<i>Supreme Court Overrules Lower Leftwing Judges: Trump May Turn Away Illegals at Border Without First Letting Them Into the Country, The "Temporary" Protected Status Afforded to Syrians and Hatians is, Get This, TEMPORARY and May Be Rescinded</i>

Supreme Court Overrules Lower Leftwing Judges: Trump May Turn Away Illegals at Border Without First Letting Them Into the Country, The "Temporary" Protected Status Afforded to Syrians and Hatians is, Get This, TEMPORARY and May Be Rescinded

It's incredible that Trump had to fight for the right of the executive to turn illegals away at the border rather than requiring the executive to let them into the country to submit their falsified asylum claims.

Now, if an illegal alien is in the US, judges have ruled he gets to stay while his fake claims are heard (for 8-12 years).

But Trump was turning them away before they got into the country.

Leftwing judges decided that even turning them away into the border was still letting them "arrive in the US," so they get to stay 8-12 years while their phony claims are heard.

In other words -- this is so stupid it's hard to graft -- if you stop an illegal alien before he crosses into the country, leftwing judges insisted he still "arrived in America" when he came to the border and now you have to let him in and let him stay.

The Supreme Court said: "No."

Benjamin Ryan
@benryanwriter

NEWS: The Supreme Court just gave the federal government the power to turn away asylum seekers at the border before they ever set foot on American soil.
In a 6-3 ruling in Mullin v. Al Otro Lado, the Court held that a migrant standing in Mexico has not "arrived in the United States" under federal immigration law until he physically crosses the border. Until that moment, the government owes him no inspection and no chance to apply for asylum.
The decision clears the way for the Trump administration to revive "metering," the practice of stationing officers at ports of entry to cap how many asylum seekers are processed each day and block the rest from crossing.
Justice Alito, writing for the majority, rested the case on the ordinary meaning of a single phrase. To arrive in a place is to enter it, he reasoned, and "that conclusion does not change because someone or something blocks entry."
Justice Sotomayor, in a scathing dissent joined by Justices Kagan and Jackson, said the ruling lets the Executive Branch "circumvent all these mandatory procedures by having U.S. immigration officers stand at the border and physically block noncitizens from setting a foot onto U.S. soil." That holds, she wrote, "even if the asylum seeker is certain to be persecuted, or killed, if she is turned away." She accused the majority of an interpretation "driven almost entirely by a fixation on a single word: 'in.'"
Alito was joined by the chief justice, Thomas, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett. The three liberal justices dissented.

Leftwing judges had also insisted the TPP status -- Temporary Protected Person status -- granted to nationals of Haiti and Syria were effectively permanent and Trump could never end them, Because Muh Racism.

The Supreme Court on Thursday allowed the Trump administration to end legal protections for migrants fleeing violence and natural disaster in Haiti and Syria, exposing hundreds of thousands more people to potential deportation.

They Haiti disaster was an earthquake in 1993.

The 6-3 decision overturns lower court orders and allows the Department of Homeland Security to swiftly end temporary protected status, a program that protects a total of 1.3 million people from 17 countries.
The Trump administration argued judges that can't second-guess immigrations officials' decisions about the protections, which were intended to be temporary.
Immigration attorneys said the countries remain unsafe to return, and the administration ended them in an unlawfully hasty process tinged by racial animus. During his 2024 presidential campaign, Trump amplified false rumors that Haitian immigrants were abducting and eating dogs and cats.
The Justice Department appealed to the Supreme Court after judges postponed the end of the program for about 350,000 Haitians and 6,000 Syrians. The high court sided with the administration before and allowed the end of the program for people from Venezuela.
Federal authorities deny that racial animus played a role. They also cited a Supreme Court decision from Trump's first term that rejected bias claims based on his social media posts and upheld a travel ban on several Muslim-majority countries.
DHS has ended the protections people from 13 countries since Trump returned to the White House in January 2025, including some that had been in place for more than a decade.
The terminations were made even though countries like Haiti and Syria remain dangerous, immigration attorneys said. Four Haitian women who were deported from the United States in February were found beheaded and dumped in a river several months later, lawyers said in court documents.
The House passed legislation with a rare bipartisan vote in April that would extend protections for Haitians, though the bill has languished in the Senate.
The U.S. first granted protections to Haitians in 2010 after a catastrophic earthquake, and extended them multiple times amid ongoing gang violence that has displaced more than a million people, according to court documents.
Syrians, meanwhile, were first granted protected status in 2012, during a civil war that lasted for more than a decade before the fall of President Bashar Assad's government in late 2024.
TPS was created by Congress in 1990 to prevent deportations to countries suffering from natural disasters, civil strife and other instability. It allows people already in the country to stay with work permits in increments of up to 18 months, but it doesn't provide a path to citizenship.

🚨 In a 6-3 vote, the Supreme Court rules that asylum seekers standing in Mexico have not “arrived in the United States” under immigration law, meaning they aren’t entitled to inspection or allowed to apply for asylum until they actually cross the border. pic.twitter.com/TmPHLnlOWA
— SCOTUS Wire (@scotus_wire) June 25, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled 6-3 that the Trump administration can end TPS for Haitians and Syrians.

Temporary does in fact mean Temporary. pic.twitter.com/chRX8Fs67V
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) June 25, 2026

🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: The Supreme Court rules that Democrats COULD NOT challenge President Trump and DHS ending TPS legal status for Haitian and Syrian migrants

The court SMACKED DOWN Democrats' claim that ending TPS was "racially-based"

Huge!!!

The Supreme Court is stacking Ws!… pic.twitter.com/aWL51ncKbY
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) June 25, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM

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1 saving ace from the banhammer

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2026 12:09 PM (gKWVE)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 25, 2026 12:09 PM (NcvvS)

3 SCOTUS moved the Trump v. Barbara opinion as close to July 4th as possible. Never been done before. They are about to show you why we should never allow any court to have any power over your rights.

BOHICA.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 25, 2026 12:09 PM (S/IIZ)

4 These Italian Supreme Court Justices will slant everything!

Posted by: t-bird at June 25, 2026 12:09 PM (upeQk)

5
Emphatic AND centered!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 12:09 PM (XJ22o)

6 Centered and slanted - that should be physically impossible!

Posted by: Josephistan at June 25, 2026 12:10 PM (y9ksN)

7 Oops. Ace fixed it by centering everything.

Posted by: t-bird at June 25, 2026 12:10 PM (upeQk)

8 Anyway this is good news although with a notable lack of the Pee Pee Whacker levied against the lower courts.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2026 12:10 PM (gKWVE)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 12:10 PM (2YhKe)

10 Ace. Back on par with last Thursday to start the day.

The pace is 4, ace. 4 HTML fubar's to start the day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 12:11 PM (2YhKe)

11 > having U.S. immigration officers stand at the border and physically block noncitizens from setting a foot onto U.S. soil.

Yeah, and?

I'm sorry, did she have some kind of point there?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 25, 2026 12:11 PM (IG3/x)

12 This post is fair to middlin.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 12:11 PM (2YhKe)

13 Justice Sotomayor, in a scathing dissent joined by Justices Kagan and Jackson, said the ruling lets the Executive Branch "circumvent all these mandatory procedures by having U.S. immigration officers stand at the border and physically block noncitizens from setting a foot onto U.S. soil." That holds, she wrote, "even if the asylum seeker is certain to be persecuted, or killed, if she is turned away."
________

Yea ... and?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 25, 2026 12:11 PM (iFTx/)

14 Crap. Read all the content down an empty box.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 25, 2026 12:11 PM (Lx4gz)

15 Yeah I mean this should not even need to go to the SC and if it did it should have been 9-0.

Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2026 12:11 PM (YwEeS)

16 Sigh...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 25, 2026 12:11 PM (PLxDd)

17
Mullin v. Al Otro Lado

For morons who didn't study Spanish, "Al Otro Lado" means "The Other Side" [of the border].

Their strategy is clear.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 12:11 PM (XJ22o)

18 Afternoon Ace
Willowed : send the Haitians home and arm them. Tell them to say hello to Barbecue.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 25, 2026 12:12 PM (aDqI/)

19 It's another Trumpmas miracle!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 12:12 PM (dK+Kv)

20 How about Venezuelan earthquake victims?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2026 12:13 PM (Cqx++)

21 The Supreme Court on Thursday allowed the Trump administration to end legal protections for migrants fleeing violence and natural disaster in Haiti and Syria, exposing hundreds of thousands more people to potential deportation.

There's nowhere closer for Syrian's to go in the event of natural disaster?

F*cking democrats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 12:13 PM (2YhKe)

22 I will do my Eyore thing and predict this means SCOTUS will rule in favor of Birthright Citizenship. Still moving the Overton Window, however. At least it got discussed; now if Congress would ever get off its butt. I know, I know.

Posted by: Martin Tell at June 25, 2026 12:13 PM (OTAXA)

23 "They Haiti disaster was an earthquake in 1993."

Haiti is a perpetual disaster.

Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 12:14 PM (Jr5Lq)

24 Immigration attorneys said the countries remain unsafe to return,

I thought they had to apply for asylum in the first safe country they came to. Which would be Mexico if every Central American country was unsafe.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2026 12:14 PM (KYAJN)

25 Bye Felicia.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 25, 2026 12:14 PM (Q/FnY)

26 > Willowed : send the Haitians home and arm them.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 25, 2026 12:12 PM (aDqI/)

I've often said that able-bodied men fleeing a shithead government should never be given refugee status.

Women, children, elderly, maybe.

Able-bodied men should be given a rifle and a couple cans of ammo, turned around, and told "Go deal with the problem."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 25, 2026 12:14 PM (IG3/x)

27 having U.S. immigration officers stand at the border and physically block noncitizens from setting a foot onto U.S. soil."

Where will we get new Federal district judges if they're blocked like that?

Posted by: t-bird at June 25, 2026 12:14 PM (upeQk)

28 Bloom where you're planted, illegal aliens.

Posted by: huerfano at June 25, 2026 12:14 PM (VJX5o)

29 These are the same Commies who returned Elian Gonzalez to his Communist Cuban father even after he literally washed ashore.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2026 12:15 PM (BlJUs)

30 That holds, she wrote, "even if the asylum seeker is certain to be persecuted, or killed, if she is turned away."
________

Which, over the last SEVERAL years, is NEVER the case.

The vast majority of what's been coming over the border is military aged males from war torn shitholes from all corners of the globe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 12:15 PM (2YhKe)

31 I guess I'm hard-hearted, but I've never been enamored of the concept of "asylum." You are not invited to my country just because yours is a shithole.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 25, 2026 12:15 PM (bNf8H)

32 Its sick this stuff has to keep going to the Supreme Court.

Liberals are damn effective at gumming things up with lawfare and there's plenty of liberal judges willing to play along with this insurrection.

