Hark! The Herald Angels Sing! Glory To The ONT!

Welcome to the Friday ONT! You guys are a real enough world for me.

Fido and feline Friday: Hey baby

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Ketchup burger?

Heavenly sandwich

Ta dah!

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Kollege

Moo

America the beautiful

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There's a thing going on on social media that's fantastic. Foreign fans here for the World Cup are posting all about how great this county is, great food, friendly people, lovely vistas, and it's just the most wholesome thing in the world.

Golden calf

Time keeps on slippin'

Playing chicken

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New idea for my will

Today's insanity

Blast from the past

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The left

Perry the platypus?

Red 9

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When Leafs get uppity

Call me Moon Moon

Japan is building up their military

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They ain't lion

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by dragons:

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1 Time Machine at work!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2026 09:58 PM (ZVgZ4)

2 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at June 19, 2026 09:58 PM (+9wcF)

3 Goodnight everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2026 09:59 PM (Ia/+0)

4 Was watching another depressing movie., have to find happier ones

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2026 09:59 PM (Ia/+0)

5 Sorry I'm late, I had to patch the doghouse, it was riddled with bullet holes.

Again.

CURSE YOU, RED BARON!

Posted by: tankdemon at June 19, 2026 09:59 PM (LrJiL)

6 Wow! My first first!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2026 09:59 PM (ZVgZ4)

7 And I looked, and behold! A rider on a pale horse. Or was it a giraffe on the ONT? I may need glasses

Posted by: mindful webworker - Jose, can you si? at June 19, 2026 10:00 PM (9bb3y)

8 You're welcome.

Posted by: Cameron Burgess at June 19, 2026 10:03 PM (gKWVE)

9 Don’t do martial arts without your glasses. And don’t fight with your glasses on!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2026 10:03 PM (ZVgZ4)

10 New idea for my will

You can't just bypass hundreds of years of lichdom and go straight to demilichdom.

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov)

11 I think the wolf meme is a reflection of me.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 10:04 PM (OoFl2)

12 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 19, 2026 10:06 PM (SRRAx)

13 Sorry I'm late, I had to patch the doghouse, it was riddled with bullet holes.

Again.

CURSE YOU, RED BARON!
Posted by: tankdemon at June 19, 2026 09:59 PM (LrJiL)

At least you didn't meet an angry dragon, and watch it fall in flames and ash while your parachute burned.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 19, 2026 10:06 PM (qx7Zg)

14 I think most of my problems could be solved if I had a dragon.

Except attracting girls.

Well.....no, that's definitely out.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 19, 2026 10:07 PM (jGGMD)

15 Yo!

Posted by: RandomDave at June 19, 2026 10:07 PM (aJQbY)

16 .303 / 7.70×56
.308 / 7.62×51

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2026 10:07 PM (VPNgR)

17
Both of the wolves are whores?

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 10:08 PM (/QHx4)

18 I've seen video clips before of idiots stating that "Jesus was trans because Mary couldn't give birth to a male without a father," before. If that's the case, Iwonder how they explain the need for Jesus to get circumcised.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 19, 2026 10:09 PM (LrJiL)

19 >>There's a thing going on on social media that's fantastic. Foreign fans here for the World Cup are posting all about how great this county is, great food, friendly people, lovely vistas, and it's just the most wholesome thing in the world.

I completely agree.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2026 10:09 PM (viF8m)

20 No one top twenty reads any content.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 19, 2026 10:11 PM (sl73Y)

21 What the...Oh, this is Friday, I see.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2026 10:11 PM (VPNgR)

22 Japan is building up their military

I think I've seen some of those scenes in Godzilla movies.

Thank you WD!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 19, 2026 10:11 PM (B0dAE)

23 Iwonder how they explain the need for [XX] Jesus to get circumcised.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 19, 2026 10:09 PM (LrJiL)

Oh! Ask us!

