Sunday Overnight Open Thread - June 21, 2026 [Doof]

Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Sunday ONT. Hope you enjoyed the first official day of summer. Open thread, as always. Fashion and music, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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Happy Father's Day

Becoming your dad

Happy Father's Day to all of you magnificent kings.

Level up. pic.twitter.com/r9Derzx7Kv
— Flappr (@flapprdotnet) June 21, 2026

Some dads are just dicks

💟 So I See This Family Almost Every Morning On My Run And The Dad Is An Absolute Dick‼️😆😁 pic.twitter.com/T2SoYgjHug
— Bee 🐝🌿 (@BeeAwake1) June 19, 2026

What a moment for this dad

🥹

Miles Russell's father, Joe, took over as caddie for his son's final walk up 18.

What a Father's Day gift! pic.twitter.com/7tfHKSrjyx
— U.S. Open (@usopengolf) June 21, 2026

Another great father / son moment at the US Open

Wyndham Clark's dad, Randall, got on a red-eye flight that landed at 6 AM on Father's Day to surprise his son at the U.S. Open.

Look at their reactions after he sealed his second major title 🥹❤️ pic.twitter.com/i5oQVPVPN6
— ESPN (@espn) June 21, 2026

Preparing the new dads

When mom leaves dad alone with the baby- pic.twitter.com/AkkEYPrfjp
— Kerry Slone(Stilettos&Shotguns) (@thereal_SnS) June 21, 2026

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'Ette Couture (Courtesy of Piper)

It's that time of the week - when we turn the ONT over to our good friend Piper for a bit. Here's this week's fashion pr0n.

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The Glamour Dash at Royal Ascot: Hats, Horses, Henry’s Vintage Flex… and That Viral Video

Oh the Royal Ascot, where the dress code is stricter than a Victorian nanny armed with a ruler. Ladies drifted in like elegant cupcakes wrapped in silk, lace, and hemlines that stayed politely north of scandal. Gentlemen arrived in flawless morning dress: tails, waistcoats, and top hats tilted with mathematical precision while sporting some truly fun ties.

Two of my favorite ties belonged to Mike Tindall and the Duke of Edinburgh.
Mike wore an E. Marinella pink classic silk tie in the Small Flower pattern.

The Duke of Edinburgh once again delivered in his signature “Racing Colours and Saddles on Pastel Ground” tie by Soprano, a piece he has worn every year for the last 12 years.

Among the dresses, two stood out: Princess Catherine’s rewear of a gorgeous marigold Roksanda Brigitte dress (not everyone could pull that one off) and Zara Tindall’s utterly charming bespoke Claire Mischevani Poppy Dress in Polka Dot.
Alongside the bright yellow dress, Princess Catherine wore a Jane Taylor London Pomona hat, Queen Elizabeth II’s Diamond Chandelier Earrings, and a Nigel Milne Birthright Three-Strand Pearl Bracelet. She carried an Anya Hindmarch Maud Pearl-Embellished Clutch Bag in Ivory and finished the look with Gianvito Rossi Gianvito 105 Pumps in Bisque Suede.

Zara Tindall paired her polka-dot dress with a bespoke Sally Ann Hats Ariel Hat (retail version shown), Hector Lion Cassis Collection Croissant Earrings, and a Mulberry Amberley Clutch in Black Small Classic Grain leather. Her shoes were the Emmy Rebecca Pump in Jet Black Suede.

Then Henry Cavill arrived with his… um, watch, and the internet promptly lost the ability to behave. The watch itself was spectacular: a 1926 Longines Monopusher Chronograph. But honestly, the video says it all

In the end, Royal Ascot proved once again that while the hats are huge, the horses are fast, and the royalty is royal, nothing, and I mean nothing, can compete with a 6’1 superhero in morning dress casually flexing a vintage chronograph on his wrist. 😉

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Thanks, Piper!

Don't forget to check out Piper's X page.

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DJ Doof - Dad Stuff Edition

Happy Father’s Day. 🫶 David Gates of Bread wrote this song in memory of his father. 🙏 pic.twitter.com/6ID9eVr05I
— Luce (@lucyshow11) June 21, 2026

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Tonight's ONT brought to you by rules for the guys

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Happy Father's Day from Doof Enterprises, LLC. Did you whelm your dad today? Or at least think of a whelming memory of your dad?

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Comments

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1 Yeah

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 21, 2026 10:07 PM (uTEOj)

2 Mixolidum Datrium Dichlorinidesulfate

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 21, 2026 10:08 PM (iLKq8)

3 late so not first

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 21, 2026 10:08 PM (g14+z)

4
*big band theme music*

Sunday ONT with the Doofster and the Ghost!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2026 10:09 PM (O0L8i)

5 Longest day of the year? So, it's going to start cooling off now, right?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 21, 2026 10:09 PM (1Ff7Z)

6 Must've watched Ken Burns' PBS series on the Revolution.

Joy Reid: “Nobody black I know is really excited about the 4th of July."

“It is the celebration of slaveholders who freed themselves from having to pay taxes to the Crown for their slave empire."

Reid was considered a 'mainstream media’ personality for years.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 21, 2026 10:09 PM (ndZc7)

7 and she dissolved before their eyes

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 21, 2026 10:09 PM (iLKq8)

8 Awww! The dress looked a dad was so cute!

Posted by: Piper at June 21, 2026 10:09 PM (OoFl2)

9 Lots of toffs and swells in tonight's fashion cavalcade.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2026 10:10 PM (u/oMr)

10 Preparing the New Dad could have fit in the Gun Thread today.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 21, 2026 10:10 PM (qx7Zg)

11 One thing is for damn sure, Rush knows how to pick drummers.

https://tinyurl.com/2fds9s7n

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 21, 2026 10:10 PM (XV/Pl)

12 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2026 10:10 PM (ItpVy)

13 Holy cows! Now I can leisurely puruse DOOF! Anand Piper!
Yay again!😜

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 21, 2026 10:10 PM (uTEOj)

14 Proof white people can't dance.

https://tinyurl.com/msy2pvyj

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 21, 2026 10:11 PM (ndZc7)

15 Attention! Our mascot has the zoomies.

Posted by: Piper at June 21, 2026 10:11 PM (OoFl2)

16 Like a DAD! Miss mine💔

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 21, 2026 10:12 PM (uTEOj)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 21, 2026 10:12 PM (2YhKe)

18
Missed Mass today because my driveway was under six inches of water this morning. Washed Puff and Ruth and cleaned their pen. Exhausted afterwards. Driveway was still under water later in the afternoon.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2026 10:12 PM (O0L8i)

19 Hola, Hall.

Posted by: Bulg at June 21, 2026 10:12 PM (77rzZ)

20 Thanks for the ONT, Doof! Again!

I can live with those rules and do so each day.

