Virginia Judge: It's Unconstititional To Ban That a Repeat Convicted Child Sex Offender from Loitering Outside a Children's Swimming Pool

The judge is so determined to set the pedophile free to molest children that he's decided that it's "unconstitutional" to mandate that a repeat sex offender who has admitted he gets off on exposing himself to children can't, well, go into the YWMC lockers when little girls are present and expose himself.

He insists that the pedophile maintains that right, and that anyone attempting to restrict him via the sex offender registry is violating the Constitution.

You may say, well at least Virginia will appeal this ruling.

Except the guy appealing it will be the incompetent DEI disaster Jay Jones who proudly wishes for his political opponents' children to be murdered.

Even if he were to appeal it legitimately and not deliberately tank it -- he'd wind up tanking it, because he's an incompetent who only has his position and his law degree due to DEI and white guilt.

This is where we are now -- pedophiles have a right to go into your children's locker rooms and show them their dick and balls.

Registered sex offender Richard Cox is facing charges in Arlington County for exposing himself to women and girls in school locker rooms, but the case was thrown out by an Arlington County Circuit Court judge.
For months in 2024, Cox used women's locker rooms in Fairfax County and Arlington County. Those two counties allow people to use bathrooms and locker rooms based on their chosen gender identity.
Cox claims he's a transgender woman.
"My civil rights as a transgender person allow me to use a public facility, including restrooms and changing rooms that identify as my gender," Cox can be heard saying to Fairfax County police in November 2024 on a police body-worn camera that 7News obtained.
Although Fairfax County police never arrested the registered sex offender for exposing himself to women and girls in rec center locker rooms throughout the county, Arlington County police did.
In 2024, Cox used women's locker rooms in two high schools and a county fitness center in Arlington.
For that, the Arlington Commonwealth's Attorney Parisa Dehghani-Tafti's office indicted the sex offender for loitering within 100 feet of schools and child swim and gymnastics classes, and exposing himself to women and girls in the locker rooms.
Cox asked a judge for the indictments to be dismissed and that's what happened.
Judge Daniel Lopez ruled the Virginia law under which Cox is being prosecuted void for vagueness under the Fourteenth Amendment.
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The judge's core reasoning is that the statute criminalizes "loitering" within 100 feet of schools and child day programs by some convicted sex offenders, but does not define "loitering" or give standards for when it becomes a felony.

Loitering has a long-established legal meaning -- it means contriving to remain present at a place without having any legitimate business there. If you are barred by law from entering a child's swimming center, you cannot hang around the doors waiting for kids to come out. Because, what is your legitimate business at this place? You have none. You are barred from entry. Why are you there, then?

This is a significant ruling because it not only found an issue with how the statute was applied to Cox. It says the statute itself is constitutionally defective.
The Arlington prosecutor disagrees with the judge's decision and appealed.
The Court of Appeals accepted the case, and now Virginia Attorney General Jay Jones will represent the commonwealth on appeal.

Great.

For now, everything in the Arlington trial court is on hold.
Separately, Cox was recently convicted by a jury for possessing child pornography, which Arlington police found when they arrested him at Barcroft Sports and Fitness Center.

He brought the child porn to the children's locker rooms. Great.

Meanwhile, in Fairfax County, Cox is charged with sexually assaulting a woman in 1988.
"I want to see justice served," the victim told 7News Reporter Nick Minock.

Note he's been a rapist and a child sexual material offender from before he "became transgender."

Completely unrelated:

He may be the Communist darling of left-wing livestreaming, but when the cameras are off, the real Hasan Piker is shallow and sex-driven, sources claim.
Although he recently debuted a more serious image, donning spectacles and suits for his broadcasts, those close to the 34-year-old told The Post he's still a pervy, porn-obsessed frat boy -- impulses they say get in the way of him ever realizing his goal of making it in the mainstream.
"Off camera he is very stiff and impersonal. I can't tell how much of what he says he actually believes. He definitely leverages it to creep on women," a former pal told The Post.
Sources noted Piker regularly boasts about receiving nude photos from fans and how he claims to watch porn on a laptop dedicated to that purpose propped up on his chest so he can "still see" his penis.
Piker -- who this week was banned from speaking in the UK over his extreme left-wing views -- was born in New Jersey but grew up in Istanbul, Turkey, from where his parents hail.
Sources told The Post the Piker family is wealthy, but aside from a picture of a younger Hasan on a horse in full riding gear, which he himself posted, few details of his early life are known. He has said he grew up "horny in a repressed culture," until his dad allegedly helped him dodge the mandatory Turkish military draft so he could attend college in the US.
At age 18 in 2009, Piker came to Miami, where after "partying too hard" and scoring a dismal grade point average of just 2.9, his mother, Ülker Sedef Piker, made him transfer to Rutgers, where she had studied art history.
Piker joined a fraternity, Theta Delta Chi, and thoroughly embraced the frat boy lifestyle. In 2012, he wrote on Twitter: "The Bible for our senior year ... 30 reasons to go for freshman chicks," with a link to a sexually explicit article on TotalFratMove.com. He graduated the following year with a degree in political science.
Piker loved the college lifestyle so much that when he moved to Los Angeles after college, he aimed to start a Theta Delta Chi frat house there. However, he instead went to work for his uncle, Cenk Uygur, at the Young Turks, an independent left-wing broadcast network.
Enjoying his first taste of being a nepo baby, Piker was heavily promoted on the channel and his show "The Breakdown" became a success, leading to him gaining the title "woke bae" around the network.

