Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - June 9, 2026 [Doof]

Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Tuesday ONT! Open thread, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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Historical greatness

Today in 1973, the greatest horse race in history was run.

Secretariat won the Belmont Stakes by 31 lengths to become the Triple Crown winner and set a world record time that has never been beaten!

🎥: CBS Broadcast pic.twitter.com/5p49h583Lf
— Today in History (@TodayinHistory) June 9, 2026

Such an amazing athlete was Secretariat. He has a prominent place in my bourbon collection, as well. A bottle that I will likely never open.

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Don't know, don't care - It's now a boob thread!

I don’t know what this fruit is called but I know it needs to calm the hell down. pic.twitter.com/488CoDgsao
— Rob (@_ROB_29) June 9, 2026

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Florida man vs gator

Man Sues Airboat Company After Alligator Bit Him In The Face

A South Florida man has filed a lawsuit against a Central Florida airboat tour company after an alligator bit him in the face during an attraction last summer, according to court records.
The lawsuit states that Edil Kasenov visited Airboat Rides at Midway in Christmas, Florida, in June 2025 and participated in the company’s free “Alligator Encounter” experience.
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Court documents state that the alligator bit him while he was participating in the attraction. The lawsuit further argues that the business failed to maintain a reasonably safe environment for guests.
As a result of the incident, Kasenov is seeking more than $50,000 in damages. The case remains pending.

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The math isn't mathing on this one

‘Teenagers’ didn’t exist until the 20th century

For most of human history, you were either a child or an adult. The word “teenager” first entered the lexicon in 1913, appropriately enough, but it wasn’t until decades later that it took on its current significance. The ages spanning 13 to 19 are formative no matter what you call them, but three developments in the mid-20th century had a major influence on the creation of the modern teenager.
The first was the move toward compulsory education, which got adolescents out of farms and factories and into high school, where they spent more time among their peers. The second was the economic boom that followed World War II, which created a new, highly sought-after demographic for companies and advertisers. And the third was the widespread adoption of cars among American families, which afforded 16-year-olds unprecedented independence.
Because one generation criticizing — and, to a certain extent, fearing — the next is a tale as old as time, not everyone was thrilled about this. In 1953, J. Edgar Hoover’s FBI published a report warning that “the nation can expect an appalling increase in the number of crimes that will be committed by teenagers in the years ahead.”

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Satisfying to watch!

This has got to be one of the most satisfying jobs available! 👌 pic.twitter.com/96A9fN6hLY
— HOW THINGS WORK (@HowThingsWork_) June 9, 2026

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DJ Doof - Random Stuff Edition

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1 That bourbon still has to be 51% corn. No more than 49% horse.

Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2026 09:57 PM (VHUov)

2 Early?

Posted by: GWB at June 09, 2026 09:59 PM (kU0PQ)

3 ONT already, Mr. Doof?

Raises eyebrow...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 09, 2026 09:59 PM (QGaXH)

4 Motorfruit?

Posted by: gKWVE at June 09, 2026 10:00 PM (gKWVE)

5 I don’t know what this fruit is called but I know it needs to calm the hell down.

Mmmm. Mamanas.

Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2026 10:00 PM (VHUov)

6 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 09, 2026 10:00 PM (+9wcF)

7 Last pic is a classic.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2026 10:00 PM (9U0Wy)

8 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 09, 2026 10:01 PM (6/7Fs)

9 Doof, hopefully your life is getting a little calmer than the storms in the top photo.

PS: Is that a submarine in the lower left quadrant?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:01 PM (qx7Zg)

10 Good evening Horde. Thanks Doof! Congrats on 200! Hooray!! Long may the whelming continue.

Love the bottled water meme.

Posted by: TRex - driniking from a fire hose dino at June 09, 2026 10:01 PM (IQ6Gq)

11 Always let the hose run for a minute before drinking. Brackish flavor, also unexpected protein!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 09, 2026 10:02 PM (ZOv7s)

12 That top pic looks like a tornado in the making.

Posted by: Bulg at June 09, 2026 10:02 PM (77rzZ)

13 Some classic British comedy.

https://youtube.com/shorts/0v9AEhfDs3A

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:02 PM (qx7Zg)

14 don’t know what this fruit is called but I know it needs to calm the hell down.

Mmmm. Mamanas.
Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2026 10:00 PM (VHUov)
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I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: A Man Name Jayne at June 09, 2026 10:02 PM (ZOv7s)

15 The rare and elusive Sumatran Titty Tree. An excellent naturalism lesson for the Horde.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:03 PM (6/7Fs)

16 Whoa!! Those fruit. . . . .

I'm strangely turned on.

What the hell is wrong with me?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:03 PM (jnTpz)

17 Those are some healthy papayas.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 10:03 PM (/lPRQ)

18 So boobs do grow on trees. Who knew?

Posted by: Bulg at June 09, 2026 10:03 PM (77rzZ)

19 He didn’t know alligators could bite? Hmmm.

Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2026 10:03 PM (Wmg4n)

20 Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:04 PM (2GVsD)

21 DJ Doof - Random Stuff Edition

Random? I think not!

Posted by: mikeski, with light bulb overhead at June 09, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov)

22 Good evening to the horde. A good day today. 2nd-round interview went very well from what was said ("good answers" and "liked what I heard" came out of his mouth). Should hear more on that one soon I hope. More interviews with other companies forthcoming. Fingers crossed and prayin'.

Posted by: RandomDave at June 09, 2026 10:04 PM (aJQbY)

23 Satisfying jobs?

My Mom would have killed for one of those things when we were kids. She would say she had to bathe 4 kids to find two of her own.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:05 PM (jnTpz)

24 As a result of the incident, Kasenov is seeking more than $50,000 in damages. The case remains pending.

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Seeking $50k in damages? This must be a joke.

I haven't seen a lawsuit for $50k since the 1980s. I mean, what is the point?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:05 PM (6/7Fs)

25 Holy cow! I've never seen kitty fruit before! Is it any good?
Probably mostly full of itself....🧐

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 09, 2026 10:05 PM (uTEOj)

26 This has got to be one of the most satisfying jobs available!

Maybe if 1) he had gotten the dirt all the way off, and 2) the power washer doesn't make your hands numb.

We had to do this on Guam on the sidewalks for which we were responsible in base housing. The concrete would turn black with the coral mold. And, you would end up being unable to feel your arms from the elbow down when you were done, because of the vibration of the power washer (communicated through the hose), and force of the water through the wand into your hands.

Posted by: GWB at June 09, 2026 10:05 PM (kU0PQ)

27 r/blackmen

America where a 14 year old boy can be chased 100 yards and shot in the back and the shooter can claim self defense.. because hes black
But another teenage boy can be jumped by three white kids much bigger than him, defend himself but be accused of murder.. because hes black.

this case will be appealed and he has a good chance of getting charges reduced due to how the case was handled and politicized.

I feel no sympathy for Austin Metcaff. May this be a lesson to all future Austins/bullies that you just might die and meet Satan for your actions.

Where’s Clyburn and all the congressional black caucus when shit like this happens? They’ll be in our ear telling us to vote in November and stay silent about this and Rick chow. Cowards.

its shocking one white kid can cross state lines with a rifle, shoot someone and be found not guilty but pulling a knife in a physical altercation makes this kid a cold blooded murderer who deserves no mercy.

this is a good use for ai and really can cut through human to human bs. A few days ago I plugged all the information into Gemini and it said the charge should be manslaughter not 1st degree.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 09, 2026 10:05 PM (ycI94)

28 Kill the whiteboy
Go in his tent
He know my intent
Be in his tent
He cant prevent
I be Black
C I L L
The whiteboy

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 09, 2026 10:05 PM (/+uur)

29 So boobs do grow on trees. Who knew?

Imagine those in the style of Gaugin

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:05 PM (2GVsD)

30 Doof, hopefully your life is getting a little calmer than the storms in the top photo.

PS: Is that a submarine in the lower left quadrant?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:01 PM (qx7Zg)

Thank you. Just in case it doesn't - send more content!

Posted by: Doof at June 09, 2026 10:05 PM (QMAsf)

31 Hey!

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 09, 2026 10:06 PM (/aZwr)

32 Evenin'

Another round of golf completed today. Shot 96. Well, '96'. When you golf by yourself, you can used as many mulligans needed. I needed it today. It's not like I carry a handicap. The weather is crapping out the next several days. I'll try to do another round tomorrow and then go shooting boom sticks with a friend of mine. He's a member of a sportsman club. This place is behind the middle of nowhere. It's GREAT!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 09, 2026 10:07 PM (bfy6w)

33 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 09, 2026 10:05 PM (ycI94)

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Leftards pimping for Karmelo Anthony.

