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Saturday Night Club ONT - June 27, 2026 [D&D]

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Welcome to Club ONT - a collaboration of The Disco and The Dino. We built this place for you so you can have some fun. Come in in, grab a drink or 3. Keep it light and friendly. Jerks need not enter the premises (the moose out front is keeping track and you do NOT want to disappoint the moose).

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Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

Four Catholic Men and a Catholic Woman Were Having Coffee in St. Peter's Square...

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest; when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'".

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'".

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room, everyone says, 'Your Eminence'".

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room, people call him, 'Your Holiness'".

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men gave her a subtle, "Well..."?

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D - 24 - 36.

When she walks into a room, people say, "Jeeeeeeeeeesssssssuuussss!"

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Two men and a woman are going to hitman school...

Their teacher takes one of the men out into the hallway, points at a door and says, "In this room, we have your wife. Here's a loaded pistol, go in and kill her."

The guy says, "OK." He goes into the room and comes out a few minutes later. He says, "I love her, I can't do it."

The teacher says, "You don't have what it takes to be a hitman, get out of here."

The teacher then does the same thing with the other guy, with the same result.

He then takes the woman out into the hallway, points at a door and says, "In this room, we have your husband. Here's a loaded pistol, go in and kill him."

She goes into the room, and he hears a gunshot, and then all hell breaks loose. There's yelling and screaming plus furniture being broken. After about 15 minutes of this, the woman comes out looking dishevelled and says, "Why the hell did you put blanks in the gun? I had to beat the son-of-a-bitch to death."

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Drink of the Night

The 2026 World Cup is well underway. And as luck would have it, a new "official"?? (probably not) cocktail has come about!

Buchanan’s Whisky debuts a simple, refreshing cocktail for the 2026 FIFA World Cup

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The Buchanita cocktail mixes Scotch with pineapple juice. (We’ll wait while our Scottish ancestors roll over in their graves.) But don’t mind them—Scotch doesn’t need to be fussy or only consumed neat in a Glencairn glass beside a pipette of water. That’s especially true when you’re dealing with an easygoing blended Scotch like Buchanan’s 12-Year. The 80-proof whisky has a light profile that’s full of orange, honey and mild chocolate, and it mixes well with fruit juices like citrus and pineapple. You can score the refreshing drink at stadium concessions, bars and fan zones throughout the World Cup, or make it yourself for at-home watch parties.

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How to make the Buchanita cocktail

No one wants to play mixologist at their World Cup watch party. So stock a cooler with beer, then grab a bottle of Buchanan’s 12 and some fresh pineapple juice, and you’ve got everything you need to watch soccer for the next five weeks.

Ingredients:
1.5 oz Buchanan’s 12 Year DeLuxe Blended Scotch Whisky
5 oz fresh pineapple juice
pineapple leaf for garnish

Combine Buchanan’s whisky and fresh pineapple juice in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake well. Strain into a lowball glass over fresh ice, and garnish with a pineapple leaf.

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Club ONT Department of International Relations

*Club ONT management is not responsible for sleepover shenanigans


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Club ONT Department of Cinema Milestones

Mel Brooks turns 100 on Sunday, June 28. In his honor:



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Club ONT Summer Shopping Guide

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Club ONT Department of Full Service Health Care

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Please make sure to be clear to the Club ONT technician which specific problem ails you. Otherwise they'll guess...and they may not guess correctly.


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Club ONT Department of Music

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Note: this is not asking about your favorite song, but a song you could listen to 100 times. Those may be different. This is also not a song that you would wish on others, so no "Baby Shark for my neighbor" responses.


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Club ONT Jukebox

Club regular "tankdemon" has taken over the jukebox tonight. As today is the 27th of the month, he's featuring members of The 27 Club


Who was the first member of this club?

Robert Johnson died in 1938, and the cause of death is as mysterious as much of his life. The official death certificate attributes it to complications from syphilis, but many of his friends and contemporaries say it was murder — whiskey laced with strychnine, courtesy of a jealous husband of one of Johnson’s lovers. He was set to play Carnegie Hall just a few months later, but instead he was laid to rest in an unmarked grave.

Robert Johnson was the first, but unfortunately not the last, important musician to pass away at 27, becoming the founder of a club no one wants to join — and one that has captured the popular imagination for decades.


Many thanks to tankdemon for being on time with the tunes tonight!

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Club ONT is brought to you by Rube Goldberg.

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Contrary to rumor, the Triscuits have been re-stocked. Repeat - the Triscuits have been restocked. Please form an orderly line for Triscuit distribution. There is enough for everybody. Truscuits are part of a whelming experience at Club ONT, so enjoy.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Is this the way to Motel 8?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 27, 2026 10:00 PM (RBKzD)

2 Elsewhere seating is next to the kitchen.

Posted by: Case at June 27, 2026 10:02 PM (IY9No)

3 Sorry I'm late...

There was a sketchy dude at the Crossroads offering guitar lessons.

Crosstown traffic was backed up because a kazoo player was standing in the middle of the street.

My family got concerned about my Red Velvet Cake obsession and tried to sign me into a program.

I couldn't decide on an excuse, so used all apologies.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 27, 2026 10:02 PM (2054U)

4 Repeat - the Triscuits have been restocked.

* checks codebook *

* heads for the undisclosed location just in case *

Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov)

5 Good evening fine people and ragamuffins. Thanks for a great Club ONT, D's.

Posted by: scampydog at June 27, 2026 10:04 PM (XPHTt)

6 Not first, obviously. Now for the content.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 27, 2026 10:04 PM (ZAfEX)

7 Hmm. Door locked. Again. Guess I'll just look through the window.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 27, 2026 10:04 PM (pCKll)

8 Hey, that top photo look vaguely familiar...and great mystery click!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at June 27, 2026 10:05 PM (IQ6Gq)

9 Evening all,

We have a launch in the morning.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 17-40
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: June 28, 2026
Launch Time: 7:00 a.m. PDT (1400 UTC, 16:00 CEST)

https://youtu.be/6R1ZDNpbx1M

Posted by: Joyenz at June 27, 2026 10:05 PM (2F0/Y)

10 5 Good evening fine people and ragamuffins. Thanks for a great Club ONT, D's.

Posted by: scampydog at June 27, 2026 10:04 PM
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Doggo!

