Daily Tech News 13 June 2026

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Welcome to Earth Delos D. Harriman, our new-minted trillionaire! (Tech Crunch)

May I say how delightful it is to watch the wailing of the worst people on the planet at your good fortune?

(I didn't invest; all my ready cash is tied up in RAM and SSDs. Which to be fair is looking like the soundest investment I have made in years.)
Critics meanwhile accuse Musk of... Running the companies he runs. (Reuters)

You can't make everybody happy, but with some effort you can make everybody miserable.

Tech News

Microsoft has "mostly" repaired a flaw that allows Microsoft software to permanently brick Microsoft hardware. (The Register)

In this case, Copilot running on a Surface trying to adjust the screen backlight.
Sam Bankman-Fraud will remain in prison. (Reuters)

A three-judge panel just stopped laughing and rejected his appeal.
Lenovo has introduced the AI Host, an Arm-based mini-PC for the Chinese market. (Liliputing)

With eight Arm A720 cores backed by four lower power A520 cores (it's not a Qualcomm chip so it tells you that up front) it's no speed demon. It delivers about half the performance in both single and multi-threaded tasks of AMD's entry level laptop 5600U chip from 2021.
Amazon datacenters "used" 2.5 billion gallons of water last year. (The Register)

The water came out of the process untouched and slightly warmer. A bit like beer.
French AI company Mistral is seeking to raise $3 billion on a $20 billion valuation. (Tech Crunch)

I'm not saying someone should buy it to spite Europe, just that if someone did it would be funny.
Nintendo's lawsuit against indie hit Palworld looks doomed. (WCCFTech)

Not only have Nintendo's patents faced unwelcome re-examination, but even if Nintendo should win, damages are capped at $30,000. No, I didn't lose a few zeroes there.
Palworld itself is reaching 1.0 on July 10. (IGN)

Despite facing headwinds from Nintendo's legal team, Palworld has sold around 25 million copies in early access, on a development budget of around $7 million.

Company PocketPair raised the money in-house, leaving the once struggling developer awash with cash.

Musical Interlude

Disclaimer: You broke three moa eggs?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM

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1 w00t

Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 04:31 AM (6wpGE)

2 Stephen L. Miller retweeted
tetsuo
@tetsuoai
9h
History's first trillionaire is a guy who catches rockets out of the sky with chopsticks and beams internet to every dead zone on the planet.

Same guy ships cars that drive themselves, humanoid robots for the factory floor, brain chips that let paralyzed people move a cursor with pure thought, and an AI running on a supercomputer his team stood up in months instead of years.

And the people crashing out about his net worth are doing it on the app he owns. The same app governments spent years trying to censor.

You cannot legislate a rocket into orbit.
[in reply to Bernie Sanders]

Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 04:34 AM (6wpGE)

3 Not first.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 13, 2026 04:36 AM (ZVgZ4)

4 He also cars ships that drive themselves. (The two recovery ships for the boosters are also autonomous.)

Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 13, 2026 04:36 AM (BLOW1)

5 If he's not careful with AI, he'll invent a company that runs itself and be forced to retire.

Posted by: mikeski at June 13, 2026 04:38 AM (VHUov)

6 4 He also cars ships that drive themselves. (The two recovery ships for the boosters are also autonomous.)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 13, 2026 04:36 AM (BLOW1)

Super cool.
haha "cars ships"

Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 04:43 AM (6wpGE)

7 Hello techsters,

Elon is a remarkable guy. That tweet captures the difference between our age’s Edison and the yahoos who have accomplished nothing but seize the microphone to tell everyone else what to do. Atlas shrugged.

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 13, 2026 04:45 AM (XtojG)

8 I wonder if this is Wikipedia getting a dig in:

Most readers don't donate; less than 2% do. Wikipedia is run by a nonprofit, not by a billionaire.

☐ yes
☐ no

Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 04:46 AM (6wpGE)

9 I heard Elon celebrated the success of the IPO by fathering six more children. Last night.

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 13, 2026 04:47 AM (XtojG)

10 Hawthorne CA --> Starbase TX

Good move!

Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 04:50 AM (6wpGE)

11 not on the topic of SpaceX but applicable:

LB
@beyondreasdoubt
Jun 8
Shout out to my parents for not raising a habitual complainer 😂

Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 04:53 AM (6wpGE)

12 I really don't care if Elon Musk is a trillionaire. I don't see much difference between being whatever is the amount below a trillionaire and that. Also, for being a space nerd and having a non traditional family life, he seems less weird to me than Bill Gates who thinks himself as some sort of "god" in wanting to "save the planet " in various weird ways.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2026 04:53 AM (7RYym)

13 "We're told Microsoft provided Darcy with a Surface laptop as a show of appreciation."

Which burned up, fell over , *and* sank into the swamp.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 13, 2026 04:53 AM (/HDaX)

14 @heyshrutimishra 16h

Elon just created 4,400 millionaires in a single day.

400 of them are now worth over $100 million.

These aren't VCs. They're SpaceX employees, and the list includes welders, technicians, and cafeteria staff, because for two decades the company paid every level of the workforce in stock instead of higher salaries.

Juan Hernandez ... took a $28 an hour contractor welding job in 2015. He says he didn't even know what SpaceX was. The company gave him a $10,000 equity grant and let him buy more shares through payroll deductions. That stake is now worth $880,000.

Trevor Hise's parents wanted him to take a ... job at General Electric. He picked SpaceX ..., stayed 12 years, and accumulated over 100,000 shares. At the $135 listing price that's $13.5 million. He's 37 and semiretired. ... "The magnitude of this has been ridiculous."

The most telling detail came before the listing. Over 100 employees quietly banded together & negotiated group wealth management deal ... up to $5 billion, because none of them had ever needed a wealth manager before.

Software IPOs have minted millionaires for 30 years. This is the first one where the money went to the factory floor.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2026 04:54 AM (P4ocI)

15 >>>May I say how delightful it is to watch the wailing of the worst people on the planet at your good fortune?

for example!

Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom
15h
Americans are struggling to pay for groceries and gas while Elon Musk becomes a TRILLIONAIRE.

When the federal government is for sale, the rich get richer and everyone else gets shafted.

The system is rigged.

Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 04:55 AM (6wpGE)

16 "The system is rigged." Kinda like the massive voter fraud in California, eh, Gavin?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2026 04:57 AM (IEV/x)

17 He knows it's rigged, because he rigged it.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 13, 2026 04:57 AM (BLOW1)

18 14 @heyshrutimishra 16h

Software IPOs have minted millionaires for 30 years. This is the first one where the money went to the factory floor.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2026 04:54 AM (P4ocI)

Yay!

Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 04:57 AM (6wpGE)

19 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2026 04:58 AM (Ia/+0)

20 "My grave is succulent for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness."

2nd Corinthians 12:7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2026 04:59 AM (IEV/x)

21
Nikita Bier retweeted
High
@Hightv
Jun 12
Wait a second, you can now trade $SPCX on 𝕏?!

Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 05:00 AM (6wpGE)

22 There's an old (I can't find it) music segment from SNL featuring the song, Cold As Ice, a beautiful blonde woman in a white dress, a shot gun, and a fellow.
---

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2026 05:01 AM (P4ocI)

23 I liked this devotional from "Our Daily Bread" by a man writing on 2nd Corinthians 11:23-25 and being dependent on God's strength. The devotional is followed by a prayer and some additional insights:

https://tinyurl.com/3nzc8xxa

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2026 05:07 AM (IEV/x)

24 There's something ghastly about politicians who actively work to make things unaffordable using the fact that things are unaffordable to try to shame someone who is successful enough to not have to worry about how unaffordable things are.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2026 05:10 AM (Ot/FD)

25 Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2026 05:10 AM (Ot/FD)

Well stated.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2026 05:12 AM (IEV/x)

26 Grace, Fen, not grave.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 13, 2026 05:16 AM (qFwJc)

27 And it was t supposed to be "succulent" either . Darn autocorrect!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2026 05:19 AM (IYIYn)

28
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 13, 2026 05:21 AM (AMvSw)

29 REPOST

2nd Corinthians 12:9- KJV:

"My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2026 05:23 AM (IYIYn)

30 If we are serious about rebuilding our manufacturing industry we will produce rising middle class wealth and incomes. The biggest challenge for this is that the education system is so badly broken that we are producing illiteracy.