Nothing surprises me anymore.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:07 PM (6/7Fs)

34 It's 3 AM in Belfast, everyone tucked into bed?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 09, 2026 10:07 PM (K15C4)

35 Good evening Horde. Thanks Doof! Congrats on 200! Hooray!! Long may the whelming continue.

Love the bottled water meme.
Posted by: TRex - driniking from a fire hose dino at June 09, 2026 10:01 PM (IQ6Gq)

Driniking? Seems like you need to be cut off!

Posted by: Doof at June 09, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)

36 Serious question for you 29 year olds:

Why do we see so many memes regarding Gen-Xers having it rough? Boomers (both early and late) did all of those things before them. They act like the X-ers invented that shit.

Oh yeah, and get off my lawn!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:07 PM (jnTpz)

37 The strange fruit yields transmilk. It's like soy milk for soyboyz.

Posted by: 13times at June 09, 2026 10:07 PM (D364A)

38 PS: Is that a submarine in the lower left quadrant?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:01 PM (qx7Zg)

Remains of the S.S. Minnow.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 09, 2026 10:08 PM (1Ff7Z)

39 DWI suspect tries to flee from cops by abandoning car, jumps into swamp and is attacked by alligator.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:08 PM (2GVsD)

40 The fruit tree is called Diana of the Ephesians.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 09, 2026 10:09 PM (1Ff7Z)

41 Top o' the evening Hordlings - from your old Asia hand, Publius Redux - hope all is well. I see Maine democrats are going with the alleged Nazi (actual one, not a made up one), rapist "oyster farmer". Solid choice boys. Solid. Choice.

Tick that into the "R" Column. As annoying as Collins is - it's better than nothing, considering how lefty hippie crunchy Maine has always been.

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 09, 2026 10:09 PM (/aZwr)

42 its shocking one white kid can cross state lines with a rifle, shoot someone and be found not guilty but pulling a knife in a physical altercation makes this kid a cold blooded murderer who deserves no mercy.
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Ah! The dreaded "crossing state lines" trope, a favorite of Leftist media everywhere.

Do these droogs ever have a critical thought in their tiny shrunken heads?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:09 PM (6/7Fs)

43 Driniking? Seems like you need to be cut off!

Posted by: Doof at June 09, 2026 10:07 PM
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We could sit here all night and debate who should be cut off from what, but what difference, at this point, would it make?

Posted by: TRex - quantity discount dino at June 09, 2026 10:09 PM (IQ6Gq)

44 It's 3 AM in Belfast, everyone tucked into bed?

The beds are burning.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:10 PM (2GVsD)

45 What do I have on my mind today?? Well, I'm sick of RINOs, Leftists, Antifa, Social Justice Warriors, Deep State Knob Polishers, long-term politicians, the mechanics and maneuvering of the Uniparty, any InfoWhore and maggot of the MSM, Lying Academic Communists, fakers and posers, the treacherous children of Hell in the DSA and in the EnterTAINT businesses, anything connected with a Kenyan Manchurian Candidate. . ..and today's special: that lying, deceiving, truth-bending but deliberately devious lying whore who testified today that the SPLC is the innocent victim of the DJT and Conservative "war machine." Other than that, well, I've got some fine vintage Robin Trower cranked up a bit and I've come to the ONT to begin to let go of the misery and get some perspective. (which I usually get from the Cafe but I missed it tonight). Share, hordlings. . . .share.

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards at June 09, 2026 10:10 PM (L47m7)

46 40 The fruit tree is called Diana of the Ephesians.

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Is that what produces the Apple of Discord?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:10 PM (6/7Fs)

47 Good luck, Random. We're rooting 4 U.

Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 10:10 PM (RCjYY)

48 Purple Rain in the top pic.

Looks like one of those yummy raspberry flavor-ices.

Posted by: Joemarine at June 09, 2026 10:10 PM (y171U)

49 This has got to be one of the most satisfying jobs available!

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There's a power washing video game.

https://tinyurl.com/2v7xy6m4

So have at it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 09, 2026 10:10 PM (ndZc7)

50 So, I read it's Strawberry-Rhubarb Pie day, and we have no rhubarb.

Gonna have to settle for some ice cream with pears. And chocolate sauce.

I remember turning eleven and thinking being a "teenager" should apply even to eleventeens and twelveteens. I grew out of it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - seventythreeteen at June 09, 2026 10:10 PM (dn9xm)

51 Jeez DOOF(!)
I wouldn't have thought you would be old enough for THAT Kink song....will wonders never cease...probably your older sister music🤭

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 09, 2026 10:11 PM (uTEOj)

52 Hose Water needs a note "Serve Warm".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 10:11 PM (/lPRQ)

53 Hey Reddit Raimondos...

What about the convicted paedophile crossing county lines to support Karmelo Anthony?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:11 PM (2GVsD)

54 OK, you health-food weirdos. It's not really milk if it's "almond milk," "oat milk," "soy milk," etc.

.....but if you make milk from those fruits, I'll allow the name.

Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)

55 I'll take a sixer of Hose Water.

Thnx.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 09, 2026 10:11 PM (/HDaX)

56 That bourbon still has to be 51% corn. No more than 49% horse.
Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2026 09:57 PM (VHUov)

That made me laugh probably more than it should have

Posted by: Doof at June 09, 2026 10:11 PM (QMAsf)

57 Where can I buy me one of them boob trees?

Posted by: Bulg at June 09, 2026 10:11 PM (77rzZ)

58 Hate to dump and run but

SC Primary results--Lady Lindsay wins again.
Stick a fork in Nancy Mace, she is coming in fifth in the governor's primary. Evette, who Trump endorsed and Alan Wilson are going to a runoff for the governor's seat.

Fake GOP Pascoe fails to advance to runoff for the AG race.

Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:12 PM (E4rtv)

59 Posted by: Le Haim

Nazi alert!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 09, 2026 10:12 PM (ndZc7)

60 Where can I buy me one of them boob trees?
Posted by: Bulg

The biggest nursery in town!

(It's just too easy around here sometimes)

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:12 PM (jnTpz)

61 Karmelo Anthony’s parents did not go back into the courtroom for sentencing or the victim impact statements. They left.

Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2026 10:13 PM (Wmg4n)

62 Mace got the fifth place ribbon? that's hilarious. how long before she blames (((you know whom)))

Posted by: gKWVE at June 09, 2026 10:13 PM (gKWVE)

63 We could sit here all night and debate who should be cut off from what, but what difference, at this point, would it make?
Posted by: TRex - quantity discount dino at June 09, 2026 10:09 PM (IQ6Gq)

Missed opportunity to sock Hillary and do the {hic!} thing

Posted by: Doof at June 09, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)

64 Evening.

Re: the power wash video.

Did you know there's a vidya game called Power Wash Simulator? All you do is power wash filthy buildings.

Fucking Power Wash Simulator.

If see your kids or grandkids playing that shit go buy them a power washer and tell them to power wash houses first $50 bucks.

Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2026 10:14 PM (lIDmF)

65 Aldean needs to jack up that country accent a little more.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 09, 2026 10:14 PM (K15C4)

66 61 Karmelo Anthony’s parents did not go back into the courtroom for sentencing or the victim impact statements. They left.
Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2026 10:13 PM (Wmg4n)

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They had an appointment with the financial advisor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:14 PM (6/7Fs)

67 Good evening all, and thanks Doof.
Secretariat: still holds the time records for the Derby, Preaknes!s and Belmont. What a magnificent animal.
Big Red

Posted by: The Grateful at June 09, 2026 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)

68 I remember turning eleven and thinking being a "teenager" should apply even to eleventeens and twelveteens. I grew out of it.
Posted by: mindful webworker - seventythreeteen

It works the other way in our industry. A woman can be a "teen" well into her twenties. Maybe thirties, if she puts her hair in braids.

Posted by: pr0nhub at June 09, 2026 10:14 PM (VHUov)

69 Piper

They were rushing to the microphones and social media to shake down fools with money.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:14 PM (2GVsD)

70 A South Florida man has filed a lawsuit against a Central Florida airboat tour company after an alligator bit him in the face during an attraction last summer, according to court records.

