Armored Sheep Cafe

Norbert the Therapy Dog

Walrus whistles when you stroke it, if you know what I mean.

Feeding the foxes, if you catch my drift.

Massaging the mouse, if you take my meaning.

Alligator holds off his sneeze heroically but you can never stop a sneeze.

Shelter shows off the cute dogs it has and a little girl picks out a good one.

Swan invaders.

Martial artists must wear required prescription glasses at all times. No exceptions!

Now dogs have joined the "Teen Takeover" trend. But this cop isn't going to let that happen.

A dance troop forms the numbers 1 through 9. Number 8 will SHOCK you!!!

London's got Beaver Fever! They've reintroduced wild beavers (the wilder the better) to the London area. Beavers had previously been hunted out of existence on the theory that they're nuisances that cause flooding by erecting dams.

The new theory -- which I'm not endorsing -- is that beaver dams actually, somehow (I'm unclear on how this works) actually reduce destructive flooding by creating some kind of reservoir area that absorbs a lot of flood overflow.

Is that true? I would not even presume to offer a guess. But beavers, especially a big chonky mama beaver weighing over 120 pounds, are now a spectacle in London, with gawkers collecting on Beaver Viewing Pavilions to watch them chomp wood.

A dog dumped by her former owner is happy and beloved now.

Some practical considerations concerning adopting a zebra.

Everyone appreciates a little show of affection.

Fed up with wolves attacking his sheep, a farmer crafted spiked armor to let them graze safely and peacefully. pic.twitter.com/QJ5rcxJ00Z
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) June 17, 2026

He lost the race but won the show.

Enjoying the process and pursuing the result are different experiences. pic.twitter.com/WUMwgJa0er
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) June 16, 2026

Newest firefighter reporting for duty. 😂 pic.twitter.com/3sq8BRNBLT
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) June 15, 2026

You might have already seen dancing cockatoos.

This cockatoo, Audrey, became depressed after her owner died. She plucked herself near-clean of feathers in her sadness. But a couple adopted her and her depression lifted and she's grown most of her feathers back.

And she's now a happy girl who enjoys dancing with her new dad.

Skip to 1:40 (100 seconds) for the dancing, or just watch the whole thing.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM

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1

Cute doggie.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 07:32 PM (/QHx4)

2 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 19, 2026 07:32 PM (RWslB)

3 Disregard last post. I can't verify.

Can verity this one, though.

Cellphone video taken Wednesday evening at a Target store in Simi Valley shows a man randomly attacking a woman while she was shopping, and then the good Samaritans who jumped in to help her and stop the man.

Police ultimately arrived at the store, arresting the suspect, Rejean Tabor, who they say had been released from custody two days before after being arrested in March for indecent exposure and assaulting an officer.

Tabor entered the store around 6 p.m., and cellphone video shows a woman rushing to help the woman being attacked – but she was quickly thrown off by the attacker. "He was choking her, she was almost dead, I don't know that guy!" the woman said in the video:

https://tinyurl.com/3yza4yt3

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2026 07:32 PM (mYCqF)

4 "gawkers collecting on Beaver Viewing Pavilions to watch them chomp wood."

That sounds dirty.

Posted by: Guy who thinks everything sounds dirty at June 19, 2026 07:33 PM (vFG9F)

5 Good evening everyone
Isn't he cute

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2026 07:33 PM (Ia/+0)

6 BEAVER! BEAVER! BEAVER!

The national animal of Canada.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 19, 2026 07:33 PM (Sco7b)

7 "reintroduced wild beavers"

We had to do that in Illinois back around 1900. Same with deer. They are now thriving.

Posted by: gp at June 19, 2026 07:34 PM (Jr5Lq)

8 I could have been first but I was dancing with my cockatoo.

Posted by: Billy Idull at June 19, 2026 07:34 PM (vFG9F)

9 Feeding the foxes

Bluebell the Hen has a sad.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2026 07:34 PM (R+iUD)

10

I understand a lot of people like cats. If I wasn't allergic I would have cats.

Me, I am dog crazy.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 07:35 PM (/QHx4)

11 100% for the second week in a row! Praise be!!!

Thank you, Ace!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2026 07:35 PM (0sNs1)

12 I did not have sheep donning battlerager armor on my bingo card this year.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2026 07:35 PM (gnNyN)

13 >>>A dance troop forms the numbers 1 through 9. Number 8 will SHOCK you!!!

Demunged link is here:
https://x.com/TheFigen_/status/2066639874350895558

C'mon ace. How hard is it to spell href? Be better!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2026 07:35 PM (syz1S)

14 >>Is that true?

No, it's not true. Beavers used to build a damn on a stream on the back of my parents place. And we would go out and tear it out.

If we didn't the water overflowed the stream and flooded the yard.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2026 07:36 PM (viF8m)

15 London's got Beaver Fever! They've reintroduced wild beavers (the wilder the better) to the London area.

Any big brown ones?

Asking for a band.

Posted by: Winona at June 19, 2026 07:36 PM (0sNs1)

16 Kids should have dogs

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2026 07:37 PM (Ia/+0)

17 Generic, pro-forma 'awwww'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 19, 2026 07:37 PM (G3T/K)

18 Norbert in the top photo looks a lot like Precious the Bichon, our last dog, a senior rescue. She was missing a lot of her teeth and her tongue did that adorable pop out.

Posted by: JTB at June 19, 2026 07:37 PM (yTvNw)

19 You might have already seen dancing cockatoos.

Oh, way more than two!

What?

Nevermind!

Posted by: Pete "Litella" Bootygig at June 19, 2026 07:38 PM (VHUov)

20 >>> 13 >>>A dance troop forms the numbers 1 through 9. Number 8 will SHOCK you!!!
==
Demunged link is here:
https://x.com/TheFigen_/status/2066639874350895558

C'mon ace. How hard is it to spell href? Be better!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2026 07:35 PM (syz1S)

Do you want him to start leaving open tags again???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2026 07:38 PM (R+iUD)

21 The dance troupe one does not appear to be a link.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 19, 2026 07:38 PM (G3T/K)

22 Shelter shows off the cute dogs it has and a little girl picks out a good one.

You may think this is about a cute dog and a little girl, but it's really about Piper.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1)

23 "beaver dams actually, somehow (I'm unclear on how this works) actually reduce destructive flooding by creating some kind of reservoir area that absorbs a lot of flood overflow"

Temporarily maybe but when there is a big enough flood the dam and pond all get washed away, making the flood worse.

Posted by: Billy Idull at June 19, 2026 07:39 PM (vFG9F)

24 Doggiez!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 19, 2026 07:40 PM (DoBxX)

25 A dance troop forms the numbers 1 through 9. Number 8 will SHOCK you!!!

Good thing the Koreans waste time perfecting stuff like this, so they don't decide to take over the world.

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2026 07:41 PM (VHUov)

26 I could have been first but I was dancing with my cockatoo.
Posted by: Billy Idull

That's a new one.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2026 07:43 PM (mYCqF)

27 Temporarily maybe but when there is a big enough flood the dam and pond all get washed away, making the flood worse.
Posted by: Billy Idull

Beaver spillways are usually inadequate and any flood more than designed for will blow the dam out.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2026 07:43 PM (/lPRQ)

28 Beaver spillways are usually inadequate and any flood more than designed for will blow the dam out.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2026 07:43 PM (/lPRQ)

Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 19, 2026 07:44 PM (G3T/K)

29 "beaver dams actually, somehow (I'm unclear on how this works) actually reduce destructive flooding by creating some kind of reservoir area that absorbs a lot of flood overflow"

Temporarily maybe but when there is a big enough flood the dam and pond all get washed away, making the flood worse.
Posted by: Billy Idull at June 19, 2026 07:39 PM (vFG9F)
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This might be true in rural areas where they are working with streams, but if a beaver dams up a drainage ditch, that's going to cause big problems.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 19, 2026 07:45 PM (ZOv7s)

30 It is hard to watch any British program and not wonder 'WHY ARE YOU WATCHING BEAVERS WHILE LITTLE GIRLS ARE BEING SYSTEMATICALLY RAPED WITH GOVERNMENT APPROVAL?!?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 19, 2026 07:48 PM (G3T/K)

31 Now I want to go see beavers. I asked AI where they are locally. It told me, and it mentioned:

"Beavers are nocturnal (active mostly at night and during dusk or dawn). Visit during the early morning or late evening for the best chances of seeing them swim."