Posted by: Pete Bog at June 13, 2026 05:23 AM (XtojG)

31 AI is consistently great at editing photos. For everything else at the consumer level I've found it seriously sucky, like at getting basic easily researched facts. Great to hear more quadtrillions are getting dumped into it. MOAR MONEY!!!!! The screech of all great industries that suck at what they do.

Posted by: Tony Tune at June 13, 2026 05:27 AM (hyQrc)

32 G'morning, all!

No walk this morning.

My MiL has been with us for three weeks so that she could watch the two fur-balls while we were on vacation.

And today we ship her back home to Baltimore.
So off to the Amtrak station later this morning.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2026 05:27 AM (iMotb)

33 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2026 05:27 AM (iMotb)

It was nice of her to look after your cats. May her return home go smoothly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2026 05:30 AM (IYIYn)

34
Politicians: "Hey, you're nit supposed to get rich. Only we're supposed to get rich!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2026 05:33 AM (rqNGS)

35 Now I can get moving

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2026 05:33 AM (Ia/+0)

36 @32/Village Idiot's Apprentice: " ... so that she could watch the two fur-balls while we were on vacation.

And today we ship her back home to Baltimore. "

All her outfits will be complete! (No outfit is complete without cat fur.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 13, 2026 05:35 AM (O7YUW)

37 Hey Fen.

She absolutely loves and adores the cats.
And nobody takes better care of them than she does.

And it gets her out of the Baltimore area for a while several times per year, and away from the constant fear of violent crime against the elderly. If/when she can no longer stay there, our home is open to her, but for now she is firm in her desire to continue to live there. So, frequent visits to South Carolina give her a break from the drudgery of surviving day to day in that formerly beautiful area.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2026 05:36 AM (iMotb)

38 And yes, now her outfits are indeed complete.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2026 05:40 AM (iMotb)

39 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2026 05:36 AM (iMotb)

She sounds like a nice woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2026 05:41 AM (lQ+/f)

40 Insty has a nice article about the leader of TdA retiring yesterday.

During the World Cup, and PRIDE month, no less

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2026 05:43 AM (iMotb)

41 36 @32/Village Idiot's Apprentice: " ... so that she could watch the two fur-balls while we were on vacation.

And today we ship her back home to Baltimore. "

All her outfits will be complete! (No outfit is complete without cat fur.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 13, 2026 05:35 AM (O7YUW)

; )

Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 05:48 AM (6wpGE)

42 @37/Village Idiot's Apprentice: "but for now she is firm in her desire to continue to live there"

What is it that gives her this strong desire to stay there? Friends? Familiarity of surroundings? Memories?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 13, 2026 05:48 AM (O7YUW)

43 I'm not saying someone should buy it to spite Europe, just that if someone did it would be funny.
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A certain newly-minted trillionaire may have that much stashed away in his couch cushions....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 13, 2026 05:51 AM (gnNyN)

44 Two boys out for a bike ride in Iowa help save a woman trapped outside her house for more than 12 hours. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/3syxwe6p

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2026 05:52 AM (An79C)

45 G&R..

Familiar surroundings, fear of the unknown, familiar medical support, habit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2026 05:56 AM (iMotb)

46 International fellowship of Christians and Jews . Proverbs 12:25 and about kind words:

https://tinyurl.com/yr2fase9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2026 06:00 AM (Nx5jP)

47 >>>Welcome to Earth Delos D. Harriman, our new-minted trillionaire!

Haha! I hadn't read this Heinlein:

wikipedia:

Delos David "D. D." Harriman, "the last of the Robber Barons", is obsessed with being the first to travel to—and possess—the Moon. He asks his business partner, George Strong, and other tycoons to invest in the venture.

That sounds like great fun.

Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 06:03 AM (6wpGE)

48 Maryland leaders display their commitment to the belief that no-one is above the law.

https://tinyurl.com/3ypa5fct

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2026 06:05 AM (iMotb)

49 Good morning morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 13, 2026 06:07 AM (RIvkX)

50 Congratulations to Elon. An interview I saw with him brought forth a detail I hadn't realized about him, but it makes sense upon hearing it: His mind never shuts up. He's constantly having ideas about how to change, fix, or create things.

