrat Party.

Mamdani jumping into the chorus so quickly is a clear demonstration of it. Everything Democrats do and say is bullshit.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 02:51 PM (pcDUa)

230 212 Matt Damon only plays two roles well:

Boston thug
Back stabbing sneaky f*cker

He was fantastic in "Team America".
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (2ocoG)

I enjoyed his exit scene in Interstellar.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 07, 2026 02:48 PM (jGGMD)
---------
He got debigulated in Downsizing.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 07, 2026 02:51 PM (PiwSw)

231 You don't need to parse it too much.

Guy with a giant Nazi tattoo is a Nazi.

Guy who gets off yanking his pud in chemical toilets and cruises for child meat on pedo apps is a dangerous sex pervert.

I don't see any need to argue with anyone who tries to defend this dude.

It is what it is. He's a psycho Nazi pervert. That doesn't bother them at all. They need to just own it.

I long said they should run John Hinckley. But he's old news. They should order some judge to release Tyler Robinson and run him for President. Biggest turnout EVAH.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 02:52 PM (BI5O2)

232 This is kind of funny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 07, 2026 02:52 PM (zZu0s)

233 1. They have for a while. Standard voting behavior for a majority now.

2. If cheating was going to get someone over, it was going to be the person that Chuck Schumer personally recruited to win the race (Janet Mills, current governor), not the upstart DSA candidate with a Nazi tattoo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:43 PM (uO3MK)

I should have been more clear that if the mail-in ballot percentage was high, people had probably voted before they'd heard about about the forced sex stuff.

Posted by: pookysgirl, clear as mud at July 07, 2026 02:52 PM (Wt5PA)

234 This whole thing is just an inside power struggle between the Schumer wing and the Bernie-bots. Neither side gives a hoot who gets in as long as they get to choose the candidate. Being able to increase the roll on the D side of the senate is just the secondary goal.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 07, 2026 02:52 PM (3Ope8)

235 55 Body of Missing Paddle Boarder Pulled From Pond Behind Obama's $12 Million Martha's Vineyard Estate.
Posted by: 13times

Another one?

Cue Richard Jordan voice: "Barack, you've lost ANOTHER paddle boarder?"
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 02:22 PM (77rzZ)

It's 'Eggs Been a D*ck' that i want for breakfast and the sooner you b*tch a** chefs figure that out, the sooner we'll stop sending you to the train station.'

Posted by: Nelly at July 07, 2026 02:53 PM (6+ehB)

236 That one is a new phrase to me. Any idea what it means?
Posted by: pookysgirl

Yes. If a Nazi sits down at a table, you have a table full of Nazis. If they weren't Nazis, they stop him from joining them or leave. The Left uses it to tar conservative moderates who associate with people they call Nazis.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2026 02:53 PM (uSCoZ)

237 I long said they should run John Hinckley. But he's old news. They should order some judge to release Tyler Robinson and run him for President. Biggest turnout EVAH.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 02:52 PM (BI5O2)

They will work to get the dreamy Boston bomber out of prison.

They will fawn over him like he's the next JFK Jr.

He will become Democrat royalty.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:53 PM (2YhKe)

238 Mark Halpern said he's hearing Platner won't step aside unless his wife is his replacement.
-
Are we sure that's not a Mitch McConnell rumor?

Posted by: Methos at July 07, 2026 02:53 PM (vSvIl)

239 Who gives a f*ck what he has to say about it?

Mamdami is for all intents and purposes the leader of the Democrat Party. He's tall, dark, and Muslim, he's openly anti-Semitic, and he's a rich trust-funder. He's every liberal white woman's dream boyfriend, and all Democrats are liberal white women. Especially the black men.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:54 PM (2ocoG)

240 232 This is kind of funny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 07, 2026 02:52 PM (zZu0s)

========

Both sides of the intraparty fight are going to blame the other for not gaining the Senate.

The entire party seemed convinced that a clear majority was possible. They'd just need Maine, and North Carolina, and...Texas...and Ohio...and Alaska while holding onto Michigan and Georgia to do it.

And when they lose Maine by a larger margin that 2020, North Carolina comes down to the wire (I'm holding out hope for a Whatley win, but I don't think I'll bet on it), and even Georgia ends up far closer than expected...

Both will treat a couple of major races like the Maine senate as ground zero for what went wrong. And everyone will scream and no one will listen and things will get nasty.

And I will have the lulz.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:54 PM (uO3MK)

241
how does it get worse?

Could be raining!

Posted by: Eyegore at July 07, 2026 02:54 PM (Cqx++)

242 Are we sure that's not a Mitch McConnell rumor?
Posted by: Methos at July 07, 2026 02:53 PM (vSvIl)

Looks like old Turtle is still alive... Sort of...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2026 02:54 PM (FtULh)

243 Ahh, the existential question of the modern Democrat: rape or Susan Collins?
Posted by: Ian S.
===
Embrace the power of "and".
- Shit Admiral Akbar Said.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

🐙 🍆 💦 👵

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 07, 2026 02:55 PM (uSCoZ)

244 I'm taking bets on him dropping out at the Friday Night News Dump.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 02:55 PM (pcDUa)

245 Or, if you believe what I've been saying, Bombdaddy isn't a radical at all, but really just an effete narcist clown who is secretly just another Dumocrap establishment hack (like Bernie).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

Yeah, I don't believe this at all.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:50 PM (2YhKe)
_______

There is no daylight at all between him and any other Democrap.

Everything he has said and done has already been said -- and done or at least attempted -- by every Democrap NYC mayor since Dinkins. But that's not reported by ragebait news sources who get clicks from "OMG WOULD YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THIS GUY SAID NOW!"

Bill Di Blasio was far more of a true believer and more dangerous for the city. I lived through his disastrous mayor terms. He was way worse than this swarthy clown will be.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

246 233
I should have been more clear that if the mail-in ballot percentage was high, people had probably voted before they'd heard about about the forced sex stuff.

Posted by: pookysgirl, clear as mud at July 07, 2026 02:52 PM (Wt5PA)

=======

Yes, most of the voting probably happened before the first NYT story.

Still, he won with 72%. Most of the ballots were returned in the final days, and he walked away with a super majority of votes.

He is Maine's choice.