Piker has admitted going to a brothel in Germany called "Artemis."

The Artemis whorehouse engages in sex trafficking and sexual imprisonment.

Prostitution is legal in Germany but police charge that the four-storey brothel complex constituted a "brutal and illegal" system that severely exploited dependent women.

Probably just bad luck that he chose this brothel out of Germany's many brothels.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:34 PM

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1 New

Posted by: Beartooth at June 03, 2026 05:35 PM (IYeV+)

2 1st

Posted by: GF at June 03, 2026 05:35 PM (za/Bf)

3 First!!

Posted by: Jmel at June 03, 2026 05:35 PM (3TlS+)

4 Yessiree.

Posted by: L - No nic at June 03, 2026 05:35 PM (NFX2v)

5 Self-help it is, then.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 05:36 PM (dK+Kv)

6 I loved/s this comment following the article on Hasan Puker uhhh, Piker:

Brothels are legal in Germany as is sex work.

Even if the legal sex worker Hasan had intercourse with was involved in illegal activity that's hardly Hasan's fault or responsibility.

I think you're being small, petty and silly with this post.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 05:37 PM (OYsYV)

7 "Love is love"

Posted by: Some corrupt judge at June 03, 2026 05:38 PM (C3pSe)

8 Dude looks like Iggy Pop.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 03, 2026 05:38 PM (XvL8K)

9 Wait, no mention that the guy’s name is “Dick Cox”?

Posted by: Dratch at June 03, 2026 05:38 PM (V0jLm)

10 I hope Ace has a post on Bessent today. Of all of Trump’s cabinet secretaries, he seems to be the most quietly lethal. No tats, no need to be in front of the camera, just efficient and ruthless.

Posted by: Jmel at June 03, 2026 05:39 PM (lKP7O)

11 Can’t the law be changed to define what loitering means? Seems like an easy solution.

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 05:39 PM (Tpp9k)

12 Cultural Marxist Judge just outed himself

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2026 05:39 PM (Ia/+0)

13 Maybe he can loiter for a few seconds after he is tossed out of a helicopter over the ocean.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 03, 2026 05:40 PM (IYeV+)

14 The left: MAGA is a bunch of pedos!

Also the left: You know what is a fundamental right for LGBTA people? Grooming kids.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 05:41 PM (sKqQm)

15 Dick Cox? C'mon, that can't be his real name, right?

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 05:41 PM (gtcuf)

16 The Left has successfully glamorized depravity.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 05:41 PM (RIvkX)

17 What's his tranny name, Mulva Fachina?

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 05:42 PM (gtcuf)

18 In heritage America, he would be hog shit by now.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 03, 2026 05:42 PM (IYeV+)

19 I hate to even comment on threads like this, because some conclusions are just too obvious. But unsayable.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 05:42 PM (3mtTi)

20 So, is Hasan the new allahbundit or Jonah?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 05:42 PM (zZu0s)

21 Good, I hope the left keeps this up. My colander mask and crudely fashioned codpiece await the day when this all goes to shit, and they are hastening the day.

Posted by: ballistic at June 03, 2026 05:43 PM (oqH4h)

22 Who is this judge?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 03, 2026 05:43 PM (6U1c2)

23 "Virginia Judge: It's Unconstititional To Ban That a Repeat Convicted Child Sex Offender from Loitering Outside a Children's Swimming Pool "

Complete utter 100% bull$hit. SCOTUS has ruled that restrictions on people on the sex offender registry are not unconstitutional. This includes but is not limited to, not being allowed to go near or live within xx distance of a school or other public place where children gather.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 03, 2026 05:43 PM (0N4FZ)

24 The Left has successfully glamorized depravity.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 05:41 PM (RIvkX)

I dunno if they have glamorized it, they have made it their business to defend them. I think thatvis why we see so many pedos when they arrest artifacts goons. Footsoldiers beholden to the party.

