Gloriously Golden Yuge Hair Cafe

A buffalo in Bangladesh with blonde hair
(on top of his head, not on his body)
is named "Trump"

Old but still cute: A scary looking pit bull wants pets from the neighbors but they're too afraid. So his owners put up a sign announcing that Tubbs is very friendly and would love to be pet.

Women brings home a lonely goose living in a parking lot, and the goose finally makes a friend.

Again! A video I posted a couple of days ago was an AI fake -- count the legs on the cat.

Bear family, out of control.

Before the kitten grows up, it will not freak out if you touch its belly.

Dog attacks all the fountains.

Giving stray dogs a spray of cooling water.

Doing disappearing magic tricks for stunned dogs.

Reuniting a baby koala who fell from the tree with his mama:

Zoomies.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/DuvJjwEuPj
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) June 3, 2026

Dog tries to persuade newly adopted dog to play with him..🐕🐾☺️ pic.twitter.com/vMunvoLroW
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 4, 2026

Who's walking whom..🐕🐾😅 pic.twitter.com/aDNWYq0ldB
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 4, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:42 PM

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Posted by: Reforger at June 04, 2026 07:45 PM (TsnvK)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 04, 2026 07:46 PM (PJdmB)

3 I feel like taking a centrist position this evening.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2026 07:47 PM (3mtTi)

4 Feeling centered?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 04, 2026 07:47 PM (l26NL)

5 Feeli'n groovy

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 07:48 PM (j6kSc)

6 ace is calling it straight down the middle tonight...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 07:49 PM (gnNyN)

7 Lovely weather on the island

Posted by: Accomack at June 04, 2026 07:50 PM (T8bqm)

8 One night in Bangladesh makes a hard buffalo humble.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 07:50 PM (3uBP9)

9
Sol has farted in our general direction again, two plasma farts, in fact, one faster than the other. They've merged together in what they dub a "cannibal CME" and it should hit Erf this morning sometime. May make some more Aurorae, but nothing too spectacular.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 04, 2026 07:50 PM (w6EFb)

10 Good evening everyone
Watching They were Expendable with Jon Wayne

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 07:51 PM (Ia/+0)

11 Zoomies was cute.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 07:51 PM (Sco7b)

12 The proverbial "stuck in the middle with you".

Posted by: Tuna at June 04, 2026 07:51 PM (lJ0H4)

13 8 One night in Bangladesh makes a hard buffalo humble.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 07:50 PM (3uBP9)
Gets his kio\cks above the eyebrows?

Posted by: Eromero at June 04, 2026 07:52 PM (LHPAg)

14 Watching They were Expendable with Jon Wayne
Posted by: Skip

One of my favorite movies.

Posted by: Tuna at June 04, 2026 07:52 PM (lJ0H4)

15 That buffalo wants to speak with your supervisor.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 07:53 PM (QVmho)

16 The center holds!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 07:53 PM (ZOv7s)

17 Allie the Calico Kitty Cat (the *other* cutest little cat of them all) says, "Hello!"

She's sitting in my lap right now...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 07:53 PM (gnNyN)

18 Watching my first Canadian Football League game of the year. It's the methadone that will carry me to the heroin of college football.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 04, 2026 07:53 PM (l26NL)

19 They need to put that water buffalo on The Spew.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 07:54 PM (2GVsD)

20 Yeah, five legs on the black cat in that video with the dog.

And Tubs the pit bull . . . he may have been one of a kind, but there have been too many stories about pit bulls going all "Allahu Akbar" on people for me to feel comfortable around one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 07:54 PM (wzUl9)

21 Pranking furry friends is adorable. And no one gets hurt. 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 04, 2026 07:55 PM (NFX2v)

22 Wow, Center justified...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2026 07:55 PM (l3cgK)

23 How clme if AI os so smart it doesn't know how many legs a cat has?

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 07:55 PM (Ia/+0)

24 May make some more Aurorae, but nothing too spectacular.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 04, 2026 07:50 PM (w6EFb)

Damned hard to see when it's light all night.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 07:55 PM (vIovI)

25 Baseball is the palate cleanser prior to football season.

Posted by: Accomack at June 04, 2026 07:56 PM (T8bqm)

26 My neighbor's dog would love for me to try to pet him...so he can bite some fingers off. LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2026 07:56 PM (l3cgK)

27
Also, according to the Daily Mail, one of Platner's top aides has some weird sex stuff going about. A while back, he wrote an article fantasizing about both Eleanor Roosevelt and Martin Luther King.

Eleanor Roosevelt? Man, that's getting pretty sick.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 04, 2026 07:56 PM (w6EFb)

28 Somebody ran a red light:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfcHy7FXDvs

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 04, 2026 07:57 PM (W5mpo)

29 the art LLMs have serious issues with fingers on hands.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 07:57 PM (2GVsD)

30 25 Baseball is the palate cleanser prior to football season.
Posted by: Accomack at June 04, 2026 07:56 PM (T8bqm)

“Walt Whitman once said, ‘I see great things in baseball. It’s our game. The American game. It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us.’ You could look it up.”

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 07:58 PM (vIovI)

31 17 Allie the Calico Kitty Cat (the *other* cutest little cat of them all) says, "Hello!"

She's sitting in my lap right now...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 07:53 PM (gnNyN

Awww.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 07:58 PM (Sco7b)

32 27. Also, according to the Daily Mail, one of Platner's top aides has some weird sex stuff going about. A while back, he wrote an article fantasizing about both Eleanor Roosevelt and Martin Luther King.

Posted by: publius

Bernie Sanders?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 04, 2026 07:58 PM (NFX2v)

33 Eleanor Roosevelt when alive or when dead?

This is an important detail to nail down.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 07:58 PM (2GVsD)

34 Ana, they have problems with legs up on furniture too...

Posted by: RandomDave at June 04, 2026 07:58 PM (aJQbY)

35 Sorry Anna, I've probably typo'd that a lot...

Posted by: RandomDave at June 04, 2026 07:59 PM (aJQbY)

36 I read typos.

I did not attend a Somali Learing Center.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:00 PM (2GVsD)

37 Allie the Calico Kitty Cat (the *other* cutest little cat of them all) says, "Hello!"

She's sitting in my lap right now...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 07:53 PM (gnNyN)
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Too hot for that upstairs at the moment. Mittens prefers to sprawl *next to me*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 08:00 PM (ZOv7s)

38 Ana, they have problems with legs up on furniture too...
Posted by: RandomDave at June 04, 2026 07:58 PM (aJQbY)
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Ana Ng and I are getting old, and we still haven't walked in the glow of each other's majestic presence.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 08:02 PM (ZOv7s)

39 “I’ve tried them all, I really have. And the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in and day out, is the church of baseball.”

