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French Court Lifts Ban on Le Pen Standing for Next Presidential -- But Slaps Her With House Arrest That Will Prevent Her from Campaiging Outside Her Home
NIGEL FARAGE RESIGNS HIS SEAT IN PARLIAMENT

First: Nigel Farage has resigned over his personal finances scandal, which I naively assumed was a lot of smoke and partisan nonsense.

Revealed: Nigel Farage secretly funded by convicted criminal

The Reform UK leader did not declare benefits including staff, security and housing by crypto-gambler George Cottrell, our investigation reveals


Beege Wellborn writes that Farage could have accepted these payments from "generous friends" if he disclosed them -- but apparently, he did not.

Farage appears to have broken MPs' rules by failing to declare that Cottrell provided funding for his operation in the year before his election.

We can also reveal that:

• The Reform leader received "in kind" benefits ranging from his back office to his private security, staff, transport and accommodation.

• Cottrell recruited and paid three staff to transform Farage's social media presence, producing content on immigration, human rights law and political correctness, and that promoted Reform...

Well, this stinks. Though I know a lot of #Based people have been very much against Farage, who they claim is a soft liberal who actively promises to not deport all the migrants. They prefer the Restore movement, led by Rupert Lowe, who led that private inquiry into the grooming gangs.

What happens to Reform now? I don't know.

Meanwhile, in France, the lawfare against Le Pen continues.

The ban on National Rally leader Marine Le Pen running in the 2027 French presidential election was overturned by the Paris Court of Appeal on Tuesday; however, other aspects of the ruling may still derail her campaign.

After over a year of waiting, the appeal court finally issued a ruling on the eligibility of three-time candidate Marine Le Pen to stand again in next year's race to replace Emmanuel Macron.

Le Pen faced a five-year ban from standing in any election in Europe over alleged embezzlement of European Union funds intended for her party's use in the EU Parliament, which were claimed to have been used to pay for party operations in France.

On Tuesday, the Paris Court of Appeal reduced her sentence from five years' ineligibility to 45 months, with 30 months suspended. This means that from the initial ban issued in March of last year, her 15 months of ineligibility would expire well before the April 18th vote next year, Le Figaro reported.

However, the court also handed down a €100,000 fine and sentenced her to three years in prison (suspended) and one year of house arrest with an electronic monitoring tag, which would likely severely limit her ability to campaign.

Le Pen had previously stated that she would not run for the presidency if she were subjected to electronic monitoring by the court. She has previously stated that if she is prevented from running, she would back her long-standing deputy, Jordan Bardella, to run in her place.

Below, Farage attempts to rally the faithful.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:13 PM




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1 1

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 01:12 PM (GD0B3)

2 Uno!! PRIMO!!

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 01:12 PM (GD0B3)

3 OK

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 07, 2026 01:13 PM (diia5)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 01:13 PM (2YhKe)

5 Winning Elections by other means

Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2026 01:14 PM (YwEeS)

6 Damn sock change.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 01:14 PM (2YhKe)

7 Nooded. The EU will never permit honest opposition.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 07, 2026 01:14 PM (NcvvS)

8 yo

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 01:15 PM (5MUB0)

9 "Migrants are 71% more likely to rape girls"

Libtard Woman: I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS

🤦 pic.twitter.com/S3iVqO1p2J

— Basil the Great (@BasilTheGreat) July 7, 2026



She's just pissed no one has attempted to rape her fat ass........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 01:15 PM (2YhKe)

10 "French Court Lifts Ban on Le Pen Standing for Next Presidential -- But Slaps Her With House Arrest That Will Prevent Her from Campaiging Outside Her Home"

You can do that???

Posted by: The Dems at July 07, 2026 01:15 PM (MWfyi)

11 I don't think she needs to campaign. The people are already there.

Today's events in France will only help solidify it. A future French Doctor from Sudan randomly got all stabby, then tried to get stabby with the police who promptly shot him three times.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 01:16 PM (xA5g+)

12 Big Bertha is mad that the imports don't want to touch her.

Posted by: Cray Cray at July 07, 2026 01:17 PM (RmciC)

13 And she can only have media appearances with a bag over her head and her mouth full of marbles.

Also during house arrest her left hand is to remain hancuffed to her right ankle.

And her chocolate rations will be raised to 50%

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 07, 2026 01:17 PM (Sco7b)

14 Well, this stinks. Though I know a lot of #Based people have been very much against Farage, who they claim is a soft liberal who actively promises to not deport all the migrants. They prefer the Restore movement, led by Rupert Lowe, who led that private inquiry into the grooming gangs.

======

Farage has a long history of saying that Islam is the future of England, positively.

He was good on Brexit, and he's been coasting on the reputation ever since.

It'd be like supporting Paul Ryan because he was right about the budget that one time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 01:17 PM (uO3MK)

15 To be fair I doubt anyone is raping that tub of lard any time soon. So she has nothing to worry bout.

Posted by: Shaquandra Johnson at July 07, 2026 01:17 PM (Tpp9k)

16 Look , the Europeans are being European

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 01:17 PM (20Ghg)

17 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2026 01:18 PM (kgE5c)

18 The ban on National Rally leader Marine Le Pen running in the 2027 French presidential election was overturned by the Paris Court of Appeal on Tuesday; however, other aspects of the ruling may still derail her campaign.
After over a year of waiting, the appeal court finally issued a ruling on the eligibility of three-time candidate Marine Le Pen to stand again in next year's race to replace Emmanuel Macron.
=====

The process is the punishment.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 07, 2026 01:18 PM (RIvkX)

19 @BasilTheGreat
·
Follow
"Migrants are 71% more likely to rape girls"

Libtard Woman: I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS

=======

Then quit being in government and go watch BBC police procedurals about how white men are murdering trans black women.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 01:18 PM (uO3MK)

20 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2026 01:18 PM (kgE5c)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 01:19 PM (2YhKe)

21 It's nice to know politics in other countries is as f*cked up as ours.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 07, 2026 01:19 PM (ndZc7)

22 The Lotus podcast has been anti-Farage for a long time. They see him as a Brit version of a RINO.

I don’t know the intricacies of British politics. But those guys do seem to know what’s what and I trust their judgement.

Posted by: Shaquandra Johnson at July 07, 2026 01:19 PM (Tpp9k)

23 Though I know a lot of #Based people have been very much against Farage, who they claim is a soft liberal who actively promises to not deport all the migrants. They prefer the Restore movement, led by Rupert Lowe, who led that private inquiry into the grooming gangs.

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I'm one of them, but I'm not necessarily "against Farage." He was good on Brexit, he's done a great deal for his country, and his voice belongs in whatever coalition emerges on their Right.

But he's a British establishment stalwart, and their immigration policies are at odds with the anti-globalist Brits they attracted with Brexit, and common sense, for that matter. He is absolutely not the guy to purge the country of its Arab poison. It has to be someone else.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 01:19 PM (BI5O2)

24 Farage resigning pretty much kills Reform, leaving Restore as the sole choice to stop the poisoning of Britain.

Hopefully this only strengthens the vote against the Labour/Conservative axis.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at July 07, 2026 01:20 PM (bdHbP)

25 It'd be like supporting Paul Ryan because he was right about the budget that one time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 01:17 PM (uO3MK)
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Spot on.

Posted by: ballistic at July 07, 2026 01:20 PM (oqH4h)

26 Winning Elections by other means
Posted by: steevy

With extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 07, 2026 01:20 PM (ndZc7)

27 I just do not fully understand the motivation of so many leftists to being so permissive of illegal immigration. I keep coming back to them being on the payroll. But are there that many people getting paid? I get the lefty rabble, they just think and do whatever they're told. But so many politicians? I think they are just told to stay in line with the party leaders and they will be rewarded at some point.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at July 07, 2026 01:21 PM (+48wn)

28 24 Farage resigning pretty much kills Reform, leaving Restore as the sole choice to stop the poisoning of Britain.

Hopefully this only strengthens the vote against the Labour/Conservative axis.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at July 07, 2026 01:20 PM (bdHbP)

=======

Farage will be back in Parliament in 3 months. It's a resign, let my constituents decide, I'll be right back, situation.

But it'd be nice if it did kill Reform.

Reform sucks. It's full of the same Conservatives who opened up the borders under Johnson and May.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 01:21 PM (uO3MK)

29 LAND WHALE

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 07, 2026 01:21 PM (Kt19C)

30 Think of Farage and Reform as a party slightly to the left of Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 07, 2026 01:21 PM (raZC8)

31 A midtown high rise in NYC is on the verge of collapse. The NY Post is reporting the neighborhood has been evacuated. Construction workers found beams buckling and walls collapsing. Building is 37 stories and used to be Pfizer headquarters

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 01:21 PM (20Ghg)

32 So basically she is barred or whatever, because of campaign finance violations?

unrelated: I endorse Restore Britain. They embrace MAGA-like principles.

Posted by: Don Black at July 07, 2026 01:22 PM (ZxPkt)

33 But he's a British establishment stalwart

I'll say it more clearly. Farage is their "W". When it comes time to fight fire with fire, you could always depend on "W" to denounce matches. Same with Farage.

As the Global Communists choose more and more radical leaders, what passes for Global Conservatives keep trying to keep things exactly as they are right now.

Posted by: Flanger at July 07, 2026 01:22 PM (yxAB7)

34 One video I saw of a girl who returned to France after a visit to the US:
She was going on about how she never knew how many rules she was unconsciously following every minute of every day until the rules were removed.
Example: "you can't have dinner now because it 4pm. But I'm hungry now. But you simply can't. It's against the rules. But in America, there are no rules--do what you want when you want."
"well, I'm an American now" as she eats a sandwich in her car.

