Kangaroo Backyard Brawl Cafe

Oregon
Ben Milbrath

Canine kiss cam.

Poor little dog just wants peace.

Very sassy dog.

Dumb blonde.

Pet squirrel is crying because wild squirrels stole her stored nuts.

After a long day of work, it's nice to come home.

Dog and duck enjoy a game of chase:

The best game of chase..🐕🐾🦆😅 pic.twitter.com/CVyixnZPir
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 24, 2026

How the tables have turned..🐆🐗😅 pic.twitter.com/TENeo6JpeF
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 24, 2026

Their favorite show is on..🐕🐾🐈📺😍 pic.twitter.com/AF1anjNMAI
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 24, 2026

Meanwhile in Australia..that kick..🦘🦘😅 pic.twitter.com/DswW1xEi4J
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 24, 2026

It's old but still so cute:

She knows she's beautiful..🐕🐾💃👜😊❤️ pic.twitter.com/BJFw9neGWd
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 24, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:15 PM

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1 ygvew45vy34wy

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2026 07:14 PM (XJ22o)

2
ace, your Quick Hits are too fun and too loaded with material. I could stay down there willowing myself forever.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2026 07:15 PM (XJ22o)

3 *sigh

In before shitty trolls.

Posted by: runner at June 24, 2026 07:16 PM (GD0B3)

4 Quick Hits are great. But marred by a shitty troll!

Posted by: runner at June 24, 2026 07:17 PM (GD0B3)

5
Dog was definitely playing, but the duck might have meant business.

Funny the way it kept cheating by jumping into the water.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2026 07:18 PM (XJ22o)

6 The whole state of Oregon in one picture.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2026 07:19 PM (Cqx++)

7 Smith Rocks. Just outside Redmond along the Crooked River.

Posted by: zonedar at June 24, 2026 07:22 PM (RLrlQ)

8 Kangaroos look like a spaz when they fight.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2026 07:23 PM (3uBP9)

9 Somebody told me that kangaroos are just weasels that can hop.

Posted by: fd at June 24, 2026 07:26 PM (MWfyi)

10 Oregon looks like it needs to be populated with robots in a theme park.

Posted by: gKWVE chooses to see the beauty at June 24, 2026 07:26 PM (gKWVE)

11 A giraffe is missing in Texas.
Wandered of a 5k acre ranch.
Tag reads Gracie.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 24, 2026 07:28 PM (/+uur)

12 She is chipped

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 24, 2026 07:28 PM (/+uur)

13 Wish I hadn't died of dysentery. I would have liked to have seen Oregon.

Posted by: zombie Oregon Trail Pioneer at June 24, 2026 07:29 PM (0sNs1)

14 I always assumed that no animal was more indifferent and insane than a Honey Badger.

Warthog...."hold my beer, and if you spill any I'll kick your ass after I'm done with THESE two pussies."

Posted by: Orson at June 24, 2026 07:29 PM (dIske)

15 Masai, Northern, Reticulated, and Southern giraffes.

Its is Texas So I am guessing Southern.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 24, 2026 07:30 PM (/+uur)

16 A giraffe is missing in Texas.
Wandered of a 5k acre ranch.
Tag reads Gracie.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 24, 2026 07:28 PM

One of my neighbors has a zebra.

It's name is Ziggy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 07:30 PM (0sNs1)

17 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0)

18 I had a reticulated giraffe
My pet jaguar ate it

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 24, 2026 07:31 PM (/+uur)

19 The dog that is barking in the background of the kangaroo fighting video has an Australian accent.

Posted by: fd at June 24, 2026 07:31 PM (MWfyi)

20 It's name is Ziggy.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 07:30 PM (0sNs1)

I hear they are Lonesome, On'ry and Mean

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 24, 2026 07:32 PM (/+uur)

21 When I was a little girl, we had a Mallard drake and a dog who were best friends. They chased each other around the yard. Then one day, the duck flew away and the dog disappeared soon after. My uncle was the dog catcher in my little hometown, though, and he found me the best dog, a beagle my mom named Sam. Once, when I was home alone, someone opened the screen door. She chased him out of the yard and climbed the fence right on his ass, baying all the way. She knew all my secrets and never told a soul. Everyone should know the love of a good dog.

Posted by: huerfano at June 24, 2026 07:35 PM (VJX5o)

22 Better than hoboes fighting in the yard, I tell you what.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2026 07:37 PM (mWKAz)

23 I hear the drug lord hippos are for sale.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 24, 2026 07:37 PM (/+uur)

24 Quick Hits are great. But marred by a shitty troll!
Posted by: runner at June 24, 2026 07:17 PM (GD0B3)

*runs downstairs to sharpen his fangs*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2026 07:39 PM (mWKAz)

25 Oregon, much like Washington State is split by the Cascade Mountains. Dry and piney on the east side, wet and green on the west. Beautiful coastlines. Fertile ground for fruit trees of many types. Fabulous wineries. Amazing winter sports.

