FBI Disrupts Planned Terrorist Attack on White House During Last Weekend's UFC Event, Involving Drone Explosives and Snipers Positioned to Shoot People as They Fled in a Panic

Before getting to that: I wasn't aware of how awesome this event was.

WATCH: Motocross Stunt Show Takes Over White House South Lawn

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— Washington Eye (@washington_EY) June 14, 2026

Land of the free. Home of the brave. 🇺🇸@UFC Freedom 250 has KICKED OFF! pic.twitter.com/6YKW9UTniC
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) June 15, 2026

But we're not allowed to have nice things in America any longer, because the left is eagerly importing third world terrorists and inflaming homeground retards to mount paramilitary attacks on the normies.

Feds reveal details of alleged plot to attack White House UFC event with explosive drones

Washington -- The FBI said Tuesday that it disrupted an attempt to attack Sunday's UFC America 250 event at the White House. Court records detail an alleged plot to use small drones carrying explosives and then snipers to target senior government officials and wealthy attendees.
A law enforcement source told CBS News that five people are in custody so far. At least one suspect, 19-year-old Tycen Proper, was arrested in the Southern District of Ohio on Monday and faces four charges, including attempted murder of a federal officer and conspiracy to commit an offense against the U.S., according to court filings.
He has been ordered to remain in custody pending a detention hearing Wednesday, according to court records.
Proper was interviewed by federal investigators on Thursday and admitted to planning, with others, a coordinated attack against the U.S. government during the UFC fight on Sunday, according to an affidavit submitted by an FBI agent.
The White House hosted the event on Sunday -- President Trump's 80th birthday -- as part of the celebrations of the nation's 250th anniversary. Thousands turned out to watch the fights on the White House South Lawn, where Mr. Trump sat in the front row.
Proper told investigators that he began communicating with others via a TikTok group called "Vanguard of the Old" in March, who all said they wanted to protect the U.S. and believed the nation was headed in the wrong direction, according to the affidavit.
Communications among the group members continued on the encrypted messaging app Signal, where the FBI said they planned the attack for the UFC fight.

According to the affidavit, Proper described a plan in which members of the group would leave their homes on Friday or Saturday to meet up in Fredericksburg, Virginia, and travel to Washington, where they would stage a "demonstration" on the north side of the White House.
While the demonstration was taking place, the group would "fly small, unmanned aircraft (i.e. drones) laden with unspecified explosive devices which would detonate over the north side of the UFC arena," according to the filing.
When the drones exploded, the group then planned to force attendees of the UFC event and "high value targets" to evacuate to the south, the affidavit said. Proper told investigators that the plan was for group members to "act as snipers and additional shooters," shooting fight attendees and the "high value targets" as they fled from the explosions.
The affidavit said the "high value targets" were "wealthy people" and politicians. Proper allegedly told investigators the goal of the attack was to "jumpstart" a revolution in the U.S.
The FBI and local law enforcement officials executed a search warrant at the home of Proper's parents, where he lives, on Thursday. Investigators said they found a "large quantity" of ammunition and tactical clothing.
Investigators spoke with Proper's father and grandmother, who said he spent most of his time online talking to others, according to the filing.

This Ultimate Winner spent all of his time online?

No way.

Proper's family also became concerned with statements he had made in recent months, including "sympathetic comments about Adolf Hitler" and antisemitic content posted on his social media, according to the affidavit.

I'm sure the media will claim "he's right wing" but this crap is more prevalent on the left now.

And by "on the left," I mean among Tucker Carlson's and Candace Owens' and Megyn Kelly's audiences.

...
An FBI review of Proper's phone messages with alleged co-conspirators revealed his desire to target lawmakers for taking money from AIPAC, a pro-Israel lobbying group, including Sens. Jim Justice and Shelley Moore Capito, and Reps. Carol Miller and Riley Moore, who are all from West Virginia, the affidavit said.
...
The investigation into Proper began last Wednesday, when his mother contacted local law enforcement because of concerns about his recent behavior, which included firearms purchases and online communications, according to the FBI.
Proper's father told police the 19-year-old had been planning "recons" with people he met online and had been planning to meet up with them over the weekend, the affidavit states. Proper's father also said his son had recently obtained camping gear, food, ballistic plates, a new shotgun, rifle, ammunition, magazines and plate carriers, the FBI said. Agents alleged Proper spent roughly $3,000 of graduation money to buy the equipment.
A FBI agent also spoke with Proper's mother on Thursday, who said he had begun communicating online with a group of people who expressed "ultra-religious and anti-government sentiments," including grievances about government corruption, the handling of files from the federal case involving convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, and data centers.

This sounds like what the government used to call "aspirational" plans to commit a terror attack, rather than a truly advanced, likely terror attack. I doubt this loser could actually convert a drone into a bomb-carrying weapon and I don't see drones on his list of purchases.

Nevertheless, this nihilistic, apocalyptic Nazi/Communist/Islamofascist urge to loser incel hyperviolence is out there, and being whipped up by the left and the left's "rightwing" allies.

As Jonathan Turley pointed out: All the terrorists are going to be salivating to attack us on July 4th, our country's 250th anniversary.

Hello everybody! I hope you're all well.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:25 PM

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1 G'afternoon, Ace!

I'll go let the others know this one has gone live.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 16, 2026 12:25 PM (O7YUW)

2 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2026 12:25 PM (Wnv9h)

3 If you're out there all alone,
And you don't know where to go,
Come and take a trip with me

To future world.

And if you're running through your life,
And you don't know what the sense is,
Come and look how it could be in future world ...

Where The Blade is always FIRST!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

4 This is what the left wants. Well, not the arrests.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 16, 2026 12:25 PM (N1DT3)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Blade gets saved by my tags.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 16, 2026 12:26 PM (N1DT3)

7 We may never know the motive.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 12:27 PM (aBLnM)

8 Willowed, AND on topic!

Michael Alan Thomas, a Northern California resident, has been identified in federal court documents as one of the alleged organizers of a purported terror plot targeting the White House and the upcoming UFC Freedom250 event, according to details contained in a federal arrest affidavit.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 16, 2026 12:27 PM (rii+a)

9 Well the media is doing a bang up job steering nut jobs to this.

Posted by: steevy at June 16, 2026 12:27 PM (YwEeS)

10 Only thing that would have made it more American would have been Monster Trucks.

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 12:27 PM (GseMx)

11 The UFC 250 event was truly awesome. It was like a live-action Team America.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 16, 2026 12:28 PM (bNf8H)

12 The investigation into Proper began last Wednesday, when his mother contacted local law enforcement because of concerns about his recent behavior

When your own mother turns you in, you've went too deep.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2026 12:28 PM (6RVjC)

13 That scumbag looks exactly as I’d expect.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 12:28 PM (77rzZ)

14 The Washington Post comments section is already calling this the Next False Flag.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 16, 2026 12:29 PM (rii+a)

15 Just teenage Exuberance

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2026 12:29 PM (Cqx++)

16 Nevermind, it was just democrats who believed Epstein was all about Trump because that is the MFM talks about.

Posted by: Operator Error at June 16, 2026 12:29 PM (vr1/1)

17 Pretti, Good and Proper. Someone has to be fucking with us.

Someone British.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 12:29 PM (aBLnM)

18 he spent most of his time online talking to others,

-
You can't trust those bastards!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 16, 2026 12:29 PM (ndZc7)

19 Palestinian flags are a requirement on the Left now.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 12:29 PM (GseMx)

20 Not just more prevalent on the left, almost exclusively on the left. The democrat left.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 16, 2026 12:29 PM (xvV+O)

21 Blade gets saved by my tags.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

THIS time.
Posted by: The Barrel

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2026 12:29 PM (6RVjC)

22 Boy, Ohio can't deny that guy. That's the official Ohioan physiognomy.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 16, 2026 12:29 PM (2ap+5)

23 THAT dude is 19?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

24 When your own mother turns you in, you've went too deep.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2026 12:28 PM (6RVjC)

Rephrase requested

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 12:29 PM (aBLnM)

25 When your own mother turns you in, you've went too deep.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2026 12:28 PM (6RVjC)

That's a problem I'll NEVER have!

Posted by: Oberoysterfuhrer Microdick (D-ME) at June 16, 2026 12:29 PM (rii+a)

26 "Tycen Proper"

I'm gonna give this loser some wiggle room because when he was given that absurdly idiotic trying-too-hard name -- "Tyson," get it? -- he was doomed to become a fat incel retard who hates himself and the world.

That guy is 19? Looks much older than that.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

27 OK first of all, the mugshot-

MUTANTS ARE REAL

Posted by: Don Black at June 16, 2026 12:29 PM (ZxPkt)

28 BREAKING: Details via federal arrest affidavit reveal that a California man named Michael Alan Thomas was one of the alleged organizers of the alleged UFC White House terror plot. Feds say he admitted he believes the U.S. government is run by elites who sacrifice and eat children, had involvement with Jeffrey Epstein, and are protected by President Trump.

Investigators took screenshots of his Signal chats in which details of the plot were discussed and maps of the UFC event were shown with suggestions on where snipers should be placed. Feds also recovered rifles & ammo.

Sources tell colleague
@davidspunt
those in custody are American citizens snd there is no foreign nexus believed to be at play.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 16, 2026 12:30 PM (ndZc7)

29 Votes Democrat, no doubt.

Posted by: fd at June 16, 2026 12:30 PM (13uau)

30 >>> 17 Pretti, Good and Proper. Someone has to be fucking with us.

Someone British.
Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 12:29 PM (aBLnM)

Probably more than one someone but they all have fake and gay names like "Christopher Steele".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 16, 2026 12:30 PM (R+iUD)

31 Proper's father told police the 19-year-old had been planning "recons" with people he met online and had been planning to meet up with them over the weekend, the affidavit states. Proper's father also said his son had recently obtained camping gear, food, ballistic plates, a new shotgun, rifle, ammunition, magazines and plate carriers, the FBI said. Agents alleged Proper spent roughly $3,000 of graduation money to buy the equipment.

$3K doesn't buy all that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

32 So the organizer was a Northern California man, but the guy whose behavior tipped their hand was this Ohio dummy.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 16, 2026 12:30 PM (rii+a)

33 The left has a lot of aspirational murderers and terrorists, many more than on the "far right."

A lot of them are in Congress.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2026 12:31 PM (jehhT)

34 Fat Boy is gonna be popular in prison

Posted by: Don Black at June 16, 2026 12:31 PM (ZxPkt)

35 They was just defending themselves fron that fascist Trump

Posted by: Operator Error at June 16, 2026 12:31 PM (vr1/1)

36 The Washington Post comments section is already calling this the Next False Flag.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

Trump can mind meld leftists into committing felonies.

What can't he do?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2026 12:31 PM (6RVjC)

37 Maybe his folks shouldn’t have given him an epicene name like “Tycen.”

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 12:31 PM (77rzZ)

38 When will Democrats tone down their violent rhetoric?

His rants have been repeated by Democrats in Congress--when are they going to disavow and recant language that incites murder?

Never, is when.

And that is why:
Michelle Obama is a man.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 16, 2026 12:31 PM (73/SM)

39 Does he have a brother named 'Prim'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2026 12:31 PM (XeU6L)

40 Proper's father told police the 19-year-old had been planning "recons" with people he met online and had been planning to meet up with them over the weekend, the affidavit states. Proper's father also said his son had recently obtained camping gear, food, ballistic plates, a new shotgun, rifle, ammunition, magazines and plate carriers, the FBI said. Agents alleged Proper spent roughly $3,000 of graduation money to buy the equipment.

$3K doesn't buy all that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)
_________

[Grinning]

-- Temu

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

41 This sounds like what the government used to call "aspirational" plans to commit a terror attack, rather than a truly advanced, likely terror attack. I doubt this loser could actually convert a drone into a bomb-carrying weapon and I don't see drones on his list of purchases.

I doubt this loser could plan and implement a lemonade stand.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2026 12:32 PM (Riz8t)

42 Willowed, AND on topic!

Michael Alan Thomas, a Northern California resident, has been identified in federal court documents as one of the alleged organizers of a purported terror plot targeting the White House and the upcoming UFC Freedom250 event, according to details contained in a federal arrest affidavit.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 16, 2026 12:27 PM (rii+a)

I first read that as "Gavin Newsome, a Northern California resident..."

