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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2026 09:59 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: mindful webworker - specially relative at June 12, 2026 10:00 PM (32Bdv)
Elon sure isn't into the trapping of wealth and opulence and all that like so many other billionaires. He just sees money as the means to an end, and that's gettting humanity untied from this third rock.
His ambition may be to be god-emperor of Mars one day, but that would just be sort of trophy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (
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We are blessed to have him and Trump at the same time.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 10:00 PM (P4ocI)
Posted by: Accomack at June 12, 2026 10:01 PM (8jVAy)
Posted by: mindful webworker - using special corgi whistle at June 12, 2026 10:01 PM (32Bdv)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 12, 2026 10:02 PM (SKC9R)
Posted by: I left my real nic in my other pair of pants at June 12, 2026 10:02 PM (xRN0Z)
FONT is the best ONT!
A FONT of wisdom and content!
Greetings everyone!!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 12, 2026 10:03 PM (QGaXH)
372 Once a dinosaur, always a dinosaur.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2026 09:48 PM
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You rang?
Posted by: TRex - OG dino at June 12, 2026 09:50 PM (cCn4/)
I heard a rumor that you took one of those online tests to find your spirit animal. Is it true that it came back "extinct"?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2026 09:58 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2026 10:04 PM (qx7Zg)
Katy Perry sang the anthem. Wore some obscenely ugly dress. Justine Trudeau is there with her. Gay.
The pedo Bill Gates is there. As is Marco Rubio.
Posted by: World Cup Report at June 12, 2026 10:04 PM (/CkK4)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2026 10:04 PM (ZOv7s)
Leave for Babylon DC tomorrow morning. Meh. Had a very nice time up here in Amish Country. Quiet. I love the quiet.
Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 12, 2026 10:06 PM (bfy6w)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 10:06 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 12, 2026 10:06 PM (rqNGS)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 12, 2026 10:06 PM (Ocvdq)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 12, 2026 10:06 PM (IG3/x)
1) No more body and face hair - goodbye shaver!
2) You become a master pizza chef
3) 20 dollars
or I'll take 3 of the 20 dollars.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2026 10:07 PM (qx7Zg)
It's like Sidney Crosby and LeBron James had 22 babies that whined and flopped continuously
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 12, 2026 10:07 PM (gpQ8/)
Posted by: mindful webworker - channeling MiladyJo at June 12, 2026 10:08 PM (32Bdv)
Don't take the blue pill in the middle.
Posted by: no no no no don't DO that! at June 12, 2026 10:08 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2026 10:08 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 12, 2026 10:08 PM (kNpNa)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 12, 2026 10:09 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2026 10:09 PM (Cqx++)
And the blue pill.
And the yellow pill to give to my chosen blue-pill girl.
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2026 10:09 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2026 10:09 PM (qx7Zg)
don't have to sleep (as long as sleep is still permitted, just no longer required)
master pizza chef
water tastes and feels like your favorite drink
Posted by: RandomDave at June 12, 2026 10:10 PM (TcMLU)
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2026 10:10 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 12, 2026 10:10 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2026 10:10 PM (u/oMr)
Make it sporting. Put them on ATVs.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 10:11 PM (Riz8t)
His ambition may be to be god-emperor of Mars one day, but that would just be sort of trophy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
I give him credit. If I was worth a trillion every friday would be "spend a million and act like a fucking retard" day.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2026 10:11 PM (snZF9)
Thankfully the protocol that I am currently on doesn't cause those side effects.
The shop where I send my pieces to be finished has a cut-off date for stocking finishing of September 1st, so Niko's stock8ng will be ready to hang with the rest of the family's stockings this Christmas! 🎄🎄🎄
It's not quite as elaborate as the ones that I made for other family members, but when I got my initial diagnosis I didn't think I would be around/able to make a complicated stocking in time for him.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 12, 2026 10:11 PM (Ocvdq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2026 10:11 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Methos at June 12, 2026 10:13 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Joemarine at June 12, 2026 10:13 PM (y171U)
Posted by: mindful webworker - She has a future. at June 12, 2026 10:14 PM (32Bdv)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 12, 2026 10:14 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 12, 2026 10:06 PM (IG3/x)
Yeah, I guess. It's okay so long as they keep it in the Lower 48.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 10:14 PM (bl07w)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2026 10:14 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 12, 2026 10:15 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 12, 2026 10:11 PM (Ocvdq)
That reminds me I need to start working on knitting a stocking for the grandboy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 10:15 PM (bl07w)
2- master pizza chef
3- don't need to sleep
I'll be too busy making killer pizza and drinking bourbon to frigging sleep.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2026 10:16 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
I give him credit. If I was worth a trillion every friday would be "spend a million and act like a fucking retard" day.
Posted by: Berserker
I'm halfway there!
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2026 10:11 PM (snZF9)
Well, we already have the retard part figured out...
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 10:16 PM (bl07w)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2026 10:17 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2026 10:17 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 12, 2026 10:17 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 10:18 PM (G3T/K)
Posted by: Methos
Red+Yellow = only for Sphinx Cat Aficionados.
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2026 10:18 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 12, 2026 10:09 PM (uTEOj)
Don't sweat it, kid. You got friends here. I ain't got nothin' to say tonight and I don't have any friends.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2026 10:18 PM (1Ff7Z)
I take $20 three times. Everything else is just deceit wrapped up with a bow.
Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2026 10:18 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Braenyard
This story shall the good man teach his son,
And Elon and Donald shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be rememberèd—
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in America now abed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon the Elon-Donald era.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 12, 2026 10:19 PM (SKC9R)
Posted by: Joemarine at June 12, 2026 10:13 PM (y171U)
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Wait, you mean we could have killed drug lords and cartel bosses this whole time?
We live in an age of marvels.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2026 10:19 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: RandomDave at June 12, 2026 10:19 PM (TcMLU)
Went on CBS Morning today and said his son Carmelo was tried "by an all white jury."
This is known to lawyers by the technical term "Bullzh*t!!!"
There was 1 Asian on the trial jury (i.e., not alternates), and 2 other jurors of Indian background (i.e., from India).*
I'm pretty sure that none of those 3 jurors identify as "white." Carmelo's Dad RE-ASSIGNED them to an ethnic/racial background that supported his argument .
I know you're as shocked as I that Carmelo's Dad lied, i.e., I'm not shocked at all. You?
* (I realize that India is in Asia, but that's how Breitbart described the jury.)
Posted by: mnw at June 12, 2026 10:19 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2026 10:19 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 10:19 PM (bl07w)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2026 10:17 PM (viF8m)
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He does look baked.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2026 10:20 PM (ZOv7s)
I spent too much time, love, and money on all of those to have them go to someone who apparently doesn't possess the sentimentality gene.
SIL#1 is a dear man, but he is a little bit on the spectrum....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 12, 2026 10:20 PM (Ocvdq)
Back in HS, I was a Latin Nerd and participated in our local, regional, state, and national competitions. In one of them, I was talked into submitting an entry for the art competition.
I did a sketch of the Greek fleet on its way to Troy.
I got dinged because the experts, while appreciating my compositional talent, balked at my renditions of masted and sailed ships. Said they were historickally inaccurate.
Feh.
I spent the rest of the competition trying to pick up hot, nerdy chicks, of whom there were not a few.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 10:20 PM (fBXgl)
Posted by: RandomDave
Tourists looking for the penguins?
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2026 10:20 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2026 10:14 PM (qx7Zg)
They run the Arugula rackets.
Posted by: Joemarine at June 12, 2026 10:20 PM (y171U)
Glad you got that stocking done! Tomorrow, Cheesecake, maybe!
Posted by: KT at June 12, 2026 10:20 PM (rdeQO)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2026 10:17 PM (viF8m)
That looked kinda like the rotating sushi bar for the orca, if you ask me.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 10:20 PM (bl07w)
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So the weathermen were wrong.
No El Nino this year after all.
Posted by: Methos at June 12, 2026 10:21 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: RandomDave at June 12, 2026 10:19 PM (TcMLU)
Mosquitos, biting black flies, and old tourists driving rented Winnebagos on the highways.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 10:21 PM (bl07w)
Hot, nerdy girls are the best, especially when they pull their glasses down and say "molecules".
Posted by: Archimedes at June 12, 2026 10:22 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 10:20 PM (fBXgl)
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I would have spent the entirety of the competition doing that.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2026 10:22 PM (ZOv7s)
I would have gone with Dot Indians.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 12, 2026 10:22 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: RandomDave at June 12, 2026 10:22 PM (TcMLU)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 12, 2026 10:23 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: pookysgirl has many toy pianos at June 12, 2026 10:23 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: RandomDave at June 12, 2026 10:22 PM (TcMLU)
So long as you aren't in Anchorage, most folks look at liberals and then point and laugh.
