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Sunday Overnight Open Thread - June 28, 2026 [Doof]

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Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Sunday ONT. Hope your weekend has been a good one. Open thread, as always. Fashion and music, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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So it's Sunday. First day of the week. Ever wonder why we have seven days in a week? Of course you have!

Why Is a Week 7 Days?

The seven-day week is so deeply baked into modern life that it feels almost inevitable. Workdays, weekends, school schedules, streaming release dates — nearly everything runs on the same seven-day rhythm. But there’s nothing especially natural about a week. Unlike a year, a month, or a day, it doesn’t neatly correspond to a major astronomical event.

While a year is tied to Earth’s orbit around the sun, a month is roughly one full cycle of moon phases, and a day is one rotation of Earth on its axis, the length of a week isn’t cut and dry. So why is it seven days instead of, say, five, eight, or 12?

The seven-day week has endured for thousands of years, surviving empires, revolutions, religious shifts, and even a few determined attempts to replace it. Its origins lie in a mix of astronomy, astrology, religion, and ancient practicality — with a healthy dose of historical debate.

Check out the whole thing. Be a history nerd!

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My predecessor as Sunday Night ONT host would often feature a "Genius Award Winner" segment. I'd like to foray into those waters tonight.

Man Uses Massage Gun on His Eyes with Disastrous Consequences

Doctors Niamh O’Connell ‍‍and Ashraf Khan were shocked when the unnamed patient showed up at an eye treatment center in the Scottish capital, because both of his eyes were in terrible shape. His right eye had multiple retinal tears, widespread retinal bruising, and a condition called retinal dialysis, while the left eye also had significant retinal bruising and six small horseshoe tears.

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Left without a real explanation, the doctors asked the patient about anything “untoward involving the eyes,” and that was when he reluctantly told them that he had been using a percussive massage gun both around and directly on both eyes, on a weekly basis, for around three months. He hadn’t noticed anything unusual until a few days prior to his visit to the eye treatment center, when he started seeing floaters and flashing lights in his right eye.

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The young patient reportedly used the massage gun on his eyes to relieve the feeling of tiredness, but the percussive action had unintended consequences. The massage gun is believed to have rapidly compressed the eyeballs back, causing them to squish out from the sides, leading to retinal dialysis.

How'd I do, Mis Hum?

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Moron approved behavior


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Fake but accurate


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The Sophie Cunningham finger pointing meme is not going away any time soon!


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'Ette Couture (Courtesy of Piper)

It's that time of the week - when we turn the ONT over to our good friend Piper for a bit. Here's this week's fashion pr0n.

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The Evolution of Eyeglasses

Eyeglasses have transformed dramatically over eight centuries from clunky medieval tools reserved for scholars to sleek, high-tech accessories.

Long before modern spectacles, people experimented with magnification. Ancient Romans and Greeks used polished crystals or water-filled globes as simple magnifiers. In China, smoky quartz panes served as early eye protection as far back as the 12th century.

The first true wearable eyeglasses emerged in northern Italy around 1286–1290. These “rivet spectacles” featured two convex lenses set in frames connected by a rivet at the bridge. Worn by balancing them on the nose or holding them by hand, they primarily were used by scholars for reading.

The 18th century introduced temple glasses with side arms. However, many preferred discreet handheld styles like lorgnettes, elegant opera glasses with a handle. Monocles emerged as a sophisticated accessory for the upper class. Benjamin Franklin’s bifocals (around 1784) added functionality.

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Mass production made glasses more accessible. Pince-nez (“pinch the nose” became hugely popular; spring-loaded clips gripped the nose without temples. Often attached to a chain or cord, they projected an intellectual or bourgeois image. Monocles reinforced upper-class sophistication. Glasses increasingly signaled education and refinement.

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The 20th century marked the true shift from medical necessity to style statement.

1920s–1930s:

Round metal or tortoiseshell frames dominated, evoking the Jazz Age and intellectual chic. Women began wearing them more openly as fashion accessories.

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1940s–1950s:

Browline frames (half-rim with prominent upper plastic or horn) became iconic for men, think Buddy Holly, projecting a smart, modern masculinity. For women, dramatic cat-eye frames symbolized femininity and confidence. Audrey Hepburn and Marilyn Monroe helped popularize upswept, playful shapes

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1960s:

Round wire-rim or teashade glasses exploded with the counterculture movement. John Lennon’s round frames became synonymous with peace, rebellion, and artistic expression. Oversized and geometric shapes also emerged.

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1970s:

Aviator styles exuded cool, adventurous masculinity. Oversized square or geometric frames captured the disco era. Sunglasses trends heavily influenced ophthalmic eyewear.

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1980s:

Large, colorful plastic frames dominated, think bright reds, neons, and geometric shapes. They matched the era’s bold power suits and shoulder pads. Oversized was in for both men and women.

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Late 20th to Early 21st Century:

Designer brands (Gucci, Chanel, Ray-Ban) turned glasses into luxury items. The 1990s favored thin metal frames and minimalist looks, while the 2000s saw hipster revivals of round and Wayfarer styles.

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And in 2026? Oversized and architectural frames dominate, but with more thoughtful proportions than previous years. Expect deep bevels, volumetric acetate, thick fronts, and sculptural details that play with light and shadow. These create strong presence while remaining wearable.

The palette leans toward calm sophistication with new neutrals taking center stage:

Soft sage, sand, dusty rose, powdery olive, and slate metallics

Warm tortoise remains a perennial favorite

Tone-on-tone combinations (frame and lens in harmonious shades) create refined cohesion

Bold accents appear as pops: rich reds, teals, purples, and metallic shines.

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Current trends build on historical evolution: the cat-eye glamour of the 1950s, the counterculture rounds of the 1960s, and the bold plastics of the 1980s all echo in today’s revivals, now elevated with better materials, comfort, and technology - something that is a discussion topic on it’s own.


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Thanks, Piper!

Don't forget to check out Piper's X page.


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DJ Doof - Memphis Edition

I heard one of these songs on SiriusXM Classic Rewind today. So Memphis gets the call tonight!