Posted by: Hudson at June 25, 2026 12:15 PM (kRhM/)

33
I thought they had to apply for asylum in the first safe country they came to. Which would be Mexico if every Central American country was unsafe.
Posted by: rickb223

Is Mexico safe?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2026 12:15 PM (Cqx++)

34 This and the Hawaii ruling are just a setup for the big hit we are going to take on illegal alien birthright citizenship.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 25, 2026 12:15 PM (S/IIZ)

35 Do people really think that centered
poems are a joy? Because they're
hard on the eyes
and tease us poor boys. The slender sine waves they weave, draw our
eyes to the curves. So that meaning is drowned in the din of our unholy
nerves.
Perhaps the poet feels her words look much better when they slither down
the page or float like a feather. To me it looks affected, a poor substitute
for rhyme. Or fluff for lacking content which
is really a crime. How much precious time do you spend on your slender
sine waves? Arousing the beasts in our brain's lascivious caves. Tell us, have you no shame making us read
such proud print? Sexy, sweet hourglass figures
just force us to
squint!
-- by Sabio Lantz,

Posted by: Mike DeWine at June 25, 2026 12:15 PM (2ap+5)

36
So if you get within shouting distance of the border, you're _deemed_ to have arrived.

Government deeming for the win, amirite amigos?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 12:16 PM (XJ22o)

37 I am pretty sure these judges know it will be overturned. They are just buying time and wasting resources.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2026 12:16 PM (Wmg4n)

38 >>How about Venezuelan earthquake victims?

How about no?

Posted by: one hour sober at June 25, 2026 12:16 PM (J4Dwc)

39 > Haiti is a perpetual disaster.
Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 12:14 PM (Jr5Lq)

Yep. It's been pure shit since they finally kicked the Frogs out of there in 1804.

Truth be told, it was kind of a shithole before that.

I mean, it was French.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 25, 2026 12:16 PM (IG3/x)

40
Its sick this stuff has to keep going to the Supreme Court.

Liberals are damn effective at gumming things up with lawfare and there's plenty of liberal judges willing to play along with this insurrection.
Posted by: Hudson

The Judicial States of America.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2026 12:16 PM (Cqx++)

41 What if in my mind I'm going to Carolina?

Posted by: Diego Taylor at June 25, 2026 12:16 PM (2ap+5)

42 There are no "Democrat Judges", only fair-minded Presidents in black robes.

Posted by: John Roberts, Epstein Island Visitor at June 25, 2026 12:17 PM (ODk+P)

43 "the big hit we are going to take on illegal alien birthright citizenship."

When is that scheduled to impact?

Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 12:17 PM (Jr5Lq)

44
>>Justice Alito, writing for the majority, rested the case on the ordinary meaning of a single phrase. To arrive in a place is to enter it, he reasoned

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Radical!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 12:17 PM (XJ22o)

45 Able-bodied men should be given a rifle and a couple cans of ammo, turned around, and told "Go deal with the problem."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Give them nothing but a boot in the ass and tell 'em to go fix their own fucked up country themselves.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 25, 2026 12:17 PM (3BLQf)

46 If the other big ruling goes as expected we might have to turn away every preggo foreigner....

Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2026 12:18 PM (YwEeS)

47 I guess I'm hard-hearted, but I've never been enamored of the concept of "asylum." You are not invited to my country just because yours is a shithole.
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Yes. And just applying for asylum shouldn't result in you getting a 10-year run at living here while the system slowly grinds away reviewing your application. Its OUR country, not yours--at least not yours until your asylum is granted.

Posted by: Crusader at June 25, 2026 12:18 PM (TN0g+)

48 Hawaiis dumb law getting overturned is another big win for the 2nd Amendment. That you would have to get permission from all property owners before carrying a weapon.

I cant think of any other constitutonal right that has that burden.

Posted by: Hudson at June 25, 2026 12:18 PM (kRhM/)

49
The terminations were made even though countries like Haiti and Syria remain dangerous, immigration attorneys said. Four Haitian women who were deported from the United States in February were found beheaded and dumped in a river several months later, lawyers said in court documents.

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I believe that the political left is alquite capable of arranging for the beheadings and publicity of same in order to support their asylum arguments.

Also -- if the basis for the special status was an earthquake, then this incident doesn't apply.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 25, 2026 12:19 PM (azNOR)

50
Give them nothing but a boot in the ass and tell 'em to go fix their own fucked up country themselves.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 25, 2026 12:17 PM (3BLQf)

THIS.

No one mentioned telling everyone to fix their own f*cking country before coming here and shitting our place up.

The reason people are leaving is because YOU SUCK. Fix that and everything is fine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 12:19 PM (2YhKe)

51 Justice Alito, writing for the majority, rested the case on the ordinary meaning of a single phrase. To arrive in a place is to enter it, he reasoned

See also, how "touchdowns" work.

Posted by: t-bird at June 25, 2026 12:19 PM (upeQk)

52 Soviet refusniks seeking asylum in the US would like a word or two with these Hawaiian judges.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2026 12:19 PM (BlJUs)

53 his and the Hawaii ruling are just a setup for the big hit we are going to take on illegal alien birthright citizenship.
Posted by: Vengeance

==

Agreed, I just hope they dont enshrine it, maybe just say Congress needs to address it

Posted by: Hudson at June 25, 2026 12:19 PM (kRhM/)

54
>>She accused the majority of an interpretation "driven almost entirely by a fixation on a single word: 'in.'"

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She's on that court because of an interpretation driven almost entirely by a fixation on a single word: "confirmed."

Down with the dictionary! On Beyond Zebra!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 12:19 PM (XJ22o)

55 Iran's back to shooting at ships that don't submit to its authority in the Hormuz Strait.

https://tinyurl.com/3akybkb9

They apparently lack courts to sabotage their foreign policy.

Posted by: Methos at June 25, 2026 12:20 PM (vSvIl)

56 Good news. But I expect the Supremes to knife America in the back on birthright citizenship.

"Well, it's been this way forever so that's what it's going to be, who cares what the actual legislators meant!! (Even though we claim that's the proper criteria for interpretation everywhere else.)"

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 25, 2026 12:21 PM (N1DT3)

57 Syrian war started by Hillary Clinton's murderous gun running blunder in Libya. Rolled east though Egypt to Syria. No telling what other catastrophic events she caused by that.
Hezbollah boost in Lebanon?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2026 12:21 PM (vPv7/)

58 LOL Paul

Posted by: steevy at June 25, 2026 12:22 PM (YwEeS)

59 "TPS was created by Congress in 1990 to prevent deportations to countries suffering from natural disasters, civil strife and other instability."
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This so vague as to be effectively worthless. Name a country that ISN'T suffering from a natural disaster, civil strife, or other instability.

Allowing people to come HERE means they are not back home fixing their own problems.

Instead they are hellbent on causing problems for US.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 25, 2026 12:22 PM (gnNyN)

60
>>The terminations were made even though countries like Haiti and Syria remain dangerous, immigration attorneys said.

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Wow, that's so awful that you'd think they would make a big, BIG point of doing things properly and request asylum in the first country they hit instead of caravaning through it and crashing into the US.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 12:22 PM (XJ22o)

61
See also, how "touchdowns" work.
Posted by: t-bird at June 25, 2026 12:19 PM (upeQk)

Not so fast.......

Posted by: Dez Bryant at June 25, 2026 12:22 PM (2YhKe)

62 The terminations were made even though countries like Haiti and Syria remain dangerous, immigration attorneys said. Four Haitian women who were deported from the United States in February were found beheaded and dumped in a river several months later, lawyers said in court documents.

Yeah it sucks, but how the fuck is that our problem? I'm sorry your country is a shithole run and populated by third world savages, but this does not obligate the US to you in any way whatsoever. Hell, flee to the DR, it's better than Haiti and it's right there.

Posted by: National border policy should not run on feelz at June 25, 2026 12:22 PM (TbWk/)

63 @31

>>I guess I'm hard-hearted, but I've never been enamored of the concept of "asylum." You are not invited to my country just because yours is a shithole.

Unfortunately, the US has pretty shitty asylum laws, and our shitty asylum laws get interpretted by shitty judges, making for a pretty shitty situation all-around.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 25, 2026 12:22 PM (XV/Pl)

64 waaaa
Posted by: Paul at June 25, 2026 12:21 PM (MYiDs)

Tissue?

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2026 12:22 PM (gKWVE)

65 In other words -- this is so stupid it's hard to graft -- if you stop an illegal alien before he crosses into the country, leftwing judges insisted he still "arrived in America" when he came to the border and now you have to let him in and let him stay.

not certain whether typo (grasp) or editorial comment.

Posted by: anachronda at June 25, 2026 12:22 PM (sGtp+)

66 Get 'em outta here!

Posted by: Don Black, he of the ever-changing hash at June 25, 2026 12:22 PM (A4oCq)

67 See also, how "touchdowns" work.
Posted by: t-bird at June 25, 2026 12:19 PM (upeQk)

The player must have absolute control of the football in the end zone. They must maintain control of the football for not less than 45 minutes. They must remain in the end zone, in their entirety, without going out of bounds while they eat a 14 course meal. If they are suspected of voting for a Republican, or having refused the sexual advances of a homosexual (or trans) person, the points will be awarded to the other team. -- NFL rulebook

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2026 12:23 PM (ExV1e)

68 "They Haiti disaster was an earthquake in 1993."

Haiti is a perpetual disaster.
Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 12:14 PM (Jr5Lq)
________

Wasn't always. Haiti was a thriving tourist and agricultural country back in the day. It was one of the Caribbean powerhouses for most of the 20th century. Right up until ... Papa Doc and communism. That was all she wrote.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 25, 2026 12:23 PM (iFTx/)

69 I guess I'm hard-hearted, but I've never been enamored of the concept of "asylum." You are not invited to my country just because yours is a shithole.

"Can I stay at your place? We've all got ebola and I'm sick of it."

Posted by: t-bird at June 25, 2026 12:23 PM (upeQk)

70 Up is down in is out. They really really really want Newspeak as our official language.

Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2026 12:23 PM (Gqar8)

71 45 Able-bodied men should be given a rifle and a couple cans of ammo, turned around, and told "Go deal with the problem."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Give them nothing but a boot in the ass and tell 'em to go fix their own fucked up country themselves.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 25, 2026 12:17 PM (3BLQf)

"Fix"?

A violence-wracked shithole full of poverty and famine is their victory condition. It is the way it is, all these places are they way they are, because that's the way they want it there. They will never fix it because for them it isn't a problem, it's an opportunity. It's only a "problem" to us, because we want to look out our window and see a pretty house next door and not some cannibal warlord named after a fucking savory condiment.

It's cultural NIMBY-ism. It's not America trying to be the world's policeman, it's America trying to be the world's HOA.