Those rich men north of Richmond are just trying to deny the voters of Maine their suffrage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:55 PM (uO3MK)

247 Mark Halpern said he's hearing Platner won't step aside unless his wife is his replacement.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

By not putting the Nazi rapist in DC, you're still putting the Nazi rapist in DC.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:56 PM (2YhKe)

248 ... And as far as the woman playing Helen of Troy
===

They could have been lazy and pick a random person who looked vaguely the Mediterranean part of a legendary character.

If they are going that far off-base why not just cast the Spider Queen Lolth? Maybe Marvin the Martian would be fun.

Everybody acts like everything is totally normal.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 07, 2026 02:56 PM (/lPRQ)

249 Should be interesting to watch white socialists go to war with Great Society black Democrats about how much Jew hate needs to be the center of the party's messaging.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Yeah, that's the driving force of Jew hatred in the Democratic Party...

Posted by: Millions of Imported 3rd World Muslims at July 07, 2026 02:57 PM (uSCoZ)

250 This is my chance!

Posted by: Candace Owens at July 07, 2026 02:57 PM (0e5Te)

251 Looks like old Turtle is still alive... Sort of...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2026 02:54 PM (FtULh)

*twirls scythe*

Posted by: a shadowy cloaked figure at July 07, 2026 02:57 PM (gKWVE)

252 I haven't had sexual intercourse since Bill Clinton was president and my husband will confirm it so you don't have to worry about any rape stories in my closet!
Posted by: Janet Mills at July 07, 2026 02:20 PM (sKqQm)

Braaaains...

Posted by: zombie Stanley Kuklinski at July 07, 2026 02:57 PM (Sy6m/)

253

Sound advice from James Woods -

James Woods
@RealJamesWoods
·
25m
Scott, Mitch McConnell is a Trump-hating thorn in the side of the American people. We wish him well in his retirement, which should start today, thank you. And hopefully you will, having done your gracious duty, now work to get a replacement who will get the SAVE ACT passed.
Quote

Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY
·
2h
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a

Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 02:57 PM (kX27y)

254
*twirls scythe*
Posted by: a shadowy cloaked figure at July 07, 2026 02:57 PM (gKWVE)

GET DOWN with your bad self......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:57 PM (2YhKe)

255 What kind of skeleton would that be? They gave birth to a child rather than aborting it? They once said Trump wasn't all that bad? They made TikTok videos of the "boil a golden retriever puppy alive challenge?"
Posted by: mikeski at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (tFE/A)

I heard he brained one of his staffers with a jeroboam of scotch and then said "now we drink from her skull."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 02:57 PM (BI5O2)

256 It gets me that Maine Democrats can't find a single US Senate candidate who can pass for normal.

Posted by: troyriser at July 07, 2026 02:57 PM (v1M8F)

257 Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:54 PM (2ocoG)

Mamdani would never have been my idea of a boyfriend and I stopped voting for Democrats in 2008. However, the anti semetism, the fact that Mamdani smiles too much, is a nepo baby and has never had a real job would have turned me right off.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2026 02:58 PM (Bw1/o)

258 Yes. If a Nazi sits down at a table, you have a table full of Nazis. If they weren't Nazis, they stop him from joining them or leave. The Left uses it to tar conservative moderates who associate with people they call Nazis.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2026 02:53 PM (uSCoZ)

The rest of us would call that "guilt by association," but I guess we're just simpletons.

Posted by: pookysgirl, not S-M-R-T at July 07, 2026 02:58 PM (Wt5PA)

259 203 it

And as far as the woman playing Helen of Troy, I don't know about the acting ability of the actress, but if the point was that in order to be considered for awards they have to have multi ethnic casting, they could have found a black actress who was better looking.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2026

I think she is very, very pretty. Her skin is incredible. But she should never have said the uneducated things she has said about Homer as it fuels the fire of everything wrong with this movie.

Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 02:58 PM (Dd38x)

260 Democrats, Nazis and Commies!

Oh My!!!

Posted by: The Critic at July 07, 2026 02:58 PM (wtvvX)

261 Mark Halpern said he's hearing Platner won't step aside unless his wife is his replacement.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

I'm pretty sure she's sat at tables with him, so she's a Nazi. Not that that would stop Dems from voting for her, I guess.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 07, 2026 02:58 PM (uSCoZ)

262 Helluva rainstorm in ETEX and Mrs. E and me trapped in Brookdkires.

Posted by: Eromero at July 07, 2026 02:59 PM (hg6hp)

263 The rest of us would call that "guilt by association," but I guess we're just simpletons.

Posted by: pookysgirl, not S-M-R-T at July 07, 2026 02:58 PM (Wt5PA)

The Leftist answer is that he was standing at the table the whole time so they're actually not gullty by association.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 02:59 PM (pcDUa)

264 So, I wonder what kind of consulting fee Platner is going to get?

A few million for his time and trouble.
And quietly leaving....
In theory...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 07, 2026 02:35 PM (Sco7b)

Problem is their war chest is broke. Some real person will have to pony up any bribe.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 02:59 PM (uhVAy)

265
And as far as the woman playing Helen of Troy, I don't know about the acting ability of the actress, but if the point was that in order to be considered for awards they have to have multi ethnic casting, they could have found a black actress who was better looking.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

================

Or they could blow off the awards if that's what it takes to win one.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2026 03:00 PM (mmrXZ)

266 264 So, I wonder what kind of consulting fee Platner is going to get?

A few million for his time and trouble.
And quietly leaving....
In theory...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 07, 2026 02:35 PM (Sco7b)

Problem is their war chest is broke. Some real person will have to pony up any bribe.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 02:59 PM (uhVAy)

======

If he stays in, he has a chance of becoming Senator.

If he drops out, there's a chance they treat him as well as they're treating Biden post-drop out (how much has he fundraised for his presidential library again?).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 03:00 PM (uO3MK)

267 You know who else tried to pick his own successor?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2026 03:00 PM (guGkK)

268 I think she is very, very pretty. Her skin is incredible. But she should never have said the uneducated things she has said about Homer as it fuels the fire of everything wrong with this movie.

Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 02:58 PM

She is only repeating everything she has been told since they decided not to abort her. From grade school through acting college she has been brain washed to hate men, especially white men. Why would anyone think she would say anything other than the drivel she has been taught to think is beyond me.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2026 03:00 PM (0N4FZ)

269 People have been saying "if a Nazi sits down at a table" for a decade now. Lol that shit ended soon as we got a couple of pictures out of Ukraine.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2026 02:39 PM (uSCoZ)
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That one is a new phrase to me. Any idea what it means?
Posted by: pookysgirl, too tired to look it up
===

The Reinhard Heydrich clone was elected Governor of Virginia.
S/he/it does not even try to hide it.

appearance or politics...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 07, 2026 03:00 PM (/lPRQ)

270
I think she is very, very pretty. Her skin is incredible. But she should never have said the uneducated things she has said about Homer as it fuels the fire of everything wrong with this movie.
Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 02:58 PM (Dd38x)

I usually do find it amazing whom women put on such a list.

