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A leading figure in San Francisco's cartoon community admitted to secretly recording guests, including children, inside a bathroom at his home, according to court records. Andrew Farago, who was a curator at San Francisco's Cartoon Art Museum, was arrested earlier this month at his South Berkeley home on 20 counts of invasion of privacy for using a camera to record the unsuspecting victims at a birthday bash last month. The 50-year-old had hosted the party at his house on May 23 where both adults and children used his bathroom. At one point, a woman found a cellphone in the bathroom recording video. Farago had allegedly set the phone up and concealed it with a towel, and then aimed the phone "to record people's genitalia as they used the restroom," police said. She confronted Farago, who police said admitted to the sick surveillance while claiming that he deleted the videos. He also apologized via email to his party guests, court records showed. "I hid my phone in our bathroom for the purpose of spying on our guests, my closest friends in the world. I had never done anything like that before and don't know what possessed me to do it," he wrote in the note. Farago added that he "is prepared to face whatever consequences will come from this tremendous lapse in judgement."Really? So you're not going to fight a prison sentence and being placed on the sex offender registry? The guy is married (or "married"), but don't waste any sympathy for his wife, who Van Sciver says is just as vicious a bitch as her "husband" is.
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Posted by: runner at June 23, 2026 06:32 PM (GD0B3) 2
Nooded. Can you believe it?
Posted by: Nazdar at June 23, 2026 06:32 PM (NcvvS) 3
Troons gonna troon
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 23, 2026 06:34 PM (Kt19C) 4
The Jimmy Saville employing and enabling beeb says what?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2026 06:35 PM (R+iUD) 5
BBC does not care what they did. They care that they were called out.
Posted by: huerfano at June 23, 2026 06:35 PM (VJX5o) 6
It was about a week ago on Deadline but the head of the BBC refused to release documents related to a Trump interview that resulted in firings because "it wasn't in the public's interest."
News...all channels...weather. Heat wave in Europe saving budgets by killing old people. Not phrased like that.... Other news ... "Supergirl" sucks not in a fun, party girl way.... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 23, 2026 06:35 PM (Sco7b) 7
Andrew Farago hides cameras in his guest bathroom to film the genitals of his neighbors and friends.
=== WTF??!! Posted by: runner at June 23, 2026 06:35 PM (GD0B3) 8
NBC has a story now of a white boy planning to go into a library for a mass shooting.
The guy looked, uh, pretty. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 23, 2026 06:37 PM (Sco7b) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 23, 2026 06:38 PM (Kt19C) 10
>>>9 news ... "Supergirl" sucks not in a fun, party girl way....
film threat did a quick outside-the-theater review, they said it was terrible. Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 23, 2026 06:39 PM (1wjle) 11
Crapper Cam.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2026 06:39 PM (GXElQ) 12
why would you make the 2nd movie out of the "new" DC studios a Supergirl movie? She's a knockoff. I don't mind supergirl but how the hell do you follow a Superman movie with a Superman-knockoff movie?
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 23, 2026 06:40 PM (1wjle) 13
He looks exactly as you would expect. I'm thinking a thorough search would turn up more. Which might be why he's rolling over so quick.
Posted by: banana Dream - I wonder if he served high fiber party snacks from hellofresh? at June 23, 2026 06:40 PM (3uBP9) 14
answer: Because THE MESSAGE.
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 23, 2026 06:40 PM (1wjle) Posted by: pookysgirl has suspicions at June 23, 2026 06:41 PM (Wt5PA) Posted by: beckster at June 23, 2026 06:42 PM (kX27y) 17
Supergirl has birthing hips
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 23, 2026 06:38 PM (Kt19C Which means a lot coming from the Commissar of plenty. No unified news stories. They're all over the map. That bathroom story was something. Technology is amazing. There used to be a time a guy would have ot get into hip-waders and squeeze through the outhouse toilet for a peek. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 23, 2026 06:42 PM (Sco7b) 18
>>>15 50 years old and never done anything like this before?
first time! The very first time he does something like this and he gets caught! What rotten luck! BTW he said he deleted "the videos" suggesting he has made many videos in the past. Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 23, 2026 06:42 PM (1wjle) 19
I had never done anything like that before and don't know what possessed me to do it," he wrote in the note.
Bullshit. This was the first time he was caught. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 23, 2026 06:42 PM (l3cgK) 20
Remind me never to associate with these people. Refuse all invitations, shun all contacts. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 23, 2026 06:42 PM (XJ22o) 21
To bad Boulder Toilet Hobo flounced because this would be a great post to get his insight for.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 23, 2026 06:43 PM (3uBP9) 22
Guess it isn't just Muslims getting off free
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2026 06:44 PM (Ia/+0) 23
But it wasn't an Eye-phone I-phone.
Posted by: Andy F at June 23, 2026 06:44 PM (07+Zf) 24
Supergirl's cameo in the last Superman movie was *terrible*. She found a way to convey in less than 10 minutes that she had none of the qualities we'd actually want in someone with the name and super powers of Supergirl.
