More: Graham Platner, Known to Have a Dick the Size of a Grain of Rice, Has Lied About Why He Has a Nazi Totenkopf on His Flabby Droopy Moob According To What Story He Thinks His Mark Wants to Hear

I'm 99% sure this is the woman we heard about yesterday. I'm not 100% on that, though.

This woman says that she was matched to Slim Prickens on a dating platform (Tinder, I think). She explicitly identified as belonging to the "I.W.W." which is the Industrial Workers of the World, a hardcore socialist group known during the Wilson era as "The Wobblies."

This is an important point: She objects to the media attacking the credibility of Princess Tinymeat's female accusers based on being "Republican operatives," but she's a socialist. She supports a group that was once illegal and raided by Wilson's commie-busters.

Is she a "Republican operative" too, Media? Did she pretend to be a hardcore socialist all her life as part of the Long Con against your Small-Dick-Energy Oyster Fuhrer?

This is an important accusation: She says when she specifically asked him about his "Totenkopf" -- she used that word, and he didn't protest -- he made up a story that would please her as a committed leftist.

His story, she says, that he got a Nazi tattoo to remind himself that the "US were the bad guys" in the world makes no sense at all, but it was a story which was pleasing to the socialist woman he was fucking.

Note that she now sees that he made up a story to manipulate her into accepting that the guy she was fucking had a fucking Nazi Death-Camp Tattoo. He spun up a "story clean up" for the socialist woman by claiming it was his way of showing the world he Opposed American Imperialism.

Why no, she then says. She now sees that his new explanation about his Nazi tattoo is completely different from the bespoke, personally-tailored lie he offered her.

Now he says he never knew what it was and his drunk sergeant ordered him to get it.

As Sideshow Bob explained, it wasn't Die Bart Die. It was German -- Die Bart, Die.

This is psychopath-style manipulation. Psychopaths are hollow demons who only look human on the surface, and the moment they meet an actual human, they plot out which scheme of lies will be deployed to manipulate and dominate this new victim.

She then found out that not only had he been engaged to his now "wife" the whole time, but his fiance had just caught him and his child-sized genitals in bed with a completely different side piece!

This was 2022. But he's grown since then you guys. (Except that his "wife" caught him on a hook-up site famously used by predators sending lewd photos and propositions to other women.)

I'm starting to think that maybe this manipulative psychopath just proposed to this woman for the money and so he'd have a "wife" to show off in his political bid.

Below, she scolds Sergeant Shrimpdick and the media for attacking female accusers for their political affiliations, explicitly or implicitly calling them liars with political axes to grind:

Boy, the Nazi-Communist-Islamist Gay Tranny Race Party sure can pick its avatars.

Her posts below. Turns out that that text chain I posted yesterday, not knowing who it had come from, came from her.

Jodi "#MeToo" Kantor, can you do some more clean-up?

My statement regarding Graham Platner https://t.co/ysQDAGaUAg pic.twitter.com/ZJfBJ70Jqo
— 🤍✨Dipshit Usagi✨🤍 (@420mercymain69) June 11, 2026

I very briefly was talking to and then consequently seeing Graham Platner from about February 2021 until mid July 2021 when it was revealed to me that he was cheating on his fiancé at the time. He knew about the fucking tattoo. pic.twitter.com/bsy1xMFgQa
— 🤍✨Dipshit Usagi✨🤍 (@420mercymain69) June 10, 2026

Oh, and Korporal Kleinschwanz has his media allies threatening anyone who calls his hobbyist, created-for-campaign-purposes "oyster farming 'business' " fake:

Sure, Ben. I mean it's "totally fake" as in it's a hobby and comparing Graham's hobby to actual Maine fishermen and lobstermen is insulting. The hobby became a campaign expenditure (unreported to the FEC) with a website that was created as a campaign prop after Graham Platner was… pic.twitter.com/5w44HURaNG
— Steve Robinson (@SteveRob) June 12, 2026

Steve Robinson
@SteveRob
4h
Sure, Ben. I mean it's "totally fake" as in it's a hobby and comparing Graham's hobby to actual Maine fishermen and lobstermen is insulting. The hobby became a campaign expenditure (unreported to the FEC) with a website that was created as a campaign prop after Graham Platner was groomed for a Senate run. He has no employees. He has described his oyster production as "small," which according to the Maine DMR means fewer than 100k oysters, which is maximum gross commercial value of $80k. His only customer is his mom. She's not selling 100k oysters per year, because Graham just explained at length that she's so poor he doesn't know what she'll do for retirement. There are bag ladies searching the streets for returnables that have higher margins and better business models than Graham's oyster hobby. He now claims he offers "tours" so how the hell do you run a real tourism-based business without a website? Because that's what he claims he was doing from 2019 to 2024, when the website was registered. The phrase "oysterman" is not in common usage. The last time someone used it was the 1908 book "The Oysterman and Fisherman" but the oyster industry is now properly understood as large-scale aquaculture. It's impossible to have a real oyster business without massive scale. The "oysterman" term was appropriated by his campaign team and gullible libs from out-of-state lapped it up. If Graham is an "Oysterman" then I'm a chicken farmer.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:58 PM

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1 I'm taking a bold statement here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2026 04:59 PM (dK+Kv)

2 I disapprove the centered positions of this blog!

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at June 12, 2026 04:59 PM (BzKdJ)

3 I could have been first but I was polishing my totenkopf.

Posted by: fd at June 12, 2026 04:59 PM (vFG9F)

4 He might have a small one, but sure seems to get spread around a lot

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2026 05:01 PM (Ia/+0)

5 Don't be stupid, be a smarty:
Come and join the Nazi party!

Posted by: Springtime for Platner at June 12, 2026 05:01 PM (BzKdJ)

6 I'm 99% sure this is the woman we heard about yesterday. I'm not 100% on that, though.

The math checks.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 12, 2026 05:01 PM (0sNs1)

7 Wow, three broken posts in a row?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 05:02 PM (fBXgl)

8 Slim Prickens. Damn, thats good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 05:02 PM (zZu0s)

9 Quality cruelty again, Ace

Much appreciated

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 05:02 PM (xcxpd)

10 Are we going to find that Platner is also a chicken breeder?

Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 05:02 PM (XWPh2)

11 Wow, three broken posts in a row?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 12, 2026 05:02 PM (fBXgl)
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Ace is just messing with our heads now...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 05:03 PM (gnNyN)

12 I speak to him while he sleeps.

Posted by: Platner's Flabby Droopy Moob at June 12, 2026 05:03 PM (m0WlR)

13 SpaceX closed up 19% from its opening price.

Musk is now worth $1.1 trillion and counting.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 12, 2026 05:03 PM (IG3/x)

14 10 Are we going to find that Platner is also a chicken breeder?
Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 05:02 PM (XWPh2)

He is not the pheasant plucker, he's the pheasant plucker's son. He's only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 05:03 PM (xcxpd)

15 "grain of rice"?