Very, very pretty?

Um........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:00 PM (2YhKe)

271 208 Maine wasn't this effed up until the Somalis arrived
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (20Ghg)

This. I bet all the Somalis vote by mail and that they all fill their ballots out as directed by some imam in a mosque, or worse, they sign and hand them to the imam, blank.

Posted by: Cu at July 07, 2026 03:00 PM (/WHpM)

272
Mark Halpern said he's hearing Platner won't step aside unless his wife is his replacement.

Are you saying that he stopped slobbering over Ro Me the Money to write about someone else?

Truly, the bloom is off that rose.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 03:01 PM (pMw7s)

273 Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 02:58 PM

Actresses should just shut up about their political opinions. The studios should make them sign an agreement on that beforehand.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2026 03:01 PM (Bw1/o)

274 platner -- verb: To have your state's reputation ruined and turned into a laughingstock by a candidate so bad that all the other states fear being compared to you. Usage example: "I hope we don't get platnered by electing this douchebag."

Posted by: zombie at July 07, 2026 03:01 PM (Av6i5)

275 And as far as the woman playing Helen of Troy, I don't know about the acting ability of the actress, but if the point was that in order to be considered for awards they have to have multi ethnic casting, they could have found a black actress who was better looking.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2026
_______

Lupita Nyong'o is beautiful. She is, however, way too old to play Helen.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

276 TJM, I just watched your video about Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die

I saw most of the movie, my other choice was staring into space and staring into space won.

But I liked your idea about originality.

It's like the difference between an homage and a rip-off.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 07, 2026 03:02 PM (RIvkX)

277
Zombie Rudolph Hess larfs

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 03:02 PM (pMw7s)

278 267 You know who else tried to pick his own successor?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2026 03:00 PM (guGkK)

Who?

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at July 07, 2026 03:02 PM (/WHpM)

279 I know who he wants to pick. I think her name is Eva something.

Posted by: LSD at July 07, 2026 03:02 PM (MIzYE)

280 276 TJM, I just watched your video about Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die

I saw most of the movie, my other choice was staring into space and staring into space won.

But I liked your idea about originality.

It's like the difference between an homage and a rip-off.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 07, 2026 03:02 PM (RIvkX)

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Well, thank you.

And I know that they were inspired by Sorcerer! I know it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (uO3MK)

281 >>Lupita Nyong'o is beautiful. She is, however, way too old to play Helen.

She's a Popeye's 6.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (5MUB0)

282 The Dems have no leader. Martin is a non-,entity as party head. Schumer and Jefferies are clueless. The Dems presidential contenders are idiots. Obama is showing how he's worse than useless. So the DSA and people like Mamdani appear to be the leaders. Right over a cliff , baby

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (20Ghg)

283
273 Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 02:58 PM

Actresses should just shut up about their political opinions. The studios should make them sign an agreement on that beforehand.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2026 03:01 PM (Bw1/o)

It was even political, beyond wokism. It was absolutely uneducated dreck, from someone with MFA degree. Embarrassingly so. Maybe they should just comment on how blessed they are to have this job and nothing else. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (Dd38x)

284 Actresses should just shut up about their political opinions. The studios should make them sign an agreement on that beforehand.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2026 03:01 PM (Bw1/o)

They are now trying to end Dewayne "The Rock" Johnson because he WON'T give political opinions.

The attention is what they crave. If they have to throw down useless brain free opinions about politics to get it, they have no qualms doing it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (2YhKe)

285 That one is a new phrase to me. Any idea what it means?

Posted by: pookysgirl, too tired to look it up at July 07, 2026 02:47 PM (Wt5PA)

The Azov Battalion is a pretty hard-core Nazi group, and they are also an integral part of the Ukraine Armed Forces.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (l4RKn)

286 281 >>Lupita Nyong'o is beautiful. She is, however, way too old to play Helen.

She's a Popeye's 6.
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (5MUB0)

Then I am a Walmart 2, and that is a hard pill to swallow.

Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 03:04 PM (Dd38x)

287 Her skin is incredible.

Is she roomy?

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at July 07, 2026 03:04 PM (wBRco)

288 I usually do find it amazing whom women put on such a list.

Very, very pretty?

Um........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:00 PM

That's wild. There are hot black women out there. That woman is not one of them.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 03:04 PM (2ocoG)

289 Then I am a Walmart 2, and that is a hard pill to swallow.

Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 03:04 PM (Dd38x)

Swallowing helps!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 07, 2026 03:04 PM (xA5g+)

290 Who?
Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at July 07, 2026 03:02 PM (/WHpM)

Dollars to Donitz, you'll never guess.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2026 03:04 PM (guGkK)

291 Ha ha, so they can't get rid of their pet Nazi? They should have thought of that before feeding it after midnight.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 07, 2026 03:04 PM (CwhoI)

292
platner -- verb: To have your state's reputation ruined and turned into a laughingstock by a candidate so bad that all the other states fear being compared to you.

South Carolina has removed "He's out hiking on the Appalachian Trail" from its lexicon of political shame phrases.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 03:05 PM (pMw7s)

293 Who gives a f*ck what he has to say about it?

Mamdami is for all intents and purposes the leader of the Democrat Party. He's tall, dark, and Muslim, he's openly anti-Semitic, and he's a rich trust-funder. He's every liberal white woman's dream boyfriend, and all Democrats are liberal white women. Especially the black men.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:54 PM (2ocoG)

Like all Commies he's done the overpromising to win the election, and now he has to govern. The increasing taxes, fleeing jobs and massive debt isn't going to go away with photo ops.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 03:05 PM (uhVAy)

294 282 The Dems have no leader. Martin is a non-,entity as party head. Schumer and Jefferies are clueless. The Dems presidential contenders are idiots. Obama is showing how he's worse than useless. So the DSA and people like Mamdani appear to be the leaders. Right over a cliff , baby

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (20Ghg)

=======

The Chicago Machine brought the politboro to national politics. Obama was never the real leader. Instead, he was the figurehead.