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 21, 2026 10:12 PM (Jr+re)

21 Saw this earlier today, and had to share it. I'm going to step away for a bit, so enjoy.
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The doctor told my 96-year-old great-grandfather that he had to "quit all high-adrenaline activities" because of his blood pressure. I found him in the driveway, trying to jump his mobility scooter over a row of flaming trash cans.

He shouted over the engine, "The doctor said no adrenaline, but my heart is so old it needs a jump-start! I'm just 'defibrillating' my soul. Now, move the cat, I need a longer runway!"

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 21, 2026 10:13 PM (qx7Zg)

22 Longest day of the year? So, it's going to start cooling off now, right?
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Maybe not but at least the sun will let us sleep longer.

Posted by: Methos at June 21, 2026 10:13 PM (vSvIl)

23 I thought she said rearwear. I need glasses.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 21, 2026 10:13 PM (iLKq8)

24 I thought Weasel shot Doof in the last thread?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 21, 2026 10:13 PM (2YhKe)

25 Howdy everyone. Even you, Sponge.

Posted by: Doof at June 21, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)

26 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco and Piper!

Posted by: TRex - NoVaMoMe hangover dino at June 21, 2026 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)

27 Geez...that darn Gary dad...what kind of goose acts like this?!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 21, 2026 10:14 PM (uTEOj)

28 Oh, no! First Piper and now Doof . . . . can we go on?

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 21, 2026 10:14 PM (Jr+re)

29 So, I have been effectively ordered to attend the TXMoMe.

Posted by: Bulg at June 21, 2026 10:14 PM (77rzZ)

30 Howdy all. Wish I could have made the NoVMoMee, maybe next year. Have dreams to make it to Corsicana, time will tell.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at June 21, 2026 10:15 PM (55Qr6)

31 Evening Horde. Doof, dearly departed Piper, good to see you haunting us!

Posted by: RandomDave at June 21, 2026 10:15 PM (aJQbY)

32 omg, the bread song

:-(

Posted by: cherries in season at June 21, 2026 10:15 PM (Ozvnh)

33 My wardrobe cries out for a top hat and a monocle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2026 10:15 PM (u/oMr)

34 It is the celebration of slaveholders who freed themselves from having to pay taxes to the Crown for their slave empire

The take of someone actively seeking to be pissed-off all the time. What a way to live.

Posted by: Halfhand at June 21, 2026 10:15 PM (6RaZt)

35 Geez...that darn Gary dad...what kind of goose acts like this?!
Posted by: COMountainMarie

All of them. Goslings optional.

Posted by: mikeski at June 21, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)

36 Evening, Doof, and Piper, and ONT Horde!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2026 10:15 PM (1z8ji)

37 Piper, Splendid owes you a commission. The short-sleeve cardigan you posted last week was already out of stock when I tried to buy last week. Very impresssive!

Posted by: EveR at June 21, 2026 10:16 PM (wTevN)

38 Wait - am I dead?

Posted by: Doof at June 21, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf)

39 I don't think I ever told my dad, out loud in words, that I was proud of him. So I made sure to tell my son.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 21, 2026 10:16 PM (vTZFs)

40 I'm doing a marathon viewing of Adam Carolla movies ( all two of them) .

Finished Road Hard which was really good . In the middle of The Hammer. Also really good. He needs to make another movie.

Posted by: polynikes at June 21, 2026 10:17 PM (KC5Lt)

41 38 Wait - am I dead?
Posted by: Doof at June 21, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf)

Oh no…..

Posted by: Piper at June 21, 2026 10:17 PM (OoFl2)

42
Wait - am I dead?

Posted by: Doof at June 21, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf)

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*flips pages on clipboard*

Says here you ought to be.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2026 10:17 PM (O0L8i)

43 The take of someone actively seeking to be pissed-off all the time. What a way to live.
Posted by: Halfhand at June 21, 2026 10:15 PM (6RaZt)

Funny, I don't see a chain keeping her here.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 21, 2026 10:17 PM (1Ff7Z)

44 Wait - am I dead?

No. Just "mostly" dead . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 21, 2026 10:17 PM (Jr+re)

45 Loved that video of the young man donning Dadwear under the tutelage of the wise elder.

-Tucks in shirt *nods approval*
-White socks *yes, my child! It is time*
-Pulls laces so tight it cuts off circulation

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2026 10:18 PM (kpS4V)

46 All the chillens called or texted today. That was nice.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2026 10:18 PM (ItpVy)

47 30 Howdy all. Wish I could have made the NoVMoMee, maybe next year. Have dreams to make it to Corsicana, time will tell.

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Most Morons never make the Hajj to Corsicana, even though the AoSHQ Big Book of Guidelines says you should do it at least once in your life.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2026 10:18 PM (u/oMr)

48 37 Piper, Splendid owes you a commission. The short-sleeve cardigan you posted last week was already out of stock when I tried to buy last week. Very impresssive!
Posted by: EveR at June 21, 2026 10:16 PM (wTevN

Did you try Nordstrom?

Posted by: Piper at June 21, 2026 10:18 PM (OoFl2)

49 The fireflies are out, everyone else is in bed, time for knitting! I have 14 inches to go before July 11 (cringe).

Posted by: pookysgirl, getting set up at June 21, 2026 10:18 PM (Wt5PA)

50 Wait - am I dead?
Posted by: Doof at June 21, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf)

Oh no…..
Posted by: Piper at June 21, 2026 10:17 PM (OoFl2)

Well, if YOU'RE answering me, I must be.