We do still have stinky hippies up here, but they stay pretty much in Homer or Girdwood, and they are easily spotted from a distance and avoided.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 10:24 PM (bl07w)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Born in Butte America at June 12, 2026 10:24 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 10:20 PM (bl07w)
It was obviously saying, "I'll take that one, and that one, and that one... oooh! That one for sure!"
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2026 10:24 PM (1Ff7Z)
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They're both very useful letters,
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2026 10:24 PM (u/oMr)
Or maybe just Hobbes. Dunno.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 12, 2026 10:25 PM (SKC9R)
One of my favorite animals. I envy you getting to see them all the time.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2026 10:25 PM (viF8m)
I have three of my four kitties surrounding me this evening.
Kinda eerie.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 10:26 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Eromero at June 12, 2026 10:26 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Born in Butte America at June 12, 2026 10:24 PM (0aYVJ)
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My kids said I had the grill of Theseus. I bought it 20 years ago and had to replace the grill and the burners, both more than once. Also the hose assembly. The only original part was the shell and finally that rusted through. They were sad.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2026 10:27 PM (ZOv7s)
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They're both very useful letters,
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2026 10:24 PM (u/oMr)
Well, without W, waffles would be just awful.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 10:27 PM (bl07w)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - at June 12, 2026 10:20 PM (Ocvdq)
Hand made quilts, afgans, etc. should be cherished by those who receive them as gifts.
Posted by: Joemarine at June 12, 2026 10:27 PM (y171U)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 10:14 PM (bl07w)
Right. And as long as it's over by hockey season.
Hockey is another low-scoring game, but the players occasionally beating the shit out of each other makes it less boring than soccer.
Soccer only gets exciting when the fans riot.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 12, 2026 10:27 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 12, 2026 10:23 PM (CHHv1)
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Purely by chance, the Sunday Morning Book Thread is brought to you by the letters "W" and "E."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 10:27 PM (gnNyN)
Kinda eerie.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 10:26 PM (gnNyN)
And the fourth is?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2026 10:27 PM (1Ff7Z)
Or maybe just Hobbes. Dunno.
Posted by: Tonypete
I solved the problem by chopping the ship up with my grandfather's axe.
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)
I have three of my four kitties surrounding me this evening.
Kinda eerie.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 10:26 PM (gnNyN)
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That's creepy as hell. FOUR cats?!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2026 10:27 PM (ZOv7s)
I would have spent the entirety of the competition doing that.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2026 10:22 PM (ZOv7s)
Well, on that particular trip, when we stopped over in NYC, my teacher had cause to heave my bag over into a corner. He said, "Damn, Robbo, that thing's heavy! Got your booze in there or something?"
As a matter of fact......
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 10:27 PM (fBXgl)
Went on CBS Morning today and said his son Carmelo was tried "by an all white jury."
Well, if no black people show up to be picked for a jury, that's what you get. McKinney isn't exactly a bastion of black people.
If your son hadn't brought a knife to a track meet and then decided to use it to prove what a "man" he was, he wouldn't be in jail for the next 35 years.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 12, 2026 10:28 PM (Ocvdq)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 12, 2026 10:29 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 12, 2026 10:27 PM (IG3/x)
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Did you hear about the fight that was interrupted when a hockey game broke out?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2026 10:29 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
I thought there was black peepo, but they all got out of it by saying things like "I couldn't bear to put a brother behind bars."
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2026 10:29 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: davidt at June 12, 2026 10:29 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Joemarine at June 12, 2026 10:27 PM (y171U)
Spent months sewing and quilting a king size quilt for my mom and dad for their 50th anniversary. Mom immediately put it on a shelf in the linen closet, from whence it did not emerge until we cleaned out the house after they died.
I have it on the bed in the camper now.
No accounting for taste, or even gratitude, I suppose.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 10:30 PM (bl07w)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2026 10:27 PM (ZOv7s)
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Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat in the world) must be the mastermind who has sent forth her minions to distract me with these three cuddly cuties and keep me from interfering with her plans for world domination.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 10:30 PM (gnNyN)
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Another tragic tale of the murder-to-prison pipeline that so disproportionately traps black males.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2026 10:31 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2026 10:29 PM (VHUov)
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Dave Barry: "Our constitution also gives us the right to a trial by a jury of 12 people too stupid to get out of jury duty."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2026 10:31 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2026 10:31 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
I thought there was black peepo, but they all got out of it by saying things like "I couldn't bear to put a brother behind bars."
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2026 10:29 PM (VHUov)
I suspect no black person wanted to be on that jury, since they all knew he was guilty as fuck and they didn't want to be ostracized or maybe snuffed out when the rest of their brethren determined they did the right thing.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 10:32 PM (bl07w)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
FWIW I have an Orbea in 8mm Lebel and two Euskaro revolvers built by Trocaola Aranzabal y Cia (who took up the Euskaro patent after Orbea Hermanos renounced it). One in .44 Russian, the Spanish service revolver round, and the other in .455 made for the British in WWI.
Check your Orbea in .32 Long since the French ordered a metric buttload of those in 8mm Lebel revolver and Orbea was pretty negligent in labeling them. Mine I bought in .32 long that is actually an 8mm Lebel.
Wolff Gunsprings has replacement springs if you find your Spanish springs are brittle by the way.
The Spanish revolvers are a lot of fun. They simplified the S&W design, and handfitted everything so they need a competent gunsmith, but no one understands the cartridge designation and there is a lot of fear of the soft steel.
I can get you some online sources for Spanish pistols if you are interested.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2026 10:32 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 10:30 PM (gnNyN)
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Do you scoop the litter boxes with a front-end loader? Just use a gravel pit?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2026 10:33 PM (ZOv7s)
We do still have stinky hippies up here, but they stay pretty much in Homer or Girdwood, and they are easily spotted from a distance and avoided.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 10:24 PM (bl07w)
TCN, years ago I did some fishing in Katmai Park. Local staff seemed to be of the opinion that so long as there was weed, all was well.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 10:33 PM (fBXgl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2026 10:10 PM
Cogito, ergo spud.
I think, therefore I yam.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 10:33 PM (Wnv9h)
That made me get interested in the Falcon Heavy's payload. It can get about 70 tons to LEO in the fully expendable configuration down to 55 tons in the fully reusable config, where boosters and core come back home.
In the fully expendable config, it can throw 18.5 tons to Mars.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 12, 2026 10:33 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 10:30 PM (gnNyN)
Or, she's hacking up a hairball in yours slippers.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2026 10:33 PM (1Ff7Z)
Paris Hilton looking good,
Posted by: World Cup Report at June 12, 2026 10:33 PM (/CkK4)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 12, 2026 10:34 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 10:34 PM (bl07w)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 12, 2026 10:34 PM (glnUu)
Watching "Sesame Street" for me was like watching Swedish television.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 12, 2026 10:34 PM (CHHv1)
No accounting for taste, or even gratitude, I suppose.
Posted by: tcn in AK
My Mom was a prolific quilter - along with many others, she made one for each of her eight kids. When she passed we all brought them to her funeral service and placed them on her casket in such a fashion that all had a part displayed. I like to think she was happy we did that.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 12, 2026 10:35 PM (SKC9R)
1) No more body and face hair - goodbye shaver!
2) You become a master pizza chef
3) 20 dollars
or I'll take 3 of the 20 dollars.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2026 10:07 PM (qx7Zg)
I'd take the green, blue, and gold. Talking to cats could be super power, if you could convince them to do things...
"Fluffy, kill!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2026 10:35 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: World Cup Report at June 12, 2026 10:36 PM (/CkK4)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2026 10:33 PM (1Ff7Z)
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Wouldn't be the first time...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 10:36 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2026 10:36 PM (wVcYX)
Paris Hilton looking good,
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Ben Stiller would have gone but he didn't want to have to navigate around all the passed-out homeless people.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2026 10:36 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2026 10:31 PM (u/oMr)
Especially if your mother gives you a fuckwitted pseudoname like "Karmelo". One strike against you at the moment of birth does not augur well for a long and productive life.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 12, 2026 10:36 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 10:33 PM (fBXgl)
I gotta say, since they legalized that skunk shit, driving has become an adventure.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 10:37 PM (bl07w)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 12, 2026 10:34 PM (CHHv1)
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So what was watching the Swedish Chef on the Muppet Show like?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 10:37 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: pookysgirl, heading to the kitchen yet again at June 12, 2026 10:37 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 10:34 PM (bl07w)
Keep your balks clean.
Keep a firm grip on the shaft.
Put it in the hole.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2026 10:37 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 12, 2026 10:38 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: World Cup Report at June 12, 2026 10:38 PM (/CkK4)
Posted by: Joemarine at June 12, 2026 10:27 PM
The afghan my mom made me for my HS graduation present is still on my bed every winter. I graduated from HS in 1974.
Posted by: huerfano at June 12, 2026 10:38 PM (VJX5o)
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I've thought about what to say that would stir up the court and get me out of jury duty. It would be: "You need to convict someone to make the crime go away and this guy looks the part. He will do."
