Thursday Overnight Open Thread - June 4, 2026 [scampydog]

One of those signs where the Moron brain goes a couple of directions. Let's go with the seafood special.

Doof needed the night off - all is well, but short notice. Threw together this ONT "quickie style."

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We'll kick things off with a bit of self-awareness. Yes, your host this evening was a dumbass. But only that day. I'd appreciate it if everyone would focus on my...nevermind.

Gabbing while adding antifreeze to the radiator. Which in my defense, is right next to the fuel tank. You can fill in the rest of the story about which tank the antifreeze went into.

What do you have horde? What is your dumbassery moment of the week?

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Pretty cool lounge in the basement of a Chicago restaurant, which got the brain thinking about speakeasies, which are basically bars pretending they are not bars. Or, during COVID, a bar with the windows blacked out where you parked two blocks away and snuck in through the kitchen door. Or so I have been told.

Decent collection of modern speakeasies for your perusal.

This Cuban-style speakeasy is located in the basement of the building that previously housed a bank. Whats more, the bar pays homage to the building’s history by transforming the vault—which serves as the entrance—into a lively lounge area. Once you enter through the vault, you’ll need to provide the staff with a password, which changes daily and can be found on the bar’s social media pages. Just be sure to leave your jeans and tank tops at home: Las Floriditas has a strict dress code.

Hit the comments if you have a good speakeasy story.

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The Hot Topic of the Week

Behold! The fouled lawnmower plug! Yes, ONT crew, yes. The content you have been demanding. The humble spark plug is basically a miniature lighting machine. Creating tiny little explosions and surviving.

History of the spark plug? I thought you'd never ask. A good aggregation of charts and info at the link.

This journey from simple copper electrodes to advanced multi-ground platinum-iridium designs reflects broader changes in engine technology, materials science, and performance demands. Understanding spark plug evolution reveals how seemingly small components drive major efficiency and performance improvements across all vehicles.

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Wearing This Costume Does Not Enable You To Fly

Warning labels? Sure. Somewhere, there is a person who inspired each of these warning labels. May we all be lucky enough to never meet them.

Here is the big list of Warning Labels. Inspired by the patient zero folk.

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ONT Music. A theme without Doof! Blasphemy? Perhaps.

For those who have no time for such riddles and guessing games. Evening Music Theme can be found at the link.

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A bit of light reading on Cleisthenes. Widely credited as the Father of Athenian Democracy.

Under this new and radical idea, the power and responsibility of decision-making were entrusted to the hands of the Athenian citizens themselves rather than a select few. This was done in complete opposition to the norm up to that particular time, which had it that the principle of power belonged to a select “excellent” few, otherwise also referred to as aristocrats (“aristokrates”.

Those well read on the topic, drop some knowledge in the comments.

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This ONT brought to you by nudging: Yes, lurkers. It is time for your quartely check in.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:00 PM

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1 Ont

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 04, 2026 10:00 PM (LmPA0)

2 Sleeepy

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 04, 2026 10:01 PM (LmPA0)

3 The Ewok has Spoken!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 10:01 PM (qx7Zg)

4 Not first but the best.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:01 PM (WONhk)

5 Evening all. Poor, poor Piper.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:02 PM (lwhHh)

6
L'ONT!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 10:02 PM (O0L8i)

7 seems girthy!

Thank you Scampi!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 04, 2026 10:02 PM (IP7s4)

8 Good evening morons en bedankt Hondo

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:02 PM (RIvkX)

9 There is a Tempura Men's Shelter.

It's for lightly battered husbands.

HeyOhhhhhhhh!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 10:02 PM (CIjhx)

10 Doggo! and spark plug knowledge!

Posted by: TRex - sparky dino at June 04, 2026 10:02 PM (lm0r7)

11 'Sup dawg?

Howdy Horde!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 04, 2026 10:02 PM (kOluj)

12 What do you have horde? What is your dumbassery moment of the week?
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I was sworn to never speak of it again.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:03 PM (RIvkX)

13 I am not a lurker, but, given the fact that most of my wry, witty posts are ignored, I might as well be a lurker.

*pouts*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:04 PM (0aYVJ)

14 Lurkers. Yub Nub!

Posted by: I spent Spring Break on Endor back in '91 at June 04, 2026 10:04 PM (w/O5Q)

15 What is your dumbassery moment of the week?

According to the man who married me I keep saying, "You know" too much. You know.

If that's all I am doing after living in a complete hellscape of horrors for over a month, big deal. You know.

I may start saying it with a Bronx accent to annoy him further.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:04 PM (WONhk)

16 Is that a 3010 Deere, doggo?

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 04, 2026 10:04 PM (kOluj)

17 I'm slowly converting to semi-lurker

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 10:04 PM (ZxPkt)

18 Antifreeze don't combust too good.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:04 PM (zZu0s)

19 Ope - nvm, just noticed the inverted hood in the background

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 04, 2026 10:05 PM (kOluj)

20 History of the spark plug sounds like a film on the gun thread.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2026 10:05 PM (Cqx++)

21 Is that a 3010 Deere, doggo?
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher
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This adventure was on the 2640 Deere.

Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 10:05 PM (41CYW)

22 Vegas 2-0 after 2

Carolina can not solve the Vegas goalie

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 10:05 PM (ZxPkt)

23 Here is the big list of Warning Labels.

Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher.

.....just use it to bathe them, like a normal Dad would.

Posted by: mikeski at June 04, 2026 10:06 PM (VHUov)

24 Did you at least realize before you tried to start it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:07 PM (zZu0s)

25 I posted this at the end of the last post as I am always late to everything. However I wanted you all to know:

In my rampaging today, chronic fatigue and stress for six weeks of stuff happening to see if I crack (I don't), I forgot to mention my SIL's new puppy in MS.

She raises these pups to be lapdogs and rather neurotic ones that bark a lot (and bite). Why, living on a farm with a lake, they don't get a rescue or a lab I do not know. She wants this exotic breed who looks like a racoon to me. This was from photos of her carrying the dog in a pouch thing. Which made us all laugh as we are evil people. The puppy looked mad.

Well. The dog is now in training somewhere out of state. I guess in two weeks the 8wk old pup went loco with her and caused fights and angst. She had a trainer come out and observe the dog and agreed he was a bit much (bit part of a brick off of something).

My DIL found an 18 page manual near the dog toys and took a photo. Son and I of course laughed as the large print is the breeder advice (wacko) and the small print is SIL's.

We have not met the dog yet and hope the training is going well til the end of the month.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:07 PM (WONhk)

26 AMERICA

https://tinyurl.com/3jh4zh9h

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 10:07 PM (ZwdAr)

27 Longtime lurker, checking in as ordered!

Posted by: Boomstick at June 04, 2026 10:07 PM (yQACI)

28 Checking in as ordered.

Standing by...

Posted by: Bones at June 04, 2026 10:07 PM (E+5B+)

29 What do you have horde? What is your dumbassery moment of the week?
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I was sworn to never speak of it again.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:03 PM (RIvkX)
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OK. Let's just say it was about plumbing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX)

30 Did you at least realize before you tried to start it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Yes. Thankfully. The siphon was deployed because the tank had no petcock valve. Was dripping out slowly went I removed the supply line. Discovered once the tank was removed that there were 4 x 4 inch sections of duct tape in the tank. Which is another amusing story - FiL...

Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 10:09 PM (41CYW)

31 Greetings from So. Cal.

Thank you S-dawg for content

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 10:10 PM (nX9xx)

32 What do you have horde? What is your dumbassery moment of the week?

I have to narrow it down to one? Wow.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 10:10 PM (CIjhx)

33 Sorry I'm late, the didgeridoo was out of tune.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 04, 2026 10:10 PM (/ly7b)

34 Yub-yub. Union rep has been of some use maybe, we'll see... two interviews tomorrow, one I'll probably turn down if it gets to the offer stage, the other I _know_ isn't a permanent solution but might help pay the bills for a few months. Waiting to see if some others that pay closer to what I need come back again.