Affirmative defense I: Plaintiff is an idiot
Affirmative defense II: Plaintiff is a pussy

Posted by: Case dismissed! *gavel* at June 09, 2026 10:15 PM (TbWk/)

71 Speaking of racist dirt bags, I see Karmelo got 35 years. I'd have preferred more but can't complain.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 09, 2026 10:15 PM (ndZc7)

72 Posted by: Le Haim at June 09, 2026 10:13 PM (OY8XX)

Massie lost.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 09, 2026 10:15 PM (gKWVE)

73 Jeez DOOF(!)
I wouldn't have thought you would be old enough for THAT Kink song....will wonders never cease...probably your older sister music🤭
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 09, 2026 10:11 PM (uTEOj)

Maybe I'm older than 29??

Posted by: Doof at June 09, 2026 10:15 PM (QMAsf)

74 Sorry I'm late, there was a a minor mishap at Major's Mines when we discovered that we inadvertantly hired a minor to be a miner, when our policy at Major's Mines is that miners must have reached the age of majority before they can start mining. Normally I don’t mind minor miners, but the new HR girl likes making major problems out of minor issues.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 09, 2026 10:15 PM (wmV8W)

75 TRex - good to see you. I thought you might have been judging a children's T Rex race yesterday.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:15 PM (qx7Zg)

76 Is that what produces the Apple of Discord?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:10 PM (6/7Fs)

Dis cord, dat cord. Whatever it takes.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 09, 2026 10:15 PM (1Ff7Z)

77 72 Speaking of racist dirt bags, I see Karmelo got 35 years. I'd have preferred more but can't complain.

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He'll be tame as Red from Shawshank Redemption when they let him out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:16 PM (6/7Fs)

78 Brb, grabbing peanut butter ice cream. I'm constantly hungry these days, almost as if someone is sharing my calories.

Posted by: pookysgirl, getting out the caramel sauce too at June 09, 2026 10:16 PM (Wt5PA)

79 Karmelo is stuck in the stir for at least 17 years before having a chance at parole, the age when he murdered Austin Metcalf.

I think that jury was pretty slick with that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:17 PM (2GVsD)

80 42 Cicero

The difference is that the "someone" Rittenhouse shot was shooting at HIM.

If "someone" had been shooting at Karmelo, he might've been acquitted too.

"Rittdenhouse killed someone" = "some people did something" (Rep Omar referencing 9/11)

Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 10:17 PM (RCjYY)

81 Greetings.

Posted by: Grayman27 at June 09, 2026 10:17 PM (AvoqE)

82 Brb, grabbing peanut butter ice cream. I'm constantly hungry these days, almost as if someone is sharing my calories.
Posted by: pookysgirl, getting out the caramel sauce too at June 09, 2026 10:16 PM (Wt5PA)

Congratulations on your pregnancy.

Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2026 10:17 PM (lIDmF)

83 DWI suspect tries to flee from cops by abandoning car, jumps into swamp and is attacked by alligator.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:08 PM (2GVsD)

In his defense, he was drunk.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 09, 2026 10:17 PM (ZVgZ4)

84 In my yout', I smoked a bit of weed, but I was never into pills and powders.

I was visiting a friend who offered me a downer, which - since I wasn't going anywhere - I took; the one and only time I ever did a downer.

And he turned on the teevee to a horse race. The most amazing horse race in history. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. In distorted subjective time, that horse just kept pulling further and further ahead. Like it had superpowers. I thought I must be hallucinating. Nope. It was real.

Unforgettable.

Posted by: mindful webworker - a horse with heart at June 09, 2026 10:18 PM (dn9xm)

85 Serious question for you 29 year olds:

Why do we see so many memes regarding Gen-Xers having it rough? Boomers (both early and late) did all of those things before them. They act like the X-ers invented that shit.

Oh yeah, and get off my lawn!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:07 PM (jnTpz)

Yep, Boomers got the "Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory", and we only got Jarts.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:18 PM (qx7Zg)

86 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 09, 2026 10:05 PM (ycI94)

Wow - just, wow. They really do live on a different planet, don't they? None, and I mean none of their world view's "facts" are true. Not one.

Also they cannot let Rittenhouse's clear self defense /maiming the pedo attackers thing go, can they?

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 09, 2026 10:18 PM (/aZwr)

87 25

And I certainly meant TITTY fruit...oh my...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 09, 2026 10:18 PM (uTEOj)

88 I was watching the Stanley Cup finals during intermission, when Mom walked in and saw the black commentator and his outfit. "Oh my God! Is that a cross-dresser?"

Me: LMFAO

Posted by: Dr. T at June 09, 2026 10:19 PM (jGGMD)

89 That bourbon still has to be 51% corn. No more than 49% horse.
Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2026 09:57 PM (VHUov)

That made me laugh probably more than it should have
Posted by: Doof at June 09, 2026 10:11 PM (QMAsf)

Horse or horse piss? Need to be clear on this.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:19 PM (qx7Zg)

90 I just wathc DOnt Le t me down

Thats Billy Preston over there on the Rhodes

Seen that about 100x and never seen that

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 09, 2026 10:19 PM (/+uur)

91 Evening Hordemates.
Geezer Golf update.
Tied for third in a cold and windy day. Covered my bar bill so a good round.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2026 10:20 PM (2WIwB)

92 Yep, Boomers got the "Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory", and we only got Jarts.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

I also had some plastic rocket type thingy that you filled with water and then hand pumped up before launching and trying to put out the eye of your buddy.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:20 PM (jnTpz)

93 So why did Anthony kill whitey?

Was a motive ever disclosed? Gang initiation? Whitey owed him money? Just a scumbag looking to fight?

Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2026 10:20 PM (lIDmF)

94 85 DWI suspect tries to flee from cops by abandoning car, jumps into swamp and is attacked by alligator.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:08 PM (2GVsD)

In his defense, he was drunk.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 09, 2026 10:17 PM (ZVgZ4)

In the contest between "Florida Man" and a gator, it is not always clear who will win. Especially if Florida Man is drunk . . . or high on meth

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 09, 2026 10:20 PM (/aZwr)

95 Hose flavor sucks, especially in beer! DAMHIK.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 09, 2026 10:21 PM (IP7s4)

96 Re that most satisfying job, you know there's videogames about that. Look up Powerwash Simulator, its sequel, and probably some clones.

(No connection to those games, just providing info)

Posted by: Nathan at June 09, 2026 10:21 PM (KMIjy)

97 A South Florida man has filed a lawsuit against a Central Florida airboat tour company after an alligator bit him in the face during an attraction last summer, according to court records.

Affirmative defense I: Plaintiff is an idiot
Affirmative defense II: Plaintiff is a pussy
Posted by: Case dismissed! *gavel* at June 09, 2026 10:15 PM (TbWk/)

Defense III: Plaintiff attacked the alligator because he's an asshole

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:21 PM (qx7Zg)

98 Speaking of racist dirt bags, I see Karmelo got 35 years. I'd have preferred more but can't complain.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 09, 2026 10:15 PM (ndZc7)

That shitbag should've gotten life. And his parents should go down for wire fraud. Something. Goddamn what horrible fucking pathetic homunculi they are.

Posted by: Fuck them all to hell with a spork at June 09, 2026 10:22 PM (TbWk/)

99 Lets give a State to Black America
Or 8 or 10
Just give them a state(S)
Give them all the votes

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 09, 2026 10:22 PM (/+uur)

100 61 Karmelo Anthony’s parents did not go back into the courtroom for sentencing or the victim impact statements. They left.
Posted by: Piper
----

Security? Or security of $600K?
Speculating; the lawyer got them out of the courtroom, keeping them from mucking up the sentencing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 09, 2026 10:22 PM (K15C4)

101 Hello folks. Thanks to Hour of the Wolf for last night's ONT--Robert the Cat (TM) fussed quite a bit about the differences in coat colors, until I told him that racism was on the way out.

Thanks to Doof for tonight's ONT. It was great meeting you at the 2024 NoVa MoMe.

The bit about teenagers leads to a question: when did recreations of the past becomes a thing? I'm thinking of Civil War Reenactments, Rennaisance Faires and so on. I suspect most people were too busy surviving to treat the past this way, but I dunno. Usually the past is something you want to get away from, not recreate.

I'm guessing modern media and media preservation might be the culprit. But then, I'm stupid so who knows what might be what.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 09, 2026 10:22 PM (CHHv1)

102 And I certainly meant TITTY fruit...oh my...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Wop-bop-a-loo-mop, alop-bom-bom

Titty frutti, oh Rudy
Titty frutti, oh Rudy
Titty frutti, oh Titty frutti, oh Rudy
Tutti frutti, oh Rudy
Awop-bop-a-loo-mop, alop bom bom

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 09, 2026 10:22 PM (ndZc7)

103 That bourbon still has to be 51% corn. No more than 49% horse.
Posted by: mikeski

That made me laugh probably more than it should have
Posted by: Doof

An on-topic "first" that made the CoB laugh! That might get me an upgrade to warped-bar-coaster membership.

Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)

104 Posted by: Le Haim at June 09, 2026 10:13 PM (OY8XX)

Massie lost.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 09, 2026 10:15 PM (gKWVE)

By a lot, as I recall.

Nobody likes nazis.

Posted by: Methos at June 09, 2026 10:22 PM (vSvIl)

105 80>>>Karmelo is stuck in the stir for at least 17 years before having a chance at parole, the age when he murdered Austin Metcalf.

I think that jury was pretty slick with that.

I think he should have gotten as many years as Austin may have lived -- say, 75 or so.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at June 09, 2026 10:23 PM (nz1sK)

106 Speaking of Nazis, how's the Oysterfuehrer doing?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 09, 2026 10:23 PM (ndZc7)

107 Was it the SLA or Black Panthers who wanted to make the Southern states its own black country?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:23 PM (2GVsD)

108 You take da hose water, she gonna knife ya.

Posted by: Orson at June 09, 2026 10:24 PM (dIske)

109 Good evening all, and thanks Doof.
Secretariat: still holds the time records for the Derby, Preaknes!s and Belmont. What a magnificent animal.
Big Red
Posted by: The Grateful at June 09, 2026 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)

Howdy!

Posted by: Doof at June 09, 2026 10:24 PM (QMAsf)

110 *Puts on hat*
*Pours bourbon*

Posted by: Perry the Platypus at June 09, 2026 10:25 PM (+0Wk3)

111 By a lot, as I recall.

Nobody likes nazis.
Posted by: Methos at June 09, 2026 10:22 PM (vSvIl)

I dunno, Democrat leadership has been glazing Maine Kampf pretty hard.

Posted by: Riding his fleisch shtuck at June 09, 2026 10:25 PM (TbWk/)

112 Grandparents giving grandson a fun outdoor gift

https://youtube.com/shorts/zsVCk7PMLrw

Guess the gift before starting the video. Hint: Grandpa's laughing, and grandma's head is in her hands.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:25 PM (qx7Zg)

113 92 Sorry, Diogenes, you gotta do better. Otherwise, our consortium can no longer support you.

Posted by: Bulg at June 09, 2026 10:26 PM (77rzZ)

114 Tousi TV
@TousiTVOfficial
·
3h
More good news on X,

🇵🇰🇦🇫 BREAKING: War has erupted between Pakistan and Afghanistan

Khost and Paktika provinces have been hit.

Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:26 PM (E4rtv)

115 Defense III: Plaintiff attacked the alligator because he's an asshole
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

He threw his face into the alligator's mouth!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 09, 2026 10:26 PM (ndZc7)

116 Was it the SLA or Black Panthers who wanted to make the Southern states its own black country?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:23 PM (2GVsD)

lolol did they never cracked open open a history book?

Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2026 10:26 PM (lIDmF)

117 An on-topic "first" that made the CoB laugh! That might get me an upgrade to warped-bar-coaster membership.
Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)

An on-topic first is almost as good as a Sponge FIRST!!! landing as a triple digit comment.

Posted by: Doof at June 09, 2026 10:26 PM (QMAsf)

118 When alt.total.loser's get bent over in the primaries, why are they still allowed to stink up Capitol Hill?
Cornyn is out there right now saying how he was liberated by losing the primary. Because now he doesn't have to lie anymore. Which means ...

Posted by: gKWVE at June 09, 2026 10:27 PM (gKWVE)

119 BREAKING: War has erupted between Pakistan and Afghanistan

Khost and Paktika provinces have been hit.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:26 PM (E4rtv)

Weren't they at war just a few months ago?

Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2026 10:27 PM (lIDmF)

120 48 Purple Rain in the top pic.

Looks like one of those yummy raspberry flavor-ices.
Posted by: Joemarine at June 09, 2026 10:10 PM (y171U)

That's just regular rain, it only seems purple because we are looking at it through a haze.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 09, 2026 10:27 PM (wmV8W)

121 its shocking one white kid can cross state lines with a rifle, shoot someone and be found not guilty but pulling a knife in a physical altercation makes this kid a cold blooded murderer who deserves no mercy.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 09, 2026 10:05 PM (ycI94)

The difference between Kyle and Austin is that Kyle was armed.
The difference between Kyle and Karmello is Kyle didn't provoke his attackers and actually did what he did in self-defense.

Posted by: GWB at June 09, 2026 10:27 PM (kU0PQ)

122 87 Yep, Boomers got the "Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory", and we only got Jarts.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:18 PM (qx7Zg)

Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory - "The Most Dangerous Toy in History".
A rare, complete example of the 1950 Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory in its original red suitcase sold for $15,000 at auction in March 2026.

Posted by: Joemarine at June 09, 2026 10:27 PM (y171U)

123 Grandparents giving grandson a fun outdoor gift

Guess the gift before starting the video. Hint: Grandpa's laughing, and grandma's head is in her hands.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

The most important phrase a Grandpa can tell his grandchild is: "Don't tell your Mom."

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:28 PM (jnTpz)

124 Hello folks. Thanks to Hour of the Wolf for last night's ONT--Robert the Cat (TM) fussed quite a bit about the differences in coat colors, until I told him that racism was on the way out.

...
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 09, 2026 10:22 PM (CHHv1)

I had to use a stunt double. Robert the Cat (TM) never returned my calls.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:28 PM (qx7Zg)

125 Lets give a State to Black America
Or 8 or 10
Just give them a state(S)
Give them all the votes
Posted by: r hennigantx

And they'll show us how it's done like they did when they took over South Africa!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 09, 2026 10:29 PM (ndZc7)

126 Weren't they at war just a few months ago?
Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2026 10:27 PM (lIDmF)

They were, and Trump told them if they didn't knock it off they would lose their preferential tariff rates.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2026 10:29 PM (rbvCR)

127 Looks like we'll have to wait at least a bit more than 17.5 years for Karmelo to find a cure for cancer or design a faster-than-light propulsion system. Maybe not that long. I'm confident a man as smart as he is will be able to easily solve differential equations in his head while he's being PITA several hours every day.

Posted by: Gref at June 09, 2026 10:29 PM (5rh/l)

128 Speaking of Nazis, how's the Oysterfuehrer doing?

He might be in Providence by now with his campaignkreig

His high school classmates wrote in the yearbook he was "most likely to start a revolution."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:29 PM (2GVsD)

129 Secretariat won the Belmont Stakes by 31 lengths to become the Triple Crown winner and set a world record time that has never been beaten!

...moving like a tremendous machine...

Posted by: a horse is a horse at June 09, 2026 10:29 PM (R+iUD)

130 Platner USED TO BE a Nazi. Now he's a communist.

Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 10:29 PM (RCjYY)

131 "I don’t know what this fruit is called but I know it needs to calm the hell down."
- - - - - - - -
They're called "melons", of course.

Posted by: Another Anon at June 09, 2026 10:29 PM (4h45B)

132
🇵🇰🇦🇫 BREAKING: War has erupted between Pakistan and Afghanistan

Khost and Paktika provinces have been hit.

--------

We should immediately send aid to both of them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:29 PM (6/7Fs)

133 95 So why did Anthony kill whitey?

Was a motive ever disclosed? Gang initiation? Whitey owed him money? Just a scumbag looking to fight?
Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2026 10:20 PM (lIDmF)

I believe it was the last one - Aggressive scumbag combative in-your-space-whitey black guy went into the rival track (track fer chrissakes) team tent to try and see if someone would start something that he was going to finish. Brought a knife and was planning to use it. Young white track star who had been left in charge by teacher/coach asked him to leave because he was: a) not supposed to be there; and, b) was acting completely and intentionally confrontational, when he didn't things started to escalate with the white guy pushing Anthony. Anthony, who had had his hand in his bag, on the handle of his knife the whole time, took out his blade and ended this young man's life. Leftists are actually arguing that Anthony, was somehow entitled to plunge a knife into this young, innocent, and reasonably acting white kid, because he was being a "bully," on this one occasion only, mind you. Think about the leftarded nature of this thought pattern

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 09, 2026 10:30 PM (/aZwr)

134 A few days ago I plugged all the information into Gemini and it said the charge should be manslaughter not 1st degree.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 09, 2026 10:05 PM (ycI94)

Well, you plugged your information into a machine who can't even make up legal cites properly, and it told you what the legal outcome should be? And that corresponded to the bits of evidence you told it? Well, I'm really impressed (with your dim-witted allegiance to both an awful worldview and to technology).

