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Keith Edwards, a Democrat Podcaster and Political Strategist Who Got Advance Word of the Eric Swalwell Sexual Assault Accusations, Now Says the NYT and WaPo Are Racing to Report That Graham Platner Sexually Assaulted "Multiple" Women
UPDATE! Graham Platner says there aren't any "credible" charges of sexual assault coming.
That's a very suspicious qualifier! Oh sure there may be some sexual assault charges coming, but trust me, no creeeeeeedible sexual assault charges!
Politics & Poll Tracker
@PollTracker2024 Senator Bernie Sanders was noncommittal when asked by a Washington Examiner reporter if there's a concern sexual assault allegations could come out against Graham Platner.
Bernie Sanders: "Why don't we examine income and wealth inequality?"
Keith Edwards says “more than one woman” are accusing Graham Platner of SA.
— Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 (@PollTracker2024) June 4, 2026
The Washington Post is also racing to get the Platner sexual assault story out as well.#MaineSenate https://t.co/8LFp4SPrMK
Keith Edwards, another left-wing political commentator and political strategist, says the NYT is about to run a story that Platner sexually assaulted a woman.#MaineSenate https://t.co/3DazIRTfra pic.twitter.com/jA8T6MN8FY
— Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 (@PollTracker2024) June 4, 2026
Keith Edwards says multiple woman are accusing Graham Platner of sexual assault in the upcoming story
— OSZ (@OpenSourceZone) June 4, 2026
The Washington Post is also racing to get the story as well. https://t.co/JWTKR2DHuk pic.twitter.com/kzdT6Xgg4L
3 Maine is a big early vote state. About 80% of all ballots in 2024 were early. Five days until the election. He probably has enough banked to win no matter what. And then they have to talk him out of running. Nepo-baby narcissist who sees polls that say he'll beat Collins. They're stuck with him, but watching Democrat aligned polls say he's going to lose in late June just to snap back to him winning in July when it's too late to replace him will be funny. In 2020, Collins didn't win a single poll in her senate race. She won by 8. Polls are suspect at best, but in Maine the assumption should be that they're just wrong. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer FilmsI don't know-- if a candidate withdraws from a race, would votes for him be counted, or discarded?
* I use this same analysis of the "shape" of a story to discard bullshit conspiracy theories as bullshit -- if this is all real, why is there never any actual momentum to the story? Why is no supporting evidence ever adduced? Why does it perpetually remain at the same level of unconfirmed, anonymous claims? Why does it not heat up and catch fire? Living things move. Dead things just lay there.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)I didn't need to see "Piper for the side bar" in the comments.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:07 PM (UJMvS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:08 PM (X0axn)
Five days until the election.
He probably has enough banked to win no matter what.
And then they have to talk him out of running. Nepo-baby narcissist who sees polls that say he'll beat Collins.
They're stuck with him, but watching Democrat aligned polls say he's going to lose in late June just to snap back to him winning in July when it's too late to replace him will be funny.
In 2020, Collins didn't win a single poll in her senate race. She won by 8.
Polls are suspect at best, but in Maine the assumption should be that they're just wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:09 PM (KbEzc)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:09 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 04, 2026 03:09 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Nova Local at June 04, 2026 03:09 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 04, 2026 03:09 PM (3UbC6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 03:10 PM (n3VHW)
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They won't really nuke him.
Because they know there's a good chance he won't drop out. If they nuke him themselves, Democrats lose donations from the far left and lose the race anyway (Maine was never in reach with Collins running).
They'll end up leaving that to Collins to do herself come mid-July.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:10 PM (KbEzc)
Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2026 03:11 PM (P0D9r)
Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:11 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:06 PM
*fistbump*
Posted by: Ace's Murder of Crows at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (X0axn)
He had a 95% chance of winning against collins two months ago, now it is a dead even race because of the constant october surprises.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (/sySz)
The original scoop was, "He'll have to leave the state."
Now, if the sexual assaults include minors, then, yes, he'll have to leave the state.
So, I'm placing my X on the "sexually assaulted minors" square on my election dirt bingo card.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (UJMvS)
Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:11 PM (GD0B3)
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Early voting started on May 14.
Maine votes early. A lot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (KbEzc)
Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (Ia/+0)
They may have decided it can't be covered up. So they're going to pretend to be truth-tellers, when they're really still just Democrat political operatives.
The media are rushing to get at the head of the parade, and will pretend they were there all along. They can't win, so they might as well attempt to bolster their credibility, but it's too late for that now.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Piper
ROTFLMAO
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (lnk1R)
He had a 95% chance of winning against collins two months ago, now it is a dead even race because of the constant october surprises.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (0N4FZ)
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They did vet him.
That's why Schumer had to run up to Maine to convince Mills to run.
But the base is insane and the establishment can't control them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (KbEzc)
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If he changes the podcast to "Faith Talk", will you listen to him ? Just curious.
Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (/sySz)
The pants are safe, tho.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (2UnvF)
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3 weeks already.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (KbEzc)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (UJMvS)
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (6wpGE)
That's almost as Sexy as Rape, Anderson.
Almost.
Posted by: E Jean Carrol at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (P0D9r)
Assailted? On a boat?
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (6wpGE)
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It was the implication.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (KbEzc)
The fact that this clown hasn't already been defenestrated speak volumes about Democrats and their values.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (Riz8t)
38 Piper, I thought your dog's name was "Soup."
Posted by: Bulg
I thought that was what Piper's tattoo said in Chinese?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 01:56 PM (lnk1R)
1. Somebody saw the movie 'Larry Crowne' starring Tom Hanks
2. Piper states she does not have a tattoo, nor does she have a tumor.
3. She does have a dog named either Saijo or Soup depending on time of day, standard time interval, or other related information, but that's where I stopped paying attention....
4. I still don't own a gub.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (/sySz)
Um ... socking a regular???
(snark)
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: dagny at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (chM/Q)
Yes, my second wife, for example.
"Dead things just lay there..".
Yes, my first wife, for example.
Posted by: one hour sober at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (J4Dwc)
No. He's a leftist married to
Krystal Ball. It just affirms that leftists don't believe in a a religion other than politics.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (n3VHW)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (UJMvS)
How is your fashion sense ? Do you have the latest on Dior fall lineup ?
Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (GD0B3)
Tumor begs to differ.
I miss Piper.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: Piper
Get on The Cart. You're not fooling anyone.
Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (P0D9r)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (zdLoL)
I said what I said.
Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (1wjle)
You yam what you yam.
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (6wpGE)
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Guys, I think he's trying to tell us something about our gifts.
Posted by: The Crows at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (oknh1)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (zdLoL)
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I think it's a social media thing to avoid suppression of posts in the algorithm.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (KbEzc)
I said what I said.
Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (1wjle)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh's Party Barge at June 04, 2026 03:16 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:16 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:16 PM (oknh1)
And the leviathan came after Trump with the ferocity of a woman scorned. Make America Great Again!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 04, 2026 03:16 PM (YlWIZ)
They literally know nothing about him other than he thinks OrangeMan is bad. Very bad. And thats all that apparently matters to the idiots who vote in my state.
Posted by: Defenestratus at June 04, 2026 03:16 PM (WYStd)
Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (GD0B3)
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I'm gonna throw the heat right down the heart of the plate: Do lumberjack shirts, boots and hats count? Because I can do that.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:16 PM (UJMvS)
Who finds shitsmell sexy? Not heteros
Posted by: dagny at June 04, 2026 03:16 PM (chM/Q)
Posted by: MJ at June 04, 2026 03:16 PM (XOmY9)
Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (GD0B3)
Of course she's not dead, she's resting. Remarkable gal, in't she? Beautiful plumage!
