DHS General Counsel: It's Closing Time. Haitians Don't Have to Go Home, But They Can't Stay Here

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

NEW: I asked DHS General Counsel James Percival if DHS will allow a grace period for the 300,000+ Haitians who are having their TPS terminated to leave the country, or will arrests and deportations begin immediately?
"It's closing time, they don't have to go home, but they can't stay," Percival said.
He urged the Haitians to use the CBP Home app and take advantage of a $2,600 payment to self deport instead of being subjected to ICE arrest & detention.
@DHSGenCounsel

“The T in TPS stands for temporary…It is closing time. You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here. The good news is it’s not too late to get a $2,600 check and a free flight home.” @DHSGenCounsel https://t.co/YGo3uuNvrE pic.twitter.com/JDClLseFgA
— Homeland Security (@DHSgov) June 26, 2026

Immigration promoters claim it's not safe to send them back to Haiti, because the aftershocks of that 1993 earthquake are still being felt.

But this is yet another lie. They didn't come from Haiti. Most of the Haitians let into the United States took shelter in other third-party countries, but then tore up their documentation to make asylum claims in America.

Jessica Vaughan
@JessicaV_CIS
A large share of Haitians (and Cubans & Venezuelans) who were allowed in under Biden did not come from their home countries but from 3rd countries like Chile, Brazil and Spain, where they had residency & work permits. So they can return there if they don't want to go home.

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
100% correct. When I was at the Del Rio, TX Haitian bridge camp in 2021, many of the Haitians told me they had been living in Chile & Brazil for years before coming to the US illegally for economic (not safety) reasons. The Haitians were dumping & tearing up their Chilean documents at the river's edge hide this fact from the US so it wouldn't hurt their fraudulent asylum claims.
The idea that all these Haitians came directly from Haiti after an earthquake or assassination is false. Many of them were living happily and safely for years in South America until Biden's open border policies became too attractive to pass up. Others also flew into the US via Biden's CHNV mass parole program which was supposed to be for only 2 year humanitarian parole grants. Of course, most never left.

100% correct. When I was at the Del Rio, TX Haitian bridge camp in 2021, many of the Haitians told me they had been living in Chile & Brazil for years before coming to the US illegally for economic (not safety) reasons. The Haitians were dumping & tearing up their Chilean… https://t.co/KbbX55bKda pic.twitter.com/okEZkjRoqI
— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) June 26, 2026

Happy Friday!

It's a slow news day and a lot of these items are going to be meh.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM

Comments

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1 Well... Bye.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 26, 2026 12:10 PM (rii+a)

2 MHGA.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2026 12:11 PM (oUQlg)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:11 PM (2YhKe)

4 There are currently firefights between Marines and Haitians at our embassy there.

Are those fights linked with the decision to kick these temporary parasites out?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 26, 2026 12:11 PM (rii+a)

5 1 Well... Bye.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 26, 2026 12:10 PM (rii+a)

Do let the door hit you on the way out...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 26, 2026 12:11 PM (SbjuD)

6 Barbeque needs food.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:11 PM (2YhKe)

7 Whoaaaa. Haitians know how to work the system (rather than improve their home)? Mind blown!
Imagine if Haitians put this savvy to work on fixing, I dunno, part of a Caribbean island. That place would be awesome!

Posted by: gKWVE at June 26, 2026 12:12 PM (gKWVE)

8 There are currently firefights between Marines and Haitians at our embassy there.

Are those fights linked with the decision to kick these temporary parasites out?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 26, 2026 12:11 PM (rii+a)

FAKE NEWS!!!

I can't read dates on nes articles. The firefights were last year.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 26, 2026 12:12 PM (rii+a)

9 Send them to France. Haiti is THEIR mess, after all.

Posted by: weew at June 26, 2026 12:12 PM (9TspW)

10 300,000 x $2,600 = $780,000,000. That can help rebuild a place like Haiti when spent by industrious and forward-looking people.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 26, 2026 12:12 PM (DZ9Lv)

11 Don't let the screen door hitcha... on the way out

Posted by: man at June 26, 2026 12:12 PM (XuXeR)

12 It's a slow news day and a lot of these items are going to be meh.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM

As opposed to?

I'm kidding....I'm a kidder.

Congrats on getting through the first post of the day unscathed!

*raises glass*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:13 PM (2YhKe)

13 Ace:

But this is yet another lie. They didn't come from Haiti. Most of the Haitians let into the United States took shelter in other third-party countries, but then tore up their documentation to make asylum claims in America.
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Huh, learn something new every day.

Posted by: WisRich at June 26, 2026 12:13 PM (G0vdT)

14 No so fast scotus and potus.
I run things around here and I say they can stay after all.

/ Hawaiian Judge, soon

Posted by: Heroq at June 26, 2026 12:13 PM (5ZewQ)

15 It’s Pride Match Day for the eurofag kickball tournament here in Seattle!

Iran vs Egypt.

Starts at 8pm PST. I will be home with popcorn and Irish. Whoot!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 26, 2026 12:13 PM (F0VZ9)

16 That place would be awesome!"

Haiti - Home of Pulled Long Pork BBQ!

Posted by: man at June 26, 2026 12:14 PM (XuXeR)

17 Mandani says he will protect them and the Syrians in NYC... I suggest they head there now

Posted by: It's me donna at June 26, 2026 12:14 PM (SbjuD)

18 Are those fights linked with the decision to kick these temporary parasites out?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 26, 2026 12:11 PM (rii+a)

One thing the SPLC lear'ed to do was to leverage their cash wisely.
Pay some grand dragon fresh outta the joint, still with a dab of Ed Norton's poo on his unit, maybe $150000 to hang some flyers and make a fool of hisself. Now all the news outlets show this ex-con's ugly tatted mug all over the US. Watch the donations and grants flow in.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 26, 2026 12:14 PM (gKWVE)

19 Ace, maybe you could favor us with a crow update on this slow news day.

Posted by: Bulg at June 26, 2026 12:14 PM (77rzZ)

20 Don't let the screen door hitcha... on the way out
Posted by: man at June 26, 2026 12:12 PM (XuXeR)

....where the good Lord splitcha.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:14 PM (2YhKe)

21 Don't let the door hit your skinny ass on the way out...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 26, 2026 12:15 PM (jehhT)

22 Did I vote for this?

You're damned right I did.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 26, 2026 12:15 PM (wtvvX)

23
Iran vs Egypt.

Starts at 8pm PST. I will be home with popcorn and Irish. Whoot!
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 26, 2026 12:13 PM (F0VZ9)

Will the arena be flying the pride flag? Will they have a tranny parade at halftime?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:15 PM (2YhKe)

24 "[A] lot of these items are going to be meh."

Oh, I don't know about that! Today is the only World Cup game that I am interested in - the Pride Game between Iran and Egypt!

Wonder what the tie-breaker would be for a Pride Game?

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at June 26, 2026 12:15 PM (Vpqw1)

25 Aww come on now... Haiti is a beautiful and safe country, you racist racists!

Posted by: Conan O'Brien at June 26, 2026 12:15 PM (9TspW)

26 I've always hated Semisonic. They were better when they were Trip Shakespeare.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 26, 2026 12:16 PM (bNf8H)

27
Imagine if Haitians put this savvy to work on fixing, I dunno, part of a Caribbean island. That place would be awesome!
Posted by: gKWVE

================

This is always the way with lefties and lazies. Just appropriate someone else's hard-won stuff instead of building your own.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2026 12:16 PM (XJ22o)

28 I don't understand, Haiti is fine! Bill and Hillary fixed it after the earthquake! Just like Hillary and Barak fixed Libya after that minor unpleasantness with Kaddafi. Or like Chicago, imagine just how bad Chicago would be if Barak had not spent all that time and effort organizing it in the 90's. There might be gunfights in the streets!

Posted by: JB1000 at June 26, 2026 12:16 PM (Lv8NC)

29 where the good Lord splitcha."

It's the smoke of a distant fire....

Posted by: man at June 26, 2026 12:16 PM (XuXeR)

30 I wonder when the Supreme Court birthright butt-fucking decision will come down?

Posted by: Richard Cranium at June 26, 2026 12:17 PM (yV23c)

31 Wonder what the tie-breaker would be for a Pride Game"

Penalty kicks.

Posted by: man at June 26, 2026 12:17 PM (XuXeR)

32 Aww come on now... Haiti is a beautiful and safe country, you racist racists!
Posted by: Conan O'Brien at June 26, 2026 12:15 PM (9TspW)

F*ck off.......

Posted by: Dominican Republic at June 26, 2026 12:17 PM (2YhKe)

33 Thought of this song when I read this post: "Closing Time" by Semisonic.

https://tinyurl.com/4tckurb5

IIRC, the double meaning of this song is about childbirth, about the kiddo being "bounced" from the womb.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 26, 2026 12:17 PM (KKMoa)

34 Can't we just take all of Elons money and give it to them?

Posted by: Pawl at June 26, 2026 12:17 PM (H9Cla)

35 "Immigration promoters claim it's not safe to send them back to Haiti, because the aftershocks of that 1993 earthquake are still being felt."

"INORITE?"

-- Dude buried under Vesuvius eruption

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 26, 2026 12:18 PM (iFTx/)

36 birthright butt-fucking decision"

"Send whatever comes out to Princeton"

/old joke

Posted by: man at June 26, 2026 12:18 PM (XuXeR)

37 Do they have a tower set up for penalty kicks?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2026 12:18 PM (oUQlg)

38 Pride game halftime show will be a bi-athlon

Posted by: 496 at June 26, 2026 12:18 PM (ot8Q5)

39 "If too many Haitians flood home, the island of Hispaniola will tip over! This is straight-up genocide ..."

/obligatory Hank Johnson, certified genus

Posted by: ShainS at June 26, 2026 12:18 PM (t/lcw)

40 Who will eat the dogs?
Who will eat the cats?

Posted by: torabora at June 26, 2026 12:18 PM (KtOUo)

41 23
Iran vs Egypt.

Starts at 8pm PST. I will be home with popcorn and Irish. Whoot!
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 26, 2026 12:13 PM (F0VZ9)

Will the arena be flying the pride flag? Will they have a tranny parade at halftime?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:15 PM (2YhKe)

Please let their be drag queens and assless chaps in the stands.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 26, 2026 12:18 PM (wtvvX)

42 Mamdami sez sending the Haitians back to Haiti, Chili, or France puts their freedom in jeopardy.

Pardon? How is their freedom in jeopardy?

http://tiny.cc/j3p5101

Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2026 12:18 PM (mkw2N)

43 Hey I know. Get your Haitian shit together, clean up your capital city and local beaches. Throw in 4 cruise docks and have 20,000 tourists a day show up and dump port fees and cash into your economy.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 26, 2026 12:19 PM (+BtIE)

44 Haitians were always the worst of the worst, imho. Somali's are the most outrageous fraudsters, but the Haitans are savages.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2026 12:19 PM (edUvp)

45 Didn't everything fall down in 93 because there was no mortar between the bricks?

Posted by: Reforger at June 26, 2026 12:19 PM (mTPps)

46 We need trials to determine the nation of origin of anyone being deported, to verify their TPS was actually terminated. How can we tell these are not actually Koreans or Poles without giving them a trial? Docket the calendar for May 2047, for setting a trial date.

