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Dogs and Cats At Play Cafe
Prague
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Electronic puppysitter. A cat enjoys the World Cup while in some kind of cat-traption. Making your dog play Animal Dress-Up. Rescuing a dog caught in powerful flood. Dog just needs five, guys. Cats hate all toys except the rando objects they decide are toys. Here, it seems to be some ice from a bucket. it's
spring -- when the world is puddle-wonderful The hunted becomes the hunter. Politics. Baby wants to make sure everyone gets a treat.
Dogs' First Meet Up with New Members of Family ' Cute Babies ' pic.twitter.com/49hdOZAsyX
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Pupper living the best life..🐕😊 pic.twitter.com/SQD4cd4HsJ
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Dog protecting its owner.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/leJY55oHu2
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Orange cat activities..🐈🐾 pic.twitter.com/qPzXg1hp49
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2026 08:03 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2026 08:04 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2026 08:04 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 16, 2026 08:04 PM (XJ22o)
I can't believe how much content I lazily scrolled over before I realized I was sitting at the top.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 16, 2026 08:04 PM (XJ22o)
I thought that lion was going to unwind a giant roll of toilet paper.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 16, 2026 08:06 PM (XJ22o)
Sure this isn't Starmer's London?
Posted by: gKWVE at June 16, 2026 08:06 PM (/wizo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 16, 2026 08:07 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 08:07 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: fd at June 16, 2026 08:08 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 08:08 PM (OoFl2)
The well went out this morning and I had to call for service. We had to replace the contact switch, which was fun to do in the pouring rain. Of course, the rain stopped the moment he left.
I called at 8:00 and he came at 9:30; they're really an excellent service. We've been using them for many years.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 08:08 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2026 08:09 PM (B0dAE)
Posted by: zombie at June 16, 2026 08:11 PM (Av6i5)
Two Words
$$$ $$$
They all had Medicare cheat codes given by the Big govt or Hospital.
We know exactly who ordered, who approved, who cut, and who sign off at every level.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 16, 2026 08:12 PM (/+uur)
Is it a secret code?, they wonder? Communicating nt just in dog-whistles, but in kitten-whistles too? How csan we crack the encrypted messages in these mysterious AoS pseudo-innocuous animal posts, which are actually nightly instructions for alt-right terror cells?
Posted by: zombie at June 16, 2026 08:11 PM (Av6i5)
____________
Know who else liked dogs?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 08:12 PM (O0L8i)
I'm becoming the old man yells at cloud meme, literally, tonight. Cloudy as hell, and has been at sunset almost continuously since the end of May. I couldn't see the Venus-Jupiter conjunction.
And now, the thin waxing crescent Moon has joined the show on the evening side. It will be below Venus and Jupiter and above Mercury. Any of you with a flat horizon and clear skies this evening will get a show. Mercury will be the hardest to see. The thin Moon will be visible, but just barely.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 16, 2026 08:13 PM (w6EFb)
I called at 8:00 and he came at 9:30; they're really an excellent service. We've been using them for many years.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
BTDT. In The rain in the desert.. but it was the entire pump. It rained so hard the guys had to shelter for a bit. 480ft of pipe
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2026 08:13 PM (B0dAE)
In The rain in the desert.. but it was the entire pump. It rained so hard the guys had to shelter for a bit. 480ft of pipe
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2026 08:13 PM (B0dAE)
___________
That's my fear, that one day it will be the pump. It's down 640 feet.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 08:15 PM (O0L8i)
Two Words
$$$ $$$
They all had Medicare cheat codes given by the Big govt or Hospital.
We know exactly who ordered, who approved, who cut, and who sign off at every level.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 16, 2026 08:12 PM (/+uur)
And all based on the decision of someone who cannot be trusted to purchase alcohol, or cigarettes, or to rent a car, or to decide to marry, or...
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2026 08:15 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: zombie at June 16, 2026 08:11 PM
Was John's mustache long?
Is the chair against the wall?
Are the walls closing in?
Did the chair get smashed when they did?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2026 08:16 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2026 08:17 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 16, 2026 08:17 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
We'll be out to see the milky way tonight.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2026 08:18 PM (B0dAE)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2026 08:13 PM
Saaaaaayyyy what?
Posted by: A horse with no name at June 16, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
It wasn't cheap...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2026 08:19 PM (B0dAE)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 16, 2026 08:19 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2026 08:19 PM (3uBP9)
"Blimey, mate! I thought that was just Hollywood!"
