John Bolton Reaches Deal to Plead Guilty to Mishandling Classified Documents

But wait I thought Trump was "weaponizing the DOJ to punish his enemies"?

No?

Or is it more like, as Bolton said many times, "No one is above the law"?

President Donald Trump's former national security adviser John Bolton is expected to plead guilty over mishandling classified documents, sources familiar with the matter told ABC News Thursday.
Bolton could not immediately be reached for comment. The Department of Justice is declining to comment.
Bolton is expected to plead guilty to one count of illegal retention of sensitive documents, sources familiar with the matter said. Sources told ABC News that Bolton has also agreed to pay a fine of more than $2 million.
There is a rearraignment scheduled for June 26, which indicates it's intended for Bolton to plead guilty.
The guilty plea would make Bolton thus far the only successful case that we've seen so far in Trump's campaign of retribution against those he perceives to be his political enemies.

This is the Disney Groomer Corporation's Fake News service, ABC, by the way.

When John Bolton was indicted last October, he compared Trump to Stalin and said he was the "latest target in weaponizing the DOJ to charge those he deems his enemies."

Today, he plead guilty. pic.twitter.com/7BJXO3Mneq
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) June 4, 2026

2023. John Bolton: The indictment against Trump for mishandling classified materials should be the end of his political career and the beginning of his jail time.

Bolton just pled guilty to mishandling classified materials. pic.twitter.com/sRNIoElIVz
— MAZE (@mazemoore) June 4, 2026

While the raid on Mar-a-Lago was still in progress, CNN was already saying that Trump was guilty.

Immediately after the FBI raided Bolton's home CNN started claiming it was "political payback."

I'm sure that Erin Burnett will issue a correction. 🤪 pic.twitter.com/RB9zGnQyBw
— MAZE (@mazemoore) June 4, 2026

Hello! Happy Thursday!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM

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1 Cat crazy, never the predictable one.
Asleep in the sun, now the strike.
Possession today, then send it away.
After all the joy's in the taking.

Another beating by the villain.
Another angel fallen down.
Here comes The Blade of destruction again.
Perfect for the part,
Hunter of the heart ...

AND HUNTER OF THE FIRSTS!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 12:11 PM (iFTx/)

2 G'day Ace. I'll go notify the others.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 04, 2026 12:11 PM (O7YUW)

3 I notified the others boldly.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 04, 2026 12:11 PM (O7YUW)

4
Bold, Elric

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2026 12:11 PM (l3cgK)

5 Eh. More than Sandy Berger got.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at June 04, 2026 12:12 PM (EQ6YJ)

6 hey

Posted by: doug at June 04, 2026 12:12 PM (Hy+R4)

7 Elric gets to go spend time in the barrel for not closing his tags properly.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 04, 2026 12:12 PM (O7YUW)

8 Now he can get back to his singing career...oh, wrong Bolton.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2026 12:12 PM (l3cgK)

9 They should have charged Bolton and his mustache separately.

Posted by: Just a whisker away from justice at June 04, 2026 12:12 PM (TbWk/)

10
Trump's campaign of retribution against those he perceives to be his political enemies.

=============

They're my political enemies, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 12:13 PM (n7rxJ)

11 SUFFAH BOLTON

Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2026 12:13 PM (P0D9r)

12 Elric gets to go spend time in the barrel for not closing his tags properly.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 04, 2026 12:12 PM (O7YUW)
_______

That wasn't me. Tags were left open in original post.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 12:13 PM (iFTx/)

13 7 Elric gets to go spend time in the barrel for not closing his tags properly.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 04, 2026 12:12 PM (O7YUW)

Worst game of tag ever.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2026 12:13 PM (l3cgK)

14 I hope he gets the maximum sentence...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 12:13 PM (gmEzm)

15 John Bolton has a good chance of being elected President in 2028.

The Bulwark, probably

Posted by: blaster at June 04, 2026 12:13 PM (xhfG9)

16 8 Now he can get back to his singing career...oh, wrong Bolton.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2026 12:12 PM (l3cgK)

PC LOAD LETTER.

Posted by: If you really want to see Michael Bolton wound up at June 04, 2026 12:13 PM (n9eFH)

17 I will point out, depending on the situation just pleading down is not really proof that they did something wrong, just them not being able/willing to continue fighting the charge. Admission of guilt, sure.

Bolton is a piece of shit, but I hate the way the modern legal system works.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2026 12:14 PM (bss/y)

18 "Mishandled"

What, like with the left hand?

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:14 PM (XuXeR)

19 Fuck this Bolton cocksucker in particular

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

20 That wasn't me. Tags were left open in original post.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 12:13 PM (iFTx/)

Are those open tags in the room with us right now?

Posted by: blaster at June 04, 2026 12:14 PM (xhfG9)

21 >>> John Bolton: The indictment against Trump for mishandling classified materials should be the end of his political career and the beginning of his jail time.

Bolton just pled guilty to mishandling classified materials.

Hahahahahahshahaha.

Wooooooof.

*takes breath*

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Ok, Porn Stash.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 04, 2026 12:14 PM (PM/iv)

22 He can now change his nickname from "The Stache" to "Prison Pussy"

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 04, 2026 12:15 PM (2UnvF)

23 I think ace did not close his tags right. Last line is bolded.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2026 12:15 PM (bss/y)

24 18 "Mishandled"

What, like with the left hand?

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:14 PM (XuXeR)

He groped the material...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2026 12:15 PM (l3cgK)

25 Per Greg Price: Today, he plead guilty.

Pled, plead or pleaded???

Posted by: Max K at June 04, 2026 12:15 PM (WAUGm)

26 I hope he gets the maximum sentence...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 12:13 PM (gmEzm)

Elric? Me too

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 12:15 PM (oknh1)

27 Do you want to be the husband or the wife?

Posted by: Cellmate Bubba at June 04, 2026 12:15 PM (dK+Kv)

28 "Sources told ABC News that Bolton has also agreed to pay a fine of more than $2 million."

Huh? How does this lifelong leech and "public servant" have $2M?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 12:15 PM (iFTx/)

29 Bolton has also agreed to pay a fine of more than $2 million.
.......

Where did this asshole get $2 million to burn?
Oh yeah, he 'worked' for the government.

Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 12:16 PM (UjdFS)

30 If I still had a job, I would journalism the sh!t out of this. Totally impartially, too! Where's my makup intern!!

Posted by: Scott Pelley at June 04, 2026 12:16 PM (n9eFH)

31 Hope he goes to prison and mishandles bars of soap.

Posted by: dantesed at June 04, 2026 12:16 PM (Oy/m2)

32 I'd expect with the $2M fine, he gets a suspended sentence or probation. It seems like the deal was to take back all the profits he made releasing the info.

Posted by: Nova Local at June 04, 2026 12:16 PM (tOcjL)

33 Trump's campaign of retribution against those he perceives to be his political enemies.

--

This is the new broken record that is going on non-stop on the propagandist "news" networks. They are going pedal to the metal with this lie.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2026 12:16 PM (qBdHI)

34 Wolf Blitzer always looks like someone did that thing in his mouth that they said they would not do.

Posted by: The Penis Knows at June 04, 2026 12:16 PM (IqKsT)

35 Mishandling classified documents can earn you millions of dollars?

My agreement just let me know about the fines and prison terms available.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2026 12:16 PM (rbvCR)

36 28 "Sources told ABC News that Bolton has also agreed to pay a fine of more than $2 million."

Huh? How does this lifelong leech and "public servant" have $2M?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 12:15 PM (iFTx/)

You have to do a lot of appearances on CNN and Fox, laddie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2026 12:17 PM (bss/y)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2026 12:17 PM (l3cgK)

38 Huh? How does this lifelong leech and "public servant" have $2M?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 12:15 PM (iFTx/)

*shifty eye*

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw, smart investor at June 04, 2026 12:17 PM (n9eFH)

39
So Bolton pays a $2 million fine, and that's it? No jail time?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 04, 2026 12:17 PM (t1fZA)

40 I hope he gets the maximum sentence...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 12:13 PM (gmEzm)

Elric? Me too

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 12:15 PM (oknh1)

If not, then he will only become more bold.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 12:17 PM (dK+Kv)

41 Hey guys, can I file for a divorce now?

Posted by: Bolton's stash at June 04, 2026 12:17 PM (sKqQm)

42 Snap On Tools >> Strap on Dildo > Bolton

Posted by: muldoon at June 04, 2026 12:17 PM (qgHp7)

43 He groped the material..."

Sounds ... sinister.

