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Posted by: m at June 12, 2026 04:39 AM (6wpGE) Posted by: m at June 12, 2026 04:41 AM (6wpGE) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2026 04:43 AM (zBP9L) 4
Thank you, Pixy!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2026 04:43 AM (iMotb) 5
Hot sticky good morning horde
Posted by: Accomack at June 12, 2026 04:43 AM (8jVAy) 6
G'Day everyone
TGIF Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2026 04:46 AM (Ia/+0) 7
Meanwhile Maine's security breach disclosure portal suffered a security breach. (Bleeping Computers) Clever hackers found a way to post fake but official-looking security breach notices. You can probably see where that could lead. More videos of Derrick Clapner dancing with Li'l Tottie on display? A trove revealed of more Derrick Clapner junk shots? The horrors are too gruesome to even contemplate! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at June 12, 2026 04:46 AM (ixS3i) Posted by: m at June 12, 2026 04:47 AM (6wpGE) 9
I'm not RC, and yet I think a person ( Maine Kampf) who refers to the Virgin Mary as a "skank"
Deserved to be defeated. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2026 04:48 AM (ix8EF) 10
Xbox is hosed says Xbox chief content officer Matt Booty. (Engadget) Stop humiliating my Erf cousin! -- John Big Booty ("It's Boo Tay!") of Planet Nine Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at June 12, 2026 04:49 AM (fdSfO) 11
Morning, Tech Peeps
Posted by: fluffy at June 12, 2026 04:51 AM (V0/Sp) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 12, 2026 04:51 AM (zBP9L) 13
Deserved to be defeated. Posted by: FenelonSpoke Agreed. Maine Kampf and that simp running for Senator in Texas both have gone out of their way to impugn Mary's character. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at June 12, 2026 04:54 AM (fdSfO) 14
Newsweek should simply own up to its humiliating heritage and start calling itself The Dollar Rag Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at June 12, 2026 04:57 AM (fdSfO) 15
Trying to get out of here as fsst as I can
Have a great day horde Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2026 04:59 AM (Ia/+0) 16
@Newsweek Jun 10 Perspective: Rittenhouse walked. Anthony got 35 years. The cases differ—but America judges fear by tribe, not law. What would "fear" mean in this context? Posted by: m at June 12, 2026 05:00 AM (6wpGE) 17
8 Scissor Sisters - Take Your Mama
I dunno, was that video weird enough? Posted by: m Probably? I wanted to use the Norwegian Recycling Sweet Mama o' Mine remix but there doesn't seem to be a video for that version. Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 12, 2026 05:00 AM (BLOW1) 18
Karmelo used deadly force to assert squatter's rights and thereby became the assailant. Kyle was being pursued by a mob out for his blood and was assailed three different times as he fled from them. One's intent was offensive, the other's was defensive. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at June 12, 2026 05:07 AM (fdSfO) 19
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@Newsweek Jun 10 Perspective: Rittenhouse walked. Anthony got 35 years. The cases differ—but America judges fear by tribe, not law. What would "fear" mean in this context? Posted by: m at June 12, 2026 05:00 AM (6wpGE) I shouldn't cut Newsweek any slack at all. Posted by: m at June 12, 2026 05:13 AM (6wpGE) 20
Apparently, Trump whacked the IRGC two nights ago so bad that they gave up.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 12, 2026 05:14 AM (qFwJc) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2026 05:15 AM (iMotb) 22
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Newsweek should simply own up to its humiliating heritage and start calling itself The Dollar Rag Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at June 12, 2026 04:57 AM (fdSfO) Not negative enough! Posted by: m at June 12, 2026 05:15 AM (6wpGE) 23
Old time hymn- "All people that on earth do dwell" - sing by famous Christian music folks- Bill and Gloria Gaither:
https://tinyurl.com/565j7y7n Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2026 05:16 AM (ix8EF) 24
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at June 12, 2026 04:54 AM (fdSfO
I was not aware of what Texas Talarico said about the Virgin Mary, but no doubt, it was offensive too. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2026 05:17 AM (ix8EF) 25
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at June 12, 2026 05:17 AM (Hbeqj) 26
Bonchie retweeted Al Carbo @carbo_al Jun 10 One of the funny ironies of this race is Susan Collins comes from a thoroughly working class Irish-Catholic background in rural Northern Maine While Graham Platner is the child of wealthy liberal WASPs & literally went to an out of state $70,000 a year prep school, his Grandfather (William Platner) was a famous modern architect Susan Collins grew up as a farm hand in Caribou, Graham Platner grew up on a costal mansion His entire identity is fake Posted by: m at June 12, 2026 05:21 AM (6wpGE) 27
It worked flawlessly the first time.