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That's being generous. Ace must be in a good mood.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 05:04 PM (gnNyN)

16 So did Maine Dems vote for Platner DESPITE the nazi stuff or because of it?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 12, 2026 05:04 PM (Sco7b)

17 15 "grain of rice"?

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That's being generous. Ace must be in a good mood.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 05:04 PM (gnNyN)

He's taking a bold statement

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 05:04 PM (xcxpd)

18 Women. If he's after women, why not just do tinder or one of the others. He chose Kik. Does he have a roblox account too?

Tinyweiner1939?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 05:05 PM (zZu0s)

19 Graham Platner will forever be known as the man who can piss on his own nuts.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2026 05:05 PM (snZF9)

20 Small-Dick-Energy Oyster Fuhrer

lol

VDH winces.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 12, 2026 05:05 PM (jwFh7)

21 Yeah but Trump.
- 99.999% of Democrat voters

Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 05:05 PM (cZDTf)

22 Yet this guy was picked by the democrat voters of maine to represent them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 12, 2026 05:05 PM (0N4FZ)

23 I saw Platner's Flabby Droopy Moob open for Fetterman's Lump at the Cal Expo Ampitheater

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at June 12, 2026 05:06 PM (m0WlR)

24 "He never returned my pie dish, so I'm considering selling him out"

Let this be a lesson, gents: pie dishes are serious business, even to leftist women.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 12, 2026 05:06 PM (vJrRc)

25 Graham Platner will forever be known as the man who can piss on his own nuts.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2026 05:05 PM (snZF9)
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I bet he sold his own nuts to his mom's restaurant when he couldn't farm any actual oysters...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 05:06 PM (gnNyN)

26 For those wondering (and you know who you are), California Democrats defined the political beliefs you must hold to watch the World Cup in a series of X posts:

“You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you’ve ever voted against immigration.”

“You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you’ve ever spoken out against DEI.”

“You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you only want people to speak English.”

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2026 05:06 PM (0sNs1)

27 He is not the pheasant plucker, he's the pheasant plucker's son. He's only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 12, 2026 05:03 PM (xcxpd)

He'd better not be horning in on my turf.

Posted by: Angry Amish Chicken Plucker at June 12, 2026 05:06 PM (1Ff7Z)

28 SpaceX closed up 19% from its opening price.

Musk is now worth $1.1 trillion and counting.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 12, 2026 05:03 PM (IG3/x)

I got a hot 10 shares. A novelty really.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2026 05:07 PM (snZF9)

29 So I thought Platner was mostly gay. But he seems to be chasing leftist skirt an awful lot.

How is a white mostly heterosexual male (for given value of male, I know--he watched sex and the city in the army? Not really male) actually popular with Democrats? It has to be the "I love Nazi!" thing, right?

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 12, 2026 05:07 PM (/ZkOF)

30
Graham's dick is so small because things don't grow in the shade of that belly.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 12, 2026 05:08 PM (OkYzo)

31 After watching this train wreck I have no doubt that worse stuff is on its way. The problem with all the crappy behavior it actually obscures how stupid Platner appears to be.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2026 05:08 PM (IiEl1)

32 For those wondering (and you know who you are), California Democrats defined the political beliefs you must hold to watch the World Cup in a series of X posts:

“You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you’ve ever voted against immigration.”

“You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you’ve ever spoken out against DEI.”

“You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you only want people to speak English.”

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2026 05:06 PM (0sNs1)

Oh no. Anyway . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 12, 2026 05:08 PM (dK+Kv)

33 “You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you’ve ever voted against immigration.”

“You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you’ve ever spoken out against DEI.”

“You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you only want people to speak English.”
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2026 05:06 PM (0sNs1)

Your terms are more than acceptable.

I'll toss in a bunch of Hollywood shit I'll forsake as well.

When will I learn.....?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 12, 2026 05:08 PM (Sco7b)

34
The latest UFO videos released are clearly ball lightning.

Also, Critical Drinker destroyed "Disclosure Day" and called on Spielberg to retire.

Posted by: Auspex at June 12, 2026 05:10 PM (Y8DZL)

35 For those wondering (and you know who you are), California Democrats defined the political beliefs you must hold to watch the World Cup in a series of X posts:

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2026 05:06 PM (0sNs1)

Why the heck would I watch? It's fag ball. Well, and poor people ball who can't afford a bat or football pads.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2026 05:10 PM (1Ff7Z)

36 I'm still laughing at Maine Kampf and Oberoysterfuehrer.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 05:10 PM (znGuc)

37 it actually obscures how stupid Platner appears to be.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2026 05:08 PM

Why do you say that like it's a bad thing?

Posted by: Hank Johnson, Jr., Jasmine Crockett, and Maize Hirono at June 12, 2026 05:10 PM (0sNs1)

38 I got a hot 10 shares. A novelty really.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2026 05:07 PM (snZF9)
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Same here. We'll see how it goes over the long haul...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 05:11 PM (gnNyN)

39 Two commwnts willowed:

SpeakingOf

We need research money for NasaSutra.

I saw Elon Musk drive by me in town today.

A black car with tinted windows has a saying in white letters:

"Gently used baby mamas wanted"

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2026 05:12 PM (u82oZ)

40 She explicitly identified as belonging to the "I.W.W." which is the Industrial Workers of the World, a hardcore socialist group known during the Wilson era as "The Wobblies."

i.v.v. > i.w.w.

volksmarching keeps you healthy

Posted by: anachronda at June 12, 2026 05:12 PM (oY6Yp)

41 I gotta tell you, the rude failure to return the pie dish is the last straw and the perfect detail.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at June 12, 2026 05:12 PM (JDbs9)

42 Between ace's Slim Prikens and Bers ' "platner could fuck a cheerio without breaking it" my sides hurt from laughing.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2026 05:13 PM (5P5DO)

43 For those wondering (and you know who you are), California Democrats defined the political beliefs you must hold to watch the World Cup in a series of X posts:

“You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you’ve ever voted against immigration.”

“You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you’ve ever spoken out against DEI.”

“You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you only want people to speak English.”