Posted by: TRex - triscuit enabled dino at June 27, 2026 10:06 PM (IQ6Gq)

11 Thanks for letting me guest DJ, Disco and Dino.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 27, 2026 10:07 PM (2054U)

12 Song I could listen to 100 times and not get tired of? Cinnamon Girl by Neil Young. For the Neil Young haters out there, here's a version by Matthew Sweet and the incomparable goddess Suzanna Hoffs-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoZEkk2VI_Y

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at June 27, 2026 10:07 PM (QaH55)

13 Elsewhere seating is next to the kitchen.
Posted by: Case at June 27, 2026 10:02 PM (IY9No)

I thought it was in the velociraptor pen, to keep TRex's relatives fed.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 27, 2026 10:08 PM (qx7Zg)

14 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 27, 2026 10:08 PM (+/hEQ)

15 lol at the Rube Goldberg piece!

That may be the best depiction of how life actually works ever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2026 10:09 PM (f1VM4)

16 A song I could listen to over and over: Carry On Wayward Son by Kansas.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 27, 2026 10:09 PM (ZAfEX)

17 OK Go makes the most incredible, complex videos. They are always fun to watch.

Thanks, Doof and Dino!

Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2026 10:11 PM (afFes)

18 Two things:
Re: Robert Johnson, Eric Clapton has a *killer* album of Robert Johnson covers called "Me and Mr. Johnson". Recommended.

Re: Song to listen to 100 times, hands-down it's Comfortably Numb. Probably have listened to it at least a 1000 times so far.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at June 27, 2026 10:11 PM (aFhig)

19 Doggo!
Posted by: TRex - triscuit enabled dino
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Dino!!!

Posted by: scampydog at June 27, 2026 10:11 PM (XPHTt)

20 Triscuits are gross.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 27, 2026 10:12 PM (yEz+x)

21 7 Hmm. Door locked. Again. Guess I'll just look through the window.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 27, 2026 10:04 PM (pCKll)

Were you pushing the door or pulling it?

Posted by: tankdemon at June 27, 2026 10:12 PM (2054U)

22 That sign up top would lead to a knife in the heart.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2026 10:12 PM (Cqx++)

23 100x song.

Long Time by Cake.

Not sure why.

Posted by: blaster at June 27, 2026 10:12 PM (fKauK)

24 There is a video out there of the Norwegian soccer fans in Times Square, participating in a yoga class. All thousand plus of them.

It is just so much like the Minions from one of the Despicable Me movies.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2026 10:13 PM (rbvCR)

25 17 Thanks, Doof and Dino!

Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2026 10:11 PM
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You're welcome! Thanks for stopping by Club ONT!

Posted by: TRex - MoMe attendee dino at June 27, 2026 10:13 PM (IQ6Gq)

26 Hmm. Door locked. Again. Guess I'll just look through the window.

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*Dials 911

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2026 10:13 PM (GD0B3)

27 Repeat - the Triscuits have been restocked.

* checks codebook *

* heads for the undisclosed location just in case *
Posted by: mikeski
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*Dons fake mustache, folds newspaper. Initiating Operation Shopping Cart*

Posted by: scampydog at June 27, 2026 10:13 PM (XPHTt)

28 She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D - 24 - 36.


For a waaaaaaay too short of a time, I dated a very tall woman - she had an 38" inseam.

Yeah, I measured.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 27, 2026 10:13 PM (+/hEQ)

29 Noel young

Harvest Moon. Already heard over 100x. Could go 100 more.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 27, 2026 10:14 PM (yEz+x)

30 Triscuits are gross.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 27, 2026 10:12 PM (yEz+x)


With a slab of sharp cheddar on top? They are Nirvana...and not the Cobain kind!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 27, 2026 10:14 PM (PLxDd)

31 I made cinnamon rolls this morning. I don't like cinnamon and frosting, so I made them with cherry filling made out of cherries cooked down with butter and brown sugar.

I am going to have to think about this more, it did not turn out as good as I hoped.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2026 10:15 PM (rbvCR)

32 she had an 38" inseam.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 27, 2026 10:13 PM (+/hEQ)


That's ridiculously tall, or ridiculously long legs!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 27, 2026 10:15 PM (PLxDd)

33 Present

Posted by: javems at June 27, 2026 10:16 PM (HapR0)

34 Song I could listen to 100 times--

https://youtu.be/qvEHB1xm8i4

Posted by: tankdemon at June 27, 2026 10:16 PM (2054U)

35 Evenin'

I can listen to, on a loop:

Dire Straits - Telegraph Road
Rush - The Analog Kid
Don Henley - Boys of Summer
Waylon Jennings - The Wild Ones

There are others....

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 27, 2026 10:16 PM (MmTZZ)

36 Posted by: Tonypete at June 27, 2026 10:13 PM (+/hEQ)

Hmmm.. she was either 6'3" or 7'9"...

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2026 10:16 PM (GD0B3)

37 *Dons fake mustache, folds newspaper. Initiating Operation Shopping Cart*
Posted by: scampydog at June 27, 2026 10:13 PM (XPHTt)

*starts Le Marseillaise on the phonograph*

*flips painting to show Wehrmacht Officer patrol routes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2026 10:16 PM (mPXxA)

38 Re: Song to listen to 100 times?

Dire Straits, On Every Street.

Causes me to remember the one that got away. Ouch.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 27, 2026 10:16 PM (+/hEQ)

39 With a slab of sharp cheddar on top? They are Nirvana...and not the Cobain kind!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Best to go with a slab of cheddar on both top and bottom of each Triscuit. Just to be sure.

Posted by: scampydog at June 27, 2026 10:16 PM (XPHTt)

40 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2026 10:17 PM (mPXxA)

41 Full disclosure, I don't care about soccer, and I don't follow the World Cup, so forgive my ignorance, but ain't that shit still going on? I mean, it's a catchy little song and video, but maybe they should wait, just in case people start burning flags and stabbing each other in the eye? Just an observation.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at June 27, 2026 10:17 PM (QaH55)

42 Interesting night in the Middle East. I’m not sure if anyone is completely sure what’s going on, but suddenly a whole lot of shit is going on again. Several countries involved.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2026 10:18 PM (f1VM4)

43 Thanks for the dandy Saturday Night Club ONT, Disco and Dino!

Jokes were great! Pass on the World Cup Cocktail.

That Golden with headphones is precious!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 27, 2026 10:18 PM (D/6p1)

44
*pretends to be interested in discourse*

*falls asleep in chair*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2026 10:18 PM (O0L8i)

45 Good news, everyone!

The Hill
@thehill
Kaitlan Collins pushes back on Trump rhetoric: Democratic socialism ‘is not communism’

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 27, 2026 10:18 PM (ndZc7)

46 40 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2026 10:17 PM
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Thank you for stopping by!

