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Far left teacher marries Gaza rando to make him a citizen and give him the right to vote in the US.

A radical, Israel-hating California teacher claimed she married a Gaza resident online to help him gain American citizenship -- and push her pro-Palestinian agenda.
Laura Pinho, a dance teacher at Canoga Park Senior High School in California, announced her nuptials in a wild June 16 CODEPINK Zoom webinar called "Challenging Zionism In Our Schools."
When CODEPINK activist Marcy Winograd congratulated her on her marriage and asked her to share details about her life, Pinho, 51, launched into a pedantic monologue about how she only married Salem S.E. Abu Amra to advance "Palestinian rights and freedoms."
"I have power as an American citizen. I have a passport that I was just born with, and how can I live in this world if I don't make every effort to equalize the playing field on whatever way that I can," she said in the webinar, first uncovered by the North American Values Institute.
Englewood New Jersey Mayor Michael Wildes -- who is also an immigration attorney and former federal prosecutor in the Eastern District of New York -- told The Post that Pinho is playing with fire.
"She can be prosecuted criminally, brought up on federal conspiracy charges. Marriage fraud is one of the top five crimes you can perpetrate including terrorism and drugs. The fact that somebody would be foolish enough to say they actually did it makes it actionable for the federal government to investigate," Wildes said.

Marrying someone to obtain a green card is federal crime and can carry a five-year prison sentence and up to a $250,000 fine, according to the Department of Justice.
The odd couple tied the knot April 5 in Utah, which allows marriages to be conducted via Zoom, according to records posted online by the Utah County Clerk and obtained by Israeli nonprofit NGO Monitor.
Utah allows virtual marriages in which both parties aren't in the same location so long as they have secured a Utah County marriage license and provide valid ID and two witnesses, who also don't have to be physically present in the state.

By the way, she's cucking her child's father, whom she lives with.

The bride has a 5-year-old child with Derek J. Reid, 51, an improv coach who also lives at her address, according to public records.
Reid told The Post that he and Pinho were domestic partners and never officially married, and that they're currently separated and the two sleep in different rooms at the same address. He said he had no knowledge of her marriage to Abu Amra.
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"She's been radicalized -- I don't know anything about that... the crowd she runs with... I'm worried for her," Reid said.
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She claimed she first met her husband through mutual friends on Facebook and donated an undisclosed amount of money to him, and he proceeded to message her to say thanks.
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Pinho heads her school's Students for Justice in Palestine club and bragged about injecting her virulent anti-Israel politics into her dance curriculum.
She posted video from a school cultural event in which her students performed the "Dabke Dance" -- a Palestinian folk dance that has come to be associated with terrorism.
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She boasts that she steered her students into radical anti-Israel protests.
"Students have rights, powers and abilities. . . . they do the fighting, they do the protesting, and we are there to guide them. . . . that is the role that I have found as one of the co-sponsors actually for the Students for Justice in Palestine Club," she said.
Pinho has a long history of antisemitic posts on social media.

Obviously this far-left teacher is a big fan of Noted Conservative Influencer Candace Owens:

Guess the BMI of the UN's (racist, pro-Hamas) special rapporteur on "Health."

There are suspicions that Jill Biden's "book sales" were almost all coordinated purchases of the book by Biden-aligned PACs in the first hours it was available, to fake big first week sales:

streiff
@streiffredstate

no secret here. Campaigns and aligned 501c3 mass purchase books to hand out at rallies, in the case of c3, the funds are tax deductible. The book sales end up as income for the author.

Mark Hemingway
@Heminator
Just a reminder--the whole list is fake, and doesn't necessarily represent actual sales. The NYT has defended their bestseller list in court as an editorial product.

“No money for schools.” NYC has a $43 billion dollar school system whose funding has gone up as enrollment has gone down. It has the highest per-student expenditure in the nation of up to $40K a year. 28-29% of students test proficient in math and reading (NAEP). https://t.co/ohjgMMt4eT
— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) June 28, 2026

She's retconning her history of zero male interest.
— ℝ𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕥 (@rdbrewer4) June 28, 2026

Meet Scarlett Gillespie, a candidate for mayor in Hamilton, Ontario

He pretends to be a woman and uses a sock puppet his speeches

Canada is a circus pic.twitter.com/cJh14D0gyx
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) June 29, 2026

Bill Maher told JD Vance that the right has to stop claiming that an election (2020) was illegitimate because they lost.