Posted by: RandomDave at June 04, 2026 10:11 PM (aJQbY)

35 Also, my dumbassery this week consisted of replacing the blend door actuator on my son's car what ultimately didn't need replacing. But I became entrenched in my old man ideas after he argued that ChatGPT says we should check the refrigerant (was blowing cold on passenger side, warm on drivers side). To which I responded "how many fucking cars has ChatGPT repaired for you".

Dad's hubris - 0
AI c*cksucker. - 1

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 04, 2026 10:11 PM (kOluj)

36 *pouts*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:04 PM (0aYVJ)

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*points two fingers at own eyes, then at Pug*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:11 PM (RIvkX)

37 One summer when I was definitely old enough to know better I came home from Taco Bell and decided I needed to drain the lawnmower of last summer's gas. I looked around for a convenient container and sure - my large Taco Bell soda cup. Made of cheap plastic.

So a buddy comes over an hour later and sees me repeatedly dousing my forearm with salad dressing in the sink and scraping.

"What the eff are you doing?"

"Accidentally made some napalm. Stuck to my arm. I figured oil and vinegar would help separate it from my skin and it seems to be working."

"You made NAPALM?"

"Accidentally."

I have... never lived that down. But I don't pour gasoline into non-rated plastics anymore.

Posted by: Dale at June 04, 2026 10:12 PM (f45WX)

38 Thank you for the ONT. I liked it and don't feel it was thrown together.

I especially loved the warning labels.

I should put one on our front door.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:12 PM (WONhk)

39 What's the deal with Piper?

Posted by: free tibet at June 04, 2026 10:12 PM (iNp3L)

40 There is a Tempura Men's Shelter.

It's for lightly battered husbands.

HeyOhhhhhhhh!
Posted by: Tonypete

Went to the zoo saw a baguette in one of the cages...
Yup you guessed it...
Bread in captivity.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 04, 2026 10:12 PM (IP7s4)

41 Oddly enough, no dumbassery this week.

But there is still tomorrow.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:12 PM (0aYVJ)

42 I was sworn to never speak of it again.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:03 PM (RIvkX)

Well, if you are going to split infinitives...

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 10:13 PM (gKWVE)

43 Posted by: RandomDave at June 04, 2026 10:11 PM (aJQbY)
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Best wishes for a munificent and bountiful outcome.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:13 PM (RIvkX)

44 Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 10:09 PM (41CYW)

See, not as big as problem or fuckup as it 'could' have been. Filling the engine with antifreeze would have been no Bueno.

I did something worse and looked at an exes Facebook page. I'm a retard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)

45 The Karmelo Anthony jury has been selected, & it's all white.

The prosecutor struck 3 black venireme, & those strikes survived defense Batson challenges. The trial judge ruled that the prosecutor had stated a race neutral reason for each of these strike, i.e., that all 3 of them were educators.

Historically, & supposedly stilll today, peremptory strikes are given to both sides & can be used without stating a reason.

Batson v. KY changed that, to the extent that the strikes must now be race neutral. That is the only limitation.

Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 10:14 PM (RCjYY)

46 Thanks for the ONT, Scampy.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 04, 2026 10:14 PM (/ly7b)

47 Well, if you are going to split infinitives...
Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 10:13 PM (gKWVE)
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Its vernacular.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:14 PM (RIvkX)

48 Too right, Pug. Week's not over yet.

As for Piper... it's too sad, see the morning and mid-day threads. Of all the things! It's like she's still here....

Posted by: RandomDave at June 04, 2026 10:14 PM (aJQbY)

49 5 Evening all. Poor, poor Piper.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:02 PM (lwhHh)

Alas, poor Piper

I knew her only as some gray box text

But it was always nice text....,

Bless her heart....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 10:14 PM (nX9xx)

50 Lurker here. I'd say more but no one cares.

Posted by: CM Delta at June 04, 2026 10:14 PM (SJVBN)

51 Had some sort of dental surgery today - I'm not even sure what the did but, I have to tell you, the drugs they give you to put you under are fantastic!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 10:15 PM (CIjhx)

52 I hope I don't get in trouble.....,for 49

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 10:15 PM (nX9xx)

53 Thanks for the well-wishes, San Franpsycho!

Posted by: RandomDave at June 04, 2026 10:15 PM (aJQbY)

54 Had some sort of dental surgery today - I'm not even sure what the did but, I have to tell you, the drugs they give you to put you under are fantastic!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 10:15 PM (CIjhx)

You know you are 29 when you get put unconscious and you think when you wake up. Man I was OUT. That was great!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:16 PM (zZu0s)

55 @37...Dale? Are you a lurker?

I enjoyed that story. Thanks. Fun with chemistry.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:16 PM (WONhk)

56 I hope I don't get in trouble.....,for 49
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 10:15 PM (nX9xx)

Remembering the dead is for those of us still living.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:17 PM (zZu0s)

57 Lurker here. I'd say more but no one cares.
Posted by: CM Delta at June 04, 2026 10:14 PM (SJVBN)

*tosses a can of Modelo*

Welcome!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:17 PM (0aYVJ)

58 None of those "speakeasies" looked appealing to me. You need to find their password on "social media"? Fuck that noise. Give me a good dive bar any day.

Spark plug article was highly repetitive, and highly promotional. Reads like an AI wrote it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 10:17 PM (1z8ji)

59 But they're never really gone as long as we remember them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:17 PM (zZu0s)

60 What's the deal with Piper?
Posted by: free tibet at June 04, 2026 10:12 PM (iNp3L)

Transporter malfunction.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 10:17 PM (wVcYX)

61 Sorry I'm late, the didgeridoo was out of tune.
Posted by: tankdemon

WaAaAaAaAh WaAaAaAaAaAaAah.

Posted by: sad didgeridoo at June 04, 2026 10:17 PM (VHUov)

62 39 What's the deal with Piper?
Posted by: free tibet at June 04, 2026 10:12 PM (iNp3L)

She was fatally attacked by a tumah.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 10:18 PM (vIovI)

63 Had some sort of dental surgery today - I'm not even sure what the did but, I have to tell you, the drugs they give you to put you under are fantastic!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 10:15 PM (CIjhx)

You know you are 29 when you get put unconscious and you think when you wake up. Man I was OUT. That was great!
Posted by: Aetius451AD

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Despite a long friendship and referring many new patients to him, my dentist bud refuses to let me have a few hits of nitrous before routine cleanings.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 04, 2026 10:18 PM (gpQ8/)

64 Love Roberta Flack, great voice, but I'm more a Killing Me Softly guy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:18 PM (RIvkX)

65 Sorry I'm late, the didgeridoo was out of tune.
Posted by: tankdemon

WaAaAaAaAh WaAaAaAaAaAaAah.
Posted by: sad didgeridoo

How could one tell a Hurdy-Gurdy is out of tune?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 10:18 PM (CIjhx)

66 Lurker here. I'd say more but no one cares.
Posted by: CM Delta
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You’re officially upgraded from lurker to acknowledged lurker. Winning.

Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 10:18 PM (41CYW)

67 The signs I don’t always understand are the ones informing the driver as to what variety of child which inhabits an area. Like “Blind Child” and “Deaf Child”. They look like gov placed signs not just private. I can see just warning people to be slow but in the fraction of a second between seeing the sign and reacting what unique action am I supposed to take regarding the child?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 10:19 PM (3uBP9)

68 Pretty cool lounge in the basement of a Chicago restaurant, which got the brain thinking about speakeasies, which are basically bars pretending they are not bars. Or, during COVID, a bar with the windows blacked out where you parked two blocks away and snuck in through the kitchen door. Or so I have been told.
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I thought all the strip clubs were open?
Or was that just the bath houses?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 04, 2026 10:19 PM (/lPRQ)

69 Transporter malfunction.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 10:17 PM (wVcYX)

What we got back didnt live long... thankfully.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:19 PM (zZu0s)

70 And all I've done for want of wit
To mem'ry now I can't recall
So fill to me the parting glass
Good night and joy be to you all

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 04, 2026 10:19 PM (ZVgZ4)

71 My goodness. Fuel, antifreeze? Sounds like somebody needed to learn how to flush out their engine. There's nothing like hard-heartedly acquired know-how.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2026 10:19 PM (D1E+2)

72 It wasn't this week, this year or even a recent decade, but I once set my house (slightly) on fire soldering a shower up pipe. Hilarity ensued! Well, maybe not. My heart rate increased significantly during the event and, amazing as it seems, my spouse has never known of it!

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 04, 2026 10:19 PM (Jr+re)

73 39 What's the deal with Piper?
Posted by: free tibet at June 04, 2026 10:12 PM (iNp3L)

Now look what you have done, man!

I guess you are a man, if not, forgive me or whatever for presuming your gender.

She'll be on soon, I'm sure. Alive and well.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:19 PM (WONhk)

74 What's the deal with Piper?
Posted by: free tibet

She had a typo. Instead of typing rumor, she typed tumor. And the Horde, never to let an opportunity ho to waste, was off like a greyhound slipping it's leash. She died five times. Had three statues dedicated in her honor. Ette's divied up he shoe collection.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:19 PM (lwhHh)

75 None of those "speakeasies" looked appealing to me. You need to find their password on "social media"? Fuck that noise. Give me a good dive bar any day.

Spark plug article was highly repetitive, and highly promotional. Reads like an AI wrote it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Tend to agree - I only liked one of the speakeasies. Had the same thought - dive bar! Speaking of which, where is Pete Bog?

Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 10:20 PM (41CYW)

76 Doggo! Woof woof, arf! (thanks for ONT!)

"What is your dumbassery moment of the week?"

Wasn't this week (or even this decade), but I was getting ready to start up the ol' Ford after engine replacement...

Double-checked the firing order and plug wire origins, as I snugged the connectors onto distributor cap. Turned key. Chugga-chugga, backfire, chugga-no start!

WTF? Well, having spent most of my previous auto-mechy time on Chebbys... I'd laid-on the damned wires *clockwise*. Ferd wanted *counter* clockwise.

*hangs head in shame and walks away*

Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2026 10:20 PM (rdVOm)

77 Did Piper get unalived?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:20 PM (RIvkX)

78 Antifreeze don't combust too good.

Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:04 PM (zZu0s)

Fun fact: early iterations of the Mazda rotary engine had a little tank of antifreeze and a pump to squirt it into the intake manifold in extreme cold weather to enable the apex seals to seal well enough for it to develop enough compression to start.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 10:20 PM (1z8ji)

79 I see you never let an opportunity ho to waste, Rick.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:20 PM (WONhk)

80 I can see just warning people to be slow but in the fraction of a second between seeing the sign and reacting what unique action am I supposed to take regarding the child?
Posted by: banana Dream

I think those signs are more to tell you what NOT to do. For instance, don't flash your brights at the blind child. Similarly, honking your horn to get the attention of the deaf kid is ill advised.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 10:21 PM (CIjhx)

81 I had some dry needling and cupping done on my upper back today. I'm sore.

I once pulled the wrong fuse in my car and wound up with a new alternator I didn't need....

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 04, 2026 10:21 PM (VCgbV)

82 My previous company had an office in Greeley CO, and in the basement there was a tunnel where booze was smuggled in. Even before Prohibition, Greeley was a dry town.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:22 PM (0aYVJ)

83 For the deaf child flash your lights.
For the blind child honk your horn.
For Helen Keller, stop the car, get out and sign into her hands your intention to drive along the road.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 04, 2026 10:22 PM (ZVgZ4)

84 My heart rate increased significantly during the event and, amazing as it seems, my spouse has never known of it!
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 04, 2026 10:19 PM (Jr+re)

Well, if we are talking about dumb stuff we've done not only this week I sho' do have some.

However, y'all have already read most of them. And none of them were my fault.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:23 PM (WONhk)

85 Sorry I'm late, the didgeridoo was out of tune.
Posted by: tankdemon

I'm here for you, man.

Posted by: Sad Trombone at June 04, 2026 10:23 PM (tM5h4)

86 Greeley. A town of infidels, hated by God.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 10:23 PM (gKWVE)

87 56 I hope I don't get in trouble.....,for 49
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 10:15 PM (nX9xx)

Remembering the dead is for those of us still living.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:17 PM (zZu0s)

Has Piper joined up with buzzion?

Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 10:23 PM (3sXRv)

88 What is your dumbassery moment of the week?

What???
Crap. Is it Thursday already? And this is due by tomorrow???
Damn it.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2026 10:23 PM (2WIwB)

89 And to Piper's credit, she played along like a champ.

Much respect to Piper.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:23 PM (lwhHh)

90 My recent time-wasting diversion is watching YT Shorts of Caitlin Clark and Sophie Cunningham (Indiana Fever) show up the goons on other WNBA teams how the roundball game is played.

Their teamwork is poetry.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 10:24 PM (wVcYX)

91 Greeley. A town of infidels, hated by God.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 10:23 PM (gKWVE)

The exact opposite of Hawaii.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:24 PM (0aYVJ)

92 I see you never let an opportunity ho to waste, Rick.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Should we ho easy on Rick?

Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 10:24 PM (41CYW)

93 90 My recent time-wasting diversion is watching YT Shorts of Caitlin Clark and Sophie Cunningham (Indiana Fever) show up the goons on other WNBA teams how the roundball game is played.

Their teamwork is poetry.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 10:24 PM (wVcYX)

Sophie's a good wing man ...

She takes no shit, and allows even less.

Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 10:25 PM (3sXRv)

94 Has Piper joined up with buzzion?
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**snort**🤣😂

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 04, 2026 10:25 PM (VCgbV)

95 I hooked up jumper cables wrong once and fried my car radio. Never did that again.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 10:25 PM (3uBP9)

96 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnwIQSBtwak

Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at June 04, 2026 10:25 PM (jrgJz)

97 I like Piper.

Who gets the dog?

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 04, 2026 10:26 PM (Jr+re)

98 But she just had a birthday.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:26 PM (RIvkX)

99 Pricks and Minidicks keeps getting even more crazy.

The unredacted bodycam videos have leaked online and American Fork PD should at this point just light themselves afire. It would be less painful.

File this under too little too late, Ammon McJerkoff has fired the co-owners of the closed Keizer OR store. And also once again tried to manipulate things to garner sympathy.

And this all started over some Star Wars Lego sets.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:26 PM (2GVsD)

100 50 Lurker here. I'd say more but no one cares.
Posted by: CM Delta at June 04, 2026 10:14 PM (SJVBN)

I care because no one cares about me and I type whatever anyway.

It's a free Moron space here unless you cross some lines which will be revealed as time goes on.

So far I have not crossed a line. Or if I have I ignore the scolding. I have been in the barrel once a long time ago.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:27 PM (WONhk)

101 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at June 04, 2026 10:27 PM (bfy6w)

102 And to Piper's credit, she played along like a champ.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:23 PM (lwhHh)

Well sure. All she had to do was lay there in the chalk outline with a ...

What was the murder weapon? Soup's leash?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:27 PM (zZu0s)

103 101 Evenin'
Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at June 04, 2026 10:27 PM (bfy6w)

Still on your golfcation?

Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 10:27 PM (3sXRv)

104 Just don't blow the margins. CBD gets very possessive of those margins.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (gKWVE)

105 Pricks and Minidicks keeps getting even more crazy.

Where exactly is the defining line between those two?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (CIjhx)

106 55 @37...Dale? Are you a lurker?

I enjoyed that story. Thanks. Fun with chemistry.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:16 PM (WONhk)
-----------------------------

I post maybe once or twice a year.

Posted by: Dale at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (f45WX)

107 heh, petcock...

Posted by: Beavis at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (Q+gd/)

108 What was the murder weapon? Soup's leash?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

A tumah got her.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (lwhHh)

109 39 What's the deal with Piper?
Posted by: free tibet at June 04, 2026 10

I died.

Posted by: Pipers Ghost at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (hftzA)

110 102 And to Piper's credit, she played along like a champ.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:23 PM (lwhHh)

Well sure. All she had to do was lay there in the chalk outline with a ...

What was the murder weapon? Soup's leash?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:27 PM (zZu0s)

Kale

The answer is KALE

Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (3sXRv)

111 McConnell is 84
Collins is 73
Murkowski is 70
Tillis is 65

Mandatory retirement at 72 is what I want for all congress critters . 75 for judges.

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (WNOcj)

112 Should we ho easy on Rick?
Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 10:24 PM (41CYW)
****************
It depends on how much an opportunity ho costs and what he gets from it.

It is a crying shame you can't correct spelling. I often seem to be from the learing center.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (WONhk)

113 I post maybe once or twice a year.
Posted by: Dale

Those are rookie numbers. You have to get those up into minutes.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:29 PM (lwhHh)

114 I once dropped the hood after a session of DIY wrenching on the motor. Only to see the outline appear in the hood's metal of the screwdriver I had forgotten atop of the shock column.

Talk about the Thrill of Victory instantly becoming the Agony of Defeat.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 10:29 PM (wVcYX)

115 And this all started over some Star Wars Lego sets.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:26 PM (2GVsD)

I have no idea on that one and it does not seem interesting enough to find out. Ewetuber self immolation seems to be a thing lately (always, really.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:30 PM (zZu0s)

116 And this all started over some Star Wars Lego sets.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:26 PM (2GVsD)

Lego in Keizer. I know the strip mall, though I haven't been near there for a decade.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2026 10:30 PM (rbvCR)

117 I post maybe once or twice a year.
Posted by: Dale at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (f45WX)

Well, honey, you should more as I liked that story a lot.

I was raised as a moron with my brother and it's all I know. So the more wacky the story the more I like it!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:30 PM (WONhk)

118 Thanks, Scampy, for stepping in for Doof. You are a good friend.

Posted by: Pipers Ghost at June 04, 2026 10:30 PM (hftzA)

119 Tonypete, they are Lego so interchangeable?

And to add to their corporate radioactivity, one of Pricks and Minidicks suppliers, Minibrick.me, has stopped doing business with them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:30 PM (2GVsD)

120 I read today a vote drop in the LA Mayor's race, 24,000 votes, and not a SINGLE VOTE FOR SPENCER PRATT! He averaged about 30% on election night.

It's time for a million people to plan a "Pratt Vacation Weekend" in LA for the November vote. Fly or drive, register to vote without showing ID because that's the way they do it in Cali, get a ballot and mail it in. Fly or drive home.

Legality or legitimacy for a blue state election has left the building long ago. They are openly stealing elections by laughing at us who still give a damn. The Democrats would scream at it. Even more reason to do it. There are about 5.9 million registered voters in LA. Let's get Pratt 6 or 7 million votes. Out-corrupt the corruption. It would be beautiful. And fun!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 04, 2026 10:30 PM (Uvvcx)

121 The answer is KALE
Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (3sXRv)

Doug Marcaida, fondling vegetable: "Eet will kale!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 10:31 PM (1z8ji)

122 I once dropped the hood after a session of DIY wrenching on the motor. Only to see the outline appear in the hood's metal of the screwdriver I had forgotten atop of the shock column.

Talk about the Thrill of Victory instantly becoming the Agony of Defeat.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Oh snap!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:31 PM (lwhHh)

123 I am not a lurker, but, given the fact that most of my wry, witty posts are ignored, I might as well be a lurker.
*pouts*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:04

Pug, you know that's not true. Whilest I appreciate your wit and humor, I increasing fail to think of anything in the way of a response to post.

Now what am I missing here "Rock and Roll Martian". Does that mean you liked both Rock and Roll and the show "My Favorite Martian"?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at June 04, 2026 10:31 PM (55Qr6)

124 Son is road-tripping through the Northern Rockies with his newish bride.

Arrived in Jackson Hole today, so I told him to try to find a good game restaurant.

Tonight's return text: "Bison makes a damn fine burger!"

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2026 10:31 PM (HlyYF)

125
Poor Soup. He's probably wondering who's going to cater to his every whim.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 10:31 PM (O0L8i)

126 >>> Just don't blow the margins. CBD gets very possessive of those margins.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (gKWVE)

Sometimes I blow the margins, but "Not in a Gay Way," but to show "I'm Dominant"

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 10:32 PM (3uBP9)

127 Thanks and hello to all above about the ONT. And thanks to our Lurkers joining the fray.

Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 10:32 PM (41CYW)

128 And to Piper's credit, she played along like a champ.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:23 PM (lwhHh)

Well sure. All she had to do was lay there in the chalk outline with a ...

What was the murder weapon? Soup's leash?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:27 PM (zZu0s)

Like Kevin Costner in The Big Chill.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 10:32 PM (wVcYX)

129 125
Poor Soup. He's probably wondering who's going to cater to his every whim.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 10:31

He is harassing the cats again. It’s like he never learns.

Posted by: Pipers Ghost at June 04, 2026 10:33 PM (Dd38x)

130 Kale is not food. Animals will not eat kale. Only proggie asshats virtue signalling will eat kale, and even they hate it.

Plus people who eat it fart a lot.

So, no, kale is not food. It is an abomination.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 10:33 PM (vIovI)

131 Sometimes I blow the margins, but "Not in a Gay Way," but to show "I'm Dominant"
Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 10:32 PM (3uBP9)

okay, thread winner.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 10:33 PM (gKWVE)

132 I like Piper.

Who gets the dog?
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 04, 2026 10:26 PM (Jr+re)

I never saw the answer to that one, either.

Would that be handled like some shelters - the dog chooses? Who would Saijo pick?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 10:33 PM (qx7Zg)

133 But she just had a birthday.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Well, ya know how it goes... Too many birthdays and then fffft! That's it!

Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2026 10:33 PM (rdVOm)

134 I don't even know how to blow the margins.

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 10:34 PM (WNOcj)

135 Now what am I missing here "Rock and Roll Martian". Does that mean you liked both Rock and Roll and the show "My Favorite Martian"?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at June 04, 2026 10:31 PM (55Qr6)

It's an MST/Rifftrax thing, "Merlin's House of Mystical Wonders" starring Ernest Borgnine. It was a cheap knock-off of The Princess Bride, but was just turrible. In one scene the kid was singing "rock and roll martian"

MY brain is a fun and scary world.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)

136 134 I don't even know how to blow the margins.
Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 10:34 PM (WNOcj)

Works pretty much like the bitches and hoes on the strip, honey. Not tricky, just icky.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 10:35 PM (vIovI)

137 Aetius

It is not YouTube or Patreon anymore.

There are two lawsuits going on. American Fork PD used a SWAT unit to raid Ben in his airbnb on 'suspicion of possessing stolen Legos.' The PD also dislocated Ben's shoulder. Performed very questionable traffic stops and immediately knew who in the car was Ben.

