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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Luis Ricardo Falero
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: cmeat at June 15, 2026 09:30 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2026 09:31 AM (sgkY8)
Posted by: Delurker at June 15, 2026 09:31 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 15, 2026 09:32 AM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 15, 2026 09:32 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Norwegian Blue at June 15, 2026 09:32 AM (PTJlB)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 15, 2026 09:32 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 15, 2026 09:32 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 15, 2026 09:32 AM (y29Pq)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2026 09:32 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: tubal at June 15, 2026 09:33 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Layla at June 15, 2026 09:33 AM (vneJl)
A dozen eunuchs assigned to guard her from anyone who even *thought* about looking in her direction without permission from the Sultan.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 15, 2026 09:34 AM (gnNyN)
Oh the joy of being a Muslim slave
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2026 09:31 AM (sgkY
_____________
They invented algebra. So shut up.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2026 09:34 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 15, 2026 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: cmeat at June 15, 2026 09:35 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: tubal at June 15, 2026 09:35 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 15, 2026 09:35 AM (tL5sl)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 15, 2026 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
She is quite lovely -
Hello, Horde! 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 15, 2026 09:35 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: cmeat at June 15, 2026 09:36 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2026 09:36 AM (O0L8i)
I mean, I'm all for a bit of kink but what's up with that? Trying to keep her fresh?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2026 09:36 AM (SKC9R)
But, no hang
Posted by: Don Black, towards a brighter tomorrow at June 15, 2026 09:36 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: cmeat at June 15, 2026 09:36 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 15, 2026 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2026 09:37 AM (SKC9R)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2026 09:37 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: cmeat at June 15, 2026 09:38 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: red speck at June 15, 2026 09:38 AM (Ve/HL)
Posted by: dantesed at June 15, 2026 09:39 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: cmeat at June 15, 2026 09:36 AM
When is a little head ever a problem?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2026 09:40 AM (bFu5X)
Makes the life of a harem gal look desperately sad and depressing.
Posted by: red speck at June 15, 2026 09:38 AM (Ve/HL)
___________
It was
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2026 09:40 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: cmeat at June 15, 2026 09:41 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Delurker at June 15, 2026 09:41 AM (gtcuf)
Them old greek homos stole it
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 15, 2026 09:41 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Tuna at June 15, 2026 09:41 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2026 09:42 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Dire Straits at June 15, 2026 09:42 AM (sUTO1)
Posted by: cmeat at June 15, 2026 09:43 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: DaveA at June 15, 2026 09:43 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2026 09:44 AM (SKC9R)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 15, 2026 09:44 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2026 09:45 AM (sKqQm)
As the saying goes, the best boobs are the ones that are in your hands.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 15, 2026 09:45 AM (XV/Pl)
Is this our group theory?
Posted by: Delurker at June 15, 2026 09:41 AM (gtcuf)
___________
Don't go off on a tangent.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2026 09:46 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 15, 2026 09:46 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2026 09:42 AM (IG3/x)
Not to be confused with the fake "Circassian women" exhibited in sideshows, most of whom were just regular white women with frizzed hair. Strange, given that real Circassian women mostly have straight or at most slightly curly hair.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2026 09:47 AM (IG3/x)
The halter is kind of flattening and distorting the boobs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 15, 2026 09:47 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2026 09:47 AM (gr4k7)
Posted by: Tuna at June 15, 2026 09:47 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Heroq at June 15, 2026 09:48 AM (xg+/D)
Posted by: Delurker at June 15, 2026 09:48 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: JML at June 15, 2026 09:49 AM (EtRph)
The Sahara: Just Deserts - a limerick
In Morocco the Sultan of Rabat
Ran a slave ring (until he got caught)
An armed response team
Put an end to his scheme
Now he's known as the Sulttan of S.W.A.T
Posted by: muldoon at June 15, 2026 09:49 AM (qgHp7)
Many of these women ended up in the Sultan's harem which is why you'll find red/blonde hair on some Ottoman nobles even though their ancestors come from central asia
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2026 09:49 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2026 09:45 AM (sKqQm)
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Explains why we don't see her on the Sunday Morning Book Thread....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 15, 2026 09:49 AM (gnNyN)
Looked up Luis Ricardo Falero, nice body of work. He seems to have been the Alberto Vargas of 19th century Spain.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 15, 2026 09:49 AM (edUvp)
If not, she and all her children will be slaughtered when the old sultan dies.