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Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 28, 2026 10:10 PM (ZAfEX)

2 Doof! Piper! ONT!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at June 28, 2026 10:10 PM (xVpNO)

3 umph

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 28, 2026 10:10 PM (VQ0bX)

4 Yeah

Posted by: Rex B at June 28, 2026 10:10 PM (rgnea)

5 I was told that if I voted for the fascists the ONTs would run on time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2026 10:10 PM (u/oMr)

6 YAY ONT!!! Now for the content!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 28, 2026 10:10 PM (ZAfEX)

7 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 28, 2026 10:10 PM (SRRAx)

8 Thank you Doof!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 28, 2026 10:10 PM (B0dAE)

9 Hi everyone! Hope a good Sunday was had by all.

Posted by: Piper at June 28, 2026 10:10 PM (Wmg4n)

10 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2026 10:11 PM (+/hEQ)

11 4th, but got detoured by King Harv.

Posted by: Rex B at June 28, 2026 10:11 PM (rgnea)

12 Sorry I'm late, I could only find left-foot socks.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 28, 2026 10:11 PM (PMi3m)

13 I decked the house out today with bunting and I made a wreath. We are ready for the 260th!

Posted by: Piper at June 28, 2026 10:12 PM (Wmg4n)

14
Jamie Dimon, on dealing with the government.

@ 28:00 - > ~34:40

https://tinyurl.com/y3cmaz95

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 28, 2026 10:14 PM (VQ0bX)

15 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 28, 2026 10:15 PM (+9wcF)

16 I like the bigger eyeglass frames - mostly because I can actually SEE THINGS with them....🙄🙄🙄

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 28, 2026 10:15 PM (SRRAx)

17
Naughty librarian glasses >>> Monster bug-eye glasses

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2026 10:15 PM (O0L8i)

18 I decked the house out today with bunting and I made a wreath. We are ready for the 260th!
Posted by: Piper at June 28, 2026 10:12 PM (Wmg4n)


Wow - you are very proactive! 10 years early?!?

Posted by: Doof at June 28, 2026 10:15 PM (QMAsf)

19 We are ready for the 260th!

Now that's some impressive advance planning!

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at June 28, 2026 10:16 PM (JH34D)

20 11 4th, but got detoured by King Harv.

Posted by: Rex B
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You're not supposed to smoke it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 28, 2026 10:16 PM (VQ0bX)

21 I decked the house out today with bunting and I made a wreath. We are ready for the 260th!

Piper's always at least ten years ahead of the rest of us.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 28, 2026 10:16 PM (+9wcF)

22 >Browline frames (half-rim with prominent upper plastic or horn) became iconic for men
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that's what I have
call them my 'church glasses'

Posted by: Don Black at June 28, 2026 10:17 PM (ZxPkt)

23 https://x.com/fft1776/status/2071331062790197696?s=10

Cigar?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2026 10:17 PM (u/oMr)

24 I read it all.

Posted by: free tibet at June 28, 2026 10:18 PM (iNp3L)

25 Thank you Disco and Piper. Good evening Horde!

Posted by: TRex - future's so bright, gotta wear shades dino at June 28, 2026 10:18 PM (IQ6Gq)

26 That piano intro into All The Way From Memphis is a classic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2026 10:18 PM (1z8ji)

27 18 I decked the house out today with bunting and I made a wreath. We are ready for the 260th!
Posted by: Piper at June 28, 2026 10:12 PM (Wmg4n)

Wow - you are very proactive! 10 years early?!?
Posted by: Doof at June 28, 2026 10:15 PM (QMAsf

Better than 10 years late!

Maybe I should put my glasses on…

Posted by: Piper at June 28, 2026 10:18 PM (Wmg4n)

28 "Good evening good people." - Tonypete.

Hey, what about the rest of us???

Posted by: PabloD at June 28, 2026 10:19 PM (byoW7)

29 Not sure if this real or not:

https://tinyurl.com/32x3tffh

Citizen Vigilante 2?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 28, 2026 10:19 PM (+9wcF)

30 Eyeglasses fashion is limited when you're a male of significant hat size. "Choose from these rectangular-ish wire frames in one of 3, or possibly even 4, strikingly similar styles."

Or try to wear glasses for a person with a normal-sized head with the bows..... bowed out. Looks kinda silly.

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2026 10:19 PM (VHUov)

31 Thanks for the swell Sunday Night ONT, Doof!

And thanks to Piper for the eyewear fashion article. Entertaining and interesting.

Great photo up top. What an inviting place to watch the sunset.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 28, 2026 10:20 PM (D/6p1)

32 Hey, what about the rest of us???
Posted by: PabloD at June 28, 2026 10:19 PM (byoW7)

There's a moose at the door keeping us out.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 28, 2026 10:21 PM (1Ff7Z)

33 Sorry I'm late, I could only find left-foot socks.
Posted by: tankdemon


I have some Adidas socks that only have the logo printed on one side of the ankle. So they are left- and right-footed. They're actually kind of annoying.

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)

34 Greetings from the Rush concert in Ft Worth. It's intermission. Unbelievable show. If you have a chance to see them., GO

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 28, 2026 10:22 PM (/4R5g)

35 A fashion segment about glasses without Elton John making an appearance?

Posted by: tankdemon at June 28, 2026 10:22 PM (PMi3m)

36 Howdy, horde!

Thanks for the ONT, Doof & Piper!

Doof, check your spam folder. I sent pics of the poster. Could try re-take(s) if those are not suitable.

Posted by: JQ at June 28, 2026 10:22 PM (rdVOm)

37 I have worn glasses for most of my adult life. I do not like them. When I was younger I could not afford lasik. Now that I am past 29, I think, what's the point?

My next set of glasses will not be bi-focals. Why? Because they are useless. I take my glasses off to read my computer monitors. So what's the point? Single lens next time.