Fuck 'em. Let 'em stew in their shitpot of a country, and just shoot them if they try to come into ours. The way humans have done it since we invented the concept of "Indoors".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 12:23 PM (Ot/FD)

72 Posted by: Paul at June 25, 2026 12:21 PM (MYiDs)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 25, 2026 12:23 PM (2YhKe)

73 >> Agreed, I just hope they dont enshrine it, maybe just say Congress needs to address it

A lot of lefty lawyers are already cheering. There were mods at SCOTUS Blog saying it’s going to be “inspiring” so close to July 4th. So I’m thinking the court didn’t just nibble at the edges.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 25, 2026 12:23 PM (S/IIZ)

74 "They Haiti disaster was an earthquake in 1993."

Haiti is a perpetual disaster.

Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 12:14 PM (Jr5Lq)

Not uniquely a US problem, They mostly cross several other suitable countries in which to find refuge before landing at our doorstep.

We are not obligated to take in every charity case in the world. It remains a choice, and we should be free to pursue territorial claims upon those countries whose citizens become wards of our state.

Pick yourselves up by your bootstraps or be prepared to pay up.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 12:23 PM (dK+Kv)

75 It could be a Venn diagram of graft and corruption.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2026 12:23 PM (BlJUs)

76 The Bad news: The Commies will fight for their preferred outcome to the last taxpayer dollar.

The Good news: When it comes to a fight for their preferred outcome that requires spending their own personal funds, effin' crickets.

Posted by: mrp at June 25, 2026 12:24 PM (rj6Yv)

77 The player must have absolute control of the football in the end zone. They must maintain control of the football for not less than 45 minutes. They must remain in the end zone, in their entirety, without going out of bounds while they eat a 14 course meal. If they are suspected of voting for a Republican, or having refused the sexual advances of a homosexual (or trans) person, the points will be awarded to the other team. -- NFL rulebook
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2026 12:23 PM (ExV1e)

Not true.......

Posted by: Every Running Back Ever at June 25, 2026 12:24 PM (2YhKe)

78 Germany says they want to send their Syrians back to Syria. Syria said no.

Posted by: Don Black, he of the ever-changing hash at June 25, 2026 12:24 PM (A4oCq)

79 Haiti. Communism, and Papa Legba, don't forget Papa Legba.

Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2026 12:24 PM (Gqar8)

80 LOL Paul
Posted by: steevy

He's fracking serious!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 25, 2026 12:25 PM (ndZc7)

81 Truth be told, it was kind of a shithole before that.

I mean, it was French.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 25, 2026 12:16 PM (IG3/x)

And then they brought in those vicious secret police from Hoth. You know, the Tauntaun Macoutes.

Posted by: Anyone seen Papa Doc and Lloyd Austin in the same room at June 25, 2026 12:25 PM (TbWk/)

82
This and the Hawaii ruling are just a setup for the big hit we are going to take on illegal alien birthright citizenship.
Posted by: Vengeance
==
Agreed, I just hope they dont enshrine it, maybe just say Congress needs to address it
Posted by: Hudson

I'm sure the Senate Republicans will be glad to handle it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2026 12:25 PM (Cqx++)

83 Elric The Blade at June 25, 2026 12:23 PM (iFTx/)

IDNKT! I'll check it out.

Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 12:25 PM (Jr5Lq)

84 That holds, she wrote, "even if the asylum seeker is certain to be persecuted, or killed, if she is turned away."
________
Which, over the last SEVERAL years, is NEVER the case.

The vast majority of what's been coming over the border is military aged males from war torn shitholes from all corners of the globe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 12:15 PM (2YhKe)
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Also left unsaid is the criminal status of the asylum seekers in their home country. How many of them are wanted for murder? Rape? Accidental goat sodomy?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 25, 2026 12:25 PM (gnNyN)

85 Ok...now THAT Paul is DEFINITELY a sock......

Posted by: Every Running Back Ever at June 25, 2026 12:25 PM (2YhKe)

86 rassafrassafricknnfrack.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 12:25 PM (2YhKe)

87 The administration needs to focus some time and effort of the perpetual judicial insurrection and put it down BAMN.

We had to wait years for this ruling, which common sense indicated wasn't needed, because temporary is, you know... temporary.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 25, 2026 12:26 PM (jehhT)

88 Accidental goat sodomy?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 25, 2026 12:25 PM (gnNyN)

Now that right there is a good band name.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 12:26 PM (Ot/FD)

89 "We are not obligated to take in every charity case in the world."

Absolutely true.

Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 12:26 PM (Jr5Lq)

90 Accidental goat sodomy?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 25, 2026 12:25 PM (gnNyN)

"There I was, falling down the stairs when suddenly, this goat appeared out of nowhere......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 12:26 PM (2YhKe)

91 I hear Venezuela has some openings.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 25, 2026 12:27 PM (afJtY)

92 Just fell into that goat, yet Honor!

Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2026 12:27 PM (Gqar8)

93 I saw Accidental Goat Sodomy open for Butthole Surfers at The Starplex in '99.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 12:27 PM (2YhKe)

94 now THAT Paul is DEFINITELY a sock......
Posted by: Every Running Back Ever

Every troll is Average Jmumfff gurgle mmmp mmp by choice

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2026 12:27 PM (gKWVE)

95 See also, how "touchdowns" work.
Posted by: t-bird at June 25, 2026 12:19 PM

American football is derived from rugby. In order to score a try in rugby, the ball must be physically 'touched down' in the 'end zone'. The 'points after' kick is moved back parallel to the touch line (sideline) as far as the kicker desires. This motivates touching the ball down as close to the middle of the goal posts as possible.

Rugby is a far superior game to American football.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2026 12:27 PM (0sNs1)

96 Goatomy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2026 12:27 PM (BlJUs)

97 "It wasn’t immediately clear why the vessels turned around, but two maritime intelligence companies published broadcasts that purported to be from the Iranian navy instructing ships not to cross. Not all ships have turned around and some continued along the Oman route, according to tracking data compiled by Bloomberg."
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Somebody needs to make up its mind whether or not Iran has a Navy.

And if it does have a Navy, blow it the fuck up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2026 12:28 PM (vPv7/)

98
Rugby is a far superior game to American football.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2026 12:27 PM (0sNs1)

Kroykee!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 12:29 PM (2YhKe)

99 Accidental goat sodomy?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 25, 2026 12:25 PM (gnNyN)

Now that right there is a good band name.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 12:26 PM (Ot/FD)
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I believe it *was* a band name at one time...I remember it from a list of interesting band names someone posted on their dorm room door in college. "Sucking Chest Wound" was another memorable band name.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 25, 2026 12:29 PM (gnNyN)

100 Keep me warm let me wear your goat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2026 12:29 PM (Cqx++)

101 Damn violent Christians!

Louisiana pastor arrested for beating up man who allegedly threatened to rape his wife and kids

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 25, 2026 12:29 PM (ndZc7)

102 Somebody needs to make up its mind whether or not Iran has a Navy.
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Its my guess that at this point they have a couple of motorboats equipped with radios, and nothing of any consequence.

Posted by: Crusader at June 25, 2026 12:29 PM (TN0g+)

103 Rugby!!! Yes, !!!

Posted by: Ben Had at June 25, 2026 12:29 PM (afJtY)

104
I thought they had to apply for asylum in the first safe country they came to. Which would be Mexico if every Central American country was unsafe.
Posted by: rickb223

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Which is correct. That's why I'm mystified at the masses of Central and South Americans currently in Mexico waiting to blast the border the minute a Democrat president gets elected. We saw that video yesterday of people hanging around waiting for Nov 2028. Did Mexico give them all TPS or something?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 12:29 PM (XJ22o)

105 I hope this isn't softening the blow before their anchor baby ruling, which is bs that Chinese women can come here so their darlings can have duel citizenship. Yet raise them in China.

Or a Mexican woman popping over in labor to take her baby boy home for 17yrs to train in gang banging.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 25, 2026 12:29 PM (hzuYO)

106 That's not very Krikket.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2026 12:29 PM (BlJUs)

107 AI sez about Haiti:

"The Post-War Boom: Between 1946 and 1956, tourism flourished under the stable administrations of Léon Dumarsais Estimé and Paul Eugene Magloire. The capital, Port-au-Prince, became a major cultural hub with a bustling waterfront tailored to international cruise ships.

A Magnet for Celebrities: Celebrities, artists, and political figures flocked to Haiti for its distinct French/Creole culture, vibrant art scene, upscale hotels, and gambling. Famous visitors included Truman Capote, Mick Jagger, Muhammad Ali, and Bill and Hillary Clinton, who famously honeymooned there in 1975.

The 1970s Peak: After a dip in the 1960s, tourism rebounded sharply in the 1970s due to a new international airport and improved U.S. relations. By the end of the decade, annual visitors peaked at around 150,000 to 300,000 (combining air and sea arrivals), making tourism Haiti's second-largest earner of foreign exchange."

IDNKT!

Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 12:29 PM (Jr5Lq)

108 It wasn’t immediately clear why the vessels turned around, but two maritime intelligence companies published broadcasts that purported to be from the Iranian navy instructing ships not to cross.

Did they have British accents?

Posted by: t-bird at June 25, 2026 12:30 PM (upeQk)

109 Somebody needs to make up its mind whether or not Iran has a Navy.

And if it does have a Navy, blow it the fuck up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2026 12:28 PM (vPv7/)

Schrodinger's Iranian Navy. Neither alive or dead until the Newz informs us.

Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2026 12:30 PM (Gqar8)

110 Imagine where we are if we had had to nominate Jeb in 2016. WTF

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2026 12:30 PM (BpOXo)

111 "The House passed legislation with a rare bipartisan vote in April that would extend protections for Haitians, though the bill has languished in the Senate."

Bipartisan my ass.

Five liberal Republicans + All Democrats.

Posted by: Victor Tango Jilo at June 25, 2026 12:30 PM (JnlY3)

112 One other thing that this decision helps blow up is a new legal concept that the rogue judges that are trying to invent - which is that "intent" is a valid legal concept in judging whether something is legal or not.

Trump may have the legal authority to do something, but if he is doing it for the Wrong Reasons, then you can still deny his authority - for example, claiming that he can't remove TPS status for Haitians, because he is doing it for racist reasons.