Annie Savoy

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 08:02 PM (vIovI)

40 She's sitting in my lap right now...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 07:53 PM (gnNyN)
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Too hot for that upstairs at the moment. Mittens prefers to sprawl *next to me*
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 08:00 PM (ZOv7s)
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When Allie first came into my life almost four years ago, I never, ever expected her to become my primary lap kitty. I thought she'd tolerate me, but never grow that fond of me.

Turns out I was delightfully wrong on that account. She follows me everywhere now.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 08:02 PM (gnNyN)

41
Before the kitten grows up, it will not freak out if you touch its belly.

JAZZ PAWS!!!!!

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 08:04 PM (QVmho)

42 Star Trek is on. It's the ebony and ivory one.

Posted by: Islam Smislam at June 04, 2026 08:05 PM (vFG9F)

43
A while back, he wrote an article fantasizing about both Eleanor Roosevelt and Martin Luther King.

A threesome?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2026 08:07 PM (Cqx++)

44
Allie the Calico Kitty Cat (the *other* cutest little cat of them all) says, "Hello!"
She's sitting in my lap right now...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Tell her MegaRoy says mrrrp. Which is Mainecoon for this is non-consensual cuddles day. Claw him up. Especially if he goes for the tummy rub.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 08:07 PM (QVmho)

45
“I’ve tried them all, I really have. And the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in and day out, is the church of baseball.”

Annie Savoy

____________

Sorry to be a minority of one, but I disliked that movie. Intensely.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 08:07 PM (O0L8i)

46 Hadrian ,you are not alone.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 08:08 PM (5P5DO)

47 Perfessor, that sounds like my roly-poly Scout. She's been friendly, but from a safe distance for a couple of years. The last couple of months suddenly she has to check where I am. Still doesn't cuddle, but definitely has to be where I am. Even allows herself to be picked up. I say, Give me the bat signal, and she rubs her head against my leg. Love it.

Posted by: Wenda at June 04, 2026 08:09 PM (pC2Kq)

48 Very cute but apparently prairie dogs as are difficult pets.

Captive prairie dogs have teeth that grow continuously, meaning they will chew through baseboards, furniture, and electrical wires if left unsupervised.

They require hours of daily interaction. If ignored, they can become deeply depressed or aggressive.

The have extreme vocalizations - alerting Yips, etc.

Worse than cats. 😉 jk

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 04, 2026 08:11 PM (NFX2v)

49 >>>Doing disappearing magic tricks for stunned dogs.

The clip samples Ready or Not by the Fugees.

When Lauryn Hill is singing the chorus, the song is awesome.

Ready or not, here I come, you can't hide
Gonna find you and take it slowly
Ready or not, here I come, you can't hide
Gonna find you and make you want me

But when they start rapping, the song just isn't that good.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 04, 2026 08:12 PM (syz1S)

50 I didn't know teddy bears got zoomies.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 04, 2026 08:12 PM (zYpTz)

51 Geese and gosling can be cute when they are just a video. In person they are nasty shit monsters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 08:13 PM (zZu0s)

52 Sorry to be a minority of one, but I disliked that movie. Intensely.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 08:07 PM (O0L8i)

To each his own, but I was raised around baseball and that movie encapsulated it entirely.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 08:13 PM (vIovI)

53
When we got married, I had a cat. Sasha immediately fell in love with Her Majesty. She would regularly bring HM "breakfast in bed," one of her little cat toys. Purring and meowing with it in her mouth, Sasha leapt on the bed and dropped it in front of her.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 08:13 PM (O0L8i)

54 >> A threesome?

No, individually. The name is Daniel Moraff, and while an "engineering student" at Brown, he wrote this piece for Vulture magazine entitled "My Heroes, Daydreamt". It is supposed to be humor, they say.

It's available online, but behind a paywall. About Eleanor he wrote, "It's midnight and UN temporary HQ on Long Island. Eleanor and I are at last alone, straining to develop some sort of framework for a world that has flung itself to pieces. She knows my zeal for international law, my passion for human rights, but she does not know my true passion: Eleanor Roosevelt's aging body."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 04, 2026 08:14 PM (w6EFb)

55 Hey, Wenda!

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 08:14 PM (77rzZ)

56 I could watch "Moneyball" once a week.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 08:15 PM (5P5DO)

57 The zoomies video is pretty much Reef every night. At 50lbs and can jump 5ft high.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 08:15 PM (zZu0s)

58 Purring and meowing with it in her mouth, Sasha leapt on the bed and dropped it in front of her.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 08:13 PM (O0L8i)

Meanwhile, one of our dogs is digging a moose trap in the back yard. Unfortunately right next to the septic tank. So far, no catches, thank heavens.

We are owned by them, you know?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 08:15 PM (vIovI)

59
She knows my zeal for international law, my passion for human rights, but she does not know my true passion: Eleanor Roosevelt's aging body."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 04, 2026 08:14 PM (w6EFb)

_____________

*shudders in horror*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 08:16 PM (O0L8i)

60
Turns out I was delightfully wrong on that account. She follows me everywhere now.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

CDS (cat distribution system) at work there. Meg is a really sweet kitty, not at all the monster I make him out to be. Even if he does have silver dollar sized paws. I can hear him walking on the hardwood floor, and I wear hearing aids. He doesn't cuddle or lap nap, but he does monitor and guard the room we're in. Smash is favored hooman. Junior-ette is she whom shall be protected. I'm that food servant that steals his poo.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 08:16 PM (QVmho)

61 💋Blonde buffalo💖 is IRGC's heart's desire.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 08:16 PM (ZwdAr)

62 >> She knows my zeal for international law, my passion for human rights, but she does not know my true passion:....

Urk... damn. There goes dinner.

Thanks for the diet boost, publius!

Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2026 08:16 PM (rdVOm)

63 June 4, 1942 is a day in Marine Corp aviation history as VMF-211 with a mix of F2A Buffalos and F4F Wildcats vainly and valiantly tried to defend Midway from an aerial attack by the Imperial Japanese Navy.

