Collins Ties Platner in Latest Poll

Collins doesn't have to match him in any poll. In her last three wins, the rigged polls drastically underestimated Collins' support. In 2008, polls were 8 points under her final vote performance. In 2014, polls again understated her support by 8 points.

In 2020, polls understated her support by 12 points.

That's at the end of this clip.

The Nazi had been "leading" in the rigged polls -- by less than 8% -- but while stupid liberal-leaning women are willing to vote for a Nazi, they don't want to vote for someone who abuses women and lies in wait for burglars, getting an rape-erection when he hears someone at the window.

Sen. Susan Collins, R-Maine, and Democratic challenger Graham Platner are in a dead heat for the November Senate election, according to a recent survey.
Platner has faced a litany of scandals since he started his campaign, including having a tattoo featuring Nazi symbolism, and increased in recent days and weeks with revelations about sexually inappropriate social media posts and extramarital sexting.
Platner and Collins each earned 46% support among likely voters, with 8% undecided in the latest survey from Fabrizio, Lee & Associates, a Trump-aligned pollster. Among those voters, 39% said they would "definitely vote for Collins, while 40% said they would "definitely" vote for Platner. Politico first obtained the survey.

The most recent RealClearPolitics.com polls average has Planter leading by 7.4%.
Platner's scandals appear to have contributed to the narrowing of the contest.

By the way, Lyndsey Fifield sent a text in August 2025 identifying Platner's tattoo as a Totenkampf. Platner himself -- who claims he's a "military expert" and "history buff" -- claims he did not know it was a Totenkampf until October 2025.

When asked about this, he says she never told him it was a Totenkampf, so how could he, the owner of the tattoo and allegedly a "military expert" and "history buff," know what a highly-identifiable symbol from the most documented war of all time know?

How did Lindsey Fifield know it was a Totenkampf if Platner had not, as she said, called it "My Totenkampf"?

I don't want to be a sexist, but it's men, not women, who are interested in World War Two and military history. It's not women watching the History Channel. (Though maybe they are -- isn't it all Aliens and Bigfoot now?)

So how did she know what his Totenkampf tattoo was before the military-expert war-buff who owned the tattoo did?

Some Democrats are starting to run away:

NEW: Democratic Rep. Madeleine Dean says Graham Platner "has disqualified himself" from Maine Senate race.

"It's so distressing -- All of the stories that are coming out, and there are more and more, it seems, by the hour." pic.twitter.com/XpqIBg4w27
— Boris Sanchez (@Boris_Sanchez) June 5, 2026

Democrat Rep. Josh Gottheimer on Graham Platner:

"I'll leave it up to them because I'm not in Maine, but I'll tell you if he were in New Jersey, the abuse of women, let alone the Nazi tattoo...would be disqualifying." pic.twitter.com/dzVGyAc5Lr
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) June 5, 2026

The very low-IQ Hakeem Jeffries won't say he supports Platner, but says he's deferring to Schumer and Gillibrand (who support him -- Gillibrand's very concerned about men who abuse women, don't you know).

But you know who's still all-in?

Evil Weeble Rick Wilson, whose North American Man-Boy Lincoln Association paid white supremacists to march against a candidate:

There's a reason Rick is defending the guy with the Nazi tattoo. https://t.co/erfnVj2E82 pic.twitter.com/l0QOEvOotj
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) June 5, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:40 PM

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1 Firstish

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2026 06:41 PM (gDlxJ)

2 OoooO

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2026 06:41 PM (gDlxJ)

3 My guess is if they swap Platner out with some other Democrat that's not a Nazi rapist, Collins probably loses.

She's been shown though to have 9 political lives.

I'm not sure though if it even matters, but she seems to engage in failure theater in a way that she takes a dive only when it doesn't really matter. So probably a good thing to keep around?

Every time I think Maine is going red, they seem to jump back to being a dark blue state.

Posted by: Leupold at June 05, 2026 06:44 PM (eIzlH)

4

New Democrat Slogan:

You'll Plotz For Platz!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 06:44 PM (iJfKG)

5 Stupid toilet wanking jag off.

Abusive to women he dated; wanted to buttf*ck men to 'dominate' them; hangs out on a kiddie dating app; this guy was one missed coffee order from buying a van and starting a one man depopulation spree. Any serial killers operating in Maine? Because this guy checks a lot of boxes.