All that aside, I loathe eyeglasses to make one look smart, or edumacated. Stupid Hollyweird posers. Blech!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at June 28, 2026 10:23 PM (0aYVJ)

38 13 I decked the house out today with bunting and I made a wreath. We are ready for the 260th!
Posted by: Piper at June 28, 2026 10:12 PM (Wmg4n)

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The Mistress Cicero has amassed a large cache of patriotic-themed red white and blue effluvia which shall be used to festoon the tiny ship for the advent of the annual Dinghy Wars next Saturday in the local harbor. Let no one say that Cicero is not First in the Shart of His Countrymen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2026 10:23 PM (u/oMr)

39 Piper's always at least ten years ahead of the rest of us.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 28, 2026 10:16 PM (+9wcF)


Time must go a lot faster in the afterlife

Posted by: Doof at June 28, 2026 10:23 PM (QMAsf)

40 Good Sunday to all.

Love that Marc Cohn song!

Only once in Memphis in college. Tried tequila (to kill you) for the first time with very bad results.

This song is great!!!

My first pair of eyeglasses, 5th grade,was a disaster. Mother picked out cat eye glasses and sort of flesh toned and hideous because I was only 10yrs and my eyes were dilated.

Thank God for contact lens at age 16yrs! Until Then I only wore them in class. If I did not know the color of shirt you wore that day I probably did not say hi.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 28, 2026 10:23 PM (hzuYO)

41 36 Howdy, horde!

Thanks for the ONT, Doof & Piper!

Doof, check your spam folder. I sent pics of the poster. Could try re-take(s) if those are not suitable.
Posted by: JQ at June 28, 2026 10:22

This reminds me, I have something from Teresa I need to include next week!

Posted by: Piper at June 28, 2026 10:24 PM (Wmg4n)

42 I liked the “cats eye” grandma glasses the ladies wore in the 1960’s. Often or usually paired with those thin scarf things worn in their hair.

Skinny or straight ties looked nice. I’m not sure what happened, but sometime in the late 1960s and 1970s fat, garish ties and polyester prevailed, along with stupid hairstyles. The past is a different country, so the saying goes. But the 1970s were a different planet.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 28, 2026 10:24 PM (Ul5sO)

43 I had a pair of those Sunsensor glasses in the 70's. They did indeed darken in the sun but the problem with them was that they never really cleared when you were indoors. They always had a yellow tinge to them.

Posted by: Tuna at June 28, 2026 10:24 PM (lJ0H4)

44 Doof, check your spam folder. I sent pics of the poster. Could try re-take(s) if those are not suitable.
Posted by: JQ at June 28, 2026 10:22 PM (rdVOm)


Email received. I should be able to work with the photos. Thanks!

Posted by: Doof at June 28, 2026 10:25 PM (QMAsf)

45 Don't fall for it, Ace! It's a trap!

https://tinyurl.com/4zd3pxr5

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2026 10:25 PM (Riz8t)

46 Greetings from the Rush concert in Ft Worth. It's intermission. Unbelievable show. If you have a chance to see them., GO
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 28, 2026 10:22 PM (/4R5g)


Very nice! I still have 2 months to wait.

Posted by: Doof at June 28, 2026 10:26 PM (QMAsf)

47 Nerd glasses, with white tape.

Posted by: Nerd at June 28, 2026 10:26 PM (Q+gd/)

48 Jamie Dimon, on dealing with the government.

@ 28:00 - > ~34:40

https://tinyurl.com/y3cmaz95
Posted by: Braenyard

BECAUSE of governmental policies and asholishness, I spent more time dealing with Legal & Compliance than actually doing the work I was hired to do at JPMC.

Point of interest: The phone operators at JPMC are as good as the While House operators - they can find anyone, anytime, anywhere in the world with only a few minutes notice. No kidding, they are that good.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2026 10:27 PM (+/hEQ)

49
My last pair of glasses I said no coatings, no photochromic lens. I did not want to see through a sepia haze.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2026 10:27 PM (O0L8i)

50 Greetings from the Rush concert in Ft Worth. It's intermission. Unbelievable show. If you have a chance to see them., GO
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 28, 2026 10:22 PM (/4R5g)

I am not prone to jealousy, but, dang, I want so much to see Rush live. I had a chance to see them in 1982 on the Signals tour, but Dad refused to let me go. I've mentioned this before, but he had a strange aversion to rock and, or roll. Afraid I would get hopped up on goofballs or something.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at June 28, 2026 10:27 PM (0aYVJ)

51 Piper. Great essay on eyeglasses. Somewhere I still have my round gold frames from the late 60's.

Doof, as usual a great picture suitable for counting blessings.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 28, 2026 10:27 PM (u82oZ)

52 Walkin in Memphis.

What a great song. Thanks, Doof!

And any of you who remember grammie winger, please, she’s in bad shape. If you can contact bluebell for her contact info and send a card, that would be lovely. I also have that info if it’s easier to ping me.

She’s a sweet lady and it would be wonderful if she had an outpouring of love.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 28, 2026 10:27 PM (oOE08)

53 My next set of glasses will not be bi-focals. Why? Because they are useless. I take my glasses off to read my computer monitors. So what's the point? Single lens next time.

All that aside, I loathe eyeglasses to make one look smart, or edumacated. Stupid Hollyweird posers. Blech!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at June 28, 2026 10:23 PM (0aYVJ)

Discover that you have a cataract. Get refractive lens replacement. Use dollar store readers for real close work, go without otherwise. Win!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2026 10:28 PM (1z8ji)

54 I had a pair of those Sunsensor glasses in the 70's. They did indeed darken in the sun but the problem with them was that they never really cleared when you were indoors. They always had a yellow tinge to them.
Posted by: Tuna


They weren't much better in the '90s.

Chemical reactions are moderated by temperature. Wear them outside in the -25F in the winter, and they don't clear up until they also warm up. So, ~15 minutes to clear up indoors. I called them my John Lennon glasses and never bought a pair again. Carrying a separate pair of sunglasses is fine.