Royal inheritance in that culture consisted of having about fifty wives and two or three hundred kids. When the paterfamilias kicked off (sometimes with a little help) typically a war of all against all would ensue, until There Was Only One.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2026 09:50 AM (IG3/x)
At first glance, my thought was, Big Barda of the New Gods by Jack Kirby. Oh. Not exactly.
Posted by: mindful webworker - moar covfefe! at June 15, 2026 09:50 AM (32Bdv)
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 15, 2026 09:50 AM (TW10n)
Looking at some of his other nudes on the Wiki page I have to wonder if he influenced Frank Frazetta. The buxom (understatement) woman remind me of Frazetta's covers.
Posted by: JTB at June 15, 2026 09:51 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2026 09:51 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: tubal at June 15, 2026 09:51 AM (Gqar8)
Otherwise they'd look so blond and purty someone might put the prince in a harem himself.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 15, 2026 09:51 AM (tL5sl)
Thought balloon:
"Gee, I hope Sheik Abdul washes the goat off his dong before he comes to see me tonight."
Posted by: naturalfake at June 15, 2026 09:53 AM (iJfKG)
This was a big problem with the Ottomans/Islam.
Multiple wives and no set order of inheritance. It comes down to who can seize power.
The Europeans adopted monogamy and rigid inheritance rules to stop this sort of conflict on a ruler dying and it is one of the reasons that Europe surpassed Islam in the Middle Ages.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2026 09:53 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Tuna at June 15, 2026 09:47 AM (lJ0H4)
A true hero.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 15, 2026 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tuna at June 15, 2026 09:47 AM (lJ0H4)
The Frank Frazetta of his day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2026 09:54 AM (1z8ji)
Look, no shoes!
Posted by: Case at June 15, 2026 09:55 AM (+zXtV)
The Europeans adopted monogamy and rigid inheritance rules to stop this sort of conflict on a ruler dying and it is one of the reasons that Europe surpassed Islam in the Middle Ages.
Posted by: 18-1
_________
Henry IV? Richard III?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 15, 2026 09:56 AM (XvL8K)
If she's lucky, her son will wind up being sultan.
If not, she and all her children will be slaughtered when the old sultan dies.
Royal inheritance in that culture consisted of having about fifty wives and two or three hundred kids. When the paterfamilias kicked off (sometimes with a little help) typically a war of all against all would ensue, until There Was Only One.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2026 09:50 AM (IG3/x)
Rather like most animals in the wild, like lions. The Alpha male dies or is deposed, the first thing the successor does is hunt down all the previous Alpha's male progeny and slaughters them. Which triggers the females to all go into heat and it's a full-on Cat Orgy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2026 09:56 AM (y9nCu)
Would hang
Thx CBD
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 15, 2026 09:57 AM (ufO5q)
Piper would not approve. Fashion, girls. Fashion is everything.
Look, no shoes!
Posted by: Case at June 15, 2026 09:55 AM (+zXtV)
On the upside: Each odalisque received her own Kale Shake for breakfast every morning.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 15, 2026 09:57 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: polynikes at June 15, 2026 09:57 AM (GseMx)
I didn't say it was perfect.
Its like arguing that America has a better system then the Ottomans and then pointing out the ascension of Joe Biden...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2026 09:59 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: dantesed at June 15, 2026 09:59 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: polynikes at June 15, 2026 09:59 AM (GseMx)
This was a big problem with the Ottomans/Islam.
Multiple wives and no set order of inheritance. It comes down to who can seize power.
