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Oh No! Scott Pelley May Lead Parade of Communists Out the Doors of CBS to Start a New Communist "News" Organization

They're going to form a Super Socialist Substack, Dylan Byers warns us.

Newsmax:


The firing of "60 Minutes" correspondent Scott Pelley could be just the tip of the iceberg at the venerable news magazine.

...

Dylan Byers, a media reporter at Puck, a digital news company, warned more departures could be coming during an appearance on MS NOW.

Along with Pelley, correspondents Sharyn Alfonsi and Cecilia Vega were recently fired and correspondent Anderson Cooper departed.

"No one has left the building at '60 Minutes' without some version of what Scott did, some sort of criticism toward the new management, and indeed the new ownership about the direction of the show," Byers said.

"It is very difficult to see how this new leadership is able to usher '60 Minutes' as it has existed in the past into the future," Byers added. "We only have three remaining correspondents there. I know that they currently are deliberating over what they are going to do.

"It's very possible that we're going to arrive at a moment here in a matter of weeks, if not days, where there is no existing talent left at '60 Minutes' and they are going to have to build this back up from scratch."

Meanwhile, three other leftwing propagandists in danger of being fired -- Leslie "we won't bother to verify the Hunter Biden Laptop, that's your job" Stahl, Bill Whitaker (who "interviewed" Kamala Harris in that sliced-and-diced advertisement that got CBS sued) and Jon Wertheim -- say that they're going to stay at 60 Minutes and not quit in solidarity because they're seriously overpaid and could not get work anywhere else.

Oh that's the real reason, not the admitted one. The fake reason they give is that they have to stay and fight the corrupt "leadership" from the inside.

Note that they wrote an initial draft announcing they were staying on, which attacked the "leadership" without naming names. That's because Weiss and Bilton have reaffirmed the basic rule that direct insubordination is, was, and always will be a fireable offense.

So they took the coward's way out and grumbled about unnamed parties in "leadership."

But they were even more cowardly than that, because they tore up that "initial" draft and just... leaked it to political ally Dylan Byers.


Dylan Byers
@DylanByers

NEW: The initial draft of the Stahl-Whitaker-Wertheim letter read like a full-throated rejection of CBS leadership, accusing their "overlords" of using "chilling" and "callous" tactics--all of it omitted from final memo. It also did not include any language about Nick Bilton...

Such heroes!

"60 Minutes" correspondents Lesley Stahl, Bill Whitaker and Jon Wertheim said Friday that they planned to stay on at the newsmagazine, capping days of turmoil for the show.

"We have had a hard time deciding whether to stay," the three wrote in a memo to their colleagues at the program, before adding: "We don't want to see '60 Minutes' die."

60 Minutes would die without them, you guys.

The graveyards are filled with indispensable men. There's room for three or four more.



They wrote that they were still "deeply upset by the firings" of executive producer Tanya Simon and high-ranking producer Draggan Mihailovich, whom they called "strong leaders who everyone respected." Their colleague Scott Pelley was fired earlier this week after he challenged the newsmagazine's new executive producer over the recent firings.

The longtime correspondents said that "as far as we can tell," those leaders were fired because "they fought for our '60 Minutes' values and stood up to protect our independence and integrity."

"Newsrooms are not supposed to be run like dictatorships," they added in the memo, obtained by NBC News. "Collaboration and argument are the way we have always worked at 60."

Fuck you.

Weiss and Bilton should fire them for leaking the insubordinate initial draft, and for accusing them of running 60 Minutes like "a dictatorship" in the cowardly re-write they did wind up publishing.

Below: Pelley had on moms opposed to pornographic books in children's school libraries. The women read from the books and quoted the words "dildo" and "vagina" and "rape."

CBS muted the words so that no one could hear what was actually in the books.

This sissy idiot is bragging that "my team" -- my little clique of communist Mean Girls -- drove Bari Weiss out of the New York Times... and set her on the path to becoming a self-made media mogul and editor in chief of all of CBS "News."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:32 PM




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1 oneth

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 04:32 PM (5rh/l)

2 Fantastic idea. 2 thumbs up.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:32 PM (Dd38x)

3 I nooded

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 04:33 PM (5rh/l)

4 Is "Pravda" still available?

/Progda FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:33 PM (+mTA5)

5 Substack gonna be poppin' with new great commentary!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:33 PM (KbEzc)

6 The average CBS viewer will be devastated by this news, as soon as they've had their afternoon pudding cup and nap.

Posted by: brak at June 05, 2026 04:35 PM (sCxmP)

7 4 Is "Pravda" still available?

/Progda FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:33 PM (+mTA5)

Hah, was just thinking that.

Posted by: Jim Morrison at June 05, 2026 04:35 PM (l3cgK)

8 Buh-bye!

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 04:35 PM (Av6i5)

9 Oh No! Scott Pelley May Lead Parade of Communists Out the Doors of CBS to Start a New Communist "News" Organization


Good for them!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (0N4FZ)

10 Maybe they can go to China or Russia to do the "news"..

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (FtULh)

11 The Chicago Bears just APPROVED a massive plan to flee the blue city of Chicago, and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (ydfK0)

12 And who's going to tune into this totally innovative news program? The wives/husbands and significant others of the people leaving?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (ZeH0U)

13 11 The Chicago Bears just APPROVED a massive plan to flee the blue city of Chicago, and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (ydfK0)

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He should send the gangs after the Bears.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (KbEzc)

14 Substack is the Valhalla of disgraced "journalists."

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (1wjle)

15 There's flounce, and then there's hyper-flounce.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (Av6i5)

16 14 Substack is the Valhalla of disgraced "journalists."

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (1wjle)

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The Fury Road to this Valhalla is much less exciting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (KbEzc)

17 Bolsheviks News Network

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (Ia/+0)

18 They should hire Attkisson and Herridge. That would really set the remainders off.

Posted by: beckster at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (kX27y)

19 7 4 Is "Pravda" still available?

/Progda FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:33 PM (+mTA5)

Hah, was just thinking that.
Posted by: Jim Morrison at June 05, 2026 04:35 PM (l3cgK)

"Izvestia" would also work, but doesn't have the sam familiarity as a Soviet News/Propaganda arm.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (qx7Zg)

20 Meanwhile, three other leftwing propagandists in danger of being fired -- Leslie "we won't bother to verify the Hunter Biden Laptop, that's your job" Stahl, Bill Whitaker (who "interviewed" Kamala Harris in that sliced-and-diced advertisement that got CBS sued) and Jon Wertheim -- say that they're going to stay at 60 Minutes and not quit in solidarity because they're seriously overpaid and could not get work anywhere else.

Oh that's the real reason, not the admitted one. The fake reason they give is that they have to stay and fight the corrupt "leadership" from the inside.


They could stay, but donate 100% of their bloated salaries to fighting "the man". Nahhhhhhhh.

Posted by: Scott Pelley, MoH recipient at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (Riz8t)

21 I had no idea who Scott Pelley was until this event.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (Dd38x)

22 Meanwhile, three other leftwing propagandists in danger of being fired -- Leslie "we won't bother to verify the Hunter Biden Laptop, that's your job" Stahl, Bill Whitaker (who "interviewed" Kamala Harris in that sliced-and-diced advertisement that got CBS sued) and Jon Wertheim -- say that they're going to stay at 60 Minutes and not quit in solidarity because they're seriously overpaid and could not get work anywhere else.

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So, they can be bought.

