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Musical Interlude Disclaimer: I'm not at all surprised it was a cover, just who it was a cover of. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
omg i read the content
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 04:33 AM (mmrXZ) 2
Wait! It didn't hurt! Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 04:33 AM (mmrXZ) 3
Okay, I'll go call the others. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 04:33 AM (mmrXZ) 4
Apparently, there are no others. I'm in a Ray Bradbury short story. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 04:34 AM (mmrXZ) 5
Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 05, 2026 04:37 AM (ntk8v) 6
Supergirl was "beset by mixed reviews, and a very disappointing opening weekend box office." I think of "beset" as applying to locusts, wildfires, pirates, etc. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 04:38 AM (mmrXZ) 7
Mornin', Puddlegum. Carry the torch here. I've got to get to sleep. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 04:38 AM (mmrXZ) 8
If I had been a teen during the 60's, my favorite bands would've been Doors, Love, Airplane, Spirit, and the Dead.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 05, 2026 04:39 AM (DZ9Lv) 9
Too much pressure, BM.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 05, 2026 04:42 AM (ntk8v) 10
6 Supergirl was "beset by mixed reviews, and a very disappointing opening weekend box office."
I think of "beset" as applying to locusts, wildfires, pirates, etc. Posted by: Blonde Morticia Ain't nobody got time to pirate Supergirl. Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 05, 2026 04:44 AM (BLOW1) 11
G'Day everyone
Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 04:51 AM (Ia/+0) 12
I was in bed at time but last night had fireworks and thunder going at same time
Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 04:57 AM (Ia/+0) 13
Good morning. Hopefully no one is hungover.
Posted by: meh at July 05, 2026 05:00 AM (zZxsY) 14
Good morning. Hopefully no one is hungover.
Posted by: meh I'm just starting. (My every-few-weeks can of Miller Lite. I bought an 18 pack several months ago.) Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 05, 2026 05:04 AM (DZ9Lv) 15
Morning, Tech Peeps
Posted by: fluffy at July 05, 2026 05:15 AM (V0/Sp) 16
"The third derivative of distance is called jerk, just like Sam Altman."
*snrks* Perfect. Just perfect. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 05, 2026 05:16 AM (O7YUW) 17
"Worth the A$2.25 I paid, but not worth keeping once it reverts to full price."
Set a scheduled set of three alarms on your phone for renewal date minus 9, 8, and 7 days respectively. date -9: "Cancel Hidive" date -8: "No really, cancel Hidive" date -7: "If you don't cancel Hidive right now, you're going to end up making a 'I told me so' comment in the Tech News a week from now!" Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 05, 2026 05:22 AM (O7YUW) 18
Evening and morning, Blonde Morticia (who is in a class quite by herself) and you other satraps and satellites! 'Tis Sunday, the beginning of the USA's 251st year. Let's make it a good one.
I woke from a dream about Buffy the Vampire Slayer trying to board the same plane as a villain, possibly a vampire (though with the whole "daylight destroying vamps" thing, that's unlikely). The vampire got to the plane just ahead of her, and the staff shut the door. Buffy was going to be half a day behind him and whatever horror he was planning to perpetrate -- a big setback for the plot. Then Stirling the big black cat nestled in next to me, and I realized I was (a) awake, (b) no longer sleepy. Guess I'll never know how that one came out. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 05:26 AM (wzUl9) 19
Wow, where is everybody?
I slept thru most of the fireworks, but at about midnight, there was a rumble and roar like I had never heard before that woke me up. Not sure if it was the finale or what, but I'm 9 miles from the Mall, so... I give a lot of credit to the folks who toughed out the thunderstorms and waited so late for the fireworks, I hope is was spectacular but I felt 40 minutes would be exhausting. Posted by: actually inside the beltway at July 05, 2026 05:32 AM (S8cdb) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 05, 2026 05:35 AM (VyBeY) 21
In that video, Grace Slick (?), the lead vocalist, has a burning intensity when she looks at you, as if trying to beam a message right into your brain. I got the message. It read something like "I'm hot, and you know it."