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 04, 2026 03:17 PM (k9OZB)
Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2026 03:17 PM (dIske)
Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (GD0B3)
That's why she put up such a fight when they put her on the cart..,.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 03:17 PM (QGaXH)
Yes, my first wife, for example.
Posted by: one hour sober at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (J4Dwc)
I cut that necrophiliac straight to the bone......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:17 PM (X0axn)
And he will once this drops.
Posted by: MJ at June 04, 2026 03:16 PM (XOmY9)
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Doubtful.
They've bought their tickets. Let 'em crash.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:17 PM (KbEzc)
And he will once this drops.
Posted by: MJ at June 04, 2026 03:16 PM (XOmY9)
TotenOyster!!!
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:17 PM (6wpGE)
Over the years, there had been uncomfortable moments, to be sure. I flinched when Joe said, at the White House press conference after the Hur Report was released, ‘The president of Mexico, Sisi, did not want to open the gate to allow humanitarian material to get in.’ He meant ‘the president of Egypt.’ The truth was that he was not performing as well as he had in his younger days. Did that disqualify him from being president, as long as he was still getting the job done? I didn’t think so, nor did the staff members who were spending far more time with him than I was.
The optimistic thinking was that enough voters would say, ‘Okay, he’s old, but he’s been doing a good job. There’s a young vice president. If during his second term he gets to the point where he needs to hand over power, the worst-case scenario would still be good.’
If you knew Joe Biden well, you’d know that if he actually got to the point where he wasn’t capable of doing the job, he would step down. Certainly, if he exhibited cognitive impairment, I would not hesitate to say so. His staff would not hesitate to say so. But he was nowhere near that point in the summer of 2024.
Posted by: beckster at June 04, 2026 03:17 PM (kX27y)
Wait. So they can define "woman" now? I'm confused.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 04, 2026 03:17 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2026 03:17 PM (dIske)
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Well, yeah.
Democrats don't like Nazis. That's just Republicans. There's no other explanation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:18 PM (KbEzc)
.......
Why are they bringing you dead birds? Are they trading them for old burger and bagels?
Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 03:18 PM (UjdFS)
Because then we will know that it is real.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 04, 2026 03:18 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Piper
I mean, it happened to buzzion, and it took how long for full effect?
And we even still keep Fen around...
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at June 04, 2026 03:18 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 03:18 PM (G0vdT)
The original scoop was, "He'll have to leave the state."
Now, if the sexual assaults include minors, then, yes, he'll have to leave the state.
So, I'm placing my X on the "sexually assaulted minors" square on my election dirt bingo card.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM
The thing is multiple people knew about this because I saw two different stories claiming that the nazi had some prior issues with a minor. I can't wrap my head around how the democrats thought this kind of stuff was not going to come out in a hotly contested campaign. This stuff is coming from the democrat side as far as I can see collins hasn't paid for a single negative campaign ad against him. Her team had to have known this stuff was out there and they were just waiting for it to explode.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 04, 2026 03:18 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 03:18 PM (zZu0s)
And he will once this drops.
And somehow, it will all be Trump's fault.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 03:18 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Piper
Get on The Cart. You're not fooling anyone.
Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (P0D9r)
; )
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:19 PM (6wpGE)
I mean, plenty of Democrats who've got shady pasts, a history of violence of one sort or another along with some sort of sexual proclivities that certainly run counter to mainstream norms campaigns, and nobody bats an eye.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 04, 2026 03:19 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 04, 2026 03:19 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: one hour sober at June 04, 2026 03:19 PM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:17 PM (KbEzc)
Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 03:19 PM (zZu0s)
That's oddly specific.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 03:19 PM (gKWVE)
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I'm going with "have to be counted."
Because only the election authorities can add or remove candidates.
And once you're on the ballot, your votes have to be counted, even if you withdraw.
Or: Candidate B withdraws. Candidate A, after the election, is disqualified. B would then be the winning candidate. So the votes all have to be counted.
Or: They also count the votes in uncontested races.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 03:20 PM (73/SM)
Crows are inveterate Nest Raiders.
This is why they get ganged up on by smaller birds.
Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2026 03:20 PM (P0D9r)
Assailted? On a boat?
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (6wpGE)
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I heard, somewhere, that it was "Multiple" woman at a Learing Center.
Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 03:20 PM (rj6Yv)
I mean, plenty of Democrats who've got shady pasts, a history of violence of one sort or another along with some sort of sexual proclivities that certainly run counter to mainstream norms campaigns, and nobody bats an eye.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 04, 2026 03:19 PM (jehhT)
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He was going on far left, non-establishment podcasts while the establishment was propping up Mills.
But Mills barely campaigned, is a thousand years old, and inspires no one while Platner says things like, "I knew exactly what my tattoo meant," "I hate Zionists," and "oligarchy". So, the Democrat base loves him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:20 PM (KbEzc)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:20 PM (UJMvS)
The DNC runs Chinatown. Anything can happen.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 04, 2026 03:20 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 03:21 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:21 PM (6wpGE)
That's oddly specific.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 03:19 PM (gKWVE)
It's all about the tits.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:21 PM (X0axn)
They've bought their tickets. Let 'em crash.
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Sanders left himself some room. He said, the sexting was no biggie - it's not like it was sexual assault.
He knows.
Posted by: MJ at June 04, 2026 03:21 PM (XOmY9)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at June 04, 2026 03:21 PM (wBaIH)
I've always imagined them with Cuban cigars, sipping expensive Scotch and gazing at each other's navels in some sort of elite erudite circle jerk.
In a dark room with secret door knocks and handshakes to enter. Secret locations that alternate. Code words.
Totally unsure what you have to be or do to be admitted into their special circle.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 03:21 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (GD0B3)
Of course she's not dead, she's resting. Remarkable gal, in't she? Beautiful plumage!
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 04, 2026 03:17 PM (k9OZB)
Kale green. Like how shrimp turn flamingos pink.
Posted by: SILENCE!! I KALE YOU!!! at June 04, 2026 03:21 PM (TbWk/)
Because only the election authorities can add or remove candidates.
And once you're on the ballot, your votes have to be counted, even if you withdraw.
Or: Candidate B withdraws. Candidate A, after the election, is disqualified. B would then be the winning candidate. So the votes all have to be counted.
Or: They also count the votes in uncontested races.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 03:20 PM (73/SM)
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I think withdrawn candidates who win can refuse the victory and it goes to #2.
But, yeah, they're counted. Mills "suspended her campaign". She didn't quit, anyway.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:21 PM (KbEzc)
Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (/sySz)
You must be new here....
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 03:21 PM (vIovI)
I think what's gonna come out is women and lots of women, and they're gonna try to tar him entirely with the what can you do hypermasculine frat boy brush. While of course making a big show of how turrible it is.
I said this a few days back and it seems to be happening now.
People can't really think about more than one thing at a time - and multiple sexual assault accusations from adult women is going to probably end him, and severely dilute the Nazi and Kid Dating stuff.
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:22 PM (oknh1)
Posted by: Sponge
A guy in my biology class said she left her eyes to Stevie Wonder.
That's so sweet.
Posted by: 80s movies haunt us all. Like Piper. at June 04, 2026 03:22 PM (uMDOZ)
Posted by: Piper
I get that you're new, but it's not acceptable to sock the regulars here. Especially the ones we liked as much as Piper.
Just so you know.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 04, 2026 03:22 PM (Kdi1r)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:20 PM (UJMvS)
So thats a hard 'no.'
*types, deletes ref to Platners dating strategy*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 03:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (0N4FZ)
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They did vet him.
That's why Schumer had to run up to Maine to convince Mills to run.
But the base is insane and the establishment can't control them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (KbEzc)
_______
Or is the GOP finally not shitting the bed and creating this monster themselves? I know, I know.