I hope Weiss gets them to do stories about how Democrat politicians framed Trump as a Russian asset that they have to do in a way that meets Weiss' editorial standards.

For the lulz.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:38 PM (KbEzc)

23 21 I had no idea who Scott Pelley was until this event.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (Dd38x)

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I still don't.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (KbEzc)

24 That's because Weiss and Bilton have reaffirmed the basic rule that direct insubordination is, was, and always will be a fireable offense.

--------------

Thank Goodness this is not policy at AoSHQ; I can't imagine how the COBs would survive without their generous salaries and benefits.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (+mTA5)

25 11 The Chicago Bears just APPROVED a massive plan to flee the blue city of Chicago, and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (ydfK0

Why? His Gov did a press conference and all but said let them go, we don’t care.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (Dd38x)

26 What's with all these dildo field testers with the name "Hunter"? All I see them hunting for are hard drugs and dick.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (gjKW7)

27 60 Minutes is an utterly irrelavant, absolute joke of a non-show. No one cares, and no one has cared for at least 30 years abut some lame 60 Minutes episode.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (Av6i5)

28 >> I had no idea who Scott Pelley was until this event.


Same.

He looks like the kind of guy who keeps his Tiny Shoe Collection in his Crawlspace.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (P0D9r)

29 Substack is the Valhalla of disgraced "journalists."

I wouldn't even call them "disgraced", so much as exposed for the nonentities they are. Lesley Stahl never had any skill other than big sweater puppies and a pretty face. She's a bit long in the tooth for that now (84). Hell, she's positively Jurassic.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (Riz8t)

30 The graveyards are filled with indispensable men.

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And 1000 times as many Democrat voters!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:40 PM (+mTA5)

31 27 60 Minutes is an utterly irrelavant, absolute joke of a non-show. No one cares, and no one has cared for at least 30 years abut some lame 60 Minutes episode.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (Av6i5)

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I think if 1/3 of broadcast news goes moderate instead of arch-leftist, it could end up having larger electoral effects than Musk buying Twitter.

4-7 million braindead, and high propensity voter, LIVs suddenly getting the skinny that Democrats aren't always right?

Plus the sharing of clips online?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (KbEzc)

32 You just know that Scott Pelley stands in front of a mirror and practices clenching his jaw and looking condemnatory.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (Riz8t)

33 Put your money where your mouth is and go for it.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (5P5DO)

34 If Scott Pelley starts a news organization that has hookers and blackjack, I'm in!

Posted by: Bender "Bending" Rodriguez at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (gnNyN)

35 Willow'd again.

283 78 A defense atty on FOX said the protesters aren't helping Karmelo & could be hurting him.
Posted by: mnw

The angry mob nullification tactic worked against Chauvin.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 03:51 PM (lf2F9)


They also strong-armed the medical examiner, IIRC. There was a lot more going on, but let's set that aside.

Chauvin was convicted, and voting "not guilty" is emotionally different than voting "guilty", so emotional manipulation tactics do not work the same in both directions.

I'm with the defense attorney; the angry, pro-crime protestors are likely to help Karmelo get convicted. Just like Chauvin.
Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (Sy6m/)

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (Sy6m/)

36 From last thread...on new car "safety" features..next year they will come with sensors that will monitor if you are "paying attention" while driving. If the computer deems you arent it will shut the car down. And all of the data will be saved..most likely to be downloaded to insurance company lawyers to deny claims with. Or governments to ticket you for revenue with.

Posted by: Azjaeger at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (Gsi9P)

37 But we need 60 Mins as it was running with Pelley, what if Ford builds another Pinto ....... oh the humanity!

Posted by: Steven J at June 05, 2026 04:42 PM (hyQrc)

38 Bragging that you initiated a chain of events that made your enemy 1000x more successful is a very, very funny thing to do

------------

This is about Barack Obama and Donald Trump, amirite?

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:42 PM (+mTA5)

39 The "Acosta and Tater Show" has a nice ring.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 04:42 PM (0sNs1)

40 This sissy idiot is bragging that "my team" -- my little clique of communist Mean Girls -- drove Bari Weiss out of the New York Times... and set her on the path to becoming a self-made media mogul and editor in chief of all of CBS "News."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:32 PM

The left doesn't understand multi-order consequences, so they are completely unable to connect their actions to Weiss's current position.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 05, 2026 04:42 PM (XHO5P)

41 34 If Scott Pelley starts a news organization that has hookers and blackjack, I'm in!
Posted by: Bender "Bending" Rodriguez

It'll all be whores like Stahl.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 04:42 PM (gjKW7)

42 All the pompous on-screen asses and their show producers in the infotainment business forgot or never learned that the First Amendment does not say your employer shall not abridge freedom of speech, or of the press.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 04:43 PM (5rh/l)

43 40 The left doesn't understand multi-order consequences, so they are completely unable to connect their actions to Weiss's current position.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 05, 2026 04:42 PM (XHO5P)

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"I voted for the good guys and my life got worse when they won. This is probably Trump's fault."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:43 PM (KbEzc)

44 New Communist "News" Organization

… but we already have the feminist channel .. MS NOW

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 04:44 PM (PlyG6)

45 The problem is there's only so much left-wing audience to go around. As it is MS Now only has about 1.7 million viewers and CNN has their trapped and incarcerated lot of 700,000 or so.

Not to mention the news networks. All the OTHER lefty sources out there. Why should anyone watch them?

It's like all the black shows that showed up on tv after Saint Floyd checked out. That was a lot of pandering to a very small number of people.

Even DisneyChannel went all BET and those shows lasted a season and were gone.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 04:44 PM (Sco7b)

46
Substack gonna be poppin' with new great commentary!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

============

Kennedy School of Government nabs another superstar.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:44 PM (n7rxJ)

47 I had no idea who Scott Pelley was until this event.
----

I did unfortunately. My better half watches 60 minutes every Sunday. I know when Pelley had a story, it was going to be a hit piece against Trump or R's in general.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2026 04:44 PM (G0vdT)

48 "Collaboration and argument are the way we have always worked at 60."

Bwahahahaha. A collaboration of communists is not exactly objective.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05, 2026 04:44 PM (n5tGW)

49 Or read them....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 04:45 PM (Sco7b)

50 >>>60 Minutes is an utterly irrelavant, absolute joke of a non-show

it has all the social relevance and vitality of a No Kings rally

Posted by: brak at June 05, 2026 04:45 PM (sCxmP)

51 Will the Pelley Parade be marching out singing The Internationale?.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Gqar8)

52 I mentioned this headline to a cow worker.

She said
, “freedom of the press is dead.”

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (W2Pud)

53 I am hungry. I need a snack.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Dd38x)

54 Newsrooms are not supposed to be run like dictatorships," they added in the memo, obtained by NBC News. "Collaboration and argument are the way we have always worked at 60."

Fuck you.

Agreed

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (FxH7T)

55 I hope Pelley and his cohorts spend every last dime they have on this "news organization" and it fails so spectacularly that they're all forced to suck dicks for beer money.

Not because they want to. Which is what they're doing now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (jehhT)

56 "as it has existed in the past"

Was going to comment on the good old days before 60 minutes was garbage, but no, all 5 decades I can remember have been garbage.

Interweb says the show started in 68. Anyone remember if the first 7 years were not garbage?

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 05, 2026 04:47 PM (0hu/3)

57 52 I mentioned this headline to a cow worker.

