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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Democrats, Migrants and Other Criminals Continue Looting America BlindBut fortunately, the Trump Administration is busting them. A Pakistani "community leader" feted by communist jihadi Theater Kid Zohran Mamdani stole $38 million of our money in an "adult day care" scam. The first hint it was a scam should have been that it was an "adult day care." This was another Democrat agenda item, and of course they insisted there be practically no verification whatsoever for billing American taxpayers for services not rendered.Alleged $38M adult day care scam busted in Brooklyn -- snaring Pakistani community leaders who cozied up to DemsThe other defendants are Who's Who of Pakistani Dick Tracy villains. Remember when the left was so upset in the 80s and 90s at the fable that Wall Street traders were stealing millions with just a pen? They're not upset at all by this brazen theft by paperwork. Below: The reporters here have completely different sense of the word "shockingly" than I do, or than you do. Shockingly, the indictment says the payments were made even when enrollees were not in the US. The sources claimed many had even gone to live in other countries while they or their family members collected Medicaid kickback money. "The patient is in Pakistan, they're in Morocco. They're not even in this country," the source claimed.I don't think I've ever been less shocked. I'll tell you what's shocking: The main man crow came to the window and looked at me, to let me know I could put out food. I had saved a steakbone just to cut off the bits of meat (orts, in crossword clue vocabulary) and give it to him. I did, but he flew off and did not return. It's actual steak, for crying out loud! Now that is shocking. Here's what's not shocking: more illegal immigrants are stealing American taxpayer money in another blue sanctuary jurisdiction controlled by Democrats. This one, Massachusetts.
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Deport!!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2026 05:05 PM (4KUe5) 2
First?
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 18, 2026 05:06 PM (Q/FnY) Posted by: four seasons at June 18, 2026 05:06 PM (/QHx4) 4
And keep digging, then prosecuting every last one of ‘em!!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2026 05:06 PM (4KUe5) 5
top 50! yay
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 18, 2026 05:07 PM (CWTWj) 6
Wait, so I can hire hot adult women to babysit me?
Hmmmm? Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 18, 2026 05:08 PM (Sco7b) 7
Sending funds to people not in the country needs to be punished as aiding and abetting theft.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 18, 2026 05:08 PM (Q/FnY) Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 18, 2026 05:09 PM (Sco7b) 9
ace, the crows are just not into you.
Find a different bird. Maybe ask garrett out as a slumpbuster. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 18, 2026 05:09 PM (zZu0s) 10
a mere bag of shells - ralph kramden or moe howard
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 18, 2026 05:09 PM (CWTWj) 11
I really should have opened an adult daycare
Posted by: 496 at June 18, 2026 05:10 PM (gEnkT) 12
Hang them all.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 18, 2026 05:10 PM (dK+Kv) 13
I'll tell you what's shocking: The main man crow came to the window and looked at me, to let me know I could put out food. I had saved a steakbone just to cut off the bits of meat (orts, in crossword clue vocabulary) and give it to him.
I did, but he flew off and did not return. It's actual steak, for crying out loud! Now that is shocking For those of you playing at home, this interlude in the content is what is known in Italian as the "Intermezzo". Ace doesn't just learn pick-up lines in Italian, you know. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 18, 2026 05:11 PM (0sNs1) 14
You want to come to our country? You must prove you can support yourself without our tax money. Yea, it's a pipe dream. Posted by: four seasons at June 18, 2026 05:11 PM (/QHx4) 15
But Michelle just said this:
Dennis Michael Lynch @TrustDML · 2h Michelle Obama just said illegal aliens are the “beating heart of this country, they are us and we are them.” As a US Citizen, I say she’s f*cking delusional. Illegals aren’t the beating heart, they’re heart disease. They ain’t us, they steal from us. Posted by: beckster at June 18, 2026 05:11 PM (kX27y) 16
"But Democrats said this never happens"
To THEM!!! It's never THEIR $$$ getting stolen, it's OURS, the taxpayers. Those fucking grifters could care less, as long as it hurts US. Posted by: UncleJefe at June 18, 2026 05:12 PM (gAuAm) 17
Who names their kid Pervez?
Posted by: wth at June 18, 2026 05:12 PM (UjdFS) 18
To be fair, I've encountered a number of employees who are there receiving adult day care.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 18, 2026 05:12 PM (0sNs1) 19
So now there are N.Yorkers getting raped by Pakistanis like Pervez Siddiqui.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 18, 2026 05:12 PM (B0dAE) 20
For those of you playing at home, this interlude in the content is what is known in Italian as the "Intermezzo".
Ace doesn't just learn pick-up lines in Italian, you know. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 18, 2026 05:11 PM (0sNs1) Its a small oasis, slice of life bit to allow people to come down from the high blood pressure story before it, so the high blood pressure bit after it still packs punch. A good performance trick. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 18, 2026 05:13 PM (zZu0s) 21
17 Who names their kid Pervez?
Posted by: wth at June 18, 2026 05:12 PM (UjdFS) ------ Does it rhyme with herpes? Posted by: 496 at June 18, 2026 05:13 PM (gEnkT) Posted by: four seasons at June 18, 2026 05:13 PM (/QHx4) 23
NY fraud should be relatively easy to prove. It's about as blatant as it gets. Hochul was involved when she gave the contract for home health aides to an out of state contributor. People were yelling about it when it was occuring a couple of years ago. There have now been indictments. This Paki guy is the first of many
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 18, 2026 05:13 PM (A0HNO) 24
Honestly, every Western country is probably at the point where if a public dollar is being doled out for a 'service' such as care, education, workforce, the people getting the money need to show up each day and provide a retinal scan.
And several other hard to fake tests to prove they are there. If you're not getting government money, you don't have to participate. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 18, 2026 05:14 PM (Sco7b) 25
It's only a little bit of fraud compared to the trillions wasted on war!