The Europeans adopted monogamy and rigid inheritance rules to stop this sort of conflict on a ruler dying and it is one of the reasons that Europe surpassed Islam in the Middle Ages.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2026 09:53 AM (sKqQm)
But it made for some bitchin' adventure stories, like Anabasis.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2026 09:59 AM (y9nCu)
Posted by: dantesed at June 15, 2026 09:59 AM (Oy/
That's a parrot on its ring perch.
Posted by: polynikes at June 15, 2026 10:00 AM (GseMx)
If not, she and all her children will be slaughtered when the old sultan dies.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Well, at least when it all ended one knew where they stood.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2026 10:00 AM (SKC9R)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2026 09:53 AM (sKqQm)
Yep. It's often assumed that this comes from Judeo-Christian religion, but in fact monogamy-by-law with fixed rules of inheritance came from Roman jurisprudence. Jews (and hence, early Christians) at the time of Jesus were polygamous (not required, but allowed). Paul introduced the monogamy thing, I believe. He was Jewish, of course, but heavily Romanized.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2026 10:00 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Liawatha at June 15, 2026 10:00 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 15, 2026 10:00 AM (tL5sl)
Posted by: dantesed at June 15, 2026 09:59 AM (Oy/m2)
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It's a perch for a bird. If you click on the image and zoom in, you can see a bird leaning down through the hoop.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 15, 2026 10:01 AM (gnNyN)
All of the heirs were sent to live in what was essentially a nice prison in the middle of nowhere.
When the ruler died, then his chosen heir was summoned to come rule.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2026 10:01 AM (sKqQm)
*********
*intones solemnly*
"7 December 1896, a day that will live in bigamy..."
Posted by: muldoon at June 15, 2026 10:01 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at June 15, 2026 10:01 AM (izy1S)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2026 09:45 AM
So...she's Horde adjacent?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2026 10:01 AM (bFu5X)
Posted by: tubal at June 15, 2026 10:02 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2026 10:02 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: polynikes at June 15, 2026 10:02 AM (GseMx)
Saul was.
Posted by: The road to Damascus at June 15, 2026 10:03 AM (izy1S)
Posted by: gp at June 15, 2026 10:04 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: dantesed at June 15, 2026 09:59 AM (Oy/m2)
Seems to have a bird in it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 15, 2026 10:04 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: cmeat at June 15, 2026 10:05 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: gp at June 15, 2026 10:05 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: cmeat at June 15, 2026 10:06 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: cmeat at June 15, 2026 10:06 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: gp at June 15, 2026 10:05 AM (Jr5Lq)
She must have got a boob job afterwards. ( I can see the resemblance)
Posted by: polynikes at June 15, 2026 10:06 AM (GseMx)
Looking it up, the name Rabbeinu Gershom is showing up among the Ashkenazim as slapping a herem on that shit. 11th century in the Christian era.
The Sephardic community over in Muslim Spain were still allowing it.
I suspect it was very rare for most Jews in Europe already though. As for the Bible, it plays a similar role as for slavery. It's "allowed" but the Bible stories quietly illustrate how much it sucks.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 15, 2026 10:06 AM (tL5sl)
Posted by: cmeat at June 15, 2026 10:07 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Coin Operated Women, Inc. at June 15, 2026 10:07 AM (izy1S)
Posted by: polynikes at June 15, 2026 10:07 AM (GseMx)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 15, 2026 10:08 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: gp at June 15, 2026 10:08 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 15, 2026 10:08 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 15, 2026 10:08 AM (tL5sl)
Posted by: cmeat at June 15, 2026 10:09 AM (R11M+)
Sorta like your story not being picked for inclusion in a magazine.
(snif)
0/8
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 15, 2026 10:09 AM (1Ff7Z)
Dow is at a new record. Not that anyone really cares about the DJIA anymore since it’s so weirdly weighted, but still makes for good headlines.
The AI machine keeps rolling.
Posted by: Heroq at June 15, 2026 10:10 AM (xg+/D)
When his life changed due to encounter with Christ on the Damascus road, he became a Christian and changed his name to Paul.