I hope we have infested more Euros with the Freedom Virus.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 07, 2026 01:22 PM (3cUTc)

35 midtown high rise in NYC is on the verge of collapse. The NY Post is reporting the neighborhood has been evacuated. Construction workers found beams buckling and walls collapsing. Building is 37 stories and used to be Pfizer headquarters
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Oops.

Posted by: DEI Engineers at July 07, 2026 01:23 PM (Tpp9k)

36 "Le Pen faced a five-year ban from standing in any election in Europe over alleged embezzlement of European Union funds intended for her party's use in the EU Parliament, which were claimed to have been used to pay for party operations in France."


Alleged or convicted?

Posted by: davidt at July 07, 2026 01:23 PM (Q+gd/)

37 32 So basically she is barred or whatever, because of campaign finance violations?

unrelated: I endorse Restore Britain. They embrace MAGA-like principles.

Posted by: Don Black at July 07, 2026 01:22 PM (ZxPkt)

=======

Rupert Lowe makes all the right mouth noises and published the gang rape report.

He'd probably be better than anyone else vying for power in Britain, but British politics really sucks. So, we'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 01:23 PM (uO3MK)

38 "She's not being barred from campaigning. No, no; she's just not able to go campaigning. Why don't you understand that?!"

Posted by: NR Pax at July 07, 2026 01:23 PM (/k3in)

39 Great, now EU lawmakers want Trump investigated because he talked to the head of FIFA about Balogun getting a red card. ESCANDALO!

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 07, 2026 01:23 PM (tM5h4)

40 campaigning from the basement worked for biden, didn't it?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 07, 2026 01:23 PM (CWTWj)

41 > I just do not fully understand the motivation of so many leftists to being so permissive of illegal immigration.
----

white guilt over their colonial past

Posted by: Don Black at July 07, 2026 01:23 PM (ZxPkt)

42 Let Europe burn.

Posted by: toddg at July 07, 2026 01:23 PM (KCFD3)

43 I've been saying that the DSA Psy Op magically solves three problems Trump left the Democrats with in 2024 - no youth, no energy, no message.

But I was wrong. It solves four.

Their other problem of course was masculinity. Well, a strong young energetic message is masculine by nature - so it solves their fourth major problem too.

But keep thinking the most powerful party in the most powerful country on earth is being stupidly lost to a bunch of rando extremist upstarts that happen to agree with the power brokers on every single thing except maybe who gets rich and who gets shot first.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 01:23 PM (pcDUa)

44 Hmmmm......

Dustin Grage reposted

Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.

Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 01:24 PM (kX27y)

45 I cannot see the UK surviving as a western nation unless Rupert Lowe wins with a decent majority.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 07, 2026 01:24 PM (raZC8)

46 Will be interesting to see how well Restore does in the by-election

Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2026 01:24 PM (afJtY)

47 44 Hmmmm......

Dustin Grage reposted

Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.

Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 01:24 PM (kX27y)

========

"I'm not dead!"

"Yes you are. Now, get on the cart."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 01:24 PM (uO3MK)

48 MEGA

Posted by: Don Black at July 07, 2026 01:24 PM (ZxPkt)

49 45 I cannot see the UK surviving as a western nation unless Rupert Lowe wins with a decent majority.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 07, 2026 01:24 PM (raZC

=======

There's always a bitter, urban sectarian conflict that eventually kills enough people that the natives of Britain are able to rule the ashes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 01:25 PM (uO3MK)

50 48 MEGA

Posted by: Don Black at July 07, 2026 01:24 PM (ZxPkt)

======

Yeah, fuck Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 01:25 PM (uO3MK)

51 Building is 37 stories and used to be Pfizer headquarters
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 01:21 PM (20Ghg)

My understanding is it's a 1961 building and the collapse happened in the 12 or so new floors they added on to turn the former office building into luxury apartments.

Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 01:25 PM (kX27y)

52 Leftists when it comes to banning fossil fuels: If it saves even one life...think of the children

Leftists when it comes to their immigrants raping and murdering people: Meh, some people did some things

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 01:26 PM (sKqQm)

53 Prior to Trump getting involved, FIFA was the most respected and corruption free institution in the world . He besmirched its angelic and virginal reputation from which it may never recover.

For shame Orange, for shame.

Posted by: Europe at July 07, 2026 01:26 PM (Tpp9k)

54 Have you guys seen any of the photos or videos of the areas surrounding French apartment complexes that house a predominant grouping of North Africans. It is unbelievable.

I wasn't aware of this, but North Africans refuse to use garbage cans, receptacles or bins. What they do is just throw the trash (any trash) out the window, off their balcony etc. and let it accumulate below. You can't see the grass anymore. Rats run wild enjoying the dirty diaper smorgasbord. And, no one cleans it up. It just festers.

The EU and UK are nothing more than a curiosity at this point, which is why I mentioned the former. They are finished, and rather than spending our energy hoping or assisting them, we should be focusing on the US and a various attempts to do the same here.

Posted by: Orson at July 07, 2026 01:26 PM (dIske)

55 "Migrants are 71% more likely to rape girls"

That's bad, but my guess is 271% is more accurate. And I guess they are not counting the boys that get raped, at young ages. It is their culture, after all.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 07, 2026 01:26 PM (vbXSk)

56 I just do not fully understand the motivation of so many leftists to being so permissive of illegal immigration.

Neither do they. That's the brilliance, and the danger, of people. They support it because they're told to support it and they don't really spend a lot of time thinking about why.

So they support Open Borders and also a Guaranteed Standard of Living. Kind of like supporting Personal Freedom yet Whatever the Policeman Has to Do to Get Home Safe at Night.

Posted by: Flanger at July 07, 2026 01:26 PM (yxAB7)

57 UK politics are weirdly amusing. I mean, it's fucking the same chicken by literally every politician over there.

BTW.... did McConnell's CCP wife ever return from China? Word is he's pretty close to actual death and not 'just' brain dead like he is now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2026 01:26 PM (jehhT)

58 Beege Wellborn?


How does a guy with the first name of "Beege" survive high school teasing?

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 01:26 PM (77rzZ)

59

Farage is such a disaster.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at July 07, 2026 01:26 PM (et1vG)

60 Great, now EU lawmakers want Trump investigated because he talked to the head of FIFA about Balogun getting a red card. ESCANDALO!
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 07, 2026 01:23 PM (tM5h4)


Julius Baer bank? What does that have anything to do with anything?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 01:27 PM (rbvCR)

61 Allow me to dismiss your conclusions based on population level data by relating this anecdote.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 07, 2026 01:27 PM (2ap+5)

62 Libtard Woman: I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS

I'm sick about hearing about it as well...perhaps the rapey rapists should have their naughty bits excised and then be sent back to the rapey rape shithole countries they came from? Then maybe we won't have to hear about it!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 07, 2026 01:27 PM (l3cgK)

63 A future French Doctor from Sudan randomly got all stabby, then tried to get stabby with the police who promptly shot him three times.

All officers involved have been ordered to report for mandatory Cultural Sensitivity Retraining first thing tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 07, 2026 01:27 PM (vTZFs)

64 Basically Le Pen getting convicted of running for office.
So French.

Farage resigning so he can immediately run again.
So British.

Ilhan Omar totally manipulating finances and her immigration still in Congress.
So American.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 01:27 PM (n5tGW)

65 My understanding is it's a 1961 building and the collapse happened in the 12 or so new floors they added on to turn the former office building into luxury apartments.
Posted by: beckster


So the DEI engineer didn't calculate the additional load.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 07, 2026 01:27 PM (raZC8)

66 Sacre Bleu!

Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2026 01:27 PM (lCppi)

67
Farage is such a disaster.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at July 07, 2026 01:26 PM (et1vG)



But, he says he did nothing wrong.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 01:28 PM (2YhKe)

68 @ScottJenningsKY
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.


Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 01:24 PM (kX27y)

This reminds me of a scene from The Patriot.

Susan, the littlest daughter, refuses to speak to Mel Gibson's character. She does, though, tell Heath Ledger - her older brother - how much she hates her dad and hopes he never comes back.

Heath Ledger tells Mel Gibson that 'Susan says she loves you, and misses you, but understands why you can't be here right now.'

Mitch had a hard time saying anything at all during a scheduled press conference. No way he said all that from his 'I'm brain dead, maybe dead dead' hospital bed.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 01:28 PM (xA5g+)

69 @51 that's what it appears. The amount of weight of 12 stories collapsing on the old 37 can't end up well

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 01:28 PM (20Ghg)

70 The royal family, starting with Elizabeth II, fucked the UK by not addressing the invasion of unassimilable aliens. She should have had a come to Jesus meeting with the pols, but skipped out.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 07, 2026 01:29 PM (rJ48h)

71 Le Pen is Farage. Reconquête! is the French equivalent of Restore.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 07, 2026 01:29 PM (2ap+5)

72
So the DEI engineer didn't calculate the additional load.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Additional load calculation is racist and a tool of the patriarchy.

Posted by: NAACP at July 07, 2026 01:29 PM (Tpp9k)

73
If the house arrest thing gets overturned, they could require her to travel to all campaign events in a tumbril.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2026 01:29 PM (mmrXZ)

74 Then have National Rally surrogates swarm every hamlet in La Belle France campaigning their asses off for Le Pen, while she sits home, livestreaming daily about being a political prisoner of unFrench globalist bureaucrats and their animalistic Arab underclass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 01:29 PM (BI5O2)

75 LAND WHALE
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

Land whale, HO!!!

Posted by: Guy sitting in Crow's Nest, good at double entendres at July 07, 2026 01:29 PM (w9Wax)

76 >>>What happens to Reform now? I don't know.

If I understand correctly, Farage resigns, triggering new election in which he runs, and plans to win. Issue over if things play out per his strategy.