Posted by: Nelly at June 05, 2026 06:46 PM (6+ehB)

6 Guy I heard on the "Buck and Clay" show ( the replacement in the time slot which Rush Limbaugh was on) had a guest on today in the call In time.
He is a conservative from the area in Maine they are having a rally for "Maine Kampf" tonight. He said he went to -I think grade school -with Platner who was always very smart intellectually and interested in history. He said there's no way Platner didn't know what the tatoo symbolized.

He also said rural Maine residents aren't the problem. They would vote for the Republican. It's people moving into Maine from places like NY which will help him get elected.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 06:48 PM (ZeH0U)

7 I don't want to be a sexist, but it's men, not women, who are interested in World War Two and military history. It's not women watching the History Channel. (Though maybe they are -- isn't it all Aliens and Bigfoot now?)
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*shifty eyes*

A woman interested in military history?

That's crazy talk.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 06:49 PM (7AnIg)

8 I'm starting to think that being a fascists, abusive, incompetent, pedo, commie, liar is a recommendation in the Democrat Party.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 06:50 PM (x1TG+)

9 SMH is a woman that is part of military history.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 06:51 PM (5P5DO)

10 Doesn't know what "Totenkopf" meant? No credibility for any other subject matter whatsoever.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 05, 2026 06:51 PM (YlWIZ)

11 Collins Ties Platner To Nearest Pole
Then rapes him. Shakin' all over...

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 06:51 PM (UjdFS)

12 I never understood the tiki torches. Were they scary?

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 06:52 PM (LHPAg)

13 It’s after 1700 on a Friday. That means it’s time to talk about…BOOBS!!

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 06:52 PM (77rzZ)

14 My version of hell is that we finally achieve the one party state the Left wants, and they still have polls.

Maybe they will read us the crosstabs in between beatings.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 06:52 PM (x1TG+)

15 B-b-b-ut when are we going to get a REAL scandal with Platner? These fake-ass Jew-scandals are bouncing off him like French bullets off a Panzer.

Posted by: Dem sheep at June 05, 2026 06:52 PM (Av6i5)

16 Some Democrats are starting to run away:

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Like their Canadian Soulmate, Brave Sir Justin Castreau?

/Just run away, Platnér
You won't see my Death Head tattoo on display
The empty signposts on my block are not the same
You're not to blame

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:52 PM (+mTA5)

17 Platner....Collins....meh.

It's like sitting on your porch watching two dogs doing their busines, and for some reason it's important which one deposits a turd first.

Collins is despicable. Platner is despicable. And, to be honest, you don't lose a whole hell of a lot if Collins loses because every single truly conservative issue she votes with the democrats....like just now and the SAVE Act. Her only function is giving Republicans majority status and thus control of the committees...sort of.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 06:52 PM (dIske)

18 Rick Wilson is so fugly. Is he still part of the Lincoln Project or did they kick him out due to having to look at him?

I get my Dim women congresscritters mixed up. Is Collins the one with the warbly voice? What's up with that?

Without term limits, which I know is like fighting against air, we are doomed to retardation and cyclic bullharte into infinity.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 06:52 PM (WONhk)

19 But you know who's still all-in?

Evil Weeble Rick Wilson, whose North American Man-Boy Lincoln Association paid white supremacists to march against a candidate:

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I may have an explanation...didn't Platner say that he would like to "rvpe" men. But no in a raperape way ?

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 06:53 PM (GD0B3)

20 At least got rid of Ella

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 06:53 PM (Ia/+0)

21 I know what a Totenkampf is but I know history. And still occasionally watch the History Channel when they occasionally have something decent on. Became interested in WWII when reading Herman Wouk's The Winds Of War and went on from there.

And kudos to you, Ace, for Maine Kampf, that's hysterical! I wonder if they'll know who won in a day or two? We'll have to wait three months out here in California to find anything out, I'm sure. (insert eye-roll here)

Posted by: tankascribe at June 05, 2026 06:53 PM (NtoJk)

22 Collins Ties Platner

She just wants to date him.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 06:53 PM (UjdFS)

23 I said this earlier today: it’s gonna be absolutely hilarious when the Dems have to get their fainting couches after the GOP keeps both houses of congress in November’s midterms. That’s what’s gonna happen; calling it now

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 06:54 PM (+gA9j)

24 @ 13

>>It’s after 1700 on a Friday. That means it’s time to talk about…BOOBS!!

And Gin, and Whiskey and Movies and cigars and cars and heavy machinery and WWII and…

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 06:54 PM (XV/Pl)

25 Collins voted down that Save the Vote, probably hoping for somd vote fraud for herself

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 06:54 PM (Ia/+0)

26 I support Mayor Bass and think a good campaign slogan for her is the following....

Mayor Bass ---> She wins, LA takes Jonny Holmes up the Ass again !!!

