Former <i>Left-Wing</i> Girlfriend: Gerald Platner Cheated With Me on His Fiance (Whom He Hid From Me), Said He Got a Nazi Tattoo to Remind Him That the US Was "the Bad Guy" In Foreign Policy, and Also, Has "Small Dick"

Former Left-Wing Girlfriend: Gerald Platner Cheated With Me on His Fiance (Whom He Hid From Me), Said He Got a Nazi Tattoo to Remind Him That the US Was "the Bad Guy" In Foreign Policy, and Also, Has "Small Dick"

Oh man, they always throw in that last one.

Or so I've heard. From others.

I heard Larry O'Connor promise yesterday that more is coming.

Maine Senate nominee Graham Platner kept his hideous Nazi tattoo to remind himself "the US was the evil bad guy overseas," according to an ex-girlfriend with whom he cheated on his fiancée in 2021.
The left-wing streamer, who spoke to The Post, is the second woman to say that Platner knew about the fascist origin of his Totenkopf skull and crossbones tattoo -- despite his claims that he didn't realize it was a Third Reich symbol until last fall.
Her assertions were backed up by texts reviewed by The Post that she'd sent to her mom in September 2025 in which she blasted him for his "Nazi tattoo," "small d--k" and claims that he tarnished her reputation by using her to step out on his fiancée.
The woman also offered allegations Platner cheated on a second partner before his current wife -- a now-ex-fiancée he was engaged to around that time.
"As a person who is a leftist, I immediately looked at him and asked him, 'Is that a Totenkopf?' and he told me a whole, 'he will hold this weight forever' bravado sob story about how it was, but he decided to keep it as a reminder that the United States was the evil, bad guy overseas," she recounted.
The woman spoke to The Post on the condition her name not be used.
On Wednesday, the woman publicly shared screenshots of private messages where she described the Nazi tattoo. The messages to her mother were dated Sept. 26, 2025 -- before his tattoo was publicly known.
"Better not take a peek at the Nazi tattoo on his chest," she wrote in another message to a pal.
...
"It seems like he tailored his answer to me, knowing my politics, since that's one of the reasons we matched on Tinder in the first place," she reflected.
...
She alleges that their romance together ended after she found out from mutual friends that Platner was engaged to another woman around that time.
...
The whistleblower told The Post she never wanted to come forward with her story but became concerned by what she saw as Platner's lying to the people of Maine about his tattoo, and a pattern of behavior toward women she saw in recent news reports.
She said she does not have her old texts with Platner because she deleted all his messages when she found out he was cheating.
...
Earlier this month, another former flame of Platner's, Lyndsey Fifield, told The New York Times that he was lying when he claimed to be unaware of the Nazi tattoo, recounting how he'd call it "my Totenkopf."
"I would never have known what that was," she told the outlet. "He would joke about it being a Nazi tattoo."
The outlet reviewed messages from Fifield last summer where she told friends that he "has a Nazi tattoo on his chest." She said he told her he got it because "they were like a death unit, they were killers" and he saw parallels to the Nazi SS.

Major Smallcock continues insisting that while his girlfriends and adultery-partners knew his tattoo was a Totenkopf, he did not. Because these girls didn't tell him, a "military buff" who actually chose the tattoo, what it was.

"I certainly didn't know," he added. "They didn't tell me that. Or maybe they did, but I was sobbing so hard over my pitifully small pecker I didn't hear them."

I may have added some vibes to that quote.

Princess Tinymeat is also lying about working. He does not work. He just sits in bed all day and wishes his dainty micropenis could satisfy an ant.

Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner claimed that he has been able to "make a living on the sea" since leaving the armed forces during a Friday rally, an assertion his financial disclosures don't appear to support.
Platner, who is running for Senate in Maine to unseat incumbent GOP Sen. Susan Collins, has long identified himself as an oyster farmer and harbor master, giving a blue-collar tinge to his left-wing campaign. Financial disclosures, however, show that he brings in relatively little money from oyster farming, with reports suggesting that Platner receives the majority of his income through veteran's disability payments.
"My healthcare gave me freedom," Platner said at a June 5 rally. "It gave me the freedom to take risks, to start a business and to sink my intellect and my physicality into mastering the skills necessary to make a living on the sea."
Platner's comments drew ire on social media, with many questioning the Senate hopeful's claim to working-class identity.
Platner's 2025 financial disclosures show that he listed "other $5,001" as his annual income from farming oysters. The candidate's entire business is only worth between $50,000 and $100,000, which accounts for his boat, lines, anchors and other farming equipment, per the disclosure.
He earned an additional $3,000 serving as the harbor master for Sullivan, Maine, -- a role the Washington Free Beacon reported was largely clerical and where he was responsible for overseeing the 17 boat moorings on the small town's coast.
Taken together, these sums are dwarfed by the $4,800 Platner says he receives through monthly disability payments. Platner is legally entitled to such a sum owing to injuries he suffered while serving in the armed forces.
"I've got a couple herniated discs. My shoulder's a wreck. My knees bother me. My dick looks like a tiny work poking its head up out of a bush," Platner, who saw combat in Iraq and Afghanistan, told News Center Maine in an October 2025 interview.

I may have added a little to Captain Bugfucker's quote.

Despite his reliance on disability, Platner has consistently referred to himself as an "oyster farmer" while campaigning for Senate.

"Oyster" = his tiny subwiener, "farmer" = masturbator

Update: Although that whistleblower says she deleted her texts, someone on twitter published this alleged text chain about Private Shamenoodle. He didn't tell me who supposedly wrote these.

"He's hot"? Sounds like bullshit. He looks like Captain Taggert in Beverly Hills Cock, with extra room in the crotch of his pants.

Meanwhile, Jodi Kantor, who got lots of attention as a #MeToo "reporter" -- I think she was played by the brown-haired wallflower actress in She Said, because she's a brown-hairdd wallflower-- and savaged Brett Kavanaugh for the invented Hippocampus Confabulations of Christie Blowjob Ford, now says that Gerald Platner's history of assaulting women is no big deal because you know what? Women fucking lie, don't they?

Jennifer Sey
@JenniferSey
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Jodi Kantor is going with the "he was just a bad boyfriend, he didn't do anything wrong" defense of Platner.
This is shameless. This woman wrote "She Said" about Harvey Weinstein's history of abuse and sexual misconduct. We were supposed to believe women.
Kantor seems willing to burn her own reputation to the ground to defend Graham Platner -- seriously? this guy? -- and to remain in good standing as a Democrat.
Pathetic.

Women always be lyin' about men that dumped them, you know?

jimtreacher.substack.com
@jtLOL
Jodi Kantor completely waves away Lyndsey Fifield's accusations of Platner's physical abuse.
"There was one allegation of crossing a line physically, but..."
Yeah, Jodi, good point. Other than the violence, there was no violence.

WATCH: New York Times reporter Jodi Kantor – who wrote many of the #MeToo stories – DEFENDS Graham Platner and DISMISSES the allegations against him by @LyndseyFifield and other ex-girlfriends because they were not “abuse” and women saying they just “did not like what” they saw… pic.twitter.com/qMSSXa3XNU
— Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) June 10, 2026

New York Times reporter Jodi Kantor — who won a Pulitzer Prize for her investigative reporting on the #MeToo movement — shrugs off Graham Platner's abuse allegations. https://t.co/W126pYZEkg
— MRC NewsBusters (@newsbusters) June 11, 2026

Wait, are you telling me that the NYT’s Jodi Kantor is a hack partisan activist and not a real journalist? I’m learning this for the first time. https://t.co/TJdWPWclwL
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) June 11, 2026

For contrast, here are a few examples of how Kantor covered the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings. https://t.co/dECbPqb96D pic.twitter.com/ztGdhyzEJA
— Shawn Fleetwood (@ShawnFleetwood) June 11, 2026

If you never saw She Said you are part of the 99.9% of real humanity.

If you watch a few minutes of Despot of Antrim's video about it, you'll get the gist. (Coincidentally, I just clicked on this over the weekend, randomly. It's funny. The takedown, I mean.)