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2026 05:06 PM (0sNs1)

They can take the world cup and press it in their ass. Maybe I'll sacrifice the headless children of Bona Bona to the oil gods and flash my junk at Gaia while am at it just to make sure I never see the world cup.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2026 05:13 PM (snZF9)

44 Anytime is a good time for pie.

Posted by: Fabienne at June 12, 2026 05:13 PM (0sNs1)

45 "SpaceX closed up 19% from its opening price."

and its value out of the gate is already over one TRILLION dollars. Crazy, but everyone knows what the hot stocks like Tesla, GOOG, etc. have done. Just keep buying, there will always be another sucker. (until there is not, but don't worry about that)

Posted by: illiniwek at June 12, 2026 05:13 PM (vbXSk)

46 If I didn't know any better I'd think Ace was just fucking with us with the formatting.

And, honestly, the only interest I have in this story is watching the Workers Party-Socialist Karen fire her truth shots at the Nazi-Communist-Psychopath with the penile inferiority complex.

The circular firing squad is always a fun watch.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 12, 2026 05:13 PM (6ydKt)

47 People saying he is hot is a mystery to me. He is definitively not hot.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2026 05:13 PM (pZEOD)

48 Want to know more about the IWW? Not exclusively about IWW, but still very revealing.

Hoboes Bindlestiffs, Fruit Tramps, and the Harvesting of the West. Author: Mark Wyman

Posted by: 13times at June 12, 2026 05:13 PM (Cpv18)

49 Heinrich Oystergruppenfuhrer Platner wins the Dem Senate Primary and Harvey Weinstein goes to the slammer. No justice, No Peace!

Posted by: mrp at June 12, 2026 05:14 PM (rj6Yv)

50 31 After watching this train wreck I have no doubt that worse stuff is on its way.

I hate to say it, but it all comes down to suburban Karen in this state.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 05:14 PM (XWPh2)

51 Graham and his little wee wee are the face of the democrat party and of the people of Maine, who are the same asswipes who have been voting in that Collins witch since 1997.

29 years of assholery.

Posted by: Assholes and More Assholes at June 12, 2026 05:15 PM (z20w/)

52 I got a hot 10 shares. A novelty really.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June

*fist bump*

We are going to be gazallionaires!

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2026 05:15 PM (pZEOD)

53 47 People saying he is hot is a mystery to me. He is definitively not hot.
Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2026 05:13 PM (pZEOD)

Me either.. he's flabby and scraggly and looks like he reeks of bear

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2026 05:15 PM (FtULh)

54 I suspect that if you're attempting coitus with a Cheerio you are really feeling your oats.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2026 05:15 PM (0sNs1)

55
I think Graham Platner has that mustache/beard to hide the stretch marks.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 12, 2026 05:15 PM (OkYzo)

56 I had a feeling "Disclosure Day" was not going to be good and was already rooting for its failure.
Mainline Hollywood has had a reckoning coming for decades.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 05:15 PM (XWPh2)

57 People saying he is hot is a mystery to me. He is definitively not hot.
Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2026 05:13 PM (pZEOD)

He looks like Chumley from Tennessee Tuxedo without the tusks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Mel Cooley at June 12, 2026 05:15 PM (0aYVJ)

58 Me either.. he's flabby and scraggly and looks like he reeks of bear
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2026 05:15 PM (FtULh)

And beer too. LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2026 05:16 PM (FtULh)

59 Small-Dick-Energy Oyster Fuhrer

lol

VDH winces.
==
*inhales cigarette smoke deeply, blows out smoke rings*

Yes, I always do that when I ejaculate.

Posted by: VDH at June 12, 2026 05:16 PM (anL5R)

60 Between ace's Slim Prikens and Bers ' "platner could fuck a cheerio without breaking it" my sides hurt from laughing.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2026 05:13 PM

Ace is in good form today!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 05:16 PM (znGuc)

61 "Well-informed leftist" is an oxymoron.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 12, 2026 05:16 PM (amcLV)

62 Between ace's Slim Prikens and Bers ' "platner could fuck a cheerio without breaking it" my sides hurt from laughing.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2026 05:13 PM (5P5DO)

Yeah that one is never not funny, lol.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2026 05:17 PM (snZF9)

63 This is gonna be a fun thread, you guys. LOLing a lot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Mel Cooley at June 12, 2026 05:17 PM (0aYVJ)

64 Someone needs to rescue Jen the wife. I promise you she is abused. She clearly is struggling with self esteem. She walked in on him having sex at a wedding they were at? And still married him? Oh my stars.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2026 05:17 PM (pZEOD)

65 I got a hot 10 shares. A novelty really.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2026 05:07 PM (snZF9)

LOL.

I got eleven.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2026 05:17 PM (ufFY8)

66 Oyster farmers I've seen could not do it alone ... would need at least one other person, I think.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 12, 2026 05:18 PM (vbXSk)

67 Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2026 05:13 PM (pZEOD

They must be Democrats. If I knew nothing about him, I would say he has a pleasant looking face, but in a number of pictures he seems to be out of shape and his personality is revolting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2026 05:18 PM (ix8EF)

68 Piper

Yup. Sad really. She will have mental trauma for a long time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2026 05:18 PM (u82oZ)

69
I just listened to a clip of View Harpy Sunny Hostin talking about why it's important to elect this homophobic, sexist, vile, Nazi-hugging, lying white male (she literally copped to all of these). It's to counter Trump. No one asked, but I assume it's because Trump is a homophobic, sexist, vile, Nazi-hugging, lying white male.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 12, 2026 05:19 PM (n7rxJ)

70
If you are in the oyster business and only sell to your mom you've got to be special.

Posted by: Auspex at June 12, 2026 05:20 PM (Y8DZL)

71 Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2026 05:06 PM (0sNs1)

Oh no, I'm crushed that the left doesn't want me to watch the world soccer cup. And I am not a complete soccer hater. I think its a fine youth sport, all that running around is good for them. My brother was a soccer referee for the first level young soccer players when he was in HS.

But my interest in watching soccer is right up their with my interest in watching paint dry.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 12, 2026 05:20 PM (PV+Zw)

72 I promise you she is abused. She clearly is struggling with self esteem. She walked in on him having sex at a wedding they were at? And still married him? Oh my stars.
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She's getting paid. First person she went to was his campaign, not him. Pay me, and keep paying me or I'm out. book on it.

Posted by: No dear, just no at June 12, 2026 05:20 PM (anL5R)

73 {{{Blonde Morticia }}}

And yet ...

Trump is the cleanest President we have has since Coolidge. Even his 2 ex-wives spoke highly of him when he ran for office!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2026 05:21 PM (u82oZ)

74 I got a hot 10 shares. A novelty really.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June

*fist bump*

We are going to be gazallionaires!

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2026 05:15 PM (pZEOD)

Yeah, you would have to be in at 100K to make any serious money.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2026 05:21 PM (snZF9)

75 It has been un/officially Friday for more than 24 hours now.

Thank you for your attention to this matter

Posted by: The Drinking Lamp, like Miklos, is LIT at June 12, 2026 05:21 PM (6VErX)

76 I wish Trump would just turn Iran into a new parking lot for the world's largest COSTCO and...............

"JUST F**KING DO IT AND GET IT OVER WITH" !!!!!!!!!!!

