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Whatever
I guess I'm compelled to cover the daily diary drama of static stalemate and infinite "peace deals" about to be signed any moment now:
Based on the fact that discussions with the Islamic Republic of Iran have been brought to the highest level of Iranian leadership and approved, I have, as President of the United States of America, cancelled the scheduled strikes and bombings against Iran this evening. Discussions and final points have been, in both concept and great detail, approved by all parties involved, including the United States, Israel, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar, Turkey, Pakistan, Bahrain, Kuwait, Jordan, Egypt, and others. The Naval Blockade will remain in full force and effect until this Transaction is finalized -- Time and place of the signing to be announced shortly.
Sure. But I think I've heard this before 18 to 35 times before. Unrelated: A Somali referee was denied a visa from the Trump Administration due to terrorist ties. The left has decided he's a hero. NBC, for example, cries that he's a victim of Trump's draconian visa policies.
Oh no! Iranian officials have been denied entry into the country? And their only mission was to appear at a stadium, also known as a "target for a mass casualty event"? The racism you guys, the sheer racism. My heart cannot take it.
He is not an isolated case: 15 Iranian officials have also been denied entry, according to Iranian state media, as has the official Iraqi team photographer. An Iraqi player, Aymen Hussein, and other teams say they have been subjected to intensive and sometimes invasive searches at the border.
Al-Shabaab, the Somali franchise of Al Qaeda, declares their support for the terrorist ref.
Al-Shabaab co-founder & former spokesperson for Alshabab Mukhtar Robow is currently Somalia's Minister of Endowments & Religious Affairs, appointed by Hassan Sheikh. The U.S. once offered a $5 million bounty for Robow. I guess U.S. taxpayers money was well spent.
— Buur⛰Dhaab( -_•)╦̵̵̿╤─ (@Somalilandaa) June 10, 2026
Somalia's… pic.twitter.com/HQD61wsuMo
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foist agin
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 11, 2026 03:26 PM (CWTWj)
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Ugh
Posted by: ... at June 11, 2026 03:26 PM (FDtJc)
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Pull my finger.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 11, 2026 03:26 PM (aobjm)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 11, 2026 03:27 PM (j+aD2)
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imagine the deal if kamala were president
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 11, 2026 03:27 PM (CWTWj)
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Unrelated: A Somali referee was denied a visa from the Trump Administration due to terrorist ties.
they were bolo ties, weren't they?
they were bolo ties, weren't they?
Posted by: anachronda at June 11, 2026 03:28 PM (oY6Yp)
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lol wut
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 11, 2026 03:28 PM (j+aD2)
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Nuke the well in Qom. War over.
Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2026 03:28 PM (Av6i5)
9
central command takeover?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 11, 2026 03:28 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 03:28 PM (zZu0s)
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We should send Delta in after some of these al shabob assholes just to prove a point.
Posted by: ballistic at June 11, 2026 03:29 PM (oqH4h)
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If Trump is delusional enough to try and negotiate with these savages, the violence needs to continue until a deal is made.
Not until they've agreed to make a deal.
We've seen this fucking play out a dozen times already and Trump is just getting rope-a-doped.
And I don't want to hear a damned thing about how "he knows more" ... bullshit... Its clear to anyone with two eyeballs that the Iranians are playing him a fool.
Not until they've agreed to make a deal.
We've seen this fucking play out a dozen times already and Trump is just getting rope-a-doped.
And I don't want to hear a damned thing about how "he knows more" ... bullshit... Its clear to anyone with two eyeballs that the Iranians are playing him a fool.
Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 03:29 PM (WYStd)
13
So, some people are going to fight again about what Trump did or didn't do and what he should or shouldn't' do? Oh, good/s
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2026 03:29 PM (rZCVI)
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"Discussions and final points have been, in both concept and great detail, approved by all parties involved, including the United States, Israel, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar, Turkey, Pakistan, Bahrain, Kuwait, Jordan, Egypt, and others."
Notice, Iran isn't included. I figure ceasefire will last until the Great American carnival and the World Cup are over...then, we'll bomb again...
Notice, Iran isn't included. I figure ceasefire will last until the Great American carnival and the World Cup are over...then, we'll bomb again...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2026 03:29 PM (tOcjL)
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>> HOLY CRAP: The Al-Shabaab Islamic terrorist group just put out a statement
Blow me.
- Task Force Ranger
Blow me.
- Task Force Ranger
Posted by: Marcus T at June 11, 2026 03:30 PM (aobjm)
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yeah I was all gung ho on this and now I'm like
[...]
I got nothin
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 11, 2026 03:27 PM (j+aD2)
That's the spirit. Let the dots flow through you.
[...]
I got nothin
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 11, 2026 03:27 PM (j+aD2)
That's the spirit. Let the dots flow through you.
Posted by: ... at June 11, 2026 03:30 PM (FDtJc)
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One thing I don't understand is how we are not controlling the Strait of Hormuz?
Aren't we bigger, faster, taller stronger and smarter than the Iranian Navy?
Aren't we bigger, faster, taller stronger and smarter than the Iranian Navy?
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 11, 2026 03:30 PM (fgSb9)
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5 imagine the deal if kamala were president
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 11, 2026 03:27 PM (CWTWj)
Kammie would have given ten nukes to Iran, to demonstrate she's all-in on anti-Semitism, to the Democrat-Commie base.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 11, 2026 03:27 PM (CWTWj)
Kammie would have given ten nukes to Iran, to demonstrate she's all-in on anti-Semitism, to the Democrat-Commie base.
Posted by: Gref at June 11, 2026 03:30 PM (5rh/l)
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Come! Rape our children!
Posted by: The Tolerant Left at June 11, 2026 03:31 PM (Fi81e)
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FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
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Come! Rape our children!
Posted by: The Tolerant Left at June 11, 2026 03:31 PM (Fi81e)
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To SHOW Trump!
Posted by: The Tolerant Left at June 11, 2026 03:31 PM (Fi81e)
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To SHOW Trump!
Posted by: The Tolerant Left at June 11, 2026 03:31 PM (Fi81e)
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Kammie would have given ten nukes to Iran, to demonstrate she's all-in on anti-Semitism, to the Democrat-Commie base.
Posted by: Gref at June 11, 2026 03:30 PM (5rh/l)
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And a shit ton of cash to make up for us being assholes.
Posted by: Gref at June 11, 2026 03:30 PM (5rh/l)
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And a shit ton of cash to make up for us being assholes.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 11, 2026 03:32 PM (fgSb9)
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If we aren't funneling guns and ammo by the millions to the rebel groups and the Kurds and the royalists, we aren't doing it right.
There will be boots on the ground, but those boots on the ground will be local boots. Like we tried to do in Vietnam 1958-63, but done right this time.
There will be boots on the ground, but those boots on the ground will be local boots. Like we tried to do in Vietnam 1958-63, but done right this time.
Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2026 03:32 PM (Av6i5)
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17 One thing I don't understand is how we are not controlling the Strait of Hormuz?
Aren't we bigger, faster, taller stronger and smarter than the Iranian Navy?
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 11, 2026 03:30 PM (fgSb9)
B/c we don't control the coastlines...
Aren't we bigger, faster, taller stronger and smarter than the Iranian Navy?
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 11, 2026 03:30 PM (fgSb9)
B/c we don't control the coastlines...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2026 03:32 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 11, 2026 03:32 PM (MNCvZ)
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To reiterate my comment from the last thread, maybe a little more directly - maybe Trump should shut up with the daily announcements about Iran, already. Not very helpful.
Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2026 03:32 PM (Gqar8)
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I'm admittedly confused, because Trump called in to Fox & Friends this morning and was gung ho about blowing shit up and making the rubble bounce. I thought he'd leared his lesson, possibly at a quality center. Now I don't know what to think.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 11, 2026 03:32 PM (2ocoG)
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Aren't we bigger, faster, taller stronger and smarter than the Iranian Navy?
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 11, 2026 03:30 PM (fgSb9)
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And people like us, too.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 11, 2026 03:30 PM (fgSb9)
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And people like us, too.
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 03:32 PM (Fi81e)
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"Please don't throw me into the briar patch!"
Posted by: Brier Rabbit at June 11, 2026 03:33 PM (l3cgK)
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Hey, Rocky, watch me pull an Iranian peace deal out of my hat!
Posted by: 29Victor at June 11, 2026 03:33 PM (0MjtC)
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We should be allowed to control whomever we WANT coming across our border.
This dude has ties to terrorists? F*CK him.
Not coming in.
EABOD if you don't like it.
This dude has ties to terrorists? F*CK him.
Not coming in.
EABOD if you don't like it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
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17 One thing I don't understand is how we are not controlling the Strait of Hormuz?
Aren't we bigger, faster, taller stronger and smarter than the Iranian Navy?
Posted by: Seems Legit
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We are. Ship are leaving and coming to some extent by killing their transponders. See yesterday's conference and we just bombed the shit out of most of their radar and command centers yesterday that inhibit passage.
Most of the rest of it deals with Lloyds of London and shipowners fearing risk. The reality is that Iran doesn't really have the ability to sink much if anything of oil tankers, compressed nat gas and resin haulers more as they deal with more flammable materials.
Aren't we bigger, faster, taller stronger and smarter than the Iranian Navy?
Posted by: Seems Legit
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We are. Ship are leaving and coming to some extent by killing their transponders. See yesterday's conference and we just bombed the shit out of most of their radar and command centers yesterday that inhibit passage.
Most of the rest of it deals with Lloyds of London and shipowners fearing risk. The reality is that Iran doesn't really have the ability to sink much if anything of oil tankers, compressed nat gas and resin haulers more as they deal with more flammable materials.
Posted by: whig at June 11, 2026 03:33 PM (E4rtv)
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B/c we don't control the coastlines...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2026 03:32 PM (tOcjL)
That's what B-52's are for.
Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2026 03:32 PM (tOcjL)
That's what B-52's are for.
Posted by: Reforger at June 11, 2026 03:33 PM (bHWR0)
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B/c we don't control the coastlines...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2026 03:32 PM (tOcjL)
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I figured someone would say that. Don't we have the means to deal with any "coastline activity" that would get in the way of any ships we want moving through the Strait?
Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2026 03:32 PM (tOcjL)
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I figured someone would say that. Don't we have the means to deal with any "coastline activity" that would get in the way of any ships we want moving through the Strait?
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 11, 2026 03:33 PM (fgSb9)
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25 Trump is the frog and Iran is the scorpion.
We all know how that played out.
Same, same.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 11, 2026 03:32 PM (MNCvZ)
The scorpion needs its stinger removed...
We all know how that played out.
Same, same.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 11, 2026 03:32 PM (MNCvZ)
The scorpion needs its stinger removed...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2026 03:33 PM (l3cgK)
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Whatever indeed.
Trump is doing is job, and he's doing it without a lot of Americans dying.
People are just going to complain no matter what he does.
I don't see the point of getting all worked about it. You trust him or you don't at this point.
Trump is doing is job, and he's doing it without a lot of Americans dying.
People are just going to complain no matter what he does.
I don't see the point of getting all worked about it. You trust him or you don't at this point.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 11, 2026 03:34 PM (xcxpd)
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33 B/c we don't control the coastlines...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2026 03:32 PM (tOcjL)
That's what B-52's are for.
Posted by: Reforger at June 11, 2026 03:33 PM (bHWR0)
Yeah, that's where it's at...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2026 03:32 PM (tOcjL)
That's what B-52's are for.
Posted by: Reforger at June 11, 2026 03:33 PM (bHWR0)
Yeah, that's where it's at...
Posted by: Fred Schneider at June 11, 2026 03:34 PM (l3cgK)
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His head is misshapen. I wouldn't trust his calls anyway. Do they actually make calls? I don't know, I know they don't understand time.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2026 03:34 PM (n5tGW)
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No, I think I’ve made the argument that ceasing combat operations was a mistake. You don’t make a decision to engage in combat operations, then cease them short of your objectives. Iran provided material support for the insurgency in Iran and the Taliban in Afghanistan. That’s before we get to Hezbollah and a whole alphabet of terror organizations. The IRGC isn’t going to give up until they are all dead. They will cut a deal and wait for us to move out of the battle-space. Then they will resupply, reformulate and start all over again.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 11, 2026 03:35 PM (aobjm)
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Trump is the frog and Iran is the scorpion.
We all know how that played out.
Same, same.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 11, 2026 03:32 PM (MNCvZ)
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If the frog had previously bombed the shit out of the scorpion.... and wouldn't be taking a death sting from it, anyway.
We all know how that played out.
Same, same.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 11, 2026 03:32 PM (MNCvZ)
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If the frog had previously bombed the shit out of the scorpion.... and wouldn't be taking a death sting from it, anyway.
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 03:35 PM (Fi81e)
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"Flippantly" sez Hillary.
MAGABrittany
@paintsaints
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6h
Since when did Hillary Clinton give AF about sports referees?
Since she and terrorist groups are so upset that he’s not allowed in, it sounds like our current government just prevented something bad from happening.
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Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
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Jun 9
As a World Cup host, the U.S. shouldn't be flippantly barring officials from entering the country to do their jobs.
It's terribly backward.
MAGABrittany
@paintsaints
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6h
Since when did Hillary Clinton give AF about sports referees?
Since she and terrorist groups are so upset that he’s not allowed in, it sounds like our current government just prevented something bad from happening.
Quote
Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
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Jun 9
As a World Cup host, the U.S. shouldn't be flippantly barring officials from entering the country to do their jobs.
It's terribly backward.
Posted by: beckster at June 11, 2026 03:35 PM (kX27y)
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36 Whatever indeed.