But if the GOP were to create the most repulsive Democrap candidate ever, it would be this guy. Platner is like a gay Serpentor created from poisonous ideology, toxic stupidity, and oozing body parts stolen from rando dumpsters in Tenderloin.
He's literally the PERFECT CANDIDATE ... for the GOP.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)
Note well the sputtering and struggling of other Dems being unable to answer why they support him.
It's also a calculation that they have to sacrifice the ME seat--that's how bad the damage is becoming.
Because the Planter voters are going to see this as the party betraying them and refuse to show up for Mills in November.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (73/SM)
Knowing only that flabby Platner showed off his NAZI death head chest tattoo until he got a ton of pushback about it, I'd say its over 50% odds that he has mis-treated, maybe full on assaulted multiple women. And even if some of these women going to the press now are 'RW operatives' the commiecrats wrote the rules about "seriousness of the charge, believe all women" yada yada. Hoist by their own petard, LOL.
Posted by: PaleRider at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (PV+Zw)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (/sySz)
Oooh! What size do you wear?
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
Since you're a girl, and not a teenager, that might be a problem on the application
Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (gKWVE)
Democrats don't like Nazis. That's just Republicans. There's no other explanation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:18 PM (KbEzc)
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I know it sounds like sarcasm, but I'm somewhat serious. Mills is going to return to the race, and her numbers are so bad that just removing Platner doesn't get them the win. They need something to shake it up and hurt Collins. They don't have a substantive campaign, so they need to denigrate the opponent. Remove Platner's stain from the Democrats and place if firmly on the Republicans. Platner will go along with it. He has nothing to lose.
Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (dIske)
But if the GOP were to create the most repulsive Democrap candidate ever, it would be this guy. Platner is like a gay Serpentor created from poisonous ideology, toxic stupidity, and oozing body parts stolen from rando dumpsters in Tenderloin.
He's literally the PERFECT CANDIDATE ... for the GOP.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)
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I think the GOP is doing something similar to this in Montana.
The Democrat candidate has no support from national organizations and no money, but apparently the only money she gets is laundered from the GOP (allegedly). Democrats want her to drop out in favor of the independent Senate candidate instead (because the Democrat brand is so strong, dontchaknow).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:24 PM (KbEzc)
1) Harrasment verging on assault against multiple women
2) Clear cut assault against even more women
3) Kiddie stuff
That's my bet.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:24 PM (Ot/FD)
That'll give them more $$ for TX. LOL.
Posted by: MJ at June 04, 2026 03:24 PM (XOmY9)
Gloria Allred please pick up a white courtesy phone.....
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 04, 2026 03:24 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:24 PM (6wpGE)
100 100
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (6wpGE)
Streams status:
[ X ] Crossed
[ _ ] Not Crossed
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:24 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (dIske)
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She did return to the race.
It was a single Instagram post saying, "Hey, guys, don't forget I'm still on the ballot."
Primary's in 5 days. She's not campaigning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:25 PM (KbEzc)
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:25 PM (oknh1)
So I have no inside information. But I have followed the news for most of my almost 29 years, and I know what a bombshell scandal looks like before it blows up.
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Platner appears a bit unusual as far as how much of a trail of alarming evidence he's been willing to litter his life with, his utter narcissism, and his lack of embarrassment and common sense. A high end achiever you might say, way out on one tail of the bell curve. If's a profile that many political types have, but he takes it further than average.
On the other hand, what is known about him so far is already pretty bad, and yet his candidacy is being promoted by Democrats anyway. If they haven't already dumped him, then what would it take?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 04, 2026 03:25 PM (azNOR)
That'll give them more $$ for TX. LOL.
Posted by: MJ at June 04, 2026 03:24 PM (XOmY9)
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They'll fundraise off of him, though. All donations through ActBlue.
And ActBlue will send the money to not Maine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:25 PM (KbEzc)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (X0axn)
And you know- wherever she is- she'll be looking down and critiquing the artists rendering. And yelling at Soup not to mark it as his territory.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 03:25 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Archimedes"
Dems: Rape isn't nearly as bad as saying pussy
Posted by: Ripley at June 04, 2026 03:25 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:25 PM (UJMvS)
1) Harrasment verging on assault against multiple women
2) Clear cut assault against even more women
3) Kiddie stuff
That's my bet.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:24 PM (Ot/FD)
Just when I think buttsecks is the most disgusting thing, along comes somebody who messes with kids.
For these degenerates, they shouldn't have stopped cutting with just the foreskin.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 03:26 PM (vIovI)
https://youtu.be/qYK96OIRaiE?si=tbRr8rxYuMky4Kcc
Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2026 03:26 PM (YwEeS)
Geez ace, the body isn't even cold yet.
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:25 PM (oknh1)
Poor Piper.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:27 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: Halfhand at June 04, 2026 03:27 PM (JsZm/)
And ActBlue will send the money to not Maine.
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Yep. Exactly.
Finally we agree. And to think, I was just about to forward all the nasty things ace says about you in our secret emails.
Posted by: MJ at June 04, 2026 03:27 PM (XOmY9)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:25 PM (UJMvS)
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Senate races are funny things. Alternatively national and deeply local and bitterly partisan all at once.
The combination of Talarico, Platner, and El-Sayed in MI will make enough splash across large sections of the nation that candidate quality is gonna be...an issue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:27 PM (KbEzc)
Until to see how that helps the party, in or out of the state. He will never win the race on Maine with that platform. He’s already dissembling on a lot of it, because he knows it.
Meanwhile he’s dragging down the national party. He’s an easy target for the national GOP along with the Al Qaeda guy from NJ.
No, I think the DNC will go full mafia on this guy, start showing him the cards they have and tell him- nice life you have there. Be a shame if something happened to it.
Posted by: That Guy at June 04, 2026 03:27 PM (TKiRY)
Posted by: The Barrel at June 04, 2026 03:27 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 04, 2026 03:24 PM (IifOV)
Allred representing Platner would be the most 2020's thing that could possibly happen.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:27 PM (Ot/FD)
Finally we agree. And to think, I was just about to forward all the nasty things ace says about you in our secret emails.
Posted by: MJ at June 04, 2026 03:27 PM (XOmY9)
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He says that stuff about me in the open.
You've got nothin'!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:28 PM (KbEzc)
Posted by: Billy the Buffet Slayer Kristol at June 04, 2026 03:28 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Heroq at June 04, 2026 03:28 PM (rKig4)
Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 03:28 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Halfhand at June 04, 2026 03:27 PM (JsZm/)
I'm sure Ana Navarro will come up with something...
Posted by: The Barrel at June 04, 2026 03:28 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 04, 2026 03:29 PM (uMDOZ)
For these degenerates, they shouldn't have stopped cutting with just the foreskin.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 03:26 PM (vIovI)
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And the kid thing isn't even hyperbole because he was on an app known to be used for hooking up with minors.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:29 PM (UJMvS)
Meanwhile he’s dragging down the national party. He’s an easy target for the national GOP along with the Al Qaeda guy from NJ.
No, I think the DNC will go full mafia on this guy, start showing him the cards they have and tell him- nice life you have there. Be a shame if something happened to it.
Posted by: That Guy at June 04, 2026 03:27 PM (TKiRY)
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Dude has nothing else in his life other than what mommy and daddy gave him, and he's suddenly on the verge of becoming a senator (just look at the polls!).
He's not dropping out.
It's like Biden in 2020. Survive the news cycle, and the media will end up behind him because Republicans are icky.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:29 PM (KbEzc)
Someone's upping their value just a bit......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04
I am not the one who suggested it! I cannot help the souls I have reached! The silver lining to my death is it is inspiring the consumption of kale smoothies. My work here is done.
Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 03:29 PM (/sySz)
Posted by: Gonna barre me from the funeral service at June 04, 2026 03:29 PM (TbWk/)
It’s almost as if leftists are lying sacks of shit or something.
