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Bernie Sanders: I have every right to own three homes. I earned that money by writing anti-capitalism screed-books.

Gay activists are angry that streetlamps in Northport will be used from May to September to honor fallen veterans, which doesn't allow "other communities" to hang their gay flags from them. Oh my, you are suffering like no other group has suffered throughout all of human history. #Courage.

I didn't write much about the MLB crushing dissident speech as regards the forced-speech in favor of "pride."

Josh Hawley made a serious threat against the league. The league enjoys a completely judge-fabricated exemption from the nation's antitrust law (the league serves as anti-competitive monopoly), an exemption no other league or corporation enjoys. (The NFL got a congressional exception, with limitations. Including no games on Saturday during college season, which is why you don't see Saturday NFL games until January.)

Hawley wants to look into whether that judge-manufactured exemption should be overturned, if MLB is going to use its monopoly power to compel the speech of workers who cannot go to a competitor league, due to their monopoly power.

The league's claim that it merely forbids "writing of any kind" on its uniforms does not survive a cursory review of the league's recent history. In 2020, MLB itself turned its uniforms and its fields into a billboard for political and social messages. It created jersey patches reading "Black Lives Matter" and "United for Change." It authorized "BLM" to be stenciled onto pitching mounds. And it suspended its own equipment rules so that players could display progressive political slogans on their cleats. The league went beyond tolerating speech--it designed speech, promoted speech, and shoehorned social and political messages into the game broadcast to millions of Americans. Yet when three players added a handful of characters citing the Book of Genesis to their caps, the league reached for its rulebook.

This does not appear to be an isolated incident. Your organization's recent action follows an undercover investigation which revealed an admission from a Washington Nationals executive that a Catholic player on the team was not included in promotional materials for the team because of his faith. That executive has since been fired, but not before the anti-Christian bigotry was exposed.

[...]

My concern is sharpened by the singular legal position that Major League Baseball occupies. Alone among America's professional sports leagues, baseball enjoys a sweeping, judicially manufactured exemption from the federal antitrust laws--a privilege the Senate Judiciary Committee has examined with bipartisan skepticism in recent years. A league that benefits from such an extraordinary dispensation owes the public a corresponding measure of accountability, and it invites the closest scrutiny when it appears to wield its market power to punish Americans for their beliefs. That exemption, in any event, has never been understood to shield the league from its legal obligation not to discriminate against its employees on the basis of religion.

The judge invented this unique exemption because, at that time, baseball was so hugely popular that it was considered sacrosanct, and no one wanted to pit the law against baseball, because baseball would win.

Baseball isn't so popular any longer. It's at best the second most popular sport and I think it's actually the third.

They better mind their P's and Q's.

Real Man and Arbiter of Masculinity James Talarico has one checking account, which is a joint account... with his mommy.

I don't want to brag but I've had my own account since I was 28.

Texas Senate candidate James Talarico, 37, has a single checking account that holds up to $50,000--and he shares it with his mother, a frequent contributor to his political campaigns who pitched in to cover Talarico's moving expenses when he was 32, records show.

Talarico's personal financial disclosure lists a single Wells Fargo checking account with a balance between $15,000 and $50,000. Though Talarico is unmarried, the disclosure indicates that the account is owned jointly. A "filer comment" provides clarity: "The account is jointly held by the filer and the filer's mother." Talarico did not disclose any other checking accounts.

It's unclear exactly why Talarico--whose campaign did not respond to a request for comment--shares the account with his mother, but she appears to be helping him, not vice versa.

Tamara Talarico is in her early 60s and appears to be in good health. She marched in a "No Kings" protest in October 2025 and joined Talarico on the campaign trail in subsequent months, including for his appearance on the View in February. Tamara Talarico has donated more than $2,000 to Democrats since 2023, Federal Election Commission records show, including more than $450 to Talarico's Senate campaign. She is married to Talarico's adoptive father, Mark Talarico, who holds a degree in nuclear engineering from Texas A&M and worked for nearly 30 years--until his retirement in 2021--as a senior sales engineer for a Texas-based company that sells advanced laboratory instruments, according to his LinkedIn.

Talarico's parents contributed $5,000 each to his campaign for state representative in 2021, records show. The same year, Talarico reported an in-kind campaign contribution of $1,437.84 from his parents for "moving expenses." Talarico was 32 years old at the time.

Talarico joined the part-time Texas House of Representatives--which pays members an annual salary of $7,200--in 2018 after working as a sixth-grade teacher. He represents a portion of, and lives in, Texas's "priciest metropolis," Austin.

Talarico has supplemented the modest salary he earns as a state lawmaker with consulting income from the equity-focused education firm MAYA Consulting, which he joined in 2019 and which developed diversity, equity, and inclusion plans for public school districts in Texas during the height of the Black Lives Matter movement in 2020, the Washington Free Beacon reported. It's unclear how much Talarico has earned from the firm, and, while Texas state lawmakers are required to file financial disclosures, they do not include annual income.

Your prototypical, archetypal Democrat "man."

Leftwing women are insufferable and irreparably broken. Further evidence:

Headline: Woman arrested for jerking off his dick in front of female nurses.

Dwight Fart Schrute says The Office couldn't be made today because of wokeness, and even says he says media bias in favor of "the liberal agenda."

And that it's pretty obvious that if someone on the right had a "questionable tattoo" it would be "all over MSNBC."


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:05 PM




Comments

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1 Nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2026 06:05 PM (2GVsD)

2 Now to read the content.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2026 06:05 PM (2GVsD)

3 Whoopi Goldberg, "but was it rape rape gangs?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2026 06:06 PM (2GVsD)

4 That thing from Cardiff...

The Salt Vampire lives.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2026 06:07 PM (2GVsD)

5 Guess I'll now go fetch the others.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2026 06:07 PM (2GVsD)

6 Craziest headline of the day at the Telegraph: "World facing a glut of oil after Iran peace deal" My goodness, some folks are really hard to please

Posted by: gp at June 17, 2026 06:08 PM (Jr5Lq)

7 I don't want to brag but I've had my own account since I was 28.

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So...3 months?

Because you're not even 29.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 06:09 PM (Zn6QU)

8 Does Jennifer Honka boobs?

Why yes it seems they do.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2026 06:09 PM (2GVsD)

9 Well, to be fair to Sanders, owning three homes has nothing to do with 'capitalism.' He certainly didn't get his through 'capitalism.'

Earning money to buy three homes... now, that would be different if he had done that.

Posted by: GWB at June 17, 2026 06:09 PM (kU0PQ)

10 >>> 4 That thing from Cardiff...

The Salt Vampire lives.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2026 06:07 PM (2GVsD)

NOT I

FEAR MUCH

MAKE AWAY GO!!!

Posted by: HORTA at June 17, 2026 06:09 PM (R+iUD)

11 Dwight Fart Schrute says The Office couldn't be made today because of wokeness, and even says he says media bias in favor of "the liberal agenda."

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Dude is far left, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 06:10 PM (Zn6QU)

12 Dwight Schrute for the win(well his career is over)

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2026 06:10 PM (YwEeS)

13 Bernie Sanders: I have every right to own three homes. I earned that money by writing anti-capitalism screed-books.

I thought at least one of them was acquired from the proceeds awarded for withdrawing from a Presidential race?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2026 06:10 PM (0sNs1)

14 The dirty little secret of everything is that nothing can be made today.

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2026 06:10 PM (wIg5s)

15 I had a savings account when I was 15. So there.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2026 06:11 PM (R+iUD)

16 That teacher should be charged

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 17, 2026 06:11 PM (znREB)

17 >>> 16 That teacher should be charged
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 17, 2026 06:11 PM (znREB)

With how much voltage?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2026 06:11 PM (R+iUD)

18 MLB can horsefuck…. I don’t watch; I haven’t watched in a decade; I won’t watch in the future

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 17, 2026 06:11 PM (ugElV)

19 fart?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 17, 2026 06:11 PM (xcxpd)

20 I judge how leftard someone is by one specific criteria: how "conservative" they think today's media is

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2026 06:12 PM (wIg5s)

21 19 fart?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 17, 2026 06:11 PM (xcxpd)

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clam?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 06:12 PM (Zn6QU)

22 20 I judge how leftard someone is by one specific criteria: how "conservative" they think today's media is

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2026 06:12 PM (wIg5s)

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They are controlled by corporations. Corporations are inherently right wing.

Sure, watch MSNOW if you want the establishment Republican line, sheeple.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 06:12 PM (Zn6QU)

23 220V at 400 cycle and 1.75A should suffice.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2026 06:12 PM (2GVsD)

24 11 Dwight Fart Schrute says The Office couldn't be made today because of wokeness, and even says he says media bias in favor of "the liberal agenda."

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Dude is far left, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 06:10 PM (Zn6QU)

Maybe but he's religious (Bahai IIRC) and devout which puts him at odds with Hollywood.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 17, 2026 06:13 PM (xcxpd)

25 The dirty little secret of everything is that nothing can be made today.

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2026 06:10 PM (wIg5s)

I've heard it both ways.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 17, 2026 06:13 PM (dK+Kv)

26 I just tried open Kindle on my PC and it says I need to install an update. I downloaded the newest app and it will not install unless I am running Win 11.

Anyone else have this problem?

If true these people are huge cocksuckers/

Posted by: pawn at June 17, 2026 06:13 PM (+rSJz)

27 21 19 fart?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 17, 2026 06:11 PM (xcxpd)

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clam?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 06:12 PM (Zn6QU)

We need to bring fartclam back. And snizz.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 17, 2026 06:13 PM (xcxpd)

28 Graham Platner is a fartclam fooker

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2026 06:14 PM (2GVsD)

29 I give it 30 days until Talarico is using campaign funds for personal expenses .

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2026 06:14 PM (5P5DO)

30 Ken Paxton Paxton challenged state Rep. James Talarico to prove he's as much of a Texas man as he claims:

"Let's meet at a barbecue restaurant and let's see how much you love barbecue. Let's have a real barbecue lunch."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2026 06:14 PM (0sNs1)

31 I don't want to brag but I've had my own account since I was 28.
_______________________

I know you went for the joke there, and you were likely subject to the same "child abuse" as the rest of us. Grandpa hits you up with $100 one Christmas when you were a kid.