I have a dim memory of one of Esquire's Dubious Achievement Awards issues, in which the short bit appeared telling us that Grace was going to name her child "god." Why the lower case, the magazine asked. To which Grace was supposed to have replied, "Because we have to be humble about this." Since her only child, according to Wiki, is named "China Wing Kantner," I suppose this was a complete gag by the magazine from start to finish. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 05:36 AM (wzUl9) 22
I'm discussing with Grok a plan to plunder two of Jules Verne's works at the same time for a novella-length story set in, basically, a matryoshka doll of weirdness. Mostly because when I read 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea as a child I didn't know what a league was and was very confused when I looked it up.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 05, 2026 05:37 AM (BLOW1) 23
meh, slept through most of it ... curiously, one big boom around 0200, all by itself ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 05, 2026 05:37 AM (VyBeY) 24
Greetings from Oban Scotland. We missed the fireworks, but the craft whiskey and Gin dulls the pain of loss. And we'll be back home tomorrow.
Posted by: Pod Hamp at July 05, 2026 05:38 AM (KTCHq) 25
There was the constant rattle of small-arms fire and boom of artillery last night, sending Stirling into a tizzy. Excuse me, I meant fireworks. (Though considering this city, it could well have been small-arms fire and artillery.) Despite wolfing his calming chews, melatonin, he still hid under the bed. Despite her calming chews treats, Dagny was edgy, but stayed out in the living room, racing around and then relaxing on the carpet.
Cats. Who can understand 'em? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 05:40 AM (wzUl9) 26
Oban is good stuff.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 05, 2026 05:40 AM (DZ9Lv) 27
Diana just wanted to be on the bed with us last night. The Big Dummy lay on the floor next to Her Majesty's side. They, Dot and the kennel dogs were fine this morning. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2026 05:43 AM (O0L8i) 28
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at July 05, 2026 05:46 AM (AMvSw) 29
We watched Mr. Smith Goes to Washington last night. Still a fine film, a career definer for James Stewart, a wonderful performance by Jean Arthur (who is billed above Stewart), and colorful work by Claude Rains, Eugene Palette, and Edward Arnold.
If it has a flaw, to me, it's that it ends too quickly and abruptly. Smith collapses after his 23-hour filibuster; it looks like his crusade is over; and then Rains's Sen. Paine goes berserk, shouting that Smith is right, that he himself is corrupt and should be expelled from the Senate. And that's pretty much it. It needed a quick, possibly wordless scene where Jean's character goes to Stewart's, revives him and kisses him, and they embrace. *Then* The End. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 05:48 AM (wzUl9) 30
w00t late
Posted by: m at July 05, 2026 06:05 AM (6wpGE) Posted by: m at July 05, 2026 06:10 AM (6wpGE) 32
uh-oh
Posted by: m at July 05, 2026 06:16 AM (6wpGE) 33
Because in real life, guys like Sen. McConnell never admit that they are corrupt.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 05, 2026 06:20 AM (qFwJc) 34
Since her only child, according to Wiki, is named "China Wing Kantner," I suppose this was a complete gag by the magazine from start to finish.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 05:36 AM (wzUl9) I remember seeing her on MTV eons ago as a sometimes VJ. Weird name, but she was hot. Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 06:25 AM (pKv0r) 35
Thunderstorms went through the civilized parts of Virginia last night. D.C. was scheduled to have a huge parade of aircraft flyovers by NASA and military aircraft yesterday. Did that come to pass?
From my vague recollection of beginner’s flight ground school, D.C. has very restricted air space at normal times. I keep thinking of that tragic screwup over the Potomac River by DCA. Posted by: Fenderbender at July 05, 2026 06:29 AM (1FEc1) 36
24 Greetings from Oban Scotland. We missed the fireworks, but the craft whiskey and Gin dulls the pain of loss. And we'll be back home tomorrow.