June 4, 2026 is another historic day in Marine Corps aviation. This marks the ceremonial end of AV-8 Harrier operations as VMF-223 also starts to stand down. In the following months the squadron's remaining AV-8B Harrier II Plus aircraft will be ferried museums or to storage in the desert. And then the unit itself will be deactivated in September.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:17 PM (2GVsD)

64 I don't know if I'm the only one who has noticed this, but over time I think the site has shifted to the left.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 08:19 PM (3uBP9)

65
We had a large, old house with not many windows. One fine day, Fluffy (God, what a name!) and Sasha got into a fight over a sunbeam.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 08:19 PM (O0L8i)

66 Posted by: Anna Puma

What are they replacing the Harrier with?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 04, 2026 08:19 PM (l26NL)

67 Perfessor, that sounds like my roly-poly Scout. She's been friendly, but from a safe distance for a couple of years. The last couple of months suddenly she has to check where I am. Still doesn't cuddle, but definitely has to be where I am. Even allows herself to be picked up. I say, Give me the bat signal, and she rubs her head against my leg. Love it.
Posted by: Wenda at June 04, 2026 08:09 PM (pC2Kq)
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It took Allie about THREE YEARS to get to this point.

I guess it just takes time, patience, and lots and lots of love!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 08:20 PM (gnNyN)

68 Got to use my .410 today. Shot a medium sized copperhead that was in the arena.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 08:20 PM (5P5DO)

69 I think we need to invent a new term for the likes of Macron.

"He's such a Moraff."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:21 PM (2GVsD)

70 Am I the only one who stands for the Star Spangled Banner when it’s on tv for a sporting event?

My boys do too.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 04, 2026 08:21 PM (85Kyl)

71 The Marine Corp will now fully be Next Gen F-111, the F-35.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:21 PM (2GVsD)

72 If you paint half your face black and the other half white, is that racist?

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 08:22 PM (vFG9F)

73 I don't know if I'm the only one who has noticed this, but over time I think the site has shifted to the left.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 08:19 PM (3uBP9)
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It was right down the center just a minute ago...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 08:22 PM (ZOv7s)

74 CDS (cat distribution system) at work there. Meg is a really sweet kitty, not at all the monster I make him out to be. Even if he does have silver dollar sized paws. I can hear him walking on the hardwood floor, and I wear hearing aids. He doesn't cuddle or lap nap, but he does monitor and guard the room we're in. Smash is favored hooman. Junior-ette is she whom shall be protected. I'm that food servant that steals his poo.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 08:16 PM (QVmho)
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He sounds like a good boy, looking out for his caregivers!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 08:22 PM (gnNyN)

75 The Marine Corp will now fully be Next Gen F-111, the F-35.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:21 PM (2GVsD)
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Not a fan?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 08:23 PM (ZOv7s)

76 I watched Airport on TCM last night.

Helen Hayes was adorable.

And Jacqueline Bisset was hubba hubba.

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 08:23 PM (77rzZ)

77 @Osint613
2h
It has been going on for days. Two USAF aerial refueling tankers have been consistently operating over the Persian Gulf.

Usually means fighter jets are being refueled for ongoing missions, possibly escorting and protecting ships transiting the Hormuz
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or Chili Choppers

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 08:23 PM (ZwdAr)

78 If you paint half your face black and the other half white, is that racist?
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 08:22 PM (vFG9F)
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I'm sure it depends on which half is which...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 08:23 PM (gnNyN)

79 68 Got to use my .410 today. Shot a medium sized copperhead that was in the arena.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 08:20 PM (5P5DO)

Sounds rather satisfying.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 08:23 PM (vIovI)

80 With the withdrawal of the Harrier, the Marines need a new aircraft with a new weapon. I'm not sure what it should be called, but the weapon would induce the target to immediately channel "Marvin the Depressed Robot".

https://youtu.be/Eh-W8QDVA9s?t=300

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 08:24 PM (qx7Zg)

81 I'd just like to note that today's post headlined "Democrat Ron Wyden Lisps Defamations at Scott Bessent So Scott Bessent Asks Him About Wyden's Son's Business Dealings With Jeffrey Epstein" was #42000.

Posted by: mindful webworker - but, who's counting? at June 04, 2026 08:24 PM (ygKE2)

82 tcn, it was indeed.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 08:25 PM (5P5DO)

83 What if you were to do it 51% black and 49% white?

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 08:25 PM (vFG9F)

84 Orange Yakbaby bad. Give him a cognitive test.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2026 08:25 PM (D1E+2)

85 68 Got to use my .410 today. Shot a medium sized copperhead that was in the arena.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 08:20 PM (5P5DO)

...........

I'm impressed!

Posted by: Molly k. at June 04, 2026 08:25 PM (j/yko)

86 And Jacqueline Bisset was hubba hubba.
Posted by: Bulg

And people dressed up, casually smoked cigarettes and given actual food. What a trip. Hadn't seen that since I was a kid.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 04, 2026 08:25 PM (l26NL)

87 Molly k, just life on the farm.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 08:26 PM (5P5DO)

88 Well guess I ought to go to bed, no assignment tomorrow yet.
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 08:28 PM (Ia/+0)

89
"Marvin the Depressed Robot".

https://youtu.be/Eh-W8QDVA9s?t=300
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

That's a lot different from Marvin from the TV version.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2026 08:28 PM (Cqx++)

90
The Marine Corp will now fully be Next Gen F-111, the F-35.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Not a fan?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Nope. If it gets refueled, and sits outside in the solar radiation getting heat soaked....it won't restart. That's why there is a shit tonne of military construction budget for 'hardened' read shelters. To keep the piece of shit cool enough to ready start for alert missions.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 08:29 PM (QVmho)

91 Didn’t Walt Whitman also say “Build it, and they will come.”?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 04, 2026 08:30 PM (ZVgZ4)

92 A while back, he wrote an article fantasizing about both Eleanor Roosevelt and Martin Luther King.

A threesome?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Him in the closet, watching MLK wield the BBC.

Posted by: mikeski needs to wash his hands after typing that at June 04, 2026 08:30 PM (VHUov)

93 Hey y’all, without getting too outside of my lane, would you mind pausing a little bit and saying a prayer for Doof with me? His mama isn’t doing well.