He believes that "the people have spoken" trumps the fiddley rules they are trying to trip him up with.

Posted by: No Name Today at July 07, 2026 01:29 PM (8mulE)

77 The bison gets applause for her statement at the end of the video too........

Where have you gone, UK? Why are you so toast?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 01:29 PM (2YhKe)

78 >> Libtard Woman: I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS

Because no man wants to give me the wiener and it’s ruining my fantasies about taking on two migrants at once.

Posted by: Also Libtard Woman at July 07, 2026 01:30 PM (dhhKu)

79 "I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible."

Ding!

Posted by: Tio Mitch at July 07, 2026 01:30 PM (Q+gd/)

80 Prior to Trump getting involved, FIFA was the most respected and corruption free institution in the world . He besmirched its angelic and virginal reputation from which it may never recover.

For shame Orange, for shame.
Posted by: Europe


Not counting various EU members taking bribes when Qatar wanted to host.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 07, 2026 01:30 PM (raZC8)

81 63 A future French Doctor from Sudan randomly got all stabby, then tried to get stabby with the police who promptly shot him three times.

All officers involved have been ordered to report for mandatory Cultural Sensitivity Retraining first thing tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 07, 2026 01:27 PM (vTZFs)

Were any of the doctor's victims allowed to lie in their own pools of blood while handcuffed?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 07, 2026 01:31 PM (l3cgK)

82 Never trust a guy named "Nigel Farage" ... or "The Blade"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

83 Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.
Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 01:24 PM (kX27y)

The reporter ??? that Scott Jennings ?

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 01:31 PM (GD0B3)

84 Sacre Bleu!
Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2026 01:27 PM (lCppi)



Cuz he needed the money!!!!! Haaoooooooo!

Posted by: Andrew "Dice" Clay at July 07, 2026 01:31 PM (2YhKe)

85 Was Mitch doing the RBG workout, Scott?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 01:31 PM (20Ghg)

86 It's not rape rape.

Posted by: Old Lady Karen Johnson at July 07, 2026 01:31 PM (2Ez/1)

87 I wouldn’t trust Laura Loomer if she told me water was wet. She’s nuttier than squirrel shit.

Posted by: Also Libtard Woman at July 07, 2026 01:31 PM (dhhKu)

88 Do you think Senator Platner will take his dog Blondi to Washington with him?

Posted by: LSD at July 07, 2026 01:31 PM (MIzYE)

89 12 or so new floors they added on

Chinese engineers?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 07, 2026 01:31 PM (Kt19C)

90 Even Bernie has dumped the Nazi now.

Posted by: fd at July 07, 2026 01:31 PM (MWfyi)

91 white guilt over their colonial past

Posted by: Don Black at July 07, 2026 01:23 PM (ZxPkt)

They aren't motivated by guilt over colonialism. The Left *loves* colonialism. They worship ants, FFS. They have colonized every cultural institution. It's their thing.

So it's not guilt. It's envy.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 01:31 PM (pcDUa)

92 64 Basically Le Pen getting convicted of running for office.
So French.

Farage resigning so he can immediately run again.
So British.

Ilhan Omar totally manipulating finances and her immigration still in Congress.
So American.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 01:27 PM (n5tGW)

The French have to go full-on Not-See Fascist to protect France against Not-See Fascism...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 07, 2026 01:32 PM (l3cgK)

93 Nigel spelled backwards is Legin.

Posted by: So there's that at July 07, 2026 01:32 PM (2Ez/1)

94 Oh. Scott Jennings in a McConnell crony.

GTK.

Now I can categorically dismiss everything he says forever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 01:32 PM (BI5O2)

95 I so too have a girlfriend. But she’s in Canada so you can’t meet her.

Posted by: Teenage Scott Jennings at July 07, 2026 01:32 PM (Tpp9k)

96 Was Mitch doing the RBG workout, Scott?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 01:31 PM (20Ghg)

Triathlon.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2026 01:32 PM (wOO3z)

97 Euroweenies worked hard for their reputation as spineless lemmings.

Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2026 01:32 PM (lCppi)

98
So the DEI engineer didn't calculate the additional load.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
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Look, we asked Grok about it, so we acted with due diligence.

Posted by: DEI 'engineers' at July 07, 2026 01:32 PM (XeU6L)

99 Farage is running for the seat he resigned?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 01:33 PM (gMXjs)

100 The reporter ??? that Scott Jennings ?

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 01:31 PM (GD0B3)

Peter Jennings and Scott Pelley (who?)

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 01:33 PM (pcDUa)

101 It’s a miracle!! Mitch has recovered from his near death coma!!

Posted by: Laura Loomers Talking Anus at July 07, 2026 01:33 PM (dhhKu)

102 99 Farage is running for the seat he resigned?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 01:33 PM (gMXjs)

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Yeah, apparently it's a thing in parliamentary systems.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 01:33 PM (uO3MK)

103 42 Let Europe burn.
Posted by: toddg at July 07, 2026 01:23 PM (KCFD3)


In principle, I agree, but there's too much art, history, and architecture to leave in the hands of the orcs to destroy. Once we take care of the communists on our land, I vote we colonize western Europe and save them from themselves.

Posted by: Cray Cray at July 07, 2026 01:34 PM (RmciC)

104 How does a guy with the first name of "Beege" survive high school teasing?
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 01:26 PM (77rzZ)

It's a she! And former military.

Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 01:34 PM (kX27y)

105 78 >> Libtard Woman: I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS

Because no man wants to give me the wiener and it’s ruining my fantasies about taking on two migrants at once.

Posted by: Also Libtard Woman at July 07, 2026 01:30 PM (dhhKu)

That's SO HOT!

Posted by: E. Jean Carroll at July 07, 2026 01:34 PM (l3cgK)

106 Even Bernie has dumped the Nazi now.
Posted by: fd at July 07, 2026 01:31 PM (MWfyi)


It is serious, then. I think that was the last chance that Bernie had of getting a boat house built for him at his lake house.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 01:35 PM (rbvCR)

107 It's a she! And former military.
Posted by: beckster

Ah, I see.

Sounds like a nickname Kamala would have.

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 01:35 PM (77rzZ)

108
I just do not fully understand the motivation of so many leftists to being so permissive of illegal immigration.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at July 07, 2026 01:21 PM (+48wn)



Because ALL commie cocksuckers have the same goal, the total destruction of Western Civilization. And unrestricted illegal immigration inevitably leads to that goal. The commies don't care about building a utopia, that's just the lie they tell moderates to keep them quiet, before they get the chance to shoot those kneeling moderate Kulaks in the back of the neck.

And yes, this is how every leftist commie cocksucker thinks. Including your nice, Birkenstock-wearing neighbor who brings arugula salad to your neighborhood barbeques. Just ask him, he won't bother hiding the fact that he wants to kill people like you.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 07, 2026 01:35 PM (y9nCu)

109 ouch: ny post:

A Midtown high-rise was dramatically evacuated during the Tuesday morning rush when massive beams in the under-construction building started buckling -- caving in several floors and sending bricks raining down on the street under the crushing strain.

The 38-story commercial building at 235 E. 42nd St. near Second Avenue was cleared around 8:11 a.m. when panicked construction workers spotted two faulty support beams bending and starting to give way on the 21st and 22nd floors, according to the NYPD and FDNY.

The terrifying slow-motion collapse appeared to stem from ongoing construction involving the addition of at least 10 floors to the building, which is being converted from offices to apartments, sources said.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 07, 2026 01:35 PM (CWTWj)

110 snhrnbble ungh mm mmmm ukraine. Huhhhh. Heeiiiehh. Borders!! Snnnuhhh..

Posted by: Mitch at July 07, 2026 01:35 PM (Moh1b)

111 Ed Koch used to ask "how am I doing?".
Farage has to resign and run again to determine how he's doing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 01:35 PM (20Ghg)

112 Land whale, HO!!!

Posted by: Guy sitting in Crow's Nest, good at double entendres at July 07, 2026 01:29 PM (w9Wax)

20 tons, same as in town

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 01:35 PM (pcDUa)

113 I bet some construction company forgot a support beam somewhere in the building. Probably a non union company employing illegals.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 07, 2026 01:35 PM (2noDb)

114 Farage rerunning for his seat only delays the financial investigation it doesn't make it go away. Winning the seat again is good pr but if he is not cleared in the investigation he is out again.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2026 01:36 PM (afJtY)

115 John McCain's life support machine should chime in. An All-time great.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2026 01:37 PM (wOO3z)

116 McConnells status?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 01:37 PM (gMXjs)

117 Farage eyes his own seat?

Posted by: Oglebay at July 07, 2026 01:37 PM (2ap+5)

118 116 McConnells status?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 01:37 PM (gMXjs)

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Unbowed and unbroken!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 01:37 PM (uO3MK)

119 Was Mitch doing the RBG workout, Scott?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 01:31 PM


He passed me hiking the Appalachian Trail while carrying two .50 caliber ammo cans filled with sand and wearing a rucksack filled with gravel.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2026 01:37 PM (0N4FZ)

120

Ah, I see.

Sounds like a nickname Kamala would have.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 01:35 PM (77rzZ)

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Beege's background includes a tenure as a writer for victorygirlsblog.com, an entertainment reporter for Pensacola Independent News, and over a decade of service as a Staff Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps, specializing in avionics. Educational background includes studies at Santa Ana College.

Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 01:37 PM (kX27y)

121 Beege Welborn is maybe the most Republican name of all time. And she's the editor of HotAir, to really round it out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 01:37 PM (BI5O2)

122 Ding!

Posted by: Tio Mitch at July 07, 2026 01:30 PM (Q+gd/)

I got that.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 01:37 PM (pcDUa)

123 >>white guilt over their colonial past

Posted by: Don Black at July 07, 2026 01:23 PM

Why would you feel guilty for something you did not do?