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:17 PM (XuXeR)

44 Think it was Jeff Goldstein who first gave the 'stache a nickname, but don't remember what it was -- Regis?

Posted by: Nazdar at June 04, 2026 12:18 PM (NcvvS)

45
Hopefully Bolton goes to prison.

I hope they shave that stupid looking mustache off his ugly face.

Posted by: four seasons at June 04, 2026 12:18 PM (x4yF4)

46 From Wiki - this is the $2M - taken back b/c it sold the book...

"The Room Where It Happened: A White House Memoir is a memoir by John Bolton, who served as National Security Advisor for U.S. President Donald Trump from April 2018 to September 2019.[2][3] Bolton was reportedly paid an advance of $2 million by the publisher.[4]"

Posted by: Nova Local at June 04, 2026 12:18 PM (tOcjL)

47 "Mishandled"

What, like with the left hand?

Posted by: man

He groped the material...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
......

Maybe he dropped them or something.

Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 12:19 PM (UjdFS)

48 Matco > Snap On Tools >> Strap on Dildo > Bolton

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:19 PM (XuXeR)

49 25 Per Greg Price: Today, he plead guilty.

Pled, plead or pleaded???

Posted by: Max K at June 04, 2026 12:15 PM (WAUGm)

According to Merriam-Webster:

pleaded or pled, also plead

Hope that clears it up!!!

Posted by: The Barrel at June 04, 2026 12:19 PM (wtvvX)

50 Earn millions mishandling classified documents USING THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK!

Posted by: Bolton web ads at June 04, 2026 12:19 PM (TbWk/)

51 The fact that this loathsome pediculus pleaded guilty and agreed to pay a $2M fine (!) underscores how serious his offense was.

We were assured by the leftwing media and all the usual suspects that this was a big nothing, a witch-hunt by Trump, and it would surely amount to nothing.

Then this scumbag agrees to pay $2M. Fuck these people through the face with Platner's king kong dildo.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

52 To all the guys and gals out there who think either:

1) Your boyfriend would look cool wearing a porn stache and he says 'OK' in order to preserve the sex pipeline.

2) Dudes who think 'I look great in this.'

You are not Tom Selleck in Magnum PI. Hell, even Tom Selleck is not Magnum PI anymore (although he looks horrible without the stache.)

You look like this guy:

https://tinyurl.com/4bsm4cj2

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2026 12:20 PM (bss/y)

53 Bolton is supposedly with $6-$15M

And he's been a bureaucrat for most of his life.

So being fined $2M for mishandling documents is good but honestly likely 80% of his wealth is from selling American intelligence secrets.

Posted by: Bolton's stash at June 04, 2026 12:20 PM (sKqQm)

54 >>Posted by: Nova Local at June 04, 2026 12:18 PM (tOcjL)

Heh. Assuming he paid taxes on the advance, and assuming he still has the net, it's going to cost him a lot of cash.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 04, 2026 12:21 PM (NcvvS)

55 The guilty plea would make Bolton thus far the only successful case

Aww, has your system been broken? You used 'only' where you should have used 'first'.

Posted by: t-bird at June 04, 2026 12:21 PM (f4tQo)

56 Doesn't Bolton have a book out?

The Room Where It Happened: A White House Memoir: Bolton, John

Posted by: illiniwek at June 04, 2026 12:21 PM (vbXSk)

57 I sincerely doubt the deal includes prison

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 12:21 PM (oknh1)

58 Mish-handled?

Posted by: far cry at June 04, 2026 12:21 PM (+IsEU)

59 Good Morning Ace. In celebration of my upcoming oral surgery I made my wife cinnamon rolls, since I had left over dough from the pizza I made last night.
I don't like cinnamon rolls with white frosting, so I made them with penuche frosting instead.

To celebrate my healing and being able to chew properly again some time in the future, I plan to make cinnamon rolls made with vanilla cherry jam instead.
We all need goals

Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2026 12:21 PM (rbvCR)

60 When a man loves a Walrus!!!

Posted by: John Bolt-On at June 04, 2026 12:22 PM (rgnea)

61 Assuming he paid taxes on the advance"

Yeah, sure.

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:23 PM (XuXeR)

62 To celebrate my healing and being able to chew properly again some time in the future, I plan to make cinnamon rolls made with vanilla cherry jam instead.
We all need goals
Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2026 12:21 PM (rbvCR)

Yes, short, medium, and long term goals are a must for facing health issues. Mine tend to involve travel goals

Posted by: Nova Local at June 04, 2026 12:23 PM (tOcjL)

63 58 Mish-handled?

Posted by: far cry at June 04, 2026 12:21 PM (+IsEU)

I mish-handled your mother, Trebek!

Posted by: Sean Connery at June 04, 2026 12:24 PM (l3cgK)

64 Democrats and their frenz, like this douche used the justice system and government to prosecute, jail and sentence people in novel and unusual ways. They were able to do that because evidence of the truth was suppressed and hidden in collaboration with federal agencies and prosecutors. It also involved the media, who wouldn’t know the truth if it crawled up their asses and winked at them in the mirror.

In other words, a conspiracy was formed to accuse, charge, try and sentence people who were innocent, but political opponents of Democrats. It was underwritten by a Stalinist Media.

This is demonstrable and I challenge anyone to truthfully prove otherwise.

What this president and his administration has done thus far is to charge people who are guilty of actual crimes, that can be proven in a normal court of law. They are neither novel, nor political. They are criminal. Porn Stash Man just proved it.

That is the difference between Democrats kangaroo court and justice system used as a punitive weapon against the people, as opposed to a Republican court of law and a neutral justice system, fags.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 04, 2026 12:24 PM (PM/iv)

65 So being fined $2M for mishandling documents is good but honestly likely 80% of his wealth is from selling American intelligence secrets.
Posted by: Bolton's stash

Does that include the profits from insider trading?

Posted by: Kratwurst at June 04, 2026 12:24 PM (Kwjzk)

66 Afternoon Ace.
Bolton's mustache is going to make him a popular "guy" in prison.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2026 12:24 PM (gQKJe)

67 59 Good Morning Ace. In celebration of my upcoming oral surgery I made my wife cinnamon rolls, since I had left over dough from the pizza I made last night.
I don't like cinnamon rolls with white frosting, so I made them with penuche frosting instead.

To celebrate my healing and being able to chew properly again some time in the future, I plan to make cinnamon rolls made with vanilla cherry jam instead.
We all need goals
Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2026 12:21 PM (rbvCR)

Getting some dental implants?

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 12:24 PM (Gqar8)

68 I saw a vote update from the LA mayor race.

Overnight Bass got 13K votes and Pratt got...0.

Fraud. Its all Fraud.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 12:25 PM (sKqQm)

69 68 I saw a vote update from the LA mayor race.

Overnight Bass got 13K votes and Pratt got...0.

Fraud. Its all Fraud.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 12:25 PM (sKqQm)

Yep.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2026 12:25 PM (bss/y)

70 68 I saw a vote update from the LA mayor race.

Overnight Bass got 13K votes and Pratt got...0.

Fraud. Its all Fraud.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 12:25 PM (sKqQm)

But of course!

Posted by: Grey Poupon Liberals in Kalifornia at June 04, 2026 12:26 PM (l3cgK)

71 Pled, plead or pleaded???

Posted by: Max K at June 04, 2026 12:15 PM (WAUGm)

According to Merriam-Webster:

pleaded or pled, also plead

Real men don't wear plead.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)

72 "We're never going to get indictments."
"We're never going to get prosecutions."
"We're never going to get results."
"The results aren't his head on a pike, all is lost."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 12:26 PM (KbEzc)

73 59 Good Morning Ace. In celebration of my upcoming oral surgery I made my wife cinnamon rolls, since I had left over dough from the pizza I made last night.
I don't like cinnamon rolls with white frosting, so I made them with penuche frosting instead.

To celebrate my healing and being able to chew properly again some time in the future, I plan to make cinnamon rolls made with vanilla cherry jam instead.
We all need goals

Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2026 12:21 PM (rbvCR)

You getting your jaw wired shut? I got to experience that for a few weeks once.

I still have the emergency wire cutters they gave to me to avoid choking in case I had to throw up. Useful for cutting electrical cable, too!

Posted by: The Barrel at June 04, 2026 12:26 PM (wtvvX)

74 68 I saw a vote update from the LA mayor race.

Overnight Bass got 13K votes and Pratt got...0.

Fraud. Its all Fraud.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 12:25 PM (sKqQm)

This is expected. Pratt “ may” be allowed to continue, but the ultimate result is foregone. It’s Cali.

