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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - June 30, 2026 [Doof]
Photo credit - RedMindBlueState
Imagine being a leftist and hating all of this patriotism. First up the Sphere in Las Vegas
I love this country so much ���� pic.twitter.com/x4ga5mPGmI
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) June 28, 2026
A two-fer from Hoover Dam
Just now over Hoover Dam! pic.twitter.com/tCKO1Q1Vtn
— Kevin Janison (@KevinJanison) June 30, 2026
Hoover Dam is once again going full red-white-and-blue every night through July 4.
— Las Vegas Locally �� (@LasVegasLocally) June 29, 2026
The giant American flag will be raised overnight and visible to visitors starting Tuesday morning.
The top-of-dam and Memorial Bridge walkways will stay open until 10 p.m. each night. pic.twitter.com/BSxyuBY1We
Check out this awesome train
LET’S GO �� America’s 250th train just ARRIVED in Washington, DC. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY EPIC
— MAGA Voice (@MAGAVoice) June 30, 2026
pic.twitter.com/rDISSS8Qq7
Super cool photo from more than 100 years ago
This reporter explains the insane process of turning American football stadiums into natural-grass soccer fields for the World Cup.
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) June 29, 2026
Some of these stadiums normally use artificial turf, but FIFA requires World Cup matches to be played on natural grass. pic.twitter.com/PvKQXRyyB5
----- I missed this when I was a kid. Or it's AI. I dunno. But it's funny!
Ahhhh, the good ol’ days. When even The Flintstones landed a good dck joke. ���� pic.twitter.com/XuI0qrxXlF
— Jen (@SweetTexanRose) June 30, 2026
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2026 10:00 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 30, 2026 10:00 PM (THY4u)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 30, 2026 10:00 PM (9KCLn)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2026 10:01 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Case at June 30, 2026 10:01 PM (IY9No)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 30, 2026 10:01 PM (R+iUD)
Doooooooof!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2026 10:01 PM (O0L8i)
That last "o" sounded a bit sharp
Posted by: Doof at June 30, 2026 10:02 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 30, 2026 10:03 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2026 10:04 PM (O0L8i)
Ok, THIS is one area in which I will concede superiority to the Euros. Turf is of Stan.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 30, 2026 10:04 PM (R+iUD)
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2026 10:04 PM (KC5Lt)
You truly are a class act.
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2026 10:04 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 30, 2026 10:04 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 30, 2026 10:01 PM (R+iUD)
Not guilty. But now I need to try that some time!
Posted by: Doof at June 30, 2026 10:04 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 30, 2026 10:05 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2026 10:04 PM (O0L8i)
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Better make it 1000 yards. Just to be safe.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 30, 2026 10:05 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Talarico is leading among women and Hispanics in Texas.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 10:05 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 30, 2026 10:05 PM (qFwJc)
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"I'd go with Betty. But I'd be thinking about Wilma."
Posted by: The Cat from Red Dwarf at June 30, 2026 10:06 PM (gnNyN)
But Wilma was a redhead. How many little boy's souls did she steal through the TV?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 30, 2026 10:06 PM (+9wcF)
False premise. There are no good people.
Kind of like "why do bad things happen to good people?"
Posted by: Zombie John Calvin at June 30, 2026 10:06 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Talarico is leading among women and Hispanics in Texas.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 10:05 PM (gKWVE)
Was Robert O'Rourke leading among women and Hispanics in Texas?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 30, 2026 10:06 PM (R+iUD)
Posted by: man at June 30, 2026 10:06 PM (XuXeR)
You truly are a class act.
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2026 10:04 PM (77rzZ)
Once in a while I can be classy. Don't let that get out!
Posted by: Doof at June 30, 2026 10:06 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 30, 2026 10:06 PM (9KCLn)
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2026 10:07 PM (KC5Lt)
The United States of America - 1776 - 2026. Rest in Peace. You were our final hope.
Sorry everyone.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 30, 2026 10:07 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2026 10:07 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 30, 2026 10:05 PM (qFwJc)
Pebbles was a hottie
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 30, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)
It's for your eyes only...
Posted by: man at June 30, 2026 10:06 PM (XuXeR)
Carole Bouquet was pretty good looking.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2026 10:08 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2026 10:08 PM (77rzZ)
You truly are a class act.
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2026 10:04 PM (77rzZ)
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Clarence?
Chad?
Jehosephat?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 30, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 30, 2026 10:09 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
I always wondered how I'd act if I was the Mastodon with my trunk stuck through the wall spraying water on a nekkid Wilma.
Not really - I know what I'd be doing.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 30, 2026 10:09 PM (9KCLn)
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2026 10:10 PM (KC5Lt)
16 Betty Rubble was better looking than Wilma Flintstone. Just saying.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 30, 2026 10:05 PM (qFwJc)
Please, no Rule 34.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2026 10:10 PM (7wNAQ)
The Big Dummy returns to Schloss Hadrian tomorrow after his month-long vacation in Ohio.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2026 10:10 PM (O0L8i)
Headline from an Oregon paper. Could be about dogs. Then again...
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 30, 2026 10:10 PM (obVEo)
Sorry everyone.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 30, 2026 10:07 PM (CHHv1)
Don't give up hope, BC. The Republicans will... ah, forget it. We're done.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2026 10:10 PM (1Ff7Z)
You truly are a class act.
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2026 10:04 PM (77rzZ)
======
Clarence?
Chad?
Jehosephat?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 30, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX)
Rumpelstiltskin
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2026 10:10 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 30, 2026 10:11 PM (9KCLn)
I've seen so many Dead shows open with Shakedown Street.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 30, 2026 10:04 PM (RIvkX)
I considered a live version. The shortest one among the ones I saw was 12 minutes. No thanks. The 5 minute album version is already too long!
Posted by: Doof at June 30, 2026 10:11 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 30, 2026 10:12 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 30, 2026 10:05 PM (qFwJc)
I'm convinced that Cartoons and 60's 70's sitcoms gave us normal Men an inflated view of what kind of chicks we could marry.
Betty and Wilma with those schlugs? Josie and the Pussycats? Mom Brady? Mrs. McMillan? Mrs. Ward (who looked good...)...
The era was full of normal to substandard Men, who were the butt of most jokes, always having Hawty wives.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 30, 2026 10:12 PM (mP0Kj)
Chad?
Jehosephat?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 30, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX)
Aloysius?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2026 10:12 PM (1Ff7Z)
You truly are a class act.
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2026 10:04 PM (77rzZ)
======
Clarence?
Chad?
Jehosephat?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 30, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX)
Rumpelstiltskin
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2026 10:10 PM (hftzA)
BeetleJui..... not gonna say it!
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 30, 2026 10:13 PM (mP0Kj)
Sorry everyone.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 30, 2026 10:07 PM (CHHv1)
Don't give up hope, BC. The Republicans will... ah, forget it. We're done.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2026 10:10 PM
We are not done. We are going to fight for our country, we are going to be resourceful. We are Americans, dang it. We have soaring eagles. We have Bucc-ees. We have God. We are putting our faith in him over man. And we are going to make it.