The dick dance with Ragheads is getting OLD !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 12, 2026 05:21 PM (lagsy)

77 Hunter Biden being rehabilitated by traditional progressives. The Atlantic publishing a positive "but why" hagiography. And then a few days ago Gavin Newsom interviewed Hunter Biden and released the "podcast" to TMZ.

Hunter is willing to run in Newsom's VP slot.

Posted by: 13times at June 12, 2026 05:21 PM (Cpv18)

78 Not all movies are stupid.

https://m.youtube.com/
shorts/i0Ys75aUFFg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 05:22 PM (ndZc7)

79 The dude's a poorly vetted product they shoved out there and the progs are sucking it down with cocktail sauce.

Posted by: spongeworthy at June 12, 2026 05:22 PM (sLLbN)

80 I got a hot 10 shares. A novelty really.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2026 05:07 PM (snZF9)

LOL.

I got eleven.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2026 05:17 PM (ufFY

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If enough of us make it big, we can afford to send ace quality hobo bait instead of the third rate stuff he usually uses.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2026 05:22 PM (gnNyN)

81 I could care less about soccer but why bother.

Posted by: fd at June 12, 2026 05:22 PM (vFG9F)

82 But my interest in watching soccer is right up their with my interest in watching paint dry.
Posted by: PaleRider at June 12, 2026 05:20 PM (PV+Zw)

I know! It's going to be EXCITING, isn't it?

Posted by: Sherwin Williams at June 12, 2026 05:22 PM (ufFY8)

83 No dear, just no

Excellent point. Pay me now AND pay me later for the divorce.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2026 05:23 PM (u82oZ)

84 But my interest in watching soccer is right up their with my interest in watching paint dry.
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Miss a chance to watch men in tiny shorts run around, pointlessly (literally) cheat, pretend to be hurt, and complain about getting caught? how could anyone pass that up?

Posted by: Sarcasto at June 12, 2026 05:23 PM (anL5R)

85 I thought about buying some SpaceX but I am terrible at picking stocks so you can thank me for not jinxing it.

Posted by: fd at June 12, 2026 05:23 PM (vFG9F)

86 I"m not enjoying this "densensetized to lunatics" push. I hit my limit with the full grown man from Delaware wearing a dress to Congress....and the guy addressing policy on human health wearing lipstick.

I'm all in on a comeback on the old reliable Frontal Lobotomy. I don't think we need the electrical shock treatment...most of these guys are probably sticking their dicks in electrical sockets voluntarily.

Posted by: Diddy at June 12, 2026 05:23 PM (dIske)

87 Nude Picture of Graham Platner..............

"Oh, that looks like a Penis only significantly Smaller" ....

My Chihuahua has a bigger package than Fat Boy Platner !!

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 12, 2026 05:24 PM (lagsy)

88 --
She's getting paid. First person she went to was his campaign, not him. Pay me, and keep paying me or I'm out. book on it.
Posted by: No dear, just no at June 12, 2026 05:20 PM

No, she was interviewed like everyone is before the run for something like this, to disclose all the skeletons. They do this to get ahead of it, prepare for it or say thank you, but no. Now, she may be an absolute weirdo, I have no idea. But what she disclosed wasn’t running to the campaign, it was part of the process.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2026 05:24 PM (pZEOD)

89 I wish Trump would just turn Iran into a new parking lot for the world's largest COSTCO and...............

"JUST F**KING DO IT AND GET IT OVER WITH" !!!!!!!!!!!

The dick dance with Ragheads is getting OLD !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 12, 2026 05:21 PM (lagsy)

Yeah, I think he really gets off on deal making. Sometimes you just gotta go orbital bombardment and fuck the deal.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2026 05:25 PM (snZF9)

90 A doctor once told Platner 'you'll feel a little prick.' And Platner replied 'I do it all the time!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 05:25 PM (zZu0s)

91 I'm all in on a comeback on the old reliable Frontal Lobotomy. I don't think we need the electrical shock treatment...most of these guys are probably sticking their dicks in electrical sockets voluntarily.
Posted by: Diddy at June 12, 2026 05:23 PM (dIske)

What? Ah, you're no fun.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 12, 2026 05:25 PM (1Ff7Z)

92 We're headed toward the end of the day, and, you may need to be reminded, Ace has asked everyone to end at least one comment with, "I'm taking a bold statement here."

Ace will be disappointed if you don't.

So, if you have, great. If you haven't, why not?

I'm making a bold statement here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2026 05:25 PM (0sNs1)

93 Sarcasto

My late wife would have loved the tight ends. She did watch a lot of college football.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2026 05:26 PM (u82oZ)

94 But, but... it's long grain rice!
- Herr Platner

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 12, 2026 05:26 PM (+SBYd)

95 Dems like usual are retards if they think a the world cup team is DEI, lol. It’s the exact opposite of DEI. It’s based on merit. DEI would be bringing on some 3rd rate black player instead of Pulisic.

Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 05:26 PM (cZDTf)

96 Trump is negotiating with space aliens!

https://tinyurl.com/yhxxb6sv

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 05:26 PM (ndZc7)

97 Yeah, you would have to be in at 100K to make any serious money.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2026 05:21 PM (snZF9)

Right? That is not me. I had to use my own money for this, and I don’t have any. lol.

Posted by: Piper at June 12, 2026 05:26 PM (pZEOD)

98 82 But my interest in watching soccer is right up their with my interest in watching paint dry.
Posted by: PaleRider at June 12, 2026 05:20 PM (PV+Zw)

I'm on Instagram to follow some of my favorite young actresses that don't piss me off and Instagram is giving my videos of pretty young women playing soccer.

They look good in those uniforms!

Is there a female World Cup? There must be or the amount of bitching and whining would be unbearable I'd think.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 12, 2026 05:27 PM (Sco7b)

99 Hitler could oyster-shuck the pants off Churchill.

Posted by: The Producers at June 12, 2026 05:27 PM (E71vJ)

100 ...and I want my f**king pie dish back!

/@mercyme

Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2026 05:27 PM (qgHp7)

101 Is there a female World Cup? There must be or the amount of bitching and whining would be unbearable I'd think.
==
Don't you recall the inestimable Megan Rapinoe?

Posted by: Sarcasto at June 12, 2026 05:28 PM (anL5R)

102 I want to give advice to Plantar Fasciitis' wife.

Just like Jill and Scalia, no one would question your strategic use of a pillow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2026 05:28 PM (u82oZ)

103 When Someone Shows You Who They Are, Believe Them.
---

Here, look at this.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 05:29 PM (P4ocI)

104 Is there a female World Cup?

I'm not just famous for my nude pics.