Posted by: TRex - cheese plus truscuit = happy dino at June 27, 2026 10:18 PM (IQ6Gq)

47 Ferking autocucumber

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 27, 2026 10:18 PM (H3AP2)

48 I've never made CotW but that's my third assist. Should count for sumpin'.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 27, 2026 10:19 PM (vTZFs)

49 Song I could listen to 100 times and not get tired of?

The Boys of Summer by Don Henley

Posted by: Archer at June 27, 2026 10:19 PM (wvc0i)

50 Not sure I could listen to any song 100 times but, if I did, it would probably have to be one with both compelling lyrics and catchy tune that wouldn't become irritating so quickly. My top candidates:

Tennessee Kid - Steve Earle
Clean My Wounds - Corrosion of Conformity
Twilight Zone - Golden Earring
Rocky Road to Dublin - Irish folk song
Hallowed Be Thy Name - Iron Maiden

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 27, 2026 10:19 PM (kOluj)

51 For a waaaaaaay too short of a time, I dated a very tall woman - she had an 38" inseam.

Yeah, I measured.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 27, 2026 10:13 PM (+/hEQ)
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I worked with a gal like that long ago. Her legs were often askew.

Posted by: javems at June 27, 2026 10:19 PM (HapR0)

52 Reminds me of my high school girl friend.

Posted by: Archer at June 27, 2026 10:20 PM (wvc0i)

53 48 I've never made CotW but that's my third assist. Should count for sumpin'.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 27, 2026 10:19 PM (vTZFs)

Teamwork makes the dream work!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2026 10:20 PM (mPXxA)

54 With a slab of sharp cheddar on top? They are Nirvana...and not the Cobain kind!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

My go to Triscuit topping is Muenster with a slice of English cucumber.

Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2026 10:20 PM (lJ0H4)

55 Bell Bottom Blues.

Posted by: davidt at June 27, 2026 10:20 PM (Q+gd/)

56 45 Good news, everyone!

The Hill
@thehill
Kaitlan Collins pushes back on Trump rhetoric: Democratic socialism ‘is not communism’
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 27, 2026 10:18 PM (ndZc7)

Narrator: Yes it is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2026 10:20 PM (mPXxA)

57 Her legs were often askew.
Posted by: javems
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Askew sounds suspiciously like the spy code in the comments above.

Posted by: scampydog at June 27, 2026 10:21 PM (XPHTt)

58 I line the new Leftist talking points about Democratic socialism;

1. Calling Democratic socialists socialists (like they do) is gaslighting scare tactics!
2. Democratic socialists are actually really just capitalists who care.
3. Capitalism is the worst thing ever.
4. Socialism is awesome.

Posted by: blaster at June 27, 2026 10:21 PM (fKauK)

59 I can (and have) listened to this one on repeat all day long. I don't know if it was 100x, but... it was a lot.

And I still like it enough to listen to it again anfter getting the link -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2hRTLdvdnk

Posted by: pkudude99 at June 27, 2026 10:21 PM (+Nd2x)

60 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 27, 2026 10:22 PM (+9wcF)

61 Songs I would never tire of hearing
Uncle Salty
No More No More
Echoes
One Slip
Side 2 of Songs From the Big Chair

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at June 27, 2026 10:23 PM (0aYVJ)

62 45 Good news, everyone!

The Hill
@thehill
Kaitlan Collins pushes back on Trump rhetoric: Democratic socialism ‘is not communism’
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Yea!! You tell them Comrade!!

Posted by: East Germany at June 27, 2026 10:23 PM (MmTZZ)

63 I thought the soccer song was cute.

After the USA v Australia game in Seattle, I’d never seen so many American flags ( not on fire) downtown. It was a sea of happy people chanting and cheering and partying together.

Then the Red Sox fans showed up.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 27, 2026 10:23 PM (yEz+x)

64 Mindful Webmaster,

Thanks for sharing one of your webworks pieces on the previous post.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at June 27, 2026 10:23 PM (yTvNw)

65 Scott has got hie Wiener caught in the meat grinder.

Scott Wiener showed up to the trans march and for the first time we kicked his ass out. It's sad because while he's written some good legislation for queers, hes ultimately a genocidal-supporting center right shill. Trigger warning: broken man walking away defeated. Vote Connie!

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More similar comments.

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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 27, 2026 10:24 PM (ndZc7)

66 Charlie Christian - 1941

www.youtube.com/watch?v=x52x5hjpD5k

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 27, 2026 10:24 PM (RBKzD)

67 Just got to the end of that music thread. Over thirty links to music. Figure I'll still be listening to 'em tomorrow in the book thread.

Good Eve, y'all. Guess I'll go read the content now.

Posted by: mindful webworker - oh, look! It's an ONT! at June 27, 2026 10:24 PM (C8pEi)

68 My song on a loop is Overkill by Men at Work.

Posted by: polynikes at June 27, 2026 10:25 PM (04gcy)

69 What a lovely evening for a beverage and cigar. Y'all enjoy!

*cues up Country Roads

Posted by: man at June 27, 2026 10:25 PM (XuXeR)

70 LOL @ Scott Weiner.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2026 10:25 PM (mPXxA)

71 Love Triscuit, the original flavor. It's great with fresh cantaloupe. Hubs' cheese of choice lately is an English Cheddar. Tasty on a Triscuit!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 27, 2026 10:26 PM (D/6p1)

72 'Center right'. LOL again. He's lowered the age of consent for you pedo shits.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2026 10:27 PM (mPXxA)

73 How can they lose with an argument like this?

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
CRINGE

Texas Dems have lost their minds defending James Talarico:

“They say that James is trans, we’re all trans. When they say James is gay tofu eating vegan, we’re all gay tofu eating vegans! And when they say James is going to hell, we’ll say we’re all going to hell!”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 27, 2026 10:27 PM (ndZc7)

74 A song you could listen to 100 times. "Mississippi Queen" by Mountain. It always ends too soon.

Posted by: a.moron at June 27, 2026 10:28 PM (X5Jzz)

75 Texas Dems have lost their minds defending James Talarico:

“They say that James is trans, we’re all trans. When they say James is gay tofu eating vegan, we’re all gay tofu eating vegans! And when they say James is going to hell, we’ll say we’re all going to hell!”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 27, 2026 10:27 PM (ndZc7)

OK.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2026 10:28 PM (mPXxA)

76 Long Time by Cake.

Not sure why.