Posted by: Doof at June 21, 2026 10:18 PM (QMAsf)

51 Y’all know not to trust CBD, because he’s a fed, right?

Posted by: Bulg at June 21, 2026 10:19 PM (77rzZ)

52 Princess Catherine's dress seems kind of... shear, is that the word?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 21, 2026 10:19 PM (/lPRQ)

53 Wait - am I dead?
Posted by: Doof at June 21, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf)

Oh no…..
Posted by: Piper at June 21, 2026 10:17 PM (OoFl2)

Well, if YOU'RE answering me, I must be.
Posted by: Doof at June 21, 2026 10:18 PM (QMAsf)

If you're not, I have to put the cart back.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 21, 2026 10:20 PM (1Ff7Z)

54 I have 14 inches to go before July 11 (cringe).
Posted by: pookysgirl, getting set up at June 21, 2026 10:18 PM (Wt5PA)

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I hope you're making a sock.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2026 10:20 PM (u/oMr)

55 Howdy everyone. Even you, Sponge.
Posted by: Doof at June 21, 2026 10:14 PM

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It's good to belong.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 21, 2026 10:20 PM (2YhKe)

56 I am surprised Doof let me post the Cavill video. You didn’t even watch it, did you?

Posted by: Piper at June 21, 2026 10:20 PM (OoFl2)

57 Most Morons never make the Hajj to Corsicana, even though the AoSHQ Big Book of Guidelines says you should do it at least once in your life.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2026 10:18 PM (u/oMr)

I'm glad I went multiple times before I died. I kindly request some of my ashes by scattered in the camper section of the ranch.

Posted by: Doof at June 21, 2026 10:20 PM (QMAsf)

58
shear, is that the word?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 21, 2026 10:19 PM (/lPRQ)

___________

Diaphanous, that's the word.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2026 10:21 PM (O0L8i)

59 Wait - am I dead?
Posted by: Doof at June 21, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf)
************
Thank goodness I checked in, otherwise I might have missed the news.

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at June 21, 2026 10:21 PM (IQ6Gq)

60 Where do I find the undead pickleball courts?
— Zombie Doof

Posted by: Bulg at June 21, 2026 10:21 PM (77rzZ)

61 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 21, 2026 10:22 PM (sAmhv)

62 I do miss Doof tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 21, 2026 10:22 PM (2YhKe)

63 So, I have been effectively ordered to attend the TXMoMe.
Posted by: Bulg at June 21, 2026 10:14 PM (77rzZ)
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It's a great time, for sure. Contact Ben Had for details.

Posted by: Weasel at June 21, 2026 10:22 PM (+1HQm)

64 I'm glad I went multiple times before I died. I kindly request some of my ashes by scattered in the camper section of the ranch.
Posted by: Doof at June 21, 2026 10:20 PM (QMAsf)

Let’s go haunt it!

Posted by: Piper at June 21, 2026 10:22 PM (OoFl2)

65 I am surprised Doof let me post the Cavill video. You didn’t even watch it, did you?
Posted by: Piper

Oh I watched it. Mr. Cavill was sporting more than a spiffy watch. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2026 10:22 PM (lJ0H4)

66 At the risk of being really crass, that picture of Princess Catherine appears to be backlit and reveals more of her than I think was intended. Or perhaps that's just my imagination.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 21, 2026 10:22 PM (Riz8t)

67 I am surprised Doof let me post the Cavill video. You didn’t even watch it, did you?
Posted by: Piper at June 21, 2026 10:20 PM (OoFl2)

Nope. I don't even know who he is.

Posted by: Doof at June 21, 2026 10:22 PM (QMAsf)

68 Somebody likes yella.

Heard some folks are under water and also heard Utah is on fire. Crazy weather.

Posted by: Case at June 21, 2026 10:23 PM (IY9No)

69 67 I am surprised Doof let me post the Cavill video. You didn’t even watch it, did you?
Posted by: Piper at June 21, 2026 10:20 PM (OoFl2)

Nope. I don't even know who he is.
Posted by: Doof at June 21, 2026 10:22

He is Superman! You should watch it. Or maybe don’t.

Posted by: Piper at June 21, 2026 10:23 PM (OoFl2)

70
Or perhaps that's just my imagination.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 21, 2026 10:22 PM (Riz8t)

___________

Well, you're a guy...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2026 10:23 PM (O0L8i)

71 Our summer is starting with 2 inches of rain. Thankfully I got half the garlic in before the rain started.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 21, 2026 10:23 PM (UQRAm)

72 Nope. I don't even know who he is.
Posted by: Doof at June 21, 2026 10:22 PM (QMAsf)

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He has a well-worn meme where he says "FUCK"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2026 10:23 PM (u/oMr)

73 I feel responsible for Doof's passing. Get in your Doof jokes while they're still relevant!

Posted by: Weasel at June 21, 2026 10:24 PM (+1HQm)

74 I'm glad I went multiple times before I died. I kindly request some of my ashes by scattered in the camper section of the ranch.

Posted by: Doof at June 21, 2026 10:20 PM
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Next to the port o potties? Tell ya what. For five bucks, I'll try to intervene and at least upgrade you to the 100 yard marker.

Posted by: TRex - helpful dino at June 21, 2026 10:24 PM (IQ6Gq)

75 Oh my, Cavill was loaded for bear.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2026 10:24 PM (kpS4V)

76 Did you try Nordstrom?
Posted by: Piper at June 21, 2026 10:18 PM (OoFl2)

Thx! I will. Love that short, boxy look.

Posted by: EveR at June 21, 2026 10:24 PM (wTevN)

77 66 At the risk of being really crass, that picture of Princess Catherine appears to be backlit and reveals more of her than I think was intended. Or perhaps that's just my imagination.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 21, 2026 10:22 PM (Riz8t)

I actually didn’t notice that at the time. But that girl still runs, obviously.

Posted by: Piper at June 21, 2026 10:24 PM (OoFl2)

78 14 Proof white people can't dance.

https://tinyurl.com/msy2pvyj

Another pasty white liberal politician who thinks the black folks are cool with her and think she's one of them.

They do not.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 21, 2026 10:24 PM (Riz8t)

79 22 Longest day of the year? So, it's going to start cooling off now, right?
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Reminds of that Stevie Wonder song, Hotter Than July,
you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 21, 2026 10:25 PM (iLKq8)

80 To wit:

https://youtu.be/jGLW6o6zQfg?is=B7M1qGh6DOzfFpWG

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2026 10:25 PM (u/oMr)

81 I feel responsible for Doof's passing. Get in your Doof jokes while they're still relevant!
Posted by: Weasel at June 21, 2026 10:24 PM (+1HQm)

*sets up a spooky outpost at Weasel Acres*

Posted by: Doof's ghost at June 21, 2026 10:25 PM (QMAsf)

82 75 Oh my, Cavill was loaded for bear.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at

It’s quite the watch!