Don’t come here. It’s awful.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 24, 2026 07:40 PM (q4zNi)

26 Don't anybody nood or anything

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 24, 2026 07:40 PM (ZlZWm)

27 I hear the drug lord hippos are for sale.
Posted by: r hennigantx

The only way elephants, two for a $.25, are a bargain, is if you need two elephants.

Posted by: Ramseyisms at June 24, 2026 07:40 PM (q6tQZ)

28 She chased him out of the yard and climbed the fence right on his ass, baying all the way. She knew all my secrets and never told a soul. Everyone should know the love of a good dog.
Posted by: huerfano at June 24, 2026 07:35 PM (VJX5o)

We had a ridgeback
I told the bug guy DO NOT come in the yard
He did
When he ran thru the fence it looked like a cartoon
Same dog
She slept inside in the winter (north texas)
Someone outside my house
I let her out
I heared much yelling and cussing
Dottie thot best night ever

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 24, 2026 07:41 PM (/+uur)

29 Whoa! Talk about a severely-worded statement:

“First, we would reiterate previous comments that dumping trash onto the street and stealing public property for your own personal use are both illegal antisocial behaviors, and not what New Yorkers do. On top of all that, doing both on camera is incredibly stupid.”

-- NYC Department of Sanitation

(The Knicks-themed trashcan was eventually returned to the Department of Sanitation.)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 07:41 PM (0sNs1)

30 Now I know where everyone went from the last thread.

Posted by: Bulg at June 24, 2026 07:41 PM (77rzZ)

31 Fun fact: there are 2 species of giraffe. They look virtually identical. But I’m not a biologist.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2026 07:42 PM (P4bJX)

32 It would be pretty cool to have random kangaroos fighting in my yard.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2026 07:43 PM (viF8m)

33 But I’m not a biologist.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2026 07:42 PM

Hermanx!

Come sit next to me.

* pats bench *

Posted by: Ketanji Brown Jackson at June 24, 2026 07:45 PM (0sNs1)

34 Kangaroos are crazy. Absolutely bonkers.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2026 07:45 PM (afFes)

35 Good evening, horde.

Little dog that wants peace reminds me of growing up as a middle child.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2026 07:45 PM (zYpTz)

36 LIVE: Trump delivers State of the Union address (full speech)

Is it over, AND no one mentioned it WTF?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 24, 2026 07:45 PM (GebTj)

37 "not what New Yorkers do."

Well, except for that New Yorker.

Posted by: fd at June 24, 2026 07:45 PM (MWfyi)

38 *trudges back upstairs slightly chagrined to find the troll had been nuked*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2026 07:46 PM (mWKAz)

39 Huh. Looks like there was briefly some tornsdo action around Schaumberg, IL.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 24, 2026 07:47 PM (ZlZWm)

40 Every animal in Australia is crazy. The only sane animals are invasive species.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2026 07:47 PM (P4bJX)

41 That warthog has a crazy hairdo. Maybe the cats were taunting him about it.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2026 07:47 PM (afFes)

42 Excuse me, Now, they've got a banner up.

Trump speaks at 9 PM Eastern

State of the Union

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 24, 2026 07:47 PM (GebTj)

43 How was your meet up, bluebell?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2026 07:47 PM (viF8m)

44 The loathsome Dan Goldman lost his bid for reelection in NYC's 10th Congressional district to -- get this -- an anti-Jewish communist.

isn't that all Democrats these days?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2026 07:48 PM (UZCuZ)

45 That warthog has a crazy hairdo. Maybe the cats were taunting him about it.
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2026 07:47 PM (afFes)
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Who knew that wildlife sported mullets?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 24, 2026 07:48 PM (gnNyN)

46 *trudges back upstairs slightly chagrined to find the troll had been nuked*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2026 07:46 PM

I think there's a little of the top-shelf Valu-Rite premium pour left after last night's rush precipitated by Ben Had buying everyone a drink.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 07:48 PM (0sNs1)

47 Marine Band now,
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 24, 2026 07:49 PM (GebTj)

48 How was your meet up, bluebell?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2026 07:47 PM (viF8m)
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It was great! Perfect weather, a fantastic crowd. Only thing missing was representation from Rhode Island. Ahem.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2026 07:49 PM (afFes)

49 >>Posted by: r hennigantx at June 24, 2026 07:41 PM

The backyard was family territory. If you came out of the house you were welcome. If you came in any other way, you were a chew toy. She bit my grandpa when he came through the back gate while helping my dad work on the fence. Daddy told him he'd have to go in the house and then come back out. I had to walk him to the door.