Posted by: Pod Hamp Howdy! Oban is one of my favorite towns in Scotland. Visited it in '92, but I recall it fondly. Gorgeous area. Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at July 05, 2026 06:52 AM (sAmhv) 37
Good morning Horde. Happy Sunday. Thx Pixy
Grace Slick had some pipes. Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 05, 2026 06:59 AM (1OoAs) 38
23 meh, slept through most of it ... curiously, one big boom around 0200, all by itself ...
np, totally get it. Posted by: meh at July 05, 2026 07:06 AM (zZxsY) 39
Jefferson Airplane/ Stsrship.was never much my listening
Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 07:09 AM (Ia/+0) 40
Since her only child, according to Wiki, is named "China Wing Kantner," I suppose this was a complete gag by the magazine from start to finish.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 * I remember seeing her on MTV eons ago as a sometimes VJ. Weird name, but she was hot. Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 *** "Wing" was Grace's maiden name, and "Kantner" was the Jefferson Airplane/Starship band member who fathered the girl. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 07:10 AM (wzUl9) 41
Because in real life, guys like Sen. McConnell never admit that they are corrupt.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 05, 2026 *** Sen. Paine's change of heart works in the film because it's been set up properly, and because of Claude Rains, who could make almost anything work. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 07:12 AM (wzUl9) 42
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 05, 2026 07:16 AM (dmoni) 43
Morning peeps. As I predicted last night's community stepped up and put on quite a show. The competition from mother nature towards midnight was close. Pretty nice storm rolled through the area, missing most of us, but lots of lightning.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2026 07:30 AM (jehhT) 44
I'm back from my workout, cleaned up (though I still need to shave), and have fed the monsters and myself.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 07:32 AM (wzUl9) 45
Mornin', Horde. 70 & muggy in Kentuckiana, going to the upper 80s. Just got rained on while taking the dog out, too.
Posted by: Nazdar at July 05, 2026 07:33 AM (NcvvS) 46
Morning, Horde...How goes it?
Had a rough night here. A storm rolled through at 3 pm yesterday and knocked out power to most of town. Didn't come back on until 5 am this morning. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2026 07:34 AM (FZ29D) 47
Super belated BOING!
Lunch with pups and grandpups. Some Brits still retain a sense of humor: https://tinyurl.com/yvmftypb Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 07:45 AM (y1wyK) 48
Supergirl was "beset by mixed reviews, and a very disappointing opening weekend box office."
I think of "beset" as applying to locusts, wildfires, pirates, etc. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2026 04:38 AM (mmrXZ) - So says an 'Ette. The 'Rons here would most likely think of "beset" as Jacqueline. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 07:48 AM (y1wyK) 49
Good morning! That was quite the show yesterday, and a magnificent speech by PDTS.
To me at least, the contrast of love for country and hate/contempt for country between this administration and the previous administrations and it's sycophantic bootlickers is crystal clear. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2026 07:51 AM (3Ope8) 50
Mornin' horde.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2026 07:57 AM (h7ZuX) 51
We've gone from 100° we're all going to melt, to flash flood warnings through Tuesday morning. Weather fear porn
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 05, 2026 07:58 AM (1OoAs) Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2026 08:04 AM (u82oZ) 53
Wow, where is everybody?
I slept thru most of the fireworks, but at about midnight, there was a rumble and roar like I had never heard before that woke me up. Not sure if it was the finale or what, but I'm 9 miles from the Mall, so... I give a lot of credit to the folks who toughed out the thunderstorms and waited so late for the fireworks, I hope is was spectacular but I felt 40 minutes would be exhausting. Posted by: actually inside the beltway at July 05, 2026 05:32 AM (S8cdb) The roar you heard was the start of it. It ran from 11:59 p.m.-12:39 a.m. Posted by: Vendette at July 05, 2026 08:04 AM (pJK38) 54
Thunderstorms went through the civilized parts of Virginia last night. D.C. was scheduled to have a huge parade of aircraft flyovers by NASA and military aircraft yesterday. Did that come to pass?
From my vague recollection of beginner’s flight ground school, D.C. has very restricted air space at normal times. I keep thinking of that tragic screwup over the Potomac River by DCA. Posted by: Fenderbender at July 05, 2026 06:29 AM (1FEc1) The flyovers happened earlier in the day, before the storms came through. Posted by: Vendette at July 05, 2026 08:05 AM (pJK38) 55
Just watched the fireworks show at DC last night. Pretty amazing!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2026 08:07 AM (3Ope8) 56
I could not resist the walk through memory lane, so I clicked on the link. I am comforted that Grace doesn't look any better than me these days.