You know those nights when you can't get your mind to shut up, and you're laying there in bed trying to get some sleep? You know you have important stuff to do the next day, and you know you'll be completely bagged if you don't manage to get enough sleep, but your mind won't cooperate?

That's Elon's world constantly. The man knows no peace. He's driven to try out these ideas to see what can be done with them, and in doing so, he's become a massive success, repeatedly. The money was never the goal, it's just a resource to use to try out the ideas.

Most people would go mad. Elon hasn't.

That's why he has that level of money, because it was never the main focus. It's just a byproduct.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 13, 2026 06:09 AM (O7YUW)

51 Teacher carries student through rugged park so she won't miss another field trip. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/mwabzsf8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2026 06:09 AM (rZCVI)

52 Most people would go mad. Elon hasn't.

That's why he has that level of money, because it was never the main focus. It's just a byproduct.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 13, 2026 06:09 AM (O7YUW)
----
Elon IS mad...but it's a very particular form of madness.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 13, 2026 06:11 AM (gnNyN)

53 Evening and morning to all!

. . . Delos David "D. D." Harriman, "the last of the Robber Barons", is obsessed with being the first to travel to—and possess—the Moon. He asks his business partner, George Strong, and other tycoons to invest in the venture.

That sounds like great fun.
Posted by: m at June 13, 2026

***
The Man Who Sold the Moon, one of the "Future History" stories. I read it at nineteen, liked it, but didn't understand all the business moves; I might like it even better now. As an opening gambit, DDH asks, "Who owns the Moon?" The Moon travels over a certain band of the Earth, north and south of the equator. How far up do those countries' airspace rights go? Can they be said to have ownership rights to the Moon?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 13, 2026 06:12 AM (wzUl9)

54 There's an old (I can't find it) music segment from SNL featuring the song, Cold As Ice, a beautiful blonde woman in a white dress, a shot gun, and a fellow.
---
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2026 05:01 AM (P4ocI)
==

It was not a skit it was a short film and iirc it caused a stir because they broadcast it not long after John Lennon was murdered.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 13, 2026 06:13 AM (RIvkX)

55 So, on the topic on Elon Musk: How much cost savings did we actually get from DOGE, long term? Looks like there was a substantial gain by identifying fraud, but then there was this big, beautiful bill thing that increased the budget overall. When do we do anything about that(decreasing spending, I mean)? Or do we have to keep the excess spending going until the whole system comes crashing down due to interest payments in order to keep the dollar going a little while longer?
Kinda feels like the whole country is being looted.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 13, 2026 06:15 AM (cONmN)

56 Anyway! I slept about enough. Today will be busy, with a haircut and stopping at Whole Foods to pick up one of Linda's endless coupon freebies -- Almond Malk, if it matters.

Tomorrow morning I have another video tour of an Indiana house, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 13, 2026 06:15 AM (wzUl9)

57 56 Almond Malk
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 13, 2026 06:15 AM (wzUl9)

milk + chalk

Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 06:17 AM (6wpGE)

58 https://tinyurl.com/3ypa5fct
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2026 06:05 AM (iMotb)

====
Even includes the mandatory, "but the chirruns!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 13, 2026 06:18 AM (RIvkX)

59 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: That's a biiiig omelet...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 13, 2026 06:19 AM (amcLV)

60 Who in their right mind would believe that they would see the movement succeed.

The movement to get folks to believe that almonds could actually lactate.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2026 06:19 AM (iMotb)

61 My son is reading a biography ( by Troy Senik) about Grover
Cleveland. He was from a family of nine kids and his father was a Presbyterian minister and who died at age 46. Cleveland, who became a lawyer, lived frugally , regularly sent money to his widowed mother to help support she an and siblings. I always think of him as a big guy but her he is as a young man:

:https://tinyurl.com/bdeyakpw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2026 06:19 AM (rZCVI)

62 Almond Malk
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 13, 2026 06:15 AM (wzUl9)
*
milk + chalk
Posted by: m at June 13, 2026

***
It's not bad in small sips. I put a teaspoon in my first coffee of the morning (though, oddly, not in succeeding cups).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 13, 2026 06:20 AM (wzUl9)

63 I'd like to ship my MiL to Baltimore too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 13, 2026 06:20 AM (RIvkX)

64 Elon Musk retweeted
Yun-Ta Tsai
@yunta_tsai
6h
When most companies' opening remarks during their IPOs were about profit, today it hits something different.