I'm still surprised they decided what we really needed was a two-hour version of that boozing tramp pretending to be the equivalent of Superman. Posted by: Crusader at June 23, 2026 06:44 PM (TN0g+) 25
Woops, a "miscommunication" among reporters and writers. What exactly was it, you revealers of truth and fact? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 23, 2026 06:45 PM (XJ22o) 26
So... You're at a friend's party. You go to the restroom and discover a cell phone, which is positioned *just so* and set to record video of everyone using said restroom.
What do you do? I'd bash/break that phone, lift the tank lid & drop the damned phone in there. Replace lid. Say nothing. Leave. Posted by: JQ at June 23, 2026 06:45 PM (rdVOm) 27
There moral of the story ... Don't go to parties.
Posted by: Adriane the O the Times, O the Morals Critic . . . at June 23, 2026 06:45 PM (3ZUWJ) 28
BTW he said he deleted "the videos" suggesting he has made many videos in the past. Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 23, 2026 06:42 PM (1wjle) That part may be true...or not. It's his fetish, so only in the most dire circumstances would he completely delete his "treasure"... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 23, 2026 06:46 PM (l3cgK) 29
All of these freaks used to be locked up and medicated both for their own safety and the safety of society in general.
And yes there were some people locked up against their will that had nothing really wrong with them. That is unfortunate but that was no excuse to shut down almost every mental facility in the country because of that. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 23, 2026 06:46 PM (0N4FZ) 30
If I had to explain cosmically to someone the steps as to how, in this particular timeline, it ended up that the tiniest, most mentally-ill segment of society somehow attained the most cultural power - I would be called insane.
Posted by: Croaker at June 23, 2026 06:47 PM (nYkp+) 31
Basically Super Girl is a nihilistic alcoholic.
Posted by: Max Power at June 23, 2026 06:47 PM (Z6nTj) 32
I saw a video by Alan Ng and Cris Gore with their out-of-theater reaction of "Supergirl".
Alan's was: "Profoundly awful". And Alan is usually forgiving. Too bad. It's such a beautiful graphic novel they based it on. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2026 06:48 PM (kpS4V) 33
The left's religion allows for the 'passing of their children through the flames.
Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2026 06:48 PM (LHPAg) 34
man o man!!! go out golfin' and fartin' around, finally get home and crack open the Ace O Spades network and it feels like a European in America day!!!
what a great day for news!!! Posted by: DanMan at June 23, 2026 06:48 PM (8uzBS) Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at June 23, 2026 06:49 PM (0sNs1) 36
So weird how every mistake always goes to the Left.
That must just be how mistakes work. Not all over the place, but always in one direction. That's accidents for ya. Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 06:49 PM (vE0+H) 37
31 Basically Super Girl is a nihilistic alcoholic.
Posted by: Max Power at June 23, 2026 06:47 PM (Z6nTj) Makes sense...she's an Übermensch Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 23, 2026 06:49 PM (l3cgK) 38
Basically Super Girl is a nihilistic alcoholic.
Posted by: Max Power at June 23, 2026 06:47 PM I'm not a fan of nihilists. Posted by: Walter Sobchak at June 23, 2026 06:50 PM (0sNs1) 39
It really is profoundly bizarre how the UK treats what's nominally it's people. It truly is like a military governorship of a conquered people. Hell, most military governors would have been sacked for treating the natives so harshly and setting the stage for rebellion.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 23, 2026 06:50 PM (G3T/K) 40
Perverts are perverts
Permissive society always promotes perversion Laxity promotes laxity. youtu.be/U239gi6cQFU?t=193 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 23, 2026 06:50 PM (Cq/ve) 41
Woops, a "miscommunication" among reporters and writers. What exactly was it, you revealers of truth and fact?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 23, 2026 06:45 PM (XJ22o) Neither side spoke English. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 23, 2026 06:50 PM (1Ff7Z) 42
So weird how every mistake always goes to the Left.
That must just be how mistakes work. Not all over the place, but always in one direction. That's accidents for ya. Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 06:49 PM Some people may have done some things. Mistakes may have been made. If so, they were in the enthusiasm of the moment. Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at June 23, 2026 06:51 PM (0sNs1) 43
I'm just worried about the anti-trans backlash. Nothing worries me more.
Posted by: Reforger at June 23, 2026 06:52 PM (wjnjX) 44
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2026 06:48 PM (kpS4V)
That's what cosmicbook dot news reported. And I haven't seen any ads. And the young actresses I follow on Instagram....nothing. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 23, 2026 06:52 PM (Sco7b) 45
Laxity promotes laxity.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 23, 2026 06:50 PM When one doesn't do that any more, is that ex-laxity? Posted by: J. Random Moron at June 23, 2026 06:52 PM (0sNs1) 46
I really really don’t get the kink of recording people taking a shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 23, 2026 06:52 PM (R1Ziy) 47
I'm just worried about the anti-trans backlash. Nothing worries me more.