Posted by: Heroq at June 04, 2026 03:29 PM (rKig4)
And then they are saying "Vote for Platner because his arc shows a troubled youth growing up! You have to vote for redemption! Don't you believe in Redemption? mitt Romney still is evil because he cut someone's hair though!"
Posted by: SimoHayha at June 04, 2026 03:30 PM (/ZkOF)
Posted by: That Guy at June 04, 2026 03:30 PM (TKiRY)
"Come to Texas. We can point and laugh at Beto O'Rourke together!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:30 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: Sponge
A guy in my biology class said she left her eyes to Stevie Wonder.
That's so sweet.
Posted by: 80s movies haunt us all. Like Piper
Even Stevie Wonder didn't see that coming.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:30 PM (lnk1R)
Sad, I never even got to go to the latest MOME and say goodbye.
Farewell, fair Piper - may Death ferry you gentle across the river Styx...
Posted by: Boswell at June 04, 2026 03:30 PM (V7158)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (gnNyN)
Pfft, poor Piper! People prob'ly plotzed.
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:30 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 03:30 PM (1wjle)
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"Oh, then we can ignore it."
-the NYT
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:31 PM (KbEzc)
Posted by: Halfhand at June 04, 2026 03:27 PM (JsZm/)
Of course:
It's not rape rape
Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 03:31 PM (WNOcj)
Posted by: Graham "That's Incredible!" Platner at June 04, 2026 03:31 PM (QPCEj)
No. He's a leftist married to
Krystal Ball. It just affirms that leftists don't believe in a a religion other than politics.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (n3VHW)
I used to sometimes watched a commentator who had a watch about the state of their marriage based on the shared clips they put out.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2026 03:31 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 03:31 PM (G0vdT)
Yet. The full oppo dump on this guy hasn’t been released. He thinks a lot of it isn’t in the open.
He’s wrong.
Posted by: That Guy at June 04, 2026 03:31 PM (TKiRY)
Posted by: Justice kavanaugh at June 04, 2026 03:31 PM (fi5pf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 03:31 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (UJMvS)
HEY!!!!
Don't knock it till you've tried it!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: connected and litigious at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (cS1cw)
Nothin says lovin like somethin from the oven!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:06 PM
Boys have a p***, girls have a v*****...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Halfhand at June 04, 2026 03:27 PM (JsZm/)
Of course:
It's not rape rape
Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 03:31 PM (WNOcj)
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I really need Platner, Talarico, and El-Sayed to lose, in addition to at least one of Cooper or Ossoff.
That way the establishment can blame the far left of being such a problem that they took out good moderate candidates while the progressives can blame the establishment for not backing progressive candidates enough.
All while the black caucus screams at everyone because of Crockett.
Should amuse me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (KbEzc)
Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (YwEeS)
Piper, don't pay attention to them. You are not dead.
Posted by: runner
Piper is NOT a Norwegian Blue Parrot. Therefore, not sleeping, deeply.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: That Guy at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (TKiRY)
I can see you being the politest ghost though.
Like instead of "Boo!" or jumpscaring people, it would be
"Ummm... hey... Hi...could I maybe interest you in a glimpse of the afterlife? Nothing too sudden, I promise!"
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (oknh1)
Well, do they have beach friends? Huh?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 03:33 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 03:33 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: connected and litigious
Attitude. You will get back attitude.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:33 PM (lnk1R)
Yet. The full oppo dump on this guy hasn’t been released. He thinks a lot of it isn’t in the open.
He’s wrong.
Posted by: That Guy at June 04, 2026 03:31 PM (TKiRY)
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Collins will dump the full oppo mid-July.
Democrats won't do it, just in case he does pull off the primary win. They need to fundraise off this guy. Can't do that if you organizationally tried to destroy him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:33 PM (KbEzc)
He's one of those false narrators.
Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2026 03:33 PM (dIske)
Posted by: That Guy at June 04, 2026 03:34 PM (TKiRY)
Was there a fight over her shoes? Someone said there was a fight over her shoes.
Posted by: Case at June 04, 2026 03:34 PM (4Pn+V)
Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 03:34 PM (G0vdT)
He's one of those false narrators.
Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2026 03:33 PM (dIske)
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"How can it be sexual assault if she was askin' for it?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:34 PM (KbEzc)
Posted by: Beartooth at June 04, 2026 03:34 PM (IYeV+)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 04, 2026 03:34 PM (YlWIZ)
If Ds feel Platner needs to go, silly things like laws won’t keep them from making it happen ever after deadlines pass.
Posted by: Heroq at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (rKig4)
Farewell, fair Piper - may Death ferry you gentle across the river Styx...
Posted by: Boswell at June 04, 2026 03:30 PM (V7158
You asked for it.........
https://youtu.be/71Vdo-ahbqE
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (2eTZj)
>>But Ds take no chances.
At the end of the day, Democrats have a greater than 2:1 registration advantage over Republicans in California.
If you are a democrat, you want to be governed by democrats.
It's really that simple.
Pratt better start the relocation scouting process, to get ahead of the curve.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (XV/Pl)
But if were in charge of the Maine GOP, I'd have waited a month to let all this out into the wild.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: That Guy at June 04, 2026 03:34 PM (TKiRY)
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"Oh, we know."
-Texas black Democrats, still pissy about Crockett losing to weird looking gnome Talarico
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (KbEzc)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:30 PM (lnk1R)
CBD is checking out the fashions for the weekend post I guess...
Too soon?
Posted by: Boswell at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (V7158)
Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 03:34 PM (G0vdT)
; )
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (2UnvF)
I am not the one who suggested it! I cannot help the souls I have reached! The silver lining to my death is it is inspiring the consumption of kale smoothies. My work here is done.
Posted by: Piper
Would better with more vodka and less kale. Like zero kale. Maybe some frozen peaches. But definitely vodka.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (QVmho)
They hitched the entire 2026 Senate elections to this anal wart. They fawned over him. They swooned over him. The leftwing media sucked his shithouse dick in article after article. He and Talafreako were gonna lead the Dums to a takeover of the Senate.
They're in too deep. Can't pull out now.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: That Guy at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (TKiRY)
"Have you seen this wiener?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:36 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 03:36 PM (dK+Kv)
The Democrats are coming to a nexus and they know it. It’s fundraising versus electability. Their national image is in the toilet because of people like Platner.
Posted by: That Guy at June 04, 2026 03:36 PM (TKiRY)
Posted by: Beartooth at June 04, 2026 03:34 PM (IYeV+)
Past couple of threads we've talked about her. That might be enough?
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:36 PM (6wpGE)
Should have stayed with the Nazis, Graham, they're much more forgiving about this sort of thing!
Hopefully all that will be left will be a faint aroma of Port-A-Potty fluid, oysters, and fail.
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at June 04, 2026 03:36 PM (Ft5W9)
Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 03:30 PM (1wjle)
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Sorta NSFW. "Deny, Deny, Deny"
YT LINK: https://tinyurl.com/24za5yw7
Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 03:36 PM (rj6Yv)
But NOT that he's never sexually assaulted anyone.
Interesting. You would tend not to leave that out.
Unless they're not reporting the full quote.
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:36 PM (oknh1)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (QVmho)
She has passed on, she has ceased to be, she is an ex-Piper. If she wasn't propped up on that yoga ball she'd be pushing up the daisies!
Posted by: HELLO PIPER!! *thumps her against the gym floor* at June 04, 2026 03:36 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (UjdFS)
Floating over a portashitter seat
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:36 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 03:37 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 03:37 PM (dK+Kv)
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I think there's going to be more than that that's not being hinted at.
Like, he's guilty of murder of civilians while at Blackwater.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:38 PM (KbEzc)
If Ds feel Platner needs to go, silly things like laws won’t keep them from making it happen ever after deadlines pass.