Dang! Congrats! Posted by: RandomDave (of the Rebel Riders, apparently) at June 12, 2026 05:22 AM (aJQbY) 28
Evening! (For late toilers) Morning! (For early risers like me, whose effin' black CAT kicked him at effin' 3:45 am. Great way to start his fifth year with me!) At least it's Friday, the consummation devoutly to be wished.
I'm trying one of Linda's fake-milk products in my coffee. Not bad, but it's not *coffee*-coffee, if you know what I mean. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 05:25 AM (wzUl9) 29
Stephen L. Miller retweeted
Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling 13h The German soccer player just left Buc-ee’s. Now take him to Bass Pro and show him the AR-15s. Posted by: m at June 12, 2026 05:28 AM (6wpGE) 30
The house hunt continues. My former home-to-be is now back on the market for somebody who has the money, patience, and time to spend to fix it up internally.
Meanwhile, I need to work out this morning. Howzabout you? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 05:30 AM (wzUl9) 31
Worth noting is that xAI (part of SpaceX) is now profitable. OpenAI is very definitely not.
Sure, for three months until the Google deal expires. Posted by: Ace's liver at June 12, 2026 05:32 AM (B9Dv5) 32
Hail woke me up. My garden. It didn't last long, so hopefully it didn't beat it up too bad.
Posted by: huerfano at June 12, 2026 05:33 AM (VJX5o) 33
I loved Ace's renaming of the latest Star Wars film -- "The Marzipan and Fondu," "The Mermaid and Gorgon," etc. The boss leads the wittiest bunch of writers and posters on the 'Net.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 05:34 AM (wzUl9) 34
@Pixy: "It worked flawlessly the first time."
Which is slightly better than "Of course it works, it compiled, didn't it?" QA will now run it through their automated regression test scripts and it will pass with flying colours. Then the users will get their hands on it. (Ominous foreboding music goes here.) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 12, 2026 05:36 AM (O7YUW) 35
The 3060 is a decent card.
I have one. It runs all my games without a problem, even on Linux with Nvidia's garbage Linux driver. Granted, I'm not an FPS guy, so maybe I'm just not noticing marginally slower frame rates. Posted by: Ace's liver at June 12, 2026 05:37 AM (B9Dv5) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2026 05:37 AM (IeCgc) 37
The local Fox outlet trumpets that we will have a new Trader Joe's opening today not far from my former employer.
This news fills me with mild but waning interest. The TJ's in the suburbs is a more pleasant drive to get to and also offers plenty of free parking. Lower sales tax, too. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 12, 2026 05:37 AM (wzUl9) Posted by: Xbox Facts at June 12, 2026 06:04 AM (8XeQo) 39
Shut up, Big Booty, you're the biggest baby I ever seen!
Posted by: Lord John Whorfin at June 12, 2026 06:05 AM (8XeQo) 40
Morning, one and all. I managed to get out the door early enough to hit the gym but that meant going without coffee. Life is all about balance.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 12, 2026 06:08 AM (+4yJ5) 41
To be honest, I'm rather disappointed in Samsung's behavior regarding the drive. Hope the man doesn't need to go to court over getting a replacement.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 12, 2026 06:12 AM (+4yJ5) Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 12, 2026 06:14 AM (amcLV) 43
A tech company rejecting an RMA claim by Louis Rossman is a military supplier rejecting a call from the president. This is not going to end well for them.
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