You're thinking to yourself....that about 400 candybars...then a parent steps in and says, "What a wonderful time for you to open a bank account." Child abuse. Out the window go 400 candybars, or that gigantic squirt gun that took 4 DD batteries...or...

Posted by: Orson at June 17, 2026 06:14 PM (dIske)

32 Talerico eats just one rib, there goes the Vegan Vote.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2026 06:15 PM (2GVsD)

33 >>> 30 Ken Paxton Paxton challenged state Rep. James Talarico to prove he's as much of a Texas man as he claims:

"Let's meet at a barbecue restaurant and let's see how much you love barbecue. Let's have a real barbecue lunch."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2026 06:14 PM (0sNs1)

I'm sure Talarico enjoys hot links and other sausage.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2026 06:15 PM (R+iUD)

34 All these people saying Trump failed (Protecting Chocolate Jesus Legacy) in Iran need understand the whole purpose was to STOP IRAN FROM GETTING NUKES....

I guess these Gay Libs wanted Trump to go "TOTAL GHENGIS KHAN" and level everything and leave Iran as a desolate wasteland with multiple factions fighting for control ???

Never mentioned regime change and that is up to the Iranian people to accomplish. No more NATION BUILDING like Iraq, Somalia, Vietnam, etc......

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 17, 2026 06:15 PM (38587)

35 The MLB monopoly exemption should be seriously looked at anyhow.

It may have been a correct thing to do a century ago when baseball was America's Pastime, but those days are long past and there's no reason baseball can't face competition like any other professional sport.

If past NFL and NBA competitors are anything to go by, MLB has nothing to worry about anyhow, but it would allow for more teams in smaller cities, etc.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2026 06:15 PM (6ydKt)

36 A UFC fighter said something mean guys(maybe true). All Republicans ore Trump would have shit themselves denouncing him now it is a fart in the wind.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2026 06:15 PM (YwEeS)

37 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 17, 2026 06:15 PM (SRRAx)

38 I could have sworn that Dwight actor dude was a lefty. Probably still is but I guess he was caught saying a true thing on a network no liberal watches.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2026 06:16 PM (3uBP9)

39 fart?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 17, 2026 06:11 PM


Do it. You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: zombie Mao Tse Tung at June 17, 2026 06:16 PM (0sNs1)

40 > Texas Senate candidate James Talarico, 37, has a single checking account that holds up to $50,000--and he shares it with his mother, a frequent contributor to his political campaigns

Piker.

Should've gone into the son-in-law bidness like me, Jimmy.

Posted by: Beatoff O'Cuck at June 17, 2026 06:16 PM (IG3/x)

41 I just tried open Kindle on my PC and it says I need to install an update. I downloaded the newest app and it will not install unless I am running Win 11.

Anyone else have this problem?

If true these people are huge cocksuckers/
Posted by: pawn at June 17, 2026 06:13 PM (+rSJz)

Microsoft? Amazon? Both?

Surprised am I not.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2026 06:16 PM (qx7Zg)

42 39 fart?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 17, 2026 06:11 PM

Do it. You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: zombie Mao Tse Tung at June 17, 2026 06:16 PM (0sNs1)

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Better out than in.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 06:16 PM (Zn6QU)

43 it designed speech, promoted speech, and shoehorned social and political messages

Nope. They were religious messages. Alongside compelled speech, it was compelled religious statement. Particularly this latest one.

It used to be a clear principle that you could not compel speech that violated religious belief. You could barely compel a Jehovah's Witness to stand out of mere respect during the Pledge of Allegiance.

Posted by: GWB at June 17, 2026 06:16 PM (kU0PQ)

44 fart?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 17, 2026 06:11 PM (xcxpd)

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clam?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 06:12 PM (Zn6QU)


chowder?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2026 06:16 PM (iJfKG)

45
I wonder how many dicks Bernie sucked to get the three houses.

They will do anything.

Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2026 06:16 PM (/QHx4)

46 They won't report it unless it took place 30nyears ago... in a department store... in NY.

Posted by: Rex B at June 17, 2026 06:17 PM (763Um)

47 Sodomy & buggery pays!
Give California Public Utility Commission three letters from people that ***ked you in the a55 and you go to the head of the line for government contracts!

Posted by: torabora at June 17, 2026 06:17 PM (qrgCX)

48 >>> 26 I just tried open Kindle on my PC and it says I need to install an update. I downloaded the newest app and it will not install unless I am running Win 11.

Anyone else have this problem?

If true these people are huge cocksuckers/
Posted by: pawn at June 17, 2026 06:13 PM (+rSJz)

Yes, and yes.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 17, 2026 06:17 PM (R+iUD)

49 Holding a fart in?

Now why do I have a certain scene from Big Trouble in Little China now?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2026 06:17 PM (2GVsD)

50 fart?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 17, 2026 06:11 PM

I don't trust it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 17, 2026 06:18 PM (dK+Kv)

51 What? I don't think I ever had a joint account with my parents.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 17, 2026 06:18 PM (G3T/K)

52 44 fart?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 17, 2026 06:11 PM (xcxpd)

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clam?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 06:12 PM (Zn6QU)

chowder?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2026 06:16 PM (iJfKG)

would not eat fartclam chowder

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 17, 2026 06:19 PM (xcxpd)

53 *brrrraaaaaap*

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at June 17, 2026 06:19 PM (qrgCX)

54 Several comments with the word “fart” and I’m laughing… because I’m childish. But I don’t care who you are, that’s funny

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 17, 2026 06:19 PM (26GAh)

55 Bernie never worked a day in his life. He was kicked out of a socialist commune after only three days because he refused to work and ate all the food. If he had not conned the simpletons of Burlington, Vermont into electing him mayor he would probably be homeless. Plus his wife is a grifter.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 17, 2026 06:19 PM (l26NL)

56 The Office episode opening with the fake fire is possibly the hardest I've laughed at a sitcom scene.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2026 06:19 PM (GseMx)

57 Bernie Sanders: I have every right to own three homes. I earned that money by writing anti-capitalism screed-books.

Sorry comrade, not everyone has the ability to write anti-capitalist screeds and their need for houses is great, so yours houses will be redistributed to those lesser in ability and greater in need,

Posted by: Them's the rules tovarisch at June 17, 2026 06:20 PM (vJrRc)

58 Hey there, Teresa!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 17, 2026 06:20 PM (VyBeY)

59 I had a joint account with my mother - until I turned 18. We removed her from the account then.

Why not Dad? He worked during banking hours.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2026 06:20 PM (qx7Zg)

60 So at no point in our early years did either my sister or I share a banking account with our parents. I started my first account at age 14 with money earned mowing lawns.

On the other hand, sometime after my parents turned 70, my sister was ADDED TO THEIR ACCOUNTS. This proved fortuitous when they died within 2 years of each other, since my sister was the named executor for their estates.

Talarico doesn't have those excuses!

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at June 17, 2026 06:20 PM (7kJyR)

61 So the vegan cowboy in Texas and the porta potti meat beater Nazi in Maine are both living off their parents. Just like the new socialist mayor in Seattle. I also saw today that John Ossof was given his DC home by his daddy and his business prior to going to the Senate was paid for by money he inherited from his grandfather.

No wonder these socialists know nothing about the economy. They are all grifters.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2026 06:20 PM (viF8m)

62 would not eat fartclam chowder
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 17, 2026 06:19 PM (xcxpd)

Its made of people!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 17, 2026 06:20 PM (G3T/K)

63 What? I don't think I ever had a joint account with my parents.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 17, 2026 06:18 PM (G3T/K)

Well, what do you know?

Everybody look at Mr. Big Shot here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 17, 2026 06:20 PM (dK+Kv)

64 A plurality of American voters considered the U.S. war against Iran a failure, nearly half wanted Washington to end military action immediately, and barely one-third would have kept fighting until the Islamic regime in Tehran was destroyed, according to a new Rasmussen Reports survey.


So, I guess they wanted another Vietnam War by committing US Ground Troops to fight a land war for 20 years ???

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 17, 2026 06:20 PM (38587)

65 "Paula" Stanton was sentenced to 160 days in jail, but he will only have to serve 40 percent of that before being eligible for release.

lol

I like the way he doesn't even bother to shave off the stubble.

Just slap a Party City wig on and wait on a real woman to stroll by before the show starts.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2026 06:21 PM (6ydKt)

66 I also got my first bank account at 15, as soon as I started working.

I still kept my own account even after I married the late Mrs. Borgia (as did she). We set up a third account for mortgage, utilities, and so on, to which each of us would deposit money.

I don't recall that we ever had a fight about money.

Posted by: Beatoff O'Cuck at June 17, 2026 06:21 PM (IG3/x)

67 Cardiff tranny reminds me of the Rickey Gervais bit that end with " her penis you bigot"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 17, 2026 06:21 PM (ufO5q)

68 So funny, "Paula" isn't even putting in a good faith effort besides with his dick. Slap on a wig, look guys, I'm a chick.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2026 06:21 PM (n5tGW)

69 The Office episode opening with the fake fire is possibly the hardest I've laughed at a sitcom scene.
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2026 06:19 PM (GseMx)

The early Family Guy sequence where Peter is fighting a guy dressed in a chicken suit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 17, 2026 06:22 PM (G3T/K)

70 How far fetched is it that Talarico claims to have met his fake girlfriend in a gay bar?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 17, 2026 06:22 PM (l26NL)

71 64 A plurality of American voters considered the U.S. war against Iran a failure, nearly half wanted Washington to end military action immediately, and barely one-third would have kept fighting until the Islamic regime in Tehran was destroyed, according to a new Rasmussen Reports survey.


So, I guess they wanted another Vietnam War by committing US Ground Troops to fight a land war for 20 years ???

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 17, 2026 06:20 PM (38587)

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Opinion polls are...finnicky at best.