It's a way of formalizing the legal concept that Democratic Presidents are allowed discretion in making decisions, and Trump is not.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 25, 2026 12:30 PM (aD4fx)

113
Somebody needs to make up its mind whether or not Iran has a Navy.

I hear they have a gazillion drones.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2026 12:30 PM (Cqx++)

114 Haiti has no home here.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 12:31 PM (Ot/FD)

115 French never treated a colony decent. French always left a colony worse than they found it. They've got children mining rare minerals and such in Africa today.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2026 12:31 PM (vPv7/)

116
63

Yeah it sucks, but how the fuck is that our problem? I'm sorry your country is a shithole run and populated by third world savages, but this does not obligate the US to you in any way whatsoever. Hell, flee to the DR, it's better than Haiti and it's right there.
Posted by: National border policy should not run on feelz at June 25, 2026 12:22 PM

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The Dominican Republic has strict and ruthless border control. Haitians are not tolerated. The difference between the two countries can be seen in satellite photos of the island of Hispanola taken from orbit. Haiti is degraded and eroded from uncontrolled cutting of trees to make charcoal.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 25, 2026 12:31 PM (azNOR)

117 Rugby is a far superior game to American football.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

That's the opinion of a limey! Excuse me, I mean a person of lime.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 25, 2026 12:31 PM (ndZc7)

118 So the damn NGO is called Al Otro Lado, huh?

Real nice. I'd like to see their doors kicked in and their employees sent To The Other Side on the spot.

But nope.

We paid out $2.7m (a third of their budget) last year, for the privilege of making sure they keeping suing us year after year to ram more and more foreign swine into our country.

Fuck 100% of this shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2026 12:31 PM (BI5O2)

119 Germany says they want to send their Syrians back to Syria. Syria said no.

Posted by: Don Black, he of the ever-changing hash at June 25, 2026 12:24 PM (A4oCq)

Germany is not a real country.

Put them on a drone ship and drop them on their shores.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 12:31 PM (dK+Kv)

120 Haiti has no home here.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 12:31 PM (Ot/FD)

Don't come.

Posted by: Kamala - Cock in Mouth at June 25, 2026 12:32 PM (2YhKe)

121 "Imagine where we are if we had had to nominate Jeb in 2016. WTF"

Hillary would have had two terms and Bill Kristol would still be pretending to be a conservative.

Posted by: Victor Tango Jilo at June 25, 2026 12:32 PM (JnlY3)

122 Haiti has no home here.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 12:31 PM (Ot/FD)

Threadwinner.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 12:32 PM (dK+Kv)

123 Louisiana pastor arrested for beating up man who allegedly threatened to rape his wife and kids
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Shoot, shovel, shut up

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2026 12:32 PM (gKWVE)

124 Also left unsaid is the criminal status of the asylum seekers in their home country. How many of them are wanted for murder? Rape? Accidental goat sodomy?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 25, 2026 12:25 PM (gnNyN)

I saw Accidental Goat Sodomy open for Tool at the Cow Palace in '98. Their collaborative rendition of Stinkfist was deep.

Posted by: yeah that's gross at June 25, 2026 12:33 PM (TbWk/)

125 Sotomayor misses the irony of scolding the Border Patrol about their refusal to obey "mandatory procedures" by keeping the illegals back over the border.

Yet she and her friends shower the illegals with mandatory procedures the minute they step over the line.

Here is the story of a phony asylum seeker, who says all of them are phony, from the New Yorker, when it was allowed to say that. https://tinyurl.com/y5fnx3rz

Posted by: Random PJ at June 25, 2026 12:33 PM (+jscL)

126 Pick yourselves up by your bootstraps or be prepared to pay up.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 12:23 PM (dK+Kv)

Or we can always do your three-word suggestion

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2026 12:33 PM (BpOXo)

127 It's pretty clear Iran is going to own Hormuz and start collecting tolls from here on out.

Posted by: Hudson at June 25, 2026 12:33 PM (kRhM/)

128 Five liberal Republicans + All Democrats.

Posted by: Victor Tango Jilo
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No more jungle voting for Mercowski,

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2026 12:33 PM (vPv7/)

129 We are not obligated to take in every charity case in the world"

Yes, we are, as we stole everything.
/Zinn school of history

And, who will pick our cott... er, lettuce?

Posted by: man at June 25, 2026 12:33 PM (XuXeR)

130
Shoot, shovel, shut up
Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2026 12:32 PM (gKWVE)

The event was recorded, so that adds a bit of complexity to that plan.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 12:33 PM (2YhKe)

131 AI sez about Haiti:

"The Post-War Boom: Between 1946 and 1956, tourism flourished under the stable administrations of Léon Dumarsais Estimé and Paul Eugene Magloire. The capital, Port-au-Prince, became a major cultural hub with a bustling waterfront tailored to international cruise ships.

A Magnet for Celebrities: Celebrities, artists, and political figures flocked to Haiti for its distinct French/Creole culture, vibrant art scene, upscale hotels, and gambling. Famous visitors included Truman Capote, Mick Jagger, Muhammad Ali, and Bill and Hillary Clinton, who famously honeymooned there in 1975.

The 1970s Peak: After a dip in the 1960s, tourism rebounded sharply in the 1970s due to a new international airport and improved U.S. relations. By the end of the decade, annual visitors peaked at around 150,000 to 300,000 (combining air and sea arrivals), making tourism Haiti's second-largest earner of foreign exchange."

IDNKT!
Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 12:29 PM (Jr5Lq)
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Yup. It's still a beautiful country in terms of natural beauty. It should be a big tourism destination again. But you ain't getting too many tourists when the country is run by literal cannibals.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 25, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

132 Nah, Accidental Goat Sodomy opened for Toad the Wet Sprocket at the Superdome after Katrina.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2026 12:34 PM (BlJUs)

133 113 Somebody needs to make up its mind whether or not Iran has a Navy.

I hear they have a gazillion drones.

drone jellyfish!!!

Posted by: anachronda at June 25, 2026 12:34 PM (sGtp+)

134 Wait... Just the tip actually means in?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 25, 2026 12:35 PM (n5tGW)

135 The event was recorded, so that adds a bit of complexity to that plan.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 12:33 PM (2YhKe)

No increase in complexity, just scale. Just more shooting and shoveling.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2026 12:35 PM (BI5O2)

136 It's pretty clear Iran is going to own Hormuz and start collecting tolls from here on out.
Posted by: Hudson at June 25, 2026 12:33 PM (kRhM/)
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Like the Rhine River robber barons?

Posted by: mrp at June 25, 2026 12:35 PM (rj6Yv)

137
No increase in complexity, just scale. Just more shooting and shoveling.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2026 12:35 PM (BI5O2)

Valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 12:35 PM (2YhKe)

138
So the damn NGO is called Al Otro Lado, huh?
...

We paid out $2.7m (a third of their budget) last year

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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Really? I never heard of them until now, but it doesn't surprise me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 12:35 PM (XJ22o)

139 130 Shoot, shovel, shut up
Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2026 12:32 PM (gKWVE)

The event was recorded, so that adds a bit of complexity to that plan.

shoot, shovel, shut up, shout "deepfake!"

Posted by: anachronda at June 25, 2026 12:36 PM (sGtp+)

140 "There's widespread violence in my country. You have to grant me asylum."
"Weren't you and your clan causing the violence?"
"I think you're missing the point, Judge."

Posted by: Wally at June 25, 2026 12:36 PM (0e5Te)

141 It's pretty clear Iran is going to own Hormuz and start collecting tolls from here on out.

Just pay us and we'll make sure that Iran gets the money...

Posted by: Those Two Maritime Intelligence Agencies at June 25, 2026 12:36 PM (upeQk)

142 Haiti's natural disaster was actually the Haitians.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 25, 2026 12:37 PM (wGerL)

143 That's why I'm mystified at the masses of Central and South Americans currently in Mexico waiting to blast the border the minute a Democrat president gets elected."

What's the surprise? They know where to raid...

Posted by: man at June 25, 2026 12:37 PM (XuXeR)

144 "I will do my Eyore thing and predict this means SCOTUS will rule in favor of Birthright Citizenship."

Maybe. So if we can stop them before they cross, they get no special "rights". BUT if they can sneak in and have a baby, that baby is a US citizen, and the parents (usually) get to stay.

Not sure there is any common sense to that, but we shall see.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 25, 2026 12:37 PM (vbXSk)

145 Posted by: Wally at June 25, 2026 12:36 PM (0e5Te)

Throwing themselves on the mercy of the court? "I'm from a war torn country!"

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2026 12:37 PM (BpOXo)

146 127 It's pretty clear Iran is going to own Hormuz and start collecting tolls from here on out.
Posted by: Hudson at June 25, 2026 12:33 PM (kRhM/)

"Own" Hormuz with what Navy? Btw, good luck getting the GCC nations to go along with any "tolling" scheme Iran may dream of.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 25, 2026 12:37 PM (KKMoa)

147 Anywhere on Earth can have a natural disaster at anytime.
Including the United States. So I don't know why we are supposed to take other countries people in. Sure we can supply humanitarian aid but taking in their population is asking too much.

Posted by: Case at June 25, 2026 12:38 PM (IY9No)

148 I don't think there is question in hell about the Birthright ruling. Plus Roberts would have already leaked it if it was in our favor. I mean, Sotomayor. Sotomayor!

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2026 12:38 PM (BpOXo)

149 What do we care about the Strait? I've been corrected in the fact that there are now pipelines and everyone is getting all the oil they need......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 12:38 PM (2YhKe)

150 102 Somebody needs to make up its mind whether or not Iran has a Navy.
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Its my guess that at this point they have a couple of motorboats equipped with radios, and nothing of any consequence.

Posted by: Crusader
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Probably, but something, from the west side of the channel?, put a hole in that tanker's bridge.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2026 12:39 PM (vPv7/)

151 Elric The Blade at June 25, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

I knew Bettie Page loved the place. But not all the other celebs. The Clintons honeymooned there!

Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 12:39 PM (Jr5Lq)

152 115 French never treated a colony decent. French always left a colony worse than they found it. They've got children mining rare minerals and such in Africa today.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2026 12:31 PM (vPv7/)

The French and the Belgians. Leopold II was an outright sadist. The English generally left their colonies in better shape than when they found them, at least.

Posted by: Yes Indians still shit in the street but its a step up at June 25, 2026 12:39 PM (TbWk/)

153 "Own" Hormuz with what Navy? Btw, good luck getting the GCC nations to go along with any "tolling" scheme Iran may dream of.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 25, 2026 12:37 PM (KKMoa)
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The combined financial resources of the nations on the western shores of the PG should be enough to hire the Indian Navy to clean that mess up.

Posted by: mrp at June 25, 2026 12:40 PM (rj6Yv)

154 Look at the 10k feet view of these:
The law says what it says, not what "feelings" wish it would say--the words written mean something; even when "that's the way it's always been done."

Or, as they've put it: Our job is to read the law and rule on its Constitutionality--not opine on the policy and whether it's preferred or not.

And I keep saying that's the trend of the Thomas Court.

So all the cool kids on the right are saying that Roberts and ACB will F us on the birthright citizenship.
But that doesn't fit with any of the rulings from the last few years ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 25, 2026 12:40 PM (73/SM)

155 "The Clintons honeymooners there."

Yes, I'm sure it was very romantic. I heard they shared a couple of Haitian girls.