Posted by: Sparkle at June 26, 2026 12:19 PM (wGerL)

47 Everyone knows THAT one Semisonic song. Their better hit is Singing in My Sleep. Not sure if it’s even a hit. But it’s a great song.

Also THAT song is about the birth of the singer’s baby. His wife was pregnant when he wrote it. Listen to the song knowing that and the lyrics all take on a new meaning.

Posted by: Heroq at June 26, 2026 12:19 PM (5ZewQ)

48
Mandani says he will protect them and the Syrians in NYC... I suggest they head there now
Posted by: It's me donna

===============

Good suggestion. After a couple hundred are rounded up and detained, ICE should hold a press conference and thank their partner, Mayor Mamdani, for his good work in concentrating the illegal population in one area to make law enforcement easier.

BWAHAHA

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2026 12:19 PM (XJ22o)

49 Are any Amuricans in the stands?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2026 12:19 PM (oUQlg)

50 Willowed:

Speaking of furriners in the US...

I watched the US/Turkey soccer game last night.

Not a big soccer guy so I might have this wrong but it looked like the (probably)muslim ref from Algeria had his thumb on the scales for the (probably) muslim Turkey team.

Almost every time the US got momentum near the net, he whistled them for offsides, which often looked pretty questionable.

To be fair though, the TurkaaaaaYYYYs, played with much more enthusiasm and aggression than the US team. They clearly wanted the win while the US was kind of ambivalent to go by their play last night.

Anyway, now that people were paying attention, this was the US Team's chance to show everyone how good the were and up the opinion in the US of Soccer.

They didn't.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 26, 2026 12:20 PM (iJfKG)

51
Plus, 'stache Bolton just plead guilty to one count of mishandling classified intel, felony charge with over $2M fine and 60 months possible prison time.

Ha, ha! Trump's settling family business, Corleone-style.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2026 12:20 PM (y9nCu)

52 300,000 x $2,600 = $780,000,000. That can help rebuild a place like Haiti when spent by industrious and forward-looking people.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 26, 2026 12:12 PM (DZ9Lv)

There's always a catch, eh?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2026 12:20 PM (1z8ji)

53 42 Mamdami sez sending the Haitians back to Haiti, Chili, or France puts their freedom in jeopardy.

Pardon? How is their freedom in jeopardy?

http://tiny.cc/j3p5101

Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2026 12:18 PM (mkw2N)

Again with the leftists varing more about non citizens than you know actual citizens.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 26, 2026 12:20 PM (+BtIE)

54 24 "[A] lot of these items are going to be meh."

Oh, I don't know about that! Today is the only World Cup game that I am interested in - the Pride Game between Iran and Egypt!

Wonder what the tie-breaker would be for a Pride Game?

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at June 26, 2026 12:15 PM (Vpqw1)

First team to 69 wins.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 26, 2026 12:21 PM (wtvvX)

55 Over-under on when Semisonic starts whining that DHS is using the lyrics to their song? I know nothing about the band other than they played the song 7 million times a day in the late 1990s. But I assume they're all whiny commie effetes.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 26, 2026 12:21 PM (iFTx/)

56 Mamdami sez sending the Haitians back to Haiti, Chili, or France puts their freedom in jeopardy.

Um......that's not how this works. They left a country and illegally entered an actual free country.

They stole freedom they weren't entitled to, so they put themselves in jeopardy.

F*cking communist asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:21 PM (2YhKe)

57 Afternoon Ace.
People screaming at the Haitian eviction are the same dummies who said Somalis helped this country. Somalis and Haitians couldn't build there own countries

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 26, 2026 12:21 PM (ik64N)

58 The Algerian ref might as well have been wearing a Turkeeeaaaahhhh jersey. It’s was disgusting.

Posted by: Heroq at June 26, 2026 12:21 PM (5ZewQ)

59 How did the US manage to tie Turkey?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2026 12:22 PM (oUQlg)

60 Who will eat the dogs?
Who will eat the cats?
Posted by: torabora at June 26, 2026 12:18 PM

We right heah, you know.

Posted by: Dodgy Chinese Restaurants at June 26, 2026 12:22 PM (Wnv9h)

61 Anyway, now that people were paying attention, this was the US Team's chance to show everyone how good the were and up the opinion in the US of Soccer.

They didn't.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 26, 2026 12:20 PM (iJfKG)

They also sat nearly half of their starting lineup to save them for the knockout rounds.

You were watching America's JV team play the Turkish varsity squad.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 26, 2026 12:22 PM (rii+a)

62 We need more ICE officers because we have a lot more that have to leave.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 26, 2026 12:23 PM (XHO5P)

63
Not a big soccer guy so I might have this wrong but it looked like the (probably)muslim ref from Algeria had his thumb on the scales for the (probably) muslim Turkey team.

Almost every time the US got momentum near the net, he whistled them for offsides, which often looked pretty questionable.

Offside is called by a side judge, not the official on the field. They would likely not have influence on the calls unless of course the did the typical islhamic thing and threatened to blow up his family if he didn't conform to demands.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:23 PM (2YhKe)

64 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
TGIF

There must be a Leftist Hell Hkle who will keep them from leaving

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2026 12:23 PM (sgkY8)

65 Haitians turning Mamdani into a zombie would be an improvement.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 26, 2026 12:23 PM (CmCN0)

66 If any 18+ hot, biologically female Haitians need a place to stay, I have room.

I keep the house cold.

Bring your girlfriends.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 26, 2026 12:24 PM (Sco7b)

67 Moving to NYC puts one's freedom (and life) in jeopardy

Posted by: weew at June 26, 2026 12:24 PM (9TspW)

68 Happy Friday!
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Good man!

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:24 PM (Fi81e)

69 "Send them to France. Haiti is THEIR mess, after all."

Not really. When every Frenchman was killed in the Slave Revolt, France their hands of it.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 26, 2026 12:24 PM (qFwJc)

70 Thought of this song when I read this post: "Closing Time" by Semisonic.

https://tinyurl.com/4tckurb5

Ugh, that song sucks.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:24 PM (2YhKe)

71 $2,600 in Haiti could get them a nice wooden shack.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 26, 2026 12:24 PM (CmCN0)

72 Pride game halftime show will be a bi-athlon

Posted by: 496 at June 26, 2026 12:18 PM (ot8Q5)

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Have there been any Hawaiian Iron-trans competitions yet?

/Envisions trying to iron pleats into hula grass skirts ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 26, 2026 12:24 PM (t/lcw)

73 Six Pack To Go is a better closing time tune.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 26, 2026 12:24 PM (XvL8K)

74 Get ready for all the sob stories...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 26, 2026 12:24 PM (SbjuD)

75 Haitians turning Mamdani into a zombie would be an improvement.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 26, 2026 12:23 PM (CmCN0)
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Mamzombie.

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:24 PM (Fi81e)

76 Lock them up someplace to keep them safe.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2026 12:25 PM (oUQlg)

77 Thought of this song when I read this post: "Closing Time" by Semisonic.

https://tinyurl.com/4tckurb5

Ugh, that song sucks.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:24 PM (2YhKe)
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It does not.

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:25 PM (Fi81e)

78 66 If any 18+ hot, biologically female Haitians need a place to stay, I have room.

I keep the house cold.

Bring your girlfriends.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 26, 2026 12:24 PM (Sco7b)

Dangerous proposition, my friend.

You'll wake up screaming in pain with at least your Staff of Decadence and possibly other organs removed and sacrificed to the dark gods.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 26, 2026 12:25 PM (KKMoa)

79 Haitians turning Mamdani into a zombie would be an improvement.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 26, 2026 12:23 PM (CmCN0)
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Mamzombie.

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:24 PM (Fi81e)

Zomdami.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 26, 2026 12:25 PM (rii+a)

80 Anyway, now that people were paying attention, this was the US Team's chance to show everyone how good the were and up the opinion in the US of Soccer.

They didn't.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 26, 2026 12:20 PM (iJfKG)

They also sat nearly half of their starting lineup to save them for the knockout rounds.

You were watching America's JV team play the Turkish varsity squad.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 26, 2026 12:22 PM (rii+a)

Well, that makes sense.

*blows whistle*

*gives self yellow card for half-assed commentary*

Posted by: naturalfake at June 26, 2026 12:25 PM (iJfKG)

81 Letting in Haitians is another case of Democrats trying to clean up after the French. That has never ended well in the history of ever.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 26, 2026 12:25 PM (2ocoG)

82 ---
It does not.
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:25 PM (Fi81e)

It really does.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:25 PM (2YhKe)

83 60 Who will eat the dogs?
Who will eat the cats?
Posted by: torabora at June 26, 2026 12:18 PM

We right heah, you know.
Posted by: Dodgy Chinese Restaurants at June 26, 2026 12:22 PM (Wnv9h)

Hot diggity dog!

Posted by: Barky o numbnutz at June 26, 2026 12:25 PM (+BtIE)

84 How does the DR manage to keep them out?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2026 12:26 PM (oUQlg)

85 Over/under on Mamdami overturning term limits for NY city Mayor ? Because Socialists are predictable.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2026 12:26 PM (GD0B3)

86 ---
Mamzombie.

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:24 PM (Fi81e)

Zomdami.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 26, 2026 12:25 PM (rii+a)

Now I want to drive the Zamboni.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:26 PM (2YhKe)

87 Another Citizen Vigilante clip drops:
youtube.com/watch?v=bZIuFMaYm9Y

Bad dialogue, wooden delivery. IMHO.

Movie hasn't hit the torrentz yet, AFAIK.

Posted by: gp at June 26, 2026 12:26 PM (Jr5Lq)

88 Afternoon Ace.
People screaming at the Haitian eviction are the same dummies who said Somalis helped this country. Somalis and Haitians couldn't build there own countries
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 26, 2026 12:21 PM (ik64N)

Can we please call it "The Haitian Divorce" instead?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2026 12:26 PM (rbvCR)

89 Somewhat related, have you seen the video out of Italy of a bunch of people who got fed up with an African reprobate masturbating in front of everyone at a public swimming pool?

Some guys took it upon themselves to teach him a lesson in terms he could understand.

Then a woman jumped in to protect the poor dear.

http://tiny.cc/b4p5101

Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2026 12:27 PM (mkw2N)

90 Mamzombie.

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:24 PM (Fi81e)

Zomdami.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 26, 2026 12:25 PM (rii+a)
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The Bro v The Manziere vibe. Love it

Posted by: 496 at June 26, 2026 12:27 PM (S3UZK)

91 The Dominican Republic was building a wall on the border with Haiti. Don't know if it's finished. A view of Hispaniola from a satellite is weird. DR is green and Haiti is brown, having been denuded of trees. Haiti is a hopeless mess and no matter what it ain't getting better

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 26, 2026 12:27 PM (ik64N)

92 If this is the case, can we, and I'm just spit-balling here, deport liberals to Liberia?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 26, 2026 12:27 PM (M0V4/)

93 Over/under on Mamdami overturning term limits for NY city Mayor ? Because Socialists are predictable.
Posted by: runner at June 26, 2026 12:26 PM (GD0B3)

That's a Republican thing.