Posted by: Zorro Mozzoli at June 18, 2026 05:15 PM (Cqx++) 26
Ouch.
Posted by: wth at June 18, 2026 05:15 PM (UjdFS) 27
May they be nibbled to death by ducks ...
Posted by: Adriane the Chronologically Challanged Hump Day Critic . . . at June 18, 2026 05:17 PM (3ZUWJ) 28
Shazia Bibi (a.k.a. Shazia Wattoo), Abdul Aziz, Shair Ali, and their recruiter co-defendants Zebun Ahmed, Josna Begum, Saira Khatoon, and Atia Shahnaz were also involved, according to the unsealed indictment against them.
Hmm. Not a single Bob or Roger in the bunch. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 18, 2026 05:17 PM (9uxYx) Posted by: four seasons at June 18, 2026 05:18 PM (/QHx4) 30
It's only a little bit of fraud compared to the trillions wasted on war!
Posted by: Zorro Mozzoli at June 18, 2026 05:15 PM (Cqx++) It's a cost of doing business! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 18, 2026 05:19 PM (9uxYx) 31
I keep wondering if all this looting didn't happen would we be so under water with the treasury?
Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2026 05:19 PM (Ia/+0) 32
We Are Leeks Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2026 05:19 PM (rbvCR) 33
So, does this Adult Day Care serve bourbon? Brisket? Run a pickleball tournament?
Posted by: man at June 18, 2026 05:19 PM (XuXeR) Posted by: Kramer at June 18, 2026 05:20 PM (lJDV9) Posted by: man at June 18, 2026 05:20 PM (XuXeR) 36
I would say most government money is stolen straight up of laundered through schemes like this, probably less than 30 pct of any budget at any level get to what the intended purpose was.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 18, 2026 05:21 PM (wtRjh) 37
The Democrats and these immigrant fraudsters is not an "Associative" relationship. It is a pure quid pro quo relationship.
When Biden used and executive order fiat to shell out $47 Billion to these type "public benefit" operations and simultaneously removed some of the most applicable oversight protections, it became obvious. THIS IS A MAJOR FUNDRAISING OPERATION FOR THE DNC, and various other political organization world wide. Posted by: Orson at June 18, 2026 05:21 PM (dIske) 38
It's almost quaint that they only stole $1.4 million. Those are rookie numbers to the DNC
Posted by: Beartooth at June 18, 2026 05:21 PM (IYeV+) 39
"The scam ran from 2019 through December 2025, feds allege, with seniors being signed up for day cares that they rarely or never attended, then getting a cut of the Medicaid payment."
At this point a reasonable man would be forced to come to the conclusion that medicaid and medicare were both set up to allow rampant fraud. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 18, 2026 05:22 PM (0N4FZ) 40
so, Howdy. How did your vaginal microbiome report turn out, good? No sand?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2026 05:22 PM (rbvCR) 41
probably less than 30 pct of any budget at any level get to what the intended purpose was."
I'd go with 25 percent. On a good day Posted by: man at June 18, 2026 05:22 PM (XuXeR) 42
Baksheesh.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 18, 2026 05:22 PM (RIvkX) 43
Is she one of the Back Bay Khatoons?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 18, 2026 05:22 PM (9uxYx) Posted by: ace at June 18, 2026 05:23 PM (1wjle) 45
> Shazia Wattoo
That annoying alien dude from The Flinstones, after the show jumped the shark? Huh. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 18, 2026 05:23 PM (IG3/x) Posted by: man at June 18, 2026 05:24 PM (XuXeR) 47
The problem is that I think this will all turn out to be window dressing. A few peeps get nailed, big headlines, the other 99% of fraud gets swept under the rug and forgotten in the next news cycle.
Maybe I've gotten too cynical in my old age. I fully believe that a quarter or more of the federal budget is fraud and waste. There should be a department that does nothing but rigorous audits of all significant federal expenditures, with referrals to the DOJ for any significant fraud that is found. By the way, auditing would not be limited to just social services - I want everything covered, including the military. This goes along with my desire for a clean, audited election process, term limits, housecleaning in the IRS and FBI, ........... It will never happen, of course. Posted by: The Neon Madman at June 18, 2026 05:24 PM (yNfcm) 48
>>>40 It's almost quaint that they only stole $1.4 million. Those are rookie numbers to the DNC
agreed but it makes me happy and hopeful now that they're arresting those who "only" stole a million and a half. Posted by: ace at June 18, 2026 05:24 PM (1wjle) 49
FYI
Adult day care or adult day health, is a community-based program that serves to provide a least-restrictive environment and alternative to residential care for elders and people with disabilities who cannot care for themselves at home. Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 18, 2026 05:24 PM (RIvkX) 50
Truly, where would America be today without its Somalis?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 18, 2026 05:24 PM (9uxYx) 51
> Hmm. Not a single Bob or Roger in the bunch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 18, 2026 05:17 PM (9uxYx) Classic Amish names. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 18, 2026 05:24 PM (IG3/x) 52
always gets me
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2026 05:23 PM (1wjle) ------- I'm in post-op pain today and I keep thinking of: "Jimmy's down! Jimmy might have a compound fracture!" Posted by: 496 at June 18, 2026 05:25 PM (F9bBk) 53
18 To be fair, I've encountered a number of employees who are there receiving adult day care.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 18, 2026 05:12 PM (0sNs1) For straight white men, who have been essentially boxed out of do-little Corporate Adult Daycare jobs, it is some consolation that those are precisely the jobs that are easiest for AI to automate away. I picture one smug dawdler's entire 8-hour shift becoming another existing employee's brief Review & Approval task, just to put an accountable human link in the chain for the AI agent's work product. Posted by: SciVo at June 18, 2026 05:25 PM (Sy6m/) Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 18, 2026 05:25 PM (lJDV9) Posted by: man at June 18, 2026 05:25 PM (XuXeR) 56
I did, but he flew off and did not return.
