The Week In Woke

Batya Ungar-Sargon
@bungarsargon
80% of DSA members have a college degree.
60% work professional jobs.
Just 4% are blue-collar.
85% are white.
This isn't a working-class movement but an elite one, for whom "Free Palestine" and "Abolish ICE" operate as a smokescreen for class privilege--just like climate and trans activism and identity politics once did.

"DECOLONIZE THE STACKS!," say woke librarians, determined to "queer the libraries" and insisting that neutrality in the culture wars is racist.

Critical race theory scholar Kimberlé Crenshaw was the keynote speaker for the American Library Association's annual Conference and Exhibition, she writes. Sessions reflected "a mishmash of critical theory argle-bargle," including "Charting Queer Visibility," "Read Trans Books," "Queer Kidlit Joy," "Decolonizing the Stacks," and "Cultivating Radical Empathy."
The ALA has enormous influence over K-12 libraries through its school library division, which sets standards, guidance, and so-called "best practices," Sanzi writes. It "shapes what books are purchased, displayed, and promoted," and fights "efforts to place age-appropriate limits on sexually explicit or heavily ideological materials."
The ALA explicitly rejected viewpoint neutrality in 2021, she writes. A resolution claims libraries have contributed to white supremacy and fascism through a "misplaced emphasis on neutrality."

Libraries are no longer positioned as open forums for ideas where texts from different viewpoints are celebrated. Instead, they are tightly curated spaces, dedicated to advancing a particular set of revolutionary values.
...
Librarians are expected to celebrate "queer visibility" and "trans books," promoting "a specific (and not especially widely held) perspective on gender and sexuality."

Localities should mass-fire these woke librarians. They should pass ordinances forbidding woke ideology in librarian jobs. I don't even want to hear that's not viewpoint-neutral -- they explicitly reject viewpoint neutrality themselves.

Clay Travis
@ClayTravis
The Supreme Court ruled 6-3 that states can keep boys from competing in girls sports. That's a no brainer decision. But 23 states still allow boys to compete in girls sports. This decision doesn't change that. And all three liberals said boys should be able to compete as girls.
All three votes to allow men to play women's sports were from women, by the way. The biggest obstacle to sanity in women's sports doesn't come from men, it comes from left wing women.

Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
We've been saying this for years, ever since this whole idea started to become mainstream, that liberal women and feminists were going to have to speak out and stop the erasure of their accomplishments, but they are too scared of the political mafia to do so. Hostages in their own tribe. Lot of that going on over on that side these days.

Flashback, April 2025: A "trans woman" says he feels "unsafe" and is about to have a "panic attack" when told that trans women are not actually women. Then he flounces off the show.

Jonathan Turley
@JonathanTurley

Before reporting on the transgender case, NBC actually gave an effective trigger warning that it would be quoting the court in the use of terms like "biological male" and "biological female." https://tinyurl.com/fezze98u
This is how the press becomes a parody of itself.

J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling

A man (Samantha Tempest, here abbreviated to ST) is arguing in court that he belongs in a group for menopausal women. It is pointed out to him that menopause is the cessation of ovulation and that, being a man who never started, let alone ceased, ovulating he does not belong in such a group. He disagrees. He says he's had 'menopausal symptoms' like hot flushes and brain fog. This is like me claiming to have been in the army because I once shot an air rifle and quite like khaki.

I'm very concerned about Trans Violence:

I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
SHOCKING: Wisconsin trans Democratic staffer Teha Delaruelle is openly calling on leftists to "Kill Your Local Republican."
"We're going to make this the moderate position for the state of Wisconsin, but I need your help."

Carnival Cruises has banned a dozen of its classiest passengers.

More than a dozen travelers were banned from sailing with Carnival Cruise Line after fighting at the port in Miami.
The altercation took place in the Customs and Border Protection debarkation area, according to the company. The June 22 fight occurred between two families and police responded, the Miami-Dade Sheriff's Office (MDSO) said.
"The incident was deemed a mutual combatant incident," MDSO told USA TODAY in an email. Police documented the fight, but the parties declined to press charges.
"We are appreciative of law enforcement's swift response and handling of the matter," Carnival said in an emailed statement. "We do not tolerate such behavior, and 16 people have been placed on our Do Not Sail List."
A video posted on Instagram shows a group of people shoving and throwing punches at one another in the terminal, with at least two people knocked to the ground and luggage strewn around the space. Police and the cruise line did not identify the people involved or the ship they were sailing on.

CA Sen. Scott Weiner just voted down a bill to ban registered sx offenders from office

He calls them "minor crimes" pic.twitter.com/eMpC9J2869
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) July 1, 2026

Yesterday, California’s State Senate Elections Committee voted on a bill to ban those convicted of child molestation, enticing a child to prostitution, or incest and sodomy with a minor from running for office in the state.

The committee’s chairman and deciding vote, Scott… pic.twitter.com/mYwew7zYof
— Bad Hombre (@Badhombre) July 1, 2026

BREAKING: The Somali flag flying over Buffalo City Hall has been reportedly STOLEN just hours after it was raised.

Buffalo's Democrat Mayor Sean Ryan, claims that individuals cut the cable in the middle of the night and took the flag down. He then goes on a rant about… https://t.co/G6ok4GYVJc pic.twitter.com/CpA5Pdyewq
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) July 2, 2026

Kenya is far more stable than Somali, but sure, let’s give the Islamist warlord state more land.

Also wild how nationalist she is about a country she says she had to flee from. Let an American say this, though, and she’ll call you racist. https://t.co/42KrCErTNw
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) July 1, 2026

The prosecutor is horrified that the judge accepted this sentence on the recommendation of Maryland's Department of Juvenile Services. The double baby-rapist was let out on simple probation. "Don't rape any more babies, you scamp!"

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:40 PM

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1 Ok!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2026 05:40 PM (4KUe5)

2 Practice your piano each day.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 02, 2026 05:41 PM (E3ZpS)

3 I think if you’re rapping babies you are already bent enough to be dangerous. Does it start there, or escalate? No baby rapist should walk free.
Seriously, that f&)@ed up!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2026 05:42 PM (4KUe5)

4 I'm loyally taking care of Ralphy for as long as he has.

After that, adventure vacations!
Carnival Cruise Lines....here I come!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 02, 2026 05:42 PM (Sco7b)

5 th!

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2026 05:42 PM (ikSmX)

6 We really need to do something about the enemies within our own governments.State, local, Federal.

Posted by: steevy at July 02, 2026 05:42 PM (YwEeS)

7 BREAKING: The Somali flag flying over Buffalo City Hall has been reportedly STOLEN just hours after it was raised.

I hope the hero tested the flag for flammability.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 02, 2026 05:42 PM (diia5)

8 Man, there were A LOT of people today whose bloodlines I wanted completely extinguished.

Damn...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 02, 2026 05:44 PM (Sco7b)

9 7 I hope he avoids capture because you know they want to make an example of him.

Posted by: steevy at July 02, 2026 05:45 PM (YwEeS)

10 Post office of the City of San Rafael, California flies the Americal flag upside down

To be fair, that's a sign of distress, and it is Kalifornia...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2026 05:45 PM (l3cgK)

11 Gateway Pundit also had a story abput them flying the Somali flag.

Assholes...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 02, 2026 05:45 PM (Sco7b)

12 The incident was deemed a mutual combatant incident,

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OKAY...

Posted by: runner at July 02, 2026 05:45 PM (6eLrX)

13 Andy McCarthy praised Barrett for her "originalist" opinion.

I've been iffy about McCarthy for a while, but this definitely is the finisher for me.

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2026 05:45 PM (ikSmX)

14 Reading the content and can't not feel we are doomed

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2026 05:46 PM (Ia/+0)

15 Which are the greatest commandments?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 02, 2026 05:46 PM (E3ZpS)

16 11 Gateway Pundit also had a story abput them flying the Somali flag.