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2026 10:28 PM (VHUov)

55 Two recent inventions that are great - those dental floss pick thingies sold in bags of 50 (chinesium dental floss is major shit anyhow, so just in time)

And - inexpensive, non-prescription safety/sunglasses with a selection of various diopter grades for reading or magnification. These work great, often found on a rack at better hardware stores.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 28, 2026 10:28 PM (Ul5sO)

56 Naughty librarian glasses >>> Monster bug-eye glasses
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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*nods in agreement*

Thanks for the ONT Disco. And the fashion Piper.

Posted by: scampydog at June 28, 2026 10:28 PM (41CYW)

57 Nurse, sorry to read about grammie winger. I remember her from years ago and pray for her comfort and peace.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 28, 2026 10:29 PM (hzuYO)

58 Discover that you have a cataract. Get refractive lens replacement. Use dollar store readers for real close work, go without otherwise. Win!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


That has worked for both of my parents. I'll get it done in another 15-20 years when my lenses go to sh-t.

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2026 10:30 PM (VHUov)

59 51 Piper. Great essay on eyeglasses. Somewhere I still have my round gold frames from the late 60's.

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I admit to being partial to Ray-Ban aviators in the late 70s, but in my defense I was actually an aviator back then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2026 10:30 PM (u/oMr)

60
My Ray-Bans:

Wayfarer
Clubmaster
Predator
Balorama

Posted by: Don Black at June 28, 2026 10:30 PM (ZxPkt)

61 Large frame glasses are stupid and ridiculous. They are not attractive.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 28, 2026 10:31 PM (fkjGs)

62 Instead of boomer or Gen X, we should call ourselves Bicentennials. We went through Viet Nam loss, Watergate, gas lines with alternate days and paper shortage in '70. But we were still proud of our history and nation.
I am a Bicentennial!

Posted by: Enola Gay Pride at June 28, 2026 10:31 PM (mHOKe)

63 Email received. I should be able to work with the photos. Thanks!
Posted by: Doof

Oh, good I was unable to find a non-glare poster frame, so tried very hard to not have reflections! Pity the frame itself was cut out a bit.. Again, I can get & send other pics if you want.

Posted by: JQ at June 28, 2026 10:31 PM (rdVOm)

64 Doof, I believe Mis Hum would approve of your Genius Award Winner this evening!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 28, 2026 10:31 PM (D/6p1)

65 Eyeglasses on dames:
1920s - 1930s
1940s - 1950s

Yowza! Tres sexy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2026 10:31 PM (wVcYX)

66 61 Large frame glasses are stupid and ridiculous. They are not attractive.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 28, 2026 10:31 PM (fkjGs)

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Lew Wasserman sez wha-a-a-at???

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2026 10:32 PM (u/oMr)

67
Had laser done because of cataracts. No problems.

Her Majesty had laser done because of cataracts. Three rounds and she still has problems.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2026 10:32 PM (O0L8i)

68 It's worth mentioning that one no longer needs to go to the store to see how a pair of glasses will look on your face. There are many online purveyors who will use your computer's camera to superimpose the glasses on your face. Sure, they're scraping your image, but it still makes the process much easier. There is no longer the need to endure nose oils from all the preceding tryers-on.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2026 10:32 PM (Riz8t)

69 My Ray-Bans:

Wayfarer
Clubmaster
Predator
Balorama


Do you swim in your swimming pool full of money?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2026 10:34 PM (Riz8t)

70 "The Evolution of Eyeglasses"

Eyeglasses? You mean that fad among the children? Seems a foolish extravagance. There are better alternatives:

https://tinyurl.com/3sx2j6u3

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 28, 2026 10:34 PM (w/O5Q)

71 The Nick Shirley doing the Sophie Cunningham point mashup cracked me up.

Nice find!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 28, 2026 10:34 PM (wVcYX)

72 Shopping for eyeglass frames was easy, if I wore my contacts, LOL. Otherwise... not so much fun.

Posted by: JQ at June 28, 2026 10:34 PM (rdVOm)

73 There are many online purveyors who will use your computer's camera to superimpose the glasses on your face. Sure, they're scraping your image, but it still makes the process much easier. There is no longer the need to endure nose oils from all the preceding tryers-on.

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You youngsters and your "apps."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2026 10:34 PM (u/oMr)

74 61 Large frame glasses are stupid and ridiculous. They are not attractive.

I generally agree, but that is particularly true of the big, black, chunky looking monstrosities popular now. I'm sure it's supposed to be ironic or some such nonsense.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2026 10:35 PM (Riz8t)

75 Monocle!

Posted by: Col. Wilhelm Klink at June 28, 2026 10:36 PM (wVcYX)

76
Do check out the near-full (99.3%) Moon tonight. It's the lowest of the year, rising and setting about as far south as it gets. This is due to an 18.6 nodal precession cycle. Anyway the Moon's orbit is inclined close to the maximum, about 28.5 degrees it can get. The peak of that 18.6 year cycle was around Dec. 2024, but it's slow, and because of the timing/alignment of the full Moon points, this month is about as low as it was in June of last year.

It's also near apogee, so this is a micromoon. A low, small Moon.

While you could tell the difference in size if a big perigee full moon was next to a micromoon right there in sky, the difference is otherwise not noticeable. Anyway, low on the horizon near rise and set, it will looming large and yellow.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 28, 2026 10:36 PM (w6EFb)

77 Monocle!

That's a Springfield thing.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2026 10:37 PM (Riz8t)

78 They weren't much better in the '90s.

Chemical reactions are moderated by temperature. Wear them outside in the -25F in the winter, and they don't clear up until they also warm up. So, ~15 minutes to clear up indoors. I called them my John Lennon glasses and never bought a pair again. Carrying a separate pair of sunglasses is fine.
Posted by: mikeski

My current sunglasses have Transition lenses in them. They do clear totally indoors. We'll see how they react to cold temps this winter.

Posted by: Tuna at June 28, 2026 10:37 PM (lJ0H4)

79 KLINK! WHO ISS ZISS MAN!!!

Posted by: Maj. Hochstetter at June 28, 2026 10:37 PM (u/oMr)

80 Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey celebrated "Somali Independence Day" today. I assume instead of the regular U.S. Independence Day.