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 12:27 PM (Gqar8)

75 this is good news!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 04, 2026 12:27 PM (j+aD2)

76 "Mishandled "...And still no - what's her name arm jokes?

I am disappoint.

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:27 PM (XuXeR)

77 I don't like cinnamon rolls with white frosting, so I made them with penuche frosting instead.

I read that as "with penis frosting". Twice. You just expect certain words on the HQ.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 04, 2026 12:27 PM (QZThv)

78 I saw a vote update from the LA mayor race.

Overnight Bass got 13K votes and Pratt got...0.

Fraud. Its all Fraud.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 12:25 PM (sKqQm)

But of course!
Posted by: Grey Poupon Liberals in Kalifornia at June 04, 2026 12:26 PM (l3cgK)

According to the Babylon Bee, California just completed counting votes, and confirmed Ronald Reagan just won the 1966 election for Governor.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 12:27 PM (qx7Zg)

79 71 Pled, plead or pleaded???

Posted by: Max K at June 04, 2026 12:15 PM (WAUGm)

According to Merriam-Webster:

pleaded or pled, also plead

Real men don't wear plead.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)

Unless its pleaded.

Posted by: The Barrel at June 04, 2026 12:27 PM (wtvvX)

80 Per Greg Price: Today, he plead guilty.

Pled, plead or pleaded???

Posted by: Max K at June 04, 2026 12:15 PM (WAUGm)

Pleaded. Pleaded is correct.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 04, 2026 12:28 PM (Kdi1r)

81 Guys in prison will see that stash and be nostalgic for one thing.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 04, 2026 12:28 PM (PM/iv)

82 74 68 I saw a vote update from the LA mayor race.

Overnight Bass got 13K votes and Pratt got...0.

Fraud. Its all Fraud.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 12:25 PM (sKqQm)

This is expected. Pratt “ may” be allowed to continue, but the ultimate result is foregone. It’s Cali.

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 12:27 PM (Gqar

======

Well, apparently the USA of Southern California is starting an investigation.

I don't expect too much, but it is interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 12:28 PM (KbEzc)

83 I saw a vote update from the LA mayor race.

Overnight Bass got 13K votes and Pratt got...0.

Fraud. Its all Fraud.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 12:25 PM (sKqQm)

I think you mean Our Precious Democracy.

Posted by: far cry at June 04, 2026 12:28 PM (+IsEU)

84 Overnight Bass got 13K votes and Pratt got...0."

Surprised Pratt got that many...

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:28 PM (XuXeR)

85 Off, coopered sock...

Posted by: The Barrel at June 04, 2026 12:28 PM (wtvvX)

86 Oh...my hash has changed...wonder when that happened...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2026 12:28 PM (l3cgK)

87 If they were smart they really should save the fraudulent activities for the general election. Somebody might get caught and then you gotta hire and train new crooks.

Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 12:28 PM (UjdFS)

88 Getting some dental implants?
Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 12:24 PM (Gqar

First I need to get a tooth yanked, then an implant. I have a hooked root that will make things extra complicated.
Interesting thing, the surgeon who will take out the tooth is the son of the surgeon who took out my severely impacted wisdom teeth, way back when.

The Japanese are just starting human trials on regrowing teeth, but they are starting with people who did not develop baby teeth, or have them replaced with adult teeth. The trials should go through 2030, and I am not interested in waiting that long

Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2026 12:29 PM (rbvCR)

89 Sam Elliot had/has a Porn ‘Stache.

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 12:29 PM (Gqar8)

90 It's hard for "journalists" to keep up with change. Is he "disgraced felon, former Trump advisor" or "courageous foreign and defense policy adviser who is a fierce Trump critic?"
I guess it's Cronkite's cat. It's alive or dead depending on today's narrative.

Posted by: Cyrus Vance at June 04, 2026 12:29 PM (2Mccz)

91 $80 oil.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 04, 2026 12:29 PM (m2K52)

92 This is expected. Pratt “ may” be allowed to continue, but the ultimate result is foregone. It’s Cali.

Nobody knows what Cali voters actually want since the "winner" is pre-selected by the DNC.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 04, 2026 12:29 PM (QZThv)

93 Guys in prison will see that stash and be nostalgic for one thing"

Wilfred Brimley?

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:30 PM (XuXeR)

94 87 If they were smart they really should save the fraudulent activities for the general election. Somebody might get caught and then you gotta hire and train new crooks.

Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 12:28 PM (UjdFS)

====

The Democrat cheat machine hasn't had to hide for decades.

Decades.

This does not lead to strategic thinking.

How many years have precincts in Detroit lied about how many ballots were in ballot boxes like were found in the Jill Stein 2016 lawsuit?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 12:30 PM (KbEzc)

95 Pled, plead or pleaded???

Posted by: Max K at June 04, 2026 12:15 PM (WAUGm)

Pleaded. Pleaded is correct.

We're not even considering "plod"?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)

96 89 Sam Elliot had/has a Porn ‘Stache.

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 12:29 PM (Gqar

I saw Porn Stache front for Porno for Pyros at the LA Colosseum in '96...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2026 12:30 PM (l3cgK)

97 I guess it's not my day! Dow is up 1.8%, yet my portfolio is only up 0.7%...,

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 12:30 PM (QGaXH)

98 Democrats in California use ballot harvesting to collect “secret” ballots from skells on skid row, nursing homes, dead people and illegal immigrants. They are held in reserve until needed. It’s fraud all the way down.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 04, 2026 12:30 PM (PM/iv)

99 91 $80 oil.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 04, 2026 12:29 PM (m2K52)

====

Exxon CEO saying $150 per barrel oil sounds more and more like an effort to get people to buy stock more than an actual prediction with every passing day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 12:31 PM (KbEzc)

100 $80 oil."

Baby oil?

/puffydaddy

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:31 PM (XuXeR)

101 I mish-handled your mother, Trebek!

********

I totally read this out loud in my head using Sean's sibilant Scottish.

Posted by: muldoon at June 04, 2026 12:31 PM (qgHp7)

102 Bolton has also agreed to pay a fine of more than $2 million.

I'm hoping to get it trimmed.

Posted by: John Bolton's 'Stache at June 04, 2026 12:32 PM (f4tQo)

103 Exxon CEO saying $150 per barrel oil"

Darren didn't say that...

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:32 PM (XuXeR)

104 The Democrat cheat machine hasn't had to hide for decades.

Decades.

This does not lead to strategic thinking.

How many years have precincts in Detroit lied about how many ballots were in ballot boxes like were found in the Jill Stein 2016 lawsuit?

Don't forget Philly routinely reporting turnout over 100% in many districts.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 04, 2026 12:32 PM (QZThv)

105 Overnight Bass got 13K votes and Pratt got...0.

That's why that worship at the feet of Castro commie c@@n has her smug smirking fix is in grin.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 04, 2026 12:32 PM (Kt19C)

106 plfffffyd.

Posted by: The correct Welsh term at June 04, 2026 12:32 PM (n9eFH)

107 I'm looking forward to California having completely separate election systems for federal elections and state/local elections.

Those state fiefdoms will spend billions to retain their local power rather than bringing new federal rules on mail in ballots to state elections that keep them in power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 12:32 PM (KbEzc)

108 I'd like to know the details of whatever "deal" prosecutors made with Bolton. Like, is he going to testify against any of the others? Presuming he knows shit about the coup or was involved.

He was involved...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 04, 2026 12:32 PM (jehhT)

109 I totally read this out loud in my head using Sean's sibilant Scottish"

You might want to see a the rapist...

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:32 PM (XuXeR)

110 Trump continues to punish his enemies....that, uh, break the law.

Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2026 12:33 PM (YwEeS)

111 89 Sam Elliot had/has a Porn ‘Stache.
Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 12:29 PM (Gqar

Another valid exception. He looks bizarre without the 'stache too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2026 12:33 PM (bss/y)

112 plfffffyd.
Posted by: The correct Welsh term"

That's the short version

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:33 PM (XuXeR)

113
Per Greg Price: Today, he plead guilty.

Pled, plead or pleaded???
Posted by: Max K

==============

Plead. Greg Price be ghetto. He lead me to this conclusion.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 12:33 PM (n7rxJ)

114 The 'stache is going to use his time in the clink to get jacked.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 04, 2026 12:33 PM (9v/38)

115 Apropos of more elections being rigged, happy Killdozer Day to those who celebrate. June 4th, 2004.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 04, 2026 12:34 PM (QZThv)

116 To be fair, I think Sam Elliot is just a life support system for his mustache.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2026 12:34 PM (bss/y)

117 Ooof. Erin Burnett looks like the banjo kid from Deliverance.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 04, 2026 12:34 PM (PM/iv)

118 Pleaded. Pleaded is correct.
**********

"The victim bleeded profusely." just doesn't sound right.