It is hope.

The once-inspiring future that excited us when we were young but that we dropped after growing up—we have found it again.
[accompanied by a photoshopped Obama-era HOPE poster]

Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 06:21 AM (6wpGE)

65 G'mornin' everyone! What a great day!

Thank you Pixy! Blessings shower down on the Horde! and Elon!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 13, 2026 06:21 AM (VyBeY)

66 "Even includes the mandatory, "but the chirruns!"

A truly total package of woke/progressive mind trash.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2026 06:21 AM (iMotb)

67 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 13, 2026 06:21 AM (Hbeqj)

68 Book says he would be the final Democratic president to believe in the classical liberal policies of the parties founder, Jefferson.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2026 06:22 AM (rZCVI)

69 "I'd like to ship my MiL to Baltimore too."

Heh!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2026 06:22 AM (iMotb)

70 @52/"Perfessor" Squirrel: "Elon IS mad...but it's a very particular form of madness."

Yes, it's called engineering. ;-)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 13, 2026 06:22 AM (O7YUW)

71 mornin yall. Has Bernie Sanders demanded half of SpaceX yet?

Posted by: fd at June 13, 2026 06:23 AM (vFG9F)

72 >>>You can't make everybody happy, but with some effort you can make everybody miserable.

Misery is Wasted on the Miserable ("Louie")

https://tinyurl.com/32p2kn8e

Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 06:25 AM (6wpGE)

73 71 mornin yall. Has Bernie Sanders demanded half of SpaceX yet?
Posted by: fd at June 13, 2026 06:23 AM (vFG9F)

Pretty much!

https://xcancel.com/BernieSanders

Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 06:27 AM (6wpGE)

74 Book says he would be the final Democratic president to believe in the classical liberal policies of the parties founder, Jefferson.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2026

***
Right, I think after Cleveland we had Repubs McKinley, Roosevelt, and Taft, and then came Wilson (arrgh). Or was there someone between Cleveland and McKinley?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 13, 2026 06:27 AM (wzUl9)

75 ">>>You can't make everybody happy, but with some effort you can make everybody miserable."

Remember...we're not happy till you're not happy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2026 06:27 AM (iMotb)

76 My wife gets almond milk weekly, its horrible.
Tried it in coffee once, that didn't go well.

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2026 06:28 AM (Ia/+0)

77 ***
Right, I think after Cleveland we had Repubs McKinley, Roosevelt, and Taft, and then came Wilson (arrgh)
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Yes, that's correct.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 13, 2026 06:28 AM (amcLV)

78 @64/m:

Found another one of @yunta_tsai's in the "nailed it" category:

"When you have to put down your personal wealth to solve a problem, you are incentivized to solve it.

When you confiscate money from others to solve a problem, you are incentivized to keep it unsolved."

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 13, 2026 06:29 AM (O7YUW)

79 Watch The Moment Elon Musk Becomes World's First Trillionaire As SpaceX Has Biggest IPO In History

Forbes

20 minutes

https://tinyurl.com/yyrp5fxb

Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 06:30 AM (6wpGE)

80 @76/Skip:

Honey, why does my coffee taste of cyanide?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 13, 2026 06:31 AM (O7YUW)

81 Multiple SF Giants pitchers appear to be protesting team’s Pride Night
By Alex Simon,
Sports Editor
June 12, 2026

The San Francisco Giants have worn rainbow-colored hats on their annual celebration of the LGBTQIA+ community since 2021. But when "Pride Night" came to Oracle Park for 2026 on Friday, four of the five pitchers the Giants used in the game doctored their uniforms in what has been become an increasingly common form of protest from MLB players.