Posted by: Reforger at June 23, 2026 06:52 PM Dude. Posted by: Carrots in Chili at June 23, 2026 06:53 PM (0sNs1) 48
It really is profoundly bizarre how the UK treats what's nominally it's people. It truly is like a military governorship of a conquered people. Hell, most military governors would have been sacked for treating the natives so harshly and setting the stage for rebellion.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 23, 2026 06:50 PM (G3T/K) ---- The English people have always been subjects. Never citizens. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2026 06:54 PM (gnNyN) 49
I really really don’t get the kink of recording people taking a shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched That's because you're NOT a sicko. Posted by: JQ at June 23, 2026 06:55 PM (rdVOm) 50
I just found out that planet Venus has retrograde rotation. I always suspected they were up to no good. Now there can be no doubt.
Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 06:55 PM (Jr5Lq) Posted by: illiniwek at June 23, 2026 06:55 PM (vbXSk) 52
39 It really is profoundly bizarre how the UK treats what's nominally it's people. It truly is like a military governorship of a conquered people. Hell, most military governors would have been sacked for treating the natives so harshly and setting the stage for rebellion.
Posted by: Aetius451AD --- Someone posted a link, can't find it, an Englishman explaining how Britons are not citizens but subjects. A subject of the Crown. I really puts them in their place and illustrates how amazing being a Citizen is. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 23, 2026 06:56 PM (Cq/ve) 53
46 I really really don’t get the kink of recording people taking a shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 23, 2026 06:52 PM (R1Ziy) Soooo many people need to grow the fuck up. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 23, 2026 06:57 PM (bl07w) 54
I really really don’t get the kink of recording people taking a shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched That's because you're NOT a sicko. Posted by: JQ at June 23, 2026 06:55 PM (rdVOm) --- I feel weird when I accidentally see my cats going in their litter boxes. Yeah, I know it's perfectly natural for them. Doesn't mean I want to watch it. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2026 06:57 PM (gnNyN) 55
Basically Super Girl is a nihilistic alcoholic.
White bitch stealing roles from the brother again. Posted by: WillHancock Smith at June 23, 2026 06:57 PM (sGFu0) 56
I feel weird when I accidentally see my cats going in their litter boxes. Yeah, I know it's perfectly natural for them. Doesn't mean I want to watch it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2026 06:57 PM (gnNyN) I have wiped enough babies backsides to not really be all that into crap. Just sayin'. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 23, 2026 06:57 PM (bl07w) 57
"I hid my phone in our bathroom for the purpose of spying on our guests, my closest friends in the world. I had never done anything like that before and don't know what possessed me to do it," he wrote in the note.
Oh, I know! The 'why' for any kind of cheating is always twofold: first, "Because I *wanted* to" is the explanation for the act; and then, "Because I *deserved* it" is what justified doing whatever it took. I've never been married, but I've heard that a betrayed spouse can spend literally years confused about 'why'. Don't overthink it; the cheater certainly didn't. Posted by: SciVo at June 23, 2026 06:59 PM (Sy6m/) 58
Best weapon to use against the gender obsessed individual is:
Laughter and ridicule. Manners and politeness no longer apply. Posted by: Orson at June 23, 2026 06:59 PM (dIske) Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at June 23, 2026 06:59 PM (0aYVJ) 60
Basically Super Girl is a nihilistic alcoholic.
Posted by: Max Power at June 23, 2026 06:47 PM (Z6nTj) Makes sense...she's an Übermensch Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 23, 2026 06:49 PM (l3cgK) I thought her favorite position was Untermensch. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 23, 2026 06:59 PM (qx7Zg) 61
All of these "trans" and pederasts and pedophiles are just propaganda words for homosexuals.
Now people will recognize why they were banned from normal society in ages past and there were laws to lock them up before they got their hands on people's children. Posted by: Boys Beware! at June 23, 2026 07:00 PM (g7saB) 62
tcn in AK, you mentioned earlier today that you'd been to paradise.
Have you ever been to meeeee? Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2026 07:01 PM (0sNs1) 63
Jeff Goldlbum is watching you poop. (I bet he loves that one) Heh.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank Does he say "Must go faster"? Posted by: She Hobbit at June 23, 2026 07:01 PM (ftFVW) 64
54 I really really don’t get the kink of recording people taking a shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched The real problem probably really starts when the poor bastard is only turned on by a certain type of person taking a crap. The videos are probably hard enough to find without it NEEDING to be dot-Indian women with braces. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 23, 2026 07:02 PM (Sco7b) 65
I feel weird when I accidentally see my cats going in their litter boxes. Yeah, I know it's perfectly natural for them. Doesn't mean I want to watch it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 23, 2026 06:57 PM (gnNyN) I don't have a dog, but will sometimes see a dog pooping, with its human standing nearby with The Baggie. Very often, the doggie looks a little embarrassed. Or so I see it. Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at June 23, 2026 07:03 PM (0aYVJ) 66
I have wiped enough babies backsides to not really be all that into crap.