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at June 12, 2026 05:29 PM (fmbc9)

105 Megan Rapinoe?
Posted by: Sarcasto

Who? The lesbian on the World Cup winning team that got beaten by a team of 15 year old boys?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2026 05:30 PM (u82oZ)

106 But, but... it's long grain rice!
- Herr Platner
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 12, 2026 05:26 PM

Sure it is, arborio dick.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 05:30 PM (znGuc)

107 Better photo of Trump and the aliens.

https://tinyurl.com/2s3fkxe7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 12, 2026 05:30 PM (ndZc7)

108 The only good thing about soccer is watching college women's soccer. Sure, they aren't as "good" as men playing, but they sure look a lot better doing it. And they are all far more athletic than me anyway.

My alma mater has a good women's soccer team, and unlike WNBA types, they all look like nice happy girls who would be a pleasure to be around. And not freaks of nature.

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 12, 2026 05:30 PM (/ZkOF)

109 Sounds to me like Platner dodged a bullet with this one.

Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2026 05:31 PM (qgHp7)

110 Watch the last 6 mins of US-Algeria from 2010 and tell me soccer’s boring . 😀 That was almost 16 years ago to the day and I still remember it like it was yesterday.

I’m off to a bar to watch the game .

USA!! USA!! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Posted by: Heroq at June 12, 2026 05:32 PM (cZDTf)

111 I'm not sure the Cali Dem committee is getting the response they expected. If you opposed immigration you can't watch the World Cup. Most Americans "ok"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2026 05:32 PM (IiEl1)

112 Sounds to me like Platner dodged a bullet with this one.
Posted by: muldoon at June 12, 2026 05:31 PM (qgHp7)

Sounded like a .22 short.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s)

113 If he's claiming a business, then (IIRC) it has to breakeven 3 of 5 years. Or it is considered a hobby and not a business.

One of the factors is " you depend on the income for your livelihood"

Thats the answer to the sparky FOIA request

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 12, 2026 05:33 PM (FxH7T)

114 Korporal Kleinschwanz

Good one, Ace.

Posted by: GWB at June 12, 2026 05:33 PM (kU0PQ)

115 41 I gotta tell you, the rude failure to return the pie dish is the last straw and the perfect detail.
Posted by: Mr. Barky at June 12, 2026 05:12 PM (JDbs9)

42 Between ace's Slim Prikens and Bers ' "platner could fuck a cheerio without breaking it" my sides hurt from laughing.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2026 05:13 PM (5P5DO)
_______________________

These two comments made my day. That and "Sgt. Shrimpdick."

This place.

Posted by: Joe Biteme at June 12, 2026 05:33 PM (+zMHf)

116 I'm glad this woman is destroying someone who I want to see go down in flames, but what a bitch.

Women are so vindictive and petty.

Posted by: Sharpie at June 12, 2026 05:33 PM (w36aP)

117 The flopping has been terrible so far.

During Canada's game there were two flops on one play by some team called Bosnia-Herzegovina (I don't think it's a real name). It's not a good look.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 12, 2026 05:33 PM (l26NL)

118 Lots of people enjoy soccer and watch it. Either Clay or Buck ( from the Clay and Buck show) has a son who plays it. People here to watch it or play it are posting some interesting things that they're learning and newly appreciating about America. That is a good thing. Soccer has gained in popularity here over the years.

Then there are people who are bored to death with soccer and couldn't care less. That's o.k as well

I had a BIL who played professional soccer for years. I'm not watching it, but I do know it's not quite kickball and playing well requires skill. Your mileage may vary,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2026 05:33 PM (PFs9e)

119 Oysterman was a rejected character on Spongebob Squarepants.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2026 05:34 PM (Cqx++)

120 Crap. Demented circus monkey sock off.

Posted by: fly gal at June 12, 2026 05:34 PM (+zMHf)

121 109 Sounds to me like Platner dodged a bullet with this one.
Posted by: muldoon

It's amusing to watch but I'm still skeptical that anything can stop Platner's blitzkrieg but a recording of him crying over the telephone at some ex or other.
It's a standard manipulative bitchboi move, so he's probably done it, but whether anyone recorded it is another thing.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 05:34 PM (XWPh2)

122 Smell the Glove

I hope FiFA loses their shirt on the games. That the big cities get scorn from the fans, and lose even more money. And small town America charms the visitors, like Freddy is charmed by the South.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2026 05:34 PM (u82oZ)

123 What an asshole:

Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel ripped Elon Musk as a “wealthy weirdo” and accused the newly minted trillionaire of “stealing from us” as the businessman launched a historic IPO.

During his monologue Thursday, “The Jimmy Kimmel Live!” host criticized Musk while raising concerns about SpaceX’s stock market presence potentially being “very risky for retirement accounts.”

Posted by: beckster at June 12, 2026 05:35 PM (kX27y)

124 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)

125 Today's Canada game was in a 43,000 seat stadium and looked to me like it was only about half full.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 12, 2026 05:36 PM (l26NL)

126 Are we going to find that Platner is also a chicken breeder?
Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 05:02 PM (XWPh2)

F*cker. I think you're looking for chicken f*cker.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)

127 During his monologue Thursday, “The Jimmy Kimmel Live!” host criticized Musk while raising concerns about SpaceX’s stock market presence potentially being “very risky for retirement accounts.”

What a maroon.

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at June 12, 2026 05:36 PM (ufFY8)

128 During his monologue Thursday, “The Jimmy Kimmel Live!” host criticized Musk while raising concerns about SpaceX’s stock market presence potentially being “very risky for retirement accounts.”

Posted by: beckster at June 12, 2026 05:35 PM (kX27y)

Then don't buy in, twatface.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 05:37 PM (Zz0t1)

129 It's not as if it's a swastika which would be bad enough but it a symbol for Nazi guards who took people into camps, yes? He knows what it stood for, so in addition to being a creep on a number of other levels he's a anti semite.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2026 05:37 PM (PFs9e)

130 “very risky for retirement accounts.”

aaaand there's the killshot.
Kimmel isn't here to entertain. He's here to drag the boomers to the polls against "the oligarchy".

Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 05:37 PM (XWPh2)

131 his drunk sergeant ordered him to get it.

If only some elected officials had told him that he didn't have to obey illegal orders.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2026 05:37 PM (ExV1e)

132 SPONGE!!!

I'm taking a bold statement here!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 05:38 PM (znGuc)

133 He knows what it stood for, so in addition to being a creep on a number of other levels he's a anti semite.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2026 05:37 PM (PFs9e)

It was also used in the Imperial German army, Fen by military units.