Too early, too late. I don't want to see them that bad, I guess.

Posted by: gp at June 19, 2026 07:49 PM (Jr5Lq)

32 That's an umbrella cockatoo. They are really sweet but do tend to be pluckers. All cockatoos are hard to rehome, as they can make noise at jet engine levels.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 19, 2026 07:51 PM (bkuEU)

33 This evening I want to sit in a birch forest, let me feet chill in a babbling brook and drink my wine.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2026 07:53 PM (afJtY)

34 I guess the poster of the vid didn't like how they did #10.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2026 07:55 PM (GseMx)

35 A cenobite sheep?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2026 07:56 PM (3uBP9)

36 Notsothoreau, you got that right. Been there, done that.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2026 07:57 PM (afJtY)

37 I get video shorts of people rescuing abandoned dogs; they make me cry every time.
God bless those people for doing that. For the people that abandoned the dog? yeah, you'll get yours. The barbed c**k of karma is going to help you celebrate pride for the rest of your hopefully short miserable life.

Posted by: Nelly at June 19, 2026 07:57 PM (6+ehB)

38 What do they call a girl who blocks her male friend from picking up a girl?

A Beaver Dam

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2026 07:58 PM (GseMx)

39 Youd think the sheep would not like it when they turn their head.

But it probably warns off Islamic dudes too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 19, 2026 07:58 PM (G3T/K)

40 Hey Bandit! This is Little Beaver... Put your foot on the floor, we got your backdoor and I'm clear!

Posted by: 1977 Remembers at June 19, 2026 07:59 PM (wVcYX)

41 I've seen armored hot dogs before but not armored sheep.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2026 07:59 PM (Cqx++)

42 Is that firecat AI ?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2026 08:00 PM (Cqx++)

43 There was a beaver pond near the old haunted farmhouse I used to live in. It was an old pond, swampy and reedy along the edges. Once you got past that there was a good sized pool. I got a rubber raft and went across it one time. The dam itself was really long, it stretched maybe 100 feet or so. I didn't see any beavers, but I bet they saw me. It was a little creepy being there. I knowed I wasn't supposed to be.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 08:00 PM (vFG9F)

44 Wouldn't it be easier to get a sheep dog?

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2026 08:00 PM (GseMx)

45
I was shamed into taking a parrot years ago.

He was a bastard. Luckily the owner got resettled somewhere after a few months and wanted his parrot back.

We took great care of the bastard and were thrilled to give the bastard back to him..

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 08:02 PM (/QHx4)

46 When I look at things like those korean band members forming numbers all I think now is yeah that's kind of neat but ai could do that and it would not look any different. I'm not saying that ai is better it's just that there were a lot of silly simple things that seemed amazing to see before ai but afterward it's just silly simple.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2026 08:03 PM (3uBP9)

47 Ben Had!

Miss you, sweet lady. Hope all is well.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 19, 2026 08:03 PM (A5RD0)

48 "they make me cry every time."

Me too. I don't watch those kinds of animal vids anymore.

Posted by: gp at June 19, 2026 08:04 PM (Jr5Lq)

49 Wouldn't it be easier to get a sheep dog?
Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2026 08:00 PM (GseMx)

A team of Andalusian shepherds would do the trick. Widely utilized in the Rocky Mountain West. Big, loyal, smart and will fuck up a wolf. Saw them a lot in the Bighorns in Wyoming and the Flattops in Colorado.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Dave's Not Here! at June 19, 2026 08:04 PM (0aYVJ)

50 I wants too wish Presdent Obama a happy Juneteeth Day.
We loves you and miss yuo..

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at June 19, 2026 08:04 PM (xNKY/)

51 I effing hate computers. Bastards.

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2026 08:04 PM (77rzZ)

52 Can you train a bird to poop in their cage or do you have to lay paper over the entire floor.

And on a side note all birds should be named Larry.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2026 08:04 PM (GseMx)

53 Scot Soccer Fans in Boston Bar:

https://youtube.com/shorts/-WEyhiaCu4c

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 19, 2026 08:05 PM (qx7Zg)

54
gp,

I don't watch them.

Geez I would have hudreds of dogs, lol..

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 08:05 PM (/QHx4)

55 Ben Had, are you going to be at the NoVa MoMe?

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2026 08:05 PM (77rzZ)

56 The macaws were so much nicer. I'm glad the nephew took them in. But they screwed uy lings and I can't see them without worrying about ot happening to someone else

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 19, 2026 08:06 PM (bkuEU)

57 I wants too wish Presdent Obama a happy Juneteeth Day.
We loves you and miss yuo..
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt

Thought you would be celebrating Juneteenth downtown watching the fireworks and drivebys.

Everybody else is.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2026 08:06 PM (/lPRQ)

58 Happy Juneteeth to you to Mary!

Posted by: Pawl at June 19, 2026 08:07 PM (vFG9F)

59 nurse, life on the farm is wonderful and I am well. Can't wait to give you a hug.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2026 08:07 PM (afJtY)

60 Doesn't matter. They throw seeds and food everywhere.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 19, 2026 08:07 PM (bkuEU)

61

polynikes, the one we temporarily adopted was called bastard.

He was. a mean bastard

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 08:08 PM (/QHx4)

62 A pack of dogs can be dangerous.

Posted by: javems at June 19, 2026 08:10 PM (zFsEm)

63 Bulg, sadly not. The livestock keeps me home.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2026 08:10 PM (afJtY)

64 At my former tennis club disguised as a zoo, they had a number of birds in huge individual outdoor cages. They were loud.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2026 08:11 PM (GseMx)

65 Doesn't matter. They throw seeds and food everywhere.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

That's why I named my canary "Onan."

Posted by: zombie Dorothy Parker at June 19, 2026 08:11 PM (VHUov)

66
Bulg,

You could travel to the TEXMO meet. Up.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 08:11 PM (/QHx4)

67 63 I don’t know if I will be there, either. I don’t know if it’s proper to have fun so soon after my sister’s passing.

We’ll see how I feel tomorrow.

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2026 08:13 PM (77rzZ)

68 I had some cockatiels. The male, Buster, never would talk but he would raise the hell out of some chicks. After the female laid he would run them off. He went thru two females and six or so broods. He eventually just up and died at about 25.

They lived in a big round cage I made. A lot of the time they could come and go as they pleased. When I lived in the old farmhouse they spent a lot of time on the screened porch, with the iguana.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 08:14 PM (vFG9F)

69 Don't be shy, pick your favorite Juneteenth day:
National Garfield the Cat Day, , National Dry Martini Day, World Sauntering Day, National Sickle Cell Day, International Day for the *Elimination of Sexual Violence in Conflict, National Eat an Oreo Day, National Flip Flop Day - June 19, 2026 (Third Friday in June), National FreeBSD Day, National Pets in Film Day, National Watch Day, Take Back the Lunch Break Day - June 19, 2026 (Third Friday in June), Ugliest Dog Day - June 19, 2026 (Third Friday in June), Work at Home Father's Day - June 19, 2026 (The Friday before Father's Day),

*note: sexual violence is OK as long as it's not in conflict

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2026 08:15 PM (VPNgR)

70 Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2026 08:13 PM (77rzZ)

Do you think your sister would mind?

I think it's probably possible to grieve a loved one while still enjoying the company of people who like and appreciate you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2026 08:16 PM (AphQx)

71 It's National June 19th Day!

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 08:16 PM (vFG9F)

72 I would get therapy if that could be my therapist!

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 08:16 PM (OoFl2)

73 *note: sexual violence is OK as long as it's not in conflict
Posted by: Braenyard

Don't be greedy,
Pick ONE

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2026 08:17 PM (/lPRQ)

74 The only bird I really liked was a red tail hawk that I rehabbed. That was a majestic bird.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2026 08:19 PM (afJtY)

75 70, Fen, I’ll see how I feel about it tomorrow. I just can’t say right now.

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2026 08:19 PM (77rzZ)

76

Bulg,

Your sister would want you to .enjoy life.

Go for it big boy.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 08:19 PM (/QHx4)

77 "Fed up with wolves attacking his sheep, a farmer crafted spiked armor to let them graze safely and peacefully."