Lot of that going around.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 05:44 PM (zZu0s)

25 Just a few short years ago, people laughed that pedophiles would be banging on your front door and demanding to see your 8 year old daughter to date her. Today, people are not laughing anymore. A judge in Virginia will rule the pedo has a right to groom your daughter right in front of you and you will be jailed if you interfere.

Posted by: Mustng66 at June 03, 2026 05:44 PM (OXWQ1)

26 Hasan is the Turkish Keith Olberman.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 05:44 PM (6ydKt)

27 Bailiff! whack his pee-pee!

Posted by: DanMan at June 03, 2026 05:44 PM (8uzBS)

28 Piker is Cenk's nephew???? That explains so much.

Posted by: dagny at June 03, 2026 05:45 PM (chM/Q)

29 Virginia Judge Daniel Lopez

One of those plantation families from the 1600's. Wasn't there also a General Jesus Lopez that fought alongside George Washington?

Posted by: t-bird at June 03, 2026 05:45 PM (VnVVA)

30 Virginia fell quickly. 20 years ago it was a solid place.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 03, 2026 05:46 PM (RAxGY)

31 Far be it from me to dictate when Jesus should return, but I do feel that time might be drawing nigh...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 03, 2026 05:46 PM (k9OZB)

32 How is Piker a Turkish name? Make it make sense.

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 05:47 PM (Tpp9k)

33 Piker is Cenk's nephew???? That explains so much.
Posted by: dagny at June 03, 2026 05:45 PM (chM/Q)

Yes, the UK banned Cenk from entering the country last week along with Piker.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 05:47 PM (6ydKt)

34 Although he recently debuted a more serious image, donning spectacles and suits for his broadcasts, those close to the 34-year-old told The Post he's still a pervy, porn-obsessed frat boy -- impulses they say get in the way of him ever realizing his goal of making it in the mainstream.

Not at all due to comments by ShoeOnHead, I'm sure.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2026 05:47 PM (ExV1e)

35 30 Years ago: They just want the right to not be discriminated against!

20 Years ago: They just want the right to marry! What does that have to do with you anyway h8ter?

10 Years ago: Bake that gay you straight bitch

5 Years ago: Now wax my lady balls and tell me I'm a pretty pretty princess

Now: Ok I'm telling you right now your kid needs to see my lady penis because it is discrimination to not let them see it

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 05:47 PM (sKqQm)

36 16 The Left has successfully glamorized depravity.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 05:41 PM (RIvkX)
It is shaitan's work.

Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2026 05:47 PM (LHPAg)

37
We need a Star Chamber.

Pronto.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 03, 2026 05:47 PM (IifOV)

38 In more civilized times, Mr. Cox would have the ever-loving shit beat out of him by someone's husband/dad/brother.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 03, 2026 05:47 PM (pE12i)

39 Virginia, the Mother of States. Home to more founding fathers than any other state. How far she has fallen.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 05:47 PM (gtcuf)

40 So transgender is so high up on the leftist hierarchy stack, it makes you immune to child sex crime prohibitions.

Wow.

How long until an abusive husband shows up at his wife's battered women's shelter, claims tranny, and a judge decides he legally can't be excluded from the battered women's shelter?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2026 05:48 PM (mkw2N)

41 Mr Cox here is your ticket on flight 13 of Air Pinochet. You can travel light

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 05:49 PM (gQKJe)

42 Are the knives suddenly out for this Piker prick?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 03, 2026 05:49 PM (Biz1s)

43 Arlington County recently sent me a ticket in the mail so I don't like them.

Posted by: Weasel at June 03, 2026 05:49 PM (1S3fY)

44 Hey! Speaking of prostitutes, guess who Ashley St. Clair is spending her time with?

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 05:49 PM (hftzA)

45 Piker is an anglicized variation of a genuine Turkish surname Peker.

So, he's a Peker.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 05:49 PM (gtcuf)

46 Thanks for the news updates, ace. I was just wondering who'd vote for a guy like Platner and then this post showed me who.

Posted by: Wally at June 03, 2026 05:50 PM (+0L0H)

47 I think you're being small, petty and silly with this post.

No. Piker shocks his dog. Piker calls for jihadists to kill people. Piker calls for the destruction of America.