Dudes like edgy, dark shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 05:38 PM (zZu0s)

134 Dude is 41?!?! That's a hard looking 41. Oyster farming must really age you. Damn!!!

Posted by: NCKate at June 12, 2026 05:38 PM (uQzkA)

135 Platner got two coveted endorsements! Take a guess who they are!

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2026 05:39 PM (GD0B3)

136 One thing to note with this plattener scandal it appears most left wing women aren't really that upset if their guy is a literal Nazi

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2026 05:40 PM (kTfgm)

137 113 If he's claiming a business, then (IIRC) it has to breakeven 3 of 5 years. Or it is considered a hobby and not a business.
---

He has to have commercial permits or license. Up there more than one, speculating. And same for his boat. Does he have an oyster boat?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 05:40 PM (P4ocI)

138 The Bold and The Beautiful !

Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2026 05:41 PM (5P5DO)

139 134 Dude is 41?!?! That's a hard looking 41. Oyster farming must really age you. Damn!!!
Posted by: NCKate

I thought similar.
brb updating Tinder profile to "I look cuter than Platner and don't have a nazi tat"

Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 05:41 PM (XWPh2)

140 The people that told us that Elon was a Nazi because he raised his hand are perfectly okay with someone with a literal Nazi tattoo who did it because he wanted a Nazi symbol and has admitted so

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2026 05:41 PM (kTfgm)

141 It was also used in the Imperial German army, Fen by military units.

Dudes like edgy, dark shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 05:38 PM

Dems are cool with Platner, but Brandon Herrera is a neo-notsee for goofing on them in a gun review. Right. Got it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 05:41 PM (znGuc)

142 Oh, please you experts, give Ace something to write about that allows him to elevate his rhetoric. Because your process is disordered and your product is corruption. Won't you help?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 12, 2026 05:42 PM (YlWIZ)

143 I saw the score of the canuck kickball, whoo boy, an exciting 1-1 scorefest.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2026 05:42 PM (n5tGW)

144 What an asshole:

Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel ripped Elon Musk as a “wealthy weirdo” and accused the newly minted trillionaire of “stealing from us” as the businessman launched a historic IPO.

During his monologue Thursday, “The Jimmy Kimmel Live!” host criticized Musk while raising concerns about SpaceX’s stock market presence potentially being “very risky for retirement accounts.”

Posted by: beckster at June 12, 2026 05:35 PM

Never ceases to amaze me how the left demonizes a person who has brought so much good and wealth to the country. Heck anyone in the country or world can buy internet access for $55 a month through his satellites. He gives away access for free in 3rd world countries. His companies employ 100,000-300,000 people world wide with another 300-400,000 employed by companies that support his businesses.

Yet he is a demon according to liberals.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 12, 2026 05:42 PM (0N4FZ)

145 The Bold and The Beautiful !
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2026 05:41 PM (5P5DO)

Tiny Dicks of Our Lives.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 05:42 PM (zZu0s)

146 I don't think Herrera has a problem in that district. He seems funny and that he doesn't GAF, also he hasn't got women complaining about his pp on the internet.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 05:43 PM (XWPh2)

147 "the leader of his team told them all to get the tattoo."

Where are these team members and why haven't they come out to corroborate this story?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 05:43 PM (Zz0t1)

148 16 So did Maine Dems vote for Platner DESPITE the nazi stuff or because of it?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 12, 2026 05:04 PM (Sco7b)

There is a solid theory that they've been sniffing their own farts so much that they've actually come to believe their slander that conservatives are Nazis, Nazi-lovers, or (at best) Nazi-adjacent, so they think he'll rake in crossover votes.

Posted by: SciVo at June 12, 2026 05:43 PM (Sy6m/)

149 "The dick dance with Ragheads is getting OLD !!!!!!!!!!"

Have you thought about turning your computer off. Oh...and stay away from any nuuz source.

Posted by: Will Robinson at June 12, 2026 05:43 PM (zBgIx)

150 @122 yup, I hope the corrupt FIFA goes broke. The NY Post has a story about empty seats in games played in Mexico we'll see here
And Freddy from Germany is a hoot. He and a few others who are posting are great advertisements for the USA

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2026 05:43 PM (IiEl1)

151 Forty acres of oysters and a boat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2026 05:43 PM (Cqx++)

152 One thing to note with this plattener scandal it appears most left wing women aren't really that upset if their guy is a literal Nazi
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2026 05:40 PM

To steal a line from P.J. O'Rourke, no one ever fantasized about being ravished by someone dressed as a liberal.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 05:43 PM (znGuc)

153 Forty acres of oysters and a boat.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2026 05:43 PM (Cqx++)

Four fried chickens and a coke >

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

154 During his monologue Thursday, “The Jimmy Kimmel Live!” host criticized Musk while raising concerns about SpaceX’s stock market presence potentially being “very risky for retirement accounts.”
---

Strap him to the side of Starship.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 05:45 PM (P4ocI)

155 My brain is not working right i was going to riff on the Hemingway novel where the guy got castrated in the war and hung out with the thot, but I can't think of the name.

Tiny dick!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 05:45 PM (zZu0s)

156 To steal a line from P.J. O'Rourke, no one ever fantasized about being ravished by someone dressed as a liberal.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 05:43 PM (znGuc)

Yeah, no..........

https://tinyurl.com/4t85kyam

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 05:46 PM (Zz0t1)

157 The Sun Also Rises.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 12, 2026 05:46 PM (iERP6)

158 [Jimmy Kimmel] Strap him to the side of Starship.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 05:45 PM (P4ocI)

He can tie knots in that 300000 km fishing lure in high Earth orbit. I'd hire him for that.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 05:47 PM (XWPh2)

159 I had to look it up. The Sun also Rises. I am sick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 05:47 PM (zZu0s)

160 "Graham, is it in yet?"

Posted by: Platner's Last Tindr Hook-Up at June 12, 2026 05:47 PM (guGkK)

161
During his monologue Thursday, “The Jimmy Kimmel Live!” host criticized Musk while raising concerns about SpaceX’s stock market presence potentially being “very risky for retirement accounts.”

Don't put all your oysters in one basket.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2026 05:47 PM (Cqx++)

162 Gah! Sponge! My eyes!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 05:47 PM (znGuc)

163 157 The Sun Also Rises.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 12, 2026 05:46 PM (iERP6)

An okay book. Hemingway never one of my favorite authors.

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 05:48 PM (Gqar8)

164 Gah! Sponge! My eyes!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 05:47 PM (znGuc)

I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 05:48 PM (Zz0t1)

165 If enough of us make it big, we can afford to send ace quality hobo bait instead of the third rate stuff he usually uses.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Ace is fine

The best hobo bait is hobo.

A bit less for the jerky, but it's a multiplier.