Trump is doing is job, and he's doing it without a lot of Americans dying.
People are just going to complain no matter what he does.
I don't see the point of getting all worked about it. You trust him or you don't at this point.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 11, 2026 03:34 PM (xcxpd)
Fine. Just wish he’d be quiet about things for a while.
Trump is doing is job, and he's doing it without a lot of Americans dying.
People are just going to complain no matter what he does.
I don't see the point of getting all worked about it. You trust him or you don't at this point.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 11, 2026 03:34 PM (xcxpd)
Fine. Just wish he’d be quiet about things for a while.
Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2026 03:36 PM (Gqar8)
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271 That is a million dollar question...
Answer could be as simple as statement came out 30 minutes before the World Cup start...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2026 03:20 PM (tOcjL)
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My two thoughts were:
1 Pump up market/bring down oil
2. UFC fight this weekend.
Your World Cup idea is good.
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I want to explore my point #1 above. Maybe Trump doing Elon a solid for his IPO tomorrow. Get the market all excited.
Answer could be as simple as statement came out 30 minutes before the World Cup start...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2026 03:20 PM (tOcjL)
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My two thoughts were:
1 Pump up market/bring down oil
2. UFC fight this weekend.
Your World Cup idea is good.
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I want to explore my point #1 above. Maybe Trump doing Elon a solid for his IPO tomorrow. Get the market all excited.
Posted by: WisRich at June 11, 2026 03:36 PM (G0vdT)
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Trump needs some better writers. The script is stale.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 11, 2026 03:37 PM (w8dnx)
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Hey, Rocky, watch me pull an Iranian peace deal out of my hat!
Posted by: 29Victor
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RRAAOOWWRRRRR!!!!!
Hey, Rocky, watch me pull an Iranian peace deal out of my hat!
Posted by: 29Victor
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RRAAOOWWRRRRR!!!!!
Posted by: Contents of the hat at June 11, 2026 03:37 PM (n7rxJ)
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Hillary is still alive? Huh.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 11, 2026 03:37 PM (aobjm)
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36 Whatever indeed.
Trump is doing is job, and he's doing it without a lot of Americans dying.
People are just going to complain no matter what he does.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
Agreed. If Us casualties are kept to ero or near-zero, I ain't gonna complain. We mkicked the shit out of them, and although they are saying "It's only a scratch!", the truth is they will take years and years to recover to where they were before. Not the ideal outcome, but better than nothing.
Trump is doing is job, and he's doing it without a lot of Americans dying.
People are just going to complain no matter what he does.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
Agreed. If Us casualties are kept to ero or near-zero, I ain't gonna complain. We mkicked the shit out of them, and although they are saying "It's only a scratch!", the truth is they will take years and years to recover to where they were before. Not the ideal outcome, but better than nothing.
Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2026 03:37 PM (Av6i5)
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@HillaryClinton
·
Jun 9
As a World Cup host, the U.S. shouldn't be flippantly barring officials from entering the country to do their jobs.
It's terribly backward.
Posted by: beckster at June 11, 2026 03:35 PM (kX27y)
He once had a bounty on his head. $5m That's not small potatoes, you ingrown c*nthair.
·
Jun 9
As a World Cup host, the U.S. shouldn't be flippantly barring officials from entering the country to do their jobs.
It's terribly backward.
Posted by: beckster at June 11, 2026 03:35 PM (kX27y)
He once had a bounty on his head. $5m That's not small potatoes, you ingrown c*nthair.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
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27 I'm admittedly confused, because Trump called in to Fox & Friends this morning and was gung ho about blowing shit up and making the rubble bounce. I thought he'd leared his lesson, possibly at a quality center. Now I don't know what to think.
Posted by: Ian S.
Trump is playing a double game--the long one is the blockade which doesn't get lifted until we get the nuke material safely. The short one is keeping current spot market oil prices down so you get the Iranians actually getting a taste of their own medicine which makes it difficult to oppose. Each time they try to escalate, they get whacked.
Sort of like the knight getting parts lopped off in Monty Python.
And this is at little risk and cost to the US other than playing whack a mole over and over again.
Patience in such situations is a virtue instead of rash action. Remember the goal stated and forever here is getting the nuke material out--not regime change. Israeli calculus is different and not ours. They want the IRGC gone, we are indifferent--if it happens yea, if not we have pulled the worst of their teeth.
And the blockade hurts every other economic and strategic competitor far worse than us.
Posted by: Ian S.
Trump is playing a double game--the long one is the blockade which doesn't get lifted until we get the nuke material safely. The short one is keeping current spot market oil prices down so you get the Iranians actually getting a taste of their own medicine which makes it difficult to oppose. Each time they try to escalate, they get whacked.
Sort of like the knight getting parts lopped off in Monty Python.
And this is at little risk and cost to the US other than playing whack a mole over and over again.
Patience in such situations is a virtue instead of rash action. Remember the goal stated and forever here is getting the nuke material out--not regime change. Israeli calculus is different and not ours. They want the IRGC gone, we are indifferent--if it happens yea, if not we have pulled the worst of their teeth.
And the blockade hurts every other economic and strategic competitor far worse than us.
Posted by: whig at June 11, 2026 03:38 PM (E4rtv)
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This is exhausting, just lay waste to Iran and be done with it. You cannot negotiate with them and any deal will be violated before the ink dries.
Posted by: Rotkappchen at June 11, 2026 03:38 PM (uYPG+)
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No one gave the Somalis the least bit of thought until old man Bush decided to send in troops for "humanitarian" reasons. Then Barky and the other Dems thought they'd be great people to import. News flash: they suck
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2026 03:38 PM (6jOdA)
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Hey, Rocky, watch me pull an Iranian peace deal out of my hat!
Posted by: 29Victor
Bullwinkle was originally supposed to pull it out of his ass, but the network had issues with that.
Posted by: 29Victor
Bullwinkle was originally supposed to pull it out of his ass, but the network had issues with that.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2026 03:38 PM (d5Hep)
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For whatever reason gas prices are creeping down around here.
Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2026 03:38 PM (Gqar8)
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It's not about trusting Trump. It's about trusting the IRGC. I don't. Also don't trust whenever there is another dem prez.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2026 03:38 PM (n5tGW)
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>>>I guess I'm compelled to cover the daily diary drama of static stalemate and infinite "peace deals" about to be signed any moment now
If he plays it right, Trump has given himself the perfect gift for the next two years. He has a victory, a peace deal, free transit of oil that isn't undercutting the international market, and full permission to bomb the contumacious elements of the IRGC that are still hiding out FROM THE IRANIAN GOVERNMENT ITSELF.
My goodness, it is like getting a divorce decree that pays alimony and ensures monthly blow jobs for a decade or until I remarry
If he plays it right, Trump has given himself the perfect gift for the next two years. He has a victory, a peace deal, free transit of oil that isn't undercutting the international market, and full permission to bomb the contumacious elements of the IRGC that are still hiding out FROM THE IRANIAN GOVERNMENT ITSELF.
My goodness, it is like getting a divorce decree that pays alimony and ensures monthly blow jobs for a decade or until I remarry
Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2026 03:38 PM (rbvCR)
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Other reason could be Senate said they would not do another defense reconciliation bill to funnel them another enormous number. So, now budget may be playing a role.
That news also came out around noon today.
That news also came out around noon today.
Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2026 03:38 PM (tOcjL)
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it's just like four times a week we go through this bullshit
a leader is not credible if he's always threatening and always backing down.
"Don't call my bluff," Obama said, and we laughed at him for it.
a leader is not credible if he's always threatening and always backing down.
"Don't call my bluff," Obama said, and we laughed at him for it.
Posted by: ace at June 11, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)
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No slight to you, Mr. Beckster, but I just skip over anything Hillary Clinton would have to say.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2026 03:39 PM (rZCVI)
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I don't see the point of getting all worked about it. You trust him or you don't at this point.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 11, 2026 03:34 PM (xcxpd)
He's a stupid poopyhead who doesn't have a clue what he's doing and never learns anything.
I don't see the point of getting all worked about it. You trust him or you don't at this point.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 11, 2026 03:34 PM (xcxpd)
He's a stupid poopyhead who doesn't have a clue what he's doing and never learns anything.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)
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37 33 B/c we don't control the coastlines...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2026 03:32 PM (tOcjL)
That's what B-52's are for.
Posted by: Reforger at June 11, 2026 03:33 PM (bHWR0)
Yeah, that's where it's at...
Posted by: Fred Schneider at June 11, 2026 03:34
I predicted that joke would be madre within one minute, and you made my prediction come true. Thank you.
Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2026 03:32 PM (tOcjL)
That's what B-52's are for.
Posted by: Reforger at June 11, 2026 03:33 PM (bHWR0)
Yeah, that's where it's at...
Posted by: Fred Schneider at June 11, 2026 03:34
I predicted that joke would be madre within one minute, and you made my prediction come true. Thank you.
Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2026 03:39 PM (Av6i5)
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For whatever reason gas prices are creeping down around here.
Posted by: tubal
$3.21 here. Lowest I've seen.
Posted by: tubal
$3.21 here. Lowest I've seen.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2026 03:39 PM (d5Hep)
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I dont think Trump understands just how much credibility he's thrown away on this endless back and forth with Iran. Promising over and over to bomb them into the stone age and them getting a last minute reprieve.
Posted by: Sharpie at June 11, 2026 03:39 PM (zK7gf)
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Recent info released by CENTCOM signals we do control the Strait enough to get a dozen ships a night through to open water (Gulf of Oman), traveling close-in to the south shore of the Strait. We do control all passage of ships in and out of the Strait through the southeast. Not in the Strait itself. The blockade line is several hundred miles SE of the Strait, across the Gulf of Oman.
Posted by: Gref at June 11, 2026 03:40 PM (5rh/l)
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Fine. Just wish he’d be quiet about things for a while.
Posted by: tubal
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Helps quiet the oil markets. And like the sixty day ceasefire ending on the day strikes happened, it allows us to update targeting.
FWIW, Ben Had, who is following this, thinks that Vahidi, commander of the IRGC might have been gotten. AWOL so far. We hit the IRGC main command center south of Teheran last night big time.
Posted by: tubal
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Helps quiet the oil markets. And like the sixty day ceasefire ending on the day strikes happened, it allows us to update targeting.
FWIW, Ben Had, who is following this, thinks that Vahidi, commander of the IRGC might have been gotten. AWOL so far. We hit the IRGC main command center south of Teheran last night big time.
Posted by: whig at June 11, 2026 03:40 PM (E4rtv)
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>>A Somali referee was denied a visa from the Trump Administration due to terrorist ties.
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And he tried to make an end-run around the denial by entering on a diplomatic passport!
>>A Somali referee was denied a visa from the Trump Administration due to terrorist ties.
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And he tried to make an end-run around the denial by entering on a diplomatic passport!
Posted by: Contents of the hat at June 11, 2026 03:40 PM (n7rxJ)
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57 it's just like four times a week we go through this bullshit
a leader is not credible if he's always threatening and always backing down.
"Don't call my bluff," Obama said, and we laughed at him for it.
Posted by: ace at June 11, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)
It's b/c this didn't end when Trump 1st thought it would end. I'm not sure he really wanted to send the attacks this week, but Hegsgeth probably went batshit over American military literally getting attacked, and Trump gave in to the minimum...
a leader is not credible if he's always threatening and always backing down.
"Don't call my bluff," Obama said, and we laughed at him for it.
Posted by: ace at June 11, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)
It's b/c this didn't end when Trump 1st thought it would end. I'm not sure he really wanted to send the attacks this week, but Hegsgeth probably went batshit over American military literally getting attacked, and Trump gave in to the minimum...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2026 03:40 PM (tOcjL)
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Nuke the well in Qom. War over.
Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2026 03:28 PM (Av6i5)
Nah, just send the clowns from the Oak Island program over there with their equipment and crews. They will make sure that Imam is never found.
Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2026 03:28 PM (Av6i5)
Nah, just send the clowns from the Oak Island program over there with their equipment and crews. They will make sure that Imam is never found.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2026 03:41 PM (rbvCR)
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My goodness, it is like getting a divorce decree that pays alimony and ensures monthly blow jobs for a decade or until I remarry
Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2026 03:38 PM (rbvCR)
Not to go too deep into the analogy but that deal only works with teeth removal
Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2026 03:38 PM (rbvCR)
Not to go too deep into the analogy but that deal only works with teeth removal
Posted by: ... at June 11, 2026 03:41 PM (FDtJc)
69
A Toronto cop was shot dead today investigating the March shooting at the US consulate. Nineteen yr old suspect bring sought . Brt name has some version of Muhammad involved
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2026 03:41 PM (6jOdA)
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Aren't we bigger, faster, taller stronger and smarter than the Iranian Navy?
Six million dollars doesn't go as far as it used to.
Aren't we bigger, faster, taller stronger and smarter than the Iranian Navy?
Six million dollars doesn't go as far as it used to.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2026 03:42 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: L - No nic... at June 11, 2026 03:42 PM (NFX2v)
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A Toronto cop was shot dead today investigating the March shooting at the US consulate. Nineteen yr old suspect bring sought . Brt name has some version of Muhammad involved
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2026 03:41 PM (6jOdA)
We'll never know the reason why.......
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2026 03:41 PM (6jOdA)
We'll never know the reason why.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)
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No slight to you, Mr. Beckster, but I just skip over anything Hillary Clinton would have to say.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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I truly wonder why she's still out there trying to be relevant. At this point, who is still giving her new sources of income for Being Hillary?