Here’s Bill Maher’s show the day after Trump’s inauguration in 2017. They claimed Trump didn’t legitimately win. pic.twitter.com/b30U7FBaFY
— MAZE (@mazemoore) June 29, 2026

Seth Dillon
@SethDillon
He lied right to Alex's face and pretended his position is that we just don't know yet why Charlie was killed. But just days ago, he said it was "obviously" not because of his position on transgenderism. He said it was because of Charlie's evolving views on Israel. And yet here he is denying that he ever took that position. He gaslights and lies to every person who even gently challenges him.

Compilation of Tucker Carlson claiming he never said things he clearly said. pic.twitter.com/dkRFee6N3P
— Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) (@TheMilkBarTV) June 29, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM

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1 WIlllowed: DM sez tonite's moonrise at 7.56pm ET will be pretty. Look to the SE.

Posted by: gp at June 29, 2026 06:34 PM (Jr5Lq)

2 This post brought to you by the good people of Gillette.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 29, 2026 06:37 PM (CwhoI)

3 Wow
Leftists are scum
Is etm. real?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 29, 2026 06:37 PM (DoBxX)

4 Prosecute the dancing traitor and anti Semite!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2026 06:37 PM (Yl2Ob)

5 Two out of three ain't bad.

Better than what I expect out of political podcasters.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2026 06:37 PM (rbvCR)

6 Tlaleng Mofokeng. That is one seriously obese MOFO alright.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 29, 2026 06:38 PM (bl07w)

7 You know, if she brings her hubby over and he does the alans snackbar thing on her neck I wouldn't mind.

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2026 06:38 PM (YwEeS)

8 Somebody should tell those fuzzy-pitted biddies that nobody was going to talk to them anyway, and now they just stink.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 29, 2026 06:39 PM (bl07w)

9 First it was not shaving, then it's dyeing, now we're back to not shaving.

Nobody cares, feminists. Just say you aren't interested in men and go from there. It's okay.

Even if it mean you have to sacrifice your "Sexual Empowerment" and "Abortion" merit badges.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 29, 2026 06:39 PM (vJrRc)

10 Bitch be crazy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 29, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)

11 Laura Pinho, a dance teacher at Canoga Park Senior High School in California

Is Pinho short for Pin-headed Ho?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2026 06:39 PM (l3cgK)

12 I have to look this bitch up.

I bet she's a real hottie.

By the way, Hobo Acheivement Complete,
Worked for food.

My friends yard for sandwiches.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 29, 2026 06:40 PM (Sco7b)

13 Even if it mean you have to sacrifice your "Sexual Empowerment" and "Abortion" merit badges.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 29, 2026 06:39 PM (vJrRc)

Kinda hard to shout your abortion if you aren't ever going to have sex. But I guess they shout anyway.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 29, 2026 06:40 PM (bl07w)

14 You know, if she brings her hubby over and he does the alans snackbar thing on her neck I wouldn't mind.
Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2026 06:38 PM (YwEeS)

How is this different from being a passport bro? Besides one of the pair being sort of hot, I mean.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2026 06:40 PM (rbvCR)

15 All of the bitches be crazy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 29, 2026 06:40 PM (zZu0s)

16 CODEPINK activist Marcy Winograd

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Most AWFL name ever. Almost impossible so, but for it being Marcy instead of Karen.

All Power to the Winograd Soviet!!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 29, 2026 06:40 PM (BI5O2)

17 A radical, Israel-hating California teacher claimed she married a Gaza resident online to help him gain American citizenship -- and push her pro-Palestinian agenda.

Easy rejection - marriages arranged solely for immigration purposes are not valid for immigration purposes.

Immigration officials have been known to separate couples and ask them questions (a classic is "which side of the bed do you sleep on").

Since the guy isn't even in the United States, he has zero chance of getting a spousal visa to enter the United States, unless INS completely screws up.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2026 06:41 PM (aD4fx)

18 Just really agitated at some of the SC decisions and what's likely to come with the birthright citizenship case.

It's going to be a depressing 250 year American anniversary this July 4 if that goes against us. Fuck Roberts and Barrett is all I can say. Willing to destroy what's left of this country to try and earn kudos from people that would string them up if they could.

Posted by: Sharpie at June 29, 2026 06:41 PM (FjEv5)

19 >>Laura Pinho, a dance teacher at Canoga Park Senior High School in California, announced her nuptials in a wild June 16 CODEPINK Zoom webinar called "Challenging Zionism In Our Schools."

There's Neville Singham again.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2026 06:41 PM (viF8m)

20 Tucker has early Alzheimers, or he'll say anything if the money is right.

Posted by: huerfano at June 29, 2026 06:41 PM (VJX5o)

21 One must hope Laura reaps what she sews
Burka wearing slave would be nice to see

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2026 06:41 PM (Ia/+0)

22 11 Laura Pinho, a dance teacher at Canoga Park Senior High School in California

Is Pinho short for Pin-headed Ho?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 29, 2026 06:39 PM (l3cgK)

It is clear she only did this for the attention, which proves it is all a bullshit act. You don't advertise your "virtue" (such as it is) and still call it virtue, but there she is, bragging that she took one for the team.