Posted by: clarence at June 12, 2026 10:38 PM (quqLE)
Went on CBS Morning today and said his son Carmelo was tried "by an all white jury."
This is known to lawyers by the technical term "Bullzh*t!!!"
There was 1 Asian on the trial jury (i.e., not alternates), and 2 other jurors of Indian background (i.e., from India).*
I'm pretty sure that none of those 3 jurors identify as "white." Carmelo's Dad RE-ASSIGNED them to an ethnic/racial background that supported his argument .
I know you're as shocked as I that Carmelo's Dad lied, i.e., I'm not shocked at all. You?
* (I realize that India is in Asia, but that's how Breitbart described the jury.)
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This is why all hell is going to break loose.
Free speech and free lies are not the same thing.
And promoting it (not correcting the lie on air) is incitement. Law better tighten it up or it will not be pretty for anyone.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 10:39 PM (P4ocI)
3-1
20 mins left
Posted by: World Cup Report at June 12, 2026 10:38 PM (/CkK4)
We are all on the edges of our seats, I'm sure.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 10:39 PM (bl07w)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 10:34 PM (bl07w)
I bet.
I don't play golf myself, but it's gotta be weird for visitors here. "What do you mean our tee time is at 11:30 PM?"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 12, 2026 10:39 PM (IG3/x)
3-1
20 mins left
Posted by: World Cup Report at June 12, 2026 10:38 PM (/CkK4)
If there's extra time in the tournament, does the cup runneth over?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2026 10:39 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: clarence at June 12, 2026 10:38 PM (quqLE)
My dad suggested: Your honor, I have no problem serving on this jury, but, just so I can let my wife know, how long is it going to take to hang this bastard?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 10:40 PM (bl07w)
Posted by: tcn in AK
New Mexico: Before legal weed the standing cultural norm was you had up to 30 seconds after the traffic light turned red to blow through it. Weed has extended that up to 45 seconds.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 12, 2026 10:41 PM (glnUu)
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Sir, this is an insurance dispute.
Posted by: The Judge at June 12, 2026 10:41 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 12, 2026 10:34 PM (CHHv1)
I really do not remember how TV worked back when I was a kid, in regards to cable and whatnot. All I know is some of my friends were able to watch Sesame Street, as well as reruns of Star Trek, The Addams Family, and Gilligan's Island.
But, Sesame Street sucked. Dad and we kids watched The Muppet Show, and loved it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Born in Butte, America at June 12, 2026 10:42 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 10:33 PM (fBXgl)
I gotta say, since they legalized that skunk shit, driving has become an adventure.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 10:37 PM (bl07w)
Ya, back in the day the teen bush pilots who took us in and out were "trips" unto themselves. One of those bastards almost killed my father when he forgot to put down his flaps on take-off on a lake and cartwheeled into a swamp.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 10:43 PM (fBXgl)
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2026 10:43 PM (ZxPkt)
Some Andrew McCarthy shots I liked:
t.ly/XgBij
That will be the fate of our solar system in around 6 billion years (although complex life like us has only around 1 billion, if that, left).
And Jupiter:
t.ly/RcwNa
Bonus points if you can name that moon. Note how Jupiter is noticeably oblate, squashed at the poles from the high rotation.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 12, 2026 10:43 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
If the games are in the USA, I'm sure you'll hear "Tonight's Injury Time is brought to you by Band-Aid brand bandages. They're more than you'll ever need for a wussy soccer boo-boo."
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2026 10:44 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: World Cup Report at June 12, 2026 10:44 PM (/CkK4)
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2026 10:44 PM (GseMx)
Soccer only gets exciting when the fans riot.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 12, 2026 10:27 PM (IG3/x)
Hockey is nowhere near as low-scoring as soccer, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2026 10:44 PM (1z8ji)
>>Went on CBS Morning today and said his son Carmelo was tried "by an all white jury."
Everyone has black fatigue, even those who don't admit it.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2026 10:44 PM (viF8m)
Free speech and free lies are not the same thing.
And promoting it (not correcting the lie on air) is incitement. Law better tighten it up or it will not be pretty for anyone.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 10:39 PM (P4ocI)
At this point I'm thinking just let it happen. There needs to be a great war of good verses evil, because if not, people's grandkids will surely grow up surrounded by evil. We're long overdue. There needs to be a great culling of assholes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2026 10:44 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 10:46 PM (ndZc7)
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Sir, this is an insurance dispute.
Posted by: The Judge at June 12, 2026 10:41 PM (u/oMr)
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With respect, you haven't answered my question, Your Honor.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 10:46 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Near the top of the list of things I truly hate, weed is one. Nasty stuff. And far worse now than when I was in college. What they have done to juice the drug makes what the cigarette companies look tame.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2026 10:47 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2026 10:47 PM (wVcYX)
I think, therefore I yam.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 10:33 PM (Wnv9h)p
AND THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE YAMS ARE ACTUALLY DIOSCOREA GENUS!
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBURGER at June 12, 2026 10:47 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2026 10:44 PM (snZF9)
Couldn't agree more, mate.
Posted by: Ray Shoesmith at June 12, 2026 10:47 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2026 10:32 PM (rbvCR)
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Thanks for the info. Mine has .32 Long on it and the barrel says "The best cartridge is the American cartridge that fits best."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2026 10:48 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 12, 2026 10:48 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
If the games are in the USA, I'm sure you'll hear "Tonight's Injury Time is brought to you by Band-Aid brand bandages. They're more than you'll ever need for a wussy soccer boo-boo."
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2026 10:44 PM (VHUov)
This is America. I want to see them advertise grizzly bears to deal with the boo-boos.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2026 10:48 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 10:40 PM (bl07w)
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I told Mrs. F. what to say to get out of it last year but she was down for it. Punched a big hole in my schedule but she scored the conviction.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2026 10:48 PM (RIvkX)
I can get you some online sources for Spanish pistols if you are interested.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2026 10:32 PM (rbvCR)
Not a revolver, but I have an Eibar Ruby .32 ACP pistol, made by Anitua, et Hermanos, or something close to that. It is a nice shooter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2026 10:48 PM (1z8ji)
Free speech and free lies are not the same thing.
And promoting it (not correcting the lie on air) is incitement. Law better tighten it up or it will not be pretty for anyone.
It's what they want.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 12, 2026 10:49 PM (0GyNw)
Posted by: Ray Shoesmith at June 12, 2026 10:47 PM (TbWk/)
You know why people are assholes is because people let them be assholes.
Man I loved that show. It ended too soon.
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2026 10:49 PM (GseMx)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Born in Butte, America at June 12, 2026 10:50 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2026 10:50 PM (ZVgZ4)
But, Sesame Street sucked. Dad and we kids watched The Muppet Show, and loved it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Born in Butte, America at June 12, 2026 10:42 PM (0aYVJ)
Everybody had roof antennae thingys.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2026 10:50 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2026 10:48 PM (1z8ji)
So was their other one, the Jack Ruby.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2026 10:51 PM (1Ff7Z)
Soccer only gets exciting when the fans riot.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Hockey is nowhere near as low-scoring as soccer, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
There are three kinds of spectator sports.
Slow plodding affairs where you can discuss the strategy for 90% of the playing time and not miss anything that happens. MLB and NFL.
Exciting run-and-gun contests where you can't take your eyes off the game. NHL, and NBA before the last two minutes.
Solomonian baby-splitters that have too much going on to talk about but not enough going on to keep you interested. Soccer, WNBA, soccer, the last two minutes of the NBA, and soccer.
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2026 10:51 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2026 10:51 PM (GseMx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2026 10:48 PM (1z8ji)
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I intend to get a Ruby at some point. Very close several times, but always thwarted. Someday.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2026 10:51 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2026 10:47 PM (2WIwB)
The Dee Cee metro reeks of it these days, far more than it ever used to. I shower when I get home in the evening. I wish I could when I get into the office in the morning.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 10:52 PM (fBXgl)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 12, 2026 10:52 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: clarence
The only time I was ever called to serve I was excused after I informed the court that the defense counsel was my former father in law.
"Get outta here you knucklehead."
Posted by: Tonypete at June 12, 2026 10:53 PM (SKC9R)
Posted by: Lirio100 at June 12, 2026 10:53 PM (ky7/T)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2026 10:54 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Lirio100 at June 12, 2026 10:53 PM (ky7/T)
You don't have to make afghans. Dubya imported thousands of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2026 10:55 PM (1z8ji)
Whatever, my point is this: live hockey is fun as hell.
Boise Steelheads. I need to see them next season.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Born in Butte, America at June 12, 2026 10:55 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: clarence
The only time I was ever called to serve I was excused after I informed the court that the defense counsel was my former father in law.
"Get outta here you knucklehead."
Posted by: Tonypete
What about using "I used to meet the defense lawyer's wife in room 6 at notell motel."