Posted by: the muslims at June 19, 2026 10:11 PM (gKWVE)

24 I accidently watched a bit of ABC news today.

Holy smokes is it garbage. Juvenile, shallow and as non-informative as it could be.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2026 10:12 PM (ItpVy)

25 17
Both of the wolves are whores?
Posted by: four seasons

Whoa. That came out of left field. Not ok.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 19, 2026 10:12 PM (21WNI)

26 >>There's a thing going on on social media that's fantastic. Foreign fans here for the World Cup are posting all about how great this county is, great food, friendly people, lovely vistas, and it's just the most wholesome thing in the world.

I completely agree.
Posted by: JackStraw

The last guy was going gaga over Chipotle.

How bad are the restaurants in the rest of the world?

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)

27 17
Both of the wolves are whores?

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 10:08 PM (/QHx4)

Where did I put that 20 dollar bill?

Posted by: tankdemon at June 19, 2026 10:13 PM (LrJiL)

28 That ketchup nothing-burger reminds me of the "none pizza with left beef" from... has it been almost two decades already?

Posted by: Another Anon at June 19, 2026 10:14 PM (4h45B)

29 Time keeps on slippin'

Japan is building up their military

While I was not born when the Nips got frisky, I read a lot of comic books in which they were definitely the bad guys.

I'm awfully glad they're on our side this time.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2026 10:14 PM (Riz8t)

30
Foreign fans here for the World Cup are posting all about how great this county is, great food, friendly people, lovely vistas, and it's just the most wholesome thing in the world.

____________

And their MSM and ours are saying, "Who are you going to believe, us or your lying eyes and taste buds?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 10:14 PM (O0L8i)

31
Time Machine at work!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Does it go to 802701?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2026 10:14 PM (Cqx++)

32 There's a thing going on on social media that's fantastic. Foreign fans here for the World Cup are posting all about how great this county is, great food, friendly people, lovely vistas, and it's just the most wholesome thing in the world.

I completely agree.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2026 10:09 PM (viF8m)

I was informed that it was all fakey fake clickbait, or something.

I choose to ignore them. There is something happening. A lot of the folks coming here for the World Cup have lived their entire lives learning that America was horrible. And they are not the old money rich folks on some kind of beer and wine safari. They are regular folks who flew over coach to see their teams.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I'm not weird, your face is weird! at June 19, 2026 10:14 PM (0aYVJ)

33 If that's the case, Iwonder how they explain the need for Jesus to get circumcised.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 19, 2026 10:09 PM (LrJiL)
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Requesting thought, critical thinking and logic at the same time is a bit much for these people.
_when synapses collide

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2026 10:14 PM (VPNgR)

34 I realize this is not the point of the chicken meme, which I watched several times and enjoyed.

Mostly because it is how I feel right now but without that much drama.

How did the chicken get into the room with the balloon on her head and then pop it?

My day: my dude had a peridontist mess with him for a gum graft. Apparently braces in the past can cause receeding gums for his front lower teeth (otherwise perfect with one cavity in his entire life). I hate dental work like this, and wisdom teeth were enough for my sons.

His graft site (roof of mouth) bled like a gunshot wound for 30min. I had to peer in there with a flashlight and discuss this grossness with their office. A suture has maybe popped and I told him he could not remove it. He can't spit, either, and I am thinking if you do not like blood you would not have enjoyed our event.

I am a nurse and did not enjoy it but it FINALLY quit bleeding with pressure/gauze, wet teabag, and ice on his cheek.

All was well til he tried to take a nap (head elevated) and then texted me he was bleeding a lot.

I do hope this is not how my night is going to be.

The bad pain from graft starts in 3 days.

I may take drugs soon, too.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 19, 2026 10:15 PM (hzuYO)

35 No one top twenty reads any content.
Posted by: From about That Time

Hey, I was top-ten with a comment about the Content.

And "first" on the lawyer thread, with a comment about the Content. And a sock change.

Of course, that way of thinking means I've been "first" maybe 6 or 8 times, ever.....