Posted by: GWB at June 09, 2026 10:30 PM (kU0PQ)

135 Well if Killmelo goes to PMITA prison, maybe he'll understand what it's like to be truly touched.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2026 10:30 PM (n5tGW)

136 93 So why did Anthony kill whitey?

Was a motive ever disclosed? Gang initiation? Whitey owed him money? Just a scumbag looking to fight?
Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2026 10:20 PM (lIDmF)

Perp would hang around high school kids and steal their phones, laptops, wallets, etc.

Posted by: Joemarine at June 09, 2026 10:30 PM (y171U)

137 Guess the gift before starting the video. Hint: Grandpa's laughing, and grandma's head is in her hands.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

The most important phrase a Grandpa can tell his grandchild is: "Don't tell your Mom."

Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:28 PM (jnTpz)

I'm actually curious how many of the 'Ettes with grandsons would be laughing instead of worrying.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:31 PM (qx7Zg)

138 War has erupted between Pakistan and Afghanistan

Khost and Paktika provinces have been hit.
-
I assume those are in Afghanistan?

Posted by: Methos at June 09, 2026 10:31 PM (vSvIl)

139 War has erupted between Pakistan and Afghanistan

===

apparently Kuwait and Bahrain are being hit..in a ceasefire kind of way...

Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 10:33 PM (GD0B3)

140 Drink the Woodford. They'll make more.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 09, 2026 10:33 PM (YlWIZ)

141 Papayas, and here I am a leg-man

Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2026 10:33 PM (rbvCR)

142 Looks like Platner is winning in a landslide.

I hate New England Nazis.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 09, 2026 10:34 PM (ndZc7)

143 whoa, who dragged the nazi refuse in here ?

Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 10:34 PM (GD0B3)

144 The most important phrase a Grandpa can tell his grandchild is: "Don't tell your Mom."
Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete
*********
So very true. Miss you Pop!

Posted by: The Grateful at June 09, 2026 10:34 PM (IQ6Gq)

145 Neither here nor there...
Listening to Youngbloods...
Probably no one heard of these guys from 70s...
Lovely music...
Never mind....😶

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 09, 2026 10:35 PM (uTEOj)

146 Carolina now leading Vegas 4-3 with 8 minutes left in 3rd period.

Posted by: Gref at June 09, 2026 10:35 PM (5rh/l)

147 Looks like Platner is winning in a landslide.

I hate New England Nazis.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 09, 2026 10:34 PM (ndZc7)

dude , if you were the only candidate , you'd win too!

Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 10:35 PM (GD0B3)

148 Jordon also getting some of that ceasefire.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2026 10:35 PM (n5tGW)

149 I assume those are in Afghanistan?
Posted by: Methos
=====
Yep.

Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:35 PM (E4rtv)

150 Doof

Why don't you 86 that antisemite?

Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 10:36 PM (RCjYY)

151 C'mon people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try and love one another right now

Posted by: The Youngbloods at June 09, 2026 10:36 PM (6/7Fs)

152 I believe it was the last one - Aggressive scumbag combative in-your-space-whitey black guy went into the rival track (track fer chrissakes) team tent to try and see if someone would start something that he was going to finish. Brought a knife and was planning to use it.
Posted by: Publius Redux at June 09, 2026 10:30 PM (/aZwr)

Yeah, that's what I figured. Just senseless violence and moronic barbarity.

Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2026 10:37 PM (lIDmF)

153 Congratulations Democrats, you are going to get MAGAs to vote for Collins.

Give yourself the Soviet Order of the Iron Cross First Class.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:37 PM (2GVsD)

154 92 I also had some plastic rocket type thingy that you filled with water and then hand pumped up before launching and trying to put out the eye of your buddy.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:20 PM (jnTpz)

Those worked great...could shoot 50-75 feet up in the sky.

Posted by: Joemarine at June 09, 2026 10:38 PM (y171U)

155 Neither here nor there...
Listening to Youngbloods...
Probably no one heard of these guys from 70s...
Lovely music...
Never mind....😶

Posted by: COMountainMarie

Love is but a song we sing . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 09, 2026 10:38 PM (ndZc7)

156 Posted by: tankdemon at June 09, 2026 10:15 PM (wmV8W)

Nice one.

Posted by: GWB at June 09, 2026 10:38 PM (kU0PQ)

157 >>> Posted by: Le Cock-Gobbling Faggot at June 09, 2026 10:32 PM (LTbl/)

Your customers at the glory hole are waiting.

Posted by: oh look, retards on parade at June 09, 2026 10:38 PM (R+iUD)

158 75 TRex - good to see you. I thought you might have been judging a children's T Rex race yesterday.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:15 PM
***
(*channels tankdemon*) Would have been here earlier but had to judge a children's TRex race.

Posted by: TRex - east German judge dino at June 09, 2026 10:38 PM (IQ6Gq)

159 Doof

Why don't you 86 that antisemite?
Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 10:36 PM (RCjYY)

So far, somebody has nuked 4 hashes used by the troll.

Posted by: Will Robinson at June 09, 2026 10:39 PM (zBgIx)

160 Less than 24 hours until Alison Krauss and Union Station concert.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 09, 2026 10:39 PM (gpQ8/)

161 apparently Kuwait and Bahrain are being hit..in a ceasefire kind of way...
Posted by: runner

Quoting Axios,
RedboxGlobal
@RedboxWire
·
7s
According to Axios reporter Barak Ravid, Iran launched a wave of attacks involving at least four ballistic missiles and several drones targeting U.S. bases in Bahrain, Kuwait, and Jordan.

Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:40 PM (E4rtv)

162 I'm actually curious how many of the 'Ettes with grandsons would be laughing instead of worrying.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Dad Tonypete discovered some ancient blasting caps in a hidden nook of Grampa's barn and liberated them for fun. They were from the mercury fulminate era and has started to corrode. So, Dad and kids made a small pile of them in one of the fields where the steers weren't and shot at them with a .22 until the Earth Shattering BOOM!!! occurred.

First thing I said to the kids was 'Don't tell Mom what happened!' Well, tried to tell them - our ears were ringing for an hour or so and no one heard anything.

The following day Grampa and I loaded up the remainder in the car and delivered them to the local cop shop. They panicked of course and mobilized the bomb squad to dispose of.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:40 PM (jnTpz)

163 So far, somebody has nuked 4 hashes used by the troll.
Posted by: Will Robinson

Huh. I missed one.

Well, "missed" is far too strong a word.....

Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2026 10:40 PM (VHUov)

164 Fun fact: every horse in the 2025 Kentucky Derby has lineage from Secratariat.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 10:41 PM (YZ0Fo)

165 7s
According to Axios reporter Barak Ravid, Iran launched a wave of attacks involving at least four ballistic missiles and several drones targeting U.S. bases in Bahrain, Kuwait, and Jordan.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:40 PM (E4rtv)

dammit! we were 48 hours from a DEAL!

Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 10:41 PM (GD0B3)

166 And for Miklos, wherever you be...

I seen the bright lights of Memphis...and the Commodore hotel...

If you be my Dixxy chicken, I'll be your Tennessee lamb...

Oh never mind. I never see Miklos these days...I miss that guy!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 09, 2026 10:42 PM (uTEOj)

167 Got my personal email nuked today. ISP told me three months ago I could use it indefinitely. They lied.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 09, 2026 10:42 PM (+9wcF)

168 13 Anna

I think that's the reason Collins flipped on the SAVE Act today-- she knows she needs MAGA in her anti-Platner coalition, & that we don't like her.

Leaving Platner aside for a moment, Collins is a MOST unattractive candidate, & Platner might be the only one who can get her reelected.

And I did say "might." She's so weak, she still could lose.

Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 10:42 PM (RCjYY)

169 The suspect in the Las Vega horse stabbings is Emily Grace.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:42 PM (2GVsD)

170 Good evening morons und danke Disko

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2026 10:42 PM (RIvkX)

171 Interacting with a troll is like wrestling with a pig.

You both get covered in pig shit, but the pig likes it.

Posted by: davidt at June 09, 2026 10:43 PM (Q+gd/)

172 80 42 Cicero

The difference is that the "someone" Rittenhouse shot was shooting at HIM.

If "someone" had been shooting at Karmelo, he might've been acquitted too.