Assholes...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 02, 2026 05:45 PM (Sco7b)

I didn't know that was on the Somali flag. Strange. I'd expect it on the Homo flag...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2026 05:46 PM (l3cgK)

17 Columbus flying the flag.

Sorry distracted.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 02, 2026 05:47 PM (Sco7b)

18 16 Which are the greatest commandments?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 02, 2026 05:46 PM (E3ZpS)

There...are...TWO...greatest Commandments

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at July 02, 2026 05:47 PM (l3cgK)

19 I linked to a Substack essay this morning called “The Inquisition Wears a Wig.” It’s a good explanation of how trans are the best warriors for the Left, who has always used resentment to weaponize people against their political foes.
Where other people who have/think they have been oppressed can move on, the trans cannot. Once they’ve started the process (drugs, body modification), there is no going back, no return to normal or their former self.

Given that, of course they have become the left’s assassins in recent years. Their anger and “oppression “ will never be resolved.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2026 05:48 PM (4KUe5)

20 Hang a few somalis instead of their flag and maybe nobody will cut the rope.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2026 05:48 PM (2WIwB)

21 With my knowledge that in California, you can rent a PO box online, then have a service forward your mail...

Which gives you a LOCAL Address to use to register to vote... by mail, from anywhere in the world... with no check...

And after reading the Birthplace citizenship crap which means if an Iranian or Chinese gives birth on a tourist visa, then 18 years Later they have the RIGHT TO VOTE, and there are easy ways to register?

AND IT"S ALL FUCKING LEGAL?

Yeah, Post Office should be flying its flags upside down... we're in distress.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2026 05:48 PM (mP0Kj)

22 We've been saying this for years, ever since this whole idea started to become mainstream, that liberal women and feminists were going to have to speak out and stop the erasure of their accomplishments, but they are too scared of the political mafia to do so. Hostages in their own tribe. Lot of that going on over on that side these days.
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If woman don't want to save themselves, what obligation do we have to save them?

Here's my marker for "supporting women's sports":
When women advocate for VMI and Augusta to return to their charter.

Until then, piss off about your "safe spaces" and getting beaten up by boys in dresses.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 02, 2026 05:49 PM (3cUTc)

23 The suffering and humiliation are intentional.

Posted by: Max Power at July 02, 2026 05:49 PM (ZD9EQ)

24 I didn't know that was on the Somali flag. Strange. I'd expect it on the Homo flag...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2026 05:46 PM (l3cgK)

I wonder if incest has been added to the alphabet thing yet?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 02, 2026 05:49 PM (Sco7b)

25 Kalifornia and the Fed are trying to pass legislation that mirrors the UK's Online Safety Act 2023. Do it for the Chillin's! I mean, so Gov't wants to match your computer to you more intimately so they can track you better, but It'll protect kids from online dangers! (NOT).

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at July 02, 2026 05:49 PM (l3cgK)

26 Willowed:
"California was never a slave state. Ever. SO there never were black slaves here."

Not exactly. Prior to the Civil War, sometimes they were brought here from slave states temporarily and if they escaped and were found, the California Supreme Court ruled that they belonged, as property, to their slave-state owners so long as those owners intended to return to their states.

Matter of Archy (185

9 Cal. 147

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 02, 2026 05:50 PM (DZ9Lv)

27 24 I didn't know that was on the Somali flag. Strange. I'd expect it on the Homo flag...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2026 05:46 PM (l3cgK)

I wonder if incest has been added to the alphabet thing yet?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 02, 2026 05:49 PM (Sco7b)

Would it be Ouroboros-like?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2026 05:50 PM (l3cgK)

28 Apparently, the former president (?) of Somalia lives in Buffalo.

Why?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2026 05:50 PM (4KUe5)

29 Honestly birthright citizenship should have been addressed legislatively long ago . Congress continues to cede power to Executive and Judiciary because all they are in it for is the graft.

Posted by: steevy at July 02, 2026 05:51 PM (YwEeS)

30 SHOCKING: Wisconsin trans Democratic staffer Teha Delaruelle is openly calling on leftists to "Kill Your Local Republican."

"We're going to make this the moderate position for the state of Wisconsin, but I need your help."

Well asshole. I'm not a Republican, but I am a diehard conservative so come on then. Take your best shot, dipshit.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2026 05:52 PM (2WIwB)

31 Willowed from last thread:
What would you call such a place? Maybe "Delta City"?
Posted by: The Chairman, OCP at July 02, 2026 05:22 PM (i+Y9B)
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"Elontopia Muskopolis"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 02, 2026 05:25 PM (gnNyN)

Who are you people?

'Elon's Gulch'

He is literally becoming John Galt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 02, 2026 05:52 PM (zZu0s)

32 Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 02, 2026 05:50 PM (DZ9Lv)

Actually, both the Indians and Spanish had slavery, although it was not wide spread.

It was the White Californians who didn't have slaves... so of course, THEY MUST PAY!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2026 05:52 PM (mP0Kj)

33 Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 02, 2026 05:50 PM (DZ9Lv)

Didn't make California a slave state, it made it a state that abided by Dred-Scott...
Prior to 1847, it was part of Mexico, and before that part of Spain. Go back far enough, and the Spanish had slaves in the New World, including some of my ancestors...or forced labor of folks, like undoubtedly some of my ancestors...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2026 05:53 PM (l3cgK)

34 The Carnival Cruise Line fight:

"Is it them, Yogi?"

"Yes, Booboo. It's always them."

Posted by: Ralph at July 02, 2026 05:53 PM (8WZD4)

35 29 Honestly birthright citizenship should have been addressed legislatively long ago . Congress continues to cede power to Executive and Judiciary because all they are in it for is the graft.
Posted by: steevy at July 02, 2026 05:51 PM (YwEeS)

Prior to 1965, dual citizenship was illegal. If they remained in another country, they could not get a US Passport of vote here... they had to chose.

Supremes screwed that all up.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2026 05:54 PM (mP0Kj)

36 35 29 Honestly birthright citizenship should have been addressed legislatively long ago . Congress continues to cede power to Executive and Judiciary because all they are in it for is the graft.
Posted by: steevy at July 02, 2026 05:51 PM (YwEeS)

Prior to 1965, dual citizenship was illegal. If they remained in another country, they could not get a US Passport of vote here... they had to chose.

Supremes screwed that all up.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2026 05:54 PM (mP0Kj)

It was NOT one of their greatest hits.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2026 05:55 PM (l3cgK)

37 Karen has a flag?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2026 05:56 PM (Cqx++)

38 >>Carnival Cruises has banned a dozen of its classiest passengers.

If only there were some way to predict which passengers had a higher propensity to cause disruptions and chaos.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 02, 2026 05:56 PM (GI97J)

39 10 Post office of the City of San Rafael, California flies the Americal flag upside down

To be fair, that's a sign of distress, and it is Kalifornia...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2026 05:45 PM (l3cgK)

HA! That is the best way to look at this, for sure.

Posted by: m at July 02, 2026 05:56 PM (6wpGE)

40 >>>The double baby-rapist was let out on simple probation.

A national divorce will be just fine.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 02, 2026 05:57 PM (dK+Kv)

41 TWO GOATS FOR EVERY RAGHEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bought a Gayatollah Donkey and we call it my Woody
(Gayatollah’s Funeral, here we cum)
You know it's not very soft, but its sphincter is an oldie but a goody
(Gayatollah’s Funeral, here we cum)
Well, the goats ain't got back or a round mouth
But it still gets me to cum when I wanna piece

Yeah, I'm goin' to the Gayatollahs funeral, 'cause the goats are two-to-one
You know we're goin' to the Gayatollahs funeral and gonna have some fun
You know we're goin' to the Gayatollahs funeral, 'cause it's two-to-one
You know we're goin' to the Gayatollahs funeral, gonna have some raghead fun

Two goats for every raghead !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Z-Man Mandami and the Gayatollahs at July 02, 2026 05:57 PM (Ymmwx)

42 Say, isn't there a great deal of deep water near Maryland? I believe there's likely a pile of unused bridge girders available as well....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 02, 2026 05:57 PM (PgZsD)

43 Seems to be infectious.

@libsoftiktok 4m
Courthouse in Santa Clara County, California is flying the American Flag upside down

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 02, 2026 05:57 PM (diia5)

44 Maybe that Post Office upside-down US flag is photo-shop (is that still a thing?) or AI?

Posted by: m at July 02, 2026 05:58 PM (6wpGE)

45 29 Honestly birthright citizenship should have been addressed legislatively long ago . Congress continues to cede power to Executive and Judiciary because all they are in it for is the graft.
Posted by: steevy at July 02, 2026 05:51 PM (YwEeS)

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You gotta spend an hour reading the Congressional Record of the debate before the vote on the 14th, it is nuts.