Cackle ..... Cackle ...... Cackle............

Posted by: Kami Harris at June 05, 2026 06:54 PM (xl8DV)

27 7 I don't want to be a sexist, but it's men, not women, who are interested in World War Two and military history. It's not women watching the History Channel. (Though maybe they are -- isn't it all Aliens and Bigfoot now?)
___

*shifty eyes*

A woman interested in military history?

That's crazy talk.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 06:49 PM (7AnIg)
Hi, SMH! Mrs. E watches some military 'history' when she can drag herself away from Dungeon Crawler Carl.

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 06:55 PM (LHPAg)

28 There's a reason Rick is defending the guy with the Nazi tattoo.

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"I like big Putz's
I cannot lie ..."

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:55 PM (+mTA5)

29 It’s after 1700 on a Friday. That means it’s time to talk about…BOOBS!!
Posted by: Bulg

And BOOZE

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 05, 2026 06:55 PM (ItWcy)

30 Collins is going to do a dump on platner . I hope he enjoys it.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 06:56 PM (5P5DO)

31 nazis on one side, islamonaiz on the other, sieg heil the DemocRat party !

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 06:56 PM (GD0B3)

32 Don't be stupid, be a smarty:
Come and join the Nazi party!

Posted by: The Producers at June 05, 2026 06:56 PM (3KxSp)

33 Hi Eromero!

It's been years since I've watched the History Channel.

I just look up docs on utoob.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 06:56 PM (7AnIg)

34 Out: "The only scandal that could derail a Democratic politician is being caught with a dead girl or a live boy."

In: "The only scandal that could derail a Democratic politician is being caught with a Nazi tattoo, pedophiliac dick pics, a long history of abusing women, and an absolute hatred for America."

Oh wait.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 06:57 PM (Av6i5)

35 >>It’s after 1700 on a Friday. That means it’s time to talk about…BOOBS!!

And Gin, and Whiskey and Movies and cigars and cars and heavy machinery and WWII and…

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 06:54 PM (XV/Pl)

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Crows!

/Brandon Lee FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:57 PM (+mTA5)

36 It’s after 1700 on a Friday. That means it’s time to talk about…BOOBS!!
Posted by: Bulg
......

So. Susan Collins or Nutzi Palsy.
Shakin' all over.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 06:59 PM (UjdFS)

37 @34 ..and jerking off in a pool of feces

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 06:59 PM (GD0B3)

38 I love military history. One of the best books I’ve ever read, fiction or nonfiction, is Shelby Foote’s civil war narrative. Those three volumes are a masterpiece

Also love things like Band of Brothers (both European and Pacific theater versions)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 06:59 PM (yz/88)

39 My version of hell is that we finally achieve the one party state the Left wants, and they still have polls.

Welcome to California, bob.

The Democrats run everything in my home state, the dirty bastards. They've fixed elections for ages and Greaseball Gavin putting in that asinine mail-in ballot fraud just piled more rocks on top of the coffin of free elections. Although it was already pretty much dead and buried when they introduced the instant-run-off voting deal where you get stuck with the two most "popular" candidates instead of getting a real choice. Gee, shall I vote for Sleazy Democrat #1 or Corrupt Moron Democrat #2?

Posted by: tankascribe at June 05, 2026 07:00 PM (NtoJk)

40 Collins is going to do a dump on platner . I hope he enjoys it.
Posted by: Ben Had
.......

Can they both fit inside a porta-potty?

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 07:00 PM (UjdFS)

41 That’s what’s gonna happen; calling it now
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 06:54 PM (+gA9j)

I will kiss you online if this comes true! Hope so!!!

I will tell my husband first, who allows me to do many things like online kissing. It's rare, however, so belive me you will be special.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 07:01 PM (WONhk)

42 Don't be stupid, be a smarty:
Come and join the Nazi party!

Posted by: The Producers at June 05, 2026 06:56 PM (3KxSp)

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The .Gov Shack Is
A Little Ol' Place Where
We Can Do Biparty

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:02 PM (+mTA5)

43 In: "The only scandal that could derail a Democratic politician is being caught with a Nazi tattoo, pedophiliac dick pics, a long history of abusing women, and an absolute hatred for America."

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 06:57 PM (Av6i5)

@34 ..and jerking off in a pool of feces
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 06:59 PM (GD0B3)
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Platner is what you get when a mad Nazi scientist combines all of the Democrats' "best" qualities into a single human being...in the hopes he'll run amok and take over the world.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 07:03 PM (gnNyN)

44 That’s what’s gonna happen; calling it now
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 06:54 PM (+gA9j)

I will kiss you online if this comes true! Hope so!!!