Posted by: Wally at June 25, 2026 12:41 PM (0e5Te)

156 Border Czar Tom Homan announces Haitian migrants NEED TO GO HOME once their Temporary Protected Status (TPS) is terminated following today's 6-3 Supreme Court ruling

LFG! SCOTUS did the RIGHT THING!

HOMAN: "TEMPORARY MEANS TEMPORARY!"

"It's the right call! I've been doing this since 1984. TPS has NEVER been temporary. That's why the statute exists!"

"The problem is, no admin has had the GUTS to follow that statute. President Trump has the guts to follow the law."

"They need to go home!"

"THEY CHEATED THE SYSTEM!"

https://tinyurl.com/mtr8km62

Posted by: redridinghood at June 25, 2026 12:41 PM (NpAcC)

157
Here is the story of a phony asylum seeker, who says all of them are phony, from the New Yorker, when it was allowed to say that. https://tinyurl.com/y5fnx3rz
Posted by: Random PJ

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Wow, I couldn't stand to finish that. And to think, it's probably all ChatGPT by now. "Give me an asylum story with poverty and rape in Haiti, and write it in French with a few misspellings so it looks authentic."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 12:41 PM (XJ22o)

158 motorboats
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Does EVERY thread have to be one?

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2026 12:41 PM (BpOXo)

159 motorboats
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Does EVERY thread have to be one?
Posted by: ... at June 25, 2026 12:41 PM (BpOXo)

Now it's a boob thread.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 12:41 PM (2YhKe)

160 Sure we can supply humanitarian aid

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Why? What have any of these foreigners ever done for us? Jack shit, that's what.

Spend the money on our humans and let them look after their own - or not.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2026 12:41 PM (BI5O2)

161 Get those “temporary “ immigrants gone.
Denaturalize their kids, too.
30 years is ridiculous.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2026 12:42 PM (4KUe5)

162 FYI, Citizen Vigilante free on X for 48 hours.

https://tinyurl.com/2w6axpf7

Posted by: beckster at June 25, 2026 12:43 PM (kX27y)

163 I'm of the opinion that only legal citizens can give birth to legal citizens.

Posted by: Don Black, he of the ever-changing hash at June 25, 2026 12:43 PM (A4oCq)

164
So all the cool kids on the right are saying that Roberts and ACB will F us on the birthright citizenship.
But that doesn't fit with any of the rulings from the last few years ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

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If they say it's up to Congress and not the Executive, maybe they'll have a point? I truly don't know, given the wording of that badly worded Amendment.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 12:43 PM (XJ22o)

165
Why? What have any of these foreigners ever done for us? Jack shit, that's what.

Spend the money on our humans and let them look after their own - or not.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2026 12:41 PM (BI5O2)

They're just doing their part to stop global warming by eating any animal that moves, you see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 12:43 PM (2YhKe)

166 Why? What have any of these foreigners ever done for us? Jack shit, that's what.

Spend the money on our humans and let them look after their own - or not.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2026 12:41 PM (BI5O2)
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They ate the pets.

Posted by: mrp at June 25, 2026 12:43 PM (rj6Yv)

167 138
So the damn NGO is called Al Otro Lado, huh?
...

We paid out $2.7m (a third of their budget) last year

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Make a law.

NGO means No Government Money. Period

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2026 12:43 PM (vPv7/)

168 The Strait of Hormuz is international water. Nobody can put a toll on transit. The entire world would be against it because it's a violation of maritime law.

Its idiotic to keep insisting Iran is going to charge tolls when Trump, Vance, Rubio and everyone else connected with the negotiations says it is not even up for discussion.

Unless of course the reason to bring it up is to distract from Democrats coming apart at the seems and getting their asses kicked at the Supreme Court. Again.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2026 12:43 PM (viF8m)

169 Fantastic ruling

You're not in until you're in.

TWSS

Posted by: LASue at June 25, 2026 12:44 PM (nQDfD)

170 "even if the asylum seeker is certain to be persecuted, or killed, if she is turned away."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I'm sorry, are there Mexican nationals applying for asylum while IN Mexico ? Otherwise, I hate to break it to you, but if you came from Guatemala and you're standing in MEXICO applying for asylum in the US, you are most certainly NOT in danger of any of those things.

Posted by: deadrody at June 25, 2026 12:44 PM (vgB0v)

171 John Cornyn now that he's on his way out and telling us how he really feels tweeted out support for open borders because there are foreigners in the US kickball team.

Posted by: Victor Tango Jilo at June 25, 2026 12:45 PM (bUjat)

172 Iran can't "close" Hormuz. It can make statements that give pause to commercial shipping, already wary about entering or exiting the area if they don't have insurance on the ship and/or cargo. Or if the insurance is (likely) very high. Nobody's going to risk a multi-billion dollar VLCC if Iran's making noise. Especially if the crew is sketchy about the trip.

The US needs to drop 2000 lb. bombs on a mosque every time some asshole in Tehran opens his mouth. And then tell them to shut the fuck up. Repeat as necessary.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 25, 2026 12:45 PM (jehhT)

173
Somebody needs to make up its mind whether or not Iran has a Navy.

____________

Does the UK?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2026 12:45 PM (O0L8i)

174 Unless of course the reason to bring it up is to distract from Democrats coming apart at the seems and getting their asses kicked at the Supreme Court. Again.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2026 12:43 PM (viF8m)
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I predict more vandalizing of public property in DC.

Posted by: mrp at June 25, 2026 12:46 PM (rj6Yv)

175
Get those “temporary “ immigrants gone.
Denaturalize their kids, too.
30 years is ridiculous.
Posted by: Lizzy

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Yes, I'd like to know if notices are going out to all the overstayers to leave within X number of days or get thrown out. I want to see some bleeding-heart stories about weepy Haitians and needy Syrians sadly packing a decade of hope into their meager bags and facing a harsh life in the land of their birth. "But I am American now!" they will plead. "In my heart and my soul." (translated from French and Arabic)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 12:46 PM (XJ22o)

176 "circumvent all these mandatory procedures by having U.S. immigration officers stand at the border and physically block noncitizens from setting a foot onto U.S. soil."
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Ummm...okay.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 25, 2026 12:46 PM (W14bs)

177 For those of you keeping score at home, I'm still not sick of winning.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 25, 2026 12:46 PM (nyrxc)

178 Or we can always do your three-word suggestion

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2026 12:33 PM (BpOXo)

Show your tits?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 12:46 PM (dK+Kv)

179 I wonder if we have a few old destroyers or destroyer escorts in the Reserve Fleet that Qatar, Dubai, or Saudi Arabia would like to purchase, then upgrade. They can beat on the Iranians for a change.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 25, 2026 12:46 PM (qx7Zg)

180 127 It's pretty clear Iran is going to own Hormuz and start collecting tolls from here on out.
Posted by: Hudson at June 25, 2026 12:33 PM (kRhM/)

zero chance. what else you got?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 25, 2026 12:46 PM (w/O5Q)

181 Exactly, Wally!
Ilhan Nur Omar was fleeing Somalia because the leadership changed, and her father, who had been part of it and the death of 100’s of thousands (iirc), was now facing retribution.

Why do we owe you a safety net after your corrupt government was deposed?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2026 12:46 PM (4KUe5)

182 Pipelines should have been built decades ago to bypass the Gay of Hormuz. But the gulf states built a bunch of empty skyscrapers instead just to show off.

Posted by: Victor Tango Jilo at June 25, 2026 12:47 PM (bUjat)

183 Sotomaye apparently doesn't realize there are many many many other countries where a truly persecuted Haitian could go, including the many they probably have passed thru on the way to the US

Posted by: LASue at June 25, 2026 12:47 PM (nQDfD)

184 Get those “temporary “ immigrants gone.
Denaturalize their kids, too.
30 years is ridiculous.
Posted by: Lizzy

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Yes, I'd like to know if notices are going out to all the overstayers to leave within X number of days or get thrown out. I want to see some bleeding-heart stories about weepy Haitians and needy Syrians sadly packing a decade of hope into their meager bags and facing a harsh life in the land of their birth. "But I am American now!" they will plead. "In my heart and my soul." (translated from French and Arabic)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 12:46 PM (XJ22o)

Get 'em out!

And take their coats!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 12:47 PM (dK+Kv)

185 Why? What have any of these foreigners ever done for us? Jack shit, that's what.

This kind of attitude is why no one likes your party.

I was talking with a young, Puerto Rican male on a message board the other day and he said he hated Republicans because they are insensitive and racist.

Posted by: Paul at June 25, 2026 12:47 PM (wrq5w)

186 Ilhan Nur Omar was fleeing Somalia because the leadership changed, and her father, who had been part of it and the death of 100’s of thousands (iirc), was now facing retribution.

Why do we owe you a safety net after your corrupt government was deposed?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2026 12:46 PM (4KUe5)

So Uday and Qsay should've just been allowed to come to America?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 25, 2026 12:48 PM (2YhKe)

187 zero chance. what else you got?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 25, 2026 12:46 PM (w/O5Q)

Trump is a dummy. He could just let Iran pump oil freely and they'd all die in magnitude 15 earthquakes overnight. But noooooo, can't have that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 12:48 PM (Ot/FD)

188 Thune is responding to Trump with "I'm taking my ball and going home" hissy fit. Senate not in session until 7/13. July 4th is big this year

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 25, 2026 12:48 PM (aDqI/)

189 >>I predict more vandalizing of public property in DC.

Seems like a safe prediction.

At least it won't be an insurrection like J6. Do you know how close we came to losing our precious democracy?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2026 12:48 PM (viF8m)

190 The single most important task a government has is to keep out foreigners - not bring them in to steal your wealth, rape your daughters and murder your sons.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 12:48 PM (sKqQm)

191 You know what ended the Rhine River barons and their larcenous behavior ?

Artillery. Lots of artillery.

Posted by: mrp at June 25, 2026 12:49 PM (rj6Yv)

192 Show your tits?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 12:46 PM (dK+Kv)

Also evergreen

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2026 12:49 PM (BpOXo)

193 Posted by: Yes Indians still shit in the street but its a step up at June 25, 2026 12:39 PM (TbWk/)
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It wasn't a country before the British got there.
Some shit in the street, some kick Paki and Chinee butt.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2026 12:49 PM (vPv7/)

194 This post is fair to middlin.
Posted by: Sponge

Not great, not terrible

Posted by: Comrade Dyatlov at June 25, 2026 12:49 PM (DZ9Lv)

195 I like this new Paul. He's hilarious.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 12:49 PM (Ot/FD)

196 Al Bundy > Al Lado

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 25, 2026 12:50 PM (DZ9Lv)

197 OT: Something I hate... when someone who isn't contemplating what treatment they'll do for cancer tells you that the side effects you're concerned about aren't that bad. I'm like, okay... you go on the drugs with me and then you'll have first-hand experience.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2026 12:50 PM (ExV1e)

198 I wonder if we have a few old destroyers or destroyer escorts in the Reserve Fleet that Qatar, Dubai, or Saudi Arabia would like to purchase, then upgrade. They can beat on the Iranians for a change.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 25, 2026 12:46 PM (qx7Zg)

They all have their own navies already, suitable for the Gulf, and paid for by their own oil revenues. What they don't have is willingness to put up with the IRGC blowing up their oil terminals and desalination plants

Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2026 12:50 PM (rbvCR)

199 Thune is responding to Trump with "I'm taking my ball and going home" hissy fit. Senate not in session until 7/13. July 4th is big this year
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 25, 2026 12:48 PM (aDqI/)

Not in session, or in recess?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 25, 2026 12:50 PM (qx7Zg)

200 Good day at the court.

I'd love to see a win on birthright citizenship but I might be getting greedy.