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2026 10:13 PM (hftzA)
The MAGIC DIRT citizenship certainly cheapens what it means to be an American. We are no longer the home of the free, we're the home of the global free shit army.
Posted by: Minuteman at June 30, 2026 10:13 PM (47/pr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2026 10:14 PM (O0L8i)
Nah. Forget about it.
Seriously, would Herman Munster got Yvonne de Carlo?
Hollywood fantasies.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 30, 2026 10:15 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2026 10:13 PM (hftzA)
True, but if we HAD to rely on the R party....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2026 10:15 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 30, 2026 10:05 PM (qFwJc)
Not in the movie. Wilma was Elizabeth McGovern, Betty was Rosie friggin' O'Donnel. Yeesh.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 30, 2026 10:15 PM (0aYVJ)
Sorry everyone.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 30, 2026 10:07 PM (CHHv1)
Don't give up hope, BC. The Republicans will... ah, forget it. We're done.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2026 10:10 PM (1Ff7Z)
On the eve of the 250th anniversary of our Declaration of Independence from England... a war we fought to NOT be under English Law... the Supremes declared that English Law was more important than the laws we had already passed in this country.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 30, 2026 10:15 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Except when Nolan Ryan is beating the shit out of you.
Posted by: Robin Ventura at June 30, 2026 10:15 PM (9KCLn)
The era was full of normal to substandard Men, who were the butt of most jokes, always having Hawty wives.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 30, 2026 10:12 PM (mP0Kj)
________
Steady on there, boyo. I'm a substandard man with a hot wife.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2026 10:15 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 10:05 PM (gKWVE)
I find it difficult to believe that Hispanics would vote for that Alfred E. Neumann looking mutant kiddy toucher.
Posted by: Butch at June 30, 2026 10:15 PM (98xTj)
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2026 10:13 PM (hftzA)
Ever the optimist, you are. Please don't lose that.
Posted by: Doof at June 30, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2026 10:16 PM (77rzZ)
Except when Nolan Ryan is beating the shit out of you.
Posted by: Robin Ventura at June 30, 2026 10:15 PM (9KCLn)
____________
The exception that highlights the rule. I almost expect to see Buddy Bizarre in there.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2026 10:17 PM (O0L8i)
Nah. Forget about it.
Seriously, would Herman Munster got Yvonne de Carlo?
Hollywood fantasies.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 30, 2026 10:15 PM (qFwJc)
Carolyn Jones... BEST MORTICIA...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 30, 2026 10:18 PM (mP0Kj)
If they were serious about it, they wouldn't toss the bat and helmet at the start.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 30, 2026 10:18 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: TRex - dam dino at June 30, 2026 10:18 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 30, 2026 10:12 PM (mP0Kj)
Like Kevin James and Leah Rimini? Like Jim Belushi and his wife character? Those old show tropes?
The wife has always been better looking than the husband on most tv shows.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2026 10:18 PM (1Ff7Z)
True, but if we HAD to rely on the R party....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2026 10:15 PM (1Ff7Z
We are going to make the R party stand for….(quick someone help me with an r word that is inspirational and reflects us taking it back)
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2026 10:18 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Minuteman
Birthright Bob strikes again. The requirement to become a US citizen are less that what is demanded when establishing residency in a US state.
Old Hotness: Wet foot, Dry foot. New Hotness: Squat and Pop.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 30, 2026 10:18 PM (obVEo)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 30, 2026 10:19 PM (sAmhv)
Wait…uh oh…
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2026 10:16 PM (77rzZ)
That sounds... tinny.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2026 10:19 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2026 10:15 PM (O0L8i)
As am I. As my sons would, and do say, I was a reacher, she was a settler.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 30, 2026 10:19 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: TRex - dam dino at June 30, 2026 10:18 PM (IQ6Gq)
Yo, Dino!
Posted by: Doof at June 30, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)
Fortunately, the dead service only goes to my backup phone, so I have a bit of breathing room to get my main number transferred.
This time, I'm making sure I have two different carriers, so if one goes belly up I'll have a backup on hand.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 30, 2026 10:19 PM (+wZeq)
Sorry everyone.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 30, 2026 10:07 PM (CHHv1)
We've had much much worse happen and continued to be the best of the rest.
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2026 10:20 PM (KC5Lt)
Nobody knows that my first name is actually “Cuthbert.”
Wait…uh oh…
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2026 10:16 PM (77rzZ)
__________
*snickers cruelly*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2026 10:20 PM (O0L8i)
Wait…uh oh…
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2026 10:16 PM (77rzZ)
That sounds... tinny.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2026 10:19 PM (1Ff7Z)
I know Cuthbert...
Posted by: Mrs. McClintock at June 30, 2026 10:20 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2026 10:13 PM (hftzA)
Ever the optimist, you are. Please don't lose that.
Posted by: Doof at June 30, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf)
In the mean time, let’s all save our loose change to buy an island. We should have a lil back up plan. Just in case.
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2026 10:21 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Butch
This is from the NYT/Siena poll taken today.
There's some time between now and November. I agree that Paxton can run this idjit's numbers down just by telling Tejanos that "Talarico" is not in fact his birth name, and that the Gospel of Thomas is not in fact in the New Testament.
Women are going to be a harder sell, but mothers of daughters might appreciate his stance on trannies.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 10:21 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2026 10:18 PM (hftzA)
Restoration
Posted by: Emmie at June 30, 2026 10:22 PM (pAWWf)
It's for your eyes only...
Posted by: man at June 30, 2026 10:06 PM
Well spotted, gentlemen.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2026 10:23 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 30, 2026 10:23 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 30, 2026 10:24 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: H at June 30, 2026 10:24 PM (w8ire)
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No, none of us are ever going to fight for it.
Those farmers two and a half centuries fought for it.
All we do is talk and vote, and sit on juries to give the system a veneer of legitimacy. And pay taxes because we've decided that's somehow virtuous. And submit to the government's demands (see covid) because it doesn't occur to most of us not to mindlessly obey. We suppress men so that idiot women can pretend to be our equals, and celebrate sodomites.
We don't value independence. Most of "our" corporations and public servants will happily enforce European speech codes. And we're addicted to cheap Chinese shit. And for some reason even our side's leaders want greater entanglement with the Chicoms.
This generation simply isn't worthy of the name "American."
Posted by: Methos at June 30, 2026 10:25 PM (vSvIl)
There's some time between now and November. I agree that Paxton can run this idjit's numbers down just by telling Tejanos that "Talarico" is not in fact his birth name, and that the Gospel of Thomas is not in fact in the New Testament.
Women are going to be a harder sell, but mothers of daughters might appreciate his stance on trannies.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 10:21 PM (gKWVE)
The Tejanos will not care. Talarico is Italian. And he was adopted. He didn’t make the name up.
Best to just go with this guy is cucucachoo. The end.
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2026 10:25 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 30, 2026 10:25 PM (obVEo)
Wait…uh oh…
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2026 10:16 PM (77rzZ)
That sounds... tinny.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2026 10:19 PM (1Ff7Z)
I know Cuthbert...