She said
, “freedom of the press is dead.”
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (W2Pud)

Hope she’s not alllowed to dispense Meds.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:47 PM (Gqar8)

58 You just know that Scott Pelley stands in front of a mirror and practices clenching his jaw and looking condemnatory while masturbating.
Posted by: Archimedes
......

minor addendum

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 04:47 PM (UjdFS)

59 It occurred to me when this business with Pelley began that I had no idea who anchored any of the network news shows, including CNN and MSNBC, and hadn't for at least 20 years. I only know Brett Baier because by wife still watches Fox News. I quit watching it after election night 2020.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)

60 and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED
Posted by: SMOD

At first, I read that as stunted

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 05, 2026 04:47 PM (FxH7T)

61 I probably shouldn't enjoy watching the suffering at the propaganda ministries but gosh darnit I just can't help it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 04:47 PM (JQmtK)

62 "Collaboration and argument are the way we have always worked at 60."

ain't that what done in bari weiss at the ny times?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (CWTWj)

63 ...and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (ydfK0)

He was born stunned.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (1z8ji)

64 The jokes on them. Their new venture won't have half the reach of Joe Rogan by himself.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (dtajH)

65 I am hungry. I need a snack.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Dd38x)

Being a ghost is hard work, isn't it?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (qx7Zg)

66 If Scott Pelley starts a news organization that has hookers and blackjack, I'm in!

Posted by: Bender "Bending" Rodriguez at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (gnNyN)

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He could hire Hunter Biden and throw in some DeLoreans and Blow.

Call it "Gone in 60 Seconds ..."

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (+mTA5)

67 When America becomes split up, will normies be in the middle surrounded by islamocommies? Where is our Martel and our Sobieski?

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 04:49 PM (LHPAg)

68 I'm sorry, Super Socialist Substack doesn't work for me. All my Nazi tattoos are for the SS....NOT SSS.

Is there anyway we could remove the "Super" and replace it with WHINY SOCIALIST SUBSTACK....or W-SS for Waffen SS? Permanent ink is tough to remove.
Thank you in advance,
Sincerely,
Graham Platner

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 04:49 PM (dIske)

69 51 Will the Pelley Parade be marching out singing The Internationale?.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Gqar

No, La Marseillaise.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 04:49 PM (5rh/l)

70 65 I am hungry. I need a snack.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Dd38x)

Being a ghost is hard work, isn't it?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (qx7Zg)

A nice, refreshing Kalesicle would hit the spot.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:49 PM (Gqar8)

71 51 Will the Pelley Parade be marching out singing The Internationale?.

No, they prefer to sing the other French revolutionary song, The Mayonnaise.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 04:49 PM (Riz8t)

72
Blue on Blue, heartache to heartache...

The old left is under attack from the commies, Popcorn for dinner tonight.

Posted by: Auspex at June 05, 2026 04:49 PM (Y8DZL)

73 A parade of communists? I thought more than one communist peasant was "a gulag of communists"

A mass grave of communists?

An abortion of communists

Posted by: save the wails at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (jrgJz)

74 Our State Dept sent a nastygram to Starmer over the Nowak killing. JD also weighed in, and Starmer wasn't happy.

I predict that State will soon issue a travel advisory warning for Britain.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (dtajH)

75 I am hungry. I need a snack.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Dd38x)

Being a ghost is hard work, isn't it?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (qx7Zg)

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Tumor cancer cells exhibit a voracious appetite for nutrients, particularly glucose and fructose, a metabolic trait known as the Warburg effect that allows them to fuel rapid division and growth.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (+mTA5)

76
"I voted for the good guys and my life got worse when they won. This is probably Trump's fault."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

================

I was musing t'other day on lefties' response to MAGA that "America was never great to begin with." What, not great during Obama's two terms? And say, why couldn't that great man secure a Democrat successor -- one he'd had in his administration no less -- much less a permanent Democrat majority? How is it that he failed to persuade a nation to follow him?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (n7rxJ)

77 The Indiana Bears . Doesn't sound right

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (JQmtK)

78 “freedom of the press is dead.”

translation: you won't get make stuff up and slant the news to fit your personal biases. i wonder how the big three news people are reporting the splc indictment

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (CWTWj)

79 "We only have three remaining correspondents there. I know that they currently are deliberating over what they are going to do.

===

You guys need some ideas ??

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 04:51 PM (GD0B3)

80 21 I had no idea who Scott Pelley was until this event.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (Dd38x)


THANK YOU

Not just me, then. Also, congratulations on your rapid recovery from your nearly fatal typo!

"O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?"

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 04:51 PM (Sy6m/)

81 .
Dennis Miller and Colin Quinn to anchor, "60 minutes."
.
You heard it here first ... because I made it up ... just like all of the, "60 Minutes," stories for the last four decades.

Posted by: Marooned at June 05, 2026 04:51 PM (kt8QE)

82 A parade of communists? I thought more than one communist peasant was "a gulag of communists"

A mass grave of communists?

An abortion of communists

Posted by: save the wails at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (jrgJz)

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A Murder of Communists.

/Crows hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:51 PM (+mTA5)

83 74 Our State Dept sent a nastygram to Starmer over the Nowak killing. JD also weighed in, and Starmer wasn't happy.

I predict that State will soon issue a travel advisory warning for Britain.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (dtajH)

Might not be a bad idea, actually.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:51 PM (Gqar8)

84
No, they prefer to sing the other French revolutionary song, The Mayonnaise.
Posted by: Archimedes

=============

Hah!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:51 PM (n7rxJ)

85 74 Our State Dept sent a nastygram to Starmer over the Nowak killing. JD also weighed in, and Starmer wasn't happy.

I predict that State will soon issue a travel advisory warning for Britain.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (dtajH)
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Starmer's also on the warpath against Musk.

Posted by: beckster at June 05, 2026 04:52 PM (kX27y)

86 61 I probably shouldn't enjoy watching the suffering at the propaganda ministries but gosh darnit I just can't help it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 04:47 PM (JQmtK

I celebrate with chocolate like a Palestinian on 9-11 that they refused to air whenever these bastards die, so you're probably good.

I'm hangry too.

KFC .... meal for 2.... $12.99 Canadian...hmmmm.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 04:52 PM (Sco7b)

87 67 When America becomes split up, will normies be in the middle surrounded by islamocommies? Where is our Martel and our Sobieski?
|
i dont know about Martel, but Sobieski is sold in 32,64 oz and also the 1.75 Handle.

Posted by: paxmerican at June 05, 2026 04:52 PM (ADssA)

88
I had no idea who Scott Pelley was until this event.
Posted by: Piper

============

Same! Same for a couple of these other departing superstars.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:52 PM (n7rxJ)

89 Starmer's also on the warpath against Musk.

Oh no! I'm so scared! It's the British fop!

Posted by: Elon channeling Smithers at June 05, 2026 04:53 PM (Riz8t)

90
Mayor Johnson is incapable of reading at a 6th grade level.

I am sorry for an in-law with sweet season tickets at Soldier Field.

Posted by: Auspex at June 05, 2026 04:53 PM (Y8DZL)

91 Don't be stealing our schtick, Pelley.

Posted by: MS NOW at June 05, 2026 04:53 PM (UjdFS)

92 Just to be clear:

— Within the overall information-scape "television" is an irrelevant, antiquated format. The vast majority of people these days get their information from "the Internet" in its various aspects, not from television.

— Within the irrelevant subset of "television," broadcast network television is the most irrelevant format.