Posted by: Piper at June 21, 2026 10:26 PM (OoFl2)

83 Rules for guys....
I've been so lucky, starting with my dad, to have had many wonderful men who happily lived by these credences! Bless them each and every one..
I was usually the asshole😏..

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 21, 2026 10:26 PM (uTEOj)

84
I feel responsible for Doof's passing.

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Is that involuntary homicide or manslaughter?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2026 10:26 PM (O0L8i)

85
*sets up a spooky outpost at Weasel Acres*
Posted by: Doof's ghost at June 21, 2026 10:25 PM (QMAsf)
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Oh great.

Posted by: Weasel at June 21, 2026 10:27 PM (+1HQm)

86 Thanks for a special Father's Day edition of the Sunday Night ONT, Doof! Happy Father's Day to you!

And thanks to Piper for the Ascot fashion report. Well done, as always.

Fabulous photo up top!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 21, 2026 10:27 PM (D/6p1)

87 62 Sponge, whom do you miss more, Doof or Piper?

Posted by: Bulg at June 21, 2026 10:27 PM (77rzZ)

88 Doof is in a better place.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2026 10:27 PM (u/oMr)

89 Reminds of that Stevie Wonder song, Hotter Than July,
you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 21, 2026 10:25 PM (iLKq

There's plenty of hot left in this year.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 21, 2026 10:28 PM (1Ff7Z)

90 *sets up a spooky outpost at Weasel Acres*
Posted by: Doof's ghost
*****
Careful, I understand there are bear and bobcat that visit....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at June 21, 2026 10:28 PM (IQ6Gq)

91 Next to the port o potties? Tell ya what. For five bucks, I'll try to intervene and at least upgrade you to the 100 yard marker.
Posted by: TRex - helpful dino at June 21, 2026 10:24 PM (IQ6Gq)

Dead men have no cash

Posted by: Doof at June 21, 2026 10:28 PM (QMAsf)

92 77 66 At the risk of being really crass, that picture of Princess Catherine appears to be backlit and reveals more of her than I think was intended. Or perhaps that's just my imagination.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Hemlines, balderdash, smallderdash

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 21, 2026 10:28 PM (iLKq8)

93 If that was my dad being my caddy he would have handed my a driver on the green, and said "impress me" with a typical dad laugh.

Also, seems fitting that Father's Day falls on the longest day of the year. Have the feminists complained yet about Mother's Day getting short changed?

Posted by: Orson at June 21, 2026 10:29 PM (dIske)

94 92 77 66 At the risk of being really crass, that picture of Princess Catherine appears to be backlit and reveals more of her than I think was intended. Or perhaps that's just my imagination.
Posted by: Archimedes

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It would appear that she has nice thighs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2026 10:29 PM (u/oMr)

95 That video of the baby as artillery is beyond precious! Extra points for the ghillie suit!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 21, 2026 10:30 PM (D/6p1)

96 Is that involuntary homicide or manslaughter?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2026 10:26 PM (O0L8i)

I caught the end of the gun thread waiting for the ONT. I think it was a joke, therefore not murder, but mans laughter.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 21, 2026 10:30 PM (1Ff7Z)

97
Here, the 3rd week in July is the hottest period, although often early August, dog days, feels worse due to the humilarity.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 21, 2026 10:31 PM (w6EFb)

98 96 Is that involuntary homicide or manslaughter?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2026 10:26 PM (O0L8i)

I caught the end of the gun thread waiting for the ONT. I think it was a joke, therefore not murder, but mans laughter.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 21, 2026 10:30

Oh, that was good!

Posted by: Piper at June 21, 2026 10:31 PM (OoFl2)

99 Hello.

Well, that hiddenclick music is quite a juxtaposition to the tranquility of the top pic.

Just got back from a nice dinner out with the keeds. Warms this daddy's heart.♥

Posted by: mindful webworker - every day is Our Father's Day at June 21, 2026 10:31 PM (9bb3y)

100 I do miss Doof tho.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 21, 2026 10:22 PM (2YhKe)

I expect a recurring "pour one out" for me from the usual MoMe After Dark crew

Posted by: Doof at June 21, 2026 10:31 PM (QMAsf)

101 I believe the Haj mandate is for "everyone who is physically able to do so."

Alas, I'm claiming that loophole for the mandatory Haj to Corsicana. I'm just too old & decrepit to do that kind of traveling.

Posted by: mnw at June 21, 2026 10:31 PM (RCjYY)

102 *sets up a spooky outpost at Weasel Acres*
Posted by: Doof's ghost

Oh great.
Posted by: Weasel

Well, now you can blame wobbly shit on poltergeist activity.

Posted by: mikeski at June 21, 2026 10:33 PM (VHUov)

103 Thanks for the ONT, Doof!

Happy Father's Day and RIP *bows head*

That final meme was perhaps the greatest gift of the day, as I realized my eldest son now checks off that entire list...

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 21, 2026 10:33 PM (6lIrI)

104 Still watching the US Open. My work schedule has me working through every weekend. I already know that Wyndham Clark won his second US Open. He was treated poorly by the NY crowd. I understand due to some of his antics over the years. He's up front about it and has apologized and made restitution (Oakmont CC especially). Hopefully, he'll stop with the dumb shit and have a long and successful career. Love the looks of those Long Island golf courses around Shinnecock. Too bad I'm poor white trash. No way I'm getting on any of them.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 21, 2026 10:34 PM (sAmhv)

105 Guess I'd miss Doof more since I've known him longer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 21, 2026 10:34 PM (2YhKe)

106 Well, now you can blame wobbly shit on poltergeist activity.
Posted by: mikeski at June 21, 2026 10:33 PM (VHUov)
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Excellent point.

*Dammit Doof!*

Posted by: Weasel at June 21, 2026 10:34 PM (+1HQm)

107 Yay, Father's Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 21, 2026 10:35 PM (+9wcF)

108 I expect a recurring "pour one out" for me from the usual MoMe After Dark crew
Posted by: Doof at June 21, 2026 10:31 PM

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That would be alcohol abuse and a major party foul.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 21, 2026 10:35 PM (2YhKe)

109
My wardrobe cries out for a top hat and a monocle.
Posted by: Cicero

Are you wearing a peanut shell?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2026 10:35 PM (Cqx++)

110 Oh, that was good!
Posted by: Piper at June 21, 2026 10:31 PM (OoFl2)

Thanks. That gave me one of the few smiles of the day.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 21, 2026 10:37 PM (1Ff7Z)

111 Piper, then Doof, have died? It's obvious that there is a serial killer on this board.

(pulls out pipe, starts sleuthing)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 21, 2026 10:37 PM (sAmhv)

112 And Happy Father's Day to all you dads of The Horde.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 21, 2026 10:38 PM (2YhKe)

113 I expect a recurring "pour one out" for me from the usual MoMe After Dark crew

Well, I'm sure they already "pour one out" for kale smoothies for Piper... cuz noone can drink that stuff!