It's actual steak, for crying out loud! Now that is shocking. Could be he likes worm over cow? It's a bird after all. They they tend to like to eat things that are still moving when they're swallow it. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 18, 2026 05:25 PM (6ydKt) 57
Shazia Wattoo and Tyler, too!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2026 05:26 PM (Cqx++) Posted by: man at June 18, 2026 05:26 PM (XuXeR) 59
Adult day care or adult day health, is a community-based program that serves to provide a least-restrictive environment and alternative to residential care for elders and people with disabilities who cannot care for themselves at home.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 18, 2026 05:24 PM (RIvkX) Which is a horrifying and demeaning way to put it. Say 'Communal Nursing Care' or some other euphemism. There are a lot of childless or orphaned seniors out there who COULD benefit from such programs- you don't have to make them feel useless you commie fucks, their labor provided you the wonderful opportunity to steal. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 18, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s) 60
They they tend to like to eat things that are still moving when they're swallow it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 18, 2026 05:25 PM (6ydKt) There's an Ace/Garrett joke in there somewhere. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 18, 2026 05:27 PM (ApGt3) Posted by: man at June 18, 2026 05:27 PM (XuXeR) Posted by: four seasons at June 18, 2026 05:27 PM (/QHx4) 63
Personally to me should hang them but the death penalty got sweprt under the rug.
Steal a few hundred million and get a few years in prison to get out and start spending the money again Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2026 05:28 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 18, 2026 05:28 PM (lJDV9) 65
It's a bird after all.
They they tend to like to eat things that are still moving when they're swallow it. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 18, 2026 05:25 PM (6ydKt) *watches pitch sail by* Like ace's boyfriends. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 18, 2026 05:28 PM (zZu0s) 66
> Adult day care or adult day health, is a community-based program that serves to provide a least-restrictive environment and alternative to residential care for elders and people with disabilities who cannot care for themselves at home.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 18, 2026 05:24 PM (RIvkX) There is no gummint program whose goal is so laudable that it won't attract these criminals. In fact they seem to gravitate to programs that purport to help children and the elderly. One, because they're fucking evil, and therefore enjoy victimizing the helpless, and two, because it gives them a defense against criticism. "You want kids to go hungry!" No, I want you to stop stealing the money. "You want elders to sit in their own shit because you've cut the funding for their helpers!". No, I want you to stop stealing the money. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 18, 2026 05:29 PM (IG3/x) 67
Hmm. Not a single Bob or Roger in the bunch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 18, 2026 05:17 PM (9uxYx) Not even a Juan or Tyronne, either. If I didn't know any better from MS Now and NY Times I'd start to think that about 50% of the Muslims who have immigrated here are stealing their way to the American Dream. It's almost like they like to lie, cheat, and steal from the infidels. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 18, 2026 05:30 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at June 18, 2026 05:30 PM (lJDV9) 69
No, I want you to stop stealing the money.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 18, 2026 05:29 PM (IG3/x) This. Comies man. I don't like em. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 18, 2026 05:30 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 18, 2026 05:30 PM (9uxYx) 71
For every 1 arrested,100 others are doing the same thing and will never be caught.
This is like when the DEA makes a big bust and shows off the 100 kilograms of meth or whatever. Great. Meanwhile in the time it took to do the press conference 1000 kilograms came across the border. Posted by: Joe Biden at June 18, 2026 05:30 PM (X+Nnd) 72
> 57 "vaginal microbiome"
I read that as "vaginal microphone" at first. If it's big enough to have acoustical properties, you may have a problem. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 18, 2026 05:31 PM (IG3/x) 73
We can't build enough trebuchets fast enough.
Posted by: ballistic at June 18, 2026 05:31 PM (5aZAZ) 74
We're All Illegals Now.
Posted by: National Review at June 18, 2026 05:31 PM (vE0+H) 75
It's almost like they like to lie, cheat, and steal from the infidels.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 18, 2026 05:30 PM (6ydKt ------- "If it's not fun, why doing it?" - Ben & Jerry's motto Posted by: 496 at June 18, 2026 05:31 PM (aK3Fj) 76
Whittle the meat and fat but leave it attached to the bone, then give him the whole bone. I believe crows prefer to strip it themselves.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 18, 2026 05:31 PM (9SpJJ) 77
I read that as "vaginal microphone" at first.
If it's big enough to have acoustical properties, you may have a problem. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 18, 2026 05:31 PM (IG3/x) Dont I remember something where they used sound echoes to map caves? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 18, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s) 78
Dont I remember something where they used sound echoes to map caves?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 18, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s) Utilizing the Dongler Effect, no doubt. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 18, 2026 05:33 PM (6ydKt) 79
Aetius, it is more common to just say "day program"
There is a Program of All Inclusive Care for the Elderly (PACE) that is actually a health clinic and day program combined for people who need daily medical supervision or care. Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 18, 2026 05:33 PM (RIvkX) 80
Help me find my keys and we'll drive out of here.
Posted by: Just the punchline at June 18, 2026 05:33 PM (lJDV9) 81
There is a Program of All Inclusive Care for the Elderly (PACE) that is actually a health clinic and day program combined for people who need daily medical supervision or care.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 18, 2026 05:33 PM (RIvkX) Sounds decent. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 18, 2026 05:33 PM (zZu0s) 82
71 >things that are still moving when they're swallow it.
+++ Wait, wut? Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at June 18, 2026 05:30 PM (lJDV9) I forgot a -ing somewhere. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 18, 2026 05:33 PM (6ydKt) 83
""The further we look, the more fraud we find," MacDonald said. "And this is just the beginning of our work."