Posted by: huerfano at July 07, 2026 01:37 PM (VJX5o)

124 The Plot Thickens!!

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2026 01:38 PM (GD0B3)

125 Ace, you're misunderstanding the Nigel Farage situation.

He's not resigning in shame or becuase he did something scandal-worthy. He's "resigning" and then immediately running for re-election to the same seat, merely t prove that the scandal i a nothing-burger. He presumes (and he's probably right) that he'll easily win re-election, and with that get a fresh stamp of approval that the public does'tt care about the "scandal,' and he can thus "put it behind him."

Truth is, the scnadal is very weak and ridiculous. He didn[t receive ahy gifts when he was actually in parliament -- he just got some "in-kind support" (transpaprtation, etc.) from some rich dude while Farage was a private citizen, which is noot illegal or scandalous. But because of obtuse election laws, some of the in-kind support happened within a year of Farage later getting elected, so therefore he could be deemed to have "not reported" it. Very weak. He's holding the new election to show the world that the public doesn;t give a hoot about this trivial issue.

Posted by: zombie at July 07, 2026 01:38 PM (Av6i5)

126 McConnells status?
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 01:37 PM (gMXjs)



Dry and full of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 01:38 PM (2YhKe)

127 120 Beege's background includes a tenure as a writer for victorygirlsblog.com, an entertainment reporter for Pensacola Independent News, and over a decade of service as a Staff Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps, specializing in avionics. Educational background includes studies at Santa Ana College.

Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 01:37 PM (kX27y)

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Same last name as one of my grandparents. Makes me wonder if we're related.

Not enough to ever look, mind you.

But it isn't that common of a name.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 01:38 PM (uO3MK)

128 Elizabeth Warren wants to retract her endorsement of Graham Platner but she doesn’t want to look like an Indian giver.

Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2026 01:38 PM (IrKJc)

129 Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2026 01:36 PM (afJtY)

Not the biggest Farage fan but I know his enemies and so I will guess the charges are bs.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 01:39 PM (pcDUa)

130 It is funny watching feminists and how they approach politics.

On the surface they argue women should work together and help each other deal with the problems they face.

In reality though some low class girl that can't help them politically or financially? Feminists do not give a Platner.

And this is a reoccurring pattern you can see it all the way back to the Clinton years where the official argument was it was worth it to trade Bill Clinton raping women in return for keeping abortion legal.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

131 There is no way Jennings talked to McConnell about any of that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 07, 2026 01:39 PM (XV/Pl)

132 McConnell is going to be Republicans Platner. They’re all saying how great he sounds, he’s ready to go, etc.. When he becomes a bowl of room temperature vegetables they will all say they don’t see it coming. lol.

Posted by: Laura Loomers Talking Anus at July 07, 2026 01:39 PM (klxjG)

133 130 It is funny watching feminists and how they approach politics.

On the surface they argue women should work together and help each other deal with the problems they face.

In reality though some low class girl that can't help them politically or financially? Feminists do not give a Platner.

And this is a reoccurring pattern you can see it all the way back to the Clinton years where the official argument was it was worth it to trade Bill Clinton raping women in return for keeping abortion legal.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

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Feminism is just communism with extra steps.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 01:39 PM (uO3MK)

134 ouch: ny post:

A Midtown high-rise was dramatically evacuated...


"Dramatically" evacuated? This is what you get when all your editors come from Columbia and Princeton. Everything's a drama.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 07, 2026 01:40 PM (vTZFs)

135 This reminds me of a scene from The Patriot.

Susan, the littlest daughter, refuses to speak to Mel Gibson's character. She does, though, tell Heath Ledger - her older brother - how much she hates her dad and hopes he never comes back.

Heath Ledger tells Mel Gibson that 'Susan says she loves you, and misses you, but understands why you can't be here right now.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 01:28 PM (xA5g+)

I just watched that last night!

Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2026 01:40 PM (lCppi)

136 If we don’t hear it, we can pretend it’s not happening! *throws flowers around*

Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 01:40 PM (Dd38x)

137 lefties think they'll be running the show when (if) western civilization collapses. they're the elite de la elite

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 07, 2026 01:40 PM (CWTWj)

138 white guilt over their colonial past

You know what would be funny? Send a reporter to ask people on the street in North Africa/the Levant to ask Muslims if they feel guilt over their colonial past...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 01:40 PM (sKqQm)

139 “We can take this ugly wall out (why is it so thick??) and go with an open floor plan! It’ll be awesome”

Posted by: How Do It Know? at July 07, 2026 01:40 PM (vV2t3)

140 It could be that all the reports of brain death, coma, etc were actually fake news.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 01:40 PM (n5tGW)

141 She's just pissed no one has attempted to rape her fat ass........

Joke I saw on X was "The migrants aren't interested in her unless they're going cow tipping".

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 01:40 PM (2ocoG)

142
I just do not fully understand the motivation of so many leftists to being so permissive of illegal immigration.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at July 07, 2026 01:21 PM (+48wn)



Because ALL commie cocksuckers have the same goal, the total destruction of Western Civilization.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

==================

Well, that idiot who, AS A WOMAN, is tired of hearing about rapey foreigners, does want her western comforts and guarantees. I look at individual psychology as well. The foreigner-love simply makes them feel virtuous.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2026 01:41 PM (mmrXZ)

143 132 McConnell is going to be Republicans Platner. They’re all saying how great he sounds, he’s ready to go, etc.. When he becomes a bowl of room temperature vegetables they will all say they don’t see it coming. lol.

Posted by: Laura Loomers Talking Anus at July 07, 2026 01:39 PM (klxjG)

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Except he's not running for office again.

They're just hoping he lasts (or putting up a fiction) until early August at which point a new KY law outlines the replacement process which would invalidate the need for a special election or appointment by the governor.

Mitch getting pissy with the GOP candidate for governor last term just turned into a giant mess for him ever since. I'm just happy he's suffering.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 01:41 PM (uO3MK)

144
Joke I saw on X was "The migrants aren't interested in her unless they're going cow tipping".

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 01:40 PM (2ocoG)



Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 01:41 PM (2YhKe)

145 The terrifying slow-motion collapse appeared to stem from ongoing construction involving the addition of at least 10 floors to the building, which is being converted from offices to apartments, sources said.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 07, 2026 01:35 PM (CWTWj)

Running load-bearing calculations is for wusses!

Posted by: pookysgirl's engineer heart just shriveled a little at July 07, 2026 01:42 PM (Wt5PA)

146 Reform voters will have to shit or get off the pot. More likely they will take their welfare checks, beans and toast and take it up the ass like they have since 1946.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 07, 2026 01:42 PM (wBaIH)

147 Didn't they learn that before Western Civilization all the world was a craphole?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 01:43 PM (gMXjs)

148 Fuck it. It'll hold.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2026 01:43 PM (wOO3z)

149 You should always be wary of a guy with a slide rule taking way to long to do calculations and then saying, yeah I think it will support another 10 floors”.

Posted by: Laura Loomers Talking Anus at July 07, 2026 01:43 PM (klxjG)

150 Fuck it. It'll hold.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2026 01:43 PM (wOO3z)



Your call is important to us. Please remain on the line and the next available agent will get to your call as quickly as possible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 01:43 PM (2YhKe)

151 There is no way Jennings talked to McConnell about any of that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 07, 2026 01:39 PM (XV/Pl)

It will turn out it was either a dream or someone had a phone on speaker for McConnell to "hear" and Jennings just rambled on.

Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2026 01:44 PM (lCppi)

152 Posh George, the guy that donated the money to Farage has been convicted of fraud and money laundering here in the US.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2026 01:44 PM (afJtY)

153 A Midtown high-rise was dramatically evacuated during the Tuesday morning rush when massive beams in the under-construction building started buckling -- caving in several floors and sending bricks raining down on the street under the crushing strain.

This was Pfizer's pformer headquarters, from what I've seen elsewhere. Somehow it's symbolic that it's collapsing in the middle of a renovation attempt.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 01:44 PM (2ocoG)

154 I just do not fully understand the motivation of so many leftists to being so permissive of illegal immigration.

Because they personally benefit in the short term.

They have an illegal mowing their lawn, an illegal bringing their door dash, an illegal nannying their kid, and they work at an NGO that gets funding to take care of illegals.

Asking why an upper middle class feminist likes illegals is like asking why a pothead that runs a pot shop thinks the government should legalize marijuana

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 01:44 PM (sKqQm)

155 Beware removing the wrong wall. Load bearing walls are a thing, apparently.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 01:44 PM (gMXjs)

156 This reminds me of a scene from The Patriot.
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When I was a kid, Francis Marion was a legend that we all envied. We would wander the low country swamps imagining what it must have been like during the Revolution.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2026 01:45 PM (XeU6L)

157 He's starting to do the Kamala word salad thing and throw in a "thus far" to sound smart:


The precarious situation prompted surrounding buildings – including a nearby school with roughly 400 children – to be evacuated for fear more of the structure would topple, Mayor Zohran Mamdani told reporters.

“What they have found thus far is that there are structural issues with the building,” he said.

“I would say that beyond that, just for those in the immediate area to follow the instructions of those on the ground, we have seen evacuations not only of the building, but of surrounding buildings, as well as a nearby school. And I believe those actions are appropriate at this time.”

Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 01:45 PM (kX27y)

158 Yeah it was probably more like, “Mitch, grunt if you can hear me”.

Posted by: Laura Loomers Talking Anus at July 07, 2026 01:45 PM (klxjG)

159 Feminism is just communism with extra steps.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 01:39 PM (uO3MK)

Eek barba derkle. Someone's gonna get laid on HotAir

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 01:45 PM (pcDUa)

160 In principle, I agree, but there's too much art, history, and architecture to leave in the hands of the orcs to destroy. Once we take care of the communists on our land, I vote we colonize western Europe and save them from themselves.