And now she is going to jail. Too bad, so sad.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 29, 2026 06:41 PM (bl07w)

23 Pinho needs to travel to Gaza and perform her conjugal duty.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2026 06:42 PM (afJtY)

24 "Graham Platner is ahead of Collins by 2 points in new NYT poll.

One of the most intriguing details: She has a 21-point lead among non-college voters as Platner has made centering the working class the center of his campaign."

not again...

Posted by: runner at June 29, 2026 06:42 PM (gAb7M)

25 At first when scrolling past that thumbnail I thought 'Scarlett Johanssen'? But then I saw all the tattoos and general... puffiness.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 29, 2026 06:43 PM (zZu0s)

26 Darializa Avila Chevalier looks like a freaking Pixar movie character. Like this chick:

http://tiny.cc/3ku5101

Posted by: bonhomme at June 29, 2026 06:43 PM (mkw2N)

27 Before the armpit hair, that babe must have beating off the guys with a stick.

And I love the 'Look at It' on her shirt.

I respectfully decline.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 29, 2026 06:44 PM (Sco7b)

28 Regular, working class sees Platner is a frigging fraud. They better get out and vote, and not give up.

Posted by: runner at June 29, 2026 06:44 PM (gAb7M)

29 "She can be prosecuted criminally, brought up on federal conspiracy charges. Marriage fraud is one of the top five crimes you can perpetrate including terrorism and drugs. The fact that somebody would be foolish enough to say they actually did it makes it actionable for the federal government to investigate," Wildes said.
In a nutshell, she's a dumb bitch.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 29, 2026 06:44 PM (0Htd1)

30 Does Tucker not know that he is recording himself? Does he have multiple personality disorder? He contradicts himself with such conviction.

Posted by: DJ at June 29, 2026 06:45 PM (uosPt)

31 Darializa , another fraud who spent decade or there abouts on her Phee H Dee.

Posted by: runner at June 29, 2026 06:45 PM (gAb7M)

32 23 Pinho needs to travel to Gaza and perform her conjugal duty.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2026 06:42 PM (afJtY)

Pinho needs to travel to Gaza....

and stay there. If she's really down with the struggle, I mean. Otherwise she's just whistling Dixie.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 29, 2026 06:46 PM (bl07w)

33 tcn, about your son's document. That is what your Congressman is for.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2026 06:46 PM (afJtY)

34 Does Tucker not know that he is recording himself? Does he have multiple personality disorder? He contradicts himself with such conviction.
Posted by: DJ at June 29, 2026 06:45 PM (uosPt)

He has many fans. I suspect they have the same disorders as Cucker.

Posted by: runner at June 29, 2026 06:46 PM (gAb7M)

35 Since the guy isn't even in the United States, he has zero chance of getting a spousal visa to enter the United States, unless INS completely screws up.

It should be noted that she hasn't committed a Federal crime until he submits an application for a spousal visa, with her as a sponsor.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2026 06:46 PM (aD4fx)

36 N.b., on the Hot/Crazy Matrix chart, all chicks are a minimum of four (4) on the Crazy scale. Bitches like that are the reason.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 29, 2026 06:46 PM (V+4tn)

37 Never mind the hairy pits I just noticed the considerable beer belly...

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2026 06:46 PM (YwEeS)

38 Improv coach sounds like a job one of the Bluth kids would get on Arrested Development.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 29, 2026 06:46 PM (3uBP9)

39 If Pinho went to Gaze she'd be pricked more times than a pin cushion.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2026 06:48 PM (afJtY)

40 30 Does Tucker not know that he is recording himself? Does he have multiple personality disorder? He contradicts himself with such conviction.
Posted by: DJ at June 29, 2026 06:45 PM (uosPt)

He's a high functioning psychopath. He lies like he breathes. He assumes he can say whatever he likes and people will be so polite they will never challenge his veracity. As far as he is concerned, yesterday never happened.

My son is the same way, but less intelligent. If I call him on a lie, he just changes the subject or he gets belligerent. Not a great way to cope with the real world, but there ya go.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 29, 2026 06:48 PM (bl07w)

41 "By the way, she's cucking her child's father, whom she lives with."

She is a deranged leftist, but not "cucking" as I understand it. Her (fake) marriage is not about sex, just a political statement (for which she should go to prison, since it was not just a "free speech" statement, but an actual crime).