Posted by: RandomDave at June 21, 2026 10:38 PM (aJQbY)

114 @93. Have the feminists complained.......

They always complain.

Posted by: Case at June 21, 2026 10:38 PM (IY9No)

115 I was thinking more along the lines of Mr. Monopoly, but if the legume fits...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2026 10:39 PM (u/oMr)

116 I think most of it missed Doof. He wasn't in the area because he parked, pining to play Rush.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 21, 2026 10:40 PM (qx7Zg)

117 The "Becoming Your Dad" video could have used the first movement of Octavarium, "Someone Like Him," for background music. If they stretched it to 3 minutes long.

https://youtu.be/XYV8Zt2k0RQ

(Lyrics don't start until 5:30)

I never wanted to become someone like him
So secure!
Content to live each day just like the last
I was sure I knew that
This was not for me
And I wanted so much more
Far beyond what I could see
So I swore that I'd
Never be someone like him

1/3

Posted by: mikeski at June 21, 2026 10:40 PM (VHUov)

118 So many years have passed
Since I proclaimed my independence
My mission, My aim, And my vision
So secure!
Content to live each day like it's my last
It's wonderful to know that I could be
Something more than what I dreamed
Far beyond what I could see

Still I swear that I'm
Missing out this time

2/3

Posted by: mikeski at June 21, 2026 10:41 PM (VHUov)

119
As far as I could tell
There's nothing more I need
But still I ask myself
Could this be everything?
Then all I swore
That I would never be was now
So suddenly
The only thing
I wanted
To become

.....to be someone just like him.

3/3

Posted by: mikeski at June 21, 2026 10:41 PM (VHUov)

120 so in mid October, "Hellraiser: Revival" is coming out. First-person action horror survival game, cowritten by Clive Barker. It concerns the Genesis Configuration.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 21, 2026 10:42 PM (gKWVE)

121 *sets up a spooky outpost at Weasel Acres*
Posted by: Doof's ghost

Oh great.
Posted by: Weasel

At least he didn't choose your home, where he could wing up FSJ and Gertie, and smoke your stogies.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 21, 2026 10:42 PM (qx7Zg)

122 .... wing up FSJ and Gertie ...

Should be

... wind up FSJ and Gertie ...

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 21, 2026 10:43 PM (qx7Zg)

123
I miss Doof.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2026 10:45 PM (O0L8i)

124 I watched my first ever Pirates of the Caribbean movie today-- the first one. The series has grossed $4.5 billion so far, according to Wiki.

Then I refreshed my memory as to what Johnny Depp has been up to these last 15 years or so. Yikes. If I had $75 million, I think I could do better.

Posted by: mnw at June 21, 2026 10:46 PM (RCjYY)

125
... wind up FSJ and Gertie ...
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 21, 2026 10:43 PM (qx7Zg)
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They're highly trained and effective watch dogs!

Posted by: Weasel at June 21, 2026 10:48 PM (GNqmQ)

126 Then I refreshed my memory as to what Johnny Depp has been up to these last 15 years or so. Yikes. If I had $75 million, I think I could do better.
Posted by: mnw at June 21, 2026 10:46 PM

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He pissed off a woman enough she shit on his bed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 21, 2026 10:48 PM (2YhKe)

127 @123. I miss Doof.

Well you could be with him.

Posted by: Case at June 21, 2026 10:51 PM (IY9No)

128 He pissed off a woman enough she shit on his bed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 21, 2026 10:48 PM (2YhKe)
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That may be a message.

Posted by: Weasel at June 21, 2026 10:52 PM (GNqmQ)

129 126

Yes, and then there was the really bad stuff!

If you're rich, filing a lot of lawsuits is like a bad drug habit. Of course, Mr. Depp filed a lot of lawsuits AND had a bad drug habit.

Posted by: mnw at June 21, 2026 10:52 PM (RCjYY)

130 There's plenty of hot left in this year.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 21, 2026 10:28 PM (1Ff7Z)
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It can show up anytime. My tomatoes would enjoy that.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 21, 2026 10:52 PM (UQRAm)

131 Happy Fathers Day.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 21, 2026 10:54 PM (sn5xH)

132 Bedtime in my corner of the afterlife. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Piper at June 21, 2026 10:54 PM (OoFl2)

133 Got kicked out...or just messed up my ONT post.
To all dads coming along.
To the dads we've loved and lost...
To dads who fought and lived or died for us💔

It's fitting that the first day of summer - longest day of the year...
Should be DADs day!!!

Screw 🌈 month ha😜!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 21, 2026 10:59 PM (uTEOj)

134 Lord willing I'm planning to make the MoMe in October.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 21, 2026 11:00 PM (Ov6Yl)

135 Lord willing I'm planning to make the MoMe in October.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 21, 2026 11:00 PM (Ov6Yl)

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Good times.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 21, 2026 11:01 PM (2YhKe)

136 It's fitting that the first day of summer - longest day of the year...
Should be DADs day!!!

Screw 🌈 month ha😜!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 21, 2026 10:59 PM (uTEOj)

If you live in Indiana, it's officially Nuclear Family Month. Might be in other states.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 21, 2026 11:03 PM (qx7Zg)

137 If you live in Indiana, it's officially Nuclear Family Month. Might be in other states.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Even if it's not, party like it is!

Posted by: mikeski at June 21, 2026 11:04 PM (VHUov)

138 It can show up anytime. My tomatoes would enjoy that.
Posted by: Black JEM at June 21, 2026 10:52 PM (UQRAm)

The heat's killed mine pretty much. A few left on the vines ripening. Once I pick them, I'm ripping out the plants and trying again in September.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 21, 2026 11:05 PM (1Ff7Z)

139
If you live in Indiana, it's officially Nuclear Family Month. Might be in other states.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 21, 2026 11:03 PM (qx7Zg)

_____________

*men gasp*
*women faint*
*dogs howl*

During Pride Month? How homophobic can you get?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2026 11:06 PM (O0L8i)

140 Rarely do I make a request of the type I'm about to make.

Due to my own shortcomings, and a moment of madness 6 years ago, I've been estranged from my two sons (41 and 36).