It only cost us roughly 1 million men killed or wounded - about 1% of the US population at the time - when we did this in the forties. So, of course, your idea is splendid. Why not do it again ? To save some paintings.

Posted by: Flanger at July 07, 2026 01:45 PM (yxAB7)

161 The terrifying slow-motion collapse appeared to stem from ongoing construction involving the addition of at least 10 floors to the building, which is being converted from offices to apartments, sources said.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 07, 2026 01:35 PM (CWTWj)
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Somehow this is President Trump's fault.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2026 01:45 PM (FZ29D)

162 Is McConnell's funeral going to displace McCain's?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2026 01:45 PM (jehhT)

163 It could be that all the reports of brain death, coma, etc were actually fake news.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 01:40 PM (n5tGW)


I would think that if a senior member of Congress was in the hospital and there were reports that he was all but slated for a toe-tag, someone in his staff would suggest a quick interview, or a press release.

"ah, they don't like my blood chemistry and they would have cut me free except for that arrhythmia. However I am ready to resume my duties for the rest of my term, and this has been proof that I was right not to run for another term. Thank you for coming"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 01:46 PM (rbvCR)

164 159 Feminism is just communism with extra steps.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 01:39 PM (uO3MK)

Eek barba derkle. Someone's gonna get laid on HotAir

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 01:45 PM (pcDUa)

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*burp*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 01:46 PM (uO3MK)

165 Didn't they learn that before Western Civilization all the world was a craphole?

These are the people who literally believe electricity comes from outlets, food comes from grocery stores, and water comes from the faucet. There is no conception of all of the things men (and I do mean men) do to make those things possible, and therefore no mind is paid to what happens when you eliminate all of those men. Things were always as they are now, and they shall be that way forever.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 01:46 PM (2ocoG)

166
Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
·
4h
🚨 President Trump is seemingly BEYOND fed up with Europe's BS

"With all the money we spend to help them with Russia.. we don't have to spend ANY money. We could remove ALL of our soldiers out of Europe, because as you probably noticed, Europe is a VERY different place than it was 20 years ago."

"It's MUCH different, and they better be careful with immigration and energy. If they're not careful with those two things, you're not going to have a Europe anymore."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2026 01:46 PM (mmrXZ)

167 The blueprints were drawn by a woman.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 01:46 PM (pcDUa)

168 *farts*

Posted by: Laura Loomers Talking Anus at July 07, 2026 01:46 PM (klxjG)

169 No load balancing on stolen land!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 01:47 PM (n5tGW)

170 When I was a kid, Francis Marion was a legend that we all envied. We would wander the low country swamps imagining what it must have been like during the Revolution.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I had a 33 record with the song on it from the show when I was. Loved it. Never saw the show, but I did read a book from the school library about him.

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 01:47 PM (77rzZ)

171 “What they have found thus far is that there are structural issues with the building,” he said.
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I'm stunned by his erudition.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2026 01:47 PM (XeU6L)

172 re 155: but mr fawlty, that's a supporting wall!

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 07, 2026 01:47 PM (CWTWj)

173 The blueprints were drawn by a woman.
Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 01:46 PM (pcDUa)

And built by a DEI contractor.

Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2026 01:47 PM (lCppi)

174 I have a brother whose wife managed to collapse the house trying for that " open floor plan". I saw what she did and grabbed the family and left. She cut out 3 tripple stacked 2 by 6 supports holding up the rafters across almost a third of the house. I was amazed it hadn't fallen down yet. It took about another month and a nice Nevada windy day.

Posted by: Reforger at July 07, 2026 01:48 PM (Moh1b)

175 Someone's gonna get laid on HotAir

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 01:45 PM (pcDUa)




*Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease*

Posted by: Ed Morrissey at July 07, 2026 01:48 PM (2YhKe)

176 When I was a kid, Francis Marion was a legend that we all envied. We would wander the low country swamps imagining what it must have been like during the Revolution.

Yes Yes

All small human blood units should do this.

Uh, I mean children. All children should do this

Posted by: Some Mosquito at July 07, 2026 01:48 PM (sKqQm)

177 Andrew Gillum got pulled over in Alabama with three grams of methamphetamine, eight pre-rolled marijuana joints, four cut straws, three pipes and a bong.

Posted by: fd at July 07, 2026 01:48 PM (MWfyi)

178 The blueprints were drawn by a woman.
Posted by: ...

Probably one of those who did the plans for that footbridge at that Florida university that collapsed.

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 01:49 PM (77rzZ)

179 177 Andrew Gillum got pulled over in Alabama with three grams of methamphetamine, eight pre-rolled marijuana joints, four cut straws, three pipes and a bong.

Posted by: fd at July 07, 2026 01:48 PM (MWfyi)

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"Yeah...and...?"
-Hunter Biden

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 01:49 PM (uO3MK)

180
“I would say that beyond that, just for those in the immediate area to follow the instructions of those on the ground, we have seen evacuations not only of the building, but of surrounding buildings, as well as a nearby school. And I believe those actions are appropriate at this time.”

Posted by: beckster

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Oh fab. "Mayor Mamdani saves New Yorkers from collapsing building." There will be pictures of him looking up at it in deep concern. Man on the spot. Got your back. Out in the streets, with YOU!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 07, 2026 01:49 PM (mmrXZ)

181 121 Beege Welborn is maybe the most Republican name of all time. And she's the editor of HotAir, to really round it out.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 01:37 PM (BI5O2)

I don't think so. They have multiple people named as editors, and she isn't one of the ones named on their About Us page.
https://hotair.com/about

Although they still have the deceased Jazz Shaw o listed there, so probably not up to date. She may be AN editor, as opposed to THE editor.

Posted by: No Name Today at July 07, 2026 01:49 PM (8mulE)

182 168 *farts*
Posted by: Laura Loomers Talking Anus at July 07, 2026 01:46 PM (klxjG)

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao Zedong (1893-1976) at July 07, 2026 01:49 PM (qA8eD)

183 I had a 33 record with the song on it from the show when I was. Loved it. Never saw the show, but I did read a book from the school library about him.
Posted by: Bulg
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Well, we were kids. Waaay before the movie. We knew what we had learned in school, and from reading.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2026 01:50 PM (XeU6L)

184 That MP Farage should run in the by-election.

Posted by: Phil Gramm at July 07, 2026 01:50 PM (qA8eD)

185 44 Hmmmm......

Dustin Grage reposted

Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.
Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 01:24 PM (kX27y)

He needs to go.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 07, 2026 01:51 PM (Io6Sj)

186 "Yeah...and...?"
-Hunter Biden
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films"

Must have been on his way to Vegas.

Posted by: fd at July 07, 2026 01:51 PM (MWfyi)

187 I've never seen The Patriot, either. Mostly because I don't care for Mel Gibson.

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ)

188 155 Beware removing the wrong wall. Load bearing walls are a thing, apparently.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 01:44 PM (gMXjs)

Sound advice.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 07, 2026 01:51 PM (qA8eD)

189 Asking why an upper middle class feminist likes illegals is like asking why a pothead that runs a pot shop thinks the government should legalize marijuana
Posted by: 18-1

Interesting that a pothead is capable of running a commercial establishment. Anyways, those potheads don't want the gubmint legalizing marijuana; they want the gubmint legalizing buying it at pot shops. The upper middle class feminist likes illegals because "Fuck you Republican party!"

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 07, 2026 01:52 PM (DZ9Lv)

190 All small human blood units should do this.

Uh, I mean children. All children should do this
Posted by: Some Mosquito
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Pfft.

Posted by: Diamondback Rattlers, Cottonmouths at July 07, 2026 01:52 PM (XeU6L)

191 Andrew Gillum got pulled over in Alabama with three grams of methamphetamine, eight pre-rolled marijuana joints, four cut straws, three pipes and a bong.
Posted by: fd at July 07, 2026 01:48 PM (MWfyi)


This man was scheduled to be President.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 01:52 PM (rbvCR)

192 I have a brother whose wife managed to collapse the house trying for that " open floor plan". I saw what she did and grabbed the family and left. She cut out 3 tripple stacked 2 by 6 supports holding up the rafters across almost a third of the house. I was amazed it hadn't fallen down yet. It took about another month and a nice Nevada windy day.

Your brother just let her do that? I mean, there's simping and then there's "let her destroy the house or else I won't get sex".

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 01:52 PM (2ocoG)

193 Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.

Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 01:24 PM (kX27y)

That's not overly elaborate at all.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 07, 2026 01:52 PM (dK+Kv)

194 I've never seen The Patriot, either. Mostly because I don't care for Mel Gibson.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ)



I've never seen it mostly because too many movies I have seen over the years largely disappointed me and I find them a tremendous waste of time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 01:53 PM (2YhKe)

195 187 I've never seen The Patriot, either. Mostly because I don't care for Mel Gibson.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ)

I saw it in the theater the weekend before I reported to Lackland for basic.

Then I saw it in a college history class. Assignment: find five historical inaccuracies for 100. Damn was THAT easy…

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 07, 2026 01:53 PM (qA8eD)

196

31 A midtown high rise in NYC is on the verge of collapse. The NY Post is reporting the neighborhood has been evacuated. Construction workers found beams buckling and walls collapsing. Building is 37 stories and used to be Pfizer headquarters
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 01:21 PM

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Is hobo urine involved?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 07, 2026 01:53 PM (azNOR)

197 Farange is a fraud. He fooled me for a bit, much like Bolton did. I have been on to his weak ass for awhile now. He is McConnell-esque.