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 12, 2026 10:56 PM (glnUu)
"Get outta here you knucklehead."
Posted by: Tonypete
I've gotten the "selected for jury duty" letters, but they never needed enough jurors to actually ask me to report to the courthouse.
If they did, as I understand it, I'd get kicked out immediately.
"Mr. mikeski, what do you do for a living?"
"I'm an engineer."
"Fuck! A being of pure logic! Your Honor, get this Vulcan such-and-such off my jury panel!"
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2026 10:56 PM (VHUov)
Completely agree. I grew up playing hockey and I love the game. But it is way better watching it live than on tv.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2026 10:56 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2026 10:51 PM (VHUov)
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College football used to be the happy medium, back when commercials were at the mercy of normal stoppages of play. But then there were the TV timeouts.
That being said, rivalry games are next level. Back when Michigan State was firing on all cylinders (like 10 years ago), hosting Michigan was absolutely lit. Three hours of pure fury raging from the stands. Watching the Skunk Bears crumple under the pressure of the hate was a joy.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2026 10:57 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2026 10:58 PM (GseMx)
- Good thing they had 5 cameras there to record Leona.
- Good thing that carpenter thought to record himself putting random screw into two sistered joists at steep angle for no reason at all.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 12, 2026 10:58 PM (a3EF4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2026 10:59 PM (u82oZ)
"Mr. mikeski, what do you do for a living?"
"I'm an engineer."
"Fuck! A being of pure logic! Your Honor, get this Vulcan such-and-such off my jury panel!"
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2026 10:56 PM (VHUov)
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If only it were that easy. I know at one engineering professor (a rockstar in his field) who served as a foreman on a jury.
I served on the grand jury that sent his case to trial.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 10:59 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2026 10:55 PM (1z8ji)
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Mark Steyn for years has pointed out that Dubya's method of waging war was to invite the enemy to come on in. In 1941, he wouldn't have put the Japanese in camps but instead sent ferries to bring more of them in.
What the hell was that asshole thinking?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2026 10:59 PM (ZOv7s)
Nevery understood how a crocheted or knit blanket got that name.
Posted by: Lirio100 at June 12, 2026 11:00 PM (ky7/T)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Born in Butte, America at June 12, 2026 10:55 PM (0aYVJ)
Maybe, I dunno. But if Ol' Robbo were ever Emperor, I would decree that no hockey would be played south of the Mason/Dixon Line. It just ain't right.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 11:00 PM (fBXgl)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2026 11:00 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: polynikes at June 12, 2026 10:58 PM (GseMx)
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It's a good comment.
I love this comment.
TO POOP ON!
Posted by: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at June 12, 2026 11:00 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Let's not be hasty about v this
Posted by: Jim Harbaugh, Asshole at June 12, 2026 11:01 PM (gpQ8/)
I don't need to sleep, which is gonna come in handy when I'm talking to cats while making all those gourmet pizzas.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 12, 2026 11:01 PM (g/QcK)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 12, 2026 10:58 PM (a3EF4)
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Yeah, that was totally fake. Like the moment your junk came under the slightest pressure you wouldn't have stopped.
"LOL, I just have a huge package thrust into me work!"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2026 11:01 PM (ZOv7s)
Deciding who is on the list is very important. I want Rubio to decide.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2026 11:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: World Cup Report at June 12, 2026 11:02 PM (/CkK4)
Posted by: Reggie Dunlop at June 12, 2026 11:02 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Born in Butte, America at June 12, 2026 11:03 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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N i c e
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 11:05 PM (P4ocI)
Ask to be put on a jury. I was informed by the assignment guy in Fairfax County Va that asking to be put on a jury keeps you off the chosen list forever.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2026 11:05 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2026 11:05 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2026 10:59 PM (u82oZ)
Just keep repeating IMHOTEP over and over. They'll open the door for you.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2026 11:06 PM (snZF9)
I want to get to bed but the dog Ralphy is sleeping comfortably on my bed and my friends' cat Snowflake is resting by him head on his butt. Cute.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 12, 2026 11:07 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 11:05 PM (P4ocI)
I think the maker is Garate, Anitua, y Hermanos.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2026 11:07 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2026 11:07 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2026 11:07 PM (u82oZ)
Wait. Are you Microsoft BASIC?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 12, 2026 11:08 PM (kYmoU)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2026 11:09 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2026 11:09 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 11:00 PM (fBXgl)
*fist bump* I agree. Hockey is best in latitudes that have frozen ponds and lakes in the winter.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Born in Butte, America at June 12, 2026 11:09 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 12, 2026 11:10 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
How did you like driving the truck that paints the traffic lane stripes?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 12, 2026 11:10 PM (glnUu)
https://youtube.com/shorts/2lpKDD3vFec
I'm not sure how it would work with Minx.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2026 11:11 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at June 12, 2026 11:11 PM (xcxpd)
Elon sure isn't into the trapping of wealth and opulence and all that like so many other billionaires. He just sees money as the means to an end, and that's gettting humanity untied from this third rock.
His ambition may be to be god-emperor of Mars one day, but that would just be sort of trophy.
Posted by: publius
He is also determined to populate Mars with his own children.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2026 11:11 PM (/lPRQ)
Basically the Food Thread, without the venom. I learned all about sauces. The Swedish Chef knew his stuff.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 12, 2026 11:11 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2026 11:12 PM (VHUov)
His ambition may be to be god-emperor of Mars one day, but that would just be sort of trophy.
Posted by: publius
He is also determined to populate Mars with his own children.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2026 11:11 PM (/lPRQ)
The Golden Path.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 12, 2026 11:13 PM (mPXxA)
I was eventually excused because of life circumstances but it was a process. I was called one prevous time, forgot, showed up willing to send anyone to death row if we had one.
They don't ask you questions here. Call your name, look at you and accept or reject.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 12, 2026 11:13 PM (Sco7b)
What the hell was that asshole thinking?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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He wasn't thinking. He is of the body just as Obama is. They each play the role given to them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 11:14 PM (P4ocI)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 12, 2026 11:15 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Gotta pair it with the yellow one. Not to take the pill; as a gift.
"Stick with me, and you'll never have to shave your legs, or anywhere else, ever again."
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2026 11:16 PM (VHUov)
Elon will put his palace at Cydonia, and re-sculpt the Face on Mars into his own face.
And he'll have lots of scantily clad, if clad at all, concubines running around said palace. Maybe they'll be green.
Elon I, by the Grace of God, of the Planet Mars and his other Solar System Realms and Dominions, Emperor. Defender of the Speech.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 12, 2026 11:17 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 12, 2026 11:17 PM (Sco7b)
And added to, with Troy McClure, and Zap Brannigan.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Born in Butte, America at June 12, 2026 11:17 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: publius
He better get going. The national anthem's already 8 years old.
https://youtu.be/4rmBZOAyKAk
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2026 11:19 PM (VHUov)
TDS never sleeps.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 12, 2026 11:22 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 12, 2026 11:10 PM (glnUu)
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Coloring inside the lines is his strongest skill.
-Franpsycho's kindergarten teacher
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 12, 2026 11:22 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 11:23 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: raimondo at June 12, 2026 11:26 PM (tPec3)
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2026 11:26 PM (VHUov)
TDS never sleeps.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 12, 2026 11:22 PM (glnUu)
Have engineers evaluate the Kennedy Center. Find some fatal flaw, like asbestos in the ceiling tiles. Tear it down. Build Trump Center. win!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2026 11:27 PM (1z8ji)
"Who can tell me the capital of France?"
A student immediately replied,
"Why should I memorize it? My brain chip has Google."
The teacher smiled and pressed a button.
The student's internet disconnected
The student stood up and shouted,
"I HAVE FORGOTTEN MY OWN
NAME!"
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2026 11:27 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Rex B at June 12, 2026 11:27 PM (rgnea)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 12, 2026 11:27 PM (Sco7b)
Well, shoot I missed the moment. The Equation of Time zeroed around 8:30PM EDT, close to sunset here. I was expecting it to be closer to midnight.
Anyway, that means you can set your clock by the sun without correction (well to local mean time, you'd need to correct for longitude to get standard time zone time, plus DST nonsense).
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 12, 2026 11:28 PM (w6EFb)
I would have gone with Dot Indians.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
They prefer to be referred to as "Hindian".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2026 11:29 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2026 11:27 PM (1z8ji)
I like the Hank Johnson flaw - it's tipping over because the ground is moving.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2026 11:30 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
They prefer to be referred to as "Hindian".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Call Center, not Casino.
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2026 11:31 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Hindians and Indians, too logical for this hemisphere.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 11:34 PM (P4ocI)
TDS never sleeps.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
Should have pressure washed the wall before taking it down so the name would still be there.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2026 11:34 PM (/lPRQ)
Although I hope you can actually sleep if you wanted to sleep.