Update: Jonathan Turley:

Some people just like classic Coke. Others insisted on the original Reese's recipe. New York Times writer Jodi Kantor went on CNN to explain why Democrats can vote for Maine senatorial candidate Graham Platner despite multiple women coming forward to denounce him: this is really not the classic Me Too allegations that Kantor and others seem to prefer for outrage.
Kantor won a Pulitzer Prize for her reporting on Hollywood mogul Harvey Weinstein's sexual abuse and was called forth by CNN to explain why it is ok for liberals to support an alleged abuser of women. A prior girlfriend has accused Platner of physically abusing her and even locking her into a room overnight. He is also accused of sexting women and dismissing rape victims.
None of that, however, necessarily presents a barrier for those who want to retake power by any means necessary.
Kantor clinically explained that these "are not classic MeToo accusations." Specifically, "they're not about a boss and a young female employee being subjected to sexual advances. They were mostly made in the context of consensual relationships. There are these, like, very sensational texts about sex. There are allegations from former girlfriends that are not -- the way my colleagues reported them were not like classic abuse allegations," she stressed.
In a statement that would have produced a torrent of condemnations if used during the Kavanaugh controversy, Kantor insisted that "they were mostly like being his boyfriend gave me a view into him and I did not like what I saw. His character was scary. He had this Nazi tattoo. Et cetera."
In fairness to Kantor, she was attempting no small feat: to allow liberals to continue to claim Me Too outrage while grabbing Maine.
Of course, Kantor quickly brushes over the other controversies beyond the abuse allegations as simply a Nazi tattoo. She omits his mocking of a wounded veteran, rural people, and rape victims while praising Hamas and embracing communism.
However, her diminishing of the account of women like Lyndsay Fifield as "they were mostly like being his boyfriend gave me a view into him and I did not like what I saw."
What Fifield alleges that she "saw" were marks left on their body after being yanked and grabbed by Platner. In one case, she claimed "he twisted her arm behind her back, shoved her into a bedroom and held the door closed from the other side so she couldn't get out, telling her to remain there until she was 'calm.'"
Kantor seems to begrudgingly acknowledge that "there was one allegation of crossing a line physically, but I think that means that these are pretty different accusations than, say, the one that -- the ones that President Trump faced."
Previously, Kantor did not draw this distinction between classic Me Too and new knockoffs involving non-employment situations. She once grouped a wide variety of controversies from Al Franken to Brett Kavanaugh to Jeffrey Epstein under the banner...
Ironically, Kantor's rationalization returns to the very partisan "older pattern" that she once denounced in how allegations from women are treated in the media.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:34 PM

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1 Thank you, Ace!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2026 06:34 PM (iMotb)

2 Has "Small Dick"
Oh man, they always throw in that last one.

Or so I've heard. From others.

and yet they also tell you that size doesn't matter.

Posted by: anachronda at June 11, 2026 06:35 PM (oY6Yp)

3 And yes, I nooded

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2026 06:35 PM (iMotb)

4 "Princess Tinymeat"

Huge LOL

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 11, 2026 06:36 PM (pE12i)

5 LOL... Cruel Ace is the best Ace

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2026 06:37 PM (FtULh)

6 So, Candidate GerkinPeen, why do you want to be a senator.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:37 PM (zZu0s)

7 If garret came on right now and just said 'HUGE dick.', I think that would make ace's decade.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:38 PM (zZu0s)

8 President Platner certainly has a ring.

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2026 06:38 PM (vE0+H)

9 We'll see.
As noted there are a lot of younger men who will rally around a guy like this. The new generational experience is to get put on blast by their exes or just by girls who rejected them.
Platner is a turd and a jackoff (who jacks off amidst turds) but he speaks for a lot of broken people, and Maine is full of broken people.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 06:38 PM (gKWVE)

10 Oysterfuhrer KleinDick

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:38 PM (zZu0s)

11 Brings a whole new meaning to Planter's Peanut

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2026 06:39 PM (vE0+H)

12 >>>Platner is a turd and a jackoff (who jacks off amidst turds) but he speaks for a lot of broken people, and Maine is full of broken people.

he also has the tinydick vote, though you won't find them in phone surveys. "Shy tinydick voters," they call them.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2026 06:39 PM (1wjle)

13 and Maine is full of broken people.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 06:38 PM (gKWVE)

So is the world.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)

14 How is he going to survive July?

Posted by: torabora at June 11, 2026 06:40 PM (t2zKj)

15 What might turn the kids away from Platner is if there's video of him crying like a bitch as he's begging some angry woman not to leave him.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 06:40 PM (gKWVE)

16 14 How is he going to survive July?
Posted by: torabora at June 11, 2026 06:40 PM (t2zKj)

Probably just "enhanced" his chances

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2026 06:40 PM (FtULh)

17 Major Smallcock
Princess Tinymeat
Captain Bugfucker

It's like the Space Mutiny episode of MST3K, in reverse!

Posted by: Big McLargeHuge at June 11, 2026 06:40 PM (VHUov)

18
Oberkapitan Kleineschwanz

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2026 06:41 PM (1wjle)

19 he also has the tinydick vote, though you won't find them in phone surveys. "Shy tinydick voters," they call them.
Posted by: ace at June 11, 2026 06:39 PM (1wjle)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:42 PM (zZu0s)

20 "It gave me the freedom to take risks, to start a business and to sink my intellect and my physicality into mastering the skills necessary to make a living on the sea."

uh, what?

Posted by: anachronda at June 11, 2026 06:42 PM (oY6Yp)

21 Has he started using White-Out to cover his SS tattoo?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 11, 2026 06:42 PM (qx7Zg)

22 Platner is the Maine man now so they can not defend him. Throws my prophet token in the pot and say he loses by 15

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 06:43 PM (5P5DO)

23 Planner had the good luck to show up as the dems became naxi curious

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2026 06:43 PM (Wn+G8)

24 20 "It gave me the freedom to take risks, to start a business and to sink my intellect and my physicality into mastering the skills necessary to make a living on the sea."

uh, what?
Posted by: anachronda at June 11, 2026 06:42 PM (oY6Yp)

Takes brain power to outsmart those oysters...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2026 06:43 PM (FtULh)

25 But what they REAAAALLLLY want is a nice guy.

Posted by: Sure, Jan. at June 11, 2026 06:43 PM (TbWk/)

26 The Kurtz Ente class of tanks never really took off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:44 PM (zZu0s)

27 So is Captain Bugfucker the next installment in the Marvel Universe?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 11, 2026 06:44 PM (c/+Bb)

28 Just what we need; more trailer park trash in Congress.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 11, 2026 06:45 PM (SRceu)

29 Has he started using White-Out to cover his SS tattoo?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 11, 2026 06:42 PM (qx7Zg)

I think he covered it with another tattoo, some Nordic symbol. I had a dude who worked for me who had the twin lightning strikes. He got it covered with... a Nordic symbol. Tried to give me the bullshit about it (the ss) being a Nordic religious symbol. *jacking off motion*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:46 PM (zZu0s)

30 I wonder how much work he would get as a cabin boy, while at sea.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 11, 2026 06:46 PM (f9uke)

31 Not bad for a guy who is drawing VA disability at the 100% rate.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2026 06:46 PM (iMotb)

32 You know who is smart enough to be a senator? An expert in military - a soldier and self-proclaimed history buff - who, after almost two decades of looking in the mirror every day at a tattoo, doesn't realize the one he has next to his heart is the worst of NAZI symbols.

How on Earth can a nation survive without such brilliance?

This requires no other disqualifier and he has oodles of them. It's unforgivable. Everyone keeps saying, "But wait, there's more!" This exercise kinda keeps resetting the bar for him. He's either a NAZI, an idiot, or both. That should, in America, make him untouchable. Just that.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 11, 2026 06:47 PM (oji8u)

33 25 But what they REAAAALLLLY want is a nice guy.
Posted by: Sure, Jan. at June 11, 2026 06:43 PM (TbWk/)

These media thots vote, and desperately want their viewers to vote, on the scraping-babies-out platform.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 06:47 PM (gKWVE)

34 So, he had a small dick, but she came back for more nazi smallish pickle?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:47 PM (zZu0s)

35 Hung like a pinky toe.

Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2026 06:47 PM (YwEeS)

36 So when's the deadline for Democrats to pull a Torricelli? I mean, within state law... we all know its "Never too late" if it's a Democrat you have to replace because he is losing to a Republican.... but isn't it the end of June? Or is it the end of July they could lean on him and he withdraw and he is replaced?