Posted by: connected and litigious at July 07, 2026 01:53 PM (cS1cw)

198 Word.

This morning, New York Times columnist Michelle Goldberg concedes she was completely fooled by the hype around Platner:

Last October, when stories about Platner’s tattoo and Reddit posts first broke, I went to Maine to write about him. I tried to convey what I saw: a campaign that was electrifying angry Maine voters. But I deeply regret that, impressed by Platner’s political charisma, I wrote that he was “nothing like the edgelord caricature I encountered online.” If anything, he seems to be significantly worse.

I do not say this lightly: If Platner fooled you, maybe you should find something to do with your life besides writing columns about politics. Because the U.S. political landscape is full of creeps, cretins, con artists, crooks, and cads of every kind, and it always will be. If the media has any useful role to play in our system, it is to look beyond the spin and the campaign-crafted image and to tell the world who these candidates really are, warts and all, so the electorate can make an informed choice.


https://tinyurl.com/5n85bfvv

Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2026 01:54 PM (lUpHx)

199
That's not overly elaborate at all.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 07, 2026 01:52 PM (dK+Kv)



"My 3 year old saw a homeless person on the street and asked me 'why does Trump hate black people?'"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 01:54 PM (2YhKe)

200 Not all potheads are completely useless, and some run businesses. Not all alcoholics are complete souses either, though "functional alcoholics" tend to be less and less functional as time goes on.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 01:54 PM (rbvCR)

201 191 Andrew Gillum got pulled over in Alabama with three grams of methamphetamine, eight pre-rolled marijuana joints, four cut straws, three pipes and a bong.
Posted by: fd at July 07, 2026 01:48 PM (MWfyi)

This man was scheduled to be President.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 01:52 PM (rbvCR)

Sounds like he’s our guy!!!

Posted by: Libertarian Party at July 07, 2026 01:54 PM (qA8eD)

202 193 Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.

Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 01:24 PM (kX27y)

That's not overly elaborate at all.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 07, 2026 01:52 PM (dK+Kv)

Images of Capt. Pike, using 1 beep or 2.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 07, 2026 01:54 PM (N39Ws)

203
That's not overly elaborate at all.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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No BP? Heart rate? Oxygenation? Too objective, one supposes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2026 01:54 PM (XeU6L)

204 Your brother just let her do that? I mean, there's simping and then there's "let her destroy the house or else I won't get sex".
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 01:52 PM (2ocoG)

It's worse than that but I won't go into it. She's a rule #1 violation of the highest order.

Posted by: Reforger at July 07, 2026 01:55 PM (Moh1b)

205 Afternoon.

After a couple of decades of open borders and being flooded by Rape-igrants do you think failure to disclose some donos is really going to be a deal breaker?

In the other hand, it is Britain.

Thank the LAWD for being American.

Posted by: Robert at July 07, 2026 01:55 PM (moO20)

206 I've never seen The Patriot, either. Mostly because I don't care for Mel Gibson.

Its not bad. But its not great either. Watched it once. That's kind of the tell if I don't watch something a second time.

It drags on too long about him NOT wanting to fight. Then he turns into the Terminator.

Posted by: Flanger at July 07, 2026 01:55 PM (yxAB7)

207 Andrew Gillum got pulled over in Alabama with three grams of methamphetamine, eight pre-rolled marijuana joints, four cut straws, three pipes and a bong.
Posted by: fd

No Hennessy? (The popo grabbed that.)

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 07, 2026 01:56 PM (DZ9Lv)

208 176 When I was a kid, Francis Marion was a legend that we all envied. We would wander the low country swamps imagining what it must have been like during the Revolution.

Yes Yes

All small human blood units should do this.

Uh, I mean children. All children should do this
Posted by: Some Mosquito at July 07, 2026 01:48 PM (sKqQm)

Swamp Fox the Disney show is almost impossible to find any where. I don't know why because Walt Loved America??? so the Commies that run it now hate it.

Me and my son Watched Liberty Kids because my Brother bought the DVDs and gave me the Discs so I could upload them on my Server, I think there are what 3 good shows on the Revolutionary war

John Adams
Turn
Franklin (from Apple it OK Looks good but the shoe horned in a plot about abortion for some reason)

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 07, 2026 01:56 PM (Io6Sj)

209 Then I saw it in a college history class. Assignment: find five historical inaccuracies for 100. Damn was THAT easy…
Posted by: Cow Demon

Yeah, that's why I avoid historical movies. Almost all of them are riddled with needless errors and distortions.

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 01:56 PM (77rzZ)

210 Then I saw it in a college history class. Assignment: find five historical inaccuracies for 100. Damn was THAT easy…
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 07, 2026 01:53 PM (qA8eD)


You want to talk about Bravehart too?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 01:56 PM (rbvCR)

211 > Building is 37 stories and used to be Pfizer headquarters.
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Pfizer the company that makes of Viagra... has a building that won't stay erect.

How... ironic.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2026 01:56 PM (jehhT)

212 Soccer update. The Egypt- Argentina game will last until roughly this time tomorrow as it is 3-2. After each goal is on field celebrations, confetti, fireworks, and on field interviews and post goal presser conferences that extend the actual event roughly six hours. Keep those orange slices and Hi-Cs cold, guys.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 07, 2026 01:56 PM (qA8eD)

213 That's not overly elaborate at all.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 07, 2026 01:52 PM (dK+Kv)

Such a weird lie as well. You didn't talk about how he is doing or feeling? I tend to focus on what "isn't" and that is a curious absence.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 01:56 PM (pcDUa)

214 From a Jim Gerharty article today: "the U.S. political landscape is full of creeps, cretins, con artists, crooks, and cads of every kind"

He forgot: And Methodists!

Posted by: 496 at July 07, 2026 01:56 PM (ixzX2)

215 This man was scheduled to be President.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 01:52 PM (rbvCR)
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DC_Draino
@DC_Draino
·
3h
People forget that Gov DeSantis beat this guy in 2018 by less than 0.5%.

He would’ve been our Governor during Covid, kept us locked down, and the country would’ve never been the same.

The reason he almost won was b/c deep blue Broward County kept “finding” votes weeks after the election.

The vote fraud was stopped, DeSantis cleaned up our elections, and he won by almost 20% in 2022.

It’s amazing what happens when election fraud is cleaned up.

Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 01:56 PM (kX27y)

216 I just watched that last night!

Posted by: LASue at July 07, 2026 01:40 PM (lCppi)

It's in my Independence Day lineup.

Patriot
Glory
Field of Lost Shoes
Gettysburg

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 01:56 PM (xA5g+)

217 3-2 Argentina that is.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 07, 2026 01:57 PM (qA8eD)

218 That's not overly elaborate at all.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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No BP? Heart rate? Oxygenation? Too objective, one supposes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2026 01:54 PM (XeU6L)

I pulled a bunch of celery out of the vegetable drawer.

We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history.

I told it I want to see it back in my salad as soon as possible.

Hardly a difference.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 07, 2026 01:57 PM (dK+Kv)

219 ...three grams of methamphetamine, eight pre-rolled marijuana joints, four cut straws, three pipes and a bong.
Posted by: fd

Well, it's a start

Posted by: MkY at July 07, 2026 01:57 PM (q6tQZ)

220 Andrew Gillum got pulled over in Alabama with three grams of methamphetamine, eight pre-rolled marijuana joints, four cut straws, three pipes and a bong.
Posted by: fd at July 07, 2026 01:48 PM (MWfyi)

My shocked face is currently on vacation in Mallorca.

At least he wasn't found passed out in his own piss and shit after being fucked hard in the ass. Now THAT was embarrassing!

Posted by: Robert at July 07, 2026 01:57 PM (moO20)

221 The vote fraud was stopped, DeSantis cleaned up our elections, and he won by almost 20% in 2022.

It’s amazing what happens when election fraud is cleaned up.
Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 01:56 PM (kX27y)

Truth. But he has also been a damn good governor. That doesn’t hurt either.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 07, 2026 01:57 PM (qA8eD)

222 Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY

We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history


"What do you thin about Iran? The Revolutionary Guard lobbed a few missiles at tankers yesterday?"

"Beeeeep"

"What about that Platner? Do you think the rape thing is really worse than the Nazi thing?"

"Beeeep"

"Ever been in the gift shop of the TR Presidential Library? They have Slim Jims!"

"Beeep"

"What was the year they moved the Senate into the new chambers? 1881?"

"Beeep"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2026 01:57 PM (guGkK)

223 Mel Gibsons character was a composite of a few dudes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 01:58 PM (gMXjs)

224 What an amazing comeback by Argentina. Down 2-0 late, now up 3-2 with < 5 minutes in extra time.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 07, 2026 01:58 PM (2ap+5)

225 Andrew Gillum got pulled over in Alabama with three grams of methamphetamine, eight pre-rolled marijuana joints, four cut straws, three pipes and a bong.
Posted by: fd

And that's just what they found up his ass!

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 01:58 PM (pcDUa)

226 Even Bernie has dumped the Nazi now.
Posted by: fd at July 07, 2026 01:31 PM


Platner must have violated the non-aggression pact.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2026 01:58 PM (Wnv9h)

227 Andrew Gillum got pulled over in Alabama with three grams of methamphetamine, eight pre-rolled marijuana joints, four cut straws, three pipes and a bong.
Posted by: fd at July 07, 2026 01:48 PM (MWfyi)

This man was scheduled to be President.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 01:52 PM (rbvCR)

Sounds like he’s our guy!!!
Posted by: Libertarian Party
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For some reason, Michael Avenatti just came to mind. "Presidential timber!" -Brian Stelter

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2026 01:58 PM (XeU6L)

228 Sounds like he’s our guy!!!
Posted by: Libertarian Party at July 07, 2026 01:54 PM (qA8eD)


This is really funny in a pathetic way, because for all your hatred of the Libertarians, you have no fucking clue about Chase Oliver

Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 01:58 PM (rbvCR)

229 "functional alcoholics" tend to be less and less functional as time goes on.
Posted by: Kindltot

Two of them, very close friends, died from it. If you're going to die from complications of recreational abuse, do it quick. Dying from years of alcohol abuse is miserable.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 07, 2026 01:58 PM (DZ9Lv)

230 At least he wasn't found passed out in his own piss and shit after being fucked hard in the ass. Now THAT was embarrassing!