Wrote some pretty good letters, too.
Posted by: The Book of Acts at June 15, 2026 10:10 AM (izy1S)
Posted by: Tuna at June 15, 2026 09:47 AM (lJ0H4)
The Frank Frazetta of his day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2026 09:54 AM (1z8ji)
Right? I can see some similarities. The bird perch is something he would do. The full bodied chick and the colors and lighting too.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 15, 2026 10:12 AM (snZF9)
Wokies are freaking out about the "OK" sign again because a FIFA ref did the hand gesture
https://tinyurl.com/4wvhwhf9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 15, 2026 10:12 AM (ndZc7)
Another view is that you don't stop being Jewish just because you adopt a different religion.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2026 10:12 AM (IG3/x)
"You had one job" comes to mind...
Posted by: one hour sober at June 15, 2026 10:13 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Heroq at June 15, 2026 10:13 AM (xg+/D)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Christian missionaries in Israel say exactly this to Jews. That Christianity is the way to be most authentically Jewish.
Posted by: gKWVE is not saying he believes this at June 15, 2026 10:13 AM (tL5sl)
Yeah, but now Piper can't say I don't read her stuff.
Posted by: Case at June 15, 2026 10:13 AM (+zXtV)
Among the best writing in Scriptures. I like his rhetorical style.
Posted by: gp at June 15, 2026 10:13 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2026 10:13 AM (sgkY8)
Lots of boobehs, but they tend to be small-to-medium size. His butts, on the other hand....
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2026 10:14 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2026 10:15 AM (sgkY8)
Wokies are freaking out about the "OK" sign again because a FIFA ref did the hand gesture
https://tinyurl.com/4wvhwhf9
Has it occurred to the ADL the Euros aren’t aware of their silliness? Also, have they looked at the makeup of soccer teams? Good grief.
Posted by: Piper at June 15, 2026 10:15 AM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Colossians 1:27 at June 15, 2026 10:15 AM (izy1S)
Pepin then had two sons but only from one woman. Charlemagne and another Carloman. Fortunately for Charlemagne this Carloman died young leaving him the sole ruler of the Franks...and Charlemagne with a strong, unified realm, kicked Muslim ass and created a large portion of what we think of as Europe
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2026 10:16 AM (sKqQm)
I'm not all that much for religious fiction for entertainment, but there was a very good cartoon short about a dog's view of the expulsion of Eden. Doggie followed a very sad Adam and Eve out of the garden.
Might still be on Youtube.
Posted by: gKWVE likes doggies at June 15, 2026 10:16 AM (tL5sl)
Posted by: cmeat at June 15, 2026 10:16 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: muldoon at June 15, 2026 10:01 AM (qgHp7)
As opposed to the one in the African Village. A day that will live in pygamy.
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2026 10:16 AM (gr4k7)
Sen. Mitch McConnell Suddenly Hospitalized — But His Staff Won’t Say Much
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 15, 2026 10:18 AM (ndZc7)
Lotsa yapping about "empty seats" at WC. But the smallest US venue seats 64,000. Apart from the finals stadiums, the venues in previous World Cups was on the order of 45,000. Moreover, ours came ready built.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2026 10:18 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 15, 2026 10:18 AM (ndZc7)
Speaking of being nailed to a perch . . .
Posted by: gKWVE at June 15, 2026 10:18 AM (tL5sl)
Posted by: muldoon
America has always been welcoming to Mexicans. At every ballgame, we sing "Jose can you seeeeeeee?. . . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at June 15, 2026 10:18 AM (SKC9R)
Look, no shoes!
Posted by: Case at June 15, 2026 09:55 AM (+zXtV)
She is missing a few pieces of clothing.
Posted by: Piper at June 15, 2026 10:19 AM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: gp at June 15, 2026 10:20 AM (Jr5Lq)
It's "allowed" but the Bible stories quietly illustrate how much it sucks.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 15, 2026 10:06 AM (tL5sl)
Imagine being married to seven AWFLs all at once *shudders*.