No amount of vituperation aimed at Hasan Piken is too small, petty, or ill used.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2026 05:51 PM (ExV1e)

48 38 In more civilized times, Mr. Cox would have the ever-loving shit beat out of him by someone's husband/dad/brother.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 03, 2026 05:47 PM (pE12i)

Don't forget Grandpas.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2026 05:51 PM (2WIwB)

49 Mike Pence says we're not good Christians because we won't find common ground with pedos who prey on children.

It's the only way to return to civility.

David French agrees.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 05:51 PM (73/SM)

50 My bet is Hassan doesn’t believe any of the shit he spews. Hard partying frat dudes don’t turn socialist, lol.

Like everything else in life, it’s about the Benjamins. His grifting uncle set him up on the grift and he went from there. He’s as much of a socialist as Bernie or AOC. Says shit in public, lives a private life the exact opposite.

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 05:51 PM (Tpp9k)

51 Hey! Speaking of prostitutes, guess who Ashley St. Clair is spending her time with?
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 05:49 PM (hftzA)

I saw a clip of her doing a stream with Piker the other day but I didn’t really pay attention.

Are they supposed to be together or something?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 05:51 PM (6ydKt)

52 Weasel, took those speed limit signs as a suggestion, huh?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 05:51 PM (5P5DO)

53 49 Mike Pence says we're not good Christians because we won't find common ground with pedos who prey on children.

It's the only way to return to civility.

David French agrees.

What am I, chopped tofu?

Posted by: James Talafreako at June 03, 2026 05:52 PM (gtcuf)

54 I used to read Total frat move Those guys would be ashamed of this weirdo

Posted by: LASue at June 03, 2026 05:52 PM (lCppi)

55 How can you be so against pedos when you support Trump? Makes no sense.

Posted by: Sid at June 03, 2026 05:52 PM (GfabO)

56 Weasel, took those speed limit signs as a suggestion, huh?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 05:51 PM (5P5DO)
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Well I certainly didn't expect they meant it applied to me!

Posted by: Weasel at June 03, 2026 05:53 PM (1S3fY)

57 Sid thinks he’s smart and clever.

Narrator: he’s not.

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 05:53 PM (Tpp9k)

58 Don't forget Grandpas.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2026 05:51 PM (2WIwB)

Hickory cane shampoo!

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 05:54 PM (gtcuf)

59 50 My bet is Hassan doesn’t believe any of the shit he spews. Hard partying frat dudes don’t turn socialist, lol.

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 05:51 PM (Tpp9k)
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I'm sure that like lots of other dudes in college, he figured out that the slutty chicks are mostly all lefties, and that he needed to mouth the words to get into their pants. Now, he either internalized the bullshit and really believes it or just has figured out that the money is in riling up the left.

Posted by: ballistic at June 03, 2026 05:54 PM (oqH4h)

60 sex offender Richard Cox "

Please tell me this is a faff. Seriously?

Dick Cox?

???

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 05:54 PM (XuXeR)

61 Both of his parents are Turkish nationals. His father, Mehmet Behçet Piker, is highly active in Turkey, having served as an executive for the Turkish conglomerate Sabancı Holding and as a founding member of the Turkish Future Party.

They lived in New Jersey when Hasan was born in 1991, which granted Hasan automatic U.S. birthright citizenship. After raising Hasan in Istanbul, they retained professional ties to the U.S..

His mother, Ülker Sedef Piker, currently resides in the U.S. and works as an architectural & art historian and professor.

Posted by: L - No nic at June 03, 2026 05:54 PM (NFX2v)

62 Are the knives suddenly out for this Piker prick?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 03, 2026 05:49 PM (Biz1s)

I dunno. He's been trying to both up his image (Cuba trip, attempts to join riots, england) and use his hangers on to attack other streamers. Its kind of fascinating.

He has a huge self opinion but also has one of the most massive inferiority complexes I have ever seen. I think the 'champagne socialist' charge really got to him, so he is trying his hand at being either a mover and Shaker or a figurehead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 05:54 PM (zZu0s)

63 Don't forget assorted friends either.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 05:55 PM (5P5DO)

64 49 Mike Pence says we're not good Christians because we won't find common ground with pedos who prey on children.

It's the only way to return to civility.

David French agrees.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 05:51 PM (73/SM)
He does not get to say whether I'm a good Christian. Christ will make that call.

Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2026 05:55 PM (LHPAg)

65 *types*
*deletes*

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2026 05:55 PM (W2Pud)

66 Why am I not surprised that yet another delusion of yours makes no sense to you, Sid?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 05:55 PM (6ydKt)

67 They lived in New Jersey when Hasan was born in 1991

I've got shoes older than this Piker asshole.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 03, 2026 05:55 PM (IifOV)

68 Pecker isn’t a frat boy.

He’s the closeted gay twit that over-brags about chasing hot chicks but secretly lusts over the frat president abusing his asshole with a walking stick.

I will bet any amount of money that Pecker knows what dick tastes like.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 03, 2026 05:55 PM (Biz1s)

69 How long until an abusive husband shows up at his wife's battered women's shelter, claims tranny, and a judge decides he legally can't be excluded from the battered women's shelter?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2026 05:48 PM (mkw2N)

I volunteered at one years ago. Four times over my tenure there, husbands found the shelter and showed up, literally guns blazing. Did not care who was in range, because if they were helping his beaten-to-a- crap spouse and children, they were bad people. This ruling, if it is not shut down ASAP, will allow what you just described, and it will be horrendous.

Posted by: moki at June 03, 2026 05:55 PM (wLjpr)

70 So, Virginia is still for Lovers?

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 05:56 PM (XuXeR)

71 Fen was quoting, not charging ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 05:56 PM (zZu0s)

72 There is another law.
A deeper, sharper law.

This judge, and that pedo, must learn of it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 05:56 PM (xcxpd)

73 My colander mask and crudely fashioned codpiece await the day when this all goes to shit, and they are hastening the day.
Posted by: ballistic at June 03, 2026 05:43 PM (oqH4h)
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Just don't get them mixed up when it comes time to don them for battle.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 05:57 PM (gnNyN)

74 The Left thinks it's so clever to ask if it's better to have a live daughter or a dead son, but maybe they should look at a guy like Dick Cox before they pose their rhetorical question.

Posted by: Wally at June 03, 2026 05:57 PM (+0L0H)

75 He’s the closeted gay twit that over-brags about chasing hot chicks but secretly lusts over the frat president abusing his asshole with a walking stick.

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What an oddly specific description. 🤣

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 05:58 PM (Tpp9k)

76
I will bet any amount of money that Pecker knows what dick tastes like.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 03, 2026 05:55 PM (Biz1s)

He grew up in Turkey, so that is not a bet I would take.

Posted by: moki at June 03, 2026 05:58 PM (wLjpr)

77 I hope several people wear this T-shirt around the judge and the pedophile.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_8DTy6zJBes

I'm NOT saying to do it, just wear the shirt.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 05:58 PM (qx7Zg)

78 Just don't get them mixed up when it comes time to don them for battle.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 05:57 PM (gnNyN)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 05:58 PM (zZu0s)

79
Are they supposed to be together or something?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 05:51 PM

I am not sure he thinks so, but she gave him a sweatshirt with some stepdad saying on it. Was she joking? Was she needling Elon? I didn’t watch the whole thing, so I don’t know. But Ashley is apparently in the sweepstakes with Candy O to be crowned Queen of the Grift. I mean Candy is going to age out, right? Someone needs to be ready to fill the void!

(Why, oh why, Elon, did you not do just a quick calculation, back of the napkin even, on the location of the matrix where this one falls?)

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 05:58 PM (Dd38x)

80 Just don't get them mixed up when it comes time to don them for battle."

Hey, this smells funny...

/the lord diminuitive

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 05:58 PM (XuXeR)

81 Where do you get a walking stick these days?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 05:59 PM (zZu0s)

82 Common sense has no home here or something. It's unreal. VA is my home and this shite pisses me off. I make calls, send emails to no avail. At least my county is somewhat sane - for now.

Posted by: turambar at June 03, 2026 06:00 PM (Q0yOR)

83
And you wonder why Virginia is wanting to take away weapons and ammo.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 03, 2026 06:00 PM (IifOV)

84 Party of science is confused why a convicted child molsester would be kept away from, you know, children.

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 06:01 PM (Tpp9k)

85 44 Hey! Speaking of prostitutes, guess who Ashley St. Clair is spending her time with?
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 05:49 PM (hftzA)

Not me, sadly

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 06:01 PM (xcxpd)

86 His mother, Ülker Sedef Piker, currently resides in the U.S. and works as an architectural & art historian and professor.
Posted by: L - No nic at June 03, 2026 05:54 PM (NFX2v)

Oh! A bullshit artist!