Posted by: Robert at July 07, 2026 01:57 PM (moO20)

TMI, dude!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 07, 2026 01:58 PM (dK+Kv)

231 Platner must have violated the non-aggression pact.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Peace in our time!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2026 01:59 PM (XeU6L)

232 210 Then I saw it in a college history class. Assignment: find five historical inaccuracies for 100. Damn was THAT easy…
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 07, 2026 01:53 PM (qA8eD)

You want to talk about Bravehart too?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 01:56 PM (rbvCR)

Well, had I taken the class in 1995… : )

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 07, 2026 01:59 PM (qA8eD)

233
At least he wasn't found passed out in his own piss and shit after being fucked hard in the ass. Now THAT was embarrassing!
Posted by: Robert at July 07, 2026 01:57 PM (moO20)



His disappointment, however, was palpable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 01:59 PM (2YhKe)

234 174 I have a brother whose wife managed to collapse the house trying for that " open floor plan". I saw what she did and grabbed the family and left. She cut out 3 tripple stacked 2 by 6 supports holding up the rafters across almost a third of the house. I was amazed it hadn't fallen down yet. It took about another month and a nice Nevada windy day.
Posted by: Reforger at July 07, 2026

Building trends are now going in the exact opposite direction with delineated rooms again. Too late for this house…and structural engineer? Who needs them before we start sledge hammering away!

Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 01:59 PM (Dd38x)

235 Cops were probably too disgusted to catalog Gillum's sex toys

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 01:59 PM (20Ghg)

236 Andrew Gillum got pulled over in Alabama with three grams of methamphetamine, eight pre-rolled marijuana joints, four cut straws, three pipes and a bong.
Posted by: fd at July 07, 2026 01:48 PM (MWfyi)

My shocked face is currently on vacation in Mallorca.

At least he wasn't found passed out in his own piss and shit after being fucked hard in the ass. Now THAT was embarrassing!
Posted by: Robert at July 07, 2026 01:57 PM (moO20)
________

Don't forget the puke!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 07, 2026 01:59 PM (iFTx/)

237 This morning, New York Times columnist Michelle Goldberg concedes she was completely fooled by the hype around Platner
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I question the timing.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 02:00 PM (pcDUa)

238 At least he wasn't found passed out in his own piss and shit after being fucked hard in the ass. Now THAT was embarrassing!

Posted by: Robert at July 07, 2026 01:57 PM (moO20)

His wife is still married to him. His recent arrest was right up the street!

Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 02:00 PM (Dd38x)

239 >> Andrew Gillum got pulled over in Alabama with three grams of methamphetamine, eight pre-rolled marijuana joints, four cut straws, three pipes and a bong.


No Feces and Blood Stained Sheets?

Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 02:00 PM (5MUB0)

240 230 At least he wasn't found passed out in his own piss and shit after being fucked hard in the ass. Now THAT was embarrassing!

Posted by: Robert at July 07, 2026 01:57 PM (moO20)

TMI, dude!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 07, 2026 01:58 PM (dK+Kv)

I wasn't going to go there and really don't want to search it up but is it the same dude?

Posted by: Reforger at July 07, 2026 02:00 PM (Moh1b)

241 This morning, New York Times columnist Michelle Goldberg concedes she was completely fooled by the hype around Platner
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Everything she just said is bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:00 PM (2YhKe)

242 226 Even Bernie has dumped the Nazi now.
Posted by: fd at July 07, 2026 01:31 PM

Platner must have violated the non-aggression pact.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2026 01:58 PM (Wnv9h)

Heh.

Posted by: No Name Today at July 07, 2026 02:01 PM (8mulE)

243 228 Sounds like he’s our guy!!!
Posted by: Libertarian Party at July 07, 2026 01:54 PM (qA8eD)

This is really funny in a pathetic way, because for all your hatred of the Libertarians, you have no fucking clue about Chase Oliver
Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 01:58 PM (rbvCR)

No sense of humor.

Besides, if the Libertarians run anyone in TX HD 88, or Ag Commissioner, I will vote for them. I don’t hate them. I WILL make fun of them, however.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 07, 2026 02:01 PM (qA8eD)

244 Two of them, very close friends, died from it. If you're going to die from complications of recreational abuse, do it quick. Dying from years of alcohol abuse is miserable.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 07, 2026 01:58 PM (DZ9Lv)


You want to talk about my family, and the family of a couple of my ex-girlfriends, too?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 02:01 PM (rbvCR)

245

No Feces and Blood Stained Sheets?
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2026 02:00 PM (5MUB0)



He was on his WAY to the party........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:01 PM (2YhKe)

246
I wasn't going to go there and really don't want to search it up but is it the same dude?
Posted by: Reforger at July 07, 2026

Yes

Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 02:01 PM (Dd38x)

247 No Feces and Blood Stained Sheets?
Posted by: garrett

Blood Sweat and Tears > Feces and Blood Stained Sheets

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 07, 2026 02:02 PM (DZ9Lv)

248 3 in a few minutes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 02:02 PM (gMXjs)

249 Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.
--
I want to point out that nothing in that statement precludes the use of a Ouija board.

LOL, 5 major topics in less than 20 minutes?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 07, 2026 02:02 PM (3cUTc)

250 Beautiful goal by Argentina!

Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 02:02 PM (Dd38x)

251 I've never seen The Patriot, either. Mostly because I don't care for Mel Gibson.

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ)

Whaaaat? I watched it in high school History class, with running commentary from our older-than-dirt teacher. (We'd gently tease him that he knew George Washington personally.) It was a bit controversial for us to watch it, since it had violence and I went to a Christian school.

Posted by: pookysgirl liked the movie at July 07, 2026 02:02 PM (Wt5PA)

252 You want to talk about my family, and the family of a couple of my ex-girlfriends, too?
Posted by: Kindltot

If you pay my hourly rate, sure.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 07, 2026 02:03 PM (DZ9Lv)

253 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:00 PM (2YhKe)

What happened to Zimon? He was cool.

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 02:03 PM (77rzZ)

254 Not all potheads are completely useless, and some run businesses. Not all alcoholics are complete souses either, though "functional alcoholics" tend to be less and less functional as time goes on.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 01:54 PM


I have a buddy that was one of the functional alcoholics. He was drunk all day every day for over 30 years. He would stop at the quick check each morning and grab a couple of 60 ouncers on his way to work. On top of that he popped all sorts of pills whenever he had the cash for them. It finally caught up with him and he had a series of cardiac issues last month. He says he is sober now. Time will tell I guess.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2026 02:03 PM (0N4FZ)

255 Lionel Messi is the realest of deals.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 07, 2026 02:03 PM (2ap+5)

256 Fourteen minutes 3 goals.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 02:03 PM (gMXjs)

257 You want to talk about my family, and the family of a couple of my ex-girlfriends, too?
Posted by: Kindltot

If you pay my hourly rate, sure.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 07, 2026 02:03 PM (DZ9Lv)

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 07, 2026 02:04 PM (dK+Kv)

258 There is a difference between humor and smearing.

Humor about the LP would be referring to it as two My Little Ponies having a screaming fight about whether GIF is pronounced "Jiff" or "Ghiff"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 02:04 PM (rbvCR)

259 So The Turtle really was just pining for the fjords?

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at July 07, 2026 02:04 PM (V362x)

260 off sleazy perjurious Trump-hating sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 07, 2026 02:04 PM (l3cgK)

261 259 So The Turtle really was just pining for the fjords?

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at July 07, 2026 02:04 PM (V362x)

He's stuck on a post somewhere...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 07, 2026 02:05 PM (l3cgK)

262 Fourteen minutes 3 goals.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 02:03 PM (gMXjs)



Unpossible.

Posted by: USMNT at July 07, 2026 02:05 PM (2YhKe)

263 Catholics win!

Posted by: Oglebay at July 07, 2026 02:05 PM (2ap+5)

264 What happened to Zimon? He was cool.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 02:03 PM (77rzZ)



Prolly gettin' laid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:06 PM (2YhKe)

265 Farage has a long history of saying that Islam is the future of England, positively.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 01:17 PM (uO3MK)


Care to back that up with a few links?

He has differentiated between Islamism and Islam, but that's as close as he has come.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 02:06 PM (l4RKn)

266 Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about three grams of methamphetamine, eight pre-rolled marijuana joints, four cut straws, three pipes and a bong.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 02:06 PM (pcDUa)

267 If you pay my hourly rate, sure.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 07, 2026 02:03 PM (DZ9Lv)


Thank you, no. I still have to take the urn of my bio-mom's ashes to the coast to drop the whole thing, urn and all, into the ocean because no one else could figure out how to do it. I do that and dump a couple apple crates of pictures and I am done with them all.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 02:06 PM (rbvCR)

268 So The Turtle really was just pining for the fjords?

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at July 07, 2026 02:04 PM (V362x)



There was a recall. Transmission issues.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 02:06 PM (2YhKe)

269 Michelle Goldberg could ignore the Nazi stuff, but the volume of rapey stuff turned her off. SMH

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 02:08 PM (20Ghg)

270 Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 02:06 PM (rbvCR)

Sorry

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 02:08 PM (pcDUa)

271 "Ever been in the gift shop of the TR Presidential Library? They have Slim Jims!"