Posted by: Mrs. McClintock at June 30, 2026 10:20 PM (mP0Kj)
I was certain it was Hedley Lamar.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 30, 2026 10:25 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2026 10:18 PM (hftzA)
Restoration
Posted by: Emmie
++++
Reckoning
Posted by: Florida Peasant at June 30, 2026 10:26 PM (PoHyk)
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2026 10:18 PM (hftzA)
Restoration
Posted by: Emmie at June 30, 2026 10:22 PM
Thank you.
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2026 10:26 PM (hftzA)
Of course she thinks anything old thing that falls out and touches our soil automatically becomes “American”..
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 30, 2026 10:27 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Frank Nobody at June 30, 2026 10:27 PM (75cud)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 30, 2026 10:27 PM (Cqx++)
And be educational.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 10:27 PM (gKWVE)
Now? I am not seeing anything close to that. It feels perfunctory.
I try to keep up my spirits, but, it ain't easy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 30, 2026 10:27 PM (0aYVJ)
Publicly announced polling is pure propaganda, designed to demoralize the opposition.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 30, 2026 10:28 PM (+wZeq)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 30, 2026 10:24 PM (l3YAf)
It’s not the women who are in need of the ONT fainting couch this evening.
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2026 10:29 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2026 10:29 PM (7wNAQ)
Good interviews today, but sadly I probably won't hear more from them for at least several days or possibly next week. So frustrating to be 'so close, but not there yet'!
Posted by: RandomDave at June 30, 2026 10:29 PM (aJQbY)
Talarico looks like a guy who has a court order to stay 100 yards from a school.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
LoL!! Yes, he does!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 30, 2026 10:29 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 30, 2026 10:29 PM (qx7Zg)
Yes, I AM the Bluebird of Fucking Happiness.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 30, 2026 10:29 PM (qA8eD)
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2026 10:29 PM (hftzA)
Cute.
Meanwhile, you’ve failed to secure a future for your people, the most fundamental duty of any generation. Aren’t you proud of yourself?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 30, 2026 10:31 PM (l3YAf)
We elected Jimmy Carter in 1976 . Can't be worse than that.
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2026 10:31 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
LoL!! Yes, he does!
Posted by: Puddleglum
There is still time.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 30, 2026 10:31 PM (obVEo)
I think the open seat in NC is gone, although James Madison (or whig?) disagree.
If Mitch croaks, we'll have to worry about a newly appointed DEM incumbent in KY.
OH is shaky too. But Ossoff might lose in GA.
Coming in on a wing and a prayer.
I'm not receptive to the argument that it doesn't make any difference, btw.
Posted by: mnw at June 30, 2026 10:31 PM (RCjYY)
In 1976, the Democratic party still had a significant southern presence, including a lot of old bulls. Now it's the party of young America-hating lunatics and the young Turks of yesteryear are scared for their lives.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2026 10:31 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Perry the Platypus at June 30, 2026 10:32 PM (+0Wk3)
Posted by: Zombie John Calvin
I had an acquaintance who would say that. She was a chronic screwup, making one bad choice after another. You'd think that after 3 divorces, 2 affairs with men who were living with other women, and being fired from 3 jobs in a row, she'd figure out what was the common denominator in all these situations.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2026 10:33 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2026 10:31 PM (KC5Lt)
Are you forgetting the last two D presidents, Poly?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2026 10:33 PM (1Ff7Z)
LOL...The Conservative Treehouse wants to call it the "Roberts Rule."
Posted by: Orson at June 30, 2026 10:33 PM (dIske)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 10:35 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2026 10:33 PM (1Ff7Z)
I just remember it was worse under Carter . Reagan made a lot of people forget that.
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2026 10:35 PM (KC5Lt)
#1: Don't worry, these burgers are plant based.
#2: Mmmm! Delicious! What plant are these made from?
#1: A meat packing plant!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 30, 2026 10:35 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 30, 2026 10:35 PM (obVEo)
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2026 10:31 PM (KC5Lt)
That is NOT relevant to my post. *At. All.* and besides: Bill Clinton, Bronco Bama, Slow Joe Biden. Runners up: both Bushes.
My point is this, the love for America was huge and palpable. It was real.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 30, 2026 10:37 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 30, 2026 10:37 PM (CHHv1)
Just close the borders already. No more "refugee" no more "tps" no more H1b, no more...!
Posted by: JQ at June 30, 2026 10:38 PM (rdVOm)
In fact, Paxton won by a 2-1 margin, one of the biggest wipeouts seen in a supposedly close race.
And every pollster missed it. It’s not just that they didn’t want it to be true; the “science” of polling has been hopelessly broken by cell phones and caller ID, among other things, and pollsters mostly just make up numbers that the people paying them want to hear.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2026 10:38 PM (7wNAQ)
Ed Driscoll frequently transfers content from here over to Instapundit. He does at least link and credit the source.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 10:35 PM (gKWVE)
_____________
More frequently he transfers content from Podhoretz, Goldberg, Treacher and the rest of the extended-pinky commentariat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2026 10:38 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 30, 2026 10:35 PM (obVEo)
Globally, and coincidentally, here.
Posted by: Methos at June 30, 2026 10:38 PM (vSvIl)
Well spotted, gentlemen.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2026 10:23 PM (Wnv9h)
Was the picture from Meteora pr Mt. Athos? Both absolutely gorgeous!
I got to go by Mt. Athos in a boat, but was not allowed to land on the island, since I'm an 'ette. But I was a brat and touched a rock when we let the men off the boat at the dock so they could tour it.
Posted by: moki at June 30, 2026 10:39 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
As am I. I have a 1980's era Glamor Shot of Mrs. Lovely that the photographer used as an advert in his shop window. It's about 2' x 3' and she is ALL done up with the makeup, hair and feather boa. I think it is beautiful but Mrs Lovely? Not so much.
I've assured her if she dies first that bad boy will be on display at the funeral home.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 30, 2026 10:39 PM (9KCLn)
Posted by: JQ at June 30, 2026 10:38 PM (rdVOm)
That will not happen!
Posted by: GOPe, DNC, CoC, NGOs at June 30, 2026 10:40 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Don't tell me - she attributed it all to 'bad luck'.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 30, 2026 10:40 PM (9KCLn)
https://youtu.be/2tcD_dVcXE4
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 30, 2026 10:40 PM (wVcYX)
We need to stop that thinking, because it's not true in the slightest. It's what keeps Liberals going to the polls and subscribing to the New York Times, and until John Roberts, it's what kept us focused on what was right there in front of us.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 30, 2026 10:41 PM (CHHv1)
The way it's set up, if you drop an html into the watch folder, it will auto-generate a link/card on the cheatsheet page based on the naming and create search tags.
So if you drop the file:
React -- Guide -- Reference -- React-How-To.html
It creates a Card called React, two search tags: Guide and Reference and the name of the file: React-How-To
Basically I've been non-stop coding fro the last 8 months various and sundry projects.