I have tried my best over the past 6 years to reach out to them, to apologize, and ask their forgiveness.

All to no avail.

I would like to ask the Horde to pray for their hearts to open, to allow me to properly apologize, and and to try be the father I should have been.

This year has been especially hard not being able to be part of their lives, and ... well it just hurts.

They're losing their mother to early onset Alzheimers, and I need them to know I'm a better person today, than I was then, that I can be counted on.

***Sigh***

Posted by: browndog downcast at June 21, 2026 11:07 PM (3sXRv)

141 Anand Piper!

Is that the Indian subcontinent version of Piper?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 21, 2026 11:08 PM (ZVgZ4)

142 126 Then I refreshed my memory as to what Johnny Depp has been up to these last 15 years or so. Yikes. If I had $75 million, I think I could do better.
Posted by: mnw at June 21, 2026 10:46 PM

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He pissed off a woman enough she shit on his bed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

TBF, she was a lunatic. She probably did that to all her mates.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 21, 2026 11:10 PM (sAmhv)

143
***Sigh***

Posted by: browndog downcast at June 21, 2026 11:07 PM (3sXRv)

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Sorry, man. Hoping you and yours can overcome this incident and restore your relationship.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2026 11:11 PM (O0L8i)

144 85. Oh great.
Posted by: Weasel

🤣

Posted by: L -No nic, another fine day at June 21, 2026 11:12 PM (NFX2v)

145 browndog downcast

Sad to hear. Will do.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 21, 2026 11:13 PM (sAmhv)

146 Sending prayers your way, Browndog. Estrangrment from one's children is a heartache. I hope things change for the better.

Posted by: fly gal at June 21, 2026 11:13 PM (U6vhD)

147 ***Sigh***
Posted by: browndog downcast at June 21, 2026 11:07 PM (3sXRv)
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Hashem always hears the prayers of a broken heart.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 21, 2026 11:13 PM (mWKAz)

148 140 brown dog🙏
You know there will be many....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 21, 2026 11:14 PM (uTEOj)

149 Prayers for you and your boys, Browndog.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 21, 2026 11:14 PM (2YhKe)

150 Prayers, Browndog.

Posted by: mikeski at June 21, 2026 11:14 PM (VHUov)

151 Sorry, man. Hoping you and yours can overcome this incident and restore your relationship.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2026 11:11 PM (O0L8i)

I echo that sentiment.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2026 11:16 PM (1z8ji)

152 So, just ran across something horrifying.

Islamic end-days prophecy has something called the 'Dabbah Min Al-Ard'. Literally, the 'Beast of the Earth', showing up fairly late. And guess what! It marks people! Said marking is an irrevocable act. Except that in Islam's version, they're taught to want it...

Posted by: Anonymous at June 21, 2026 11:16 PM (wiYsG)

153 Except that in Islam's version, they're taught to want it...

Posted by: Anonymous
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They work for it. everyday

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 21, 2026 11:18 PM (iLKq8)

154 So sad for you, browndog.

I will pray for peace and courage and reconciliation.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 21, 2026 11:18 PM (A5RD0)

155 Me too, BD.

Posted by: mnw at June 21, 2026 11:19 PM (RCjYY)

156 New Hampshire’s first transgender elected Rep., Stacie Laughton (D) [MPB alert], sentenced to 33 YEARS in prison for the s*xual exploitation of children
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Dirt Farm NH has a booth at Weare Patriotic Celebration. A local couple started this group to teach kids to ride dirt bikes for free on their private property.

https://tinyurl.com/mt4vrxa2

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 21, 2026 11:21 PM (iLKq8)

157 Dressing like a dad. I recommend Skechers slip-ons.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2026 11:21 PM (oq9dX)

158 Then I refreshed my memory as to what Johnny Depp has been up to these last 15 years or so. Yikes. If I had $75 million, I think I could do better.
Posted by: mnw at June 21, 2026 10:46 PM (RCjYY)

There was a famous audio file on the net a few years ago, of a heated argument between Johnny Depp and his financial manager. (Who I think is the one who released it)
In it Depp accuses the manager of squandering his money and leaving him broke, even though he’d made $100 million in the previous year. The manager fires back, with figures and specific things Depp had done, and said “Johnny, you can’t spend $20 million a month and expect to have anything left, no matter how much you start with!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2026 11:23 PM (nuNhM)

159
Dressing like a dad. I recommend Skechers slip-ons.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2026 11:21 PM (oq9dX)

____________

No more shoes with laces.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2026 11:25 PM (O0L8i)

160 He pissed off a woman enough she shit on his bed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

TBF, she was a lunatic. She probably did that to all her mates.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come
.......

She was just prepping them for butt stuff.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2026 11:25 PM (oq9dX)

161 Islamic end-days prophecy has something called the 'Dabbah Min Al-Ard'. Literally, the 'Beast of the Earth', showing up fairly late. And guess what! It marks people! Said marking is an irrevocable act. Except that in Islam's version, they're taught to want it...
Posted by: Anonymous at June 21, 2026 11:16 PM (wiYsG)

Let me guess - blue hair and weird tats…

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2026 11:25 PM (nuNhM)

162 Frank Gehry es muerto.

Cool buildings, but most of them leaked,

Same with Crank Lloyd Wrong... a building that doesn't keep the rain out is a failure, no matter how much the art critics might like it.

Architecture is very demanding... needs to be esthetic, functional, and economical.

If you can't handle all three, stick with sculpture.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2026 11:27 PM (qpyNK)

163 158

Similar to Nick Cage. He sued his business manager. The jury kind of lost interest when they heard Nick had spent appx $10 million (IIRC) for a Mongolian dinosaur skeleton.

Posted by: mnw at June 21, 2026 11:28 PM (RCjYY)

164 > Dabbah Min Al-Ard.