Posted by: muldoon at June 04, 2026 12:34 PM (qgHp7)

119 106 plfffffyd.

Posted by: The correct Welsh term at June 04, 2026 12:32 PM (n9eFH)

Is that the sound a queef makes?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2026 12:34 PM (l3cgK)

120 115 Apropos of more elections being rigged, happy Killdozer Day to those who celebrate. June 4th, 2004.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 04, 2026 12:34 PM (QZThv)

Also the anniversary of the Tiananmen Square massacre.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2026 12:34 PM (bss/y)

121 103 Exxon CEO saying $150 per barrel oil"

Darren didn't say that...

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:32 PM (XuXeR)

====

Right, not the CEO.

Just an Exxon exec. Neil Chapman, senior VP.

https://tinyurl.com/bd7aadzd

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 12:34 PM (KbEzc)

122 ZZ Top Beard > Pornstache

Says the guy with a ZZ Top beard.

Posted by: Delurker at June 04, 2026 12:35 PM (gtcuf)

123 $80 oil.

Posted by: Boss Moss

Shit'll give you cancer, Jack.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Cancer Warrior, Hero at June 04, 2026 12:35 PM (UjdFS)

124 The actor in "Pressure" ( Andrew Scott ) has a mustache, but he is better looking than John Bolton and the actual person who was the meteorologist had a mustache tooI guess more men more mustaches in the 40's.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 12:35 PM (lQ+/f)

125 @86/jim (in Kalifornia): "Oh...my hash has changed...wonder when that happened..."

Overnight. Your new hash got 13k votes. Your old one, zero.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 04, 2026 12:35 PM (O7YUW)

126 110 Trump continues to punish his enemies....that, uh, break the law.

Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2026 12:33 PM (YwEeS)

=====

"Being anti-Trump makes one immune from prosecution by Trump appointed DOJ personnel."
-it's a standard

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 12:35 PM (KbEzc)

127 > "Bolton faces a sentence of up to 60 months in jail and a fine of $2.25 million..."For not turning in his private notes of meetings when he left office. I wonder what he'd get if he had boxes full of nuclear-related top secret documents stored in his bathroom.

Isn’t it funny how all the “adults in the room” from Trump’s first term now have criminal convictions, are career-less, and/or are registered as foreign agents while their previous boss, who has done all the things they have done, was elected to another term and has faced 0 consequences for his actions?

Pathetic indictment of the intelligence of that voter base and even more so our country’s law enforcement.

This particular persecution is bullshit, but I'm not gonna cry for someone who should be in the Hague for war crimes.

Bolton could have destroyed Trump's chances of reelection just like Pence, if they just talked about what happened in the administration when it still mattered. They both desperately wanted book deals and MAGA acceptance though.
Screw them both.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 04, 2026 12:35 PM (JCZqz)

128 Overnight Bass got 13K votes and Pratt got...0.

That's why that worship at the feet of Castro commie c@@n has her smug smirking fix is in grin.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 04, 2026 12:32 PM (Kt19C)
========================
Forget it, it's Chinatown.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 04, 2026 12:36 PM (p8wPc)

129 Another valid exception. He looks bizarre without the 'stache too.

*******

Sam Elliot uses the mustache to hide his receding chin.

Posted by: muldoon at June 04, 2026 12:36 PM (qgHp7)

130 Ooof. Erin Burnett looks like the banjo kid from Deliverance.
Posted by: Vengeance at June 04, 2026 12:34 PM (PM/iv)

Pie Disposal Unit Erin Burnett

Posted by: AoSHQ Style Guide at June 04, 2026 12:37 PM (+IsEU)

131 127 Bolton could have destroyed Trump's chances of reelection just like Pence, if they just talked about what happened in the administration when it still mattered. They both desperately wanted book deals and MAGA acceptance though.
Screw them both.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 04, 2026 12:35 PM (JCZqz)

=====

"Bolton and Pence are protecting Trump," is a take.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 12:37 PM (KbEzc)

132 WTI on NYMEX is $93

Posted by: Vengeance at June 04, 2026 12:37 PM (PM/iv)

133 Just an Exxon exec. Neil Chapman, senior VP."

Yeah - that was an "if", not a prediction. But faux news ran with it, just as prices dropped.

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:37 PM (XuXeR)

134 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 04, 2026 12:35 PM (JCZqz)

Now have them do the Biden family...

That would be a fun Family Feud episode...the Bidens: Joey, Jill, Hunter, Ashley...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2026 12:37 PM (l3cgK)

135 Compare this to Biden, who did the exactly the same thing but on a much more voluminous basis. And, they let him off the hook because he's an old man, and they didn't think he had criminal "intent."

Same with Hillary Clinton. They refused to prosecute because of lack of criminal "intent."

So, prosecuting (via a plea deal) of Bolton suggest he DID have criminal "intent". Therefore, that should have opened the door to many more potential felonies.

And, the kicker is that you do NOT have to show criminal "intent" in the mishandling of confidential files in order to prosecute the violation as has been done with many others not connected or in the public spotlight.

Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2026 12:38 PM (dIske)

136 13 Elric gets to go spend time in the barrel for not closing his tags properly.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant

Worst game of tag ever.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

14 I hope he gets the maximum sentence...
Posted by: It's me donna

That's a little harsh for an open tag.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 12:38 PM (lnk1R)

137 Hello! Happy Thursday!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

Did your crows leave you anymore gifts?

Posted by: Tuna at June 04, 2026 12:39 PM (lJ0H4)

138 Futures are around $80.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 04, 2026 12:39 PM (m2K52)

139 "Bolton and Pence are protecting Trump," is a take.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 12:37 PM (KbEzc)

'Both just bided their time for the right moment to strike to be of maximum effect and benefit' might be a better one. 'Benefit' being hazy and insubstantial, but they probably thought it would be.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2026 12:39 PM (bss/y)

140 Huh? How does this lifelong leech and "public servant" have $2M?
Posted by: Elric The Blade

The new fashioned way, they don't earn it, they leech it.

Posted by: Cheri at June 04, 2026 12:39 PM (oiNtH)

141 Bolton's a little fish. Bring me whales.

ARE YOU WITH ME, MEN? I THINK YE DO LOOK BRAVE...

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 12:39 PM (ZxPkt)

142 Remember, if an (R) arguably mishandles a classified document, it's auto felony treason.
But it's (D)ifferent when they do it.

Posted by: BobM at June 04, 2026 12:39 PM (6tmKi)

143 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Ha ha

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 12:39 PM (xOaph)

144 Elric gets to go spend time in the barrel for not closing his tags properly.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant

Worst game of tag ever.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

14 I hope he gets the maximum sentence...
Posted by: It's me donna

That's a little harsh for an open tag.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 12:38 PM (lnk1R)
_____

Wasn't my fault, bros! Ace left open a tag. Look at the post and you'll see it ends in bold. The Blade was just an innocent bystander in all this.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

145 133 Just an Exxon exec. Neil Chapman, senior VP."

Yeah - that was an "if", not a prediction. But faux news ran with it, just as prices dropped.

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:37 PM (XuXeR)

=====

“I mean really, really low levels,” Chapman warned. “You can debate whether that’s going to hit, those really low levels, in two weeks or three weeks. Once you get to that point, then you’ll see price shoot up.”

This is a prediction. He's just saying that people can have different reads.

He's also talking about demand destruction in the future like it hasn't been going on for months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 12:40 PM (KbEzc)

146 Good afternoon"

Arrgh. Obviously an East coaster

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:40 PM (XuXeR)

147 141 Bolton's a little fish. Bring me whales.

ARE YOU WITH ME, MEN? I THINK YE DO LOOK BRAVE...

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 12:39 PM (ZxPkt)

Aye, that large white one...otherwise it's rrraaaacisst...

Posted by: Cap'n Ahab at June 04, 2026 12:40 PM (l3cgK)

148 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at June 04, 2026 12:40 PM (2Ez/1)

149 A question for the 'ettes, which mustache?

A) Sam Elliott
B) Tom Sellick
C) John Bolton

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 12:41 PM (2sKtj)

150 >>Ace left open a tag.