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 16, 2026 08:20 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: Oldcat at June 16, 2026 08:20 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 16, 2026 08:17 PM (zZu0s)
Soyjack, his mouth agape.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2026 08:21 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2026 08:21 PM (B0dAE)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2026 08:23 PM (B0dAE)
Within sight of that cross? Oh vey, do you have the wrong vampire!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 16, 2026 08:23 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2026 08:19 PM (3uBP9)
The bellwether? The Judas Goat? Trained hamsters?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2026 08:23 PM (rbvCR)
It was supposed to rain all day but of course they can't predict weather one day in advance but I'm supposed to be a climate alarmist because someone is predicting things decades into the future.
Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 08:24 PM (GseMx)
"A Michelle Obama Appreciation Post:
I deeply admire your elegance, graciousness, beauty, accomplishments, relatability & effortless class.
Thank you for being one of the greatest First Ladies of all time!🙏
Much ❤️ from one of your countless fans, Mar🐫"
(Emojis (including the dromedary(?)) are in the post)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2026 08:24 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: ace at June 16, 2026 08:24 PM (1wjle)
The best thing for a tranny to do would be to shake down the insurer for everything zhe can, and use a cut of the take to hire some Precious Foreigner to behead zher doctor (after bedicking him, naturally).
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2026 08:25 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 08:26 PM (GseMx)
Posted by: publius
Describe Kate Moss dropping trou.
Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at June 16, 2026 08:26 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2026 08:26 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 16, 2026 08:26 PM (ZVgZ4)
X is full of Euros posting their reaction to mostly BBQ and Buc-ees and how much the average American is actually pretty friendly.
____________
Works both ways. Go to cities and/or touristy places and the natives are often assholes. Get away from there and people are usually nice. If you go trying to find things that are bad, you'll find them. But if you're open minded, there's a lot to enjoy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 08:26 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 16, 2026 08:27 PM (/wizo)
Posted by: Kindltot
For fun I recently drew a picture of Mark Hamill on my dog's forehead. You should've seen the Luke on her face.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 16, 2026 08:28 PM (l26NL)
"A Michelle Obama Appreciation Post:
I deeply admire your elegance, graciousness, beauty, accomplishments, relatability & effortless class.
Thank you for being one of the greatest First Ladies of all time!🙏
Much ❤️ from one of your countless fans, Mar🐫"
Mark, he's not going to fuck you. You're just being sad now.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 16, 2026 08:29 PM (ExV1e)
Good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2026 08:29 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 08:26 PM (O0L8i)
I noticed that when I went to Paris a few times. Having lived in Chicago for some time I could see much of the Paris rudeness was just big city manners not unlike the commuting in and out of Chicago.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 16, 2026 08:29 PM (uhVAy)
Studies have shown Americans are the most helpful people in the world to strangers. It doesn't matter if in the big city or small city . Except for NYC which is full of non Americans.
Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 08:30 PM (GseMx)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2026 08:30 PM (viF8m)
You know what that means.
You're going to have to fight Josh Hokit.
I'm pulling for you buddy. You got this. He's no Darth Vader.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2026 08:31 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 08:30 PM
Twenty bucks is twenty bucks.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2026 08:31 PM (0sNs1)
I deeply admire your elegance, graciousness, beauty, accomplishments, relatability & effortless class.
____________
No, she's not a man, but she's a battleax. Pity we Americans just aren't good enough for her.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 08:31 PM (O0L8i)
"A Michelle Obama Appreciation Post:
I deeply admire your elegance, graciousness, beauty, accomplishments, relatability & effortless class.
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You know how I know that Mark Hamill is a fag? See above
0 for 6.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I've got friends in crawl spaces at June 16, 2026 08:32 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at June 16, 2026 08:32 PM (Qw3Dr)
Thank you for being one of the greatest First Ladies of all time!🙏
Much ❤️ from one of your countless fans, Mar🐫"
Mark, he's not going to fuck you. You're just being sad now.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
His scheartz is bigger then yours.
Posted by: Dark Helmet at June 16, 2026 08:33 PM (h6CE+)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2026 08:34 PM (2WIwB)
The cat's got a career in the WWE if he wants it. Leading with a flying drop kick that gently pushes the target.....
Posted by: mikeski breaks kayfabe at June 16, 2026 08:34 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2026 08:35 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 08:35 PM (GseMx)
Posted by: Big Mooch Vader at June 16, 2026 08:35 PM (ceJ0R)
Not that celebrifags and other "stars" are great ambassadors for us, anyway. And forget the ummmm... people... they put on TV.