The is all in addition to rolling out MVP1.5 of the ERP.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 30, 2026 10:41 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: o brave new world with such people in it at June 30, 2026 10:41 PM (gKWVE)
I got to go by Mt. Athos in a boat, but was not allowed to land on the island, since I'm an 'ette.
_______
And you'd make the inhabitants forget they were monks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2026 10:41 PM (O0L8i)
I have something nearing completion that could probably use a read....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2026 10:41 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Don't tell me - she attributed it all to 'bad luck'.
Posted by: Tonypete
I am going with a lack of being setup for success. That or the oppressive patriarchy.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 30, 2026 10:42 PM (obVEo)
But hey, DOJ is talking real tough, Homan-tough, about prosecuting those "exploiting" the loophole (loophole? SCOTUS just, and not for the first time, just issued a baseless lawless Revolutionary Command Council* decree of immense destructive potential, the not only legislated, they repealed a constitutional amendment and replaced it with a retarded disastrous fake substitute).
Hilarious, in a dark way. Not to be outdone, some including Sen. Schmitt are talking about a constitutional amendment (!) as a "fix". Other Legal Cult types are musing about the "opening" Kavanaugh left, for legislative fixes. Such "fixes" have as much chance of happening as a repeal of O-care.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 30, 2026 10:42 PM (U/Byj)
My post wasn't a shot at you. Guess I'll flounce again.
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2026 10:43 PM (KC5Lt)
——
The authorities need to Check out his crawlspace for foul odors
Posted by: Common Tater at June 30, 2026 10:43 PM (f9G9D)
Think ice cream truck, but with German Music and selling ice Cold Beer.
Visual at https://youtu.be/ewrEq9wBx7E?t=135
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 30, 2026 10:43 PM (qx7Zg)
Great photo by RedMindBlueState.
Love the final meme of July kicking June to the curb!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 30, 2026 10:43 PM (D/6p1)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2026 10:43 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2026 10:35 PM (KC5Lt)
Why do Boomers talk about the Carter admin like it was some unparalleled horror?
- America was nearly 90% white
- How many cities were overrun by fent zombies in 1979?
- How many foreigners were squatting in our country then?
- How many pride parades with fags pissing on one another in public were there in 1979?
Oh no, stagflation! Things cost more for a little tiny while! The horror!! So much worse than irreversibly throwing away four centuries of your country’s identity and generations of your ancestors’ sacrifice for cheap drywall and avocados!!
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 30, 2026 10:43 PM (l3YAf)
LOL...The Conservative Treehouse wants to call it the "Roberts Rule."
Posted by: Orson at June 30, 2026 10:33 PM (dIske)
Years ago, that was the case. Any communicable disease mean visas could not be issued. I am not sure when it changed, but I still followed those regulations in the late 80's early 90's. My guess is the latter clinton years.
Posted by: moki at June 30, 2026 10:44 PM (wLjpr)
Happy 250th!
Posted by: rhomboid at June 30, 2026 10:44 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: moki at June 30, 2026 10:39 PM (wLjpr)
Oh yes, locals call it Cootie Rock now...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 30, 2026 10:44 PM (nbLIj)
My prediction is more recent, that the NYT will have a glowing profile of John Roberts, "The Man Who Stood firm against tyranny."
It will start by noting that he had a dodgy origin--appointed by W after all--but grew to recognize the creeping tyranny ("America is the best!") that threatened this nation.
Real history will note him as the greatest traitor in American history.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 30, 2026 10:44 PM (CHHv1)
I have something nearing completion that could probably use a read....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2026 10:41 PM (1Ff7Z)
Send it my way - I can check it out next week! I'm finishing edits on a friend's book and should be done with that this week.
Posted by: moki at June 30, 2026 10:45 PM (wLjpr)
John Birch Society
@The_JBS
·
2h
Your taxes are paying for an Illegal Alien with an Anchor Baby to live in the starter home your American kids can't afford.
Posted by: Methos at June 30, 2026 10:46 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at June 30, 2026 10:46 PM (l3YAf)
Think ice cream truck, but with German Music and selling ice Cold Beer.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
*Jots a note to add an item to the next month's Knight's of Columbus agenda*
Posted by: Tonypete at June 30, 2026 10:46 PM (9KCLn)
https://tinyurl.com/y3d7jhmc
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2026 10:47 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2026 10:43 PM (KC5Lt)
I apologize for my crankiness. You meant no harm *tosses a beer*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 30, 2026 10:47 PM (0aYVJ)
Oh yes, locals call it Cootie Rock now...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 30, 2026 10:44 PM (nbLIj)
That is funny! Haven't thought about cooties in a long time!
Posted by: moki at June 30, 2026 10:47 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 30, 2026 10:44 PM (nbLIj)
What?! Moki is the kindest, most friendly, intelligent person on the board here!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2026 10:48 PM (1Ff7Z)
If they were serious about it, they wouldn't toss the bat and helmet at the start.
Posted by: Oddbob
Are you a hockey fan? Those sticks aren't just for hitting pucks.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2026 10:48 PM (0Htd1)
@The_JBS
Your taxes are paying for an Illegal Alien with an Anchor Baby to live in the starter home your American kids can't afford.
Posted by: Methos at June 30, 2026 10:46 PM (vSvIl)
Raise:
@factpostnews
Trump: I don't want to drive housing prices down. I want to drive housing prices up
Posted by: o brave new world with such people in it at June 30, 2026 10:48 PM (gKWVE)
Executive says no magic dirt.
Judicial says yes, magic dirt.
Legislative...? Fks off.
Posted by: JQ at June 30, 2026 10:49 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 30, 2026 10:50 PM (9KCLn)
Posted by: JQ at June 30, 2026 10:50 PM (rdVOm)
Are you a hockey fan? Those sticks aren't just for hitting pucks.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2026 10:48 PM (0Htd1)
___________
I think the last stick fight in the NHL was in the 60s. Larry Zeidel and Eddie Shack going at it after Shack made an anit-Semitic chirp.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2026 10:51 PM (O0L8i)
SCOTUS now issues decrees, not anything resembling a serious ruling (though, for the 1,000th time, the ridiculous conceit that courts should be anything more than glorified clerks should always be rejected - contemptuously) based on a straight reading of the law or constitution.
Not sure I can bear to read all of it, but seems they've reached new lows now. Wasn't Ginsberg the idiot who burbled about "learning" from other constitutions (like that of the model state of South Africa!). And now we have these 5 cretins citing concepts from extinct monarchies to invert the plain meaning (zero doubt about the actual purpose) of an amendment.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 30, 2026 10:51 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: moki at June 30, 2026 10:45 PM (wLjpr)
Thanks. I'm still working on the last chapter, but should get it done in a day or so. Then, I'll look it over and do some light editing. It's another western.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2026 10:51 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: JQ at June 30, 2026 10:51 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 30, 2026 10:53 PM (obVEo)
She is losing to the DSA.