— Within the irrelevant sub-subset of broadcast network television, CBS is a ludicrous dinosaur network, with a tiny dwindling audience of super-seniors.

— Within the irrelevant sub-sub-subset of CBS, 60 Minutes is the most irrelevant show of all, still coasting after 40+ years on the undeserved credibility the show baselessly accrued in the '70s and '80s with some juvenile hit pieces that in retrospect were just garbage propaganda.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 04:53 PM (Av6i5)

93 I had absolutely no clue who Pelly was until this particular event happened.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 05, 2026 04:54 PM (g8Ew8)

94 The Indiana Bears . Doesn't sound right

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (JQmtK)

------------

The Indiana Gears?

/[h/t to one of my favorite films -- "Breaking Away" -- set in Bloomington, IN]

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:54 PM (+mTA5)

95 > Scott Pelley was fired ... after he challenged... the recent firings.

-----
those complaining of persons being sacked, have been sacked

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 04:54 PM (ZxPkt)

96 92 Just to be clear:

— Within the overall information-scape "television" is an irrelevant, antiquated format. The vast majority of people these days get their information from "the Internet" in its various aspects, not from television.

— Within the irrelevant subset of "television," broadcast network television is the most irrelevant format.

— Within the irrelevant sub-subset of broadcast network television, CBS is a ludicrous dinosaur network, with a tiny dwindling audience of super-seniors.

— Within the irrelevant sub-sub-subset of CBS, 60 Minutes is the most irrelevant show of all, still coasting after 40+ years on the undeserved credibility the show baselessly accrued in the '70s and '80s with some juvenile hit pieces that in retrospect were just garbage propaganda.
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 04:53 PM (Av6i5)

Excellent reductionism, zombie.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (Gqar8)

97 94 The Indiana Bears . Doesn't sound right

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (JQmtK)

Bare-backs?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (Sco7b)

98 36 From last thread...on new car "safety" features..next year they will come with sensors that will monitor if you are "paying attention" while driving. If the computer deems you arent it will shut the car down. And all of the data will be saved..most likely to be downloaded to insurance company lawyers to deny claims with. Or governments to ticket you for revenue with.
Posted by: Azjaeger at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (Gsi9P)

While still wide open for issues, the cars won’t shut down, they may not start, or they go into a low power mode. This was passed in 2021. Europe requires this, too, so some of the technology is already in cars. Much of the required technology doesn’t exist, or at least it isn’t great, so will be interesting to see what gets pushed back as a result.

By the way, your driving habits are already shared with your insurance companies, to include hard breaking, speed, acceleration, etc. through telematics.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (pZEOD)

99 I had absolutely no clue that "60 Minutes" was still on the air until this particular event happened.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (+mTA5)

100 The Gary Bears.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (Gqar8)

101 OT- The political cartoonist who is featured at "The Other McCain" site has an appropriate yet sad cartoon on the poor kid knifed in Britain by the Sikh guy:

https://tinyurl.com/35r3h8ur

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (lQ+/f)

102 I am hungry. I need a snack.
Posted by: Piper
......

I bet that freaked everybody out when you sat up in your coffin at the funeral and said that.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (UjdFS)

103
I am hungry. I need a snack.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Dd38x)



Hungry Ghosts are a Japanese thing.

Stay in your lane!!!!


Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (iJfKG)

104 I mentioned this headline to a cow worker.

She said
, “freedom of the press is dead.”
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (W2Pud)

Suggested response: "Next step is to round up all the Communists and gas them. Better hightail it to Cuba while you have the chance."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (1z8ji)

105 ACKshually, the Hammond Bears

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (ZxPkt)

106 Was the reason given for the removal of the team from Chicago the absolute mess Chicago is ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 04:57 PM (lQ+/f)

107 105 ACKshually, the Hammond Bears
Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (ZxPkt)

Nah, doesn’t have a ring to it.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:57 PM (Gqar8)

108 12 And who's going to tune into this totally innovative news program? The wives/husbands and significant others of the people leaving?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (ZeH0U)

I predict they'll have the same success as that talk-radio network that was founded as a counter to right wing talk radio - Air America was it? I think the lying liar from Minnesota was involved...Failed comedian Al something or other

Al Franken

Memory not working too good today.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 04:58 PM (QGaXH)

109 ACKshually, the Hammond Bears
Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (ZxPkt)

Nah, doesn’t have a ring to it.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:57 PM (Gqar
------------
How about the Hammond Organs?

Posted by: Ancient Salt who hangs around Execution Dock a lot at June 05, 2026 04:58 PM (amcLV)

110 Aaaand, it's time for high school graduation part 2. Made it on time. All is well.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2026 04:58 PM (QmZyo)

111 These people (and late night hosts as well) have been propped up by billionaire corporations and mistaken that for being important.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 05, 2026 04:58 PM (0MjtC)

112 The only time I ever heard of Scott Shit-Pellet was when he "moderated" (i.e. advocated for Communists and Communism) a "debate" between Trump and the shitty JV Team hologram of F. Joe Mugabe (complete with earpiece for getting answers from his coke-head "advisors").

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:58 PM (+mTA5)

113 Gah!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 05, 2026 04:58 PM (amcLV)

114 Scott, honey, you can always go into gay porn. I hear those guys make good money and you like that kinda stuff! Oh! Don't cry baby! Momma is here to take care of you! Shhh, now. Shh...every thing will be ok.

Posted by: Scott's Mom at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (z20w/)

115 These people are such little bitches.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (zZu0s)

116 The Indiana Bears . Doesn't sound right
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (JQmtK)

They'll rename themselves as the Indiana Fighting Furry Hoosiers.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (g8Ew8)

117 Any private venture by Pelley will fail. They all fail. If your program will simply parrot the Church of the Left's gospel, but charge for it, then you're screwed. That's still available for free from any number of evangelist media outlets.



Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (yFLFB)

118 70 65 I am hungry. I need a snack.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Dd38x)

Being a ghost is hard work, isn't it?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (qx7Zg)

A nice, refreshing Kalesicle would hit the spot.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:49 PM

I should not admit this, but I just downed a bottle of green juice and a handful of almonds.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (Dd38x)

119
ACKshually, the Hammond Bears

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (ZxPkt)


What?!?!

Did they change the name of the famous-

Hammond Eggs?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (iJfKG)

120 You mean they are going to start a new Communist Broadcasting System?

Posted by: Snyder at June 05, 2026 05:00 PM (z6Sq8)

121 I miss juicing....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 05:00 PM (Sco7b)

122 107 105 ACKshually, the Hammond Bears
Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (ZxPkt)

Nah, doesn’t have a ring to it.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:57 PM (Gqar


I expect the Bears franchise can call itself the Chicago Bears, the Hammond Eggs, or anything a majority of NFL owners vote to approve.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 05:00 PM (5rh/l)

123 The Indiana Bears . Doesn't sound right

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (JQmtK)

------------

The Indiana Gears?

/[h/t to one of my favorite films -- "Breaking Away" -- set in Bloomington, IN]
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:54 PM (+mTA5)

The Indiana Ironmen?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 05:00 PM (qx7Zg)

124 118

I should not admit this, but I just downed a bottle of green juice and a handful of almonds.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (Dd38x)

Now you’re just trolling us.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (Gqar8)

125 By the way, your driving habits are already shared with your insurance companies, to include hard breaking, speed, acceleration, etc. through telematics.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (pZEOD)

Not in any of my cars. Not a one of them. Even the '08 Burb has no OnStar shit in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (1z8ji)

126 In today's morning report, Sefton referred to Ketanji Brown Jackson as 'Brown-25 Jackson. He's used this term in the past, also.