Then the figurehead leaves power and the politboro remains to fight amongst itself for power.

The party would probably be in healthier shape internally if they'd let Sanders win in 2020. Someone would have exerted control over the apparatus and exerted a vision to trickle down to the rest of the organizations.

Instead...fiefdoms just kept fighting each other with Biden being even more of an empty figurehead than Obama.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 03:05 PM (uO3MK)

295 They are now trying to end Dewayne "The Rock" Johnson because he WON'T give political opinions.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (2YhKe)

They're so, so dumb.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 03:05 PM (xA5g+)

296 Lupita Nyong'o is beautiful. She is, however, way too old to play Helen.

She's a Popeye's 6.
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (5MUB0)

Then I am a Walmart 2, and that is a hard pill to swallow.
Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 03:04 PM (Dd38x)

I find you all woefully inaccurate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:05 PM (2YhKe)

297 >>Then I am a Walmart 2, and that is a hard pill to swallow.

I can't tell you as I have never seen you.

But that chick is not hot. Barely above average, imo.

Of course, my dick is racist as fuck.
Most black women look like black men in drag to me.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:05 PM (5MUB0)

298 Janet Mills, #2, was on TV today saying that she should be the nominee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (uO3MK)

It has been her goal since suspending her campaign...she's been playing the Steyer strategy (albeit it failed for him, too)...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 07, 2026 03:05 PM (tOcjL)

299 Actors should be fit with powerful shock collars when they leave the set, that blast them whenever they speak.

We don't want the Union man who guards the kennels having to hear that shit and complaining to his steward.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 03:05 PM (BI5O2)

300 286 281 >>Lupita Nyong'o is beautiful. She is, however, way too old to play Helen.

She's a Popeye's 6.
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (5MUB0)

Then I am a Walmart 2, and that is a hard pill to swallow.
Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 03:04 PM (Dd38x

And let me just add on I spend a lot of money, Garret, to try for a target 5.

Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 03:06 PM (Dd38x)

301 The Dems presidential contenders are idiots.

Fight me, bitch! Say that to my face!

Posted by: Gavin Newsom, trying to sound tough and masculine on social media at July 07, 2026 03:06 PM (uSCoZ)

302 301 The Dems presidential contenders are idiots.

Fight me, bitch! Say that to my face!

Posted by: Gavin Newsom, trying to sound tough and masculine on social media at July 07, 2026 03:06 PM (uSCoZ)

=======

How's that major aide of yours who wore a wire for the FBI?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 03:06 PM (uO3MK)

303 Very, very pretty?

Um........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:00 PM (2YhKe)

Women have the absolute worst taste in women, or at least the sort of women men find attractive.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 03:06 PM (l4RKn)

304 OT: Someone shared a picture of the Kelce's in 2040:

https://tinyurl.com/3yenfpbn

It should meet some people's approval, because it shows them still together.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 07, 2026 03:07 PM (qx7Zg)

305
Women have the absolute worst taste in women, or at least the sort of women men find attractive.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 03:06 PM (l4RKn)

I find this to be the case most often.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:07 PM (2YhKe)

306 Lupita Nyong'o is beautiful. She is, however, way too old to play Helen.

She's a Popeye's 6.
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (5MUB0)
________

If you think she's a Popeyes 6 then please don't set anyone up on a blind date.

She was almost universally acknowledged to be a beauty right up until the second she was announced as Helen, and only then did some people on our side suddenly start questioning her looks.

Like the liberals did to Tyra Banks. One of the most successful models of all time. Liberals fawned all over her. But then she committed the ultimate sin in their eyes of being slightly conservative, and then all of a sudden "well, she was never that pretty anyway."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

307 Ok so the DSA and Dems are basically women in mind or body or both.

I don’t think they whistle past rape.

Posted by: MJ at July 07, 2026 03:07 PM (t5TdD)

308 Maine Senate party winner
D:57%
R: 43%

Maine Senate Winner Person
Collins 45%
Troy Jackson 31%
Nirvana Shah 11%

Platner Drops out

Before July 10: 71%
Before July 9: 61%
Before July 8: 26%

Posted by: Kalshi Odds at July 07, 2026 03:08 PM (Tpp9k)

309 Platner just gave it the ol' number 7.

Posted by: Taggart at July 07, 2026 03:08 PM (anL5R)

310 >>If you think she's a Popeyes 6 then please don't set anyone up on a blind date.

>She was almost universally acknowledged to be a beauty

...almost.

So close.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:08 PM (5MUB0)

311 >>>He's tall, dark, and Muslim, he's openly anti-Semitic, and he's a rich trust-funder. He's every liberal white woman's dream boyfriend

But enough about Obama...

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 07, 2026 03:08 PM (CwhoI)

312 Ok so the DSA and Dems are basically women in mind or body or both.

I don’t think they whistle past rape.

Posted by: MJ at July 07, 2026 03:07 PM (t5TdD)

Why did they whistle past it for so many others but not for this one?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 03:09 PM (xA5g+)

313 She was almost universally acknowledged to be a beauty

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

What color is the sky in that universe?, because it sure as sh*t isn't blue.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 03:09 PM (l4RKn)

314 She was almost universally acknowledged to be a beauty right up until the second she was announced as Helen...

You know who else was universally acknowledged to be a beauty?

Posted by: Michelle Obama at July 07, 2026 03:09 PM (uSCoZ)

315 And I know that they were inspired by Sorcerer! I know it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (uO3MK)
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My first thought was Pulp Fiction

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 07, 2026 03:09 PM (RIvkX)

316 Ok so the DSA and Dems are basically women in mind or body or both.

I don’t think they whistle past rape.

==
Oh don't be too sure about that.

*bites lip*

Posted by: Billy Jeff at July 07, 2026 03:09 PM (anL5R)

317 FTR -
My local(ish) Popeye's employs no less than 3 girls that are infinitely hotter than this chick.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:09 PM (5MUB0)

318 Can you imagine Platner actually being in the Senate?

"OK, we now convene the Senate Appropriations Committee."

Platner: "BORING! When can we start killing Jews?"