They could not agree on what the hell the amendment meant, and who it applied to. "Oh well, what the hell. Let's just pass it and leave it to the future to figure it out and deal with our mess."

TBF, the committee handed then a real POS wording on the thing, but upon realizing that, they just approved. We need to make statues of each and every one of them, and plant them in the lawn outside the Capitol upside down as a message to future generation what shit they were.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 02, 2026 06:00 PM (GI97J)

46 What would happen if I flew the......................

"HOMO FLAG" upside-down ??????

Posted by: Jack Meehoff at July 02, 2026 06:00 PM (8/9S0)

47 It "shapes what books are purchased, displayed, and promoted,
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Isn't that what some people call "censorship"!

Purchasing certain books and deciding not to purchase others?

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2026 06:00 PM (ikSmX)

48
"Free Palestine" and "Abolish ICE" operate as a smokescreen for class privilege--just like climate and trans activism and identity politics once did.

===============

Still do -- although it's interesting that climate seems less prominent these days. I suspect it's because people have noticed that The Sky Isn't Falling.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 02, 2026 06:01 PM (mmrXZ)

49 CA Sen. Scott Weiner just voted down a bill to ban registered sx offenders from office. He calls them "minor crimes"

Of course he did. This is his schtick. He pushes bills that when signed into law cause the police to avoid arresting trannies prostituting themselves. That reduce a felony to a misdemeanor or less for an adult sodomizing a minor, and has them avoid the sex registry list if the age between offender and victim is no more than 10 years apart...

He's a sick f**k.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2026 06:01 PM (l3cgK)

50 >>>I'm very concerned about Trans Violence:
I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
SHOCKING: Wisconsin trans Democratic staffer Teha Delaruelle is openly calling on leftists to "Kill Your Local Republican."

I am not a lawyer (sorry, Dad!) but this sounds illegal.

Posted by: m at July 02, 2026 06:01 PM (6wpGE)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2026 06:01 PM (l3cgK)

52 Willowed:
"California was never a slave state. Ever. SO there never were black slaves here."

Not exactly. Prior to the Civil War, sometimes they were brought here from slave states temporarily and if they escaped and were found, the California Supreme Court ruled that they belonged, as property, to their slave-state owners so long as those owners intended to return to their states.

Matter of Archy (185 9 Cal. 147
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 02, 2026 05:50 PM (DZ9Lv)

That is the definition of a "Free State". Slaves could come with a master and if they left with him they were slaves again.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2026 06:01 PM (uhVAy)

53 again, if a woman comes here on a tourist visa, gives birth after t wo weeks then leaves for china two weeks later, how does the 14th' "and subject to the jurisdiction thereof" apply? is a kid who never spent any time here "subject to the jurisdiction" of the u.s. ?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2026 06:01 PM (CWTWj)

54 uh-oh
Italicans everywhere

Posted by: m at July 02, 2026 06:02 PM (6wpGE)

55 Yeah, Yeah.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2026 06:02 PM (l3cgK)

56 They left.

Posted by: m at July 02, 2026 06:02 PM (6wpGE)

57 Have seen the new MN state flag compared to the Somali flag? The invasion is complete.

Posted by: WisRich at July 02, 2026 06:02 PM (mMoRd)

58 >Carnival Cruises has banned a dozen of its classiest passengers.
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Definitely scholars taking a break from their studies at CUNY where the are getting degrees in medicine, mathematics and science.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 02, 2026 06:02 PM (3cUTc)

59 I know. Barrel.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2026 06:02 PM (l3cgK)

60 7 BREAKING: The Somali flag flying over Buffalo City Hall has been reportedly STOLEN just hours after it was raised.

I hope the hero tested the flag for flammability.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

After taking a crap on it.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 02, 2026 06:03 PM (WVEnF)

61 What did you do with the Italicans, jim (in Kalifornia)?

Posted by: m at July 02, 2026 06:03 PM (6wpGE)

62 61 What did you do with the Italicans, jim (in Kalifornia)?

Posted by: m at July 02, 2026 06:03 PM (6wpGE)

boxed them out, but not fast enough...one comment other than mine got caught.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2026 06:03 PM (l3cgK)

63 ... if that's really your name ...

Posted by: m at July 02, 2026 06:04 PM (6wpGE)

64 >>>He says he's had [...] brain fog.

I believe him!

Posted by: No Name Today at July 02, 2026 06:04 PM (8mulE)

65 I slashed the italicans in the box. I somehow didn't earlier.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2026 06:05 PM (l3cgK)

66 The ALA has enormous influence over K-12 libraries through its school library division, which sets standards, guidance, and so-called "best practices," Sanzi writes. It "shapes what books are purchased, displayed, and promoted," and fights "efforts to place age-appropriate limits on sexually explicit or heavily ideological materials."

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Who still uses libraries? I haven't been inside a library since e-books became available. Parents with children just have their kids use iPads and cell phones.

Posted by: Decaf at July 02, 2026 06:05 PM (ZNpJk)

67
What would happen if I flew the......................

"HOMO FLAG" upside-down ??????
Posted by: Jack Meehoff

How could you tell?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2026 06:05 PM (Cqx++)

68 Regarding Carnival Cruise Lines No Sail List, I placed myself on this list about 10 years ago.

Posted by: SS at July 02, 2026 06:05 PM (52U6V)

69
CA Sen. Scott Weiner just voted down a bill to ban registered sx offenders from office

He calls them "minor crimes"

Talk about being RIGHT ON THE MONEY...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 02, 2026 06:06 PM (y9nCu)

70 >>>A "trans woman" says he feels "unsafe" and is about to have a "panic attack" when told that trans women are not actually women.

>What makes me feel "unsafe" is that I have to share the highways and freeways with these tailgating kooks at 90mph.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 02, 2026 06:06 PM (fkjGs)

71 >> 37 Karen has a flag?

Their state motto is "Let Me Speak to Your Manager"

As for the Post Office, they could just be fucking incompetent. It is run by postal employees after all.

Posted by: the dandy at July 02, 2026 06:07 PM (8l8nW)

72 Anything you say or do that upsets the left's protected classes is a hate crime...even quoting statistics about crime is a hate crime if they don't like 'em...

Like how 90% of child molestation is done by males, even though 50% of children molested are girls...and gays make up much less than 5% of the population.

I'd probably be jailed in the UK for writing that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2026 06:07 PM (l3cgK)

73 All three votes to allow men to play women's sports were from women, by the way. The biggest obstacle to sanity in women's sports doesn't come from men, it comes from left wing women.

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Funny how feminists are destroying women's rights. I suppose when we achieved equality there was nowhere else to go for the activists.

Posted by: Decaf at July 02, 2026 06:07 PM (ZNpJk)

74 66 K-12 libraries

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Who still uses libraries? I haven't been inside a library since e-books became available. Parents with children just have their kids use iPads and cell phones.
Posted by: Decaf at July 02, 2026 06:05 PM (ZNpJk)

K-12 libraries inside a school

Posted by: m at July 02, 2026 06:07 PM (6wpGE)

75 The Left:
Trump is a pedo who is protecting pedos and must be impeached! His name appears 10 billion times in the Epstein Files!!

Also the Left:
We must pardon this child rapist or else he will be deported.

And also the Left:
We must give this child rapist probation. He's young and promises not to rape children anymore.

And even more of the Left:
We must decriminalize molestation and abuse of children, it's only a "minor" crime.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 02, 2026 06:07 PM (3cUTc)

76 There is are commercials on a local TV channel to tout our local library and one of these has a lesbian or as she calls herself a queer who talks about how safe she feels in our local library and how nice it is to go there. WTF. Does she get attacked at other libraries? I assure you queer one, no one give a shit who you are or who you are attracted to as long as you keep your hands to yourself.

Posted by: Cheri at July 02, 2026 06:08 PM (oiNtH)

77 Librarians are expected to celebrate "queer visibility" and "trans books," promoting "a specific (and not especially widely held) perspective on gender and sexuality."
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Because that's what people pay their taxes for!