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 16, 2026 12:32 PM (F4p3X)

43 False flag by Trump to get his ballroom.

Posted by: Operator Error at June 16, 2026 12:32 PM (vr1/1)

44 Odds that someone in the FBI was the instigator of this plot?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 16, 2026 12:32 PM (1Ff7Z)

45 On the awesome part. That flyover kicked ass

Posted by: F yeah at June 16, 2026 12:32 PM (c7SIO)

46
OUT: Straight Outta Compton
IN: Straight Outta Dayton

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 16, 2026 12:32 PM (wtvvX)

47

"But we're not allowed to have nice things in America any longer, because the left is eagerly importing third world terrorists and inflaming homeground retards to mount paramilitary attacks on the normies"

Saaaaay, doesn't that also happen in every single other western country? I think it does! Even in Japan!

Maybe not China. Wonder why it doesnt happen there.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 16, 2026 12:33 PM (et1vG)

48 A flipping motorcycle circus is a celebration of slavery!!

(are the most miserable people on earth really named Joy, Whoopi and now Sunny? Again,who is fucking with us)

Posted by: Sunny Hostin at June 16, 2026 12:33 PM (aBLnM)

49 This sounds like what the government used to call "aspirational" plans to commit a terror attack, rather than a truly advanced, likely terror attack. I doubt this loser could actually convert a drone into a bomb-carrying weapon and I don't see drones on his list of purchases.

Nevertheless, this nihilistic, apocalyptic Nazi/Communist/Islamofascist urge to loser incel hyperviolence is out there, and being whipped up by the left and the left's "rightwing" allies.

It's looking a bit like the "Governor Whitmer Kidnapping Plot" where the FBI did all the planning, funding and propaganda, then framed the 2 idiots that were listening to the conversation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

50 The fight was honestly one of the most fiercely unapologetically American things I’ve seen. It was like a bald eagle playing the guitar solo from Free Bird. So of course bitter women and men who have never used a shovel hated it

Posted by: UGAdawg at June 16, 2026 12:33 PM (W9UgW)

51 Ukraine could use a bullet sponge like Proper and his coconspirators.

DNC campaign slogan - "Vote Democrat or the country gets it."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 16, 2026 12:33 PM (2GVsD)

52 >>> 41
==
I doubt this loser could plan and implement a lemonade stand.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2026 12:32 PM (Riz8t)

Odds he robbed a lemonade stand?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 16, 2026 12:33 PM (R+iUD)

53 You have to be directly sponsored by the fiibs to get your shot off.

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 16, 2026 12:33 PM (LlMup)

54
Are we sure this dude isn't FBI?

Posted by: Auspex at June 16, 2026 12:33 PM (Y8DZL)

55 I first read that as "Gavin Newsome, a Northern California resident..."

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 16, 2026 12:32 PM (F4p3X)

I mean... good luck proving Newsome WASN'T involved...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 16, 2026 12:33 PM (rii+a)

56 "Jonathan Turley pointed out: All the terrorists are going to be salivating to attack us on July 4th, our country's 250th anniversary."

I hope and pray that all the events have really good security.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2026 12:33 PM (rZCVI)

57 39 Does he have a brother named 'Prim'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2026 12:31 PM (XeU6L)

And another named "Im"?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 16, 2026 12:33 PM (wtvvX)

58 How much did the SPLC pay him annually?

Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2026 12:34 PM (53oGX)

59 Should be easy to prove a false flag if true except there are 23 people involved.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 12:34 PM (GseMx)

60 Celebrating Amerca is polarizing you know.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 16, 2026 12:34 PM (O60C/)

61 That guy...talk about a mug that deserves a big "L" on his forehead.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 16, 2026 12:34 PM (qBdHI)

62 The event at the White House was red, white and blue fun - and I say that as someone who would not be excited about any of it on a normal day except the fly over. But gosh darn it, this is just fun and the opposite of the day in and day out negative crazy. The left is incapable of just having fun, no wonder they hated it.

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 12:34 PM (p4NUW)

63 Saw the mugshot. I assume they apprehended him in his mom's basement?

Posted by: t-bird at June 16, 2026 12:34 PM (ScG/9)

64 “# of days since leftist attempted mass violence” board: 0

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 16, 2026 12:34 PM (LlMup)

65 >>> 43 False flag by Trump to get his ballroom.
Posted by: Operator Error at June 16, 2026 12:32 PM (vr1/1)

LMAO

He's got a couple more years to make it happen, so I bet the commies will SEIZE! on this as part of the reason why he succeeds.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 16, 2026 12:35 PM (R+iUD)

66 > Hello everybody! I hope you're all well.

Hi, ace! Things are good here, I hope the same for you.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2026 12:35 PM (mkw2N)

67 19 going on 37.
The result of a balanced diet of Funyuns, Pr0n, and Reddit.

The guy looks like he couldn't do a pushup to get up off a bed of nails.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 16, 2026 12:35 PM (L6L5q)

68 camping gear, food, ballistic plates, a new shotgun, rifle, ammunition, magazines and plate carriers, the FBI said. Agents alleged Proper spent roughly $3,000 of graduation money to buy the equipment.

$3K doesn't buy all that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)
-----

Cheap AR - $400
Cheap pump shotty - $300
Ammo and mags, maybe another $300
Chinesium "plate carrier" - $50

That leaves you $2000 for food and camping gear.

Entirely, entirely possible.

Posted by: Jim Rome at June 16, 2026 12:35 PM (oqH4h)

69 Dahling, it's pronounced "Tissin"

Posted by: Tycen Proper III, Esquire at June 16, 2026 12:35 PM (aBLnM)

70 Only thing that would have made it more American would have been Monster Trucks.

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 12:27 PM (GseMx)

We need to leave something for the Fourth of July celebrations!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 16, 2026 12:36 PM (qx7Zg)

71 who expressed "ultra-religious and anti-government sentiments," including grievances about government corruption, the handling of files from the federal case involving convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, and data centers.
---
The part in quotes is bullshit and lies; those "sentiments" are diametrically opposite of "grievances" over Epstein and data centers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 16, 2026 12:36 PM (73/SM)

72 Half of Ohio looks just like that guy. And the men are even uglier.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 16, 2026 12:36 PM (2ap+5)

73
That guy is 19? Looks much older than that.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026

Oh my goodness. This is my ex’s name. Not the last name, though. Hahahshhshshs

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 12:37 PM (p4NUW)

74 Tycen's 19? Good lord what a mixed bag of terrible genetics. Balding, doughy bulldog face, resting dumb face, and an idiot brain. He's got nothing going for him and he's already ruined his life legally.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2026 12:37 PM (mkw2N)

75 Does he have a brother named 'Prim'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Primand Proper. Of the Ohio Propers.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2026 12:37 PM (6RVjC)

76 RACK 'EM

Posted by: Jim Rome at June 16, 2026 12:37 PM (oqH4h)

77
Michael Alan Thomas, a Northern California resident, has been identified in federal court documents as one of the alleged organizers of a purported terror plot targeting the White House and the upcoming UFC Freedom250 event, according to details contained in a federal arrest affidavit.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 16, 2026 12:27 PM (rii+a

OMG.. I know a Michael Alan Thomas.... He's gonna be shocked he was in on this.. LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2026 12:37 PM (uUtyI)

78 It's looking a bit like the "Governor Whitmer Kidnapping Plot" where the FBI did all the planning, funding and propaganda, then framed the 2 idiots that were listening to the conversation.

yeah agree

weirdly taking up all the headlines too

distraction

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 16, 2026 12:37 PM (j+aD2)

79 That guy...talk about a mug that deserves a big "L" on his forehead.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 16, 2026 12:34 PM (qBdHI)

L? You could fit the whole alphabet on there. The Chinese alphabet.

With room for a Pizza Hut takeout menu.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 12:37 PM (aBLnM)

80 It’s amazing how often the Epstein files shows up as an obsession with lefty lunatics…. I can’t believe any of them actually care one wit about Epstein… who’s been dead for almost 7 years now BTW

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 16, 2026 12:37 PM (yz/88)

81 Cheap AR - $400
Cheap pump shotty - $300
Ammo and mags, maybe another $300
Chinesium "plate carrier" - $50

That leaves you $2000 for food and camping gear.

Entirely, entirely possible.

Posted by: Jim Rome at June 16, 2026 12:35 PM (oqH4h)

The photos show AKs, but same, same for dollars.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 16, 2026 12:38 PM (rii+a)

82 On the awesome part. That flyover kicked ass
Posted by: F yeah at June 16, 2026 12:32 PM (c7SIO)

That's the first time I remember seeing the Blue Angels and the Thunderbirds flying together in formation like that.

It was really kick ass. 'MURICA! F*CK YEAH!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

83

"a group of people who expressed "ultra-religious and anti-government sentiments,""

Woah, who could that possibly be.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 16, 2026 12:38 PM (et1vG)

84 Sheesh, that's a rough 19 years old.

Posted by: Josephistan at June 16, 2026 12:38 PM (y9ksN)

85
OUT: Straight Outta Compton
IN: Straight Outta Dayton
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Close to Springfield where they're eating the dogs and cats.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2026 12:38 PM (Cqx++)

86 > Oh my goodness. This is my ex’s name. Not the last name, though.

Did you have a mini heart attack when you read his name? I probably would have.

I don't think I've ever met a Tycen. I've met some Tysons.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2026 12:38 PM (mkw2N)

87 I can’t believe any of them actually care one wit about Epstein… who’s been dead for almost 7 years now BTW

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 16, 2026 12:37 PM (yz/8

They don't.

Know how I know? Because just recently, they controlled the entire United States government. And did nothing.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 16, 2026 12:39 PM (rii+a)

88 "This sounds like what the government used to call "aspirational" plans to commit a terror attack, rather than a truly advanced, likely terror attack."

Yea. This dude's plans for a terror attack were about as aspirational as his plans to have sex with a real live person.

During the Biden era I assumed that every time the FBI bragged about stopping an attack, it was either total bullshit or mostly bullshit. I'll give Trump's FBI a little more credibility, but not much.

But regardless, this loser is one of the bad guys and the world is better off with his ass getting bent over by Big Leroy in the prison shower.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

89 $3000???
I got taken out to dinner.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 16, 2026 12:39 PM (sl73Y)

90 >>> 77
==
OMG.. I know a Michael Alan Thomas.... He's gonna be shocked he was in on this.. LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2026 12:37 PM (uUtyI)

When's the last time you talked to him???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 16, 2026 12:39 PM (R+iUD)

91 Afternoon Ace.
Hope this case is stronger than the Whitmer kidnapping case. There were more informants and undercover agents than conspirators in that one. One of the convictions was just thrown out the other day

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 16, 2026 12:39 PM (ufO5q)

92 "Epstein" is the new activation word for graduates of the CIA's new MKRetard program apparently.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 16, 2026 12:39 PM (L6L5q)

93
Why oh why oh why oh
Why did I ever leave Ohio?
Why did I wander to find what lies yonder?
Life was so cosy at home
Wondrin' why I wander
Why did I fly, why did I roam?
Oh why oh why oh did I leave Ohio?

Posted by: Tycen Proper at June 16, 2026 12:39 PM (XeU6L)

94 That's the first time I remember seeing the Blue Angels and the Thunderbirds flying together in formation like that.

It was really kick ass. 'MURICA! F*CK YEAH!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

They were bopping around the Pentagon a few days ago. I assumed they were here for the show.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 16, 2026 12:39 PM (rii+a)

95 82 On the awesome part. That flyover kicked ass
Posted by: F yeah at June 16, 2026 12:32 PM (c7SIO)

That's the first time I remember seeing the Blue Angels and the Thunderbirds flying together in formation like that.

It was really kick ass. 'MURICA! F*CK YEAH!!

They've done it a few times. They did some joint training at Pensacola. Did a beach buzz with the same formation.

Posted by: F yeah at June 16, 2026 12:39 PM (c7SIO)

96 Let me guess. A White House ballroom would have prevented all of this. it's not worth Donald looking a little fatter to be safe in bulletproof vest, but it is worth hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars for him to be safe in a ballroom.

It's wild how no one trusts the FBI anymore. That's what happens once they ran a cover up for a global child sex trafficking network to protect Don the diddler. Can't trust a compromised FBI run by an inept drunk either.