Posted by: Mikleuse le Gourmand at June 12, 2026 05:48 PM (6VErX)

166 Nothing but small d*ck energy from this guy, as the kids would say

Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at June 12, 2026 05:48 PM (Iwv3U)

167 10 Are we going to find that Platner is also a chicken breeder?
Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2026 05:02 PM (XWPh2)

Fucking the chicken is not the same as breeding one.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 05:49 PM (bl07w)

168 I help where I can.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 05:48 PM

*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2026 05:49 PM (znGuc)

169 An okay book. Hemingway never one of my favorite authors.
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 05:48 PM (Gqar

Had to read it as a junior in high school. Boring as hell. The thrilling adventures of a eunuch while he watches a gal who he thinks is the love of his life sleep with every guy in Madrid (? Barcelona?) They also drink a lot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 05:49 PM (zZu0s)

170 Goat fancier, by election time.

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 05:49 PM (Gqar8)

171 tcn, hahahaha.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2026 05:49 PM (5P5DO)

172 Graham Platner looks at Christina Hendricks and thinks 'Too rich for my blood.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026 05:50 PM (zZu0s)

173 Four fried chickens and a coke >
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 12, 2026 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

Correction: Four fried chickens and dry white toast.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 05:51 PM (bl07w)

174 Well, call me Shorty.
According to AI he does have a commercial license since '21 and he owns a boat which is also licensed and all of this is claimed on his IRS forms.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 05:51 PM (P4ocI)

175 It looks like the memo went out.

Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom
·
4h
Americans are struggling to pay for groceries and gas while Elon Musk becomes a TRILLIONAIRE.

When the federal government is for sale, the rich get richer and everyone else gets shafted.

The system is rigged.

Posted by: beckster at June 12, 2026 05:51 PM (kX27y)

176 I shall say with profound sorrow that the comment section of Ace of Spades has robbed me of my innocent, naive, trusting self when it comes to links provided in the comments.

Having learned from much bad experience, I know not to click on Sponges link without letting someone else go first. And the reaction proves the wisdom in my well-learned experience.

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 12, 2026 05:51 PM (/ZkOF)

177 "Graham, is it in yet?"
Posted by: Platner's Last Tindr Hook-Up

It was

Posted by: Graham via DM at June 12, 2026 05:51 PM (6VErX)

178 175 It looks like the memo went out.

Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom
·
4h
Americans are struggling to pay for groceries and gas while Elon Musk becomes a TRILLIONAIRE.

When the federal government is for sale, the rich get richer and everyone else gets shafted.

The system is rigged.
Posted by: beckster at June 12, 2026 05:51 PM (kX27y)

Envy is one hell of a cardinal sin.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 05:52 PM (bl07w)

179 Platner's the epitome of today's Democrats. The efforts to discredit him seem sort of silly coming from the left when he's exactly what they champion and support.

And what the majority of their rank and file believe should be the left's platform.

It's all overwrought.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2026 05:52 PM (jehhT)

180 Well, 152,859 persons voted for Platner. Which means Maine has 152,859 certifiably retarded people.

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2026 05:53 PM (GD0B3)

181 Correction: Four fried chickens and dry white toast.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 05:51 PM

The dry white toast was for Elwood, not Jake. Jake wanted 4 whole fried chickens and a coke.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 12, 2026 05:53 PM (0N4FZ)

182 My auto sunshade arrived from Am*zon. It fits nicely into the back window, propped up by the headrests. Seems fairly sturdy too, compared to the Walmart one I've used for a lot of years (ten or more!) and which is starting to flake.

The HeatShield one for the windshield proper should be here Tuesday, they say. This will be the third I've bought from them. The current one is losing its stiffness*, or I'd continue on with it.

* Counting down to the jokes, 3 -- 2 -- 1 --

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 05:54 PM (wzUl9)

183 I hope Platner wins. Let the Democrats have a Nazi walking around for 6 years.

I can’t stand Collins. She’s exactly the kk d of arrogant RiNO we need to get rid of. She’s feeling so emboldened by Platner, she led the charge against the SAVE Act. She’s already putting her finger in her eye.

Sometimes you take the L and live with it. I think we have enough other races the party will win where we do t need her or that Cocaine Ostrich, Murkowski.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 12, 2026 05:54 PM (jBtak)

184 Elon Musk being rich has no effect on anyone else other than him generating some incremental value for the people that work for him

But I have noticed of late a lot of left-wingers saying they want to get rid of the rich even if it makes everyone else poor

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2026 05:54 PM (kTfgm)

185 It looks like an oyster but its not.
Say it fast. Twice.

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2026 05:55 PM (UjdFS)

186 The Sun Also Rises.

They shot a guy's dick off

I should write.
A whole book.
About that.

Posted by: Ernest Hemingway, short on ideas at June 12, 2026 05:55 PM (6VErX)

187 Envy is one hell of a cardinal sin.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 05:52 PM (bl07w)

Deadly, even.

(along with lust, greed, gluttony, wrath, sloth, and, of course, pride)

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2026 05:55 PM (ufFY8)

188 Jen P. is a model for breast ptosis.

Don't be a Jen.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2026 05:55 PM (0sNs1)

189 I want to see every Republican running a cycle having at least one ad about plattner

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2026 05:55 PM (kTfgm)

190 An okay book. Hemingway never one of my favorite authors.
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 05:48 PM (Gqar

Had to read it as a junior in high school. Boring as hell. The thrilling adventures of a eunuch while he watches a gal who he thinks is the love of his life sleep with every guy in Madrid (? Barcelona?) They also drink a lot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 12, 2026

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I tried it when I was an adult. The characters all seemed to spend their time going from one cafe to another, getting drunk, and talking about nothing in particular. I gave up.

The film with Tyrone Power and Ava Gardner is not a whole lot better except for Errol Flynn's turn as a rich and aimless drunk.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 05:56 PM (wzUl9)

191 186 The Sun Also Rises.

They shot a guy's dick off

I should write.
A whole book.
About that.
Posted by: Ernest Hemingway, short on ideas at June 12, 2026 05:55 PM (6VErX)

You have captured the essence of Hemingway. Books are parsimonious with, you know, words.

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 05:56 PM (Gqar8)

192 181 Correction: Four fried chickens and dry white toast.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 05:51 PM

The dry white toast was for Elwood, not Jake. Jake wanted 4 whole fried chickens and a coke.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 12, 2026 05:53 PM (0N4FZ)

"You better THINK!"

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 12, 2026 05:56 PM (bl07w)

193 140 The people that told us that Elon was a Nazi because he raised his hand are perfectly okay with someone with a literal Nazi tattoo who did it because he wanted a Nazi symbol and has admitted so

Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2026 05:41 PM (kTfgm)

He's OUR KIND OF NAZI, you h@ter! Our Nazi's aren't like you MAGA wing-nut raycisss NAZI'S!!! Our Nazi's are for DEI, Wealth Redistribution, Trannies, and sending you NAZI's to death camps! Clear?