That's why we have to support "libraries"!

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2026 06:08 PM (ikSmX)

78 I put fresh batteries in my electrosphygmomanometer, and the cuff just about pinched my arm off at the biceps.

Posted by: gp at July 02, 2026 06:08 PM (Jr5Lq)

79 Still do -- although it's interesting that climate seems less prominent these days. I suspect it's because people have noticed that The Sky Isn't Falling.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 02, 2026 06:01 PM (mmrXZ)

It's funny... I've lived in this house on and off for 67 years. I have very distinct memories of very hot summers...

Yet, I went and looked a couple days ago and the Internet was telling me this VERY MILD summer, was somehow the hottest EVAH RECORDED HERE...

Uh, it said June record was 102, when I can distinctly remember days well over 110 back in the 70s.

Today? High of 88? That's a good 15 degrees colder then normal for the 4th of July here.

Science needs to be based on data, and when your own experience tells you they have rewritten the data? Yeah... trust the science goes right out the window.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2026 06:09 PM (mP0Kj)

80
And even more of the Left:
We must decriminalize molestation and abuse of children, it's only a "minor" crime.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 02, 2026 06:07 PM (3cUTc)

Miner crime! Do something!...oh, minors...nevermind.

Posted by: Scott Weiner, fagologist at July 02, 2026 06:09 PM (l3cgK)

81 So the "logical" (I know) thing for these librarians is to burn down their places of work in the name of "equity".

Come on you moldering, arm-chair lesbians, DO IT!

They need to serve penance for working for "The Man", who will always let you down.

Posted by: pawn at July 02, 2026 06:10 PM (XGbvx)

82 78 I put fresh batteries in my electrosphygmomanometer, and the cuff just about pinched my arm off at the biceps.

Posted by: gp at July 02, 2026 06:08 PM (Jr5Lq)

Are you sure you're alive? It was trying to detect your heartbeat...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2026 06:10 PM (l3cgK)

83
Funny how feminists are destroying women's rights.
Posted by: Decaf at July 02, 2026 06:07 PM (ZNpJk)

$10 says that they're all 300 lb porkers who hate athletic women.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 02, 2026 06:10 PM (y9nCu)

84 I'm curious about something:
Matter of Archy (1858 ) 9 Cal. 147

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 02, 2026 06:10 PM (DZ9Lv)

85 Yup, just need a space between the 8 and the )
8-)

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 02, 2026 06:11 PM (DZ9Lv)

86 "Are you sure you're alive?"

Non cogito, sed sum. Words to live by.

Posted by: gp at July 02, 2026 06:12 PM (Jr5Lq)

87 Funny how feminists are destroying women's rights. I suppose when we achieved equality there was nowhere else to go for the activists.
Posted by: Decaf

The National Organization for Women is the biggest set of grifters and always has been. On the face page of their website it states that a trans woman is a real woman. They were never for women's rights as much as it was a left wing money laundering operation for Democrats.

Posted by: Cheri at July 02, 2026 06:12 PM (oiNtH)

88 53 again, if a woman comes here on a tourist visa, gives birth after t wo weeks then leaves for china two weeks later, how does the 14th' "and subject to the jurisdiction thereof" apply? is a kid who never spent any time here "subject to the jurisdiction" of the u.s. ?
Posted by: gnats

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It is much worse -- when that kid has kids, they can register the birth with the US embassy in China as US citizen born overseas, and that kid will be a Citizen too.

China figured this out -- these people are building a "generational redoubt" to bug out to when (if) China goes to shit. but that also means every generation the number of "citizens" outside our jurisdiction multiples.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 02, 2026 06:12 PM (GI97J)

89 That is the definition of a "Free State". Slaves could come with a master and if they left with him they were slaves again.
Posted by: Oldcat

The definition of a free state is: "Fuck you. We don't play that here. You bring a slave here, under our rules that slave is free. Don't like it? Keep your evil ass out." That's a free state.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 02, 2026 06:13 PM (DZ9Lv)

90 More than a dozen travelers were banned from sailing with Carnival Cruise Line after fighting at the port in Miami.

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I didn't know there were blacks only cruises, there wasn't a single white passenger anywhere near.

Posted by: Decaf at July 02, 2026 06:13 PM (ZNpJk)

91 84 I'm curious about something:
Matter of Archy (1858 ) 9 Cal. 147

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 02, 2026 06:10 PM (DZ9Lv)

Dred Scott decision was 1857...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2026 06:14 PM (l3cgK)

92 This is like me claiming to have been in the army because I once shot an air rifle and quite like khaki.

***

JK Rowling is pretty funny.

Posted by: LASue at July 02, 2026 06:14 PM (lCppi)

93 How about the Matter of Jughead?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2026 06:14 PM (Cqx++)

94 That Carnival Cruise brawl occurred before they even boarded the ship. At least on one other video of a brawl that I saw on Carnival, the ship was underway and the brawl occurred in the buffet line when they ran out of chicken wings and waffles. At least that time there was a reason for a brawl.

Posted by: Cheri at July 02, 2026 06:15 PM (oiNtH)

95 BREAKING: The Somali flag flying over Buffalo City Hall has been reportedly STOLEN just hours after it was raised.
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Buffalo's full of the Irish. They are funny that way.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 02, 2026 06:15 PM (RBKzD)

96 > I didn't know there were blacks only cruises, there wasn't a single white passenger anywhere near.
Posted by: Decaf
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Racist for noticing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 02, 2026 06:15 PM (jehhT)

97 The "elites" are revolting!

Posted by: Azjaeger at July 02, 2026 06:16 PM (PI3+l)

98 >>>let�s give the Islamist warlord state more land.
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Let's deport all of them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 02, 2026 06:16 PM (RBKzD)

99 If they fought like that before even getting on the ship, just imagine the fight that would have occurred at the cruise buffet.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 02, 2026 06:17 PM (XvL8K)

100 Matter of Archy (1858 ) 9 Cal. 147
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 02, 2026 06:10 PM (DZ9Lv)
Dred Scott decision was 1857...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Ok. And?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 02, 2026 06:17 PM (DZ9Lv)

101 Funny how feminists are destroying women's rights. I suppose when we achieved equality there was nowhere else to go for the activists.
Posted by: Decaf
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Not really. Historian Carroll Quigley wrote several treatments of how institutionalization can turn things 180-degrees.

There may be a reason "everybody should chip in" but when people can come in with a skewed view of how they can turn that sentiment in the way they want it to go, as the distortion takes over and the faction succeeds , the original understanding can be cut free, leaving nothing to stop the inversion.

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2026 06:17 PM (ikSmX)

102 I think if you’re rapping babies you are already bent enough to be dangerous. Does it start there, or escalate? No baby rapist should walk free.
Seriously, that f&)@ed up!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2026 05:42 PM (4KUe5)

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Castration works better.

Posted by: Decaf at July 02, 2026 06:17 PM (ZNpJk)

103 I put fresh batteries in my electrosphygmomanometer, and the cuff just about pinched my arm off at the biceps.
Posted by: gp at July 02, 2026 06:08 PM (Jr5Lq)

Way to go, brah! Its cause youre so jacked!

Posted by: Gym Bro at July 02, 2026 06:17 PM (zZu0s)

104 After reading more of Ace's terrific Week in Woke threads than I can count, I conclude all Woke Warriors suffer from one or more of these mental disorders -

Narcissm
Intense feelings of mental and/or physical inadequacy
Overpowering need for peer affirmation
Delusions of grandeur
Overpowering need to control others
Overpowering need to cast others as inferiors
Overpowering need to shame and humiliate others
Uncontrollable anger
Overpowering desire to physically harm others

The more of these Woke Warriors there are, the more people they infect with mental derangement.

Posted by: Gref at July 02, 2026 06:18 PM (5rh/l)

105 Budget cruises are a shitshow.

You get what you pay for.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 02, 2026 06:18 PM (VsEAp)

106
"Are you sure you're alive?"

Non cogito, sed sum. Words to live by.

Of course you are my bright little star
I've miles and miles of files
Pretty files of your forefather's fruit
And now to suit our great computer
You're magnetic ink

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2026 06:18 PM (Cqx++)

107 Castration works better.
Posted by: Decaf at July 02, 2026 06:17 PM (ZNpJk)

Bullet to the head is easier and quicker.