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 11, 2026 06:48 PM (/ZkOF)

37 Oh my gosh, I am laughing so hard I just tried to post without typing a single word. LOL ace, thank you so much for this.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 11, 2026 06:48 PM (0nHVk)

38 36 So when's the deadline for Democrats to pull a Torricelli? I mean, within state law... we all know its "Never too late" if it's a Democrat you have to replace because he is losing to a Republican.... but isn't it the end of June? Or is it the end of July they could lean on him and he withdraw and he is replaced?
Posted by: SimoHayha at June 11, 2026 06:48 PM (/ZkOF)

July 13th I believe

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2026 06:48 PM (FtULh)

39 Just what we need; more trailer park trash in Congress.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 11, 2026 06:45 PM (SRceu)

But he's got a tiny dick- so he won't take up much space.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:48 PM (zZu0s)

40 This feels like so many other stories.
Like the Trump assault charge -- anyone familiar with Bergdorf in the 90s would know that it was impossible. The sales people work on commission and the high end mens dept is like a lounge where you sit and are surrounded by staff.

Likewise, it is impossible to get a nazi tattoo without knowing. This flash is hidden out of sight and has to be requested (except for biker shops, where everything is nazi.) The artist will tell you and make it very clear. No one "accidentally" gets a totenkopf.

But the media will never report reality, and instead allows people to wallow in their ignorance.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 11, 2026 06:48 PM (BLLsc)

41 Hung like a pinky toe.
Posted by: steevy

hung like a seahorse

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 11, 2026 06:48 PM (c/+Bb)

42 Hung like a mini cucumber

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 06:49 PM (5P5DO)

43 Leftists love Bad Boys

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 06:49 PM (Ia/+0)

44 Platner, you cl*t!

Posted by: Bizarro Spicoli at June 11, 2026 06:49 PM (oji8u)

45 Quality cruelty, Ace

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 11, 2026 06:49 PM (xcxpd)

46 Just for the record, almost every goldbricking Vet is on disability.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 11, 2026 06:49 PM (wBaIH)

47 43 Leftists love Bad Boys
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 06:49 PM (Ia/+0)

He's not bad in a cool way...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2026 06:50 PM (FtULh)

48 Kantor is slinging some heavy bullshit.

Kinda like Whoopie's "rape rape" -- "classic abuse" shall now become a like lexicon in the English language.

There was only one allegation against Kavanaugh from someone who couldn't remember where or when it exactly occurred. But hey, it wasn't classic abuse because Nutsball Ford wasn't a subordinate of Kavanaugh. Do I have that right?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 11, 2026 06:50 PM (FxH7T)

49 All of this only makes Platner more attractive to the typical democrat voter.

I'm telling you this guy will be a leading contender for the democrat presidential candidate.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 11, 2026 06:50 PM (xvV+O)

50 Also: I learned a year or two ago (to my immense shock, actually) that the German military actually arrested and executed some SS people for being too mean to prisoners. I was like, wait, what? 1) they had an actual functioning judicial branch for their military and 2) just what did you have to do to get sideways in the SS and be too bad for them to not save you from this version of the JAG?

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 11, 2026 06:50 PM (/ZkOF)

51 He's not trailer trash; he's a rich kid.
On the other hand, Bidens exist.

Posted by: so do Kennedys at June 11, 2026 06:50 PM (gKWVE)

52 Despite is funny. I think he and a guy named Reaper and Angry Bootneck get away with saying things in YT others don't because the ai does not understand what they are saying.

Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2026 06:50 PM (YwEeS)

53 >>Oh man, they always throw in that last one.

This is how you know it is personal.
I wonder, bitterness? Is she totally done with him, or regret? jelly?
I don't know, I am resigned to never understanding women.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 11, 2026 06:50 PM (BLLsc)

54 Now every republican candidate needs to push their opponent to take a stand on the Maine nazi...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2026 06:51 PM (Wn+G8)

55 If you're on the right and you're still amazed at Leftist "hypocrisy" you are at a Sean Hannity level of political sophistication.

Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 06:51 PM (+ZHEV)

56 For an abusive unemployed Nazi with a micropenis, he did fairly well with the ladies.

Posted by: Kratwurst at June 11, 2026 06:51 PM (9gKa/)

57 Is it in yet?

Posted by: The Gay Mosquito at June 11, 2026 06:51 PM (iMotb)

58 Leftists love Bad Boys
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 06:49 PM (Ia/+0)

He's not bad in a cool way...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2026 06:50 PM (FtULh)
---
Or in a gay way.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 06:51 PM (Fi81e)

59 Lying liars wot tells ludicrously laughable little whites through their teeths ...

Posted by: Adriane the Paranoid Critic . . . at June 11, 2026 06:52 PM (3ZUWJ)

60 SimoHayha, iirc Oskar Dirlewanger picked up the refuse the professional SS didn't want. Dirlewanger's the guy who put down the Warsaw Uprising.
I do not recommend reading about what this guy did.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 06:52 PM (gKWVE)

61 Princess Tinymeat"

Huge LOL
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick

I want to hear Shaky Susan call him that during the debates.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 11, 2026 06:52 PM (O3e7Z)

62 He’s disabled but also a fisherman? Yeah cool story bro.

Posted by: Heroq at June 11, 2026 06:52 PM (cZDTf)

63 >>>But he's got a tiny dick- so he won't take up much space.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

>How long before we start hearing about Jew dicks? Tucker?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 11, 2026 06:52 PM (SRceu)

64 Dude! Are you TRYING to do something back there?!

Posted by: Burglar Caught by Platner at June 11, 2026 06:52 PM (Fi81e)

65 I once heard someone remark that they figured it out... God is God because He is the only male that actually fully understands women... and He has to comprehend everything else first.

I thought, probably a whoooole lot of truth there.

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 11, 2026 06:53 PM (/ZkOF)

66 32 You know who is smart enough to be a senator? An expert in military - a soldier and self-proclaimed history buff - who, after almost two decades of looking in the mirror every day at a tattoo, doesn't realize the one he has next to his heart is the worst of NAZI symbols.

How on Earth can a nation survive without such brilliance?

This requires no other disqualifier and he has oodles of them. It's unforgivable. Everyone keeps saying, "But wait, there's more!" This exercise kinda keeps resetting the bar for him. He's either a NAZI, an idiot, or both. That should, in America, make him untouchable. Just that.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 11, 2026 06:47 PM (oji8u)

Prussian/German military units have worn that Death's Head emblem for centuries. At least as far back as Frederick the Great's Prussian Death's Head Hussars. Middle of the 18th Century. But Platner had no idea. Surrrrrre.

Posted by: Gref at June 11, 2026 06:53 PM (5rh/l)

67 When these lieral white woen see Plattner they hear Bad Boy by Gloria Estefan in their heads and they get wiggly in the butt.

Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2026 06:53 PM (LHPAg)

68 You know who else had a small dick?

Posted by: J. Random Moron at June 11, 2026 06:54 PM (AysSe)

69 Seriously, we ARE giving you our best.

Posted by: The DNC at June 11, 2026 06:54 PM (aZ9eR)

70 How do we know that his disability stems from service in the US military and not from his stint as a Blackwater contractor?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 11, 2026 06:54 PM (0nHVk)

71 update: An account posted an alleged text conversation about Platner. I don't know if it's real or not. It recapitulates the various claims made in the NYPost article, which doesn't mean it's real. (Someone may have made up the texts based on the reportage there.)

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2026 06:54 PM (1wjle)

72 just what did you have to do to get sideways in the SS and be too bad for them to not save you from this version of the JAG?
Posted by: SimoHayha at June 11, 2026 06:50 PM (/ZkOF)

My guess is, even in the military, you heard about shit happening but it was always gossip. A friend of a friend heard from a guy who heard it from a cook.

It gets easier not to want to know too much. And if you weren't in one of the nasty political units (which there were political and more military (waffen- weapons) units in even the SS.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:55 PM (zZu0s)

73 68 And one testicle!

Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2026 06:55 PM (YwEeS)

74 So did the Dems in Maine vote for Platner DESPITE the 'alleged' Nazi stuff?

OR

Did they not find him Nazi enough but held their nose and vote for him ANYWAYS?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 11, 2026 06:55 PM (Sco7b)

75 69 Seriously, we ARE giving you our best.
Posted by: The DNC at June 11, 2026 06:54 PM (aZ9eR)

He makes me look good....