Posted by: Democrats at June 12, 2026 05:57 PM (5rh/l)

194 How long do the Democrats have before the time period ends when they can parachute another candidate in there in place of Platner?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2026 05:57 PM (rZCVI)

195 Delightful WX here: fair, 78degF, brisk and gusty breeze.

Posted by: gp at June 12, 2026 05:58 PM (Jr5Lq)

196 "the "I.W.W." which is the Industrial Workers of the World, a hardcore socialist group known during the Wilson era as "The Wobblies.""

I lived about a block away from their Clark St office in Chicago way back when.

Posted by: gp at June 12, 2026 05:58 PM (Jr5Lq)

197 I want to see every Republican running a cycle having at least one ad about plattner
Posted by: 18-1

No! I think he's cute

I just love a man in uniform and tats

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at June 12, 2026 05:59 PM (6VErX)

198 Nazi Tits!
How I love my dear ol' Nazi Tits!
He doesn't care about my zits
Nazi Tits!
He's such a committed lefty he don't care I'm kinda hefty
Nazi Tits!
In for the people's cause do or die!
No matter early or late
He's out to subvert the state
Nazi Tits is just my kind of guy!
(sung to tune of gosh darn I can't remember)

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at June 12, 2026 05:59 PM (Ft5W9)

199 I want to see every Republican running a cycle having at least one ad about plattner
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2026 05:55 PM (kTfgm)
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Platner will be the Todd Akin of the 2026 midterm elections.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at June 12, 2026 05:59 PM (JN6SH)

200
They shot a guy's dick off

The Barefoot Contessa

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2026 05:59 PM (Cqx++)

201 195 Delightful WX here: fair, 78degF, brisk and gusty breeze.
Posted by: gp at June 12, 2026 05:58 PM (Jr5Lq)

83 and 47% humidity here. It's like a Christmas present.

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2026 06:00 PM (Gqar8)

202 @timburchett
3h
This is not the America my father fought for.

City Council meeting in Hamtramck, MI
Hard to believe that this is America

https://tinyurl.com/yw4mj8f6

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 06:01 PM (P4ocI)

203 nood

Posted by: gp at June 12, 2026 06:01 PM (Jr5Lq)

204
Having learned from much bad experience, I know not to click on Sponges link without letting someone else go first. And the reaction proves the wisdom in my well-learned experience.

Posted by: SimoHayha

The Admiral's links are wholesome and trustworthy.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 12, 2026 06:01 PM (QVmho)

205 184 Elon Musk being rich has no effect on anyone else other than him generating some incremental value for the people that work for him
Posted by: 18-1 at June 12, 2026 05:54 PM (kTfgm)

Nice incremental value:

@BullTheoryio
A man working as a welder at SpaceX for $28 an hour has just become a millionaire.

Juan Hernandez, who came from Mexico, welded rockets for SpaceX at $28 an hour.

SpaceX gave him $10,000 in stock when he went full time in 2015, and he bought more with every paycheck for 10 years.

$SPCX
is now trading at $167, making his shares worth over $1 million.

Posted by: beckster at June 12, 2026 06:02 PM (kX27y)

206 The Dems are stuck with Platner unless he defenestrates himself. The Republicans have to be speaking to the independents and convince them that Platner is a psychopathic empty suit

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2026 06:02 PM (IiEl1)

207 6pm News

CBC - Soccer in Canada - take that curling!

CNN - Soccer
MS Now - Paramount Merger stuff DOJ approves. Oh good, Hollywood will be pissed. Winning!

FoxNews - Schrodinger's Peace Deal

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 12, 2026 06:02 PM (Sco7b)

208 There is very little point in noting the hypocrisy of the Platner existence. He's done just about everything that was condemned yesterday, but they don't care. He's anti-Trump and that's it, and I don't think you will change his supporters' minds. Are there enough middle of the road voters left in Maine who would either vote Republican or simply not for an insane leftist? Unclear. I do know my liberal friends have been saying for years they wish the GOP would run more Mitt Romney types who are moderate and can reach across the aisle and all of that. Susan Collins is more Mitt Romney than Mitt Romney, and all that wish-casting, along with everything else, was entirely fake. We are entirely in Atlas Shrugged territory.

Posted by: Lex at June 12, 2026 06:02 PM (y4H1r)

209 202 @timburchett
3h
This is not the America my father fought for.

City Council meeting in Hamtramck, MI
Hard to believe that this is America

https://tinyurl.com/yw4mj8f6

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 12, 2026 06:01 PM (P4ocI)

All that's missing is "Off with his head!"

Posted by: Gref at June 12, 2026 06:03 PM (5rh/l)

210 Fenelon: in another thread the consensus was July 13 is when the deadline to shove Platner to the curb or send him up the Himmelstraße.

Which would be more appropriate and all... but don't google that word too much. It means "Road to heaven."

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 12, 2026 06:03 PM (/ZkOF)

211 >>> His story, she says, that he got a Nazi tattoo to remind himself that the "US were the bad guys" in the world makes no sense at all, but it was a story which was pleasing to the socialist woman he was fucking.
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So a hard core socialist has no problems bumping ugly with a national socialist?
Because NAZI ok so long as they are not fighting Stalin.
Even in hindsight what they did?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2026 06:03 PM (/lPRQ)

212 Nood - woke!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 12, 2026 06:04 PM (Sco7b)

213 Well Gavin, how about state government being for sale? Specifically California?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2026 06:04 PM (n5tGW)

214 Women are so vindictive and petty.

Posted by: Sharpie at June 12, 2026 05:33 PM (w36aP)

Now you know why 1400 years ago the muslims lost their shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2026 06:08 PM (snZF9)

215 Are women really this loose today? I mean this guy is a 5/10 and he's getting laid by three different women in the same week? In my day that was a normal lifetime.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 12, 2026 06:09 PM (wGerL)

216 It's not as if it's a swastika which would be bad enough but it a symbol for Nazi guards who took people into camps, yes? He knows what it stood for, so in addition to being a creep on a number of other levels he's a anti semite.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
++++

He may have an issue with the pink triangle crowd.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 12, 2026 06:13 PM (/lPRQ)

217
Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel ripped Elon Musk as a “wealthy weirdo” --

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Elon should reply:

Check, and check.

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and accused the newly minted trillionaire of “stealing from us” as the businessman launched a historic IPO.

During his monologue Thursday, “The Jimmy Kimmel Live!” host criticized Musk while raising concerns about SpaceX’s stock market presence potentially being “very risky for retirement accounts.”

Posted by: beckster

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Elon should ask him, "Did your hedge fund manager get an allotment, or are you waiting until the price goes down 35% before you buy?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 12, 2026 06:20 PM (n7rxJ)

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