They've been telling me so since George W. Bush.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:27 PM (2YhKe)

94 >>1993 earthquake

The earthquake was in 2010. Remember, bill clinton was out of office and ran the scam with gwb.

You might be thinking of the Somalians, who I think got their TPS in 1993

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 26, 2026 12:27 PM (Rmhd1)

95 *gives self yellow card for half-assed commentary*

Posted by: naturalfake at June 26, 2026 12:25 PM (iJfKG)

*falls over and fails, in obvious physical distress*

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 26, 2026 12:27 PM (rii+a)

96 He brings in deportee candidates from other states, they vote for city council candidate that align with him. And there you go.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2026 12:27 PM (GD0B3)

97 Over-under on when Semisonic starts whining that DHS is using the lyrics to their song? I know nothing about the band other than they played the song 7 million times a day in the late 1990s. But I assume they're all whiny commie effetes.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 26, 2026 12:21 PM (iFTx/)
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That's a classic bartender line.

They have no purchase on it.

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:27 PM (Fi81e)

98 They knew who was advancing before the third game. Silly system. Kickball.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2026 12:27 PM (oUQlg)

99
Jobu no like Haiti. Moved to Coobah.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2026 12:27 PM (y9nCu)

100 Au revoir! (or whatever is French Creole for adios!)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 26, 2026 12:28 PM (Dv3i1)

101 Anyway, now that people were paying attention, this was the US Team's chance to show everyone how good the were and up the opinion in the US of Soccer.

—

The 4-1 game did that. As did the 2-0 game.

This game while the score wasn’t optimal was about as exciting a game as you’ll see. If someone watched that and walked away thinking soccer is boring, there’s nothing that will ever persuade them otherwise.

Plus this was basically the B team. The best player Pulisic only played about 30 mins and came about a foot from scoring. Dest played like 20 mins. And Balogun was out the entire game.

It was a “meaningless” game so I get the coach not taking chances with injuries. But at the same time going 3-0 would have been a massive morale boost.

Posted by: Heroq at June 26, 2026 12:28 PM (5ZewQ)

102 CBP Home app and take advantage of a $2,600 payment to self deport instead of being subjected to ICE arrest & detention.

So, does a family of 4 get 10,400? they can live pretty good on that amount in quite a few countries...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 26, 2026 12:29 PM (B0dAE)

103 France sucked as a colonizer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2026 12:29 PM (oUQlg)

104 Everyone knows THAT one Semisonic song. Their better hit is Singing in My Sleep. Not sure if it’s even a hit. But it’s a great song.

I don't.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2026 12:29 PM (wVcYX)

105 Lots of Haitians in Miami, no?

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2026 12:29 PM (GD0B3)

106 > $2,600 in Haiti could get them a nice wooden shack.

Oooh, fancy! That's a big upgrade from the standard corrugated metal.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2026 12:29 PM (mkw2N)

107 Au revoir! (or whatever is French Creole for adios!)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 26, 2026 12:28 PM (Dv3i1)

Gophair......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:29 PM (2YhKe)

108 It does not.
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:25 PM (Fi81e)

It really does.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:25 PM (2YhKe)
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Does not.

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:30 PM (Fi81e)

109 $2,600 would go a long way in Rwanda.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2026 12:30 PM (oUQlg)

110
I don't.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2026 12:29 PM (wVcYX)

Lucky bastard......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:30 PM (2YhKe)

111
*gives self yellow card for half-assed commentary*

Posted by: naturalfake at June 26, 2026 12:25 PM (iJfKG)

*falls over and fails, in obvious physical distress*
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 26, 2026 12:27 PM (rii+a)

Nearsider is from Brazil?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2026 12:30 PM (y9nCu)

112 How did the US manage to tie Turkey?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2026 12:22 PM (oUQlg)

With that kitchen twine stuff you can only find in stores at Thanksgiving, naturally.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 26, 2026 12:30 PM (k9OZB)

113 Does not.
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:30 PM (Fi81e)

Yes. It does.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:30 PM (2YhKe)

114 Will the arena be flying the pride flag? Will they have a tranny parade at halftime?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I hope they make all the little kids who march out holding hands with the players carry a fag flag.

And I hope there’s a huge fag flag flying over the stadium. And perhaps painted on the field.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 26, 2026 12:30 PM (n1LfN)

115 Didn't Spain just hand out citizenship to a million illegals? Sounds like they're open.

Posted by: Victor Tango Jilo at June 26, 2026 12:30 PM (YGzaL)

116 France sucked as a colonizer.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2026 12:29 PM (oUQlg)
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Was it a Frenchie who wrote the hymn "I Surrender All"?

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:31 PM (Fi81e)

117 Slow News Day?

Let's watch some Mt Bike Crashes...

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=kQxnsQaSMKg

Posted by: garrett at June 26, 2026 12:31 PM (HmitH)

118
Anyway, this answers a question I was asking yesterday, which was When does this go into effect?

Next come the sob stories. Michel fled to America for a better life and started a rug-cleaning business. Now he faces uncertainty.

I've not yet seen a Haitian wearing a sweater and gazing out a window as they contemplate their future in their, uh (searching for synonym for "shithole") "poverty-ravaged" home country, but the time has come.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2026 12:31 PM (XJ22o)

119 Confessed Felon, John Bolton, is back in the news...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 26, 2026 12:31 PM (rii+a)

120 Does not.
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:30 PM (Fi81e)

Yes. It does.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:30 PM (2YhKe)
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Are you paying for the hour, or just the 5 minutes?

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:32 PM (Fi81e)

121 France had Haiti and Vietnam.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2026 12:32 PM (oUQlg)

122 Wonder what the tie-breaker would be for a Pride Game?
Posted by: CTHillary

Losing team gets thrown off the roof of the Space Needle

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 26, 2026 12:33 PM (vJrRc)

123 Bolton is taking the plea. Must have some damning evidence.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2026 12:33 PM (oUQlg)

124 And I hope there’s a huge fag flag flying over the stadium. And perhaps painted on the field.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 26, 2026 12:30 PM (n1LfN)

FIFA announced yesterday that Pride flags will, in fact, be flown in the stadium during the Iran v. Egypt game.

It's going to be a shit show.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 26, 2026 12:33 PM (rii+a)

125 Somewhat related, have you seen the video out of Italy of a bunch of people who got fed up with an African reprobate masturbating in front of everyone at a public swimming pool?

Posted by: bonhomme

Crowder showed it yesterday. The consensus was that the men should have either A) hit her too, or B) gifted her to the reprobate.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 26, 2026 12:33 PM (M0V4/)

126 It’s Pride Match Day for the eurofag kickball tournament here in Seattle!

Iran vs Egypt.

Starts at 8pm PST. I will be home with popcorn and Irish. Whoot!
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 26, 2026 12:13 PM (F0VZ9)

What's the local betting on how many "Pride" people learn to fly today?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 26, 2026 12:33 PM (qx7Zg)

127 ---
Are you paying for the hour, or just the 5 minutes?
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:32 PM (Fi81e)

Reparations.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:33 PM (2YhKe)

128 "My name, Pierre DuPont. I former Colonel in Ton Ton Macoute. I be running for city council in New York City. How you deport me now?"

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 26, 2026 12:34 PM (gm9Sb)

129 I watched the US/Turkey soccer game last night.

Not a big soccer guy so I might have this wrong but it looked like the (probably)muslim ref from Algeria had his thumb on the scales for the (probably) muslim Turkey team.

Almost every time the US got momentum near the net, he whistled them for offsides, which often looked pretty questionable.

To be fair though, the TurkaaaaaYYYYs, played with much more enthusiasm and aggression than the US team. They clearly wanted the win while the US was kind of ambivalent to go by their play last night.

Anyway, now that people were paying attention, this was the US Team's chance to show everyone how good the were and up the opinion in the US of Soccer.

They didn't.

Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 26, 2026 12:20 PM (iJfKG)
_______________

Probably half the USA team is foreigners. LOL.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 26, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

130 No boobs? No dog? Wait, that was the art thread.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 26, 2026 12:34 PM (Kt19C)

131 Woohoo, meh news items are my favorite!

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 26, 2026 12:35 PM (ftFVW)

132 I can guarantee you that I would not recognize any song by Semisonic that you might play for me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2026 12:35 PM (1z8ji)

133 Everything that's happened since 2020 reminds me of the song "The Universal" by blur.

Since we're doing 90s bands.

Posted by: Victor Tango Jilo at June 26, 2026 12:35 PM (YGzaL)

134 Almost every time the US got momentum near the net, he whistled them for offsides, which often looked pretty questionable.

==

Trump really should rethink the sale of engines and f-35s to that corrupt Islamist shithole.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2026 12:35 PM (GD0B3)

135 - If we deport all these people, who will build the houses we need for our massively growing population?
- 18% of health care workers are immigrants - if we deport them, who will help our hospitals deal with all these new 3rd world diseases that are on the uprise?
- And who will man the social services sectors with so many people enroled?
- What about translators -- we need them to translate everything for non-English speakers. Americans aren't gonna do that.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 26, 2026 12:36 PM (Rmhd1)

136 Ace of Spades HQ

Come for the Smart Military Blog

Stay for the meh

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 26, 2026 12:36 PM (7+2sh)

137 I can guarantee you that I would not recognize any song by Semisonic that you might play for me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2026 12:35 PM (1z8ji)

The one song I have heard was bad enough, it removed any desire I might've had at any point to listen to anything else they'd ever done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:36 PM (2YhKe)

138 Bolton is taking the plea. Must have some damning evidence.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2026 12:33 PM (oUQlg)
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Ironically Bolt-on should be Kerry's last name.

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:37 PM (Fi81e)

139 Trump really should rethink the sale of engines and f-35s to that corrupt Islamist shithole.
Posted by: runner

Indeed. Turkey is not our friend.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 26, 2026 12:37 PM (ftFVW)

140 Movie hasn't hit the torrentz yet, AFAIK.

I'll say this much - the public hunger for such a movie is so great that it promoted this steaming pile of crap far beyond what it deserves as a "movie". It's f'in terrible IMHO.

BUT I relished the parts where the deserving parties got what they deserved.

It's no [Death Wish or Law Abiding Citizen, not by a long shot... but it's a start. If anything it's clearing the way for a real filmmaker to make a decent movie.

Posted by: weew at June 26, 2026 12:37 PM (9TspW)

141 there's more to bill melugin than great hair.

Posted by: Diego Taylor at June 26, 2026 12:37 PM (2ap+5)

142 The one song I have heard was bad enough, it removed any desire I might've had at any point to listen to anything else they'd ever done.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

C'mon man! If you were a teen when "Closing Time" was popular it was your anthem.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 26, 2026 12:38 PM (ftFVW)

143 whew I almost bought a ticket to the barrel

Posted by: weew at June 26, 2026 12:38 PM (9TspW)

144 Was it a Frenchie who wrote the hymn "I Surrender All"?
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:31 PM (Fi81e)

I liked the joke,😉 but since you mentioned the name. you must know that hymn which is about surrender all to Jesus. It was written by Judson Van Deventer in 1896 and he was struggled as to whether to be involved in evangelistic work or music. He found that he could do both.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2026 12:39 PM (9OXCQ)

145
Mamdami sez sending the Haitians back to Haiti, Chili, or France puts their freedom in jeopardy.

Posted by: bonhomme

================

Freedom from what? What's France going to do to them? Chile? Haiti, haha, that makes sense, but you'll have to say something nasty about how POC govern themselves.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2026 12:39 PM (XJ22o)

146 94 >>1993 earthquake

The earthquake was in 2010. Remember, bill clinton was out of office and ran the scam with gwb.
You might be thinking of the Somalians, who I think got their TPS in 1993
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 26, 2026 12:27 PM (Rmhd1)

You are correct.