There are greater chances that Iran will be forgotten as an issue entirely by the time this election comes around than it actually is something important people talk about anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 06:22 PM (Zn6QU)

72 A plurality of American voters considered the U.S. war against Iran a failure, nearly half wanted Washington to end military action immediately, and barely one-third would have kept fighting until the Islamic regime in Tehran was destroyed, according to a new Rasmussen Reports survey.

So, letting Iran have Nukes is OK ????

Posted by: Mike Hunt at June 17, 2026 06:22 PM (38587)

73 OT, but some here will enjoy it. I ordered a 250th anniversary word search puzzle book from Amazon. I'm having fun looking for Predator, SAW, SMAW, Stryker, Tomahawk, and Warthog.

If anyone's curious, I'll see if I can find a link.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2026 06:22 PM (qx7Zg)

74 Isaiah 16:11 — Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh.

If that’s not a Biblical reference to farting, I don’t know what it is!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 17, 2026 06:22 PM (ugElV)

75 It's hilarious that there are so many examples of history only starting yesterday for the Left. It's also the cause of much of their total lack of self-awareness.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2026 06:23 PM (GseMx)

76
That teacher should be charged
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

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Absolutely. How is it legal to force a student to submit to being touched by ANYONE else? Especially in a sexual way?

By the way, I wonder if the masked person in the insert was the teacher.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2026 06:23 PM (XJ22o)

77 >>> I just tried open Kindle on my PC and it says I need to install an update. I downloaded the newest app and it will not install unless I am running Win 11.

Anyone else have this problem?

If true these people are huge cocksuckers/
Posted by: pawn at June 17, 2026 06:13 PM (+rSJz)


They want stronger DRM that win 10 doesn't support as easily. So they are ending the kindle app on win 10. I don't use kindle anymore and instead transfered everything to calibre and manage it my self. It was a big pain initially but is better now.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2026 06:23 PM (3uBP9)

78 My first checking account was a business account at age 18.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2026 06:23 PM (5P5DO)

79 55 Bernie never worked a day in his life. He was kicked out of a socialist commune after only three days because he refused to work and ate all the food.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 17, 2026 06:19 PM (l26NL)

Yep. As far as I know he is the only person in recorded history who got kicked out of a hippie commune for being too lazy.

Bernie: never change, you legend!

Posted by: Beatoff O'Cuck at June 17, 2026 06:23 PM (IG3/x)

80 64 A plurality of American voters considered the U.S. war against Iran a failure, nearly half wanted Washington to end military action immediately, and barely one-third would have kept fighting until the Islamic regime in Tehran was destroyed, according to a new Rasmussen Reports survey.


So, I guess they wanted another Vietnam War by committing US Ground Troops to fight a land war for 20 years ???
Posted by: Jackson K.

Translation, Democrats wanted us to lose, Independents were pissed off at the price of gas, and the right was split between those that trust Trump and those that want to pound in the coffin nails on Iran's government right now.

Posted by: whig at June 17, 2026 06:24 PM (E4rtv)

81 Those masturbating women always look like that, don't they?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 17, 2026 06:24 PM (HY9+l)

82 Rainn Wilson: "Both sides need to have an equal standard of behavior."


Impossible bro.
Standards of behavior are completely incompatible with diversity, equity and inclusion.

You bigoted ableist sexcist racist homophobic islamaphobe.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2026 06:24 PM (6ydKt)

83
British X accounts are all over the rape gang report. 250,000 girls raped. TWO HUNDRED FIFTY-THOUSAND.
Some of them 600-700 times, which is entirely plausible if they were grabbed off the street even a few times a week for one year.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2026 06:24 PM (XJ22o)

84 Lest they forget Barry gave them Billions to develop Nukes !

After all he had to help his own kind ......

Posted by: Mike Hunt at June 17, 2026 06:24 PM (38587)

85 80 Translation, Democrats wanted us to lose, Independents were pissed off at the price of gas, and the right was split between those that trust Trump and those that want to pound in the coffin nails on Iran's government right now.

Posted by: whig at June 17, 2026 06:24 PM (E4rtv)


========

And through it all, polling was showing a national environment closer to 2022 than 2018.

So, we'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 06:24 PM (Zn6QU)

86 74 Isaiah 16:11 — Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh.

If that’s not a Biblical reference to farting, I don’t know what it is!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 17, 2026 06:22 PM (ugElV)

Dysentery, diarrhea, SHARTS FROM HELL!!!!

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at June 17, 2026 06:25 PM (7kJyR)

87 Posted by: Mike Hunt at June 17, 2026 06:22 PM (38587

I'm part of the 1/3.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2026 06:25 PM (GseMx)

88 I just tried open Kindle on my PC and it says I need to install an update. I downloaded the newest app and it will not install unless I am running Win 11.

Anyone else have this problem?

If true these people are huge cocksuckers/
Posted by: pawn
======
Related to people jail breaking DRM books and Amazon dropping support for its oldest Kindles.

And of course they are cocksuckers by choice--they want you to pay over and over again for the same material.

Posted by: whig at June 17, 2026 06:26 PM (E4rtv)

89 How far fetched is it that Talarico claims to have met his fake girlfriend in a gay bar?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 17, 2026 06:22 PM (l26NL)


Happens all the time actually.

Posted by: Electric Six at June 17, 2026 06:26 PM (3uBP9)

90 83
British X accounts are all over the rape gang report. 250,000 girls raped. TWO HUNDRED FIFTY-THOUSAND.
Some of them 600-700 times, which is entirely plausible if they were grabbed off the street even a few times a week for one year.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2026 06:24 PM (XJ22o)

=======

England will probably be in a low-key resistance guerilla war before their next general election in 3 years.

It might have already started in Northern Ireland.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 06:26 PM (Zn6QU)

91 > British X accounts are all over the rape gang report. 250,000 girls raped.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2026 06:24 PM (XJ22o)

I had to get off the net a while earlier today. The old blood pressure was not liking what I was reading.

Posted by: Beatoff O'Cuck at June 17, 2026 06:26 PM (IG3/x)

92 It should only be referred to as "her penis" if the holder is someone like Lorena Bobbitt.

Posted by: fd at June 17, 2026 06:26 PM (vFG9F)

93 It appears Governor Greaseball might be in some real trouble. His scumbag wife, too.

https://tinyurl.com/ydt49utt

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2026 06:27 PM (viF8m)

94 "I don't want to brag but I've had my own account since I was 28."
-------
"Who's a big boy? You are!"

Posted by: 496 at June 17, 2026 06:27 PM (KJYe0)

95
A plurality of American voters considered the U.S. war against Iran a failure, nearly half wanted Washington to end military action immediately, and barely one-third would have kept fighting until the Islamic regime in Tehran was destroyed, according to a new Rasmussen Reports survey.


So, I guess they wanted another Vietnam War by committing US Ground Troops to fight a land war for 20 years ???
Posted by: Jackson K.

================

We want the Iranian regime destroyed, with no boots on the ground, and keep it down to one billion dollars, and don't spend more than six weeks on it! And we want cheap gas and to stay out of the Straight of Hormooze. Bring our boys home!

Posted by: Typical Focus Group at June 17, 2026 06:28 PM (XJ22o)

96 Fighting back, but how dare he announce his plan on the day of the Pride parade!! From the SF Gate:
----------------------
While Pride celebrations are taking place across California this month, one county has voted to make June the “Traditional Nuclear Family” month while pointedly excluding LGBTQ+ families.

On Tuesday, the Fresno County Board of Supervisors voted 3 to 2 in favor of the resolution, which defines the nuclear family as “consisting of one husband, one wife,” along with children, as “God’s design.”

The resolution was introduced by Chairman of the Board Garry Bredefeld, who announced the plan on June 6, the same day as the Fresno Pride Parade.

Posted by: beckster at June 17, 2026 06:28 PM (kX27y)

97 If Talarico did meet his fake " girlfriend" in a gay bar odds are the "girlfriend" has a penis

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 17, 2026 06:28 PM (ufO5q)

98 I don't want to brag but I've had my own account since I was 28.

===

Impressive!

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2026 06:28 PM (GD0B3)

99 We want the Iranian regime destroyed, with no boots on the ground, and keep it down to one billion dollars, and don't spend more than six weeks on it! And we want cheap gas and to stay out of the Straight of Hormooze. Bring our boys home!

Posted by: Typical Focus Group at June 17, 2026 06:28 PM (XJ22o)

And a pony.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 17, 2026 06:28 PM (dK+Kv)

100 England will probably be in a low-key resistance guerilla war before their next general election in 3 years.

It might have already started in Northern Ireland.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

The royals have yet to make even one statement about the Paki rape gangs. Tommy Robinson has been proven right.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 17, 2026 06:29 PM (l26NL)

101
496,

How are you today?

I pray your new hip is working well for you!

Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2026 06:29 PM (/QHx4)

102 "They want stronger DRM that win 10 doesn't support as easily. So they are ending the kindle app on win 10. "

If that is not a perfect example of the need for physical books, I don't know what is.

Posted by: fd at June 17, 2026 06:29 PM (vFG9F)

103 Talarico dating scene:

youtu.be/tWBRwamd_Ls

Posted by: Electric Six at June 17, 2026 06:29 PM (3uBP9)

104 Pawn, Kindle for pc is going away at the end of the month. Download classic Kindle and it will work. Not at home so don't remember where I got it from.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 17, 2026 06:30 PM (HY9+l)

105 I opened a bank account at age 8 because my grandfather gave me $100 to do so. Shame it doesn't have a lot in it these days. Ha!

Posted by: turambar at June 17, 2026 06:30 PM (Q0yOR)

106 100 The royals have yet to make even one statement about the Paki rape gangs. Tommy Robinson has been proven right.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 17, 2026 06:29 PM (l26NL)

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Because the royals, since Elizabeth, have approved of punishing the lower classes of Britain for the crimes of the British royal family by replacing them with minorities who hate the British lower classes as much as the British royals hate the British lower classes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 06:30 PM (Zn6QU)

107 Every single individual should have someone they trust jointly on their bank accounts, to keep them independently active if they die.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 17, 2026 06:30 PM (sl73Y)

108 Ken Paxton — over-eager for pussy. Definitely heterosexual. Loves BBQ

Talarico — Met his girlfriend in a gay bar. Vegan.