Lord, draw especially close to our friend and his family right now. Wrap them in Your comfort, hold their hearts gently, and fill them with Your strength and hope. Be their peace in this hard season. In Jesus’ name we pray. Amen.

Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 08:30 PM (PRqXW)

94 Mrs B drove to Wichita to collect her 94 year old mother to bring her back to Oklahoma to see out remodel. The share a birthday which is tomorrow, June 5.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 04, 2026 08:31 PM (l26NL)

95 Piper, Amen

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 08:31 PM (5P5DO)

96 If you paint half your face black and the other half white, is that racist?
Posted by: fd
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I'm sure it depends on which half is which...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Depends more on the color of the base coat.

Posted by: mikeski is beyond the pale at June 04, 2026 08:32 PM (VHUov)

97 Amen.

Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2026 08:32 PM (rdVOm)

98 What we call the F-35 started back in 1986 as a replacement for the Harrier.

Here we are in 2026 and finally the last Marine Harrier has been officially retired.

The F-35 has been and always will be a welfare program.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:32 PM (2GVsD)

99 would you mind pausing a little bit and saying a prayer for Doof with me? His mama isn’t doing well.

Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 08:30 PM (PRqXW)

Done. Prayers for Doof, and his mama, and their family.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 04, 2026 08:32 PM (zYpTz)

100 Prayer up for Mother Doof.

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 08:33 PM (77rzZ)

101 In Jesus’ name we pray. Amen.
Posted by: Piper

Amen.

Posted by: mikeski at June 04, 2026 08:33 PM (VHUov)

102 Done Piper

How's the tumah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:33 PM (2GVsD)

103 Nope. If it gets refueled, and sits outside in the solar radiation getting heat soaked....it won't restart. That's why there is a shit tonne of military construction budget for 'hardened' read shelters. To keep the piece of shit cool enough to ready start for alert missions.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 08:29 PM (QVmho)
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The more advanced the tech, the more you need to protect it. It's only going to get worse.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 08:33 PM (ZOv7s)

104
Didn’t Walt Whitman also say “Build it, and they will come.”?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Maybe. Homer Simpson said 'Leaves of grass my ass' as he kicked Walt's headstone.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 08:34 PM (QVmho)

105 Thank you Piper.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 04, 2026 08:34 PM (MOZ+a)

106 not outta lane at all, Piper, never is.

on the way

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 04, 2026 08:34 PM (VyBeY)

107 >>> If you paint half your face black and the other half white, is that racist?
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 08:22 PM (vFG9F)
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I'm sure it depends on which half is which...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 08:23 PM (gnNyN)

There was that ToS trek episode where something like the persons of the last two races of a civilization are left and aboard the enterprise and they just spend their time hunting each other down. And they were half black half white. But the two races were opposite sides. This was revolutionary because no one had ever thought about making up a big conflict which revolved around a silly trivial difference before.

Posted by: Jonathan Swift at June 04, 2026 08:34 PM (3uBP9)

108
Posted by: Piper

Done.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 08:35 PM (QVmho)

109 Hope Mother Doof does well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 08:35 PM (zZu0s)

110 The F-35 has been and always will be a welfare program.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:32 PM (2GVsD)
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Should we still by flying Harriers? Seriously, procurement is broken, but there are emerging threats that have to be dealt with.

I think the F-15EX is actually a great way to adapt and integrate the new technology. My old wing is going to be flying them. I may have to stop in for a visit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 08:35 PM (ZOv7s)

111 If you paint half your face black and the other half white, is that racist?
Posted by: fd

Depends. Are you running towards me or away from me?

Posted by: Chikei Rick Chow at June 04, 2026 08:36 PM (z20w/)

112 Amen

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 08:36 PM (Sco7b)

113 Nope. If it gets refueled, and sits outside in the solar radiation getting heat soaked....it won't restart. That's why there is a shit tonne of military construction budget for 'hardened' read shelters. To keep the piece of shit cool enough to ready start for alert missions.
Posted by: BifBewalski

Let me guess..... some sort of vapor-lock issue with the government-mandated low-emissions gas cap?

Posted by: mikeski puts tape over the "check engine" light at June 04, 2026 08:36 PM (VHUov)

114 The F-35 has been and always will be a welfare program.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:32 PM (2GVsD)

pretty much everything in gummint & academia is, these days ...

but wow, 40 years, that even beats the railroad to nowhere

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 04, 2026 08:37 PM (VyBeY)

115 Hey Piper. Ya dead yet?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 08:37 PM (vIovI)

116
Should we still by flying Harriers? Seriously, procurement is broken, but there are emerging threats that have to be dealt with.

I think the F-15EX is actually a great way to adapt and integrate the new technology. My old wing is going to be flying them. I may have to stop in for a visit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

I just visualized that meme of the dude, his gf, and the girl in the red dress. Only it was the f15, the a10, and an f35 as the girl in the red dress

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 08:37 PM (QVmho)

117 Amen.

Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, forever. Amen.

Oh my Jesus, forgive us our sins, save us from the fires of hell. Lead all souls to heaven, especially those most in need of Thy mercy. Amen.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 08:37 PM (ZOv7s)

118 Doof

“ Hear my prayer, Lord;
let my cry for help come to you.
Do not hide your face from me
when I am in distress.
Turn your ear to me;
when I call, answer me quickly.”

Psalm 102:1-2

Posted by: Marcus T at June 04, 2026 08:38 PM (BfShq)

119 If you paint half your face black and the other half white, is that racist?
Posted by: fd

Half & Half from Dick Tracey, and Batman's Two-Face would like a word.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 08:38 PM (CIjhx)

120 Whatever happened to the Savant? Did it go ahead and come out like they planned?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 08:39 PM (zZu0s)

121 Hey, Bulg, How are you doing?

I have an MRI of my liver Tuesday, which will tell me how I'm doing. Fingers crossed. I'm feeling fine, but that's not always a good indicator.

Posted by: Wenda at June 04, 2026 08:39 PM (pC2Kq)

122 Posted by: Piper

Prayers ascending for Mother Doof.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

123 I just visualized that meme of the dude, his gf, and the girl in the red dress. Only it was the f15, the a10, and an f35 as the girl in the red dress
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 08:37 PM (QVmho)
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The squadrons I served in flew C-130s, KC-135s, F-16s and A-10s, plus those executive transport thingys.