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 06:02 PM (gKWVE)

87 Not me, sadly
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 06:01 PM (xcxpd

You want to be belly brothers with Hasan?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 06:02 PM (zZu0s)

88 The US Judiciary has left the Constitution and making up their own rules and laws

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2026 06:02 PM (Ia/+0)

89 85 44 Hey! Speaking of prostitutes, guess who Ashley St. Clair is spending her time with?
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 05:49 PM (hftzA)

Not me, sadly
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03

Count your lucky stars

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 06:02 PM (Dd38x)

90 Time to start up the Star Chambers to dispense real justice since the current system no longer functions.

Also somebody needs to search Judge Daniel Lopez' computers and phones for CP.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at June 03, 2026 06:02 PM (V362x)

91 81 Where do you get a walking stick these days?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 05:59 PM (zZu0s)

Free ones? Any forest.

Bespoke ones? Heck Amazon has canes and sticks and more tools.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 06:03 PM (xcxpd)

92 Oh! A bullshit artist!"

Artiste!

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 06:03 PM (XuXeR)

93 I Google imaged Ülker Sedef Piker

More like Porker Sedef Piker.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 06:03 PM (gtcuf)

94 87 Not me, sadly
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 06:01 PM (xcxpd

You want to be belly brothers with Hasan?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 06:02 PM (zZu0s)

She's a One, what can I say.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 06:03 PM (xcxpd)

95 Bespoke ones? Heck Amazon has canes and sticks and more tools.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 06:03 PM (xcxpd)

Hmmm. A good sword cane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 06:04 PM (zZu0s)

96 Did the House just screw Trump with an order to withdraw from the Gulf?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2026 06:04 PM (W2Pud)

97 89 85 44 Hey! Speaking of prostitutes, guess who Ashley St. Clair is spending her time with?
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 05:49 PM (hftzA)

Not me, sadly
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03

Count your lucky stars
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 06:02 PM (Dd38x)
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Hey Elon, if you wanna fuck the toxic whore that everyone has fucked, then fuck the toxic whore that everyone has fucked. The Bronado won’t fault you for that. But don’t have a baby with the toxic whore that everyone has fucked. Major Bronado violation.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 03, 2026 06:05 PM (Biz1s)

98 95 Bespoke ones? Heck Amazon has canes and sticks and more tools.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 06:03 PM (xcxpd)

Hmmm. A good sword cane.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 06:04 PM (zZu0s)

I got mine from Cold Steel.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 06:05 PM (xcxpd)

99 The House did a "war powers" gesture which will never survive a veto, yes.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 06:06 PM (gKWVE)

100 She seems a bit generic to me MAE.

And that sneaky slutty thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 06:06 PM (zZu0s)

101 https://www.coldsteel.com/walking-sticks-canes/

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 06:06 PM (xcxpd)

102 I want a pew-pew cane.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 06:07 PM (gtcuf)

103 I never slept with Ashley St. Clair. The queue was too long

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 06:07 PM (gKWVE)

104
Mike Pence says we're not good Christians because we won't find common ground with pedos who prey on children.

It's the only way to return to civility.

David French agrees.

Harold Ford, Jr. says we should talk about affordability.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2026 06:07 PM (Cqx++)

105 100 She seems a bit generic to me MAE.

And that sneaky slutty thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 06:06 PM (zZu0s)

I mean, there's better trim out there, no doubt.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 06:07 PM (xcxpd)

106 House and Senate required to pass law subject to Presidential veto. House by itself can’t order the Sun to shine.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 06:08 PM (mYNxU)

107 > Hey Elon, if you wanna fuck the toxic whore that everyone has fucked, then fuck the toxic whore that everyone has fucked.

I don't know much about her real life. I do remember seeing her on Twitter pre-Elon and she had a TON of simps willing to die for her.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2026 06:08 PM (mkw2N)

108 96 Did the House just screw Trump with an order to withdraw from the Gulf?

Yes, but it has a snowball's chance in hell of passing in the Senate.

Four Republicans voted with the Democrats: Thomas Massie, Brian Fitzpatrick, Tom Barrett and Warren Davidson.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 06:08 PM (gtcuf)

109 Pence can go pound sand

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2026 06:08 PM (Ia/+0)

110 I never slept with Ashley St. Clair. The queue was too long

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 06:07 PM (gKWVE)

At least wash her off first.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 06:09 PM (dK+Kv)

111 A good sword cane.

Not sure that a sword cane is legal.