For the life of me I can't figure out what the -25 refers to.

Any answers?

Be nice! LOL!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (QGaXH)

127 I caught part of a story that the DOJ had setup a sting involving the recent election. It seems whatever did happen caused some level of vote counting to stop.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (PlyG6)

128 I expect the state of IL will make massive concessions and The Bears will stay at Soldier Field, of Chicago, Illinois. Just a guess....

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:02 PM (GD0B3)

129 Aaaand, it's time for high school graduation part 2. Made it on time. All is well.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2026 04:58 PM (QmZyo)

------------

I couldn't afford a car until I was 26, so without my girlfriend's parents driving, I would have had to take my prom date out on my bicycle.

By the time my step-daughter had a prom and graduated from high school in The Bay Area in '96, all the kids were taking limousines as groups.

The wild thing was that -- owing to fears of injuries and deaths -- the high schools literally locked the kids in the gym for the entire evening, with chaperones (in which I participated).

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:02 PM (+mTA5)

130 My only surprise is that Lesley Stahl is still alive. What is she,......106 now?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 05, 2026 05:02 PM (cI94r)

131 125 By the way, your driving habits are already shared with your insurance companies, to include hard breaking, speed, acceleration, etc. through telematics.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (pZEOD)

Not in any of my cars. Not a one of them. Even the '08 Burb has no OnStar shit in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05

I think the boxes start in 2016. I have no idea why I know this, and I could very well be wrong as a result. lol.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:03 PM (Dd38x)

132 >>> By the way, your driving habits are already shared with your insurance companies, to include hard breaking, speed, acceleration, etc. through telematics.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (pZEOD)



KALE YEAH SISTER!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 05:03 PM (3uBP9)

133 44 New Communist "News" Organization

… but we already have the feminist channel .. MS NOW
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 04:44 PM (PlyG6)


I am very disappointed in myself. It took me this long to realize that if we start calling it "Pravda MS NOW," then very shortly..
..we could call it PMS NOW, for short.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 05:04 PM (Sy6m/)

134 "We only have three remaining correspondents there. I know that they currently are deliberating over what they are going to do.

==

She did know Marconi..

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:04 PM (GD0B3)

135 In today's morning report, Sefton referred to Ketanji Brown Jackson as 'Brown-25 Jackson. He's used this term in the past, also.

For the life of me I can't figure out what the -25 refers to.

Any answers?

Be nice! LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (QGaXH)



All shall be revealed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRPQSxp25z4

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 05:04 PM (iJfKG)

136 65 I am hungry. I need a snack.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Dd38x)

Being a ghost is hard work, isn't it?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (qx7Zg)

Laughing!

I think this is going to stick around for a while. I apologize for any part I had in disseminating/propagating the news I mean rumor of your untimely demise. (NOT)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 05:04 PM (QGaXH)

137 60 and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED
Posted by: SMOD

was that paste eating f*ckwit stunned because they were leaving or because he had no idea who they were and why they mattered?

Posted by: Nelly at June 05, 2026 05:04 PM (6+ehB)

138 124 118

I should not admit this, but I just downed a bottle of green juice and a handful of almonds.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (Dd38x)

Now you’re just trolling us.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (Gqar

Can you imagine how insufferable it must be to live with me on a day to day basis?

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:05 PM (Dd38x)

139 >>> KALE YEAH SISTER!
Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 05:03 PM (3uBP9)

Ok that was actually supposed to be reply to:

I should not admit this, but I just downed a bottle of green juice and a handful of almonds.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (Dd38x)

But I suck at the internet.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 05:05 PM (3uBP9)

140 136 65 I am hungry. I need a snack.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Dd38x)

May I suggest 'BRAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSSSSS'.

Posted by: Nelly at June 05, 2026 05:05 PM (6+ehB)

141 whoa, cut an paste fail! that was about Lesley Stahl

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:05 PM (GD0B3)

142 — Within the irrelevant sub-sub-subset of CBS, 60 Minutes is the most irrelevant show of all, still coasting after 40+ years on the undeserved credibility the show baselessly accrued in the '70s and '80s with some juvenile hit pieces that in retrospect were just garbage propaganda.
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 04:53 PM (Av6i5)

Excellent reductionism, zombie.

---

yes, this is an institution well past its expiration date , funded by big pharma mostly....and likely some 'NGOs'.
Nick Shirley has done more investigative jouralizms in 6 months than the whole cbs news division.

Posted by: paxmerican at June 05, 2026 05:05 PM (ADssA)

143
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 04:53 PM (Av6i5)

===============

True, sub-true, sub-sub-true, and sub-sub-sub-true.

And yet -- they seem to have outsized influence. As you note, their viewers are oh-wuld, which means they're also voters.

And the lefty bs I see on social media seems to emanate from their news desks. Anything NOT on their desks, such as the Minnesota scandals, no one outside of us has heard of.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 05:05 PM (n7rxJ)

144 In today's morning report, Sefton referred to Ketanji Brown Jackson as 'Brown-25 Jackson. He's used this term in the past, also.

For the life of me I can't figure out what the -25 refers to.

Any answers?

Be nice! LOL!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (QGaXH)]

----------

I am also curious -- and never got the reference of joke.

I call her "Affirmative Action Jackson," which I stole from somebody here years ago (maybe rickb233).

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:06 PM (+mTA5)

145 138 124 118

I should not admit this, but I just downed a bottle of green juice and a handful of almonds.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (Dd38x)

Now you’re just trolling us.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (Gqar

Can you imagine how insufferable it must be to live with me on a day to day basis?
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:05 PM (Dd38x)

Do you let him eat, you know, people food?

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:06 PM (Gqar8)

146 >I expect the Bears franchise can call itself the Chicago Bears, the Hammond Eggs, or anything a majority of NFL owners vote to approve.
----

probably so- I don't think you can trademark the name of a city

the SF 49ers don't play in SF

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 05:06 PM (ZxPkt)

147 There is no market for more leftwing news sources. The market is flooded.

And honestly most of their would be customers would rather get their "news" from reddit threads.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 05:06 PM (sKqQm)

148 Think Leslie Stahl is 84.


Let
It
Go
Lady

Let a young journalist have a shot!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 05:06 PM (4KUe5)

149 Good riddance to bad rubbish. Wish these Commie/Socialists would move to a country that would love them if they could find one. Arrogant and self absorbed assholes.

Posted by: Case at June 05, 2026 05:06 PM (4Pn+V)

150 I expect the Bears franchise can call itself the Chicago Bears, the Hammond Eggs, or anything a majority of NFL owners vote to approve.
Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 05:00 PM (5rh/l)

I am still dismayed that the Washington DC football team did not rename themselves the "Raccoons."

Think of all the merch, which only had an "R" on it, that the could have salvaged! Not to mention the sales of plushy mascot toys.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 05:07 PM (0vB2I)

151 Most Americans do not want to eat h any "Ace Approved" need media

Posted by: Paul at June 05, 2026 05:07 PM (XFXIk)

152 What gibberish.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:08 PM (Gqar8)

153 Hunter Boone
@HunterBoone
reminder that bari weiss quit in shame at @nytimes because my team called her out for being A LIAR


Liars at the NY Times?