No slight to you, Mr. Beckster, but I just skip over anything Hillary Clinton would have to say.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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I truly wonder why she's still out there trying to be relevant. At this point, who is still giving her new sources of income for Being Hillary?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 11, 2026 03:43 PM (n7rxJ)
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He's a stupid poopyhead who doesn't have a clue what he's doing and never learns anything.
Posted by: Sponge
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Rope a dope strategy is hard to explain to those impatient for an immediate result.
We did squat against Iran for 48 years and suddenly everyone wants it done in a month because they are tired of hearing about it or some such.
And I think paying higher gas prices right now is behind a lot of the kvetching.
Posted by: Sponge
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Rope a dope strategy is hard to explain to those impatient for an immediate result.
We did squat against Iran for 48 years and suddenly everyone wants it done in a month because they are tired of hearing about it or some such.
And I think paying higher gas prices right now is behind a lot of the kvetching.
Posted by: whig at June 11, 2026 03:43 PM (E4rtv)
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And I don't want to hear a damned thing about how "he knows more" ... bullshit... Its clear to anyone with two eyeballs that the Iranians are playing him a fool.
Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 03:29 PM (WYStd)
Please, tell me. What are the victory conditions for the US and what are the victory conditions for Iran.
If either of them are "get a positive report on CNN" I will silently judge your response
Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 03:29 PM (WYStd)
Please, tell me. What are the victory conditions for the US and what are the victory conditions for Iran.
If either of them are "get a positive report on CNN" I will silently judge your response
Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2026 03:43 PM (rbvCR)
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FWIW, Ben Had, who is following this, thinks that Vahidi, commander of the IRGC might have been gotten. AWOL so far. We hit the IRGC main command center south of Teheran last night big time.
That kind of fits with something Trump said this morning that I thought was odd: that we'd done something so major that if we did put a few boots on the ground they'd meet no resistance.
That kind of fits with something Trump said this morning that I thought was odd: that we'd done something so major that if we did put a few boots on the ground they'd meet no resistance.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 11, 2026 03:44 PM (2ocoG)
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I will silently judge your response
Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2026 03:43 PM (rbvCR)
Well that's no fun
Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2026 03:43 PM (rbvCR)
Well that's no fun
Posted by: ... at June 11, 2026 03:44 PM (FDtJc)
Posted by: runner at June 11, 2026 03:44 PM (GD0B3)
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So some Tehran based diplomat signs a "deal".
Will the IRGC respect that piece of paper? Most likely no.
Will they surrender the enriched uranium? Most likely no.
Will they allow ships unfettered access to the Straight, without tolls? Most likely no.
So, whatever "deal" is being proposed isn't worth the paper it's printed on, factions of the Iranian power structure will violate it before the ink is dry and we're gonna be right back where we were yesterday, the day before and the day before that.
It's getting downright depressing watching the Iranians play Trump like this.
Will the IRGC respect that piece of paper? Most likely no.
Will they surrender the enriched uranium? Most likely no.
Will they allow ships unfettered access to the Straight, without tolls? Most likely no.
So, whatever "deal" is being proposed isn't worth the paper it's printed on, factions of the Iranian power structure will violate it before the ink is dry and we're gonna be right back where we were yesterday, the day before and the day before that.
It's getting downright depressing watching the Iranians play Trump like this.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 11, 2026 03:45 PM (MNCvZ)
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Being in the military is inherently dangerous. In 2025, 715 service members died in accidents and other causes. When you move into combat deployments, those numbers typically go up just by nature of the operations. We have 13 members KIA so far and a reported 400 wounded in Epic Fury. We almost had another two CWO’s smoked in the AH-64. We are there. We are ready. Everyone knows the risks.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 11, 2026 03:45 PM (aobjm)
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If Trump believes we are willing to live with hyperinflation to defeat the mullahs, he is out of his mind.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 11, 2026 03:45 PM (w8dnx)
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To reiterate my comment from the last thread, maybe a little more directly - maybe Trump should shut up with the daily announcements about Iran, already. Not very helpful.
Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2026 03:32 PM (Gqar
Everyone is a specialist on something, and some people are world class experts in certain areas.
I am going to hazard to guess that Trump is probably the best expert alive on managing media and media releases.
Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2026 03:32 PM (Gqar
Everyone is a specialist on something, and some people are world class experts in certain areas.
I am going to hazard to guess that Trump is probably the best expert alive on managing media and media releases.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2026 03:46 PM (rbvCR)
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These were the same stupid people saying how righteous it was to ban tennis players from entering because they didn't have a clot shot. But oh no, we have to let a terrorist ref in!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2026 03:46 PM (n5tGW)
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Iran issues new statement vowing once again not to do that thing in Americas mouth that they promised not to do again.
Reiterates commitment to only insert the tip.
President Trump cautiously optimistic of outcome.
IRGC officials seen high-fiving at after-party.
Reiterates commitment to only insert the tip.
President Trump cautiously optimistic of outcome.
IRGC officials seen high-fiving at after-party.
Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 11, 2026 03:46 PM (XovX4)
85
Damn, I was really looking forward to that bombing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 11, 2026 03:46 PM (tHjS6)
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78 WE ARE VERY CLOSE!
😂🤡
Posted by: runner at June 11, 2026 03:44 PM (GD0B3)
I SAID, THE SHERIFF IS NEAR ...
😂🤡
Posted by: runner at June 11, 2026 03:44 PM (GD0B3)
I SAID, THE SHERIFF IS NEAR ...
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at June 11, 2026 03:47 PM (3sXRv)
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And I don't want to hear a damned thing about how "he knows more" ... bullshit... Its clear to anyone with two eyeballs that the Iranians are playing him a fool.
Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 03:29 PM (WYStd)
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Oh, and we always comply with those requests about what somebody doesn't want to hear, too....
Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2026 03:29 PM (WYStd)
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Oh, and we always comply with those requests about what somebody doesn't want to hear, too....
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 03:47 PM (Fi81e)
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Wait, no so fast ...
"RGC-owned Fars News:
"Source: Iran Has Not Yet Approved Any Text for an Agreement
A well-informed source close to the Islamic Republic of Iran's negotiating team informed Fars News Agency that no text for an initial memorandum of understanding with the United States has been approved.
Earlier, the President of the United States claimed in a message on the social media platform Truth Social that Iran had agreed to a text for an initial memorandum of understanding at the highest level."
"RGC-owned Fars News:
"Source: Iran Has Not Yet Approved Any Text for an Agreement
A well-informed source close to the Islamic Republic of Iran's negotiating team informed Fars News Agency that no text for an initial memorandum of understanding with the United States has been approved.
Earlier, the President of the United States claimed in a message on the social media platform Truth Social that Iran had agreed to a text for an initial memorandum of understanding at the highest level."
Posted by: runner at June 11, 2026 03:47 PM (GD0B3)
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JD Vance is going on the View. The world is effed up
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2026 03:47 PM (6jOdA)
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81 If Trump believes we are willing to live with hyperinflation to defeat the mullahs, he is out of his mind.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 11, 2026 03:45 PM (w8dnx)
Fortunately that's not on the table. Unless the Iranians really did have a nuke and turn the Middle East green.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 11, 2026 03:45 PM (w8dnx)
Fortunately that's not on the table. Unless the Iranians really did have a nuke and turn the Middle East green.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 11, 2026 03:47 PM (okun6)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 11, 2026 03:47 PM (wBaIH)
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29 year olds are usually smarter. I am disappoint.
Posted by: connected and litigious at June 11, 2026 03:47 PM (cS1cw)
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Fine. Just wish he’d be quiet about things for a while.
Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2026 03:36 PM (Gqar
WHAT IS TRUMP HIDING FROM US? WHY IS HE COLLABORATING TO SELL US OUT TO ISRAEL!!!!!
Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2026 03:36 PM (Gqar
WHAT IS TRUMP HIDING FROM US? WHY IS HE COLLABORATING TO SELL US OUT TO ISRAEL!!!!!
Posted by: CNN Viewer at June 11, 2026 03:48 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 11, 2026 03:49 PM (wBaIH)
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For whatever reason gas prices are creeping down around here.
Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2026 03:38 PM (Gqar
Yeah, 3.49 here seems to be the average.
Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2026 03:38 PM (Gqar
Yeah, 3.49 here seems to be the average.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 03:49 PM (zZu0s)
96
I'm okay with never allowing another Somali into the United States.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 11, 2026 03:49 PM (fgSb9)
97
Chow's a real piece of work:
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
·
4h
Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow invited the Somali referee to Canada. He was denied entree to the U.S. because of alleged ties to terrorist org Al-Shabaab who put out a statement backing him
She also threatened ICE:
“Stay out ICE! We do not need you here.”
Chow's a real piece of work:
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
·
4h
Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow invited the Somali referee to Canada. He was denied entree to the U.S. because of alleged ties to terrorist org Al-Shabaab who put out a statement backing him
She also threatened ICE:
“Stay out ICE! We do not need you here.”
Posted by: beckster at June 11, 2026 03:49 PM (kX27y)
98
I never thought Trump would make Obama look decisive and serious by comparison. But here we are.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2026 03:49 PM (edUvp)
99
Iran shovels BS for negotiations thenbreaks them within 12 hours.
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 03:49 PM (Ia/+0)
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Yes. Trump is getting played. By Iran.
Because he's a stupid poopyhead who has no clue what he's doing and never learns anything.
Because he's a stupid poopyhead who has no clue what he's doing and never learns anything.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)
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best deal ever?
"Iranian report: 'Likelihood of Tehran approving current version of deal is high'
The Iranian news agency Fars reported that "given that the U.S. accepted the version proposed by Iran, the likelihood that this version will be approved by the regime is high." It was further noted that "about two weeks ago, the draft text of the memorandum of understanding between the negotiating teams was only waiting for final approval in Tehran and Washington. Trump again demanded to add some new details and in response Iran announced it would not examine the new version. Since Wednesday, Qatar entered as a mediator and announced the U.S. withdrawal from the new additional clauses. That is, a return to the original text that was still awaiting final approval. Not only did Iran not give a final response, but it is the U.S. that returned to its previous demand."
"Iranian report: 'Likelihood of Tehran approving current version of deal is high'
The Iranian news agency Fars reported that "given that the U.S. accepted the version proposed by Iran, the likelihood that this version will be approved by the regime is high." It was further noted that "about two weeks ago, the draft text of the memorandum of understanding between the negotiating teams was only waiting for final approval in Tehran and Washington. Trump again demanded to add some new details and in response Iran announced it would not examine the new version. Since Wednesday, Qatar entered as a mediator and announced the U.S. withdrawal from the new additional clauses. That is, a return to the original text that was still awaiting final approval. Not only did Iran not give a final response, but it is the U.S. that returned to its previous demand."
Posted by: runner at June 11, 2026 03:50 PM (GD0B3)
102
JD Vance is going on the View. The world is effed up
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2026 03:47 PM (6jOdA)
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If he's worth anything at all, at some place before the halfway point, they will go to a quick commercial, and he will have left the studio by the time they get back.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2026 03:47 PM (6jOdA)
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If he's worth anything at all, at some place before the halfway point, they will go to a quick commercial, and he will have left the studio by the time they get back.
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 03:50 PM (Fi81e)
103
Problem I think President Trump has is less than 1/2 the Senate and Congress is behind him.
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 03:51 PM (Ia/+0)
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JD Vance is going on the View. The world is effed up
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2026 03:47 PM (6jOdA)
Punishment for the Iran deal....
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2026 03:47 PM (6jOdA)
Punishment for the Iran deal....
Posted by: runner at June 11, 2026 03:51 PM (GD0B3)
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Problem I think President Trump has is less than 1/2 the Senate and Congress is behind him.
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 03:51 PM (Ia/+0)
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Bingo.
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 03:51 PM (Ia/+0)
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Bingo.
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 03:52 PM (Fi81e)
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Ya know, you are all right. Trump is better at all of this than I, and he’s the one calling the shots. I am through with having an opinion on all of this because I don’t have a clue as to what’s going on. He’s gonna do what he’s gonna do. Imma wait for a boob, gun, music, movie, pet thread. Dammit Ace, give us one of those!!!
Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2026 03:52 PM (Gqar8)
107
Not to go too deep into the analogy but that deal only works with teeth removal
Posted by: ... at June 11, 2026 03:41 PM (FDtJc)
example #1 for why it is important to find a good lawyer
Posted by: ... at June 11, 2026 03:41 PM (FDtJc)
example #1 for why it is important to find a good lawyer
Posted by: CNN Viewer at June 11, 2026 03:52 PM (rbvCR)
108
CPI was up 4.2% (annualized) for May. The print for April was 3.8%. Far too high and headed in the wrong direction.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 11, 2026 03:52 PM (w8dnx)
109
Is Nanzi Pelosi dead yet?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 11, 2026 03:52 PM (fiBGB)
110
At least we'll have a race war and a UFC fight to keep us company for this July 4.
Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 11, 2026 03:52 PM (XovX4)
111
Not that anyone should believe FARS.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2026 03:52 PM (n5tGW)
112
Is it possible that Trump allowed himself to be boxed in by the left and Iran? I suppose so, but that doesn't track with what we've seen in other arenas. In my opinion the man has earned a little grace by running rings around the Lefty/media/pedo Industrial Complex, so I'm willing to wait awhile longer to see what happens
Posted by: Polka will never die at June 11, 2026 03:52 PM (hy4ia)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 03:52 PM (zZu0s)
114
Vance can handle himself.
Michelle Malkin went on theView one time to a hostile crowd and owned those bitches. Basically ignore them and get your talking points out.