Posted by: huerfano at June 24, 2026 07:51 PM (VJX5o)

50 Who knew that wildlife sported mullets?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 24, 2026 07:48 PM (gnNyN)
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Not me, that's for sure. We just have regular old wildlife around here, deer, foxes, skunks, raccoons, the occasional coyote, the even more occasional bear, etc. Nothing with exotic hairdos or MMA training.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2026 07:51 PM (afFes)

51 31 Fun fact: there are 2 species of giraffe. They look virtually identical. But I’m not a biologist.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2026 07:42 PM (P4bJX)
Did you look under their tail?

Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2026 07:51 PM (LHPAg)

52 Did someone say "REPRESENTATION??"

Posted by: Sisters of perpetual Indulgence at June 24, 2026 07:52 PM (mWKAz)

53 Not me, that's for sure. We just have regular old wildlife around here, deer, foxes, skunks, raccoons, the occasional coyote, the even more occasional bear, etc. Nothing with exotic hairdos or MMA training.
Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2026 07:51 PM (afFes)
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That's about what we have here in Missouri.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 24, 2026 07:52 PM (gnNyN)

54 2 ace, your Quick Hits are too fun and too loaded with material. I could stay down there willowing myself forever.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2026 07:15 PM (XJ22o)

Darn. I was out on the porch reading, and missed the quick hits. Will have to scroll through later. I did skim the content (thanks, Ace, some of us read it), but didn't delve into the comments.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2026 07:53 PM (zYpTz)

55 34>>>Kangaroos are crazy. Absolutely bonkers.

It's because they marry their first cousins.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at June 24, 2026 07:53 PM (4VH0B)

56 I think there's a little of the top-shelf Valu-Rite premium pour left after last night's rush precipitated by Ben Had buying everyone a drink.

*grabs lighter and snifter*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 24, 2026 07:54 PM (mWKAz)

57 13 Wish I hadn't died of dysentery. I would have liked to have seen Oregon.
Posted by: zombie Oregon Trail Pioneer

There is a museum in Casper Wyoming dedicated to showing this and a hundred other ways the pioneers rolled pushwagons across the prairie and croaked.

Stolen land my ass.

Posted by: Auspex at June 24, 2026 07:55 PM (Y8DZL)

58 Hungry bulldog is so typical. Man, they are sassy.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2026 07:56 PM (zYpTz)

59 Kangaroos remember were originally criminals from England

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2026 07:56 PM (Ia/+0)

60 From the Floor:

youtube.com/watch?v=fmieoSTI_yY

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 24, 2026 07:56 PM (GebTj)

61 I'm not sure those kangaroos are 100% purebred. They were circling clockwise occasionally.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1)

62
It would be pretty cool to have random kangaroos fighting in my yard.
Posted by: JackStraw

I keep getting the same two kangaroos instead.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2026 07:58 PM (Cqx++)

63 SanFran, I saw your announcement on Pixy about BoyF's new job!!! How wonderful for him. May he do well and bless the people he will work with.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at June 24, 2026 07:58 PM (4VH0B)

64 Kangaroos remember were originally criminals from England
Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2026 07:56 PM (Ia/+0)
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Too right.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2026 07:58 PM (afFes)

65 "Live" State of the Union was streamed "4 months ago."

As in, when it actually happened. Isn't there a law about proclaiming that something is live when it isn't? I mean, there oughta be.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 24, 2026 08:00 PM (zYpTz)

66 I'm watching "Agatha Christie's Poirot" and came to a realization.

It sucks being a famous detective because you never really get a break.

You go on a cruise to get away from it all and someone dies under mysterious circumstances.

You go out to the country to celebrate Christmas and your host keels over and has his prize gems stolen.

You go down to the corner store to get a newspaper and three people are dead in your neighborhood before you get home.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 24, 2026 08:00 PM (gnNyN)

67 Pet squirrel is crying because wild squirrels stole her stored nuts.
_______________________

This is a metaphor for "transgenderism" a few years later.

Posted by: Orson at June 24, 2026 08:02 PM (dIske)

68
*looks at Café menu*

Horsemeat is the special? Again?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2026 08:03 PM (O0L8i)

69 "It sucks being a famous detective because you never really get a break."

And then there are the everyday mysteries, like who put the dill pickle jar back in the fridge with no pickles in it, where did that screw come from, and where is my damn cellphone?