Posted by: Reforger at June 26, 2026 12:39 PM (mTPps)

147 108 It does not.
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:25 PM (Fi81e)

It really does.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:25 PM (2YhKe)
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Does not.

I came here for an argument.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at June 26, 2026 12:39 PM (yV23c)

148 Kinda the anti-90s-electric pop:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmauYERLTgo

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:40 PM (Fi81e)

149 Anyway, now that people were paying attention, this was the US Team's chance to show everyone how good the were and up the opinion in the US of Soccer.

They didn't.

Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 26, 2026 12:20 PM (iJfKG)
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I was just glad there were three goals before 1st half water break. Action! I was done after that.

Posted by: WisRich at June 26, 2026 12:40 PM (G0vdT)

150 Movie hasn't hit the torrentz yet, AFAIK.
Posted by: gp

I watched it free on X (nee, Twitter) last night. Elon is giving it away to the world until Saturday!

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2070157480915538098

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 26, 2026 12:40 PM (Rmhd1)

151 It does not.
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:25 PM (Fi81e)

It really does.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:25 PM (2YhKe)
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Does not.

I came here for an argument.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at June 26, 2026 12:39 PM (yV23c)
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The full hour or just the five minute introductory?

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:40 PM (Fi81e)

152 Indeed. Turkey is not our friend.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Well they're an islamic country so . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at June 26, 2026 12:41 PM (+/hEQ)

153
C'mon man! If you were a teen when "Closing Time" was popular it was your anthem.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 26, 2026 12:38 PM (ftFVW)

It came out in '98, so thankfully I was spared a teenage suffering of such shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:42 PM (2YhKe)

154 Indeed. Turkey is not our friend.
Posted by: She Hobbit
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Turkie-i-e-i-yo.

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:42 PM (Fi81e)

155 Who will eat the dogs?

Wo-wo-wo-wo...

Who will eat the cats?

Meow-meow-meow-meow...

Thanks for the earworm, tora. Now you get to have it too.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 26, 2026 12:42 PM (vTZFs)

156 Bolton is taking the plea. Must have some damning evidence.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2026 12:33 PM (oUQlg)

Too bad he didn't ask for Trial By Combat.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2026 12:43 PM (wVcYX)

157 "I watched it free on X"

I don't have an X acct. All my attempts at working around that are stymied by 18+ age restriction for folx without X accts.

Posted by: gp at June 26, 2026 12:43 PM (Jr5Lq)

158 C'mon man! If you were a teen when "Closing Time" was popular it was your anthem.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 26, 2026 12:38 PM (ftFVW)

The Leonard Cohen song by that name? Which is pretty good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2026 12:43 PM (1z8ji)

159
there's more to bill melugin than great hair.
Posted by: Diego Taylor

===============

Before he got his current beat with Fox News, he was a local reporter at the Fox station in LA and he was fire then. I used to think of him when I contemplated the utter shitty work of a small-market news station I worked at briefly, where the reporters were always desperate for something to happen. There were tons of stories lying on the ground if they hadn't been so touchy about race, criminality, and the constant backfiring of the locals' soft-headed liberalism.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2026 12:43 PM (XJ22o)

160 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:42 PM (2YhKe)

The only bit I know from
That song was the phrase "Closing time", I was not a teenager in 1998.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2026 12:43 PM (9OXCQ)

161 It came out in '98, so thankfully I was spared a teenage suffering of such shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I bet you don't like Goo Goo Dolls either. Pffft

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 26, 2026 12:44 PM (ftFVW)

162 >>>I keep the house cold.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 26, 2026 12:24 PM (Sco7b)

You are filtering for 50+ post mp gals there. 50 way too hot.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 26, 2026 12:44 PM (3uBP9)

163 I don't have an X acct. All my attempts at working around that are stymied by 18+ age restriction for folx without X accts.
Posted by: gp at June 26, 2026 12:43 PM (Jr5Lq)

I don't have an X account and went to the link someone posted for it yesterday and it just started playing just fine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:44 PM (2YhKe)

164
They didn't.

Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at

We won our group, we are advancing. We did not play our A team and gave Turkey a run for their money to the bitter end. Would I have liked a win? Well yes! I am an American!

We aren’t going to win this thing, of course. It would take divine intervention for that to happen. We will need to ultimately switch allegiance to Team Argentina. Even you Team Deutschlanders.

Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2026 12:44 PM (Wmg4n)

165 I always forget pixy eats relational operators.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 26, 2026 12:45 PM (3uBP9)

166 >>>"It's closing time, they don't have to go home, but they can't stay," Percival said.

>>>He urged the Haitians to use the CBP Home app and take advantage of a $2,600 payment to self deport instead of being subjected to ICE arrest & detention.

F yeah, I voted for this.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 26, 2026 12:45 PM (dK+Kv)

167 "I don't have an X account and went to the link someone posted for it yesterday and it just started playing just fine."

Yes, but you are over 18 years old.

Posted by: gp at June 26, 2026 12:45 PM (Jr5Lq)

168 I'll say this much - the public hunger for such a movie is so great that it promoted this steaming pile of crap far beyond what it deserves as a "movie". It's f'in terrible IMHO.

BUT I relished the parts where the deserving parties got what they deserved.

It's no [Death Wish or Law Abiding Citizen, not by a long shot... but it's a start. If anything it's clearing the way for a real filmmaker to make a decent movie.
Posted by: weew at June 26, 2026 12:37 PM (9TspW)

It's not even a Harry Brown, which if you haven't seen it you should.

I watched on X. As a movie, it's not a good movie, as one would expect from a Uwe Boll written and directed film. The stage-setting in the first four minutes, the delivery of some much-needed comeuppance in the last few minutes, and the powers that be giving a bunch of muslim/north african gang rapists a pass because they haven't adjusted to society yet were good moments. But overall a missed opportunity.

Posted by: Good idea poorly executed at June 26, 2026 12:45 PM (TbWk/)

169 Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:40 PM (Fi81e)

That is a good bit by Monty Python. Have watched it online several times.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2026 12:45 PM (9OXCQ)

170 > Was it a Frenchie who wrote the hymn "I Surrender All"?

I find it darkly funny that France has a history of being an absolute military powerhouse, but now they're a joke because of their shockingly bad performance in WWII.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2026 12:45 PM (mkw2N)

171
"They don't have to go home." Somehow, illegal alien huggers always miss this.

Since America is a known xenophobic hellhole, surely there's another country on this globe that will step up and take in these wretches.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2026 12:45 PM (XJ22o)

172 What’s “get the fuck out of my country “ in Creole?

Posted by: UGAdawg at June 26, 2026 12:45 PM (xnH3S)

173 New source of Medicaid fraud found: Funeral Homes.

A former Milwaukee funeral home director is accused of defrauding Medicaid for $900K. He's already been charged with embezzling from customers.

Four others have also been charged

https://tinyurl.com/mrh5s7wa

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 26, 2026 12:46 PM (qx7Zg)

174
I bet you don't like Goo Goo Dolls either. Pffft

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 26, 2026 12:44 PM (ftFVW)

They might've done one thing that I found tolerable, so there's that.

Couldn't tell ya what it was, tho......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:46 PM (2YhKe)

175 Too bad he didn't ask for Trial By Combat.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Trial by stone!

Posted by: Lord Chamberlain Skeksis at June 26, 2026 12:46 PM (ftFVW)

176 I'm feeding the
x.com/elonmusk/status/2070157480915538098
link to the ssstwitter.com downloader.
It may be working. The wheels are spinning.

Posted by: gp at June 26, 2026 12:46 PM (Jr5Lq)

177 169 Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:40 PM (Fi81e)

That is a good bit by Monty Python. Have watched it online several times.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2026 12:45 PM (9OXCQ)

No you haven't.

Posted by: Five quid please at June 26, 2026 12:47 PM (TbWk/)

178 He's already been charged with embezzling from customers.

Four others have also been charged

https://tinyurl.com/mrh5s7wa
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 26, 2026 12:46 PM (qx7Zg)

He's been stiffing them?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2026 12:47 PM (1z8ji)

179 wow I didn't think the film was bad at all

I watch a lot of genre and B movies tho I guess

it's a must watch

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 26, 2026 12:47 PM (j+aD2)

180 I don't have an X acct. All my attempts at working around that are stymied by 18+ age restriction for folx without X accts.
Posted by: gp

------------
I watched it without signing in, but maybe in my jurisdiction they don't care. When needed, I do sign in on different browser with my unused google account. You should do that - get throwaway email account and only use it on separate browser so you can control when you are tracked by them

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 26, 2026 12:47 PM (Rmhd1)

181 "Last Call" by David Lee Roth comes to mind......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:47 PM (2YhKe)

182 176 I'm feeding the
x.com/elonmusk/status/2070157480915538098
link to the ssstwitter.com downloader.
It may be working. The wheels are spinning.

oh this is an excellent idea

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 26, 2026 12:47 PM (j+aD2)

183 172 What’s “get the fuck out of my country “ in Creole?
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 26, 2026 12:45

“go on now, git”

Actually, probably Jween soti.

Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2026 12:47 PM (Wmg4n)

184 >>> Well they're an islamic country so . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at June 26, 2026 12:41 PM (+/hEQ)

We seem to have a lot of islamic countries on our ally list. England, ireland, scottland, france, sweden, ...

Posted by: banana Dream at June 26, 2026 12:48 PM (3uBP9)

185
I like a lot of the 90s electric pop stuff. I just do. Especially the "jangly" variety, like Toad the Wet Sprocket or (especially) Gin Blossoms.

Prog will always be my favorite, but I don't look down on well-put-together listenable tunes.

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:48 PM (Fi81e)

186 A small plane crashes into a 109-story skyscraper in Beijing, sending debris down the building's side.

Local reports say the pilot Liu Junhua was conducting a solo flight in the local airspace, took off from Shifosi Airport at 17:30, and at 17:40 prepared to return for landing. While joining the westbound route for Runway 18, the aircraft did not join the approach, deviated from the local airspace and continued flying on a constant heading of 270 degrees.

Posted by: SMOD at June 26, 2026 12:48 PM (RHGPo)

187 I mean, when you have the lyric "How do you get into those tight blue jeans?" "For starters you can buy me a drink."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:48 PM (2YhKe)

188 It came out in '98, so thankfully I was spared a teenage suffering of such shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I bet you don't like Goo Goo Dolls either. Pffft
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 26, 2026 12:44 PM (ftFVW)
____________

Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls.
They look like the dorks that hang out at the mall.

Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre.
They can suck each other just because they’re gay.

They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack.
Everybody shout, "Heavy metal’s back!"

DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 26, 2026 12:48 PM (iFTx/)

189 one of my clients is losing a whole bunch of factory workers who were Haitian

oh well! lol

none of them had been here less than ten years and none of them spoke English yet

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 26, 2026 12:49 PM (j+aD2)

190 What’s “get the fuck out of my country “ in Creole?

Posted by: UGAdawg at June 26, 2026 12:45 PM (xnH3S)
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Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:49 PM (Fi81e)

191 > DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL

What about death metal?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2026 12:50 PM (mkw2N)

192 What’s “get the fuck out of my country “ in Creole?

Posted by: UGAdawg at June 26, 2026 12:45 PM (xnH3S)
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[unintelligible]
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:49 PM (Fi81e)

Thread winner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:50 PM (2YhKe)

193 I watched on X. As a movie, it's not a good movie,

Posted by: Good idea poorly executed

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I thought it was kind of bad at first with lots of stuff that is offputting. But upon reflection, it is close to a perfect motivational piece. It makes it clear that there will be a lot of blood, a lot of innocents "just doing their job" killed, and a lot of imperfect heros

I don't know if it was intentional, but I am starting to think it is a brilliant masterpiece.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 26, 2026 12:50 PM (Rmhd1)

194 186 Temu knock off of a Cessna 150, bamboo frame and drywall air surfaces.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 26, 2026 12:51 PM (gm9Sb)

195 I find it darkly funny that France has a history of being an absolute military powerhouse, but now they're a joke because of their shockingly bad performance in WWII.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2026 12:45 PM (mkw2N)

In all fairness the Germans pulled a dirty trick on them. They marched in backwards and the French thought they were leaving so they left their posts and went back to what they normally do when not defending their country - drinking wine, eating cheese...

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 26, 2026 12:51 PM (INplz)

196
Posted by: SMOD at June 26, 2026 12:48 PM (RHGPo)

================

wtf? Beijing's tallest building, in tightly controlled airspace according to Chat.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2026 12:51 PM (XJ22o)

197 These really are the worst of the worse. They bring absolutely nothing to our country except crime and fraud.

Posted by: Hudson at June 26, 2026 12:51 PM (kRhM/)

198 "176 I'm feeding the"

OK, that worked. I downloaded the 480x270 version. 69MB MP4, appears to be playable and complete.

Posted by: gp at June 26, 2026 12:51 PM (Jr5Lq)

199 none of them had been here less than ten years and none of them spoke English yet

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 26, 2026 12:49 PM (j+aD2)

Because nothing compels them to.

When my great-grandparents came here from Germany, they forbade their children from speaking German in the house.

"This is America, and here, they speak English. We are now Americans, so now we will speak English."

My great's never really learned English but their kids sure as shit did.

That attitude of assimilation (the Melting Pot) has been completely cast overboard.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 26, 2026 12:52 PM (rii+a)

200 Death by zug zug!

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 26, 2026 12:52 PM (OkYzo)

201 > What’s “get the fuck out of my country “ in Creole?

I was a LDS missionary in Montreal, Canada a few decades ago. The Quebecois dialect and accent was weird, but I got used to it. Creole was just wacky. I could never figure it out.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2026 12:52 PM (mkw2N)

202 Now I have that stupid song stuck in my head.

*concentrates* Brain, play a Slayer song. *waits*

Crap.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 26, 2026 12:52 PM (PSEDc)

203 Death by zug zug!
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 26, 2026 12:52 PM (OkYzo)

Is that that tranny cult Ace posted about yesterday?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:52 PM (2YhKe)

204 A small plane crashes into a 109-story skyscraper in Beijing, sending debris down the building's side.

Local reports say the pilot Liu Junhua ...

------------

Whatever happened to "Wi Tu Lo?"

Posted by: ShainS at June 26, 2026 12:52 PM (t/lcw)

205 So they got Bolton, who worked for TRUMP! This is an example of something happening.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at June 26, 2026 12:52 PM (MWfyi)

206
Thread winner.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:50 PM (2YhKe)
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Thank you. I really have to thank James Carville as my inspiration on this one.

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:52 PM (Fi81e)

207 Those fiendish Boche!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 26, 2026 12:52 PM (INplz)

208 "Wonder what the tie-breaker would be for a Pride Game?"

Losers get thrown off stadium roof. Or winners? Maybe both.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 26, 2026 12:53 PM (tD8H2)

209 So they got Bolton, who worked for TRUMP! This is an example of something happening.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at June 26, 2026 12:52 PM (MWfyi)
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Just like Paul Manafort!

The walls are closing in...

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:53 PM (Fi81e)

210
*concentrates* Brain, play a Slayer song. *waits*

Crap.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 26, 2026 12:52 PM (PSEDc)

"Angel of Death" FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:53 PM (2YhKe)

211 They marched in backwards and the French thought they were leaving so they left their posts and went back to what they normally do when not defending their country - drinking wine, eating cheese...

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 26, 2026 12:51 PM (INplz)

And making love with their own faces.

Posted by: General Webb, at Fort William Henry at June 26, 2026 12:54 PM (rii+a)

212 >>DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL

*sobs*

Posted by: zombie Karen Carpenter at June 26, 2026 12:54 PM (NcvvS)

213 why do people in Ohio keep electing DeWines? They are liberal dems.

Posted by: DanMan at June 26, 2026 12:54 PM (8uzBS)

214 202 Now I have that stupid song stuck in my head.

*concentrates* Brain, play a Slayer song. *waits*

Crap.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 26, 2026 12:52 PM (PSEDc)

Hubba hubba zoot zoot

Posted by: Deba ooba zut zut a nom nom at June 26, 2026 12:54 PM (TbWk/)

215 I find it darkly funny that France has a history of being an absolute military powerhouse, but now they're a joke because of their shockingly bad performance in WWII.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2026 12:45 PM (mkw2N)

In all fairness the Germans pulled a dirty trick on them. They marched in backwards and the French thought they were leaving so they left their posts and went back to what they normally do when not defending their country - drinking wine, eating cheese...
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 26, 2026 12:51 PM (INplz)

Funny race, the French. They fight with their feet and f*ck with their face.

Posted by: Zombie Winston Churchill at June 26, 2026 12:54 PM (wVcYX)

216 Saw the Goo Goo Dolls at The Chance in Poughkeepsie just as A Boy Named Goo came out. Good show, then they got huge. Rzeznik is a big lefty from Buffalo

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 26, 2026 12:54 PM (ik64N)

217 Some Dem congresswoman has a tweet "they deserve to be here."

When in the F are Dems going to care as much about Americans as the do about people who are not Americans?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 26, 2026 12:54 PM (73/SM)

218 ---
Thank you. I really have to thank James Carville as my inspiration on this one.

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 12:52 PM (Fi81e)

Credit where credit is due. That's stand up, man. Well done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:54 PM (2YhKe)

219 > In all fairness the Germans pulled a dirty trick on them. They marched in backwards and the French thought they were leaving so they left their posts and went back to what they normally do when not defending their country - drinking wine, eating cheese...

France had feckless, rigid leadership. There were massive issues with different factions infighting. They also had a bunch of wooden-brained leaders who were stuck in WWI doctrine and would not budge from it.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2026 12:54 PM (mkw2N)

220 Death by zug zug!

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 26, 2026 12:52 PM (OkYzo)

I think I'd prefer bunga bunga.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 26, 2026 12:55 PM (rii+a)

221
Whatever happened to "Wi Tu Lo?"
Posted by: ShainS at June 26, 2026 12:52 PM (t/lcw)

Banned from flying after the mishap in San Francisco.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:55 PM (2YhKe)

222 Some linguistics believe that Haitian is an African language that got most its vocab swapped out for badly pronounced French.
We speaking English shouldn't laugh too hard, since the Normans nearly did that to us too. Same with the Parthians to old Armenian.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 26, 2026 12:55 PM (gKWVE)

223 Wait a minute, democrats told me that all the other countries are better than the U.S. Shouldn't they WANT the Haitians to go back so they will be better off? Why are democrats encouraging Haitians to stay? Are they trying to make slaves of them?

Democrats! Let Hatians go home! Release them!

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at June 26, 2026 12:55 PM (+48wn)

224 "Last Call" by David Lee Roth comes to mind......
Posted by: Sponge
__________

I anticipated this whole argument at 73. Hank Thompson for the win.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 26, 2026 12:56 PM (XvL8K)

225 [O/T:]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Numerous European Countries have been discussing the imminent implementation of a Digital Services Tax on American Companies. Some of these Countries are close to actually doing this. Please let this statement serve to represent that any Country that imposes such a Tax will immediately be met with a 100% TARIFF on any and all Goods sent to the United States of America. This TARIFF will supersede Trade Deals made with the Country, whether implemented, signed, or not. Additionally, the 100% TARIFF will be immediately imposed, if they proceed. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/
posts/116817320899062447

Posted by: ShainS at June 26, 2026 12:56 PM (/uk1N)

226 Oh, no! (grins) We have another flouncer from the GOP!

MTG has left the party.

https://tinyurl.com/3mc79su3

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 26, 2026 12:56 PM (qx7Zg)

227 That's all very well, but the big question is did they use the revised cover sheets for their TPS?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 26, 2026 12:56 PM (amcLV)

228
one of my clients is losing a whole bunch of factory workers who were Haitian

oh well! lol

none of them had been here less than ten years and none of them spoke English yet
Posted by: Black Orchid

==============

Painful adjustments at hand as we correct years of allowing illegal aliens to dominate our labor market. Everyone knew it was coming, and now it's here. No, we're not going to kick the can further down the road and end it with blanket amnesty this time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2026 12:57 PM (XJ22o)

229 France had feckless, rigid leadership. There were massive issues with different factions infighting. They also had a bunch of wooden-brained leaders who were stuck in WWI doctrine and would not budge from it.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2026 12:54 PM (mkw2N)

Yes. They had a Maginot Line mindset - a seemingly impregnable line of forts. The Germans simply thought outside the box and went around them - through The Ardennes, through Belgium and rolled up and defeated the French Army in something like 10 days or so.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 26, 2026 12:57 PM (INplz)

230 Death by zug zug!

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 26, 2026 12:52 PM (OkYzo)

I think I'd prefer bunga bunga.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 26, 2026 12:55 PM

So, snu snu isn't a thing anymore?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 26, 2026 12:57 PM (Wnv9h)

231 MTG has left the party.

https://tinyurl.com/3mc79su3
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 26, 2026 12:56 PM (qx7Zg)

Oh NOES!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway.........

*looks at jar of f*cks*

*decides none can be spared*

*gives no f*cks*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 12:58 PM (2YhKe)

232 Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Numerous European Countries have been discussing the imminent implementation of a Digital Services Tax on American Companies. Some of these Countries are close to actually doing this. Please let this statement serve to represent that any Country that imposes such a Tax will immediately be met with a 100% TARIFF on any and all Goods sent to the United States of America. This TARIFF will supersede Trade Deals made with the Country, whether implemented, signed, or not. Additionally, the 100% TARIFF will be immediately imposed, if they proceed. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/
posts/116817320899062447
Posted by: ShainS at June 26, 2026 12:56 PM (/uk1N)
_______

It's not just digital taxes and bullshit like this. The European courts are preying on big American companies and constantly suing them for billions over bullshit in a rigged system. Apple and Google are very popular and frequent targets.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 26, 2026 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

233
So, snu snu isn't a thing anymore?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 26, 2026 12:57 PM (Wnv9h)

Canoe Canoe?