I will tell my husband first, who allows me to do many things like online kissing. It's rare, however, so belive me you will be special.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 07:01 PM (WONhk)

Extra incentive!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 07:03 PM (+gA9j)

45 What's the deal in Maine not finding a normal person to vote for?

The governor scares me witless just looking at the trans face of a demon. When President Trump insulted her in the WH I thought she'd have blood shooting out of her ears like on a cartoon.

Then I looked further, usually under sedation, and my goodness she has a trans man face. I don't care that she supposedly has three children.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 07:03 PM (WONhk)

46 Rick Wilson, from Youngkin to blumpkin.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 07:05 PM (gKWVE)

47 *shifty eyes*

A woman interested in military history?

That's crazy talk.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 06:49 PM (7AnIg)
Hi, SMH! Mrs. E watches some military 'history' when she can drag herself away from Dungeon Crawler Carl.
Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 06:55 PM (LHPAg)

Don't forget Anna Puma, either!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 07:05 PM (qx7Zg)

48 Last night's LA ballot dump had 24,000 ballots and guees how many the election night Prqtt qt 39% got?

ZERO POINT ZERO... 0.0.

NOTHING FUNNY THERE AND THE KALI DEMOCRATS ARE TELLING EVERYONE SMELL THE SHIT.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2026 07:05 PM (xvV+O)

49 The primary is on Tuesday. I hear there are a lot of mail ins already. If Platner implodes and says he won't accept the nomination, Maine will have to do a Kamala like pick. Dems do that a lot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 07:05 PM (JQmtK)

50 will kiss you online if this comes true! Hope so!!!

I will tell my husband first, who allows me to do many things like online kissing. It's rare, however, so belive me you will be special.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 07:01 PM (WONhk)

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Now wait just a minute!

I was told there'd be no online kissing ... Imma gonna have to up my Virtual Reality game a la "Minority Report."

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:06 PM (+mTA5)

51 The dems saw platner checking a few boxes and threw due diligence out the window. Choke on it, mutherfuckers.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 07:06 PM (5P5DO)

52 I never want to see Graham Platner without his shirt on again.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 07:07 PM (RIvkX)

53 That black dude who's a white supremacist always cracks me up.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 05, 2026 07:07 PM (amcLV)

54 FRIGGIN AUTO CUCUMBER.

Pratt gets 30% election night and zero votes on latest ballot fraud dump. They could have at least given him ONE VOTE.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2026 07:07 PM (xvV+O)

55 Then I looked further, usually under sedation, and my goodness she has a trans man face. I don't care that she supposedly has three children.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
......

I Goggled it. YIKES. Poor kids.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 07:08 PM (UjdFS)

56 When I think of Maine, I think of thousands and thousands of Stephen King types driving around in their EV's with Obama/Biden bumper stickers still attached, their inbred eyes too close together and peering out through coke bottle glasses over their pasty, masked faces.

Posted by: Richard Bachman, closeted homosexual at June 05, 2026 07:08 PM (z20w/)

57 ShainS, next time I see you expect a chaste kiss on the cheek.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 07:08 PM (5P5DO)

58 Those dudes in khaki's with the torches look like poster boys for monkey pox. Pathetic. Where do they find these ninnys?

I know I'd point and laugh at them so I wish they'd parade near me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 07:08 PM (WONhk)

59 The primary is on Tuesday. I hear there are a lot of mail ins already. If Platner implodes and says he won't accept the nomination, Maine will have to do a Kamala like pick. Dems do that a lot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 07:05 PM (JQmtK)

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The current 79-year-old Governor, Janet Mills, is still on the ballot for Commie U.S. Senator (after having suspended her campaign because she's apparently not the NAZI Mainers are looking for) ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:08 PM (+mTA5)

60 Remember when the FNM pulled some random teenaged boy into the news because he had a "NAZI haircut"?

After dragging him through the mud for a while it came out the kid was recovering from chemo and with his short, thin hair had limited hair style choices.