Love the sound of A-10s firing up. Like a giant rubber band.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 08:40 PM (ZOv7s)

124 If you paint half your face black and the other half white, is that racist?
Posted by: fd

Sounds complicated. Just paint each face a different color.

Posted by: Janus at June 04, 2026 08:40 PM (VHUov)

125 The F-35 is the Swiss army knife.

Hmmm, odd parallels to the Bradley.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 08:41 PM (zZu0s)

126 Now you are putting words in my mouth. I never advocated for keeping Harriers.

Just that a program that was supposed to deliver a Harrier replacement way back in the 1990s has morphed into three distinct aircraft that only look similar.

Much like the original F-111 after being cursed by McNamara splintered into multiple non-interchangeable airframes - F-111A, F-111C, F-111D, F-111E, F-111F, and the FB-111A.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:41 PM (2GVsD)

127
Let me guess..... some sort of vapor-lock issue with the government-mandated low-emissions gas cap?

Posted by: mikeski

Unknown. I learned about it, and sat on the info for 12 months to sell my common stock until it made the news, then sold about 200k worth of common stock. Had to go report to the cfo to prove it wasn't insider trading. Bad day for the shareholders given i bought in @ $6/share with $27k. didn't get fired, but was advised to inform if selling a large quantity of common stock in the future.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 08:41 PM (QVmho)

128 "Marvin the Depressed Robot".

https://youtu.be/Eh-W8QDVA9s?t=300
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

That's a lot different from Marvin from the TV version.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2026 08:28 PM (Cqx++)

No, but the TV version makes an appearance in the movie - in a queue. I just enjoy hearing Alan Rickman voice Marvin.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 08:42 PM (qx7Zg)

129 Has the Boeing St. Louis plant ended their strike?

It is nice the USAF upped their order for the F-15EX. But will take time to deliver. And yes the EX is a beast, EX for EXcel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:44 PM (2GVsD)

130 Thank you all. I let him know we are praying for him. His response “ Tell them thank you and that each and every one of those weirdos mean the world to me. ”

Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 08:45 PM (PRqXW)

131 According to Bing, the strike ended in November.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 08:46 PM (zZu0s)

132 November? That is a bit of good news.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:47 PM (2GVsD)

133
“Tell them thank you and that each and every one of those weirdos mean the world to me. ”

Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 08:45 PM (PRqXW)

____________

For a bunch of layabouts, depressives, obsessive-compulsives, grouches and impecunious dipsomaniacs we're very caring.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 08:48 PM (O0L8i)

134 Much like the original F-111 after being cursed by McNamara splintered into multiple non-interchangeable airframes - F-111A, F-111C, F-111D, F-111E, F-111F, and the FB-111A.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:41 PM (2GVsD

Don't forget the EF-111 Raven

Posted by: Josephistan at June 04, 2026 08:49 PM (FLx59)

135 Well back to the hotcakes, got three Wurgers on the workbench.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:49 PM (2GVsD)

136 The Mark-0 advanced reactor from Antares Nuclear went critical for the first time today. Several more advanced reactor designs are expected to fire up by PDJT's July 4 deadline.

Nuclear power is back, baby!!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 08:50 PM (IG3/x)

137 The Mark-0 advanced reactor from Antares Nuclear went critical for the first time today. Several more advanced reactor designs are expected to fire up by PDJT's July 4 deadline.

Nuclear power is back, baby!!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 08:50 PM (IG3/x)

138 The F-35 has been and always will be a welfare program.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:32 PM (2GVsD)

Correct. K.I.S.S bring back the A-7 Corsair II.

But folks gotta make money so on it goes....

Posted by: Bomb Truck at June 04, 2026 08:50 PM (z20w/)

139 The Spark Vark was an awesome airframe. So the USAF retired it almost before Gulf War I ended.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:50 PM (2GVsD)

140 (sorry about the double post... the blog and/or the net hung on me for a moment there)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 08:51 PM (IG3/x)

141 121 Wenda, I am OK. Got the vomiting figured out.

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 08:52 PM (77rzZ)

142 For a bunch of layabouts, depressives, obsessive-compulsives, grouches and impecunious dipsomaniacs we're very caring.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Who you callin' "scruffy?"

.....

One of those means "scruffy," right?

Posted by: mikeski at June 04, 2026 08:53 PM (VHUov)

143 For a bunch of layabouts, depressives, obsessive-compulsives, grouches and impecunious dipsomaniacs we're very caring.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 08:48 PM (O0L8i)
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you forgot to mention that we are prone to sesquipedalian loquaciousness.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 08:53 PM (gnNyN)

144 Who’s gonna tell J about Piper?

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 08:55 PM (77rzZ)

145 Rodrigo Borgia is back, baby!!

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 08:58 PM (77rzZ)

146 pausing a little bit and saying a prayer for Doof with me? His mama isn’t doing well."

Damn. And done

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 09:00 PM (XuXeR)

147 Rodrigo Borgia is back, baby!

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 09:01 PM (77rzZ)

148 Correct. K.I.S.S bring back the A-7 Corsair II.

But folks gotta make money so on it goes....
Posted by: Bomb Truck at June 04, 2026 08:50 PM (z20w/)
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Getting rid of the SAC/TAC distinction was a total disaster.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 09:01 PM (ZOv7s)

149
51,561 DGI Close.

Gas down, Democrats backing crazy Nazi, openly stealing California elections.

But yeah, they're going to win the house.

Posted by: Auspex at June 04, 2026 09:02 PM (Y8DZL)

150
From what the internet is saying, the F-35 uses its own fuel to cool all its electronics and avionics, which have a massive heat load. If the fuel gets too hot (or levels get too low), all that would overheat.

So, any fuel trucks sitting in the sun are a problem as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 04, 2026 09:02 PM (w6EFb)

151 Bull Durham was the name of Tobacco products in the 1900s and had their advertising signs in the outfield in a lot of ball parks. The pitchers usually warmed up behind the signs and thus the name Bull Pen

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 09:03 PM (WNOcj)

152 @FoxNews
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1h
BREAKING: Four Senate Republicans just joined Democrats to block one of President Trump’s key legislative priorities.

In a setback for the White House, GOP Sens. Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, Thom Tillis and Mitch McConnell broke with their party to help stop the SAVE America Act from advancing in the Senate.

you don't despise the US Senate enough

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 09:04 PM (ZxPkt)

153 Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, Thom Tillis and Mitch McConnell have successfully killed the SAVE act in the Senate. They just joined the dems for the vote and killed it.