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)

36 I think the wolf meme is a reflection of me.

Two wolf moon moon.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2026 10:16 PM (Riz8t)

37 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 19, 2026 10:17 PM (WBro8)

38 Heh....South Park photo at the top. The character's name is Jenkins (after Leeeee Roooooyyyyy Jennnnnnkins...which was staged, btw). And the character is based on a real live person who used to be a developer at that company before it became Blizzard. His name is Joeyray Hall....and he really looks like that.

Posted by: Orson at June 19, 2026 10:18 PM (dIske)

39 36 I think the wolf meme is a reflection of me.

Two wolf moon moon.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2026

I feel like this could be the start of a song.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 10:19 PM (OoFl2)

40 Past and Future:

Bring payphones back. But they're giant touchscreens made to look like iPhones. And the audio is always set to speakers, so everyone else hears your conversation (just like regular iPhone users in public). Camera, however, stays disabled. No need to share THAT much about your babydaddy chillax'n at your home.

Posted by: Another Anon at June 19, 2026 10:19 PM (4h45B)

41 Mississippi residents are richer, on average, than UK citizens. Does that help explain the restaurant discrepancy?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2026 10:19 PM (ZVgZ4)

42 Both of the wolves are whores?
Posted by: four seasons

I think you call them "bitches" when they're canines.

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2026 10:19 PM (VHUov)

43 36 I think the wolf meme is a reflection of me.

Two wolf moon moon.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2026 10:16 PM (Riz8t)

++++++++++

M-O-O-N spells moon.

Posted by: Tom Cullen at June 19, 2026 10:20 PM (dIske)

44
I am very old school.

You don't live together to try it out.

Flame me i don't give a shit

.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 10:20 PM (/QHx4)

45 I think most of my problems could be solved if I had a dragon.

Except attracting girls.
Posted by: Dr. T

Would your choice on Friends have been Phoebe, over Rachel or Monica? Then it could work.

"Yeah, this is my baby dragon. I've got a baby unicorn in the van over there....."

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)

46 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 19, 2026 10:22 PM (G3T/K)

47
Mississippi residents are richer, on average, than UK citizens.

___________

Take Greater London out of the calculations and it's even more glaring.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 10:22 PM (O0L8i)

48 22 Japan is building up their military
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and their neighbors. Gave some boats to the Philippines, sold some naval high tech to India along with personal assistance also new, never before internal legislation OK'ing sharing home made sekret tech with neighbors. Included in alliance is Taiwan, Viet Nam Thighland, and other South China Sea friends.
Xi has more than Trump to worry about.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2026 10:23 PM (VPNgR)

49 Speaking of restaurant mix-ups, years ago, our group of friends played on a co-ed softball team. We would always go for pizza afterwards.

One time, there were a lot of extra people who went to the pizza place, so in order to make sure that the staff wouldn't get too confused, the person who ordered for us got an order form and dutifully proceeded to order separate pizzas. Made a "list" of it with 1), 2), 3), etc. I think we had 6 or 7 pizzas ordered that evening.

About 30 minutes later, the owner came to us rather sheepishly and asked if any if us would like to buy the "extra" pizzas for $5 apiece.

Turns out one of the new employees misunderstood and thought we wanted 1 of this pizza, 2 of the next pizza, 3 of the following pizza, etc.

We still laugh about that all these years later 😂😂😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 19, 2026 10:23 PM (SRRAx)

50 There Moon

Posted by: Eyegore at June 19, 2026 10:23 PM (Cqx++)

51 >>The last guy was going gaga over Chipotle.

>>How bad are the restaurants in the rest of the world?

The everyday stuff that most of us eat are ok. But nowhere has the kind of variety and abundance we do here. And even when they try to copy a hamburger most places do not succeed. Their overall experience is just not close. And most of us are pretty friendly and good people. And trust me, even when some of us get real barbecue we get a little misty, imagine how bad UK barbecue is.

The average American lives really well compared to the rest of the world. There's a reason so many try to break in here and so few want to leave.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2026 10:24 PM (viF8m)

52
It is Ace. . Aren't we allowed to express our opinions here?

Oh no, I might have offended someone here.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 10:25 PM (/QHx4)

53 Japan is building up their military

I think I've seen some of those scenes in Godzilla movies.