Posted by: Fragrance Commercial of Yesteryear at June 26, 2026 12:58 PM (2YhKe)

234 In other news, the celebration for Bob Uecker's memorial mural is set for June 30th.

https://tinyurl.com/y3v38vwa

From the photo's, it's nicely done.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 26, 2026 12:58 PM (qx7Zg)

235 Lots of cats in Springfield Ohio will be happy to hear the news

Posted by: MAC V SOG at June 26, 2026 12:59 PM (P4Pk9)

236 Happy Friday, Morons

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2026 12:59 PM (xcxpd)

237
I anticipated this whole argument at 73. Hank Thompson for the win.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 26, 2026 12:56 PM (XvL8K)

You did, and it took my brain way too long to respond.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 01:00 PM (2YhKe)

238 Happy Friday, Morons
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2026 12:59 PM (xcxpd)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 01:00 PM (2YhKe)

239 208 "Wonder what the tie-breaker would be for a Pride Game?"

Losers get thrown off stadium roof. Or winners? Maybe both.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 26, 2026 12:53 PM (tD8H2)

Goat costumes. Rainbow colored.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 26, 2026 01:00 PM (N39Ws)

240
https://tinyurl.com/y3v38vwa

From the photo's, it's nicely done.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 26, 2026 12:58 PM (qx7Zg)

He is a true, one of a kind legend.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 01:01 PM (2YhKe)

241 > So, snu snu isn't a thing anymore?

Dead bedrooms are a tragedy.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2026 01:01 PM (mkw2N)

242 I thought it was pretty cool to hear What A Friend at closing time.

Posted by: Diego Taylor at June 26, 2026 01:01 PM (2ap+5)

243 Yeah, it is ironic how the French, formidable for a good chunk of history, are now known as surrender monkeys.

I remember a map history of France's wars with Britain. France could make huge inroads on England, but England could manage to hold the area around Calais for a while.

Napolean, who was not a Frenchie, was France's flame-out finale as a significant military power, though.

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 01:02 PM (Fi81e)

244 Yes, I want to reiterate - the movie is a masterpiece. It casually mentions lots of harm that the migrants and government are doing and allowing. And it triggers the emotion just right, with the helpless father and broken victims. But it does so with realistic complications.

It is more subtle than Death Wish, but what we face now is not as easy as "3 strikes law" or mandatory minimum sentencing. What we face now is civilization destroying, and to prevent it was need to give up some of our devoutly cherished principles, like equality and freedom, as well as due process.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 26, 2026 01:02 PM (Rmhd1)

245 Canoe Canoe?
Posted by: Fragrance Commercial of Yesteryear at June 26, 2026 12:58 PM

Nice retro shout out.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 26, 2026 01:02 PM (Wnv9h)

246 I saw Dead Bedrooms open for The Dead Kennedy's at The Lubbock Amphitheater in '91.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 01:03 PM (2YhKe)

247 Posted by: ShainS at June 26, 2026 12:56 PM (/uk1N)

All that was missing was a hamster photo

Posted by: Ann at June 26, 2026 01:03 PM (SHHm+)

248 246 I saw Dead Bedrooms open for The Dead Kennedy's at The Lubbock Amphitheater in '91.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 01:03 PM (2YhKe)

*Dead Milkmen kick grass sadly*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2026 01:03 PM (xcxpd)

249
Goat costumes. Rainbow colored.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 26, 2026 01:00 PM (N39Ws)

LULULULULULU!!!!

*sodomy*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 01:04 PM (2YhKe)

250 https://youtu.be/AZUOzCTUTz8

A closing time song?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2026 01:04 PM (1z8ji)

251 MTG has left the party.

https://tinyurl.com/3mc79su3

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 26, 2026 12:56 PM (qx7Zg

I saw her on some of the news channels. I'm thinking it was MS Now.

MTG - she makes it very easy to not want to stick your dick in crazy.

Or stupid.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 26, 2026 01:04 PM (Sco7b)

252
*Dead Milkmen kick grass sadly*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2026 01:03 PM (xcxpd)

Valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 01:04 PM (2YhKe)

253 I saw the Gin Blossoms a bunch of times. They were really more country than pop. The only real album is New Miserable Experience. I heard about the guitarist/songwriter Doug Hopkins, whom I had shared shots with a couple of times killing himself while I was in Somalia. I had the CD he had signed for me there.
The rest of the band tried to continue and made money but they were never the same. Doug was unique, he was the band and damn could he drink.

Posted by: Reforger at June 26, 2026 01:05 PM (mTPps)

254 OwO

@FoxNews BREAKING: Utah judge denies Tyler Robinson request to remove death penalty from Charlie Kirk murder case

Posted by: gKWVE at June 26, 2026 01:05 PM (gKWVE)

255 MTG has left the party.

https://tinyurl.com/3mc79su3

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at June 26, 2026 12:52 PM (MWfyi)
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She didn't even do one encore.

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 01:06 PM (Fi81e)

256 238 Happy Friday, Morons
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2026 12:59 PM (xcxpd)

*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 01:00 PM (2YhKe)

How you doing this fine Friday? Has your week been ok?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2026 01:06 PM (xcxpd)

257 What was that Skid Row song?

No need to whimper, no need to shout
The party's over, so get the fuck out

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 26, 2026 01:06 PM (snZF9)

258 F the left. The decision has been made, don't care what you think. Afterall, I am going to have to live with what I think will be the wrong decision on birthright citizenship.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 26, 2026 01:06 PM (n5tGW)

259 There is an island off the coast of Haiti that cruise ship companies have tried to use off and on.

Why not drop them all off there?

If they can even manage an area to the normal incompetent standards of Caribbean countries they can make a nice life off of tourism

Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2026 01:06 PM (sKqQm)

260 >> I saw the Gin Blossoms a bunch of times. They were really more country than pop.

Have you met The Meat Puppets?

Posted by: garrett at June 26, 2026 01:06 PM (HmitH)

261 255 MTG has left the party.

https://tinyurl.com/3mc79su3

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at June 26, 2026 12:52 PM (MWfyi)
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She didn't even do one encore.
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 01:06 PM (Fi81e)

I hear she does....other stuff

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2026 01:07 PM (xcxpd)

262 > MTG has left the party.

She's been off the rails for a while. This is not surprising.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2026 01:07 PM (mkw2N)

263 They need to offer bounties on illegals.

Any American that captures and delivers an illegal to ICE receives one year income tax exemption (up to the estimated cost of supporting an illegal).

Multiple captures result in multiple rewards.

50 captures gets a lifetime personal income tax exemption.

1000 captures gets a federal highway named after you.

10,000 captures gets a military vessel named after you.

Posted by: Outside the Box at June 26, 2026 01:07 PM (6Rf1G)

264 260 >> I saw the Gin Blossoms a bunch of times. They were really more country than pop.

Have you met The Meat Puppets?
Posted by: garrett at June 26, 2026 01:06 PM (HmitH)

I tried but they were too high to die.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2026 01:07 PM (xcxpd)

265 260 >> I saw the Gin Blossoms a bunch of times. They were really more country than pop.

Have you met The Meat Puppets?
Posted by: garrett at June 26, 2026 01:06 PM (HmitH)

Or meat the Met Puppets?

Posted by: I'm just ad libbing here... at June 26, 2026 01:07 PM (TbWk/)

266 MTG has left the party.

==

After she was kicked out. They keep doing this. Massie is next!

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2026 01:07 PM (GD0B3)

267 MTG has left the party.

Left forums alternate between calling her trailer park trash and "one of the few reasonable Republicans"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2026 01:08 PM (sKqQm)

268 Apple and Google are very popular and frequent targets.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Hostile as I am to Eurotrash judges enforcing Marxism on American companies, if they choose to target Google I would help them pin the bullseye to their back.

Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2026 01:09 PM (Y8DZL)

269 261 255 MTG has left the party.

https://tinyurl.com/3mc79su3

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at June 26, 2026 12:52 PM (MWfyi)
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She didn't even do one encore.
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 01:06 PM (Fi81e)

I hear she does....other stuff
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2026 01:07 PM (xcxpd)

She got a consulting job with Orbital Joo Lasers.

Posted by: It's the small hats! The small hats did it! at June 26, 2026 01:09 PM (TbWk/)

270 How you doing this fine Friday? Has your week been ok?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2026 01:06 PM (xcxpd)

I'm doing alright. It's Fryday, so.....

Week went well. Got work things accomplished. Actually got off my ass and did some work in the bathroom, which I hope to continue and have it ready for paint by next week.

Got the kid another car, which I'm working on to get it as tip top as I can. Got time, tho, since her license is suspended.......

How about you?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 01:09 PM (2YhKe)

271 121 France had Haiti and Vietnam.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2026 12:32 PM (oUQlg)

Vietnam is doing well.

Posted by: Easy the Elder at June 26, 2026 01:09 PM (GxJkO)

272 Friday? It's shower day!

Posted by: Karmelo Anthony at June 26, 2026 01:09 PM (wVcYX)

273 Have you met The Meat Puppets?
Posted by: garrett at June 26, 2026 01:06 PM (HmitH)

No.

Posted by: Reforger at June 26, 2026 01:10 PM (mTPps)

274 MTG will join Solve the JQ Problem Party!

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2026 01:10 PM (GD0B3)

275
I hear she does....other stuff
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2026 01:07 PM (xcxpd)

In the butt, Bob.

Posted by: Newlywed Game Contestant at June 26, 2026 01:10 PM (2YhKe)

276 >>I tried but they were too high to die.

The recent re-release of that was well made...but, that was definitely a made for market Puppets LP.

Up on the Sun / Huevos are a bit more Country-Fried.

Posted by: garrett at June 26, 2026 01:10 PM (HmitH)

277 They all get a Haitian Vacation.

https://youtu.be/EIE4UqpuU6w

Posted by: mikeski at June 26, 2026 01:10 PM (K00qy)

278 They need to offer bounties on illegals.

Any American that captures and delivers an illegal to ICE receives one year income tax exemption (up to the estimated cost of supporting an illegal).

Multiple captures result in multiple rewards.

50 captures gets a lifetime personal income tax exemption.

1000 captures gets a federal highway named after you.

10,000 captures gets a military vessel named after you.

Posted by: Outside the Box at June 26, 2026 01:07 PM (6Rf1G)

How many to be crowned System Lord?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 26, 2026 01:10 PM (snZF9)

279 Vietnam is doing well.

Posted by: Easy the Elder at June 26, 2026 01:09 PM (GxJkO)

Because we killed sufficient numbers of commies. N. Korea, not so well.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 26, 2026 01:10 PM (dK+Kv)

280 Seattle’s Sky-High Minimum Wage for Delivery Drivers

Now Seattle residents complain about prices. “I ordered a $12 sandwich…$12 grew to $32!” complains one in my new video. “I just deleted the app.”