Fox is saying the messages interecepted were targeting "billionaires" and "people working with AIPAC." super convenient.

Statistically, if you grab a random person under the age of 30 off the street, theres a pretty good chance that person is anti-capitalist and anti-Israel. It’s the only believable part of the story!

I bet it was 5 trump supporters trying to watch with drone video, and are now getting hassled as terrorists. MAGA needs a constant boogeyman

The narrative that they've created, that "Trump is doing such a good job that multiple people want to take him out", is not the flex that they think it is. Then again, MAGA is gullible enough to fall for it.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 16, 2026 12:40 PM (JCZqz)

97 And what about the CA guy mentioned last post in the comments.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 16, 2026 12:40 PM (sl73Y)

98 Way to go Ohio

Posted by: F yeah at June 16, 2026 12:40 PM (c7SIO)

99 The family no longer had any pets because he buried them all up to their necks and ran over them with the lawn mower.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

100 OMG.. I know a Michael Alan Thomas.... He's gonna be shocked he was in on this.. LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2026 12:37 PM (uUtyI)

When's the last time you talked to him???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 16, 2026 12:39 PM (R+iUD)

This morning...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2026 12:41 PM (uUtyI)

101 >>6 Blade gets saved by my tags.

Nope. The bolding spilled over into your comment. Elric to the Barrel!

Posted by: Nazdar at June 16, 2026 12:41 PM (NcvvS)

102 "FBI Disrupts Planned Terrorist Attack on White House"

A plan initiated by other U.S. intel agencies. (I would not be surprised)

Posted by: illiniwek at June 16, 2026 12:41 PM (vbXSk)

103 >>> 87 I can’t believe any of them actually care one wit about Epstein… who’s been dead for almost 7 years now BTW

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 16, 2026 12:37 PM (yz/8

They don't.

Know how I know? Because just recently, they controlled the entire United States government. And did nothing.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 16, 2026 12:39 PM (rii+a)

We were fighting against the Vast Right Wing Conspriracy!!!

Posted by: Lt Col Bearclaw at June 16, 2026 12:41 PM (R+iUD)

104 That guy is 19? Looks much older than that.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026

Oh my goodness. This is my ex’s name. Not the last name, though. Hahahshhshshs
Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 12:37 PM (p4NUW)
______

That name shoulda been the alert to ... RUN

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

105 > The guy looks like he couldn't do a pushup to get up off a bed of nails.

How DO you get off a bed of nails? I imagine you want to maintain the highest possible surface contact area, so sitting up or putting your hands down and pushing don't seem right. Do you roll off?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2026 12:41 PM (mkw2N)

106 Proper's family also became concerned with statements he had made in recent months, including "sympathetic comments about Adolf Hitler" and antisemitic content posted on his social media, according to the affidavit.

The left is moving from Hitler curious to Hitler fans...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 16, 2026 12:41 PM (sKqQm)

107 In my part of Idaho, we call that UFC Celebration / Motocross party:

Any given Saturday.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 16, 2026 12:41 PM (L6L5q)

108 Blade gets saved by my tags.

Nope. The bolding spilled over into your comment. Elric to the Barrel!
Posted by: Nazdar at June 16, 2026 12:41 PM (NcvvS)
________

My tags were legit, yo! See my name in the post. It's not in bold, so tags were closed by then. The Blade knows his tags and his tags know him!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

109 I can’t believe any of them actually care one wit about Epstein

The people that told me in 2024 that there were no Epstein clients and the whole thing was a rightwing conspiracy to just insult people that don't like now tell me that of course Trump is an Epstein client

Posted by: 18-1 at June 16, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm)

110
Oh why oh why oh did I leave Ohio?
Posted by: Tycen Proper

Because your city was gone.

Posted by: Pretender at June 16, 2026 12:43 PM (Cqx++)

111
That name shoulda been the alert to ... RUN
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

Once you go black........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

112 Yes. Hello 911. Umm I think something is up with my son. He has left the basement.

What's your emergency? Maam.

I said he left the basement.

Posted by: Mom at June 16, 2026 12:43 PM (F9nWj)

113 105.

Double back flip, Leeloo Dallas style.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 16, 2026 12:43 PM (L6L5q)

114 Everything is a false flag according to the Left because that's what they would do.

They have more projection than projection being projected .

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 12:43 PM (GseMx)

115 78 It's looking a bit like the "Governor Whitmer Kidnapping Plot" where the FBI did all the planning, funding and propaganda, then framed the 2 idiots that were listening to the conversation.
yeah agree

weirdly taking up all the headlines too

distraction
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 16, 2026 12:37 PM (j+aD2)

I was thinking the exact same thing. Now I'm glad they stopped him, it's a good way to stop this kind of talk from proliferating. But when it comes to punishment, there should be a huge difference between actually trying to execute a plan, and just making crazy talk on the internet. For example, the 12 Antifa members who were sentenced in Texas actually got a rifle and shot an officer in the neck. Would have done more if the gun hadn't jammed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 16, 2026 12:43 PM (edUvp)

116 Proper chud.
Looks like a potato with a beard that's never been outdoors.

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2026 12:43 PM (UjdFS)

117 And what about the CA guy mentioned last post in the comments.
Posted by: From about That Time at June 16, 2026

Reading a few comments could have resolved this before commenting. But, no.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 16, 2026 12:43 PM (sl73Y)

118 110
Oh why oh why oh did I leave Ohio?
Posted by: Tycen Proper

Because your city was gone.

He the fat guy that play harmonica and sings about the hook?

Posted by: F yeah at June 16, 2026 12:44 PM (c7SIO)

119 THAT dude is 19?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

Troglodyte. He was looking for Bertha Butts in Antifa World.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at June 16, 2026 12:44 PM (qtL2m)

120 >>> 100
==
This morning...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2026 12:41 PM (uUtyI)

I take before the news broke

He's probably getting pissed at the no-talent ass clown who happens to share his name.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 16, 2026 12:44 PM (R+iUD)

121 Some of this isn't his fault. A kid can only take so many wedgies before he falls to pieces.

Posted by: Josephistan at June 16, 2026 12:44 PM (y9ksN)

122 The violent Left is oh so Pretti as well as Good and Proper

What a bunch of misnomers!

Posted by: muldoon at June 16, 2026 12:44 PM (qgHp7)

123 So this guy praised Hitler.
Obviously he supports Platner . He's a Dem

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 16, 2026 12:44 PM (ufO5q)

124 "Tycen Proper"

I'm gonna give this loser some wiggle room because when he was given that absurdly idiotic trying-too-hard name -- "Tyson," get it? -- he was doomed to become a fat incel retard who hates himself and the world.

Rumor is that he changed his name to that. His birth name was Dipshit McGee.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2026 12:45 PM (ExV1e)

125 > That name shoulda been the alert to ... RUN

Tyson doesn't seem that odd. The spelling is weird, but not something you can help as a child. Once you get to adulthood, you're probably used to it. I don't know if I'd legally change my name's spelling if I'd grown up with my name spelled in an odd way.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2026 12:45 PM (mkw2N)

126 That name shoulda been the alert to ... RUN
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 12:41

So many signs! But I wouldn’t have my kids. So we will give him that. I guess. If we have to. Praise the Lord my genetics are strong and overpowered everything.

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 12:45 PM (p4NUW)

127 SPLMXUFCC* is gonna be lit.

*Southern Poverty Law Motocross Ultimate Fighting Center

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 16, 2026 12:45 PM (L6L5q)

128 The violent Left is oh so Pretti as well as Good and Proper

What a bunch of misnomers!
Posted by: muldoon at June 16, 2026 12:44 PM

Sunny Hostein and Joy Reid have entered the chat

Posted by: Josephistan at June 16, 2026 12:46 PM (y9ksN)

129 The guy looks like he couldn't do a pushup to get up off a bed of nails.

How DO you get off a bed of nails? I imagine you want to maintain the highest possible surface contact area, so sitting up or putting your hands down and pushing don't seem right. Do you roll off?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2026 12:41 PM (mkw2N)
_______

The "nails" are actually not sharp at all and they're usually put so close together it's almost solid. They had a bed of nails at a Ripley's or something when I was a kid. You could actually try it. So being the reckless idiot I was, I did. It was easy. It's mostly an illusion. I remember I just sat back up and got off.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 12:46 PM (iFTx/)

130 19 and balding

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2026 12:46 PM (Vh9CX)

131
I take before the news broke He's probably getting pissed at the no-talent ass clown who happens to share his name.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 16, 2026 12:44 PM (R+iUD)

He'll get a kick out of it I'm sure...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2026 12:46 PM (uUtyI)

132 I like how the Reddit retards actually post the truth so they can dump on it.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 12:47 PM (GseMx)

133 MKRetard....that's funny right there

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 16, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)

134 130 19 and balding
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 16, 2026 12:46 PM (Vh9CX)

Bald > balding

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 16, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)

135 The Washington Post comments section is already calling this the Next False Flag.

So say the people who would be caught cheering if it were reported that the operation succeeded.

Posted by: t-bird at June 16, 2026 12:47 PM (ScG/9)

136 61 That guy...talk about a mug that deserves a big "L" on his forehead.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 16, 2026 12:34 PM (qBdHI)

Too bad no one told him he would be much happier taking that graduation money to Turkey and buying a hair transplant.

Posted by: EveR at June 16, 2026 12:48 PM (wTevN)

137 This Ultimate Winner spent all of his time online?

===

I think he posted here last evening!

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2026 12:48 PM (GD0B3)

138 Piper, did your youngest have a good 15th birthday?

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 12:48 PM (77rzZ)

139 I’m gonna say part of the blame falls on social media (TikTok in this case). When I was a kid I just wanted to be outside and play with my friends. I doubt this guy ever had any such normal social interactions… constantly on a device probably. Parents need to push their kids outside and off screens

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 16, 2026 12:48 PM (+gA9j)

140 That name shoulda been the alert to ... RUN
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

Once you go black........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)
______

"Nah, brah. Nah. It's once you go crack ...."

-- James Talafreako.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 12:48 PM (iFTx/)

141 111
That name shoulda been the alert to ... RUN
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

Once you go black........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 12:43

Where is your wife? She needs to rein you in right now. 😂

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 12:48 PM (p4NUW)

142 >> I doubt this loser could actually convert a drone into a bomb-carrying weapon and I don't see drones on his list of purchases.

These people spend most of their lives online. It’s what poisons their minds. You can find all that information- online. It includes drone types and how to build, attach and detonate the weapon.

Look at the mouth breather who killed Charlie. Look at the window lickers who almost killed the president.

Never, ever underestimate people with a desire to do violence, and an inherent lack of self preservation.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 16, 2026 12:48 PM (g/iaZ)

143 including grievances about government corruption, the handling of files from the federal case involving convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, and data centers.

===

good grief...

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2026 12:49 PM (GD0B3)

144 Many years ago, a documentary came out called "Crumb" about the artist and his brothers. His younger brother slept on a bed of nails, which was the most normal behavior by anyone in that film.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 16, 2026 12:49 PM (2ap+5)

145 Are we sure this dude isn't FBI?
Posted by: Auspex

They all do look alike.

Photoshops the khaki J crew to be clones of this guy.

Posted by: Operator Error at June 16, 2026 12:49 PM (vr1/1)

146 Losses as GAINZZ news:
I'm down 17.6lbs in 56 days.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2026 12:49 PM (mkw2N)

147 19 and balding
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

He was born with a mortgage and an '82 Honda Civic.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2026 12:49 PM (6RVjC)

148 .
.
But, butt ... what about all of those non-Jewish Semitic people. Is it not the case that the non-Jewish Semites generally disfavor the Jewish Semites. Methinks the label "antisemitic" is of less value in meaningful expression than its value on a "Scrabble" board. How 'bout we say what we mean and use the term, "antiJewish?"

Posted by: Marooned at June 16, 2026 12:49 PM (kt8QE)

149 I wonder if he discovered the ZH comment section. Mr. Proper would've found plenty of similarly minded confederates there!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 16, 2026 12:50 PM (cWLG3)

150
*whistles*

The gun on the rooftop is summery warm.
The drone at the prizefight flies free.
Gather together to greet the storm.
Tomorrow belongs to me.