Surprised that he or CBD hasn't closed it yet.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 04, 2026 12:41 PM (NcvvS)

151 They both desperately wanted book deals and MAGA acceptance
------------

LOL

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 12:41 PM (oknh1)

152 I wonder why gas is at $5.15 still. It can't ALL be the $.40 tax from the state.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2026 12:41 PM (rbvCR)

153 >That's a little harsh for an open tag.

Posted by: rickb223
----

today an open tag, tomorrow a misplaced apostrophe
where does it end?
dammit man this is how civilizations are lost

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 12:42 PM (ZxPkt)

154 Erin Burnett looks better with her mouth open although sounds coming out of it are problematic.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 12:42 PM (ZwdAr)

155 151 They both desperately wanted book deals and MAGA acceptance
------------

LOL

Yeah, it's cute that they think that.

Posted by: Delurker at June 04, 2026 12:42 PM (gtcuf)

156 Incidentally, Hunter Biden now has an X account. He's already posted that the cocaine in the White House was not his, because "that stuff's too valuable to leave around like that".

I think that might be the most believable thing a Biden has said in this century.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 04, 2026 12:42 PM (QZThv)

157 Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

My apologies. It looked like you were going for bold and fucked it up.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 12:43 PM (oknh1)

158 First you have to buy all the overpriced gas.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 04, 2026 12:43 PM (m2K52)

159 Erin has terminal RBF.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 04, 2026 12:43 PM (TezPK)

160 152 I wonder why gas is at $5.15 still. It can't ALL be the $.40 tax from the state.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2026 12:41 PM (rbvCR)

=======

Elevator up. Stairs down.

https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/@RB.1

RBOB (gas futures) are consistently down over the past 3 weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 12:43 PM (KbEzc)

161 If Hollywood decides to make a John Bolton movie, they could cast Shia LeBoeuf as The Walrus. He's sporting a similar stache nowadays.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 12:43 PM (qx7Zg)

162
Overnight Bass got 13K votes and Pratt got...0.

--------

Is this statistically impossible talley because they can't be bothered to make the fraud more plausible, or because they're intentionally rubbing our noses in it?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 04, 2026 12:43 PM (HLgI3)

163 137 Hello! Happy Thursday!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

Did your crows leave you anymore gifts?
Posted by: Tuna at June 04, 2026 12:39 PM (lJ0H4)

Are you going to crow about your crows?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 12:44 PM (QGaXH)

164 That would be a fun Family Feud episode...the Bidens: Joey, Jill, Hunter, Ashley...

*********

Steve Harvey: "The top five answers are on the board. Name something the coxswain on a rowing crew yells."

Joe: "Stroke!"

Posted by: muldoon at June 04, 2026 12:44 PM (qgHp7)

165 162
Overnight Bass got 13K votes and Pratt got...0.

--------

Is this statistically impossible talley because they can't be bothered to make the fraud more plausible, or because they're intentionally rubbing our noses in it?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 04, 2026 12:43 PM (HLgI3)

power of AND

Posted by: Cap'n Ahab at June 04, 2026 12:44 PM (l3cgK)

166 Bosun.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 04, 2026 12:44 PM (m2K52)

167 if I was the President, i would offer to take 2 years off his sentence if i could take his mustache and taxidermy it onto an animal of my choice.

Posted by: Nelly at June 04, 2026 12:44 PM (6+ehB)

168 Is this statistically impossible talley because they can't be bothered to make the fraud more plausible, or because they're intentionally rubbing our noses in it?

Embrace the power of "and".

Posted by: Ian S. at June 04, 2026 12:44 PM (QZThv)

169 > If Hollywood decides to make a John Bolton movie, they could cast
----

Cuba Gooding Jr
race swapping is very big right now

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 12:45 PM (ZxPkt)

170 169 > If Hollywood decides to make a John Bolton movie, they could cast
----

Cuba Gooding Jr
race swapping is very big right now

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 12:45 PM (ZxPkt)

====

Only if he goes tranny.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 12:45 PM (KbEzc)

171 165 That would be a fun Family Feud episode...the Bidens: Joey, Jill, Hunter, Ashley...

*********

Steve Harvey: "The top five answers are on the board. Name something the coxswain on a rowing crew yells."

Joe: "Stroke!"

Posted by: muldoon at June 04, 2026 12:44 PM (qgHp7)

Steve Harvey: "Name something you use in the shower"
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2026 12:45 PM (l3cgK)

172 149 A question for the 'ettes, which mustache?

A) Sam Elliott
B) Tom Sellick
C) John Bolton
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 12:41 PM (2sKtj)
Remember, ladies, dey all three woke.

Posted by: Eromero at June 04, 2026 12:45 PM (LHPAg)

173 The Blade was just an innocent bystander in all this.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
---

No blade is an innocent blade.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 12:45 PM (ZwdAr)

174 They did something awful with GOT.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 04, 2026 12:46 PM (m2K52)

175 149 A question for the 'ettes, which mustache?

A) Sam Elliott
B) Tom Sellick
C) John Bolton
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 12:41 PM (2sKtj)

D) Gene Shalit.

Posted by: The Gene Shalit Fan Club at June 04, 2026 12:47 PM (n9eFH)

176 Walrus vocalizations

youtu.be/OAVL61yeCYs

Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2026 12:47 PM (rbvCR)

177 I wonder why gas is at $5.15 still.

Treefiddy around here... (greater houston co prosperity sphere)

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:47 PM (XuXeR)

178 Remember, ladies, dey all three woke.
Posted by: Eromero at June 04, 2026 12:45 PM (LHPAg)
--

Tom Selleck is woke now? WTF!

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at June 04, 2026 12:47 PM (0bjKf)

179 46 From Wiki - this is the $2M - taken back b/c it sold the book...

"The Room Where It Happened: A White House Memoir is a memoir by John Bolton, who served as National Security Advisor for U.S. President Donald Trump from April 2018 to September 2019.[2][3] Bolton was reportedly paid an advance of $2 million by the publisher.[4]"

Posted by: Nova Local at June 04, 2026 12:18 PM (tOcjL)

One of the funnier aspects of Bolton's book is that there was a huge hullabaloo about Trump calling veterans 'suckers and losers'. Trump is still catching heck for supposedly making that statement. The thing is, Bolton was actually on the plane at the very time that Trump supposedly made that quote. You'd think that if Bolton heard that, it would not only have made his book but that he would have been the first to corroborate Jeffrey Goldberg's libelous accusation. The one that John Kelly supposedly heard.

To his credit, I believe that Bolton said he heard nothing of the sort from Trump.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 04, 2026 12:48 PM (zqVbD)

180 Bosun"

Mate?

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:48 PM (XuXeR)

181
Apropos of more elections being rigged, happy Killdozer Day to those who celebrate. June 4th, 2004.
Posted by: Ian S.

============

Hm. We're also over the Tiananmen Square anniversary (June 3-5). Tank Man was June 5. Not unrelated.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 12:49 PM (n7rxJ)

182
172 149 A question for the 'ettes, which mustache?

A) Sam Elliott
B) Tom Sellick
C) John Bolton
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 12:41 PM (2sKtj)
Remember, ladies, dey all three woke.
Posted by: Eromero at June 04, 2026 12:45 PM

-------

Tom Selleck is woke too?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 04, 2026 12:49 PM (HLgI3)

183 147 141 Bolton's a little fish. Bring me whales.
ARE YOU WITH ME, MEN? I THINK YE DO LOOK BRAVE...
Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 12:39 PM (ZxPkt)

Aye, that large white one...otherwise it's rrraaaacisst...
Posted by: Cap'n Ahab

Yar, I be a sea-man meself, in a way, and white whales be me speciality! Take a gander at this classic, ready for mounting! https://tinyurl.com/5t5c7xh6

Or a classic music video on.the subject (17 years old on YouTube? Ancient!): https://tinyurl.com/e32cxnrn

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 04, 2026 12:49 PM (JCZqz)

184 Usually Ace doesn't mishandle simple tags. He's bigger than that. He corrupts HTML and the whole blog goes to "SHELFCON 3" with a quickness.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 04, 2026 12:49 PM (O7YUW)

185 176 Walrus vocalizations

youtu.be/OAVL61yeCYs

Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2026 12:47 PM (rbvCR)

And here I thought it would be more like this:

https://youtu.be/br-Dy3puDoc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2026 12:49 PM (l3cgK)

186 First you have to buy all the overpriced gas."

Gotta cover our asses!

