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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!
Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 04:34 AM (6wpGE) 2
Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 04, 2026 04:37 AM (ntk8v) 3
w00t
Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 04:39 AM (6wpGE) 4
Sitting - or lying down - for more than 30 minutes at a time has been linked to an increased risk of dying of cancer. (The Guardian)
So has drinking water and breathing air. Living is bad for your health. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 04, 2026 04:40 AM (ntk8v) Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 04, 2026 04:41 AM (obVEo) 6
When you die, your health issues end.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 04, 2026 04:44 AM (ntk8v) 7
I am assuming the Guardian is UK based? They nicely provided a picture of some ladies in burqas and sneakers out walking. Lovely
Posted by: Molly k. at July 04, 2026 04:45 AM (j/yko) Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 04:46 AM (6wpGE) 9
Guten morgen, horde.
**** 'I recognised at least one of those words.' I recognized all of them and it made me think about trying marijuana again. Posted by: clarence at July 04, 2026 04:47 AM (xyH2B) 10
7 I am assuming the Guardian is UK based? They nicely provided a picture of some ladies in burqas and sneakers out walking. Lovely
Posted by: Molly k. at July 04, 2026 04:45 AM (j/yko) It's The Grauniad. https://tinyurl.com/2dxkue4s Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 04:48 AM (6wpGE) 11
Sitting - or lying down - for more than 30 minutes at a time has been linked to an increased risk of dying of cancer. (The Guardian
That is one stupid headline. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 04:49 AM (D+BhG) 12
I had to look up "Bloober Team" which is apparently a Polish game developer, not that I knew what the other things were.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 04:52 AM (D+BhG) 13
I have some margarita mix that says happy independence day to mexico because we didn't annex you for your tequila. Keep an eye looking over your shoulder.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 04, 2026 05:00 AM (fkjGs) 14
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'I recognised at least one of those words.' I recognized all of them and it made me think about trying marijuana again. Posted by: clarence at July 04, 2026 04:47 AM (xyH2B) "All" is "at least one." Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 05:02 AM (6wpGE) 15
Happy 4th everybody
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at July 04, 2026 05:03 AM (S8cdb) 16
Morning, Tech Peeps
Posted by: fluffy at July 04, 2026 05:07 AM (V0/Sp) 17
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 04, 2026 04:44 AM (ntk8v) Posted by: actually inside the beltway at July 04, 2026 05:03 AM (S8cdb) Both of you are inside the beltway! Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 05:08 AM (6wpGE) 18
Happy Birthday America
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2026 05:12 AM (Ia/+0) 19
>>> The Champs - Tequila
Could not have named that band to save my life. But I bet you would hear the song in your head if you saw someone doing the Pee Wee Herman dance. Posted by: fluffy at July 04, 2026 05:13 AM (V0/Sp) Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 05:21 AM (6wpGE) 21
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NeverTweet @LOLNeverTweet 19h This thing just gave me a hippie seizure, man. Nick Gillespie @nickgillespie Jul 2 Happy 250th. Watch this incredible, psychedelic film created by Vince Collins for the Bicentennial. This is about the greatest film any government anywhere ever produced. (3:25) Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 05:22 AM (6wpGE) 22
A bang and a flash
Cut and slash The night air's peace Like water and grease The light and fire sings As our freedom rings fin Posted by: clarence at July 04, 2026 05:23 AM (xyH2B) Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 05:28 AM (6wpGE) 24
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 04, 2026 05:30 AM (dmoni) 25
Mount Rushmore fireworks show 2026 finale follows Trump speech commemorating America's 250th https://tinyurl.com/2bdyrp5t (2:27) Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 05:35 AM (6wpGE) 26
A shoutout to Ace!
NeverTweet retweeted Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D Jul 2 Watching Kill Bill for the nth time and just realized that when Vivica A. Fox’s character pulls the gun in the cereal box move, the cereal is called “Kaboom”. Only related by name, Ace’s Kaboom piece is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. https://tinyurl.com/4snt7shc Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 05:40 AM (6wpGE) 27
Detail of Kaboom Cereal.
Nothing says "part of a balanced breakfast" like the Faces of the Unquiet Dead. Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 05:40 AM (6wpGE) 28
Good morning. The wife waxes more full by the day.
Posted by: meh at July 04, 2026 05:42 AM (zZxsY) 29
International Fellowship of Christians and Jews
Devotional on Proverbs 14:30- " A peaceful heart" https://tinyurl.com/bdfeu68h Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 05:45 AM (D+BhG) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 05:50 AM (D+BhG) 31
Thanks, Fen. I prayed that God would send something happy into your life to occupy your thoughts.
Posted by: meh at July 04, 2026 05:55 AM (zZxsY) 32
Posted by: meh at July 04, 2026 05:55 AM (zZxsY)
Thanks. That's kind of you. I think I'm usually a happy person, aside from being irritated by stupid headlines from "The Guardian" about needing to move every thirty minutes to avoid getting cancer. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2026 05:59 AM (7RYym) Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 04, 2026 06:01 AM (qFwJc) 34
‘MURICA ! Heck yes !!!
Posted by: Fenderbender at July 04, 2026 06:06 AM (1FEc1) Posted by: m at July 04, 2026 06:09 AM (6wpGE) 36
"Intel just increased the price on a broad range of its CPUs."
And with that comes the realization that I'm probably not building a new system for myself for years until the computing components market finally trips over its own greed and faceplants in the dust for a while. I'll spend my money once they're forced to show humility and reasonableness in pricing again. Not before. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 04, 2026 06:16 AM (O7YUW) 37
Evening and morning for the late (and holiday) toilers and early risers! America is 250!!! Long may she reign!
(Pixy is right. America does look better than she did at 240.) (And the redhead grilling girl in the cartoon atop last night's ONT is hot.) We watched Ian McKellen in Mr. Holmes last night. Not a fast-paced film, but despite depicting Sherlock at 93 (in 1947 England) as having recurrent dementia symptoms -- part of the plot; the movie is based on a novel -- it's pretty respectful to the original material. And there are even two deductive surprises delivered neatly by Mr. Holmes. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2026 06:19 AM (wzUl9) Processing 0.01, elapsed 0.0084 seconds. |
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