"Rittdenhouse killed someone" = "some people did something" (Rep Omar referencing 9/11)
Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 10:17 PM (RCjYY)

If Ibrecall correctly, Kyle had a confrontation, from which he ran away. One of those guys had a pistol and shot in the air while another guy (the convicted pedo) gave chase. Rittenhouse shot him, then ran some more, skateboard dude smacked him on the head and received a lead reward, another guy tried to smack him , who Kyle shot at, with unknow results as that one never contacted authorities and was never identified, then the final.dude showed up with a gun, but Rittenhous shot first and turned his arm.into hamburger. So, nobody actually shot at Rittenhous, though one of the four people he shot at was prepar___ to.

Big dofference is thst all Rittenhouse's assailantsactually wanted to do him harm, while, from what I understsnd of things, Austin Metcalf was merely trying to get Anthony to leave an area he was not authorized to be, with no indication he was trying to hurt him.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 09, 2026 10:43 PM (wmV8W)

173 Got my personal email nuked today. ISP told me three months ago I could use it indefinitely. They lied.

==

yep, the lies they tell..like "unlimited storage"...

Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 10:43 PM (GD0B3)

174 Iran is going out of its way to make and keep friends.

Last I heard, the US Treasury got the funds the IRGC had stashed with the neighboring gulf states to circumvent the financial embargo when the Iran started bombing those same states.
Bessant is floating the idea that the damages caused by Iran will be covered by those seized funds, which is pretty popular

Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2026 10:43 PM (rbvCR)

175 Looks like Platner is winning in a landslide.

I hate New England Nazis.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 09, 2026 10:34 PM (ndZc7)

dude , if you were the only candidate , you'd win too!
Posted by: runner at June

Maine is one of the most early vote states in the nation. He probably won 2 weeks ago.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 10:43 PM (YZ0Fo)

176 Why did the chicken cross the road?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2026 10:43 PM (Cqx++)

177 Why did the chicken cross the road?

Graham Platner was there

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:45 PM (2GVsD)

178 Think about the leftarded nature of this thought pattern
Posted by: Publius Redux at June 09, 2026 10:30 PM (/aZwr)

He'd also been kicked off the track team and should have been ejected before this happened, after hanging out in the opposing team's tent.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 09, 2026 10:45 PM (WONhk)

179 Another war for Trump a bit closer to home.

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
4h
🚨 HOLY CRAP! President Trump just announced Bill Pulte will take over as Acting Director of National Intelligence EARLY, as of 10 DAYS from now on June 19

That's DESPITE some Senate Republicans demanding he cancel the appointment 🔥

Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:45 PM (E4rtv)

180 176 Why did the chicken cross the road?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2026 10:43 PM (Cqx++)

To avoid being beheaded by an immigrant Somali savage?

Posted by: Gref at June 09, 2026 10:46 PM (5rh/l)

181 We're bombing Iran, Israel is bombing Lebanon, and now there's a Paki/Afghan war? Oh, boy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 09, 2026 10:46 PM (WONhk)

182 First things first, there is no clear border between Pakistan and Afghanistan that the locals pay attention to.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2026 10:47 PM (2GVsD)

183 Iran is just bombing everyone, as they do.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2026 10:47 PM (n5tGW)

184 Collins was "behind" in 2020 polls by 12. Won by 8 in the most crooked election in history. Collins does not lose state wide races in Maine. She hasn't spent a dime yet and she will go scorched earth at the end of July once Nazi boy is locked in.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 10:47 PM (YZ0Fo)

185 Evening, Doof, and ONT Horde. Back from a cruise in the Avanti, to check out the new rear axle. Verdict: it works, and runs quiet, but I really would prefer a 3.54 over the 3.31. But I can live with the 3.31.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2026 10:48 PM (1z8ji)

186 I saw a new coordinated hot take on Raman posting a ridiculous number of votes in the mail in dumps.

See, Raman voters intentionally held their ballots to see how the election would play out before deciding how to vote.

Now...there are several problems with this theory, first, it is much easier to believe that some individual, not thousands of independent voters would make a coordinated decision, but more importantly Raman voters wouldn't know that it was "safe" to vote for her if they didn't see the results before voting and supposedly all those ballots being counted were cast before election day

Posted by: 18-1 at June 09, 2026 10:48 PM (sKqQm)

187 @124 I'm sorry. He ignores calls from "Unknown caller," a bad habit he picked up from me when someone in Nigeria got all my Playboy back issues.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 09, 2026 10:49 PM (CHHv1)

188 So how bad is Disclosure Day and it's ant-Christ theme, well...

Grace Randolph, big lib, says she's not particularly religious, said she was offended by a moment that happens in the movie and that she was shocked that the actress that did the act agreed to do it.

She also wondered why Spielberg explicitly goes at the Christian faith and say Islam or Buhdism.

She also said he unnecessarily inject politics into the film

Essentially she said Spielberg is misguided and basically an idiot, the film is terrible and he should probably stop making films now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2026 10:49 PM (XV/Pl)

189 >>>. I suspect most people were too busy surviving to treat the past this way, but I dunno
--

Until the Robber Barons of the mid to late 19th century were manifest most people spent ~75% of their lives working to eat and keep a roof over their heads. There were no 'teenagers' most boys were working by the time they were 10 and girls weren't sitting around on their tuffets.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 09, 2026 10:50 PM (K15C4)

190 Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
4h
🚨 HOLY CRAP! President Trump just announced Bill Pulte will take over as Acting Director of National Intelligence EARLY, as of 10 DAYS from now on June 19

That's DESPITE some Senate Republicans demanding he cancel the appointment 🔥
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:45 PM (E4rtv)

Good move! About a year late if you ask me, but not a moment too soon. Why do they want Pulte cancelled, he is already chair of Fannie and Freddie, not some unknown ?

Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 10:51 PM (GD0B3)

191 See, Raman voters intentionally held their ballots to see how the election would play out before deciding how to vote.

Which you can do when you live in a state that allows you to write the date you voted on the ballot and it will count in place of the postmark.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 09, 2026 10:51 PM (+9wcF)

192 how bad is Disclosure Day and it's ant-Christ theme, well...

Grace Randolph, big lib, says she's not particularly religious, said she was offended by a moment that happens in the movie and that she was shocked that the actress that did the act agreed to do it.

She also wondered why Spielberg explicitly goes at the Christian faith and say Islam or Buhdism.

She also said he unnecessarily inject politics into the film

Essentially she said Spielberg is misguided and basically an idiot, the film is terrible and he should probably stop making films now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at

Grace Randolph, paid Disney shill, should stop making videos now.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 10:51 PM (YZ0Fo)

193 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 09, 2026 10:05 PM (ycI94)

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Leftards pimping for Karmelo Anthony.

Nothing surprises me anymore.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:07 PM (6/7Fs)

If all the posters to that Reddit thread were rounded up and gassed, the world would be a better place.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2026 10:51 PM (1z8ji)

194 Where the hell is RUSH??? Videos all over youtube of their first show with Anika slaying those drums and we got pat frigging benatar? Things are rotten in the universe man. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 09, 2026 10:52 PM (snZF9)

195 @186

>>See, Raman voters intentionally held their ballots to see how the election would play out before deciding how to vote.

You can cast ballots and ballot harvest after election day, they can game the system.

You don't even need a postmark, you don't even need to sign the ballot with a legitmate signature, a smiley face or x will suffice.

The system is literally built to be rigged.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2026 10:52 PM (XV/Pl)

196 There were no 'teenagers' most boys were working by the time they were 10 and girls weren't sitting around on their tuffets.

Posted by: Braenyard

One of my Grandpas began work in the mill when he was 13.(He watered the mules) He retired with 52 years of service.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:52 PM (jnTpz)

197 156 Posted by: tankdemon at June 09, 2026 10:15 PM (wmV8W)

Nice one.
Posted by: GWB at June 09, 2026 10:38 PM (kU0PQ)

Thank you.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 09, 2026 10:52 PM (wmV8W)

198 I'm sorry. He ignores calls from "Unknown caller," a bad habit he picked up from me when someone in Nigeria got all my Playboy back issues.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 09, 2026 10:49 PM (CHHv1)
====

You've always made Robert sound rather,... aloof.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2026 10:52 PM (RIvkX)

199 We're bombing Iran, Israel is bombing Lebanon, and now there's a Paki/Afghan war? Oh, boy.

==

We are self defending ourselves! Israel is bombing Hezbollah, and Paki/Afghan...I don't know. Phakistan will win, should be over in 12 hours...

Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 10:52 PM (GD0B3)

200 @28/r hennigantx: "...C I L L..."