Pricks and Minidicks gets a judge in Provo UT to issue an injunction that has two paragraphs that seem to directly attack the First Amendment. This was sent to Patreon and the CEO of Patreon told on camera Pricks and Minidicks to stuff it, to go ahead and sue.

Fox 4 in DC, media in Salt Lake City, and even in Oregon have started to cover this case.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:36 PM (2GVsD)

138 I don't even know how to blow the margins.
Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 10:34 PM (WNOcj)

Julie Haggerty might know how to help.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:36 PM (0aYVJ)

139 130 Kale is not food. Animals will not eat kale. Only proggie asshats virtue signalling will eat kale, and even they hate it.

Plus people who eat it fart a lot.

So, no, kale is not food. It is an abomination.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026

If you have a healthy gut biome, this will not be any more than a normal, healthy individual. Now, if you are resetting after years of eating garbage, increasing fiber will have you a….ummm… moment. Same with the add of pro and prebiotics. It all levels out, though.

In the meantime, keep the music loud.

Posted by: Pipers Ghost at June 04, 2026 10:36 PM (Dd38x)

140 ""Gabbing while adding antifreeze to the radiator. Which in my defense, is right next to the fuel tank. You can fill in the rest of the story about which tank the antifreeze went into.

What do you have horde? What is your dumbassery moment of the week?""

Nothing approaching that, thats for sure. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 04, 2026 10:38 PM (snZF9)

141 Ok, all you Tulane and other lawyuhs on the ONT.

If my 9mo old granddaughter had kidney issues from an untreated (for 2 days post urine test and culture) UTI, can a grandmother sue the pediatrician?

It is protocol for infants to have a renal ultrasound 2wks after the completion of the antibiotic in early July.

I, while brilliant, am merely a RN with a bachelor's degree in nursing... and I could see what this nitwit who teaches at the university med school did not. My DIL sent me the labs via text and I questioned her care stat. Fortunately for this MD our girl is both darling and healthy and turned the corner yesterday WHEN THE PRELIMINARY culture would have shown growth.

Rampage and enraged don't cut what I was this morning for two days wasted.

This baby had a mild UTI. It had better be so mild it did not reach her kidneys while you dithered around.

I have never sued anyone in my life but I will be even more enraged than this morning. It is not a pretty thing to have an internal rampage. I am sure it did nothing at all for my skin, yet I don't get zits anymore.

My husband, who is not a lawyer, said I can't sue. I will still try if the test is not normal for my sweetie.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:38 PM (WONhk)

142 Posted by: Pipers Ghost at June 04, 2026 10:36 PM (Dd38x)

You run into Banquo yet?

***a little esoteric, but someone will get it***

Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 10:38 PM (3sXRv)

143 Trying to think what sort of motorized vehicle or equipment would have a radiator anywhere near a gas tank.
Pretty sure not an old vw bug, but nothing is coming to mind.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 04, 2026 10:38 PM (sl73Y)

144 Banguo's ghost is such a bummer to have at dinner.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:39 PM (2GVsD)

145 103 101 Evenin'
Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at June 04, 2026 10:27 PM (bfy6w)

Still on your golfcation?
Posted by: browndog says woof

Yup. No golf today. Went to Boardman, OH with my sister and mom and did some shopping at The Amish Store, which is in some non descriptive strip mall but when you go in, it's the most amazing place ever. I could live there. The donuts are heaven. Made right there. Got a tee time tomorrow morning and then a friend of mine bought a boat, so were going to cruise Shenango Lake (if I recall your from Youngstown, so you might memba' that lake).

Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at June 04, 2026 10:39 PM (bfy6w)

146 >Julie Hagerty

It's interesting to look at someone's filmography when she did a movie I liked (Airplane! 1-2, here) and then scroll down...
... the next movie I recall watching with this woman in it was U-Turn. Which was excellent; one of Stone's best. But seventeen years? what the hell was her agent doing

*I suppose maybe I could watch What About Bob someday

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 10:39 PM (gKWVE)

147 I don't even know how to blow the margins.
Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 10:34 PM (WNOcj)

Julie Haggerty might know how to help.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:36 PM (0aYVJ)

You know how to whistle, don't you, polynikes? You just put your lips together and blow.

Posted by: Lauren Bacall in 1944 at June 04, 2026 10:39 PM (wVcYX)

148 Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:39 PM (2GVsD)

Thank you AP ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 10:39 PM (3sXRv)

149 130 Kale is not food. Animals will not eat kale. Only proggie asshats virtue signalling will eat kale, and even they hate it.

Plus people who eat it fart a lot.

So, no, kale is not food. It is an abomination.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 10:33 PM

There is an old episode of Cheers where Woody does a commercial for a new health drink called Veggie Boy.

After a big slurp of the nasty drink, he delivers the line, "You can really taste the kale!"

Whenever my brother or I observe some progressive gratuitous virtue signaling, one of us always says that we can really taste the kale.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2026 10:39 PM (HlyYF)

150 Should anything happen, J will keep the dog. In fact, he thought it was a good idea to let me know, out of nowhere, if I ever got a wild hair and left him, I would be facing the mother of all custody battles. Over the dog. The dog he didn’t want.

Posted by: Pipers Ghost at June 04, 2026 10:39 PM (Dd38x)

151 And the Horde, never to let an opportunity ho to waste...

I wonder if there's a word for that where when you try to correct or explain something and in doing so, repeat the thing.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 04, 2026 10:39 PM (vTZFs)

152 I've had a bison burger it was great. Tasty not greasy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:39 PM (RIvkX)

153 I've seen this a few times.

Thieves try to siphon gas from an RV, but suck up the toilet storage instead.

I think we found -their- dumbass moment of the month.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 10:40 PM (qx7Zg)

154 It's an MST/Rifftrax thing, "Merlin's House of Mystical Wonders" starring Ernest Borgnine. It was a cheap knock-off of The Princess Bride, but was just turrible. In one scene the kid was singing "rock and roll martian"

MY brain is a fun and scary world.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)

If I’m remembering the right one, there were something like 7 major scenes in the movie, and by the end you realized you could have put them in any random order and it would make no difference at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2026 10:41 PM (3mtTi)

155 I completely forgot. Thanks for the ONT and the delurking reminder. 3rd quarter check-in completed.

Posted by: ChE99 at June 04, 2026 10:41 PM (qK3m0)

156 I wonder if there's a word for that where when you try to correct or explain something and in doing so, repeat the thing.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 04, 2026 10:39 PM (vTZFs)

I question if an equal opportunity or DEI ho?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:42 PM (WONhk)

157 It’s not a tumor!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 04, 2026 10:42 PM (ZVgZ4)

158 Tonight's return text: "Bison makes a damn fine burger!"
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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Nice. Overdue here for a bison burger.

Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 10:42 PM (41CYW)

159 142 Posted by: Pipers Ghost at June 04, 2026 10:36 PM (Dd38x)

You run into Banquo yet?

***a little esoteric, but someone will get it***
Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 10:38 PM (3sXRv)

Macbeth.

Posted by: Pipers Ghost at June 04, 2026 10:42 PM (Dd38x)

160 >>> It's an MST/Rifftrax thing, "Merlin's House of Mystical Wonders" starring Ernest Borgnine. It was a cheap knock-off of The Princess Bride, but was just turrible. In one scene the kid was singing "rock and roll martian"

MY brain is a fun and scary world.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)

Oh man I remember that one. I hope Ernie got paid well.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 10:43 PM (3uBP9)

161 What is your dumbassery moment of the week?

I had a doctor appointment Tuesday morning. Took my Kindle e-reader with me. Tuesday afternoon I am home and I look for the Kindle. It is not in the house. I search the interior of the car and don't see it. I call the doctor's office and they don't have it.

I figure it is gone forever, so I log onto Amazon, remotely delete all the content off it, then report it lost/stolen so nobody can use it to download Minotaur Romance novels.