Sometimes progress IS better than tradition.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2026 10:21 AM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Oh, no... at June 15, 2026 10:21 AM (izy1S)
Was it ever practiced outside of the wealthy, a narrow slice of the population? I ask, because it seems like "look at my harem" is a rich guy thing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 15, 2026 10:21 AM (zZ4br)
Posted by: gp
Not to be seen at the match: "oil changes".
Posted by: no poofters! at June 15, 2026 10:22 AM (tL5sl)
Lotsa yapping about "empty seats" at WC.
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The “empty seats” photos are either before the game started or right after the 2nd half started when people are still getting food or using the bathroom.
And most of the “empty seats” shown are the VIP seats where there’s a longer type thing available for seat holders, with catered food and shit. Hmm I wonder if those people will be out of their seats every now and then enjoying the amenities?
All you have to do is look at prices on StubHub or SeatGeek and you’ll quickly realize demand is through the roof for seats.
Posted by: Heroq at June 15, 2026 10:23 AM (xg+/D)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 15, 2026 10:23 AM (SRceu)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 15, 2026 10:23 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2026 10:24 AM (sgkY8)
Posted by: one hour sober at June 15, 2026 10:24 AM (J4Dwc)
Christians - Catholics, in Spain - had a ban and could get loud about their heathen Muslim overlords.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 15, 2026 10:25 AM (tL5sl)
This still happens in the west though informally - a wealthy man might have one formal wife and several mistresses.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2026 10:25 AM (sKqQm)
+++
He's just a punk kid.
Posted by: The ghost of Strom Thurmond at June 15, 2026 10:25 AM (izy1S)
Yeah it’s cheap in Europe because you’re EuroPOOR. and we’re rich. Spending $1k on a ticket for a sporting event is unheard of there. Here it’s an average Saturday or Sunday during football season for marquee games. There are a lot of people who can afford it. And fifa would have to be retarded to price tickets at $100 if they know someone will spend $1000.
Posted by: Heroq at June 15, 2026 10:26 AM (xg+/D)
Sounds like the guy who says he isn't a fan of Taylor Swift other than this one song he loves.
Ok Swifty.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2026 10:26 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: I gotta ask at June 15, 2026 10:26 AM (izy1S)
The British Empire in World War I was in the very best of hands, wot.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 15, 2026 10:28 AM (tL5sl)
He's fine. Really.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Senator McConnell's Chief of Staff at June 15, 2026 10:28 AM (8XeQo)
Yep. Who might try to kill your wife that isn't their daughter and/or your children that aren't her grandchildren.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2026 10:28 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: gp
Didja see the weather forecast for the event.
The Weather Channel
@weatherchannel
UFC Freedom 250 is facing a chaotic weather setup on the White House South Lawn, with a 60% chance of thunderstorms, heavy downpours, and wind gusts up to 34 mph threatening to delay the outdoor fights. On top of the storm risk, brutal D.C. humidity is driving a triple-digit heat index alongside massive swarms of mosquitos and gnats that fighters will have to battle inside the cage. While the venue’s massive 92-foot overhang will keep the octagon dry, a single lightning strike within eight miles will trigger an automatic 30-minute freeze on the entire event.
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But Trump knows Zeus personally and he fixed it for him.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 15, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)
"What's de harem?"
"The place where he keeps his wives. Don't you know about the harem?
Solomon had one; he had about a million wives."
"Why, yes, dat's so; I—I'd done forgot it. A harem's a bo'd'n-house, I
reck'n. Mos' likely dey has rackety times in de nussery. En I reck'n de
wives quarrels considable; en dat 'crease de racket. Yit dey say
Sollermun de wises' man dat ever live'. I doan' take no stock in dat.
Bekase why: would a wise man want to live in de mids' er sich a
blim-blammin' all de time? No—'deed he wouldn't. A wise man 'ud take en
buil' a biler-factry; en den he could shet _down_ de biler-factry when
he want to res'."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2026 10:29 AM (IG3/x)
Lotsa yapping about "empty seats" at WC.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2026 10:18 AM (O0L8i)
Because Real Americans don't watch kickball unless it's at their kids' elementary school. Besides, the WC was booked before the Golden Scalp Weasel began deporting a few illegal aliens, scaring the rest of the audience base off.