Posted by: zombie at July 07, 2026 03:10 PM (Av6i5)

319 OK, fine, Michelle Obama is gorgeous!

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 03:10 PM (GD0B3)

320 That one is a new phrase to me. Any idea what it means?
Posted by: pookysgirl

Yes. If a Nazi sits down at a table, you have a table full of Nazis. If they weren't Nazis, they stop him from joining them or leave. The Left uses it to tar conservative moderates who associate with people they call Nazis.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

So, Birds of feather...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 07, 2026 03:10 PM (/lPRQ)

321 Like the liberals did to Tyra Banks. One of the most successful models of all time. Liberals fawned all over her. But then she committed the ultimate sin in their eyes of being slightly conservative, and then all of a sudden "well, she was never that pretty anyway."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

Nah, Tyra was never seen as unbeautiful (except when she got a little chunky) - she just revealed herself to be unpleasant and nasty, even to her theoretical friends...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 07, 2026 03:10 PM (tOcjL)

322 315 And I know that they were inspired by Sorcerer! I know it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 03:03 PM (uO3MK)
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My first thought was Pulp Fiction

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 07, 2026 03:09 PM (RIvkX)

======

Well, the writer would agree with you.

But, dammit, there's no larger narrative in Pulp Fiction on which to hang the rest of the anthology stories! It's just an anthology!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 03:10 PM (uO3MK)

323 Then I am a Walmart 2, and that is a hard pill to swallow.
Posted by: Piper

*coughcough bullshit coughcough*

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2026 03:10 PM (zim0n)

324 Next Monday is the deadline for Maine's ballot lineup, right?

Posted by: mrp at July 07, 2026 03:10 PM (rj6Yv)

325 That was a joke.

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 03:10 PM (GD0B3)

326
Platner just gave it the ol' number 7.

Posted by: Taggart

Surely you meant the ol' number six

And don't you call me Shirley.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 03:10 PM (pMw7s)

327 Like the liberals did to Tyra Banks

I never found Tyra Banks all that attractive either.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:10 PM (2YhKe)

328 Collins is on her knees right now pleading for Platner to stay in and for all the Dems to re-endorse him.... just so whatever nasty dirt she has to drop will really hit home.

Like "I'm susan Collins, and today I have Little Billy Jones, age ten, who has a story to tell. Billy? Yes, Let me tell you about how Mr. Platner tracked me down and took off my "Ok Billy, we get it. Thank you media for coming here today and for your endorsement, again, of Mr. Platner."

Posted by: SimoHayha at July 07, 2026 03:11 PM (/ZkOF)

329 And let me just add on I spend a lot of money, Garret, to try for a target 5.
Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 03:06 PM (Dd38x)

Sadly true. Exceptions for Vanessa Williams and Halle Berry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 07, 2026 03:11 PM (zZu0s)

330 Maine is only fucked up on the coastline. You either have rich liberals from Boston, welfare scum or Obama's Ethopian refugees he stuck there 15 years ago. They all vote the same.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 07, 2026 03:11 PM (2noDb)

331 @280 TJM , Sorcerer was a great movie. Tough to market because no character was likeable

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 03:11 PM (20Ghg)

332 She was almost universally acknowledged to be a beauty

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

Lupita's the woman in the ED commercial when the announcer says "When even your woman can't help you get it up, we can!"

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 07, 2026 03:11 PM (qx7Zg)

333 If one Nazi climbs into a port-a-potty with ten Democrats, you have a Party.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 03:11 PM (BI5O2)

334 Ah, mistake on cutting and pasting. I meant to clip garretd 'my dick is racist as fuck' bit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 07, 2026 03:11 PM (zZu0s)

335 You could split cordwood with her elbows man, sheesh.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at July 07, 2026 03:12 PM (anL5R)

336 Can you imagine Platner actually being in the Senate?

"OK, we now convene the Senate Appropriations Committee."

Platner: "BORING! When can we start killing Jews?"

Posted by: zombie at July 07, 2026 03:10 PM (Av6i5)

And then just imagine how long it would take to get a committee meeting started when Platner has to ass-rape all of the attendees first to establish his dominance.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2026 03:12 PM (guGkK)

337 Ty Clevenger
@Ty_Clevenger
·
19h
SETH RICH UPDATE: Today an attorney for the government told me that I would soon be getting confirmation that several hundred pages of documents related to Seth Rich were found in a previously-hidden room at FBI headquarters. You may recall that on July 30, 2025 ....

Posted by: 13times at July 07, 2026 03:12 PM (6iKlf)

338 Of course, my dick is racist as fuck.
Most black women look like black men in drag to me.
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:05 PM (5MUB0)

A hard truth is that most nonblacks do not find most black women attractive. They are well outside conventional beauty standards as a result. People can argue about this shit till they are blue in the face but it's never gonna change. Kinda like women's views on short men.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 07, 2026 03:12 PM (28AwC)

339 > I think she is very, very pretty. Her skin is incredible.

I think this is an example of how women have a hard time judging what men find attractive. She checks some boxes. Yes, she has very nice skin. She's slim. She's young. She looks healthy. She'd probably be the prettiest woman in a lot of friend circles. But as far as model or actress level of attractiveness, she's just not there.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2026 03:12 PM (mkw2N)

340 328 Collins is on her knees right now pleading for Platner to stay in and for all the Dems to re-endorse him.... just so whatever nasty dirt she has to drop will really hit home.

Like "I'm susan Collins, and today I have Little Billy Jones, age ten, who has a story to tell. Billy? Yes, Let me tell you about how Mr. Platner tracked me down and took off my "Ok Billy, we get it. Thank you media for coming here today and for your endorsement, again, of Mr. Platner."

Posted by: SimoHayha at July 07, 2026 03:11 PM (/ZkOF)

======

No Democrat is winning after this shit show.

I think she's fine no matter how it plays out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 03:12 PM (uO3MK)

341 Which rakes are you referencing?

Posted by: MJ at July 07, 2026 03:12 PM (t5TdD)

342 If one Nazi climbs into a port-a-potty with ten Democrats, you have a Party.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 03:11 PM (BI5O2)

As gay as ten guys sucking one guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 07, 2026 03:12 PM (zZu0s)

343 Lupita Nyong'o is beautiful. She is, however, way too old to play Helen.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

That's an example of "in the eye of the beholder."

She's exotic. She is not classically beautiful. And therein lies the problem with her casting.

Posted by: Ann at July 07, 2026 03:13 PM (SHHm+)

344 I never found Tyra Banks all that attractive either.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:10 PM (2YhKe)

Models are so manipulated that it is difficult to see the real person.

Halle Berry however...wow!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 03:13 PM (l4RKn)

345 ... all Democrats are liberal white women. Especially the black men.
Posted by: Ian S.