Posted by: blaster at June 27, 2026 10:12 PM (fKauK)

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*forehead slap*

This should totally be on my list

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 27, 2026 10:29 PM (kOluj)

77
49 Song I could listen to 100 times and not get tired of?

The Boys of Summer by Don Henley
Posted by: Archer at June 27, 2026 10:19 PM (wvc0i)

Love that one, although I think the most haunting song on that album is “Sunset Grill”.

Just looked up trivia, and found something I never knew - Henley wrote the lyrics for Boys of Summer, but Tom Petty and the heartbreakers did the music.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2026 10:30 PM (f1VM4)

78
Wow! Early!

Double wow! Nothing to say!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at June 27, 2026 10:30 PM (ixS3i)

79 Texas Dems have lost their minds defending James Talarico:

“They say that James is trans, we’re all trans. When they say James is gay tofu eating vegan, we’re all gay tofu eating vegans! And when they say James is going to hell, we’ll say we’re all going to hell!”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 27, 2026 10:27 PM (ndZc7)

Bye Felicia!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 27, 2026 10:30 PM (DGlaL)

80
90 years ago, Scott Weiner would be in the basement of the Lubyanka with a Nagant against the back of his skull while he screamed, "What for?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2026 10:31 PM (O0L8i)

81 That Nirvana song up top is catchy...never heard it before.

Psst...the Coleman Lazy River Pool is AI.

Posted by: Joemarine at June 27, 2026 10:31 PM (y171U)

82 Wiener is getting Trotsky’d. couldn’t happen to a more deserving fella.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2026 10:31 PM (f1VM4)

83 100 times or 100 times in a row? Not sure if there's anything that could do the latter. If there were, it might be something like

https://youtu.be/D38WOzizk98

or maybe the album version of Jim Croce's "Operator."

Posted by: Oddbob at June 27, 2026 10:32 PM (vTZFs)

84 Poison by Alice Cooper is good on a loop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2026 10:32 PM (mPXxA)

85
Texas Dems have lost their minds defending James Talarico

___________

Beto, with 100% more gay.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2026 10:32 PM (O0L8i)

86 Bringing us together.

New York Post
@nypost
Minnesota school board member under fire after saying dogs should urinate on 'White corpses' in cemeteries

. . . .
“I don’t get why we don’t just make dog parks at White Christian cemeteries if White Christians are ok with it? This is a simple fix. Leave the indigenous land sacred and piss on the White corpses.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 27, 2026 10:32 PM (ndZc7)

87 70 LOL @ Scott Weiner.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2026 10:25 PM (mPXxA)

I feel bad for the dude...

Posted by: Joemarine at June 27, 2026 10:32 PM (y171U)

88 Good evening morons and Слава Двоим!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2026 10:34 PM (RIvkX)

89 82 Wiener is getting Trotsky’d. couldn’t happen to a more deserving fella.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2026 10:31 PM (f1VM4)

The sad thing? Trans do not really have any pull- they are just useful as a wedge issue and cultural and literal stormtroopers. This guy will still get pushed. They'll fall in line. This is just whining about the tip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2026 10:34 PM (mPXxA)

90 88 Good evening morons and Слава Двоим!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2026 10:34 PM (RIvkX)

Gesundheit!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2026 10:34 PM (mPXxA)

91 I watched "Into the Woods" today - the plot is a couple of sisters trying to survive some undetailed apocalypse in a house deep in the woods in North California (actually filmed on Vancouver island) where the power goes out and stays out.

Minor spoiler: Eventually they figure out how to hunt/gather in their area to deal with their used up food supplies.

So I did a little research - the estimate is that an Indian hunter gather would need about 2000 acres of land in the northwest to live off of! Yes with modern knowledge you could shave something off that but...that's a lot of land.

Now in comparison a medieval peasant would only need about 4 acres...No wonder agriculture spread so quickly...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2026 10:34 PM (sKqQm)

92 Howdy Hordelings! Good to see you all. Even CBD.

Posted by: Doof at June 27, 2026 10:35 PM (QMAsf)

93 And when they say James is going to hell, we’ll say we’re all going to hell!”

I suspect at some level most Dems really do believe this. They hate reality. They hate God. They hate everything and everyone

Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2026 10:36 PM (sKqQm)

94 81

Psst...the Coleman Lazy River Pool is AI.

Posted by: Joemarine at June 27, 2026 10:31 PM (y171U)


Nooooooo! I was planning to head to Costco in the morning to get one!

Posted by: a.moron at June 27, 2026 10:36 PM (X5Jzz)

95 83 100 times or 100 times in a row? ...or maybe the album version of Jim Croce's "Operator."

Posted by: Oddbob at June 27, 2026 10:32 PM (vTZFs)

Is Croce's album version different from the single?

I could listen to "I Got A Name" a lot, but not 100 times..

Posted by: Joemarine at June 27, 2026 10:36 PM (y171U)

96 Repeatable songs? Pretty much anything that Noiselund does reworking RLM videos. "Impressions," "Hot Sexy Bodies," "Philosophical," and "Givin' It (To The Baby)" are good starts.

Mike Franklyn, "Ghoul Disco."

Cop Shoot Cop, "Any Day Now."

I'm sure there are others. But it's late on a Saturday, and you know what that means.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 27, 2026 10:36 PM (CHHv1)

97 Some of the Texas dems who are paying attention are starting to realize that they got sold a bill of goods with Talarico. Honestly, I believe that most of the hype about how he was “electable!” and “moderate!” and “appeals to a broad range of Texas voters!” was mostly just a well financed op by the Cornyn campaign.

The democrats got played for fools in the Texas GOP’s civil war, and they’re just now starting to figure out what happened.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2026 10:36 PM (f1VM4)

98 71 Love Triscuit, the original flavor. It's great with fresh cantaloupe.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 27, 2026 10:26 PM
***
Yes!

Posted by: TRex - friend of cantaloupe dino at June 27, 2026 10:37 PM (IQ6Gq)

99 Songs I could listen to 100 times

The Wall - Kansas
America - Waylon Jennings
Drift Away - Dobie Gray or Steppenwolf
Where Eagles Fly - Sammy Hagar
Never Surrender- Triumph

... and any track of the Chant CDs on a rough day.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 27, 2026 10:38 PM (qx7Zg)

100 We have a clear line of divide here at the Club. Triscuit people on one side. Sane people on the other.

Posted by: Doof at June 27, 2026 10:39 PM (QMAsf)

101 Is Croce's album version different from the single?

Dunno. Probably not. My intent was to exclude live versions without the full orchestration.