Posted by: Talareco at June 11, 2026 06:55 PM (FtULh)

76 Even when I was running a Kool-aid stand at 7 years old, my mommy was not my only customer.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 11, 2026 06:55 PM (Hd1lH)

77 "As a person who is a leftist, I immediately looked at him and asked him, 'Is that a Totenkopf?

The only odd thing to her story, how many leftist actually self-describe as "leftists"?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at June 11, 2026 06:55 PM (qivay)

78 57 Is it in yet?

Posted by: The Gay Mosquito at June 11, 2026 06:51 PM

Baby, I've been done for 20 minutes.

Posted by: Graham Platner, Oyster farmer & rapist at June 11, 2026 06:56 PM (OkYzo)

79 70 For the same reason every football player claims their injury is from their 2 days in NFL training camp and not there 15 other years or organized football...

Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2026 06:56 PM (YwEeS)

80 Dude! Are you TRYING to do something back there?!
Posted by: Burglar Caught by Platner at June 11, 2026 06:52 PM (Fi81e)

Damn. Kind of hard to assert dominance with a dick-ette.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:56 PM (zZu0s)

81 75 69 Seriously, we ARE giving you our best.
Posted by: The DNC at June 11, 2026 06:54 PM (aZ9eR)

He makes me look good....
Posted by: Talareco at June 11, 2026 06:55 PM (FtULh)

Not really. He doesn't cloak himself in G-d.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at June 11, 2026 06:56 PM (qivay)

82 The "women suddenly say bad stuff about Platner" smells a lot like a last minute awkward repeat of the Eric Swallwell takedown

Posted by: Miklos sees things at June 11, 2026 06:57 PM (6VErX)

83 Yes. This man has no dick.

Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2026 06:57 PM (ZxPkt)

84 I would gay-rape a mouse, to show dominance.

Posted by: Gerald Slenderprick Platner at June 11, 2026 06:57 PM (1wjle)

85 Not really. He doesn't cloak himself in G-d.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at June 11, 2026 06:56 PM (qivay)

The Bible thumpers like it....

Posted by: Talareco at June 11, 2026 06:57 PM (FtULh)

86 'Is that a Totenkopf?' and he told me a whole, 'he will hold this weight forever' bravado sob story about how it was, but he decided to keep it as a reminder that the United States was the evil, bad guy overseas," she recounted.
_______________

So I read that as meaning he got it for other reasons (the "bravado sob stories"), but then kept as a reminder that the US was evil.

So what was that reason for getting it in the first place?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 11, 2026 06:57 PM (XvL8K)

87
Old: #MeToo

New: #SoWhat

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 11, 2026 06:57 PM (OkYzo)

88 "As a person who is a leftist"

so, Nazi

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 11, 2026 06:58 PM (c/+Bb)

89 You know who else had a small dick?

Posted by: J. Random Moron at June 11, 2026 06:54 PM (AysSe)
---
A client of Inch-high Private Eye?

Posted by: Burglar Caught by Platner at June 11, 2026 06:58 PM (Fi81e)

90 When these lieral white woen see Plattner they hear Bad Boy by Gloria Estefan in their heads and they get wiggly in the butt.
Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2026 06:53 PM (LHPAg)

Wasn't that Paula Abdul?

Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 06:59 PM (+ZHEV)

91 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. What have I missed?
Goes looking for cof...oh hell. It's afternoon. Beer!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2026 06:59 PM (2WIwB)

92 54 Now every republican candidate needs to push their opponent to take a stand on the Maine nazi...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2026 06:51 PM (Wn+G

How uncivil. We've never done that before, why start now?

Posted by: GOPe at June 11, 2026 07:00 PM (qivay)

93 36 So when's the deadline for Democrats to pull a Torricelli? I mean, within state law... we all know its "Never too late" if it's a Democrat you have to replace because he is losing to a Republican.... but isn't it the end of June? Or is it the end of July they could lean on him and he withdraw and he is replaced?
Posted by: SimoHayha

From Brave AI, July 13th or if he dies/catatrosphic injury.

Posted by: whig at June 11, 2026 07:00 PM (E4rtv)

94 Remember kids

Platner's high school classmates wrote in the yearbook that he "was most likely to start a revolution."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:00 PM (2GVsD)

95 See, because it's not exactly the same thing as #MeToo, it can't be all that bad.

However, I have to say, I've always looked the other way on the "Stay in there until you calm down" scenario.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 07:00 PM (Fi81e)

96 Jodi Kantor is a reliable Party Soldier.

She can so boldly sacrifice her professional reputation and credibility because as a loyal soldier, the Party will care for her.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 07:00 PM (RIvkX)

97 >>>When these lieral white woen see Plattner they hear Bad Boy by Gloria Estefan in their heads and they get wiggly in the butt.

that is a deep cut

but I think it's Bad BoyS

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2026 07:00 PM (1wjle)

98 Newsom created his own special form of patron-supplicant corporatist-fascist NGO system here in California. Along side that he formed dozens and dozens and dozens of well paid make-work "task forces" with endless sub-committees.

One of dozens ...

CA Wildfire and Forest Resilience Task Force
@CAwildfireTF
California Governor’s Task Force to reduce wildfire risk, improve forest health & combat climate change.

Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2026 07:01 PM (SkdCP)

99 If garret came on right now and just said 'HUGE dick.', I think that would make ace's decade.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 06:38 PM (zZu0s)

ha!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 07:01 PM (RIvkX)

100 Platner's high school classmates wrote in the yearbook that he "was most likely to start a revolution."
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:00 PM (2GVsD)

They just meant that he was a big fan of the Beatles.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2026 07:01 PM (ExV1e)

101 Hot take.

Ryan Grim
@ryangrim
It really is as simple as this for the vast majority of voters.
When you say “Nazi tattoo” normal people think swastika. Then people find out it’s this and the Republicans look silly.

-
If it's not a Swastika it doesn't mean shit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 07:01 PM (ndZc7)

102 This post sponsored by Platner's mini peni nuts.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 11, 2026 07:02 PM (0nHVk)

103
He’s disabled but also a fisherman? Yeah cool story bro.
Posted by: Heroq

USS Indianapolis

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2026 07:02 PM (Cqx++)

104 Goes looking for cof...oh hell. It's afternoon. Beer!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

Priorities

Also I officially declare it to be Friday already

Posted by: Miklos with balloons, confetti and booze at June 11, 2026 07:02 PM (6VErX)

105 Paula Abdul sung about a "cold hearted snake"

So yeah Platner.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:02 PM (2GVsD)

106 And one testicle!
Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2026 06:55 PM

Does that interfere with two coats in an afternoon?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 11, 2026 07:03 PM (AysSe)

107 Jodi seems like fun.

I wonder if she'd like to travel here to a foreign country to be a sub in some hardcore bondage.

No safe words...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 11, 2026 07:03 PM (Sco7b)

108 90 When these lieral white woen see Plattner they hear Bad Boy by Gloria Estefan in their heads and they get wiggly in the butt.
Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2026 06:53 PM (LHPAg)

Wasn't that Paula Abdul?
Posted by: LTG
--------

Who? And who?

Posted by: Every straight male at June 11, 2026 07:04 PM (BLLsc)

109 This post sponsored by Platner's mini peni nuts.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Not much there

Like what they give you on Delta

Posted by: Miklos is flyin' high at June 11, 2026 07:04 PM (6VErX)

110 Say, didn't ol Billy Boy Clinton use to order the Arkansas State Police to bring young hot girls who got arrested to his rooms and lock the door, then come back an hour later to haul the sobbing woman off after he assaulted her, threatening her with lots more?

As I recall, nary a Democrat has EVER condemned that. Including Kantor.

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 11, 2026 07:04 PM (/ZkOF)

111 Biff Pocoroba: "So I read that as meaning he got it for other reasons (the 'bravado sob stories'), but then kept as a reminder that the US was evil."

Ahhhh. Another indicator of what you want in a senator. You want the dummy who didn't know the symbol, but then realized the symbol's significance and said, "I think I'll maintain this since it reminds me that America is evil and I hate its f*cking guts."

That's the American senator I want. Representation that hates the country. He's The Best!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 11, 2026 07:04 PM (oji8u)

112 CNN 23 July 2026 Breaking News.

While tending his oyster traps, Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner was attacked and killed by a Jew shark armed with lasers.