He said, "When they come for one of us, they come for all of us!" ICE Operation Metro Surge resulted in the arrest of 4000 Somali illegals.

Frey had previously stated that he "didn't think [the federal] fraud investigations added value to our commuity."

Posted by: mnw at June 28, 2026 10:37 PM (RCjYY)

81 Monocle!
Posted by: Col. Wilhelm Klink at June 28, 2026 10:36 PM (wVcYX)

Binnacle!

Posted by: Captain Ahab at June 28, 2026 10:39 PM (1z8ji)

82 80 Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey celebrated "Somali Independence Day" today. I assume instead of the regular U.S. Independence Day.

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Fuck that steaming America-hating piece of shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2026 10:39 PM (u/oMr)

83 Frey had previously stated that he "didn't think [the federal] fraud investigations added value to our commuity."

Yeah, well, I don't think you add any value to America, yet here you are.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2026 10:39 PM (Riz8t)

84 >Do you swim in your swimming pool full of money?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 28, 2026 10:34 PM (Riz8t)
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c'mon, that's less than $1000 over the years
spent way more on guns and electronics and motorcycle stuff

Posted by: Don Black at June 28, 2026 10:39 PM (ZxPkt)

85 It's also near apogee, so this is a micromoon. A low, small Moon.
Posted by: publius


I already told you! I was in the pool!

Posted by: The Moon at June 28, 2026 10:40 PM (VHUov)

86 While you could tell the difference in size if a big perigee full moon was next to a micromoon right there in sky, the difference is otherwise not noticeable. Anyway, low on the horizon near rise and set, it will looming large and yellow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 28, 2026 10:36 PM (w6EFb)

No Moon viewing here tonight. 10/10 cloud cover, and it must be stacked deep. Rained a shitload today.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2026 10:41 PM (1z8ji)

87 My current sunglasses have Transition lenses in them. They do clear totally indoors. We'll see how they react to cold temps this winter.
Posted by: Tuna


Hopefully they've improved in the ~35 years since I had them.

Wait, I'm only 29, I better check my math.....

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2026 10:42 PM (VHUov)

88 Publius!

How’s momma?

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 28, 2026 10:42 PM (yEz+x)

89 I thought it was interesting how the big frames kept reappearing throughout the ages. Nothing new under the sun!

Posted by: Piper at June 28, 2026 10:42 PM (OoFl2)

90 No Moon viewing here tonight. 10/10 cloud cover, and it must be stacked deep. Rained a shitload today.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2026 10:41 PM (1z8ji)
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Rain

*sigh*

I remember that.

Water falling from the sky, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2026 10:42 PM (u/oMr)

91 Nice tunes - my favorite Memphis one though is John Hiatt's Memphis in the Meantime, with the mention of the Rendezous - first time I heard the song it was "hey, I had some great dry rub ribs there - cool".

Posted by: Patches at June 28, 2026 10:42 PM (338iJ)

92 - 70+ comments and no takers yet on the 7 day week?
**sigh**
Exodus 20:8-11
The fourth commandment.

Posted by: TeeJ at June 28, 2026 10:42 PM (xI6JS)

93 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 28, 2026 10:42 PM (sAmhv)

94 >> No Moon viewing here tonight. 10/10 cloud cover,

Bummer. I forget what you said your current latitude was the other night, but you're high enough that it would be pretty low, rising/setting pretty darn southward. A low loom.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 28, 2026 10:43 PM (w6EFb)

95 Evening, Horde!

On the days of the week, I thought there was also some evidence that pulse rate is normally 'slower' every 7th day (which may or may not align with Sunday? Or might be a different 7th day for each person? IDK)

Posted by: RandomDave at June 28, 2026 10:44 PM (aJQbY)

96 Round/oval wire-rimmed glasses (regular sized) on a good looking woman is one of my turn-ons.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 28, 2026 10:44 PM (g8Ew8)

97
Why Is a Week 7 Days?

_________

Why is an hour sixty minutes? Why is a day 24 hours? Why is a year 365 days? They should all be converted to metric! We need a government diktat to shove it down everyone's throat! Experts agree!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2026 10:44 PM (O0L8i)

98 Piper bringing the eyewear fashion!
Love it.

Would probably enjoy a primer on women's footwear - always a chasm of mystery to the unfairer sex.

Speaking of Memphis - being stuck inside of Mobile can have a certain effect:

https://youtu.be/3kh6K_-a0c4

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 28, 2026 10:44 PM (2Ez/1)

99 Weird how sunglasses are cool no matter what but regular glasses can be uncool for the most part.

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2026 10:44 PM (04gcy)

100 Nice tunes - my favorite Memphis one though is John Hiatt's Memphis in the Meantime, with the mention of the Rendezous - first time I heard the song it was "hey, I had some great dry rub ribs there - cool".
Posted by: Patches at June 28, 2026 10:42 PM (338iJ)

That is a cool tune. I wonder if Millennials know what a Codeaphone is?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2026 10:44 PM (1z8ji)

101 >>>Lew Wasserman sez wha-a-a-at???

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

>One thing is for certain; you can see how small and petite these celebrity women are when the frames are so frigging huge on their faces. Tiny women.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 28, 2026 10:44 PM (fkjGs)

102 He said, "When they come for one of us, they come for all of us!"

Your terms are acceptable!

Posted by: RandomDave at June 28, 2026 10:46 PM (aJQbY)

103 70+ comments and no takers yet on the 7 day week?
**sigh**
Exodus 20:8-11
The fourth commandment.
Posted by: TeeJ


That's in the article, after some woke hogwash about the Babylonians inventing it. A vanished culture says what?