That's just nuts. A damage shield only works for tanks. Sheep aren't tanks. They're backstabbers, moving around silently in wool armor until bam! a charge sneak attack for triple damage. Give the sheep a spiked helmet. Like one of those kraut pickle bucket hats.

What planet is this guy on?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 19, 2026 08:20 PM (w/O5Q)

78 Special Graduation Surprise.

https://youtube.com/shorts/WnF4cNaCIjs

It's a little dusty in here.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 19, 2026 08:21 PM (qx7Zg)

79 But I would love to see Hordelings tomorrow.

My sister went from being a commie in college to being a Trump supporter when she passed.

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2026 08:22 PM (77rzZ)

80 a pickelhaube would top off that armor nicely.
also a gorget to protect the throat.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 19, 2026 08:23 PM (VyBeY)

81 Norbert is the best!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 19, 2026 08:24 PM (VyBeY)

82 It seems kind of ridiculous to celebrate the day
the news of the Emancipation Proclamation reached Texas while we don't have a day to celebrate the actual Emancipation Proclamation was signed. For that matter we got rid of Abraham Lincoln's birthday and rolled he and Washington's Birthday into one day. And no, I am not trying to start a debate about he War Between the States again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2026 08:24 PM (j3j1r)

83 I don’t know if I will be there, either. I don’t know if it’s proper to have fun so soon after my sister’s passing.

We’ll see how I feel tomorrow.
Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2026 08:13 PM (77rzZ)
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Take your time. No need to rush things.

At the same time, life goes on. I don't think our loved ones who have died would begrudge us enjoying fun and fellowship.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 19, 2026 08:25 PM (ZOv7s)

84 Willowed:

"Birds attracted to Obama mausoleum lettering are beginning to roost there and shit all over the building.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others "

Even I could see that would happen and I ain't no fancy smancy expert arkitech. Now they have to kill all the birds.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 08:25 PM (vFG9F)

85 Our flock of monk parakeets is up to 8 now. Strange to see green birds a amongst the pigeons and robins

Posted by: Accomack at June 19, 2026 08:25 PM (T8bqm)

86 I had mentioned earlier this year that I wanted to get my cowboy boots refinished/refurnished pretty much rebuilt but I couldn't find anyone local. I wore these back in high school circa 1980s. They were in real rough shape. Well, I found some online outfit in Texas and I sent them there. That was About May 1st. Well they are finished, a month and a half and a shocking amount of money later. They're being shipped back. I hope they are pretty awesome. I'll let y'all know when I get them.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2026 08:26 PM (3uBP9)

87 I guess the Congress needed another three day weekend

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2026 08:26 PM (j3j1r)

88 We be having a Non birthing persons and gay pride celebration this weekends. Pleese come join us and where yoor brest We hate trump shirt.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at June 19, 2026 08:27 PM (xNKY/)

89 Brasil v. Haiti, FIFA fans!

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 08:27 PM (OoFl2)

90 Shouldn't Monk Parakeets be wearing brown robes?

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2026 08:27 PM (Ia/+0)

91 Possible scenario. The wolf grabs the ewe by the leg and drops it, underbelly is exposed and the wolf tears open the stomach.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2026 08:27 PM (afJtY)

92
"Birds attracted to Obama mausoleum lettering are beginning to roost there and shit all over the building.

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I salute the birds for doing what all of us dream of doing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2026 08:28 PM (u/oMr)

93
Bulg,

It is devastating to lose a sibling. A lot of us of here have experienced that loss.
I lost a brother when we were in ,our 30's.

He was full of life and wanted us to continue to enjoy life.

You aren't disrespecting your sister by continuing a good life.

She would want that for you.

Go for it big boy!

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 08:28 PM (/QHx4)

94 Juneteenth was a fun, local holiday in the best American tradition. It was completely organic, the outgrowth of people remembering how wonderful it was to get the news that they were no longer slaves.

It does not translate to anywhere else. From the moment Michigan was organized into the Northwest Territories it was free soil. It is meaningless to most of the country.

The true agenda is seen in the neo-Marxist flag and the language used - to create a "new" independence day to replace the real one and completely discredit the Founding.

I'm enjoying all my liberal neighbors wondering why there is no mail or trash pickup today.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 19, 2026 08:29 PM (ZOv7s)

95 The wolves will just develop armor piercing rounds and then it's an arms race.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2026 08:29 PM (3uBP9)

96 90 Shouldn't Monk Parakeets be wearing brown robes?

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Only if Fryer Chickens wear white robes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2026 08:29 PM (u/oMr)

97 83. Thank you, AHL.

I think that I’ll probably put in an appearance tomorrow just to say hello to everyone, but I don’t know how long it will last. Like I said, we’ll see.

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2026 08:29 PM (77rzZ)

98 Even I could see that would happen and I ain't no fancy smancy expert arkitech. Now they have to kill all the birds.
Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 08:25 PM (vFG9F)

Or they can fix the lettering where it would not attract the birds to roost.

I recently had to place a covering over the top of my front door where a pair of swallows were attempting to roost. I didn't notice until they started to build their mud nest because I go into my house through the garage.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2026 08:31 PM (GseMx)

99
Ah, there's good news tonight. The Diocese of Arlington (VA) has announced that the Priestly Fraternity of St. Peter has been granted a chaplaincy to provide the Traditional Latin Mass in the diocese.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 08:31 PM (O0L8i)

100 My mom passed away yesterday. Her final days were not easy, so I'm choosing to think of her in heaven with her brothers and sisters. I will always miss her.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at June 19, 2026 08:31 PM (hPk6V)

101 Thank you all for your advice and your good wishes.

I am tearing up as I read them.

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2026 08:32 PM (77rzZ)

102 OT- Prayer request. I would to ask prayers for my friend, C. She is a very nice, caring and intelligent addictions counselor. She is also an only child and her father is dying. Her mother is still alive, but they are obviously incredibly distraught by all this, I personally feel she's needs her father permission to "let go and go to God" . Sometimes the dying need to hear this from their family.

Anyway, thanks for the prayers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2026 08:32 PM (O14q3)

103 "Or they can fix the lettering where it would not attract the birds to roost."

They can put spikes up there but why should they have to? Just have the laser banks blast any incoming birds.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2026 08:33 PM (vFG9F)

104 "Birds attracted to Obama mausoleum lettering are beginning to roost there and shit all over the building.

--------

I salute the birds for doing what all of us dream of doing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2026 08:28 PM (u/oMr)

If we could only train them to attack like an A-10.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 19, 2026 08:33 PM (snZF9)

105 Posted by: Beltway Elite at June 19, 2026 08:31 PM (hPk6V)

Condolences to you and your family. Went through this myself in 2022.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2026 08:33 PM (GseMx)

106 100 Beltway Elite, I am so sorry. May her memory be a blessing to you.

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2026 08:33 PM (77rzZ)

107 Condolences, Beltway.

Bulg, you should go.
Your sister would not begrudge you the chance to fellowship with likeminded individuals that you've come to know and care about.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 19, 2026 08:33 PM (Rln0i)

108 Posted by: Beltway Elite at June 19, 2026 08:31 PM

I'm so sorry. May God comfort and be with you and all who loved your mom.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2026 08:34 PM (O14q3)

109 So sorry for your loss, Beltway Elite 💔💔💔

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 19, 2026 08:34 PM (SRRAx)

110 At the same time, life goes on. I don't think our loved ones who have died would begrudge us enjoying fun and fellowship.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

https://youtu.be/38jcBs7Qd14

Do not stand at my grave and cry.
I am not there; I did not die.
I say to you "I will see you again,
On the other side, someday....."

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2026 08:34 PM (VHUov)

111
Keep living.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 08:34 PM (/QHx4)

112 I honestly don't know why I bought cowboy boots back then. It was just a thing guys were doing. I mean, you got a flannel-lined denim jacket and boots.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2026 08:35 PM (3uBP9)

113 I will always miss her.
Posted by: Beltway Elite

Prayers for you and yours.

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2026 08:35 PM (VHUov)

114 92
"Birds attracted to Obama mausoleum lettering are beginning to roost there and shit all over the building.

These birds are "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST" by defecating on our first Mulato President's Taj Mahal !!!!!!