Polar opposites. Texans should have zero problems deciding

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 17, 2026 06:30 PM (ugElV)

109 And through it all, polling was showing a national environment closer to 2022 than 2018.

So, we'll see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=====
Foreign policy as long it it doesn't affect gas prices or something like that is usually far down on the priority list of swing voters for elections. I don't see Iran driving left leaners to turnout more for Dems or for teh right to turnout much less.

If body bags are not coming home, it is just not that important other than inconveniencing Americans at gas prices.

Posted by: whig at June 17, 2026 06:31 PM (E4rtv)

110 I've heard it both ways.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 17, 2026 06:13 PM (dK+Kv)

LOL

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2026 06:31 PM (wIg5s)

111 Old versions of kindle for pc here:
https://kindle-for-pc.en.uptodown.com/windows/versions

Dunno if they will work to log in though, Amazon is asshoe

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 17, 2026 06:31 PM (xcxpd)

112 Anyone else have this problem?

If true these people are huge cocksuckers/

Posted by: pawn at June 17, 2026 06:13 PM (+rSJz)

Not that same problem, but similar.
I couldn't update some important apps on my iPhone because it was an X from 2017 and can't be updated past iOS 16.

I had to get a new phone.

Unless you can find an older version of the Kindle app, uninstall the one you have, and then turn off updates on the new install.

It might be possible to find a replacement app that works like Kindle for your library and ebooks.

If that doesn't work then you'll probably need to update to Win11.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2026 06:31 PM (6ydKt)

113 Every single individual should have someone they trust jointly on their bank accounts, to keep them independently active if they die.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 17, 2026 06:30 PM (sl73Y)

Just what are planning?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 17, 2026 06:31 PM (dK+Kv)

114 I opened a bank account at age 8 because my grandfather gave me $100 to do so. Shame it doesn't have a lot in it these days. Ha!
Posted by: turambar

I started out with nothing. After all these years, I've still got most of it.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 17, 2026 06:31 PM (l26NL)

115 109 Foreign policy as long it it doesn't affect gas prices or something like that is usually far down on the priority list of swing voters for elections. I don't see Iran driving left leaners to turnout more for Dems or for teh right to turnout much less.

If body bags are not coming home, it is just not that important other than inconveniencing Americans at gas prices.

Posted by: whig at June 17, 2026 06:31 PM (E4rtv)

=======

*nods sagaciously*

The glory of Rome.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 06:32 PM (Zn6QU)

116 If Trump levels Iran into parking lot, he is a War Criminal

If Trump does not level Iran into a parking lot, he is a Pussy


Six in one hand and a half dozen in the other....

Posted by: Jack Meehoff at June 17, 2026 06:32 PM (cAEZx)

117 Bernie Sanders' money comes not from shitty books, but rather from laundering campaign funds on each of his presidential runs through a company his wife's friend owns, then that company makes his advertising buys. Bernie gets a huge kickback from the company and the woman who owns it gets enough for it to be worth the effort.

Regarding the books, he does make some money from the sales, 99% of which are purchases of the shitty book that nobody sane would buy, using, you guessed it, campaign funds again.

Like all communists, Bernie Sanders is a thief, as well as a liar.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 17, 2026 06:32 PM (/RHNq)

118 The new hip seems stable. Not much pain yet... the good drugh haven't worn off yet. I'm glad it's finally done! Thanks for asking

Posted by: 496 at June 17, 2026 06:32 PM (KJYe0)

119 If Trump levels Iran into parking lot, he is a War Criminal

If Trump does not level Iran into a parking lot, he is a Pussy


Six in one hand and a half dozen in the other....
Posted by: Jack Meehoff at June 17, 2026 06:32 PM (cAEZx)

I definitely want the six…. NOT the half dozen!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 17, 2026 06:33 PM (ugElV)

120 The vast majority of Americans have only the most surface level knowledge of what happened in Iran and why.Definitely shaped by the overwhelmingly negative coverage that they saw as "normies".

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2026 06:34 PM (YwEeS)

121
We bought new Kindles because of the warning that they wouldn't download new books you want to read.

Assholes, the old kindles are still working.



Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2026 06:34 PM (/QHx4)

122 Is Vermont populated with old 1960 Hippies still fighting the Vietnam War and wear Ho Chi Minh and Chi Guevera T Shirts ???

Posted by: Jack Meehoff at June 17, 2026 06:35 PM (cAEZx)

123 > Bernie gets a huge kickback from the company and the woman who owns it gets enough for it to be worth the effort.

His kid and his wife's kids, none of whom have any discernable talent for anything, also get "hired" for lucrative "consulting" gigs.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2026 06:35 PM (IG3/x)

124
93 It appears Governor Greaseball might be in some real trouble. His scumbag wife, too.

https://tinyurl.com/ydt49utt
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2026 06:27 PM (viF8m)

Jen Van Laar is doing great work - interesting that Gavin sold the one home to the criminal attorney repping Duong. Duong paid off former Mayor Shen Tao or whatever her name is, forcing her to resign when it came out. Duong ran one of the major trash pick companies contracted in Oakland, IIRC.

Posted by: beckster at June 17, 2026 06:36 PM (kX27y)

125

496,

Excellent news.

Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2026 06:36 PM (/QHx4)

126

Has Scott Pelley been successful at popping his skull out of his skin yet?

I bet he would look like the fly in that movie. He has that insectoid look.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 17, 2026 06:36 PM (et1vG)

127 120 The vast majority of Americans have only the most surface level knowledge of what happened in Iran and why. Definitely shaped by the overwhelmingly negative coverage that they saw as "normies".

If Oprah does not say it then it is not true....

Posted by: Jack Meehoff at June 17, 2026 06:37 PM (cAEZx)

128 "Like all communists, Bernie Sanders is a thief, as well as a liar.
Posted by: Sharkman"

I am baffled by the support for that old sourpuss. He looks like he smells of moth balls and Bengay. If he wasn't a politician he'd be a flasher.

Posted by: fd at June 17, 2026 06:37 PM (vFG9F)

129 > 111 Old versions of kindle for pc here:
https://kindle-for-pc.en.uptodown.com/windows/versions

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 17, 2026 06:31 PM (xcxpd)

That's pretty close to being the most dubious URL I've ever seen.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2026 06:37 PM (IG3/x)

130 Most people think B-2 is a vitamin .....

Posted by: Jack Meehoff at June 17, 2026 06:38 PM (cAEZx)

131 I imagine lots of high schools and colleges bought Bernie's books. So he had some sales there, too.

But as a committed socialist he should have given it all to the state or at least charity.

Faker.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2026 06:38 PM (6ydKt)

132 Bernie makes money from his anti-capitalist books because of capitalism. I'm sure he sees the irony in that

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 17, 2026 06:38 PM (ufO5q)

133 132 Bernie makes money from his anti-capitalist books because of capitalism. I'm sure he sees the irony in that

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 17, 2026 06:38 PM (ufO5q)

====

I don't know...

He seems kind of retarded.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 06:39 PM (Zn6QU)

134 The Kamster here.............

How do you make Ben Gay ???

You squeeze his tube !!!! Get it !

Cackle ..... Cackle .... Cackle .......

Posted by: Kami Harris at June 17, 2026 06:40 PM (M0566)

135 120 The vast majority of Americans have only the most surface level knowledge of what happened in Iran and why.Definitely shaped by the overwhelmingly negative coverage that they saw as "normies".
Posted by: steevy
======
Pretty much true. People don't care if it does not end up affecting them much.

Posted by: whig at June 17, 2026 06:41 PM (E4rtv)

136 Bernie gets a house each time he runs for President.

In two years, he'll be limping for President.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2026 06:41 PM (qx7Zg)

137 Duong ran one of the major trash pick companies contracted in Oakland, IIRC.

Posted by: beckster at June 17, 2026 06:36 PM (kX27y)

Sounds like the Bay Area version of Tony Rezko in Chicago.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2026 06:42 PM (6ydKt)

138 You want a laugh? Imagine Bernie saying "hemorrhoid".

Posted by: fd at June 17, 2026 06:42 PM (vFG9F)

139 I don't know...

He seems kind of retarded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
====
He'll fit right in with Maize Hirono then.

Posted by: whig at June 17, 2026 06:42 PM (E4rtv)

140 The Kamster here.............

How do you make Ben Gay ???

You squeeze his tube !!!! Get it !

Cackle ..... Cackle .... Cackle .......
Posted by: Kami Harris at June 17, 2026 06:40 PM


Please clap!

Posted by: Jeb! at June 17, 2026 06:43 PM (0sNs1)

141 Like they say..............

Communism and Socialism is great until you run out of everybody's income tax money.....

CALIFORNICA ........

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 17, 2026 06:43 PM (Bnw/D)

142 I don't think Bernie will run in '28.

Pretty sure he passed that torch to AOC last year.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2026 06:43 PM (6ydKt)

143
Man whores and woman whores.

They perform whatever the people want sexually and they get houses, businesses and money to take care of their kids.

Is there no honor left in the world?

Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2026 06:43 PM (/QHx4)

144 This went sideways.

https://youtube.com/shorts/ethqMxdhrMw

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2026 06:44 PM (qx7Zg)

145 > 136 Bernie gets a house each time he runs for President.

He's like Zsa-Zsa Gabor that way.

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Whenever I leave a man, I keep the house."

Or one of Clint Eastwood's exes.

"Next time I'm going to cut out the middleman. I'll just find a bitch I can't stand and buy her a house."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2026 06:44 PM (IG3/x)

146 > He seems kind of retarded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
====
He'll fit right in with Maize Hirono then.
Posted by: whig at June 17, 2026 06:42 PM (E4rtv)

She was too ugly and stupid to work in the family whorehouse, so she had to go into politics.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2026 06:45 PM (IG3/x)

147 Vitamin B-2 actually exists. That's the other name for riboflavin. Sadly, it does not come in little B-2 Spirit shaped tablets - big pharma is missing a bet. It does come in steak, though.