This is just fine though. https://tinyurl.com/3nctpc2w+

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2026 06:09 PM (ExV1e)

112 Sword canes specifically outlawed by the state where I live.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 06:10 PM (ZVgZ4)

113
Hey Elon, if you wanna fuck the toxic whore that everyone has fucked, then fuck the toxic whore that everyone has fucked. The Bronado won’t fault you for that. But don’t have a baby with the toxic whore that everyone has fucked. Major Bronado violation.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 03, 2026 06:05 PM (Biz1s)

Too late.. He already did

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 06:10 PM (FtULh)

114 “ Virginia is for Lovers”

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 06:11 PM (Gqar8)

115 I think that dude might eventually find some frontier justice.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 06:11 PM (n5tGW)

116 Pence can go pound sand
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2026 06:08 PM (Ia/+0)

Do you think he can fill his SUV to get to the beach?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 06:11 PM (qx7Zg)

117 I'll never understand the sympathy and understanding extended to pedophiles.

Posted by: Don Black, shooting from the hip and keeping it real at June 03, 2026 06:11 PM (ZxPkt)

118 At DM, "Americans urged to KILL four-foot lizards terrorizing the nation"

tl;dr: Tegus have become naturalized in Georgia. They're very pretty. Send them to Illinois if you wanna.

Posted by: gp at June 03, 2026 06:12 PM (Wq24h)

119 I will bet any amount of money that Pecker knows what dick tastes like.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 03, 2026 05:55 PM (Biz1s)

Yeah, P*ssant Piker always struck me as the kind of guy that likes his partners crated in and tied to a chair.

Posted by: Nelly at June 03, 2026 06:12 PM (6+ehB)

120 That Judge Daniel Lopez...he's got the look. I'm betting it would be a good idea to keep HIM away from any children's events.

Posted by: Orson at June 03, 2026 06:12 PM (dIske)

121 There was an episode of Death Valley Days shown on GRIT yesterday in which a man had a .38 cal pistol hidden in his wooden leg.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2026 06:12 PM (Cqx++)

122 I mean, there's better trim out there, no doubt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 06:07 PM (xcxpd)

Did you see the asmongold video where he is reacting to a TikTok video. In it a guy is looking through 'his girl's' (who was living with him) phone. He found she was texting something like 22 different guys, with such romantic exchanges as:

Her: i miss you.

Him: I miss your mouth.

Thats what I mean with regards to St Claire.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 06:13 PM (zZu0s)

123 Pence can go pound sand
He already has a vagina full of it

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 06:13 PM (5P5DO)

124 Sword canes always struck me as an anachronism. If you walk around with one, and it's not strictly prohibited, you're probably in a legal gray area in most of the country. Some DA with a chip on his shoulder could probably get you for a concealed weapon charge. Obviously in districts where they're explicitly prohibited, it's not a gray area.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2026 06:13 PM (mkw2N)

125 Sword canes ARE legal in my fair state. There are no knife restrictions at all, except for a handful of locations.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 06:13 PM (Gqar8)

126 The legal system is broke. Let the chomos roam free to molest and maybe start their own Boy Scout troop. Oh well. I don't want to do anything to upset the chomos. Time enough for my TikTok videos and Doordash to come feed me before I watch "Barbie" again. What a wonderful movie.

Yawn.

Posted by: Low Testosterone Virginia Male at June 03, 2026 06:14 PM (z20w/)

127 > There are no knife restrictions at all, except for a handful of locations.

What state?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2026 06:15 PM (mkw2N)

128 If you want a basic cane, you can always stop at Walmart or some pharmacies.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 06:15 PM (qx7Zg)

129 127 > There are no knife restrictions at all, except for a handful of locations.

What state?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2026 06:15 PM (mkw2N)

Missouri. We don’t have a lot of weapon restrictions of any sort, really.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 06:16 PM (Gqar8)

130 Sword canes ARE legal in my fair state. There are no knife restrictions at all, except for a handful of locations.
Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 06:13 PM (Gqar

I believe we are speaking of 'Pimp Canes' not functional, mobility canes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 06:16 PM (zZu0s)

131 129 I was always told locals called it Misery. Having been there I could see their point.

Posted by: turambar at June 03, 2026 06:16 PM (Q0yOR)

132 128 Second hand stores, Goodwills, good places to find canes etc.

Posted by: gp at June 03, 2026 06:17 PM (Wq24h)

133 Registered sex offender Richard Cox is facing charges in Arlington County for exposing himself to women and girls in school locker rooms, but the case was thrown out by an Arlington County Circuit Court judge.