Posted by: Gym Bro at July 02, 2026 06:18 PM (zZu0s)

108 86 "Are you sure you're alive?"

Non cogito, sed sum. Words to live by.
Posted by: gp at July 02, 2026 06:12 PM (Jr5Lq)

A dumb blond?

Posted by: m at July 02, 2026 06:18 PM (6wpGE)

109 100 Matter of Archy (1858 ) 9 Cal. 147
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 02, 2026 06:10 PM (DZ9Lv)
Dred Scott decision was 1857...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Ok. And?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 02, 2026 06:17 PM (DZ9Lv)

That meant that slaves were property, even if they were in a free state or territory, according to the decision.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2026 06:18 PM (l3cgK)

110 BREAKING: The Somali flag flying over Buffalo City Hall has been reportedly STOLEN just hours after it was raised.
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This theft will be pursued and prosecuted unlike any other theft.

Because, it was a Hate Theft.

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2026 06:18 PM (ikSmX)

111 When I was in college those "Workers and Students Unite" signs were ridiculous. Students sat in air-conditioned rooms slinging bullshit all day while workers were actually, you know, working, often in very inhospitable climes. They have nothing in common.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 02, 2026 06:19 PM (DZ9Lv)

112 103 At mean arterial pressure 133, my BP is def jacked tonite. Takes a lot of caffeine to earn that score.

Posted by: gp at July 02, 2026 06:19 PM (Jr5Lq)

113 Budget cruises are a shitshow.

You get what you pay for.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 02, 2026 06:18 PM (VsEAp)

I never have wanted to go on a cruise. I always wanted to do one of those 'crew a sailing ship' things, but i may be too 29 at this point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 02, 2026 06:19 PM (zZu0s)

114 About the rioting melanin rich folks on the cruise:

https://youtu.be/eLRsEuCocT4

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 02, 2026 06:19 PM (bl07w)

115 I want the small Christian high schools in the eastern parts of CA, OR, and WA to start fielding sports teams of "boys who identify as girls" in basketball, soccer, and volleyball.

When the Final Four of every women's state championship bracket is four boys teams, then maybe deranged Leftists will be willing to admit that development as a biological male DOES confer an athletic advantage.

P.S. I also want the boys for these teams changing in the girls spaces. At that point, even the Lefty moms that have a basic understanding of 15 y.o. boys will be calling for sports and spaces for biological females only.

Lefties only understand crime after someone in their immediate family has been mugged. IMO, females will be much better off the sooner we begin the "muggings".

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 02, 2026 06:20 PM (HlyYF)

116 The Somalis got stomped on previously by the Ethiopians when they tried to take the Ogaden. The Kenyans would tear the Somalis apart if they tried to go at the Northern Frontier District. Go for it Ilhan

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 02, 2026 06:20 PM (itsE0)

117 Just read it...the issue in Archy was whether or not the slave owner was visiting with his slaves or not.

"The privileges extended to visitors cannot be extended to those who come for both business and pleasure. A mere visitor is one who comes only for pleasure or health, and who engages in no business while here, and remains only for a reasonable time. If the party engage in any business, or employ his slave in any business except as a personal attendant upon himself or family, then the character of visitor is lost, and his slave is entitled to freedom."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2026 06:20 PM (l3cgK)

118 At mean arterial pressure 133, my BP is def jacked tonite. Takes a lot of caffeine to earn that score.
Posted by: gp at July 02, 2026 06:19 PM (Jr5Lq)

Your blood is chasing the Dragon through your veins.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 02, 2026 06:20 PM (zZu0s)

119 I think if you’re rapping babies you are already bent enough to be dangerous. Does it start there, or escalate? No baby rapist should walk free.
Seriously, that f&)@ed up!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2026 05:42 PM (4KUe5)

-----------------

Castration works better.
Posted by: Decaf at July 02, 2026 06:17 PM (ZNpJk)

I am thinking the Bone Tomahawk treatment.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 02, 2026 06:21 PM (0aYVJ)

120 "A dumb blond?"

It's not like everybody says. I'm smaht.

Posted by: gp at July 02, 2026 06:21 PM (Jr5Lq)

121 99 If they fought like that before even getting on the ship, just imagine the fight
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if they were impressed into the foreign legion, dropped in the middle of Iran and told to fight their way out. If they make it out they will be treated as citizens.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 02, 2026 06:23 PM (RBKzD)

122 rapping babies

Ah sweet. Man made horrors beyond my comprehension.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 02, 2026 06:23 PM (Pr4qS)

123 That meant that slaves were property, even if they were in a free state or territory, according to the decision.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

California's response should have been: "You don't bring that attitude here and expect to take it home." I forget how many divisions Taney had that survived crossing the Rockies and Nevada.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 02, 2026 06:23 PM (DZ9Lv)

124 105 Budget cruises are a shitshow.

You get what you pay for.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 02, 2026 06:18 PM (VsEAp)

We went on a cruise for DH's folks' anniversary. Princess, LA to Cabo and back. When we boarded, we passed a fellow who was so drunk already he probably has no memory of ever going on a cruise. More than once I had to eyeball some kids who were utterly unsupervised (not their fault, but still), and it was a pretty dull adventure. Cabo was... touristy. Locals were very pushy. Not really our thing, I guess.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 02, 2026 06:24 PM (bl07w)

125
Castration works better.
Posted by: Decaf
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Bullet to the head is easier and quicker.
Posted by: Gym Bro

I'd prefer that rapists get a free dick-ectopy, and false vaginas with a nice set of 40DD bolt on tits. Then put in a male Gen pop prison for life.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 02, 2026 06:25 PM (QVmho)

126 116 The Somalis got stomped on previously by the Ethiopians when they tried to take the Ogaden. The Kenyans would tear the Somalis apart if they tried to go at the Northern Frontier District. Go for it Ilhan
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 02, 2026 06:20 PM (itsE0)

I guess she's still upset her warlord daddy didn't end up king.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 02, 2026 06:26 PM (bl07w)

127 SHOCKING: Wisconsin trans Democratic staffer Teha Delaruelle is openly calling on leftists to "Kill Your Local Republican."
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How is this "shocking" unless you've been asleep for 10 or 12 years? Where are all the condemnation btw from the party that is so afraid the "extremists" might take over?

Posted by: Don Lemon at July 02, 2026 06:26 PM (vE0+H)

128 105 Budget cruises are a shitshow.

You get what you pay for.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 02, 2026 06:18 PM (VsEAp)

I've never been on a cruise ship. I see no benefits of being on a ship in deep water, hundreds or more miles from dry land, surrounded by God only knows what sorts of people, all with access to alcoholic beverages. I can think of innumerable "What's the Worst That Could Happen?" scenarios. Not the least of which is the ship sinking.

Posted by: Gref at July 02, 2026 06:27 PM (5rh/l)

129 Damn go away Don

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2026 06:27 PM (vE0+H)

130 Touch my grandbaby and find out how fast Gramma can pull. I'll go to jail. But my grandbaby remains innocent.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 02, 2026 06:27 PM (bl07w)

131 129 Damn go away Don
Posted by: ... at July 02, 2026 06:27 PM (vE0+H)

That WAS some kinda smelly sock, dude.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 02, 2026 06:28 PM (bl07w)

132 "Somalia is for Somalis and our pirates, and for our fraudsters to hide their billions in loot stolen from Amereeca -- ONLY!"

Posted by: illiniwek at July 02, 2026 06:28 PM (vbXSk)

133 I saw 40DD Bolt-ons front for 38 Special at the Ice Palace in Florida in '99...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2026 06:29 PM (l3cgK)

134 "I've never been on a cruise ship. I see no benefits"

Concur.

Posted by: gp at July 02, 2026 06:29 PM (Jr5Lq)

135 Somebody didn't appreciate a Somali flag being flown over an American city and stole the flag? Horrors/ sarc. Don't arrest me, Buffalo. I didn't take it. I have no idea who did, but I am glad they did.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2026 06:29 PM (7RYym)

136 Castration works better.
Posted by: Decaf at July 02, 2026 06:17 PM (ZNpJk)

I am thinking the Bone Tomahawk treatment.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 02, 2026 06:21 PM (0aYVJ)

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Remove prevert's shoe. Shoot in foot with BB gun. Repeat until sufficiently exsanquinated...