Posted by: Locarno at June 17, 2026 06:45 PM (Fev1l)

148 35 120 The vast majority of Americans have only the most surface level knowledge of what happened in Iran and why.Definitely shaped by the overwhelmingly negative coverage that they saw as "normies".
Posted by: steevy
======
Pretty much true. People don't care if it does not end up affecting them much.

Until the Ragheads drop a Nuke on Isreal and total ME War breaks out and the world economy collapses and now their Starbucks cost $50 a cup.

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 17, 2026 06:45 PM (Bnw/D)

149 Real Man and Arbiter of Masculinity James Talarico has one checking account, which is a joint account... with his mommy.

This is a great look. I hope the GOP takes every opportunity to highlight (and by highlight, I mean mock relentlessly) it in the upcoming months.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 17, 2026 06:45 PM (zYpTz)

150 AOC probably thinks B-52 is a vitamin.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2026 06:46 PM (IG3/x)

151 I remember an age when delusionals used to claim to be Napoleon and were locked up in loony bins. Today an ugly man grows his hair, claims to be a woman and everybody must bow down and worship.

Posted by: Decaf at June 17, 2026 06:46 PM (xpP6J)

152 Whenever I see the term "undocumented [fill in your favorite euphemism for lawbreaker here]" I mentally note that the writer misspelled "illegal alien", again, and hope that whoever Is being referenced was on a plane out of the country.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 17, 2026 06:48 PM (cvJV+)

153 "It does come in steak, though.
Posted by: Locarno"

That all I need to know. Somebody let Piper know.

Posted by: fd at June 17, 2026 06:48 PM (vFG9F)

154 They are going to have 60 days to negotiate with Iran for a final agreement.

I don't think the Iranians will make it past day 15 before doing something stupid, but maybe they'll be able to contain themselves long enough to get a deal, then they can screw everything up force Trump & Bibi to go back to bombing them later this year.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2026 06:48 PM (6ydKt)

155 His kid and his wife's kids, none of whom have any discernable talent for anything, also get "hired" for lucrative "consulting" gigs.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
------

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 17, 2026 06:48 PM (XeU6L)

156 154 They are going to have 60 days to negotiate with Iran for a final agreement.

I don't think the Iranians will make it past day 15 before doing something stupid, but maybe they'll be able to contain themselves long enough to get a deal, then they can screw everything up force Trump & Bibi to go back to bombing them later this year.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2026 06:48 PM (6ydKt)

======

The civilian government (the ones doing the negotiating) is going to bribe the shit out of the army and a civil war is going to break out between the army and the IRGC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 06:49 PM (Zn6QU)

157 > Whenever I see the term "undocumented [fill in your favorite euphemism for lawbreaker here]"
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 17, 2026 06:48 PM (cvJV+)

The worst I've seen so far is "undocumented probationary citizen", though that may have been someone trolling. Hard to say.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2026 06:50 PM (IG3/x)

158 I’m looking forward to watching the US Open…. Some of the best opens of my life were played at Shinnecock and Pebble Beach

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 17, 2026 06:50 PM (26GAh)

159 Vitamin B-2 actually exists.
-----

Hmm. Is there a vitamin B-52?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 17, 2026 06:50 PM (XeU6L)

160 Hairy headed gent who jerked it off in Kent.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2026 06:50 PM (Cqx++)

161 "Like all communists, Bernie Sanders is a thief, as well as a liar.
Posted by: Sharkman"

I am baffled by the support for that old sourpuss. He looks like he smells of moth balls and Bengay. If he wasn't a politician he'd be a flasher.
Posted by: fd at June 17, 2026 06:37 PM (vFG9F)

He was mouthing all the same slogans leftists heard on the campus when mom was paying the bills and they did nothing but drink and take drugs. Nostalgia.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2026 06:51 PM (uhVAy)

162
CBS Evening News presenting the WC as though we yahoos should count ourselves fortunate that foreigners condescend to visit this benighted land.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2026 06:51 PM (O0L8i)

163 162
CBS Evening News presenting the WC as though we yahoos should count ourselves fortunate that foreigners condescend to visit this benighted land.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2026 06:51 PM (O0L8i)

=====

I was promised that no one would come because Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 06:51 PM (Zn6QU)

164 > This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 17, 2026 06:48 PM (XeU6L)

You, the other Biden kids, Harris's stepspawn "supermodel", the Kerry kids, Chelsea Clinton...


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2026 06:52 PM (IG3/x)

165 The civilian government (the ones doing the negotiating) is going to bribe the shit out of the army and a civil war is going to break out between the army and the IRGC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 06:49 PM (Zn6QU)

Seems like a distinct possibility.

If they can get rid of the IRGC and get rid of the mullahs there may actually be a chance at real peace.

Short of that we'll just be waiting on the sequel to this episode.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2026 06:52 PM (6ydKt)

166 That Redan green, the 7th at Shinnecock… it’s fun to watch pros putt the ball right off the green…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 17, 2026 06:53 PM (ugElV)

167 "I don't want to brag but I've had my own account since I was 28."

So, for a year?

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 17, 2026 06:53 PM (gUs21)

168 "CBS Evening News presenting the WC as though we yahoos should count ourselves fortunate that foreigners condescend to visit this benighted land."

Did we get to vote on it? I didn't get a vote. What kind of Democracy is this anyway?

Posted by: fd at June 17, 2026 06:53 PM (vFG9F)

169 165 Seems like a distinct possibility.

If they can get rid of the IRGC and get rid of the mullahs there may actually be a chance at real peace.

Short of that we'll just be waiting on the sequel to this episode.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2026 06:52 PM (6ydKt)

======

You just need to get to the second-assistant to the general manager who prioritizes getting peed on by Saudi hookers more than eschatological dreams of the 12th madi, or whatever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 06:54 PM (Zn6QU)

170 Hairy headed gent who jerked it off in Kent.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2026 06:50 PM


There once was a Hairy headed gent
who jerked it off in Kent.
Something
Something
Bent?
Went?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2026 06:54 PM (0sNs1)

171 I am baffled by the support for that old sourpuss. He looks like he smells of moth balls and Bengay. If he wasn't a politician he'd be a flasher.
Posted by: fd
------

Sitting on a park bench
Eying little girls with bad intent
Snot running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clo-othes

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2026 06:54 PM (XeU6L)

172 I really do hate everyone.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 17, 2026 06:54 PM (g8IDW)

173 I remember an age when delusionals used to claim to be Napoleon and were locked up in loony bins. Today an ugly man grows his hair, claims to be a woman and everybody must bow down and worship.
Posted by: Decaf at June 17, 2026 06:46 PM (xpP6J)

They´re coming to take me away,
Haha, they´re coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I´ll be happy to see
Those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they´re coming to take me AWAY,
HA HAAAA...

Posted by: Delusional Homosexuals at June 17, 2026 06:55 PM (z20w/)

174 I really do hate everyone.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Bad day today?

Posted by: Tuna at June 17, 2026 06:55 PM (lJ0H4)

175 >>CBS Evening News presenting the WC as though we yahoos should count ourselves fortunate that foreigners condescend to visit this benighted land.

A bit awkward when at the same time people from around the world who have come to the US for the WC are posting on X how wonderful the US is and how much they like the people.

The funniest ones are about the food. We are told constantly we have no culture and our food is garbage yet someone actual people seem to love it.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2026 06:55 PM (viF8m)

176 I'm part of the 1/3.
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2026 06:25 PM (GseMx)

Same. I'm no expert, and I never served, but I can't help thinking if we had pounded the IRGC immediately to absolute literal death, ushered in the shah, and supervised the transition, it would all have been calmed back down by now.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 17, 2026 06:55 PM (zYpTz)

177 Gas went up forty cents a gallon today.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2026 06:56 PM (Cqx++)

178 Werewolves of London. Now we’re cooking with gas! Warren Zevon

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 17, 2026 06:56 PM (ugElV)

179 Freddy the German has been treated like a guest of honor throughout his journey in the South. He and his friends will remember this trip for the rest of their lives.

Quite a few other tourists becoming famous with how much they love the USA.

If nothing else it's quite nice to see some positive publicity about everything America actually is, and has things to be proud of, instead of the constant doom & gloom of our news and media culture.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2026 06:56 PM (6ydKt)

180 The Panama national anthem isn't "Panama" by Van Halen?

Posted by: Wally at June 17, 2026 06:56 PM (91G+V)

181 I really do hate everyone.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Bad day today?
Posted by: Tuna at June 17, 2026 06:55 PM (lJ0H4)

Do you need an 81mm emotional support mortar?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2026 06:56 PM (qx7Zg)

182 I really do hate everyone
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 17, 2026 06:54 PM


{{{{{{{{{nurse}}}}}}}}

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2026 06:57 PM (0sNs1)

183 "It authorized "BLM" to be stenciled onto pitching mounds."

Which is precisely when I stopped watching and never returned. A Dodger fan since '74. Eff 'em.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 17, 2026 06:58 PM (pE12i)

184 Baseball has plunged in popularity over the years. There are a lot of reasons, not the least of which is terrible leadership, but it was inevitable in a TV-dominated culture.

BUT... in a streaming-dominated culture, in a "multiple screens" and "background viewing" culture, it could dominate again. You can run baseball in the background and still enjoy it, like people use to with radio. Football and basketball really require viewing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2026 06:58 PM (UZCuZ)

185 The civilian government (the ones doing the negotiating) is going to bribe the shit out of the army and a civil war is going to break out between the army and the IRGC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

I've already read that there have been skirmishes between elements of the military (who Trump never disparaged) and the IRGC. It's coming.

Also, the Panamanian national anthem sounds like an opera aria to me.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 17, 2026 06:58 PM (l26NL)

186 Same. I'm no expert, and I never served, but I can't help thinking if we had pounded the IRGC immediately to absolute literal death, ushered in the shah, and supervised the transition, it would all have been calmed back down by now.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

IRGC is embedded.
Remember how they had to start disguising themselves to avoid getting droned?