So...random teenaged boy has to know what NAZI hair styles are (even though its not, it was just a common hairstyle in the middle of last century) but a Senate candidate and supposed military history buff can get one of the most common NAZI symbols tattooed on him and its...ok?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:09 PM (sKqQm)

61 Pratt gets 30% election night and zero votes on latest ballot fraud dump. They could have at least given him ONE VOTE.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2026 07:07 PM (xvV+O)
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Rubbing their obvious cheating in our faces is part of the kink.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 07:09 PM (gnNyN)

62 Then I looked further, usually under sedation, and my goodness she has a trans man face. I don't care that she supposedly has three children.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

My guess is he will drop out and the Pedocrats will air drop Mills in. He is supposedly on the ballot anyway. She!!! SHE is supposedly on the ballot. He'll be the savior. She!!! SHE will be the savior.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 05, 2026 07:09 PM (l26NL)

63 Those dudes in khaki's with the torches look like poster boys for monkey pox. Pathetic. Where do they find these ninnys?

I know I'd point and laugh at them so I wish they'd parade near me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 07:08 PM (WONhk)

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Just go to your local FBI office.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:10 PM (+mTA5)

64 In: "The only scandal that could derail a Democratic politician is being caught with a Nazi tattoo, pedophiliac dick pics, a long history of abusing women, and an absolute hatred for America."
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 06:57 PM

Actually, absolute hatred for America is a plus, not a minus.

Posted by: Hizzoner of NYC, and Sunny H., The View panelist at June 05, 2026 07:10 PM (0sNs1)

65 I have no doubt that Platner used the N word and fag frequently in his past. I'm sure they are covering up the proof.

Also haven't paid attention enough but have any of his fellow Marines stepped up to be a character witness for him.

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2026 07:10 PM (GseMx)

66 The current 79-year-old Governor, Janet Mills, is still on the ballot for Commie U.S. Senator (after having suspended her campaign because she's apparently not the NAZI Mainers are looking for) ...

I've been reading reddit threads on this race and the Maine NAZI take is that Mills is almost a Republican and all the charges against Platner are obviously fake (though his tattoo is sooooo hot!).

If the the Dems Lautenberg this race those exact same people will be telling me they always hated Platner and thought he was almost a Republican unlike that great defender of the people Mills...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:11 PM (sKqQm)

67 >>>Evil Weeble Rick Wilson

That's "Friend of the Blog" Evil Weeble Rick Wilson.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2026 07:11 PM (dK+Kv)

68 The left's relentless push to demonize white men is coming back to haunt them. Platner, Talarico, Wiener ... they are all freaks.

Might be time to stop black pilling about the midterms.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2026 07:11 PM (viF8m)

69 Orgasmatron > Porta-Potty

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM (RIvkX)

70 51 The dems saw platner checking a few boxes …

“hatchet wounds” ?

Posted by: Hamitchell at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM (tWkg3)

71 Rick Wilson is leading the charge to prevent Donald Trump from destroying the GOP. Kudos CNN!

Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM (vFG9F)

72 Rubbing their obvious cheating in our faces is part of the kink.

Yep.

They are sending a message to future Pratts that no matter how had the incumbent is, no matter how good of a campaign you run, and no matter how many real votes you get your time will be wasted and the Dem incumbent will be given enough votes to win

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM (sKqQm)

73 The problem with Maine is too much lobster brain.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM (D1E+2)

74 Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 07:07 PM (RIvkX)

LOL. I agree with you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM (n3VHW)

75 ShainS, next time I see you expect a chaste kiss on the cheek.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 07:08 PM (5P5DO)

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Deal! Hugzzzz were not enough last time.

Of course, I will be risking the Texan Wifey kicking my ass in response! lol

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM (+mTA5)

76 Might be time to stop black pilling about the midterms.

I think things are looking good for us, and if Trump can get gas prices down this will be a romp with major GOP gains.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:13 PM (sKqQm)

77 Orgasmatron > Porta-Potty
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM

They can be combined, you know.

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 05, 2026 07:13 PM (0sNs1)

78 Can we just give Maine to Canada? I'm sure they'd take it.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 05, 2026 07:14 PM (l26NL)

79 I was told there'd be no online kissing ... Imma gonna have to up my Virtual Reality game a la "Minority Report."
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:06 PM (+mTA5)
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The ironclad rule to kiss me is no tongue in my ear. That's the first memory of making out at a drive in on my first date. It seered my brain with ick and horror.

Years after we married I asked my husband what on earth was this deal? Was it Southern? Or did the idea jump to Long Island?

He said he'd heard of it and one girl did it to him and he thought it was gross as well.

I think it was supposed to make me crazy with lust vs wanting to ask wth are you doing? He was a football player in my class and apparently a catch. I was friends with him only. My left arm had muscles like Popeye from the few drive in dates I went on. Then I stopped exept for dances and one Doobie Brother's Concert. Bleah.

We are a match made in heaven of no ear licking.