Posted by: illiniwek at June 29, 2026 06:48 PM (vbXSk)

42 Feel sorry for the 5-year old.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 29, 2026 06:49 PM (eStot)

43 All of the UN Special Rapporteurs it's like a rogues gallery of freaks, weirdos, and perverts with an international flair.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2026 06:49 PM (RIvkX)

44 33 tcn, about your son's document. That is what your Congressman is for.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2026 06:46 PM (afJtY)

Tried that too. No dice. The law is apparently quite clear.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 29, 2026 06:49 PM (bl07w)

45 Does Tucker not know that he is recording himself? Does he have multiple personality disorder? He contradicts himself with such conviction.

Kind of fascinating innit? It's like he wakes up in a whole new world every day.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 29, 2026 06:49 PM (vTZFs)

46 These are the Crazy Years.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 29, 2026 06:50 PM (kpS4V)

47 Reality is malleable to a sociopath depending on whatever they can get you to believe in the moment.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2026 06:50 PM (RIvkX)

48 Puppeteer tranny should have changed his last name to Geppetto and I'm really upset he didn't. What a missed opportunity.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 29, 2026 06:50 PM (3uBP9)

49 tcn, damn. I should have known you have researched every option.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2026 06:51 PM (afJtY)

50
6 Tlaleng Mofokeng. That is one seriously obese MOFO alright.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 29, 2026 06:38 PM

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And the standard woke whining and lying out of this land whale's pie hole. South Africa really punches above its weight in producing disgraceful evil clown politicians.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 29, 2026 06:52 PM (VWtfl)

51 A radical, Israel-hating California teacher claimed she married a Gaza resident online to help him gain American citizenship -- and push her pro-Palestinian agenda.

Announcing committing immigration fraud? Bold strategy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 29, 2026 06:52 PM (+9wcF)

52 I had a friend who lived for a few years in Carson California. Went to school with mostly black and hispanic kids. he was very white, with the Scottish surname and everything. But, he was one of those rare people blessed with a genuinely charming personality. Not the slick huckster type. he was just a legitimately nice guy. Prolly what kept him from being shanked in cafeteria.

He later moved to Colorado, and it took him some time stop punctuating his sentences with "an' shit."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at June 29, 2026 06:52 PM (0aYVJ)

53 Point of clarification, that 43B for nyc schools is for operating expenses, there are two other funds for capital expenses that total another 25B.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 29, 2026 06:53 PM (XV/Pl)

54
Is Pinho short for Pin-headed Ho?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Pinholio!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2026 06:53 PM (Cqx++)

55 >>> These are the Crazy Years.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 29, 2026 06:50 PM (kpS4V)

The beginning of, yes. Could be a few, a decade, a millennia, hard to tell without a Hari Seldon of our own.

Posted by: banana Dream - to mix scify universes at June 29, 2026 06:53 PM (3uBP9)

56 The tats look worse than the hair.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2026 06:53 PM (Cqx++)

57 "a dance teacher at Canoga Park Senior High School in California."
____________________________

How's that reading, writing and arithmetic coming in Canoga Park Senior High School? Oh, look, this school district falls within the Los Angeles Unified School District (LAUSD)...and ranks in the lower 50% of education nationwide.

Let's hope that dancing class includes a pole, because we're educating future strippers. SCHOOLS NEED MORE MONEY...to create better strippers.

Posted by: Orson at June 29, 2026 06:54 PM (dIske)

58 Trump is the Mule.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2026 06:54 PM (Cqx++)

59 OT- Clarence Thomas refuses to be baited by reporter on upcoming Supreme Court decisions. "Twitchy" site video:

https://tinyurl.com/4pvbynjs

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2026 06:55 PM (Yl2Ob)

60 In Ireland, someone burned down the final resting place of St Patrick.

Who wants to bet it was a Muslim "refugee?" If this doesn't wake the Irish up, nothing will.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 29, 2026 06:56 PM (mkw2N)

61 Etm. - "et merda"

It pays to increase your word power!

Posted by: Sunday Morning Book Thread at June 29, 2026 06:57 PM (gnNyN)

62 Darializa hasn't finished he PhD in sociology. She was studying the impact of immigration policy and deportation on people of black Latino ancestry. She's taking a big leap there, and she still can't finish it after 7 years

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 29, 2026 06:57 PM (f6yx7)

63 Monaco's first terrorist attack - a bomb critically injured an Ukrainian oligarch and his family.

The oligarch had been sanctioned by Zelensky.