The kickball WC sucks anyway.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2026 10:29 AM (y9nCu)
"The NFL is the richest sports league in the world, generating over $18 billion in revenue during the 2022 season, while FIFA's revenue from the 2022 World Cup reached approximately $7.5 billion."
Posted by: The more you know at June 15, 2026 10:30 AM (izy1S)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 15, 2026 10:31 AM (ndZc7)
Ok Swifty.
Posted by: JackStraw
Is she the little pop tart that sleeps around with everybody, breaks up, and writes songs about them? Or do I have the wrong pop tart?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 15, 2026 10:31 AM (SRceu)
Guessing all the trillionaire fantasies this morning inspired this selection.
Posted by: Auspex at June 15, 2026 10:31 AM (Y8DZL)
Lotsa yapping about "empty seats" at WC. But the smallest US venue seats 64,000. Apart from the finals stadiums, the venues in previous World Cups was on the order of 45,000. Moreover, ours came ready built.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2026
The Auburn stadium was full. The Euros were stunned at the light shows. The SEC was a lot for them!
Posted by: Piper at June 15, 2026 10:32 AM (p4NUW)
Robert Harris: tinyurl.com/369decp6
This man mislaid secret documents while he was laying Venetia Stanley.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 15, 2026 10:32 AM (tL5sl)
Posted by: gp at June 15, 2026 10:33 AM (Jr5Lq)
Frankly, I don't care a bit if FIFA loses its shirt having the WC in the US. What is worthwhile is that the Europoors come here and find out that what their state-run media tell them about the US is a pack of lies. And, I hope, it gets them thinking about what other lies their state-run media might be telling them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2026 10:33 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2026 10:29 AM (y9nCu)
I like it. Well, I have grown to like it. It’s also fun to yell gooooaaaaalllll!
Posted by: Piper at June 15, 2026 10:34 AM (p4NUW)
The Auburn stadium was full. The Euros were stunned at the light shows. The SEC was a lot for them!
Posted by: Piper at June 15, 2026 10:32 AM (p4NUW)
War Eagle amazed a lot of them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2026 10:34 AM (O0L8i)
They are carbon that should be reduced.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 15, 2026 10:34 AM (tL5sl)
Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 15, 2026 10:34 AM (hZfqt)
@weatherchannel
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Literally every part of their forecast was false.
Not, "opps, we only said 'chance of."
But flat-out wrong.
Intentionally wrong.
Because they are that pathetic and that woke and that desperate to try and spite Trump.
You lost losers.
Get used to it.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 15, 2026 10:34 AM (73/SM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 15, 2026 10:35 AM (ndZc7)
Revenue per game is higher for the World Cup.
Posted by: Heroq at June 15, 2026 10:35 AM (xg+/D)
War Eagle!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 15, 2026 10:37 AM (izy1S)
1. Leftists who desperately want the World Cup to be perceived as a failure because OrangeManBad.
2.people who waited too long to buy, believing the “nobody is buying tickets” lies and now are priced out. There are entire subs on Reddit about this.
Posted by: Heroq at June 15, 2026 10:38 AM (xg+/D)
Hey, don't blame me. gp is the Swifty.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2026 10:38 AM (viF8m)
I'm sure you would have dressed her real nice Piper.
And done something with that hair.
Posted by: Case at June 15, 2026 10:38 AM (+zXtV)
Nobody's old enough to remember when Commies and Nazis were were in love with each other and you couldn't say anything about one without the other getting mad and then that Barbarossa thing happened and the divorce is still messy.
But, beneath it all, they still dig each other.