Point being how do you live in the modern world and not know this is still the best country. Crazy. You wouldn't think the information age would have such great information control but they somehow do. Or maybe the entire world isn't that surprised - and that's just propaganda too.
Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 08:36 PM (vE0+H)
In Mark's defense, that took balls.
Which he's apparently already had removed.
So Mooch can now have a third set.
Hmmm, I wonder how many pictures of Barry and Mooch as children will be in the LIBRARY OF DOOM?
I'm in my computer room now working. Ralphy's on his quilt and blanket. Snowflake is on top of the bookcase looking out the window. Dog and Cat at rest cafe over here...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 16, 2026 08:37 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2026 08:37 PM (0sNs1)
there's one I saw of some English folks going apey because they saw...a yellow school bus.
"Blimey, mate! I thought that was just Hollywood!"
Posted by: Blutarski
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lol saw those. Another thing from out of the movies that turns out to be shockingly true: MAILBOXES in front of houses. With the little flags!
I also posted once about it, but MOM-AND-POP DINERS. Waitresses shout "Good morning!" at you when you walk in. Rush to seat you and pour some coffee. "Would you like some bacon with that?" they sing. wot wot wot?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 16, 2026 08:37 PM (XJ22o)
Judo, judog, it's only one letter off. I'm not that good at spelling! I'm a dog, for dog's sake!
Posted by: the protective doggeh at June 16, 2026 08:37 PM (VHUov)
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Boy they really are still trying to get past Trump's branding of those two six months ago.
Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 08:38 PM (vE0+H)
The tragedy is that the Obamas might have done a lot to settle the racial rifts in the country. But he was a prissy little ponce and she was a bag of resentment.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 08:38 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 08:26 PM (O0L8i)
We lived in Germany for three years. We found that getting away from the military towns, the people were far more friendly. I had some high school German, so I was basically barely functional. But between their high school English and my high school German, we communicated.
I recall being on a trip to Yugoslavia, and had to speak German or English to the locals. I had a Serbo-Croat phrase book. *Cue the old Monty Python sketch*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I've got friends in crawl spaces at June 16, 2026 08:39 PM (0aYVJ)
I do love that skyline in the photo. Those crazy finials.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 16, 2026 08:39 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 08:39 PM (GseMx)
Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 08:39 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Blutarski
lol saw those. Another thing from out of the movies that turns out to be shockingly true: MAILBOXES in front of houses. With the little flags!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Only 1/3 of the houses I've lived in had those!
One didn't have mail delivery at all. Everyone in that one-horse town
Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2026 08:40 PM (VHUov)
Their whole purpose was to use their position to inflame racial tensions. Class warfare. From jump. Can't have Marxism without it.
Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 08:40 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2026 08:40 PM (XeU6L)
Fixed that for you.
Posted by: Big Mooch Vader at June 16, 2026 08:40 PM (ceJ0R)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 08:38 PM (O0L8i)
Let's not forget the mother-in-law in the attic. I bet the secret service loved that arrangement.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2026 08:41 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 08:42 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2026 08:43 PM (2WIwB)
We don't have mail delivery here.
Mail and Amazon deliveries picked up at the post office.
The post office is very small so Amazon only delivers small packages.
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 08:43 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: ...
But now they've got the "train hits a school bus" meme.
Which they apparently still presume is Pure Hollywood.
Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2026 08:43 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I've got friends in crawl spaces
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 16, 2026 08:43 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 16, 2026 08:43 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 08:44 PM (GseMx)
Falcon 9 launch solar transit with shockwaves visible:
t.ly/6rBGO
And video:
t.ly/go7Eq
You can calculate the speed by eyeballing the half-cone angle of those shockwaves at the nose. That comes out to ~ Mach 2.5.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 16, 2026 08:44 PM (w6EFb)
I've traveled pretty extensively and I think there is some truth to this but I don't think it's all that surprising. I've met tons of friendly people around the world but like everywhere it is with similarly minded people.
But by and large most countries are made up of people who come from generations of people who lived there. Aside from Elizabeth Warren, we all came from other places, some more recently than others, and that tends to make us more welcoming of other new people as long as they don't talk smack or try to tell us how to live.
If you move to Germany you will never be German. Come here, play by the rules and do what is necessary to become an American and happily become one of us and we will welcome you as an American.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2026 08:45 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Prague is in the Czech Republic, not Finland.
Posted by: mikeski or maybe Emily Litella or maybe Wesley Crusher at June 16, 2026 08:46 PM (VHUov)
MLB is fixing to fine any player with a Biblical verse on his cap during Pride games $10,000.
Norfolk: Why can't you do as I did and come with us, for fellowship!