I could maybe be persuaded to favor those euthanasia programs (like MAID) IF they would be used on these thieves of our Free Benefits (because we are such a good people). Especially the foreigners that already hate us, and come just to steal from our (overly kind) government. OR we could just arrest them and give them the death sentence for their Terrorist Invasion. works for me. Posted by: illiniwek at June 18, 2026 05:33 PM (vbXSk) 84
> Dont I remember something where they used sound echoes to map caves?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 18, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s) I was one of the volunteer test subjects. Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 18, 2026 05:34 PM (IG3/x) 85
"It's almost like they like to lie, cheat, and steal from the infidels.
Posted by: SpeakingOf" To be fair, we do it to each other too. Posted by: Shazia Bibi Wattoo, Abdul Aziz, Shair Ali, Zebun Ahmed, Josna Begum, Saira Khatoon, and Atia Shahnaz at June 18, 2026 05:34 PM (vFG9F) 86
The US is an anomaly in the world.
Pre 3rd world invasion it was a relatively clean society. People follows the rules more or less. Of course there were exceptions but criminality was the exception, not the rule. Very rare thing. That’s no longer the case. 1/3 of the population is now 3rd world. And soon to be over 50%. Mexico/Pakistan corruption is the norm. Posted by: Heroq at June 18, 2026 05:34 PM (X+Nnd) 87
How do we fight this? We vote but unfortunately a lot of "Republicans " are making bank from the programs. Posted by: four seasons at June 18, 2026 05:35 PM (/QHx4) 88
Since crows were mentioned in the post, I have a crow update. My crows have discovered where we place the kibble for the ferral cats.
We place it inside one of those wooden play structures with the tube slide and tower and such. The other day after they cleaned the plate they left a brand new shiny 2026 dime sitting there. I don't know if it was a gift, payment for the food, or a tip for good service. Posted by: Beartooth at June 18, 2026 05:35 PM (IYeV+) 89
>>> Whittle the meat and fat but leave it attached to the bone, then give him the whole bone. I believe crows prefer to strip it themselves.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 18, 2026 05:31 PM (9SpJJ) ===== Things I never knew I needed to know. ;-) Posted by: Turn 2 at June 18, 2026 05:35 PM (Y2/Vj) 90
Community is a communist word.
Posted by: four seasons at June 18, 2026 05:27 PM (/QHx4) ==== People's Day Program Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 18, 2026 05:35 PM (RIvkX) 91
Did the thieves bribe the program managers, or was it one of those deals where the managers considered the fraud to be the intended purpose of the program? Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 18, 2026 05:35 PM (FaGPp) 92
I mean, shit, I'm pretty conservative, but I can certainly live with some frail granny getting someone to help her take a bath and drive her to appointments.
That just makes the fraud even more infuriating. Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 18, 2026 05:36 PM (IG3/x) 93
"The other day after they cleaned the plate they left a brand new shiny 2026 dime sitting there. I don't know if it was a gift, payment for the food, or a tip for good service.
Posted by: Beartooth" How do you know a cat didn't bring it? Posted by: Shazia Bibi Wattoo, Abdul Aziz, Shair Ali, Zebun Ahmed, Josna Begum, Saira Khatoon, and Atia Shahnaz at June 18, 2026 05:36 PM (vFG9F) 94
93 >>> Whittle the meat and fat but leave it attached to the bone, then give him the whole bone. I believe crows prefer to strip it themselves.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 18, 2026 05:31 PM (9SpJJ I thought you were writing about government funding up until you mentioned crows. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 18, 2026 05:36 PM (Sco7b) 95
More hijinks from Our Precious Foreigners. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2026 05:37 PM (BI5O2) 96
There is no incentive to stop the fraud because the people who run these programs - Democrats - all benefit. If $38M goes to Ahmed, the department of bullshit grows, which means more crony jobs for the department. Last thing dems want is too stop the money flowing.
Posted by: Heroq at June 18, 2026 05:37 PM (X+Nnd) 97
We can't build enough trebuchets fast enough.
Posted by: ballistic at June 18, 2026 05:31 PM As has been noted extensively on this blog, catapults have a faster rate of fire. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 18, 2026 05:37 PM (0sNs1) 98
51 >>>40 It's almost quaint that they only stole $1.4 million. Those are rookie numbers to the DNC
agreed but it makes me happy and hopeful now that they're arresting those who "only" stole a million and a half. Posted by: ace at June 18, 2026 05:24 PM (1wjle) Ditto, and what's more, that appears to be $1.4M spread over 15 perps and who knows how many years. So now they appear to be down to busting fraudsters that stole less than $100k total, maybe even less than $10k per year. Which is what I want, what I've been praying for in the Saturday Prayer Thread. It is wrong to dangle temptation to sin in front of people who have worked hard for modest amounts their whole lives. We literally pray for God to lead us not into temptation, and we shouldn't do it to each other either. I frankly think most all of those programs should be shut down at the Federal level, including the block grants to the states, and just let each state fund its own programs. The only real way to end the theft is by ending the disbursements. Posted by: SciVo at June 18, 2026 05:37 PM (Sy6m/) 99
>>> "vaginal microbiome"
I read that as "vaginal microphone" at first. If it's big enough to have acoustical properties, you may have a problem. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 18, 2026 05:31 PM (IG3/x) I did the same and was thinking Get Smart and having a cooter phone instead of a shoe. Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2026 05:37 PM (3uBP9) 100
Extensively = more than once.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 18, 2026 05:37 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: Shazia Bibi Wattoo, Abdul Aziz, Shair Ali, Zebun Ahmed, Josna Begum, Saira Khatoon, and Atia Shahnaz at June 18, 2026 05:39 PM (vFG9F) 102
Did the thieves bribe the program managers, or was it one of those deals where the managers considered the fraud to be the intended purpose of the program?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 18, 2026 05:35 PM (FaGPp) ==== All you need to do is file the right paperwork and the dollars begin to flow. Any actual inspections are easily faked or fixed. Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 18, 2026 05:39 PM (RIvkX) 103
Who did the Vaginal Biomes open for?