I could listen to "I Got A Name" a lot, but not 100 times..

Another good choice. "And I carry it with me like my daddy did..." is a goosebump line.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 27, 2026 10:39 PM (vTZFs)

102 Hallowed Be Thy Name - Iron Maiden
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 27, 2026 10:19 PM
***
Excellent candidate

Posted by: TRex - dino, friend of Eddie at June 27, 2026 10:40 PM (IQ6Gq)

103 Songs to listen to 100 times
Shake Your Body - Jackson 5
I'm Your Boogie Man - K.C. and the Sunshine Band
Mountain Jam - Allman Brothers

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2026 10:40 PM (RIvkX)

104 Transparent TV, 77" glass. Only $60K.

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2026 10:40 PM (GD0B3)

105 LOL @ Scott Weiner.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2026 10:25 PM (mPXxA)

I feel bad for the dude...
Posted by: Joemarine at June 27, 2026 10:32 PM (y171U)

I'll wait until Weiner's wiener gets spray with the essence of Georgia Reaper peppers first.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 27, 2026 10:40 PM (qx7Zg)

106 I'm pretty sure I did listen to Third Eye Blind "Motorcycle Drive By" 100 times on loop as a teen. And "How's It Going to Be."

Honestly, a bunch of Third Eye Blind songs. I'm looking at you, "Deep Inside of You."

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 27, 2026 10:40 PM (ftFVW)

107 I feel bad for the dude...
Posted by: Joemarine at June 27, 2026 10:32 PM (y171U)

I feel sorry for Weiner like I felt sorry for Jeffrey Dahmer when he got killed by a fellow inmate who shoved a broken broom handle up his bunghole.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2026 10:40 PM (f1VM4)

108 Songs to listen to 100x?

Oktobernatt, from the Music Thread (dat voice):
https://youtu.be/DKXp5uw_YZ8

Toad (dem harmonies):
https://youtu.be/nOOm5YciACc

Therion (just because):
https://youtu.be/HyF9bsxCMUk

Marble (shut up, it's a guilty pleasure and the bassline is fun):
https://youtu.be/HpwtLb2d8Kc

Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2026 10:41 PM (VHUov)

109
Some of the Texas dems who are paying attention are starting to realize that they got sold a bill of goods with Talarico. 

____________

This, too, is the legacy of Obama. The Democrats lost something like 1000 state and federal seats during his administration. The farm system, as it were, was left bare. The lunatics rushed in, with the results we see today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2026 10:41 PM (O0L8i)

110 Riviera Paradise, by SRV

Posted by: Don Black at June 27, 2026 10:41 PM (Ix/XA)

111 Straight from Minority Report!

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2026 10:42 PM (GD0B3)

112 Songs I could listen to 100 times
The Wall - Kansas
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


Hm..... maybe 91 times. But that's a good one.

Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2026 10:42 PM (VHUov)

113 I'm pretty sure I did listen to Third Eye Blind "Motorcycle Drive By" 100 times on loop as a teen. And "How's It Going to Be."

Honestly, a bunch of Third Eye Blind songs. I'm looking at you, "Deep Inside of You."
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 27, 2026 10:40 PM (ftFVW)


Their debut album was fantastic. Greatness from the first track to the last. Too bad they couldn't follow it up very well

Posted by: Doof at June 27, 2026 10:42 PM (QMAsf)

114 Yay, I got an assist!

"Could listen to over and over: Lots, but let's go with "Blue Clear Sky" by George Strait.

Posted by: RandomDave at June 27, 2026 10:43 PM (aJQbY)

115 You know what I could listen to 100 times in a row? The entire soundtrack to the original Conan the Barbarian movie by Basil Polidouros. Yes, that I could do.

After that, the soundtrack to Oh Brother where art Thou?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2026 10:44 PM (f1VM4)

116 Gulf Coast Highway with Emmylou Harris and Willie Nelson.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2026 10:44 PM (mPXxA)

117 Their debut album was fantastic. Greatness from the first track to the last. Too bad they couldn't follow it up very well
Posted by: Doof

For sure! I listened to that full album on loop, too, before settling on specific ones.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 27, 2026 10:45 PM (ftFVW)

118 Mindful Webmaster,
Thanks for sharing one of your webworks pieces on the previous post.
Posted by: Mrs JTB


You're welcome. I've been parsing out one of my songs per music thread (usually) from the sessions I recorded a decade ago, before my fingers and voice started failing. I know they're no great shakes on performance or recording, but wanted to get them all out in the world. For posterior's sake.

Mindful Webmaster. Heh. If my nic wasn't so burned in, I might change to that.

Posted by: mindful webworker - jack of a few things master of none at June 27, 2026 10:45 PM (C8pEi)

119 "Sappy" is a great song. Never on an album, it was a secret track on some charity compilation. The hits have been played to death, and Cobain should be noones role model, but they were the last great band, and when he imploded or was murdered (either is believable) he wasn't washed yet. Great sound and he could write a hook. Almost against his wishes because he really wanted to be the kind of punk artist that most people rejected but he was just too good at songwriting

Posted by: Kevin Cronan at June 27, 2026 10:45 PM (3/XaG)

120 I am late. I forgot my id. The moose said I was dead so I couldn’t come in. I snuck in through the window and broke a heel.

Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2026 10:45 PM (OoFl2)

121 115 You know what I could listen to 100 times in a row? The entire soundtrack to the original Conan the Barbarian movie by Basil Polidouros. Yes, that I could do.

After that, the soundtrack to Oh Brother where art Thou?
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2026 10:44 PM (f1VM4)

Last of the Mohicans from the 90s. Awesome even now.

https://tinyurl.com/mr48v9y5

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2026 10:45 PM (mPXxA)

122 I've come to an odd conclusion. I don't have a guardian angel. I have a guardian Labrador retriever.

He'll keep me out of trouble many times, but if he thinks I'm safe, he'll chase squirrels and butterflies while I muddle alone. Sometimes he brings me gifts I didn't know I needed, to deal with problems. In times of pain, though, I sense him curled up against me, offering love and support.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 27, 2026 10:46 PM (qx7Zg)

123 Holy Wars - Megadeth

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 27, 2026 10:46 PM (6lIrI)

124 Finishing up the dual dialogue module for the screenwriting config, it's pretty slick if you ask me.

Now I just have to come up with some pithy dialogue.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 27, 2026 10:47 PM (XV/Pl)

125 I was confused when Nancy Pelosi endorsed the CCP shill over the p3do establishment soldier.

Jew.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2026 10:47 PM (RIvkX)

126 Gulf Coast Highway with Emmylou Harris and Willie Nelson.

I could listen to Willie's guitar playing any time but I don't think I could ever handle his voice 100x on anything.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 27, 2026 10:48 PM (vTZFs)

127 Another loop album for me was Eve 6's first. It was like one great, long song.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 27, 2026 10:48 PM (ftFVW)

128 Last of the Mohicans from the 90s. Awesome even now.

The fort from the battle the movie was based on was near Lake George in NYS so if you are ever out that way you can see a museum/restoration they've done there.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2026 10:48 PM (sKqQm)

129 Heard it on The X - ZZ Top

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 27, 2026 10:49 PM (6lIrI)

130 125 I was confused when Nancy Pelosi endorsed the CCP shill over the p3do establishment soldier.