More: And when we die, and you are sent to heaven for doing your conscience, and I am sent to hell for not doing mine, will you come with me, for fellowship?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 08:46 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 16, 2026 08:46 PM (/wizo)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 16, 2026 08:47 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: JackStraw
Everywhere else: blood and sand.
Here: bourbon and BBQ.
Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2026 08:48 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2026 08:48 PM (GseMx)
Posted by: publius
Not showing your work = No Math.
Well played.
Posted by: mikeski at June 16, 2026 08:50 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 16, 2026 08:47 PM (sAmhv)
***
Did 18 in a Best Ball team format. Won $8 for a closest to the pin. Slow start for me. But after some aiming fluid, I finished well.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2026 08:50 PM (2WIwB)
No that would be the Muslims. Well, minus the KKK.
Posted by: Basij have the same basic purpose at June 16, 2026 08:52 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: polynikes
Take a backup sign in case they're not confused enough.
Genesis 19:24, or maybe 25.
Posted by: mikeski might be a little salty at June 16, 2026 08:53 PM (VHUov)
>>Here: bourbon and BBQ.
And ironically enough, when all the talk ends we are much more likely to fight for our country than those who tend to look down on us.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2026 08:54 PM (viF8m)
Shhh. I didn't do it -- you have to measure that angle carefully. :-)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 16, 2026 08:54 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at June 16, 2026 08:55 PM (xVpNO)
... presently.
Turns out he's not a US citizen. I'm pretty sure that if he's on a visa, recruiting teenage loser men to do terrorisms is a violation.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 16, 2026 08:55 PM (/wizo)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at June 16, 2026 08:55 PM (xVpNO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 08:56 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: polynikes
Take a backup sign in case they're not confused enough.
Genesis 19:24, or maybe 25.
Posted by: mikeski might be a little salty at June 16, 2026 08:53 PM (VHUov)
Leviticus 18:22
Posted by: They wouldn't like that at all at June 16, 2026 08:56 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 08:57 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 16, 2026 08:57 PM (l26NL)
Heh. That's what we used to call it. Lubrication to induce that "fluid swing".
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 16, 2026 08:57 PM (ceJ0R)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
>Careful. Big Mike is an MMA second-degree boob belt.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 16, 2026 08:57 PM (SRceu)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 16, 2026 08:57 PM (l26NL)
I bet they only knew the chorus
Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2026 08:57 PM (rbvCR)
Doin' the jobs no cornhusker can
On Roblox chats, your kids he'll groom
Then he'll watch them make a boom
Look out! here comes Nebraska Man
Posted by: gKWVE at June 16, 2026 08:58 PM (/wizo)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 16, 2026 08:57 PM (l26NL)
I bet they only knew the chorus
Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2026 08:57 PM (rbvCR)
To be fair that's all anybody knows.
Posted by: That Don McLean sure could go on and on at June 16, 2026 08:59 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: mikeski
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Same here. Actually, most people stopped in to pick up their mail on Saturday. We moved, so then it was RFD.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2026 08:59 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 16, 2026 08:59 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2026 08:23 PM (B0dAE)
In Goodyear, which is nowhere near any place I am wont to go. Eloy would have been a better choice, or Holbrook.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 08:59 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 16, 2026 09:00 PM (sAmhv)
His endorsement of Doocy didn't overcome Trump's endorsement.
He was crying and dooming on X how Collins was gonna lose the general cause of some goofy made up scandals.
But what really scares him, is now Kemp has no leverage to stop the election investigation.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 16, 2026 09:01 PM (73/SM)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 16, 2026 09:00 PM (sAmhv)
Also a solid choice.
Posted by: Talarico REALLY hates that one at June 16, 2026 09:03 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 08:56 PM (1z8ji)
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Second wave of thunderstorms passing through. Both brought some hail.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:03 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2026 09:04 PM (Cqx++)
Norfolk: Why can't you do as I did and come with us, for fellowship!
More: And when we die, and you are sent to heaven for doing your conscience, and I am sent to hell for not doing mine, will you come with me, for fellowship?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 16, 2026 08:46 PM (O0L8i)
So is a simple "gas all fags" OK?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 09:05 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 16, 2026 09:05 PM (/wizo)
Doin' the jobs no cornhusker can
On Roblox chats, your kids he'll groom
Then he'll watch them make a boom
Look out! here comes Nebraska Man
Posted by: gKWVE at June 16, 2026 08:58 PM (/wizo)
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Orange Man, Orange Man,
Orange Man hates Nebraska Man.