Now Birthingland, Birthingland, show us the sign
Monster babies have waited to see
The morning will come
When the world is mine.

Posted by: Fat ugly Communist slobs at June 16, 2026 12:50 PM (AhAak)

151 147.

Instead of Baby Mozart, he heard nothing but Bob Seger and Paul Harvey.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 16, 2026 12:50 PM (L6L5q)

152
Since rich capitalists MAGA were the target, nobody to the left of Elizabeth Warren will care. The same crowd who thinks Elon Musks money should be confiscated.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 16, 2026 12:51 PM (OkYzo)

153 DUDE that video of the jets was awesome!

Posted by: Max Power at June 16, 2026 12:51 PM (lRE1e)

154 146 Losses as GAINZZ news:
I'm down 17.6lbs in 56 days.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2026 12:49 PM (mkw2N)

congrats

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 16, 2026 12:51 PM (xcxpd)

155 " I can’t believe any of them actually care one wit about Epstein"

Or religion, unless their religion is Islam.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 16, 2026 12:51 PM (vbXSk)

156 >>> 142
==
These people spend most of their lives online. It’s what poisons their minds. You can find all that information- online. It includes drone types and how to build, attach and detonate the weapon.

Look at the mouth breather who killed Charlie. Look at the window lickers who almost killed the president.

Never, ever underestimate people with a desire to do violence, and an inherent lack of self preservation.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 16, 2026 12:48 PM (g/iaZ)

And it is *way* easier to destroy shit than to build things.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 16, 2026 12:51 PM (R+iUD)

157 Looks like a Platner voter to me.

Posted by: toddg at June 16, 2026 12:51 PM (KCFD3)

158 He had a choice between being a lone serial killer or joining a group to do a mass killing. Glad he chose the later.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 12:51 PM (GseMx)

159 74 Tycen's 19? Good lord what a mixed bag of terrible genetics. Balding, doughy bulldog face, resting dumb face, and an idiot brain. He's got nothing going for him and he's already ruined his life legally.
Posted by: bonhomme
========
If you look at the ugly types in AntiFa rank and file and the uggos in other radical movement, you soon come to a realization that a lot of the motivation to harm others comes from a loathing of themselves and their place in the world. And a resentment so great of others not so afflicted they are willing to kill and be killed on behalf of their resentments.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2026 12:51 PM (E4rtv)

160 So, was this a serious operation or another "Whitmore Kidnapping " ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2026 12:51 PM (uUtyI)

161 Bald > balding

My hairline is receding and I've got a bald spot in the back. I know I should probably shave it off, but thinking about that brings back bad memories of chemotherapy. I still keep thinking I should do it.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2026 12:51 PM (mkw2N)

162 You know who else said sympathetic things about Hitler?

Posted by: muldoon at June 16, 2026 12:51 PM (qgHp7)

163 Michael Alan Thomas, a Northern California resident, has been identified in federal court documents as one of the alleged organizers of a purported terror plot targeting the White House and the upcoming UFC Freedom250 event, according to details contained in a federal arrest affidavit.
=====

"Federal investigators claim Thomas expressed extremist anti-government beliefs and admitted to holding conspiracy-driven views about the U.S. government.

According to the arrest affidavit, Thomas allegedly told investigators that he believed the federal government was controlled by secret elites engaged in criminal activity. Authorities cited those statements as part of the evidence supporting the criminal case..."

Does the profile ..remind you of anyone??

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2026 12:51 PM (GD0B3)

164 138 Piper, did your youngest have a good 15th birthday?
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 12:48 PM (77rzZ

She did, she doesn’t particularly like her birthday proper because that is when the namesake here walked out on her, I don’t think that will change. But on the weekend, we had a blast doing high tea, which is what she picked to do. Her debit card is loaded now and she is deciding what she wants to buy.

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 12:52 PM (p4NUW)

165 When your own mother turns you in, you've went too deep.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2026 12:28 PM (6RVjC)

Pity that Karmelo Anthony's mama was so damned slack about raising her crotchfruit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 12:52 PM (1z8ji)

166 157 Looks like a Platner voter to me.
Posted by: toddg
=====
The Democrats will have to wait until his prison sentence is complete to run him as a US senator candidate somewhere.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2026 12:52 PM (E4rtv)

167 Tycen's virginity problem will soon be solved.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 16, 2026 12:52 PM (L6L5q)

168 Everything is a false flag according to the Left because that's what they would do.

And everything CAN be a false flag because they are helpless against them. They could be hit with a thousand well-produced false flags and what's the one thing we'll never hear? "Oh, we would never support that."

Posted by: t-bird at June 16, 2026 12:52 PM (ScG/9)

169 If only he'd looked like Luigi Mangione, the Left would have loved him.

Posted by: WisRich at June 16, 2026 12:52 PM (G0vdT)

170 161 Bald > balding

My hairline is receding and I've got a bald spot in the back. I know I should probably shave it off, but thinking about that brings back bad memories of chemotherapy. I still keep thinking I should do it.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2026 12:51 PM (mkw2N)

I started balding back in my 30's. I decided I'd rather just shave it all off. I got lucky, I got a good-shaped head.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 16, 2026 12:52 PM (xcxpd)

171 >>My tags were legit, yo! See my name in the post. It's not in bold, so tags were closed by then. The Blade knows his tags and his tags know him!

If Formerly Virginian bolded his statement, then this is valid and FV almost lost it, though his close tags would have saved him anyway.

OK, not beyond a reasonable doubt. The Barrel may continue to hunger.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 16, 2026 12:53 PM (NcvvS)

172 If you look at the ugly types in AntiFa rank and file and the uggos in other radical movement, you soon come to a realization that a lot of the motivation to harm others comes from a loathing of themselves and their place in the world. And a resentment so great of others not so afflicted they are willing to kill and be killed on behalf of their resentments.

It's scary.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2026 12:53 PM (mkw2N)

173 Ticen or Thyssen? Pronunciation is probably the same.

Posted by: Rex B at June 16, 2026 12:53 PM (rgnea)

174 148 Yes, “anti-Semitic” needs to go. “Semitic” has no meaning outside of linguistics.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 12:53 PM (77rzZ)

175 That name shoulda been the alert to ... RUN
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 12:41

So many signs! But I wouldn’t have my kids. So we will give him that. I guess. If we have to. Praise the Lord my genetics are strong and overpowered everything.
Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 12:45 PM (p4NUW)

What is the wording of Rule #1 from a woman's POV?

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Qqh23)

176
Where is your wife? She needs to rein you in right now. 😂
Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 12:48 PM (p4NUW)

She was just sitting right here. Everything is fine. This is fine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)

177 Pity that Karmelo Anthony's mama was so damned slack about raising her crotchfruit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
=======
And the grandmother and the family advocate, etc. The whole family experience was based on resentment and hatred of whitey. Karmelo was just stupid enough to believe all the rhetoric around him.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2026 12:53 PM (E4rtv)

178 "including grievances about government corruption, the handling of files from the federal case involving convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, and data centers."

Data centers? Data Centers? What was this CHUD's beef with data centers?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 12:53 PM (iFTx/)

179 > I got lucky, I got a good-shaped head.'

Nice.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2026 12:54 PM (mkw2N)

180 Another charge should being really ugly.

Enjoy C block.

I can never understand why a person can just throw his life away in the greatest place and time in world history.

Posted by: Redenzo at June 16, 2026 12:54 PM (E79uu)

181 162 You know who else said sympathetic things about Hitler?
Posted by: muldoon at June 16, 2026 12:51 PM (qgHp7)

Ernst Rohm?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 16, 2026 12:54 PM (xcxpd)

182 173 Ticen or Thyssen? Pronunciation is probably the same.
Posted by: Rex B at June 16, 2026 12:53

It’s Tie-sen.

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 12:54 PM (p4NUW)

183 Boy, Ohio can't deny that guy. That's the official Ohioan physiognomy. Wow, I guess the fantastic physiology of men from your area is far superior. I rarely comment, but man, you are quite the sphincter.

Posted by: gycincy at June 16, 2026 12:54 PM (G/ZRw)

184 179.

Positively Stathamesque, I'm sure.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 16, 2026 12:54 PM (L6L5q)

185 Proper's father also said his son had recently obtained camping gear, food, ballistic plates, a new shotgun, rifle, ammunition, magazines and plate carriers, the FBI said.

* insert obligatory "weekend in Vegas" comment here *

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2026 12:55 PM (vTZFs)

186 Are we sure this dude isn't FBI?
Posted by: Auspex

He was supposed to wear khaki pants.

Posted by: The FBI at June 16, 2026 12:55 PM (ScG/9)

187 [Grinning]

-- Temu
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

Temu ballistic plates are made from the finest Chinese gypsum board. With added melamine!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 12:55 PM (1z8ji)

188
Yes, “anti-Semitic” needs to go. “Semitic” has no meaning outside of linguistics.
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 12:53 PM (77rzZ)

you have a lot of silly hobby horses, don't you

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2026 12:55 PM (GD0B3)

189 It’s amazing how often the Epstein files shows up as an obsession with lefty lunatics…. I can’t believe any of them actually care one wit about Epstein… who’s been dead for almost 7 years now BTW
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 16, 2026 12:37 PM (yz/8

_____

In fairness, too many people on our side are still obsessed with Epstein and The Files (tm) and will apparently never let it go.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 12:55 PM (iFTx/)

190 Fool and tool.
This guy looks as if assembling a ham sandwich would confound him.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at June 16, 2026 12:55 PM (rFtAF)

191 That's the first time I remember seeing the Blue Angels and the Thunderbirds flying together in formation like that.

It was really kick ass. 'MURICA! F*CK YEAH!!

Just last year here in Pensacola:

https://tinyurl.com/ttf8j2cz

Posted by: one hour sober at June 16, 2026 12:56 PM (J4Dwc)

192 It's scary.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Only Christ and the Father can fix these people so I hope they come to that realization. The Moon God simply throws logs on the fire for hatred and resentment in its conquer or die mythos.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2026 12:56 PM (E4rtv)

193 My hairline is receding and I've got a bald spot in the back. I know I should probably shave it off, but thinking about that brings back bad memories of chemotherapy. I still keep thinking I should do it.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2026 12:51 PM (mkw2N)

Bald is beautiful. I told my wife that most every day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

194 > Data centers? Data Centers? What was this CHUD's beef with data centers?

Lots of people are going nuts over them.

Typical complaints:
They consume water.
They consume electricity.
They drive up computer component costs.
AI scary.
We must save the planet!
NIMBY
BANANA

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2026 12:56 PM (mkw2N)

195 Hope this isn't another Whitmer "kidnapping plot."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 16, 2026 12:56 PM (dK+Kv)

196 How about a full on motocross on the white house lawn?
A vintage one.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 16, 2026 12:56 PM (Kt19C)

197 Since 2009, the Left has been busy slowly "radicalizing" about 25% of the country. Not sure what can be done but when they get their "charismatic leader" all bets are off.

And yes that's where this is headed.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 12:56 PM (aBLnM)

198 The left is moving from Hitler curious to Hitler fans...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 16, 2026 12:41 PM (sKqQm)

A friend's mom, who was born in Germany in the 20's, was known for saying things about modern neo-nazis like, "those perverts would be the first against the wall and we would all applaud"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2026 12:56 PM (rbvCR)

199 >>>These people spend most of their lives online. It’s what poisons their minds.

I feel seen.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 16, 2026 12:56 PM (dK+Kv)

200 Temu ballistic plates are made from the finest Chinese gypsum board. With added melamine!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 12:55 PM (1z

I thought they were just ceramic bathroom tiles.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 12:57 PM (GseMx)

201
Just last year here in Pensacola:

https://tinyurl.com/ttf8j2cz
Posted by: one hour sober at June 16, 2026 12:56 PM (J4Dwc)

Well, I don't live there and don't have Facebook, so my comment is still valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

202
This fat, bald sack of shit is 19?!

Posted by: SSRIs, Baby! at June 16, 2026 12:57 PM (AhAak)

203 Sorry that was just a few months ago. Also did one last year.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 16, 2026 12:58 PM (J4Dwc)

204 Incels always seem to be the most violent.

Dude. Just buy a hooker. Yeah, it's pricey, but she'll tell you everything you want to hear and will make you feel like you actually matter for an hour.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

205 135 "The Washington Post comments section is already calling this the Next False Flag."