/XOM traders

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:50 PM (XuXeR)

187 Gene Shalit.
Posted by: The Gene Shalit Fan Club"

Well played

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:50 PM (XuXeR)

188 Call me Ishmael.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 04, 2026 12:51 PM (m2K52)

189 > Hm. We're also over the Tiananmen Square anniversary (June 3-5). Tank Man was June 5. Not unrelated.
---------
The un-cropped photos of that incident are... mind blowing. It was a rather long line of tanks, not a couple that are seen in the most famous photo.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 04, 2026 12:51 PM (jehhT)

190 177 I wonder why gas is at $5.15 still.

Treefiddy around here... (greater houston co prosperity sphere)
Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:47 PM (XuXeR)

4.73 at Costco Huntington Beach yesterday. First time I've paid under 5$ per in months.

Chevron is still 5.89 but that's down from 6.29.

Still seeing a lot of stations approaching mid-6$ range.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 12:51 PM (QGaXH)

191 Mustache? I'll show you a mustache.

You know who, just a former art student.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 04, 2026 12:51 PM (gm9Sb)

192 A question for the 'ettes, which mustache?

A) Sam Elliott
B) Tom Sellick
C) John Bolton

D) Colonel Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 12:52 PM (Riz8t)

193 Are you going to crow about your crows?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 12:44 PM (QGaXH)

What's the body count at now?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 12:52 PM (dK+Kv)

194 What a douche is right........

Kruse remembered on X: 'I was an intern at @CBSNews when Pelley would fill in for Katie Couric on the evening news.

'I watched in the control room one day as he directed them to slowly push the shot in on him as he took his glasses off.

'It was so fake I’ve remembered it for 15 years.'

Kruse - the host of the unDivided with Brandi Kruse podcast - shared more about the exchange in a Thursday piece for The Daily Wire.

'A few of the guys in the control room exchanged knowing glances, as if to say, “What a douche,”' she wrote.

Posted by: beckster at June 04, 2026 12:52 PM (kX27y)

195 >>and the whole blog goes to "SHELFCON 3" with a quickness.

That is Ace-level cruelty. Well played.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 04, 2026 12:52 PM (NcvvS)

196 FWIW, the smaller unit at Valero Port Arthur is up, but the total output is still down about 200,000 bbl/day....

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:53 PM (XuXeR)

197 Kruse remembered on X: 'I was an intern at @CBSNews when Pelley would fill in for Katie Couric on the evening news.

'I watched in the control room one day as he directed them to slowly push the shot in on him as he took his glasses off.

'It was so fake I’ve remembered it for 15 years.'

Kruse - the host of the unDivided with Brandi Kruse podcast - shared more about the exchange in a Thursday piece for The Daily Wire.

'A few of the guys in the control room exchanged knowing glances, as if to say, “What a douche,”' she wrote.

Posted by: beckster at June 04, 2026 12:52 PM (kX27y)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 12:54 PM (dK+Kv)

198 Did we ever figure out what the reference was? Was it Orchid and the IT crowd?

Because now it's bugging me that I don't know what reference was bugging ace.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 12:54 PM (oknh1)

199 First time I've paid under 5$ per in months."

Dang. That's rough.

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:55 PM (XuXeR)

200
199 First time I've paid under 5$ per in months."

Dang. That's rough.

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:55 PM (XuXeR)

======

California has nice weather, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 12:55 PM (KbEzc)

201 They're starting the autophagy phase. A guy who spends $2200 on a coat probably should shut up about gays.

Porn-obsessed Hasan Piker goes on shocking homophobic rant after Scott Wiener wins SF congressional primary.

“It’s just f–ing rich liberals who just want homo-fascism in the country, that’s it. They want gay fascism. They want gay techno-fascism,” he insisted, without explaining what those terms meant.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhr6ttu

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)

202 200
199 First time I've paid under 5$ per in months."

Dang. That's rough.

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:55 PM (XuXeR)

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California has nice weather, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 12:55 PM (KbEzc)

I try not to dwell on her faults...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2026 12:56 PM (l3cgK)

203 149 A question for the 'ettes, which mustache?

A) Sam Elliott
B) Tom Sellick
C) John Bolton
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 12:41 PM (2sKtj)
________________________

Percy Dovetonsils (that would be Ernie Kovacs for you kids in the comments)

Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2026 12:57 PM (dIske)

204 “It’s just f–ing rich liberals who just want homo-fascism in the country, that’s it. They want gay fascism. They want gay techno-fascism,” he insisted, without explaining what those terms meant.

He's not wrong though.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)

205 At least the city isn't on fire.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 04, 2026 12:57 PM (m2K52)

206 "The stock market sounds an alarm as investors get a grim update on President Trump's economy!" - the Motley Fool.

Market is up nearly 2% points today - such good timing, fool!

Posted by: Boswell at June 04, 2026 12:57 PM (V7158)

207 Anybody watch "The Detectorists"?

Great show.

Crows bring the big happy ending.

Posted by: pawn at June 04, 2026 12:57 PM (+rSJz)

208 201 They're starting the autophagy phase. A guy who spends $2200 on a coat probably should shut up about gays.

Porn-obsessed Hasan Piker goes on shocking homophobic rant after Scott Wiener wins SF congressional primary.

“It’s just f–ing rich liberals who just want homo-fascism in the country, that’s it. They want gay fascism. They want gay techno-fascism,” he insisted, without explaining what those terms meant.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhr6ttu

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)

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It feels like the fissures within the Democrat electorate are becoming less obviously papered over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 12:58 PM (KbEzc)

209 Wow! What a headline

Karmelo Anthony Supporters Outraged That Jury for His Murder Trial Is All-White

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 12:58 PM (qx7Zg)

210 Sam Elliot had/has a Porn ‘Stache.

--

Sam Elliot of the "Dudes for Harris" infamy.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2026 12:58 PM (qBdHI)

211 Biggest anniversary for June 4 is Battle of Midway.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 04, 2026 12:58 PM (U/Byj)

212 Kinda wonder when Joy Reid is going to go off-script and divulge what she really thinks of gays. She's had years to bottle it in after she "recanted".

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 12:58 PM (gKWVE)

213 199 First time I've paid under 5$ per in months."

Dang. That's rough.
Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:55 PM (XuXeR)

I was paying 6.25 for a while unless I wanted to drive four miles to Costco and wait in line 20 minutes.

Still didn't stop me from tooling around in my big (for me) truck feeling like a king.....LOL!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 12:58 PM (QGaXH)

214 Yar, I be a sea-man meself, in a way, and white whales be me speciality! Take a gander at this classic, ready for mounting! https://tinyurl.com/5t5c7xh6
...
...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

The one on the right, her left, is Sammy Davis Jr,
I can tell by the forehead.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 12:58 PM (ZwdAr)

215 209 Wow! What a headline

Karmelo Anthony Supporters Outraged That Jury for His Murder Trial Is All-White

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 12:58 PM (qx7Zg)

I was outraged that all of Trump's jurors were libbies...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2026 12:58 PM (l3cgK)

216 Percy Dovetonsils (that would be Ernie Kovacs for you kids in the comments)
Posted by: Orson

LOL. Ernie Kovacs was so funny.

Posted by: Tuna at June 04, 2026 12:58 PM (lJ0H4)

217 209 Wow! What a headline

Karmelo Anthony Supporters Outraged That Jury for His Murder Trial Is All-White

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 12:58 PM (qx7Zg)

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Apparently, every black person that went through voir dire was saying stuff like, "I can't put a brother behind bars."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 12:59 PM (KbEzc)

218 It feels like the fissures"

We don't need cracks like that...

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:59 PM (XuXeR)

219 There were so many saboteurs in Trump 1.0. I'm starting to suspect a few in 2.0

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 12:59 PM (n5tGW)

220 I saw Skidmark and the Stench open for the Butthole Surfers at the ManHole in SF.
It was dreamy

Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 04, 2026 12:59 PM (JNTt1)

221 A question for the 'ettes, which mustache?

A) Sam Elliott
B) Tom Sellick
C) John Bolton
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 12:41 PM (2sKtj)

D) Gene Shalit.
Posted by: The Gene Shalit Fan Club

Freddie Mercury

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 12:59 PM (lnk1R)

222 211 Biggest anniversary for June 4 is Battle of Midway.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 04, 2026 12:58 PM (U/Byj)

Tiananmen Square. 1989.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2026 12:59 PM (l3cgK)

223 Karmelo Anthony Supporters Outraged That Jury for His Murder Trial Is All-White

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 12:58 PM (qx7Zg)

I was outraged that all of Trump's jurors were libbies...