They both fight, Orange wins,
Powerful Man, Orange Man.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:06 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2026 09:04 PM (Cqx++)
She was on the cover of Maxxim, right?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2026 09:06 PM (rbvCR)
We live in a small town in SW Wyoming. Pop 2500.
A couple of years ago one of those Mormon woman soda shops opened. No one is going there.
Our Taco Time closed down a year ago and now someone is opening a smoothie place.
WTH?
I think money laundering is going on. There aren't enough people here that give a shit about smoothies.
This ranch country. People are working their asses off to survive.
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:07 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2026 09:04 PM (Cqx++)
Scowling and grift, but mostly scowling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 09:07 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2026 09:04 PM (Cqx++)
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It's kind of funny that the media got their panties in the twist over her being called a man when the media hyped how big her biceps were.
"No first lady ever had guns like these!"
"Are you saying she's man-like?"
"Bigot!"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:08 PM (ZOv7s)
I feel weird just typing it in search. My phone is looking at me funny.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 16, 2026 09:09 PM (zZu0s)
This ranch country. People are working their asses off to survive.
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:07 PM (/QHx4)
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We had a Mexican restaurant that did zero business in a high traffic area. One of my friends stopped in on a whim and they glared at him. Shades of the Tarasco Bar in "Desperado."
It closed down and was replaced by...a Chinese restaurant that had no traffic.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:11 PM (ZOv7s)
Melania was, because she is pretty, stacked and knows how to look hot. Michelle at her best just looks overstuffed and sweaty.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2026 09:14 PM (rbvCR)
Prague is in the Czech Republic, not Finland.
Posted by: mikeski or maybe Emily Litella
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And here I thought I was going to be abused by people who knew about architecture, not bad punsters.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 16, 2026 09:14 PM (XJ22o)
It closed down and was replaced by...a Chinese restaurant that had no traffic.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:11 PM (ZOv7s)
Drug distribution sites?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 09:14 PM (1z8ji)
With a population of 2500 where most people cook at home, I can't figure out how much traffic a smoothie and soda place need to pay the rent.
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:15 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 16, 2026 09:15 PM (/wizo)
Yeah, but where's the $$$$ in that?
Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2026 09:16 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:18 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:18 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 16, 2026 08:57 PM (l26NL)
I worked in Hong Kong in the late 80's, and as a side gig, I sang in a German bar. American Pie was the most requested song, after The Boxer and Bridge over troubled water. Not German songs, or anything else continental, they wanted Don McLean and Simon and Garfunkel. Over and over, like toddlers with a Barney song. Hey, it paid for shoe shopping.
Posted by: moki at June 16, 2026 09:19 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:15 PM (/QHx4)
Some sort of neighborhood pub might do well. A place where folks can socialize with other townspeople, and drink a pint of beer, or a soda, or iced tea.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 09:19 PM (1z8ji)
I miss Blimpies. Hell I miss Quizno
Posted by: gKWVE at June 16, 2026 09:20 PM (/wizo)
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:20 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 16, 2026 09:20 PM (l26NL)
There aren't enough people here that give a shit about smoothies.
This ranch country. People are working their asses off to survive.
Posted by: four seasons
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People get weird ideas about small businesses. "Wouldn't it be great if? Hey, this is the PERFECT location! It's on a corner, and that coffee shop right across the street will attract shoppers."
Someone opened up a second-hand shop for high-quality kids' clothes in my neighborhood. I looked at it on Day One and thought Huh? This area has like 5% homes-with-kids rate -- no one here can afford both a home and a kid. It was gone shortly.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 16, 2026 09:21 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 09:21 PM (Wmg4n)
They all had Medicare cheat codes given by
---
All the sub groups have classes on this.
What to say, the language, the terms.
How to fill in the questionnaire.
The correct verbiage is the key to the lock.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 16, 2026 09:22 PM (vC80E)
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:22 PM (/QHx4)
“A Prague on both your houses!”
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:22 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:20 PM (/QHx4)
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How about a speakeasy?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:23 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June
He is truly an amazing player.
Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 09:23 PM (Wmg4n)
Introduction
It has recently come to the United States’ attention that Police Commissioner Mario Brooks has been acting as the Firearms Czar of the Virgin Islands. Commissioner Brooks has imposed arbitrary firearms regulations on the citizens of the United States Virgin Island (USVI) based on no standard but his own unfettered personal discretion.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2026 09:24 PM (rbvCR)
When we moved here ten years ago we knew there wasn't much of anything here. Our grandchildren are here and that is wonderful.