So say the people who would be caught cheering if it were reported that the operation succeeded.
Posted by: t-bird at June 16, 2026 12:47 PM (ScG/9)

You can tell they're not rocket scientists, because those guys are too tired from working long hours for lots of money to post stupid shit on Reddit.

Posted by: SciVo at June 16, 2026 12:58 PM (Sy6m/)

206 hairline

Kippeh?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 16, 2026 12:58 PM (Kt19C)

207 She did, she doesn’t particularly like her birthday proper

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 12:52 PM (p4NUW)

You got her a birthday proper? Shit I hope it wasn't this one.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 12:59 PM (aBLnM)

208
What is the wording of Rule #1 from a woman's POV?
Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Qqh23

You can fall in love with a rich guy as easily as a poor one?

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 12:59 PM (p4NUW)

209 164 That’s sweet, Piper.

Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 12:59 PM (77rzZ)

210 If you look at the ugly types in AntiFa rank and file and the uggos in other radical movement...

And then you occasionally see a hottie on a protest video and think "Gee, that's a shame. What a waste."

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2026 12:59 PM (vTZFs)

211 including "sympathetic comments about Adolf Hitler"

Wait, WHAT?! He CAN'T have been anti-Trump then!

Or, did he think Trump was sullying Hitler's reputation with his antics?

Posted by: GWB at June 16, 2026 12:59 PM (kU0PQ)

212 I find it interesting that the super sekret Signal group chat was breached. Unless it came after the sack of lard nazi guy spilled the beans.

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2026 12:59 PM (GD0B3)

213 >>You know who else said sympathetic things about Hitler?

Franz Liebkind.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 16, 2026 12:59 PM (NcvvS)

214 The Blue Angels and Thunderbirds have been flying the "Super Delta" together every so often since 2021.

https://www.af.mil/News/Photos/igphoto/2002594288/

Posted by: ballistic at June 16, 2026 01:00 PM (oqH4h)

215 >>>Where The Blade is always FIRST!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

I freaking LOVE copy paste fails.

Posted by: Max Power at June 16, 2026 01:00 PM (lRE1e)

216 Nothing wrong with being fat, poor, and ugly. All can be overcome with hard work.

I blame this guy's parent(s).

My guess is that they have spent years buying him the Cheetos and then listening to him panic when his dick mysteriously turns orange.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 16, 2026 01:00 PM (L6L5q)

217 Dude. Just buy a hooker. Yeah, it's pricey, but she'll tell you everything you want to hear and will make you feel like you actually matter for an hour.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

He had 3k to spend.

And he must have some generous relatives. 3k is not a small amount of graduation cash.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 01:00 PM (GseMx)

218 https://www.af.mil/News/Photos/igphoto/2002594288/
Posted by: ballistic at June 16, 2026 01:00 PM (oqH4h)

Sponge doesn't live in any of those locales, so they don't count.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 16, 2026 01:01 PM (J4Dwc)

219 >>> 189 It’s amazing how often the Epstein files shows up as an obsession with lefty lunatics…. I can’t believe any of them actually care one wit about Epstein… who’s been dead for almost 7 years now BTW
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 16, 2026 12:37 PM (yz/8
_____

In fairness, too many people on our side are still obsessed with Epstein and The Files (tm) and will apparently never let it go.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 12:55 PM (iFTx/)

Epstein:human trafficking::Bin Laden:Islamic terrorism

Well-known targets are worth getting rid of but their destruction won't bring down a whole system.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 16, 2026 01:01 PM (R+iUD)

220 189 It’s amazing how often the Epstein files shows up as an obsession with lefty lunatics…. I can’t believe any of them actually care one wit about Epstein… who’s been dead for almost 7 years now BTW
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 16, 2026 12:37 PM (yz/8
_____

In fairness, too many people on our side are still obsessed with Epstein and The Files (tm) and will apparently never let it go.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Some do it because they are convinced by their anti-semitism that Jews rule the world. Some do it because it makes bank for them with a potential audience of billions of Muzzies and Eurotrash willing to spend time, money, and attention on such trash. And some do it because they are Democrats that look for any stick to beat on Trump and his followers.

Ironically it is the very inversion of reality where in actuality, it is Muzzies that are child rapists, Eurotrash that like going after young kids, and Democrats with their open border, queer, and trans fix that enable the mass despoiling of children and sex trafficking by supporting illegals, pedos in classrooms, and formal indoctrination via public schools into perversions.

Wicked people.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2026 01:01 PM (E4rtv)

221 "These people spend most of their lives online."

I just found a new title for the "Weekly Commenter Stats" segment of my ONT.

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2026 01:01 PM (Qqh23)

222
What is the wording of Rule #1 from a woman's POV?
Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Qqh23)

"I'm never wrong and it wasn't my fault."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)

223 And then you occasionally see a hottie on a protest video and think "Gee, that's a shame. What a waste."
Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2026 12:59 PM (vTZFs)

I have not seen that yet.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 01:02 PM (GseMx)

224 "You know who else said sympathetic things about Hitler?"

Eva Braun?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2026 01:02 PM (rZCVI)

225 So much about this story seems odd and disturbing.

- Aspirational? That used to mean "our plants told some losers to do something bad, and they kinda didn't disagree."

- Do parents really call the feds on a kid- after handing him $3,000 graduation gift?

- What did he graduate from?

- This seems to be mainstream Left now - Anti-Jew, Anti-Trump, Anti-Musk. Anti-"Nazi" but pro killing anyone who does not agree with the above.

- How dumb do you have to be to think you could get a drone in the air near the WH? (takes second look at photo) Nevermind.

- Is there a house in USA that does not have what the Feds would call "a "large quantity" of ammunition and tactical clothing." No Rifles? No bombs? No drones? This is BS story.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 16, 2026 01:02 PM (koltM)

226 How about a full on motocross on the white house lawn?
A vintage one.

NASCAR around the White House and Washington Monument. The banked oval turns behind each will take some time to build, however.

Posted by: t-bird at June 16, 2026 01:02 PM (ScG/9)

227 Say what you will about Trump, the man knows how to throw a party.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at June 16, 2026 01:02 PM (rFtAF)

228 I don't know if I'd legally change my name's spelling if I'd grown up with my name spelled in an odd way.
Posted by: bonhomme
-----

It's Tycen Proper III.

As an aside, it's manifestly obvious that those obsessively engaged with social media are not well-adjusted folk.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, hoping he has the damn slashes right at June 16, 2026 01:02 PM (XeU6L)

229 223 And then you occasionally see a hottie on a protest video and think "Gee, that's a shame. What a waste."
Posted by: Oddbob
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Tells you maximum crazy because a hottie has other options.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2026 01:03 PM (E4rtv)

230 That name shoulda been the alert to ... RUN
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 12:41

So many signs! But I wouldn’t have my kids. So we will give him that. I guess. If we have to. Praise the Lord my genetics are strong and overpowered everything.
Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 12:45 PM (p4NUW)

What is the wording of Rule #1 from a woman's POV?
Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Qqh23)
____________

Isn't it the same rule?

Rule #1: Be attractive.
Rule #2: Don't be unattractive.

"Don't you know about the new fashion, honey? All you need are looks and a whole lot of money."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 01:03 PM (iFTx/)

231
Sponge doesn't live in any of those locales, so they don't count.
Posted by: one hour sober at June 16, 2026 01:01 PM (J4Dwc)

I said "I don't remember seeing them flying together in formation like that."

You posting pictures and videos of them doing that doesn't magically implant a memory into my brain where I suddenly remember seeing it in history.

For F*cks Sakes..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

232 I find it interesting that the super sekret Signal group chat was breached.

If you actually believe that anything going over a wire or radio signal is fully secure, you probably deserve what you're gonna get.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2026 01:03 PM (vTZFs)

233 The crazies got a good number of the entertainment acts to quit as well. Except for 'Nilla Ice.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2026 01:03 PM (3uBP9)

234 A teacher at a good school in an affluent state has a bleak state of the student body report here:

http://tiny.cc/ah55101

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2026 01:03 PM (mkw2N)

235 Overseas, the insurgents would take the mentally infirm, strap them with a PBIED and send them on their way. The ones who were a little more cogent were coached into doing it for allah. That’s before we get to the actual true believers.

We now have an entire strata of society who spend all their time online being poisoned by our enemies. It’s a target rich environment.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 16, 2026 01:03 PM (g/iaZ)

236 Fun fact: a recent commander of the Blue Angels was named Kesselring.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 16, 2026 01:03 PM (U/Byj)

237 The investigation into Proper began last Wednesday, when his mother contacted local law enforcement because of concerns about his recent behavior

When your own mother turns you in, you've went too deep.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2026 12:28 PM (6RVjC)

Well, when the investigation starts 3-4 days before the event, and they don't list any explosives-laden drones among the items confiscated, you're too stupid to be a terrorist. And, your mother knows it.

Posted by: GWB at June 16, 2026 01:03 PM (kU0PQ)

238 Could Tycen be the missing link the scientists are looking for ???

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2026 01:03 PM (GD0B3)

239 Imagine what these people would all do if the "correct" leader shouted at them and told them to do it.

You thought "yes we can" was creepy and weird? Wait until THIS lot of insane and violent mental midgets get told how they can finally "save" the world from dangerous evil Jew MAGA.

These crazies are not going back in the toothpaste bottle. I have seen the future and it is neither pretti nor good.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 01:03 PM (aBLnM)

240 Say what you will about Trump, the man knows how to throw a party.
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at June 16, 2026 01:02 PM (rFtAF)

His big balls should be held every night.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)

241 Fun fact: a recent commander of the Blue Angels was named Kesselring.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 16, 2026 01:03 PM (U/Byj)

🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2026 01:04 PM (GD0B3)

242
Take drugs.

Make sure to keep reading your phone.

Suck dicks.

Make sure to keep reading your phone.

Reject your parents.

Make sure to keep reading your phone.

Reject God, too.

Make sure to keep reading your phone.

Cut your dick off.

Make sure to keep reading your phone.

Put on a fursuit. You're a very sexy platypus.

Make sure to keep reading your phone.

Posted by: NOW, KILL! at June 16, 2026 01:04 PM (AhAak)

243 222
What is the wording of Rule #1 from a woman's POV?
Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Qqh23)

"I'm never wrong and it wasn't my fault."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)
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What's worse is they don't actually say that, you're just supposed to understand that.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 16, 2026 01:04 PM (cWLG3)

244 Ima going to start calling Trump, Elizondo Trump Mountain Dew.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 01:04 PM (GseMx)

245 >>For F*cks Sakes..........

Relax, I'm just giving you a titty-twister. It's happens here.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 16, 2026 01:05 PM (J4Dwc)

246 I am hungry. Anyone want a salad with roasted red peppers? They need to get used.

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 01:05 PM (p4NUW)

247 If you actually believe that anything going over a wire or radio signal is fully secure, you probably deserve what you're gonna get.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2026 01:03 PM (vTZFs)

I, personally do not believe any electronic communication is secure.

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2026 01:05 PM (GD0B3)

248 How about a full on motocross on the white house lawn?
A vintage one.

NASCAR around the White House and Washington Monument. The banked oval turns behind each will take some time to build, however.
Posted by: t-bird at June 16, 2026 01:02 PM (ScG/9)

I mentioned something to a friend yesterday........Can they fit a hockey rink on the front lawn?

Washington Crapitals v. anyone.......It would be awesome.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

249 They have more projection than projection being projected .
Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 12:43 PM (GseMx)

Projection is not a river in the Amazon.

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 16, 2026 01:05 PM (yInIL)

250 232 I find it interesting that the super sekret Signal group chat was breached.

If you actually believe that anything going over a wire or radio signal is fully secure, you probably deserve what you're gonna get.
Posted by: Oddbob
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Yep. As Ben Franklin said, two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2026 01:05 PM (E4rtv)

251 It really was a great event, I was just tuning in for the fights and ended up seeing one of the best patriotic spectacles ever produced.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 16, 2026 01:06 PM (n5tGW)

252
Relax, I'm just giving you a titty-twister. It's happens here.
Posted by: one hour sober at June 16, 2026 01:05 PM (J4Dwc)

I am away.