IMPEACH TRUMP NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 19, 2026 08:35 PM (FrBdv)

115 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2026 08:32 PM (O14q3)

Sorry; Mistype. Meant she needs to give her father permission to let go and go to God.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2026 08:35 PM (O14q3)

116 90 Shouldn't Monk Parakeets be wearing brown robes?

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Only if Fryer Chickens wear white robes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2026 08:29 PM (u/oMr)

Don't mess with the Shaolin White Cranes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2026 08:36 PM (wVcYX)

117 I just saw the Karmelo Anthony footage. Welp, that should stop a lot of narratives. Should. But I am guessing there will be don’t believe your lying eyes TikTok’s now.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 08:37 PM (OoFl2)

118

SUW

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 08:38 PM (/QHx4)

119 100 My mom passed away yesterday. Her final days were not easy, so I'm choosing to think of her in heaven with her brothers and sisters. I will always miss her.
Posted by: Beltway Elite at

I am so sorry. Losing your mama is just hard. Prayers for you.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 08:38 PM (OoFl2)

120 Beltway Elite, Deepest condolences on your loss. Hold the good memories in your heart.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at June 19, 2026 08:38 PM (yTvNw)

121 Heh.

Lots of Seattle progtards freaking out right now.

All the flags. And the shirts. And the crazy costumes. And the chants of “USA. USA. USA!!!” Through the streets of downtown.

Holy shit. It’s hilarious. I’m loving it. All of the normal people (yes, there are more and more) are getting the chance to show their patriotism and not be harangued by the freaks.

I’m pretty happy with my city right now.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 19, 2026 08:40 PM (A5RD0)

122 Prayers up for C, Fen, and for Beltway Elite.

Bulg, it's OK to play the MoMe by ear. I'm sure everyone will understand if you leave after 15 minutes - or if you spend the entire time enjoying the company.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 19, 2026 08:40 PM (qx7Zg)

123 107 Thank you, SMH. Your opinion means a great deal to me. I think that I probably will, now.

I would love to meet you in person sometime, Dear Lady. I have great respect for you.

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2026 08:40 PM (77rzZ)

124 Fenelonspoke, Prayers are sent.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at June 19, 2026 08:41 PM (yTvNw)

125
94 Juneteenth was a fun, local holiday in the best American tradition. It was completely organic, the outgrowth of people remembering how wonderful it was to get the news that they were no longer slaves.”

Exactly! I’m in East Texas, where it started and 30, 40 years ago it was just little local celebrations, there’d be a custom car parade down MLK blvd and then the community would all have picnics and get togethers into the night. Everyone thought it was nice and it was no big deal to anyone. All local employers cooperated with any employees who asked off that day, it was understood.

Now it’s been turned into some political monstrosity.

Posted by: Zombie Brian Dennehy at June 19, 2026 08:41 PM (nuNhM)

126 Evening, Ace, and Cafe idlers! Productive day today: mowed that part of the yard nearest the house and outbuildings, did a load of laundry and hung it on the line to dry (not done yet), took trash o town dump, and fired up the walk-behind weed whacker, and did a big tranche of weed-whacking.

Beer time! Sipping on a Shiner Bock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2026 08:41 PM (1z8ji)

127 Possible scenario. The wolf grabs the ewe by the leg and drops it, underbelly is exposed and the wolf tears open the stomach.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2026 08:27 PM (afJtY)
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That is clearly the second echelon support sheep.

The breakthrough sheep wear plate armor and are fitted with explosive probes that blow off the noses of inquisitive wolves. Or the gate. Or fences. Or anything, really.

We only arm them when it's go time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 19, 2026 08:42 PM (ZOv7s)

128 Beltway elite

It’s hard to lose your mom.
Peace be with you.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 19, 2026 08:42 PM (A5RD0)

129 I don’t know if I will be there, either. I don’t know if it’s proper to have fun so soon after my sister’s passing.

We’ll see how I feel tomorrow.

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2026 08:13 PM (77rzZ)

What would you tell your sister if the roles were reversed? There's your answer.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 19, 2026 08:42 PM (snZF9)

130 honestly don't know why I bought cowboy boots back then. It was just a thing guys were doing. I mean, you got a flannel-lined denim jacket and boots.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2026 08:35 PM (3uBP9

I bought a pair of ostrich skin boots and took them with me when I moved to NYC . Wore to work on occasion which was good water cooler conversation for the yankees. One day took them off after work and changed into my tennis shoes for my drive to Connecticut . About 30 minutes into my drive I heard a thump and look at my review mirror and saw one of the boots bounce off the trunk onto the freeway. Never bought another pair of boots.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2026 08:43 PM (GseMx)

131 Bulg and Beltway Elite and FenelonSpoke's friend C - Prayers for God's comfort and strength.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2026 08:43 PM (wVcYX)

132
Now it’s been turned into some political monstrosity.

Posted by: Zombie Brian Dennehy at June 19, 2026 08:41 PM (nuNhM)

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Like you said, it was a genial, organic Texas holiday. Now it's a federalized Bash Whitey Day for the progtards and Grievance mongers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 08:44 PM (O0L8i)

133 Here's to those we love and who are no longer with us.

*clink*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2026 08:45 PM (u/oMr)

134 Here's to those we love and who are no longer with us.

*clink*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2026 08:45 PM (u/oMr)

135 Posted by: Beltway Elite

prayers up

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

more prayers

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 19, 2026 08:45 PM (B0dAE)

136 Nurse, I love all the red white a blue. An amazing showing without question! And I love our team prayed together after winning.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 08:45 PM (OoFl2)

137 No, it's not true. Beavers used to build a damn on a stream on the back of my parents place. And we would go out and tear it out.

If we didn't the water overflowed the stream and flooded the yard.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2026 07:36 PM (viF8m)

The dirty secret is this: beavers build dams to suit their perceived needs, not those of humans who may also inhabit the area. Sometimes their needs also work to the benefit of humans, other times they don't.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2026 08:45 PM (1z8ji)

138 Yikes. I must have pushed Post really hard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2026 08:46 PM (u/oMr)

139 lol forgot about that Dennehy sock!

I don’t do socks much I never remember I’ve done it. Not that my mind is fading or anything.

Hey where’s my granddaughter?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2026 08:46 PM (nuNhM)

140
The best thing we can do is instill our Christian values in our children and grandchildren.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 08:47 PM (/QHx4)

141 22 Shelter shows off the cute dogs it has and a little girl picks out a good one.

You may think this is about a cute dog and a little girl, but it's really about Piper.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2026 07:39 PM (0sNs1)

Awwwwwwww!

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 08:47 PM (OoFl2)

142
Yikes. I must have pushed Post really hard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2026 08:46 PM (u/oMr)

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Like time in The Barrel, everyone has to double post at least once.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 08:48 PM (O0L8i)

143 also a gorget to protect the throat.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez
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A full gorget for the young ladies in England and Ireland.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2026 08:48 PM (VPNgR)

144 Maybe Juneteenth will go the way of Cinco De Mayo. Instead of margaritas, everyone will have Hennessy and just have fun.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2026 08:48 PM (GseMx)

145 Yikes. I must have pushed Post really hard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2026 08:46 PM (u/oMr)

It's a good one to double post.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 19, 2026 08:48 PM (qx7Zg)

146 Reparations for people who were never slaves and live in the best country in the world and by people who never owned slaves

SNAP, Section 8 housing, welfare, and other governmental freebees are not enough !!!!!

Posted by: Jack Meehoff at June 19, 2026 08:48 PM (X7dyz)

147
They don't have to be cute.

They need love.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 08:49 PM (/QHx4)

148 Juneteenth around here used to be redolent with BBQ and family gatherings. Making this a national holiday put an end to that.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2026 08:49 PM (afJtY)

149 The best thing we can do is instill our Christian values in our children and grandchildren.
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Speaking from experience, sometimes even that isn't enough.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 19, 2026 08:49 PM (Rln0i)

150 Hi, Piper!

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2026 08:49 PM (77rzZ)

151 The best thing we can do is instill our Christian values in our children and grandchildren.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 08:47 PM (/QHx4)
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My grandkids will be baptized on Sunday.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 19, 2026 08:50 PM (ZOv7s)

152 Here's to those we love and who are no longer with us.

*clink*
Posted by: Cicero
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*clink*

Posted by: JQ at June 19, 2026 08:50 PM (rdVOm)

153 131 Thank you, Count.