Sometimes you need a break from the world.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 12, 2026 11:36 PM (XV/Pl)
Drugs and alcohol
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 12, 2026 11:36 PM (CHHv1)
But I did serve three times including grand jury because I do believe strongly that if the good citizens with more than three brain cells to rub together don't serve, then the system collapses. Our mom used to impress upon us that it was part of our civic duty. She was right.
Posted by: Beverly at June 12, 2026 11:37 PM (reMys)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2026 10:48 PM (ZOv7s)
Spanish pistol designations are strange, I wound up with .44 Russian because the pistol said on the rib ".44 Smith and Wesson Cartridge" which is a really obsolete pistol cartridge, but I knew [buff my nails on my lapel] it was .44 Russian and no one else bidding did.
I am not so sure about the .32 Long, but I think it is the .32 S&W long. It was manufactured by National Company Santa Bárbara of Military Industries per Municion.org
municion.org/producto/32-smith-wesson-long/
Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2026 11:41 PM (rbvCR)
👉Astronomers Have Confirmed Uranus is Quietly Dying
Actually uses the your-anus pronunciation instead of urine-us. It is a weird world. Some interesting info even if it is AI narrated and images don't always fit the script.
👉🏼Found Out Who's Really Controlling Your Thoughts
Experimenting on left-brain right-brain differences with severed corpus collosum. Collosae? I'm of two minds about this research.
👉🏾The Biggest Scorpion That Ever Lived
Okay, I haven't actually watched this one yet. The thumbnail image is disturbing. Saving it for daylight.
Posted by: mindful webworker - we all are creatures with two brains at June 12, 2026 11:42 PM (32Bdv)
Texas is estimated to have more than 300 mosques and Islamic centers, with nearly 50 new mosques opening statewide in just the last 2 years, roughly 2 per month
This is Dallas, Texas:
https://tinyurl.com/36drnm57
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 11:51 PM (P4ocI)
Posted by: Braenyard
What's the difference between a "mosque" and an "Islamic center?"
Caliber?
Posted by: mikeski at June 12, 2026 11:52 PM (VHUov)
We give a damn if Detroit beat Chicago.
This is what the Euroweenirs don’t get:
Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 11:53 PM (77rzZ)
Poland announced that it will refuse to receive quota migrants under the pact’s “mandatory solidarity mechanism” and will also refuse to pay the EUR 20 000 fee per refused quota migrant that the EU will place on refusing states
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 11:53 PM (P4ocI)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at June 12, 2026 11:54 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2026 10:48 PM (1z8ji)
They made a metric buttload of those for teh French too, initially Gabilondo y Cia, but when they got overwhelmed they farmed manufacture out to every small arms maker in Eibar, Spain. Ruby is the type of pistol and Eibar is where it was made. Forgotten Weapons has a blog post on it all. Ian is great at pulling all the info together
https://tinyurl.com/mv55y96f
The French contracts are why Trocaola Aranzabal wound up making service revolvers for the British and the Italians. They were making some for the Guardia Civil, also
Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2026 11:54 PM (rbvCR)
Caliber?
Posted by: mikeski
--
A way to get around existing law.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 11:55 PM (P4ocI)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2026 10:48 PM (ZOv7s)
Are the cylinder chambers bored straight-through, so any .32 revolver cartridge, up to and including the .327 Federal Magnum, will fit?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 12, 2026 11:56 PM (rv0XX)
Purple: I like pizza and would use that skill daily and also make some money at it
Brown: Cats are expert stealthy killer assassins. I would get them to do my bidding after coming up with a pizza that cats would kill for.
Black: More time for masturbating, making pizza and plotting with my cat seal team.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 13, 2026 12:01 AM (THY4u)
They call it “controlled discipline” under Sharia law
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2026 12:05 AM (P4ocI)
Posted by: Azjaeger at June 13, 2026 12:05 AM (3/XaG)
All are necessary. But gadgets bore the hell out of me.
Posted by: Bulg at June 13, 2026 12:07 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at June 12, 2026 11:23 PM (77rzZ)
About damned time!
Good thing Mrs D is out tonight
Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2026 12:10 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 12, 2026 11:10 PM (glnUu)
When I worked on an ODOT survey crew as 'the guy who holds the philly rod and sticks in slope stakes' I envied the guys who drove the painting trucks. They were going somewhere else.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 13, 2026 12:11 AM (rbvCR)
****
edited for you.
Posted by: clarence at June 13, 2026 12:11 AM (quqLE)
Posted by: Bulg
--
May I suggest a woman. Possibly a woman companion or wife would help you clarify things.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2026 12:11 AM (P4ocI)
When I was done, I had enough excess meatballs left to drop an extra into each bag. Huzzah!
I look forward to sitting outside tomorrow and watching the grass grow.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 13, 2026 12:11 AM (rv0XX)
Wear a Malcolm X hat, or a MAGA sweatshirt.
Gone in 60 seconds.
Posted by: mnw at June 13, 2026 12:12 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2026 12:13 AM (l3cgK)
Wear a Malcolm X hat, or a MAGA sweatshirt.
Gone in 60 seconds.
Posted by: mnw at June 13, 2026 12:12 AM (RCjYY)
In some places, the latter might get you contempt in court by certain Hawaiian judges...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2026 12:14 AM (l3cgK)
Or the bottle rockets
Or the back deck to pee off
Being sent to your room is not the same as an adult
Posted by: Miklos, living and learing at June 13, 2026 12:14 AM (6VErX)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2026 12:14 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Bulg at June 13, 2026 12:15 AM (77rzZ)
They call it “controlled discipline” under Sharia law
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2026 12:05 AM (P4ocI)
***
How ironic.
We here at the 42nd St militia nave a controlled discipline response to those who insist upon sharia law in America.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2026 12:15 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
I plan to paint something and monitor progress
Posted by: Miklos, easlily entertained at June 13, 2026 12:16 AM (6VErX)
Wear a Malcolm X hat, or a MAGA sweatshirt.
Gone in 60 seconds.
Posted by: mnw at June 13, 2026 12:12 AM (RCjYY)
Fall asleep while waiting, especially if you snore loudly.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 13, 2026 12:16 AM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Azjaeger at June 13, 2026 12:16 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 12, 2026 11:56 PM (rv0XX)
I wouldn't load hot ammo in an old Spanish gun, the steel is soft and tends to stretch. This is really good for a flintlock musket, but not so good for a break-open S&W design.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 13, 2026 12:17 AM (rbvCR)
Caliber?
Posted by: mikeski
--
A way to get around existing law.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 11:55 PM (P4ocI)
***
The size of the arms room.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2026 12:17 AM (2WIwB)
SpaceX launches more rockets per year than everybody else combined, about 51% of all launched. As for American launched, it's about 82%.
SpaceX is making launches a regular thing, with the focus on reusing boosters. Elon is just about the only game in town for throwing stuff off the earth.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 13, 2026 12:17 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bulg at June 13, 2026 12:18 AM (77rzZ)
Why does everyone want to escape jury duty? American justice needs you.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2026 12:18 AM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Miklos, easlily entertained at June 13, 2026 12:16 AM (6VErX)
I made sauerkraut yesterday. I plan to make more tomorrow.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 13, 2026 12:19 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Bulg
If we were all geeks, none of us would be geeks.
Posted by: mikeski and/or Syndrome at June 13, 2026 12:21 AM (VHUov)
ERG. In England, a journalist went to a Muslim neighborhood to say that they are PEACEFUL
and after a while a band of Muslims appeared to tell them to leave because they were going to be killed☠️
Country destroyed by the 2030 agenda
https://tinyurl.com/4kejy4ff
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2026 12:21 AM (P4ocI)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 13, 2026 12:17 AM (w6EFb)
We went to the Evergreen Air museum in McMinnville today, and we went through both halls. They have a V-2 engine on display, and that puppy is made out of castings welded together.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 13, 2026 12:21 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2026 12:21 AM (1z8ji)
You can say Elon has done for launches what Henry Ford did for automobile production with the assembly line.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 13, 2026 12:21 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Kindltot
Sauerkraut in a day?
I need your kimchi recipe
Posted by: Miklos the Zymurgist at June 13, 2026 12:22 AM (6VErX)
Posted by: Bulg at June 13, 2026 12:15 AM (77rzZ)
A.very beautiful lady.
When I think Brit, my loins turn of Rhona Mitra.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2026 12:22 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
I could say something about Darleen
Posted by: Miklos declines out of a prudent desire for self preservation at June 13, 2026 12:24 AM (6VErX)
If it ain't cloudy or hazy, give it a little time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 13, 2026 12:25 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 13, 2026 12:25 AM (w6EFb)
The long Northern twilight kind of washes out the sky. I expect Mercury will set before the sky is dark enough for it to be seen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2026 12:27 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Bulg at June 13, 2026 12:27 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 13, 2026 12:28 AM (6VErX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2026 12:29 AM (edUvp)
It's not every favorable alignment here in the northern hemisphere for the new few elongation cycles anyway. Much better in the Southern.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 13, 2026 12:30 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Jeez.