Posted by: WisRich at June 25, 2026 12:50 PM (G0vdT)

201 We would have also accepted "boobs."

Posted by: The Judges at June 25, 2026 12:50 PM (nyrxc)

202 I saw a posting from "Late Stage Capitalism" on Farcebook complaining Facebook was slow on processing his video payments.

Well brother if you don't like Meta just wait until uncle Sugar decides how much, if anything, you should be paid for making content.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 12:50 PM (sKqQm)

203
What have any of these foreigners ever done for us? Jack shit, that's what.

Spend the money on our humans and let them look after their own - or not.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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Al contrario, mi amigo! Some of them have gotten very nice educations indeed in America, and now they want to "give back." There are a few DACA doctors and teachers who are so pure of heart that they want to continue making money and building a pension in the United States instead of going back to their shitholes of origin where they might apply their skills to their own countrymen so those people will quit crashing the border for medical treatment and education on El Otro Lado.

You'll see them in New York Times profiles, gazing out a window and wearing a sweater.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 12:50 PM (XJ22o)

204 183 Sotomaye apparently doesn't realize there are many many many other countries where a truly persecuted Haitian could go, including the many they probably have passed thru on the way to the US
Posted by: LASue at June 25, 2026 12:47 PM (nQDfD)

Well, she's retarded, so there is that.

Posted by: Reforger at June 25, 2026 12:50 PM (mTPps)

205
I was talking with a young, Puerto Rican male on a message board the other day and he said he hated Republicans because they are insensitive and racist.
Posted by: Paul at June 25, 2026 12:47 PM (wrq5w)

Good. Go tell your precious young male foreigners on your """message board""" to use your rent boy $$$ to fly back to PR, vote for independence, and be free of people like me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2026 12:50 PM (BI5O2)

206 Federman would be better than Twatz That Thune as majority leader for the GOP senate.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 25, 2026 12:50 PM (TezPK)

207 >>I was talking with a young, Puerto Rican male on a message board the other day and he said he hated Republicans because they are insensitive and racist.

I lived in Puerto Rico and PR has a huge anti-white racism problem.

dumbass

Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2026 12:51 PM (viF8m)

208 OT: Something I hate... when someone who isn't contemplating what treatment they'll do for cancer tells you that the side effects you're concerned about aren't that bad. I'm like, okay... you go on the drugs with me and then you'll have first-hand experience.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2026 12:50 PM (ExV1e)

Yeah, I had that with heart meds. I finally decided I was done after being dismissed twice over side effects. You are your own best health advocate, degrees and licenses be damned.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 12:51 PM (dK+Kv)

209 187 zero chance. what else you got?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 25, 2026 12:46 PM (w/O5Q)

Trump is a dummy. He could just let Iran pump oil freely and they'd all die in magnitude 15 earthquakes overnight. But noooooo, can't have that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 12:48 PM (Ot/FD)

I assumed the Dem plan was to let the Iranians succumb to Global Warming and acute gluten exposure. Seemed a safe bet and I haven't heard different.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 25, 2026 12:51 PM (w/O5Q)

210
The US needs to drop 2000 lb. bombs on a mosque every time some asshole in Tehran opens his mouth. And then tell them to shut the fuck up. Repeat as necessary.

Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Salient thought.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 25, 2026 12:51 PM (vPv7/)

211 @199 not in session. He's having Senators be present so Trump can't make recess appointments

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 25, 2026 12:51 PM (aDqI/)

212 I don't get it. What special gifts do these people hold that we don't already have here? If they even work at all.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 25, 2026 12:52 PM (fkjGs)

213 lol, they reversed themselves :

"In reversal, Senate votes to block war powers resolution, delivering Trump a win."

I guess yelling at Senators in person worked!

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2026 12:52 PM (GD0B3)

214 The Strait of Hormuz is international water. Nobody can put a toll on transit. The entire world would be against it because it's a violation of maritime law.

Its idiotic to keep insisting Iran is going to charge tolls when Trump, Vance, Rubio and everyone else connected with the negotiations says it is not even up for discussion.

Unless of course the reason to bring it up is to distract from Democrats coming apart at the seems and getting their asses kicked at the Supreme Court. Again.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2026 12:43 PM (viF8m)
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Too many on our side are saying the same thing, unfortunately. Love it how these retards couldn't locate the Strait on a map only a few months ago -- and probably still can't -- but now they're all experts in Strait geography and maritime law.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 25, 2026 12:53 PM (iFTx/)

215 It is time for Trump to force the issue on things like SAVE - increasing the R's likely wins in Congress significantly.

But Thune most differently doesn't want 218 *conservative* Republicans in the house and 50 in the Senate because then he becomes just another unimportant Senator (until he gets primaried)

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

216 The Strait of Hormuz is international water. Nobody can put a toll on transit. The entire world would be against it because it's a violation of maritime law.

Its idiotic to keep insisting Iran is going to charge tolls when Trump, Vance, Rubio and everyone else connected with the negotiations says it is not even up for discussion.

Unless of course the reason to bring it up is to distract from Democrats coming apart at the seems and getting their asses kicked at the Supreme Court. Again.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2026 12:43 PM (viF8m)

It's an ongoing problem that isn't being dealt with, and therefore at least worthy of note.

It's easier to pay the toll than worry about causing trouble, so most of the world will in fact just pay the toll (some apparently already have).

Trump and his team have said a lot of shit about their negotiations that hasn't been supported at all by the real world behavior of the Iranians.

Posted by: Methos at June 25, 2026 12:53 PM (vSvIl)

217 Get 'em out!

And take their coats!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 12:47 PM (dK+Kv)

https://tinyurl.com/2udcrtcb

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2026 12:53 PM (BpOXo)

218 Puerto ricans hate everybody, man. It's truly heartwarming. They even hate each other.

You stick two Puerto ricans in two houses across the street from each other in Outer Lower West Mudfuck, Nebraska, without another neighbor around for a hundred miles, and they'll be at each other's throats within fifteen seconds.

I love it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 12:53 PM (Ot/FD)

219 The US needs to drop 2000 lb. bombs on a mosque every time some asshole in Tehran opens his mouth. And then tell them to shut the fuck up. Repeat as necessary.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 25, 2026 12:45 PM (jehhT)

One analyst I read has stated that if you are dealing with Germany or Japan, it is a matter of knocking down each point individually, and only renegotiating if there is a big change, because that is what you do in an office over a table.
When you negotiate with the Iranians, you are buying a load of carpets in the bazaar and any change means screaming and an automatic renegotiation of the entire deal.
This requires a different negotiation style.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2026 12:54 PM (rbvCR)

220 Of course Iran doesnt hav the right to collect tolls, I'm just saying its clear they are going to go down this path and even if its just one rowboat with some mines, shipping companies can't seem to write the checks fast enough. Turkey has some similar arrangement on the Aegean sea.

I keep hearing tIran's Navy is decimated, yet somehow they keep asserting this. I thought the "deal" made it clear this was off the table. I'm sure they'll abide by all the other deal points though. Just as soon as we give them $300 billion.

Posted by: Hudson at June 25, 2026 12:54 PM (kRhM/)

221 199 not in session. He's having Senators be present so Trump can't make recess appointments

Figure out which Senator that Thune trusts is most likely to flip and make him a deal he can't refuse to just...not gavel in.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 12:54 PM (sKqQm)

222 lol, they reversed themselves :

"In reversal, Senate votes to block war powers resolution, delivering Trump a win."

I guess yelling at Senators in person worked!

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2026 12:52 PM (GD0B3)

It was a non-binding circle jerk. I guess they wanted another bite at the cracker.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 12:54 PM (dK+Kv)

223 31 I guess I'm hard-hearted, but I've never been enamored of the concept of "asylum." You are not invited to my country just because yours is a shithole.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 25, 2026 12:15 PM (bNf8H)

I used to have some sympathy, but it was abused like an English tween girl in a Paki neighborhood. It's dead now.

Posted by: SciVo at June 25, 2026 12:54 PM (Sy6m/)

224 211 @199 not in session. He's having Senators be present so Trump can't make recess appointments
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 25, 2026 12:51 PM (aDqI/)

I can hope, can't I?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 25, 2026 12:54 PM (qx7Zg)

225 Finally some good news.

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 25, 2026 12:54 PM (WYStd)

226 but now they're all experts in Strait geography and maritime law.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 25, 2026 12:53 PM (iFTx/)

They can't help it. They learned it in Virology, Emoluments and Ukrainian History School.

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2026 12:54 PM (BpOXo)

227 And this coming a day after the Haitian soccer team was kicked out of the country.

Posted by: meerkat at June 25, 2026 12:54 PM (mxEar)

228 Those rascally foreign Puerto Ricans.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2026 12:55 PM (Wmg4n)

229 @199 not in session. He's having Senators be present so Trump can't make recess appointments
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 25, 2026 12:51 PM (aDqI/)
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How do they decide who stays behind to formally gavel in and gavel out that day's "session?"

Do they draw straws? Cast lots? Spin the Wheel of Woe?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 25, 2026 12:55 PM (gnNyN)

230 And this case has big implication for the current lawless judge-made law of requiring ICE to release illegals out on bail.

I can't recall the whole argument but it's basically judges saying something like, "sure the statute was written to close a loophole that treated those who snuck in better than those who go through customs.
But we don't like that and want illegals to get out on bond no matter where they're caught.
So we read the limitation of eligibility for bond as for only those at the border to mean anyone who is caught by ICE anywhere."

Right now, I think the 5th and the 8th say, "no bond for those who sneak in--the law clearly says what is says."

And it's the 2nd or the 4th that's saying "if you sneak in, you can pinky swear to show at court if you get caught."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 25, 2026 12:55 PM (73/SM)

231 Those rascally foreign Puerto Ricans.
Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2026 12:55 PM (Wmg4n)

LOL

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2026 12:55 PM (GD0B3)

232 Temporary for the Gov't is Temporary, not Permanent? I'm shocked!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 25, 2026 12:55 PM (l3cgK)

233 The Sharks v The Jets Redux.

Ih well

Posted by: LASue at June 25, 2026 12:56 PM (Ptur7)

234 It was a non-binding circle jerk. I guess they wanted another bite at the cracker.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 12:54 PM (dK+Kv)

Hey! No biting!