Posted by: MkY at June 17, 2026 06:58 PM (q6tQZ)

187
======
Pretty much true. People don't care if it does not end up affecting them much.
Posted by: whig at June 17, 2026 06:41 PM (E4rtv)

Schlicter wrote on that today, and I have to agree with his take. Politically, Trump calculated that most normies would just see lower oil prices and not care, and he could safely sell out any war hawks because they got nowhere else to go.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2026 06:59 PM (nuNhM)

188 Nurse, a bit of good news your way

Katie Daviscourt 📸

@KatieDaviscourt
·
2h
Breaking: Federal and local authorities rescued 13 children and women during recent sex trafficking operations on Seattle's Aurora Avenue

As a result of the operation, 6 suspects and/or pimps were arrested on felony child exploitation charges.

Posted by: whig at June 17, 2026 06:59 PM (E4rtv)

189 Sitting on a park bench
Eying little girls with bad intent
Snot running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clo-othes
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2026 06:54 PM (XeU6L)

Yet another case of great music yet horrifying lyrics.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 17, 2026 06:59 PM (zZu0s)

190 >>Freddy the German has been treated like a guest of honor throughout his journey in the South. He and his friends will remember this trip for the rest of their lives.

He's at an In-n-Out right now raving about the hamburgers.

Saw a Frenchmen yesterday doing a review on Bucees. Very funny. He loved it.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2026 07:00 PM (viF8m)

191 Iirc, Bernie’s wife bankrupted a small Vermont college, forgot the name of it.

But also, apparently UVM enrollment is significantly down thanks to lovely Burlington becoming a crime-infested refugee shthole, thanks to Bernie’s immigration values. Guess he can take credit for helping ruin a second univo.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2026 07:00 PM (ufOdi)

192 They arrested the Mahdi in the UK in April:

https://tinyurl.com/4bxf2u8r
(CBS News)

Some 500 British police officers conducted raids on facilities linked to the Ahmadi Religion of Peace and Light (AROPL) group Wednesday morning, arresting ten people on suspicion of various offenses including modern slavery, forced marriage and sexual assault.

...

The Ahmadi Religion of Peace and Light is a religious movement based largely on messianic prophecy intertwined with conspiracy theories. It is associated with the Shiite branch of Islam but is considered heretical by most Muslims.

In 2015, the sect's Egyptian-American leader Abdullah Hashem claimed to be the Mahdi – an Islamic messianic figure comparable to the Second Coming of Christ. He has also claimed to be the true pope and the successor of Jesus Christ.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2026 07:00 PM (6ydKt)

193 Which is precisely when I stopped watching and never returned. A Dodger fan since '74. Eff 'em.

Yeah it was in 2017 I never watched another baseball game. They bowed to the radical leftist activists and it was the final straw. I used to love baseball, it got me through 2016 when my health really collapsed and things seemed doomed in America.

But every stupid new rule change and then that final cowering to the radical left, ended my delight.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2026 07:00 PM (UZCuZ)

194 > 189 Sitting on a park bench
Eying little girls with bad intent
Snot running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clo-othes
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2026 06:54 PM (XeU6L)

Yet another case of great music yet horrifying lyrics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 17, 2026 06:59 PM (zZu0s)

The whole album, really.

Cross-Eyed Mary couldn't be any more topical if it explicitly said the "jack-knife barber" was Pakistani.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2026 07:01 PM (IG3/x)

195 Nurse, this might help until the Cafe

https://youtube.com/shorts/JIm1RWB8s1Q

It's safe for work - cute puppies

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2026 07:01 PM (qx7Zg)

196 Also, the Panamanian national anthem sounds like an opera aria to me.
Posted by: Blutarski
======
'Don't Cry For Me Panamania'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2026 07:01 PM (XeU6L)

197 There once was a Hairy headed gent
who jerked it off in Kent.
Something
Something
Bent?
Went?
*****
Spent

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 17, 2026 07:01 PM (PJdmB)

198

I guess this is some kind of understanding.
Or maybe it's some kind of mistake.

Posted by: Genesis at June 17, 2026 07:02 PM (Cqx++)

199 Freddy the German has been treated like a guest of honor throughout his journey in the South. He and his friends will remember this trip for the rest of their lives.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Freddy is coming to Oklahoma tomorrow for a concert by some woman I don't know. I hope he has a good time.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 17, 2026 07:02 PM (l26NL)

200 As for Iran, you have to remember, the War Powers Act only allows the president to engage in military action for a limited amount of time in a theater (when they are not Democrats). As i stated a few days ago, we may as well just get rid of our military: the system will not allow a win.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2026 07:02 PM (UZCuZ)

201 "hey are going to have 60 days to negotiate with Iran for a final agreement."

irgc is already saying "no deal". fwiw

Posted by: Will Robinson at June 17, 2026 07:03 PM (zBgIx)

202 Schlicter wrote on that today, and I have to agree with his take. Politically, Trump calculated that most normies would just see lower oil prices and not care, and he could safely sell out any war hawks because they got nowhere else to go.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2026 06:59 PM (nuNhM)

A huge chunk of the "warhawk" type defected to the Democrats over Ukraine and are in the opposition now anyway. Trump cleaning up the military mollifies the remainder that are still Republicans and nothing succeeds like success - and even without Iran there has been a lot of success.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2026 07:03 PM (uhVAy)

203 1) I had a savings account with my dad's name on it when I was about 12. I had a different, checking account when I got my first job when I was 16, I don't remember if one of my parents were on it, I imagine they were, since I was a minor.

2) The funniest "Office" episode was when Michael burned his foot on his George Forman grill getting out of bed. Dwight wrecked his car and got a concussion rushing to help him. Dwight was loopier than usual throughout the episode due to the concussion. Michael had an absurd conversation with the E.R. doctor about which was more serious, a burned foot or a concussion.

Posted by: a.moron at June 17, 2026 07:04 PM (X5Jzz)

204 Speaking of Ukraine, does anybody care anymore?

Posted by: fd at June 17, 2026 07:04 PM (vFG9F)

205 Iirc, Bernie’s wife bankrupted a small Vermont college, forgot the name of it.
--------

Burlington College. She was very nearly indicted:

"BURLINGTON, Vt. —
Sen. Bernie Sanders' wife, Jane O'Meara Sanders, will face no criminal charges related to a controversial land deal at Burlington College.

Vermont's U.S. Attorney, Christina Nolan has informed Sanders the investigation into alleged wrongdoing has concluded and no charges will be filed, a Sanders spokesman said Tuesday."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2026 07:05 PM (XeU6L)

206 184 Baseball has plunged in popularity over the years. There are a lot of reasons, not the least of which is terrible leadership, but it was inevitable in a TV-dominated culture.

BUT... in a streaming-dominated culture, in a "multiple screens" and "background viewing" culture, it could dominate again. You can run baseball in the background and still enjoy it, like people use to with radio. Football and basketball really require viewing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2026 06:58 PM (UZCuZ)

Soccer you can go outside for ten mins, come back and you won't have missed anything other than a few flops.

Posted by: Joemarine at June 17, 2026 07:05 PM (y171U)

207 He's the hairy-headed gent
Who jerked it off in Kent
Lately he's been spankin' it in Soho
You'd better stay away my friend
He'll defile your rear-end
And drop a load in yo' hole



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2026 07:06 PM (IG3/x)

208 Soccer you can go outside for ten mins, come back and you won't have missed anything other than a few flops.

Yeah but nothing is happening on the field at any time, you don't even have to watch or listen. Most games are fun to play even if they suck to watch, but soccer still sucks even when you play. And I was good at it, for a kid

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2026 07:06 PM (UZCuZ)

209 I have to admit I really don't care about Ghana v Panama. I guess Panama?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 17, 2026 07:06 PM (l26NL)

210 >>A huge chunk of the "warhawk" type defected to the Democrats over Ukraine and are in the opposition now anyway. Trump cleaning up the military mollifies the remainder that are still Republicans and nothing succeeds like success - and even without Iran there has been a lot of success.

Neocons were originally Democrats. Some of the more prominent Never Trumpers like Bill Kristol split with Trump in 2016 over his views on forever wars. They are just returning home.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2026 07:07 PM (viF8m)

211 Pretty much true. People don't care if it does not end up affecting them much.
Posted by: whig at June 17, 2026 06:41 PM (E4rtv)

Schlicter wrote on that today, and I have to agree with his take. Politically, Trump calculated that most normies would just see lower oil prices and not care, and he could safely sell out any war hawks because they got nowhere else to go.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2026 06:59 PM (nuNhM)

This was all about the midterms. Wonder what polls they were looking at.

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2026 07:07 PM (GD0B3)

212 BTW, I trust Kurt.

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2026 07:07 PM (GD0B3)

213 Heh. The tweet second from the top at Insty is funny.

Luigi Mangina.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 17, 2026 07:07 PM (zZu0s)

214 I really do hate everyone
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 17, 2026 06:54 PM

Come sit by me. We can hate them together and poke fun.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 17, 2026 07:08 PM (OX0Qm)

215 >>Yeah but nothing is happening on the field at any time, you don't even have to watch or listen. Most games are fun to play even if they suck to watch, but soccer still sucks even when you play. And I was good at it, for a kid


The only good thing about Soccer was the Sliced Oranges.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2026 07:08 PM (An6iH)

216 >>> I have to admit I really don't care about Ghana v Panama. I guess Panama?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 17, 2026 07:06 PM (l26NL)


Ghanama!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2026 07:08 PM (3uBP9)

217 > Ghanama!
Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2026 07:08 PM (3uBP9)

Great Van Halen tune!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2026 07:08 PM (IG3/x)

218 203>. Funniest “Office” episode…

No. 2 - Dwight’s Fire Drill

Posted by: Community Notes at June 17, 2026 07:09 PM (a4flb)

219 60days ..then another 90 days... yep, that tracks

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2026 07:09 PM (GD0B3)

220 I don’t care about Ghana vs Panama, but I don’t want any sh#thead futbal fans rioting after their team loses.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2026 07:09 PM (ufOdi)

221 Speaking of Ukraine, does anybody care anymore?
Posted by: fd at June 17, 2026 07:04 PM (vFG9F)

U have Kraine?