Inconceivable!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 05:08 PM (6ydKt)

154 #126
I saw that this AM too. Brown-25, A product of Uranus was in a movie called the "Groove Tube" from the 70's

Posted by: DBCooper at June 05, 2026 05:08 PM (KmBlf)

155 I will keep my truck until I can no longer drive.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 05:08 PM (5P5DO)

156
Do you let him eat, you know, people food?
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:06 PM (Gqar8

j? Well, when I left last weekend he told my kiddo they were going to eat “all the things mama doesn’t let us eat!”

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:08 PM (Dd38x)

157 That Moms For Liberty piece is a showcase for the condescension the coastal elites have for the flyover proles. They stack the deck and invite you to the table. Even if you refuse to play, they'll frame your unwillingness as cowardice, so their narrative wins regardless. They've played fast and loose with the public trust and their fifteen minutes were up fifteen years ago...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 05, 2026 05:08 PM (nbLIj)

158 expect the Bears franchise can call itself the Chicago Bears, the Hammond Eggs, or anything a majority of NFL owners vote to approve.

Or whatever someone will pay the NFL to name. This is a league that would sell individual yards on the field to anyone if they pay for it.

"And the ball is placed on the Miller Lite 49 yard line. The Draft Kings ball is hiked and the running back goes off tackle for a 3 yard gain to the Ceaser Palace 46 yard line."

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 05, 2026 05:09 PM (cI94r)

159 ..on the other hand....the Raiders did move to Vegas..But it's Las Vegas! *I would move there too...

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:09 PM (GD0B3)

160 156
Do you let him eat, you know, people food?
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:06 PM (Gqar8

j? Well, when I left last weekend he told my kiddo they were going to eat “all the things mama doesn’t let us eat!”
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:08 PM (Dd38x)

Heh. Wife is gone for the weekend. The dog and I are meal planning.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:09 PM (Gqar8)

161
For you Brown-25 curious people...

See me at comment 135.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 05:09 PM (iJfKG)

162 All shall be revealed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRPQSxp25z4

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 05:04 PM (iJfKG)

-------------

"5 years ago, a team of scientists working at Uranus
Discovered a unique polyester ..."

/That video was so disgusting I could only make 22 seconds in ... lmao

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:10 PM (+mTA5)

163 137 60 and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED
Posted by: SMOD

was that paste eating f*ckwit stunned because they were leaving or because he had no idea who they were and why they mattered?

Posted by: Nelly at June 05, 2026 05:04 PM (6+ehB)


He is stunned because he and his family and friends will no longer get to sit for free in the Mayor's VIP Box for Bears home games, he loses a lot of stadium-related patronage jobs to sell or hand-out, and will lose a lot of other Bears/Stadium/Game Day Parking kick-back bucks.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 05:10 PM (5rh/l)

164 Liars at the NY Times?

Inconceivable!


My favorite NYT moment was when it came out one of their senior reporters had faked EVERY "man in the street" interview he had done by just asking his roommate.

And...you can be a senior NYT reporter and still not make enough money to have your own apartment apparently.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 05:10 PM (sKqQm)

165 117 Any private venture by Pelley will fail. They all fail. If your program will simply parrot the Church of the Left's gospel, but charge for it, then you're screwed. That's still available for free from any number of evangelist media outlets.



|

not true...people are flocking to my toddcast by the dozen.

Posted by: chuck todd at June 05, 2026 05:10 PM (ADssA)

166 I plan to keep.my truck until it no longer moves
Might be soon sorry to say

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 05:11 PM (Ia/+0)

167 Aaaand, it's time for high school graduation part 2. Made it on time. All is well.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2026 04:58 PM (QmZyo)
------
You're graduating from High School? Again?

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 05:11 PM (DJPFk)

168 ...and the Oilers moved to Tennessee...and changed their name!

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:12 PM (GD0B3)

169 The Chicago Bears just APPROVED a massive plan to flee the blue city of Chicago, and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED

In: Sit in traffic to watch a boring game and drink overpriced beer

Out: Sit in traffic to watch a boring game and drink overpriced beer and get stabbed on the way home

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 05:12 PM (sKqQm)

170 Here I go
Playin' star again
There I go
Turn the page

Posted by: Bob Seger at June 05, 2026 05:12 PM (PlyG6)

171 168 ...and the Oilers moved to Tennessee...and changed their name!
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:12 PM (GD0B3)

Shoulda named themselves the Tennessee Tuxedos, I thought.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:13 PM (Gqar8)

172 I think Pelley is just trying to get a job at MS Now or CNN.

NewsNation might hire him.

He doesn’t really have many options unless he wants to take a step down and be the 6 p.m. local newscast anchor in Hoboken or something.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 05:13 PM (6ydKt)

173 "They're going to form a Super Socialist Substack"

Good. Dig your well, poison it, and throw yourselves into it. Faster, please.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 05, 2026 05:13 PM (O7YUW)

174 ..on the other hand....the Raiders did move to Vegas..But it's Las Vegas! *I would move there too...

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:09 PM (GD0B3)

------------

I grew up in Vegas in the 60s and 70s (obviously, don't recognize nor could stand it now).

The mantra for sports teams (which we figured gambling would prohibit -- my how THAT worm has turned as all professional and college sports now is primarily financed by gambling) was:

"THERE ARE TOO MANY THINGS TO DO IN VEGAS SO NO PROFESSIONAL SPORTS TEAM COULD SURVIVE HERE."

And now they have the Golden Knights, the Raiders, the Athletics, and rumored to be on the short list for an NBA expansion team.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:13 PM (+mTA5)

175 and the Oilers moved to Tennessee...and changed their name!
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:12 PM (GD0B3)

Yes. The Tennessee Tuxedos.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 05:13 PM (0aYVJ)

176 In today's morning report, Sefton referred to Ketanji Brown Jackson as 'Brown-25 Jackson. He's used this term in the past, also.

For the life of me I can't figure out what the -25 refers to.
Any answers?
Be nice! LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (QGaXH)]

Per Wiki, From the 1973 comedy movie "The Groove Tube"

Uranus Corporation - a series of commercials interspersed with the news sketch, with the company name pronounced with the stress on the second and third syllables. One Uranus commercial touts the amazing properties of its space-age polymer product "Brown 25" (which looks suspiciously like human feces): "It has the strength of steel, the flexibility of rubber, and the nutritional value of beef stew."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 05:13 PM (0vB2I)

177 California’s “electile dysfunction” is not a necessary condition. It’s not about fairness, or access, or the size of the population. It’s a political choice.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 05:14 PM (PlyG6)

178 I'm keeping my old truck too. The cigarette lighter doesn't work, but I have some sweet-ass floor mats

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 05:14 PM (ZxPkt)

179 ...programming note: Toddcast has secured an exclusive interview with scott pelley. likewise, i will be his guest once he launches his show (gets zoom set up on his home pc).

Posted by: chuck todd at June 05, 2026 05:15 PM (ADssA)

180 158 expect the Bears franchise can call itself the Chicago Bears, the Hammond Eggs, or anything a majority of NFL owners vote to approve.

Or whatever someone will pay the NFL to name. This is a league that would sell individual yards on the field to anyone if they pay for it.

"And the ball is placed on the Miller Lite 49 yard line. The Draft Kings ball is hiked and the running back goes off tackle for a 3 yard gain to the Ceaser Palace 46 yard line."

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 05, 2026 05:09 PM (cI94r)


Yes, this coming to all pro and college sports. The Chik-Fil-A End Zone, the NAPA Auto Parts Third Base, the Tropicana Orange Juice Pitcher's Mound, the BudLite Backboard...