Posted by: tubal at June 18, 2026 05:40 PM (Gqar8) 104
I kinda don’t blame the foreigners doing this. It’s who they are. Frog and scorpion type of thing. I blame our idiots running these programs for turning a blind eye or worse actively participating.
All those Minnesota daycare scammers weren’t working alone. They had help from Americans who were cut in on the action. Posted by: Heroq at June 18, 2026 05:40 PM (X+Nnd) 105
Oh that was the Biodome. Never mind.
Posted by: Shazia Bibi Wattoo, Abdul Aziz, Shair Ali, Zebun Ahmed, Josna Begum, Saira Khatoon, and Atia Shahnaz at June 18, 2026 05:40 PM (vFG9F) 106
I think more than half of every dollar spent on medicine or healthcare in this country is flat-out stolen.
I wish I woulda thought of a covid scam to rake in free money. Id have a Bugatti. If you can’t beat em, join em. Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 18, 2026 05:40 PM (5KnEO) 107
I mean, shit, I'm pretty conservative, but I can certainly live with some frail granny getting someone to help her take a bath and drive her to appointments.
That just makes the fraud even more infuriating. Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 18, 2026 05:36 PM (IG3/x) ==== I can tell you for a fact that legitimate beneficiaries get less than they should as a result. Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 18, 2026 05:41 PM (RIvkX) 108
To give him credit, that guy looks damn good for 78.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 18, 2026 05:41 PM (vTZFs) 109
The Babylon Bee is really roasting Trump on this Iran deal. I really havent dug into it, but is it as bad as I'm hearing?
Posted by: Sharpie at June 18, 2026 05:42 PM (ouUlY) 110
108 Who did the Vaginal Biomes open for?
i heard they opened for cream at the inaugural ceremony of biosphere 2. Posted by: anachronda at June 18, 2026 05:42 PM (qdr3M) 111
Shazia Bibi (a.k.a. Shazia Wattoo), Abdul Aziz, Shair Ali, and their recruiter co-defendants Zebun Ahmed, Josna Begum, Saira Khatoon, and Atia Shahnaz were also involved...
---- Yet another list of criminals that should have never been in this country. Posted by: Crusader at June 18, 2026 05:43 PM (TN0g+) 112
I was at a board meeting this week and $1.2 million was dispensed.
Questions were asked and unanswered... How many will this serve? Where will service be delivered? Questions unasked... What are their qualifications? What is their track record? Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 18, 2026 05:43 PM (RIvkX) 113
108 Who did the Vaginal Biomes open for?
Posted by: tubal at June 18, 2026 05:40 PM (Gqar ------- Estes Kefauver? Posted by: 496 at June 18, 2026 05:43 PM (OgaPP) Posted by: Oddbob at June 18, 2026 05:43 PM (vTZFs) Posted by: runner at June 18, 2026 05:44 PM (GD0B3) 116
Community is certainly a brutally abused word, but it's a fine word, and it's been in common usage for centuries.
It means a group of people associated by geographical proximity and common interest - "and," not "or." A usage example would be "My community includes my friends, family, neighbors and fellow synagogue congregants, and also my wife's church congregants; the rest of the world can kiss my hairy ass." The actual usage is in the first clause, the last part is just for emphasis... and flavor. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2026 05:44 PM (BI5O2) 117
Ace, when I was little, we had a flock of crows that came to the back porch, and mom would put out suet and other things on the small sassafras tree next to the back step.
The morning after Thanksgiving one year, she told us at breakfast that she had put the picked turkey carcass over a small branch that morning, and one of the crows came and looked, and flew away. While she was working on breakfast, she heard a racket out back, and went to look. The whole flock had come, and were cawing at each other, then several of them, working together, lifted it off the branch it was threaded over, and flew off into the woods with it. She swore they were kibbitzing on how best to get it done, then doing it. Posted by: barbarausa at June 18, 2026 05:45 PM (enw9G) 118
corvids like eyeballs Ace. You should leave them some eyeballs.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 18, 2026 05:45 PM (A8nNw) 119
108 Who did the Vaginal Biomes open for?
Posted by: tubal at June 18, 2026 05:40 PM (Gqar Georgia O'Keefe Posted by: ballistic at June 18, 2026 05:46 PM (5aZAZ) 120
We may never know the motive.
Posted by: ... at June 18, 2026 05:46 PM (vE0+H) 121
Somewhat related - as a CPA and a certified fraud examiner I have thought about putting out a shingle specializing in mini-audits of HOA's. I bet there are enough people stuck in an HOA who are suspicious of the finances and their treasurers that I'd have a good book of business in no time
Posted by: 496 at June 18, 2026 05:47 PM (OgaPP) 122
Ask your proctologist if Shazia is right for you.
Posted by: Big Fat Fiser at June 18, 2026 05:47 PM (lJDV9) 123
How do you know a cat didn't bring it?
Posted by: Shazia Bibi Wattoo, Abdul Aziz, Shair Ali, Zebun Ahmed, Josna Begum, Saira Khatoon, and Atia Shahnaz at June 18, 2026 05:36 PM (vFG9F) Cats are well known to stiff the wait staff on the tip. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 18, 2026 05:47 PM (zZu0s) 124
I need to get a crow.
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at June 18, 2026 05:47 PM (yFfLy) Posted by: four seasons at June 18, 2026 05:48 PM (/QHx4) 126
I keep wondering if all this looting didn't happen would we be so under water with the treasury?
Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2026 05:19 PM (Ia/+0) == Yes, because spending other people's money is so fun. Also, I disagree about helping the granny with bathing and a trip to the clinic. The government has no business doing any of that. Granny should have saved some money or had family or a friend help them out. All these people who don't think it is worth having a family better have a bunch of cash laying around to pay for help - because they have no business taxing me for that sort of support. We already pay a shit ton for their health care, and that pisses me off enough as it is. Posted by: Black JEM at June 18, 2026 05:48 PM (GZYu7) 127
32 I keep wondering if all this looting didn't happen would we be so under water with the treasury?
Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2026 05:19 PM (Ia/+0) I would say no, and that's the question that has prompted the greater scrutiny: What was all that debt for? Where's the assets it bought? Posted by: SciVo at June 18, 2026 05:48 PM (Sy6m/) 128
I don't really fault somalis or pakistanis for stealing our money. It's their nature. I fault the America hating bastards that allowed them in.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 18, 2026 05:48 PM (wGerL) 129
Somewhat related - as a CPA and a certified fraud examiner I have thought about putting out a shingle specializing in mini-audits of HOA's. I bet there are enough people stuck in an HOA who are suspicious of the finances and their treasurers that I'd have a good book of business in no time
Posted by: 496 at June 18, 2026 05:47 PM (OgaPP) Don't they have CPAs who do their reporting? Posted by: runner at June 18, 2026 05:48 PM (GD0B3) Posted by: ... at June 18, 2026 05:48 PM (vE0+H) 131
I went on unemployment once and it was a joke. I had to “look for work” every week. How hard did I have to look? 3 job applications. lol. Which I did every Sunday night online, took 5 minutes.
I had no intention of finding anything it was a nice paid vacation. Wasn’t much about $400/week but it was enough of an incentive for me to take a couple of months and just chill before looking for work. I had gotten a nice severance, no rush. iNothing about it was illegal either. I was following the rules. All govt programs are this way. They’re just screaming for people to come and take advantage of them. Posted by: Heroq at June 18, 2026 05:49 PM (X+Nnd) 132
Joe Biden was an adult day care recipient. Still is actually.
Posted by: torabora at June 18, 2026 05:49 PM (4A5dK) 133
32 I keep wondering if all this looting didn't happen would we be so under water with the treasury?
i *told* you we'd be underwater by 2015, but did you listen? noooooo! Posted by: algore at June 18, 2026 05:50 PM (qdr3M) 134
Don't they have CPAs who do their reporting?
Posted by: runner at June 18, 2026 05:48 PM -------- I'm sure some do, but I bet many of them want an external set of eyes to look at them. Plus a standard financial audit is not designed to find fraud... it says so right in the engagement letter Posted by: 496 at June 18, 2026 05:50 PM (OgaPP) 135
The solution is just cutting all of these programs. Every time someone is busted for this, there's at least a ratio of 100:1 that aren't caught.
Really all of it is fraud imo. I dont feel any better that an adult daycare is totally on the up and up. None of it deserves taxpayer dollars. Posted by: Sharpie at June 18, 2026 05:51 PM (ouUlY) 136
I don't think things are looking too good for us. Should we be very worried about everything?
Posted by: John at June 18, 2026 05:51 PM (vE0+H) 137
really havent dug into it, but is it as bad as I'm hearing?
Posted by: Sharpi Well he threw Israel under the bus, there will be no regime change, Iran gets to put a toll on Hormuz ship traffic and they get $300B. Pretty pretty…prettty bad. Posted by: Heroq at June 18, 2026 05:51 PM (X+Nnd) 138
Wait until the student loan program unravels.
Kolleges will shut down for lack of fake students. Posted by: torabora at June 18, 2026 05:51 PM (4A5dK) 139
The whole flock had come, and were cawing at each other, then several of them, working together, lifted it off the branch it was threaded over, and flew off into the woods with it.
She swore they were kibbitzing on how best to get it done, then doing it. Posted by: barbarausa at June 18, 2026 05:45 PM (enw9G) I can believe it. When I put out an egg for my crows they stand around pecking it to pieces. Each one grabs a piece and flys off. Nothing left of shell . Posted by: Beartooth at June 18, 2026 05:51 PM (IYeV+) 140
I don't think things are looking too good for us. Should we be very worried about everything?
Posted by: John at June 18, 2026 05:51 PM (vE0+H) Yes. I would definitely worry. The presidency is effectively over and Kamala has taken over now. Trump Impeachments here we come! Posted by: Frank at June 18, 2026 05:52 PM (vE0+H) 141
138 All govt programs are this way. They’re just screaming for people to come and take advantage of them.
someone could write a book! Posted by: loud guy in a suit covered with question marks at June 18, 2026 05:52 PM (qdr3M) 142
I went on unemployment once and it was a joke. I had to “look for work” every week. How hard did I have to look? 3 job applications. lol. Which I did every Sunday night online, took 5 minutes.
I had no intention of finding anything it was a nice paid vacation. Wasn’t much about $400/week but it was enough of an incentive for me to take a couple of months and just chill before looking for work. I had gotten a nice severance, no rush. iNothing about it was illegal either. I was following the rules. All govt programs are this way. They’re just screaming for people to come and take advantage of them. Posted by: Heroq == It's amazing how quickly someone is able to find a job once unemployment benefits run out. Posted by: Sharpie at June 18, 2026 05:52 PM (ouUlY) 143
Apparently there are some happy endings to these stories. E.g., demented Joe Biden gave Stacey Abrams $2 billion dollars to give poor people energy efficient appliances under an EPA program. The grant was cancelled before the funds were distributed. Also, another Abrams scam, the New Georgia Project, was fined $300,000 and dissolved itself in 2025.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 18, 2026 05:53 PM (2ap+5) 144
Where my EBT card at?