I feel bad for people who open a small business here because the traffic isn't here to sustain them.
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:25 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:20 PM (/QHx4)
Make it (officially) a "dry" pub, with enhanced beverages available to "friends of the management".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 09:25 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:27 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Yeah, yeah...that's what I got, too.
(?)
Posted by: MkY at June 16, 2026 09:28 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:27 PM (77rzZ)
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Gaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:28 PM (ZOv7s)
I guess...
I'm in the Tom Griswold* camp. I do not care about soccer and I will loudly tell anyone I see in passing that I do not like soccer.
*Bob and Tom Show
Recently found this one. Wakes me up on my morning commute. I know they have been around forever (judging from their ages), but I was in Lewis and Floorwax country for a very long time.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I've got friends in crawl spaces at June 16, 2026 09:28 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:27 PM (77rzZ)
Not all of us.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 09:28 PM (1z8ji)
Spent 3 hrs with cust serv trying to terminate.
No way. (British Virgin Islands I found out)
Called Bank of America and explained my dispute.
They immediately credited my account and cancelled payment.
Asked about the dispute investigation she responded that they have (my words) so much of this problem they cancel on the order. No need to investigate.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 16, 2026 09:29 PM (vC80E)
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:29 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:29 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:27
You don’t have too! But you might be surprised….😊
Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 09:29 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:27 PM (77rzZ)
Beats swallowing Fokker.
Posted by: Snoopy at June 16, 2026 09:30 PM (1z8ji)
You watch and enjoy and celebrate what you like.
I will do the same.
I don’t have to like what you like and you don’t have to tolerate my choices.
Fuck off.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 16, 2026 09:30 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:15 PM (/QHx4)
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Maybe they are hoping to lure in the California/Colorado hipster crowd...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 16, 2026 09:30 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:30 PM (/QHx4)
White communities obviously enjoy no such privilege in Britain." Posted by: Blake
yeah, Brits don't get to carry ceremonial (but fully functional) long knives. (also can't carry guns)
Posted by: illiniwek
How does one "prove" Sikhness? If I carried a weapon around and just said I was Sikh, how would they prove me wrong? I identify as Sikh?
Also, I can't get the song "Get down with the Sikhness" out of my head...
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 16, 2026 06:48 PM (ycI94)
If every single angry native Briton changed his name and his clothes, and demanded that as a trans-Sikh he be allowed to
And this could really use an AI version promoting that, not that I know how:
Disturbed - Down With The Sickness (Official Music Video) [HD UPGRADE]
https://youtu.be/09LTT0xwdfw
Posted by: SciVo at June 16, 2026 09:31 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:31 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 16, 2026 09:31 PM (SRceu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 09:32 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I've got friends in crawl spaces at June 16, 2026 09:33 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:31 PM (77rzZ)
Good. Watching soccer. 👻👻👻 Hope you are hanging in there with your loss.
PS. This is a game to watch of you want to dip your toe in the water.
Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 09:33 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 09:25 PM (1z8ji)
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My middle kid was best friends with Mormon twins in high school, which could have been awkward (I guess Catholics are history's greatest villain in Mormon theology), but things were fine.
There was an interesting discussion about beverages, and whether prohibitions were based on temperature or ingredients. I thought it was caffeine, but no, they drank Mountain Dew on road trips. Maybe it was verboten, but no longer is. Not sure where the line is drawn on "hot drinks." Is lukewarm sinful? It was a cordial and amusing discussion.
My liquor cart made the Catholic position quite clear.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:33 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Worked in a town that had multiple 'after hours' clubs. We are sitting drinking, having a usual time. Waitress quickly comes, takes our drinks and replaces them with glasses of Coke. Everybody.
Five minutes later Troopers come in to check out (raid) the place. They go to all the tables, check us out and leave.
Waitresses come by, take our Cokes and replace them with fresh drinks.
Ding!
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 16, 2026 09:34 PM (vC80E)
Perfessor,
Believe me, they don't want to live here.
Almost everyone here is armed, between son and us we have four gun safes, you have to drive an hour and a half to Starbucks and other yuppie shit they like.