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2026 10:46 PM (VHUov)

104 Bummer. I forget what you said your current latitude was the other night, but you're high enough that it would be pretty low, rising/setting pretty darn southward. A low loom.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 28, 2026 10:43 PM (w6EFb)

I am at about 51N. Moon was pretty low in the sky when I last saw it, maybe 2 days ago.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2026 10:46 PM (1z8ji)

105 Round/oval wire-rimmed glasses (regular sized) on a good looking woman is one of my turn-ons.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 28, 2026 10:44 PM (g8Ew

I think the good looking part is the controlling factor. Or do tgd same glasses on an unattractive woman make her more attractive?

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2026 10:46 PM (04gcy)

106 96 Round/oval wire-rimmed glasses (regular sized) on a good looking woman is one of my turn-ons.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 28, 2026 10:44 PM (g8Ew

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Ditto a chain mail corset.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2026 10:46 PM (u/oMr)

107 >> How’s momma?

She's in good spirits (she usually is). They've been pumping her full of lasix, and she's pee'd out a bunch. Her kidney function was a concern, but at this point, with the fluid build up on her lungs, they've got to get that down, and just hope it's not too bad for her kidney function.

Her blood pressure is still on the high side, but not quite as bad as it was yesterday. Her heart rhythm is showing afib, and she's throwing PVCs every so often, but nothing really bad. Her heart is 96 years old, and is just flat wearing out. No heart disease in the usual sense we think of it, just old age wearing it out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 28, 2026 10:47 PM (w6EFb)

108 Evening Horde thx Doof
All the Way from Memphis is a great song. Changed the lyric from "spade" to "dude". Wonder why?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 28, 2026 10:48 PM (f6yx7)

109
Speaking of Memphis - being stuck inside of Mobile can have a certain effect:

https://youtu.be/3kh6K_-a0c4
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 28, 2026 10:44

I forgot about that song, it’s funny when songs mention where you live.

Posted by: Piper at June 28, 2026 10:49 PM (Wmg4n)

110 What? No mention of those oh-so-fashionable glasses like my dear departed Aunt Helen wore back in the 50's/60's. Don't recall what they're called. Wing-shaped with rhinestones. Tried an image search, but didn't find any quite as ugly.

This ONT is off to a good start. Hello you rascally radicals. And doofy folk.

*ponders* *checks wictionary*

doof
noun
1. A type of music with pronounced bass typically associated with the modified car scene; doof-doof.
2. An outdoor dance party, held in bushland in a remote area or on the outskirts of a city.
3. A simpleton.

I did not know that.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Embrace the power of 'and'?? at June 28, 2026 10:49 PM (C8pEi)

111 34 Greetings from the Rush concert in Ft Worth. It's intermission. Unbelievable show. If you have a chance to see them., GO

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 28, 2026 10:22 PM (/4R5g)


Seconded! As I mentioned yesterday, if you are a fan and able to scare up the dough for the tix, you really must go.

Posted by: goozer at June 28, 2026 10:49 PM (eTh1u)

112
Ha, ha. Yankees score two in the 9th to tie and two in the 10th to go ahead and they still lose, 5-4.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2026 10:50 PM (O0L8i)

113 I missed the food thread because the spawn was at a team gun cleaning thing. We did discuss eyewear while there.
I have a friend smoking a brisket for me for the fourth he makes an amazing Texas style smoked brisket.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 28, 2026 10:50 PM (VCgbV)

114 Back in the 70's there were a style of spectacles that were very sought after, and rarely acquired. They advertised everywhere, and promised a unique experience.


X-RAY SPECS !!!!!

https://tinyurl.com/2tt2w64x

(Not to be confused with a knock-off brand promising that you could see through womens clothes.)

Posted by: Orson at June 28, 2026 10:50 PM (dIske)

115 Left without a real explanation

I wonder what demographic this person is from. What's the cause of their ignorance?

Posted by: GWB at June 28, 2026 10:51 PM (kU0PQ)

116 >> I already told you! I was in the pool!

It's okay, size doesn't matter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 28, 2026 10:51 PM (w6EFb)

117 Memphis edition:

youtu.be/0968f0VWvd8

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 28, 2026 10:51 PM (sAmhv)

118 107

That's tough reading. Thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: mnw at June 28, 2026 10:52 PM (RCjYY)

119 Sophia Loren... yum.

Posted by: GWB at June 28, 2026 10:53 PM (kU0PQ)

120 114 Back in the 70's there were a style of spectacles that were very sought after, and rarely acquired. They advertised everywhere, and promised a unique experience.


X-RAY SPECS !!!!!

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Seems like Meta could update this concept to good economic effect.

Just spitballin' here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2026 10:53 PM (6/7Fs)

121 @107 publius, prayers for momma

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 28, 2026 10:53 PM (f6yx7)

122
(Not to be confused with a knock-off brand promising that you could see through womens clothes.)

Posted by: Orson at June 28, 2026 10:50 PM (dIske)

__________

I suppose when you're a young, horny boy that has some appeal, but being 29 and looking at people nowadays, the thought makes me want to woof.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2026 10:54 PM (O0L8i)

123 >> I am at about 51N. Moon was pretty low in the sky when I last saw it

Transit would peak at just a little over 10 degrees there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 28, 2026 10:55 PM (w6EFb)

124 Ian Hunter is 87. Saw him in the 90s when he was in his sixties
Great show.
Mick Ralphs died last year at 81.
Mott was a very underrated band

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 28, 2026 10:55 PM (f6yx7)

125 (Not to be confused with a knock-off brand promising that you could see through womens clothes.)
Posted by: Orson

I suppose when you're a young, horny boy that has some appeal, but being 29 and looking at people nowadays, the thought makes me want to woof.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Like a portable nudist beach. Ain't nobody wanna see that.

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2026 10:55 PM (VHUov)

126 Then again, they promised a personal submarine to interested parties in the back pages of Boys Life Magazine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2026 10:55 PM (6/7Fs)

127 Muslim invader in Germany giving answers in Arabic that we'd all pretty much expect:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdnvKc8nT-k

There is a nasty civil war going on in Sudan, and just this month, an estimated 60,000 people lost their lives when a major city was captured by the rebels. We should ship these invaders to the Sudan and let them fend for themselves. (Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQEO13vevpQ )

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at June 28, 2026 10:58 PM (ifT/p)

128 My only contribution to the eyeglasses discussion:

From "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes":

Marilyn Monroe: "I like men who wear glasses with big thick lenses!"