Posted by: Heroq
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TURN THOSE BALLOT PRINTERS BACK ON!!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 04, 2026 03:38 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:36 PM (oknh1)
No credible allegations PENDING is the specific qualification.
*doubles down on rape-rape*
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 03:38 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 03:38 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 04, 2026 03:38 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2026 03:38 PM (D1E+2)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:39 PM (Ot/FD)
what Bah Hobba sounds like in RoKhannan.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 04, 2026 03:39 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:39 PM (oknh1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:38 PM (KbEzc)
A natural fit at the DNC, then.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 03:39 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)
Well ahoy polloi!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:39 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (2eTZj)
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He is there to give Platner a check. Or not.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 03:39 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Beartooth at June 04, 2026 03:34 PM (IYeV+)
No open casket, please - no one should see the hideous aftermath of Kalecide...
Posted by: Boswell at June 04, 2026 03:39 PM (V7158)
Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 03:39 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:40 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 03:40 PM (PszcT)
Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (UjdFS)
Floating over a portashitter seat
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:36 PM (Ot/FD)
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Some things are just plain anatomically impossible for a flaming skull...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 03:40 PM (gnNyN)
--
As long as that foot leads up to a nice ass and a big set of titties I'm okay!
Posted by: Graham Platner, Oyster farmer & rapist at June 04, 2026 03:41 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Mhandisi at June 04, 2026 03:41 PM (GbeZR)
https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2062589345807118574/photo/1
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:41 PM (KbEzc)
They're so captured by their lunatic base they've apparently hit the self destruct button.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:41 PM (UJMvS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:40 PM (X0axn)
Were there ... three of them?
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:41 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (2eTZj)
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Is that where the Bushes have their compound?
Also if Khana is there Massie can’t be too far behind. Those two are BFFs these days.
Posted by: Heroq at June 04, 2026 03:41 PM (rKig4)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 04, 2026 03:42 PM (xvV+O)
These people are fucking weird, man. I'm here for it. But... damn, they're weird.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:42 PM (Ot/FD)
--
As long as that foot leads up to a nice ass and a big set of titties I'm okay!
Posted by: Graham Platner
Tig biddies are always ok at the Circle K.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:42 PM (lnk1R)
Were there ... three of them?
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:41 PM (6wpGE)
I couldn't tell....blinded by the floweredy brightness.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:42 PM (X0axn)
Looks like they have that in overdrive now
Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 03:40 PM (PszcT)
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80% of all ballots in 2024 in Maine were early.
Early voting this year has been open since May 14.
He's probably banked enough already to win outright.
This is spitting into the wind. He's their nominee. The primary is over. They're hoping he has honor and shame and will step aside.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:42 PM (KbEzc)
Judge: "And, did he?"
Jane Doe #1: "No, your Honor. It was a construction sight, and, you see, there was a whole line of Porta Potties along the site boundary..."
Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2026 03:42 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:41 PM (UJMvS)
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"If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!"
Posted by: Professor Farnsworth at June 04, 2026 03:43 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: four seasons at June 04, 2026 03:43 PM (x4yF4)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:43 PM (X0axn)
Looks like they have that in overdrive now
Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 03:40 PM (PszcT)
Heh.
Their scandals have deadlines.
I'm telling ya. Weird, man.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:43 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 03:43 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 04, 2026 03:42 PM (xvV+O)
What's good to pair with kale?
A taste bud transplant.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 03:43 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Heroq at June 04, 2026 03:43 PM (rKig4)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:43 PM (X0axn)
"Son of a bitch it was just a Firebird with the stickers scraped off this whole time!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:43 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 03:44 PM (PszcT)
Posted by: DBCooper at June 04, 2026 03:44 PM (3oMnW)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0HlraC7RwdE
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 04, 2026 03:44 PM (uMDOZ)
Referring to the Bessent / Rubio thread:
Vote Dim in 2026 -- Boldly "Reclaiming Their Time Since 2006!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 04, 2026 03:44 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:42 PM (X0axn)
Its the light from the other side. His Light.
It does a heart good to know that Piper escaped hell despite her health food advocacy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 03:44 PM (zZu0s)
It does a heart good to know that Piper escaped hell despite her health food advocacy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 03:44 PM (zZu0s)
AMEN!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:45 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 03:45 PM (Ia/+0)
I think the guy's a psycho with violent tendencies. Better take away his guns
Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 03:45 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: InZona at June 04, 2026 03:45 PM (o8srJ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:42 PM (Ot/FD)
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Can anyone be really sure that he does NOT have any victims stashed away somewhere?
Remember, he's a "harbormaster" and "oyster farmer" for a remote section of Maine's coastline.
Plenty of opportunities for him to find places for people to disappear along there...
Posted by: Professor Farnsworth at June 04, 2026 03:45 PM (gnNyN)
https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2062589345807118574/photo/1
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:41 PM (KbEzc)
_____
This is the way it's done. But sadly, the two managers only got caught because they're stupid. It's freakishly easy to hire illegals with enough plausible deniability to avoid prosecution. These two must have done some real dumb shit.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)
" of course there's more coming, look at the history"
Direct and to the point with the reporter. They don't even know how to come up with a follow up question.
Posted by: jen the original at June 04, 2026 03:46 PM (Pm9fB)
The comments section was even more amusing, however. Most of the lefties were in a tizzy about how regardless of what horrible things Maine Kampf had done, at least he wasn't Susan Collins, who had voted for Trump's nominees, which was somehow morally worse than, like, any heinous crime ever.
The minority of voices of reason (to the extent a lefty can be said to be reasonable, which is not much) were explaining that such bad behavior was indicative of poor judgement and lack of self-control, qualities you don't want in a Senator. But they were mostly shouted down by the "blue no matter who" loudmouths. "I don't care if he's an actual Nazi, if he votes against Trump, I want him in Congress!"
Then there were a few who predicted he'd turn out to be another Fetterman. Not that we'll find out; Platner political career is now surely dead as a coffin nail. At least he can keep selling oysters to his mom.
Posted by: Martbell at June 04, 2026 03:46 PM (RV7qC)
Graham Platner needs porta-potty/ Urinal Cake air freshener to get aroused.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 04, 2026 03:46 PM (IifOV)
A nominated candidate must submit a written withdrawal to the Office of the Secretary of State by 5:00 PM on the second Monday in July preceding the general election
If a vacancy is declared, the political party's state committee has until the fourth Monday in July to nominate a replacement for the general election ballot.
Posted by: Heroq at June 04, 2026 03:46 PM (rKig4)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:46 PM (X0axn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 03:46 PM (n3VHW)
Posted by: Professor Farnsworth at June 04, 2026 03:45 PM (gnNyN)
Hey, I'm willing to believe it. I'm just fascinated by the political autolysis happening here.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:46 PM (Ot/FD)
Wasn't Graham Platner the rock guitarist to whom Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders referred during the Clinton Administration?
Oh, my mistake. That was "Eric Clapner". LOL
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 04, 2026 03:46 PM (s9VOe)
I think the guy's a psycho with violent tendencies. Better take away his guns
Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 03:45 PM (UjdFS)
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I think Northeast progressives have been on the verge of going postal on the Democrat Party since 2016 since Bernie was cheated out of his obvious domination over Hillary.
Tanking their boy in the senate race that they're bound to win (just look at the polls! as accurate as in 2020!) could be the arresting of a country priest for them. (Romanian revolution reference.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:46 PM (KbEzc)
Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 03:47 PM (1wjle)
Ackshully vodka is kale repellent. Just try to force kale on someone after vodka. Likely not a good result.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 04, 2026 03:47 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)
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"eVerify said it was okay that Juan used Bob Smith's SSN."