Michelle Malkin went on theView one time to a hostile crowd and owned those bitches. Basically ignore them and get your talking points out.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 11, 2026 03:52 PM (Sco7b)
115
and..this is from the region "Iran denies the existence of an agreement; Israel says no such agreement exists."
Posted by: runner at June 11, 2026 03:52 PM (GD0B3)
116
JD Vance is going on the View. The world is effed up
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2026 03:47 PM (6jOdA)
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If he's worth anything at all, at some place before the halfway point, they will go to a quick commercial, and he will have left the studio by the time they get back.
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 03:50 PM (Fi81e)
If he's having a great day, at least one or more of the harridan's heads will have exploded live from cognitive dissonance.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2026 03:47 PM (6jOdA)
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If he's worth anything at all, at some place before the halfway point, they will go to a quick commercial, and he will have left the studio by the time they get back.
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 03:50 PM (Fi81e)
If he's having a great day, at least one or more of the harridan's heads will have exploded live from cognitive dissonance.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 11, 2026 03:53 PM (qx7Zg)
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Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 11, 2026 03:43 PM (n7rxJ)
I think she is utterly narcissistic and feels that she need to kvetch about how she would have done things better than. Trump. Do theyClintons actually need any more money? . It's not as if she's like Hunter Biden -blowing it all on hookers and blow.
I think she is utterly narcissistic and feels that she need to kvetch about how she would have done things better than. Trump. Do theyClintons actually need any more money? . It's not as if she's like Hunter Biden -blowing it all on hookers and blow.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2026 03:53 PM (Nx5jP)
118
The Bablyon Bee was making fun of what Americans "got" from this whole war with Iran, and it's a question worth asking. Basically we got a spike in inflation and energy prices.
It's clear Trump will take absolutely any deal at this point to leave and declare victory.
It's clear Trump will take absolutely any deal at this point to leave and declare victory.
Posted by: Sharpie at June 11, 2026 03:53 PM (zK7gf)
119
Not that anyone should believe FARS.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2026 03:52 PM (n5tGW)
They're not lying.
Iran is playing Trump.
Trump is teh stoopids.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2026 03:52 PM (n5tGW)
They're not lying.
Iran is playing Trump.
Trump is teh stoopids.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)
120
We've seen this fucking play out a dozen times already and Trump is just getting rope-a-doped.
I'm not sure it's Trump getting rope-a-doped.
I'm not sure it's Trump getting rope-a-doped.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 11, 2026 03:53 PM (XMwZJ)
121
JD Vance is going on the View. The world is effed up
I think we're going to eat well on meme clips, at the very least. He might actually take down Whoopi with a blowdart.
I think we're going to eat well on meme clips, at the very least. He might actually take down Whoopi with a blowdart.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 11, 2026 03:53 PM (2ocoG)
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108 CPI was up 4.2% (annualized) for May. The print for April was 3.8%. Far too high and headed in the wrong direction.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 11, 2026 03:52 PM (w8dnx)
60% of that due to fuel costs. Hardly hyper-inflation and a nuclear Iran presents far more risk to oil supplies than a blockade.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 11, 2026 03:52 PM (w8dnx)
60% of that due to fuel costs. Hardly hyper-inflation and a nuclear Iran presents far more risk to oil supplies than a blockade.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 11, 2026 03:54 PM (okun6)
123
There's a negotiation born every minute
Posted by: P.T. Mullahs at June 11, 2026 03:54 PM (HjaZ4)
124
WHAT IS TRUMP HIDING FROM US? WHY IS HE COLLABORATING TO SELL US OUT TO ISRAEL!!!!!
Posted by: CNN Viewer
I'm seeing a disheartening amount of people on the right who hate CNN and who are taking this exact position. Somehow any action we take against Iran is only to satisfy Israel, and we have zero legitimate interest there.
Posted by: CNN Viewer
I'm seeing a disheartening amount of people on the right who hate CNN and who are taking this exact position. Somehow any action we take against Iran is only to satisfy Israel, and we have zero legitimate interest there.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 11, 2026 03:54 PM (mkw2N)
125
Trump says the the signing (of something..) will be in Europe (any bets which sad country is hosting this nonsense?) and it will be Vance and Witkoff signing...okey dokey
Posted by: runner at June 11, 2026 03:54 PM (GD0B3)
126
We are pretty much locked in on Rubio/DeSantis for 2028, are we not?
Posted by: Oglebay at June 11, 2026 03:54 PM (w8dnx)
127
Yeah, this on again off again crap... not good.
Then add in his calling to reauthorize the FISA warrantless spying on American Citizens, WHICH WAS USED AGAINST HIM, HIS STAFF, and ALLIES...
not sure what the hell is going on.
Then add in his calling to reauthorize the FISA warrantless spying on American Citizens, WHICH WAS USED AGAINST HIM, HIS STAFF, and ALLIES...
not sure what the hell is going on.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 11, 2026 03:54 PM (mP0Kj)
128
Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow invited the Somali referee to Canada. He was denied entree to the U.S. because of alleged ties to terrorist org Al-Shabaab who put out a statement backing him
She also threatened ICE:
“Stay out ICE! We do not need you here.”
Posted by: beckster
What a dip shit.
She also threatened ICE:
“Stay out ICE! We do not need you here.”
Posted by: beckster
What a dip shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2026 03:55 PM (d5Hep)
129
The market looks great, crude is under 90.
Posted by: runner at June 11, 2026 03:55 PM (GD0B3)
130
>>> They're not lying.
Iran is playing Trump.
Trump is teh stoopids.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)
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Not sure if this is sarcasm, but if not, I am inclined to believe it
Iran is playing Trump.
Trump is teh stoopids.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)
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Not sure if this is sarcasm, but if not, I am inclined to believe it
Posted by: Turn 2 at June 11, 2026 03:55 PM (Y2/Vj)
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I think she is utterly narcissistic and feels that she need to kvetch about how she would have done things better than. Trump. Do theyClintons actually need any more money? . It's not as if she's like Hunter Biden -blowing it all on hookers and blow.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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I think you're right. It's psychological and emotional now. I think of Hillary as an aggressive grifter and therefore always looking for a chance to milk her name for a buck, but there's also her wounded psyche. I still watch her concession speech from 2016 from time to time, and I'm sure she lives with it every day.
I think she is utterly narcissistic and feels that she need to kvetch about how she would have done things better than. Trump. Do theyClintons actually need any more money? . It's not as if she's like Hunter Biden -blowing it all on hookers and blow.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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I think you're right. It's psychological and emotional now. I think of Hillary as an aggressive grifter and therefore always looking for a chance to milk her name for a buck, but there's also her wounded psyche. I still watch her concession speech from 2016 from time to time, and I'm sure she lives with it every day.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 11, 2026 03:56 PM (n7rxJ)
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Guys, aren't we being a bit retarded?
I realize we all have adhd and cannot concentrate on anything but boobs for more than 5 seconds, but saying Trump is worse than Obama and dumping all over him is more than slightly fucking stupid. We are being like a high maintenance girl to a simp, here.
I realize we all have adhd and cannot concentrate on anything but boobs for more than 5 seconds, but saying Trump is worse than Obama and dumping all over him is more than slightly fucking stupid. We are being like a high maintenance girl to a simp, here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2026 03:56 PM (zZu0s)
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I did not vote for 4.2% (and headed higher) inflation.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 11, 2026 03:56 PM (w8dnx)
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CPI is going to fall like a rock when this is over. WTI is already down over 4% on NYMEX.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 11, 2026 03:56 PM (aobjm)
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The story of the $3B that Trump allegedly had flown into Tehran ... seems to have died. Is that part of the deal too? Markets seem moderately happy ... not sure it is related to A Deal though.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 11, 2026 03:56 PM (vbXSk)
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I'm not sure it's Trump getting rope-a-doped.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 11, 2026 03:53 PM (XMwZJ)
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Hey! That guy said he doesn't want to hear how Trump might have something figured out!
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 11, 2026 03:53 PM (XMwZJ)
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Hey! That guy said he doesn't want to hear how Trump might have something figured out!
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 03:56 PM (Fi81e)
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Maybe Sponge, we'll have to wait and see.
But FARS is the new york times of the cnn of the learing center.
But FARS is the new york times of the cnn of the learing center.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2026 03:57 PM (n5tGW)
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If Trump is not getting played, I hope someone is telling him it certainly looks like he's fuckin getting played from down here.
From down here it looks like he's a salesman in the last week of the quarter with a bad case of commission breath trying to make a sale before his manager puts him on a PIP.
I've got as much of an eagle noise hardon for Trump as anyone, but this looks bad right now.
From down here it looks like he's a salesman in the last week of the quarter with a bad case of commission breath trying to make a sale before his manager puts him on a PIP.
I've got as much of an eagle noise hardon for Trump as anyone, but this looks bad right now.
Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 11, 2026 03:57 PM (XovX4)
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> We are being like a high maintenance girl to a simp, here.
Don't you dare call me high maintenance. I demand you buy me something expensive and grovel at my feet as penance.
Don't you dare call me high maintenance. I demand you buy me something expensive and grovel at my feet as penance.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 11, 2026 03:58 PM (mkw2N)
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ICE go to Canada?
Global warming and they need to be cooled off maybe?
Global warming and they need to be cooled off maybe?
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 03:58 PM (Ia/+0)
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I'm not sure it's Trump getting rope-a-doped.
Careful, you're going to anger all of the people who weirdly only post on threads about Iran and totally aren't getting money from Neville Singham.
Careful, you're going to anger all of the people who weirdly only post on threads about Iran and totally aren't getting money from Neville Singham.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 11, 2026 03:58 PM (2ocoG)
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138 If Trump is not getting played, I hope someone is telling him it certainly looks like he's fuckin getting played from down here.
From down here it looks like he's a salesman in the last week of the quarter with a bad case of commission breath trying to make a sale before his manager puts him on a PIP.
I've got as much of an eagle noise hardon for Trump as anyone, but this looks bad right now.
Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 11, 2026 03:57 PM (XovX4)
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Perfection
From down here it looks like he's a salesman in the last week of the quarter with a bad case of commission breath trying to make a sale before his manager puts him on a PIP.
I've got as much of an eagle noise hardon for Trump as anyone, but this looks bad right now.
Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 11, 2026 03:57 PM (XovX4)
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Perfection
Posted by: Oglebay at June 11, 2026 03:58 PM (w8dnx)
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Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 11, 2026 03:56 PM (n7rxJ)
Aggressive grifter with a wounded psyche. That is an accurate description, I think.
Aggressive grifter with a wounded psyche. That is an accurate description, I think.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2026 03:58 PM (Nx5jP)
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Trump is obviously too distracted by the Trayvon Anthony case to be paying attention to Iran and anything else that's going on.
We all know he's got a one track mind and never varies from one thing to another until it's completed.
Stupid poopyhead.
We all know he's got a one track mind and never varies from one thing to another until it's completed.
Stupid poopyhead.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
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Has Trump met his Merv Griffin in the Iranian?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 11, 2026 03:59 PM (Vh9CX)
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I would look to see if Nanzi is still breathing but afraid to be disappointed.
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 03:59 PM (Ia/+0)
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Apparently the Toronto mayor doesn't realize that ICE is a US government agency that generally doesn't invade other countries
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2026 03:59 PM (6jOdA)
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Gripe about Trump all you want to but the alternative would have been Kamala Harris. I'll take Trump any day over that.
Posted by: Case at June 11, 2026 04:00 PM (+zXtV)
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Fortunately that's not on the table. Unless the Iranians really did have a nuke and turn the Middle East green.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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A basic knowledge of economics of supply and demand is simply not taught today for most people.
FWIW, hyperinflation is considered at 10 percent per year or higher. Trend lines on gas are actually flat for the first part of June because the miracle of the market has decided that 90's to 100 per barrel adequately prices in current demand/supply and risk. When energy prices start drifting down, which gas prices have done so in part in June, then so do other markers like groceries that depend on transport costs.
The oil shock since the Arab Oil Embargoes in 1973 and the Iranian Revolution in 1979, has been feared in the West ever since then. This shows it is in fact a paper tiger if a) we produce our own oil, b) much of the cost of that increased price of oil falls on China and other manufacturing nations that are competitors of the US. This shock is resulting in money coming into the US to buy our oil and gas rather than leaving. And is causing a lot of exploration and development of new resources here and in Venezuela.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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A basic knowledge of economics of supply and demand is simply not taught today for most people.
FWIW, hyperinflation is considered at 10 percent per year or higher. Trend lines on gas are actually flat for the first part of June because the miracle of the market has decided that 90's to 100 per barrel adequately prices in current demand/supply and risk. When energy prices start drifting down, which gas prices have done so in part in June, then so do other markers like groceries that depend on transport costs.
The oil shock since the Arab Oil Embargoes in 1973 and the Iranian Revolution in 1979, has been feared in the West ever since then. This shows it is in fact a paper tiger if a) we produce our own oil, b) much of the cost of that increased price of oil falls on China and other manufacturing nations that are competitors of the US. This shock is resulting in money coming into the US to buy our oil and gas rather than leaving. And is causing a lot of exploration and development of new resources here and in Venezuela.
Posted by: whig at June 11, 2026 04:00 PM (E4rtv)
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Iran is a state sponsor of terrorism for fifty years, with nukes or not. They need to be eliminated not asked nicely if they will refrain from nuking us.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 11, 2026 04:00 PM (/lPRQ)
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Trump is obviously too distracted by the Trayvon Anthony case to be paying attention to Iran and anything else that's going on.
We all know he's got a one track mind and never varies from one thing to another until it's completed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
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Too much time watching the Gorilla channel!