Melat Kiros will, it seems, now be running for this seat. This star wars name comes to us from Ethiopia and she is showing her gratitude for our diversity and inclusion.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 10:53 PM (gKWVE)
It now means “any sentient being located inside US boundaries, except for space aliens in UFO’s and Bigfoot.”
But if they appeal, Roberts will probably make them citizens too, with full voting rights.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2026 10:53 PM (7wNAQ)
Caught a bit of today's game while at Cardiac Rehab. The game was played in Dallas, TX. In the center of the Norwegian fan section was a guy dressed in full Elmer Fudd Viking regalia - including his magic helmet. A black guy, having the time of his life.
I expected to see cowboy hats with Viking horns.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 30, 2026 10:53 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: nerdygirl
When I lived in Maine, there were more women's hockey leagues than men's. We'd go to the games just for for the women's fights.
Absolutely vicious.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 30, 2026 10:53 PM (9KCLn)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 30, 2026 10:44 PM (nbLIj)
What?! Moki is the kindest, most friendly, intelligent person on the board here!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2026 10:48 PM (1Ff7Z)
Lol, I assure you that is not the truth!! And I'm happy to read whatever you send!!
Posted by: moki at June 30, 2026 10:54 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 10:55 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 30, 2026 10:55 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: PabloD at June 30, 2026 10:57 PM (byoW7)
Posted by: RandomDave
It'll happen. I had 2 brothers who went through it. The day comes, when you get that call.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2026 10:58 PM (0Htd1)
There's always boxing, and now all the new more barbaric fighting sports, for the Coliseum mob.
Sat with an NHL owner at a game in the late 80s, asked him about the ban-fighting situation. Amazingly, given his team's "legacy" and nickname, he was in favor, but he said only a handful of other owners had agreed. Gretzky and a few other players had pushed it, IIRC.
An AHL player I dined with after a game in which he was involved in a brief altercation said they were laughing. It was kind of a pro forma "fight" as one goalies had been accidentally bumped during a commercial break, so both sides felt "obligated" to do the kabuki.
Of course without fights hockey can't exist, well, except for the 95% of hockey in which fights are just as banned as in tennis or golf.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 30, 2026 10:58 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: moki at June 30, 2026 10:54 PM (wLjpr)
Did you finish "Randy?" What did you think?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2026 10:58 PM (1Ff7Z)
But over time I came to realize that there were much better, more nuanced arguments, and lots of precedent for dealing with the issue in more manageable ways, and so my thoughts changed.
But now here comes Roberts, today, saying “well the language in the 14th is clear, and SCOTUS says Wong Kim Ark is controlling, so you’re gonna have to do a constitutional amendment to change anything.”
Congratulations on your 5 minute analysis, genius.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2026 11:01 PM (7wNAQ)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 30, 2026 11:04 PM (nbLIj)
>>Once more, sir. In English.
It's mostly website and webserver stuff.
The real heavy lifting is the ERP (Enterprise Resource Planning), its a program to help manage and implement Broadcast Integration Projects.
I'm a Broadcast Itegration Project Manager, Media and Entertainment vertical, specifically.
I build television studios and broadcast and transmission facilites.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 30, 2026 11:04 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: rhomboid
I'd like to see heckling allowed in both tennis or golf.
Make it real sport.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 30, 2026 11:04 PM (9KCLn)
>> and also delves into some of the aspects of orbital mechanics. I knew it was complicated, but I didn’t realize the twists involved with rendezvous.
There are literal twists involved. I recalled some of the complexity last night after Rodrigo posted that cool ISS docking simulator thing.
They originally misunderestimated just how complex and tricky this would be. That is, final proximity operations. Chasing a spacecraft already in orbit, that is launching another spacecraft and matching course and speed, they knew that was complex.
But once you got within a few hundred feet, they didn't think it would be that bad. And that was due to just naively applying the Equivalence Principle. The Erf's tidal field is very small, literally on the order of micro-g's. So they assumed it would be close to 3D inertial space for two close-by objects free-falling in orbit together.
The trouble is while that is true, it's the time scale involved. In LEO, you're whipping around around once per 90 minutes give or take, and that means that tidal field is also rotating. That makes all the difference.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 30, 2026 11:05 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Tonypete
Yes, she did. The reality was that instead of focusing on her own career path, she expected to fix her financial situation by latching onto a man.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2026 11:06 PM (0Htd1)
Make it real sport.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 30, 2026 11:04 PM (9KCLn)
youtu.be/sxmBPk5FSzI
Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 11:07 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2026 11:09 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 11:09 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2026 11:09 PM (7wNAQ)
This wiped out all sorts of things we took for granted. The Milkman and full service gasoline stations. My parents were by no means poor, but the single breadwinner went bye-bye. Generic brands. Powdered Milk instead of fresh. Dairy butter a distant memory. Beef and pork did a moonshot, etc. Workers wages have been stagnant since then. 1974. That’s insane.
By 1980 the US dollar was in trouble. The Fed chief Paul Volcker, raised interest rates overnight to almost 20%, including the overnight rate in fact. That’s the interest rates banks charge each other.
This is not possible today. Not even close. Monetary inflation steals your money. Even at the “targeted” 2 or 3 percent rate of inflation, your savings and investments are cut in half every 20 years. Complete bullshit.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 30, 2026 11:10 PM (f9G9D)
Make it real sport.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 30, 2026 11:04 PM (9KCLn)
NNNOOONANN!!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 30, 2026 11:10 PM (0aYVJ)
Thanks for the ONT. I'm getting work done while the animals are sleeping comfortably.
I have 'Supergirl' streaming on the computer. Shhhhh.
It's only in the background while I work but yeah, it seems pretty bad.
She's cute but aside from that, meh. It's all been done before in different forms, mashed into a blender and puked out unappetizingly.
Posted by: Stateless - He's not heavy, he's my dog! at June 30, 2026 11:11 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: rhomboid
I'd like to see heckling allowed in both tennis or golf.
Make it real sport.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 30, 2026 11:04 PM (9KCLn)
Like Al Czervik in Caddyshack, or the WNBA towards Caitlyn Clark?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 30, 2026 11:11 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: PabloD at June 30, 2026 10:57 PM (byoW7)
Die Another Day not only had no attention to detail, it also had crappy CGI, pointless fights, incoherent script, no plot, car chases reminiscent of Batman and Robin, and we never saw Halle Berry's boobs.
Really nothing to recommend it.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2026 11:15 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 30, 2026 11:11 PM (qx7Zg)
Target acquired, green leader; ready for launch
Posted by: the green dildo at June 30, 2026 11:17 PM (gKWVE)
No officially sanctioned fights between golfers though.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 30, 2026 11:19 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Enola Gay Pride at June 30, 2026 11:21 PM (z6zoc)
A big part of the expense were the tracking stations and comms. They had all these factors to think about. We’re gonna launch from the Cape at a certain degree bearing, and we want to more or less fly over “friendly” countries in case of trouble.
Certain countries might be ideally located for a tracking station, but they are unstable regimes. John Llewellyn was a former combat Marine who was in Mission Control sent to some remote site that was “experiencing unrest” and roadblocks and twitchy guards with guns and that kind of crap. Gene Kranz got a cryptic teletype from him once that took a while to figure out what he meant.