There are other rules I have probably forgotten. The latest is that I stop saying, "You know" When I end a sentence. I don't know where I picked this up, but it annoys my dude. So I'm now sometimes saying it on purpose and he laughs.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 07:14 PM (WONhk)

80 Ignore the more serious things wrong with Platner...the Dems selected a guy who is not only turned on by the smell of rotting feces but feels the need to brag about it.

These people are broken.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:15 PM (sKqQm)

81 If any of you need a Terry Bradshaw laugh, try this clip.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Sxh5s8GVvx8

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 07:15 PM (qx7Zg)

82 Just finished watching The Pianist . I really hate Germans right now.

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2026 07:15 PM (GseMx)

83 The problem with Maine is too much lobster brain.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM (D1E+2)

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[For those unaware:] "The term "Gerrymanding" derives from a political cartoon published in the Boston Gazette in 1812. It was named after Massachusetts Governor Elbridge Gerry (pronounced with a hard "G") after he signed a controversial redistricting bill designed to unfairly favor his Democratic-Republican Party.

One of the newly drawn, oddly contoured districts in Essex County twisted and stretched so bizarrely that it was likened to a mythological monster. Artist Elkanah Tisdale drew a political cartoon adding claws, wings, and a dragon-like head to the district’s outline, and a dinner guest remarked that it looked like a salamander. Another guest replied, "No, a Gerrymander"—a portmanteau of "Gerry" and "salamander"—and the name permanently stuck to the practice of manipulating electoral maps."

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:16 PM (+mTA5)

84 I want to trade Canada for Minnesota

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 07:16 PM (Ia/+0)

85 The ironclad rule to kiss me is no tongue in my ear.

Hmm, do you also not like the taste of candy corn?

Posted by: This post brought to you by the wax lobby at June 05, 2026 07:16 PM (sKqQm)

86 Gas prices are coming down. Crude prices are coming down

Iran's oil exports are down by 84%

Dems cintinue to shoot their foot off.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 07:17 PM (5P5DO)

87 Boobs, boobs, boobs,
Boobs, boobs, boobs…

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 07:18 PM (77rzZ)

88 Oh and didn't the FNM demand that Hegseth resign because he has a Deus Vult tattoo?

So the left hates God and is ok with Hitler...I mean it sounds about right

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:18 PM (sKqQm)

89 Just finished watching The Pianist . I really hate Germans right now.

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2026 07:15 PM (GseMx)

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Great film.

I often get it confused with the horrible "The Piano" which made me hate both Holly Hunter and Harvey Keitel.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:18 PM (+mTA5)

90 Ignore the more serious things wrong with Platner...the Dems selected a guy who is not only turned on by the smell of rotting feces but feels the need to brag about it.
These people are broken.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:15 PM (sKqQm)

There is a fella in Alabama who will pay you $150 to go swim in your septic tank.

He should run for the Senate too.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions, Alabama Hillbilly at June 05, 2026 07:19 PM (z20w/)

91 I often get it confused with the horrible "The Piano" which made me hate both Holly Hunter and Harvey Keitel.
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:18 PM (+mTA

He cut off her fingers!!!!?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 07:20 PM (zZu0s)

92 Bulg

A woman's character, caring, fiscal probriety, and conversational ability are a lot more important than even impressive mammaries.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 07:20 PM (u82oZ)

93 How could you tell feces is rotting? Insects? Shrooms?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 07:20 PM (zZu0s)

94 Speaking of boobs, I was looking at a resort in Thailand that has these beautiful waterfalls you can swim around.

The people working there, especially the women, are all covered up, while the tourist girls are all in string bikinis. The average Thai person working there must have quite an interesting view of the US/Canada/Europe

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:21 PM (sKqQm)

95 Bulg

A woman's character, caring, fiscal probriety, and conversational ability are a lot more important than even impressive mammaries.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 07:20 PM (u82oZ)

Good one!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2026 07:21 PM (dK+Kv)

96 Platner is what you get when a mad Nazi scientist combines all of the Democrats' "best" qualities into a single human being...in the hopes he'll run amok and take over the world.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 07:03 PM (gnNyN)

Frankenplatner

Posted by: javems at June 05, 2026 07:21 PM (zFsEm)

97 Just finished watching The Pianist . I really hate Germans right now.

Germany has been a blight on the world for the last 100 years.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:21 PM (sKqQm)

98 often get it confused with the horrible "The Piano" which made me hate both Holly Hunter and Harvey Keitel.
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:18 PM (+mTA

He cut off her fingers!!!!?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

That was Sam Neil who cut off her finger not Harvey Keitel.

Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2026 07:22 PM (lJ0H4)

99 Holy shit, if Abbott refuses the extradition request of MN of the ICE agent?

Do you know how bad ass that will be?

All Abbott has to do is go "eh, I don't see probable cause. And see, TX v. PA 2021"

And then a whole shitstorm goes flying.

'Cause, remember: TX v. PA says the SCOTUS can't force a state to enforce it's laws and another state doesn't have standing either.

If Trump set this up, it'll be one of the most brilliant moves in US history.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 05, 2026 07:22 PM (73/SM)

100 So the choice given to voters, is a Traitor or a Rapist Nazi?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2026 07:22 PM (mP0Kj)

101 Legal Insurrection site asks, "Is there no red line that would make Democrats abandon Platner?"

https://tinyurl.com/3d5f5ssp

I guess not.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 07:23 PM (8Xy/A)

102 So the choice given to voters, is a Traitor or a Rapist Nazi?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2026 07:22 PM (mP0Kj)

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YES! This is the new Democrat-Communist Motto ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:23 PM (+mTA5)

103 Hiya SMH, if you are still around. Hope you guys are doing well.

Posted by: javems at June 05, 2026 07:24 PM (zFsEm)

104 95 Nackly, I’ve had the perfect woman for almost 26 years now. No need to lecture me on feminine virtues, because she has them all. And some masculine virtues as well.

And boobs.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 07:24 PM (77rzZ)

105 I got a plea from Susan Collins out here in Texas farmland. What a joke. I guess I should have sent in a dime to make the point she is useless to me. The cussmail reply was all she got.

Posted by: DanMan at June 05, 2026 07:24 PM (8uzBS)

106 Romeo13

An AI LLM trained on all the AoS HQ comments (not ace's posts when he is in a mood) would be a better Senator than both of those losers in Maine.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 07:24 PM (u82oZ)

107 Boobs, boobs, boobs,
Boobs, boobs, boobs…
Posted by: Bulg

I watched the movie Clue the other day. Boobs were conspicuous.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 07:25 PM (ndZc7)

108 Bulg

Good for you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 07:26 PM (u82oZ)

109 Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 07:24 PM (77rzZ)

Had anymore tutoring slots, Bulg?If so, how did they go?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 07:26 PM (8Xy/A)

110 A woman's character, caring, fiscal probriety, and conversational ability are a lot more important than even impressive mammaries.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 07:20 PM

There is iron in the words of NaCly Dog for all Morons to see.

Posted by: Duncanthrax Ten Bears at June 05, 2026 07:26 PM (0sNs1)

111 Did LA county put a literal blind woman on the task of signature verification?

Watch this video and tell me what you see.

http://tiny.cc/h1n4101

Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2026 07:27 PM (mkw2N)

112 110 Leslie Ann Warren, IIRC. Yum.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 07:27 PM (77rzZ)

113 Platner is what you get when a mad Nazi scientist combines all of the Democrats' "best" qualities into a single human being...in the hopes he'll run amok and take over the world.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 07:03 PM (gnNyN)

Frankenplatner
Posted by: javems at June 05, 2026 07:21 PM (zFsEm)

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lol

Damn, we need some Platner "Frankenfurter" tranny memes from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, stat!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:28 PM (+mTA5)

114 "I want to trade Canada for Minnesota"

Can't we just gift minniesomalia to canuckistan instead? They can keep their prog voters and have some more!

Posted by: Will Robinson at June 05, 2026 07:28 PM (YGJ8E)

115 I’ll set up more tutoring slots for next week, Fen.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 07:28 PM (77rzZ)

116 18-1 watched that last week, its hard to watch.

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 07:28 PM (Ia/+0)

117 Senator Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) tells NOTUS he’s unimpressed by the allegations against Graham Platner

Whitehouse: “Seems like a lot of nothing. I mean, the only one who had anything to say that seemed ‘unsettling’ was a woman who works for right-wing political operations.”

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Geez! Grow up! She was just a woman who works for right-wing political operations.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 07:28 PM (ndZc7)

118 Bill Clinton diddled his early 20's intern with a cigar and received blow jobs in the White House possibly in the Oval Office ( Oral Office) . He dodged the draft with a lie , accused of credible rape , exposed himself to women and his mentor was an avid segregationist.

The Dems think he's a model Democrat.

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2026 07:29 PM (GseMx)

119 A woman's character, caring, fiscal probriety, and conversational ability are a lot more important than even impressive mammaries.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 07:20 PM

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There's a reason I'm an ass and legs man.