Posted by: fd at June 24, 2026 08:05 PM (MWfyi)

70 This thing is supposed to be a celebration but Tunnels to Towers is giving a sermon.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 24, 2026 08:05 PM (GebTj)

71 *looks at Café menu*
Horsemeat is the special? Again?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2026 08:03 PM

Is this going to spur a complaint to the Sous Chef?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 08:05 PM (0sNs1)

72 And then there are the everyday mysteries, like who put the dill pickle jar back in the fridge with no pickles in it, where did that screw come from, and where is my damn cellphone?
Posted by: fd at June 24, 2026 08:05 PM (MWfyi)
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That last one gets me all the time.

I need to keep M. Poirot on retainer just so I can keep track of it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 24, 2026 08:07 PM (gnNyN)

73 I've been spending the day mowing the property. 4 hours. And nursing a piece of shit freezer with hundreds of dollars of meat in it. One of like, 4 possible issues all related to microprocessors or motors.

I'm tired.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 24, 2026 08:08 PM (jehhT)

74
Do not make the mistake I made and buy Kroger store brand ice cream. It's about 98% air.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2026 08:08 PM (O0L8i)

75 Bad day to be in Venezuela. Two 7+'s hit.

Posted by: t-bird at June 24, 2026 08:09 PM (1zcQ9)

76 Do not make the mistake I made and buy Kroger store brand ice cream. It's about 98% air.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2026 08:08 PM

Blue Bell ice cream. Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 08:11 PM (0sNs1)

77 Horsemeat is the special? Again?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Neigh!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2026 08:12 PM (IChWT)

78
Blue Bell ice cream. Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 08:11 PM (0sNs1)

____________

The HEB 1905 vanilla is very good. But in the future if I'm at Kroger, I'm getting Blue Bell.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2026 08:13 PM (O0L8i)

79 Blue Bell ice cream. Accept no substitutes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

This is known. The only other one I'll eat is from a Mom and Pop place down the road. Expensive as all get out but damn good.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2026 08:13 PM (IChWT)

80 Do not make the mistake I made and buy Kroger store brand ice cream. It's about 98% air.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2026 08:08 PM

Blue Bell ice cream. Accept no substitutes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 08:11 PM (0sNs1)
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I had a hankering for mint chocolate chip ice cream recently. Blue Bell was the only brand at my local Walmart that had a mint chocolate chip.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 24, 2026 08:14 PM (gnNyN)

81 51 31 Fun fact: there are 2 species of giraffe. They look virtually identical. But I’m not a biologist.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2026 07:42 PM (P4bJX)
Did you look under their tail?
Posted by: Eromero at June 24, 2026 07:51 PM (LHPAg)

4 see above

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 24, 2026 08:15 PM (/+uur)

82 Blue Bell ice cream. Accept no substitutes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2026 08:11 PM (0sNs1)

Honey vanilla about the worst thing I ever tasted.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 24, 2026 08:16 PM (/+uur)

83
Alejandro Kirk is why I love baseball. Guy looks a sack of potatoes but he's the starting catcher.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2026 08:18 PM (O0L8i)

84 Tillamook or Island Creamery.
Kid has a preference now for soft serve which we have in island. I think it reminds her of the ice cream trucks.
Blue Bell didn’t impress me.

Posted by: Accomack at June 24, 2026 08:18 PM (KQ27X)

85 I better turn this off
Havexa good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2026 08:20 PM (Ia/+0)

86 The Freedom 250 Grand Prix of Washington, D.C., will take place Aug. 22-23, 2026,
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Last Mall race was in the 19th century and they didn't use cars.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 24, 2026 08:20 PM (GebTj)

87
Surprisingly, the Aldi upbrand "select" ice cream is cream and egg and sugar.

Whipped corn syrup with substitutes is easily detected by how light the container is, or you could just read the contents list, moron.

Posted by: Auspex at June 24, 2026 08:20 PM (Y8DZL)

88 Somebody told me that kangaroos are just weasels that can hop.
Posted by: fd

I thought kangaroos were t-rex deers.

Posted by: mikeski at June 24, 2026 08:22 PM (VHUov)

89 Blue Bell didn’t impress me.
Posted by: Accomack at June 24, 2026 08:18 PM (KQ27X)

Blue bell always tastes... icy to me.

Tillamook I find to lack flavor.

Best ice cream i know of right now is kroger private selections Chocolate Ganache. With a side of their vanilla bean. Amazingly good. If you like chocolate and vanilla ice cream side by side.

I actually miss a bordens eagle brand vanilla Mammaw used to get, but I have never found it in the past 35 years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 24, 2026 08:22 PM (G3T/K)

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