At least they got that big ol' black dick they always wanted.

/ oops, did I say that out loud?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 07, 2026 03:13 PM (/lPRQ)

346 I think she is very, very pretty. Her skin is incredible.

==

Great teeth.

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 03:13 PM (GD0B3)

347 Ironically awards used to be the key for big box office and future backing.

Ironically, I says.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 07, 2026 03:13 PM (wBaIH)

348 331 @280 TJM , Sorcerer was a great movie. Tough to market because no character was likeable

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 03:11 PM (20Ghg)

=======

The 70s were full of that.

It's just that it came out in summer of...1977. Star Wars sucked all the air out of the room and gave people more pure fun as an alternative.

Release it in 1976 with a different title, and I think it does well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 03:13 PM (uO3MK)

349 5> He just wants to rape the successor first.

But is it really rape when it involves a micro penis?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 07, 2026 03:13 PM (U4c/V)

350
You know who else was universally acknowledged to be a beauty?
Posted by: Michelle Obama

Now, Big Mike, you know the rule: "What Squatches think in the wilderness stays in the wilderness."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 03:13 PM (pMw7s)

351 Kinda like women's views on short men.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 07, 2026 03:12 PM (28AwC)

*seeths*

*stomps out of room*

Posted by: Robert Reich at July 07, 2026 03:13 PM (2YhKe)

352 320 That one is a new phrase to me. Any idea what it means?
Posted by: pookysgirl
...
So, Birds of feather...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Kind of, but the Left uses it more broadly. If you had a debate or discussion with Nick Fuentes, even if you disagree with him, you sat at a table with him, "platformed" him, and interacted with him (a Nazi), so you're a Nazi too.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2026 03:14 PM (uSCoZ)

353 Saijo just ate my entire bowl of blueberries and watermelon I had for lunch. I got up for 2 seconds to put contacts in so I could learn my classes for tonight. He has never done that before! Little big for his britches Shiba.

Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 03:14 PM (Dd38x)

354 If I understand correctly, he has a history of not pulling out.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 07, 2026 03:14 PM (VfO7P)

355 I think she is very, very pretty. Her skin is incredible.

==

Great teeth.
Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 03:13 PM (GD0B3)

Excellent hair distribution.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2026 03:14 PM (guGkK)

356 Platner in the Senate:
"Just banged Lizzy Warren. She said no, but she endorsed me so she meant yes"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 03:14 PM (20Ghg)

357 Saijo just ate my entire bowl of blueberries and watermelon I had for lunch. I got up for 2 seconds to put contacts in so I could learn my classes for tonight. He has never done that before! Little big for his britches Shiba.

Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 03:14 PM (Dd38x)

He's killed before. I think his britches are properly sized...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 03:15 PM (xA5g+)

358 If I were in a room with a Robert Reich and John Podesta, and wonder if I somehow walked into the scary part of a German fairy tale.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 03:15 PM (BI5O2)

359 BREAKING: USA comes back from huge deficit to defeat Belgium 5-4 after receiving four surprise mail-in goals at 3:00am

Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2026 03:15 PM (IrKJc)

360 It would have made a ton more sense to cast this bitch as Athena, imo.

Not that I care about Movies.

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 03:15 PM (5MUB0)

361 Nah, Tyra was never seen as unbeautiful (except when she got a little chunky) - she just revealed herself to be unpleasant and nasty, even to her theoretical friends...

--

Unpleasant and nasty sounds like the reputation that followed Naomi Campbell around like an anchor. No idea if it's true.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 07, 2026 03:15 PM (qBdHI)

362 Saijo just ate my entire bowl of blueberries and watermelon I had for lunch. I got up for 2 seconds to put contacts in so I could learn my classes for tonight. He has never done that before! Little big for his britches Shiba.
Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 03:14 PM (Dd38x)

You may refill the bowl, peasant.

Posted by: Soup, First of his Name at July 07, 2026 03:15 PM (zZu0s)

363
OT: Someone shared a picture of the Kelce's in 2040:

https://tinyurl.com/3yenfpbn

It should meet some people's approval, because it shows them still together.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

==============

That's hilarious!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2026 03:15 PM (mmrXZ)

364 Great teeth.
Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 03:13 PM (GD0B3)

Excellent hair distribution.
==
Symmetrical eyeballs.

*Chef's Kiss*

Posted by: Billy Jeff at July 07, 2026 03:15 PM (anL5R)

365 LOL: Narcissist Psychopath Graham Platner Is Refusing to Drop Out of Race Unless He, the Nazi Rapist, Gets to Pick His Successor

—Disinformation Expert Ace

You mean "Narcissist Psychopath KINGMAKER Graham Platner, amirite?!

- Definitely not Graham Platner

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 03:16 PM (xA5g+)

366 She was almost universally acknowledged to be a beauty right up until the second she was announced as Helen, and only then did some people on our side suddenly start questioning her looks.

You mean like how Big Mike was universally acknowledged in the media to be the hottest woman ever born?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 03:16 PM (2ocoG)

367 My attractiveness to a women has always been "would I want her as the mother of my children?"
The answer was usually no but I did it anyway.

Posted by: Reforger at July 07, 2026 03:16 PM (Moh1b)

368 The rest of us would call that "guilt by association," but I guess we're just simpletons.
Posted by: pookysgirl, not S-M-R-T

But this way you also get to call everyone "Nazis".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 07, 2026 03:16 PM (/lPRQ)

369
He's killed before. I think his britches are properly sized...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 03:15 PM (xA5g+)

I wonder if we can show our faces in the dog park again…

Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 03:17 PM (Dd38x)

370
Unpleasant and nasty sounds like the reputation that followed Naomi Campbell around like an anchor. No idea if it's true.
Posted by: Lady in Black

===============

I saw parts of her show, America's Top Model. Of course those shows are all about fake conflict and they turn the drama up to 11, but wow, she sure was good at psychologically abusing young girls.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2026 03:17 PM (mmrXZ)

371 She was almost universally acknowledged to be a beauty

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

What color is the sky in that universe?, because it sure as sh*t isn't blue.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 03:09 PM (l4RKn)
____

She was People Mag's "Most Beautiful" a number of years ago.

Now, that doesn't guarantee true smokeshow status, but anyone who thinks an unattractive lady -- because that's what all you apparently sight-impaired people are saying about Lupita -- would be considered for that honor, then I don't know what to tell you.