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 02, 2026 06:29 PM (8Lfjo)

137 At mean arterial pressure 133, my BP is def jacked tonite. Takes a lot of caffeine to earn that score.
Posted by: gp at July 02, 2026 06:19 PM (Jr5Lq)

Your blood is chasing the Dragon through your veins.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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133? Not a doctor, but isn't that dangerously high?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 02, 2026 06:29 PM (XvL8K)

138 CA Sen. Scott Weiner just voted down a bill to ban registered sx offenders from office

He calls them "minor crimes"

In that they are crimes committed against minors, he his correct.

In that they are small crimes, he is not

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 02, 2026 06:30 PM (C0Nlv)

139 Funny how feminists are destroying women's rights. I suppose when we achieved equality there was nowhere else to go for the activists.
Posted by: Decaf
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The Left enjoy using their future victims to first erase those victims' protectors. Jews helping to insult and paralyze Christians, women helping to insult and paralyze men, and blacks to insult and paralyze whites. Then when the Left abandons or comes after them, those who might have stood in the way or stopped it say, "not my problem".

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2026 06:30 PM (vE0+H)

140 I've never been on a cruise ship. I see no benefits of being on a ship in deep water, hundreds or more miles from dry land, surrounded by God only knows what sorts of people, all with access to alcoholic beverages. I can think of innumerable "What's the Worst That Could Happen?" scenarios. Not the least of which is the ship sinking.
Posted by: Gref

Yep. Agree with all of it. Not to mention it's a floating petrie dish.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 02, 2026 06:31 PM (VcZHb)

141 "133? Not a doctor, but isn't that dangerously high?"

Could be better, fer sure. My fault, bad habits.

Posted by: gp at July 02, 2026 06:31 PM (Jr5Lq)

142 Remove prevert's shoe. Shoot in foot with BB gun. Repeat until sufficiently exsanquinated...
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 02, 2026 06:29 PM (8Lfjo)

Nah. Just cut off his dick with rusty shears and let the creep bleed to death. Adding salt to the wound is optional.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 02, 2026 06:31 PM (bl07w)

143 That WAS some kinda smelly sock, dude.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 02, 2026 06:28 PM (bl07w)

Sorry about that

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2026 06:31 PM (vE0+H)

144 I can't imagine ever getting on a Cruise Ship.

Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2026 06:31 PM (TIciZ)

145 134 "I've never been on a cruise ship. I see no benefits"

Concur.

Posted by: gp at July 02, 2026 06:29 PM (Jr5Lq)

There are many reasons why sailors since forever always cheer when hearing a lookout yell, "Land ho!"

Posted by: Gref at July 02, 2026 06:32 PM (5rh/l)

146 Levothyroxine every day will supplement a tired thyroid. I keeps the thyroid from burning itself up trying to put out the necessary level of TSH.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 02, 2026 06:32 PM (RBKzD)

147 The ALA explicitly rejected viewpoint neutrality in 2021, she writes. A resolution claims libraries have contributed to white supremacy and fascism through a "misplaced emphasis on neutrality."

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This is the same poisoned idiocy which claims that anyone who lives, demonstrates, proves, and declares themselves to actually NOT be a racist is, in fact, a racist declaration (as was declaring that "All Lives Matter" during the 2020 glitch in The Matrix in which half of the world went literally clinically insane).

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 02, 2026 06:32 PM (RnEyK)

148 He calls them "minor crimes"

In that they are crimes committed against minors, he his correct.

In that they are small crimes, he is not
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 02, 2026 06:30 PM (C0Nlv)

He may have been referring to his micro-dick. It would be minor, if he kept it in his pants. Otherwise, he's just a dick.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 02, 2026 06:32 PM (bl07w)

149 145 134 "I've never been on a cruise ship. I see no benefits"
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They are a big sail ready to capsize.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 02, 2026 06:33 PM (RBKzD)

150 CA Sen. Scott Weiner just voted down a bill to ban registered sx offenders from office. He calls them "minor crimes"
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Ah. More people very afraid "extremists" might join the party and take over.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2026 06:33 PM (vE0+H)

151 News....global warming killing us all...stay safe all of you
...daredevils in court
...Reflecting Pool vandalism - too bad someone didn't shoot and run

Taylor Swift....c'mon. Olivia Rodrigo is all the rage. And a billion years younger and prettier

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 02, 2026 06:33 PM (Sco7b)

152 Public libraries have become sewers. They don't have to keep x-rated movies because the homeless are having open sex in the comfy chairs, and they don't have to put adult books in the adult section because they are actively recruiting kids to the perverts' "lifestyle." I think most of them should be nuked from orbit, just to be certain.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 02, 2026 06:34 PM (bl07w)

153 >>CA Sen. Scott Weiner just voted down a bill to ban registered sx offenders from office. He calls them "minor crimes"

That guy should never be allowed within 1000 Yards of a School or a Playground.

Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2026 06:35 PM (TIciZ)

154 Taylor Swift is getting married at a well known Nazi rally venue!

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2026 06:35 PM (ikSmX)

155 Bet they hunt who stole that Somalian flag down and charge them with some kind of H8 crime

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2026 06:35 PM (Ia/+0)

156 There are many reasons why sailors since forever always cheer when hearing a lookout yell, "Land ho!"
Posted by: Gref at July 02, 2026 06:32 PM (5rh/l)

Of course you realize, it may have been the "HO" part they were happy about....

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 02, 2026 06:36 PM (bl07w)

157 Leftwing women have no sense of self-preservation. Wild shit.

Posted by: ballistic at July 02, 2026 06:36 PM (3BwY8)

158 "I've never been on a cruise ship. I see no benefits"

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Only been on one cruise: all-you-can eat and drink.

I think I gained 15 pounds in a week ... and we had a nice but weird couple latch onto us, and were eventually stalked by the woman who was offended that we didn't want to spend EVERY F*CKING WAKING MOMENT hanging out with them.

I told The Wifey that if they asked for contact information, to lie.

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 02, 2026 06:36 PM (RnEyK)

159 I can think of innumerable "What's the Worst That Could Happen?" scenarios.

==

Pirate abductions.

Posted by: runner at July 02, 2026 06:36 PM (6eLrX)

160 True story
When Trump was frauded out by Biden, I hung my flag upside-down.
Got home and it was righted. Wife told me a nice policeman stopped to see if anything was wrong.

They fixed my flag

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2026 06:37 PM (Ia/+0)

161 I don't know if this is woke exactly but Pope Bob has excommunicated several priest and what not because they after they ordained new Bishops without papal authority. He also declared a schiz. The excommunicated are members of a conservative, traditional wing of the religion.

https://shorturl.at/E39cu

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 02, 2026 06:37 PM (ndZc7)

162 I am perhaps interested in some of the European river cruises, adult only, go to the historical sites and tour. Can't imagine doing any more of the "people gone wild" cruises. Just awful.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 02, 2026 06:37 PM (bl07w)

163 I told The Wifey that if they asked for contact information, to lie.

===

Mr. & Mrs. Illiam Hakespeare of Lincoln, Nebraska!

Posted by: runner at July 02, 2026 06:38 PM (6eLrX)

164 Speaking of cruises:

https://www.americancruiselines.com/

I think those are the only cruises I'd enjoy.
They tour they coasts and bigger rivers in the U.S. from Florida to the Mississippi to Alaska for several to over a dozen days. They have some cool combo river cruise & land excursions packages to the National Parks.

Looks like it would be a lot better than Carnival cruise just for the scenery.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 02, 2026 06:38 PM (6ydKt)

165 159 I can think of innumerable "What's the Worst That Could Happen?" scenarios.

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Pirate abductions.

Posted by: runner at July 02, 2026 06:36 PM (6eLrX)

But, but, but...but the buffets!!!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 02, 2026 06:38 PM (Sco7b)

166 159 I can think of innumerable "What's the Worst That Could Happen?" scenarios.

==

Pirate abductions.

Posted by: runner at July 02, 2026 06:36 PM (6eLrX)

Damn, you're right. Will add this, at the top of the list!