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2026 08:51 PM (77rzZ)

154 Maybe Juneteenth will go the way of Cinco De Mayo. Instead of margaritas, everyone will have Hennessy and just have fun.
Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2026 08:48 PM (GseMx)
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If the House and Senate hold, Trump will push to repeal it in his final two years.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 19, 2026 08:51 PM (ZOv7s)

155 hank you, SMH. Your opinion means a great deal to me. I think that I probably will, now.

I would love to meet you in person sometime, Dear Lady. I have great respect for you.
Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2026 08:40 PM

SMH is ... awesome.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2026 08:51 PM (0sNs1)

156 Even I could see that would happen and I ain't no fancy smancy expert arkitech. Now they have to kill all the birds.

Posted by: fd
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& keep on killing them. How many birds are they going to kill before the Avian Society or Birds Unlimited complain that the Obama's are causing several species to become extinct?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2026 08:51 PM (VPNgR)

157
Christianity: there is no sin beyond the mercy of God.

Leftism: you can never be forgiven and your sin can constantly be dug up and used against you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 08:51 PM (O0L8i)

158
Ace- Endorsed,

Blessings to you all.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 08:52 PM (/QHx4)

159 Three MoH medals awarded by Trump recently. The 88 year old recipient's response made the darn allergies flare up again.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2026 08:52 PM (GseMx)

160 Hi Bulg!

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 08:52 PM (OoFl2)

161 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 08:51 PM (O0L8i)

That's an accurate, succinct way to describe it. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2026 08:53 PM (AphQx)

162 Those who are no longer with us deserve double clinks.

*double clinks to my sister*

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2026 08:53 PM (77rzZ)

163 I saw "Toy Story 5" today and thought it was a good return to form. It was nice to see it in a packed theater, with the kids laughing at one layer of jokes and the adults another.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 19, 2026 08:53 PM (kpS4V)

164 The breakthrough sheep wear plate armor and are fitted with explosive probes that blow off the noses of inquisitive wolves. Or the gate. Or fences. Or anything, really.

We only arm them when it's go time.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

"Sis boom bah."

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at June 19, 2026 08:53 PM (VHUov)

165 Leftism: you can never be forgiven and your sin can constantly be dug up and used against you.

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Also Leftism: Advertise your sin and all will be forced to applaud it

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2026 08:53 PM (6/7Fs)

166 Bulg, Duncanthrax, thank you for the sentiment.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 19, 2026 08:53 PM (Rln0i)

167 154 Maybe Juneteenth will go the way of Cinco De Mayo. Instead of margaritas, everyone will have Hennessy and just have fun.
Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2026
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Or they could rescind it and let it be a Texas holiday where it belongs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2026 08:54 PM (VPNgR)

168 Those who are no longer with us deserve double clinks.

*double clinks to my sister*
Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2026 08:53 PM (77rzZ)
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I'll drink to that. Prosst!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 19, 2026 08:55 PM (ZOv7s)

169 151 Congrats, AHL!

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2026 08:55 PM (77rzZ)

170 My mom passed away yesterday. Her final days were not easy, so I'm choosing to think of her in heaven with her brothers and sisters. I will always miss her.
Posted by: Beltway Elite

My condolences. Your correct in your thinking. My mom died in 2011, and let me tell you, she swooped in twice and pulled my ass from the fire in an unmistakable big way and proved to this originally non believing idiot that maybe I was wrong. The funny thing, she always threatened to do it. Mom proved she is still around and watching. No doubt your mom is too.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 19, 2026 08:56 PM (snZF9)

171 Christianity: there is no sin beyond the mercy of God.

Leftism: you can never be forgiven and your sin can constantly be dug up and used against you.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 08:51 PM (O0L8i)
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More proof that leftism is really for people with mommy and daddy issues.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 19, 2026 08:56 PM (ZOv7s)

172 Piper!

I didn’t get to watch the game at all. I was buried at work. The team prayed together after the game? On the field?

I only walked through the aftermath. Everyone happy. Red white and blue. And the yellow and green. Laughter and cheers and joy. What an amazing atmosphere!

So many people on the waterfront. It’s a gorgeous day, sunny and 78. Mountains are out. Everyone is behaving. So far.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 19, 2026 08:56 PM (gjFiG)

173 My daughter is 37 and she’s full of the usual ignorant leftist social ideas.

Good news is my grandson just turned 14 and he and his friends think their moms are full of shit about everything.

He has proved the old aphorism - why do grandchildren and grandparents get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2026 08:56 PM (nuNhM)

174
SMH is awesome And I'm so happy to see her back with us.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 08:56 PM (/QHx4)

175 & keep on killing them. How many birds are they going to kill before the Avian Society or Birds Unlimited complain that the Obama's are causing several species to become extinct?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2026 08:51 PM (VPNgR)

They already extincted the passenger pigeons. Will the cargo pigeons be next? (he asked hopefully)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2026 08:57 PM (1z8ji)

176 "Birds attracted to Obama mausoleum lettering are beginning to roost there and shit all over the building. "

"Or they can fix the lettering where it would not attract the birds to roost."

They can put spikes up there but why should they have to? Just have the laser banks blast any incoming birds.
Posted by: fd

The proper solution is to put a decoy Bald Eagle atop each letter to scare the birds away.

Because that'd be like decorating the entrance to the Fortress of Solitude with kryptonite.

Posted by: mikeski luthor at June 19, 2026 08:57 PM (VHUov)

177 Thanks four seasons. : )

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 19, 2026 08:58 PM (Rln0i)

178 Christianity: there is no sin beyond the mercy of God.

Leftism: you can never be forgiven and your sin can constantly be dug up and used against you.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

More proof that leftism is really for people with mommy and daddy issues.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

More proof that one movement is led by a Man, and the other by women (some of whom have Y chromosomes.)

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2026 08:59 PM (VHUov)

179

Adverise your sin living together in ,sin.

God loves that.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 08:59 PM (/QHx4)

180 174
Same here.

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2026 08:59 PM (77rzZ)

181

SMH,

You are a treasure.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 09:01 PM (/QHx4)

182 Because that'd be like decorating the entrance to the Fortress of Solitude with kryptonite.
Posted by: mikeski luthor at June 19, 2026 08:57 PM (VHUov)

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Can you even imagine an American flag on top of that commie monstrosity?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2026 09:01 PM (6/7Fs)

183 Leftism: you can never be forgiven and your sin can constantly be dug up and used against you.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 08:51 PM (O0L8i)

Leftism - one of the most bitter, cruel, and vicious religions ever inflicted on men and women.

And in the end, the greatest betrayal of all will be when they finally have to confront the fact that their gods were weak, foolish, and very fallible.

Because they made gods of themselves.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2026 09:01 PM (nuNhM)

184
Birds are clearly racist. We need a Smash Pigeons Campaign.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 09:01 PM (O0L8i)

185 I posted this in the morning thread because it is on Proverbs 3:6 and is about George Washington Carver . A man of faith , perseverance and great intelligence ,and so much more admirable than Barack Obama. Also, somebody mentioned Carver on a thread yesterday. It had some nice thoughts and additional reflections on Proverbs foliowing the devotional

https://tinyurl.com/musw576v

Also, I said I'd help at a conservative picnic tomorrow and talk about 1776. If you could pray for all our safety, it would be appreciated. Last year our signs were defaced and graffiti put at the park entrance. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2026 09:02 PM (guLpK)

186 160 Hey, Piper. How goes the fitness biz?

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2026 09:03 PM (77rzZ)

187 Congrats, AHL!
Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2026 08:55 PM (77rzZ)
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Thanks! It was something of a surprise that my daughter, who fell away from the Church rather conspicuously, would decide to move ahead with it. I pushed for them to go to the parish preschool and then elementary school, paying the first year entirely out of my pocket. The experience of her daughter (the elder) convinced her to come on board with it and I think she sees how well the kids are doing, and how remarkable it is given how tragic their lives have been.

She still gets into stars and symbols and stuff, but the kids are learning their prayers and going to Mass regularly.

Miracles happen.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 19, 2026 09:03 PM (ZOv7s)

188 Can you even imagine an American flag on top of that commie monstrosity?
Posted by: Cicero

Surprised they didn't put a Palestine flag on it for the grand opening.