Dog survived the fireworks. Mr Trouble came inwith him about six and stayed in until one. Jake got Composure pills that had him sleeping through the worst of it Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 05, 2026 08:09 AM (bkuEU) 57
Good morning morons
Update on Mrs. F. Remains hospitalized being treated for salmonella poisoning. Slight improvement but still not taking any nourishment by mouth. She needs to take some juice or broth but has not managed to keep anything down. Today is Day 5. Please include her in your prayers for a complete and immediate recovery. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX) 58
IMO, the DC fireworks on the Fourth are normally not one of the best shows in the country. Nice backdrop, yes. Trump wanted to make it a show that was worthy of the capital city of the greatest country in the world on a significant anniversary, and as I said in the ONT it very quickly put the usual display to shame.
Posted by: Vendette at July 05, 2026 08:12 AM (pJK38) 59
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX)
Best wishes and prayers for your better half (and some for you Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2026 08:13 AM (3Ope8) 60
"Wing" was Grace's maiden name, and "Kantner" was the Jefferson Airplane/Starship band member who fathered the girl.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 07:10 AM (wzUl9) ===== Burger place I go to has a burger named after Jack Kantner because he went there all the time. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 08:17 AM (y1wyK) 62
SF, that is awful. Prayers continue. Glad to know they figured out what it is.
May her recovery be swift and she be returned to your home quickly. Goodness. Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 05, 2026 08:17 AM (4VH0B) 63
Update on Mrs. F. Remains hospitalized being treated for salmonella poisoning.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX) - Ugh! Get better quick, Mrs. SF - and stay off the salmon for the next few months! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 08:19 AM (y1wyK) 64
San Franpsycho
Wow. Five days. Prayers continue to ascend. Maybe I'll break out the motorized prayer wheels to help. Hang in there. You need support as well. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2026 08:20 AM (u82oZ) 65
Update on Mrs. F. Remains hospitalized being treated for salmonella poisoning.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX) Wow, prayers said for her recovery. How long did it take them to determine that it was salmonella? Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2026 08:23 AM (h7ZuX) 66
Continuing prayers for Mrs. SF
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 05, 2026 08:26 AM (bkuEU) 67
Wow, prayers said for her recovery. How long did it take them to determine that it was salmonella?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2026 08:23 AM (h7ZuX) ===== That miracle of science was pronounced by the wizards the morning of Day 4. Funny how literally no one else has it. But for one meal on Day -6 we have eaten the same thing wt the same time. It just doesn't track. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX) 68
Thanks for letting us know about Mrs SFP, SFP. Prayers continue for complete and quick healing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2026 08:27 AM (eT41E) 69
Having her out of the house so long is challenging she is such a key player. Yesterday I had to figure out how to work the vacuum. All by myself!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:29 AM (RIvkX) 70
Yeah, SF. Weird that no one else got sick.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2026 08:29 AM (h7ZuX) 71
But for one meal on Day -6 we have eaten the same thing wt the same time. It just doesn't track.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX) - Bacterial infections are not an all or none event. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 08:32 AM (y1wyK) 72
My friends say I am lazy, entitled, and spoiled. After this experience I am forced to agree.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX) 73
Paul Pelosi drove into a parked car yesterday and drove away but the police are cool with it 'cause he said he'd take car of the damages. I'm pretty sure none of us would get the same treatment for a hit and run. Posted by: Auspex at July 05, 2026 08:35 AM (Y8DZL) 74
Glyph keyboard has no numeric pad. Hard No!
And how much memory does a phone need, anyway, to work as a phone? Make and receive calls and texts, and a few pics, as needed. No music, no games, no apps, no tracking. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2026 08:36 AM (1z8ji) 75
Paul Pelosi drove into a parked car yesterday and drove away but the police are cool with it 'cause he said he'd take car of the damages.