I was outraged that OJ's jury completely ignored the facts in favor of "he's one of us". As ye sow, so shall ye reap.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 01:00 PM (Riz8t)

224 What penalty would Sgt Snuffy get if he did even 1 thing that Bolton did?

Posted by: Dingbat at June 04, 2026 01:00 PM (U7ItE)

225 Mustache? I'll show you a mustache.

You know who, just a former art student.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Kaiser Wilhelm's 'stache was waaaaay cooler than Shickelgruber's.

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 01:01 PM (77rzZ)

226 I liked The 'Stache when he was busy pissing off the UN. He's been less than useful since then. TDS is a weird affliction.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 04, 2026 01:01 PM (vTZFs)

227
Kruse remembered on X: 'I was an intern at @CBSNews when Pelley would fill in for Katie Couric on the evening news.

'I watched in the control room one day as he directed them to slowly push the shot in on him as he took his glasses off.

'It was so fake I’ve remembered it for 15 years.'

Posted by: Comrade Flounder

===================

Straight out of Broadcast News. "We are the story!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 01:01 PM (n7rxJ)

228 https://x.com/JavierBlas/status/
2062414355098988550

China's oil imports are down 38% since the start of the blockade.

Meanwhile, the Atlanta Fed is predicting 4% GDP growth in the US.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 01:01 PM (KbEzc)

229 149 A question for the 'ettes, which mustache?

A) Sam Elliott
B) Tom Sellick
C) John Bolton

D) Captain Kanagroo w/ Sideburns

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 04, 2026 01:01 PM (IifOV)

230 Apparently, every black person that went through voir dire was saying stuff like, "I can't put a brother behind bars."

--

There will be quite a conundrum when black people are voir dired during the trial for the POS that brutally murdered the black woman on MARTA.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2026 01:01 PM (qBdHI)

231 Bolton is a smart dude, but he got too big for his britches. He a guy who believes he's always the smartest guy in the room.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2026 01:01 PM (D1E+2)

232 There is no such thing as black jurors or white jurors only jurors.
John Roberts

Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2026 01:01 PM (YwEeS)

233 Fissure? I just met her!

Posted by: Hey-ooh at June 04, 2026 01:02 PM (2Ez/1)

234 230 There will be quite a conundrum when black people are voir dired during the trial for the POS that brutally murdered the black woman on MARTA.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2026 01:01 PM (qBdHI)

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Well, fed trial.

So, it'll be country boys from North Georgia mostly.

Should be interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 01:02 PM (KbEzc)

235 Another great stache would be Wilford Brimley.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 04, 2026 01:02 PM (O7YUW)

236
John Bolton is so rectified that he has two hockey sticks jammed up his ass.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 04, 2026 01:02 PM (s9VOe)

237
204 “It’s just f–ing rich liberals who just want homo-fascism in the country, that’s it. They want gay fascism. They want gay techno-fascism,” he insisted, without explaining what those terms meant.

He's not wrong though.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 12:57 PM

-----

Hasan Piker is so stressed, that the truth is leaking out. His truth containment field is breached.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 04, 2026 01:02 PM (HLgI3)

238 was paying 6.25 for a while unless I wanted to drive four miles to Costco and wait in line 20 minutes."

It's funny that the focus on gas$ is still over there, and not the loss of nearly 5% of the gulf refining capacity... it's as if the newz has an agenda or sump'n...

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 01:02 PM (XuXeR)

239 LOL. Ernie Kovacs was so funny.
Posted by: Tuna

He was. Too bad he had a penchant for drag racing.

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 01:02 PM (77rzZ)

240 Karmelo Anthony Supporters Outraged That Jury for His Murder Trial Is All-White

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Because they're too stupid to realize his lawyers agreed to it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 01:02 PM (lnk1R)

241 weren't we told we are a net exporting country for oil? if so the prices are gouging us because domestic suppliers are operating under global supply parameters

and mixing corn ethanol in it doesn't make it cheaper either

Posted by: DanMan at June 04, 2026 01:02 PM (8uzBS)

242 Are you going to crow about your crows?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 12:44 PM (QGaXH)

What's the body count at now?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 12:52 PM (dK+Kv)
=======

People who beguile wild animals run the risk of offending the beasts after withdrawing from the relationship.

"Sorry, no more treats for you." is a statement fraught with danger.

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 01:02 PM (rj6Yv)

243 200
199 First time I've paid under 5$ per in months."

Dang. That's rough.

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 12:55 PM (XuXeR)

======

California has nice weather, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 12:55 PM (KbEzc)

Today's forecast: Hi 71 after a low of 62, RH 80%, wind S at 5 mph, no rain in 10 day forecast....at the beach...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 01:02 PM (QGaXH)

244 238 was paying 6.25 for a while unless I wanted to drive four miles to Costco and wait in line 20 minutes."

It's funny that the focus on gas$ is still over there, and not the loss of nearly 5% of the gulf refining capacity... it's as if the newz has an agenda or sump'n...

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 01:02 PM (XuXeR)

======

The news isn't tracking gas prices anymore for some reason.

It's moved to generalized "cost of the war" type stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 01:03 PM (KbEzc)

245 3.79 in lexington

Posted by: doug at June 04, 2026 01:03 PM (Hy+R4)

246 Another great stache would be Wilford Brimley"

Scroll up...

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 01:03 PM (XuXeR)

247 243 Today's forecast: Hi 71 after a low of 62, RH 80%, wind S at 5 mph, no rain in 10 day forecast....at the beach...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 01:02 PM (QGaXH)

======

Get past the druggies and the Democrats, and the place is beautiful!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 01:03 PM (KbEzc)

248 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 12:55 PM (KbEzc)

Someone said you were "respected" earlier btw. Not sure why.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 01:04 PM (oknh1)

249 248 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 12:55 PM (KbEzc)

Someone said you were "respected" earlier btw. Not sure why.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 01:04 PM (oknh1)

====

Obviously not Dolley.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 01:04 PM (KbEzc)

250 Or a classic music video on.the subject (17 years old on YouTube? Ancient!): https://tinyurl.com/e32cxnrn
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
---

Some composers neglect a third part of a song (or they can't think it up) the ending. So, they just fade away as the engineer turns the volume down.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 01:04 PM (ZwdAr)

251 242 Are you going to crow about your crows?
===
And yet there's strangely no update on the birdbath status...

Posted by: Cue dramatic music at June 04, 2026 01:05 PM (2Ez/1)

252 Another great stache would be Wilford Brimley.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant

Tom Selleck's womb broom.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 04, 2026 01:05 PM (2Ss46)

253 Wow! What a headline

Karmelo Anthony Supporters Outraged That Jury for His Murder Trial Is All-White

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 12:58 PM (qx7Zg)

======

Apparently, every black person that went through voir dire was saying stuff like, "I can't put a brother behind bars."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 12:59 PM (KbEzc)
______

Anthony's attorney is going for a mistrial. Count on it. He knows his client is dead-bang guilty. His only real option is to blow the trial up.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

254 and mixing corn ethanol in it doesn't make it cheaper either"

Hush!

/Iowa primaries

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 01:05 PM (XuXeR)

255 I'm generally not a fan of porn 'staches, but if you're gonna do one, you can't go wrong with the Tom Selleck. Of course, the rest of him does not figure into my assessment lightly.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2026 01:06 PM (qBdHI)

256 253 Anthony's attorney is going for a mistrial. Count on it. He knows his client is dead-bang guilty. His only real option is to blow the trial up.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

=====

And hope the state of Texas just gives up on the prosecution because the defense intentionally shit the bed?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 01:06 PM (KbEzc)

257 Don Le-Mon and the Antifa rioters who invaded the St. Paul church will not face state charges, after the Soros prosecutor dropped charges today. Thank heaven the Trump administration found a federal way to indict that scum.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 04, 2026 01:07 PM (MEwch)

258 Lots of hand wringing over Iowa and Ohio last night. A sign that Republicans will lose the midterms and Trumps popularity is sinking. lol.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 04, 2026 01:07 PM (hLZfT)

259 >>Percy Dovetonsils (that would be Ernie Kovacs for you kids in the comments)
Posted by: Orson

The time Percy noticed the goldfish in his 'martuni'.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 04, 2026 01:07 PM (NcvvS)

260 There is no point in being smart if you are willing to whore yourself and your opinions out.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 01:07 PM (oknh1)

261 Fissure? I just met her!
Posted by: Hey-ooh at June 04, 2026 01:02 PM (2Ez/1)

Didn't stop Joey Buttafucco...

Posted by: Boswell at June 04, 2026 01:07 PM (V7158)

262 Anthony's attorney is going for a mistrial"

And he's all in on "this size knife is legal in Texas"...