While it wasn't perfectly legible on the NBC Sports Bay Area broadcast, Roupp and Brubaker each appeared to have written "Genesis 9:13-15" on their hats. The New International Version of the Bible says that a rainbow represents the "sign of the covenant" between God and the earth. Other Bible translations have that specific quote in slightly different parts of the ninth chapter of the book of Genesis. But the words that are referenced in that portion of the Bible have been used by leaders in the Christian community to "reclaim" the rainbow's symbolism from the LGBTQIA+ community.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 13, 2026 06:32 AM (RIvkX)

82 Village Idiot's Apprentice: "but for now she is firm in her desire to continue to live there"
*
What is it that gives her this strong desire to stay there? Friends? Familiarity of surroundings? Memories?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 13, 2026

***
Miss Linda is the same way about Da Swamp. She didn't grow up here -- I did. But I'm the one who wants to flee, having seen clearly what it has devolved into. She has some friends from church here, but no family. Maybe it's the familiarity. She's lived in her condo since 2002.

In contrast, I've lived in my apartment since then too, and I can't wait to get my parole and walk outside the walls.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 13, 2026 06:32 AM (wzUl9)

83 I sometimes wonder if the average mind can grasp the enormity of Elon Musk's personal wealth.

And I sometimes wonder if Elon even cares about the amount, after a certain point.

Either way, he has contributed more to the human race, concerning both technological advances and the improvement of life on earth than any politician ever has.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2026 06:33 AM (iMotb)

84 Right, I think after Cleveland we had Repubs McKinley, Roosevelt, and Taft, and then came Wilson (arrgh)
----------
Yes, that's correct.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 13, 2026

***
So Cleveland was also the last Dem president of the 19th Century.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 13, 2026 06:34 AM (wzUl9)

85 I put cocount-almond mix in my go juice.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 13, 2026 06:34 AM (RIvkX)

86 My wife gets almond milk weekly, its horrible.
Tried it in coffee once, that didn't go well.
Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2026

***
As I said, it's okay for me. The horrifying thing is the price *without* Linda's coupons. $7.00 at Whole Paycheck for a quart of the stuff -- not even a half gallon or gallon, but a quart!

Of course their regular milk is horrifyingly priced too. When I go there I might buy one of their small "Under $5" loaves of bread -- half a loaf, one might say -- for the novelty. But we have a discount bakery outlet that sells the Dave's Killer Bread products, which run $5 or more even at Walmart, for $2.00, so I get my bread there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 13, 2026 06:38 AM (wzUl9)

87 Back in the '80s I met Sam Walton. He was a billionaire when there wasn't a lot of billionaires around. I met him and his wife. And let me tell you they were good, down to earth people Mr. Sam did not make a big deal about his money. He said that it was all on paper. (In other words he did not have billionaires of dollars laying around that he could jump into, it was all on paper). On his farm he drove around in his ten year old pick-up truck. And his favorite pass time was getting his dogs and going hunting. They were really very nice people.

Posted by: Case at June 13, 2026 06:38 AM (+zXtV)

88 I never thought to be asking such a question . . . but how much does Tesla or SpaceX stock go for?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 13, 2026 06:41 AM (wzUl9)

89 The very first episode of Disney's Zorro from 1959 or so is on Grit!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 13, 2026 06:43 AM (wzUl9)

90 Tesla 406
SpaceX 166

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 13, 2026 06:43 AM (cONmN)

91
Musk is less creepy than Bill Gates and less loathsome than Steve Jobs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2026 06:43 AM (rqNGS)

92 TSLA $406.00
SPCX $166.71

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 13, 2026 06:44 AM (RIvkX)

93 PowerLine funnies

https://tinyurl.com/mvaex2kh

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 13, 2026 06:44 AM (l26NL)

94 Almond butter is tasty stuff. Almond milk is the best tasting of all the various non-dairy milk products.

Some of those fake milk products are unpleasant tasting, others are vile. Bamnut is unpleasant. A certain brand sesame milk is vile and should be outlawed.

Posted by: 13times at June 13, 2026 06:44 AM (8TAz2)

95 Bernie Sanders is creepier than all of them. I've seen centipedes with less creep.

Posted by: fd at June 13, 2026 06:45 AM (vFG9F)

96 Tesla 406
SpaceX 166
Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 13, 2026

***
So it might be possible for the slightly-above-average person to buy, say, 10 shares, if they sold them in such small lots.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 13, 2026 06:45 AM (wzUl9)

97 83 I sometimes wonder if the average mind can grasp the enormity of Elon Musk's personal wealth.