Thank you WD!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 19, 2026 10:11 PM (B0dAE)

Sort of looks like an AI production, putting Japanese insignia an American soldiers and weapons?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2026 10:26 PM (1z8ji)

54 Bad taxidermy is FUN taxidermy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2026 10:26 PM (6/7Fs)

55 I see Scogg has arrived. Nobody cares.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2026 10:27 PM (Riz8t)

56 One time, there were a lot of extra people who went to the pizza place, so in order to make sure that the staff wouldn't get too confused, the person who ordered for us got an order form and dutifully proceeded to order separate pizzas. Made a "list" of it with 1), 2), 3), etc. I think we had 6 or 7 pizzas ordered that evening.

About 30 minutes later, the owner came to us rather sheepishly and asked if any if us would like to buy the "extra" pizzas for $5 apiece.

Turns out one of the new employees misunderstood and thought we wanted 1 of this pizza, 2 of the next pizza, 3 of the following pizza, etc.

We still laugh about that all these years later 😂😂😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

.....and to this day, the owner gets pissed when he hears "The Twelve Days Of Christmas."

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)

57 I just got a 4th of July party invitation from a former classmate. Possibly the most liberal person I know.

I figure my husband and I, if he survives this weekend's fun of dental recovery, and I would be the only conservatives there. Far outnumbered, big time. I think not!

I'm going to RSVP thank you but we have plans (to stay home possibly, but I cannot deal with Trump haters in one large group on our country's 250th birthday).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 19, 2026 10:27 PM (hzuYO)

58
Of course, that way of thinking means I've been "first" maybe 6 or 8 times, ever.....

Posted by: mikesk
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Bragging about your fast computer, eh?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2026 10:27 PM (VPNgR)

59 Japan is building up their military
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Need more Gundam

Posted by: Methos at June 19, 2026 10:28 PM (vSvIl)

60 Damn that broomhandle mauser looks fun.

The blue diamond eye skull thing....man I sooo want that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 19, 2026 10:28 PM (snZF9)

61 Alvin York hailed from the Three Forks of the Wolf (River).

Posted by: mrp at June 19, 2026 10:28 PM (rj6Yv)

62 >>>And they are not the old money rich folks on some kind of beer and wine safari. They are regular folks who flew over coach to see their teams.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,
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Evangelical America, I hope this helps them back home.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2026 10:30 PM (VPNgR)

63

A lot what is wrong in our country is the lack of commitment.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 10:30 PM (/QHx4)

64 59 Japan is building up their military
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Need more Gundam

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We lost the Philippines last time this happened.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2026 10:30 PM (6/7Fs)

65 I am very old school.
You don't live together to try it out.
Flame me i don't give a shit
Posted by: four seasons
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I've done the "living in sin" thing before. But didn't want to do it again after BF passed away.

Now-hubby invited me to move in, but I said no. I had a job & house, all settled in. He wanted to know why not...Because I don't want to *play house*

About a month after we married, I asked boss for a week off-- for moving. He was concerned: "Already?! But you just got married!"

Uh, yeah dude... it's time to move IN.

Posted by: JQ at June 19, 2026 10:32 PM (rdVOm)

66 44 I am very old school.
You don't live together to try it out.
Flame me i don't give a shit

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 10:20 PM (/QHx4)

We lived together for a while before getting married because we were paying our own way through college, and both families thought we were too young to get married.

The difference was that we KNEW we wanted to get married - we weren't doing a trial run.

We celebrate 46 years of wedded bliss in August. 💕💕💕💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 19, 2026 10:32 PM (SRRAx)

67 59 Japan is building up their military
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Need more Gundam

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We lost the Philippines last time this happened.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2026 10:30 PM (6/7Fs)
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Japan kicked their defense spending into high gear after the Norks launched IRBMs over the Home Islands back in the 90s.