Any bets who did it?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2026 06:57 PM (aD4fx)

64 DJ: "He contradicts himself with such conviction."

That is a sign of socio/psychopathy. He proffers weak to no caveats like, "I don't think I said that" or "I might've thought that but changed because ...". It's the conviction to sternly signal essentially "how dare you make such a claim and you shouldn't investigate further" that makes it so unsettling.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 29, 2026 06:58 PM (oji8u)

65 I write-off most of these commies as buffoons, but Chevalier seems genuinely dangerous to me.

Posted by: Halfhand at June 29, 2026 06:58 PM (9MUFz)

66 After Trump, the deluge.

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2026 06:59 PM (YwEeS)

67 Monaco's first terrorist attack - a bomb critically injured an Ukrainian oligarch and his family.

The oligarch had been sanctioned by Zelensky.

Any bets who did it?

==

MI6 ?

Posted by: runner at June 29, 2026 07:00 PM (gAb7M)

68 From above, "Guess the BMI of the UN's (racist, pro-Hamas) special rapporteur on "Health"

Tlaleng Mofokeng is a South African physician who is the United Nations' Special Rapporteur on the Right to Health. She campaigns for universal health access and HIV care.[1] She was named one of the BBC's 100 Women in 2021. Wikipedia

Universal health access. Heh.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 29, 2026 07:00 PM (NFX2v)

69 > She was studying the impact of immigration policy and deportation on people of black Latino ancestry.

A dissertation so worthless, it should be printed on toilet paper.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 29, 2026 07:01 PM (mkw2N)

70 >>> It's the conviction to sternly signal essentially "how dare you make such a claim and you shouldn't investigate further" that makes it so unsettling.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 29, 2026 06:58 PM (oji8u)

His enormous overinflated ego and superiority don't help either.

Posted by: DJ at June 29, 2026 07:01 PM (uosPt)

71 that's right, steevy!

no SAVE act, not-happy-fun-camps by 2030

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 29, 2026 07:02 PM (VyBeY)

72 Universal health access. Heh.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 29, 2026 07:00 PM (NFX2v)
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In her case, she needs an entire universe to provide her healthcare...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 29, 2026 07:02 PM (gnNyN)

73 MI6 ?

SVR?

GU?

SBU?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2026 07:02 PM (aD4fx)

74 We must have public schools, otherwise our young children will not be able to read and write and learn about American history. They will be illiterate and roam the streets stabbing and raping and stealing and who knows what else without our public school system...I mean...err...well...who else is going to babysit the monsters until death or prison takes them off my hands?

Posted by: New York Dumb Ass at June 29, 2026 07:03 PM (og9zY)

75 I mean, the Democrats have not even tried to hide the retribution they intend to mete out.

Posted by: steevy at June 29, 2026 07:03 PM (YwEeS)

76 Liberal women are now growing out their armpit hair so men won’t talk to them..

What? No, "I'd hit it," from the morons?
Armpit hair, crazy lady glasses, tattoos. What's not to like?

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 29, 2026 07:04 PM (0Htd1)

77 SVR?

GU?

SBU?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2026 07:02 PM (aD4fx)

No, MI6.

Posted by: runner at June 29, 2026 07:04 PM (gAb7M)

78 N.b., on the Hot/Crazy Matrix chart, all chicks are a minimum of four (4) on the Crazy scale

Errbyody crazy. Its just a matter of finding the kind of crazy that you can live with. I'm not joking we all have mental damage just like physical damage. Nobody blinks about needing glasses or having lupus, but we act like only some very few people have mental issues. WE ALL DO.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2026 07:04 PM (UZCuZ)

79 I mean, the Democrats have not even tried to hide the retribution they intend to mete out.

They started out claiming they were being forced into it Trump's "crazy unprecedented crusade to attack his political enemies" until they were buried in an avalanche of Obama- and Biden-era political attacks on enemies, particularly Biden-era.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2026 07:06 PM (UZCuZ)

80 When the last sane person leaves CA wall it off and turn off the electric to the region. Happy my granddaughter got out and her mom and stepdad are working on moving.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 29, 2026 07:06 PM (2NHgQ)

81 What? No, "I'd hit it," from the morons?
Armpit hair, crazy lady glasses, tattoos. What's not to like?
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 29, 2026 07:04 PM (0Htd1)
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The Paulo has *some* standards.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 29, 2026 07:06 PM (gnNyN)

82 The tats look worse than the hair.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2026 06:53 PM (Cqx++)

I'd say she probably could make it work if she wasnt a miserable bitch.

True for most folks, I'd say.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 29, 2026 07:06 PM (zZu0s)

83 Clip of Neville Singham on Newsmax right now.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 29, 2026 07:07 PM (3ImbR)

84 > Liberal women are now growing out their armpit hair so men won’t talk to them..

