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Pancho Pup!!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 06, 2026 01:48 PM (Kt19C) 2
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Posted by: KT at June 06, 2026 01:50 PM (rdeQO) 3
I got some sort of lily for Easter. I took care of it, and I had to go away for a few weeks. I left instructions with my co-habitants for watering it. They didn't. It was a drooping, moaning sight when I got back. I trimmed the dead parts off and re-watered it. Parts of it came back. I have a superstitious notion that all plants want to live in the ground, so I asked the gardener to get it out of the pot and plant it. Now most of it is dead. I'm thinking of getting it out of the ground and putting it into a pot where I can control its water, sun, and soil conditions better. Sort of like a PICU. I'm telling you, my thumbs, fingers, and toes are RED. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2026 01:57 PM (n7rxJ) 4
A friend has a pawpaw tree and we tried one - I like it. It reminds me of chico (sapodillo) fruit
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 06, 2026 02:02 PM (LmPA0) 5
Beautiful photos today - I love the backyard water features and rocks. I know what kind of labor goes into that.
Hopefully I'll capture a photo of my Indigo Dragon daylily for next week. The name is misleading, as the color isn't blue - closer to maroon, with yellow insides. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 06, 2026 02:05 PM (w6EFb) 6
4 A friend has a pawpaw tree and we tried one - I like it. It reminds me of chico (sapodillo) fruit
----- If you plant a pawpaw tree it's best to get a named variety, because some of the wild ones taste of turpentine. If there are no others nearby, you will need two different varieties for cross-pollination. Posted by: KT at June 06, 2026 02:11 PM (rdeQO) 7
Pawpaws spotted at the creek yesterday. They are not ripe yet so DO NOT EAT. They will make you really sick. September or so they will be ready.
- fd ===== This sounds like something the witches gave to Rosemary while she was pregnant. Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 02:11 PM (RIvkX) 8
CoJ's garden is amazing! Love a water feature.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2026 02:14 PM (RIvkX) 9
Those pawpaws are growing wild all over the place by the creek. They like to grow in the shade.
I suppose there are different varieties as I have seen some much bigger. These don't taste bad, but you have to catch them right when they are ready to fall off, or already have, and then they don't last long. They taste sweet, mushy, like, uh, pawpaws. Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 02:21 PM (vFG9F) 10
Does anyone know if it works to cut back regular petunias? Mine were lovely little well-behaved mounds and then the weather got warmer and rainier and they got too tall and are flopping unattractively. They are still flowering like crazy but the flopping makes them look bedraggled.
Posted by: The Patriarchy at June 06, 2026 02:22 PM (FMtrg) 11
Every year, I threaten to trap some animals to throw under the pawpaws to attract flies. Every year I forget.
My wife used to take an artists brush and go back and forth to trees... pollinating away. They aren't pollinated by bees, but by flies and, to quote one book, "indifferent beetles." Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 02:24 PM (q6tQZ) 12
"They aren't pollinated by bees, but by flies and, to quote one book, "indifferent beetles."
Posted by: MkY" I didn't know that. How big does your fruit get? Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 02:27 PM (vFG9F) 13
Husband calls "construction beer", and fancy people call "sessionable".
Also known as lawnmower beer? Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 06, 2026 02:27 PM (IP7s4) 14
Can anyone ID the berry/plant in the photo at this link?
https://ibb.co/bjtMLRVk These things are all over parts of my yard, but no animal or bird seems interested in the berries on them. Poisonous? Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 02:28 PM (jehhT) 15
Keep it clean you Morons. This is a family thread.
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 02:28 PM (vFG9F) 16
Thanks for a great job KT!! And thanks for the info on Creeping Chuck. I shall endeavor to perspire.
Posted by: Admirale's Mate at June 06, 2026 02:28 PM (/enuJ) 17
Is that a wild strawberry?
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 02:29 PM (vFG9F) 18
I read that a few companies have started selecting for big tasty paw paws...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 06, 2026 02:31 PM (IP7s4) 19
It might be the mock strawberry, Potentilla indica. Theiy're edible in that they're not toxic but they taste really bland, not strawberry at all.
Posted by: Lirio100 at June 06, 2026 02:31 PM (ky7/T) 20
10 Does anyone know if it works to cut back regular petunias? Mine were lovely little well-behaved mounds and then the weather got warmer and rainier and they got too tall and are flopping unattractively. They are still flowering like crazy but the flopping makes them look bedraggled.
---- Yes, you can cut them back. Just to be safe, leave a couple of leaf joints on each stem. And remove old blossoms and any developing seed pods. You might try cutting back part of the stems and leaving others longer, on an alternating basis. Posted by: KT at June 06, 2026 02:36 PM (rdeQO) 21
I didn't know that. How big does your fruit get?
Posted by: fd 1/2 fist. 2 I bought from a going broke nursery. Quite a few I got from MDC (Conservation dept) and I had some natives. All the same size fruit. I know the Japanese had cultivated it, and have larger fruits, but Mo has a long history of introducing the latest thing, only to rue it later. Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 02:37 PM (q6tQZ) 22
Maybe you could put some spoiled fruit or dog poop under the blooming pawpaws.