Who wants to stand around drinking wine in the laundry room?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2026 12:30 AM (2WIwB)
"If none, click skip"
Not sure if Skip is cool with this approach
Posted by: Friends of Skip Breakfast Club at June 13, 2026 12:30 AM (6VErX)
At latitudes above Seattle, true astronomical night is about 2 hours or less now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 13, 2026 12:31 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2026 12:29 AM (edUvp)
Prediction: Tren de Aragua will be finished before Cali's high-speed rail is.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2026 12:31 AM (1z8ji)
I need your kimchi recipe
Posted by: Miklos the Zymurgist at June 13, 2026 12:22 AM (6VErX)
It takes three to five days on the drainboard for the bubbling to start.
My wife's kimchi is cut up Napa cabbage sweated down in salt for about an hour, and then rinsed. Then mix in shredded carrots, green onions, cut up daikon radish, minced garlic, and then add in red pepper flakes and a tablespoon of sugar just before you pack it into the gallon jars. It takes about three days for it to start bubbling on the drain board too. She eats it within a week because she doesn't like it to soggy.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 13, 2026 12:31 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Diogenes
beats the tarp on da skreet, man
Posted by: Los Angeles citizen and diligent voter experiencing homelessness at June 13, 2026 12:31 AM (6VErX)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 13, 2026 12:31 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: tankascribe at June 13, 2026 12:32 AM (NtoJk)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Why didn't I think of that?
Posted by: Anthony Weiner
Probably because you would have just pulled out a colander and rinsed it in the sink like a normal person.
Posted by: tankascribe at June 13, 2026 12:34 AM (NtoJk)
Here's some other numbers. SpaceX has got it's own launch cost down to as low as $300/lb for the fully reusable booster modes. It charges about $1200-$1400 per lb.
By comparison, the Space Shuttle was about $30K/lb. SLS pushes over $40K/lb.
When he's does, they expect Elon to get his own cost down to just $90/lb.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 13, 2026 12:34 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2026 12:35 AM (1z8ji)
Jeebus, my typing. That was supposed to be read not very favorable alignment for the next few elongation cycles.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 13, 2026 12:35 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ogre-like Miklos at June 13, 2026 12:36 AM (6VErX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I hear they figured out the longitude thingy too
Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason-Dixon at June 13, 2026 12:38 AM (6VErX)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I would like to be called but they haven't pulled my name since 2012. Most likely because I was a registered Republican until 2020, when we swapped over to "No Party Affiliation" due to disgust. Prior to that I found that if you wanted to get thrown out of the jury box, be seen with a copy of The Federalist Papers in your hand. The lawyers for the defense took an unaccountable dislike to me and chucked me out on the first peremptory challenge.
Posted by: tankascribe at June 13, 2026 12:40 AM (NtoJk)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
So
Reasonably affordable transorbital space steaks
Posted by: Miklos thinks Omaha Steaks has a competitor at June 13, 2026 12:40 AM (6VErX)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 13, 2026 12:42 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: mnw at June 13, 2026 12:44 AM (RCjYY)
I just plugged 51N in Stellarium, and I see what you mean. By the time the sun gets far enough below the horizon to start to see anything, Mercury will be just 4 degrees above the horizon. Venus and Jupiter will getting down low as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 13, 2026 12:48 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Diogenes
I'll drink wine anywhere. I'll drink it out of a paper cup too just to piss off the cork sniffers. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 13, 2026 12:51 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Kindltot
S'okay
I don't add carrots though
I replace that with extra garlic
Posted by: Miklos thinks kimchi and the Barberettes simultaneously at June 13, 2026 12:52 AM (6VErX)
Switching to local mean time, Mercury starts to just become visible at 8:42 PM at 51N. Now, add 1 hour to that for stupid DST, then whatever longitude offset relative to your time zone meridian.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 13, 2026 12:53 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Born in Butte, America at June 12, 2026 10:42 PM (0aYVJ)
Maria (Sonia Manzano) was tasty, though. Not to the Ginger/Maryanne/Samantha/Jeannie level, but tasty.
Judy Graubart (played Jane of the Jungle and many other parts on The Electric Company) wasn't bad, either.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 13, 2026 12:53 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: mnw
Proximity to Felons adds a certain frisson to one's life of ennui and anomie, n'est pas?
Posted by: Philosophe le Mikleuse at June 13, 2026 12:55 AM (6VErX)
Posted by: wth at June 13, 2026 12:55 AM (oq9dX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2026 12:56 AM (1z8ji)
By the time the Germans launched the V2 rockets late in the war, ALL of the surviving German spies in Britain had been turned. (The British hanged a couple-- just to lend credibility to the operation.)
Acting under instruction, said spies reported that all the V2s were falling short of London. So, the Germans adjusted for that, and the V2s began to hit rural areas well to the west of London.
"Bullseye!" said the turncoat spies.
Posted by: mnw at June 13, 2026 12:56 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 13, 2026 12:58 AM (IG3/x)
I remember a show from public TV in Boston called Zoom.
Hated the show, hated the kids.
But felt sorry for them, because they apparently couldn't afford shoes.
At least I had shoes if needed to go anywhere more than a mile or so from the house
Posted by: Philosophe le Jeune Mikleuse at June 13, 2026 12:59 AM (6VErX)
Posted by: mnw at June 13, 2026 12:59 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Mikleuse le Cuisinaire at June 13, 2026 01:01 AM (6VErX)
Couple of days ago, I saw a mama antelope with twin kids.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2026 01:02 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: mnw at June 13, 2026 01:03 AM (RCjYY)
Lecherous orca was funny.
As we used to say in Latin class, coito ergo cum!
Heading for dreamland.
https://youtu.be/QlGeKdUFjB4
G'nite, y'all.💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - little mindful in slumberland at June 13, 2026 01:04 AM (32Bdv)
Posted by: Mikleuse le Cuisinaire at June 13, 2026 01:01 AM (6VErX)
She aged very well. Still attractive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2026 01:04 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Rex B at June 13, 2026 01:05 AM (rgnea)
Anthropic has responded by taking the models offline for now.
I expect similar actions with respect to frontier models by other countries.
I'm not sure how I feel about this.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 13, 2026 01:05 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 13, 2026 01:06 AM (Mo0k+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
In your pajamas, one assumes.
Posted by: Miklos assumes a lot, like the computer geeks call Fuzzy Logic at June 13, 2026 01:06 AM (6VErX)
Posted by: Mikleuse le Cuisinaire at June 13, 2026 01:01 AM (6VErX)
She was quite a tomato, all right.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 13, 2026 01:07 AM (IG3/x)
Related trivia I ran into once - given its long and at times bloody history, when was the last official execution at the Tower of London? A captured German spy in 1941, shot by firing squad just outside the walls.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2026 01:08 AM (orF8y)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 13, 2026 01:08 AM (CHHv1)
They give you parking vouchers everywhere I've ever lived.
Bigger jurisdictions have "Reserved Parking. Jurors Only" signs.
Posted by: mnw at June 13, 2026 01:08 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: wth at June 13, 2026 01:10 AM (oq9dX)
Now, I flipped my latitude to my opposite in the South, and I see what the difference is. Mercury would be 20 degrees above the horizon when it first got dark enough.
And I would be out in the Pacific off the coast of Chile. South America is offset to the east more than I tend to think.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 13, 2026 01:11 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Rex B at June 13, 2026 01:05 AM (rgnea)
It's long past time to have the court system pay cab fare or Uber charges to bring jurors to the courthouse. Jurors should not have to be out of pocket for travel/parking to and from the courthouse. I would give them a per diem meal allowance, too. If their commute from home to the courthouse will be more than an hour each way, I would provide them with a hotel room.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2026 01:12 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2026 01:08 AM (orF8y)
I look forward to Kier Starmer having a date with the headsman in Tower. Soon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2026 01:14 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: wth at June 13, 2026 01:16 AM (oq9dX)
Why does everyone want to escape jury duty? American justice needs you.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2026 12:18 AM (n7rxJ)
It's a pain to find parking in downtown Sandy Eggo (and that parking is expensive--some at $10/hr), so I have to take the f'n bus.
I'm stuck in a room for at least half the day, waiting to be picked or sent home.
When I don't get jury duty, I don't even get a tiny bit of compensation. Only those chosen for jury duty do, so all expenses are out-of-pocket for the day.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2026 01:16 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: tankascribe
>I find it hard to believe that someone who has a washer doesn't own colander. Is that starch in mix, no that's dander from the undergarments.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 13, 2026 01:16 AM (SRceu)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2026 01:08 AM (orF8y)
I look forward to Kier Starmer having a date with the headsman in Tower. Soon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2026 01:14 AM (1z8ji)
Gives the old meaning to head hunter...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2026 01:17 AM (l3cgK)
http://alturl.com/3dgv4
Posted by: ... at June 13, 2026 01:18 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: wth at June 13, 2026 01:16 AM (oq9dX)
There are pictures from one of his laptops of him with all of his teeth ground down to nubs before he had them all crowned.