Posted by: La'Shondra at June 18, 2026 05:53 PM (lJDV9) 145
There was a time when this sort of shit lead to public hangings. You could plan a whole afternoon around it. Maybe have a picnic.
I sort of miss those days. Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 18, 2026 05:53 PM (jehhT) 146
Yes. I would definitely worry. The presidency is effectively over and Kamala has taken over now. Trump Impeachments here we come!
Posted by: Frank at June 18, 2026 05:52 PM (vE0+H) Well I wasn't worried until I read this but now I am. It's bad, people! Very very bad!! Posted by: Larry at June 18, 2026 05:53 PM (vE0+H) 147
Beartooth, mom said several of them were flying in tandem to carry the thing, and the rest were flying along.
She said she'd never seen anything like it. Posted by: barbarausa at June 18, 2026 05:54 PM (enw9G) 148
Looks like we imported the right people to do jobs that Americans won't do.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at June 18, 2026 05:54 PM (j7INY) 149
I really don’t understand why people feel the need to fully express their TDS at a doctors visit for treating chronic pain.
That kind of anger isn’t healing. It’s like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. Unless you’ve spent years developing a tolerance to iocane powder. Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 18, 2026 05:54 PM (buvgH) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2026 05:54 PM (O0L8i) 151
Don't like Fiats. They break down a lot.
Posted by: tubal at June 18, 2026 05:54 PM (Gqar8) 152
Heroq, your information is out of date .
PDT 1 hour ago. " if Israel attacks the IRGC over repeated attacks by hezbollah we will join them:" Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2026 05:55 PM (0beLq) 153
This Iran deal is bad. Only question is how bad? 10/10 bad or 12/10 bad. lol
Posted by: Heroq at June 18, 2026 05:56 PM (X+Nnd) 154
Ah, good ol' Matthew Lesko. The Neon Bandit. The White Somali.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2026 05:57 PM (BI5O2) 155
Wait until the student loan program unravels. Kolleges will shut down for lack of fake students. Posted by: torabora Don't threaten me with a good time! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2026 05:57 PM (Cqx++) 156
I don't understand the $300 billion. I know it can't literally be handing that over directly, for one, you would have to go through Congress. I guess unless you're Obama and somehow he had the legal authority to airlift actual cash.
But I'm not really seeing anything good from this Iran deal except we get out. Posted by: Sharpie at June 18, 2026 05:57 PM (ouUlY) 157
Also, the good HOA treasurers would have good incentive to have their finances reviewed too. But I picture many HOA's filled with petty people who think everyone is out to screw 'em.
Posted by: 496 at June 18, 2026 05:58 PM (OgaPP) 158
128 Yes. Because he made a deal with, pretty much, my wife. They don't intend to abide by a damn thing.
Except my wife hasn't had the balls to try to kill me in my sleep with a pillow. she's still working on the long-term poisoning. once she gives up on that, look out. Posted by: anachronda at June 18, 2026 05:58 PM (qdr3M) 159
Don't they have CPAs who do their reporting?
Posted by: runner at June 18, 2026 05:48 PM (GD0B3) Never trust a CPA! One told me I had $30 million and then I found out I was actually poor. Posted by: Ilhan Omar at June 18, 2026 05:58 PM (9uxYx) Posted by: Heroq at June 18, 2026 05:58 PM (X+Nnd) 161
If anyone needs a new tank top for summer/Independence Day, NY Times Wirecutter has you covered
https://archive.is/4jCsu Posted by: Oglebay at June 18, 2026 05:59 PM (2ap+5) 162
Oh brother the end of that video at the Barky's tombstone opening. Obama plays air guitar and Joe is just left standing there staring at the audience. I truly LOLed.
Posted by: fd at June 18, 2026 05:59 PM (vFG9F) 163
165 I don't understand the $300 billion. I know it can't literally be handing that over directly, for one, you would have to go through Congress.
aiui, it's not *us* that will be handing over the $300 billion. it'll be qatar. they don't have to go through congress. Posted by: anachronda at June 18, 2026 05:59 PM (qdr3M) 164
Never trust a CPA! One told me I had $30 million and then I found out I was actually poor.
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at June 18, 2026 05:58 PM (9uxYx) ------- Heh. I literally laughed out loud Posted by: 496 at June 18, 2026 05:59 PM (OgaPP) 165
There is no 300 billion
There is no deal, only a continuation of the ceasefire and an agreement to talk. Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2026 06:00 PM (0beLq) 166
Well he threw Israel under the bus, there will be no regime change, Iran gets to put a toll on Hormuz ship traffic and they get $300B.
Pretty pretty…prettty bad. Posted by: Heroq at June 18, 2026 05:51 PM (X+Nnd) I have good news for you. The paper they signed is BS, Israel will continue doing what it is doing, the MOU won't move past "phase I" - the opening of the Strait. There is talk about inspections, and talk about Iran allowing people in. Which tells me that the stuff they will show is irrelevant. They hid a massive program for years and years. So showing a bombed out site will not be a problem for them. Israel will continue thrashing the Hezbos, oil will flow, and we win Congress in '26. Posted by: runner at June 18, 2026 06:00 PM (GD0B3) 167
Just for the record I don't like the 300 billion and I know what "we" would be saying if it wasn't under an R. I don't care what the explanation is, it sounds and looks like shit.
Posted by: ... at June 18, 2026 06:00 PM (vE0+H) 168
I do have to admit that Obama's gay bathhouse perfectly externalizes his inner beauty.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 18, 2026 06:01 PM (ffi9I) 169
Qatar and other Arab countries are handing out the money. But don’t worry they’ll be really strict and only give Iran money if Iran pinky swears not to build nukes or find Hamas/Hezbollah.
Posted by: Heroq at June 18, 2026 06:01 PM (X+Nnd) 170
That whole MOU is a fig leaf for opening up the strait.