We already know to avoid them by their bad dye jobs, nose jewelry, scribble tattoos, big glasses, and gunts. I don't think the armpit hair is going to move the needle.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 29, 2026 07:07 PM (mkw2N)

85 I need a whole new vocabulary for these freaks.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2026 07:07 PM (afJtY)

86 >> I mean, the Democrats have not even tried to hide the retribution they intend to mete out.

It's not like they've been shy about it in the past.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2026 07:07 PM (viF8m)

87 I know there are some Rush fans here. I saw them in Fort Worth last night

Go see them
New drummer is legit
Geddy sounds better than he did 15 years ago
Alex is Alex

Posted by: Oh noes! at June 29, 2026 07:08 PM (+abK1)

88 Kinda hard to shout your abortion if you aren't ever going to have sex. But I guess they shout anyway.
Posted by: tcn in AK

I believe they use turkey basters.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 29, 2026 07:09 PM (0Htd1)

89 "Geddy sounds better than he did 15 years ago"

He's 'gently' screwing the cat with a jalapeño pepper.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 29, 2026 07:10 PM (zZu0s)

90 I'm surprised armpit hair chick doesn't have a septum piercing. It's kind of off-putting that she doesn't.

Also, the pit hair thing is not new for them.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 29, 2026 07:10 PM (z/ed7)

91 I write-off most of these commies as buffoons, but Chevalier seems genuinely dangerous to me.
Posted by: Halfhand at June 29, 2026 06:58 PM (9MUFz)

She goes through every day of her life hating anyone not like her and would gladly shuttle the cattle car doors closed on you as you are whisked off to the labor camp.

Her ilk ran Treblinka, the gulag camps and the farms of "Kampuchea". Evil person.

Posted by: Seen Her Type Before at June 29, 2026 07:12 PM (og9zY)

92 I believe they use turkey basters.
Posted by: nerdygirl

I just figured they lie about being pregnant so they can virtue signal by faking an abortion.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 29, 2026 07:13 PM (z/ed7)

93 Easy rejection - marriages arranged solely for immigration purposes are not valid for immigration purposes.

Immigration officials have been known to separate couples and ask them questions (a classic is "which side of the bed do you sleep on").

Since the guy isn't even in the United States, he has zero chance of getting a spousal visa to enter the United States, unless INS completely screws up.

Or, let him in for the laughs. Just keep ICE agents nearby in case he goes Aloha Snackbar on people other than his wife.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 29, 2026 07:13 PM (tUj8P)

94 Etm. Many thanks for teaching me something today, Ace.

I think that chick growing out her armpit hair has nothing to worry about regarding men talking to her. Her eyeglasses, tattoos and general hideousness are warning signs. Plus the ever present nose ring. No worries!

I'm wondering if she walks around proudly with her pits showing now. Hands up don't shoot or speak?

I feel sorry for parents of these freakoids and any boys who have to figure this out, etm. But at least there are signs!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 29, 2026 07:14 PM (hzuYO)

95 The armpit hair girl has a Trigglypuff lite thing going on

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 29, 2026 07:14 PM (f6yx7)

96 "and uses a sock puppet for his speeches" --> back in '80, i was too young to vote. my best friend would have voted for jerry brown because of the special effects he used in his speeches. one i recall had the left side of his body stretched out and fading into the background.

Posted by: anachronda at June 29, 2026 07:16 PM (sGtp+)

97 YD's rape dogs would give that pig a pass.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2026 07:17 PM (afJtY)

98 Really feeling the tattoo hate today. Oh well, i don't have the pit hair, crazy glasses, etm.. Maybe there's hope for me. (Ya, know, if I wasn't already spoken for.)

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 29, 2026 07:17 PM (z/ed7)

99 My friends just delivered TWO HUGE homemade subs they made for doing their yard.

Summer Sausage with tomatos and onions and turkey and pickles.

See, there are good sane, people in Canada. Although sock puppet dude...lol. we were one more year away from Biden delivering speeches in that manner.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 29, 2026 07:17 PM (Sco7b)

100 I saw a meme the other day that you know it's time to shave your legs when your leg hair gets split ends.

Unsure about armpit hair rules.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 29, 2026 07:18 PM (hzuYO)

101 84 > Liberal women are now growing out their armpit hair so men won’t talk to them..

We already know to avoid them by their bad dye jobs, nose jewelry, scribble tattoos, big glasses, and gunts. I don't think the armpit hair is going to move the needle.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 29, 2026 07:07 PM (mkw2N)

Simpler, its so they can say it is THEIR CHOICE by growing armpit hair that Men are not talking to them...