Missed an opportunity to sock as "Tyrone Green"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 09, 2026 10:53 PM (O7YUW)

201 Nice bunch of boobs!
How much for all of them?

Posted by: wth at June 09, 2026 10:53 PM (oq9dX)

202 Carolina defeats Vegas 5-3 in Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Finals. Series tied 2-2.

Posted by: Gref at June 09, 2026 10:53 PM (5rh/l)

203 >>> But I can live with the 3.31.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----

Simple solution, a bigger engine.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 09, 2026 10:54 PM (K15C4)

204 One of my Grandpas began work in the mill when he was 13.(He watered the mules) He retired with 52 years of service.

---------

That's an astounding run of mule irrigation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:54 PM (6/7Fs)

205 So, I read it's Strawberry-Rhubarb Pie day, and we have no rhubarb.

Gonna have to settle for some ice cream with pears. And chocolate sauce.

I remember turning eleven and thinking being a "teenager" should apply even to eleventeens and twelveteens. I grew out of it.
Posted by: mindful webworker - seventythreeteen at June 09, 2026 10:10 PM (dn9xm)

I have a nice little rhubarb patch. Stalks are tender and juicy. Missed today, but have been nomming on it for a week now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2026 10:54 PM (1z8ji)

206 Well, you plugged your information into a machine who can't even make up legal cites properly, and it told you what the legal outcome should be? And that corresponded to the bits of evidence you told it? Well, I'm really impressed (with your dim-witted allegiance to both an awful worldview and to technology).
Posted by: GWB

A coworker plugged some shit into an AI, asked it some questions, and the AI made up some CFR cites to support its answer.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 10:54 PM (/lPRQ)

207 @192

>>Grace Randolph, paid Disney shill, should stop making videos now.

I really don't think she's a Disney shill, she's hyper critical of Marvel and Disney. She's just all on board with DEI and representation and general leftist quackery.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2026 10:55 PM (XV/Pl)

208 But I can live with the 3.31.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2026 10:48 PM (1z8ji)
===
No one else will notice.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2026 10:55 PM (RIvkX)

209 Good move! About a year late if you ask me, but not a moment too soon. Why do they want Pulte cancelled, he is already chair of Fannie and Freddie, not some unknown ?
Posted by: runner
=====
I expect some housecleaning in personnel with any Joe Kent sympathizers told to hit the bricks. Trump already noted too many people in that office and that he wanted Pulte to clear house.

I think the main issue is that several Senators are beginning to worry about intel files being released on the Russia Russia lies to a grand jury in Florida. Warner and Schiff are both in legal jeopardy for their dirty deeds in that situation. Dunno if any GOP members of the intel committees are also in jeopardy.

Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:55 PM (E4rtv)

210
One of my Grandpas began work in the mill when he was 13.(He watered the mules) He retired with 52 years of service.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Exactly. Great Grandpa was a cabinet maker, Grandpa went to work for him when he graduated 3rd grade.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 09, 2026 10:56 PM (K15C4)

211 have a nice little rhubarb patch. Stalks are tender and juicy. Missed today, but have been nomming on it for a week now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

My childhood home had a lil rhubarb patch that took over the whole garden. We ate a lot of delicious rhubarb pie. I also liked to chew on it as a tyke.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 10:56 PM (YZ0Fo)

212 203 >>> But I can live with the 3.31.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----

Simple solution, a bigger engine.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 09, 2026 10:54 PM (K15C4)

---------

There's no chance you could shoehorn a JT9D into it, is there?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:56 PM (6/7Fs)

213 Gosh.
I can never keep up with y'all.
I surely love my pals here!
Thanks DOOF! and TRex and Scampy, and all the lovely ONTers!
I so love all the AoS wonderfully folks!
I'll never keep up, but I sure like trying😜

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 09, 2026 10:57 PM (uTEOj)

214 really don't think she's a Disney shill, she's hyper critical of Marvel and Disney. She's just all on board with DEI and representation and general leftist quackery.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

She's at most mildly critically of current Disney and that's just because she has to do that to maintain her channel. She's a Disney shill.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 10:57 PM (YZ0Fo)

215 I'm actually curious how many of the 'Ettes with grandsons would be laughing instead of worrying.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

I would be laughing while holding my head in my hands and praying that the tike doesn't harm himself!

Posted by: DanMa'am at June 09, 2026 10:58 PM (8uzBS)

216 >BREAKING: War has erupted between Pakistan and Afghanistan
----

may they both lose

Posted by: Don Black at June 09, 2026 10:58 PM (ZxPkt)

217 Amusing from Tousi

Tousi TV
@TousiTVOfficial
One faction of the regime: "We didn't do it."

The other faction of the regime: "And we'd do it again."

The conflicting statements following the helicopter incident tell you everything you need to know about the state of decision-making within the Islamic Republic right now.

Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:58 PM (E4rtv)

218 I just want you all to remember, in these turbulent times, that it's pronounced POCK-eee-STON.

Posted by: Barack Imgay Obama at June 09, 2026 10:58 PM (0e5Te)

219 I thought Iran was cowed by our military. That they had nothing more to throw at us. So how are they targeting our bases? Trump needs to just glass them and get it over with.

Posted by: Megthered at June 09, 2026 10:58 PM (UQkzn)

220 BREAKING: War has erupted between Pakistan and Afghanistan

Khost and Paktika provinces have been hit.

--------

We should immediately send aid to both of them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 09, 2026 10:29 PM (6/7Fs)

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition #34- War is good for business
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition #35- Peace is good for business

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 09, 2026 10:58 PM (snZF9)

221 Lets give a State to Black America
Or 8 or 10
Just give them a state(S)
Give them all the votes
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 09, 2026 10:22 PM (/+uur)

Move those who act like thugs to Haiti. It's the closest match to their "culture".

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 10:59 PM (qx7Zg)

222 "Too bad they can't both lose" was first said by VP Cheney about the Iran/Iraq War, I believe.

Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 10:59 PM (RCjYY)

223 More good news on X,

🇵🇰🇦🇫 BREAKING: War has erupted between Pakistan and Afghanistan

Khost and Paktika provinces have been hit.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:26 PM (E4rtv)

May they both lose.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2026 11:00 PM (1z8ji)

224 I expect some housecleaning in personnel with any Joe Kent sympathizers told to hit the bricks. Trump already noted too many people in that office and that he wanted Pulte to clear house.

I think the main issue is that several Senators are beginning to worry about intel files being released on the Russia Russia lies to a grand jury in Florida. Warner and Schiff are both in legal jeopardy for their dirty deeds in that situation. Dunno if any GOP members of the intel committees are also in jeopardy.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:55 PM (E4rtv)

Yes, that office needs an enema. I am glad Trump finally figured out that his new appointee needs to get there sooner rather than later, too much garbage is still being spilled out of that office.

Posted by: runner at June 09, 2026 11:00 PM (GD0B3)

225 I also had some plastic rocket type thingy that you filled with water and then hand pumped up before launching and trying to put out the eye of your buddy.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 10:20 PM (jnTpz)

Those worked great...could shoot 50-75 feet up in the sky.
Posted by: Joemarine

All I had was the Estes rockets.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 11:01 PM (/lPRQ)

226 Doof

Why don't you 86 that antisemite?
Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 10:36 PM (RCjYY)

So far, somebody has nuked 4 hashes used by the troll.

Posted by: Will Robinson
====

What?
Troll is off the menu?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 11:02 PM (/lPRQ)

227 All I had was the Estes rockets.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

I just had mentos and coke.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:03 PM (YZ0Fo)

228 >BREAKING: War has erupted between Pakistan and Afghanistan
......

Oh no! Did somebody steal a goat?

Posted by: wth at June 09, 2026 11:03 PM (oq9dX)

229 50 mindful webworker: So, I read it's Strawberry-Rhubarb Pie day, and we have no rhubarb. Gonna have to settle for some ice cream with pears. And chocolate sauce.

79 pookysgirl: Brb, grabbing peanut butter ice cream. I'm constantly hungry these days, almost as if someone is sharing my calories.

Heh. At least you have a good excuse.

Posted by: mindful webworker - we all scream therefore we am at June 09, 2026 11:04 PM (dn9xm)

230 I don't get buying bottles and not drinking them. Saving a good one for a special occasion? Sure. Drinking one slowly over time to savor it? Yes. But decorative bourbon? I don't understand.