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:35 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:29 PM (77rzZ)
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Yes, quite. And you?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:35 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I've got friends in crawl spaces at June 16, 2026 09:35 PM (0aYVJ)
*Skwak*
That is all.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I've got friends in crawl spaces at June 16, 2026 09:33 PM (0aYVJ)
Ham and pineapple seem to go together, like pork and applesauce, or lamb and mint jelly. Sets up that sweet/savory contest in your tastebuds. So ham and pineapple on pizza is just another application of that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 09:36 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 16, 2026 09:36 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:36 PM (ZOv7s)
I miss Blimpies. Hell I miss Quizno
Posted by: gKWVE at June 16, 2026 09:20 PM (/wizo)
I like Jimmy John's a lot (the bread is good.) Jersey Mike's is ok. I mostly go to Firehouse in order to be able to pour a large Mello Yello Zero (only play you can still get it is from Coca cola freestyle machines.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 16, 2026 09:36 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 16, 2026 09:37 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:37 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 16, 2026 09:36 PM (ZVgZ4)
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Not true. He famously said he had an annotated set of lyrics with all references and that he was planning on selling it when he needed cash.
Some years ago, the moment arrived and he auctioned it off.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:37 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 16, 2026 09:37 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 16, 2026 09:38 PM (vC80E)
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:38 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at
H please. Give us another lecture on religion or history.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 16, 2026 09:38 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 16, 2026 09:38 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 16, 2026 09:37 PM (A5RD0)
they have made flopping into an art form.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 09:38 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026
And that is okay, too. I don’t like Baseball or Basketball, so to each his own.
Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 09:39 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:39 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched
The Bee had a good one. "USA in contention now that they've brought on LeBron James to flop."
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 16, 2026 09:40 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 16, 2026 09:37 PM (A5RD0)
they have made flopping into an art form.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 09:38 PM (1z8ji)
And yet not a hair out of place! lol.
Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 09:40 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Don Black at June 16, 2026 09:41 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:41 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:41 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 16, 2026 09:38 PM (A5RD0)
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If you insist...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:41 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: MkY at June 16, 2026 09:41 PM (q6tQZ)
"It's called soccer. It's called soccer."
Posted by: Orson at June 16, 2026 09:41 PM (dIske)
Almost everyone here is armed, between son and us we have four gun safes, you have to drive an hour and a half to Starbucks and other yuppie shit they like.
Posted by: four seasons
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Go out in the back yard to practice?
Up at dad's place we would sit on the back porch, drink iced tea and nail 'em.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 16, 2026 09:42 PM (vC80E)
God bless Keith and Diane. +
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I've got friends in crawl spaces at June 16, 2026 09:42 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:41 PM (77rzZ)
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God bless you.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:42 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 16, 2026 09:42 PM (A5RD0)
It's easy to scroll by.
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:41 PM (/QHx4)
This. The unofficial, time honored ignore button.
Every once in a great while, people piss you off though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 16, 2026 09:42 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: MkY at June 16, 2026 09:41 PM (q6tQZ)
I like musicals in theory. In practice... 1776 is the only one I 'enjoy'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 16, 2026 09:44 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:44 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 16, 2026 09:38 PM (vC80E)
Amen, brother, amen!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 16, 2026 09:44 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 16, 2026 09:38 PM (vC80E)
I remember very well one Sikh I knew, Sodi Berar. He ran an assay lab in Calgary, and was a huge friend and supporter of small mining explorers and prospectors. A big man with a deep resonant voice, and knew everyone he ever met by their first name. He did not wear the turban. I went to his funeral, which was hugely attended by people in the junior mining community. RIP, Sodi.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 16, 2026 09:44 PM (1z8ji)
Of course some people piss us off.
Life is to short to be upset about what someone said on Ace.
Actually I think their of liars here.
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:44 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:44 PM (77rzZ)
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It's a crazy bunch, and Gen X has to be the worst - offering prayers one minute and then dumping snark over stuff being gay and retarded the next.
It's what makes this place special.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:46 PM (ZOv7s)
(Yes, you and I have discussed that number here before.)
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:47 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 16, 2026 09:44 PM (zZu0s)
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I'm as in to show tunes as any straight man can be.
While I'm not a fan of Madonna, and think her too old for the part, the movie of "Evita" is something my youngest and I constantly quote to each other. Banderas nailed it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:48 PM (ZOv7s)
White Christmas? Some of the old Bob Hope movies? But even though they are filled eith songs, I would not call them 'musicals'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 16, 2026 09:50 PM (zZu0s)
Anyhow, it was terrible, but I learned a lot about Theater Kids. They are nuts.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:50 PM (ZOv7s)
God bless Keith and Diane. +
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I've got friends in crawl spaces at June 16, 2026 09:42 PM (0aYVJ)
Good. I'm VERY HAPPY for you and your family about that.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 16, 2026 09:50 PM (Sco7b)
While I'm not a fan of Madonna, and think her too old for the part, the movie of "Evita" is something my youngest and I constantly quote to each other. Banderas nailed it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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* slaps man card on table *
I really liked "Come From Away"
There. I said it. Burn the card you want to.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 16, 2026 09:51 PM (gpQ8/)
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:51 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:51 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 16, 2026 09:51 PM (Sco7b)
White Christmas? Some of the old Bob Hope movies? But even though they are filled eith songs, I would not call them 'musicals'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 16, 2026 09:50 PM (zZu0s)
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Well, ya got the Fred Astaire films, also Gene Kelly, and Rogers and Hammerstein, Rogers and Hart, and of late Lloyd Webber has been big. Not a fan of Sondheim, though.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:52 PM (ZOv7s)
That sounds a lot like "You don't sweat much for a fat girl.".