He's floundering

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 01:07 PM (XuXeR)

263 Oysterfuhrer: Yeah, there's more bad stuff about me that's coming out, but you shouldn't believe *the worst of it.*

So... raped a 15 year old, but not a 12 year old?

Posted by: Maine in the ass at June 04, 2026 01:07 PM (qUkBO)

264 243 Today's forecast: Hi 71 after a low of 62, RH 80%, wind S at 5 mph, no rain in 10 day forecast....at the beach...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 01:02 PM (QGaXH)

======

Get past the druggies and the Democrats, and the place is beautiful!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 01:03 PM (KbEzc)
===

Wildfires and mudslides. Earthquakes and avalanches.

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 01:07 PM (rj6Yv)

265 No juror would convict a brother

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 04, 2026 01:07 PM (bXbFr)

266 Someone said you were "respected" earlier btw. Not sure why.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 01:04 PM (oknh1)

====

Looked it up.

Apparently, I said that the whole Iran action would be done by May.

I don't remember that prediction.

I have said consistently that by late summer no one will remember the oil shock because prices will return to normal, though. Well, no one except the US shale oil producers as they look on their new European sports cars procured in the previous few months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 01:08 PM (KbEzc)

267 My parents, both in their 90s, are celebrating 71 years of matrimonial bliss today. They have been married almost 3 1/2 times longer than they haven't.
6 kids, 23 natural grandkids, 30+ great grandkids and counting.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 04, 2026 01:08 PM (JNTt1)

268 Was it legal to shove that knife into someone's chest cavity in Texas? I think that is the question there

Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2026 01:08 PM (rbvCR)

269 And he's all in on "this size knife is legal in Texas"...

--

If it's "legal," then by all means, murder somebody with it!

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2026 01:08 PM (qBdHI)

270 Does this mean we can stop seeing him spout nonsense on the news?

Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 01:09 PM (/sySz)

271 >>>Anybody watch "The Detectorists"?
Great show.
Crows bring the big happy ending.
Posted by: pawn at June 04, 2026 12:57 PM (+rSJz)
*****
Yes, I really enjoyed that show. Very entertaining even though the main characters were pretty dysfunctional, to say the least. I have to rewatch it.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at June 04, 2026 01:09 PM (0qeuY)

272 Was it legal to shove that knife into someone's chest cavity in Texas? I think that is the question there"

He's just pounding the table at this point...

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 01:09 PM (XuXeR)

273 Anthony's attorney is going for a mistrial. Count on it. He knows his client is dead-bang guilty. His only real option is to blow the trial up.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

=====

And hope the state of Texas just gives up on the prosecution because the defense intentionally shit the bed?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 01:06 PM (KbEzc)
____

Delay the final reckoning if nothing else. If I was the defense, I would have two strategies: (i) fill the jury with as many leftwing bleeding hearts as possible, which would include whites, and (ii) blow the thing up, hoping to persuade at least one juror and/or the judge.

Although the jury is all white, I don't think we know the sexes or backgrounds.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)

274 My parents, both in their 90s, are celebrating 71 years of matrimonial bliss today. They have been married almost 3 1/2 times longer than they haven't.
6 kids, 23 natural grandkids, 30+ great grandkids and counting.
Posted by: Bonecrusher

Wow! Congrats to them both!

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 01:10 PM (77rzZ)

275 The Fraud Industrial Complex is now kicking into gear in California. Pratt losing his lead over the third placer and Hilton lost his lead entirely. Meanwhile, total remaining votes to count has INCREASED.

https://tinyurl.com/48r79ajw

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 04, 2026 01:10 PM (b4LBp)

276 That's wonderful, Bonecrusher. What a magnificent milestone. Both sets of my grandparents reached their 70+ years married before one of them passed away.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2026 01:10 PM (qBdHI)

277
When tags are deemed "open", does that mean that they have declared their preferred gender?

Are we free to guess what it might be?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 04, 2026 01:10 PM (s9VOe)

278 have said consistently that by late summer no one will remember the oil shock because prices will return to normal, though"

Well, barring another refinery going offline...

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 01:11 PM (XuXeR)

279 273
Delay the final reckoning if nothing else. If I was the defense, I would have two strategies: (i) fill the jury with as many leftwing bleeding hearts as possible, which would include whites, and (ii) blow the thing up, hoping to persuade at least one juror and/or the judge.

Although the jury is all white, I don't think we know the sexes or backgrounds.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)

=======

I doubt he's going to get the 12 Angry Men situation where one guy spins a tale during deliberation that convinces the other 11 that the defendant is not guilty.

It just seems like a recipe for the family to spend another few hundred thousand dollars on donations on another trial.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 01:11 PM (KbEzc)

280 Nood now!

Posted by: Nazdar at June 04, 2026 01:11 PM (NcvvS)

281 I have not watched porn. Are porn actors known for having a large mustache or this is reference to something else? I would not want to see John Bolton in a porn film even if did watch porn.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 01:12 PM (7RYym)

282 278 have said consistently that by late summer no one will remember the oil shock because prices will return to normal, though"

Well, barring another refinery going offline...

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 01:11 PM (XuXeR)

=====

True.

But the oil journey is reminiscent of 2022, isn't it?

Massive disruption because of a new conflict. Huge increase in oil prices. No real fix in the region, but oil markets...found a way. All while Biden was still strangling US energy where it could.

That was 4 years ago, and Trump's admin is far more energy friendly than Biden's.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 01:12 PM (KbEzc)

283 262 Anthony's attorney is going for a mistrial"

And he's all in on "this size knife is legal in Texas"...

He's floundering
Posted by: man

Sign said no weapons allowed on the property. Next argument up - the knife doesn't qualify as a weapon.

(Not taking the bait on the fish pun)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 04, 2026 01:12 PM (KGbDo)

284 My vote for the King of Stash..

Frank Zappa.

It's a modern icon.

Posted by: pawn at June 04, 2026 01:13 PM (+rSJz)

285 257 Don Le-Mon and the Antifa rioters who invaded the St. Paul church will not face state charges, after the Soros prosecutor dropped charges today. Thank heaven the Trump administration found a federal way to indict that scum.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 04, 2026 01:07 PM (MEwch)

I look at this as payback for the Rodney King trial where after the police officers were found 'not guilty' at the local level the feds came in and retried them for the same incident using the same evidence but for 'civil rights' vs assault or whatever. Always felt like double-jeopardy to me.

There should be one trial one time period. Not everybody gets a different bite at the apple which never falls far from the tree.,,,

How do ya like them apples...?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 01:13 PM (QGaXH)

286 I have not watched porn. Are porn actors known for having a large mustache or this is reference to something else? I would not want to see John Bolton in a porn film even if did watch porn.

--

I've never seen a porn movie either. But I think it comes from being associated with those sleazy 70s giant 'staches that were supposedly prevalent in those types of flicks.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2026 01:13 PM (qBdHI)

287 Anthony's attorney is going for a mistrial"

And he's all in on "this size knife is legal in Texas"...

He's floundering
Posted by: man

This is what will sink him. Legal size or not.

Sec. 46.11. PENALTY IF OFFENSE COMMITTED WITHIN WEAPON-FREE SCHOOL ZONE
(a) Except as provided by Subsection (b), the punishment prescribed for an offense under this chapter is increased to the punishment prescribed for the next highest category of offense if it is shown beyond a reasonable doubt on the trial of the offense that the actor committed the offense in a place that the actor knew was:

(1) within 300 feet of the premises of a school; or

(2) on premises where:

(A) an official school function is taking place; or

(B) an event sponsored or sanctioned by the University Interscholastic League is taking place.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 01:14 PM (lnk1R)

288 Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2026 01:13 PM

Thanks .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 01:14 PM (7RYym)

289 Fun rumor on the web today , too good to check, especially since the left is melting down over it. Rumor says Joe Rogan will be offered a position with 60 minutes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2026 01:15 PM (3mtTi)

290 264
Wildfires and mudslides. Earthquakes and avalanches.
Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 01:07 PM (rj6Yv)

None of that here...well the occasional jiggle but that's all....so far...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 01:16 PM (QGaXH)

291 Burt Reynolds had a port 'stache

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 01:16 PM (ZxPkt)

292 port?

dammit

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 01:21 PM (ZxPkt)

293 A) Sam Elliott
B) Tom Sellick
C) John Bolton
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 12:41 PM (2sKtj)

Sam Elliott, no question.

I'll pick John Bolton only if I need a toilet scrubbed.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 04, 2026 01:26 PM (k9OZB)

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