We all know he's got a one track mind and never varies from one thing to another until it's completed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
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Too much time watching the Gorilla channel!
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 04:00 PM (Fi81e)
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Well here I was all settled in finally to wait out a long term blockade.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2026 04:00 PM (n5tGW)
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One possible good outcome of J.D. on The Spew: maybe Ana Navarro will get so mad she'll spring a leak and go fwooshing away like a punctured balloon.
Posted by: Delurker at June 11, 2026 04:00 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: torabora at June 11, 2026 04:01 PM (t2zKj)
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I think Ben Had is right about Vahidi.
If the IRGC and the civilian government are at odds, which seems to be the case, then taking out the IRGC commander in a strike would certainly help the situation.
I hope that’s exactly what happened and this might be the real final deal after so many episodes of Lucy pulling away the football.
If the IRGC and the civilian government are at odds, which seems to be the case, then taking out the IRGC commander in a strike would certainly help the situation.
I hope that’s exactly what happened and this might be the real final deal after so many episodes of Lucy pulling away the football.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 11, 2026 04:01 PM (6ydKt)
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Hopefully Shrodinger's peace deal / ceasefire whatever will be done and over soon.
Then we can enjoy...
-the rest of Pride season
-that soccer thing
-Obama's Library of Doom
Then we can enjoy...
-the rest of Pride season
-that soccer thing
-Obama's Library of Doom
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 11, 2026 04:01 PM (Sco7b)
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Watch for it - the "deal" is going to hand Iran all the money they want, with only a promise to "negotiate" the nuclear material for 60 days. After 60 days, Iran will say "ha ha screw you we're keeping it all and building a nuke" and since every US asset will have been stood down, Trump will try to pretend that's what he really wanted all along. The US will never go into a war during campaigning for a mid term election, and Iran knows it.
The model for the deal - the Hamas "peace agreement" that promised to see Hamas be disarmed - and which collapsed completely in less than 60 days, with no one doing a thing about it.
The model for the deal - the Hamas "peace agreement" that promised to see Hamas be disarmed - and which collapsed completely in less than 60 days, with no one doing a thing about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2026 04:01 PM (edUvp)
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Gripe about Trump all you want to but the alternative would have been Kamala Harris. I'll take Trump any day over that.
Posted by: Case at June 11, 26 04:00 PM (+zXtV)
I would say people are not griping about Trump in general , just some specific moves in the international arena...people are allowed to do that, no?
Posted by: Case at June 11, 26 04:00 PM (+zXtV)
I would say people are not griping about Trump in general , just some specific moves in the international arena...people are allowed to do that, no?
Posted by: runner at June 11, 2026 04:01 PM (GD0B3)
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maybe Ana Navarro will get so mad she'll spring a leak and go fwooshing away like a punctured balloon.
Posted by: Delurker at June 11, 2026 04:00 PM (gtcuf)
It would be more the scene from Monty Python, or the dead whale on the shore.
Posted by: Delurker at June 11, 2026 04:00 PM (gtcuf)
It would be more the scene from Monty Python, or the dead whale on the shore.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 11, 2026 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)
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I actually dont think Trump is being "played", I think he 100% knows this won't accomplish anything and they're not going to actually honor any treaty. But he wants out and doesnt want the headwind on the economy.
He can just later say they lied, didn't keep the agreement, etc. But not our problem.
There's really only one way to "win" this and that's a multi-trillion dollar Iraq type operation in nation building for the next decade. Iran knows we don't have the stomach for that.
He can just later say they lied, didn't keep the agreement, etc. But not our problem.
There's really only one way to "win" this and that's a multi-trillion dollar Iraq type operation in nation building for the next decade. Iran knows we don't have the stomach for that.
Posted by: Sharpie at June 11, 2026 04:01 PM (zK7gf)
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CPI is going to fall like a rock when this is over. WTI is already down over 4% on NYMEX.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 11, 2026 03:56 PM (aobjm)
CPI is a) a month out of date at least, and 2) tends to switch around important data points and exclude fuel and housing. It is 4% and down from 9% for May. ShadowStats thinks it is at 8% down from 11% level using 1990's standards.
There is another index that is more real-time that thinks the current CPI is closer to 2% and we will see that in the BLS data in a month or so
I hope so.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 11, 2026 03:56 PM (aobjm)
CPI is a) a month out of date at least, and 2) tends to switch around important data points and exclude fuel and housing. It is 4% and down from 9% for May. ShadowStats thinks it is at 8% down from 11% level using 1990's standards.
There is another index that is more real-time that thinks the current CPI is closer to 2% and we will see that in the BLS data in a month or so
I hope so.
Posted by: CNN Viewer at June 11, 2026 04:02 PM (rbvCR)
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Considering how often the Golden Scalp Weasel pulls a victory out of a rabbit, I'm inclined to wait and give him the benefit of the doubt.
Considering how often the Golden Scalp Weasel pulls a victory out of a rabbit, I'm inclined to wait and give him the benefit of the doubt.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2026 04:02 PM (y9nCu)
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stupid media centered sock
Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2026 04:02 PM (rbvCR)
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I'm with tubal in post 106 except that I may be one of five people not waiting for a boob thread😉 see you folks later.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2026 04:02 PM (Nx5jP)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 11, 2026 04:02 PM (Sco7b)
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I just we put a boot up their ass.
But they liked it.
Posted by: torabora at June 11, 2026 04:01 PM (t2zKj)
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Like checking Takai's oil.
But they liked it.
Posted by: torabora at June 11, 2026 04:01 PM (t2zKj)
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Like checking Takai's oil.
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 04:03 PM (Fi81e)
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The fourth President of the United States isn't in here telling us all how Trump is winning and Iran is losing a gabillion dollars a day? I am disappoint.
Posted by: Delurker at June 11, 2026 04:03 PM (gtcuf)
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One possible good outcome of J.D. on The Spew: maybe Ana Navarro will get so mad she'll spring a leak and go fwooshing away like a punctured balloon.
I'm looking forward to it now, because they're *all* gonna be that mad probably. And Joy Behar and Whoopi flying around the studio making balloon farting noises is the mental image of the summer.
I'm looking forward to it now, because they're *all* gonna be that mad probably. And Joy Behar and Whoopi flying around the studio making balloon farting noises is the mental image of the summer.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 11, 2026 04:03 PM (2ocoG)
170
Jimmy Carter is laughing at the chaos he spawned.
Posted by: torabora at June 11, 2026 04:03 PM (t2zKj)
171
Looking at this through the lens of the Socio-Sexual Hierarchy, super-alphas make great leaders, but are frustrating for their followers for one of the same reasons they're effective negotiators: they always have the highest tolerance for stress of anyone in the room. They're the least hungry, most willing to walk away.
So everyone else will get tired of it first before someone like Trump, so he'll get a slightly outsized deal, over and over, as his organization's wins stack up and (hopefully) the rising tide lifts the boats of the little people beneath him. But in the meantime they'll be driven as crazy as his counterparties, if they pay attention to the process.
So everyone else will get tired of it first before someone like Trump, so he'll get a slightly outsized deal, over and over, as his organization's wins stack up and (hopefully) the rising tide lifts the boats of the little people beneath him. But in the meantime they'll be driven as crazy as his counterparties, if they pay attention to the process.
Posted by: SciVo at June 11, 2026 04:03 PM (Sy6m/)
172
Stock market moving higher on the Neville Chamberlain trade:
"Peace in our time!"
Didn't work out so well last time.
"Peace in our time!"
Didn't work out so well last time.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 11, 2026 04:03 PM (MNCvZ)
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I actually dont think Trump is being "played", I think he 100% knows this won't accomplish anything and they're not going to actually honor any treaty. But he wants out and doesnt want the headwind on the economy.
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Or...the people responsible for this deal will get trashed by Trump. He is a businessman and runs his cabinet like a business.
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Or...the people responsible for this deal will get trashed by Trump. He is a businessman and runs his cabinet like a business.
Posted by: runner at June 11, 2026 04:03 PM (GD0B3)
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Every patriotic American has the duty to tell even someone they look up to the truth when they make a mistake.
When our hero gets shitfaced and bones a fat chick on a Wednesday night and has to miss work the next day because they got the dry heaves, they need to hear about it.
America is about continuous improvement like that.
When our hero gets shitfaced and bones a fat chick on a Wednesday night and has to miss work the next day because they got the dry heaves, they need to hear about it.
America is about continuous improvement like that.
Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 11, 2026 04:04 PM (XovX4)
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Not a great day for me. Perfect storm scenario resulted in me hitting a motorcycle cop with my truck. Fortunately he wasn't injured and minor damage to the bike. At least I didn't have to wait long for the cops to show up to investigate.
Posted by: polynikes at June 11, 2026 04:04 PM (GseMx)
176
Clauswitz warns of periods of inaction during a war, its why is the question.
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 04:05 PM (Ia/+0)
177
Basically ignore them and get your talking points out.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 11, 2026 03:52 PM (Sco7b)
Shorter: act like a leftist
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 11, 2026 03:52 PM (Sco7b)
Shorter: act like a leftist
Posted by: ... at June 11, 2026 04:05 PM (FDtJc)
178
If we had our Battleships they could cruise up and down Iran's coast dumping shells on whatever pokes their head up.
Posted by: torabora at June 11, 2026 04:05 PM (t2zKj)
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The model for the deal - the Hamas "peace agreement" that promised to see Hamas be disarmed - and which collapsed completely in less than 60 days, with no one doing a thing about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2026 04:01 PM (edUvp)
Well, the Lebanese seem to be all for it, and Hamas seems to be having trouble finding new leases for their administrative units
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2026 04:01 PM (edUvp)
Well, the Lebanese seem to be all for it, and Hamas seems to be having trouble finding new leases for their administrative units
Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2026 04:06 PM (rbvCR)
180
I like Trump on offense. He sucks at defense.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 11, 2026 04:06 PM (w8dnx)
181
Chow, the Toronto mayor, is running for re-election.
She’s just putting on a show for her America & Trump hating constituency.
She’s just putting on a show for her America & Trump hating constituency.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 11, 2026 04:06 PM (6ydKt)
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Is this new news ?
"BREAKING: President Trump nominates former SEC Chair and current SDNY US Attorney Jay Clayton as the next Director of National Intelligence."
"BREAKING: President Trump nominates former SEC Chair and current SDNY US Attorney Jay Clayton as the next Director of National Intelligence."
Posted by: runner at June 11, 2026 04:06 PM (GD0B3)
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Posted by: polynikes at June 11, 2026 04:04 PM (GseMx)
Yikes, that is a rough day. Glad he wasn't injured.
Yikes, that is a rough day. Glad he wasn't injured.
Posted by: Delurker at June 11, 2026 04:06 PM (gtcuf)
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If we had our Battleships they could cruise up and down Iran's coast dumping shells on whatever pokes their head up.
It's 2026, we should be able to just blanket the coastline in AI drones.
It's 2026, we should be able to just blanket the coastline in AI drones.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 11, 2026 04:06 PM (2ocoG)
185
Jimmy Carter is laughing at the chaos he spawned.
Posted by: torabora
Humorless scolds don't laugh. Incapable
Posted by: torabora
Humorless scolds don't laugh. Incapable
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 11, 2026 04:06 PM (DZ9Lv)
186
Expel us from Somalia?!
Heaven forfend!
It makes no sense for us to be there. We should accommodate them and leave. I'm sure it'll turn into the Monaco of Africa with us out of the picture.
Expel us from Somalia?!
Heaven forfend!
It makes no sense for us to be there. We should accommodate them and leave. I'm sure it'll turn into the Monaco of Africa with us out of the picture.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2026 04:07 PM (BI5O2)
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Chow, the Toronto mayor, is running for re-election.
She’s just putting on a show for her America & Trump hating constituency.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 11, 2026 04:06 PM (6ydKt)
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Even in Canada, they can run against Trump.
She’s just putting on a show for her America & Trump hating constituency.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 11, 2026 04:06 PM (6ydKt)
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Even in Canada, they can run against Trump.
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2026 04:07 PM (Fi81e)
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171 Looking at this through the lens of the Socio-Sexual Hierarchy, super-alphas make great leaders, but are frustrating for their followers for one of the same reasons they're effective negotiators: they always have the highest tolerance for stress of anyone in the room. They're the least hungry, most willing to walk away.
So everyone else will get tired of it first before someone like Trump, so he'll get a slightly outsized deal, over and over, as his organization's wins stack up and (hopefully) the rising tide lifts the boats of the little people beneath him. But in the meantime they'll be driven as crazy as his counterparties, if they pay attention to the process.
Posted by: SciVo at June 11, 2026 04:03 PM (Sy6m/)
This actually makes a lot of sense to me. Hmmmm.
So everyone else will get tired of it first before someone like Trump, so he'll get a slightly outsized deal, over and over, as his organization's wins stack up and (hopefully) the rising tide lifts the boats of the little people beneath him. But in the meantime they'll be driven as crazy as his counterparties, if they pay attention to the process.
Posted by: SciVo at June 11, 2026 04:03 PM (Sy6m/)
This actually makes a lot of sense to me. Hmmmm.
Posted by: Emmie at June 11, 2026 04:07 PM (FMtrg)
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There are an awful lot of people itching for violence over in Iran who've got zero skin in the game. Many online pundits and commenters on the web are sounding off. Others are certain Trump's being played. Not a single one is an embed with the Navy, Air Force or Marines over there.
Odd, that.
Odd, that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2026 04:07 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 11, 2026 04:08 PM (Sco7b)
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This is great news!!