Posted by: SMOD at June 26, 2026 01:10 PM (RHGPo)

281 Vietnam is doing well.
Posted by: Easy the Elder at June 26, 2026 01:09 PM (GxJkO)

Vietnamese people are friendly and industrious.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2026 01:10 PM (1z8ji)

282 Think you're having a bad day?

https://tinyurl.com/mv86xxws

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 26, 2026 01:11 PM (ndZc7)

283 Haiti was playing in the world cup the other night and I was wondering how such poor people were able to travel to it.Oh, they are already here ...

Posted by: steevy at June 26, 2026 01:11 PM (YwEeS)

284 I saw the Gin Blossoms a bunch of times. They were really more country than pop. The only real album is New Miserable Experience. I heard about the guitarist/songwriter Doug Hopkins, whom I had shared shots with a couple of times killing himself while I was in Somalia.

Posted by: Reforger at June 26, 2026 01:05 PM (mTPps)
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The follow up album isn't NME, but it's not that bad.

But, I believe he died after he was voted out of the group because of his constant drunkenness (not showing up, sloppiness during practice,etc.).

All the same, Hopkins was the genius.

(Interestingly enough, all similar reasons that Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley entertained firing Ace Frehley before Destroyer. Apparently punctuality and professionalism was big in Kiss.)

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 01:11 PM (Fi81e)

285
After she was kicked out. They keep doing this. Massie is next!
Posted by: runner at June 26, 2026 01:07 PM (GD0B3)

Seems someone should remind her Xcrement feed of this.

It's kinda sad to see all these never was become has beens.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 01:11 PM (2YhKe)

286
This is our Haitian Divorce.

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 01:11 PM (Fi81e)

287 $2600 plus the free flight ... sounds like a lot, but the cost to forcibly remove them must be much more than that.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 26, 2026 01:12 PM (vbXSk)

288 Wouldn't $2600 make you in the top 1% in Haiti? Living like a king I tell you!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 26, 2026 01:12 PM (n5tGW)

289 it means the Ninth Circuit is done..

for years the Ninth Circuit blocked every TPS termination.. every metering policy.. every turnback order.. judges in San Francisco and D.C. issued injunctions the same week DHS tried to enforce anything..

that was the strategy.. not the law.. the injunctions..

the metering policy was blocked for nearly a decade.. it's back today with Supreme Court backing..

this is the same playbook that ended in 1954 when the court finally gave the executive branch back its immigration authority.. and it took 30 years of litigation to get there..

"the courts cannot stop it" doesn't mean Trump won a policy fight.. it means the legal infrastructure the other side built to slow enforcement for years just got ruled unconstitutional..

Posted by: SMOD at June 26, 2026 01:12 PM (RHGPo)

290 delivers an illegal to ICE

Can't we just deliver the ears?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 26, 2026 01:12 PM (Kt19C)

291 274 MTG will join Solve the JQ Problem Party!
Posted by: runner

She's certainly not in the running for the Solve The Riemann Hypothesis Party

Posted by: gKWVE at June 26, 2026 01:12 PM (gKWVE)

292 MTG has left the party.

Left forums alternate between calling her trailer park trash and "one of the few reasonable Republicans"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2026 01:08 PM (sKqQm)

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Which is fully consistent in their minds.

Posted by: ShainS at June 26, 2026 01:12 PM (t/lcw)

293 Over-under on when Semisonic starts whining that DHS is using the lyrics to their song?

The way that usually goes is the band doesn't know and doesn't care, the media descends like locusts demanding comment, and they press until they get something disapproving of Orange Man.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 26, 2026 01:12 PM (2ocoG)

294 Think you're having a bad day?

https://tinyurl.com/mv86xxws
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 26, 2026 01:11 PM (ndZc7)

I have longer chains than that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 01:12 PM (2YhKe)

295 Vietnam is doing well.
Posted by: Easy the Elder

French DNA + Asian DNA = hot girls

Horde-acceptable maths.

Posted by: mikeski at June 26, 2026 01:13 PM (K00qy)

296 Seattle’s Sky-High Minimum Wage for Delivery Drivers

Now Seattle residents complain about prices. “I ordered a $12 sandwich…$12 grew to $32!” complains one in my new video. “I just deleted the app.”

Posted by: SMOD at June 26, 2026 01:10 PM (RHGPo)

Ahhhhhhh ha ha haha ha.

F'ing retards. We told you so. And yet you f'd it up statewide with your stupid minimum wage laws for unskilled labor, and you'll be the end of those jobs in rural areas as well.

Dumb asses.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 26, 2026 01:13 PM (dK+Kv)

297 The way that usually goes is the band doesn't know and doesn't care, the media descends like locusts demanding comment, and they press until they get something disapproving of Orange Man.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 26, 2026 01:12 PM (2ocoG)

Which is stupid.

"Did he pay the licensing fees? Well, I'm making money, so it is what it is."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 01:13 PM (2YhKe)

298 The French opened the back door and let them in

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2026 01:14 PM (l9DAo)

299 Think you're having a bad day?

https://tinyurl.com/mv86xxws
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 26, 2026 01:11 PM (ndZc7)

Long tow straps FTW.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2026 01:14 PM (1z8ji)

300 delivers an illegal to ICE

Can't we just deliver the ears?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 26, 2026 01:12 PM (Kt19C)

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Make Bounties Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS at June 26, 2026 01:14 PM (t/lcw)

301 I think this Louisiana pastor is much better at beat downs than I am. He goes after nutcase threatening to rape his wife and daughters:

https://tinyurl.com/yt22u4m9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2026 01:14 PM (8Cor4)

302 298 The French opened the back door and let them in
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2026 01:14 PM (l9DAo)

Ooo la la!

Posted by: French mistake at June 26, 2026 01:14 PM (TbWk/)

303 *Dead Milkmen kick grass sadly*

We feel ya.

Posted by: Dead Schembechlers at June 26, 2026 01:14 PM (J4Dwc)

304 > I hear she does....other stuff

The rumor was she was going butt wild with a couple of guys at her CrossFit gym while she was married. She denied it. I dunno if it had any merit. It might have been a media hit job.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2026 01:14 PM (mkw2N)

305 MTG has left the party.

Left forums alternate between calling her trailer park trash and "one of the few reasonable Republicans"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2026 01:08 PM (sKqQm)
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Yeah, they never know what to do with our crossovers.

As judgmental and harsh Christians, we welcome them with open arms (sometimes too credulously, though). On their side, they always have the stink of a conservative on them.

She will have to fully sacrifice for the revolution in order to gain a handful of cred.

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 01:14 PM (Fi81e)

306 I think this Louisiana pastor is much better at beat downs than I am. He goes after nutcase threatening to rape his wife and daughters:

https://tinyurl.com/yt22u4m9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2026 01:14 PM (8Cor4)

Be better, Fen.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 26, 2026 01:15 PM (dK+Kv)

307 MTG's move to her new digs in Costa Rica raised a few eyebrows.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 26, 2026 01:15 PM (jehhT)

308 The T in TPS stands for

GTFOOH. Sorry. We already have enough home grown layabouts. We don't need to import more.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2026 01:15 PM (Dvo57)

309 France Nguyen I think her name was. Super hawt actress of that mixture, she is in a Star Trek episode Helen of Troyus(?)

Posted by: steevy at June 26, 2026 01:15 PM (YwEeS)

310 That video of the Red Dodge hitting dumbass protester should be the only dialogue with leftists going forward

Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 26, 2026 01:15 PM (1ehvT)

311 > Think you're having a bad day?

I can't believe they're making him wax his 'stache.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2026 01:15 PM (mkw2N)

312 I was on a cruise one time and the ship stopped at Labadee. For some reason I still can't explain we decided to do this stupid kayak thing. The guide tells us not to take pictures if the natives are on the shore because they believe the camera will steal their souls. I blurted out, "no shit, do they have the fucking wheel?" Shit holes aspire to be haiti.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 26, 2026 01:16 PM (snZF9)

313 270 How you doing this fine Friday? Has your week been ok?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2026 01:06 PM (xcxpd)

I'm doing alright. It's Fryday, so.....

Week went well. Got work things accomplished. Actually got off my ass and did some work in the bathroom, which I hope to continue and have it ready for paint by next week.

Got the kid another car, which I'm working on to get it as tip top as I can. Got time, tho, since her license is suspended.......

How about you?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 01:09 PM (2YhKe)

Pretty good week, took a couple days off and spent some time with IRL friends playing D&D all day Tuesday. Pizza and bourbon and dice. A good time.

No real problems worth complaining about.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2026 01:16 PM (xcxpd)

314 I think this Louisiana pastor is much better at beat downs than I am. He goes after nutcase threatening to rape his wife and daughters:

https://tinyurl.com/yt22u4m9
___

Just saw that.

20-year-old kid threatening his wife, daughters, and granddaughters.

Pastor beat that kid into next week.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 26, 2026 01:16 PM (Q28kH)

315 The French opened the back door and let them in

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2026 01:14 PM (l9DAo)

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This is a euphemism, isn't it?

Posted by: ShainS at June 26, 2026 01:16 PM (t/lcw)

316 Saigon at night.

https://tinyurl.com/dke26yj7

Posted by: Easy the Elder at June 26, 2026 01:16 PM (GxJkO)

317 MTG's move to her new digs in Costa Rica raised a few eyebrows.

This is what most GOPers want - get enough money so they can get away from their constituents and never work again

Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

318 Meh news is good news.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at June 26, 2026 01:16 PM (FMtrg)

319 Long tow straps FTW.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

They could have had a mile of chain and that van was not moving unless they got a real truck on the other end.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 26, 2026 01:16 PM (Rmhd1)

320 Saw the Goo Goo Dolls at The Chance in Poughkeepsie just as A Boy Named Goo came out. Good show, then they got huge. Rzeznik is a big lefty from Buffalo

Good record. Tim Pierce plays the mandolins and the guitar solo on "Iris".

Posted by: Ian S. at June 26, 2026 01:16 PM (2ocoG)

321 > I think this Louisiana pastor is much better at beat downs than I am. He goes after nutcase threatening to rape his wife and daughters:

Apparently that was just the latest threat by this wackjob. Reportedly he's been shouting threats at parishioners of this church for a long time.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2026 01:17 PM (mkw2N)

322 1993 earthquake ???

Maybe 2013.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 26, 2026 01:17 PM (/lPRQ)

323 Sooooo.....Haitian.....what's this I hear about your having trouble with your TPS reports.

Posted by: Bill Lumberg at June 26, 2026 01:17 PM (6Rf1G)

324 Posted by: ShainS at June 26, 2026 01:16 PM (t/lcw)

Where ya been man. If you say working my whole opinion of you is going to take a hit

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2026 01:18 PM (l9DAo)

325
No real problems worth complaining about.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2026 01:16 PM (xcxpd)

Good for you, man.

We're towing the RV to a lake for the 4th next week. Bud is bringing his boat, so we'll do some sunin' and funin' and fishin' for a few days.