It could happen...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:04 PM (2GVsD)

113 >> If garret came on right now and just said 'HUGE dick.', I think that would make ace's decade.

garret is a lot of things but I've never known him to be a liar.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2026 07:05 PM (viF8m)

114 109 90 When these lieral white woen see Plattner they hear Bad Boy by Gloria Estefan in their heads and they get wiggly in the butt.
Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2026 06:53 PM (LHPAg)

Wasn't that Paula Abdul?
Posted by: LTG
--------

Who? And who?
Posted by: Every straight male at June 11, 2026 07:04 PM (BLLsc)

I would have loved to "do that Conga" with Gloria Estefan.

Posted by: Actual straight males at June 11, 2026 07:05 PM (qivay)

115 Ryan Grim
@ryangrim
It really is as simple as this for the vast majority of voters.
When you say “Nazi tattoo” normal people think swastika. Then people find out it’s this and the Republicans look silly.

-
If it's not a Swastika it doesn't mean shit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 07:01 PM (ndZc7)
---
Because nobody flipped out on the CPAC stage being roughly the shape of an ancient Teutonic symbol sometimes appropriated by the Nazis, right?

These would be points, if everybody has as bad a memory as you do (Grim).

The symbol prominent among skinheads and Nazi camp sharp-shooters isn't as bad as a Swastika.
---

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 07:05 PM (Fi81e)

116 Kudos to Ace for the longest string of dick insults on the internet. Bravo!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 07:06 PM (RIvkX)

117 Plutôt Hitler que Léon Blum!
Posted by: Sid at June 11, 2026 07:01 PM (YUuaT)

All that hate's gonna burn you up, kid.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 07:06 PM (gKWVE)

118 Gloria Estefan's song "Bad Boy" is a wee bit pro-Furry.

Beat-Off O'Rouke probably has it on heavy rotation.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:06 PM (2GVsD)

119 Adolph Platner'ss style of mustache is known in the Gay World as a Cum Catcher...so, I've been told.

Posted by: Liberace at June 11, 2026 07:06 PM (70cb5)

120 Ryan Grim
@ryangrim
It really is as simple as this for the vast majority of voters.
When you say “Nazi tattoo” normal people think swastika. Then people find out it’s this and the Republicans look silly.

-
If it's not a Swastika it doesn't mean shit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

This from people who can't even draw a swastika correctly and therefore freak out about buddhist symbols being spray-painted on synagogues

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 11, 2026 07:06 PM (vJrRc)

121 Platner's high school classmates wrote in the yearbook that he "was most likely to start a revolution."
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:00 PM (2GVsD)

LOL, I'm sure that's pretty common young left-wing firebrands.

So glad the Biden DOJ was on the watch for right-wing, Neo-Nazi, and Christian Nationalist extremism.

Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 07:07 PM (+ZHEV)

122 Time to spin a platter si?

https://youtu.be/hNC0YFpPPTQ

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:07 PM (2GVsD)

123 Wasn't that Paula Abdul?
Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 06:59 PM (+ZHEV)
Nope.

Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2026 07:07 PM (LHPAg)

124 Lot's of potential politician wannbees watching this closely. They all have Asian Logograph tattoos and were pranked by the tattoo artist. Most are gibberish, but some are outright offensive.

Like the guy sporting this in Chinese Logographs:

"Ugly is the best birth control"

"I wear a 'pedometer' under court order."

Posted by: Orson at June 11, 2026 07:07 PM (dIske)

125 I think Sid raises a valuable point: Democrats do indeed prefer Nazis and Communists to actual Americans.

I cannot say I disagree with him.

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 11, 2026 07:08 PM (/ZkOF)

126 Most notably, a majority of voters approved of deporting all illegal immigrants.

The poll, conducted May 29-31, included 1,725 registered voters.

Overall, 56 percent of respondents expressed support for arguably Trump’s signature 2024 campaign pledge: The largest deportation operation in history.

That number included 77 percent of Republicans, 53 percent of Independents, and even 37 percent of Democrats.

Posted by: SMOD at June 11, 2026 07:08 PM (blSsL)

127 Bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 11, 2026 07:08 PM (O5cki)

128
That's the thing about libs and progs, you have ALL THIS instant dogma to learn to recite.

Yeah, that's not bad because it's an alternate even Tuesday in the rain! So I don't move my coat down a peg.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 07:09 PM (Fi81e)

129
Porta-Potty mastrubation is much easier with a smaller dick.

Posted by: Lib Media spinning positive at June 11, 2026 07:09 PM (OkYzo)

130 With Gloria Estefan's music, the rhythm is going to get you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:09 PM (2GVsD)

131 126 I think Sid raises a valuable point: Democrats do indeed prefer Nazis and Communists to actual Americans.

I cannot say I disagree with him.
Posted by: SimoHayha at June 11, 2026 07:08 PM (/ZkOF)

Nah, sid's just a fan because Platner wouldn't trigger his gag reflex.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at June 11, 2026 07:09 PM (qivay)

132 Bonk bonk on the head
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 11, 2026 07:08 PM (O5cki)
---
Stab stab in the heart

Posted by: Karmelo Anthony's Street Rules at June 11, 2026 07:09 PM (Fi81e)

133 "From Hell's heart I stab at thee!"

Karmelo Anthony, "that sounds cool, who said it?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:10 PM (2GVsD)

134 News...

CNN...Endless Iran
MS Now...Trump spy chief questions California election
Fox...Fraudsters arrested

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 11, 2026 07:10 PM (Sco7b)

135 Some people are silent “trans-morons”

Posted by: SMOD at June 11, 2026 07:10 PM (blSsL)

136 Breaking News: Jennifer Lopez has revealed the worst movie she's seen.

Tis the 2021 drama Nomadland starring Frances McDormand and directed by renowned filmmaker (and yet-to-be-profiled-by-TJM Chloe Zhao.

The movie won Best Picture at the Academy Awards as well as Best Actress and Best Director.

In explaining her choice, Ms. Lopez said that a 'slow-moving thing about grief' was just not her cup of tea as she prefers romantic comedies, thrillers and musicals that entertain.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at June 11, 2026 07:11 PM (AysSe)

137 So here's a heartwarming story: two justice court clerks charged and jailed after they let an illegal go when ICE was trying to find him at the courthouse.

https://tinyurl.com/5e7str4z

The pictures of the two clerks reveal precisely what you'd expect them to look like.

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 11, 2026 07:11 PM (/ZkOF)

138 certainly, the skull and crossbones predates the rise of Nazism

?

Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2026 07:11 PM (ZxPkt)

139 If boobs are measured in cup sizes are dicks measured in hand sizes?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:11 PM (5P5DO)

140 Gloria Estefan's song "Bad Boy" is a wee bit pro-Furry.

Beat-Off O'Rouke probably has it on heavy rotation.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:06 PM (2GVsD)

If it's in you're playlist and you're a "guy" you are off the charts on gaydar.

Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 07:11 PM (+ZHEV)

141 Everybody knows the OK hand sign is white supremacist but the Totenkopf is probably a sports team mascot or something.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 07:12 PM (on1Zc)

142 Ha! The troll is afraid to say the word Nazi

Afraid troll?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 07:12 PM (RIvkX)

143 The Totenkopf yes pre-dates the Nazis. German hussars wore it.

But like everything else they touch, the Nazis have befouled the symbol.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:12 PM (2GVsD)

144 In my lifetime the worst candidates I've ever seen: (In no certain order)

1. Katie Hobbs
2. Fetterman
3. Bob "Bob Dole" Dole
4. Brandon Skankpants

Platner: "Move over guys!!!"

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 11, 2026 07:12 PM (l26NL)

145 139 certainly, the skull and crossbones predates the rise of Nazism

?

Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2026 07:11 PM (ZxPkt)

It does. See my comment 66.

Posted by: Gref at June 11, 2026 07:13 PM (5rh/l)

146 Private Shamenoodle

There is one, and only one, place on the intertubes where one can get quality humor like this.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2026 07:13 PM (Riz8t)

147 Bugs takes a wrong turn at Albuquerquerquerqu-
youtu.be/qYsNXCQ0170

Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 07:13 PM (gKWVE)

148 The skull and crossbones was the pirate symbol right? I don't recall pirates being all that "pro women's rights"... not even Anne Bonny or whatever her name was.