Now, see, I would've figured that for a low-budget Flintstones/Scooby Doo crossover.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2026 11:29 PM (qpyNK)

165 Dressing like a dad. I recommend Skechers slip-ons.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2026 11:21 PM (oq9dX)

Yes. The walkers are fine. Just don't get those old man shoes with the velcro.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 21, 2026 11:30 PM (1Ff7Z)

166 Sorry, browndog. I hope you and they find reconciliation, or, if not that, peace.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2026 11:31 PM (qpyNK)

167 For those who are interested, Abelardo De La Espriella has won the Colombian presidential election. He beat out the current Presidents chosen successor, Ivan Cepeda.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 21, 2026 11:32 PM (rbvCR)

168 Same with Crank Lloyd Wrong... a building that doesn't keep the rain out is a failure, no matter how much the art critics might like it.

Architecture is very demanding... needs to be esthetic, functional, and economical.

If you can't handle all three, stick with sculpture.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2026 11:27 PM (qpyNK)

Were FLW's designs inherently leaky, or were they put up by builders who did not understand what had to be done to make them weathertight?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2026 11:32 PM (1z8ji)

169 TRex and The Grateful dancing in public?

https://youtu.be/NzFqdkBt71I

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 21, 2026 11:32 PM (qx7Zg)

170
She was just prepping them for butt stuff.

Hello Fresh!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2026 11:33 PM (Cqx++)

171 Which song by Bread was in the tweet? I couldn't hear the music or singing.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 21, 2026 11:33 PM (qx7Zg)

172 > Ivan Cepeda

Great first baseman!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2026 11:34 PM (qpyNK)

173 Just use some Flex Seal on those leaky buildings.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2026 11:35 PM (Cqx++)

174 For those who are interested, Abelardo De La Espriella has won the Colombian presidential election. He beat out the current Presidents chosen successor, Ivan Cepeda.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 21, 2026 11:32 PM (rbvCR)

I see Wikipedia and the Grauniad describe him as "far right", so he may be something of a centrist.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2026 11:36 PM (1z8ji)

175 169

Oh! They have the steps!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 21, 2026 11:37 PM (uTEOj)

176 Same, Browndog...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 21, 2026 11:37 PM (nbLIj)

177 Just read about grammieWinger, she and Rev have been married ten years. Criminy, I remember when they were dating. Be well.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 21, 2026 11:38 PM (iLKq8)

178 > Were FLW's designs inherently leaky, or were they put up by builders who did not understand what had to be done to make them weathertight?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2026 11:32 PM (1z8ji)

I think it would be very hard to make Fallingwater not leak, especially with 1936 waterproofing technology. The builders bear some responsibility, perhaps.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2026 11:38 PM (qpyNK)

179 Were FLW's designs inherently leaky, or were they put up by builders who did not understand what had to be done to make them weathertight?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2026 11:32 PM (1z8ji)

He had a lot of odd roof angles and flat roofs in places, I’ve learned from living in houses with some of these and being around others, that odd roof angles are always points of failure, and flat roofs Always Always Always! leak.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2026 11:39 PM (nuNhM)

180 Ivan Cepeda

Great first baseman!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
......

Those Russian Puerto Ricans are the best ball players!

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2026 11:40 PM (oq9dX)

181 Petro is an ex terrorist who has a coke problem and a tyranny girlfriend, and is widely considered a communist, so maybe Espriella is a centrist. However he say he is in favor of Bukele'so solution for Elvis Salvador

Posted by: Kindltot at June 21, 2026 11:40 PM (rbvCR)

182 I want to win the lottery that I may buy a sea worthy shanty boat and have enough money left over for all its fuel needs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 21, 2026 11:41 PM (iLKq8)

183 > flat roofs Always Always Always! leak.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2026 11:39 PM (nuNhM)

Yep. They suck under snow load, too.

It's rare that we have a snowy winter here without at least a few flat-roofed buildings collapsing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2026 11:41 PM (qpyNK)

184 What happened to grammieWinger???

Posted by: lin-duh at June 21, 2026 11:41 PM (VCgbV)

185 Thanks for the background on Bread's "Everything I Own." Adding it to a Father's Day playlist. Some others on the list: Hot Rod Lincoln, Memphis, I Loved Her First, Watching You, Unforgettable (with Natalie Cole), Minutes To Memories, Looking Out My Backdoor, and The Living Years ....

Posted by: Rex B at June 21, 2026 11:43 PM (rgnea)

186 flat roofs Always Always Always! leak.

Posted by: Tom Servo
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There is a flat roof house that has been up for auction, in a neighborhood worth living in, over nine months at a price anyone can afford and there are no bidders.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 21, 2026 11:44 PM (iLKq8)

187 It's the same neighborhood that the house with the spalling brick is in.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 21, 2026 11:45 PM (iLKq8)

188
It's rare that we have a snowy winter here without at least a few flat-roofed buildings collapsing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Just spend a couple of extra bucks and put it on a 5 degree slant.
jeepers

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 21, 2026 11:47 PM (iLKq8)

189 There is a flat roof house that has been up for auction, in a neighborhood worth living in, over nine months at a price anyone can afford and there are no bidders.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 21, 2026 11:44 PM (iLKq

Many industrial buildings have flat roofs, apartment blocks, too. They don't seem to have insurmountable leakage problems. Why is it an issue with houses?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2026 11:47 PM (1z8ji)

190 Our office building has a flat roof. Leaks like a sieve.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2026 11:48 PM (oq9dX)

191 Just spend a couple of extra bucks and put it on a 5 degree slant.
jeepers
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 21, 2026 11:47 PM (iLKq

A five degree slope likely would not let snow slide off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2026 11:49 PM (1z8ji)

192 This is only vaguely related to the architecture comments, but... quite interesting to me.

Some poor bastid & his wife bought Marilyn Monroe's home in L.A. where she died. They were like the 18th owners since MM died in '62. the house had had undergone multiple re-designs.

Nonetheless, the L.A. city council, famed in song & story, recently passed a new law designating the house as a City Cultural Heritage Treasure (or some such).

So... the new, current owner can't remodel it , OR sell it, without Mayor Bass' approval! It's turned into a nightmare. Plus, the new owner is solely responsible for security, which costs a fortune, due to the sightseers.

Posted by: mnw at June 21, 2026 11:49 PM (RCjYY)

193 However he say he is in favor of Bukele'so solution for Elvis Salvador

He was great in Viva Lost Wages!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 21, 2026 11:50 PM (1Ff7Z)

194 As 'wth' said, AOP. Obviously a _well-maintained_ flat roof isn't a _guaranteed_ disaster... but you have a good manager, you have a good roof that still might leak if they don't reseal it often enough. You have a bad manager, you have a leaky roof. And for offices? Every year, the trashbag chutes into wastebin watercatchers...