Ive wiped enough of my own backside to not be into crap. (Tops, TOPS, 2-3 times a week ! Maybe a little more frequently over the holidays,) Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 23, 2026 07:03 PM (sGFu0) 67
Have you ever been to meeeee?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2026 07:01 PM (0sNs1) Um, uh, um.... Posted by: tcn in AK at June 23, 2026 07:04 PM (bl07w) 68
really really don’t get the kink of recording people taking a shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched Probably the high of doing something very wrong combined with total violation of someone while being a pussy about it combined with being 100% fucked in the head. Posted by: ... at June 23, 2026 07:04 PM (vE0+H) 69
I thought they had to stop doing the national injunctions?? Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_ · 46m BREAKING: California-based federal judge Casey Pitts (Biden appointee) has just issued a nationwide injunction that blocks ICE from arresting suspected illegal immigrants at immigration courthouses. Posted by: beckster at June 23, 2026 07:04 PM (kX27y) 70
So Michigan is levying the medical bills of 70,000 democrat voters, over 74,000,000 $$$$$ onto the tax payers.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 23, 2026 07:04 PM (3uBP9) 71
But of course.
JUST IN: A federal judge has ordered the embassy fencing to be removed outside the Federal Building in Eugene, Oregon. The fencing was recently installed in response to ongoing violent riots carried out by Antifa and aligned anarchist groups since June 2025. Rioters shattered windows and breached the facility earlier this year, prompting FBI manhunts. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 23, 2026 07:06 PM (ndZc7) 72
>>> 69
I thought they had to stop doing the national injunctions?? Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_ · 46m BREAKING: California-based federal judge Casey Pitts (Biden appointee) has just issued a nationwide injunction that blocks ICE from arresting suspected illegal immigrants at immigration courthouses. Posted by: beckster at June 23, 2026 07:04 PM (kX27y) Swarm that cvnt's courthouse and arrest some by the front door of her 'office'. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 23, 2026 07:06 PM (R+iUD) 73
64 54 I really really don’t get the kink of recording people taking a shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched _________________________ You must get yourself und glass coffee table. And you vill understand. Posted by: A German of Nuance at June 23, 2026 07:06 PM (dIske) 74
Venusians eat light bulbs and poop small masses of amorphous silicon.
Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 07:06 PM (Jr5Lq) 75
Surprised the BBC wasn't afraid he'd threaten them for misgendering him.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 23, 2026 07:06 PM (ftFVW) 76
I liked doodoo stuff and farting on prostitutes and filming woman's bathroom activities.
There should have have been a Happy Days episode but noooooo! Posted by: Zombie Chuck Berry, Camera Lover at June 23, 2026 07:06 PM (g7saB) 77
Don't overthink it; the cheater certainly didn't.
Posted by: SciVo at June 23, 2026 06:59 PM (Sy6m/) This. Sadly. Cheaters cheat. Its what they do. Everything else is justification for what they were going to do anyway. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 23, 2026 07:07 PM (G3T/K) 78
Maybe I'm weird but every time I pass by a random dog taking a dump and the dog looks at me I laugh uproariously.
Posted by: ballistic at June 23, 2026 07:07 PM (oqH4h) 79
BREAKING: California-based federal judge Casey Pitts (Biden appointee) has just issued a nationwide injunction that blocks ICE from arresting suspected illegal immigrants at immigration courthouses.
...and... So Michigan is levying the medical bills of 70,000 democrat voters, over 74,000,000 $$$$$ onto the tax payers. ---- ^^^^They'll keep doing stuff like that until there is some tangible and immediate sense of *worry* that doing such things might lead to them being unable to complete their drive home from the office. Posted by: Crusader at June 23, 2026 07:07 PM (TN0g+) Posted by: tcn in AK at June 23, 2026 07:08 PM (bl07w) 81
I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
Posted by: California Judgette at June 23, 2026 07:08 PM (n5tGW) 82
Very often, the doggie looks a little embarrassed. Or so I see it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, --- It looks that way but I think, being an ace preditor, they're making sure they're in the clear. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 23, 2026 07:09 PM (Cq/ve) 83
74 Venusians eat light bulbs and poop small masses of amorphous silicon.
Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 07:06 PM (Jr5Lq) There really are some unhinged imaginations at work around this place. Posted by: tcn in AK at June 23, 2026 07:09 PM (bl07w) 84