“We’ve got them where we want them” meaning they were surrounded, but they weren’t leaving their post. LOL
Posted by: Common Tater at June 30, 2026 11:21 PM (f9G9D)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 30, 2026 11:21 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 30, 2026 11:11 PM (qx7Zg)
Target acquired, green leader; ready for launch
Posted by: the green dildo
When did the WNBA become all about showcasing the talents of racist black lesbians? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 30, 2026 11:21 PM (obVEo)
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2026 11:22 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 30, 2026 11:21 PM (obVEo)
I think the only way to make it more ghetto would be for fights to break out and wigs to be ripped off like on the Jerry Springer show.
And DNA tests at half-time to see if we can find their biological baby daddies.
I denounce myself...
Not really.
Posted by: Stateless - He's not heavy, he's my dog! at June 30, 2026 11:24 PM (Sco7b)
Anyone ever ask you "what's frequency Kenneth?" in an offhand way?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 30, 2026 11:24 PM (obVEo)
There's some time between now and November. I agree that Paxton can run this idjit's numbers down just by telling Tejanos that "Talarico" is not in fact his birth name, and that the Gospel of Thomas is not in fact in the New Testament.
Women are going to be a harder sell, but mothers of daughters might appreciate his stance on trannies.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 10:21 PM (gKWVE)
Just run an ad, right before the vote. Pic of Talarico, and the legend: This deranged shitmaggot wants to make your kids queer. English and Spanish. TV, billboards, newspapers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 30, 2026 11:25 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 30, 2026 11:21 PM (obVEo)
I haven't searched, because I don't want it in my search history. Has a WNBA team played a high school boys' team, either varsity or JV, to see how they "stack up"?
I suspect they'd lose against a decent team, which is why I suspect they'll never try it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 30, 2026 11:26 PM (qx7Zg)
When the jets fly over the sphere with afterburners lit the sphere should have had the PRIDE FLAG instead of the US Flag.
I call on President Obama (First Black Gay President) to do something about Las Vegas, Nevada, and the Casinos !!!!!!!
Posted by: Mike Hunt at June 30, 2026 11:27 PM (lagsy)
https://tinyurl.com/37m63hr3
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 30, 2026 11:28 PM (Yl2Ob)
Wretchard’s observation: “Well, they've got a very good bass section, mind, but no top tenors that's for sure.”
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2026 11:28 PM (7wNAQ)
BREAKING: Rep. Tom Kean (R-NJ), who had been MIA for months due to an undisclosed medical condition, announces on the House floor that he was diagnosed with depression, and that's why he was out for so long.
Jun 30, 2026 · 3:15 PM UTC
Posted by: it up, you should suck at June 30, 2026 11:28 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: SnailRacer at June 30, 2026 11:30 PM (2unc8)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 30, 2026 11:31 PM (ZVgZ4)
BREAKING: Rep. Tom Kean (R-NJ), who had been MIA for months due to an undisclosed medical condition, announces on the House floor that he was diagnosed with depression, and that's why he was out for so long.
Jun 30, 2026 · 3:15 PM UTC
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So I guess he'll be reimbursing his salary to the taxpayers, right?
RIGHT??!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 30, 2026 11:34 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
There was a fight in Muskegon where players were in the stands hitting fans. A woman went to the hospital with a broken arm. But that wasn't major league. I believe they were IHL.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 30, 2026 11:34 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 30, 2026 10:12 PM (mP0Kj)
Nobody here believes me but I steadfastly maintain it was Arthur Lake who started us men on the road to perdition. HE is/was the singularity, the fork in the road, the camel who's nose first got under the tent!!
Greetings Everyone!
Thank you Sir Doof for a most enjoyable ONT.
We lost some yardage today but the game is still afoot...to mix metaphors. Remember betting against this country has been a bad bet for the last 250 years. The fat lady hasn't sung.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 30, 2026 11:34 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: World Cup Update at June 30, 2026 11:36 PM (HE7b3)
I've noticed that the modern-day live-action Scooby Doo movies and such always make Velma hawt. They know it too.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 30, 2026 11:36 PM (qpyNK)
Wretchard’s observation: “Well, they've got a very good bass section, mind, but no top tenors that's for sure.”
Posted by: Tom Servo
youtu.be/E4JgkTQ5DzE
Do they even allow this movie to be shown in the UK anymore?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 30, 2026 11:36 PM (sAmhv)
Tananarive tracking station was a big one during the Apollo days. I remember that because of the name. They moved there in 1964 from some other African site due to political unrest, and I think they closed Tananarive in '75 when the govt. became hostile.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 30, 2026 11:36 PM (w6EFb)
Chad?
Jehosephat?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 30, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX)
Rumpelstiltskin
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2026 10:10 PM (hftzA)
BeetleJui..... not gonna say it!
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 30, 2026 10:13 PM (mP0Kj)
Raimo...,,better not say that either...,
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 30, 2026 11:36 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 30, 2026 10:53 PM (obVEo)
I have no problem with the ruling. They did, indeed, follow the text of the amendment. It is the amendment that is bad, and needs to be changed. That we can do, and I believe Trump is on it. Like white on rice.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 30, 2026 11:38 PM (bl07w)
On the other hand, if my case of the sads causes me not to be able to do my job, I'd have to request a sabbatical and not get paid for the work I wasn't doing. I'd think.
Sitting on my ass watching Morrissey vids on Youtube NOT doing my job would not be tolerated.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 11:38 PM (gKWVE)
He's gonna be crucified.
Posted by: mnw at June 30, 2026 11:38 PM (RCjYY)
Roberts and ACB cheering them on. Probably.
Posted by: World Cup Update at June 30, 2026 11:36 PM (HE7b3)
I believe one of them was born and raised in Anchorage. Why he doesn't play for the US is a mystery to me.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 30, 2026 11:39 PM (bl07w)
>>Anyone ever ask you "what's frequency Kenneth?" in an offhand way?
The frequency is alway 3.579545 MHz.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 30, 2026 11:39 PM (XV/Pl)
I've noticed that the modern-day live-action Scooby Doo movies and such always make Velma hawt. They know it too.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 30, 2026 11:36 PM (qpyNK)
Linda Cardellini, best Velma ever. Loved her in Freaks and Geeks as well.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 30, 2026 11:40 PM (0aYVJ)
I think they mean "tranny", and by "standing firm" they mean "had a raging boner".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 30, 2026 11:41 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 30, 2026 11:41 PM (x8PQF)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 30, 2026 11:40 PM (0aYVJ)
Yes, total smokeshow.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 30, 2026 11:41 PM (qpyNK)
>>announces on the House floor that he was diagnosed with depression, and that's why he was out for so long.
And he will be even more depressed when he's booted out of office.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 30, 2026 11:42 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 30, 2026 11:41 PM (x8PQF)
Oh good, you don't have to be gay anymore.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 11:42 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 30, 2026 11:39 PM (bl07w)
Correct one do them is from Alaska
Why? Because anchor babies and their illegal parents have zero allegiance to the US. It’s a place to collect a check and nothing more.