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 05:15 PM (5rh/l)

181 iiiinteresting !

"Foreign billionaires and nonprofits have funneled tens of millions of dollars to the activist groups fueling data center opposition across the United States, records show. Chief among them is Swiss billionaire Hansjörg Wyss, who has contributed nearly $14 million to four left-wing groups that signed a letter calling for a U.S. data center moratorium.

Those groups are the Indivisible Project, Americans for Financial Reform, the Sierra Club, and Greenpeace USA, to which Wyss has contributed $7,455,000, $4,382,000, $2,107,400, and $50,000 as of March 2026, according to data compiled by the watchdog group Americans for Public Trust and highlighted in a new report from the American Energy Institute. Another foreign billionaire, British hedge fund manager and climate activist Chris Hohn, has contributed $200,000 to Extinction Rebellion, which signed the same December 2025 letter calling on Congress to "support a national moratorium on the approval and construction of new data centers."

https://tinyurl.com/2p8y4w55

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:15 PM (GD0B3)

182 129 ... -- the high schools literally locked the kids in the gym for the entire evening, with chaperones (in which I participated).
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:02 PM (+mTA5)

Didn't they see the end of that movie 'Carrie' I think it was.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 05:15 PM (QGaXH)

183 Mayor Johnson now be forever remembered as the guy who lost da Bears.

He’ll have to really f$&@ up to be remembered for anything else. Empty Wrigley Field because he couldn’t keep the longtime Bears.

Think of the tax revenue this will lose - players salaries, tickets, concessions, parking, etc.

Wow

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 05:15 PM (4KUe5)

184 Uranus Fudge Factory, Waynesville Mo has made money with the name.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:15 PM (Gqar8)

185 Scott Pelley? Lesley Stahl? Bill Whitaker? Who???

Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2026 05:16 PM (Oy/m2)

186 I'm keeping my old truck too. The cigarette lighter doesn't work, but I have some sweet-ass floor mats
Posted by: Don Black


Cig lighters are an easy fix. You could do it in under 20 min.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 05, 2026 05:16 PM (diia5)

187 Keep up the DOGE money pipeline closures. Taxpayers have been fleeced far too long. "I've worked i. the private sector and they demand results.". Release the CPAs, follow the money, do some perp walks, extradite the guilty, deport the parasites.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 05, 2026 05:16 PM (YlWIZ)

188 we need a moratorium on swiss billionaire fkrs messing with our plans!

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:16 PM (GD0B3)

189 Anthropic is proposing that the world’s top artificial intelligence companies come up with a coordinated way to pause development of advanced AI systems, warning the technology is improving so quickly there’s a risk humans would lose control. The company behind the Claude chatbot said in a blog post Thursday that as cutting-edge AI gets increasingly faster at carrying out tasks, “it would be good for the world to have the option to slow or temporarily pause” its development.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 05:16 PM (PlyG6)

190 China found that it gave its populace some economic freedom it could leverage much of the benefits of capitalism while still controlling most of country's economy.

CA, and the blue states overall, have found if they give people a veneer of representative government, even if it is obviously fixed, that they can government without any significant protests let alone revolts.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 05:16 PM (sKqQm)

191 News media is being bought up by the super rich. That is going to only further divide my country .

Posted by: Paul at June 05, 2026 05:17 PM (XFXIk)

192 The Oilers ran to Tennessee, changed their name, refused to let Houston keep the colors or the old name, and won a Super Bowl.
That's why Houston hates 'em. That, and the fact Houston just sucks

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 05:17 PM (gjKW7)

193 Hammond had a team in the early years of the NFL. Called the Pros

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 05:18 PM (JQmtK)

194 Mayor Johnson now be forever remembered as the guy who lost da Bears.

He’ll have to really f$&@ up to be remembered for anything else. Empty Wrigley Field because he couldn’t keep the longtime Bears.

Think of the tax revenue this will lose - players salaries, tickets, concessions, parking, etc.

Wow

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 05:15 PM (4KUe5)

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Damn, too bad Mike Ditka never ran for Mayor.

Or for that matter, my childhood hero Walter "Sweetness" Payton (who died MUCH TOO SOON ... crap!).

* cues Carly Simon's "Nobody Does It Better ..." *

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:18 PM (+mTA5)

195 52 I mentioned this headline to a cow worker.

She said
, “freedom of the press is dead.”
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (W2Pud)


What's funny is that your cow-orker is not the only one that misunderstands "freedom of the press". Scott Pelley himself may be shocked to learn that it means that if he starts a scurrilous blog saying mean things about the Administration, the Feds *cannot* lean on Substack to censor him. Even if they want to, American gov't *cannot* legally hint to a blog publisher that if they don't censor Pelley, then they'll get extra scrutiny from regulators.

I'm serious. Big Media insiders like Pelley stereotypically have a self-flattering delusion that the 1A only applies to "made men" like he used to be. He probably doesn't even know that it also applies to "little people" like he is now.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 05:18 PM (Sy6m/)

196 You can bet Bonta's office is making sure the Feds don't see anything amiss - from the Daily Mail:
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The Department of Justice has sent one of its attorneys to Los Angeles to observe the ballot-counting process, as President Donald Trump has once again claimed fraud as two key races have yet to be called.

The tedious process of counting all of California's mail-in ballots has left the fate of Republicans Spencer Pratt and Steve Hilton hanging in the balance.

Assistant U.S. Attorney Robert Renner was spotted Friday walking through LA County's central processing center, according to footage from Fox News, alongside a member of Democratic California Attorney General Rob Bonta's team.

'My office has a presence on the ground right now, is monitoring the situation closely, and stands ready to protect voters and ensure California’s election laws are followed,' Bonta posted to X, sharing a story about the feds being on hand.

Posted by: beckster at June 05, 2026 05:18 PM (kX27y)

197 Posted by: Paul at June 05, 2026 05:17 PM (XFXIk)

Pakistan has already been divided, twit. The other half is called Bangladesh. Both halves are muzloid shitholes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05:20 PM (1z8ji)

198 135 All shall be revealed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRPQSxp25z4

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 05:04 PM (iJfKG)

Thank you nf

Seriously - that's what Sefton is referring to?

I am at once disgusted and appalled. LOL!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 05:20 PM (QGaXH)

199 Oops, Wrigley Field is baseball, but still.
When was the Bears’ stadium built? How much was funded by the taxpayers that is now not bringing in revenue?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 05:20 PM (4KUe5)

200 Anthropic is proposing that the world’s top artificial intelligence companies come up with a coordinated way to pause development of advanced AI systems, warning the technology is improving so quickly there’s a risk humans would lose control. The company behind the Claude chatbot said in a blog post Thursday that as cutting-edge AI gets increasingly faster at carrying out tasks, “it would be good for the world to have the option to slow or temporarily pause” its development.

------------

How many times has "self-policing" worked in history?

/The bidding begins at Zero ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:20 PM (+mTA5)

201 I think that Soldier Field is where the Bears play.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:21 PM (Gqar8)

202 169 The Chicago Bears just APPROVED a massive plan to flee the blue city of Chicago, and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED

In: Sit in traffic to watch a boring game and drink overpriced beer

Out: Sit in traffic to watch a boring game and drink overpriced beer and get stabbed on the way home
----

if you are not familiar: Hammond,IN is flanked by Gary to the east, eastChicano to the west...and the only way to bypass those is the Skyway(foreign-owned tollroad)., which charges $32 for a 5 mile strech of bombed out pavement. but hey, you may not get stabbed.