Posted by: Reforger at June 13, 2026 01:18 AM (bHWR0)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 13, 2026 01:08 AM (CHHv1)
I didn't realize he was still alive...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2026 01:20 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 13, 2026 01:08 AM (CHHv1)
I didn't realize he was still alive...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2026 01:20 AM (l3cgK)
Oh, he's not now...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2026 01:20 AM (l3cgK)
"In 2005, Shalit gave a negative review to the film Brokeback Mountain, in which he described Jack Twist (the character played by Jake Gyllenhaal) as a "sexual predator" who "tracks Ennis (Heath Ledger)'s character) down and coaxes him into sporadic trysts".[23]
The Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) stated that Shalit's "baseless branding of Jack as a 'sexual predator' merely because he was romantically interested in someone of the same sex is defamatory, ignorant, and irresponsible" and that he "used the occasion to promote defamatory antigay prejudice to a national audience".[24] Shalit's son Peter, who is gay, wrote a letter to GLAAD defending his father and stating he had not defamed anyone and was not homophobic, and further said the organization had defamed him by "falsely accusing him of a repellent form of bigotry".[25] Shalit himself apologized for the wording of his review.[26][27][28]
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2026 01:22 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Reforger
>Crack and meth will totally fuck your teeth up. You can see it everyday when you're out shopping.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 13, 2026 01:22 AM (SRceu)
Posted by: mnw at June 13, 2026 01:22 AM (RCjYY)
My grandmother in Michigan used to serve on "jury board duty". I never really asked but I think that means she was like, alway on a jury. She was a widow of a well respected judge who died way to early.
Posted by: Reforger at June 13, 2026 01:23 AM (bHWR0)
Just saw him on TV and they looked brand new.
Posted by: wth at June 13, 2026 01:23 AM (oq9dX)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 13, 2026 01:24 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: mnw at June 13, 2026 01:27 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: wth at June 13, 2026 01:28 AM (oq9dX)
They are really gonna play that card. The Left. "Oh it's *nobody's business* what anyone who is running for office ever said or did in the PAST because no one is perfect."
That card. In 2026. By the fucking Left who penalize and ruin you forever for saying and doing anything they please any time.
About a Nazi wannabe who dates children.
God, they are the scum under the crusty sludge at the bottom of a septic tank buried 28 feet under a death swamp filled with Rosie O'Donnell's offgasses.
Posted by: ... at June 13, 2026 01:28 AM (vE0+H)
Might be my party affiliation.
Independent American.
I run into the other guy in the party occasionally.
Posted by: Reforger at June 13, 2026 01:30 AM (bHWR0)
Posted by: Reforger at June 13, 2026 01:31 AM (bHWR0)
Posted by: clarence at June 13, 2026 01:31 AM (quqLE)
Posted by: mnw at June 13, 2026 01:32 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: mnw at June 13, 2026 01:35 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: ...
......
I love poetry before bedtime.
Posted by: wth at June 13, 2026 01:35 AM (oq9dX)
For real.
Posted by: mnw
......
As real as his teeth.
Posted by: wth at June 13, 2026 01:28 AM (oq9dX)
They both agree on "No Yellow"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2026 01:36 AM (l3cgK)
I’m always gobsmacked by people like Platner and Anthony’s Weiner, who record their depravity for all to see.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2026 01:40 AM (orF8y)
More so than the crowd
The singer off key
Which led to the plea
No more music allowed
fin
Posted by: clarence at June 13, 2026 01:41 AM (quqLE)
RIP dear friend.
I will resurect you.
You will be new. You will be... Linux soon.
With a new battery and every damn upgrade I can figure out how to do.
I have the entire HD on a USB so my pics and vids aren't lost... this time.
Posted by: Reforger at June 13, 2026 01:41 AM (bHWR0)
Might be my party affiliation.
Independent American.
I run into the other guy in the party occasionally.
Posted by: Reforger at June 13, 2026 01:30 AM (bHWR0)
Weirdly, when I first moved back to Calif 15 years ago, I got called every 2 years, for 8 years. Never actually sat on a Jury... but had to sit there all day.
Last 7 years? have not been called. Thinking on it? have not been called since my 60th birthday... weird.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 13, 2026 01:42 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 13, 2026 01:44 AM (0nHVk)
Soccer. A game where 1-nil is considered a blowout of epic proportions. A game where every single score is treated like the walk off grand slam in extra innings of Game 7 of the World Series.
In fact, they stop the games for about six hours when a goal is scored so they can interview everyone in the scoring team, have press conferences, etc.
It’s also a game where YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO KNOW WHEN THE GAME WILL END. The ONLY people allowed to know how much time has elapsed in the game are the officials on the field. If you are at the game and keeping track of the time, especially stoppage time, you will be severely punished. The officials will tell you when to stop playing, and it’s it and that’s that.
Get your orange slices at the end.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 13, 2026 01:45 AM (gfO9L)
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They're both very useful letters,
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2026 10:24 PM (u/oMr)
ew
Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 01:45 AM (6wpGE)
Might be my party affiliation.
Independent American.
I run into the other guy in the party occasionally.
Posted by: Reforger at June 13, 2026 01:30 AM (bHWR0)
I've been a registered voter for almost 40 years. Been called almost every frickin' year or two (one year my parents, older brother, and I were all called, almost like they were going alphabetically through the voter rolls and DMV drivers license lists). This last time, I was able to push it off three times: Trip out of country as executor followed by a colonoscopy for surgery prep, then reconnection surgery. Finally did that jury duty in 8 months after the original notice.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2026 01:46 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2026 01:46 AM (1z8ji)
RIP dear friend.
I will resurect you.
You will be new. You will be... Linux soon.
With a new battery and every damn upgrade I can figure out how to do.
I have the entire HD on a USB so my pics and vids aren't lost... this time.
Posted by: Reforger at June 13, 2026 01:41 AM (bHWR0)
IT necromancy...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2026 01:47 AM (l3cgK)
For real.
......
As real as his teeth.
...
They both agree on "No Yellow"...
For REAL? Actual Inevitable, as it is ineffable, the first of many as he circles the minefields in his gyrocopter to swoop in and waylay travelers who's cooked yams he did not like -- acceeding to the title of future Damien Thorne if not presidential candidate not off the PLAT(ner).
MEANWHILE: We all just saw a Good Man Die/Pratt; he's going to Disneyland....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daa9pZDxfIY
as the Brennan undead pull off yet another spectacular failure of imagination with an even greater display of 9/10 thinking. shut up and dance! Yeah. fight, Fight, FIGHT!.
LET's GO BRANDON.
Finish them off while you still can -- indict Brennan and his ratting them out will train their guns on each other rather than all the hapless normal people below who refuse to keep their liable secrets.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-WhoRtheTargets
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-ctHARRIS19takedown
Not One Battle after Another; One LIB after Another.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 13, 2026 01:47 AM (oiYMp)
Posted by: wth at June 13, 2026 01:35 AM (oq9dX)
It is on a blank page that the most beautiful poems are written.
Posted by: Mao at June 13, 2026 01:47 AM (gfO9L)
Posted by: wth at June 13, 2026 01:35 AM (oq9dX)
It is on a blank page that the most beautiful poems are written.
Posted by: Mao at June 13, 2026 01:47 AM (gfO9L)
Mao's wisdom included gems like: "The more I eat, the more I shit".
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2026 01:49 AM (l3cgK)
I’m always gobsmacked by people like Platner and Anthony’s Weiner, who record their depravity for all to see.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2026 01:40 AM (orF8y)
They're narcissists.
Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 01:49 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 13, 2026 01:50 AM (0nHVk)
...
I’m always gobsmacked by people like Platner and Anthony’s Weiner, who record their depravity for all to see.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2026 01:40 AM (orF8y)
...
They're narcissists.
That's too Simple, this is the nextGeneration of Epstein-Class (Too Big to JAIL jockeying to be the next Emminent Monster of the World -- the entry criteria to be recognized as such is the dare: "Try and Stop Me if you think you Can".
Hunter Biden's Gyrocopter no match for a manPAD.
With assets to seize and People to burn... to THINK! he's waited this long and WILL NOT BE DENIED....
Crack Pipe?
Porn Stash? & Production?
Rightful Heir to the ICEKing Legacy -- depraved!
HUNTER BIDEN Flees US -- One NepoLIB's fail.
https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-nepoLIBsAWAY
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 13, 2026 01:56 AM (3aGWf)
The paperwork, submitted by attorney Barry Coburn on April 6, also claimed that "Mr. Biden lives abroad," though Coburn did not specify where. Biden was pictured in South Africa with his wife last year."