Today, Thursday, I wheel my trash bin to the curb. I turn around and see my Kindle trapped between the windshield and the folding interior sunshade. I must have set it on the dash while I fiddled with the sunshade and then scooped it up when I put up the shade.

I unlocked it at Amazon and now I'm slowly reloading it. It appears to be undamaged from two afternoons of cooking in the sun.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 04, 2026 10:43 PM (Dpo+e)

162 Thieves try to siphon gas from an RV, but suck up the toilet storage instead.

Hmmm. Slight chili aroma... with a nutty flavor

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 04, 2026 10:43 PM (gKWVE)

163 Browndog

It all started when someone wanted to sell all their Star Wars Lego sets on consignment. The franchise changed ownership under dubious circumstances, one lawsuit, and the new owners, now fired, refused to give back the remaining sets.

Reckless Ben got involved to get justice for the owner of the Lego sets. And thus we come to lawsuit number two.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:44 PM (2GVsD)

164 2-2 3rd

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 10:46 PM (ZxPkt)

165 Kale is not food. Animals will not eat kale. Only proggie asshats virtue signalling will eat kale, and even they hate it.

Plus people who eat it fart a lot.

So, no, kale is not food. It is an abomination.

Posted by: tcn in AK

Kale is decoration on salad bars.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:46 PM (lwhHh)

166 Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at June 04, 2026 10:39 PM (bfy6w)

I was somewhat "close by". I drove down to Madison to play golf with the reprobates from my youth.

Spent a lot of time in Meadeville, and the Golden Triangle of Titusville / Oil City / Franklin, but never got down Shenango way ... save swimming in the Grove City relays back in the day.

I was from The Mistake on the Lake ... aka Cleveland.

Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 10:47 PM (3sXRv)

167 Off to bed, 6a class, like normal. I have already missed my bedtime.

Posted by: Pipers Ghost at June 04, 2026 10:47 PM (Dd38x)

168 Dedication from the great beyond, Piper's Ghost!

Posted by: RandomDave at June 04, 2026 10:47 PM (aJQbY)

169 I don't even know how to blow the margins.
Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 10:34

Well with the new restrictions it's harder than it used to be.

Wait no, I didn't mean it that way, you have a dirty, dirty mind.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at June 04, 2026 10:47 PM (55Qr6)

170 Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:44 PM (2GVsD)

I read a good write up in Barstool of all places

Infuriated I was ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 10:47 PM (3sXRv)

171 What is your dumbassery moment of the week?

Went to take some trash out to the outside bin and locked myself out of the house. Still don't know exactly how since the lock on the slip latch should rotate to the unlocked position when you turn the knob. I have tried at least a dozen times to recreate it and couldn't.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 04, 2026 10:48 PM (vTZFs)

172 My husband, who is not a lawyer, said I can't sue. I will still try if the test is not normal for my sweetie.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:38 PM (WONhk)

You didn't get Spaceballs: The Flamethrower, did you?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 10:48 PM (qx7Zg)

173 Greeley. A town of infidels, hated by God.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 10:23 PM (gKWVE)
************************

Also loathed by Allah, who rightly condemns Greeley c. 1949 for its absolutely haram church dances, which tempt men with the satanic tunes of "Baby, It's Cold Outside".

Posted by: Zombie Sayyid Qutb at June 04, 2026 10:48 PM (dFaJL)

174 Tonight's return text: "Bison makes a damn fine burger!"
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2026 10:31 PM (HlyYF)

I also like bison burgers and the Tetons.

California people had better not ruin Montana.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:49 PM (WONhk)

175 Macbeth.
Posted by: Pipers Ghost at June 04, 2026 10:42 PM (Dd38x)

***tips cap to Piper's Ghost***

Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 10:49 PM (3sXRv)

176 Night Piper

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:49 PM (2GVsD)

177 It all started when someone wanted to sell all their Star Wars Lego sets on consignment. The franchise changed ownership under dubious circumstances, one lawsuit, and the new owners, now fired, refused to give back the remaining sets.

Reckless Ben got involved to get justice for the owner of the Lego sets. And thus we come to lawsuit number two.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:44 PM (2GVsD)

Sounds like justice would be served if all parties were rounded up and gassed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 10:49 PM (1z8ji)

178 When I was a kid they used kale to hide the ice in a salad bar.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:50 PM (RIvkX)

179 Compaction is a word that can either conjure fear or elation depending on the stage of development.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2026 10:50 PM (XV/Pl)

180 California people had better not ruin Montana.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:49 PM (WONhk)

That ship has done sailed my dear

Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 10:50 PM (3sXRv)

181 158 Tonight's return text: "Bison makes a damn fine burger!"
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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Nice. Overdue here for a bison burger.

Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 10:42 PM

Howdy scampy!

I did a lot of work at the farm this May, trying to beat the heat. One day I got squawked at by some tom turkeys, then squawked at by a cock pheasant, while being serenaded by the bob-whites the whole time.

May need to add some upland birds to the venison collection this winter!

*** Can someone please send me a good bird dog via email attachment some weekend? I will return your dog on the following Monday.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2026 10:50 PM (HlyYF)

182 Right now Legal Mindset has a livestream on the unredacted American Fork PD bodycam video.

He is literally yelling, for him, at how these cops are misbehaving.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:50 PM (2GVsD)

183
3-2 Carolina

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 10:51 PM (O0L8i)

184 I don't even know how to blow the margins.
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Well with the new restrictions it's harder than it used to be.

I suspect that the most popular way is to post an unshortened link to an X post using a desktop browser. It will look fine to you but blow the margins for a mobile device user.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 04, 2026 10:51 PM (vTZFs)

185 California people had better not ruin Montana.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:49 PM (WONhk)
====

I can't. I have plans to ruin Colorado.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:51 PM (RIvkX)

186 Reckless Ben got involved to get justice for the owner of the Lego sets. And thus we come to lawsuit number two.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:44 PM (2GVsD)

Sounds like justice would be served if all parties were rounded up and gassed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 10:49 PM (1z8ji)

Make them walk barefoot on brand new Lego blocks for 8 hours. None of them are allowed to have calluses on their feet at the beginning.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 10:52 PM (qx7Zg)

187 He is literally yelling, for him, at how these cops are misbehaving.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:50 PM (2GVsD)

Please explain to me what this is about like I am in kindergarten. Thanks.

My brain is very tired from the morning's rampage.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:52 PM (WONhk)

188 Kale is decoration on salad bars.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:46 PM (lwhHh)

Natives in 5th world countries use it to make roofs on their huts.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 04, 2026 10:53 PM (snZF9)

189 X needs a better way of minifying links. I hate having to run those things through tinyurl or whatever.
youtube has that youtu.be/ method which avoids the Wrath Of Dildo.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 10:53 PM (gKWVE)

190 I confused the spark plug with the rectal thermometer. Am I in trouble?

Posted by: Digg James at June 04, 2026 10:53 PM (/Fubl)

191 I suspect that the most popular way is to post an unshortened link to an X post using a desktop browser. It will look fine to you but blow the margins for a mobile device user.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 04, 2026 10:51 PM (vTZFs)
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Go to tinyurl.com to convert long links to ones that will not blow the margins.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:53 PM (RIvkX)

192 Oh man I remember that one. I hope Ernie got paid well.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 10:43 PM (3uBP9)

I can't help but think Erenst Borgnine was just a really happy, fun guy. WWII veteran, did a ton of goofy shows. I would have loved to meet him. Reminds me of my Grandpa.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:53 PM (0aYVJ)

193 Went to take some trash out to the outside bin and locked myself out of the house. Still don't know exactly how since the lock on the slip latch should rotate to the unlocked position when you turn the knob. I have tried at least a dozen times to recreate it and couldn't.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 04, 2026 10:48 PM

Sounds like gremlins to me.