Posted by: chuck todd at June 05, 2026 05:22 PM (ADssA)

203 The last time I watched 60 minutes was when Bush was president. Somewhere around 9/11.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 05:24 PM (D1E+2)

204 The company behind the Claude chatbot said in a blog post Thursday that as cutting-edge AI gets increasingly faster at carrying out tasks, “it would be good for the world to have the option to slow or temporarily pause” its development.
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 05:16 PM (PlyG6)

Anthropic is mainly worried about “recursive training” AI with thus pause request.

Meaning that they are worried about AI training AI to improve itself without human action or intervention, which is the way things are moving quickly.

They are concerned if things continue on the current path humans will lose control of the process to the point of not understanding what’s being done and no way of stopping it as AI generates smarter, more capable, AI at an astonishingly fast pace.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 05:24 PM (6ydKt)

205
Shoulda named themselves the Tennessee Tuxedos, I thought.
Posted by: tubal


They will not fail!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 05:24 PM (Cqx++)

206 When did the TN Titans win a Superbowl?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 05, 2026 05:24 PM (wBaIH)

207 Interesting, five FBI employees were fired today over the '23 memo on the terrible dangers of “radical traditionalist Catholics”. Not the ham&eggers!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 05:25 PM (3uBP9)

208 you're right, the Titans got to Super Bowl 34 / 1999-2000 but got RAMMED.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 05:26 PM (gjKW7)

209 I don't blame the Bears for moving. Good luck to the team. Hope they land in someplace decent.

Posted by: Case at June 05, 2026 05:27 PM (4Pn+V)

210 AI is like the snake that eats it own tail
It will consume itself.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 05:27 PM (5P5DO)

211 Disgruntled former employee says whaa?

*holds hand to ear*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 05:28 PM (RIvkX)

212 They're going to form a Super Socialist Substack, Dylan Byers warns us
————

More like a Supersub Stack …

IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 05:28 PM (vYYHg)

213
@nicksortor
·
6m
🚨 NOW: Leftist rioters are ALREADY attacking and damaging vehicles leaving the ICE facility in Newark, and NO COPS are in sight

This is a DIRECT RESULT of Newark Police SURRENDERING

And as usual, are shouting RACIST REMARKS at non-white employees

“You’re SPANISH! You should be ASHAMED of yourselves!”

This is going to be a LONG night.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:30 PM (hftzA)

214 NOOD - Week in Woke

Posted by: the lower depths at June 05, 2026 05:32 PM (yZOfl)

215 nood


woke



week

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 05:32 PM (3uBP9)

216 204 The company behind the Claude chatbot said in a blog post Thursday that as cutting-edge AI gets increasingly faster at carrying out tasks, “it would be good for the world to have the option to slow or temporarily pause” its development.
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 05:16 PM (PlyG6)

Anthropic is mainly worried about “recursive training” AI with thus pause request.

Meaning that they are worried about AI training AI to improve itself without human action or intervention, which is the way things are moving quickly.

They are concerned if things continue on the current path humans will lose control of the process to the point of not understanding what’s being done and no way of stopping it as AI generates smarter, more capable, AI at an astonishingly fast pace.
----

"If this all sounds familiar, you’re not hallucinating. Back in early 2023, nonprofit organization the Future of Life Institute published an open letter calling on all frontier AI labs to enact a six-month pause on the development of powerful new models. It was signed by Elon Musk, pioneering AI researcher Yoshua Bengio, Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak, and tens of thousands of others. While that letter and.."

Posted by: Top ai salesman at June 05, 2026 05:32 PM (ADssA)

217 Interesting, five FBI employees were fired today over the '23 memo on the terrible dangers of “radical traditionalist Catholics”. Not the ham&eggers!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 05:25 PM (3uBP9)

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Well, it's better than nothing and a 15 months too late, but I want prosecutions, blood, and executions -- but mostly blood and executions for Treason.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:32 PM (+mTA5)

218 Newark is history.

The National Advisory Commission on Civil Disorders, known as the Kerner Commission after its chair, Governor Otto Kerner Jr. of Illinois, was an 11-member Presidential Commission established in July 1967 by President Lyndon B. Johnson in Executive Order 11365 to investigate the causes of over 150 race riots throughout the United States in the summer of 1967.

You'll never guess what they suggested. It worked great!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 05:33 PM (RIvkX)

219 Maybe he can set up the SPLC news division.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 05, 2026 05:33 PM (mseD3)

220 Bears aren’t moving. It’s clickbait. They are claiming they are moving ahead with plans to maybe move if they don’t get to fleece the taxpayers in Illinois.

It’s negotiating leverage. Happens all the time.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 05:34 PM (vYYHg)

221 210 AI is like the snake that eats it own tail
It will consume itself.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 05:27 PM (5P5DO)


I’m surprised there isn’t an AI corporation named Ouroboros at this point.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 05:35 PM (6ydKt)

222 Afternoon, all,

Dragging down to the end of a hot day -- still several hours to go before the sun goes over the western buildings, though. There'll be a flatbread pizza from Aldi for dinner.

Not much on TV tonight. The original Flight of the Phoenix is winding up on Movies! now. North to Alaska w/ John Wayne is the 7 pm feature, and I've seen it more than once.

Oh, and I wish Scott Pelley all the best with his Substack. There won't be any "best," but good luck to him anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 05:36 PM (wzUl9)

223 @208 Titans played a good game but came up just short of goal line

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 05:36 PM (JQmtK)

224 Seen nothing of AI that has impressed me

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 05:37 PM (Ia/+0)

225 If I were Bilton, I'd be exacting a price on the remaining three azzholes. Leslie, before all of your future segments, you will wipe your chin and say, "What a lovely tea party." Then you can proceed....

Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at June 05, 2026 05:42 PM (Iwv3U)

226 Let's get liminal , liminal
I wanna get liminal
Let's get into liminal
Let me hear your process talk, your process talk
Let me hear your process talk

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 05:48 PM (O7XEN)

227 It’s negotiating leverage. Happens all the time.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 05:34 PM (vYYHg)

pigster has already said "sayonara" to Da Bears. I don't think there is any leverage left.

Posted by: Will Robinson at June 05, 2026 05:52 PM (YGJ8E)

228 By the way, your driving habits are already shared with your insurance companies, to include hard breaking, speed, acceleration, etc. through telematics.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (pZEOD)

Not on my '06 Mustang GT (with 377,000 miles on it), my 70 Chevelle, or my 57 Chevy. Heh.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 05, 2026 05:56 PM (5xuJ/)

229 There is still over $530M in debt and interest owed on Soldier Field from the 2003 renovations. what a mess and so typically Chicago.
The City That Knows How is now a dangerous punchline.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 05, 2026 06:01 PM (MNCvZ)

230 By the way, your driving habits are already shared with your insurance companies, to include hard breaking, speed, acceleration, etc. through telematics.
Posted by: Piper
----
It's easier on some vehicles than others, but there's always a way to disable that stuff,usually by removing the SIM card on the cell modem under the dash. Look on the tube of yew to find how-to videos for your vehicle.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 05, 2026 06:33 PM (ezP9C)

231 I hope Pelley starts the NY Pravda soon.

Posted by: TJ jackson at June 05, 2026 06:48 PM (bXvrr)

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