Posted by: "Premium Cracker" SciVo at June 25, 2026 12:56 PM (Sy6m/)

235 So all the cool kids on the right are saying that Roberts and ACB will F us on the birthright citizenship.

They'll like the mandatory pregnancy tests at Customs.

"You're a foreigner and pregnant? Back to your home country on the next plane."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 25, 2026 12:56 PM (aD4fx)

236 These aren't wins. More like loss avoidance.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 25, 2026 12:56 PM (Dv3i1)

237 Those rascally foreign Puerto Ricans./i]

You could write another Encyclopedia Britannica on things the left doesn't know

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)

238 Lots of judges on the take.

Posted by: Cicci at June 25, 2026 12:57 PM (Q+gd/)

239 So, Thune is actively obstructing Trump in the matter of recess appointments then. I thought Democrats were the Senate minority.

Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2026 12:58 PM (Gqar8)

240 Trump effed up Iran and handled the stupid Epstein nonsense poorly, but whenever I feel like he is losing me it's rulings like this that bring me back. No one else was going to do this, we should appreciate when someone actually listens to us

Posted by: just me at June 25, 2026 12:58 PM (j29tk)

241
Sotomaye apparently doesn't realize there are many many many other countries where a truly persecuted Haitian could go, including the many they probably have passed thru on the way to the US
Posted by: LASue

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"Well, U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some... people out there in our nation don't have maps."

Who would ever have guessed that Miss Teen South Carolina had it right?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 12:58 PM (XJ22o)

242 Iran also says the airspace above the strait is not international airspace. That got tested during Operation Earnest Will. They didn't do jack shit.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 25, 2026 12:58 PM (J4Dwc)

243 Puerto ricans hate everybody, man. It's truly heartwarming. They even hate each other

I saw this phenom at a workplace. Our team leader and one of our senior devs did NOT get along. We had a couple Mexican coworkers who were chill, and a Cuban; but the two boricuas made trouble for each other all the time.
The dev quit and they just moved the team leader somewhere she couldn't cause damage.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2026 12:58 PM (gKWVE)

244 Those rascally foreign Puerto Ricans./i]

You could write another Encyclopedia Britannica on things the left doesn't know
Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)

Get your Encyclopedia Idiotica here! Only $4999.99 per set. Annual updates are $399.99.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 25, 2026 12:58 PM (qx7Zg)

245 Lots of judges on the take.
Posted by: Cicci at June 25, 2026 12:57 PM (Q+gd/)

They should be taking horsewhippings too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 25, 2026 12:59 PM (1Ff7Z)

246 Mexico is safer than Haiti

Captain Obvious missed this.

Posted by: torabora at June 25, 2026 01:00 PM (cMh5W)

247 Tech stocks have been taking a beating lately. Does this mean RAM prices will drop soon?

Ha ha. Just kidding.

Posted by: mrp at June 25, 2026 01:00 PM (rj6Yv)

248 Should be noted that Trump has also been busy firing immigration judges and investigating immigration lawyers (fining them for faked hardship stories for their clients).

He’s attacking this from all sides.
If only we had a Congress that was busy making this permanent!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 25, 2026 01:00 PM (4KUe5)

249 I was talking with a young, Puerto Rican male on a message board the other day and he said he hated Republicans because they are insensitive and racist.
Posted by: Paul at June 25, 2026 12:47 PM (wrq5w)

So you were looking for Puerto Rican male bulls on "message boards"? Interesting to know.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 25, 2026 01:00 PM (KKMoa)

250 Able-bodied men should be given a rifle and a couple cans of ammo, turned around, and told "Go deal with the problem."
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What if the problem is that there aren't enough eligible women and besides they are ugly, covered up, and their bits chopped. We prefer your women, uncovered, intact and young. Very young.

Posted by: Muslim "Immigrants" at June 25, 2026 01:00 PM (Dv3i1)

251 DOJ going after more anti-white policies.

The Department of Justice has found that USDA grants for "socially disadvantaged" people were actually just given to any non-white, non-male applicants. The DOJ said that the USDA has repeatedly violated the Constitution's Equal Protection guarantee.

Posted by: White Winger at June 25, 2026 01:01 PM (6Rf1G)

252 What if the problem is that there aren't enough eligible women and besides they are ugly, covered up, and their bits chopped. We prefer your women, uncovered, intact and young. Very young.

Posted by: Muslim "Immigrants" at June 25, 2026 01:00 PM (Dv3i1)

We have a lot of able-bodied men with rifles already here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 01:01 PM (dK+Kv)

253
They'll like the mandatory pregnancy tests at Customs.

"You're a foreigner and pregnant? Back to your home country on the next plane."
Posted by: The ARC of History!

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I'm delighted to tell you that CBP is interrogating obviously pregnant women and sending them back if they're likely to give birth on American soil. Yes, they'll fucking give pregnancy tests to women of childbearing age who are entering on "tourist' visas.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 01:01 PM (XJ22o)

254 Puerto ricans hate everybody, man. It's truly heartwarming. They even hate each other.

You stick two Puerto ricans in two houses across the street from each other in Outer Lower West Mudfuck, Nebraska, without another neighbor around for a hundred miles, and they'll be at each other's throats within fifteen seconds.

I love it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 12:53 PM (Ot/FD)
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My brother lives there. It's a very tribal and class-based society.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 25, 2026 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

255 Sotomaye apparently doesn't realize there are many many many other countries where a truly persecuted Haitian could go, including the many they probably have passed thru on the way to the US
Posted by: LASue

Sotomayor wants to keep the "low cost employees who won't quit and will be returned to the employer if they run away" working for the giant corporations that seems to also be owned by China.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2026 01:02 PM (rbvCR)

256 Tech stocks have been taking a beating lately. Does this mean RAM prices will drop soon?

Ha ha. Just kidding.
Posted by: mrp at June 25, 2026 01:00 PM (rj6Yv)

RAM prices will keep ramming through the roof until we get an AI that is half as intelligent as AOC.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 25, 2026 01:02 PM (qx7Zg)

257 Iran also says the airspace above the strait is not international airspace.

True, it's only for countries that have planes.

Posted by: t-bird at June 25, 2026 01:02 PM (JW6Az)

258 Captain Obvious missed this.
Posted by: torabora at June 25, 2026 01:00 PM (cMh5W)
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I'm standing right here.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 25, 2026 01:03 PM (amcLV)

259 Iran also says the airspace above the strait is not international airspace.

True, it's only for countries that have planes.

Posted by: t-bird at June 25, 2026 01:02 PM (JW6Az)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 01:03 PM (dK+Kv)

260 Iran is pretty cocky right now. Smug, even.

Posted by: tubal at June 25, 2026 01:03 PM (Gqar8)

261
The Department of Justice has found that USDA grants for "socially disadvantaged" people were actually just given to any non-white, non-male applicants. The DOJ said that the USDA has repeatedly violated the Constitution's Equal Protection guarantee.
Posted by: White Winger

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Who tf is in charge at the USDA? I know who it is, but wtf?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 01:04 PM (XJ22o)

262 Arguably if we are going to accept a non-trivial number of immigrants it should be young, unmarried women with no kids only since we are experiencing a birth dirth.

Add in those women can *never* collect welfare and we'd like have immigrants helping our country solve a problem.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)

263 How do they decide who stays behind to formally gavel in and gavel out that day's "session?"

Do they draw straws? Cast lots? Spin the Wheel of Woe?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

These senators need to be named and shamed and subject to constant mockery by their constituents.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 25, 2026 01:04 PM (Dv3i1)

264 "Justice Sotomayor"

Fk that bitch in particular.

Posted by: fd at June 25, 2026 01:04 PM (MDeaG)

265 Agreed, I just hope they dont enshrine it, maybe just say Congress needs to address it
Posted by: Hudson at June 25, 2026 12:19 PM (kRhM/)

Which enshrines it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 25, 2026 01:04 PM (fZiTB)

266 Remember how it was found that NGOs were giving the illegals scripts of what to say in order to fake up an asylum claim?
And Biden-Obama treated that as a magical incantation to wave them in?
That's what has the left pissed, ending that scam:
We don't have to believe your sob story of trouble and woe--stay in Mexico, the 3rd or 4th country you passed to get here.

I like the part of the Opinion that basically says, no we're not going to second-guess the Executive and its determination of adequate staffing.

Like, how the F is it relevant whether some left-wing lawyer thinks there's enough clerks to process asylum claims?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 25, 2026 01:05 PM (73/SM)

267 I like how these older shitlibs like Paul still think the crybullying works.

It's 2026, fella... nobody gives a shit about the fake-ass weaponized compassion thing anymore.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2026 01:05 PM (BI5O2)

268 I saw this phenom at a workplace. Our team leader and one of our senior devs did NOT get along. We had a couple Mexican coworkers who were chill, and a Cuban; but the two boricuas made trouble for each other all the time.
The dev quit and they just moved the team leader somewhere she couldn't cause damage.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2026 12:58 PM (gKWVE)

I will add this is my experience too. Cubans, Mexicans, you name it. Tolerable and will work with you. Boriequeños are impossible.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2026 01:05 PM (rbvCR)

269 The disconnect between how loud some cultural/national identities are about how much they love their cultural/national identity and how much they hate the other people who share it is really fascinating.

For all our bluster in the anglosphere, nobody can truly hate a Frenchman as much as a Frenchman who grew up a few hundred feet away from him does.

Central Africa is so bad they've had to resort to punching themselves in the face because they've divvyed themselves up past the point of the natural counting numbers and now have to resort to fractional ethnic violence.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 01:05 PM (Ot/FD)

270 "In reversal, Senate votes to block war powers resolution, delivering Trump a win."

Senate realizes that blocking Trump from fighting Iran while Trump is NOT fighting Iran makes them look like bigger jackasses than normal.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 25, 2026 01:05 PM (ExV1e)

271 Iran also says the airspace above the strait is not international airspace.

True, it's only for countries that have planes.
Posted by: t-bird at June 25, 2026 01:02 PM (JW6Az)
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So what's the plan, Stan? We just send a US-flagged freighter into the Strait and wait for the Persians to send us an invoice?

Posted by: mrp at June 25, 2026 01:05 PM (rj6Yv)

272 Whom do you serve, Senator?

Posted by: Saruman at June 25, 2026 01:06 PM (Q+gd/)

273 here's the pattern:

"Speaking to reporters after arriving in Pennsylvania on Tuesday, Trump rejected Iran’s claim that no visit by inspectors from the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) had been scheduled."