Halle Berry was also "Most Beautiful" some years before Lupita. Is anyone gonna tell me Halle Fucking Berry isn't beautiful too?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:17 PM (iFTx/)

372
I wonder if we can show our faces in the dog park again…
Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 03:17 PM (Dd38x)

It's the dog park........

Posted by: Progressive at July 07, 2026 03:18 PM (2YhKe)

373 I read that "Young Washington" has been doing well at the box office.

Posted by: mrp at July 07, 2026 03:18 PM (rj6Yv)

374 My attractiveness to a women has always been "would I want her as the mother of my children?"
The answer was usually no but I did it anyway.
Posted by: Reforger at July 07, 2026 03:16 PM (Moh1b)

Did what?

Posted by: Dr. T at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (jGGMD)

375 Halle Berry was also "Most Beautiful" some years before Lupita. Is anyone gonna tell me Halle Fucking Berry isn't beautiful too?
==
Well, if you don't mind when she straps one on and insists on having a go at you, I guess.

Posted by: D. Justice at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (anL5R)

376
Halle Berry was also "Most Beautiful" some years before Lupita. Is anyone gonna tell me Halle Fucking Berry isn't beautiful too?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:17 PM (iFTx/)

She's better than Lupita by quite a bit, but I always found her overhyped.

Posted by: Progressive at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (2YhKe)

377 Ack......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (2YhKe)

378 Nothing proves Trump and MAGA are Nazis like running a Nazi ourselves! See what you made us do!

Posted by: The shitty blue party at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (61TgR)

379 358 If I were in a room with a Robert Reich and John Podesta, and wonder if I somehow walked into the scary part of a German fairy tale.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 03:15 PM (BI5O2)
______________________

HAHAHAH....I kind of wished I lived near Robert Reich. It would be fun to follow him when went jogging to watch him try to climb the sidewalk curbs.

Posted by: Orson at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (dIske)

380 Maybe Andrew Gillium is available to replace Platner, if he gets out of jail in time. Or Ruben Gallego. Or Swallowell.

Or, maybe its Kamala time; she's been in the substitution game before, and probably learned a trick or two she could put to good use.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (ng78Z)

381
Great teeth.
Posted by: runner

Wh-hy-hy-hy thank you! Oats? * proffers feed bag *

-- SJP, Seabiscuit's stunt double

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (pMw7s)

382
Halle Berry was also "Most Beautiful" some years before Lupita. Is anyone gonna tell me Halle Fucking Berry isn't beautiful too?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:17 PM (iFTx/)

No Berry is... Lupita is "exotic" looking

Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (FtULh)

383 Excellent hair distribution.
Posted by: Cicero

Her hair was perfect.

Posted by: Werewolves of London at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (uSCoZ)

384 Even if he leaves now, smart republicans (I know, I know), would absolutely hang this gem of a human being around there rest of the D parties necks and light him on fire.

"This is who the democrats are willing to support, if they think it will help them win!"
"Democrats support a rapist, until they discover he can't win a senate seat!"

They could absolutely make this a national reputational issue for the democrats, even if plattner leaves.

Posted by: GMan at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (GfWuY)

385 She was People Mag's "Most Beautiful" a number of years ago.

Now, that doesn't guarantee true smokeshow status, but anyone who thinks an unattractive lady -- because that's what all you apparently sight-impaired people are saying about Lupita -- would be considered for that honor, then I don't know what to tell you.

Halle Berry was also "Most Beautiful" some years before Lupita. Is anyone gonna tell me Halle Fucking Berry isn't beautiful too?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:17 PM (iFTx/)

Right?!

- Melissa McCarthy

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (xA5g+)

386 I read that "Young Washington" has been doing well at the box office.
Posted by: mrp at July 07, 2026 03:18 PM (rj6Yv)

It's doing a lot better than Supergirl.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (2YhKe)

387 Did what?
Posted by: Dr. T at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (jGGMD)

Violated rule #1.

Posted by: Reforger at July 07, 2026 03:20 PM (Moh1b)

388 Halle Berry was also "Most Beautiful" some years before Lupita. Is anyone gonna tell me Halle Fucking Berry isn't beautiful too?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:17 PM (iFTx/)

She's better than Lupita by quite a bit, but I always found her overhyped.
Posted by: Progressive at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (2YhKe)
____________

It's the body and boobs that does it for Halle. Plus, she's very sultry on screen.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

389 18> People are acting like Platner has no choice.

Door 1: Quit in disgrace, die in disgrace
Door 2: Hold out like Bernie Sanders for a new home, then drop.
Door 3: Stay in and have > 0% chance of being placed in the Senate until death.

With Door 3 and the Congressional Booty Bail-out Fund, he has every reason to Open Door 3 and grab some pelvis.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 07, 2026 03:20 PM (pawvM)

390 > Kinda like women's views on short men.

Did you see the "hip dip" trolling some men were doing? A "hip dip" is that thing where rather than a nice round curve at a woman's hips, there is a dip toward the hip socket that rises up again and then curves to the waist.

Men were trolling women by saying that "hiplets" need to resign themselves to dating short men because nobody else is willing to date them.

Some women went absolutely bonkers over this.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2026 03:20 PM (mkw2N)

391 Nood, Kirk's killer.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 03:20 PM (xA5g+)

392 Tousi is reporting the Iranians "license" to sell oil has been canceled by the U.S.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 07, 2026 03:21 PM (RIvkX)

393 "Lupita Nyong'o is beautiful. She is, however, way too old to play Helen."

She could play Helen of Detroit.
But Helen of Troy...no.

Posted by: GMan at July 07, 2026 03:21 PM (GfWuY)

394 Before July 10: 71%
Before July 9: 61%
Before July 8: 26%
Posted by: Kalshi Odds at July 07, 2026 03:08 PM (Tpp9k)

Kalshi has a split personality - Dem will win, except for all the Dems.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 03:21 PM (uhVAy)

395 386> It's doing a lot better than Supergirl.

A colonoscopy video is doing better than Supergirl

Posted by: Community Notes at July 07, 2026 03:21 PM (pawvM)

396 I read that "Young Washington" has been doing well at the box office.
Posted by: mrp at July 07, 2026 03:18 PM (rj6Yv)

It's doing a lot better than Supergirl.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 03:19 PM (2YhKe)
=====

There might be a "Washington" trilogy in the works. General Washington followed by President Washington.