Posted by: KT at June 06, 2026 02:38 PM (rdeQO) 23
Thank you, KT. These aren't Wave petunias, so somehow I expected them to maintain a mounding shape.
Posted by: The Patriarchy at June 06, 2026 02:38 PM (FMtrg) 24
Maybe you could put some spoiled fruit under the blooming pawpaws.
Posted by: KT We tried meat. Didn't keep. Every pawpaw I know of in the City proper has fruit. I figure the trash, dog poop, etc., keeps a better fly population than do the woods. Dunno Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 02:40 PM (q6tQZ) 25
14 Can anyone ID the berry/plant in the photo at this link?
https://ibb.co/bjtMLRVk These things are all over parts of my yard, but no animal or bird seems interested in the berries on them. Poisonous? Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 02:28 PM (jehhT) Do they have yellow flowers? We have that in our yard. Like Lirio says, they're not poisonous but they are very bland with a bit of a green banana taste. Posted by: The Patriarchy at June 06, 2026 02:42 PM (FMtrg) 26
In other news, our buckwheat (rotation crop inside the fence) is blooming, and the bees are starting to pay attention!
Little bunnies found the beans again, so I spent the morning trying to seal the fence bottom (electric doesn't go low enough). Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 02:42 PM (q6tQZ) 27
Wow! Those lilies are exuberant!
Posted by: The Patriarchy at June 06, 2026 02:43 PM (FMtrg) 28
Need to fix my nic after a Chris Plante reference in the prior thread.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at June 06, 2026 02:45 PM (FMtrg) 29
Supposedly, a bar in Lawrence, Ks used to make a pawpaw beer. I searched for it and couldn't find it.
More likely a wine, or a flavored mead... I could see that. Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 02:45 PM (q6tQZ) 30
Good afternoon Greenthumbs
Not much time even to do other yard chores. Really need to gather up leaves from.lsst year under trees Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 02:50 PM (Ia/+0) 31
That is one awesome backyard, Jarhead.
Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2026 02:50 PM (ZxzYs) 32
They do look a bit like strawberries, but they're roundish. Nothing around here eats them. Not birds, 'coons, possums, etc. So I was wondering if they were poisonous.
FWIW we've got all sorts of "medicinal" weeds or plants that grow wild. My wife's going to catalog them at some point. Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 02:53 PM (jehhT) 33
Good afternoon all
Hot and sunny here. Seems it's either 10 degrees hotter than normal or 10 degrees colder. The colors on that daylily are stunning. COJH, your garden is so beautiful. It's like a miniature hiking trail or a dreamscape. I only planted a few co tanker veges but they seem to be doing well. Probably not cost effective but it makes me smile. 🌸🌻🌼😎 Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 06, 2026 02:54 PM (kJmSS) 34
I've been considering planting paw paw trees. I'm a somewhat frustrated gardener because we are surrounded by mature trees and the sunniest spot in our yard is the driveway. Paw paws are described as understory trees and might be fine with all the shade around here.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at June 06, 2026 02:56 PM (FMtrg) 35
72° partly cloudy but feels warmer. Van nuys.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 06, 2026 02:56 PM (Kt19C) 36
Pawpaws look tropical.
Don't forget serviceberries, which are also understory. Wonderful fruit. Not everyone likes pawpaw. Everyone does like serviceberry. Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 02:58 PM (q6tQZ) 37
I'm doubting the rain. Better go water.
There was some question last week I was tempted to answer at 5:00pm, but didn't. And I see we have no link to it. Oh well. Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 02:59 PM (q6tQZ) 38
Yesterday I planted the rest of my peppers and tomatoes. Today I planted basil, cilantro, and an alpine strawberry. It's raining gently on my transplants.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at June 06, 2026 02:59 PM (FMtrg) 39
Everyone does like serviceberry.
Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 02:58 PM (q6tQZ) Yes, that's another possibility I've considered. Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at June 06, 2026 03:00 PM (FMtrg) 40
The mock strawberry is native to Asia, although it's everywhere now. Probably why nothing around here eats the berries. They're in the same family as the wild strawberry but they're two different plants.
Posted by: Lirio100 at June 06, 2026 03:02 PM (ky7/T) Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 03:02 PM (q6tQZ) 42
Did some weeding in the vegetable patch and saw my first wee tomato, a little stripey Alice's Dream. All my plants shot up after the soaker that blew through yesterday.
Planted some replacement marigolds. Think that's it for flowers. It's too hot to fuss. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2026 03:03 PM (kpS4V) 43
Sharon, I love those hot orange tiger lilies!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 06, 2026 03:04 PM (kpS4V) Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2026 03:07 PM (UjFD0) 45
Sad nature news: the tree trunk that the turtles liked to sun themselves on has been knocked down. Probably to make way for an AI data center or Section 8 housing.