When actually they are just ugly, and no Men have been talking to them for a lonnngggg time.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 29, 2026 07:19 PM (mP0Kj)

102 What? No, "I'd hit it," from the morons?
Posted by: nerdygirl

waaaayyy ahead of you

Posted by: the ugly stick at June 29, 2026 07:19 PM (gKWVE)

103 100 I saw a meme the other day that you know it's time to shave your legs when your leg hair gets split ends.

Unsure about armpit hair rules.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 29, 2026 07:18 PM (hzuYO)

LOL... when X Wifey or X Lady friends would shave their legs? Unless there was some big event going, it was a sign I was gonna get laid that night.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 29, 2026 07:20 PM (mP0Kj)

104
Most AWFL name ever.

_________

Melissa White-Blanc

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2026 07:20 PM (O0L8i)

105 Rush Died When Neil Died. without HIM they are just a pair of one hit wonders.

I don't care if she is good or not. Do something original

"cough" my favorite headache "cough"

"He's 'gently' screwing the cat with a jalapeño pepper."

Ahahahahahahahhahhaha

Posted by: Ernest T Bass at June 29, 2026 07:20 PM (jrgJz)

106 Meet Tlaleng Mofokeng, the U.N. Special Rapporteur on health.

-----

She needs to go on a Mofokeng diet.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at June 29, 2026 07:20 PM (PdPYx)

107 73 MI6 ?

SVR?

GU?

SBU?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2026 07:02 PM (aD4fx)

KAOS?

Posted by: Maxwell Smart.... at June 29, 2026 07:22 PM (mP0Kj)

108 Since the guy isn't even in the United States, he has zero chance of getting a spousal visa to enter the United States, unless INS completely screws up.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 29, 2026 06:41 PM (aD4fx)

Is it wrong of me to hope that she sends him a boatload of money to do this, and then he can't get the visa, but keeps the money?

I mean, too bad for her kid, but this would make me laugh.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 29, 2026 07:22 PM (zYpTz)

109 Cave Johnson, that's the thread winner. I barley manged to swallow my bourbon while reading that. Well done.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2026 07:23 PM (afJtY)

110 California has dropped the charges on the guy who set the Palisades fire. "Not Enough Evidence".

Welp, I guess that's that then. The left can get one of their brownshirts to kill off the inhabitants of a range of land they want to seize and its all good. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: banana Dream - Eminent Domain, but first we kill you at June 29, 2026 07:23 PM (3uBP9)

111 Some tattoos can be sexy. Its all about presentation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 29, 2026 07:23 PM (zZu0s)

112 She needs to go on a Mofokeng diet.
Posted by: Cave Johnson

Oh that's good! lol

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 29, 2026 07:24 PM (z/ed7)

113 There was a muslim dude I saw on Detroit tv running for office.

Endorsed by BERNIE and the UAW.

A lot of people are too stupid to live.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 29, 2026 07:25 PM (Sco7b)

114 Vacation in Delaware at Rehoboth, Fenwick Island, Dewey Beach & get a free copy of Jill's new book, now replacing the Gideon Bible.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 29, 2026 07:25 PM (NFX2v)

115 That photo of Candance Owens brings back memories of the older Pennsylvania Turnpike Lehigh Valley Tunnel before all the renovations.

Posted by: Orson at June 29, 2026 07:25 PM (dIske)

116 This has nothing to do with immigrants marrying, but wacko all the same.

Someone my DIL knows is "separated" from her baby daddy. They are white people from MN (I know!!!). They have 3 kids, one a set of twins who are out of control. Baby daddy claims he was tricked into them. Mama told all of her dirty laundry all over the school. I honestly would have vanished before telling a soul.

Here's the issue: the mother (who is educated and attractive) does not have her name on the titles to the house or car. The car was repo'd. Somehow she coughed up money to stay in the house a bit longer.

As they are not married (common law?) there is no alimony, child support, etm. One or the other of her parents fly to help her once a month from MN. I have problems understanding why she does not move back. I admit to wanting her to. DIL feels sorry for her and is a nicer person than I am. I smile and say hi is all I can do.

I keep asking my husband how anyone could do this with a tiny grain of sense? What on earth? I was a crazy dingbat but I knew I should be married before kids and get my name on everything. Therefore I am smarter than one person on the planet.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 29, 2026 07:27 PM (hzuYO)

117 Cave Johnson, that's the thread winner. I barley manged to swallow my bourbon while reading that. Well done.

Seconded.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 29, 2026 07:28 PM (ceJ0R)

118
Paraguay defeats Germany in a penalty shootout.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 29, 2026 07:29 PM (O0L8i)

119 Notorious BFD, hi, darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at June 29, 2026 07:30 PM (afJtY)

120 Laura Pinho, a dance teacher at Canoga Park Senior High School "

There's a useful class.