Jane Russell: "REALLY? Why?"

Marilyn: "Because you know how their eyes get that way? It's from reading all that little tiny print in the Wall Street Journal."

Posted by: mnw at June 28, 2026 10:58 PM (RCjYY)

129 https://x.com/i/status/2071331062790197696
Cigar?
Posted by: Cicero

“Trump degrades what it means to be American” ~ Chelsea Clinton

Just how utterly clueless must she be to not realize that with her parents (allegedly) this is not a message she should be making!!😒

Posted by: mindful webworker - Embrace the power of 'and'?? at June 28, 2026 10:58 PM (C8pEi)

130 I suppose when you're a young, horny boy that has some appeal, but being 29 and looking at people nowadays, the thought makes me want to woof.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

When I lived in Hawaii, I hosted my lil sis for a week on her spring break from HS. She *demanded* that we go to Waikiki beach. Ok, so we went to the beach & slathered on our sunscreen and watched.

Hahaha, I think she was expecting to see a bunch of hot young guys. Um, noooo... old wrinkly dudes in Speedos and land-whales in string bikinis. Yikes!

Posted by: JQ at June 28, 2026 10:58 PM (rdVOm)

131 1). I wear round, tortoiseshell frames ... did wear RayBan Aviators in high school and college, but found the round, tortoiseshell frames a better look for my face.

2) If you find yourself in downtown Cleveland, go see the Arcade in person, it's a very interesting landmark in the city.

Posted by: browndog says woof at June 28, 2026 10:58 PM (3sXRv)

132 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at June 28, 2026 10:59 PM (77rzZ)

133 Transit would peak at just a little over 10 degrees there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 28, 2026 10:55 PM (w6EFb)

Well, I just went outside to water the lawn, and Lo! And behold! There was a patch of blue sky nearly overhead. But still socked in solid around the horizon in all directions.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2026 10:59 PM (1z8ji)

134 Its origins lie in a mix of astronomy, astrology, religion, and ancient practicality — with a healthy dose of historical debate.
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12 month year, 24 hour day, 7 day week; wheels within wheels.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 28, 2026 11:00 PM (VQ0bX)

135 Treated myself many years ago to a pair of Serengeti sunglasses. Nowadays, it's the "el cheapo" models.

Posted by: scampydog at June 28, 2026 11:01 PM (41CYW)

136 The 2nd woman in glasses is absolutely gorgeous.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 28, 2026 11:02 PM (DZ9Lv)

137 Noah Kahan's fans seem not to be housebroken. One of them at his concert dropped a couple deuces and kicked them under someone else's seat, but someone caught the crime
youtu.be/FWm5vAA_798
tl;dr, use the potty.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 28, 2026 11:02 PM (gKWVE)

138 Sofia Loren has probably been the most beautiful woman alive for many decades. Even today, she looks gorgeous.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 28, 2026 11:03 PM (CHHv1)

139 129

Last I heard, and I'm not gonna bother to check, Chelsea was married to an uber-liberal PA DEM congressman.

Posted by: mnw at June 28, 2026 11:04 PM (RCjYY)

140 That's in the article, after some woke hogwash about the Babylonians inventing it. A vanished culture says what?
Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2026 10:46 PM (VHUov

It mentions how the Germanic cultures used the names of Norse gods, but glosses over how they just took the Roman names and made direct substitutions.
Mars’ Day became Tiw’s Day, but it’s still Martes in Spanish . Mercury’s Day became Wodens Day, but back there it’s still Miercoles.

And I cannot understand why English kept Saturns Day, rather than going with some version of Sabboth like Sabado. Pretty pagan move there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2026 11:04 PM (ub99y)

141 “Trump degrades what it means to be American” ~ Chelsea Clinton

Just how utterly clueless must she be to not realize that with her parents (allegedly) this is not a message she should be making!!😒
Posted by: mindful webworker - Embrace the power of 'and'?? at June 28, 2026 10:58 PM (C8pEi)

The shit apple does not fall far from the shit tree.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2026 11:04 PM (1z8ji)

142 Sorry I'm late. My M13/40 was lost in the Egyptian desert.

Thanks go out to the wonderful moron who suggested Cross Over for the Mac. My Steam games are working, including Panzer Corps 2.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 28, 2026 11:05 PM (qx7Zg)

143
Last I heard, and I'm not gonna bother to check, Chelsea was married to an uber-liberal PA DEM congressman.
Posted by: mnw at June 28, 2026 11:04 PM (RCjYY)

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I don't really keep track, but I thought she married some stuffed shirt hedge fund trader with a spectacularly mediocre record of success.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2026 11:07 PM (6/7Fs)

144 Amy Carter, Chelsea Clinton or... suicide?

Door #3, please.

Posted by: mnw at June 28, 2026 11:07 PM (RCjYY)

145 Glasses instantly raise a chick’s hotness factor by like something like 50 points, provided that she’s otherwise attractive.

Posted by: Bulg at June 28, 2026 11:07 PM (77rzZ)

146 nose oils? cooties you mean

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 28, 2026 11:07 PM (75T1J)

147 What GWB said at 119.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2026 11:08 PM (2WIwB)

148 >> Its origins lie in a mix of astronomy, astrology, religion, and ancient practicality

The history of this is indeed fascinating and complex.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 28, 2026 11:08 PM (w6EFb)

149 >> publius, prayers for momma

Thank you all.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 28, 2026 11:09 PM (w6EFb)

150 143

I might be confusing her with Amy Carter. ONE or the other married a DEM congressman from PA with a hyphenated name.

Posted by: mnw at June 28, 2026 11:09 PM (RCjYY)

151 The history of this is indeed fascinating and complex.

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Are we talking Zoroastrianism now? Because I have some opinions.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2026 11:09 PM (6/7Fs)

152 138 Yeah, Sofia Loren is still hubba hubba, even in her 90s.