Posted by: Gref at July 02, 2026 06:38 PM (5rh/l)

167 CA Sen. Scott Weiner just voted down a bill to ban registered sx offenders from office. He calls them "minor crimes"

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Damn, the pedo jokes just write themselves.

/The Babylon Bee hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 02, 2026 06:38 PM (RnEyK)

168 152 Public libraries have become sewers.

I think most of them should be nuked from orbit, just to be certain.
Posted by: tcn in AK

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agree

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 02, 2026 06:38 PM (GI97J)

169 Was there a de-weaving at the Carnal Cruise Lines brawl? I thought I saw a de-weaving.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 02, 2026 06:38 PM (kpS4V)

170 "BREAKING: The Somali flag flying over Buffalo City Hall has been reportedly STOLEN just hours after it was raised.---
This theft will be pursued and prosecuted unlike any other theft. Because, it was a Hate Theft."
Posted by: Axeman

yes, BUT I'm guessing flying the Somali flag broke some federal rules/laws? If it was a post office, yes, not sure if city halls can fly the gay flag and foreign flags above Old Glory or not.

Sad that Buffalo went so far downhill after OJ.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 02, 2026 06:38 PM (vbXSk)

171 >>>I can't imagine ever getting on a Cruise Ship.

>Tourist trap. I'd have a better and safer time walking to Tijuana.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 02, 2026 06:39 PM (fkjGs)

172 80% of DSA members have a college degree.
60% work professional jobs.
Just 4% are blue-collar.
85% are white

For Portland DSA, what is even more striking that everyone prominent in the organization works for some government agency or another.

They represent the Government Class.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 02, 2026 06:39 PM (aD4fx)

173 I think I gained 15 pounds in a week ... and we had a nice but weird couple latch onto us, and were eventually stalked by the woman who was offended that we didn't want to spend EVERY F*CKING WAKING MOMENT hanging out with them.

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 02, 2026 06:36 PM (RnEyK)
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I don't understand. Was it something we said?

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2026 06:39 PM (ikSmX)

174 161 I don't know if this is woke exactly but Pope Bob has excommunicated several priest and what not because they after they ordained new Bishops without papal authority. He also declared a schiz. The excommunicated are members of a conservative, traditional wing of the religion.

https://shorturl.at/E39cu

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 02, 2026 06:37 PM (ndZc7)

https://tinyurl.com/3sydjfde

Kinda breaks it all down. NOT a traditional wing, but a sedevecantist sect. The SSPX has been a bit of a thorn going on 70 years now.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 02, 2026 06:40 PM (bl07w)

175 Public libraries have become sewers

A Canticle for Liebowitz suggests that maybe the great books should be held in remote locations and protected by people interested in maintaining civilization.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 02, 2026 06:40 PM (gKWVE)

176 I'm cooking Eggos. Barely ever have them.

They seem .... thinner.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 02, 2026 06:40 PM (Sco7b)

177 BREAKING: The Somali flag flying over Buffalo City Hall has been reportedly STOLEN just hours after it was raised.
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🎼 GOoooooooooood blesssss Americaaaaaa 🎵

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2026 06:41 PM (vE0+H)

178 "I don't understand. Was it something we said?"

Every time a swinger couple tries to pick me up, things get so awkward.

Posted by: gp at July 02, 2026 06:41 PM (Jr5Lq)

179 Shower cap girl got a few shots in.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 02, 2026 06:41 PM (VcZHb)

180 I’ve been on two cruises.

Both very small boats, fairly pricey (one of my girlfriends is in the industry, so the discount was over 50%) and exclusive, so no riff raff. We had a lovely time.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 02, 2026 06:41 PM (lSC4e)

181 We did a Carnival Cruise back in 2004. It was mediocre at best. No riots. Passable food. My wife hated it. She doesn't do well in confined situations.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 02, 2026 06:42 PM (jehhT)

182 A Canticle for Liebowitz suggests that maybe the great books should be held in remote locations and protected by people interested in maintaining civilization.
Posted by: gKWVE

Hell yeah

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 02, 2026 06:42 PM (u/wrI)

183 Not all heroes wear capes.

The Associated Press
@AP
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding is slated to begin at 5 p.m. Friday at New York’s Madison Square Garden and could last until 4 a.m. the next morning. The Associated Press is outside, even in a heat wave, to deliver the latest updates on what some are calling "America's royal wedding."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 02, 2026 06:43 PM (ndZc7)

184 Public libraries have become sewers. They don't have to keep x-rated movies because the homeless are having open sex in the comfy chairs, and they don't have to put adult books in the adult section because they are actively recruiting kids to the perverts' "lifestyle." I think most of them should be nuked from orbit, just to be certain.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 02, 2026 06:34 PM (bl07w)

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Back in '01 I was in Grand Junciton, CO for the final three months trying to win back my first love who forever broke my heart (she was a baby mama and the dude had abandoned her, so I thought I cold play the hero and become an "instant-Daddy."

Anywho, I didn't even have a computer with me, so I went to the library to look for jobs. I COULD NOT BELIEVE all those homeless scum on the library computers WATCHING Pr0n -- with children running around all over the place.

I complained to the worthless librarians, who said there wasn't anything they could do about it. I MEAN, BLOCK THE F*CKING URLs OF THE F*CKING Pr0n SITES, ASSHOLES!!! Ugh, I was so damn angry ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 02, 2026 06:43 PM (RnEyK)

185 >> I'm cooking Eggos. Barely ever have them.

NGL - Cinnamon Toast made on Eggo Waffles (instead of toast) is pretty fucking good.

Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2026 06:43 PM (TIciZ)

186 Well armed would be mass murderer.

https://tinyurl.com/3uvwdh2r

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 02, 2026 06:43 PM (ndZc7)

187 I'm disappointed in what's become of libraries, but please don't nuke them.

Posted by: gp at July 02, 2026 06:44 PM (Jr5Lq)

188 "Pope Bob has excommunicated several priest and what not because they after they ordained new Bishops without papal authority. He also declared a schiz. The excommunicated are members of a conservative, traditional wing of the religion."

The protesters (to the Divine Pope) will need a new name ... maybe "Insurrectionists", or "Pope is a Commie, we won't kiss the Ring"? Something more catchy than those.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 02, 2026 06:44 PM (vbXSk)

189 and exclusive, so no riff raff.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 02, 2026 06:41 PM (lSC4e)

Must you leave me this hanging curveball?

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2026 06:44 PM (vE0+H)

190 138 CA Sen. Scott Weiner just voted down a bill to ban registered sx offenders from office

He calls them "minor crimes"

In that they are crimes committed against minors, he his correct.

In that they are small crimes, he is not
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 02, 2026 06:30 PM (C0Nlv)

clearly he was talking about GOLD Miners! or the 49ers! yeah... that's the ticket...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2026 06:44 PM (mP0Kj)

191 The Associated Press
@AP
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding is slated to begin at 5 p.m. Friday at New York’s Madison Square Garden and could last until 4 a.m. the next morning. The Associated Press is outside, even in a heat wave, to deliver the latest updates on what some are calling "America's royal wedding."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 02, 2026 06:43 PM (ndZc7)

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I hope they name their first-born daughter "Prince."

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 02, 2026 06:44 PM (RnEyK)

192 So Newsom saw that a GOP woman advanced to a run off for State Superintendent and he fast tracked a bill through Sacramento that strips her of fiscal responsibility and instead will appoint a government official to oversee operations in the role. What a schmuck.

https://tinyurl.com/ezstasm5

Republican candidate for California State Superintendent Sonja Shaw has accused Gavin Newsom of orchestrating a sweeping power grab and leaving the office she wants to run powerless.

“Newsom couldn’t win at the ballot box, so he changed the rules. He just rammed through one of the biggest power grabs in California history,” Shaw told the California Post. “This isn’t education reform. California’s children deserve leaders who answer to the voters.”

She led the June primary with 1,737,377 votes (22.6%), finishing ahead of Richard Barrera, who received 1,557,939 votes (20.3%), according to the Associated Press. The two will advance to a runoff election in November after no candidate secured a majority in the crowded field.