Wait, that didn't come out quite right ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:29 PM (+mTA5)

120 Watch this video and tell me what you see.

http://tiny.cc/h1n4101
Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2026 07:27 PM (mkw2N)

I just saw that video, sure looks blind to me.

Posted by: beckster at June 05, 2026 07:30 PM (kX27y)

121 The Dems think he's a model Democrat.
Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2026 07:29 PM

We're the face of Democrat Modern Masculinity.

Posted by: Mr. Emhoff, Mr. Walz, and Mr. Hogg at June 05, 2026 07:31 PM (0sNs1)

122
It's not women watching the History Channel. (Though maybe they are -- isn't it all Aliens and Bigfoot now?)

Women and feet

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 07:31 PM (Cqx++)

123 Whitehouse: “Seems like a lot of nothing. I mean, the only one who had anything to say that seemed ‘unsettling’ was a woman who works for right-wing political operations.”

He's just repeating the talking points laid out by the NY Times . Hopefully the other women which the Times knew about but didn't report ( head fake) will step up.

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2026 07:32 PM (GseMx)

124 ShainS

Left unsaid is: ['80s Fleet Sailor Mode on]
Can her ankles go back to the ears?
['80s Fleet Sailor Mode off]

I have traveled a long path to gain a tad bit of wisdom.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 07:32 PM (u82oZ)

125 Genderfluid psychotherapist says her son cried because his sex-ed class said only "men and women" can make babies

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Damn biology!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 07:32 PM (ndZc7)

126 Women and feet
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 07:31 PM

Newsletter ??????!??!?????

Posted by: Quentin T. and Rex R. at June 05, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)

127 (Though maybe they are -- isn't it all Aliens and Bigfoot now?)

Yes.
History Channel is now about 25% 'Ancient Aliens', 25% 'UnXplained'/ 'Unbelievable' / 'Un-something', 25% 'The _____ that Built America', 5% 'Curse of Oak Island', 5% 'Skinwalker Ranch', 5% 'American Pickers', 5% 'Pawn Stars' and 5% Various filler.

They are doing a few new documentaries for America 250, like 'World War II with Tom Hanks' that comes on tomorrow night and throughout next week.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 07:33 PM (6ydKt)

128 Nood

Posted by: Accomack at June 05, 2026 07:33 PM (/Chlc)

129 12 I never understood the tiki torches. Were they scary?
Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 06:52 PM (LHPAg)

The most important part of the tiki torches is that they were on a street, at night. That's why they had torches.

The pro-statue, anti-erasure rally was a family occasion on grass, during the day.

Every Tavern Tough Guy who says he can tell those rally-goers are wrong, because he "would've punched those Nazis out" is lying through his teeth. He wouldn't have been in the same place at the same time, if he can tell day from night.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 07:38 PM (Sy6m/)

130 It's Totenkopf (death's head), not totenkampf (death struggle?).

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 05, 2026 07:43 PM (XMwZJ)

131 Is it Mainers or Mainiacs?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 05, 2026 07:48 PM (XMwZJ)

132 Orgasmatron > Porta-Potty
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM

In a pinch, a porta-potty can be used as an emergency Orgone accumulator.

(Tomorrow we can talk about the Vril force, and how it shapes our world)

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 08:02 PM (rbvCR)

133 " they don't want to vote for someone who...lies in wait for burglars, getting an rape-erection when he hears someone at the window".

'S why I won't run for office.

Posted by: Ib1netmon at June 05, 2026 08:05 PM (BGIIP)

134 My dad fought in the Pacific (poorly named body of water) during WWII so I am a more than casual follower of the war. I recognized it as SS, did not know it's name. Don't have any tattoos but pretty sure I would want to research it before I get one.
Platner is awesome, showing normal people how power hungry and principle free Dems are.
And the Cali cheat MIGHT get enough South Dakotans to threaten their senator if he doesn't get SAVE passed.

Posted by: Manitoba and Gobi at June 05, 2026 08:39 PM (ELUAs)

135 I guess the cool part about this story is actual disclosures before the election.

Progress!

Posted by: Fah Q at June 05, 2026 10:28 PM (0K2ae)

136 Can't we just gift minniesomalia to canuckistan instead? They can keep their prog voters and have some more!
Posted by: Will Robinson
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No, no, no!
We trade Minn`-eh-sota for Alberta. They get a bunch of leeches and idiots, and we get beautiful country, lots of wheat and oil, and, as so bonus, AOP!

Posted by: buddhaha at June 05, 2026 10:45 PM (ezP9C)

137
Is it Mainers or Mainiacs?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent

Down East 'Tards and Layabouts

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 06, 2026 02:04 AM (s9VOe)

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