We almost certainly have a pair in our 108-year-old house. Little bastards get me or Bride of PI at least a couple of times a year.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2026 10:53 PM (HlyYF)

194 185 California people had better not ruin Montana.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:49 PM (WONhk)

I can't. I have plans to ruin Colorado.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:51 PM (RIvkX)

If those assholes can ruin Anchorage, they can ruin anything.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 10:53 PM (vIovI)

195
Went to take some trash out to the outside bin and locked myself out of the house. Still don't know exactly how since the lock on the slip latch should rotate to the unlocked position when you turn the knob. I have tried at least a dozen times to recreate it and couldn't.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 04, 2026 10:48 PM (vTZFs)

I keep a door key hidden in the potting shed out back. Because this happens about once a week to me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2026 10:54 PM (3mtTi)

196 178 When I was a kid they used kale to hide the ice in a salad bar.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:50 PM (RIvkX)

Over a decade ago one of our sons put kale and some other stuff in a juicer and gave me a little.

It made my throat scratchy and I decided I am allergic and also never missed it in my life. I think it has little hairs on the leaves.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:54 PM (WONhk)

197 Gassing is not required at this point.

Voldemort and Dr. Evil, Pegasus/Charlie's terms for the now fired co-owners, are now gone.

Ammon McJErkoff, CEO, is still speedrunning the destruction of his company.

And Reckless Ben has what is supposed to be a high-power civil rights attorney taking up his case. First act is to get the June 22d court date in Provo UT moved to Federal due to the First Amendment issues of the injunction that sought to force Ben to delete his videos and to gag him from making any more videos.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:55 PM (2GVsD)

198 The news of Piper stunned me so much I had to take a few hours to calm myself down with a little Crown Royal. As I sat there drinking and remembering the one time in my nine years of being here on the AOS, she talked to me. I will never forget that moment. She told me "READ THE CONTENT YOU FREAKING ASSHOLE BEFORE YOU POST" I will never forget that moment.

Posted by: Case at June 04, 2026 10:55 PM (4Pn+V)

199 I also like bison burgers and the Tetons.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:49 PM

I am 100% certain that all of the Morons in the comments section "also like the Tetons".

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2026 10:56 PM (HlyYF)

200 I'm just blown away at the fact that these jaggoffs thought they could steal a multi-thousand dollar lego collection and get away with it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2026 10:56 PM (XV/Pl)

201 I can't help but think Erenst Borgnine was just a really happy, fun guy. WWII veteran, did a ton of goofy shows. I would have loved to meet him. Reminds me of my Grandpa.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:53 PM (0aYVJ)

He was fabulous in Red.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 10:56 PM (vIovI)

202 I confused the spark plug with the rectal thermometer. Am I in trouble?
Posted by: Digg James
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If the lawnmower is making eye contact - then yes, you're in trouble.

Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 10:57 PM (41CYW)

203 And this all started over some Star Wars Lego sets.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:26 PM

What is this about?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 04, 2026 10:57 PM (fE6HJ)

204 I don't even know how to blow the margins.
-----
Well with the new restrictions it's harder than it used to be.

I suspect that the most popular way is to post an unshortened link to an X post using a desktop browser. It will look fine to you but blow the margins for a mobile device user.
Posted by: Oddbob

It used to be so many characters of unbroken text. I want to say 26.

https://www. is 12 characters and you haven't even gotten to the address yet.

And news sites are terrible about running long strings of unbroken text.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:57 PM (lwhHh)

205 Thomas Bender

By their recorded conversation of saying 'well you could sue us but we will drag it out so long it will cost more than the Legos.'

It seems they have done this before.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:58 PM (2GVsD)

206 "Battered Men's Shelter"

Personally, sometimes I kinda like being scattered, smothered and covered

Posted by: Miklos, Waffle House parking valet at June 04, 2026 10:58 PM (6VErX)

207 >>> X needs a better way of minifying links. I hate having to run those things through tinyurl or whatever.
youtube has that youtu.be/ method which avoids the Wrath Of Dildo.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 10:53 PM (gKWVE)

The thing is I think they already do at least for external links. Using their “t.co” shorter. So why don’t they just use that for sharing or one of the sharing options? It’s their own system!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 10:58 PM (3uBP9)

208 The news of Piper stunned me so much I had to take a few hours to calm myself down with a little Crown Royal. As I sat there drinking and remembering the one time in my nine years of being here on the AOS, she talked to me. I will never forget that moment. She told me "READ THE CONTENT YOU FREAKING ASSHOLE BEFORE YOU POST" I will never forget that moment.
Posted by: Case

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:58 PM (lwhHh)

209 I hope you checked the blinker fluid too.

Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 10:58 PM (oq9dX)

210
Now 3-3 with 1:21 left.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 10:58 PM (O0L8i)

211 195
Went to take some trash out to the outside bin and locked myself out of the house. Still don't know exactly how since the lock on the slip latch should rotate to the unlocked position when you turn the knob. I have tried at least a dozen times to recreate it and couldn't.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 04, 2026 10:48 PM (vTZFs)
**************
When we first moved to FL and in a rental house, my 2yr old son got really bad diarrhea and I had a newborn baby. Husband at his new job and why we moved. No phone or pediatrician. So I left the baby asleep in a safe playpen and went next door to strangers (old couple who collected those weird German beer steins of men's heads). Locked the door. They let me use the phone and the toddler did not harf in their house.

Meanwhile, I'd locked myself out of the house as I forgot the key due to the toddler's diarrhea.

We could see the baby from a window asleep and I started feeling hormonal and freaked out. The neighbor man took the door off the hinges, which sort of told me that was not safe, but I was inside and my husband came home to the chaos.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 11:00 PM (WONhk)

212 You made NAPALM?"

"Accidentally."

I have... never lived that down. But I don't pour gasoline into non-rated plastics anymore.
Posted by: Dale at June 04, 2026 10:12 PM (f45WX)
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At least it wasn't your nick, because then you'd have spent hours of your life explaining why your friends called you "Napalm".

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 11:00 PM (rj6Yv)

213 I am stubbornly refusing to call buffalo "bison." I know, it's a losing battle. But I stand firm on this. *points at lawn*

Bison Bill
Bison NY
Bison WY
Bison Trace Bourbon

Just naw...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 11:00 PM (0aYVJ)

214 And news sites are terrible about running long strings of unbroken text.
Posted by: rickb223

And unbroken strings of bullshit

Posted by: late Nite Copy Editor at June 04, 2026 11:00 PM (6VErX)

215 I'm just blown away at the fact that these jaggoffs thought they could steal a multi-thousand dollar lego collection and get away with it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2026 10:56 PM (XV/Pl)

I'm blown away by the fact that some people sink multiple thousands of dollars into...legos?

At least I can drive my Studebakers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 11:00 PM (1z8ji)

216
I'm just blown away at the fact that these jaggoffs thought they could steal a multi-thousand dollar lego collection and get away with it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2026 10:56 PM (XV/Pl)

___________

May have gone to the Steve Jobs School of Management.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 11:00 PM (O0L8i)

217 The news of Piper stunned me so much I had to take a few hours to calm myself down with a little Crown Royal. As I sat there drinking and remembering the one time in my nine years of being here on the AOS, she talked to me. I will never forget that moment. She told me "READ THE CONTENT YOU FREAKING ASSHOLE BEFORE YOU POST" I will never forget that moment.
Posted by: Case at June 04, 2026 10:55 PM (4Pn+V)
=====

You're good enough, you're smart enough, and goshdarnit,.... ah forget it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 11:00 PM (RIvkX)

218 Sounds like justice would be served if all parties were rounded up and gassed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 10:49 PM

Make them walk barefoot on brand new Lego blocks for 8 hours. None of them are allowed to have calluses on their feet at the beginning.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 10:52 PM

Not even Godzilla is tough enough to survive THAT punishment.

https://tinyurl.com/yyrdnhdt

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2026 11:00 PM (HlyYF)

219 Naked, stoned and stabbed men's shelter is more like it.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 04, 2026 11:00 PM (YlWIZ)

220 At least it wasn't your nick, because then you'd have spent hours of your life explaining why your friends called you "Napalm".
Posted by: mrp

Better than Hairypalm

Posted by: late Nite commentator at June 04, 2026 11:01 PM (6VErX)

221 AoP

There is a Mercedes Lego set at Wal-Mart that costs over $200.