"The State Department has reportedly opened an investigation into Trita Parsi and is considering possible deportation proceedings, according to The Free Press."
"The State Department has reportedly opened an investigation into Trita Parsi and is considering possible deportation proceedings, according to The Free Press."
Posted by: runner at June 11, 2026 04:08 PM (GD0B3)
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Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 11, 2026 03:57 PM (XovX4)
Commission breath. Heh.
Commission breath. Heh.
Posted by: Polka will never die at June 11, 2026 04:08 PM (hy4ia)
193
As a non-primitive, I'm unhappy reading the word Somalia so many times in any given day in the year of our Lord 2026.
Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 11, 2026 04:09 PM (XovX4)
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RULE #1: NEVER NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS!
RULE #2: IRAN IS THE LEADING EXPORTER OF WORLDWIDE TERROR AGAINST THE UNITED STATES AND HAS DECLARED "DEATH TO AMERICA!" NUMEROUS TIMES!
RULE #3: SO WHY ARE WE NEGOTIATING WITH THE IRANIANS?
RULE #2: IRAN IS THE LEADING EXPORTER OF WORLDWIDE TERROR AGAINST THE UNITED STATES AND HAS DECLARED "DEATH TO AMERICA!" NUMEROUS TIMES!
RULE #3: SO WHY ARE WE NEGOTIATING WITH THE IRANIANS?
Posted by: kurtz at June 11, 2026 04:09 PM (lxi0c)
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I'm with tubal in post 106 except that I may be one of five people not waiting for a boob thread😉 see you folks later.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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How about some papayas instead?
https://tinyurl.com/6wutw2k7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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How about some papayas instead?
https://tinyurl.com/6wutw2k7
Posted by: wth at June 11, 2026 04:10 PM (UjdFS)
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L. O. F'n. L
The Left is losing its mind after the 86 percent Muslim City of Dearborn, Michigan, officially banned any form of public "Pride" celebrations.
"Pride is an affront to Allah," said Mayor Jusef al Barronowali, "Our friends in the Democratic Party may disagree, but it is our law."
Dearborn is one of three cities in America that recognizes some form of Sharia Law. Minneapolis and Portland, Maine, are the other two.
Now we get to sit back and watch them eat each other.
The Left is losing its mind after the 86 percent Muslim City of Dearborn, Michigan, officially banned any form of public "Pride" celebrations.
"Pride is an affront to Allah," said Mayor Jusef al Barronowali, "Our friends in the Democratic Party may disagree, but it is our law."
Dearborn is one of three cities in America that recognizes some form of Sharia Law. Minneapolis and Portland, Maine, are the other two.
Now we get to sit back and watch them eat each other.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2026 04:10 PM (d5Hep)
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Iman's house firebombed in Bolton, England.
https://tinyurl.com/23rv4d2a
As one of the commenters said, just a "ceremonial" firebomb. As another one said, "I don't think it was, mate."
https://tinyurl.com/23rv4d2a
As one of the commenters said, just a "ceremonial" firebomb. As another one said, "I don't think it was, mate."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2026 04:11 PM (IG3/x)
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at this point it's REALLY hard to tell whether Trump plays retarded or actually is one.
any deal with Iran would be bad, because any deal with them gives lifts sanctions and gives them billions to continue terrorizing the entire region, nukes or not. even if they abandon the nuke program (which they won't), they can build enough ballistic conventional missiles to erase entire countries from the face of the earth.
any deal with Iran would be bad, because any deal with them gives lifts sanctions and gives them billions to continue terrorizing the entire region, nukes or not. even if they abandon the nuke program (which they won't), they can build enough ballistic conventional missiles to erase entire countries from the face of the earth.
Posted by: juicer at June 11, 2026 04:11 PM (Vdu7T)
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Meanwhile, Project Freedom continues to succeed. More and more oil+LNG tankers go through the Strait every night. While Iran is still failing to get any of their ships out or in. Sorry Trump isn't scratching your asplodey itch enough. He's amassing more strategic advantage daily without blowing shit up. It isn't as satisfying to watch but it works too.
Posted by: deepelemblues at June 11, 2026 04:11 PM (dxkJd)
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Visa is looking at letting AI use your credit card and do your shopping for you.
Soon we won’t need women for anything.
Soon we won’t need women for anything.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 11, 2026 04:12 PM (tHjS6)
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> but it is our law.
*Our* law has the First Amendment, which means you're allowed to have a parade even if other people don't like it.
Go back to your country if you want to live by "your law".
*Our* law has the First Amendment, which means you're allowed to have a parade even if other people don't like it.
Go back to your country if you want to live by "your law".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2026 04:12 PM (IG3/x)
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I've never seen so many new names.
Is this what it's generally like in the middle of the afternoon?
And everyone an expert!
We are blessed...
Is this what it's generally like in the middle of the afternoon?
And everyone an expert!
We are blessed...
Posted by: MkY at June 11, 2026 04:13 PM (q6tQZ)
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Serious question - if the US cripples Iran so severely that it is no longer a threat to anyone but it takes so long and frustrates Americans so much that the Democrats win the Presidency in 2028 would it have been worth it?
Posted by: anon2020 at June 11, 2026 04:13 PM (RqMDa)
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Probably knocked over a oil lamp
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 04:13 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2026 04:13 PM (RIvkX)
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Odd, that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2026 04:07 PM (jehhT)
Yup, which is why I say "bomb out everything that makes modern life possible, and leave."
Let them try to rebuild out of the Stone Age, and turn the clock back as necessary.
And let the rest of the world look at what's become of Iran, and shudder.
A lot of people are clamoring for a war. That's retarded. We would lose it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2026 04:07 PM (jehhT)
Yup, which is why I say "bomb out everything that makes modern life possible, and leave."
Let them try to rebuild out of the Stone Age, and turn the clock back as necessary.
And let the rest of the world look at what's become of Iran, and shudder.
A lot of people are clamoring for a war. That's retarded. We would lose it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2026 04:13 PM (BI5O2)
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191 This is great news!!
"The State Department has reportedly opened an investigation into Trita Parsi and is considering possible deportation proceedings, according to The Free Press."
Posted by: runner at June 11, 2026 04:08 PM (GD0B3)
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Yeah I saw that Solomon article, what do you think the odds are of him actually getting deported, though??
"The State Department has reportedly opened an investigation into Trita Parsi and is considering possible deportation proceedings, according to The Free Press."
Posted by: runner at June 11, 2026 04:08 PM (GD0B3)
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Yeah I saw that Solomon article, what do you think the odds are of him actually getting deported, though??
Posted by: beckster at June 11, 2026 04:14 PM (kX27y)
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Just because we have some criticisms of PDT doesn't mean that we'd rather have Harris. :shudders:
But I'm with the Eyeores today. The sudden pivot from curbstomping the mullahs to blowing off shot-down helicopters as "no biggie" is mystifying and puzzling to me. I'm beginning to get those first term, "the wrong people have his ear" vibes.
He's announcing a deal, they're scoffing. I don't know what to think.
But I'm with the Eyeores today. The sudden pivot from curbstomping the mullahs to blowing off shot-down helicopters as "no biggie" is mystifying and puzzling to me. I'm beginning to get those first term, "the wrong people have his ear" vibes.
He's announcing a deal, they're scoffing. I don't know what to think.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at June 11, 2026 04:14 PM (Cjger)
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The good news is Mexico is about to finish kicking the crap out of the ANC in the World Cup.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 11, 2026 04:15 PM (w8dnx)
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The fundamental problem Trump has is the only way to get the Iranians assholes to not be a duplicitous death cult is to eliminate them and the only practical way to do that is a full on war which likely mean troops on the ground. Trump won't go there, at least for now, because his hero play has him in the role of the peacemaker.
These opposing realities leave Trump with trying to convince the Iranian death cult to essentially commit suicide. Good luck with that. Plus they own all the dirt, don't give a crap about human suffering, and can read a calendar.
The Death Cult is playing Trump for a chump. They will never sign a peace deal and mean it. They might sign one if it gets them all the cash locked up in the West. Of course, 10 minutes, they will be right back to business as usual.
Trump still may be able to pulls this off but he is going to need to level all modern life in Iran, or, up to the point the regime collapses. And if not they path ahead, unfortunately for Trump, looks a whole lot like what happened to Japan and Germany in WW II.
Until then, enjoy looping episodes of Lucy yanking the football away from Charlie Brown.
These opposing realities leave Trump with trying to convince the Iranian death cult to essentially commit suicide. Good luck with that. Plus they own all the dirt, don't give a crap about human suffering, and can read a calendar.
The Death Cult is playing Trump for a chump. They will never sign a peace deal and mean it. They might sign one if it gets them all the cash locked up in the West. Of course, 10 minutes, they will be right back to business as usual.
Trump still may be able to pulls this off but he is going to need to level all modern life in Iran, or, up to the point the regime collapses. And if not they path ahead, unfortunately for Trump, looks a whole lot like what happened to Japan and Germany in WW II.
Until then, enjoy looping episodes of Lucy yanking the football away from Charlie Brown.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at June 11, 2026 04:15 PM (glnUu)
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189.
Are we circling back to civilians being unable to have an opinion about how the country is run because they don't have a DD214?
I'm not a fish, but I can tell when water is boiling.
Let's not.
Are we circling back to civilians being unable to have an opinion about how the country is run because they don't have a DD214?
I'm not a fish, but I can tell when water is boiling.
Let's not.
Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 11, 2026 04:15 PM (XovX4)
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Iran has declared war against is since 1979, they are not going to stop until they can't do anything.
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 04:15 PM (Ia/+0)
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Yeah I saw that Solomon article, what do you think the odds are of him actually getting deported, though??
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he is an Iranian agent, so I would say HIGH
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he is an Iranian agent, so I would say HIGH
Posted by: runner at June 11, 2026 04:15 PM (GD0B3)
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I've got as much of an eagle noise hardon for Trump as anyone, but this looks bad right now.
Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill
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Trump's war aim has been constant--no nukes for Iran. Iran started this by gloating they had enough material for twelve nukes.
So please explain what are YOUR goals for victory. Is it low gas prices? Regime change by boots on the ground? Blockading them harder? Sending in our troops into Iranian territory to grab and extract the nuke dust? Sending in an army to remove the government by force and occupying Iran until it is safe to leave?
He just launched a bunch of strikes including the key IRGC command center yesterday yet that is not enough? I think every critic needs to put up front what they consider 'victory'.
And the reason folks don't is because for some, it is restoring the Shah, for others, ending the IRGC with some new government, others, pulling back home, some want cheap gas again, and so on. Others, lets blow up a bunch of shit and leave again. Etc. etc. In the previous thread YD was at least willing to do that. Most don't because they know they are going to get flak from others with different victory ideas.
Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill
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Trump's war aim has been constant--no nukes for Iran. Iran started this by gloating they had enough material for twelve nukes.
So please explain what are YOUR goals for victory. Is it low gas prices? Regime change by boots on the ground? Blockading them harder? Sending in our troops into Iranian territory to grab and extract the nuke dust? Sending in an army to remove the government by force and occupying Iran until it is safe to leave?
He just launched a bunch of strikes including the key IRGC command center yesterday yet that is not enough? I think every critic needs to put up front what they consider 'victory'.
And the reason folks don't is because for some, it is restoring the Shah, for others, ending the IRGC with some new government, others, pulling back home, some want cheap gas again, and so on. Others, lets blow up a bunch of shit and leave again. Etc. etc. In the previous thread YD was at least willing to do that. Most don't because they know they are going to get flak from others with different victory ideas.
Posted by: whig at June 11, 2026 04:15 PM (E4rtv)
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Dearborn, MI Oath of Office:
Section 6.9. - Oath of office.
An elective or appointive officer shall not take office or perform the duties of office until the following oath of office has been taken:
"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support the Constitution of the United States and the constitution of this state and that I will faithfully discharge the duties of the office of __________ according to the best of my ability."
Failure to take the oath of office within ten days after election or appointment, unless the time shall be extended by the Council, shall result in a vacancy in the office to which the officer was appointed or elected. An elective or appointive officer must support and uphold the Charter of the City of Dearborn.
"Your law" my ass.
Section 6.9. - Oath of office.
An elective or appointive officer shall not take office or perform the duties of office until the following oath of office has been taken:
"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support the Constitution of the United States and the constitution of this state and that I will faithfully discharge the duties of the office of __________ according to the best of my ability."
Failure to take the oath of office within ten days after election or appointment, unless the time shall be extended by the Council, shall result in a vacancy in the office to which the officer was appointed or elected. An elective or appointive officer must support and uphold the Charter of the City of Dearborn.
"Your law" my ass.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2026 04:15 PM (IG3/x)
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Oooh do gas prices get lost as a precious talking point?
Posted by: ... at June 11, 2026 04:15 PM (FDtJc)
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I hope all the new nics appreciate their new American overlords.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 11, 2026 04:15 PM (tHjS6)
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What if they promised a quagmire and nobody came
Posted by: ... at June 11, 2026 04:16 PM (FDtJc)
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We shouldn't have stopped after only 39 days. We should have continued until we gave any Iranian opposition a fighting chance .
That's over and done so no use complaining about it. We just need to make sure we don't compound the problem. My Holiday Inn opinion is we need to resume what we didn't finish.
That's over and done so no use complaining about it. We just need to make sure we don't compound the problem. My Holiday Inn opinion is we need to resume what we didn't finish.
Posted by: polynikes at June 11, 2026 04:16 PM (GseMx)
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203 Serious question - if the US cripples Iran so severely that it is no longer a threat to anyone but it takes so long and frustrates Americans so much that the Democrats win the Presidency in 2028 would it have been worth it?