I just get mad since I've got no nipples left to twist and am jealous of those that do.

This place can be brutal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

253 It's Tycen Proper III.

As an aside, it's manifestly obvious that those obsessively engaged with social media are not well-adjusted folk.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, hoping he has the damn slashes right at June 16, 2026 01:02 PM (XeU6L)

Looks like he ate the other two.

Posted by: Reforger at June 16, 2026 01:06 PM (AkN0D)

254 >>>- What did he graduate from?

FBI terrorism entrapment school for fat, dumpy losers.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 16, 2026 01:07 PM (dK+Kv)

255 *Aware

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

256 I, personally do not believe any electronic communication is secure.
Posted by: runner

You can stop at no form of communication is secure. Even person to person or couriers. And people will learn copes as we transition from a high trust society to a low one.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2026 01:07 PM (E4rtv)

257 personally do not believe any electronic communication is secure.

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2026 01:05 PM (GD0B3)

Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 01:07 PM (aBLnM)

258 I don't remember seeing Vegas lose to Carolina in Game 6 of the Stanley Cup final because I was out of the house and couldn't watch it. Doesn't mean it didn't happen though.

I wasn't trying to be a turd, I was just pointing out that the Blues and Tbirds have been doing it for quite a while now.

Posted by: ballistic at June 16, 2026 01:07 PM (oqH4h)

259 I am hungry. Anyone want a salad with roasted red peppers? They need to get used.
Posted by: Piper

Piper Proper's Pepper Poppers? (I know, I know. That wasn't his last name)

Posted by: t-bird at June 16, 2026 01:07 PM (ScG/9)

260 I mentioned something to a friend yesterday........Can they fit a hockey rink on the front lawn?

Washington Crapitals v. anyone.......It would be awesome.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

Dang -- Why ya gotta bust on my team?

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2026 01:07 PM (Qqh23)

261 And then you occasionally see a hottie on a protest video and think "Gee, that's a shame. What a waste."
Posted by: Oddbob
========
Tells you maximum crazy because a hottie has other options.
Posted by: whig at June 16, 2026 01:03 PM (E4rtv)
______

Or bought and paid for. A significant portion of the smokeshows you see at events that are supposed to just "be there" are really models hired for that purpose. There are agencies focused on just that.

"Bro, I'm having a big party and want it to look gooood. Can you send me some hotties to slurk around looking hot?"

I know a few girls who do that. It's easy money, not much work, and free booze and drugs.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 01:07 PM (iFTx/)

262 $3K doesn't buy all that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

Meh, disagree. Shotgun could be had for under $200, the rifle for under $500. Ballistic plates? If he bought a complete set for a decent carrier, about $800, maybe $1,000. If they were on sale and not a 4-piece set (side plates), then he could get 2 sets for $500 (I regularly see BOGO offers). Worst case scenario, he has $1,000 to buy ammo.

Posted by: GWB at June 16, 2026 01:07 PM (kU0PQ)

263 Nothing wrong with being fat, poor, and ugly. All can be overcome with hard work.

There really is a genetic lottery and we can't all be winners.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2026 01:08 PM (vTZFs)

264 I am hungry. Anyone want a salad with roasted red peppers? They need to get used.
Posted by: Piper

Add goat cheese or fresh mozz. You can tell I love salad.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 01:08 PM (aBLnM)

265 Mr. Proper graduated from high school, so he's got that going for him. The way the MSM glorifies violence nowadays, especially against the current administration, has captured the imaginations of the mentally unstable people in our country. High school doesn't prepare young people for that.

Screaming and screeching about politicians and celebrities about whom the sensitive souls know only from what the mouths-for-hire belch out for serious coin is the norm for today's pop culture.

Expect more of the same.

Posted by: mrp at June 16, 2026 01:08 PM (rj6Yv)

266 You can stop at no form of communication is secure"

Three can keep a secret...

Heh

Posted by: man at June 16, 2026 01:08 PM (XuXeR)

267 I, personally do not believe any electronic communication is secure.
Posted by: runner
---

You're just being paranoid.

Posted by: Bob, at the NSA at June 16, 2026 01:09 PM (XeU6L)

268 257 personally do not believe any electronic communication is secure.

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2026 01:05 PM (GD0B3)

Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead.
Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 01:07 PM (aBLnM)

Dead men tell no tales.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 16, 2026 01:09 PM (cWLG3)

269 > Fun fact: a recent commander of the Blue Angels was named Kesselring.

And?

Posted by: Field Marshal Albert Kesselring at June 16, 2026 01:09 PM (mkw2N)

270 Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at June 16, 2026 01:09 PM (yInIL)

271 Remember:
the same people who call Trump a pedo who is protecting pedos daily ...
are super upset someone called Michelle Obama a man.

And if you point that out, they will say it's been proven that Trump is a pedo and he is protecting pedos.

Well ...
It's been proven that Michelle Obama is a man.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 16, 2026 01:09 PM (73/SM)

272 A teacher at a good school in an affluent state has a bleak state of the student body report here:

http://tiny.cc/ah55101
Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2026 01:03 PM (mkw2N)

As a teacher of high level intelligence students, they should've proofread their work before posting.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

273 Getting rid of the neck beard would be a start for him.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 01:09 PM (GseMx)

274 This Ultimate Winner spent all of his time online?

No way.

--------------

This is what's produced when humans breed with lesser primates.

Posted by: ShainS at June 16, 2026 01:10 PM (aS4AU)

275 This is BS story.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 16, 2026 01:02 PM (koltM)

Yeah, I imagine this is mostly words about planning and agreement (which may yet involve a nnon-zero number of FBI informants) and the one overt act that they need to charge the group with.

Of the the Whitmer "Plot," there were only 4 or 5 of 14 that had charges that stuck and were not somehow vacated or reversed.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 16, 2026 01:10 PM (dK+Kv)

276 I wasn't trying to be a turd, I was just pointing out that the Blues and Tbirds have been doing it for quite a while now.

Posted by: ballistic at June 16, 2026 01:07 PM (oqH4h)

You guys are talking past each other.

He didn't say it never happened before. He said he never saw it himself.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 16, 2026 01:10 PM (rii+a)

277 A significant portion of the smokeshows you see at events that are supposed to just "be there" are really models hired for that purpose. "

Hey, can we get some babes for the yacht?

Posted by: man at June 16, 2026 01:10 PM (XuXeR)

278 I wonder what would be the reaction if a similar plot was hatched that targeted the judiciary and SCOTUS. I mean, the Federal Judiciary seems rather nonplused about frequent assassination plots uncovered directed at Trump and/or his administration.

I won't wish it, but it would be an interesting thing to see how the likes of a Boasberg would react if he were a target.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2026 01:11 PM (jehhT)

279
Dang -- Why ya gotta bust on my team?
Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2026 01:07 PM (Qqh23)

Because I knew you were here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

280 If I hear "We need to tone down the rhetoric" one more time...

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 16, 2026 01:12 PM (E2lD7)

281 As an aside, it's manifestly obvious that those obsessively engaged with social media are not well-adjusted folk.

We are all just standing right here ya know!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 16, 2026 01:12 PM (n5tGW)

282 Getting rid of the neck beard would be a start for him.

Also:

1) Drop some weight
2) Lift some weight
3) Lift a book
4) Put down the mouse
5) Go outside

A 19 year old shouldn't look like that.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2026 01:12 PM (Riz8t)

283 The people worried about Trump being a paedo also say that 15 year old girls should expect to be fingered by men in wigs if they want to wrestle, and that fisting needs to be taught to kindergratners.

I'm thinking, I know this is crazy and controversial, Epstein is just a meme for them and sounds the same out of their mouth as RUSSIA.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 01:13 PM (aBLnM)

284 Ultimate Warrior >>> This Ultimate Winner

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 01:13 PM (iFTx/)

285 We need to tone down the rhetoric!!

Posted by: Reforger at June 16, 2026 01:13 PM (F9nWj)

286 This is nothing like the Whitmire case which was an actual sting.

And stings in themselves are not bad. As always it takes bad actors carrying it out to make them bad.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 01:13 PM (GseMx)

287 I am hungry. Anyone want a salad with roasted red peppers? They need to get used.
Posted by: Piper

Add goat cheese or fresh mozz. You can tell I love salad.

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 01:08 PM (aBLnM)

Or with roasted edamame and grilled chicken and a Southwestern flavored vinaigrette?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 16, 2026 01:13 PM (dK+Kv)

288 This Ultimate Winner spent all of his time online?

No way.

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This is what's produced when humans breed with lesser primates.
Posted by: ShainS at June 16, 2026 01:10 PM (aS4AU)
________

"He raped us. We wouldn't fuck that."

-- Lower Primates

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/)

289
Meh, disagree. Shotgun could be had for under $200, the rifle for under $500. Ballistic plates? If he bought a complete set for a decent carrier, about $800, maybe $1,000. If they were on sale and not a 4-piece set (side plates), then he could get 2 sets for $500 (I regularly see BOGO offers). Worst case scenario, he has $1,000 to buy ammo.
Posted by: GWB at June 16, 2026 01:07 PM (kU0PQ)

I guess I should've reserved my comment for AFTER the weapons list was released.

In the past, we've had idiots with no jobs showing up to shoot the shit out of a school with $8k worth of guns and ammo.

My bad.

Today just doesn't seem to be my day.......again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

290 What kind of reprisal???
----------------
Major League Baseball is threatening three San Francisco Giants players with reprisal after they inscribed Bible verses on their "Pride Night" caps in an effort to highlight their Christian faith amid the team's celebration of homosexuality.

Ahead of a Saturday night game against the Chicago Cubs, star Giants pitcher Landen Roupp inscribed Genesis 9:12-16 on his hat, a passage that describes the rainbow God placed in the sky after sending a flood to wipe out the human race, only to spare Noah and his family. Roupp’s fellow pitcher JT Brubaker inscribed Genesis 9:13-15 on the front of his hat, and pitcher ...

Posted by: beckster at June 16, 2026 01:14 PM (kX27y)

291 One of my best friends in HS was Mark David Chapman.

Posted by: pawn at June 16, 2026 01:14 PM (+rSJz)

292 Investigators spoke with Proper's father and grandmother, who said he spent most of his time online talking to others, according to the filing.

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Was his handle by chance "Sid?"

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS at June 16, 2026 01:14 PM (aS4AU)

293 Or bought and paid for. A significant portion of the smokeshows you see at events that are supposed to just "be there" are really models hired for that purpose. There are agencies focused on just that.

"Bro, I'm having a big party and want it to look gooood. Can you send me some hotties to slurk around looking hot?"

I know a few girls who do that. It's easy money, not much work, and free booze and drugs.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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All things are possible with a government ngo slushfund I suppose.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2026 01:14 PM (E4rtv)

294 These people spend most of their lives online. It’s what poisons their minds.

**********

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: muldoon at June 16, 2026 01:14 PM (qgHp7)

295 Ultimate Warrior >>> This Ultimate Winner
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 01:13 PM (iFTx/)

The Dingo Warrior >

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

296 "And by "on the left," I mean among Tucker Carlson's and Candace Owens' and Megyn Kelly's audiences."

Can't wait till they unveil who he follows online. Massie is probably another one he follows.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 16, 2026 01:15 PM (NpAcC)

297 Dead men tell no tales.

No do they wear plaid.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2026 01:15 PM (vTZFs)

298 Washington Crapitals v. anyone.......It would be awesome.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

The NHL has played games outdoors before, you know.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 16, 2026 01:15 PM (J4Dwc)

299 Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead.
Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 01:07 PM (aBLnM)
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Just keep telling yourself that....

Posted by: Necromancers for Hire at June 16, 2026 01:15 PM (gnNyN)

300 I find it interesting that the super sekret Signal group chat was breached. Unless it came after the sack of lard nazi guy spilled the beans.
Posted by: runner at June 16, 2026 12:59 PM (GD0B3)
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I'm glad members of the senior White House staff and Cabinet got the word about Signal vulnerability back in the halcyon year of 2025. Nipped it in the bud, so to speak.

Posted by: mrp at June 16, 2026 01:15 PM (rj6Yv)

301 Does anyone know if they actually had a b0mb or if they were just wish casting about what they would do if they had a b0mb?