Posted by: RandomDave at June 21, 2026 11:51 PM (aJQbY)

195 Why is it an issue with houses?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I told Buddy I was going bid on this fantastic buy. He took me to school. Yeah, I worked in a strip center office, nice neighborhood, and it leaked like a sieve. (thought it was a one off)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 21, 2026 11:52 PM (iLKq8)

196 So... the new, current owner can't remodel it , OR sell it, without Mayor Bass' approval! It's turned into a nightmare. Plus, the new owner is solely responsible for security, which costs a fortune, due to the sightseers.
Posted by: mnw

He could Always burn it down.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 21, 2026 11:52 PM (A5RD0)

197 So... the new, current owner can't remodel it , OR sell it, without Mayor Bass' approval! It's turned into a nightmare. Plus, the new owner is solely responsible for security, which costs a fortune, due to the sightseers.
Posted by: mnw at June 21, 2026 11:49 PM (RCjYY)

I foresee an outbreak of financial combustion in the coming months.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2026 11:52 PM (1z8ji)

198 Which song by Bread was in the tweet? I couldn't hear the music or singing.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 21, 2026 11:33 PM (qx7Zg)

Probably this one..dusty..

https://youtu.be/AeadLurGR1U

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 21, 2026 11:55 PM (nbLIj)

199 "Fire insurance... yeah, extra insurance... because the reservoirs are dry!" - current owner

Posted by: RandomDave at June 21, 2026 11:55 PM (aJQbY)

200 As a lad, I worked in a new strip mall here in Alaska. It was fine as long as winter lasted and everything was frozen hard, but come spring... Yep, trash cans catching drips everywhere. Merch destroyed. And so on.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2026 11:55 PM (qpyNK)

201 Five degrees and the rain runs off.
But I was going to say, an old time high pitched roof will last forever. Your grand kids will have to re-roof it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 21, 2026 11:55 PM (iLKq8)

202 Elvis Salvador! Do we know him?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 21, 2026 11:55 PM (ZVgZ4)

203
94 92 77 66 At the risk of being really crass, that picture of Princess Catherine appears to be backlit and reveals more of her than I think was intended. Or perhaps that's just my imagination.
Posted by: Archimedes

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It would appear that she has nice thighs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 21, 2026 10:29 PM

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Buttix.

Posted by: Jack LaLanne, Fitness Titan at June 21, 2026 11:55 PM (mS8PE)

204 > I foresee an outbreak of financial combustion in the coming months.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2026 11:52 PM (1z8ji)

Great-Grandpa Borgia always called that "spontaneous combustion caused by the mortgage rubbing against the insurance policy".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2026 11:56 PM (qpyNK)

205 GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL! IRAN! score now 2 zip! Dump to Iran Please don't close strait we are almost out of oil! You don't own strait of hormuz! I have surrendered to all of your demands to save rethugliKKKans in the mid terms and begging netanyahu to surrender too! Iran to dump bend this taco!

Posted by: raimondo at June 21, 2026 11:56 PM (GvOiG)

206 But Mayor Bass would approve a frog pond in your front yard.

Posted by: Frog People for Bass at June 21, 2026 11:57 PM (oq9dX)

207 raimondo has been huffing his own farts again...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2026 11:58 PM (1z8ji)

208 199 "Fire insurance... yeah, extra insurance... because the reservoirs are dry!" - current owner

Posted by: RandomDave
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I live more than a thousand miles from CA. I buy water bottled from CA. It is the least expensive bottled water of all the grocery stores in town.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 21, 2026 11:58 PM (iLKq8)

209 But Mayor Bass would approve a frog pond in your front yard.
Posted by: Frog People for Bass at June 21, 2026 11:57 PM (oq9dX)

LOL. Do a deep fake video of Karen Bass eyeballing a big fly that lights on an object near her. Suddenly, her huge tongue darts out, snaffles the fly, and returns to her maw. She chews contentedly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2026 12:00 AM (1z8ji)

210 @207 when you can't defend taco's dump you call names. Pathetic.

Posted by: raimondo at June 22, 2026 12:01 AM (GvOiG)

211 I live more than a thousand miles from CA. I buy water bottled from CA. It is the least expensive bottled water of all the grocery stores in town.

Posted by: Braenyard

I drink water out of the tap.

Good enough for me.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 22, 2026 12:02 AM (A5RD0)

212 when you can't defend taco's dump you call names. Pathetic.
Posted by: raimondo at June 22, 2026 12:01 AM (GvOiG)

You need to learn reading comprehension. I called you no names, just suggested that you have been getting high on your own supply.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2026 12:03 AM (1z8ji)

213 Was there an update about Grammie Winger or The Rev that I missed?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 22, 2026 12:09 AM (qx7Zg)

214 A thousand miles:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzMcjKKidMo

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 22, 2026 12:11 AM (iLKq8)

215 that I missed?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Saturday morning.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 22, 2026 12:11 AM (iLKq8)

216
Elvis Salvador! Do we know him?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Is he related to Carmen San Diego?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2026 12:12 AM (Cqx++)

217 New Balance used to make great sneakers.

Used to

Now its crap just like all the other brands.

$$$ and still feels worse then the worn out ones in the back of your closet.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2026 12:16 AM (sKqQm)

218 Hey Horde, Happy Father's Day!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 22, 2026 12:19 AM (0nHVk)

219 Late posting this, but I always do on Father's Day. So,here 'tis. Chet Atkins. Very poignant.

http://tiny.cc/o3g5101

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2026 12:19 AM (XeU6L)

220 I just realized that I haven't smoked my (tobacco) pipe today. What's the point of having a bad habit if you don't indulge it?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 22, 2026 12:23 AM (bhZyo)

221 Elvis Salvador! Do we know him?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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I think I saw him at the ER. Fat guy with chrome shades complaining of constipation.

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2026 12:24 AM (oq9dX)

222 Hey, Debby Doberman Schultz, good to see you here, happy daze.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 22, 2026 12:24 AM (iLKq8)

223 Evenin’, All. Maybe I’ve said that before on this thread.

Anyway, Hi.

Posted by: Bulg at June 22, 2026 12:26 AM (77rzZ)

224 What's the point of having a bad habit if you don't indulge it?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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You live longer and healthier?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 22, 2026 12:26 AM (iLKq8)

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