Posted by: mrp at July 07, 2026 03:22 PM (rj6Yv)

397 She was People Mag's "Most Beautiful" a number of years ago.

Meh. The MSM always does backflips over how any moderately attractive black woman is THE MOST UNBELIEVABLY GORGEOUS WOMAN EVAH!!! It's part of the "soft bigotry of low expectations" shtick that leftists will always opt for.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2026 03:23 PM (guGkK)

398
If he stays in and loses to Collins, what's his next move? Start a podcast? His "business" doesn't exactly bring in fuck-you money.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2026 03:24 PM (mmrXZ)

399 Halle Berry was also "Most Beautiful" some years before Lupita. Is anyone gonna tell me Halle Fucking Berry isn't beautiful too?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 03:17 PM (iFTx/)

Her elbows can cleave that uru metal that Mjolnir is made of though...

Also, she had sechs/seggs with Billy Bob Thorton on screen, so.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 07, 2026 03:24 PM (KKMoa)

400 Mark Halpern said he's hearing Platner won't step aside unless his wife is his replacement.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

* directs staff to scribble a note *

Posted by: Mitch McConnell, who totes won 2 of KY's Bluest Counties in last election at July 07, 2026 03:24 PM (0sNs1)

401 She's DEI pretty.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 07, 2026 03:24 PM (wBaIH)

402 145 So, Platner wants to step aside, but still control the nominee.

He's a big retard. It won't be hard for the Dems to trick him. They can select a nominee and make him submit to an ax-wielding gay rape by Platner, and then just say "see, Graham? You own him now. There, there, big fella. Shhhhh. It's ok. Now, clean yourself up and we'll go play with your Auschwitz train set."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 02:35 PM (BI5O2)

Many years ago, on another forum, a commenter known as Big Gay Steve -- whose identity revolved mostly around being gay -- revealed that many gay Jewish subs have a Nazi fetish. It's a stereotype.

So what I'm saying is, it probably wouldn't even be difficult for them to find someone who would be into it. There may already be some dreaming of breaking into his house, right now.

Don't shoot the messenger. I didn't make human nature like this.

Posted by: SciVo at July 07, 2026 03:25 PM (Sy6m/)

403 Of course, my dick is racist as fuck.
Most black women look like black men in drag to me.
Posted by: garret

Ummm...

Something about Bangkok or spending too much time on the wrong street corner can do that to you.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 07, 2026 03:26 PM (/lPRQ)

404 Tyra lot better looking as she got older and curvier.

Posted by: Kalshi Odds at July 07, 2026 03:28 PM (Tpp9k)

405 TJM , Sorcerer was a great movie. Tough to market because no character was likeable

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 03:11 PM (20Ghg)

=======

The 70s were full of that.

It's just that it came out in summer of...1977. Star Wars sucked all the air out of the room and gave people more pure fun as an alternative.

Release it in 1976 with a different title, and I think it does well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 03:13 PM (uO3MK)

Not sure men wrasslin a truck with nitro in it on bad roads would ever be a top movie.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 03:28 PM (uhVAy)

406 Not sure men wrasslin a truck with nitro in it on bad roads would ever be a top movie.
Posted by: Oldcat
======
Yep. The McGuffin is not that interesting and the characters are unlikable. When you don't care about what happens to the actors, the whole nitro threat just dissipates as tension.

Posted by: whig at July 07, 2026 03:31 PM (E4rtv)

407 It's doing a lot better than Supergirl.

A colonoscopy video is doing better than Supergirl
Posted by: Community Notes at July 07, 2026 03:21 PM (pawvM)

Not sure why anyone thought 'my alcoholic ex girlfriend' Movie was worth a 300 million picture (ads and studio lies added to budget)

Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 03:33 PM (uhVAy)

408 "And the clock is ticking for Dems -- there's a deadline of Monday for Platner to withdraw and be replaced on the ballot, according to state election law."

Haven't you heard? It's not illegal when a Democrat does it. At least that's what every Democrat appointed judge seems to be telling us every time they let a Democrat get away with breaking the law.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 07, 2026 03:33 PM (O7YUW)

409
Kalshi has a split personality - Dem will win, except for all the Dems.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2026 03:21 PM (uhVAy)

Not really. It expects a Dem to win but since there are multiple Dems in the mix they are all lower than Collins who is the only Republican. The bet here is take Collins and Troy. One of the two is almost certainly going to win and it’s well under 100 bet.

Posted by: Kalshi Odds at July 07, 2026 03:35 PM (Tpp9k)

410 It's doing a lot better than Supergirl.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I have seen one pic of this new 'Supergirl".
They cast a trannie.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 07, 2026 03:38 PM (/lPRQ)

411 Amazing how the Demonrats like to allow the selkection of candidates be made by coup de tat. Harris was a prime example given her outstanding primary performance. Why she got fewer votes than Jack the ripper, who was a favorite among the Biden Easter tranny cebration voters.

Posted by: TJ jackson at July 07, 2026 03:42 PM (bXvrr)

412 According to reporting by the Portland Press Herald and the Bangor Daily News, Graham Platner’s federal candidate disclosure lists undisclosed income for Amy Gertner from several entities, including the Beech Hill School.

Multiple Sources: The disclosure applies this "undisclosed amount" categorization to her income from Beech Hill School, Stones Throw Catering LLC, Frenchman Bay Oyster Company, and the campaign.

Public Scrutiny: Because the candidate's disclosure offered so few specifics about their broader personal finances, media outlets highlighted these broad "undisclosed" listings as a point of missing detail in his public profile.

However, Amy Gertner, wife of Maine U.S. Senate candidate Graham Platner, stopped working as an elementary and middle school art teacher in 2024.

She left education due to burnout and began working as a business manager for the Waukeag Neck Oyster Co, which her husband operates.

Further, it's alleged she has been undergoing IVF in Europe in attempts to become pregnant.

Oh, yeah! A great candidate there to take his place. 🤡

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 07, 2026 04:00 PM (NFX2v)

413 I am loving this.

I did tell my husband last night about his burglar and axe sharpening fant asy and he laughed. We may both be nuts (likely) but I watched too many Saturday cartoons and cracked up when the ex-gf said this.

To intruder: "Hold on a few minutes while I get my axe, my axe sharpener and Viagra. I'll be right back."

If it was supposed to impress gf and worked she is as cray as he is. Probably wifey as well.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 07, 2026 04:19 PM (hzuYO)

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