8 NBC has a story now of a white boy planning to go into a library for a mass shooting.
The guy looked, uh, pretty. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 23, 2026 06:37 PM (Sco7b) If that was the one in Chico, 'Ron 13times was there. From the ONT: >>> 151 So, being 29 my hearing is very poor- not just a bit degraded. >>> I'm at the local branch library here in NorCal looking for a book its a small single level building. I hear a loud bang. Maybe a metal shelf dropped onto vinyl flooring? Then a second bang. Fleeting glimpse. It's a maniac with a shotgun. 5-7 shots; now can't see him.Then silence. I peek down the long isle. Shotgun on the floor. Walk over. No one about. Look to the right a man is lying on his back, walk over, he's shot in the face. Very little blood, a tiny smear. He's likely 70-75. I DO NOT LOOK CLOSELY at him. I look up to the left and armed cops are looking at me through double doors. Hands on head, walk out. They search me. I think two killed, maybe a child. >>> Not really freaked out, dunno why. I'm glad I didn't look too closely. Posted by: 13times at June 22, 2026 11:57 PM (fnZRl) Posted by: SciVo at June 23, 2026 07:09 PM (Sy6m/) 85
Comic book gate? Hope it's as nasty as gamer gate
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 23, 2026 07:09 PM (Qr4Tn) 86
I used to have a different nic
Sorry you have prostate cancer, if it hasn't metastasized into your bones you're gold. Yes, the Orgovyx medication has nasty side effects but you'll adapt. Still, prayers offered for a complete recovery. Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 23, 2026 07:09 PM (Q/FnY) 87
I don't want to see any creature poop, even bacteria.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 23, 2026 07:10 PM (n5tGW) 88
Republican senators once again joined up with the commies to help Iran in the war. The vote for surrendering to Iran has passed the congress and senate now with the help of our republican party. It won't survive a veto but, who cares at this point. What an absolutely worthless f'd up political party.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 23, 2026 07:11 PM (3uBP9) 89
Reuters: UK considers forcing social media firms to prioritise trusted news
https://tinyurl.com/2s4dpzc5 Britain is considering forcing social media companies to prioritise what the government called trusted news sources as part of its broader push to tighten regulation of the sector. The culture department said on Monday it was considering requiring platforms such as Meta's Facebook, Alphabet-owned YouTube and TikTok to make content from public service media — including the BBC, ITV and Channel 4 — and other trusted news providers easier to find in users' feeds and searches. --- Begs the question who actually trusts the BBC, other than the BBC. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 23, 2026 07:11 PM (O7YUW) 90
A leading figure in San Francisco's cartoon community admitted to secretly recording guests, including children, inside a bathroom at his home, according to court records.
I know everyone's focusing on the scatological aspect of this. But if you were not a card-carrying member of the Inner Party, how quickly would you be jailed for taking naked video of the neighbor kids visiting your house? I'm thinking there'd be a sonic boom when the cell door broke the sound barrier. Posted by: mikeski at June 23, 2026 07:12 PM (VHUov) 91
Blade is late to the game because he was busy shouting "Enlarge!" at Farago pics on his phone.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 23, 2026 07:12 PM (wBaIH) 92
Beer is yeast poop soup.
Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 07:12 PM (Jr5Lq) 93
"I have wiped enough babies backsides to not really be all that into crap. Just sayin'." Posted by: tcn in AK
Just wait till you have to deal with a parent's C-dif. Makes the tiny baby poop seem (relatively) cute. Posted by: illiniwek at June 23, 2026 07:13 PM (vbXSk) 94
Hey Ace,
Did you manage to watch Spider Noir in black and white? I waded through it, and it was reasonably good until the last few episodes, when they ran out of story and it began to drag. Nicolas Cage is reliably awful, but some of the other characters are well done. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2026 07:14 PM (PLxDd) 95
82 Very often, the doggie looks a little embarrassed. Or so I see it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, --- It looks that way but I think, being an ace preditor, they're making sure they're in the clear. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 23, 2026 07:09 PM (Cq/ve) They're checking to make sure their pack (you) is keeping watch while they are very vulnerable. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 23, 2026 07:14 PM (G3T/K) 96
So, being 65 my hearing is very poor- not just a bit degraded.
I'm at the local branch library here in Chico looking for a book - its a small single level building. I hear a loud bang. Maybe a metal shelf dropped on vinyl flooring? Then a second bang. I understand. [slow time] Fleeting glimpse. It is a maniac with a shotgun. 5-7 shots total; can't see him. Then silence. Reloading? Creep east, peek north down the long aisle #1. Shotgun on the floor. Suicide? Walk over to the shotgun, no one about. Look farther right, a man is lying on his back. Walk over, he's shot in the face. Very little blood; a minor smear on right cheek. He is likely 70-75. I DO NOT LOOK CLOSELY at him. Step past him, look south down long aisle #2. View obstructed, but no one living or dead. Back up, I look up to the left and armed cops are looking at me through double doors; not pointing weapons directly at me, but at the ready. Unprompted, hands on head, walk out double doors. They search me. Two adults killed(?) Also an upset child escorted to ambulance? Not freaked out, dunno why. I'm glad I didn't look too closely. Posted by: 13times at June 23, 2026 07:15 PM (6iKlf) 97
Posted by: 13times at June 22, 2026 11:57 PM (fnZRl)
Posted by: SciVo at June 23, 2026 07:09 PM (Sy6m/) Damn. I'm glad he's alright. Thanks for letting me know. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 23, 2026 07:15 PM (Sco7b) 98
Begs the question who actually trusts the BBC, other than the BBC.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 23, 2026 07:11 PM (O7YUW) Do the corresponding broadcasters in the Commonwealth (ABC and CBC, for example) even trust the BBC? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 23, 2026 07:15 PM (qx7Zg) 99
Britain delenda est, suicide by importation is a tough way to sink below the waves.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 23, 2026 07:15 PM (Q/FnY) 100
Hope you have a full and complete recovery, IUTHAN.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 23, 2026 07:16 PM (G3T/K) 101
100 Concur.
Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 07:16 PM (Jr5Lq) 102
I have not heard the name Dee Dee Myers in a very long time. It figures she’s in a Gavin Newsom administration in CA… was everyone associated with the Clintons sleazy? Any exceptions??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 23, 2026 07:16 PM (TqDYN) Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 23, 2026 07:17 PM (6FSdT) 104
I have not heard the name Dee Dee Myers in a very long time. It figures she’s in a Gavin Newsom administration in CA… was everyone associated with the Clintons sleazy? Any exceptions??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 23, 2026 07:16 PM (TqDYN) Dee Dee Myers sounds like she should be a bosomy blonde with a bubbly disposition. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 23, 2026 07:17 PM (G3T/K) Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 23, 2026 07:17 PM (Q/FnY) 106
>>>I know everyone's focusing on the scatological aspect of this.