Posted by: D. Rink at June 09, 2026 11:04 PM (UvJrY)

231 According to Axios reporter Barak Ravid, Iran launched a wave of attacks involving at least four ballistic missiles and several drones targeting U.S. bases in Bahrain, Kuwait, and Jordan.
Posted by: whig

If Iran wants to make friends and influence enemies it needs to forget the US bases and go after the grade schools.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 11:04 PM (/lPRQ)

232 Platner USED TO BE a Nazi. Now he's a communist.

They’re the same photo.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 09, 2026 11:04 PM (kYmoU)

233 All I had was the Estes rockets.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

I just had mentos and coke.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:03 PM (YZ0Fo)

All I had were pencils too short to write with, and no eraser.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 11:04 PM (qx7Zg)

234 194 Where the hell is RUSH??? Videos all over youtube of their first show with Anika slaying those drums and we got pat frigging benatar? Things are rotten in the universe man. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 09, 2026 10:52 PM (snZF9)

Rick Beato interviewed all the Rush members for his YT channel, and he just released the one with Anika after their first show. Very impressive lady.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 09, 2026 11:05 PM (pdTuz)

235 Gosh.
I can never keep up with y'all.
I surely love my pals here!
Thanks DOOF! and TRex and Scampy, and all the lovely ONTers!
I so love all the AoS wonderfully folks!
I'll never keep up, but I sure like trying😜

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 09, 2026 10:57 PM (uTEOj)

You're not supposed to keep up. You're supposed to get drunk and giggle at us assclowns. We provide a service. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 09, 2026 11:05 PM (snZF9)

236 I think that's the reason Collins flipped on the SAVE Act today
mnw, did I miss something? Is Collins now pro-SAVE in rhetoric?

And of course, the big question,

Will anything... happen, if she is? Or is it just posturing knowing it won't come up for a vote again?

Posted by: RandomDave at June 09, 2026 11:05 PM (aJQbY)

237 Iran has stepped up executions again, bigly.

Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 11:05 PM (RCjYY)

238 All I had were pencils too short to write with, and no eraser.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

So you'd be great at score keeping on the golf course.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:05 PM (YZ0Fo)

239 I'd like to recognize the efforts of the losing candidate in the Maine Democrat Gubernatorial Primary. Some woman named Mills. She lost by a 3-1 margin to an actual Nazi.

/golf clap

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 09, 2026 11:05 PM (w/O5Q)

240 I'll probably be slashed for this, later, but...Robert the Cat (TM) was lying on his back, belly fully exposed, and I...petted his belly about six or seven times before he realized what was happening and started slashing!

And that belly was really soft! Pass it on. But bring your face masks.

I get what I can in this world.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 09, 2026 11:05 PM (CHHv1)

241 >BREAKING: War has erupted between Pakistan and Afghanistan
......

Oh no! Did somebody steal a goat?

Posted by: wth at June 09, 2026 11:03 PM (oq9dX)

Some goat-roper's goat said something baaaad about another goat-roper's goat. And the rest is literally ancient history.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 09, 2026 11:05 PM (dK+Kv)

242 What?
Troll is off the menu?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 11:02 PM (/lPRQ)

Not much meat there, and it's typically tough - even after being marinated.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 11:06 PM (qx7Zg)

243 @188/Thomas Bender: "So how bad is Disclosure Day..."

Oh look, Spielberg is back to his old hobby horse of "Aliens are real, man!"

*yawn*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 09, 2026 11:07 PM (O7YUW)

244 He'd also been kicked off the track team and should have been ejected before this happened, after hanging out in the opposing team's tent.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 09, 2026 10:45 PM (WONhk)

This would never have happened if they had allowed him to compete in the hundred-yard dash while carrying a hubcap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2026 11:07 PM (1z8ji)

245 236 Dave

For whatever it's worth, Collins publicly announced today that she's changed her mind, & that she now supports the SAVE Act.

Posted by: mnw at June 09, 2026 11:07 PM (RCjYY)

246 Rick Beato interviewed all the Rush members for his YT channel, and he just released the one with Anika after their first show. Very impressive lady.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 09, 2026 11:05 PM (pdTuz)

yeah I saw that. Some guy at the show filmed the entire concert from the side of the stage. He had shitty seats so he figured he would just film Anika the whole night. It was great footage. She's a frigging beast. I knew she was good, but she's better than I hoped. She crushed it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 09, 2026 11:07 PM (snZF9)

247 Not much meat there, and it's typically tough - even after being marinated.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Gotta get ace's hobo recipe. I bet it'll tender it up.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 09, 2026 11:08 PM (YZ0Fo)

248 But decorative bourbon? I don't understand.

I will save bottles I especially like for use with my own concoctions. But the bourbon will be drunk, and then so will I.

“Wine should be drunk, chocolates eaten, and new clothing worn.”— Dominique Ansel

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 09, 2026 11:08 PM (kYmoU)

249 And if yer in Canada, and you drink hose water...

Yer a Hoser...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2026 11:09 PM (mP0Kj)

250 but Rittenhous shot first and turned his arm.into hamburger.
====

That guy tried to murder Rittenhouse, coming more or less out of know where after skateboard dude was done... Rittenhouse was on the ground as Lefty ran up his flank and tried to shoot him in the head at a couple feet away...
Rittenhouse managed to shoot first.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 09, 2026 11:09 PM (/lPRQ)

251 151
😊

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 09, 2026 11:09 PM (uTEOj)

252 I just want you all to remember, in these turbulent times, that it's pronounced POCK-eee-STON.
Posted by: Barack Imgay Obama
......

Thanks Barry. And just so you know I'm keeping my tires inflated.

Posted by: wth at June 09, 2026 11:09 PM (oq9dX)

253 The bit about teenagers leads to a question: when did recreations of the past becomes a thing? I'm thinking of Civil War Reenactments, Rennaisance Faires and so on. I suspect most people were too busy surviving to treat the past this way, but I dunno. Usually the past is something you want to get away from, not recreate.

The Pre-Raphaelite art movement was certainly looking backwards and that was in the middle of the Victorian era.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 09, 2026 11:09 PM (ZVgZ4)

254 239 I'd like to recognize the efforts of the losing candidate in the Maine Democrat Gubernatorial Primary. Some woman named Mills. She lost by a 3-1 margin to an actual Nazi.

/golf clap
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls
=======
That was the Senate primary and Mills is the sitting governor of Maine and personally picked by Schumer to run. DSA has taken over the Dem party.

Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 11:10 PM (E4rtv)

255 Thanks Barry. And just so you know I'm keeping my tires inflated.
Posted by: wth

And I haven't checked the price of arugula lately either.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2026 11:10 PM (jnTpz)

256 236 I think that's the reason Collins flipped on the SAVE Act today
mnw, did I miss something? Is Collins now pro-SAVE in rhetoric?

And of course, the big question,

Will anything... happen, if she is? Or is it just posturing knowing it won't come up for a vote again?
Posted by: RandomDave at June 09, 2026 11:05 PM (aJQbY)

Thune said Save Act was dead...

Real good leadership there dude.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2026 11:10 PM (mP0Kj)

257 I need to look at Electron Lab's launch schedule. It would be a fitting if the Capitol's Fourth of July fireworks ended with a launch to orbit, from their DC area launch site.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 09, 2026 11:11 PM (qx7Zg)

258 223 More good news on X,

🇵🇰🇦🇫 BREAKING: War has erupted between Pakistan and Afghanistan

Khost and Paktika provinces have been hit.
Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 10:26 PM (E4rtv)

May they both lose.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09

How does this affect FIFA? 😉

Posted by: Piper at June 09, 2026 11:11 PM (pZEOD)

259 @246

>> She's a frigging beast. I knew she was good, but she's better than I hoped. She crushed it.

She played for Jeff Beck, Jeff Beck likes talented ladies, Tal Wilkenfeld played bass in his band as well, she is hyper talented.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2026 11:11 PM (XV/Pl)

260 @198 I muted your comment so he won't..."correct" you.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 09, 2026 11:11 PM (CHHv1)

261 252 I just want you all to remember, in these turbulent times, that it's pronounced POCK-eee-STON.
Posted by: Barack Imgay Obama
......

Thanks Barry. And just so you know I'm keeping my tires inflated.
Posted by: wth
=======
He knows that because the EEEEE sound was what he made when he met his first Pakistani lover when he made the secret trip there.

Posted by: whig at June 09, 2026 11:11 PM (E4rtv)

262 Wasn't Pakistan just at war with India, or on the verge of it? If the Pakis use a nuke on Afghanistan will anybody notice?

Posted by: PaleRider at June 09, 2026 11:11 PM (CFj4+)

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