Jew.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2026 10:47 PM (RIvkX)

Huh. Did not know that. This is one of those things that I am glad I never am really curious about.

Now, those muslims...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2026 10:49 PM (mPXxA)

131 I had injured my shoulder a little while back so I'm just getting back to working out my arms again. I decided to go with barbells since pushups still bother the injured shoulder. I dropped by walmart hoping they'd have a good weight for me and...

They had 2, 3, 5, 8, 10, 12, 15, 25, 30, 35, and 50 lb ones.

Can't argue with that selection.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2026 10:50 PM (sKqQm)

132 I am late. I forgot my id. The moose said I was dead so I couldn’t come in. I snuck in through the window and broke a heel.
Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2026 10:45 PM (OoFl2)

I was going to suggest bringing Saijo along to vouch for you, but the moose might have let him in and left you outside anyway.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 27, 2026 10:50 PM (qx7Zg)

133 127 Another loop album for me was Eve 6's first. It was like one great, long song.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 27, 2026 10:48 PM (ftFVW)

Boston.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2026 10:50 PM (mPXxA)

134 or Bobby's Mood (feat. Jeff Golub)

https://youtu.be/B-FIHTkO1Jc


serious ear candy

Posted by: Don Black at June 27, 2026 10:51 PM (Ix/XA)

135 Do we have a good disparaging epithet for muslims?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2026 10:51 PM (mPXxA)

136 Last of the Mohicans from the 90s. Awesome even now.

https://tinyurl.com/mr48v9y5

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2026 10:45 PM (mPXxA)

"Gladiator" isn't to bad either.

Posted by: javems at June 27, 2026 10:51 PM (HapR0)

137
Theoretically speaking, of course, I could see the DemSocs taking power and soon afterwards shooting all the trannies and neurodivergents. They served their purpose and can now be disposed of.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2026 10:51 PM (O0L8i)

138 Yeah

The Boys of Summer reminds me of my high school girl friend.

First really serious love.

Posted by: Archer at June 27, 2026 10:52 PM (wvc0i)

139 122 I've come to an odd conclusion. I don't have a guardian angel. I have a guardian Labrador retriever.

He'll keep me out of trouble many times, but if he thinks I'm safe, he'll chase squirrels and butterflies while I muddle alone. Sometimes he brings me gifts I didn't know I needed, to deal with problems. In times of pain, though, I sense him curled up against me, offering love and support.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 27

This is really sweet.

Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2026 10:52 PM (OoFl2)

140 You could listen to Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (sped up 3x, natch) hundreds of times, if they are trying to make you talk at SERE school, I betcha.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 27, 2026 10:54 PM (i+HwW)

141 They have been grooming Scott Weiner for years through 2 terms on the Board of Supervisors and then in the state senate. He was the heir apparent and establishment choice to replace Pelosi.

Connie Chan is a foreign SEIU plant just elected to her 2nd term on the Board of Supervisors.

This is all proof that Pelosi is and has been taking orders from CCP handlers.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2026 10:54 PM (RIvkX)

142 Theoretically speaking, of course, I could see the DemSocs taking power and soon afterwards shooting all the trannies and neurodivergents. They served their purpose and can now be disposed of.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2026 10:51 PM (O0L8i)

They serve exactly the same purpose (and predilections) of the SA, so you are probably not far wrong. We've reached our stop- time for you to get off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2026 10:54 PM (mPXxA)

143 If I add all the music links from this thread to those from the music thread, I should still be listening by the time Ace posts on Monday.

A wide variety of music genres and styles, but I've enjoyed everything I've heard so far.

Nothing I'd listen to 100 times, necessarily, but nice.

Posted by: mindful webworker - pulling the envelope at June 27, 2026 10:54 PM (C8pEi)

144 I have such eclectic taste in music, I don’t know that I could narrow it down.

Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2026 10:54 PM (OoFl2)

145 Doof! Good to see youm thanks again.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 27, 2026 10:54 PM (2054U)

146 So I did a little research - the estimate is that an Indian hunter gather would need about 2000 acres of land in the northwest to live off of! Yes with modern knowledge you could shave something off that but...that's a lot of land.

Now in comparison a medieval peasant would only need about 4 acres...No wonder agriculture spread so quickly...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2026 10:34 PM (sKqQm)


It would depend on the area and the group, you know. The PNW indians did maintain food patches, in Camas prairies that also had other plants that were harvested like biscuit root, cattail and wapato swamps, and they also in areas maintained food forests with the edible plants from filberts to elderberries. There was lots of fishing of salmon and trout that was preserved, as well as smelt which were traded widely inland similar to cod in Europe. There were also traditional areas for collecting acorns and for berrying.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2026 10:55 PM (rbvCR)

147 maybe Blue Jean Blues

Posted by: Don Black at June 27, 2026 10:55 PM (Ix/XA)

148 I was going to suggest bringing Saijo along to vouch for you, but the moose might have let him in and left you outside anyway.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 27, 2026 10:50

Saijo is famous. He would have been let in and paparazzi chased away.

Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2026 10:56 PM (OoFl2)

149 They served their purpose and can now be disposed of.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2026 10:51 PM (O0L8i)
=====

My hope is that Weiner realizes this, the look on his face says perhaps he has.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2026 10:56 PM (RIvkX)

150 OK, this thread has seriously confused by Youtube algorithm but here's something it popped up that some of y'all can probably appreciate more than I.

https://youtu.be/n2yFNWQRiU0

Posted by: Oddbob at June 27, 2026 10:56 PM (vTZFs)

151 They have been grooming Scott Weiner for years through 2 terms on the Board of Supervisors and then in the state senate. He was the heir apparent and establishment choice to replace Pelosi.