--- Scatology is hot, whether the rage or the outrage, it's a big draw. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 23, 2026 07:18 PM (Cq/ve) 107
Posted by: 13times at June 23, 2026 07:15 PM (6iKlf)
Wow. And I saw this on the news and was thinking "Why a library?" I'm glad you're alright. I expect the West to hit bottom before we start bouncing back. I just kind of want all of you unaffected... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 23, 2026 07:18 PM (Sco7b) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 23, 2026 07:18 PM (G3T/K) 109
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Don't search reddit for "BBC trans". I've....seen things.... Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 23, 2026 07:17 PM (6FSdT) That thing needs put down. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2026 07:18 PM (bIH8o) 110
was everyone associated with the Clintons sleazy?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 23, 2026 07:16 PM That depends on what your definition of sleazy is. Posted by: Wm. J. "Bubba" Clinton at June 23, 2026 07:18 PM (0sNs1) 111
54 I really really don’t get the kink of recording people taking a shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched I seriously doubt he was taking the pictures to look at peoples' backsides. My guess is that he was primarily interested in seeing what peoples' front sides liked like. In other words, he wanted penis pictures - of both adult males and young boys. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 23, 2026 07:18 PM (SRRAx) 112
I really really don’t get the kink of recording people taking a shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 23, 2026 06:52 PM (R1Ziy) Talk to his mother! Posted by: Sigmund Freud at June 23, 2026 07:18 PM (PLxDd) 113
I thought they had to stop doing the national injunctions??
==== Yes I also recall the Supreme Court had outlawed that. Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 23, 2026 07:18 PM (mWKAz) 114
Brad Delp got caught putting a camera in his fiancee's sister's bedroom who was his roommate at the time.
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Don't search reddit for "BBC trans". I've....seen things.... Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 23, 2026 07:17 PM (6FSdT) Dude, you should have known better than that. Fucking noob rookie search mistake. You deserve the huge black cock with bolt on boobs you saw. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 23, 2026 07:20 PM (G3T/K) 116
Yes I also recall the Supreme Court had outlawed that.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 23, 2026 07:18 PM And how many Divisions does the SC have, hmmmmm? Posted by: Hawaiian Judge #7 at June 23, 2026 07:20 PM (0sNs1) 117
The tech age has not been beneficial to society in several aspects.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2026 07:20 PM (afJtY) 118
103 IMPORTANT PSA
Don't search reddit for "BBC trans". I've....seen things.... Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 23, 2026 07:17 PM (6FSdT) I shouldn't have laughed. You poor thing. You should get hazard pay for scouting that sewer. Posted by: SciVo at June 23, 2026 07:21 PM (Sy6m/) 119
And how many Divisions does the SC have, hmmmmm?
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge #7 at June 23, 2026 07:20 PM (0sNs1) This. There are only rules if everyone abides by the rules. Once one side stops, well... Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 23, 2026 07:21 PM (G3T/K) 120
The tech age has not been beneficial to society in several aspects.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2026 07:20 PM (afJtY) No, but. There is some much good about being able to look up whatever you want and get either an answer or references in an instant. It is so wonderful. I remember the before times when you had to lug out the encyclopedias and if it wasnt in there- you just had to live with it or head to the library. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 23, 2026 07:23 PM (G3T/K) 121
OT: For those of us of a certain age, Bob Seger’s Like a Rock is a masterpiece. Just heard it and it took me back…. Don’t make music like that anymore (wistful sigh)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 23, 2026 07:24 PM (ugElV) 122
54 I really really don’t get the kink of recording people taking a shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched I seriously doubt he was taking the pictures to look at peoples' backsides. My guess is that he was primarily interested in seeing what peoples' front sides liked like. In other words, he wanted penis pictures - of both adult males and young boys. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 23, 2026 07:18 PM (SRRAx) He's a meat gazer . Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2026 07:24 PM (snZF9) 123
I remember the before times when you had to lug out the encyclopedias and if it wasnt in there- you just had to live with it or head to the library.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 23, 2026 07:23 PM You had encyclopedias??? Luxury! We had to go to the library for those, as well as National Geographics older than two years! Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2026 07:25 PM (0sNs1) 124
There are only rules if everyone abides by the rules
Did the Supreme Court say that local judges had to stop issuing them, or that the administration can ignore them? Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 23, 2026 07:25 PM (5rlS7) 125
>>>
Did you manage to watch Spider Noir in black and white? Not yet but I noticed last week that it was now available on my main tv. >>>I waded through it, and it was reasonably good until the last few episodes, when they ran out of story and it began to drag. I thought the first four eps were better than the last four but I don't know if I'd say it dragged, exactly. >>>Nicolas Cage is reliably awful, but some of the other characters are well done. no way, i love that guy. Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 23, 2026 07:25 PM (1wjle) 126