Yeah, no. He's not living in South Africa. That places hates whitey more than Hunter doesn't do Yellow.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2026 01:59 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2026 02:04 AM (P4ocI)
Posted by: wth at June 13, 2026 02:04 AM (oq9dX)
.......
He's just like you and me.
Posted by: wth at June 13, 2026 02:08 AM (oq9dX)
Hunter Biden is currently married to South African activist and documentary filmmaker Melissa Cohen Biden.
Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 02:08 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 13, 2026 02:10 AM (DZ9Lv)
Canada’s entire GDP
And exactly why he should pay Trump to seize Kharg to he can buy it for pennies on the dollar and build a data center on it -- all the oil can stay there and be burnt in place while the surrounding seas are made safe for WORTHLESS FISH.
Elon MUSK: Chainsaw Wielding DARE TO BE ST00P1D POSTERBOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ
What could go Wrong?
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 13, 2026 02:11 AM (j+nD1)
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 13, 2026 02:11 AM (j+nD1)
Food fish, to feed the data center staff!
Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 02:14 AM (6wpGE)
@EricMetaxas’ new book is forcing a massive second printing as Americans reject the rewritten version of our history and demand the truth about the nation's founding
REVOLUTION birth of the greatest nation in the history of the world
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2026 02:14 AM (P4ocI)
Posted by: Azjaeger at June 13, 2026 12:05 AM (3/XaG)
He has a relentless obsession with efficiency. This translates differently between hardware and software, but let's start with Twitter. He basically came in, fired everyone who wasn't writing code, and got people to pay for it from sheer relief that they weren't being banned for political incorrectness. So just by keeping operations simple, he's turning a profit in a space whether others are trying to monetize through selling ad space and customer data.
And that focus works even better in hardware, where the product itself benefits.
Posted by: SciVo at June 13, 2026 02:15 AM (Sy6m/)
.......
He's just like you and me.
Posted by: wth at June 13, 2026 02:08 AM (oq9dX)
If we were on crack, snorted coke off hookers' thighs, and had a daddy engrossed in politics for more than 50 years. Then yes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2026 02:16 AM (l3cgK)
...
Food fish, to feed the data center staff!
No Sushi for Yemen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nUs4-G6EeI
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 13, 2026 02:16 AM (j+nD1)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 13, 2026 02:19 AM (0nHVk)
No Sushi for Yemen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nUs4-G6EeI
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 13, 2026 02:16 AM (j+nD1)
Loki Gets Banished to Springfield
Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 02:19 AM (6wpGE)
Interesting mag for those interested in tinkering or reading about it. Pictures included.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2026 02:21 AM (P4ocI)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2026 02:21 AM (P4ocI)
Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 02:24 AM (6wpGE)
Still not missin' 'im and probably never will.
https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-ShadowOfTheIceKING
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsTheBotchmen
“Such a consequential president of the United States, a Mount Rushmore kind of president of the United States,” Pelosi'24 feeling that she's getting real on IceKingJOE
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 13, 2026 02:29 AM (IR9VA)
Posted by: m
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Tell me it blew up your margins.
This is Braenyard and I'm listening.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2026 02:34 AM (P4ocI)
Posted by: Reforger
>Crack and meth will totally fuck your teeth up. You can see it everyday when you're out shopping.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 13, 2026 01:22 AM (SRceu)
Like in walmart. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 13, 2026 02:39 AM (snZF9)
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@AthinaKech36429 11m
CENTCOM:"US military shoots down Iranian attack drones in Hormuz,"
US President Donald Trump warned Iran on Friday against firing more drones at ships attempting to transit the strait, saying Tehran "better get their act together."
CENTCOM:"Iran launched multiple one-way attack drones in an attempt to strike commercial ships transiting the Strait of Hormuz. U.S. forces have downed all of them in recent hours as traffic flow through the strait continues unimpeded. The international trade corridor remains open for transit."
By JERUSALEM POST STAFF
JUNE 13, 2026 05:54
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2026 02:45 AM (P4ocI)
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@AthinaKech36429 11m
CENTCOM:"US military shoots down Iranian attack drones in Hormuz,"
US President Donald Trump warned Iran on Friday against firing more drones at ships attempting to transit the strait, saying Tehran "better get their act together."
CENTCOM:"Iran launched multiple one-way attack drones in an attempt to strike commercial ships transiting the Strait of Hormuz. U.S. forces have downed all of them in recent hours as traffic flow through the strait continues unimpeded. The international trade corridor remains open for transit."
By JERUSALEM POST STAFF
JUNE 13, 2026 05:54
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2026 02:45 AM (P4ocI)
The Whore Baas.
The Whore Quacks.
The Whore Moos...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 13, 2026 02:55 AM (l3cgK)
Like in walmart. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
>I still go to walmart. I hate shopping. That place is one stop shopping. Go to the household and food section, load up and get out.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 13, 2026 03:02 AM (SRceu)
And that focus works even better in hardware, where the product itself benefits.
Posted by: SciVo at June 13, 2026 02:15 AM (Sy6m/)
More or less how Apple got big.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 13, 2026 03:11 AM (gfO9L)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 13, 2026 03:12 AM (SRceu)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 13, 2026 01:24 AM (0nHVk)
I served on one grand jury.
Never seated on any other.
I even signed up for court-martial juries. Nothing.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 13, 2026 03:14 AM (gfO9L)
Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 03:14 AM (6wpGE)
The Whore Quacks.
The Whore Moos...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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They can't restrain themselves or there is no established leadership. The guys talking to Donald don't hold authority over the guys with the triggers.
Is too funny. Maybe tomorrow we blow the crap out of some more things. Blow up some Houthis too.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2026 03:14 AM (P4ocI)
Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2026 03:17 AM (Ia/+0)
8h
History's first trillionaire is a guy who catches rockets out of the sky with chopsticks and beams internet to every dead zone on the planet.
Same guy ships cars that drive themselves, humanoid robots for the factory floor, brain chips that let paralyzed people move a cursor with pure thought, and an AI running on a supercomputer his team stood up in months instead of years.
And the people crashing out about his net worth are doing it on the app he owns. The same app governments spent years trying to censor.
You cannot legislate a rocket into orbit.
----
He forgot renting out his unused stuff for a couple of Billion Dollars$ a month. To his Competitors.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2026 03:19 AM (P4ocI)
Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2026 03:24 AM (Ia/+0)
and it's off to the rodeo...
Posted by: davidt
>You know who else was a one-balled man and nearly conquered europe?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 13, 2026 03:27 AM (SRceu)
It is laughable to imagine any of his critics trying to run even one of his companies. They would crash and burn in weeks. They couldn't even maintain what he has created, let alone build it themselves. They are truly bugmen, with no comprehension of how people work.
Posted by: SciVo at June 13, 2026 03:27 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 13, 2026 03:48 AM (P4ocI)
Posted by: SciVo at June 13, 2026 03:27 AM (Sy6m/)
I wrote a couple of books about this.
Posted by: Ayn Rand at June 13, 2026 04:18 AM (bHWR0)
Posted by: SciVo at June 13, 2026 03:27 AM (Sy6m/)
I wrote a couple of books about this.
Posted by: Ayn Rand at June 13, 2026 04:18 AM (bHWR0)
Most people couldn't even have imagined what he has created.
Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 04:28 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: m at June 13, 2026 04:30 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: SciVo at June 13, 2026 03:27 AM (Sy6m/)
...
I wrote a couple of books about this.
Posted by: Ayn Rand at June 13, 2026 04:18 AM (bHWR0)
...
Most people couldn't even have imagined what he has created.
Yes, but she missed out on the sequel... left out the most important part, how the uber-epstein class eventually become the gov't (like theTransformer infiltrators becoming the operating system), who eventually profit of the demise, to buy real assets for pennies on the dollar while fomenting the very crises they claim to be fitting with your labor and monetary resources. They know the pendulum swings... they are the ones pushing it... as the crushed billions suffer and die for a cause they neither chose, nor was aware of, nor signed up for.
viz/Palantir, the power to co-opt, the power to Corrupt, the power to CONTROL:: proud sponsor of the future MadMax:LordHumongous', the future Dementis', and ImortanJOE's who will wipe out any sovereign 'gultch' for the thrill to demonstrate that they can
https://tinyurl.com/LIBs-WhatPriceTheirVision
ATLAS SHRUGGED UPDATED FOR THE CRISIS
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 13, 2026 09:58 AM (v2Nbw)
These are the kind of people who not only 'invented' 9/10 but plan profit from it ... never letting a good crisis go to waste, disaster Capitalist, war Capitalist, narco/terror Capitalist...
Yeah, what could possibly go wrong?
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-WotHapToAmericanDream
LET's GO BRANDON!
Finish them before they Finish YOU and then come for the rest of us.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-AgentOrangeOwnsTheLIBs
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 13, 2026 10:13 AM (flla4)
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