And I sometimes wonder if Elon even cares about the amount, after a certain point.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2026 06:33 AM (iMotb)

It can fund more of his dreams.

Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 06:48 AM (6wpGE)

98
While it wasn't perfectly legible on the NBC Sports Bay Area broadcast, Roupp and Brubaker each appeared to have written "Genesis 9:13-15" on their hats.

__________

Clayton Kershaw I think started it. And good for them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2026 06:48 AM (rqNGS)

99
It's weird being on Eastern Time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2026 06:50 AM (rqNGS)

100 100

Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 06:50 AM (6wpGE)

101 While it wasn't perfectly legible on the NBC Sports Bay Area broadcast, Roupp and Brubaker each appeared to have written "Genesis 9:13-15" on their hats.

***
I had to look it up: God's promise to his people about the rainbow, and how He would never again send a flood to destroy all life.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 13, 2026 06:52 AM (wzUl9)

102 Time to get dressed and have some breakfast, and feed the furry thugs too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 13, 2026 06:53 AM (wzUl9)

103 I loved Zorro when I was invery early elementary school.

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2026 06:55 AM (Ia/+0)

104 You can't make everybody happy, but with some effort you can make everybody miserable.

The definition of socialism and communism...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2026 06:55 AM (l3cgK)

105 SPENCER PRATT SAYS HE HAS RECORDING WOULD MAKE EITHER BASS OR RAMAN ‘RESIGN IN SHAME’"

Not possible. The shame aint in 'em.

Posted by: fd at June 13, 2026 06:55 AM (vFG9F)

106 So it might be possible for the slightly-above-average person to buy, say, 10 shares, if they sold them in such small lots.
_-_
Yep. Just need an online trading account with cash in it, and you can enter the order yourself.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 13, 2026 06:57 AM (cONmN)

107 55 So, on the topic on Elon Musk: How much cost savings did we actually get from DOGE, long term? Looks like there was a substantial gain by identifying fraud....
Kinda feels like the whole country is being looted.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 13, 2026 06:15 AM (cONmN)

Fraud, and rumors of fraud.

Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 06:57 AM (6wpGE)

108 106 So it might be possible for the slightly-above-average person to buy, say, 10 shares, if they sold them in such small lots.
_-_
Yep. Just need an online trading account with cash in it, and you can enter the order yourself.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 13, 2026 06:57 AM (cONmN)

21
Nikita Bier retweeted
High
@Hightv
Jun 12
Wait a second, you can now trade $SPCX on 𝕏?!
Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 05:00 AM (6wpGE)

Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 06:58 AM (6wpGE)

109 Elon Musk retweeted
Nic Cruz Patane
@niccruzpatane
19h
Very inspiring words from Elon Musk today:

"I always think about this. There are always problems on earth. There’s always things that we wish to be better, that we want to solve on Earth, and we should solve them. But there there also has to be things that get you excited about the future — that make you glad to wake up in the morning, because you can’t wait to see what happens next.

That’s the future @SpaceX wants to bring to you."

Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 07:01 AM (6wpGE)

110 Same self serving pap about SpaceX from Musk as any Democrat commie crap weasel.

Posted by: Accomack at June 13, 2026 07:03 AM (8jVAy)

111 I loved Zorro when I was invery early elementary school.
Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2026

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As did I. Marx had one of their multi-piece playsets, and they or another company sold a mounted Zorro figure with his black cape molded to flow out behind him.

Looking at the shows now, they are well done. Guy Williams had charisma to burn. And they were half-hour shows; so the production did them like old-time serials, with the same antagonist and storyline carried over several episodes. Each storyline thus had a chance to be developed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 13, 2026 07:10 AM (wzUl9)

112 I just saw a bluebird while on my walk. How pretty!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2026 07:20 AM (6jy2V)

113 So it might be possible for the slightly-above-average person to buy, say, 10 shares, if they sold them in such small lots.
_-_
Yep. Just need an online trading account with cash in it, and you can enter the order yourself.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 13, 2026

***
Once I move and get settled, that might be a fun thing to do.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 13, 2026 07:23 AM (wzUl9)

114 "That’s the future @SpaceX wants to bring to you."

Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 07:01 AM (6wpGE)

Will there be hot chicks in shiny, metallic bodysuits?