Posted by: Auspex at June 15, 2026 10:38 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 15, 2026 10:39 AM (RIvkX)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Would not hang. Don't like it much.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2026 10:39 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Harcourt Fenton Mudd at June 15, 2026 10:40 AM (wVcYX)
Polis: “This elusive wolf had a number of chances but sadly chose to continue to depredate which necessitated this challenging management decision."
Sadly...
Sadly, he chose...
Sadly he chose the wrong life trajectory.
Maybe UBI, or job training, or midnight basketball will help these oppressed carnivores turn their lives around./s
Posted by: muldoon at June 15, 2026 10:40 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at June 15, 2026 10:40 AM (jt/rW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 15, 2026 10:40 AM (ndZc7)
Nope. Polygamy was banned for Ashkenazi Jews in the 10th or 11th century. It was not banned for Sephardic Jews because many (most) lived in Muslim countries. It was legal for them, but not common.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 15, 2026 10:41 AM (PLxDd)
Posted by: Local media at June 15, 2026 10:41 AM (izy1S)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 15, 2026 10:42 AM (+5DDj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 15, 2026 10:40 AM (ndZc7)
For a second I read that as 10 Giant same sex couples renowned their vows. I think I’d watch that. 🤣
Posted by: Heroq at June 15, 2026 10:42 AM (xg+/D)
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2026 10:42 AM (sgkY8)
Posted by: Heroq at June 15, 2026 10:42 AM (xg+/D)
Anybody want a penis?
Posted by: andre the giant voice at June 15, 2026 10:43 AM (zZ4br)
Father: "No that's big of me."
Posted by: Groan... at June 15, 2026 10:43 AM (izy1S)
War Eagle!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 15, 2026 10:37 AM (izy1S
Go Dawgs! 😉
Posted by: Piper at June 15, 2026 10:43 AM (pZEOD)
The weather is plum wrong half the time which makes it as about as reliable as me guessing.
They're good at telling you what's happening right now but so is my window.
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2026 10:43 AM (gr4k7)
Posted by: muldoon at June 15, 2026 10:45 AM (qgHp7)
America has Super Bowl parties. European countries close when kick ball games are happening.
There is no comparison between tbe average sports fan in the US and foreign soccer fans. Not even close.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2026 10:45 AM (viF8m)
The British Empire in World War I was in the very best of hands, wot.
Posted by: gKWVE
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Assortative mating done by the upper class was the predominate reason--marriages were often matches done for money and the appropriate social level of the spouse, not for love. So you got Lady Chatterly's lover and on the other hand, ministers of government with mistresses.
The very wealthy and some of the upper class still more or less follow similar rules--e.g. Warren Buffet's wife recruited a mistress for him when she wanted to do her own thing (IIRC, art mebbe?). These couples stay together for finances, children, familiarity with each other, and compatible social statuses, not necessarily for love or sex.
Posted by: whig at June 15, 2026 10:46 AM (E4rtv)
The brit Marxist culture of envy is ingrained and keeps everyone in everyone else's business. "We're all in this together," they threatened. "Don't get ideas above your station."
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2026 10:46 AM (gr4k7)
Everyone is grabbing some of that sweet A.I. cash. It feels very 1999.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 15, 2026 10:46 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Heroq at June 15, 2026 10:47 AM (xg+/D)
And it's all because of one thing: the comeback.
Posted by: Change my mind at June 15, 2026 10:47 AM (izy1S)
The kickball WC sucks anyway.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2026 10:29 AM (y9nCu)
I like it. Well, I have grown to like it. It’s also fun to yell gooooaaaaalllll!
Posted by: Piper at June 15, 2026 10:34 AM (p4NUW)
It took me several years of playing high school varsity soccer to develop the proper patriotic hatred of kickball. Especially watching our star Brazilian exchange student flop on the ground trying to draw yellow cards for the opposing team.
I much prefer watching hockey. Virtually the same rules, except for adding in the requirement that the game must include fisticuffs for at least 30% of the playing time. And any player found to have all of his teeth is immediately DQ'd and the team sanctioned.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2026 10:47 AM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Marcus T
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Plus quasi wives, aka concubines. The old version of screwing the hired help.