Posted by: TimothyJP at June 16, 2026 01:16 PM (3fEC+)

302 Today just doesn't seem to be my day.......again.
Posted by: Sponge
=====
Is Gilbert O'Sullivan's "Alone Again, Naturally" playing in the background.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2026 01:16 PM (E4rtv)

303 Dang -- Why ya gotta bust on my team?
Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2026 01:07 PM (Qqh23)

Because I knew you were here.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

Aww - I feel noticed!

And I also now have "Roll the Bones" as an earworm

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2026 01:16 PM (Qqh23)

304 Was his handle by chance "Sid?"

/only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS at June 16, 2026 01:14 PM (aS4AU)

don't be silly ..."Paul"

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2026 01:16 PM (GD0B3)

305 What kind of reprisal???

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They will be forced to join the San Francisco Gay Pedo Choir?

Posted by: ShainS at June 16, 2026 01:16 PM (aS4AU)

306 If the Wise Latina attended, but became angry, would there have been Sotocross at the White House?

Posted by: Dirk Dingleman at June 16, 2026 01:16 PM (7Q0e+)

307 don't be silly ..."Paul"

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2026 01:16 PM (GD0B3)

----------------

Heh. I stand corrected ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 16, 2026 01:17 PM (aS4AU)

308 Call me cynical, but my first thought was, the feds must be involved in this somehow. I shall await further details, but until then, history seems to be on my side on this.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at June 16, 2026 01:17 PM (QaH55)

309 "Bro, I'm having a big party and want it to look gooood. Can you send me some hotties to slurk around looking hot?"

I know a few girls who do that. It's easy money, not much work, and free booze and drugs.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Some buddies and I have a fantasy football league and we get together in Vegas every year for the draft. We hire hotties to put the names up on the board and serve drinks.

The girls love us and want to come back every year because we're harmless, they're standing around in a suite in the Wynn wearing bikinis and aren't expected to do any "extras". Easiest 3-4 hours of work any of them do in a given year, I bet.

Posted by: ballistic at June 16, 2026 01:17 PM (oqH4h)

310 Just like Hodgkins, he was prepared to travel to DC.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 01:17 PM (GseMx)

311
The NHL has played games outdoors before, you know.
Posted by: one hour sober at June 16, 2026 01:15 PM (J4Dwc)

Yes. I AM aware. They had one in Dallas at The Cotton Bowl not that long ago. Dallas has played in 2 of the outdoor games.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

312 In the past, we've had idiots with no jobs showing up to shoot the shit out of a school with $8k worth of guns and ammo.

Yeah, nobody is teaching our young crazies the value of a dollar any more. I remember a few years ago when it seemed like Daniel Defense was all the fashion among school shooters. I mean geez, save a few bucks for your lawyer or mortician.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2026 01:18 PM (vTZFs)

313
It's Tycen Proper III.

On a three hour tour.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2026 01:19 PM (Cqx++)

314 I'm glad members of the senior White House staff and Cabinet got the word about Signal vulnerability back in the halcyon year of 2025. Nipped it in the bud, so to speak.
Posted by: mrp at June 16, 2026 01:15 PM (rj6Yv)

I think it is still being used. Apropos, there is a book coming out from journalists who allagedly gained access, have recordings of the WH situation room conversations. You will not believe the name! "Regime Change: Inside the Imperial Presidency of Donald Trump"

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2026 01:19 PM (GD0B3)

315
And I also now have "Roll the Bones" as an earworm
Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2026 01:16 PM (Qqh23)

This saddens me and makes me laugh at the same time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

316 If the Wise Latina attended, but became angry, would there have been Sotocross at the White House?

Posted by: Dirk Dingleman at June 16, 2026 01:16 PM (7Q0e+)

-----------------

Or a punch by American professional mixed martial artist Joe Soto.

Posted by: ShainS at June 16, 2026 01:19 PM (aS4AU)

317 >>Yes. I AM aware.

I know you know. Just tweaking your other nippleless tit.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 16, 2026 01:19 PM (J4Dwc)

318 =====
Is Gilbert O'Sullivan's "Alone Again, Naturally" playing in the background.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2026 01:16 PM (E4rtv)

Actually, Beck's "Loser" will come across the playlist any second now.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

319 Ultra-religious antisemitism with admiration for Uncle Addie.
I assume we can at least rule out the Jehovah's Witnesses.

Posted by: gKWVE wouldn't put money on the Episcopalians either at June 16, 2026 01:20 PM (G5t1j)

320 Who do these guys think is going to succeed Trump et. al. if their fevered wet dreams are successful?

Did they have plans to take out Vance?

'Cuz that's who is next in line, ya bozos. And there is a whole laundry list in the Constitution laying out the order of succession.

But losers like this dude are just making themselves the star of the action film/video game playing nonstop in their heads. The minute something goes wrong - and it always dies - they wet themselves and start whimpering because "it worked in the movie!"

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 16, 2026 01:20 PM (SRRAx)

321 232 "I find it interesting that the super sekret Signal group chat was breached."

If you actually believe that anything going over a wire or radio signal is fully secure, you probably deserve what you're gonna get.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2026 01:03 PM (vTZFs)

The Signal messaging app supposedly uses end-to-end encryption, but that doesn't help if your chat group is administered by an idiot who thinks with his dick, so an add request from Hot_FBI_Twink gets "I can fix him." It doesn't take a codebreaker with a supercomputer, it just takes a James O'Keefe.

Posted by: SciVo at June 16, 2026 01:20 PM (Sy6m/)

322 "Bro, I'm having a big party and want it to look gooood. Can you send me some hotties to slurk around looking hot?"

I know a few girls who do that. It's easy money, not much work, and free booze and drugs.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Some buddies and I have a fantasy football league and we get together in Vegas every year for the draft. We hire hotties to put the names up on the board and serve drinks.

The girls love us and want to come back every year because we're harmless, they're standing around in a suite in the Wynn wearing bikinis and aren't expected to do any "extras". Easiest 3-4 hours of work any of them do in a given year, I bet.
Posted by: ballistic at June 16, 2026 01:17 PM (oqH4h)
_______

That's a much fancier league and draft than we had back when I was playing fantasy baseball ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

323 Any encryption can be breached. In my opinion.

Posted by: runner at June 16, 2026 01:22 PM (GD0B3)

324 This saddens me and makes me laugh at the same time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

That's what she said

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2026 01:22 PM (Qqh23)

325 I think we know

@libsoftiktok 14m
5 women were just injured in an ACID ATTACK in Jersey City.

Police say two individuals drove up to the women on a moped and threw sulfuric acid on them.

Police are not releasing a description of the attackers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2026 01:22 PM (diia5)

326 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 16, 2026 12:40 PM (JCZqz)

Wow, the projection is enormous. IMax enormous.

Posted by: GWB at June 16, 2026 01:22 PM (kU0PQ)

327 That sucks. I had an awesome hash earlier, "DoWN/". Almost as good as "IQ/50".

Posted by: gKWVE at June 16, 2026 01:22 PM (G5t1j)

328 Tycen looks like an unfortunate combination of inbreeding and Funyuns.

Similar to the bicentennial celebrations on the beach of Dauphin Island, Alabama, we will not be in large crowds. Maybe on the side of a mountain watching fireworks. Or we could be home as you never know what this fun couple will be doing (mostly nothing).

I won't be hobnobbing on Martha's Vineyard or in a large stadium of drunks, that's for sure.

I do pray terrorists will always be stopped. Thankful they were with this plot against President Trump, his cabinet and the White House.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 16, 2026 01:22 PM (WONhk)

329 If I were in a position where I'd have Secret Service I would still carry. Would they allow me?

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 01:23 PM (GseMx)

330 Call me cynical, but my first thought was, the feds must be involved in this somehow. I shall await further details, but until then, history seems to be on my side on this.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at June 16, 2026 01:17 PM (QaH55)

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Any large successful terror attack will be met with calls for increased feral government power, control, and tyranny over individual liberties -- so you're probably right.

Posted by: ShainS at June 16, 2026 01:23 PM (aS4AU)

331 Did you guys see the Gabby Stout update?

She's the young lady who got permission to paint a "spirit rock" at her school and did a Charlie Kirk tribute. The bugfuck Admin freaked out, painted it over, accused her of vandalism, called the police, and did a high pressure interrogation at the school. Gabby just won $95,000 from the taxpayers.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2026 01:23 PM (mkw2N)

332
*sighs disconsolately*

Oil is down to $75 a barrel. I hate to think what this will do to gas prices.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 01:23 PM (fsDHT)

333 Some buddies and I have a fantasy football league and we get together in Vegas every year for the draft. We hire hotties to put the names up on the board and serve drinks.

The girls love us and want to come back every year because we're harmless, they're standing around in a suite in the Wynn wearing bikinis and aren't expected to do any "extras". Easiest 3-4 hours of work any of them do in a given year, I bet.
Posted by: ballistic at June 16, 2026 01:17 PM (oqH4h)

Is your league accepting new owners? Asking for a friend

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2026 01:23 PM (Qqh23)

334 @164. " Her debit card is loaded now and she is deciding what she wants to buy." Posted by Piper

I read that and thought back in 1970 when I was that age that sentence would have went right over my head. Debit card? What in the world is a debit card?

Posted by: Case at June 16, 2026 01:23 PM (IY9No)

335 How did five women fit on a moped?

Posted by: one hour sober at June 16, 2026 01:24 PM (J4Dwc)

336 @libsoftiktok 14m
5 women were just injured in an ACID ATTACK in Jersey City. Police say two individuals drove up to the women on a moped and threw sulfuric acid on them. Police are not releasing a description of the attackers.

Uncovered meat. The sheilas were asking for it, standing around like that. Fortunately we offer protective clothing for that.

Posted by: the aussie imam from mullagangabanga at June 16, 2026 01:24 PM (G5t1j)

337 Or with roasted edamame and grilled chicken and a Southwestern flavored vinaigrette?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 16, 2026 01:13 PM (dK+Kv)

Feta, lemon vinaigrette, left over chicken shawarma. Lots of veggies. I

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 01:24 PM (BgmlQ)

338
That's what she said

Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2026 01:22 PM (Qqh23)

You've talked to my wife?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

339 "Tycen looks like an unfortunate combination of inbreeding and Funyuns."

absolutely Ace-quality burn, ChristyBlinky! Brava!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 16, 2026 01:25 PM (VyBeY)

340 > Any encryption can be breached. In my opinion.

One time pads, if used correctly, are cryptographically impossible to crack.

The big problem is giving everyone the pads beforehand and securing them afterward.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2026 01:25 PM (mkw2N)

341 That sucks. I had an awesome hash earlier, "DoWN/". Almost as good as "IQ/50".
Posted by: gKWVE at June 16, 2026 01:22 PM (G5t1j)

I miss Oregon Muse.

He was the keeper of the Hall of Fame Hashes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

342 Feta, lemon vinaigrette, left over chicken shawarma. Lots of veggies.

*kale swims by as the Jaws theme plays in the background*

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2026 01:26 PM (Riz8t)

343 Gabby just won $95,000 from the taxpayers.

It should come out of the school budget. They could save more than that just by firing the one jackass administrator.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2026 01:26 PM (vTZFs)

344 Oil is down to $75 a barrel. I hate to think what this will do to gas prices.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Media will ignore it.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2026 01:26 PM (E4rtv)

345 > Oil is down to $75 a barrel. I hate to think what this will do to gas prices.

I'm paying over $6.40 a gallon in WA. I hope to hell the prices drop soon.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2026 01:26 PM (mkw2N)

346
Feta, lemon vinaigrette, left over chicken shawarma. Lots of veggies. I

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 01:24 PM (BgmlQ)

Did the tumor strike AGAIN?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

347 @332

>>Oil is down to $75 a barrel. I hate to think what this will do to gas prices.

It's got another 20 bucks or so before gas will average 2.50 again.

Good trend though.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2026 01:26 PM (XV/Pl)

348 The big problem is giving everyone the pads beforehand and securing them afterward.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2026 01:25 PM (mkw2N)
===

"Is it safe?"

Posted by: mrp at June 16, 2026 01:27 PM (rj6Yv)

349 The left: This is obviously a false flag

Also the left: Why can't our people plan this stuff better?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 16, 2026 01:27 PM (sKqQm)

350 Disappointing. This guys is a failed double face. Usually when someone is bald like that, and has a scraggly beard like that, you can turn their head upsidedown and there is another face.