Posted by: mrp at June 19, 2026 10:32 PM (rj6Yv)

68 No one top twenty reads any content.
Posted by: From about That Time at June 19, 2026 10:11 PM (sl73Y)

Absolutely! You’d miss the top 10 or worse if you did. But you can go back and read at leisure after first posting, and I do.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2026 10:32 PM (ZVgZ4)

69 I'm going to RSVP thank you but we have plans (to stay home possibly, but I cannot deal with Trump haters in one large group on our country's 250th birthday).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 19, 2026 10:27 PM (hzuYO)

yeah uh...sorry I can't make it. I got ball surgery with a rusty soup can lid scheduled that day and I don't want to miss that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 19, 2026 10:32 PM (snZF9)

70 Evening all,

Hope all are doing well.

Posted by: Joyenz at June 19, 2026 10:33 PM (2F0/Y)

71 I see Scogg has arrived. Nobody cares.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2026 10:27 PM (Riz8t)

?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2026 10:33 PM (1z8ji)

72 Requesting thought, critical thinking and logic at the same time is a bit much for these people.
Posted by: Braenyard

They do have a rudimentary sort of cunning, as shown by the "The Left" meme up there.

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2026 10:34 PM (VHUov)

73 4 Was watching another depressing movie., have to find happier ones

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2026 09:59 PM (Ia/+0)

Look up the Amelia "Deport Deport now" song or any of the world cup tourist videos. They will put a smile on your face. Also, watch the chicken balloon video over a few times.

Posted by: moki at June 19, 2026 10:34 PM (wLjpr)

74 four seasons
Please stop.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 19, 2026 10:34 PM (A5RD0)

75 Might have to send some B-29s to Tinian.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2026 10:35 PM (Cqx++)

76 Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2026 10:24 PM (viF8m)

___________________

I hate to admit it, but tipping is a factor in the US. Not so much fast food, but any restaurant above and beyond. I spent quite a bit of time traveling, and the US is pretty much the only place that encourages tips in restaurants. You are the patron. The waiter and the chef try to be patronizing. So they, for the most part, will go that extra step in food quality and service. Europeans are mystified by these perks.

In the rest of the world it's a different atmosphere altogether. In a lot of restaurants (especially in France) they act like they're doing you a favor by allowing you to eat there. I'm not talking about the high end Michelin star restaurants. I'm talking about cafes and mid-level. They put as much effort into their entres as well....CBD may disagree, but I walked out of more than one restaurant in Europe, including one in Belgium that had a tomato worm in the salad bigger than my finger.

Posted by: Orson at June 19, 2026 10:36 PM (dIske)

77 that c-96 does not look like a standard full-auto. It seems to lack the happy-fun switch on the left hand side.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2026 10:36 PM (rbvCR)

78 All was well til he tried to take a nap (head elevated) and then texted me he was bleeding a lot.

I do hope this is not how my night is going to be.

The bad pain from graft starts in 3 days.

I may take drugs soon, too.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 19, 2026 10:15 PM (hzuYO)

I seriously hope he isn't on blood thinners, for both your sakes.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 19, 2026 10:37 PM (qx7Zg)

79 I am very old school.
You don't live together to try it out.
Flame me i don't give a shit

Posted by: four seasons

I agree. If you go into it with a 'trying it out' mentality, you'll always be straddling the fence, never jumping in the deep end, to mix metaphors. Commit mentally, emotionally, and if possible ceremonially, before you commit physically, and it will all go smoother.

I say this as an engaged-until-we-can-marry-no-matter-the-obstacles guy

Posted by: RandomDave at June 19, 2026 10:37 PM (aJQbY)

80 Oh, murky mirthfulness, WeirdDave. This was one heckuva Friday ONT.

Furriners feasting America had me grinning like crazy.

Dogs getting startled had me roaring with laughter; the table getting upended was the icing on the cake.

The D&D video: never played D&D, but this is exactly how I always presumed it would be.

Japan building up? I've said it before, I'll say it again, Japan is getting militant. Germany wants to have the biggest military force in Europe. Meloni better start getting the trains to run on time, IYKWIMAITTYD.