Posted by: whig at June 15, 2026 10:47 AM (E4rtv)
And skates. Adds a bit to the hard factor.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2026 10:49 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: muldoon at June 15, 2026 10:50 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2026 10:50 AM (sgkY8)
Sadly...
Sadly, he chose...
Sadly he chose the wrong life trajectory.
Maybe UBI, or job training, or midnight basketball will help these oppressed carnivores turn their lives around./s
He was an aspiring rapper.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 15, 2026 10:50 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 15, 2026 10:50 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Marcus T
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Plus quasi wives, aka concubines. The old version of screwing the hired help.
Posted by: whig at June 15, 2026 10:47 AM (E4rtv)
I'm not sure concubines ever help. Except cleaning pipes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 15, 2026 10:51 AM (xcxpd)
He chose...poorly.
Posted by: Ancient knight at June 15, 2026 10:51 AM (Riz8t)
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Love the meme that says "How the rest of the world views Americans."
It shows a family standing around a gas grill cooking a half a cow and everyone is holding a gun, even the dog!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 15, 2026 10:51 AM (izy1S)
The very wealthy and some of the upper class still more or less follow similar rules--e.g. Warren Buffet's wife recruited a mistress for him when she wanted to do her own thing (IIRC, art mebbe?). These couples stay together for finances, children, familiarity with each other, and compatible social statuses, not necessarily for love or sex.
*cough*
Posted by: FDR at June 15, 2026 10:52 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: whig at June 15, 2026 10:47 AM (E4rtv)
Massey-Ferguson concubines were the shiznit. Had huge headers on them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2026 10:52 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 15, 2026 10:52 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: ...
That is most of the world, America is generally the exception. We imported obnoxious foreigners with those ideals and some worthless nepots adopted it here and it has metastasized in our upper classes. As one person put it, we have millionaires like Sanders or Warren upset that they are considered poor and not the same social status compared to a trillionaire.
Maslow's hierarchy indeed. Self actualization for too many with too much money plus time on their hands means they seek power over others rather than go out and do something productive.
Posted by: whig at June 15, 2026 10:52 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2026 10:46 AM (gr4k7)
Very true, horrible place to grow up
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 15, 2026 10:53 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Please make a note of it at June 15, 2026 10:53 AM (izy1S)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 15, 2026 10:54 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 15, 2026 10:54 AM (+5DDj)
Posted by: gp
Didja see the weather forecast for the event.
The Weather Channel
@weatherchannel
UFC Freedom 250 is facing a chaotic weather setup on the White House South Lawn, with a 60% chance of thunderstorms, heavy downpours, and wind gusts up to 34 mph threatening to delay the outdoor fights. On top of the storm risk, brutal D.C. humidity is driving a triple-digit heat index alongside massive swarms of mosquitos and gnats that fighters will have to battle inside the cage. While the venue’s massive 92-foot overhang will keep the octagon dry, a single lightning strike within eight miles will trigger an automatic 30-minute freeze on the entire event.
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But Trump knows Zeus personally and he fixed it for him.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at June 15, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)
Can you make it rain harder?
Posted by: Zombie Prince at June 15, 2026 10:54 AM (R+iUD)
And it's all because of one thing: the comeback.
Posted by: Change my mind at June 15, 2026 10:47 AM (izy1S)
Why does it have to be better or worse? Some people like Coke some like Pepsi. Or even better some like both. I don’t get this mentality where you have to hate soccer because you like football. You can enjoy both, now laws against it. And most people do just that.
Posted by: Heroq at June 15, 2026 10:54 AM (xg+/D)
Crank the AC and save a life.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2026 10:55 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: whig at June 15, 2026 10:55 AM (E4rtv)
Somebody tell them it’s over, but my guess is they already know.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 15, 2026 10:55 AM (+5DDj)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 15, 2026 10:56 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Heroq
One Frenchman said the best thing he's ever had was brisket. He said he'd give his left croissant for Texas Brisket. 😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2026 10:56 AM (mXUgp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Heh.
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