"Damn...He's got us."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:47 PM (KbEzc)
Posted by: four seasons at June 04, 2026 03:43 PM (x4yF4)
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Ref. Style Guide "manwhore"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 03:47 PM (RIvkX)
None of this is proof. But it does suggest there's something here.
Perhaps what it suggests is that the crows know you're going to be doing another fast, and they're bringing you the bones to make bone broth in preparation.
Who knows? The crows know.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 03:47 PM (0sNs1)
Add OH to that list. It looks like a solid DEM pickup to me. Yes... based on the polls. But pollster (FOX, maybe?) polled other stuff in OH as well as the Senate race, & it looks credible, to me anyone.
The DEM nominee Sherrod Brown has much better name recognition than his GOP opponent.
Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 03:47 PM (RCjYY)
How about somebody send Graham Platner a pallet loaded up with Hanoi Jane urinal cakes?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 04, 2026 03:47 PM (s9VOe)
I am loving all this!!! Thanks, Ace!
I remain convinced that the Maine Governor Janet Mills the Ugly is a trans.Nothing short of proof will convince me. Not that I'd want to see THAT!
All is calm in my world for now. I was rested and ready for a rampage after a month of piled on stress after stress.
Seriously, though, a RN could tell this was crap treatment from reading the lab values, there is no way a PA or ARNP would not treat this sick baby girl for a UTI two days ago. AND the MD seems to be doing something weird with the portal lab values as she knows the baby's Nana is a nurse.
I am sure my girlie will be fine. She was better yesterday, bless her. She should not have been sick for two extra days due to either being an idiot pediatrician or over her head with a large pediatric practice plus teaching at a med school.
By the way. The most dangerous time for surgery or in patient care in university hospitals is this month when the interns become residents. It is pure chaos.
So stay healthy.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 03:48 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Stretching our future at June 04, 2026 03:48 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious
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Just don't try to feed it to the crows.
Enemies for life.
Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 03:49 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 04, 2026 03:46 PM
Eric Clapner > Eric Syphilisner
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 03:49 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 04, 2026 03:44 PM (uMDOZ)
________________________
I'm part of a group that counts migrating eagles, peregrines, hawks etc. at a National park near me and on a migration trail. We do it twice a year, of course.
I get to talk all afternoon with experts in predatory birds. Interesting as hell. Most hawks and eagles, when being harrassed by crows will just fly straight up to a height that crows can't handle forcing them to peel off.
Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2026 03:49 PM (dIske)
Add OH to that list. It looks like a solid DEM pickup to me. Yes... based on the polls. But pollster (FOX, maybe?) polled other stuff in OH as well as the Senate race, & it looks credible, to me anyone.
The DEM nominee Sherrod Brown has much better name recognition than his GOP opponent.
Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 03:47 PM (RCjYY)
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OH is not going to be a Dem pickup.
Dear lord.
Look at polling from summer of 2024.
Brown was winning them all. Outside the margin of error.
He lost by 4.
And Brown was the incumbent.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:49 PM (KbEzc)
I am glad that Mr. Platner does not have any children.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
He's a prolific breeder of baby toilet hobos, by al accounts.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 04, 2026 03:49 PM (s9VOe)
Looks like they have that in overdrive now
Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 03:40 PM (PszcT)
Heard earlier that they can't remove him from the ballot at this point, it's too late. So not sure what the date actually is.
Also heard they went with Platner because he polls well with 18-34 year olds, who like to be communists in mom's basement. Its a group the Dems are trying to wrest back from Trump.
Posted by: jen the original at June 04, 2026 03:50 PM (Pm9fB)
Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 03:50 PM (RCjYY)
There is a narrative about Democrats forming, carefully curated by Trump, and I think kooks like Platner are POTENTIALLY going to eat into or diminish it. But I'm not sure yet.
That said Trump can use anything and will, so let's see what happens.
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:50 PM (oknh1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:49 PM (KbEzc)
Name recognition doesn't always help you when your name is recognized as "The Guy Who Really Got His Ass Handed To Him Last Time"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:50 PM (Ot/FD)
Do summer polls have a great record, or something?
Because every time I look them up, they're hilariously wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:50 PM (KbEzc)
Posted by: four seasons at June 04, 2026 03:43 PM (x4yF4)
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Ref. Style Guide "manwhore"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 03:47 PM (RIvkX)
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There's probably a greater relative number of rentboys servicing homos than female whores servicing straight men. The gay community is crawling with prostitution, alone with every other of the worst social and health pathologies.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:50 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Heroq at June 04, 2026 03:51 PM (rKig4)
Damn if this doesn't look like a job for Angela Lansbury.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 04, 2026 03:51 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: wferrin at June 04, 2026 03:51 PM (3WIil)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:49 PM (KbEzc)
Name recognition doesn't always help you when your name is recognized as "The Guy Who Really Got His Ass Handed To Him Last Time"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:50 PM (Ot/FD)
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This is the Kari Lake phenomenon.
Trump is the exception to the rule, and everyone is going to think they're Trump now.
We're going to see a lot more failing candidates and defeated incumbents running again for several more years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:51 PM (KbEzc)
So stay healthy.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 03:48 PM (WONhk)
Good to know!
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:51 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:46 PM (KbEzc)
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In the Olden Days, the Dems would offer the Platnerites fistfuls of filthy lucre looted the US Treasury (laundered through their pet NGOs) to soothe their ruffled feathers. That worked, somewhat, for the Bernie Bros. But, a new sheriff was elected and the EZ dough is out of reach.
Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 03:51 PM (rj6Yv)
I reallllllly dislike Vivek but I guess I hope he pulls it out
it's not like he can get rid of the OH leg and fill it with Brahmins
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 04, 2026 03:51 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Heroq at June 04, 2026 03:51 PM (rKig4)
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Do Fox polls in summer, especially state level, have a good track record of predicting the November results?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:52 PM (KbEzc)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious
.......
It can cover up the okra nicely.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2026 03:53 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:53 PM (oknh1)
Posted by: Skip
......
Don't be putting perfectly good vodka in the garbage disposal.
Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 03:53 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2026 03:53 PM (s5c1p)
I get to talk all afternoon with experts in predatory birds. Interesting as hell. Most hawks and eagles, when being harrassed by crows will just fly straight up to a height that crows can't handle forcing them to peel off.
Posted by: Orson
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I always wanted to do that, but I move around too much for work. I think the guys plan will work though if it keeps the hawks away from the homestead.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 04, 2026 03:53 PM (uMDOZ)
Posted by: Pipers Ghost at June 04, 2026 03:53 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2026 03:53 PM (s5c1p)
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New phone. Who dis?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:54 PM (KbEzc)
Life is good. I haven't killed anyone yet today but it was dicey this morning for a murder ride across the valley and a national news scene at the university hospital. That woman does not know how lucky she is as she wears her stinking mask. I guess during covid she wore the whole deal with a plastic shield. Pathetic.
All is well. Walgreens is safe because my dude went there instead of me to save another news story.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 03:54 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 03:55 PM (PszcT)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Someone said Piper's dog's name was soup. I made a play on thinking that the Chinese characters of Piper's tattoo spelled SOUP.
Piper tried to dispel the rumor that she had a tattoo and typo'd tumor instead of rumor.
After that, it was Katie bar the door.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:55 PM (lnk1R)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:56 PM (lnk1R)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:49 PM (KbEzc)
Name recognition doesn't always help you when your name is recognized as "The Guy Who Really Got His Ass Handed To Him Last Time"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:50 PM (Ot/FD)
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This is the Kari Lake phenomenon.
Trump is the exception to the rule, and everyone is going to think they're Trump now.