Being trans is a death sentence.,Im 16 and fucking terrified of my body feminizing further. My family says letting me transition is sexual assault. i feel raped by estrogen and how fucking gross my body looks to me. Im terrified of my hips growing wider but i cant diy hrt. It's so fucking unfair how the crucial time to transition is the only time no one lets you. Fuck my life
HRT works great even if you take it late in life. Teenagehood is not going to ruin you i promise yes, HRT still works wonders past 18 lmao it made me such a handsome dude w such incredible facial hair lol British-government ass response. Yes, transition post puberty can work, but you have no idea about his situation. Maybe try comiserating a little bit. Show some emotional inteligence and meet OP where he's at. It literally does not. With most of your bones fused after puberty there are only few things that HRT might change. Do not spread harmufl misinformation, please. I didn't start until 24. I pass completely. you have time There are cis men with wide hips. Hit the gym a ton and do natural stuff to boost test. You can still be masculine. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 23, 2026 07:26 PM (6FSdT) 127
There are only rules if everyone abides by the rules.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone Rules are only rules if there is a penalty for breaking them. Beyond something like "censure." Does the SC have any power to punish wayward lawmaking judges? Posted by: mikeski at June 23, 2026 07:26 PM (VHUov) 128
The tech age has not been beneficial to society in several aspects.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2026 07:20 PM (afJtY) No, but. There is some much good about being able to look up whatever you want and get either an answer or references in an instant. It is so wonderful. I remember the before times when you had to lug out the encyclopedias and if it wasnt in there- you just had to live with it or head to the library. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 23, 2026 07:23 PM (G3T/K) There’s been definite big negatives… but if one can avoid the pitfalls it’s awesome. I’d say a rule of thumb is: very good for responsible and moral adults… bad for everyone else, especially kids I’ve started using AI at work regularly and it’s just remarkable how it improves my efficiency. Programs that might take me weeks to write in the old days done in minutes Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 23, 2026 07:27 PM (ugElV) Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 23, 2026 07:27 PM (5rlS7) 130
97 Posted by: 13times at June 22, 2026 11:57 PM (fnZRl)
Posted by: SciVo at June 23, 2026 07:09 PM (Sy6m/) Damn. I'm glad he's alright. Thanks for letting me know. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 23, 2026 07:15 PM (Sco7b) 13times, a trusted on-scene reporter. Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2026 07:28 PM (LHPAg) Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 23, 2026 07:28 PM (hzuYO) 132
Did the Supreme Court say that local judges had to stop issuing them, or that the administration can ignore them?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 23, 2026 07:25 PM (5rlS7) Iirc, they told them to stop overstepping- not that the administration could ignore judges. Roberts would NEVER countenance that. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 23, 2026 07:28 PM (G3T/K) 133
I really really don’t get the kink of recording people taking a shit.
You know who did? President Lyndon B. Johnson frequently conducted official meetings while seated on the toilet. This unconventional practice was a deliberate tactic of his persuasion style, known as the "Johnson treatment," designed to create awkward environments that allowed him to dominate conversations through flattery or bullying. Bathroom Tactics and Installations Johnson often left the bathroom door wide open and installed telephones in various White House bathrooms to ensure he never missed a call while using the facilities. He would summon aides into the room, and if they attempted to maintain his privacy by turning away or standing at a distance, he would insist they come closer to hear him better. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 23, 2026 07:28 PM (6FSdT) 134
"There is some much good about being able to look up whatever you want and get either an answer or references in an instant. It is so wonderful."
Concur double-plus. The internet is the biggest advance since the Gutenberg press, IMHO. Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 07:28 PM (Jr5Lq) 135
The tech age has not been beneficial to society in several aspects.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2026 07:20 PM (afJtY) No, but. There is some much good about being able to look up whatever you want and get either an answer or references in an instant. It is so wonderful. I remember the before times when you had to lug out the encyclopedias and if it wasnt in there- you just had to live with it or head to the library. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 23, 2026 07:23 PM (G3T/K) Yeah, that is the only "good" about it. If you need to research something it's almost instant. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2026 07:29 PM (snZF9) 136
with Spider-Noir, the first four eps are a noir detective story (largely patterned off of Miller's Crossing) and the last four deliver the Superhero-type story.
i don't see many detective stories on TV and I'm tired of superhero stuff so the first four episodes were more appealing to me. Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 23, 2026 07:29 PM (1wjle) 137
128 Concur.
Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 07:30 PM (Jr5Lq) 138
Thanks guys. All quiet on the western front. Life is weird.