Posted by: World Cup Update at June 30, 2026 11:42 PM (HE7b3)
...
Common Tater
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on June 17, 1972 , The Watergate scandal began, when five men were caught breaking into the DNC...
In October 1973, the Organization of Arab Petroleum Exporting Countries announced that it was implementing a total oil embargo against countries that had supported Israel at any point during the 1973 Yom Kippur War,
They took advantage of Nixon being hamstrung by the Democrat putsch against him.
October ‘73 was the perfect time to punch them in the nose.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 30, 2026 11:43 PM (vPv7/)
Sitting on my ass watching Morrissey vids on Youtube NOT doing my job would not be tolerated.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 11:38 PM (gKWVE)
Well, thank God you never employed me. I went through two serious bouts of that garbage, and luckily I didn't lose my job. Do you fire people who get heart attacks? I don't think so.
True, actual depression is chemical, not a case of the sads. It is treatable, usually, but not always, with medication. I know that medication is prescribed like candy, but for those who truly need it, it is a Godsend, as is the time away from stress that is required for recovery.
The fact that Muffy and Buffy claim they are depressed and take a bunch of SRIs doesn't negate that fact that some of us need that treatment to live.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 30, 2026 11:43 PM (bl07w)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 30, 2026 11:34 PM (QGaXH)
You think the fat lady's been born already? I'm not sure that's the truth. Remember...
https://youtu.be/-KqrjeScLSI
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 30, 2026 11:43 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2026 11:44 PM (gVsIh)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 30, 2026 11:41 PM (x8PQF)
Little less faggy today?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 30, 2026 11:44 PM (bl07w)
Those are questions his DEM opponent will be asking.
Posted by: mnw at June 30, 2026 11:45 PM (RCjYY)
if illegal aliens are "subject to the jurisdiction thereof", does that mean they can be drafted?
Posted by: anachronda at June 30, 2026 11:46 PM (qdr3M)
Posted by: anachronda at June 30, 2026 11:46 PM (qdr3M)
Drafted, taxed, arrested, and if found to break laws, denaturalized and deported.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 30, 2026 11:47 PM (bl07w)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 11:47 PM (gKWVE)
>>Anyone ever ask you "what's frequency Kenneth?" in an offhand way?
The frequency is alway 3.579545 MHz.
it's 1.6ghz. unless it's 1.2ghz. and tonight it was 30mhz.
Posted by: the skinwalker ranch guys at June 30, 2026 11:48 PM (qdr3M)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 30, 2026 11:41 PM (x8PQF)
All sphincters safely untouched and accounted for.
Everyone have a great month.
Back to work and a shitty movie in the background.
Posted by: Stateless - He's not heavy, he's my dog! at June 30, 2026 11:50 PM (Sco7b)
Better Than Ezra - Good (Official Video)
https://youtu.be/PFaQ_gPOTks
However! They're still recording and performing, just with a different drummer and an added keyboardist/lead guitarist. So, here's a poppy (and peppy) track off their latest album, Super Magick (2024):
Better Than Ezra - Live A Little (Official Visual)
https://youtu.be/Y1P0Nf35NF4
Posted by: SciVo at June 30, 2026 11:50 PM (Sy6m/)
Yess!
Grab me some fireworks. Not the neutered California ones. I want Disneyland-quality ones.
And some smaller shit that gets some air when you light them.
Thank you. Take Venmo?
Posted by: Gunslinger at June 30, 2026 11:50 PM (Mxkwh)
There's some time between now and November. I agree that Paxton can run this idjit's numbers down just by telling Tejanos that "Talarico" is not in fact his birth name, and that the Gospel of Thomas is not in fact in the New Testament.
Women are going to be a harder sell, but mothers of daughters might appreciate his stance on trannies.
Posted by: gKWVE
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TMI. All they have to do is tell them that Talarico is an Italian not a Mexican.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 30, 2026 11:51 PM (vPv7/)
Although I think he's Portuguese. I know Joe Perry is.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 30, 2026 11:52 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2026 10:07 PM (hftzA)
I have the opposite situation with the rescue dog we got last fall. She has never, as in never, taken a dump while being walked. I'm not complaining, since I don't particularly enjoy picking up dog crap in a little bag and carrying it home, but it seems weird after all the other dogs we've had.
Posted by: a.moron at June 30, 2026 11:53 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Gunslinger at June 30, 2026 11:50 PM (Mxkwh)
The kind that get sold out of a car trunk by some guy with an eyepatch and a hook hand.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 30, 2026 11:54 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Case at June 30, 2026 11:54 PM (IY9No)
My first post seemed to kill commenting on a Memorial Day post in 2016, using a nic I now longer remember. Went back to lurking for several months, before I posted again.
If any lurkers read this, know that, unless you go past the bounds here, it's pretty safe to try.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 30, 2026 11:55 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2026 11:55 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 30, 2026 11:56 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Gunslinger at June 30, 2026 11:50 PM (Mxkwh)
The kind that get sold out of a car trunk by some guy with an eyepatch and a hook hand.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 30, 2026 11:54 PM (qpyNK)
The kind that make Marines wonder if they're too much?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 30, 2026 11:56 PM (qx7Zg)
Wikipedia says Italian, German, Polish, English and African-American.
Perry is half-Portuguese and half-Italian.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 30, 2026 11:57 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Common Tater at June 30, 2026 11:57 PM (Touuh)
Posted by: Germain at June 30, 2026 11:57 PM (hyQrc)
>>Those are questions his DEM opponent will be asking.
He's just a faggot ass entitled legacy deuschbag.
These people think they are aristocracy.
If it wasn't so deadly serious I'd laugh my ass off a he got booted from congress.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 30, 2026 11:59 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2026 11:59 PM (77rzZ)
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Climb the Hatteras light, and visit the Hatteras musum...if you havent.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2026 12:01 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 01, 2026 12:01 AM (ZkWXv)
I think I'm going to replace oh-my-zsh and powerlevel10k with this, it's amazing what you can configure with this bad boy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 01, 2026 12:01 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Bulg at July 01, 2026 12:02 AM (77rzZ)
Can’t recall when I first posted here, but started sucking up Ace’s bandwidth shortly after 9-11.
Anyone remember the Hog on Ice blog?
Fun stuff there too, but gone for years now.