Men without chest.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 06:18 PM (/+uur)

134 Cox claims he's a transgender woman.

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transgender woman=== mentally ill pervert. every time

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 03, 2026 06:19 PM (THY4u)

135 131 129 I was always told locals called it Misery. Having been there I could see their point.
Posted by: turambar at June 03, 2026 06:16 PM (Q0yOR)

Heh. It’s a standing joke here. Damned fine place to live, but we don’t need anyone else moving in. Stay on your coasts and in your big shitties.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 06:19 PM (Gqar8)

136 I want a cane made of hickory. Unassuming, but brutal if an old man finds a need to defend himself.

I don't need a cane just yet, but I am old enough to *look* like I might need a cane.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 03, 2026 06:19 PM (0aYVJ)

137 I was kinda wondering at first if this was fake news what with the Dick Cocks name of this guy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 06:20 PM (n5tGW)

138 Couldn’t get the link to work, but by looking at the decoded link, it is apparently an axe headed walking cane by Shaimperial: interesting. You can just use a cane as a singlestick if you have training, and a heavy brass handle does add some possibilities without putting people on high alert.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 06:21 PM (ZVgZ4)

139 Missouri is a beautiful state.

Posted by: gp at June 03, 2026 06:21 PM (Wq24h)

140 Cox claims he's a transgender woman.

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transgender woman=== mentally ill pervert. every time
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 03, 2026 06:19 PM (THY

And a lesbian? Ricky Gervais has the scam down pat in a comedy bit.

Posted by: LASue at June 03, 2026 06:22 PM (lCppi)

141 transgender woman=== mentally ill pervert. every time

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show me a transgender woman who is not a sex offender and I'll show you someone who has avoided being arrested

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 03, 2026 06:22 PM (THY4u)

142 139 Missouri is a beautiful state.
Posted by: gp at June 03, 2026 06:21 PM (Wq24h)

Sure is, especially in my area.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 06:22 PM (Gqar8)

143 That first swing with a cane better be a doozy because anything that long can be grabbed.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 06:22 PM (5P5DO)

144 The judge is so determined to set the pedophile free to molest children that he's decided that it's "unconstitutional" to mandate that a repeat sex offender who has admitted he gets off on exposing himself to children can't, well, go into the YWMC lockers when little girls are present and expose himself.

Back the Blue.

Because the Blue is what provides the force to enable a Judge to do this kind of crap.

Understand that when you fly that Back the Blue sticker or flag.

Posted by: Howdy at June 03, 2026 06:22 PM (5Zk5g)

145 117 I'll never understand the sympathy and understanding extended to pedophiles.
Posted by: Don Black, shooting from the hip and keeping it real at June 03, 2026 06:11 PM (ZxPkt)

Not sympathy so much as aid to allies.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 06:23 PM (ZVgZ4)

146 143 That first swing with a cane better be a doozy because anything that long can be grabbed.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 06:22 PM (5P5DO)

Jab, don’t swing. Also low, the groin area.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 06:24 PM (Gqar8)

147 101 https://www.coldsteel.com/walking-sticks-canes/
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 06:06 PM (xcxpd)
I already have a collection of walkin' sticks and canes, and have used walkin' sticks but not canes. Thing about sticks and canes is only you know what you use it for.

Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2026 06:24 PM (LHPAg)

148 I'd actually be interested in making my own hickory cane, but hickory trees don't grow in the mountain west.

When I was a kid in western NY we used to have wars with hickory nuts. Just like their cousins the walnuts, hickory nuts come encased in rock-hard green balls. Those things hurt! It's like getting hit by a baseball.

Heh heh. I said rock hard. And balls.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 06:24 PM (gtcuf)

149 142 I spent a week exploring a bunch of exquisite nature preserves there. If I had the means to ever ecotour again, I'd pick Missouri first.

Posted by: gp at June 03, 2026 06:24 PM (Wq24h)

150 We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful. —C.S. Lewis

What is interesting is that the (D) runs the Tatted Marine and the weak White Alter Boy.
They are the exact same persons. No virtue and no enterprise (business sense).
And the (D) run them as scholars, and priest, and warriors and the media thinks they are what the average person thinks is scholars, and priest, and warriors.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 06:25 PM (/+uur)

151 > There are no knife restrictions at all, except for a handful of locations

They list 17 restricted location types at which you can't conceal carry a knife (which is legally different than a common pocketknife). But it looks like a concealed carry permit allows you to carry a knife.

http://tiny.cc/6ej4101

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2026 06:26 PM (mkw2N)

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153 I'll never understand the sympathy and understanding extended to pedophiles.

Its the same reason why Affluent White Women support abortion. Why they support all manner of shit.

Because they hope that their kids or husband or siblings never make that mistake. But if they do ? Affluent White Women want to know that there is a way out of that.

Seriously.

Posted by: Howdy at June 03, 2026 06:26 PM (5Zk5g)

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