We're going to see a lot more failing candidates and defeated incumbents running again for several more years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:51 PM (KbEzc)
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And Trump won the first time (2016). Lake never won. Sure, she wuz robbed, but officially she lost. And I never thought she was a great candidate either. She was the Golden Gal to a lot on the right, but I wasn't convinced she would be very appealing in the general.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:56 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2026 03:53 PM
The crows know what Ace is going to do before Ace does.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 03:56 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Someone said Piper's dog's name was soup. I made a play on thinking that the Chinese characters of Piper's tattoo spelled SOUP.
Piper tried to dispel the rumor that she had a tattoo and typo'd tumor instead of rumor.
After that, it was Katie bar the door.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:55 PM (lnk1R)
Clearly you TRIED, rickb223, but ....
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:56 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 03:56 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:55 PM (lnk1R)
Ya gotta love it when the Horde gets on a roll.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2026 03:56 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:57 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 03:57 PM (0sNs1)
And Trump won the first time (2016). Lake never won. Sure, she wuz robbed, but officially she lost. And I never thought she was a great candidate either. She was the Golden Gal to a lot on the right, but I wasn't convinced she would be very appealing in the general.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:56 PM (iFTx/)
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It explains Brown's run this year, Kamala's run in 2028, and it will explain, a hypothetical Sinema run for Senate in AZ again, or something. "I lost, but I have name recognition."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:57 PM (KbEzc)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 03:57 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:56 PM (lnk1R)
I thought it was lupus.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 03:57 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:58 PM (lnk1R)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
I think their vetting involves a few dozen pair of boots, some shoe polish, and a tongue.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2026 03:58 PM (diia5)
exchanging glances.....
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:58 PM (oknh1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 03:58 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Diogenes
You really hotta love how she's a good sport about it.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:59 PM (lnk1R)
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Don't rule out: flow to a benefactor Dem.
Because I'm sure the Dems would love that one.
Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 03:59 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 03:56 PM (0sNs1)
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They're sending him warnings about cutting off the treats. The crows are depositing picked-over bird bodies on his porch and Ace thinks the carcasses are 'gifts'.
Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 03:59 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Pipernegger at June 04, 2026 03:59 PM (UjdFS)
Looks like they have that in overdrive now
Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 03:40 PM (PszcT)
Heard earlier that they can't remove him from the ballot at this point, it's too late. So not sure what the date actually is.
Also heard they went with Platner because he polls well with 18-34 year olds, who like to be communists in mom's basement. Its a group the Dems are trying to wrest back from Trump.
Too late?HAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Torricelli at June 04, 2026 04:00 PM (fi5pf)
Posted by: DBCooper at June 04, 2026 03:44 PM (3oMnW)
Officially jealous as that was a fantastic concert for Lynyrd Skynyrd. I totally and completely loved them and never got to see them live. I guess my one regret in life.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 04:00 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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I think there was some confusion about his car.
Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:00 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 03:58 PM (n5tGW)
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This is why Schumer recruited Mills.
There were stories months ago praising Schumer for his great recruitment for this cycle, and Mills was a major name in those stories.
And she dropped out of this race because after months of people knowing that Mills' opponent had a Nazi tattoo for 18 years, she was still trailing by 30-50 points in every poll.
The establishment has almost no control of its base anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:00 PM (KbEzc)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 04:00 PM (lnk1R)
Tuned in in time to see the request to add you to the sidebar, and spent way too much time looking to see what horrible thing had happened, crawling through other threads.
Could not imagine no more fashion updates, or opportunities for my own personal growth in having to acknowledge that it is possible for someone to be witty, wise, and wonderful in spite of the fact that they happily eat kale.
whew!
Posted by: barbarausa at June 04, 2026 04:00 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:56 PM (iFTx/)
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It explains Brown's run this year, Kamala's run in 2028, and it will explain, a hypothetical Sinema run for Senate in AZ again, or something. "I lost, but I have name recognition."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:57 PM (KbEzc)
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Sununu FTW!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 04:00 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Heroq at June 04, 2026 04:01 PM (rKig4)
You can't hold a pro-life sign near an abortion clinic, but what the protesters are doing is just fine!
Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 04:02 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Gref at June 04, 2026 04:02 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 03:51 PM (rj6Yv)
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Or A HOUSE!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 04, 2026 04:03 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (/sySz
You're not foolin' anyone, you know...
Posted by: Get in the cart at June 04, 2026 04:03 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:03 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2026 04:03 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:04 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 04:04 PM (n5tGW)
Bernie Sanders: "Why don't we examine income and wealth inequality?"
It's amazing how quickly the MeToo Movement has been vaporized. It's almost as if it was never real. Same thing with Naziism being bad. I get the feeling the DNC isn't very honest.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 04, 2026 04:04 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: Diogenes
You really hotta love how she's a good sport about it.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:59 PM (lnk1R)
She's out back slashin' people's tires.
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:04 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2026 04:03 PM (Cqx++)
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She needs to swallow a cat.
Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:05 PM (Fi81e)
The only course of action is obvious. Hold a magnificent funeral, write a protest song called Piper's Song, put up some statues, and then put her face on our victorious movement's coinage. There could be some naysayers who object to our torchlight yoga sessions, but they'll be swept aside in short order.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 04:05 PM (BI5O2)
The Demedia have to set it up so they can push it on the Sunday morning interview shows and then talk about it all day Monday and Tuesday.
Janet Mills might het a few more votes out of it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 04:05 PM (6ydKt)
Alex Berenson
@AlexBerenson
·
5h
So
@grahamformaine
is now saying he won't face any "credible" allegations of sexual assault?
Oof.
The rumors involve Hotchkiss, and why Platner left after one semester in 1999.
Posted by: beckster at June 04, 2026 04:05 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 04:06 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 04, 2026 04:06 PM (oji8u)
The only course of action is obvious. Hold a magnificent funeral, write a protest song called Piper's Song, put up some statues, and then put her face on our victorious movement's coinage. There could be some naysayers who object to our torchlight yoga sessions, but they'll be swept aside in short order.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 04:05 PM (BI5O2)
Who gets her stuff?
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:07 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 04, 2026 04:07 PM (YlWIZ)
Seriously, He is pulling the credibility card on sexual assault?
He's dead Jim.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 04, 2026 04:07 PM (0N4FZ)
The only course of action is obvious. Hold a magnificent funeral, write a protest song called Piper's Song, put up some statues, and then put her face on our victorious movement's coinage. There could be some naysayers who object to our torchlight yoga sessions, but they'll be swept aside in short order.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 04:05 PM (BI5O2)
NO JUSTICE NO PEACE!
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 04, 2026 04:07 PM (okun6)
Posted by: Rosa Delauro at June 04, 2026 04:07 PM (nvKZ7)
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If she posts later, she's just lying.
Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:08 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 04, 2026 04:08 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Reforger at June 04, 2026 04:08 PM (TsnvK)
Texas man arrested for charging illegals $200 per person to guide them to asylum towns
He instead lead them to ICE detention center
https://x.com/ForgiatoBlow47/status/
2062234061666455937
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I found my next candidate for president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:08 PM (KbEzc)
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How about walking up to someone unarmed and stabbing them. Is that a crime?
Melo was merely arrested for Stabbing While Black
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 04:08 PM (oknh1)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 04, 2026 04:08 PM (YlWIZ)
Good point. Let's examine that. Why DOES Bernie Sanders have so many homes, when so many people have none?
Posted by: Wally at June 04, 2026 04:08 PM (0e5Te)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 04, 2026 04:07 PM (YlWIZ)
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I will answer that question for A HOUSE!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 04, 2026 04:08 PM (3ImbR)
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Easy money!
But I wouldn't count on it fully paying out. Dude has no shame or honor or anywhere else to go.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (KbEzc)
Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (s5c1p)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Reforger at June 04, 2026 04:08 PM (TsnvK)
It was Piper.
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (6wpGE)
Mills will be the candidate without receiving any votes.