"Beeep"

"What was the year they moved the Senate into the new chambers? 1881?"

"Beeep"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 07, 2026 01:57 PM (guGkK)

"Remember that time when you were Senate Majority Leader? That was awesome!"

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 07, 2026 02:08 PM (nbLIj)

272 191 Andrew Gillum got pulled over in Alabama with three grams of methamphetamine, eight pre-rolled marijuana joints, four cut straws, three pipes and a bong.
Posted by: fd at J
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Hey, can't a guy have a little fun?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 02:08 PM (+yTe/)

273 Prolly gettin' laid.
Posted by: Sponge

Ah, that Zimon. Quite the player. Bet he gets more than The Paolo and the Blade combined.

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 02:09 PM (77rzZ)

274 265 Care to back that up with a few links?

He has differentiated between Islamism and Islam, but that's as close as he has come.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 02:06 PM (l4RKn)

======

"But I've also long taken the view that if you go down the route of say Geert Wilders in The Netherlands, who says he wants in that country for all the mosques to be closed for the Quran to be banned and for an entire religion to be outlawed, then we will lose.

"We have got to try to get [moderate Muslims] on our side."

-----

So, if you want to give him the benefit of the doubt of the whole moderate Muslim thing in 2017, sure.

The guy just says whatever. He means nothing.

https://tinyurl.com/nhav8tca

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:09 PM (uO3MK)

275 I do that and dump a couple apple crates of pictures and I am done with them all.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 02:06 PM (rbvCR)


Heh.

The drunken wrecking ball in my family isn't dead yet.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 02:09 PM (l4RKn)

276 Can't we stop him from coming back here????



Brandon Tatum

@TheOfficerTatum
·
5h
🚨 American social media influencer Jackson Hinkle led “Down with the USA” chants at a pro-regime rally in Tehran, Iran.

If that’s where your loyalty is, don’t come back. You can stay there. 👋🏾

Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 02:09 PM (kX27y)

277
He has differentiated between Islamism and Islam, but that's as close as he has come.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
---

Same, same, Islam and Islamism belong in Islamic countries.
Not here.
They want to kill us.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 02:12 PM (+yTe/)

278 Not hard to guess who pays for Hinkle's existence.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 07, 2026 02:12 PM (afJtY)

279 American social media influencer Jackson Hinkle led “Down with the USA” chants at a pro-regime rally in Tehran, Iran.

If that’s where your loyalty is, don’t come back. You can stay there. 👋🏾
Posted by: beckster

If he tries to come back here, he should be arrested as soon as the plane hits the ground and renditioned to a black-ops site to rot for the rest of his miserable days.

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 02:12 PM (77rzZ)

280 5h
🚨 American social media influencer Jackson Hinkle led “Down with the USA” chants at a pro-regime rally in Tehran, Iran.

If that’s where your loyalty is, don’t come back. You can stay there. 👋🏾
Posted by: beckster at July 07, 2026 02:09 PM (kX27y)

Wait, that's a real dude? I thought it was some sort of Jew hating, terrorist loving AI bot that was pre-programmed to spout off dumb shit.

Posted by: Robert at July 07, 2026 02:13 PM (OTKIw)

281 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:09 PM (uO3MK)

That is nine years old. The world has changed. And that still doesn't speak of Islam positively, it is a recognition of Islam's political power in the UK.

You might be suspicious of him, which is rational, but don't buy into the BBC/Guardian/Mirror bullshit about him.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 02:13 PM (l4RKn)

282 American social media influencer Jackson Hinkle"

Que?

Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 02:13 PM (XuXeR)

283 118 116 McConnells status?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 01:37 PM (gMXjs)

_____________________

The turtle is in a state of brumation.

Posted by: Orson at July 07, 2026 02:14 PM (dIske)

284 281 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:09 PM (uO3MK)

That is nine years old. The world has changed. And that still doesn't speak of Islam positively, it is a recognition of Islam's political power in the UK.

You might be suspicious of him, which is rational, but don't buy into the BBC/Guardian/Mirror bullshit about him.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 02:13 PM (l4RKn)

========

The BBC is often saying that Farage is pro-Islam?

Because I doubt that the BBC is saying he's pro-Islam.

And yes, I recognize that it's 9 years old. But it was also right after the Manchester Arena bombing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:14 PM (uO3MK)

285 Never heard of him.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2026 02:14 PM (gMXjs)

286 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 02:13 PM (l4RKn)

I believe Toby had some receipts on some not great allahcucky things he said much more recently. I hadn't heard them until he posted the video. Sometimes you have to say things, but I don't know if this was that.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 02:15 PM (pcDUa)

287 I hope that Rupert Lowe and the Restore Party surges, and also that Rupert Lowe has some reliable armed protection.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2026 02:15 PM (D+BhG)

288 American social media influencer Jackson Hinkle"

Que?

Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 02:13 PM (XuXeR)

Shouldn't it be "Quien?"

Posted by: pookysgirl spent too much time in Spanish class at July 07, 2026 02:15 PM (Wt5PA)

289 "We have got to try to get [moderate Muslims] on our side."
--

Moderate Muslims are waiting for the signal.
They are devout and there religion espouses the death or subordination of the infidel. You are the infidel.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 02:15 PM (+yTe/)

290 he's resigning to stand for his own resigned seat in the election. he will handily win; it is a political stunt meant to show that, despite his negligence/obfuscation, his constituency still prefers him to labour.

farage appears indeed a great deal better than the current british establishment -- perhaps even immeasurably so -- but there's no chance that any politician pulling a stunt like this ("fuck following the rules, the people still choose me") is worth a lick of trust, by my recokining.

Posted by: pH at July 07, 2026 02:16 PM (J9hPc)

291 Andrew Gillum got pulled over in Alabama with three grams of methamphetamine, eight pre-rolled marijuana joints, four cut straws, three pipes and a bong."

Bitch set me up...

Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 02:16 PM (XuXeR)

292 288 American social media influencer Jackson Hinkle"

Que?

Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 02:13 PM (XuXeR)

Shouldn't it be "Quien?"

Posted by: pookysgirl spent too much time in Spanish class
---

Como?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 02:16 PM (+yTe/)

293 "moderate " Muslims are the ones who say nothing while the jihadists do their work for them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 02:16 PM (20Ghg)

294 Can't we stop him from coming back here????


Drone strike.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 02:16 PM (n5tGW)

295 237 This morning, New York Times columnist Michelle Goldberg concedes she was completely fooled by the hype around Platner

Sounds legit.

Posted by: Louis Renault at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (PiwSw)

296 Can I bitch?

I'm back home but I had to complete a local delivery. Got here before my 9AM appointment. Had to wait off site. Two and a half hours later I finally get called so I can pull in to wait for a door on site. Finally get a door. It has been over four hours.

Fuck this gay Earth.

Posted by: Robert at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (OTKIw)

297 Shouldn't it be "Quien?"

Spanglish.

Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 02:17 PM (XuXeR)

298 Que?

Posted by: man at July 07, 2026 02:13 PM (XuXeR)

Shouldn't it be "Quien?"

Posted by: pookysgirl spent too much time in Spanish class
---

Como?

Posted by: Braenyard

Cuando?

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (77rzZ)

299 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (NcvvS)

300 Andrew Gillum got pulled over in Alabama with three grams of methamphetamine, eight pre-rolled marijuana joints, four cut straws, three pipes and a bong.

So he was on his way to a capital-L Libertarian convention?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (2ocoG)

301 new thread if no one mentioned it

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 07, 2026 02:18 PM (CWTWj)

302 Many many polls of muslims and their attitudes/ideas. There are no moderates.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 07, 2026 02:19 PM (n5tGW)

303 296 Can I bitch?

I'm back home but I had to complete a local delivery. Got here before my 9AM appointment. Had to wait off site. Two and a half hours later I finally get called so I can pull in to wait for a door on site. Finally get a door. It has been over four hours.

Fuck this gay Earth.

Posted by: Robert
--

Sounds like you are in NY.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (+yTe/)

304 The BBC is often saying that Farage is pro-Islam?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:14 PM (uO3MK)


No. The BBC will say anything to diminish Farage and anyone to the right of Labour.

That Farage is hardening his position on Islam and immigration is smart. He is a politician, and that is what they do...triangulate to the most popular position that will get them elected.

Is he hard-nosed enough about immigration? Nope. But it is a fine start.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (l4RKn)

305 304
No. The BBC will say anything to diminish Farage and anyone to the right of Labour.

That Farage is hardening his position on Islam and immigration is smart. He is a politician, and that is what they do...triangulate to the most popular position that will get them elected.

Is he hard-nosed enough about immigration? Nope. But it is a fine start.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 02:21 PM (l4RKn)

=======

He should have started when Muslims were doing terrorist attacks on his nation a decade ago.

He's a slow learner.

He was right about Brexit, and that's about it.

Farage sucks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 07, 2026 02:23 PM (uO3MK)

306 Nood Nazi Sofies Choice

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 07, 2026 02:24 PM (wBaIH)

307 who was the couldn't talk drug guy that blew up the chicken man drug guy in that drug show about meth

was the search i just ran to try to remember Hector Salamanca from Breaking Bad. That's who Mitch McConnell reminds me of right now; all crazy eyes and vengeance wanting to detonate his wheel chair with a claymore but all he can detonate is a Biden in his diapers.

Posted by: Nelly at July 07, 2026 02:27 PM (6+ehB)

308 The blueprints were drawn by a woman. Posted by: ...

IN 1959?
Your dick just got shorter yet again. Gay bar's open.
Jesus Christ, call the nurse. It's time for your medicine grandpa.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 07, 2026 02:28 PM (zdLoL)

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