You asked for miracles, Dems, I give you the G O P.

So, I guess that's it.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 09:04 PM (3uBP9)

154 Mitch, we don't hate you enough.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 09:06 PM (zZu0s)

155 Tillis and Glitch will be gone . There is always next year to get the Save Act done.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 09:07 PM (5P5DO)

156 Gas down, Democrats backing crazy Nazi, openly stealing California elections.

But yeah, they're going to win the house.
Posted by: Auspex at June 04, 2026 09:02 PM (Y8DZL)
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Let us say that Thune is actually full MAGA, but constrained by the squishes in the caucus. He can't piss on them, or really strong-arm them, but he can set them up to fail.

So he gives them what they want - no vote on SAVE Act. They get primaried. They lose. His hands are clean, though.

Meanwhile, the California elections are complete shitshow, and whatever residual opposition to the SAVE Act there was in the general public is melting down due to the transparent stupidity and corruption on display. A global embarrassment.

But still, no vote. No, the SAVE Act can't be approved before the election because that will lower intensity among marginal voters, who are now epic pissed. GOP intensity rises to match the blue-haired freaks, breaking historical trends.

Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 09:07 PM (ZOv7s)

157 snatching defeat from the jaws of victory as usual

I may, I may not, I'm'a keep tryin' all the same ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 04, 2026 09:08 PM (VyBeY)

158 So, I guess that's it.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 09:04 PM (3uBP9)
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Yeah, we'll go into November with a 90-10 issue wrapped around the GOP. Terrible.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 09:10 PM (ZOv7s)

159 Lot of typing and deleting here, boss.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 09:11 PM (zZu0s)

160 Collins traded killing SAVE for the Dems wiping out Platner.

Posted by: Accomack at June 04, 2026 09:12 PM (/Chlc)

161 So, you were saying about Thune, Lloyd?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 09:12 PM (zZu0s)

162 Mitch McConnell is a towering shining light who has saved our sacred democracy. What would we have done without him for 50 years? Get rid of the stalk of celery, already.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2026 09:12 PM (D1E+2)

163 Did Mitch the bitch give any reason for voting against the SAVE act or did he just sit there like a bump on a log?

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 09:12 PM (vFG9F)

164 America needs a Guy Fawkes who knows what he's doing

I kid of course
couldn't be prouder

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 09:13 PM (ZxPkt)

165 Vegas 1-0 after 1

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 09:13 PM (ZxPkt)

166 Collins traded killing SAVE for the Dems wiping out Platner.
Posted by: Accomack at June 04, 2026 09:12 PM (/Chlc)

Because it's the key to everything they want vs destroying them. What a bunch of retarded whores.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 09:13 PM (zZu0s)

167 @C_3C_3
·
53m
Spencer Pratt got 0 out of 24,000 votes in a late night LA ballot drop.

0/24,000

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 09:14 PM (ZxPkt)

168 https://www.vulture.com/2012/09/ my-heroes-daydreamt-by-daniel-moraff.html

Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at June 04, 2026 09:14 PM (jrgJz)

169 Thune, Senator Thune, your powerth will be mine! You will long to be a bug on a windthield!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 09:14 PM (qx7Zg)

170 So, you were saying about Thune, Lloyd?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 09:12 PM (zZu0s)
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Where was I wrong? He doesn't want to pass the bill because it's great to campaign on, but can't ever say that out loud. So he lets the squishes do their thing.

BTW, every vote is known beforehand. Once in a blue moon you get a McCain screwjob, but it's all scripted.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 09:15 PM (ZOv7s)

171 Spencer Pratt got 0 out of 24,000 votes in a late night LA ballot drop.

0/24,000
Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 09:14 PM (ZxPkt)

Its California. They don't have to pretend.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 09:15 PM (zZu0s)

172 Spencer Pratt got 0 out of 24,000 votes in a late night LA ballot drop

If those votes are certified, California should be decertified as a state.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 09:16 PM (gKWVE)

173 Posting this specifically for the man himself, Ace. A great crow video. Maybe, hopefully, it will help you in your CrowQuest:

https://x.com/DudespostingWs/status/2062617130768777431

Posted by: uafanct at June 04, 2026 09:16 PM (ZNjki)

174 Spencer Pratt got 0 out of 24,000 votes in a late night LA ballot drop.

0/24,000
Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 09:14 PM (ZxPkt)

Its California. They don't have to pretend.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 09:15 PM (zZu0s)
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SCOTUS is going to go 8-1 on Election Day. It was 6-3 but now only KJ is crazy enough to defend Election Month.

Trump can also use this for his USPS EO.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 09:17 PM (ZOv7s)

175 Appreciate the enthusiasm, but try to use a link shortner next time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 09:17 PM (zZu0s)

176 >Did Mitch the bitch give any reason for voting against the SAVE act
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Mitch's chief of staff is the actual senior Senator from Kentucky

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 09:17 PM (ZxPkt)

177 Evening, Ace, and Cafe habitues. Got a big swack of grass mowing done today.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 09:18 PM (1z8ji)

178 Mitch’s machine is run by commies. Kentucky will be a blue state by 2030.

Posted by: Accomack at June 04, 2026 09:18 PM (/Chlc)

179 Good news. ballotpedia.org says three Republicans filed to oppose Collins in the primary.

Bad news:
Withdrawn or disqualified candidates
Carmen Calabrese (R)
Bill Clarke (R)
Daniel Smeriglio (R)

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 09:18 PM (gKWVE)

180 Collins traded killing SAVE for the Dems wiping out Platner.
Posted by: Accomack at June 04, 2026 09:12 PM

That was particularly stupid of her.

I hope she loses. She voted against the SAFE Act.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 09:19 PM (u82oZ)

181 Love the sound of A-10s firing up. Like a giant rubber band.

Ok, I just had a visual of an old fashioned balsa wood airplane and winding up the propeller attached to the rubber band to launch it. How, pray tell, is the sound of A-10s firing up like a giant rubber band?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 04, 2026 09:20 PM (ZVgZ4)

182 Spencer Pratt got 0 out of 24,000 votes in a late night LA ballot drop.
0/24,000
Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 09:14 PM (ZxPkt)

Well, ain't nobody gonna do anything about it so...what ya gonna do?