Connie Chan is a foreign SEIU plant just elected to her 2nd term on the Board of Supervisors.

This is all proof that Pelosi is and has been taking orders from CCP handlers.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2026 10:54 PM (RIvkX)

Indeed.

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2026 10:57 PM (GD0B3)

152 135 Do we have a good disparaging epithet for muslims?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2026 10:51 PM (mPXxA)


"Towel heads", but technically speaking that probably only applies to Arabs.

"Goat Fuckers" seems more general.

Posted by: a.moron at June 27, 2026 10:57 PM (X5Jzz)

153 Reposting my list of meme links from earlier, for those who just haven't had enough memes

Week in pictures
https://bit.ly/week-in-pix-2026-06-27

Midwest Chick
https://bit.ly/midw-chick-2026-06-27

Hoyt
https://bit.ly/hoyt-memes-2026-06-27

Bookworm - 2026 despite what the URL says
https://bit.ly/bookworm-beat-2016-06-26

ICYMI, Friday night's ONT by WeirdDave
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=420320

Posted by: mindful webworker - what is the memeing of this at June 27, 2026 10:57 PM (C8pEi)

154 Infidels

The old names are still the best.

Posted by: Archer at June 27, 2026 10:58 PM (wvc0i)

155 You could listen to Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (sped up 3x, natch) hundreds of times

That was my sister's favorite 45 when we were kids. I bet I have listened to it a hundred times.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 27, 2026 11:00 PM (vTZFs)

156 80
90 years ago, Scott Weiner would be in the basement of the Lubyanka with a Nagant against the back of his skull while he screamed, "What for?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
----

_Mel Brooks snickers

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 27, 2026 11:00 PM (RBKzD)

157 Tangerine Dream soundtrack for Thief

Posted by: Archer at June 27, 2026 11:00 PM (wvc0i)

158 150 OK, this thread has seriously confused by Youtube algorithm but here's something it popped up that some of y'all can probably appreciate more than I.

https://youtu.be/n2yFNWQRiU0
Posted by: Oddbob at June 27, 2026 10:56 PM (vTZFs)

Ally the Piper is great. She played a cover of Darude"s Sandstorm (the ubiquitous techno song) at halftime of an Indianapolis Colts game last season. And not exactly unpleasant to look at.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 27, 2026 11:01 PM (2054U)

159 "Towel heads", but technically speaking that probably only applies to Arabs.

"Goat Fuckers" seems more general.

Posted by: a.moron at June 27, 2026 10:57 PM (X5Jzz)

Hmmm. Yeah. Rag as well. Knew one guy who called them 'Sad N-words.'

All of those seem geographical. And if they were just fucking goats well, that would be better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2026 11:02 PM (mPXxA)

160 Mel Brooks turns 100 tomorrow.

I hope this isn't a case of "Missed it by that much, Chief."

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 27, 2026 11:02 PM (qx7Zg)

161 I've come to an odd conclusion. I don't have a guardian angel. I have a guardian Labrador retriever.
[ . . .]
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 27, 2026 10:46 PM (qx7Zg)


Some people have guardian angels. I have an opossum wearing a waistcoat who looks like he owes a lot of bad debt to some nasty bookies, and every time it looks like I am going to make the sensible decision he crawls out of the underbrush as says, . . . Why are we doing the obvious thing here?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2026 11:02 PM (rbvCR)

162 Nobody wants a guardian Shiba Inu.

Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2026 11:04 PM (Wmg4n)

163
The fort from the battle the movie was based on was near Lake George in NYS so if you are ever out that way you can see a museum/restoration they've done there.
Posted by: 18-1
------

Actual film location was here...but it's not worth visiting. Nothing but toothless hillbillies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2026 11:04 PM (XeU6L)

164 Some people have guardian angels. I have an opossum wearing a waistcoat who looks like he owes a lot of bad debt to some nasty bookies, and every time it looks like I am going to make the sensible decision he crawls out of the underbrush as says, . . . Why are we doing the obvious thing here?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2026 11:02 PM (rbvCR)

I hope Doof, Bulg, and others get found by a guardian lab than a guardian possum.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 27, 2026 11:04 PM (qx7Zg)

165 You could listen to Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (sped up 3x, natch) hundreds of times

Used to break Otto Ludwig Piffl into confessing he was an American spy in the movie One Two Three.

Posted by: Archer at June 27, 2026 11:04 PM (wvc0i)

166 100 times, huh?

Edith Piaf, Hymne a L'amour-- the video version from Piaf's 1950 concert at Carnegie Hall.

My second choice (very CLOSE second!) would be Celine Dion, same song, at the close of the 2924 Olympics.

I finally went with Piaf because she wrote the song.

Btw, would you have to hear the same song 100 times on continuous play? Or would there be bathroom breaks?

Posted by: mnw at June 27, 2026 11:05 PM (RCjYY)

167 Weiner is incapable of realizing what time of day it is or that he's a useful idiot.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 27, 2026 11:05 PM (DZ9Lv)

168 "Towel heads", but technically speaking that probably only applies to Arabs.

"Goat Fuckers" seems more general.

Posted by: a.moron at June 27, 2026 10:57 PM (X5Jzz)

Hmmm. Yeah. Rag as well. Knew one guy who called them 'Sad N-words.'

All of those seem geographical. And if they were just fucking goats well, that would be better.
-------

Hadji

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2026 11:06 PM (XeU6L)

169 Were you pushing the door or pulling it?
Posted by: tankdemon at June 27, 2026 10:12 PM (2054U)

I was jiggling the door and some flatfoot rousted me. No cash bail is a lifesaver.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 27, 2026 11:06 PM (1Ff7Z)

170 162 Nobody wants a guardian Shiba Inu.
Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2026 11:04 PM (Wmg4n)

It beats the hell out of a cricket.

Posted by: Pinocchio at June 27, 2026 11:06 PM (2054U)

171 Weiner is incapable of realizing what time of day it is or that he's a useful idiot.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 27, 2026 11:05 PM (DZ9Lv)
=====

Have I mentioned he went to Harvard?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2026 11:06 PM (RIvkX)

172 Btw, would you have to hear the same song 100 times on continuous play? Or would there be bathroom breaks?
Posted by: mnw

Modern technology provides many options to continue listening while you use the facilities.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 27, 2026 11:06 PM (ftFVW)

173 I've met him a few times. He makes my skin crawl.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2026 11:07 PM (RIvkX)

174 164 Some people have guardian angels. I have an opossum wearing a waistcoat who looks like he owes a lot of bad debt to some nasty bookies, and every time it looks like I am going to make the sensible decision he crawls out of the underbrush as says, . . . Why are we doing the obvious thing here?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2026 11:02 PM (rbvCR)

Wouldn't the obvious thing be to make a fortune with a talking opossum?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 27, 2026 11:07 PM (w/O5Q)

175 Howdy rowdies!

Thanks for Club ONT, D&D!