We really need it. Hopefully the RV issues have been corrected and I won't be spending the whole time working on it like I did last month........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 01:18 PM (2YhKe)

326 304 > I hear she does....other stuff

The rumor was she was going butt wild with a couple of guys at her CrossFit gym while she was married. She denied it. I dunno if it had any merit. It might have been a media hit job.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2026 01:14 PM (mkw2N)

She is far from the only Congresscritter credibly accused of infidelity. Too bad, in a way. Butterface but she was reliably pro-gun and that's kinda my single issue.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2026 01:18 PM (xcxpd)

327 Tge weekend is coming
West bound and down, back when I get home

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2026 01:18 PM (sgkY8)

328 Good for you, man.

We're towing the RV to a lake for the 4th next week. Bud is bringing his boat, so we'll do some sunin' and funin' and fishin' for a few days.

We really need it. Hopefully the RV issues have been corrected and I won't be spending the whole time working on it like I did last month........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 01:18 PM (2YhKe)

That sounds sweet!

What kind of car did you get? Old Honda or Toyota?
Fingers crossed for you and the RV.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2026 01:19 PM (xcxpd)

329 Here is the corrected link for the understandably irate pastor:

https://tinyurl.com/yt22u4m9

So Comrade Flounder

Do you think k I should be better at beating down nutcases or better at posting links or both?😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2026 01:19 PM (8Cor4)

330 Ok...under control. I applied my Haitian VooDoo...

Step 1. Put on 1929 Cole Porter collectable record of "That VooDoo You Do".

Step 2. Made a VooDoo doll representing all illegal immigrant Haitians.

Step 3. Placed VooDoo Doll inside a model plane.

Step 4. Flew model plane into a collision with a bowl filled with French Fries covered in gravy and cheese curds.

The Haitians are on their way to Canada. NEXT!!!!

Posted by: Orson at June 26, 2026 01:19 PM (dIske)

331 Dang. Id hoped they come to my town to hunt and eat the Canada geese.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 26, 2026 01:19 PM (wBaIH)

332 France Nguyen I think her name was. Super hawt actress of that mixture, she is in a Star Trek episode Helen of Troyus(?)
Posted by: steevy at June 26, 2026 01:15 PM (YwEeS)

Pretty lady. I saw her in Code Name: Diamondhead, starring Roy Thinnes and Ian McShane. Via MST 3000 of course.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 26, 2026 01:19 PM (PSEDc)

333 Saigon at night.

https://tinyurl.com/dke26yj7
Posted by: Easy the Elder at June 26, 2026 01:16 PM (GxJkO)

You asked for it..........

https://youtu.be/GVlCpGDolv4

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 01:19 PM (2YhKe)

334 Be better, Fen.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 26, 2026 01:15 PM (dK+Kv)

She can't.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2026 01:19 PM (l9DAo)

335 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2026 01:19 PM (8Cor4)

I'm flexible.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 26, 2026 01:20 PM (dK+Kv)

336 The way that usually goes is the band doesn't know and doesn't care, the media descends like locusts demanding comment, and they press until they get something disapproving of Orange Man.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 26, 2026 01:12 PM (2ocoG)
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Because the press are Party operatives, and they know how to get these statements. They go after them and get them.

Just like they need uniform denouncements of something that one conservativ-ish person said. And that's agenda #1 on all talk shows that demand to get the denouncement out of the way before they can talk about anything else.

They even said that the guy who said that Big Mike was a tranny was an "extension of Trump".

It never goes in the opposite direction for them--and they don't care.

One of the most shocking statements I heard in the past week was Amala, the mulatto chick at Daily Wire (or maybe Prager), saying that, as a former Wokester, she couldn't see herself celebrating Charlie Kirks' assassination, but she knows that she wouldn't have cared, either.

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 01:20 PM (Fi81e)

337 316 Saigon at night.

https://tinyurl.com/dke26yj7
Posted by: Easy the Elder at June 26, 2026 01:16 PM (GxJkO)

Charlie has stopped squatting the bush, clearly

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2026 01:20 PM (xcxpd)

338 They could have had a mile of chain and that van was not moving unless they got a real truck on the other end.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 26, 2026 01:16 PM (Rmhd1)

Straps. Not chain! Tow straps are slightly elastic; take bit of a run at it, and the impulse may break the stuck vehicle loose. And with a long strap, the towing vehicle can be planted on dry ground.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2026 01:20 PM (1z8ji)

339 I was on a cruise one time and the ship stopped at Labadee. For some reason I still can't explain we decided to do this stupid kayak thing. The guide tells us not to take pictures if the natives are on the shore because they believe the camera will steal their souls. I blurted out, "no shit, do they have the fucking wheel?" Shit holes aspire to be haiti.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 26, 2026 01:16 PM (snZF9)

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Found out from a friend that there are cruises with lots of rock bands that play throughout.

A couple of Caribbean cruises out of MIami next year are the "Cruise To The Edge" (progressive rock bands) and the "On The Blue Cruise" (started out as a "Moody Blues Cruise" with traditional rock & roll bands.

Haven't looked to see if there are any Heavy, Death, and/or Shred Metal Cruises ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 26, 2026 01:20 PM (t/lcw)

340 It's like Carnival ran an airline.

https://tinyurl.com/25ht8957

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 26, 2026 01:21 PM (ndZc7)

341
What kind of car did you get? Old Honda or Toyota?
Fingers crossed for you and the RV.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2026 01:19 PM (xcxpd)

Taurus. It's in great shape for it's age and seems in great shape.

Honda's and Toyota's were just too expensive, or abused.

I can work on Ford's, still.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 01:21 PM (2YhKe)

342 Do you think k I should be better at beating down nutcases or better at posting links or both?😉
__

Embrace the power of 'and'.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 26, 2026 01:21 PM (Q28kH)

343 DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 26, 2026 12:48 PM
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Butt Metal?

Posted by: Steel Panther at June 26, 2026 01:21 PM (dvvVb)

344 I just saw that a GOP governor has placed a temporary restriction on fireworks between July 2 and July 5. In this case, his reasoning makes sense - 94% of the state is in drought conditions, ripe for wildfires.

https://tinyurl.com/bdrmvzzw

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 26, 2026 01:21 PM (qx7Zg)

345 Whoaaaa. Haitians know how to work the system (rather than improve their home)? Mind blown!
Imagine if Haitians put this savvy to work on fixing, I dunno, part of a Caribbean island. That place would be awesome!
Posted by: gKWVE at June 26, 2026 12:12 PM (gKWVE)

It is amazing that the Dominican Republic is on the other side of the island, and built barriers to keep the Haitians on their side of the island.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 26, 2026 01:21 PM (ksbjf)

346 Haven't looked to see if there are any Heavy, Death, and/or Shred Metal Cruises ...
Posted by: ShainS

Look into Carnival Section 8 cruises.
I hear they're all the rage.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2026 01:22 PM (Dvo57)

347 Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2026 01:17 PM (mkw2N

I can understand being annoyed if you live across from a mega church and the music and lights are coming into your house, but it's no cause yo
For threatening harm against the pastor's family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2026 01:22 PM (8Cor4)

348 334 Be better, Fen.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 26, 2026 01:15 PM (dK+Kv)

She can't.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2026 01:19 PM (l9DAo)

Just needs a good coach for ground and pound.

Posted by: Methodist Martial Arts at June 26, 2026 01:23 PM (TbWk/)

349 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 26, 2026 01:23 PM (Lx4gz)

350 Here is the corrected link for the understandably irate pastor:

https://tinyurl.com/yt22u4m9

That's good stuff. Threaten his family, get checked. As it f*cking should be.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 26, 2026 01:24 PM (2YhKe)

351 I saw this on Xitter yesterday. Is it really illegal to ship pre-build high performance gaming machines to California?

http://tiny.cc/o8p5101

Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2026 01:24 PM (mkw2N)

352 Pretty lady. I saw her in Code Name: Diamondhead, starring Roy Thinnes and Ian McShane. Via MST 3000 of course.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 26, 2026 01:19 PM (PSEDc)

Lovejoy!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 26, 2026 01:24 PM (k9OZB)

353 A couple of Caribbean cruises out of MIami next year are the "Cruise To The Edge" (progressive rock bands)

Posted by: ShainS at June 26, 2026 01:20 PM (t/lcw)
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Cruise to the Edge is one I'd like to be able to afford. I'd have to go with my son, though. My wife has no appreciation for prog.

Ever since I got over the fiddly bits on the rest of Kansas' Leftoverture album, prog has been for me.

Steve Hackett (part of my handle) and various members of the 90s mainstay Spock's Beard are frequent performers.

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2026 01:24 PM (Fi81e)

354 Found out from a friend that there are cruises with lots of rock bands that play throughout.

A couple of Caribbean cruises out of MIami next year are the "Cruise To The Edge" (progressive rock bands) and the "On The Blue Cruise" (started out as a "Moody Blues Cruise" with traditional rock & roll bands.

Haven't looked to see if there are any Heavy, Death, and/or Shred Metal Cruises ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 26, 2026 01:20 PM (t/lcw)

Hell yeah there is. Its called 70,000 tons of metal. I did 7 of them. 60 metal bands, 2 shows each, and on the first year we drank the ship dry before it left the port.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 26, 2026 01:24 PM (snZF9)

355 Honda's and Toyota's were just too expensive, or abused.

I can work on Ford's, still.
Posted by: Sponge

Messers Honda and Messers Toyota can't be bought cheaply. Also, you should not try to buy people.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 26, 2026 01:25 PM (diia5)

356 I wonder if the van was in neutral or park judging by their plan.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 26, 2026 01:26 PM (n5tGW)

357 Where ya been man. If you say working my whole opinion of you is going to take a hit

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2026 01:18 PM (l9DAo)

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Busy doing a lot of hiking including a snake bite last month (gotta get outta the house) and on a road trip the past week with a friend.

Was wondering if anybody would miss me; figured at least you would.

Cheers!

Posted by: ShainS at June 26, 2026 01:28 PM (t/lcw)

358 Hell yeah there is. Its called 70,000 tons of metal. I did 7 of them. 60 metal bands, 2 shows each, and on the first year we drank the ship dry before it left the port.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 26, 2026 01:24 PM (snZF9)

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Epic.

Posted by: ShainS at June 26, 2026 01:30 PM (t/lcw)

359 Letting in Haitians is another case of Democrats trying to clean up after the French. That has never ended well in the history of ever.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 26, 2026 12:25 PM (2ocoG)

It a way, so are our issues with Canada. A huge distorting issue in Canada since forever is the special treatment of Quebec, and a lot of the abuse of Alberta comes from needing to dump money on the French.

Break it up.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 26, 2026 01:32 PM (uhVAy)

360 How selling $85.7 billion of SpaceX stock makes Musk a billionaire ...

Summary:
Initial offering: 555.6 million shares
Greenshoe option exercise: +83.3 million shares
Total shares sold: ~639 million shares
Total proceeds: ~$85.7 billion Stocktwits

Yeah. Musk and SpaceX are still holding shares in reserve which they will sell some time in the future to cover company expenses, but there is no real pile of a trillion dollars to be taxed by anybody. I they try, the market will reduce the value of SpaceX.

Posted by: SMOD at June 26, 2026 01:34 PM (RHGPo)

361 I'm pretty sure that earthquake was in 2010 not in the 90's. But still, plenty of time to fix yourself, you don't need 16 year old earthquake relief.
A great book was written on the NGO response called "The big truck that went by", very damning of how corrupt and ineffective they were.

Posted by: Rdubs at June 26, 2026 01:34 PM (vrekR)

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