He's too young, and doesn't have the crease lines on forehead #1. So there is no mouth on the upsidedown head.

Disappointing.

Posted by: Orson at June 16, 2026 01:27 PM (dIske)

351 5 women were just injured in an ACID ATTACK in Jersey City.

Police say two individuals drove up to the women on a moped and threw sulfuric acid on them.

Police are not releasing a description of the attackers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2026 01:22 PM (diia5)

They don't NEED to release a description of the attackers. We all know who did it.

Brown-skinned male, 17-26. Islamic.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 16, 2026 01:27 PM (rii+a)

352 He's 19?

By 30, he will be a fully grown orc.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at June 16, 2026 01:27 PM (DGZaQ)

353 @345

>>I'm paying over $6.40 a gallon in WA. I hope to hell the prices drop soon.

Petition CIA Barbie to lower VA's high gas tax.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2026 01:28 PM (XV/Pl)

354 Kid looks like the boy who ate the boy who ate all the donuts.

Posted by: muldoon at June 16, 2026 01:28 PM (qgHp7)

355 I just paid 3.25 for mid grade gas at Krogers. That's after my shopper discount .

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 01:28 PM (GseMx)

356 I'm paying over $6.40 a gallon in WA.

Yowch. How much of that is state taxes?

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2026 01:28 PM (vTZFs)

357 58 How much did the SPLC pay him annually?
Posted by: Inogame at June 16, 2026 12:34 PM (53oGX)

Maybe they just offered to f--k him. They're running low on liquidity these days.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 16, 2026 01:28 PM (G5t1j)

358 343 Gabby just won $95,000 from the taxpayers.

It should come out of the school budget. They could save more than that just by firing the one jackass administrator.
Posted by: Oddbob

That is the problem with these lawsuits, the taxpayers should not have to indemnify their bureaucrats for the bureaucrat's misdeeds. Instead, ramp up the ultra vires doctrine to apply to officials and remove their qualified immunity personally for such lawsuits. Qualified immunity should only apply in its original context, immediate life and death decisions made by state's agents.

Not the calculated political decisions of administrators acting in full knowledge of things like the 1st Amendment.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2026 01:29 PM (E4rtv)

359 Musk, pre IPO...

If this works I guess I'll get my volcano lair...

Post IPO...

I guess I get my lair...

LOL

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2026 01:29 PM (mP0Kj)

360
Failed terrorist Prosper looks like-

the angry, retarded cousin of the mascot for the band, Gentle Giant.

Like so:

https://tinyurl.com/5h2n2ess

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2026 01:29 PM (iJfKG)

361 women were just injured in an ACID ATTACK in Jersey City.

Police say two individuals drove up to the women on a moped and threw sulfuric acid on them.

They are just acid burning the women Americans won't. Really it is an act of love

Posted by: Jeb Bush at June 16, 2026 01:29 PM (sKqQm)

362 "NY Post" online reports:

Authorities believe the heinous attack was targeted and linked to an earlier dispute."

So it's not necessarily Muslims. Could be gang related or just someone enraged their girlfriend and her friends.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2026 01:29 PM (ix8EF)

363 *sighs disconsolately*

Oil is down to $75 a barrel. I hate to think what this will do to gas prices.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 01:23 PM (fsDHT)

California gas prices will rise.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 16, 2026 01:29 PM (qx7Zg)

364 Or with roasted edamame and grilled chicken and a Southwestern flavored vinaigrette?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 16, 2026 01:13 PM (dK+Kv)

Well I mean... yeah, although honestly I don't dig soy

Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 01:30 PM (aBLnM)

365 You guys. I think Soup Dog's tumor killed Piper's ghost.......

I miss Piper. Again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

366 Some good news for a change

Blackrock has announced its 3rd round of layoffs in 18 months.

Posted by: Heroq at June 16, 2026 01:30 PM (e4LaW)

367 The cross burning in IL? A young socialist protesting MAGA and Christian Nationalist. Sigh.

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 01:30 PM (d2kuJ)

368 362-"enraged "at" their girlfriend and her friends"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2026 01:30 PM (ix8EF)

369 Yowch. How much of that is state taxes?
Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2026 01:28 PM (vTZFs)

According to AI, $0.554

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

370 That is the problem with these lawsuits, the taxpayers should not have to indemnify their bureaucrats for the bureaucrat's misdeeds

The problem is most normies don't go vote with any real understanding of the issues in play for a role like school board.

So a small number of teachers union scrunts can get their allies elected.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 16, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)

371 But Piper, Chicago is so famous as being MAGA Country. That just makes no sense

Posted by: gKWVE at June 16, 2026 01:31 PM (G5t1j)

372 So it's not necessarily Muslims. Could be gang related or just someone enraged their girlfriend and her friends.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2026 01:29 PM (ix8EF)

Two dudes nuts to butts on a scooter? I don't think they had girlfriends.

Posted by: Reforger at June 16, 2026 01:32 PM (F9nWj)

373 They don't NEED to release a description of the attackers. We all know who did it.

Brown-skinned male, 17-26. Islamic.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 16, 2026 01:27 PM (rii+a)

Were the injured women also islamic? Maybe going uncovered?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 01:32 PM (1z8ji)

374 Feta, lemon vinaigrette, left over chicken shawarma. Lots of veggies. I

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 01:24 PM (BgmlQ)

Deal.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 16, 2026 01:32 PM (dK+Kv)

375 The left: Trump is Hitler and wouldn't you do anything to get rid of Hitler?!?

Also the left: Hosting the UFC at the White House is literal sacriledge.

Also also the left: Some rando tried to shoot up the UFC and kill Trump? What does this have to do with us?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 16, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

376 I think we know

@libsoftiktok 14m
5 women were just injured in an ACID ATTACK in Jersey City.

Police say two individuals drove up to the women on a moped and threw sulfuric acid on them.

Police are not releasing a description of the attackers.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2026 01:22 PM (diia5)
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48 Hour Rule on this. Reports are the attack stemmed from an earlier beef. And throwing acid is kinda of a gang thing nowadays. So my best guess is this is some gangbanging shit. But ... 48HR

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

377 > Yowch. How much of that is state taxes?

State: $0.554/gallon excise + Climate Commitment Act fuckery.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2026 01:33 PM (mkw2N)

378 Could be gang related or just someone enraged their girlfriend and her friends.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2026 01:29 PM (ix8EF)

Gang initiations are overwhelmingly committing acts of gun violence. Robbing a store, shooting a random person.

They're not usually the ones that go around horribly disfiguring women for shits and giggles.

That's primarily an islhamic side effect. They do it in islhamic countries all the time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

379 Where does a random gang banger get acid from? Yes they have access to guns, drugs, and vehicles, but it isn't like these people work in the science/industrial fields where it is easy to get acid...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 16, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

380 370 That is the problem with these lawsuits, the taxpayers should not have to indemnify their bureaucrats for the bureaucrat's misdeeds

The problem is most normies don't go vote with any real understanding of the issues in play for a role like school board.

So a small number of teachers union scrunts can get their allies elected.
Posted by: 18-1
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Broader than just the schools and that is because those working in government bureaucracies never have individual accountability for bad policy decisions.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2026 01:35 PM (E4rtv)

381 So it's not necessarily Muslims. Could be gang related or just someone enraged their girlfriend and her friends.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2026 01:29 PM (ix8EF)

Muslim thugs love their acid attacks. Very rare, but not unheard of, among civilized criminals.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 01:35 PM (1z8ji)

382 So my best guess is this is some gangbanging shit. But ... 48HR
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 16, 2026 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

It's a gang thing to ride around on scooters?
We have fallen so far from the mafia days of yore.

Posted by: Reforger at June 16, 2026 01:35 PM (F9nWj)

383 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

384 Piper - I sent you an email.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 16, 2026 01:36 PM (SRRAx)

385 And he must have some generous relatives. 3k is not a small amount of graduation cash.
Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 01:00 PM (GseMx)

They were hoping it would be enough for him to move out.

Posted by: GWB at June 16, 2026 01:36 PM (kU0PQ)

386 Feta, lemon vinaigrette, left over chicken shawarma. Lots of veggies. I

Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 01:24 PM (BgmlQ)

Sulfuric acid is trivially easy to make, if you are motivated to commit terrorism for your pedo god.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 16, 2026 01:36 PM (dK+Kv)

387 According to AI, $0.554

And it looks like the median is around $0.30. OK, so that's not it. I wonder what other factors there are in play there.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2026 01:37 PM (vTZFs)

388 379 Where does a random gang banger get acid from? Yes they have access to guns, drugs, and vehicles, but it isn't like these people work in the science/industrial fields where it is easy to get acid...
Posted by: 18-1

Swimming pool chemical sellers for one example for hydrochloric acid. Used to be able to get sulfuric acid for lead acid batteries too. Dunno if that is still the case but acids are often also relatively easy to make by household chemicals for cleaning, etc.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2026 01:37 PM (E4rtv)

389 TrueValue site.
Sulfuric acid

https://tinyurl.com/33trzxdc

Posted by: MkY at June 16, 2026 01:37 PM (q6tQZ)

390
Crooks, Robinson, Proper, and many others...

I grew up in a poor, rural area, where some of the water was pretty polluted, and it showed in some of the kids I grew up.

I never, ever knew one kid who looked like these people. Something is changing them.

Posted by: they're mutants at June 16, 2026 01:37 PM (AhAak)

391 This is all just a distraction from the Epstein Files.

Posted by: That Guy who thinks everything is a distraction from the Epstein files at June 16, 2026 01:38 PM (0sNs1)

392 Sulfuric acid is trivially easy to make, if you are motivated to commit terrorism for your pedo god.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 16, 2026 01:36 PM (dK+Kv)

Strong sulfuric acid is sold at the big-box stores as a drain opener.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 01:38 PM (1z8ji)

393 48 Hour Rule on this. Reports are the attack stemmed from an earlier beef. And throwing acid is kinda of a gang thing nowadays. So my best guess is this is some gangbanging shit. But ... 48HR
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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The location in NJ and the attack is more likely Muzzie in origin. Widespread in Euroland among Muzzies.

Posted by: whig at June 16, 2026 01:38 PM (E4rtv)

394 344 Oil is down to $75 a barrel. I hate to think what this will do to gas prices.
Posted by: CBS News (edited)

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Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 16, 2026 01:41 PM (cWLG3)

395 What is the wording of Rule #1 from a woman's POV?
Posted by: Doof at June 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Qqh23)

"I'm never wrong and it wasn't my fault."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 16, 2026 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)
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What's worse is they don't actually say that, you're just supposed to understand that.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 16, 2026 01:04 PM

"If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2026 01:41 PM (0sNs1)

396 Strong sulfuric acid is sold at the big-box stores as a drain opener.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 01:38 PM

Remember to stay away from the brown acid.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2026 01:42 PM (0sNs1)

397 396 Strong sulfuric acid is sold at the big-box stores as a drain opener.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 01:38 PM

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My Marine father (who had a chemistry degree) once had us in a rowboat in our pool cleaning calcium stuff off the walls before he filled it.

No respiratory equipment or goggles. I think he told us not to get any of it on our skin and gave us gloves. He was in another boat. Mother was fretting on the patio and we ignored her.

Between this and riding bikes each summer in DDT it is amazing I am still sometimes lucid.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 16, 2026 01:49 PM (WONhk)

398 White House Freedom 250 plot involved up to 12 suspects across US who had ‘accelerationist ideology’: feds

Accelerationism is a set of ideologies advocating the intensification of capitalism and technological change to provoke radical social transformation, with both left-wing and right-wing variants.

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2026 01:52 PM (RHGPo)

399 A FBI agent also spoke with Proper's mother on Thursday, who said he had begun communicating online with a group of people who expressed "ultra-religious and anti-government sentiments," including grievances about government corruption, the handling of files from the federal case involving convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, and data centers.

... Massites

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2026 01:55 PM (RHGPo)

400 22 Boy, Ohio can't deny that guy. That's the official Ohioan physiognomy.
You got that right, buster!

Posted by: Paul Newman! at June 16, 2026 02:03 PM (SGEcw)

401 Charles Manson would approve

Posted by: LASue at June 16, 2026 02:05 PM (VS10u)

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