Posted by: JQ at June 27, 2026 11:08 PM (rdVOm)

176 Same thing with Carville and Maher. They are on team-Dem and will vote that way forever.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 27, 2026 11:08 PM (DZ9Lv)

177 Tedeschi Trucks Band

https://tinyurl.com/yc3jjstm

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 27, 2026 11:10 PM (w/O5Q)

178 I was jiggling the door and some flatfoot rousted me. No cash bail is a lifesaver.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 27, 2026 11:06 PM (1Ff7Z)

In my day, getting rousted generally included the liberal application of a billy club. Fear of the ACLU has sure made modern coppers soft.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 27, 2026 11:10 PM (2054U)

179
The flip side of things you could listen to 100 times in a row are things you're tired of but, when you go a long time without hearing them and then hear them again, you realize how good they are.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2026 11:11 PM (O0L8i)

180 I finally found something I can agree with from joy behar.
Today I saw an article where she said that she was embarrassed that she was an American.
I can honestly say that I am also embarrassed that she is an American.
And all the other crones that are on that show with her.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at June 27, 2026 11:12 PM (29wyG)

181 Wouldn't the obvious thing be to make a fortune with a talking opossum?

Absolutely. Heh.

Posted by: Michigan J. Frog at June 27, 2026 11:12 PM (vTZFs)

182 Another I can listen to it in a loop song I really like.

Tesla - Love Song

youtu.be/l2q_-xN2N54

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 27, 2026 11:14 PM (MmTZZ)

183 Wouldn't the obvious thing be to make a fortune with a talking opossum?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls

Absolutely. Heh.
Posted by: Michigan J. Frog


I don't have time for a girlfriend..... but a talking frog is cool.

Posted by: just the software-engineer's punchline at June 27, 2026 11:15 PM (VHUov)

184 Good night, all. Glad I could pop in a second.

Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2026 11:15 PM (OoFl2)

185 I finally found something I can agree with from joy behar.
Today I saw an article where she said that she was embarrassed that she was an American.
I can honestly say that I am also embarrassed that she is an American.
And all the other crones that are on that show with her.
Posted by: Florida Peasant
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Potential 'Comment of the Week'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2026 11:16 PM (XeU6L)

186 There are an awful lot of videos coming out of Venezuela about rescuing people from collapsed buildings.
Some clips also of troops arriving to help.

Eduardo Menoni
@eduardomenon

Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2026 11:19 PM (rbvCR)

187 A happy Mindful Webworker is a good result for a Mindful Webworker.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 27, 2026 11:19 PM (CHHv1)

188 185

I agree. Yes, potential comment of the week!

Posted by: mnw at June 27, 2026 11:19 PM (RCjYY)

189 If there are going to be nominations, we should form a nominations committee to make sure it's equitable.

Posted by: Karen Cuthbertson-Klein from Groton, CT at June 27, 2026 11:26 PM (RIvkX)

190 Thank you for the Amy Winehouse

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2026 11:26 PM (afJtY)

191 Sure got quiet all the sudden...

Posted by: JQ at June 27, 2026 11:27 PM (rdVOm)

192 Sure got quiet all the sudden...
Posted by: JQ


* nod *

wabbits.

Posted by: mikeski fudd at June 27, 2026 11:30 PM (VHUov)

193 191 Sure got quiet all the sudden...
Posted by: JQ at June 27, 2026 11:27 PM (rdVOm)

Someone found the pan galactic gargle blaster stash

Posted by: gKWVE at June 27, 2026 11:30 PM (gKWVE)

194 Hi JQ! I feel the same way - got quiet in here. I guess I could keep blurting out songs to play 100x...

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 27, 2026 11:30 PM (6lIrI)

195 Perhaps a little on the nose, but I believe all Morons could listen to this song 100x

https://youtu.be/n2yFNWQRiU0

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 27, 2026 11:33 PM (6lIrI)

196 Knew one guy who called them 'Sad N-words.'

Sand gNats?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 27, 2026 11:34 PM (RBKzD)

197 Someone found the pan galactic gargle blaster stash
Posted by: gKWVE at June 27, 2026 11:30 PM (gKWVE)

The poor bastard is gonna be hungover until August.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 27, 2026 11:34 PM (PMi3m)

198 Hi JQ, yeah, it's quiet.

Too quiet.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 27, 2026 11:34 PM (CHHv1)

199 Did the hamsters get into the quality booze?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 27, 2026 11:34 PM (qx7Zg)

200 200

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 27, 2026 11:35 PM (6lIrI)

201 Did the hamsters get into the quality booze?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


Just what we need. A server-hampster uprising.

Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2026 11:35 PM (VHUov)

202 Did the hamsters get into the quality booze?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

I was wondering the same, LOL!

Posted by: JQ at June 27, 2026 11:36 PM (rdVOm)

203 Time to break character.

https://youtu.be/KHJbSvidohg

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 27, 2026 11:37 PM (qx7Zg)

204 100x song:

Rickie Lee Jones, Juke Box Fury

youtu.be/vhZshszpOF8

If I was stuck on a desert island, I would Prancercize to it all day long.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 27, 2026 11:38 PM (twNSf)

205 Perhaps a little on the nose, but I believe all Morons could listen to this song 100x
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher


Did you mean to re-link Oddbob's song, or did a server hampster mess with your cut-n-paste?

Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2026 11:38 PM (VHUov)

206 They expect 920 dead.
Everything is cratered.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 27, 2026 11:38 PM (RBKzD)

207 Never had a chance by Reckless Kelly is a song I could listen to over and over. Sums up my high school dating scene perfectly.

Posted by: Uncle Slayton at June 27, 2026 11:38 PM (CPBgP)

208 Some 100x songs:

“Fat Man” by Pete Moore Orchestra
https://youtu.be/SaZd4Z6OmbU

Wie a Glock’n by Marianne Mendt
https://youtu.be/bIiqJCNs7jw

Tiki by Jimmy McGriff
https://youtu.be/cj0P0u7R39o

Posted by: Slash Buzz at June 27, 2026 11:38 PM (FstDi)

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