Because that's the future I was promised.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 13, 2026 07:26 AM (dK+Kv)

115 "Will there be hot chicks in shiny, metallic bodysuits?"

Don't forget the purple hair!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2026 07:28 AM (iMotb)

116 Determine to start getting rid of scrap metal here.
See how 1st round goes soon.

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2026 07:34 AM (Ia/+0)

117 Policeman prays with couple he had pulled over Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/5n7rynua

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2026 07:39 AM (rZCVI)

118
At least 4 large trees down on the road to the cabin, plus neighbor's.

Chainsaw weekend.

Posted by: Auspex at June 13, 2026 07:40 AM (Y8DZL)

119 117 Policeman prays with couple he had pulled over Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/5n7rynua

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2026 07:39 AM (rZCVI)

This is Dallas...I hope the cop doesn't get punished for it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2026 07:40 AM (l3cgK)

120 118
At least 4 large trees down on the road to the cabin, plus neighbor's.

Chainsaw weekend.

Posted by: Auspex at June 13, 2026 07:40 AM (Y8DZL)

If this was in Texas, it could be a Texas Chainsaw Massacre...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2026 07:41 AM (l3cgK)

121 This note is to WeirdDave from the ONT. I thought I was the only person on earth to know the Rodeo Song. Funny story. We played it at our redneck wedding and sang it to each other. Good times 40 years ago next month. Loved your thread title.

Posted by: Jaimo at June 13, 2026 07:42 AM (sOA7y)

122 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at June 13, 2026 07:42 AM (rpara)

123 I was able to buy 5 shares of SpaceX yesterday on the Schwab app. Of course not at ipo. I managed to lose $3 so far.

Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2026 07:43 AM (NlEaG)

124 If a successful business person takes you aside and tells you to invest in a company you might want to listen to them. You may not have a lot of money at the time but you have to start somewhere. This is how I bought my retirement home. Paid cash for it. Let your money work for you.

Posted by: Case at June 13, 2026 07:47 AM (+zXtV)

125 You can buy a single share through Robin Hood

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 13, 2026 07:50 AM (7T8ei)

126 I would hope that some of the.methods and findings of the DOGE effort got transferred to J D Vance's anti fraud initiative.

Posted by: Bigsmith at June 13, 2026 07:59 AM (kKdLx)

127 If a successful business person takes you aside and tells you to invest in a company you might want to listen to them.

I want to say one word to you - just one word: "plastics"

Posted by: Mr. McGuire at June 13, 2026 08:05 AM (HjaZ4)

128 Hunter Biden goes on Gavin Newsom's podcast.

Guy who screws his wife's best friend interviews guy who screws his brother's widow.

Skankathon.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 13, 2026 08:06 AM (RIvkX)

129 Nikita Bier is in downtown NYC (where the stock exchange is).

Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 08:08 AM (6wpGE)

130 *best friend's wife

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 13, 2026 08:11 AM (RIvkX)

131 128 Hunter Biden goes on Gavin Newsom's podcast.

Guy who screws his wife's best friend interviews guy who screws his brother's widow.

Skankathon.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 13, 2026 08:06 AM (RIvkX)

They seem nice.

Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 08:14 AM (6wpGE)

132 Bernie Sanders is the kind of guy who would demand half ownership in a lemonade stand and then ban lemons.

Posted by: fd at June 13, 2026 08:17 AM (vFG9F)

133 We've got to stand up to the Big Lemon oligarchy!

Posted by: Burny at June 13, 2026 08:23 AM (rpara)

134 Nood

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 13, 2026 08:37 AM (RIvkX)

135 "No Moa"
"No Moa"
"Can't get no Moa"
"Can't get 'em"
"Done et 'em"

Posted by: Bob at June 13, 2026 08:53 AM (3CNi3)

136 dBase has finally been debased

We were rather entertained by a recent blog post on "Delphi Nightmares" mourning the passing of the online store for the dBase website: dBase: 1979-2026. When the post went up, the online shop at store.dbase.com was still online, but since the post was shared on Hacker News yesterday, even that has gone. One could say that after 47 years, dBase has finally been debased.

Posted by: SMOD at June 13, 2026 01:52 PM (O7XEN)

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