About the moo cows, though, from a ranch-dwelling Okie, let me advise you, the cowboys can tell you all those bent-up tailgates and bashed-in sides on their pick'm'ups aren't from traffic accidents, they're from the cattle just crowding around thinking they're going to be fed. They can crush you just by accident.

Mamas with calves are nothing to be trifled with.

And then there's the bulls.

Speaking of: Daughter in high schoolbrought some city boys out here once, and seeing the herd of angus in the field, they asked, "Do you milk those cows?" Sure, I said, go out and milk that big one with just one udder. Living in cattle country and that dumb. Sheesh!🤠

Posted by: mindful webworker - bow wow moo hic at June 19, 2026 10:39 PM (9bb3y)

81 that c-96 does not look like a standard full-auto. It seems to lack the happy-fun switch on the left hand side.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2026 10:36 PM (rbvCR)

I did not know that any C96 was full-auto. Full auto on any weapon that can only load 8 or 9 rounds is damned stupid. Hit one attacker, miss the rest, then use the gun as a club when the remaining attackers swarm you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2026 10:39 PM (1z8ji)

82 My (36F) husband (41M) has some disturbing requests for after he's passed away.

Stupid linear brain. I read this as "My thirty-six-year-old female husband....." and my brain didn't stop to reorder it until the (41M) part didn't fit into the sentence.

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2026 10:40 PM (VHUov)

83 Don't get the Lion CVS gum .

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2026 10:41 PM (KC5Lt)

84 that c-96 does not look like a standard full-auto. It seems to lack the happy-fun switch on the left hand side.
Posted by: Kindltot

I did not know that any C96 was full-auto. Full auto on any weapon that can only load 8 or 9 rounds is damned stupid. Hit one attacker, miss the rest, then use the gun as a club when the remaining attackers swarm you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I think you'd get swarmed while you were assembling and loading your CCW jigsaw puzzle.

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2026 10:42 PM (VHUov)

85 New idea for my will

OMG. You can DO THAT?!

Posted by: GWB at June 19, 2026 10:42 PM (kU0PQ)

86 Don't get the Lion CVS gum .
Posted by: polynikes

Internet Meme that the minimum length of a CVS receipt is seven yards.

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2026 10:42 PM (VHUov)

87 I think living together to try it out when you’re 20 is different than when you’re 50.

At 50. You’re not being a whore. Or a tramp. Youre not going to be a baby mama on the dole.

Don’t be a judgemental bitch.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 19, 2026 10:43 PM (LdAYY)

88 We lived together for a while before getting married because we were paying our own way through college, and both families thought we were too young to get married.

The difference was that we KNEW we wanted to get married - we weren't doing a trial run.

We celebrate 46 years of wedded bliss in August. 💕💕💕💕
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 19, 2026 10:32 PM (SRRAx)

I’m glad you kids are no longer living in sin.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2026 10:43 PM (ZVgZ4)

89 *COB HAT ON*.

Four seasons, enough. You can keep your lily white legs together or your teeny little dick dry all you want, but you don't get to lecture other people about what they do, Enough. It ends NOW

Posted by: Weirddave at June 19, 2026 10:44 PM (df/te)

90 80 Speaking of: Daughter in high schoolbrought some city boys out here once, and seeing the herd of angus in the field, they asked, "Do you milk those cows?" Sure, I said, go out and milk that big one with just one udder. Living in cattle country and that dumb. Sheesh!🤠
Posted by: mindful webworker - bow wow moo hic at June 19, 2026 10:39 PM (9bb3y)

The Wisconsin Democratic Party put out a "Happy Dairy Month" Tweet with a picture of 2 bulls.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 19, 2026 10:45 PM (LrJiL)

91 Need to send the Japanese military vid to Xi just in case he hasn't been paying attention.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2026 10:45 PM (KC5Lt)

92 LOL... Living together has saved me from TWO divorce settlements... and a whole bunch of money over the years.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 19, 2026 10:46 PM (mP0Kj)

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