Posted by: Bulg at June 28, 2026 11:10 PM (77rzZ)

153 >>>“Trump degrades what it means to be American” ~ Chelsea Clinton

Just how utterly clueless must she be to not realize that with her parents (allegedly) this is not a message she should be making!!😒

Posted by: mindful webworker - Embrace the power of 'and'??

>Chelsea is a garden slug with a plastic surgeon. What does she possibly have to contribute civilization?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 28, 2026 11:10 PM (fkjGs)

154 Chelsea is a garden slug with a plastic surgeon. What does she possibly have to contribute civilization?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone


The "before" picture?

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2026 11:11 PM (VHUov)

155 >“Trump degrades what it means to be American” ~ Chelsea Clinton

Just how utterly clueless must she be to not realize that with her parents (allegedly) this is not a message she should be making!!😒

Posted by: mindful webworker - Embrace the power of 'and'??

Diddling your intern with a cigar in the Oval Office and lying about it to the entire country is not at all degrading.

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2026 11:12 PM (04gcy)

156 76
Do check out the near-full (99.3%) Moon tonight. It's the lowest of the year, rising and setting about as far south as it gets. This is due to an 18.6 nodal precession cycle. Anyway the Moon's orbit is inclined close to the maximum, about 28.5 degrees it can get. The peak of that 18.6 year cycle was around Dec. 2024, but it's slow, and because of the timing/alignment of the full Moon points, this month is about as low as it was in June of last year.”

Looking at it right now! Always love to see it. I remember times when it’s come up due east, but tonight it’s shining through the pecan tree on the far south side of my yard.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2026 11:13 PM (ub99y)

157 Chelsea is a garden slug with a plastic surgeon. What does she possibly have to contribute civilization?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

The "before" picture?
Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2026 11:11 PM (VHUov)

... to induce vomiting.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 28, 2026 11:13 PM (qx7Zg)

158 Trump degrades what it means to be American” ~ Chelsea Clinton

Just how utterly clueless must she be to not realize that with her parents (allegedly) this is not a message she should be making!!😒
Posted by: mindful webworker - Embrace the power of 'and'?? at June 28, 2026 10:58 PM (C8pEi)

What she said is a truly, fundamental stupid thing to have said.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2026 11:13 PM (2WIwB)

159 Chelsea used to get herself arrested Protesting Wealth and Social Injustice!

If she married a hedge fund manager, her views must've... evolved.

Posted by: mnw at June 28, 2026 11:13 PM (RCjYY)

160 I wonder who the hottest presidential daughter has been…

Posted by: Bulg at June 28, 2026 11:13 PM (77rzZ)

161 70+ comments and no takers yet on the 7 day week?
**sigh**
Exodus 20:8-11
The fourth commandment.

Posted by: TeeJ at June 28, 2026 10:42 PM (xI6JS)
-

SOURCE: Genesis 1.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 28, 2026 11:13 PM (5UTWB)

162 Diddling your intern with a cigar in the Oval Office and lying about it to the entire country is not at all degrading.
Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2026 11:12 PM (04gcy)

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To be fair, the boys weren't exactly breaking down the doors to date Lewinsky, so you could see the cigar episode as an act of Christian charity.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2026 11:15 PM (6/7Fs)

163 >>>“Trump degrades what it means to be American” ~ Chelsea Clinton

Dafuq would SHE know about what being an American *means*?

Posted by: JQ at June 28, 2026 11:15 PM (rdVOm)

164 160

Trump's daughter Kai checks in.

Posted by: mnw at June 28, 2026 11:15 PM (RCjYY)

165 Would love to check out the moon, but it won’t be dark for another two hours and it’s overcast.

Not suppposef to get out of the low 70s all week.


Neener Neener Neener.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 28, 2026 11:17 PM (qFEQT)

166 And I cannot understand why English kept Saturns Day, rather than going with some version of Sabboth like Sabado. Pretty pagan move there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2026 11:04 PM (ub99y)
-

Sabado
In the park
I think it was the 4th of July.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 28, 2026 11:17 PM (5UTWB)

167 162 Monica Lewinsky was a beautiful young woman, though. Too bad Billy Jeff ruined her for all other guys, though.

Posted by: Bulg at June 28, 2026 11:17 PM (77rzZ)

168 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 28, 2026 11:15 PM (6/7Fs

Hah. She actually is much better looking now than when she was in her 20's .

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2026 11:17 PM (04gcy)

169 Trump's daughter Kai checks in.
Posted by: mnw at June 28, 2026 11:15 PM (RCjYY)

Granddaughter

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2026 11:19 PM (04gcy)

170 >>>Round wire-rim or teashade glasses exploded with the counterculture movement.
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On the road he said, Brae, look in the glove box, see the leather packet, take it out. He said it as if it were a precious stone. I took it out and handed it to him. I was a black snakeskin case. He opened it and took out tiny gold wire framed blue glasses. He thought he had levitated to the next level.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 28, 2026 11:19 PM (VQ0bX)

171 Trump's daughter Kai checks in.
Posted by: mnw


Cutie, but 47's granddaughter, not daughter.

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2026 11:20 PM (VHUov)

172 169

I don't check stuff. If my memory is wrong, then it's wrong.

It's kind of a point of pride.

Posted by: mnw at June 28, 2026 11:20 PM (RCjYY)

173 34 Greetings from the Rush concert in Ft Worth. It's intermission. Unbelievable show. If you have a chance to see them., GO
Posted by: screaming in digital



Groovy! My days of loud concerts are over. My hearing is already jacked up. Glad they sound great but RUSH is the GREATEST ROCK BAND EVEH!!!! I will wait for the concert CD/DVD.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 28, 2026 11:20 PM (sAmhv)

174 Cool and overcast here. Chance of rain again.

Gotta keep the heat at bay. I like it.

Looks to be sunny and hot on Independence Day weekend. Good with that too.
God Bless America.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at June 28, 2026 11:21 PM (0aYVJ)

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