You may stroke out now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 11:01 PM (2GVsD)

222 198 The news of Piper stunned me so much I had to take a few hours to calm myself down with a little Crown Royal. As I sat there drinking and remembering the one time in my nine years of being here on the AOS, she talked to me. I will never forget that moment. She told me "READ THE CONTENT YOU FREAKING ASSHOLE BEFORE YOU POST" I will never forget that moment.
Posted by: Case at June 04, 2026 10:55 PM (4Pn+V)

Absolutely no one will buy this story. 😂

Good night for real! This haunting is exhausting work.

Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 11:02 PM (Dd38x)

223 I can't help but think Erenst Borgnine was just a really happy, fun guy. WWII veteran, did a ton of goofy shows. I would have loved to meet him. Reminds me of my Grandpa.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

His voicing Mermaid Man was epic. I wonder if there was any intentional poking fun at Ethel Merman there.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 11:02 PM (CIjhx)

224 It’s not a tumor!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

It's spelled "Toomah".

Posted by: Ahnold at June 04, 2026 11:02 PM (oq9dX)

225 Why poor piper? I missed something.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2026 11:03 PM (3mtTi)

226 I am 100% certain that all of the Morons in the comments section "also like the Tetons".
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2026 10:56 PM (HlyYF)

Is this an insult? If so I have some rampage still left in me from this morning and will take you out.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 11:03 PM (WONhk)

227 @215

>>At least I can drive my Studebakers.

One of the great pleasures was spending many a day at the Studebaker museum in South Bend.

Some of the automobiles are literal works of art.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2026 11:04 PM (XV/Pl)

228 Battered? All this time I've been eating them raw.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 04, 2026 11:04 PM (0e5Te)

229 I can't help but think Erenst Borgnine was just a really happy, fun guy. WWII veteran, did a ton of goofy shows. I would have loved to meet him. Reminds me of my Grandpa.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:53 PM (0aYVJ)

I liked him as a Centurion in Jesus of Nazareth, who asks for healing for his servant.

In later years, he was wonderful in an episode of JAG. He played a former UDT who got revenge on a drug dealer who killed his grandson, while convincing two JAG lawyers he had dementia. IIRC, he told his friends he had a line on a PT boat.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 11:04 PM (qx7Zg)

230 225 Why poor piper? I missed something.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2026 11:03 PM (3mtTi)

She's fine, darlin'

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 11:04 PM (WONhk)

231 Pier lost a battle with Autocorrect and joined the Choir Triumphant.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 11:05 PM (2GVsD)

232 eerrr Piper

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 11:06 PM (2GVsD)

233 228 Battered? All this time I've been eating them raw.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 04, 2026 11:04 PM (0e5Te)

Honey, your lesbian maw has never eaten a man in your ugly, horrid little life.

Murder? Sure.

But you never ate one.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 11:06 PM (vIovI)

234 Pier lost a battle with Autocorrect and joined the Choir Triumphant.
Posted by: Anna Puma

She's pining for the fjords?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 11:06 PM (CIjhx)

235 Why poor piper? I missed something.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2026 11:03 PM (3mtTi)

A typo, like when Fenelon killed buzzion.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 11:06 PM (0aYVJ)

236 AoP

There is a Mercedes Lego set at Wal-Mart that costs over $200.

You may stroke out now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 11:01 PM (2GVsD)

I always thought Lego was a crappy toy. Cheap plastic shit. Erector and Meccano were the shiznit. Real metal, real nuts and bolts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 11:07 PM (1z8ji)

237 And now some neu noir

Spider Noir starring Nick Cage.

https://youtu.be/JLwjFYG_KyQ

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 11:07 PM (2GVsD)

238
A man with driveable Studebaker

Has found the way

Drive, Grasshopper, drive

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at June 04, 2026 11:08 PM (6VErX)

239 Borgnine wrote a funny, interesting autobiography that you can read in an hour and 45 minutes or so.

I didn't know that his native language was Italian before I read it.

Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 11:08 PM (RCjYY)

240 Battered Men's Shelter is a restaurant for the Cannibalism community. It's best known for its fish battered male fingers.

I haven't seen a review from Cannibalism Bob, so I can't recommend it myself.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 11:09 PM (qx7Zg)

241 I define myself as a lurker as I rarely post, rather I live vicariously through my brother, Kreb’s, posts. He’s the talkative one in the family. In high school, as I was a year behind him, I consistently heard from teachers: “So your Kreb’s sister.” Could never live up to whatever that meant.

Posted by: Shipoopi at June 04, 2026 11:09 PM (8PA1a)

242 155 It's still the 2nd quarter! I've multiple posted this quarter! I'm practically a regular!

Posted by: ChE99 at June 04, 2026 11:09 PM (qK3m0)

243
There is a Mercedes Lego set at Wal-Mart that costs over $200.

You may stroke out now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 11:01 PM (2GVsD)

Wait until people figure out they can 3D print their own custom Legos

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin, MBA at June 04, 2026 11:10 PM (6VErX)

244 >>> Personally, sometimes I kinda like being scattered, smothered and covered

Posted by: Miklos, Waffle House parking valet at June 04, 2026 10:58 PM (6VErX)

Hey I got an idea if you don’t mind asking management for me. Ok here it is, the Rolling Stones special, shattered, in tatters, shadoobie.

Basically hash browns, but with more shadoobie.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 11:10 PM (3uBP9)

245 Make them walk barefoot on brand new Lego blocks for 8 hours. None of them are allowed to have calluses on their feet at the beginning.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 10:52 PM

Not even Godzilla is tough enough to survive THAT punishment.

https://tinyurl.com/yyrdnhdt
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2026 11:00 PM (HlyYF)

That's why I suggested it. If they're nice, they get to leave the room for potty breaks.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 11:10 PM (qx7Zg)

246 Oh, for all of our Morons that learned their house maintenance while watching Tool Time, how many yards of electrical black tape is necessary to ensafeafy a junction of two old lamp cords used as conductors to power a wall switch while inside a wall NOT enclosed in a work box? Baseball sized amount? Softball?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 11:11 PM (CIjhx)

247 Themisticles > Cleisthenes

FIGHT ME

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 04, 2026 11:11 PM (u/oMr)

248 216
I'm just blown away at the fact that these jaggoffs thought they could steal a multi-thousand dollar lego collection and get away with it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2026 10:56 PM (XV/Pl)

*********************************
I wish I had known they were worth so much because the atheist nephew-in-law had them in his coffin at the weird atheist funeral last fall.

I don't think they got cremated with him. But I did learn that there are rent-a-coffins for cremations, which grossed me out further.

I will be cremated someday and no one is going to put me in a rental coffin for observation.

A tasteful urn in a drawer to share the drawer with my husband's urn is the plan. I hope not soon, however, considering the past six weeks I need to be on guard.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 11:11 PM (WONhk)

249 231 Pier lost a battle with Autocorrect and joined the Choir Triumphant.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 11:05 PM (2GVsD)

May she rest in peas.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2026 11:11 PM (2WIwB)

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