Posted by: JQ at June 19, 2026 09:03 PM (rdVOm)

189 Remember, when discussing sin, that sin(x) = cos(90° - x)

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 19, 2026 09:04 PM (0sNs1)

190 Also, I said I'd help at a conservative picnic tomorrow and talk about 1776. If you could pray for all our safety, it would be appreciated. Last year our signs were defaced and graffiti put at the park entrance. Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2026 09:02 PM (guLpK)

Watch a few episodes of Forged in Fire, and you will learn how to beat a plowshare into a sword.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2026 09:04 PM (1z8ji)

191
Lacrosse seems to be the next target for extirpation. First it was the Duke team and the phony rape accusation. Now it's a high-school team photographed smoking cigars.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 09:05 PM (O0L8i)

192 I think the whole USAID thing has shown how much the whole Pride b.s. was complete astroturf. A sodomite color revolution.

And the normies are realizing they don't have to play along. They can just say "screw you" and get away with it.

The world is healing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 19, 2026 09:06 PM (ZOv7s)

193 187 AHL, although I am not a Catholic, I have a huge amount of respect for your faith, along with that of Nurse Ratched, Hadrian the Seventh, and others here.

Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2026 09:09 PM (77rzZ)

194 Lacrosse seems to be the next target for extirpation. First it was the Duke team and the phony rape accusation. Now it's a high-school team photographed smoking cigars.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 09:05 PM (O0L8i)
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You're a quarter-century too late. Title IX gutted lacrosse programs across the country. They went from varsity sports with scholarships to clubs. Same with fencing.

Maybe we can roll that back next. Let the boys play!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 19, 2026 09:09 PM (ZOv7s)

195 186 160 Hey, Piper. How goes the fitness biz?
Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2026 09:03 PM

It’s good! It’s a busier summer than normal, I usually can cut classes for a reduced summer schedule but that doesn’t look like it’s going to happen.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 09:09 PM (OoFl2)

196

Living in sin is profitable for some people.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 09:11 PM (/QHx4)

197 189 Remember, ...

Posted by: Wesley Crusher
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Shut up, Wesley

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2026 09:13 PM (VPNgR)

198 I didn’t get to watch the game at all. I was buried at work. The team prayed together after the game? On the field?

Posted by: nurse ratched

Yes! It was awesome. I will find a picture.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 09:13 PM (OoFl2)

199 AHL, although I am not a Catholic, I have a huge amount of respect for your faith, along with that of Nurse Ratched, Hadrian the Seventh, and others here.
Posted by: Bulg at June 19, 2026 09:09 PM (77rzZ)
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I appreciate that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 19, 2026 09:13 PM (ZOv7s)

200 Birds are clearly racist. We need a Smash Pigeons Campaign.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 09:01 PM (O0L8i)

Clearly they are one of the four pests you know

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2026 09:14 PM (rbvCR)

201 Living in sin is profitable for some people.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 09:11 PM (/QHx4)
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It profit a man nothing to gain the world for his soul, but for sodomy?!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 19, 2026 09:15 PM (ZOv7s)

202
I got another look at pics from the opening of the Ob-scenity yesterday. Michelle ought to change her last name to O-zempic. She picked an outfit to show off her slim new form. She added the weight back in eyelashes, though.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2026 09:15 PM (XJ22o)

203
Lacrosse is another quintessentially Canadian sport. Use a stick to beat the tar out of your opponent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 09:15 PM (O0L8i)

204 192 I think the whole USAID thing has shown how much the whole Pride b.s. was complete astroturf. A sodomite color revolution.
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The enemy within and the CCP from without aligned against us but we stand. That is why they hate and fear us.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2026 09:15 PM (VPNgR)

205 Michigan is experiencing idea weather. Highs in the mid-70s, lows in the upper 50s. It won't last, so I'm soaking it in.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 19, 2026 09:16 PM (ZOv7s)

206 Can you even imagine an American flag on top of that commie monstrosity?
Posted by: Cicero

Surprised they didn't put a Palestine flag on it for the grand opening.
Posted by: JQ at June 19, 2026 09:03 PM (rdVOm)

It deserves the Galactic Empire flag (from Star Wars).

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 19, 2026 09:16 PM (qx7Zg)

207 It's MoMe Eve.
Celebrate responsibly.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 19, 2026 09:17 PM (D2IX4)

208
Being fucked up the ass or being a whore.

What is the worst sin?

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 09:17 PM (/QHx4)

209 Speaking of the Catholic church, I am ready to start searching my AO for a parish. I grew up Catholic, but fell by the wayside. My former hometown had a really nice, traditional church, but I simply never attended much.

My new AO has a goodly number of parishes, as well as the cathedral. I think my mission will be to find one that feels right. Might sound odd, but I've been in some Catholic churches that felt more like a Joel Osteen rah-rah fest. My Momand Dad's church was excellent. Conservative pastor. He spoke at her celebration of life ceremony a couple weeks ago.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Dave's Not Here! at June 19, 2026 09:17 PM (0aYVJ)

210 What kind of ideas is Michigan having?

Posted by: I gotta ask at June 19, 2026 09:17 PM (D2IX4)

211 Lacrosse is another quintessentially Canadian sport. Use a stick to beat the tar out of your opponent.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 09:15 PM (O0L8i)

It originated with the Iroquois and Mohawks, I believe. Even way out west in British Columbia, the teams were largely populated by Indians. One team I remember was the New Westminster Salmonbellies. Lacrosse scores were reported on the front page of the sports section, as "Boxla" (box Lacrosse).

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2026 09:18 PM (1z8ji)

212 Lacrosse is another quintessentially Canadian sport. Use a stick to beat the tar out of your opponent.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 09:15 PM (O0L8i)
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Eastern tribes, not just Canada. Michigan and upstate New York used to be big into it. Fort Michilimackinac fell due to a ruse during a lacrosse game. The Indians "accidentally" threw the ball into the fort's gate, and the crowd followed as the amused British soldiers looked on. With the gate breached, they turned on the British and massacred them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 19, 2026 09:19 PM (ZOv7s)

213 It deserves the Galactic Empire flag (from Star Wars).
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 19, 2026 09:16 PM (qx7Zg)

A Gay Pride flag would be so appropriate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2026 09:19 PM (1z8ji)

214 What kind of ideas is Michigan having?
Posted by: I gotta ask at June 19, 2026 09:17 PM (D2IX4)
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Typos. "Ideal" of course, but this is in fact good writing weather.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 19, 2026 09:20 PM (ZOv7s)

215 Lacrosse is another quintessentially Canadian sport. Use a stick to beat the tar out of your opponent.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 09:15 PM (O0L8i)

And an American arguably the best ever Lacrosse player.

Jim Brown

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2026 09:20 PM (GP8V/)

216 Fixed the link to fabulous number 8.

Posted by: KT at June 19, 2026 09:21 PM (rdeQO)

217 Our team praying after their win in Seattle. It goes to x. https://tinyurl.com/3rps3bmk

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 09:22 PM (OoFl2)

218 Take a minute:

youtube.com/watch?v=DADmZdbQ9x8

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2026 09:22 PM (VPNgR)

219 Rugby is the sport I will.watch.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2026 09:22 PM (afJtY)

220 That dog up top looks like he just pitched a dollar bill onto the stage at the gents' club.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2026 09:22 PM (1z8ji)

221 Dubbed, "Lacrosse," because the racquet resembled the cross carried by French missionaries.

Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2026 09:23 PM (Q+gd/)

222 A Gay Pride flag would be so appropriate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2026 09:19 PM (1z8ji)
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There are a lot of them on houses this year, probably because they realize the tide has turned and they need to rally the troops and virtue signal.

Funny juxtaposition in my neighborhood.

Older black man has Trump yard sign still up. Pride flag goes up three doors down. He put up two signs calling people to Christ and to turn against sodomy.

Next door neighbor is muslim. Your move, pride guys.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 19, 2026 09:23 PM (ZOv7s)

223 Funny how the dude who used to have a tribal flag up is now flying a tranny flag. Yeah, nothing says "traditional native culture" like castration, you weirdo.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 19, 2026 09:24 PM (ZOv7s)

224 182 Because that'd be like decorating the entrance to the Fortress of Solitude with kryptonite.
Posted by: mikeski luthor at June 19, 2026 08:57 PM (VHUov)

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Can you even imagine an American flag on top of that commie monstrosity?
Posted by: Cicero

An East German flag would be right at home.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 19, 2026 09:25 PM (WBro8)

225

Pray that God doesn't smite people being whores.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 09:25 PM (/QHx4)

226 Dubbed, "Lacrosse," because the racquet resembled the cross carried by French missionaries.
Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2026 09:23 PM (Q+gd/)
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Oui.