Posted by: man at June 29, 2026 07:30 PM (XuXeR)

121 Hiya, BH!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 29, 2026 07:30 PM (ceJ0R)

122 All Power to the Winograd Soviet!!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 29, 2026 06:40 PM

Ah Winograd, ah Winograd, ah Winograd, ah Winograd

In the commune, the mighty commune,
The AWFLs sleep tonight.
In the commune, the mighty commune,
The AWFLs sleep tonight.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 29, 2026 07:31 PM (0sNs1)

123 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)

124 Errbyody crazy. Its just a matter of finding the kind of crazy that you can live with. I'm not joking we all have mental damage just like physical damage. Nobody blinks about needing glasses or having lupus, but we act like only some very few people have mental issues. WE ALL DO.

Ah, your Wife reads the forum too I see. Nicely done, I must say!

Posted by: Common Tater at June 29, 2026 07:32 PM (OQcP8)

125 Tlaleng Mofokeng. That is one seriously obese MOFO alright.
Posted by: tcn in AK

You should see this one MP from Wales. She's at least 400 lbs., black muslim. She's got one of those faces that are so fat you wonder how she can see out of her eyes. Oh, and she's the Minister of HEALTH!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 29, 2026 07:32 PM (l26NL)

126 we act like only some very few people have mental issues. WE ALL DO.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 29, 2026 07:04 PM (UZCuZ)

Facts!

*fistbump

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 29, 2026 07:33 PM (zYpTz)

127
Laura Pinho, a dance teacher at Canoga Park Senior High School "

There's a useful class.
Posted by: man

Maybe that's one of those FAME high schools?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 29, 2026 07:34 PM (Cqx++)

128 The MilkbarTV guy is very talented at doing these mash-up videos.

Does anybody ever challenge Tucker with those? I suppose those who interview him need to keep video clips of him handy so they can disprove him when he denies his own words.

I really do wonder what happened to him. He just sailed right around the bend and crashed through the guardrail.

Posted by: bluebell at June 29, 2026 07:35 PM (afFes)

129 LOL... when X Wifey or X Lady friends would shave their legs? Unless there was some big event going, it was a sign I was gonna get laid that night.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 29, 2026 07:20 PM

So X Wifey had her lady friends shave their legs as an indirect signal? That implies a high degree of observational talent on your part!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 29, 2026 07:36 PM (0sNs1)

130 60.In Ireland, someone burned down the final resting place of St Patrick.

Who wants to bet it was a Muslim "refugee?" If this doesn't wake the Irish up, nothing will.

Posted by: bonhomme

Can't make a lot of money off St. Patrick. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Ireland's tribute to the 44th U.S. President is the Barack Obama Plaza, located in Moneygall, County Offaly, on the M7 Dublin-Limerick motorway. It is a unique highway rest stop featuring an Irish-American visitor center, a mini-museum dedicated to Obama’s ancestral roots in the town, and bronze statues of the Obamas. was erected following their famous 2011 visit to the village.

Coffee bars, EV charging stations, Papa John's, etc. It's a hoot.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 29, 2026 07:37 PM (NFX2v)

131 Regardless of futile protestations, on the Hot/Crazy chart, Chicks always start out at a minimum of four (4). Deal

Posted by: Common Tater at June 29, 2026 07:38 PM (OQcP8)

132 Tlaleng Mofokeng, the U.N. Special Rapporteur on health is silent on the health of Israelis but very loud about the health of Gazans.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2026 07:38 PM (RIvkX)

133 Yeah... I'm sure the cis-whatevers tell her to shave her disgusting body all the time.

Normies don't talk to fat ugly cunts like her, and they never have, and that's why she's an internet mutant now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 29, 2026 07:44 PM (BI5O2)

134 Nood

Cage

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 29, 2026 07:49 PM (Sco7b)

135 Cafe

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 29, 2026 07:49 PM (Sco7b)

136 Tcn, further to what you and 44 and 33 describe, we had a similar experience with my wife, who was born in Germany in 1955 to 2 US citizens, her father was stationed in Germany as an Army colonel. She had a German birth certificate, plus a State Department naturalization certificate when they moved back to the States in 1957, when she was 2 years old.

In order to get a passport last year, as you describe, we were required to send originals to the State Department. I was VERY hesitant, since these were 60+ year old documents that could never be reproduced. I finally bit the bullet, because my wife really wanted to go on this international trip. I sent the originals to the State Department with her passport application by registered mail, and lo and behold, they were sent back within a month by registered mail and the passport was approved!

Purely anecdotal, and every situation is different, but I was for once impressed by the Federal Government!

Posted by: jayhawkone at June 29, 2026 08:37 PM (QSaoA)

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