Trump said "A"

Iran screamed and yelled "not A"

Wednesday, the IAEA head says, "A"

Maybe the Iranians are lying. Maybe the ones releasing statements aren't in charge. Maybe they're splitting hairs on "scheduled." Whichever way, anybody who thinks Iran is calling the shots has lost the plot.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 25, 2026 01:06 PM (w/O5Q)

274 For all our bluster in the anglosphere, nobody can truly hate a Frenchman as much as a Frenchman who grew up a few hundred feet away from him does./i]

I worked with a couple of Frenchies. I asked them why they came to the US to work for a US country and the answer was they hated the people in France

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 01:07 PM (sKqQm)

275 So what's the plan, Stan? We just send a US-flagged freighter into the Strait and wait for the Persians to send us an invoice?
Posted by: mrp at June 25, 2026 01:05 PM (rj6Yv)
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Only if they have the revised cover sheets.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 25, 2026 01:07 PM (amcLV)

276 Too bad the Scots are out of metric kickball. They were fun visitors.

Also too bad that the Tartan Army can't go home with the same fervor and protect their daughters and sons from muzzie invaders.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 25, 2026 01:08 PM (n5tGW)

277 I was talking with a young, Puerto Rican male on a message board the other day and he said he hated Republicans because they are insensitive and racist.
Posted by: Paul at June 25, 2026 12:47 PM (wrq5w)

And that message board was Grindr

Posted by: He was so caliente! at June 25, 2026 01:08 PM (TbWk/)

278 I want to point out that almost all of the countries these asylums seekers were fleeing were dangerous shitholes because they were run by left-wing totalitarians propped up and sustained by USAID and NGO money.

As the wave of freedom sweeps over Fortress Americas, these countries will return to safe and secure for the citizens.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 25, 2026 01:09 PM (73/SM)

279 Honestly this Iran conflict is one of the most surreal things I've seen.

It would be as if in 2001 the US stopped the Iraq war and started negotiating with Baghdad Bob.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)

280 IDNKT!
Posted by: gp at June 25, 2026 12:29 PM (Jr5Lq)
_______

Yup. It's still a beautiful country in terms of natural beauty. It should be a big tourism destination again. But you ain't getting too many tourists when the country is run by literal cannibals.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 25, 2026 12:34 PM

Oddly enough, yes. PaP is a complete shithole, but the countryside is pretty.

It did use to be a tourist destination. One night a few of us had dinner at the Hotel Ibo Lele up in Petionville. I was surprised to see all of the autographed photos of celebrities who had visited back in the day. Vincent Price comes to mind.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 25, 2026 01:10 PM (kgE5c)

281
"Justice Sotomayor"

Fk that bitch in particular.
Posted by: fd

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It's nice to see them fume and go down in flames, though.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 25, 2026 01:11 PM (XJ22o)

282 Immigration attorneys said the countries remain unsafe to return

Well tough sh*t snowflake. Go back and make it safe. Ask for help. Don't bring your BS to my country.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2026 01:11 PM (2WIwB)

283 I work in AI, we build cards and rack servers. My refusal to use it has become an issue.
Boss "This is good, did you use AI?"
Me "No"
"Why not?"
"Because I hate it. It sucks. It's the worst tech developement since windows NT."
"But that's our business. AI is what we do."
"Yeah. Pays the bills pretty good but I don't have to like it."

Posted by: Reforger at June 25, 2026 01:11 PM (mTPps)

284 276 So what's the plan, Stan? We just send a US-flagged freighter into the Strait and wait for the Persians to send us an invoice?
Posted by: mrp at June 25, 2026 01:05 PM (rj6Yv)
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Only if they have the revised cover sheets.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 25, 2026 01:07 PM (amcLV)

Mohammed! What's happening? Yeah...we need to have a little talk about your TPS reports...yeeeaahhhh and I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday, that'd be great mmmmkay? Thanks!

Posted by: What is it exactly you'd say you do here? at June 25, 2026 01:11 PM (TbWk/)

285 >>> Supreme Court Overrules Lower Leftwing Judges: Trump May Turn Away Illegals at Border Without First Letting Them Into the Country

Those judges should be tried and executed as traitors. They are just as much literal traitors as the scoundrel who openers the castle back door tom let invaders in.... actually, the judges are worse.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 25, 2026 01:11 PM (/lPRQ)

286 poor Mike DeWine will cry because all the Haitians he let flood into Ohio might have to leave

Posted by: Jose at June 25, 2026 01:12 PM (V6W16)

287 Oops 2003 not 2001

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 01:12 PM (sKqQm)

288 Point is that Iran says a lot of things that are nothing more than bluster. During Earnest Will, Iran claimed they would shoot down any US aircraft operating in the airspace about the strait.

The USS Enterprise and later, the USS Ranger, responded with a waypoint directly over the strait with F-14s flying continuous CAP.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 25, 2026 01:12 PM (J4Dwc)

289 I was talking with a young, Puerto Rican male on a message board the other day and he said he hated Republicans because they are insensitive and racist.

Posted by: Paul at June 25, 2026 12:47 PM (wrq5w)

What we've learned: Paul named his dong 'a message board.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 25, 2026 01:13 PM (rii+a)

290 Honestly this Iran conflict is one of the most surreal things I've seen.

It would be as if in 2001 the US stopped the Iraq war and started negotiating with Baghdad Bob.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)

Ha!

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2026 01:13 PM (BpOXo)

291 poor Mike DeWine will cry because all the Haitians he let flood into Ohio might have to leave

HONK

F*ck those guys

HONK

Posted by: Some Canadian Geese at June 25, 2026 01:13 PM (sKqQm)

292 We're supposed to simultaneously believe that America is a dark, benighted Trumpian hellhole full of roving racists who murder anyone darker than a jar of mayonnaise on sight, and is also the place that everyone on Earth from anywhere you could get so much as a paper cut is free to come for safety and a happy life forever and ever.

Pick a fucking lane, retards.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 01:13 PM (Ot/FD)

293 Immigration attorneys said the countries remain unsafe to return

No conflict of interest there, let's print their opinion as fact.

Posted by: t-bird at June 25, 2026 01:13 PM (JW6Az)

294 78 Germany says they want to send their Syrians back to Syria. Syria said no.
Posted by: Don Black, he of the ever-changing hash at June 25, 2026 12:24 PM (A4oCq)

Germany has the chance to do the funniest thing ever. My understanding is that now that they can live under Sharia in Syria, Sharia requires them to leave the infidel country and go back and live properly. So, Germany can black-knight for its Muslims and compassionately force them to follow their own cultural rules.

Posted by: SciVo at June 25, 2026 01:14 PM (Sy6m/)

295 Honestly this Iran conflict is one of the most surreal things I've seen.

It would be as if in 2001 the US stopped the Iraq war and started negotiating with Baghdad Bob.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 25, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)

Ha!

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2026 01:13 PM (BpOXo)

Would have saved a lot of bodies of other people's kids.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 01:14 PM (dK+Kv)

296 Only if they have the revised cover sheets.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 25, 2026 01:07 PM (amcLV)
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"Sorry, Persian people. US government regulations require that all contractual payment requests be submitted via FAX by 1600Z."

Posted by: mrp at June 25, 2026 01:14 PM (rj6Yv)

297 Nood Trump.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 25, 2026 01:14 PM (rii+a)

298 Nood in case nobody has yet

Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at June 25, 2026 01:14 PM (6BjcW)

299 We're supposed to simultaneously believe that America is a dark, benighted Trumpian hellhole full of roving racists who murder anyone darker than a jar of mayonnaise on sight, and is also the place that everyone on Earth from anywhere you could get so much as a paper cut is free to come for safety and a happy life forever and ever.

Pick a fucking lane, retards.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2026 01:13 PM (Ot/FD)

There is no truth, only whatever narrative happens to be most convenient for their purpose at any given moment.

Posted by: It's a post-truth world at June 25, 2026 01:15 PM (TbWk/)

300 One thing to remember about the Left - they don't care what you think, believe or will accept. They are just stalling.

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2026 01:15 PM (BpOXo)

301 poor Mike DeWine will cry because all the Haitians he let flood into Ohio might have to leave
Posted by: Jose at June 25, 2026 01:12 PM

F*ck those guys, in particular.

Posted by: The cats and dogs at June 25, 2026 01:15 PM (kgE5c)

302 Immigration attorneys said the countries remain unsafe to return

Saint Louis has 416 murders per 100K people.

Haiti is 68 per 100K

Arguably we should send the people that live in Saint Louis to Haiti so they've be safer.

Posted by: Some Canadian Geese at June 25, 2026 01:15 PM (sKqQm)

303 Had a hearing where the reporter was Puerto vRican. I liked her and always got along well with. The hearing involved a Mexican who needed a translator. The translator was reached over the phone but was terrible. The Mexican was none too quick. The hearing took over an hour when it should have been fifteen minutes. The PR reporter at the end after everyone left said to me "stupid fuckin Mexican". Funny

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 25, 2026 01:16 PM (aDqI/)

304 Nood, Trump won't sign non-SAVE

Posted by: SciVo at June 25, 2026 01:16 PM (Sy6m/)

305 Would have saved a lot of bodies of other people's kids.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 25, 2026 01:14 PM (dK+Kv)

True dat

Posted by: ... at June 25, 2026 01:16 PM (BpOXo)

306 This and the Hawaii ruling are just a setup for the big hit we are going to take on illegal alien birthright citizenship.
Posted by: Vengeance

I'm afraid you're right. Deathly afraid. I do believe that you have to be profoundly stupid - meaning you have a graduate degree or higher - to think that when the 14th was passed they really just wanted to support birth tourism, rather than give citizenship rights to freed blacks and their children. Which the the fucking Democrats were still opposing, even after they lost the Civil War. FFS!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 25, 2026 01:19 PM (FJHWH)

307 Thune is McConnell's catspaw.
And McConnell is someone's bitch.

Posted by: torabora at June 25, 2026 01:23 PM (law4u)

308 by having U.S. immigration officers stand at the border and physically block noncitizens from setting a foot onto U.S. soil.

Yes, you ignorant slut, because that's what borders are FOR.

Posted by: GWB at June 25, 2026 01:26 PM (kU0PQ)

309 “A just machine to make big decisions
Programmed by fellas with compassion and vision
We'll be clean when their work is done
We'll be eternally free, yes, and eternally young”

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at June 25, 2026 01:26 PM (6A7dD)

310 Court is likely to reason that since immigrants have been dropping babies here forever that are recognized defacto as citizens that only an Amendment can change that reality.
After all, are we really going to deport...expel....millions of people who were born here....that's not their fault.
More troublesome are children who were sent here or made it here themselves.

Ultimately it's a failure of Congress. Congress who because of the filibuster will not even try to fix the problem caused mostly by Hart Celler and LBJ.

Posted by: torabora at June 25, 2026 01:29 PM (law4u)

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