Posted by: Black Robe at June 19, 2026 09:25 PM (ZOv7s)

227 Went to visit hubs for lunch (like usual) today, but one of the CNAs stopped me in the hallway-- said hub was having an extreme bout of agitation, had put all his things on his bed & was demanding to go home.

Ugh. Seen it before & was thankful for the 'warning' so I left. Ruined an already bad day, as today marks 7 years since Dad passed away.

Think I'll finish my beverage and go to bed. Tomorrow just *has to be* better!

Posted by: JQ at June 19, 2026 09:25 PM (rdVOm)

228 Whoa

Posted by: Accomack at June 19, 2026 09:26 PM (8jVAy)

229 An East German flag would be right at home.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 19, 2026 09:25 PM (WBro

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An epic-level prank would be to paint pride slogans and tranny flags on it, and then see if they have the guts to clean it off.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 19, 2026 09:26 PM (ZOv7s)

230 An East German flag would be right at home.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Or ISIS, or Taliban...

Posted by: JQ at June 19, 2026 09:26 PM (rdVOm)

231 An East German flag would be right at home.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 19, 2026 09:25 PM (WBro

Maybe we could start a cottage industry of using drones to affix appropriate flags to Barky's Maosoleum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2026 09:27 PM (1z8ji)

232 Our team praying after their win in Seattle. It goes to x. https://tinyurl.com/3rps3bmk
Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 09:22 PM (OoFl2)

Nice. I think Team America is going to do well.

I say this knowing little about the soccer world.

But I do love the side stories of Europeans and Latin Americans falling in love with America. A lot of these folks are just regular people who scrimped and saved to get here. Not the hoity-toity rich that tour the country with their sniffy attitudes. Having worked in Yellowstone, I know the type. Snooty old-money ponces.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Dave's Not Here! at June 19, 2026 09:28 PM (0aYVJ)

233 >>Rugby is the sport I will.watch.

Even more fun to play.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2026 09:29 PM (viF8m)

234 An East German flag would be right at home.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Or ISIS, or Taliban...
Posted by: JQ at June 19, 2026 09:26 PM (rdVOm)

Paint a sign next to the entrance that the Muslim LGBTQ+ fellowship meets on the roof.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 19, 2026 09:29 PM (qx7Zg)

235 Last year the gay guys that live a few houses away from my business partner had every inch of their yard covered in gay paraphernalia. This year, nothing .

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2026 09:29 PM (afJtY)

236 228 Whoa
Posted by: Accomack at June

You saw that, too?

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 09:29 PM (OoFl2)

237 Or ISIS, or Taliban...
Posted by: JQ at June 19, 2026 09:26 PM (rdVOm)
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Kenya
Indonesia

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 19, 2026 09:29 PM (ZOv7s)

238 @RealJamesWoods

In the late seventies I crossed the Atlantic on the QE2. I went First Class, which I paid for with my first real paycheck. We had a mandatory dress code for dinner. Black Tie and commensurate formal wear for the ladies. It was one of my favorite memories

https://tinyurl.com/hrcunb3s

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 19, 2026 09:29 PM (VPNgR)

239
Dis blog sho' has gone crazy!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 09:29 PM (O0L8i)

240 Paint a sign next to the entrance that the Muslim LGBTQ+ fellowship meets on the roof.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

*snort*

Thanks, I needed a chuckle!

Posted by: JQ at June 19, 2026 09:30 PM (rdVOm)

241 But I do love the side stories of Europeans and Latin Americans falling in love with America.

==

..and then going home...

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2026 09:30 PM (GD0B3)

242 231 An East German flag would be right at home.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 19, 2026 09:25 PM (WBro

Maybe we could start a cottage industry of using drones to affix appropriate flags to Barky's Maosoleum.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June

Think we could get in trouble for that? Maybe we just utilize AI and stay out of jail. The stories might not be as fun, I get it. But we do have some reputation to keep. I think.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 09:31 PM (OoFl2)

243 82 Because that'd be like decorating the entrance to the Fortress of Solitude with kryptonite.
Posted by: mikeski luthor

"The first Fortress of Solitude belonged to Doc Savage." Kryptonite won't do a thing to Doc.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 19, 2026 09:31 PM (B0dAE)

244 In America the gays are downtrodden and oppressed, but in Iran they soar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2026 09:32 PM (6/7Fs)

245 In the late seventies I crossed the Atlantic on the QE2. I went First Class, which I paid for with my first real paycheck. We had a mandatory dress code for dinner. Black Tie and commensurate formal wear for the ladies. It was one of my favorite memories

https://tinyurl.com/hrcunb3s

==

Carnival ...

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2026 09:32 PM (GD0B3)

246 Euro trash loving America is pure click bait.

Posted by: Accomack at June 19, 2026 09:32 PM (8jVAy)

247
But I do love the side stories of Europeans and Latin Americans falling in love with America.

==

..and then going home...
Posted by: runner at June 19, 2026 09:30 PM (GD0B3)

_____________

It will suffice for them to realize they've been lied to for years. And for them to begin wondering what other lies they've told.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 09:33 PM (O0L8i)

248 Think we could get in trouble for that? Maybe we just utilize AI and stay out of jail. The stories might not be as fun, I get it. But we do have some reputation to keep. I think.
Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 09:31 PM (OoFl2)

You only get in trouble if you get caught doing it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2026 09:33 PM (1z8ji)

249 In America the gays are downtrodden and oppressed, but in Iran they soar.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2026 09:32 PM (6/7Fs)
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"I believe I can fly..."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 19, 2026 09:33 PM (ZOv7s)

250 Think I'll finish my beverage and go to bed. Tomorrow just *has to be* better!
Posted by: JQ at June 19

Hugs to you. I can’t make it better, but I wish I could.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 09:33 PM (OoFl2)

251 It will suffice for them to realize they've been lied to for years. And for them to begin wondering what other lies they've told.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 09:33 PM (O0L8i)

I agree with commenter @246.. it's all clickbait and money for them. They know more about the US that some who live in the US.

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2026 09:34 PM (GD0B3)

252 "The first Fortress of Solitude belonged to Doc Savage." Kryptonite won't do a thing to Doc.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 19, 2026 09:31 PM (B0dAE)

Doc Savage was a cooler hero than Superman. He invented a super fast-shooting machine pistol, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2026 09:35 PM (1z8ji)

253 Thanks, Piper.

Posted by: JQ at June 19, 2026 09:36 PM (rdVOm)

254 I agree with commenter @246.. it's all clickbait and money for them. They know more about the US that some who live in the US.
Posted by: runner at June 19, 2026 09

I can tell you Freddy from DE is organic. The rest I think wanted to hope on his coattails, but his grew like it did because it was organic.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 09:36 PM (OoFl2)

255 They can love it or hate it. If I ever get my way, they'll never know which, because they won't be allowed in.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2026 09:37 PM (BI5O2)

256 Tomorrow wife and I are driving to Silver City in the Owyhee mountains. That corner of Idaho and Oregon is fascinating to me. We tried a couple months ago, but the road was gated about halfway up.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Dave's Not Here! at June 19, 2026 09:37 PM (0aYVJ)

257 254 Not hope. Hop. Goodness.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 09:37 PM (OoFl2)

258 Y'all are some cynical sumbitches. : )

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Dave's Not Here! at June 19, 2026 09:38 PM (0aYVJ)

259 Did you all hear that we are about to lose blue and brown M&Ms ??!

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2026 09:38 PM (GD0B3)

260

SUW.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 09:38 PM (/QHx4)

261 259 Did you all hear that we are about to lose blue and brown M&Ms ??!
Posted by: runner at June 19, 2026 09

Oh noes!

I had no idea there were blue ones.

Wait. Is this a joke?

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 09:39 PM (OoFl2)

262 I had no idea there were blue ones.

Wait. Is this a joke?
Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 09:39 PM (OoFl2)

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Stay away from the green ones.