No Backhoe?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2026 07:09 PM (qx7Zg)

222 172 I really do hate everyone.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 17, 2026 06:54 PM (g8IDW)

Yep. Yesterday was like that for me. And last Friday.

I sense a trend.

But I do love my doggos, and they love me, so there's that.

Plus DH.

And you.

And maybe one of my sisters....

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2026 07:10 PM (bl07w)

223 He's at an In-n-Out right now raving about the hamburgers.

Saw a Frenchmen yesterday doing a review on Bucees. Very funny. He loved it.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2026 07:00 PM (viF8m)

It's nice to see.

I was watching videos last year of tourists visiting the States, especially here in Charleston, and they all are surprised by how different it's portrayed back home. They all say how kind and friendly Americans are, and how 'Big' everything is here, from our food to our vehicles and homes.

I also love watching foreigners eat American snacks, candy and other foods & drinks that people have sent to them.

They all seem to love Ranch dressing and Dr. Pepper.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2026 07:10 PM (6ydKt)

224 and you won't have missed anything other than a few flops.
Posted by: Joemarine at June 17, 2026 07:05 PM


The Bob Dole, he can help with that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2026 07:10 PM (0sNs1)

225 i have no idea that democrats massively lost the gerrymandering fight

also, sid's ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Paul, who enjoys the sexual affections of dogs at June 17, 2026 07:10 PM (XnFu/)

226 211 This was all about the midterms. Wonder what polls they were looking at.

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2026 07:07 PM (GD0B3)

======

Iran was out of the news.

Oil was falling, gas was falling. We were facing a glut in September no matter what happened.

This is pretty much just a minor action to get the strait back to normal (convincing Indian tanker captains that they can go without US naval support) while providing Iran with the "opportunity" to sell some oil on the market again.

Which is going to be difficult considering what they've done to their wells and what we've done to their shadow tanker fleet.

And probably about trying to pick at internal tensions in Iran.

People assumed Trump was desperate for a deal, but I've never thought so. Especially after several weeks of oil and gas falling.

A comparison I saw made that makes sense is to a chess move, developing a minor pawn that doesn't do much while waiting for the opponent to do something else which would open up more avenues of attack.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 07:10 PM (Zn6QU)

227 Gay activists are angry that streetlamps in Northport will be used from May to September to honor fallen veterans, which doesn't allow "other communities" to hang their gay flags from them.

Easily solved. The other communities can move to the Middle East. Then there will be plenty of gay stuff hanging from streetlamps.

Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2026 07:11 PM (VHUov)

228 The street lamps in a few small towns around here have those wonderful veteran's flags. I think it's great, and it never even occurred to me to be angry that there were no flags for holocaust victims (or survivors).

But gays in America today have it worse than Jews during WWII, so I guess I understand.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2026 07:11 PM (PLxDd)

229 Soccer needs a shot clock. You're welcome. Lets say 90 seconds to 3 minutes.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 17, 2026 07:11 PM (nFkiA)

230 The real missed opportunity on anthems has to be Japan not using "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors.
Their biggest mistake since Pearl Harbor? Possibly.

Posted by: Wally at June 17, 2026 07:11 PM (0e5Te)

231 Hey Nurse, give it 15 years or so and we can sit next to each other on the front porch and shake our canes at everyone who passes by. And swear, a lot.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2026 07:11 PM (bl07w)

232 But I do love my doggos, and they love me, so there's that.

Plus DH.

And you.

And maybe one of my sisters....
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2026 07:10 PM


No love for me?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 17, 2026 07:11 PM (0sNs1)

233 >>The real missed opportunity on anthems has to be Japan not using "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors.


Said it before and I will say it again, 'New Clear Days' is a helluva debut LP.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2026 07:12 PM (An6iH)

234 No love for me?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 17, 2026 07:11 PM (0sNs1)

Shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2026 07:13 PM (bl07w)

235
I also love watching foreigners eat American snacks, candy and other foods & drinks that people have sent to them.

They all seem to love Ranch dressing and Dr. Pepper.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2026 07:10 PM (6ydKt)

_____________

They will all be arrested on their return for unauthorized use of social media.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2026 07:13 PM (O0L8i)

236 >>> The only good thing about Soccer was the Sliced Oranges.
Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2026 07:08 PM (An6iH)


Back in junior high I started getting awful girl crazy and would do stupid stuff that I thought would involve me in being around lots of girls. I didn't really think things through. I had some free afternoons available and there was this co-ed soccer team at a field just a block from my home so I joined up.

I was super stoked to see it was mostly girls. I was less stoked to find out they were actually interested in playing soccer. There was a lot of running, training, and not near enough grabass. Zero grabass actually.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2026 07:13 PM (3uBP9)

237 And swear, a lot.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2026 07:11 PM (bl07w)


Nurse swears a lot already.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2026 07:14 PM (PLxDd)

238 Thats what Cultural Marxist Seminaries are doig, getting kids to explore sex with same sex

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2026 07:14 PM (Ia/+0)

239 The MOU has be signed by President Trump and Iran.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2026 07:14 PM (0sNs1)

240 Nurse, I hope things get better.

Some of the young actresses have had a lot of photos from and about the soccer games.

Madelenie McGraw, from 'The Black Phone' was Honorary Actress for a Fifa game in LA. Why do beautiful teenage actresses get treated so spec....


Oh wait. I think I just figured it out.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 17, 2026 07:15 PM (Sco7b)

241 It's not all about the midterms. Iran now has no navy, no air force, a hugely depleted missile and drone capability, a broken economy, runaway inflation and has now pissed off every regional country who was even mildly supportive of them before the war. They also no longer have a nuclear program. Anyone who says Iran came out of this stronger is delusional or lying for their own purposes.

Trump accomplished the goals he stated at the beginning of the war and they never changed. Invading Iran and doing a regime change was never one of those goals.

Some people keep inserting their goals for Iran for Trump's goals but that doesn't make it true.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2026 07:15 PM (viF8m)

242
I'm sorry, but fuck Freddy the German.

A couple brits came through Michigan last winter and loved us so much, too, and everybody thought it was adorable.

The human desire to be appreciated and held in awe is a weakness.

Posted by: Auspex at June 17, 2026 07:15 PM (Y8DZL)

243 >>I was super stoked to see it was mostly girls. I was less stoked to find out they were actually interested in playing soccer. There was a lot of running, training, and not near enough grabass. Zero grabass actually.

Poor choice.
Soccer girls aren't allowed to touch balls. They can kick them. But they can't fondle them.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2026 07:15 PM (An6iH)

244 The real missed opportunity on anthems has to be Japan not using "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors.
Their biggest mistake since Pearl Harbor? Possibly.
Posted by: Wally

At the fight matches on Sunday, some Canadian fighter was being introduced. The Americans sang the Canadian anthem. This after they booed our flag in Toronto.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 17, 2026 07:15 PM (l26NL)

245 I mean...the Goalie can. But, she's usually a lesbian.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2026 07:15 PM (An6iH)

246 Iran. Another fucked up missed opportunity to showcase the military might of the US. The country should have been flattened and maybe still will be. People need to sack up and realize the way to get "regime" change is to kill so many civilians the ones left "change". Instead we get this MOU. Fucking legalspeak for Full Diaper.

Posted by: Take The Diapers Off at June 17, 2026 07:15 PM (z20w/)

247 Nurse swears a lot already.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2026 07:14 PM


To be fair, rarely without provocation in my observations.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2026 07:16 PM (0sNs1)

248 They will all be arrested on their return for unauthorized use of social media.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2026 07:13 PM (O0L8i)

If things keep going like they are, the EU will band American social media completely in a few years.

I don't see that they have any other choice.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2026 07:17 PM (6ydKt)

249
The antitrust exemption for baseball was one of Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr's trifecta of terrible rulings. The other two were the upholding of forced sterilization and of course, the favorite of censors everywhere, the "fire in a crowded theater" or "clear and present danger" standard.

Holmes, with a straight face, declared that baseball was not interstate commerce. If anything is interstate commerce, major league baseball is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 17, 2026 07:17 PM (w6EFb)

250 From American Thinker: California announces gay 'certification' program

So, this probably should have been posted in the fag thread below, but WTF? Do you have to perform buttsecks in front of somebody to qualify? And then you get a set-aside contract? Wow. Pretty glad I'm not working for any of those contractors. I'd hate to be the one nominated for the week of certification.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2026 07:17 PM (bl07w)

251 To be fair, rarely without provocation in my observations.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2026 07:16 PM (0sNs1)


It's a common affliction among 9mm aficionados. The free-floating aggression because of their actual inferiority to God's caliber weapons causes it.

It's in the literature. Look it up!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2026 07:18 PM (PLxDd)

252
Can things get sicker?

Apparently so.

Posted by: four seasons at June 17, 2026 07:18 PM (/QHx4)

253 Don't worry, Iran will break the treaty soon enough, they can't help themselves.

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2026 07:18 PM (Ia/+0)

254 Speaking of Ukraine, does anybody care anymore?
Posted by: fd at June 17, 2026 07:04 PM (vFG9F)

U have Kraine?

No Backhoe?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2026 07:09 PM (qx7Zg)

I keep a bit of an eye on it. Russia continues their overall methodical strategy for surrounding and assaulting occupied towns that has worked for them over the years. Since drones are so omnipresent you can't just drive swarms of tanks on roads without them getting attacked, so its just quick rushes and lots of shelling to take the next post. Slow, but Russia has always played that type of war pretty well. Ukraine pretty much has lost the ability to push them back at any point for some time. But the nibbles work, and lulls the EU and press into forgetting about the war.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2026 07:18 PM (uhVAy)

255 The human desire to be appreciated and held in awe is a weakness.

Posted by: Auspex at June 17, 2026 07:15 PM (Y8DZL)

I don't see it that way.

I see it like watching a kid eat candy or drink a soda for the first time, or going to an exciting place they've never been.