I'm pretty sure none of us would get the same treatment for a hit and run. Posted by: Auspex at July 05, 2026 08:35 AM (Y8DZL) Should have given him a DUI as he was hammered earlier. Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026 08:37 AM (1Ff7Z) 76
Trump needs to immediately denaturalize these vermin:
https://tinyurl.com/3edrfjb7 Or snuff them. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 08:41 AM (y1wyK) 77
Should have given him a DUI as he was hammered earlier.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026 08:37 AM (1Ff7Z) ===== It's (D)ifferent when he drives drunk. May be bashing in his skull more completely would actually save lives. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX) 78
SanFranpsycho, you mentioned that Mrs.F had had a minor procedure beforehand. Did she have ingest anything that day?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 08:42 AM (afJtY) 79
https://tinyurl.com/3edrfjb7
That Jackson Hinkle character is a particularly noxious little b*tch. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:43 AM (RIvkX) 80
Update on Mrs. F. Remains hospitalized being treated for salmonella poisoning. Slight improvement but still not taking any nourishment by mouth. She needs to take some juice or broth but has not managed to keep anything down. Today is Day 5. Please include her in your prayers for a complete and immediate recovery.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX) At least they have a diagnosis now. May she recover quickly! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2026 08:45 AM (1z8ji) 81
SanFranpsycho, you mentioned that Mrs.F had had a minor procedure beforehand. Did she have ingest anything that day?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 08:42 AM (afJtY) ===== She had an endoscopy Tuesday and never recovered. imho that is the source of her infection. She was perfectly fine Monday and Tuesday morning and the hospital seems like it is in CYA mode. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX) 82
So glad they finally figured it out. Now she can get the appropriate care and heal. What an odd and disturbing turn of events.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 05, 2026 08:49 AM (4VH0B) 83
SanFranpsycho, they probably are. Salmonella is shed in urine and feces.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2026 08:50 AM (afJtY) 84
Rules for elite, rules for little people
Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2026 08:51 AM (Ia/+0) 85
San Franpsycho,
I think you have it figured out. Sorry this has happened. You both are in my prayers. Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 05, 2026 08:51 AM (3AwA+) 86
I ran into a parked car once, but I was 12 years old and on my Schwinn Stingray. I was cruising down our residential street, and there was some girl on the other side of the street, so I started watching her and quit looking ahead. And suddenly there was this parked car.
When I ran into the back of it, the bike stopped instantly but I kept moving. My butt flew off that banana seat and into the handlebar fork in front, and I got the nutcracking to end all nutcrackings. I remember crawling into the grass of the nearby yard and just laying there for about 10 minutes before I could even stand up again. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 05, 2026 08:53 AM (H8EHh) 87
MP4 is early on the BT.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 05, 2026 08:55 AM (1Ff7Z) 88
She had an endoscopy Tuesday and never recovered. imho that is the source of her infection. She was perfectly fine Monday and Tuesday morning and the hospital seems like it is in CYA mode.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX) Any Muzzie or other DEI practitioners involved with the initial procedure? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2026 08:57 AM (1z8ji) 89
"Wing" was Grace's maiden name, and "Kantner" was the Jefferson Airplane/Starship band member who fathered the girl.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 05, 2026 07:10 AM (wzUl9) There are not a lot of women running around today named “China”, even so. Posted by: Cow Demon at July 05, 2026 09:03 AM (4g5V+) 90
She had an endoscopy Tuesday and never recovered. imho that is the source of her infection. She was perfectly fine Monday and Tuesday morning and the hospital seems like it is in CYA mode.
Posted by: San Franpsycho ----- Any Muzzie or other DEI practitioners involved with the initial procedure? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon That's where my thinking is too. Prayers SF, may she recover quickly now they know what it is. Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 05, 2026 09:04 AM (QVmho) 91
47 Super belated BOING!
Lunch with pups and grandpups. Some Brits still retain a sense of humor: https://tinyurl.com/yvmftypb Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 05, 2026 07:45 AM (y1wyK) !!! I'm laughing, I'm crying. Posted by: m at July 05, 2026 09:08 AM (6wpGE) 92
86 I ran into a parked car once, but I was 12 years old and on my Schwinn Stingray. I was cruising down our residential street, and there was some girl on the other side of the street, so I started watching her and quit looking ahead. And suddenly there was this parked car.
When I ran into the back of it, the bike stopped instantly but I kept moving. My butt flew off that banana seat and into the handlebar fork in front, and I got the nutcracking to end all nutcrackings. I remember crawling into the grass of the nearby yard and just laying there for about 10 minutes before I could even stand up again. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 05, 2026 08:53 AM (H8EHh) Great story. Posted by: m at July 05, 2026 09:21 AM (6wpGE) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0197 seconds. |
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