How close we talking?
Lighten up folks. It's only Tuesday.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2026 09:52 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:54 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:51 PM (77rzZ)
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Meredith Willson. Great show.
It's a trope, but I did see Yul Brynner in The King and I on his last tour. Damn, that was good.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:54 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:54 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 09:55 PM (vE0+H)
It's what makes this place special.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:46 PM (ZOv7s)
Lord bless you.
Fag.
/sarc
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Dickweed at June 16, 2026 09:55 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2026 09:52 PM (viF8m)
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That's because it's a joke.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:55 PM (ZOv7s)
She was a very intelligent and talented woman who raised four great children.
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:56 PM (77rzZ)
Fag.
/sarc
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Dickweed at June 16, 2026 09:55 PM (0aYVJ)
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You ruined it with the last line. Have the courage of your needlessly offensive convictions.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:56 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 16, 2026 09:56 PM (SRceu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2026 09:56 PM (Cqx++)
Jack Lambert had a quote decades ago...
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 16, 2026 09:57 PM (cIy7m)
Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 09:57 PM (vE0+H)
Former legal spouse and I saw it at the National Theater in Washington DC
the legs on those dancers...!
Posted by: Don Black at June 16, 2026 09:57 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2026 09:58 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:58 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 16, 2026 09:58 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:54 PM (77rzZ)
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I wanted to be an actress and this guy asked me if I was an aspiring thespian, but I said I wasn't into girls but I guess I could try it if it could get me a good part.
Posted by: Archetypal Dumb Blonde at June 16, 2026 09:58 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 09:57 PM
I am deceased. ☠️
Group hug before the ONT!
Posted by: Piper at June 16, 2026 09:58 PM (OoFl2)
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You ruined it with the last line. Have the courage of your needlessly offensive convictions.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 16, 2026 09:56 PM (ZOv7s)
Yeah.
I waffled. Kind of the no offense thing...
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Dickweed at June 16, 2026 09:59 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Bulg
There! Right there! THIS!
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 16, 2026 09:59 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 09:59 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 09:51 PM
If we're all different, doesn't that make us the same?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2026 09:59 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: gKWVE
Best chain sub shop ever.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Correct
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 16, 2026 10:00 PM (cIy7m)
Posted by: Grayman27 at June 16, 2026 10:00 PM (AvoqE)
Posted by: Bulg at June 16, 2026 10:01 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: ... at June 16, 2026 10:01 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Dickweed at June 16, 2026 10:01 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2026 10:01 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2026 10:01 PM
So, just like Guinness, a touch of asperity in an otherwise genial nature?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2026 10:03 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Don Black at June 16, 2026 10:03 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2026 10:04 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 10:04 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 16, 2026 10:04 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Bulg
There! Right there! THIS!
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 16, 2026 09:59 PM (l26NL)
It's currently free on You Tube.*
*Free meaning interrupted every five minutes with commercials**
Unless you're running an ad blocker.....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 16, 2026 10:05 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 16, 2026 10:09 PM (/wizo)
Posted by: Bulg
There! Right there! THIS!
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 16, 2026 09:59 PM (l26NL)
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In my benevolent dictatorship, the only musical allowed to be performed or broadcast would be The Blues Brothers.
And I don’t even like Chicago all that much, despite having attended high school in the west suburbs.
Posted by: Grayman27 at June 16, 2026 10:09 PM (AvoqE)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 16, 2026 10:13 PM (Sco7b)
Argue with me.
Posted by: four seasons at June 16, 2026 10:04 PM
Right up until you encounter their mephitic projectile fecal ejections, and/or observe their polymoprhically-perverse deviant sexcapades.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2026 10:14 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 16, 2026 09:37 PM (A5RD0)
Watch Asian league. They play like Western leagues played in the 80s. They play like they remember why they hate other Asians and the other team remembers what they did to them.
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All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)