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 11, 2026 07:13 PM (/ZkOF)

149 How much dominance can be shown when the peen can't reach the back hole?

Posted by: That Guy at June 11, 2026 07:13 PM (Fi81e)

150 CBC News: His controversies include a Nazi tattoo. Why Democrats are still standing by Senate candidate Graham Platner

Democratic strategist Christy Selzer said "Platner's challenges, no matter how deep, are small compared to those created each day by the Trump administration, which has Senator Collins' steadfast support." "Flawed candidate (Platner) versus supporter of the end of democracy (Collins) seems like an easy call."

His story that he and a bunch of young Marines walked into a tattoo shop and pointed at the meanest skull on the wall makes total sense to me. The right likes it cos it allows them to call him a Nazi instead of addressing his policies.

It's also hilarious since Musk did a Nazi salute during a speech and Hegseth's entire time in command and tattoo are about a million times more blatant.

Nothing wrong with that tattoo. It’s just a skull and cross bones which any young military person could think is cool

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 11, 2026 07:14 PM (ycI94)

151 Don Black yes it does by 200 yesrs

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 07:14 PM (Ia/+0)

152 wait

Totenkopf is just a German fan of the Grateful Dead

Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2026 07:14 PM (ZxPkt)

153 So I guess the Collins campaign already had this stuff or got to work pretty fast?

Women can be awfully stupid, because I can’t see anything remotely appealing about this guy except that he’s not terrible looking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2026 07:15 PM (8Xy/A)

154 Democrats would rather vote for a real Nazi that for a squish Republican.

Platner is making David Duke look like small beans.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:15 PM (2GVsD)

155 If boobs are measured in cup sizes are dicks measured in hand sizes?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:11 PM (5P5DO)

Oh, BH, I’m dying to respond. But seeing as you are a lady, I shall not. I just shan’t.

Posted by: RI Red at June 11, 2026 07:15 PM (jkyX4)

156 "Nah, sid's just a fan because Platner wouldn't trigger his gag reflex."

I don't think Sid even HAS a gag reflex.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2026 07:16 PM (iMotb)

157 Adolph Platner'ss style of mustache is known in the Gay World as a Cum Catcher...so, I've been told.
Posted by: Liberace

Wait, Liberace was gay?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 11, 2026 07:16 PM (l26NL)

158 If boobs are measured in cup sizes are dicks measured in hand sizes?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:11 PM

One hand = 0.06 smoots.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 11, 2026 07:16 PM (AysSe)

159 It's not really a small dick, it's a tattoo of a small, Nazi dick.

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 11, 2026 07:16 PM (u/66v)

160 Everybody knows the OK hand sign is white supremacist but the Totenkopf is probably a sports team mascot or something.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 07:12 PM (on1Zc)
---
Again: instant dogma.

Forget what they told you before. Like when they reacted to a Teutonic symbol predating the Nazis that was a simple shape but looked just like the CPAC stage a few years back.

And put this new rule into your head.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 07:16 PM (Fi81e)

161 I don't think Sid even HAS a gag reflex.

Surgically removed so it's like a straight pipe?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:17 PM (2GVsD)

162 RIRed, you know me. You really think I wouldn't laugh?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:17 PM (5P5DO)

163 that is a deep cut

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2026 07:00 PM (1wjle)

Planner wouldnt know anything about those.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 07:17 PM (zZu0s)

164 CNN...Endless Iran
MS Now...Trump spy chief questions California election
Fox...Fraudsters arrested
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog

Mrs. Wrecks found out about the CIA agent with all that gold bullion and said Trump was in on it. I told her Trump rode with and robbed trains and banks with Jesse James.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 11, 2026 07:17 PM (on1Zc)

165 but he decided to keep it as a reminder that the United States was the evil, bad guy overseas

And, umm, also...vote for me, America!

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 11, 2026 07:17 PM (u/66v)

166 This guy's value inside the Democrat party just keeps going up. He's everything they want to be, and more. If he survives the election with Collins, expect the left to push a new Presidential candidate.

Put a real Nazi in the White House!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2026 07:18 PM (jehhT)

167 Platner joining the military was for his own selfish reasons. He did a Jean Francois Cary.

He just hasn't invoked Jenghis Khan yet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:18 PM (2GVsD)

168 that is a deep cut
Posted by: ace

Okay, Moe.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 11, 2026 07:18 PM (l26NL)

169
This is 8 inches:

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 11, 2026 07:18 PM (OkYzo)

170

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 11, 2026 07:19 PM (OkYzo)

171 Mr. Gold Bullion.

Not the first time the CIA missed one of their own agents had gone bad.

Aldrige Ames.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:19 PM (2GVsD)

172 10 All government grants must be suspended for at least a year.
Maybe permanent.

All of it is fraud, all of it.

So little of it isn't fraud that it isn't even worth keeping.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 11, 2026 05:45 PM (73/SM)

It shouldn't even be controversial. We're basically sinning by tempting them with this vast pot of money, where all they have to do to get rich is lie, cheat, and steal.

Don't you want to stop sinning? I do! End the grants.

Posted by: SciVo at June 11, 2026 07:19 PM (Sy6m/)

173 This is 8 inches:
Posted by: Graham Platner at June 11, 2026 07:18 PM

For some value of inch.

Posted by: The Professor at June 11, 2026 07:20 PM (AysSe)

174 A hand is 4 inches so that makes 8 inches a two fister?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:20 PM (5P5DO)

175 So here's a heartwarming story: two justice court clerks charged and jailed after they let an illegal go when ICE was trying to find him at the courthouse.

https://tinyurl.com/5e7str4z

The pictures of the two clerks reveal precisely what you'd expect them to look like.
Posted by: SimoHayha

I thought the Preppy Look was an 80s thing

Posted by: Miklos is perhaps in error at June 11, 2026 07:21 PM (6VErX)

176 He makes me look good....
Posted by: Talareco at June 11, 2026 06:55 PM (FtULh)

Has anyone used 'Talerectum' yet? If not, i'd like to donate that to the internet.

Posted by: Nelly at June 11, 2026 07:21 PM (6+ehB)

177 "Surgically removed so it's like a straight pipe?"

Nope, pure willpower and a love of the taste.

Or so I've been told.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2026 07:21 PM (iMotb)

178 Hands might be the appropriate unit, given his predilection for withers.

Posted by: Platner's ex-girlfriend at June 11, 2026 07:21 PM (AysSe)

179 Said this in a thread earlier in the week but this Lyndsey Fifield broad can take a fucking hike.

Sure, now you're a "conservative activist" and friends with Larry O'Connor and all the rest of the DC Con Inc set but you just couldn't keep your hands off the mongoloid lunatic leftist from Maine with the Totenkopf tattoo huh?

Yeah, your judgment sucks and you should be sucking dicks for bus fare somewhere rather than being yet another phony-ass grifter and hanger-on to this movement.

Get fucked.

Posted by: ballistic at June 11, 2026 07:21 PM (oqH4h)

180
Sure, Platner was a National Socialist. That makes him a socialist. Yay!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2026 07:22 PM (rqNGS)

181 I better get ready for bed soon

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 07:22 PM (Ia/+0)

182 Just got back from dinner, so willowed in a big way:

GCH Soyara's High Noon

September 23, 2015 - June 11, 2026

Sleep well, big Dan. And wait for us.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2026 05:49 PM (rqNGS)

My condolences to you and Her Majesty. Dan and all the others will be waiting for us on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 11, 2026 07:22 PM (/HDaX)

183 In my lifetime the worst candidates I've ever seen: (In no certain order)

1. Katie Hobbs
2. Fetterman
3. Bob "Bob Dole" Dole
4. Brandon Skankpants

Platner: "Move over guys!!!"
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 11, 2026 07:12 PM (l26NL)

I wouldn't put Fetterman on this list given how he's turned out.

But, kudos for the inclusion of Bob Dole.

Along with both Bushes, Romney and McCain.

What a flaming pile of horsedung GOP nominees have been since Reagan.

Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 07:22 PM (+ZHEV)

184 Eight inches?

After adjusting for inflation and conversion to the metric system, 14cm?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:22 PM (2GVsD)

185

Remember, Sam Harris' threshold was:

Hunter + a basement of baby corpses > Trump.