I did buy his cookbook though. Pretty awesome stuff in that…
Posted by: Gunslinger at July 01, 2026 12:02 AM (Mxkwh)
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2026 11:59 PM (77rzZ)
How about American actress Chase Masterson, Leta from DS9?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 01, 2026 12:03 AM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 01, 2026 12:03 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2026 12:04 AM (7wNAQ)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2026 11:47 PM (gKWVE)
I don't know of any job outside of academia that offers a sabbatical. I know mine certainly wouldn't.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 01, 2026 12:04 AM (bl07w)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 01, 2026 12:05 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 01, 2026 12:05 AM (XV/Pl)
I have no idea when I started reading here, or what led me here. I'm just glad I did.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 01, 2026 12:07 AM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Bulg at July 01, 2026 12:07 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 30, 2026 11:41 PM (x8PQF)
Waves back from June....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 01, 2026 12:08 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Skip
I think it's called Beijing today, bro.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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They keep messing with Japan they'd better duck.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 01, 2026 12:08 AM (vPv7/)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 01, 2026 12:08 AM (KP4aP)
And with this absurd "ruling" that completely inverts the uncontested intent, context, purpose, AND language of the 14th, remember anything/anyone born inside US territory is automatically a citizen. Don't believe such citizens can be denaturalized or deported (how would that be possible? deported to where?), as naturalized citizens can be. Unless there has been a massive change in our laws that I've missed.
This atrocity has 2 enormous practical consequences only one of which seems to be recognized. First it codifies and greatly increases the perverse incentive to enter the US illegally (or any way possible). Second it represents a new maximum in judicial lawlessness and usurpation. There was no ambiguity in the 14th, its language and history are simple and uncontestable. It was specifically a remedy for the unique situation of former slaves in the US. Period. That it was such was redundantly confirmed by decades later when equivalent legislation for Native Americans, also obviously people in a unique situation, was passed.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 01, 2026 12:09 AM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Bulg at July 01, 2026 12:10 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Case at July 01, 2026 12:12 AM (IY9No)
https://youtu.be/-KqrjeScLSI
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 30, 2026 11:43 PM (qx7Zg)
"You think the fat lady's been born already?"
Mumble mumble assumes facts not in evidence..,mumble mumble...,
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 01, 2026 12:14 AM (QGaXH)
I didn't get kicked off... I just stopped posting and left. I don't even remember what my handle was on there.
I held on to a burner account for a while in case I felt like trolling him, but at some point I realized I just didn't care.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2026 12:15 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2026 12:04 AM (7wNAQ)
They should get erased from orbit if they pull a stunt like that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 01, 2026 12:15 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Case at July 01, 2026 12:12 AM (IY9No)
Teeny johnson.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 01, 2026 12:17 AM (snZF9)
Your insightful comment…I feel exactly the same way.
But!
I read a short essay today by Kurt Schlicter.
I was “ heartened” by what he presented.
We moved the ball down the field. We have a chance to score if the Supreme Court draft goes our way with the next opportunity.
Don’t despair. There’s still time on the clock.
Posted by: Gunslinger at July 01, 2026 12:17 AM (Mxkwh)
I think what we all want is to matter to someone. Not in the sense that parents matter to children, because children could not survive otherwise.
I mean that someone choose that someone else matters to them, not because of necessity, but because of choice.
To put it dumber, "I want to matter to someone because that someone decided I mattered to them, not because of necessity, but because they looked at me and said 'You matter to me.'"
Yeah I'm a dumbhead.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 01, 2026 12:18 AM (CHHv1)
The Commerce Department has lifted the NOFORN restriction.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2026 12:19 AM (qpyNK)
Anyone remember the Hog on Ice blog?
Fun stuff there too, but gone for years now.
I did buy his cookbook though. Pretty awesome stuff in that…
Posted by: Gunslinger at July 01, 2026 12:02 AM (Mxkwh)
I used to read Dr. Sanity....anyone remember her?
Assuming she's not around anymore...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 01, 2026 12:19 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 01, 2026 12:20 AM (ZkWXv)
Yeah, that was him. Little Green Footballs.
Posted by: Case at July 01, 2026 12:20 AM (IY9No)
Fun stuff there too, but gone for years now.
I did buy his cookbook though. Pretty awesome stuff in that…
Posted by: Gunslinger at July 01, 2026 12:02 AM (Mxkwh)
Oh, yes. Steve Graham, IIRC. For a while he called his blog "The Carnival of Hate" but he toned down the title, as people looked askance at it.
Last I saw, he had contracted a terrible case of Religion, and was bouncing between churches. I hope he is okay.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 01, 2026 12:21 AM (+wZeq)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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Not hardly. Moreover, as a fellow Moron, I like you because I like you. Read all of your comments.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2026 12:21 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 01, 2026 12:22 AM (vPv7/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2026 12:04 AM (7wNAQ)
They're apparently holding the Ayatollah's funeral on the 4th on the theory we'll be to busy partying to do anything about the obvious cluster of high value targets.
Posted by: Methos at July 01, 2026 12:22 AM (vSvIl)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 01, 2026 12:20 AM (ZkWXv)
I can remember when posting insulting comments about Big Mike Obama here was verboten.
Posted by: a.moron at July 01, 2026 12:23 AM (X5Jzz)
Yeah, that was him. Little Green Footballs.
Posted by: Case at July 01, 2026 12:20 AM (IY9No)
Little green shitballs.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 01, 2026 12:24 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Methos at July 01, 2026 12:22 AM (vSvIl)
Some fireworks would be nice. Like a couple of A-10 passes strafing the funeral procession.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2026 12:25 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: tankascribe at July 01, 2026 12:25 AM (NtoJk)
Posted by: Methos at July 01, 2026 12:22 AM (vSvIl)
Shhhh....nobody tell them about Washington crossing the Delaware Christmas night, 1776....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 01, 2026 12:26 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 01, 2026 12:26 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Methos at July 01, 2026 12:22 AM (vSvIl)
Cold War story:
Moscow. U.S. Embassy. New Year's Eve.
Ambassador says "Think of that poor KGB bastard stuck in a booth somewhere on New Year's Eve, listening to us having fun".
Phone rings. Ambassador answers. Sound of champagne cork popping, followed by deep laughter. Click.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2026 12:26 AM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Methos at July 01, 2026 12:22 AM (vSvIl)
We fought a multi front war in WWII. I think we can crack open beers and burn a country off the map simultaneously.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 01, 2026 12:27 AM (snZF9)
In fact, all Aliens & Foreign nationals have been required to register since about 1940, with their updated address. The F.B.I. had a fairly large database of named individuals who would be rounded up and detained during a declared national emergency.
During the war foreign nationals or “enemy” aliens could not be in possession of cameras, binoculars or shortwave radios. Enrico Fermi was not allowed to fly on aircraft because - before he was naturalized - Italy was a belligerent. Later, the government didn’t want to let him fly simply because he was so important to the war effort.
The government can make things happen (or not happen) when it wants to do so. If your country is invaded by millions of illegal aliens, guess what. Someone wants it that way.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 01, 2026 12:27 AM (KP4aP)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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Not hardly. Moreover, as a fellow Moron, I like you because I like you. Read all of your comments.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2026 12:21 AM (XeU6L)
I second Mr. Hammer's comment BC.
I usually scroll through all the comments before turning in for the night.
Had a busy day today - went and got a haircut...,
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 01, 2026 12:30 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: JQ at July 01, 2026 12:30 AM (rdVOm)
They're apparently holding the Ayatollah's funeral on the 4th on the theory we'll be to busy partying to do anything about the obvious cluster of high value targets.
Posted by: Methos
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Wait, what? Did I miss some news?
Also, good evening!
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