Posted by: anon2020 at June 11, 2026 04:13 PM (RqMDa)
Hard to assess. A nuclear Iran means actual serious disruption to oil supply in the future(not this mild stuff)
At any rate, it's not particularly realistic unless the US were to have a disastrous land invasion. Under assumptions of a permanent blockade global oil supply will have adjusted well before then.
Posted by: anon2020 at June 11, 2026 04:13 PM (RqMDa)
Hard to assess. A nuclear Iran means actual serious disruption to oil supply in the future(not this mild stuff)
At any rate, it's not particularly realistic unless the US were to have a disastrous land invasion. Under assumptions of a permanent blockade global oil supply will have adjusted well before then.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 11, 2026 04:16 PM (okun6)
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If Trump keeps up this 'I'ma hurt you SO bad!' / 'Maybe later!' crap, he'll qualify for the Jimmay! Cahtah! Award for Ass-Backward Planning. Sorry, but he needs to say what he means and mean what he says - and then Just DO It. Otherwise, he's looking like a damned Commucrat …
Posted by: Dr_No at June 11, 2026 04:17 PM (ayRl+)
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The Faint Number Couches are quite expensive though but if you purchase one, I will include free shipping and a complimentary Follicle Self Immolation Kit.
Act now before we run out! Supplies will not last long!!
Posted by: Will Robinson at June 11, 2026 04:17 PM (zBgIx)
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It's 2026, we should be able to just blanket the coastline in AI drones.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 11, 2026 04:06 PM (2ocoG)
They work well for targets on the surface, but getting at the subterranean targets requires artillery or air-dropped delay-fused bombs. Or good timing to fly the drones through the open blast doors.
It's 2026, we should be able to just blanket the coastline in AI drones.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 11, 2026 04:06 PM (2ocoG)
They work well for targets on the surface, but getting at the subterranean targets requires artillery or air-dropped delay-fused bombs. Or good timing to fly the drones through the open blast doors.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2026 04:17 PM (y9nCu)
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206 Odd, that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2026 04:07 PM (jehhT)
Yup, which is why I say "bomb out everything that makes modern life possible, and leave."
Let them try to rebuild out of the Stone Age, and turn the clock back as necessary.
And let the rest of the world look at what's become of Iran, and shudder.
A lot of people are clamoring for a war. That's retarded. We would lose it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2026 04:13 PM (BI5O2)
Correction - we would lose it b/c we wouldn't want to win it. We tend to fight with 2 hands tied behind our back. It makes it hard to win.
In the beginning, I didn't want to be here. I wanted to Cuba Iran...but we went in with the targeted leadership decapitation strike, the bombings and the retaliation that led to both sides are hand's off war. And now we tried to back off to a Cuba strategy (without the other side really doing so), but with way more assets needed and at risk.
So, as I've said, I don't care if Trump decides he tried, he kicked the can, and he's done. I just want him to decide that, save our money and assets, and leave. And not be in perpetual dither mode or "on again, off again"...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2026 04:07 PM (jehhT)
Yup, which is why I say "bomb out everything that makes modern life possible, and leave."
Let them try to rebuild out of the Stone Age, and turn the clock back as necessary.
And let the rest of the world look at what's become of Iran, and shudder.
A lot of people are clamoring for a war. That's retarded. We would lose it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2026 04:13 PM (BI5O2)
Correction - we would lose it b/c we wouldn't want to win it. We tend to fight with 2 hands tied behind our back. It makes it hard to win.
In the beginning, I didn't want to be here. I wanted to Cuba Iran...but we went in with the targeted leadership decapitation strike, the bombings and the retaliation that led to both sides are hand's off war. And now we tried to back off to a Cuba strategy (without the other side really doing so), but with way more assets needed and at risk.
So, as I've said, I don't care if Trump decides he tried, he kicked the can, and he's done. I just want him to decide that, save our money and assets, and leave. And not be in perpetual dither mode or "on again, off again"...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2026 04:18 PM (tOcjL)
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> Others are certain Trump's being played. Not a single one is an embed with the Navy, Air Force or Marines over there.
Odd, that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2026 04:07 PM (jehhT)
No one's been drafted since 1973. 53 years.
Everybody now serving took an oath to obey the lawful orders of the Commander in Chief.
You do have a point here?
Odd, that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2026 04:07 PM (jehhT)
No one's been drafted since 1973. 53 years.
Everybody now serving took an oath to obey the lawful orders of the Commander in Chief.
You do have a point here?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2026 04:18 PM (IG3/x)
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are = at (typo fingers)
Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2026 04:19 PM (tOcjL)
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Iran could have had a nuke a long time ago. They must be retarde or something over there. No country has taken this long to get a nuke. It not even that hard.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 11, 2026 04:19 PM (tHjS6)
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I have, as President of the United States of America, cancelled the scheduled strikes and bombings against Iran this evening
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Why?
You can bomb and talk at the same time.
Keep bombing until they actually say something interesting.
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Why?
You can bomb and talk at the same time.
Keep bombing until they actually say something interesting.
Posted by: Methos at June 11, 2026 04:19 PM (vSvIl)
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They work well for targets on the surface, but getting at the subterranean targets requires artillery or air-dropped delay-fused bombs. Or good timing to fly the drones through the open blast doors.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2026 04:17 PM (y9nCu)
That'd make a cool movie.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2026 04:17 PM (y9nCu)
That'd make a cool movie.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 11, 2026 04:19 PM (Sco7b)
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I don't know whats happening in Iran, barely see any news other than a few online sites. Assume stuff is going on.
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 04:20 PM (Ia/+0)
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> the Democrats win the Presidency in 2028 would it have been worth it?
I'd rather oppose a Newscum administration than be vaporized in a mushroom cloud, so...
I remember back in the Cold War we used to say the Soviets were evil, not crazy.
The Iranian regime is evil AND crazy.
I'd rather oppose a Newscum administration than be vaporized in a mushroom cloud, so...
I remember back in the Cold War we used to say the Soviets were evil, not crazy.
The Iranian regime is evil AND crazy.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2026 04:21 PM (IG3/x)
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227 Iran could have had a nuke a long time ago. They must be retarde or something over there. No country has taken this long to get a nuke. It not even that hard.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 11, 2026 04:19 PM (tHjS6)
They've probably been able to enrich uranium to weapons grade but other parts of the bomb likely have been delayed by the many dead scientists over the years.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 11, 2026 04:19 PM (tHjS6)
They've probably been able to enrich uranium to weapons grade but other parts of the bomb likely have been delayed by the many dead scientists over the years.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 11, 2026 04:22 PM (okun6)
Posted by: connected and litigious at June 11, 2026 04:22 PM (cS1cw)
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he is an Iranian agent, so I would say HIGH
Posted by: runner at June 11, 2026 04:15 PM (GD0B3)
Let's hope so! Although since they haven't done anything about Ilhan Omar with proven fraud, I just don't know.....
Posted by: runner at June 11, 2026 04:15 PM (GD0B3)
Let's hope so! Although since they haven't done anything about Ilhan Omar with proven fraud, I just don't know.....
Posted by: beckster at June 11, 2026 04:22 PM (kX27y)
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Not sure why watching BoB, William Blyth didn't die from wounds, he fought in Korea.
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 04:22 PM (Ia/+0)
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"Don't call my bluff," Obama said, and we laughed at him for it.
Posted by: ace at June 11, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)
It's b/c this didn't end when Trump 1st thought it would end. I'm not sure he really wanted to send the attacks this week, but Hegsgeth probably went batshit over American military literally getting attacked, and Trump gave in to the minimum...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2026 03:40 PM (tOcjL)
He's apparently listening too much to Vance.
Posted by: ace at June 11, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)
It's b/c this didn't end when Trump 1st thought it would end. I'm not sure he really wanted to send the attacks this week, but Hegsgeth probably went batshit over American military literally getting attacked, and Trump gave in to the minimum...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2026 03:40 PM (tOcjL)
He's apparently listening too much to Vance.
Posted by: Methos at June 11, 2026 04:23 PM (vSvIl)
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Iran has z nuclear weapon they would have used it on Israel or sent it here.
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 04:24 PM (Ia/+0)
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Minnedishu.
Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2026 04:24 PM (LHPAg)
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Trump still may be able to pulls this off but he is going to need to level all modern life in Iran, or, up to the point the regime collapses. And if not they path ahead, unfortunately for Trump, looks a whole lot like what happened to Japan and Germany in WW II.
Until then, enjoy looping episodes of Lucy yanking the football away from Charlie Brown.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
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Hard to do that with no money. The reason we are in this situation in the first place is cowardice from Carter through Reagan, Bush I and II, Clinton, Biden and Obama. Obama gave the Iranians billions to enable this mess.
Trump is instead trying to fix 48 years of kicking the can down the road without getting a bunch of Americans killed and without letting the Iranians have nukes to blow up the Middle East and perhaps more.
I am not going to sit back and bitch because I had to pay more in gas these last couple of months because Trump is doing everything possible to keep our troops from a bloody situation.
This is a long term situation that may take even years of a blockade because neither bombing is not sufficient and we are not going to invade Iran with troops like Iraq.
Until then, enjoy looping episodes of Lucy yanking the football away from Charlie Brown.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
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Hard to do that with no money. The reason we are in this situation in the first place is cowardice from Carter through Reagan, Bush I and II, Clinton, Biden and Obama. Obama gave the Iranians billions to enable this mess.
Trump is instead trying to fix 48 years of kicking the can down the road without getting a bunch of Americans killed and without letting the Iranians have nukes to blow up the Middle East and perhaps more.
I am not going to sit back and bitch because I had to pay more in gas these last couple of months because Trump is doing everything possible to keep our troops from a bloody situation.
This is a long term situation that may take even years of a blockade because neither bombing is not sufficient and we are not going to invade Iran with troops like Iraq.
Posted by: whig at June 11, 2026 04:24 PM (E4rtv)
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Piece of the Somali Ref story the media is ignoring...
He had a DIPLOMATIC PASSPORT, from Somalia.
Now, non Diplomats are not supposed to get diplomatic passports, which give you some immunity from Host country laws.
It was, on its face, a Fraudulent passport.
He had a DIPLOMATIC PASSPORT, from Somalia.
Now, non Diplomats are not supposed to get diplomatic passports, which give you some immunity from Host country laws.
It was, on its face, a Fraudulent passport.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 11, 2026 04:25 PM (mP0Kj)
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It looks like some lunatics faded the grass on the National Mall so that "8647" shows up on aerial images.
Posted by: mrp at June 11, 2026 04:25 PM (rj6Yv)
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For the last six weeks:
TRUMP ISN'T DOING ANYTHING HE'S BEING PLAYED
Meanwhile, he was successfully blockading Iran to the point where their oil exports decreased 90%, which is about a 10% hit to their GDP. He was quietly doing Project Freedom while saying he wasn't, to the point where, if you believe him, 20+ tankers are moving through the Strait every night. Which is a good start, but needs increased obviously.
If the Strait is closed to Iran but open to us, their leverage is gone. That's a strategic victory.
It's the same old saw: look at what Trump does, not what he says.
TRUMP ISN'T DOING ANYTHING HE'S BEING PLAYED
Meanwhile, he was successfully blockading Iran to the point where their oil exports decreased 90%, which is about a 10% hit to their GDP. He was quietly doing Project Freedom while saying he wasn't, to the point where, if you believe him, 20+ tankers are moving through the Strait every night. Which is a good start, but needs increased obviously.
If the Strait is closed to Iran but open to us, their leverage is gone. That's a strategic victory.
It's the same old saw: look at what Trump does, not what he says.
Posted by: deepelemblues at June 11, 2026 04:26 PM (dxkJd)
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> Others are certain Trump's being played. Not a single one is an embed with the Navy, Air Force or Marines over there.
Odd, that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2026 04:07 PM (jehhT)
No one's been drafted since 1973. 53 years.
Everybody now serving took an oath to obey the lawful orders of the Commander in Chief.
You do have a point here?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2026 04:18 PM (IG3/x)
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There's no "journalists" embedded with the US forces in the Iran AO who are reporting from the war zone. They're all online "experts."
How do they know what's what if they're not actually there to see what's going on? So I suppose we take everything reported as truth when nobody's actually there?
That was my point. Whether reporters on site would make a difference is certainly debatable.
Odd, that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2026 04:07 PM (jehhT)
No one's been drafted since 1973. 53 years.
Everybody now serving took an oath to obey the lawful orders of the Commander in Chief.
You do have a point here?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2026 04:18 PM (IG3/x)
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There's no "journalists" embedded with the US forces in the Iran AO who are reporting from the war zone. They're all online "experts."
How do they know what's what if they're not actually there to see what's going on? So I suppose we take everything reported as truth when nobody's actually there?
That was my point. Whether reporters on site would make a difference is certainly debatable.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2026 04:27 PM (jehhT)
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241 It looks like some lunatics faded the grass on the National Mall so that "8647" shows up on aerial images.
Posted by: mrp at June 11, 2026 04:25 PM (rj6Yv)
Well it is pride month and that’s super gay.
Posted by: mrp at June 11, 2026 04:25 PM (rj6Yv)
Well it is pride month and that’s super gay.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 11, 2026 04:27 PM (tHjS6)
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237 Iran has z nuclear weapon they would have used it on Israel or sent it here.
Posted by: Skip
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What they had is enough enriched uranium to make nukes in a couple of weeks or so. Takes very little to enrich uranium to bomb grade from over 60 percent. And they had hundreds of pounds of it enriched to that degree plus the missiles and warhead development to use them.