Posted by: Eddie Van Halen at June 19, 2026 09:40 PM (6/7Fs)

263
Whores gonna whore.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 09:40 PM (/QHx4)

264 If the US actually wins the cup, it will be due to divine intervention.

And the GOP will sweep the midterms, because the Dems will be whining about it and refusing to celebrate.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 19, 2026 09:40 PM (ZOv7s)

265 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Dave's Not Here! at June 19, 2026 09:37 PM (0aYVJ)

Get a cabin in the mountains, by a river or a creek ! Get up at dawn on a weekend , go fishing in crystal clear waters...

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2026 09:41 PM (GD0B3)

266 How did humanity lose the technology to make brown chocolate candy?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 19, 2026 09:41 PM (3uBP9)

267 Did you all hear that we are about to lose blue and brown M&Ms ??!
Posted by: runner at June 19, 2026 09:38 PM (GD0B3)
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The brown ones give you a baaad trip, man.

Posted by: Geriatric Woodstock Hippie at June 19, 2026 09:41 PM (ZOv7s)

268 If the US actually wins the cup, it will be due to divine intervention.

===

I think the best showing was quarter finals ? Beating the likes of Spain, or Brazil or even Argentina is an insurmountable task for newbies like the US.

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2026 09:42 PM (GD0B3)

269 Tomorrow wife and I are driving to Silver City in the Owyhee mountains. That corner of Idaho and Oregon is fascinating to me. We tried a couple months ago, but the road was gated about halfway up.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Dave's Not Here! at June 19, 2026 09:37 PM (0aYVJ)

Silver City used to be one of the most prosperous cities in Idaho, until the mines played out. One of Dad's older friends had been an attorney there

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2026 09:42 PM (rbvCR)

270 >>I can tell you Freddy from DE is organic. The rest I think wanted to hope on his coattails, but his grew like it did because it was organic.

From my experience the general makeup of Europe and a lot of places isn't that different from here. The elites who control the media, are all elitists and leftists, many even worse than ours. But the regular people aren't all that different from us.

And we love it here. I think a lot of them do as well because we have it way better than they do and now they are seeing this place as it really is not what the left tells them it is.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2026 09:42 PM (viF8m)

271 Whores gonna whore.
Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 09:40 PM (/QHx4)
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This is about me, isn't it? Would you like to see a painting?

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Esq. at June 19, 2026 09:42 PM (ZOv7s)

272 255 They can love it or hate it. If I ever get my way, they'll never know which, because they won't be allowed in.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19,

Let’s not get too hasty. We can have a few on our exceptions list, right? Not all though. Just a select few.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 09:43 PM (OoFl2)

273 Oh noes!

I had no idea there were blue ones.

Wait. Is this a joke?
Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 09:39 PM (OoFl2)

No. I don't joke. MAHA and all that.

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2026 09:43 PM (GD0B3)

274 I had no idea there were blue ones.

Wait. Is this a joke?
Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 09:39 PM (OoFl2)

Yes.

I do not eat much candy, but sometimes I'll buy a bag of M&Ms, then spend some time sorting them by color on a little plate, then eat one sequentially in a clockwise pattern.

Friends and family think that is weird, for some reason.

I do the same thing with Skittles.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I'm not weird, your fce is weird! at June 19, 2026 09:44 PM (0aYVJ)

275 No. I don't joke. MAHA and all that.
Posted by: runner at June 19, 2026 09:43 PM (GD0B3)
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Blue makes sense, brown is wtf, though.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Esq. at June 19, 2026 09:45 PM (ZOv7s)

276 Apparently blue No2 is the wurst and brown is based on blue, so there you go. GONE! OUT OF HERE!

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2026 09:45 PM (GD0B3)

277 I think they owe us two new colours!

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2026 09:46 PM (GD0B3)

278
Whores are gonna whore.

Beware of the whore who is trying to move up

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 09:47 PM (/QHx4)

279 So, how many of youz went to get mail today ?

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2026 09:48 PM (GD0B3)

280 Apparently blue No2 is the wurst and brown is based on blue, so there you go. GONE! OUT OF HERE!
Posted by: runner at June 19, 2026 09:45 PM (GD0B3)
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I bought some of the NKD Doritos last week due to a sale because my kids like them. I don't. They taste off. Or maybe I changed.

My wife tore into a bag and called me over. "Try this! It tastes like they used to taste."

So I did and WOW, they do taste so much better. Less, chemical, metallic, odd. It's weird to have a flavor come back through the old memory banks, but that was it, what I remember from waaay back when.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Esq. at June 19, 2026 09:48 PM (ZOv7s)

281 Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 09:39 PM (OoFl2)

Yes.

Dang. I meant no. there are, or were blue M&Ms. (My brain is in Friday night mode.)

I remember being a kid in the 1980s and the red ones were taboo, because Red Dye will kill all the kids or something.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I'm not weird, your fae is weird! at June 19, 2026 09:48 PM (0aYVJ)

282 trying again with my really clever nic.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I'm not weird, your face is weird! at June 19, 2026 09:50 PM (0aYVJ)

283 Ok, here a suggestion, Gold M&Ms! No need to thank me.

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2026 09:50 PM (GD0B3)

284 Nailed it. Didn't account for windage.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I'm not weird, your face is weird! at June 19, 2026 09:50 PM (0aYVJ)

285 Beware of the whore who is trying to move up
Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 09:47 PM (/QHx4)
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Ahem.

Posted by: Kamala at June 19, 2026 09:50 PM (ZOv7s)

286 So, how many of youz went to get mail today ?
Posted by: runner at June 19, 2026 09:48 PM (GD0B3)

I did. No Juneteenth BS here in Canada, but there were still no big fat checks in the mailbox.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2026 09:51 PM (1z8ji)

287 What do you call a mouse that swears?

A cursor.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 19, 2026 09:52 PM (qx7Zg)

288 Time to make supper. Back for the ONT.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2026 09:52 PM (1z8ji)

289 Okay, so my wife just rolled in and said that medible marijuana is on sale today because it's Juneteenth. Well of course, what better way to celebrate the end of slavery that by putting pot on deep discount.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 19, 2026 09:52 PM (ZOv7s)

290 Three things cannot long be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the whore.

Posted by: Things Confucius wanted to say but did not at June 19, 2026 09:53 PM (GD0B3)

291 Seriously, man...

Fuck Paramount.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 19, 2026 09:53 PM (Zn6QU)

292 Time to make supper. Back for the ONT.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2026 09:52 PM (1z8ji)

Medium rare for me. Thanks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I'm not weird, your face is weird! at June 19, 2026 09:53 PM (0aYVJ)

293 On that drug-induced munchy note, I think I shall sign off.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 19, 2026 09:53 PM (ZOv7s)

294
Some whores only remember who elevates them into what they they think is acceptable society. Doesn't matter, they are still whores.

.

Posted by: four seasons at June 19, 2026 09:54 PM (/QHx4)

295 It was stay away from the brown acid man, bummer!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 19, 2026 09:55 PM (ZVgZ4)

296 Henceforth, all M&Ms will be a drab NPC gray.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I'm not weird, your face is weird! at June 19, 2026 09:58 PM (0aYVJ)

297 I don’t have to do the front desk tomorrow, one of my other instructors is going in to take and help. So now I decide if I blow off going in at all or do I go take the 930a- if I don’t work out, I will whine to y’all about it, and then someone will probably smack me. Hmmm, decisions, decisions.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2026 09:58 PM (Wmg4n)

298
Out on the back deck, just now at 10 too dark to read.

God knew what he was doing when he invented Sommer solstice.

Posted by: Auspex at June 19, 2026 10:00 PM (Y8DZL)

299
"A man who marries his mistress simply creates a job vacancy." - Sir James Goldsmith

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2026 10:02 PM (O0L8i)

300 Christianity: there is no sin beyond the mercy of God.

Leftism: you can never be forgiven and your sin can constantly be dug up and used against you.
_-_
Good formulation, there. My daughter said to me the other day, "They've rediscovered original sin, but they nothing about grace " That kid's gonna turn out all right.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 19, 2026 10:03 PM (iP/HW)

301 300 Christianity: there is no sin beyond the mercy of God.

Leftism: you can never be forgiven and your sin can constantly be dug up and used against you.
_-_
Good formulation, there. My daughter said to me the other day, "They've rediscovered original sin, but they know nothing about grace " That kid's gonna turn out all right.

There. Fixed it.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 19, 2026 10:15 PM (iP/HW)

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