Posted by: Fat Sal, Buick LeSabre Trunk Ballot Operator at June 04, 2026 09:20 PM (z20w/)

183 Prairie dogs eat their dead.

And their burrows maim horses and cattle.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 09:21 PM (0aYVJ)

184 That was particularly stupid of her.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 09:19 PM (u82oZ)
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With all due respect, she's been in office since the 1990s. She may have a feel for the gig by now.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 09:21 PM (ZOv7s)

185 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

You have a very good point. I acknowledge it.

We shall see.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

186 Ok, I just had a visual of an old fashioned balsa wood airplane and winding up the propeller attached to the rubber band to launch it. How, pray tell, is the sound of A-10s firing up like a giant rubber band?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 04, 2026 09:20 PM (ZVgZ4)
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It's like a very deep resonant chord. Massive rubber band being plucked. Music to my ears, along with the burp of the main gun.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 09:23 PM (ZOv7s)

187 No blacks on the Karmelo Anthony jury. Prosecutor's strikes of 3 black veniremen overcame Batson challenges, because he/she gave a satisfactory race neutral reason for these strikes, the trial judge ruled.

Opening statements tomorrow.

Hi, Salty.

Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 09:23 PM (RCjYY)

188 Commies have made a living off of giving bad choices to their opponents. Collins will die in office and some pedo Somali sandwich will get the job. Even Angus Fucking King is running ads looking for work.

Posted by: Accomack at June 04, 2026 09:24 PM (/Chlc)

189 It's like a very deep resonant chord. Massive rubber band being plucked. Music to my ears, along with the burp of the main gun.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 09:23 PM (ZOv7s)

Thank you: beats my image.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 04, 2026 09:25 PM (ZVgZ4)

190 Have a great night, everyone.

Glad to hear the high powered cleric was able to raise Piper from the dead, and without loss of Constitution.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 09:26 PM (u82oZ)

191 I did finally order the Tokarov bull pup.

Posted by: Accomack at June 04, 2026 09:26 PM (/Chlc)

192 155 Tillis and Glitch will be gone . There is always next year to get the Save Act done.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 09:07 PM (5P5DO)

I'm still rooting for a polar bear to get after Murkowski next time she flies up north to pander to the Natives. A girl can dream.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 09:27 PM (vIovI)

193 mnw !

Have a great night.

Remember, one widow woman at a time.

Now GTG.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 09:27 PM (u82oZ)

194 You have a very good point. I acknowledge it.

We shall see.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 09:23 PM (u82oZ)
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You are a scholar and a gentleman.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 09:28 PM (ZOv7s)

195 2-0 Vegas

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 09:29 PM (ZxPkt)

196 Murky's argument was that Natives in the villages don't have ID's. Of course, they have them when they access the free healthcare at the Native hospitals and clinics, or get on airplanes, but not when they vote.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 09:29 PM (vIovI)

197 Murky's argument was that Natives in the villages don't have ID's. Of course, they have them when they access the free healthcare at the Native hospitals and clinics, or get on airplanes, but not when they vote.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 09:29 PM (vIovI)
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All tribes have tribal IDs. If you ain't enrolled, you ain't getting paid.

What she's saying is that she wants to stuff the ballot box because her nepo-baby career is at its end.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 09:31 PM (ZOv7s)

198 Hey Murkie. Uhh... can we just be friends?

Posted by: a polar bear at June 04, 2026 09:31 PM (gKWVE)

199 ten in AK

I read that RCV will be voted on in AK BEFORE the election.

What are your thoughts and observations?

Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 09:31 PM (RCjYY)

200 0 out of 24,000 seems statistically impossible. I mean a few people are would vote incorrectly out of that many if nothing else.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 04, 2026 09:32 PM (VCgbV)

201 Hey Murkie. Uhh... can we just be friends?
Posted by: a polar bear at June 04, 2026 09:31 PM (gKWVE)
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Dude, you don't have to swallow.

Posted by: Gal polar bear at June 04, 2026 09:33 PM (ZOv7s)

202 Finally made it home! Again, thank you for prayers. He is one of us, after all. And even though the lot of you tried to kill me off today, like a boomerang, here I am.

Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 09:33 PM (hftzA)

203 We're all glad you pulled a Lazarus, Piper!

Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 09:34 PM (RCjYY)

204 No blacks on the Karmelo Anthony jury. Prosecutor's strikes of 3 black veniremen overcame Batson challenges, because he/she gave a satisfactory race neutral reason for these strikes, the trial judge ruled.

Opening statements tomorrow.

Hi, Salty.
Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 09:23 PM (RCjYY)

Good news. If black citizens cannot be trusted to judge a case on its merits alone, they have no place on a jury. The black jury pool has been poisoned by BLM.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 09:35 PM (1z8ji)

205 Ask Palin about The Murkowski Crime Family.

Posted by: davidt at June 04, 2026 09:37 PM (Q+gd/)

206 @ChristianHeiens - 4h

The reigning ideology that controls all institutions in my country tells me that I’m supposed to believe we’re all just Americans who want the same thing.

But that is so obviously a lie that it doesn’t even merit refutation any longer. Reality itself refutes it.

There is no lofty cosmopolitan rhetoric that can ever pull the wool over people’s eyes forever. No amount of liberal proceduralism or woke moralizing is ever going to convince people to ignore what they see and hear with their own eyes and ears.

This man is not “my fellow American” and we do not have any shared interests whatsoever. We occupy the same landmass. That’s it.

And geography alone does not hold a nation together for long.
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@AbeTheShinzo - 6h

WATCH: Karmelo Anthony supporter threatens my life at the trial.

“We kill crackas!”
“I like the smell of burning flesh!”
“We’re gonna do some Nat Turner shit on you”

https://tinyurl.com/yc7kj6uw

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 09:37 PM (ZwdAr)

207
No blacks on the Karmelo Anthony jury. Prosecutor's strikes of 3 black veniremen overcame Batson challenges

Posted by: mnw

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What are "veniremen"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 09:39 PM (n7rxJ)

208 There is no way to reasonably catch AI fakes anymore. That train sailed a year ago probably. Legs, fingers, arms, shadows, morphing shit, whatever, who gives a fuck - it's way too much fucking work for a video meant to pass 8 seconds and spurt some dopamine into your hypothalamus. It's weird watching the internet, as unreliable as it always was, as part of a world that was already beyond producing much of anything real, "transition" into a place of total in your face fakery.