Second shot; then a brief quiet. I've still not seen the shooter or his precise location; no screaming, shouting or any other noise. I'm looking directly across the center of the room and the shooter appears (no longer concealed by the 6 foot high "hold" books shelving.) He is on aisle #2: He is 6 foot tall, slender, has a long stride, is edge-on to me, and is moving briskly (not running). I see for him 1.5 seconds and then he's out of my view angle. I lose sight of him. Now he begins shooting again; 3,4,5 shots. Quiet again, no one is screaming or shouting. I really believed the shooter was reloading (apparently not.) Time passes; I've literally no idea how much time has passed. I now creep forward and look down the long aisle and see the shotgun on the ground. I immediately (foolishly) think he's a suicide and walk down the aisle and stop directly next to the shotgun. He's not there. But I see a man lying on his back, walk over and he's clearly dead. I step forward two paces and look (to my right) down aisle#2. Nothing, I retreat two steps, look left, and realize that CPD officers are kneeling at the rear .. Posted by: 13times at June 23, 2026 07:31 PM (6iKlf) 139
"It's either poop or kids, and sometimes it's both."
this is wisdom, Ace! but I would add 'and sometimes it's even worse'. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 23, 2026 07:32 PM (VyBeY) 140
are kneeling at the rear of the building next to the double glass doors. They are not saying anything to me, nor are they signaling me. I put hands over head and exit the building (while telling them of the gun and the dead man.)
Posted by: 13times at June 23, 2026 07:32 PM (6iKlf) 141
The internet is the biggest advance since the Gutenberg press, IMHO.
Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 07:28 PM Have you thanked Al Gore today? Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1) 142
Man, the trans-civility is off the charts, I'd bet. "Trans-civility" violence that trans identify as not violent. Posted by: Axeman at June 23, 2026 07:32 PM (Fi81e) 143
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 23, 2026 07:26 PM
Egads.. what train wreckage! I'm SO GLAD I got through school when I did, rather than *now*-- as a tomboy, interested in mechanical things, good at math, late-bloomer (rather flat-chested), and somewhat athletic... B@stards probably would've tried to convince me to trans into a "boy". Posted by: JQ at June 23, 2026 07:33 PM (rdVOm) 144
NBA commissioner Adam Silver is one weird looking dude! Like a skeleton with skin tightly stretched over the skull… unnerving
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 23, 2026 07:33 PM (26GAh) 145
Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS NOOD
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0) 146
Bathroom Tactics and Installations Johnson often left the bathroom door wide open and installed telephones in various White House bathrooms to ensure he never missed a call while using the facilities. He would summon aides into the room, and if they attempted to maintain his privacy by turning away or standing at a distance, he would insist they come closer to hear him better.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar He was a fucking pig. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2026 07:34 PM (bIH8o) 147
@98/Hour of the Wolf: "Do the corresponding broadcasters in the Commonwealth (ABC and CBC, for example) even trust the BBC?"
Well I know the CBC probably does. They're a deep dark hole of leftist dreck, just like the BBC is. Both claim to be "impartial". Both are lying suckweasels. Maybe Pixy can comment on ABC in Australia. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 23, 2026 07:34 PM (O7YUW) 148
Isn't there some sportsball slave auction going on tonight?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2026 07:34 PM (0sNs1) 149
129 Im 16 and fucking terrified of my body
This is literal insanity. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 23, 2026 07:27 PM (5rlS7) Well, she's groomer bait and knows it. Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2026 07:35 PM (LHPAg) 150
In an interview, the infamous, Ron Jeremy said he had sex with a person who had an artificial vagina. When asked to explain it (remember elementary school?) he inserted his index finger in his mouth and flicked it out making that popping sound.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 23, 2026 07:35 PM (Cq/ve) 151
Iirc, they told them to stop overstepping- not that the administration could ignore judges. Roberts would NEVER countenance that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 23, 2026 07:28 PM (G3T/K) --- The Judge Class thinks that anything that is not substantive due process is reckless. They've been expanding their power--including power to shape terms--for going on 3 centuries. Posted by: Axeman at June 23, 2026 07:35 PM (Fi81e) 152
"Have you thanked Al Gore today?"
I have not. Any bad things that result from internet use, I'll blame him. A compromise. Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 07:37 PM (Jr5Lq) 153
nood
Posted by: gp at June 23, 2026 07:37 PM (Jr5Lq) 154
The internet is the biggest advance since the Gutenberg press, IMHO.
Posted by: gp True, although I wonder if, like many of the great films, a bit of restraint or limitation actually increases the quality of the final product. The internet is allowing AWFLs and weirdos to discover an entire rainbow of genders and sexualities, for example... Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 23, 2026 07:38 PM (6FSdT) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 23, 2026 07:38 PM (Cq/ve) 156
"74 Venusians eat light bulbs and poop small masses of amorphous silicon."
what do they do with the tungsten? Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 23, 2026 07:39 PM (VyBeY) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 23, 2026 07:40 PM (Cq/ve) 158
12 why would you make the 2nd movie out of the "new" DC studios a Supergirl movie? She's a knockoff. I don't mind supergirl but how the hell do you follow a Superman movie with a Superman-knockoff movie?
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at June 23, 2026 06:40 PM (1wjle) How do you make Superman a minor character in his own movie? James Gunn is a f**king overrated moron, that's how. Posted by: Nelly at June 23, 2026 07:49 PM (6+ehB) 159
Cartoon community? Is that like Toon Town?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2026 07:52 PM (Cqx++) 160
"Bathroom Tactics and Installations Johnson often left the bathroom door wide open and installed telephones in various White House bathrooms...'
I understand that he was too tall to stand in the head on Air Force One, so just kept the door open and whizzed from the aisle. Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at June 23, 2026 08:23 PM (Vpqw1) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0312 seconds. |
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