Posted by: runner at June 18, 2026 06:01 PM (GD0B3) 171
165 I don't understand the $300 billion. I know it can't literally be handing that over directly, for one, you would have to go through Congress. I guess unless you're Obama and somehow he had the legal authority to airlift actual cash.
But I'm not really seeing anything good from this Iran deal except we get out. Posted by: Sharpie ------------------ The way it has always been described is a "rebuilding fund" but not a gift, an investment. Money invested by other gulf states to rebuild infrastructure (and then the fund owns that infrastructure) in Iran, as it is in dire need of facilities -- ports, pipes, refineries, etc. So not USA money. Not taxpayer money. Not a gift. Iran thinks they will just steal it, but I do not care if they steal UAE money. It will probably turn into a protection racket - give us money or we don't allow your ships to pass. This is bad, but not what everyone is saying. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 18, 2026 06:02 PM (A8nNw) 172
Just for the record I don't like the 300 billion and I know what "we" would be saying if it wasn't under an R. I don't care what the explanation is, it sounds and looks like shit.
Posted by: ... === yet you accuse me of me being a fake conservative for basically expressing the same sentiment. Posted by: Sharpie at June 18, 2026 06:03 PM (ouUlY) 173
Yeah somehow Stellantis managed to NOT totally fuck up Ram the way it did Jeep.
Posted by: Heroq at June 18, 2026 06:03 PM (X+Nnd) 174
There is no 300 billion
There is no deal, only a continuation of the ceasefire and an agreement to talk. Posted by: Ben Had ___ When it comes to Iran, do not trust. Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 18, 2026 06:03 PM (s6tef) 175
Nood. Depressing shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 18, 2026 06:04 PM (G3T/K) 176
I do have to admit that Obama's gay bathhouse perfectly externalizes his inner beauty.
Can you believe that George Bush actually showed up for the opening of that hideous monstrosity? George F**king Bush Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 18, 2026 06:04 PM (9uxYx) 177
If anyone needs a new tank top for summer/Independence Day, NY Times Wirecutter has you covered https://archive.is/4jCsu Posted by: Oglebay Tank tops for men: https://youtu.be/B7w993ocbtM Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2026 06:04 PM (Cqx++) 178
Commies fucking suck. News at 11.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 18, 2026 06:04 PM (G3T/K) 179
Bessent is a genius. The US will unfreeze 6 billion of IRGC funds. The money can only be spent on American made products of which Bessent will approve. No monies will go directly to the IRGC.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2026 06:05 PM (0beLq) Posted by: Heroq at June 18, 2026 06:05 PM (X+Nnd) 181
I'm sort of done caring too much about Iran. I'd say we got the ball rolling if their own people want to overthrow it. Not willing to throw a few trillion in nation building.
If they want to pirate the Straits of Hormuz, let their rich Arab neighbors figure out what to do about it. Just pump our own oil and let it be Europe's problem. Posted by: Sharpie at June 18, 2026 06:06 PM (ouUlY) 182
except we get out.
Posted by: Sharpie at June 18, 2026 05:57 PM (ouUlY) All that matters. The pain and humiliation only gets worse. It had to end quickly no matter what, before another Presidency, or become a bloodsoaked albatross of a generational war that penuries the taxpayer, enriches their domestic enemies, and emboldens their foreign ones when the US gets spanked and sent home with its materiele left on the field. That was the only alternative. Just "deal" with it, and breathe a sigh of relief that it was only this bad, which isn't that bad. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2026 06:07 PM (BI5O2) 183
yet you accuse me of me being a fake conservative for basically expressing the same sentiment.
Posted by: Sharpie at June 18, 2026 06:03 PM (ouUlY) Am perfectly happy to agree with you or anyone on made points but the just asking questions shit doesn't fly. Posted by: ... at June 18, 2026 06:07 PM (vE0+H) 184
Wait until the student loan program unravels.
Kolleges will shut down for lack of fake students. Posted by: torabora ----------- I try really hard to sympathize with these people who pay tens or hundreds of thousands over many years and now owe more than they borrowed. Good grief they are college educated and do not understand how loans work? This is all a stupid tax, and the stupid now want relief. Sure, they were played, but that's on them -- are we to pay off people who got scammed in 3 card monte in Washington Square Park now as well? Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 18, 2026 06:07 PM (A8nNw) 185
The problem is that I think this will all turn out to be window dressing. A few peeps get nailed, big headlines, the other 99% of fraud gets swept under the rug and forgotten in the next news cycle.
.... This goes along with my desire for a clean, audited election process, term limits, housecleaning in the IRS and FBI, ........... It will never happen, of course. Posted by: The Neon Madman at June 18, 2026 05:24 PM (yNfcm) Well the apparent lethargy of the Dems since the foreign aid cuts indicates we are over the target to some extent. Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2026 06:08 PM (uhVAy) 186
If Trump seizes the money that belongs to Iran, then Trump has set up the situation where everyone who holds USD in large amounts starts thinking about using Yuan or Euros or something. Especially the gulf states that turned it all over to the US in the first place in return for promises.
Think "I wonder what happened to SWIFT when Russia was excluded from the system" and unfortunately the answer is "everyone started talking about BRICS" Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2026 06:09 PM (rbvCR) 187
If Trump seizes the money that belongs to Iran, then Trump has set up the situation where everyone who holds USD in large amounts starts thinking about using Yuan or Euros or something. Especially the gulf states that turned it all over to the US in the first place in return for promises.
Think "I wonder what happened to SWIFT when Russia was excluded from the system" and unfortunately the answer is "everyone started talking about BRICS" Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2026 06:09 PM (rbvCR) even the 300 billion the Euros are trying to steal is having considerable impact on their economy. Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2026 06:40 PM (uhVAy) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0353 seconds. |
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