I saw one turtle on the knocked down trunk. He did not look like he was enjoying it at all. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 06, 2026 03:09 PM (CHHv1) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 06, 2026 03:13 PM (Kt19C) 47
"I know the Japanese had cultivated it, and have larger fruits, but Mo has a long history of introducing the latest thing, only to rue it later.
Posted by: MkY" These wild ones are not very big. 3-4" max. Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 03:15 PM (vFG9F) 48
I do.have a massive crop of oregano, I should do something with it.
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 03:15 PM (Ia/+0) 49
"I've been considering planting paw paw trees. I'm a somewhat frustrated gardener because we are surrounded by mature trees and the sunniest spot in our yard is the driveway. Paw paws are described as understory trees and might be fine with all the shade around here.
Posted by: Emmie" Those wild ones are growing in deep shade underneath old growth hardwoods. Posted by: fd at June 06, 2026 03:19 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 06, 2026 03:23 PM (Kt19C) 51
There's a paw paw tree at our place in West Virginia. We've owned it for about 17 years and it was about a decade ago I figured out what it was. Lots of old growth trees ring the property.
What to they taste like? Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 06, 2026 03:25 PM (jehhT) 52
> then they don't last long
The pulp is supposed to freeze very well, if anyone winds up with too many. Dunno... I'm a long way from the pawpaw latitudes here. Agriculture-related: I recently learned that Thomas Jefferson kept sheep on the White House Lawn, one of which was a vicious Shetland ram that injured several people, including a small boy who was killed. Jefferson eventually had it put down. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 06, 2026 03:26 PM (IG3/x) 53
Whatever lint and stuff is in your pocket
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 03:26 PM (Ia/+0) 54
Whatever lint and stuff is in your pocket
Posted by: Skip You're planting that? How long to harvest? Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 06, 2026 03:33 PM (IP7s4) 55
No, Paw Paws that in your pocket will tast like the stuff in your pocket
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 03:34 PM (Ia/+0) 56
I never had a Paw Paw
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2026 03:35 PM (Ia/+0) 57
While both of my grandmothers were gardeners and lived to 90 and 96yrs old due to genetics and gardening (one with camillas, a French cook and seamstress). The other master gardener in both the Iris (bearded) Society and Daylily whatever in MS.
She created her own hybrids with daylilies. With the pollen from stamens (male) to the pistil (female) of another plant it will form a seed pod. After the seed pod turns brown and dry, pick it off the plant and you will have many seeds. Write down the colors of plants and put them into an envelope. She used to plant in fall as the climate was mild, in pots in the east shade of her house. She was known to name a daylily after you,whether friend or family. These plants still thrive in many states across the country as she'd give them to you. She'd try to match some of your looks: I have green eyes and blonde hair. Mine was yellow with a green throat. Our very blonde youngest son's daylily was pale yellow, green throat (eyes), and curly ruffle edge like the beautiful dark pink one above. He had curly hair. So go forth and do this if you desire and make your own hybrids. I understand how she would get the ruffly edge but not the rest. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 06, 2026 03:37 PM (WONhk) 58
36 Pawpaws look tropical.
Don't forget serviceberries, which are also understory. Wonderful fruit. Not everyone likes pawpaw. Everyone does like serviceberry. Posted by: MkY at June 06, 2026 02:58 PM ------ Pawpaws are related to several tropical trees, but survive in colder-than-tropical climates. They host caterpillars of the Zebra Swallowtail Butterfly, the State Butterfly of Tennessee. If you are growing either pawpaws or serviceberries for the fruit, it is best to get named varieties. Serviceberries are more tolerant of cold and dry weather than pawpaws. Posted by: KT at June 06, 2026 03:54 PM (rdeQO) 59
So go forth and do this if you desire and make your own hybrids. I understand how she would get the ruffly edge but not the rest.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 06, 2026 03:37 PM (WONhk) That's AWESOME! We'll have to try that. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 06, 2026 04:06 PM (w6EFb) 60
From Boise area: lows 46-61 F, highs 73-88. Today is cool and cloudy. I've been stuck inside with a head cold and cough, but took a quick walk to check the garden - the weeds, of course, are trying to get ahead of me while I'm sick.
Husband caged the Roma tomatoes. Our midget blueberry bushes have a lot of mini-berries, and will produce well - if not suddenly scorched by a heat wave. The larkspurs are starting to bloom. The 2 lavender bushes have grown huge in just one year, and I expect a lot of flowers. The linden tree has buds and I am waiting eagerly for the scent of the flowers. One of my 3 orange bell peppers has croaked, one is struggling, but the third may just make it. I picked strawberries Thurs. and will need to do that tomorrow no matter what I feel like. I don't have the oomph to go pick rose petals today - maybe tomorrow as well. We did plant a native Golden Currant bush between the 2 stone beds, with a wide, deep plastic collar for the roots, since it can spread by root suckers. Time for more fluids (me, not the plants). Posted by: Pat* at June 06, 2026 04:20 PM (TEkjI) 61
My pawpaws taste like banana custard with a hint of lemon.
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