Eventually it will be impossible to know whether what you're looking at, no matter how small (like a word), was produced in any way by a human. It is a strange time.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 09:39 PM (vE0+H)

209 I watched Airport on TCM last night.

Helen Hayes was adorable.

And Jacqueline Bisset was hubba hubba.
Posted by: Bulg at June 04
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I recorded it and watched it today. The 1970 land whales were a scream, but I noticed the passenger fashions were still groovy haute 60's.

I know I saw this as a kid in the theater (I remember Jacqueline B.'s stewardess getting shards in her eye from the explosion), but remember almost nothing; i recall almost all of the MAD Magazine parody though!

I do remember that it was held responsible for the wave of disaster flicks that followed, but to me it was a very solid movie.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 04, 2026 09:40 PM (kpS4V)

210 0 out of 24,000 seems statistically impossible. I mean a few people are would vote incorrectly out of that many if nothing else.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended

Even in a 100% (D) area, if such exists, there isn't one single edgelord teenager who'd vote for the "fascist?" Yeahrite. Pull the other one, it's got bells on.

Posted by: mikeski at June 04, 2026 09:41 PM (VHUov)

211 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 09:39 PM (n7rxJ)

Whoa, are you sincerely not in law? I had you pegged as associated with law. If not you freaking should have been.

"Veniremen are individuals summoned to a courthouse to serve as potential jurors for civil or criminal trials."

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 09:41 PM (vE0+H)

212 Do not take veniremen if you are allergic to veniremen or its ingredients.

Side affects include crushing headaches, spontaneous limb implosions, and ennui.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 09:44 PM (0aYVJ)

213 What are "veniremen"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 09:39 PM (n7rxJ)
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Gesundheit!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 09:46 PM (ZOv7s)

214 133 Hadrian
For a bunch of layabouts, depressives, obsessive-compulsives, grouches and impecunious dipsomaniacs we're very caring.

Hadrian, that's the first time I have ever seen you say a kind work about yourself. You are very caring.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at June 04, 2026 09:47 PM (nz1sK)

215 We’re gonna do some Nat Turner shit on you

The id.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 09:48 PM (gKWVE)

216 @FrontlinesTPUSA - 8h

“Imma push you if I get close enough…push you right into that grave….f*ck you cracker…Neanderthal”

A large group of Karmelo Anthony supporters are screaming racial profanities at an organized “Metcalf rally” outside of the Collin County courthouse

One supporter screamed “You gone end up like Metcalf, you gone be pushing up daisies”.

https://tinyurl.com/ms2h5zj6

There's commie money behind all this.
Previous clip the fellow said, when I see you out of Texas. - He's not from Texas and he knows he won't get away with it there. Where's he from? Where did he get the money? Who prompted it?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 09:50 PM (ZwdAr)

217 The most important legal question, of course, is do you say vwah deer or voy dire?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2026 09:51 PM (3mtTi)

218 One supporter screamed "You gone end up like Metcalf, you gone be pushing up daisies".
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Sounds like self-defense to me.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 09:51 PM (vE0+H)

219 199 ten in AK

I read that RCV will be voted on in AK BEFORE the election.

What are your thoughts and observations?

Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 09:31 PM (RCjYY)

Need to burn it with fire and bury it under the polar ice cap.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 09:52 PM (vIovI)

220 I have served on my share of jury duties. I have never endured a voir dire where nearly every person called didn’t claim some crazy thing to get them out. I’m sorry Mr honor but ahm just awful prejudiced against carbon based life forms.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 09:53 PM (3uBP9)

221 Collins traded killing SAVE for the Dems wiping out Platner.
Posted by: Accomack at June 04, 2026 09:12 PM

That was particularly stupid of her.

I hope she loses. She voted against the SAFE Act.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 09:19 PM (u82oZ)

I am fine with this wench being gone and trading her for Mike Collins in GA.

Posted by: redbanzai at June 04, 2026 09:56 PM (7BGrD)

222 Voir Dire - each person takes 5 minutes to answer each of att1 att2 and judge. There are 150 people.

my brain starts melting.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 09:58 PM (3uBP9)

223 “We kill crackas!”
“I like the smell of burning flesh!”
“We’re gonna do some Nat Turner shit on you”

https://tinyurl.com/yc7kj6uw

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 09:37 PM (ZwdAr)

Right, come get some, asshole.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 04, 2026 09:58 PM (snZF9)

224 We really need a "None of the Above" option in elections. If it wins, there's a new vote - but no one who registered as a candidate for that position can appear on the new ballot.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 09:59 PM (qx7Zg)

225 We really need a "None of the Above" option in elections. If it wins, there's a new vote - but no one who registered as a candidate for that position can appear on the new ballot.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Fine. I am Legion.

Posted by: Leftists at June 04, 2026 10:00 PM (VHUov)

226 Posted by: mikeski at June 04, 2026 09:41 PM (VHUov)

The statistical impossibility of the vote drops is a feature not a bug. They already know who is going to win. The point is to rub it in our faces, so we learn it's a waste of time, money, and effort to challenge their power again.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 04, 2026 10:00 PM (R86kT)

227 You can just picture the chants from the "melo" people:

"What are we gonna do??"

"Kill you in self-defense!"

"When are we gonna do it??"

"NOW!"

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 10:01 PM (vE0+H)

228 Not having X I can only see the last three cutie videos on the cafe now. This started a month ago.

In my rampaging today, chronic fatigue and stress for six weeks of stuff happening to see if I crack (I don't), I forgot to mention my SIL's new puppy.

She raises these pups to be lapdogs and rather neurotic ones that bark a lot (and bite). Why, living on a farm with a lake, they don't get a rescue or a lab I do not know. She wants this exotic breed who looks like a racoon to me. This was from photos of her carrying the dog in a pouch thing. Which made us all laugh.

Well. The dog is now in training somewhere out of state. I guess in two weeks the 8wk old pup went loco with her and caused fights and angst. She had a trainer come out and observe the dog and agreed he was a bit much (bit part of a brick off of something).

My DIL found an 18 page manual near the dog toys and took a photo. Son and I of course laughed as the large print is the breeder advice (wacko) and the small print is SIL's.

We have not met the dog yet and hope the training is going well til the end of the month.

If it were not for my insane husband and sons (and DIL's that I love) I would be in an asylum.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:01 PM (WONhk)

229 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:03 PM (zZu0s)

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