It's enjoying their joy vicariously and with a bit of nostalgia that I like.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 17, 2026 07:18 PM (6ydKt)

256 Ghanama? Isn’t that the turtle monster?

Posted by: Accomack at June 17, 2026 07:19 PM (sStKZ)

257 204 Speaking of Ukraine, does anybody care anymore?
Posted by: fd at June 17, 2026 07:04 PM (vFG9F)

The only part I try to keep track of is the evolving drone tech and the evolving tactics, and that part is truly fascinating. Because of that war, drone tech has probably done 50 years of development in the last 4.

Even more improbably, it's starting to look like Russia is slowly losing, because the Ukes are adapting the new tactics more quickly. Saw recently that the Russian held Crimea is almost completely out of food and fuel. Uke drone attacks have kept all rail lines and traffic bridges shut down for cargo, and any Russian ships getting within 50 miles of Crimea are quickly sunk by anti-ship drones.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2026 07:19 PM (edUvp)

258 237 And swear, a lot.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2026 07:11 PM (bl07w)

Nurse swears a lot already.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2026 07:14 PM (PLxDd)

So do I. What's yer point?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2026 07:19 PM (bl07w)

259 A comparison I saw made that makes sense is to a chess move, developing a minor pawn that doesn't do much while waiting for the opponent to do something else which would open up more avenues of attack.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 17, 2026 07:10 PM (Zn6QU)

We shall see. When he said that they should be able to have missiles...I got the same feeling I had when he was talking about him stopping the Mullahs from hanging 40 people that were about to be executed.

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2026 07:19 PM (GD0B3)

260 It's a common affliction among 9mm aficionados. The free-floating aggression because of their actual inferiority to God's caliber weapons causes it.

It's in the literature. Look it up!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2026 07:18 PM


* ponders *

I concede your point, Sir.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2026 07:19 PM (0sNs1)

261 You’re pushing your luck, dildo.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 17, 2026 07:20 PM (3hpgx)

262 Ghanama? Isn’t that the turtle monster?
Posted by: Accomack

He is filled with turtle meat! And really neat!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 17, 2026 07:20 PM (l26NL)

263
The human desire to be appreciated and held in awe is a weakness.

Posted by: Auspex at June 17, 2026 07:15 PM (Y8DZL)

_____________

What amuses me is that between and among our own arts and entertainment industry, our academia and their America-hating media, these people have gotten a completely distorted impression of America and Americans. It's satisfying to see these illusions punctured.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2026 07:20 PM (O0L8i)

264 Don't worry, Iran will break the treaty soon enough, they can't help themselves.
Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2026 07:18 PM (Ia/+0)

well which Iran? IGRC and thugs? The Army? The Civil Police? The government? Lots of factions at play, and the first to make giving in stick gets all the carrots Trump and the Gulf States are dangling.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2026 07:20 PM (uhVAy)

265 Nurse swears a lot already.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2026 07:14 PM

To be fair, rarely without provocation in my observations.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2026 07:16 PM


I mean, to be fair, a lot of river otter vides get posted here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2026 07:20 PM (Wnv9h)

266 I'd hate to be the one nominated for the week of certification.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2026 07:17 PM (bl07w)

I live here in CA and don't understand how this is even legal???

Posted by: beckster at June 17, 2026 07:21 PM (kX27y)

267 >>> Ghanama? Isn’t that the turtle monster?
Posted by: Accomack at June 17, 2026 07:19 PM (sStKZ)



Ghanama is friend to all children

Posted by: Satellite of Love crew at June 17, 2026 07:22 PM (3uBP9)

268 So I guess Rainn has enough money that he won’t mind never working again in Hollywood.

Posted by: Heroq at June 17, 2026 07:22 PM (e4LaW)

269 You’re pushing your luck, dildo.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 17, 2026 07:20 PM (3hpgx)

Well, he is a little out of range.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 17, 2026 07:22 PM (qx7Zg)

270 You’re pushing your luck, dildo.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 17, 2026 07:20 PM (3hpgx)


Just requalified today for my NJ carry permit. Yes, it's an offensive system, but I shot a Man's Gun...a 1911 Commander.

And damned well, so I am in fine fettle. Bring your weak 9mm slap-fighting!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2026 07:22 PM (PLxDd)

271
I was super stoked to see it was mostly girls. I was less stoked to find out they were actually interested in playing soccer.

____________

Too flat-chested too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2026 07:22 PM (O0L8i)

272 Them Europeons are probably disappointed a gunfight didn't break out.

Posted by: fd at June 17, 2026 07:22 PM (vFG9F)

273
The vast majority of Americans have only the most surface level knowledge of what happened in Iran and why.Definitely shaped by the overwhelmingly negative coverage that they saw as "normies".
Posted by: steevy

=================

That's exactly what I think.

If we nuked them back to the Stone Age, the Vast Majority would know.

If we got into a bloody, expensive, protracted ground war, the VM would know.

If we got into some sort of mostly-peaceful cockup that doubled gas prices, the VM would know.

Otherwise... Iran? Is that like Yvonne? Or isn't that Trump's daughter?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2026 07:22 PM (XJ22o)

274 Trump accomplished the goals he stated at the beginning of the war and they never changed. Invading Iran and doing a regime change was never one of those goals.

Some people keep inserting their goals for Iran for Trump's goals but that doesn't make it true.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2026 07:15 PM (viF8m)

I was trying to recall what Trump actually said, so I looked it up. On Truth Social, March 6 of this year:

"“There will be no deal with Iran except UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER! After that, and the selection of a GREAT & ACCEPTABLE Leader(s), we, and many of our wonderful and very brave allies and partners, will work tirelessly to bring Iran back from the brink of destruction, making it economically bigger, better, and stronger than ever before. ... ‘MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN (MIGA!).’”

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2026 07:23 PM (edUvp)

275 It's just one of those days where I've had an assfull of Liberals, sodomites and nutjobs. Enough. Bring the day when they are all lined up where I can take a Samurai victory piss on their backs and call it a day.

Posted by: Despise Insane Marxist Rat Bastards at June 17, 2026 07:23 PM (UehGw)

276 If you wear Crocs and a LilithFair t-shirt, I'm pretty sure they'll gay certify you right away.

Posted by: Wally at June 17, 2026 07:23 PM (0e5Te)

277 Back in the late 1980's, a friend and I went to a local nightclub for a rather intimate concert by America. It was a real treat, since not many good bands ever came up to AK back then (they still mostly don't), and even though they were never my fav, they were very entertaining.

Afterward, we were driving across town and saw Dewey Bunnell and Gerry Beckley walking along the street, so we pulled over and asked if they wanted a ride somewhere. They did, so we drove them downtown to the bars so they could hang out and grab some dinner.

Most people are just people. I think the tourists are starting to find that out.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2026 07:24 PM (bl07w)

278 >>> Too flat-chested too.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2026 07:22 PM (O0L8i)


Sure but when you are teen boy it's all a vast landscape of bountiful gazambas.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2026 07:24 PM (3uBP9)

279 Speaking of Ukraine, does anybody care anymore?
Posted by: fd at June 17, 2026 07:04 PM (vFG9F)


Only way I know the Ukes and Rooskies are still a thing is seeing Uke flags around my ‘nabe. And then I go oh yeah that silly thing is still happening. And then forget about it 5 mins later.

Posted by: Heroq at June 17, 2026 07:25 PM (e4LaW)

280 The real missed opportunity on anthems has to be Japan not using "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors.
Their biggest mistake since Pearl Harbor? Possibly.
Posted by: Wally


"Live in Japan" by Beer For Dolphins. Just for the band name.

(That's the verb live, not the adjective live.)

Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2026 07:25 PM (VHUov)

281 >>>It's unclear exactly why Talarico--whose campaign did not respond to a request for comment--shares the account with his mother, but she appears to be helping him, not vice versa.

It could be he has some negative history, say like writing bad checks. So, after he swore to behave himself going forward, the bank said ok. As long as your mommy is also on the account and agrees to make good any of your shenanigans.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 17, 2026 07:25 PM (syz1S)

282 Mark Andrew Edwards,

The older Kindle version works.

Thank you so much!

Posted by: pawn at June 17, 2026 07:25 PM (+rSJz)

283 272 Them Europeons are probably disappointed a gunfight didn't break out.
Posted by: fd at June 17, 2026 07:22 PM (vFG9F)

Right? It would be a refreshing change from the stabbings they're accustomed to.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 17, 2026 07:26 PM (zYpTz)

284 Afterward, we were driving across town and saw Dewey Bunnell and Gerry Beckley walking along the street
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 17, 2026 07:24 PM


They didn't have The Moose With No Name along with them?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2026 07:26 PM (0sNs1)

285 I was trying to recall what Trump actually said, so I looked it up. On Truth Social, March 6 of this year:

"“There will be no deal with Iran except UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER! After that, and the selection of a GREAT & ACCEPTABLE Leader(s), we, and many of our wonderful and very brave allies and partners, will work tirelessly to bring Iran back from the brink of destruction, making it economically bigger, better, and stronger than ever before. ... ‘MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN (MIGA!).’”

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2026 07:23 PM (edUvp)

You fell victim to one of the classic blusters.

Posted by: Vizzini at June 17, 2026 07:28 PM (dK+Kv)

286 nood




cafe

Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2026 07:28 PM (3uBP9)

287 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2026 07:23 PM (edUvp)

That's what I remembered but I didn't hold him to that. I just think we stopped way too soon and left too many bad actors alive . In addition to giving the bad actors the chance to kill all the domestic opposition.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2026 07:28 PM (GseMx)

288
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 17, 2026 07:28 PM (AMvSw)

289 Starting June 17, Aspinal of London is offering an extra 20% off all sale styles, making it one of the most compelling luxury sales of the season.

Aspinal of London is, of course, Kate Middleton's preferred handbag.

Posted by: AoSHQ Fashion Consultants at June 17, 2026 07:29 PM (0sNs1)

290 The real missed opportunity on anthems has to be Japan not using "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors.
Their biggest mistake since Pearl Harbor? Possibly.
Posted by: Wally

"Live in Japan" by Beer For Dolphins. Just for the band name.

(That's the verb live, not the adjective live.)

Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2026 07:25 PM (VHUov)

Big in Japan.

Posted by: Vizzini at June 17, 2026 07:29 PM (dK+Kv)

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