Posted by: beckster at July 02, 2026 06:44 PM (kX27y)

193 Congress continues to cede power to Executive and Judiciary because all they are in it for is the graft.
Posted by: steevy at July 02, 2026 05:51 PM

Well, that, and, in our case, getting invited to the *right* parties.

Posted by: GOPe at July 02, 2026 06:45 PM (0sNs1)

194 161 I don't know if this is woke exactly but Pope Bob has excommunicated several priest and what not because they after they ordained new Bishops without papal authority. He also declared a schiz. The excommunicated are members of a conservative, traditional wing of the religion.

https://shorturl.at/E39cu

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 02, 2026 06:37 PM (ndZc7)

This makes me very sad.

Posted by: LASue at July 02, 2026 06:45 PM (lCppi)

195 I complained to the worthless librarians, who said there wasn't anything they could do about it. I MEAN, BLOCK THE F*CKING URLs OF THE F*CKING Pr0n SITES, ASSHOLES!!! Ugh, I was so damn angry ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 02, 2026 06:43 PM (RnEyK)
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But they were telling you the truth. They can't do anything about it.

This is Libland.

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2026 06:45 PM (ikSmX)

196 “This isn't a working-class movement“

“Working class’ is a Marxist phrase used by Marxists.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 02, 2026 06:46 PM (4g5V+)

197 I would be so bored on a cruise. I went to Hawaii and was bored. I need stuff to do.

Posted by: fd at July 02, 2026 06:46 PM (MWfyi)

198 so no riff raff. We had a lovely time.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 02, 2026 06:41 PM (lSC4e)

Magenta musta been disappointed...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 02, 2026 06:46 PM (mP0Kj)

199 Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze
We've been saying this for years, ever since this whole idea started to become mainstream, that liberal women and feminists were going to have to speak out and stop the erasure of their accomplishments, but they are too scared of the political mafia to do so.
_______________________________

That's not why they aren't speaking out. They are quiet because to challenge the "trangender" movement negates everything they have been spewing out of their face holes for the last six decades. They've been premising their efforts on the declaration that men and women are equal in all things. To challenge "transgenders" nulifies that nonsense and the whole feminist movement is shown for what they are. Hyperbolic liars.

Posted by: Orson at July 02, 2026 06:47 PM (dIske)

200 These democrats are evil. Demonically evil. Not just mistaken or wrongheaded but cosmically demonically evil.

Posted by: Think and act accordingly at July 02, 2026 06:47 PM (TbWk/)

201 FIFA , Swift & Kelce wedding spectacular, and, AND Khamenei's funeral all at the same time!! Goodness, how will Universe respond?!

Posted by: runner at July 02, 2026 06:47 PM (6eLrX)

202 I would be so bored on a cruise. I went to Hawaii and was bored. I need stuff to do.

Posted by: fd at July 02, 2026 06:46 PM (MWfyi)
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You think they could have throw one virgin into the volcano!

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2026 06:47 PM (ikSmX)

203 >> I would be so bored on a cruise. I went to Hawaii and was bored. I need stuff to do.

This is my problem with most people's idea of a Vacation;

Cruise Ship, Beach ... I'm bored out of my fucking mind the entire time.

Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2026 06:47 PM (TIciZ)

204 exclusive, so no riff raff.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 02, 2026 06:41 PM

Considering how things worked out, I wish I'd done this.

Posted by: zombie Dr. Frank N. Furter at July 02, 2026 06:47 PM (0sNs1)

205 "Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding is slated to begin at 5 p.m. Friday at New York’s Madison Square Garden and could last until 4 a.m. the next morning."

and new pope stand in Mamdani has declared they are not royal enough to be immune from the 78 degree limit for AC. But we shall see if it is enforced.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 02, 2026 06:47 PM (vbXSk)

206 A Canticle for Liebowitz suggests that maybe the great books should be held in remote locations and protected by people interested in maintaining civilization.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 02, 2026 06:40 PM (gKWVE)

Amazing book. Needs better dissemination, but that won't happen with these awful libraries.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 02, 2026 06:48 PM (bl07w)

207 "Cruise Ship, Beach ... I'm bored out of my fucking mind the entire time."

Concur.

Posted by: gp at July 02, 2026 06:48 PM (Jr5Lq)

208 "Pope Bob has excommunicated several priest and what not because they after they ordained new Bishops without papal authority. He also declared a schiz. The excommunicated are members of a conservative, traditional wing of the religion."

The protesters (to the Divine Pope) will need a new name ... maybe "Insurrectionists", or "Pope is a Commie, we won't kiss the Ring"? Something more catchy than those.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 02, 2026 06:44 PM (vbXSk)

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Make The Anti-Popes Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 02, 2026 06:48 PM (RnEyK)

209 "Newsom saw that a GOP woman advanced to a run off for State Superintendent and he fast tracked a bill through Sacramento that strips her of fiscal responsibility"

The Pubs continue to lose to these maniacs because they refuse to play dirty like this. That and a severe lack of feck.

Posted by: fd at July 02, 2026 06:49 PM (MWfyi)

210 Make The Anti-Popes Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 02, 2026 06:48 PM (RnEyK)
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We prefer "Alternative Popes"

Posted by: Alternative Popes at July 02, 2026 06:49 PM (ikSmX)

211 The Pubs continue to lose to these maniacs because they refuse to play dirty like this. That and a severe lack of feck.

Posted by: fd at July 02, 2026 06:49 PM (MWfyi)

The R's play plenty dirty with Trump, so they know how.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2026 06:50 PM (vE0+H)

212 More than a dozen travelers were banned from sailing with Carnival Cruise Line after fighting at the port in Miami.

Ah. Fatiguers.

Posted by: The lack of shame is unbeweavable at July 02, 2026 06:50 PM (TbWk/)

213 If I am getting on an Ocean going vessel, I'm there to catch a fish the size of a Volkswagen.

Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2026 06:50 PM (TIciZ)

214 192 So Newsom saw that a GOP woman advanced to a run off for State Superintendent and he fast tracked a bill through Sacramento that strips her of fiscal responsibility and instead will appoint a government official to oversee operations in the role. What a schmuck.

https://tinyurl.com/ezstasm5

Republican candidate for California State Superintendent Sonja Shaw has accused Gavin Newsom of orchestrating a sweeping power grab and leaving the office she wants to run powerless.

“Newsom couldn’t win at the ballot box, so he changed the rules. He just rammed through one of the biggest power grabs in California history,” Shaw told the California Post. “This isn’t education reform. California’s children deserve leaders who answer to the voters.”

She led the June primary with 1,737,377 votes (22.6%), finishing ahead of Richard Barrera, who received 1,557,939 votes (20.3%), according to the Associated Press. The two will advance to a runoff election in November after no candidate secured a majority in the crowded field.

Posted by: beckster at July 02, 2026 06:44 PM (kX27y)

Lenin's Bolshevik Party didn't crush all other competing parties by letting them win elections.

Posted by: Gref at July 02, 2026 06:51 PM (5rh/l)

215 FIFA , Swift & Kelce wedding spectacular, and, AND Khamenei's funeral all at the same time!! Goodness, how will Universe respond?!

Posted by: runner at July 02, 2026 06:47 PM (6eLrX)

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They should have combined all three events together with the Juan McCain funeral.

OUT: Throuples.
IN: Quadruples.

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 02, 2026 06:51 PM (RnEyK)

216 "Cruise Ship, Beach ... I'm bored out of my fucking mind the entire time.

Posted by: garrett"

The whole time I'm thinking about the stuff I would rather be doing at home.

Posted by: fd at July 02, 2026 06:51 PM (MWfyi)

217 "Cruise Ship, Beach ... I'm bored out of my fucking mind the entire time."

Our cruise ship is a LSD, and the beach is Iwo Jima.

Join us. You won't be bored.

Posted by: United States Marines at July 02, 2026 06:51 PM (0sNs1)

218 They represent the Government Class.

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I read that Terry Gilliam was surprised that conservatives liked his movie Brazil. That movie portrays the government bureaucracy as we see it. Why wouldn't we like it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 02, 2026 06:53 PM (ndZc7)

219 well LSD won't get you bored out your mind

Posted by: the grass is amazingly high at July 02, 2026 06:53 PM (gKWVE)

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