All they show with "It doesn't matter, he's still better than Trump" is that they have a long way until they show they have the--at least--theoretical tolerance of Harris.

And a portion of the looniness.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 07:22 PM (Fi81e)

186 A hand is 4 inches so that makes 8 inches a two fister?
Posted by: Ben Had

*does Real Life Research with two (2) cold PBRs*

Posted by: Multidrinktasking Miklos at June 11, 2026 07:23 PM (6VErX)

187 It's not really a small dick, it's a tattoo of a small, Nazi dick.

It's more of a bas relief, really.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2026 07:23 PM (Riz8t)

188 Don't be stupid, be a smarty:
Come and join the Nazi party!

Posted by: The Producers at June 11, 2026 07:23 PM (BXKqN)

189 I hate Nazi bug fuckers.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 11, 2026 07:23 PM (Q/FnY)

190 I bet Graham Platner has never done it in a high end NYC department store ladies department dressing room sometime in the 1990's.

That's hot. AND SEXXY!

Call me. You can shuck my oyster, if you know what I'm referring to, and it's not my cat, named Vagina.

***Telephone Hand***

Posted by: E. Jean Carroll at June 11, 2026 07:24 PM (47/pr)

191 After adjusting for inflation and conversion to the metric system, 14cm?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:22 PM

And ribbed!

Posted by: Platner's Tattoo at June 11, 2026 07:24 PM (AysSe)

192 175 A hand is 4 inches so that makes 8 inches a two fister?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:20 PM (5P5DO)

I only have two hands and am just unable to respond. Can someone give me a helping hand?

Posted by: RI Red at June 11, 2026 07:24 PM (jkyX4)

193 After adjusting for inflation and conversion to the metric system, 14cm?
Posted by: Anna Puma

The feared 14 CM ack-ack

Posted by: BocheTalk with Miklos at June 11, 2026 07:24 PM (6VErX)

194 So here's a heartwarming story: two justice court clerks charged and jailed after they let an illegal go when ICE was trying to find him at the courthouse.

https://tinyurl.com/5e7str4z

The pictures of the two clerks reveal precisely what you'd expect them to look like.
Posted by: SimoHayha

Similar to former Wisconsin Judge (and now Federal convicr) Hannah Dugan, except they're younger and slightly better looking (and not yet convicted)

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 11, 2026 07:25 PM (ycI94)

195 I think Platner is like most products of today's leftist school system and when he saw the 8 mm on the ruler he thought it meant inches.

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 11, 2026 07:25 PM (/ZkOF)

196 RI Red, Biggus Dickus is on the way!

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:26 PM (5P5DO)

197
Platner keeps Inch High Private Eye on retainer so when somebody mentions his small dick, he (and the media) can just say it's obviously a reference to his PI.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 07:26 PM (Fi81e)

198 RI Red, Biggus Dickus is on the way!
Posted by: Ben Had

He has a wife, you know.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 11, 2026 07:27 PM (l26NL)

199
My condolences to you and Her Majesty. Dan and all the others will be waiting for us on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 11, 2026 07:22 PM (/HDaX)

____________

Thank you. Her Majesty thought Dan looked like he was breathing fast and shallow. She took him to the vet and an X-ray showed cancer. Once you detect it, it's already too late. To wait is just temporizing. He was suffering right now. So she gave him the Last Gift of Love.

Dan was a big, handsome boy who, unfortunately, did not like to show. He was so dumb but so sweet. We will miss him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2026 07:27 PM (rqNGS)

200 I better get ready for bed soon
Posted by: Skip

Silly Skip

School is out for summer

School's out forever

Posted by: Miklos attended school at various times at June 11, 2026 07:28 PM (6VErX)

201 Good evening, horde.

Just got here, catching up on prime immature humor and cruelty. Ace, you're the best! And so are the rest of you Morons. Laughing so hard...

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 11, 2026 07:28 PM (zYpTz)

202 Potential Employer: Indugle me for a moment. What are some of your weaknesses.

Hopeful Applicant: Well, I abuse women. Sometimes I masturbate in Porto Potties, I have a Nazi Tattoo. I'm an admitted communist. I incessantly cheat on women. I lie about employment. I laugh at fellow soldiers getting killed. I mock rural white Americans and law enforcement whenever I can.

Posted by: Orson at June 11, 2026 07:28 PM (dIske)

203 I would just assume that all social media figures on the right are disingenuous charlatans.

Since that covers 99% of them.

Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 07:29 PM (+ZHEV)

204 BH, you are so naughty…
And I’m off to refill my glass of Spring ‘26 Baux Vino Blanco.

Posted by: RI Red at June 11, 2026 07:29 PM (jkyX4)

205 HE WAS IN THE POOL!

Posted by: Graham Platner's campaign manager at June 11, 2026 07:29 PM (XE5AP)

206 - Now another large tornado on the ground heading for Reddick Illinois. Could head towards Kankakee.

Posted by: TeeJ at June 11, 2026 07:29 PM (XZCs7)

207 You know who handles a lot of stiff cocks?

The clean up crew at the cock fights.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:30 PM (5P5DO)

208 Mike Castle in Delaware 2010 was awful. Lost his primary to the witch because he couldn't help himself from expressing his disdain for Republican-voting plebs.
The witch obviously wasn't a winner either but she'd never had got that far if Castle hadn't been an uberdouche.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 07:30 PM (gKWVE)

209 "Tastefully hot."

https://youtu.be/o7aShcmEksw

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:30 PM (2GVsD)

210 I'm away from the computer for a few hours and I come back to dick jokes.

It's like I never left.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 11, 2026 07:30 PM (amcLV)

211 >> RI Red, Biggus Dickus is on the way!

And his wife, Incontinentia Buttocks, won't be far behind.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 11, 2026 07:31 PM (w6EFb)

212 You know who handles a lot of stiff cocks?
---
My platoon--but not in a gay way.

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 11, 2026 07:31 PM (Fi81e)

213 RI Red, Cheers, darlin.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:31 PM (5P5DO)

214 Iran's Foreign Ministry Spokesman:

“The Americans are trying to create the impression that the Islamic Republic has agreed to a deal under pressure, whereas we will by no means back down from our red lines in any way.”
__________________________

Well suuuuure … that sounds like Trump was doin' 'The Art of the Deal' in real life with the MuzzieFuckers, don't it? His 'deal' just went 'POOF!'. Query: WHEN will he (a) admit he got played by Playahs! and, (b) Resume bombing the shit out of 'em? I really don't want to see this develop into another 'boots on the ground' fiasco (say 'Bagram'), but unless and until he decides to put these mofos back into the 7th Century, this shit's gonna keep on keepin' on.

Posted by: Dr_No at June 11, 2026 07:31 PM (ayRl+)

215 And you, too, BH!

Posted by: RI Red at June 11, 2026 07:32 PM (jkyX4)

216 "Has "Small Dick"
Oh man, they always throw in that last one.

Or so I've heard. From others."

So..basically the dude can fuck a cheerio without breaking it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 11, 2026 07:33 PM (snZF9)

217 98% of Dems will shrug. This shit works on Republicans like what’s his name in Alabama who wrote something in a yearbook and was cast aside by all polite Republicans.and lost.

Dems don’t play those games. They play to win. By any means necessary.

Posted by: Heroq at June 11, 2026 07:33 PM (cZDTf)

218 would just assume that all social media figures on the right are disingenuous charlatans.

Since that covers 99% of them.

Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 07:29 PM (+ZHEV)

Same goes for manosphere chucklenuts, trad wife influencers. If you have to have a title, youre not really.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 07:34 PM (zZu0s)

219 Why it is almost like Graham could rape an intruder and the guy wouldn't even know that he'd been violated.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 11, 2026 07:34 PM (0nHVk)

220 Ah, damn Bers, wine out the nose hurts.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:34 PM (5P5DO)

221 anyway Castle apparently croaked last August but nobody cared.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 11, 2026 07:35 PM (gKWVE)

222 >> So here's a heartwarming story: two justice court clerks charged and jailed after they let an illegal go when ICE was trying to find him at the courthouse."

The smug, woke, wolfish grin.

Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2026 07:35 PM (SkdCP)

223 On X, I saw the Chinese communist mayor of Toronto expressing phony baloney sympathy for a cop killed by invaders said, "Our farts are with them". Seem right.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 11, 2026 07:35 PM (l26NL)

224 It's nice to know there is a political party that accepts people where they are. Rapist, pedophile, murdering racist? Vote for Dems and get your free pass here!

Posted by: Manitoba and Gobi at June 11, 2026 07:35 PM (Ajx/b)

225 Graham Platner - Dickus Minimus?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:35 PM (2GVsD)

226 Ah, damn Bers, wine out the nose hurts.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:34 PM (5P5DO)

Well, I could have said he needs tweezers to jerk off, but I like the cheerio one. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 11, 2026 07:36 PM (snZF9)

227 Last time Platner went looking for his dick, he required a magnifying glass.

Then the sun came out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2026 07:37 PM (2GVsD)

228 LOL Bers.

Cheers Ben Had.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 11, 2026 07:37 PM (0nHVk)

229 I'm voting for a Nazi cause Nazis are good enough for me.
They'll take me and sway me all the way
That's why we Nazis always say
Arbeit macht frei, Arbeit macht frei

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 07:37 PM (FJMtP)

230 217 98% of Dems will shrug. This shit works on Republicans like what’s his name in Alabama who wrote something in a yearbook and was cast aside by all polite Republicans.and lost.

Dems don’t play those games. They play to win. By any means necessary.
Posted by: Heroq at June 11, 2026 07:33 PM (cZDTf)
Rated 100%.

Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2026 07:38 PM (LHPAg)

231 DDS, Cheers to you,sweet lady

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:39 PM (5P5DO)

232 Platner can piss on his nuts.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 11, 2026 07:39 PM (snZF9)

233 You know who handles a lot of stiff cocks?

The clean up crew at the cock fights.
Posted by: Ben Had

You don't know the half of it

-The University of South Carolina Fighting Gamecocks

Posted by: Miklos notes that it's just Cocks in colloquial parlance at June 11, 2026 07:39 PM (6VErX)

234 Said He Got a Nazi Tattoo to Remind Him That the US Was "the Bad Guy" In Foreign Policy, and Also, Has "Small Dick"

==

Don't they all....

Posted by: runner at June 11, 2026 07:40 PM (GD0B3)

235 Now another large tornado on the ground heading for Reddick Illinois. Could head towards Kankakee.
Posted by: TeeJ at June 11, 2026 07:29 PM (XZCs7)

Was surprised after moving into the Nashville media area how every thunderstorm was treated as a potentially catastrophic event that would preempt all network programming.

Posted by: LTG at June 11, 2026 07:40 PM (+ZHEV)

236 Miklos, big hug.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2026 07:41 PM (5P5DO)

237 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

As long as you are here, please get the Jell-o shots for the ONT started

Posted by: Officially off duty Miklos at June 11, 2026 07:42 PM (6VErX)

238 Was surprised after moving into the Nashville media area how every thunderstorm was treated as a potentially catastrophic event that would preempt all network programming.
Posted by: LTG
---

Only in Nashville?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 11, 2026 07:43 PM (FJMtP)

239 big hug.
Posted by: Ben Had

Big hug good

Big bug bad

Posted by: Miklos just saw a Palmetto Bug at June 11, 2026 07:43 PM (6VErX)

240 One thing this reveals...the left does not care about a thunk they claim to. They are supporting a nazi openly.

They do care about who will get them more money from the taxpayers so watch platner lean into that now

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2026 07:43 PM (Wn+G8)

241 When this storm went through Kansas, one town clocked 113mph winds. There is a real tornado on the ground in IL and it's not done yet.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 11, 2026 07:43 PM (7T8ei)

242 My brother almost played college golf for the Gamecocks, he opted for Rollins instead.

A neighbor on the street once gave me a check as a donation for the post prom party for the kids in town and I happened to mention to another neighbor that her maiden name was Cox, he said that it was originally Cock, but she had been married a couple of times since then.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 11, 2026 07:44 PM (0nHVk)

243 No ex girlfriend ever said or posts:

His penis was way too wide

His fingers and tongue were just to finessed

I got tired of all the orgasms

I like how they keep my secrets

Posted by: epador at June 11, 2026 07:44 PM (TRnzq)

244 LMAO...Ok, apparently the logarithm at YouTube decided I wanted to see a scene from "The Mandalorian and Grogu."

I watched it, and now I have a question.

In the scene, the mandalorian has his helmet removed. Dumb looking Pedro Pascal's mug is now in the scene....AND...HE HAS A FREAKIN MOUSTACHE!!!!

My understanding is that he never takes his helmet off voluntarily...ever. So, why would he have a moustache? What's the point? Who's going to see it?

Posted by: Orson at June 11, 2026 07:45 PM (dIske)

245 Miklos, WTH is in Columbia's, specifically the Statehouse, water supply? LSD?

Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2026 07:45 PM (LHPAg)

246 I'm just here for the small dick jokes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2026 07:45 PM (ZOv7s)

247 CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 07:45 PM (Ia/+0)

248 couple of times since then.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Please retell at Late Nite Happy Hour

Posted by: Genial Bartender Miklos at June 11, 2026 07:46 PM (6VErX)

249 Ah yes judge Moore in Alabama. The woman accusing him admitted to writing the lines in her yearbook she claimed he wrote. Also coincidentally she list a case in his court a few years before making claims against him

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2026 07:46 PM (Wn+G8)

250 In the scene, the mandalorian has his helmet removed. Dumb looking Pedro Pascal's mug is now in the scene....AND...HE HAS A FREAKIN MOUSTACHE!!!!

My understanding is that he never takes his helmet off voluntarily...ever. So, why would he have a moustache? What's the point? Who's going to see it?
Posted by: Orson at June 11, 2026 07:45 PM (dIske)
---
His boyfriend likes it so he has a clause in his contract protecting it no matter what his role.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2026 07:46 PM (ZOv7s)

251 Will do Miklos, hope to see you later.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 11, 2026 07:47 PM (0nHVk)

252 Miklos, WTH is in Columbia's, specifically the Statehouse, water supply? LSD?
Posted by: Eromero

Columbia now has for the first time ever, a Republican mayor

So maybe

I swim in Lake Murray, that might explain about me too

Posted by: Miklos sees pretty colors...red...white...blue... at June 11, 2026 07:48 PM (6VErX)

253 Proving that women will bang anyone. Just like men.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at June 11, 2026 07:49 PM (QaH55)

254 I swim in Lake Murray, that might explain about me too
Posted by: Miklos sees pretty colors...red...white...blue... at June 11, 2026 07:48 PM (6VErX)
4 foot catfish above the dam, 3 foot hybrids below the dam.

Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2026 07:52 PM (LHPAg)

255 Of course. Small dick. That explains it all.

If I had one idea want to rough up women and jerk off in ports potties. Now I get it.
Finally explained.
Boot camp guys in the Army probably hounded him. Now I understand this idiot

Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at June 11, 2026 08:00 PM (wJPCo)

256 The Lefty women still think the friend of Epstein. perv Bill Clinton is the greatest. They are psychopaths.

Posted by: polynikes at June 11, 2026 08:03 PM (GseMx)

257 Women can't tell the difference between a male asshole and a confident man so they end up with assholes more frequently since they out number the true confident man.

Posted by: polynikes at June 11, 2026 08:05 PM (GseMx)

258 When will tRump do what I want him to do, when I want him to do it, how I want him to do it it?????

dammitt tRump! do "it" my way!!!!!!

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: Will Robinson at June 11, 2026 08:15 PM (zBgIx)

259 Whole lot of cruelty in this post. My favorite is Private Shamenoodle.

Posted by: tsj017 at June 11, 2026 08:35 PM (xakWh)

260 Captain Bugfucker?

I'm listening. 👂🏼

--------
Btw, you know the Captain is fighting gayness, and he'll lose that battle someday.

Posted by: Sam Brinton at June 11, 2026 08:38 PM (NFX2v)

261 Gerlad Platner married to a girl named Gertner. Dated a girl named Kantor. Has a Nazi tattoo. wtf

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 11, 2026 09:04 PM (R86kT)

262 Whole lot of cruelty in this post. My favorite is Private Shamenoodle.

Posted by: tsj017 at June 11, 2026 08:35 PM (xakWh)

Mine, too. And I am way late to the party.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 11, 2026 11:30 PM (dK+Kv)

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