Posted by: torabora at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (ddl1m)
Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (77rzZ)
The protestors are right; self-defense isn't a crime. Too bad what Anthony did wasn't self-defense.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (oji8u)
Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (GD0B3)
Mills will be the candidate without receiving any votes.
Posted by: torabora at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (ddl1m)
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Platner has to agree to drop out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (KbEzc)
Mills will be the candidate without receiving any votes.
Posted by: torabora at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (ddl1m)
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The Democarp way!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 04, 2026 04:10 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:10 PM (KbEzc)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2026 04:10 PM (gQKJe)
Posted by: m
Soup.
Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (77rzZ)
Who gets "Soup"?
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:10 PM (6wpGE)
WOW.
Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 04:06 PM (G0vdT)
He has been chosen to be dropped out. And I think we are watching a very quick rebrand at the same time.
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 04:10 PM (oknh1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (KbEzc)
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And it's going to be a lot harder to write a letter in his name than it was for Joe.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 04, 2026 04:11 PM (Fi81e)
The only course of action is obvious. Hold a magnificent funeral, write a protest song called Piper's Song, put up some statues, and then put her face on our victorious movement's coinage. There could be some naysayers who object to our torchlight yoga sessions, but they'll be swept aside in short order.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 04:05 PM (BI5O2)
Who gets her stuff?
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:07 PM
Did she join buzzion on the choir invisible?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 04, 2026 04:11 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:50 PM (iFTx/)
Sex in the City was written by gay dudes portraying THIER lifestyle and women gobbled it up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 04:11 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: You Know Who at June 04, 2026 04:11 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 04:11 PM (oknh1)
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 04:11 PM (oknh1)
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Yeah, I feel lonely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:12 PM (KbEzc)
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:10 PM (6wpGE)
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NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Posted by: You Know Who at June 04, 2026 04:11 PM (Fi81e)
ha!
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:12 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:08 PM (KbEzc)
Seems like they should be paying him some bounties not charging him with fraud.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 04:12 PM (6ydKt)
Mills will be the candidate without receiving any votes.
Posted by: torabora at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (ddl1m)
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Platner has to agree to drop out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (KbEzc)
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It would be glorious to seem him go down fighting. *popping popcorn, extra butter*
Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 04:12 PM (G0vdT)
Mills will be the candidate without receiving any votes.
Posted by: torabora at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM
They can't do that, there is no precedent for doing that.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 04, 2026 04:12 PM (0N4FZ)
Call me.
Posted by: Paul McCartney at June 04, 2026 04:13 PM (0e5Te)
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Surely he doesn't mean his...
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2026 04:13 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 04, 2026 04:13 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (KbEzc)
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Guess who's getting a new house....
Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:13 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 04, 2026 04:13 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 04:13 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Geoff Shotts at June 04, 2026 04:13 PM (13ivK)
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If she posts later, she's just lying.
Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:08 PM
Have people forgotten buzzion so soon?
Sic transit gloria.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 04:14 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:50 PM (iFTx/)
Sex in the City was written by gay dudes portraying THIER lifestyle and women gobbled it up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 04:11 PM (zZu0s)
_____
Samantha was basically a gay man
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 04:14 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 04:12 PM (G0vdT)
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He's a nepo baby who went to war three times just to kill people (psychopath), runs an oyster farm that only sells to his mother (nepo-baby reliant on his parents), and signed up for KIK after it was revealed in the NYT that it was a breeding ground for minor exploitation (completely amoral).
But, sure, "Please drop out or we'll tell bad stuff about you," is going to influence the guy who had a Nazi tattoo until after it became a campaign issue (and may actually still have it).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:14 PM (KbEzc)
WOW.
Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 04:06 PM (G0vdT)
He has been chosen to be dropped out. And I think we are watching a very quick rebrand at the same time.
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 04:10 PM (oknh1)
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Ah yes. Dem party telling NYT's and WAPO to release the Kraken.
Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 04:14 PM (G0vdT)
Sic transit gloria.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 04:14 PM (0sNs1)
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I was actually trying to think of a way to link buzzion (RIP) in.
Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:15 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 04:15 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 04:15 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 04:10 PM (oknh1)
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Ah yes. Dem party telling NYT's and WAPO to release the Kraken.
Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 04:14 PM (G0vdT)
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They think they have until Tuesday.
But, the race is already over. Maine has been voting for 3 weeks. And Maine is a very big early voting state.
He's the nominee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:16 PM (KbEzc)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 04:15 PM (wVcYX)
"was"
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:16 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2026 04:16 PM (D1E+2)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 04:14 PM (iFTx/)
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Is that the gay man played by Kim Cattrall?
Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:16 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 04:16 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 04:11 PM (oknh1)
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Piper took them all out in a blaze of glory before finally succumbing to her wounds...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 04:16 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 04:13 PM
Dude! We're IN Pride Month. In fact, it's 13.333334% over!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 04:17 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
And then normal people looked at the women in that show and said "gosh aren't women terrible".
I wonder how many of the "women's socio-sexual behavior is terrible" studies are actually studies of gay men's behavior that is somehow being attributed to women.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 04, 2026 04:17 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/)
Couple of days, we'll forget about her, tho.
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:18 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
YOU KNOW THE RULE...
Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 04:18 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 04:17 PM (0sNs1)
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Wrath Month is gonna be LIT!
Posted by: That guy who thinks Wrath Month is gonna be LIT at June 04, 2026 04:18 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:18 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2026 04:16 PM (D1E+2)
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A lot of plants are trying to kill you. Kale was a lot less subtle about it for me. Severe gas and chest pains after drinking my first kale smoothie. Couldn't breath deeply for a couple of hours.
Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:18 PM (Fi81e)
I ate steak and shellfish four times a week for 20 years, and I eventually bought myself a case of raging gout.
I'm just a middle class jerkoff, but I stopped, and the gout is totally gone.
Bernie Sanders is a lifelong millionaire, and he couldn't afford to stop having it. He still hobbles around drenched in sweat.
Just an observation.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 04:18 PM (BI5O2)
He instead lead them to ICE detention center
https://x.com/ForgiatoBlow47/status/
2062234061666455937
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I found my next candidate for president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:08 PM (KbEzc)
Well, if the detention centers were in sanctuary cities, he technically fulfilled the contract...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 04, 2026 04:19 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
YOU KNOW THE RULE...
Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 04:18 PM (77rzZ)
"You have to pay extra"?
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:19 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 04:19 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
No, that was Uncle Arthur, not Samantha. No gay trannie guy could've looked as good as Samantha.
Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 04:19 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 04:19 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 04:19 PM (oknh1)
I'm just a middle class jerkoff, but I stopped, and the gout is totally gone.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 04:18 PM (BI5O2)
Very cool!
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:20 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 04, 2026 04:20 PM (mfV+0)
Posted by: Ann at June 04, 2026 04:21 PM (SHHm+)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
YOU KNOW THE RULE...
Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 04:18 PM
What happens at the MoMe stays at the MoMe?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 04:21 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:21 PM (6wpGE)
Anything you have to freeze, beat with a rock for a week, then boil for a month and add twelve other strong-flavored ingredients in order to choke down is not meant to be eaten.
(I do like okra, however, in gumbo, pickled, and fried)
Posted by: barbarausa at June 04, 2026 04:21 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 04:21 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 04:19 PM (oknh1)
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Well they feel like they feel what what it would feel like to be a woman, so they oughta know.
Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:22 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 04:22 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 04:22 PM (oknh1)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 04:21 PM (6ydKt)
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"INDIE!!!!"
Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:22 PM (Fi81e)
All you can do is pinch their cheeks* and giggle.
*with battery cables.
Posted by: Sifty at June 04, 2026 04:23 PM (rH87P)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 04, 2026 04:49 PM (bXbFr)
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