Whatever the faults of Mossad are, their penetration of Iran's nuclear program was excellent and the fact that the Iranians were trying to dig out those casks meant that we had to reengage this March to prevent them from exploiting it.
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What they had is enough enriched uranium to make nukes in a couple of weeks or so. Takes very little to enrich uranium to bomb grade from over 60 percent. And they had hundreds of pounds of it enriched to that degree plus the missiles and warhead development to use them.
Whatever the faults of Mossad are, their penetration of Iran's nuclear program was excellent and the fact that the Iranians were trying to dig out those casks meant that we had to reengage this March to prevent them from exploiting it.
Posted by: whig at June 11, 2026 04:29 PM (E4rtv)
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241 It looks like some lunatics faded the grass on the National Mall so that "8647" shows up on aerial images.
Posted by: mrp at June 11, 2026 04:25 PM (rj6Yv)
Well it is pride month and that’s super gay.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 11, 2026 04:27 PM (tHjS6)
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Grass or sea shells, it's stupid, lame, and criminal behavior.
Posted by: mrp at June 11, 2026 04:25 PM (rj6Yv)
Well it is pride month and that’s super gay.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 11, 2026 04:27 PM (tHjS6)
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Grass or sea shells, it's stupid, lame, and criminal behavior.
Posted by: mrp at June 11, 2026 04:29 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: The Ballots at June 11, 2026 04:29 PM (jrgJz)
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237 Iran has z nuclear weapon they would have used it on Israel or sent it here.
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 04:24 PM (Ia/+0)
They weren't able to reach the US, based on what they fired. Europe was in firing range though.
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 04:24 PM (Ia/+0)
They weren't able to reach the US, based on what they fired. Europe was in firing range though.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 11, 2026 04:30 PM (okun6)
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I think a lot of ruffled feathers around here and elsewhere would be soothed if Trump practiced a little strategic silence until the situation is absolutely certain.
But it’s Trump, and his ability to keep quiet was probably completely lost around the age of two.
One bright side is that he has an amazing ability to talk the stock market up and the oil price down, so he’s still got that much going for him.
But it’s Trump, and his ability to keep quiet was probably completely lost around the age of two.
One bright side is that he has an amazing ability to talk the stock market up and the oil price down, so he’s still got that much going for him.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 11, 2026 04:30 PM (6ydKt)
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Posted by: whig at June 11, 2026 04:24 PM (E4rtv)
Most here know I've been pretty much against all the foreign adventurism we've had as a Foreign Policy for the last 50 years...
From Lebanon in 83 on (I was there by the way) I think we've been way to involved in other countries affairs, WITHOUT the will to do the nasty things needed to actually fix anything.
So, the US military has been at war with various folks for 50 years... with only a couple of years of no combat ops... all while pussy footing around so nothing gets done.
But this one? Iran? is the root of most of the problems we've had in the Mid East since 79. We need to do HARD things to fix them. We need to spank the baby, until the baby changes behavior.
Most here know I've been pretty much against all the foreign adventurism we've had as a Foreign Policy for the last 50 years...
From Lebanon in 83 on (I was there by the way) I think we've been way to involved in other countries affairs, WITHOUT the will to do the nasty things needed to actually fix anything.
So, the US military has been at war with various folks for 50 years... with only a couple of years of no combat ops... all while pussy footing around so nothing gets done.
But this one? Iran? is the root of most of the problems we've had in the Mid East since 79. We need to do HARD things to fix them. We need to spank the baby, until the baby changes behavior.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 11, 2026 04:31 PM (mP0Kj)
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214.
I won't get what I want. But I want these optics improved so that idiots here in America won't use them to elect gawdamned commies again.
My definition of victory is the inability for any organized military unit in Iraq to muster a force larger than 10 people or mount any military operation requiring more than a zippo and a can of gasoline.
No military or mixed-use infrastructure remaining to move, produce, or repair military hardware or sustain operations. Bridges gone. Power plants gone. Food storage gone. Depots gone. Railheads gone. Any assembly line longer than three retards and a pair of sheep shears, gone.
I want them planning in the dark, eating rats, and fighting amongst themselves for the last clean uniform to be buried in and a shovel to dig the hole.
All, and I mean all, gatherings of hardliners struck wherever they hide. Be it a mosque, a school, or a hospital. I want a sustained campaign of nonstop bombardment and targeted killings until everyone with the rank of Junior Janitor at the IRGC Latrine Complex in East Bumfuck, Iran is scared to go to work in the morning.
I want the fuckin Iranian military org chart full of empty lines.
I won't get what I want. But I want these optics improved so that idiots here in America won't use them to elect gawdamned commies again.
My definition of victory is the inability for any organized military unit in Iraq to muster a force larger than 10 people or mount any military operation requiring more than a zippo and a can of gasoline.
No military or mixed-use infrastructure remaining to move, produce, or repair military hardware or sustain operations. Bridges gone. Power plants gone. Food storage gone. Depots gone. Railheads gone. Any assembly line longer than three retards and a pair of sheep shears, gone.
I want them planning in the dark, eating rats, and fighting amongst themselves for the last clean uniform to be buried in and a shovel to dig the hole.
All, and I mean all, gatherings of hardliners struck wherever they hide. Be it a mosque, a school, or a hospital. I want a sustained campaign of nonstop bombardment and targeted killings until everyone with the rank of Junior Janitor at the IRGC Latrine Complex in East Bumfuck, Iran is scared to go to work in the morning.
I want the fuckin Iranian military org chart full of empty lines.
Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 11, 2026 04:31 PM (NUmQf)
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Posted by: Emmie at June 11, 2026 04:32 PM (FMtrg)
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Trump just has a cooler head than most of us. Give the man room to work.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 11, 2026 04:33 PM (ZVgZ4)
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Problem woth USand Iran is Democrats Presidents have tried to pay off them or don't do anything in retaliation if Iran strikes.
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2026 04:33 PM (Ia/+0)
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I can live with the gas prices. I don't care about which group of Democrats wins the midterms.
My one concern is this, and I've been calling it out since the attack on Iran began: Trump is surrounded by corrupt, venal and stupid gangsters who want nothing more than a protracted land war, and they absolutely do not give a fuck that we will lose it.
They want it. They dream of it. They beat off in the mirror thinking about it. They do not care about humiliating our country, emboldening our enemies, endangering our troops, or anything else except their private empire building, and every day this drags on brings them closer to their horrible goal.
My one concern is this, and I've been calling it out since the attack on Iran began: Trump is surrounded by corrupt, venal and stupid gangsters who want nothing more than a protracted land war, and they absolutely do not give a fuck that we will lose it.
They want it. They dream of it. They beat off in the mirror thinking about it. They do not care about humiliating our country, emboldening our enemies, endangering our troops, or anything else except their private empire building, and every day this drags on brings them closer to their horrible goal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2026 04:35 PM (BI5O2)
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A lot of people are clamoring for a war. That's retarded. We would lose it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2026 04:13 PM (BI5O2)
What will we lose when Iran has functional nukes that it can deploy against us at will?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2026 04:13 PM (BI5O2)
What will we lose when Iran has functional nukes that it can deploy against us at will?
Posted by: Methos at June 11, 2026 04:35 PM (vSvIl)
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If the Persians had added some STP and Granny Clampett's pot likker to their Khorramshahr‑4 fuel tanks, they might have reached somewhere near Diego Garcia.
Posted by: mrp at June 11, 2026 04:36 PM (rj6Yv)
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It's the same old saw: look at what Trump does, not what he says.
Posted by: deepelemblues
Yes. Sadly too many people simply have no patience anymore and want everything fixed right now. All the illegals deport, Iran war settled right now, the leftist shitheads involved in Russia Russia and voter fraud in prison right now, etc. etc.
Tired of even commenting now on a lot of matters because you come to the realization it is not even Trump that critics are complaining about, it is life in reality in 2026 where everything is a struggle. They want a Deux Ex Machina like in a movie to suddenly fix everything in a nice two hour package so they can live their lives without a shadow again.
As much as Trump has done, for that it simply cannot fulfill these expectations.
Posted by: deepelemblues
Yes. Sadly too many people simply have no patience anymore and want everything fixed right now. All the illegals deport, Iran war settled right now, the leftist shitheads involved in Russia Russia and voter fraud in prison right now, etc. etc.
Tired of even commenting now on a lot of matters because you come to the realization it is not even Trump that critics are complaining about, it is life in reality in 2026 where everything is a struggle. They want a Deux Ex Machina like in a movie to suddenly fix everything in a nice two hour package so they can live their lives without a shadow again.
As much as Trump has done, for that it simply cannot fulfill these expectations.
Posted by: whig at June 11, 2026 04:37 PM (E4rtv)
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I see a lot of Europeans (especially) whining about the US not deserving to host the World Cup. And, arguably "soccer" while present in the US, is not a primary sport. In fact, if every high school didn't have a soccer team via tradition, the whole sport would be an afterthought in the US. That being said, I wonder how many people understand WHY the US is playing host, with FISA's approval.
The answer is "greed." The whole premise of the US hosting is due to NFL stadium facilities that guarantees a record financial windfall that isn't available in other countries. Nothing would make me happier than half filled stadiums, and ICE sitting right outside the venues for Central and South American country's games for kicks and giggles.
I see a lot of Europeans (especially) whining about the US not deserving to host the World Cup. And, arguably "soccer" while present in the US, is not a primary sport. In fact, if every high school didn't have a soccer team via tradition, the whole sport would be an afterthought in the US. That being said, I wonder how many people understand WHY the US is playing host, with FISA's approval.
The answer is "greed." The whole premise of the US hosting is due to NFL stadium facilities that guarantees a record financial windfall that isn't available in other countries. Nothing would make me happier than half filled stadiums, and ICE sitting right outside the venues for Central and South American country's games for kicks and giggles.
Posted by: Orson at June 11, 2026 04:38 PM (dIske)
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> Visa is looking at letting AI use your credit card and do your shopping for you.
I don't see the use case. With Amazon, you can already buy a "subscription" to a product. Say you go through a stick of deodorant every three months. You can put that on a three month subscription.
Or you can use Alexa to order things, but I've heard that is not a popular function.
So how does this work? Maybe AI can look at your order history and set up subscriptions for things you run out of on a predictable cycle. But it doesn't need you CC to do that. Just limited access to your Amazon account for updating subscriptions.
I could see that being helpful, but in a limited way. I'd be willing to see what patterns it could spot, but I'd want to be in control of the actual order finalization.
I don't see the use case. With Amazon, you can already buy a "subscription" to a product. Say you go through a stick of deodorant every three months. You can put that on a three month subscription.
Or you can use Alexa to order things, but I've heard that is not a popular function.
So how does this work? Maybe AI can look at your order history and set up subscriptions for things you run out of on a predictable cycle. But it doesn't need you CC to do that. Just limited access to your Amazon account for updating subscriptions.
I could see that being helpful, but in a limited way. I'd be willing to see what patterns it could spot, but I'd want to be in control of the actual order finalization.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 11, 2026 04:39 PM (mkw2N)
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I see a lot of Europeans (especially) whining about the US not deserving to host the World Cup.
The Europeans who actually came here to see the games are having the time of their lives and don't want to go back to Europe. That's what the EU and the media really hate.
The Europeans who actually came here to see the games are having the time of their lives and don't want to go back to Europe. That's what the EU and the media really hate.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 11, 2026 04:40 PM (2ocoG)
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I don't see the use case.
Same. My assumption is that the media's grossly distorting whatever this actually does, because "automatically shopping for you" is something Amazon's done for over a decade.
Same. My assumption is that the media's grossly distorting whatever this actually does, because "automatically shopping for you" is something Amazon's done for over a decade.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 11, 2026 04:42 PM (2ocoG)
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Gas is $3.12 at Sam's in McKinney, Tx.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2026 04:45 PM (d5Hep)
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So how does this work? Maybe AI can look at your order history and set up subscriptions for things you run out of on a predictable cycle. But it doesn't need you CC to do that. Just limited access to your Amazon account for updating subscriptions.
I could see that being helpful, but in a limited way. I'd be willing to see what patterns it could spot, but I'd want to be in control of the actual order finalization.
Posted by: bonhomme
Alexa! Schedule the hooker for Friday night!
I could see that being helpful, but in a limited way. I'd be willing to see what patterns it could spot, but I'd want to be in control of the actual order finalization.
Posted by: bonhomme
Alexa! Schedule the hooker for Friday night!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2026 04:46 PM (d5Hep)
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Well lookah heah … Mistah Trump, he say dat Aye-ran done gone and 'made nice' wit' him, so he ain't gon' be doin' no blowin'-up shit 'cos now he all happy 'n shit. WTF!? Dude - you been around the block so many times you're too dizzy now to know when you're bein' played. They're doing what's called an 'appeal to vanity' … surely you've heard of it? Now get back to bombing the shit out of 'em until they've eaten all the rats and are too clogged up to take a shit. Until then, I don't wanna hear any more about your 'plans', 'kay.
Posted by: Dr_No at June 11, 2026 04:48 PM (ayRl+)
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Yup, which is why I say "bomb out everything that makes modern life possible, and leave."
Let them try to rebuild out of the Stone Age, and turn the clock back as necessary.
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This. Then it will be up to Crown Prince Pahlavi and the Persian people to make of their country what they can, free of the racist fascists, like it should be.
Let them try to rebuild out of the Stone Age, and turn the clock back as necessary.
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This. Then it will be up to Crown Prince Pahlavi and the Persian people to make of their country what they can, free of the racist fascists, like it should be.
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