Joe Biden's Childhood Stutter Crashes Doctor Jill's Book Promotion to Ask Her How Much She Loves Him

The childhood stutter flares up from time to time, resulting in dementia.

Former President Joe Biden crashed his wife Jill's debut book talk Tuesday, stealing her spotlight to bizarrely ask the former first lady whom she loves the most in a cringe-inducing moment before aides could cut him off.
Jill Biden had been wrapping up a Q&A about her newly released book, "A View from the East Wing," with moderator Whoopi Goldberg at the 92nd Street Y on the Upper East Side when Biden, 83, left his seat in the audience and wandered up to the edge of the stage.
Goldberg had read a comment from the audience thanking Biden for his service, and Jill, 75, stood up to give her husband a standing ovation when the ex-president's seemingly unplanned speech began.
"I have a question," Biden said unprompted, and without a microphone, while flanked by security guards.
"Joe has a question, like you couldn't ask it later?" Jill responded.

"Who do you love most in the whole world?" Biden enquired.

Christmas, this is embarrassing.

"Whoopi," Jill answered, causing the audience to break into laughter.
As "The View" co-host tried to speak, Biden continued to stand and blankly face his wife, seemingly unhappy with her answer.
The former first lady eventually caved and said, "I love you most, Joe. Was that it? Was that the answer he wanted?"
"It's overwhelming, isn't it?" the 46th president continued -- barely audible without a microphone.
"Overwhelming, well, that's what keeps him on his toes, he's never 100% sure, I always keep him guessing, is that not true?" Jill said as her husband lowered his head and made the sign of the cross.
In an attempt to end the bizarre moment and wrap up the event, Goldberg encouraged the audience to purchase Jill's new book. But Biden remained standing and pointed his finger as the exit music played.

"My book...," Joe Biden began before a crew member came from backstage to hand him a microphone. "My book, which comes out in September, read it..."
"Do I have to remind him that this is my event?" Jill asked jokingly.
"The only thing that Jill does better than write, she's a beautiful woman," Biden declared before the event finally concluded.

Her vagina goes "vroom, vroom." You should hear it.

🚨🇺🇸 Awkward Biden Moment. Joe Biden crashed his wife Jill’s book tour stop in New York, interrupting the event to ask her: “Who do you love most in the world?”

Jill Biden, laughing with moderator Whoopi Goldberg beside her on stage, replied:
“Whoopi.”

Biden responded with a… pic.twitter.com/f67uNxRlOr
— Steven J. Latham (@StevenJLatham1) June 3, 2026

Thanks to beckster.

Is this dementia? Maybe, maybe not. Biden has always been an incredible jackass. He believes he's a charming raconteur and keen Irish wit. He babbles on about Corn Pop and his days as an All-American Football Hero and thinks the audience is rapt.

He's always been a subnormal-IQ buffoon.

So this isn't new. He thinks he's really accomplishing something here. And he would have thought the same thing 40 years ago.

As a self-conscious person, I cannot even imagine the incredible freedom of a being such a colossal boor completely lacking in self-awareness, self-scrutiny, shame, or embarrassment.

Alex Thompson
@AlexThomp
3h
Some news in this odd story.
Biden told the crowd a 92Y last night that his book is coming out in September before the midterms.

I'm sure the Democrats will love that.

“I still find it a complete mystery what Dr. Biden is doing on this book tour,” says @MarkHalperin, “besides sending the message to Democrats who think the Bidens are selfish and unable to recognize that their continued presence on the stage is hurting the Democratic Party… It’s… pic.twitter.com/b0Yclq6YgB
— 2WAY (@2waytvapp) June 3, 2026

Question: What percentage of the Democrat Party do you believe is praying to their Dark Lord Satan for Joe Biden's speedy demise?

You know, Democrats may hate the Bidens' continued insistence on being feted, but Democrats also PROMISED Joe Biden that if he withdrew from the race he's be feted by the party for eternity as the Man Who Loved Democracy So Much He Sacrificed Himself to Save It.

How do they reconcile that?

Oh right -- they were lying. Of course.

I guess that wasn't such a puzzler, was it? No Ace of Spades Klue Krew points for me.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:30 PM

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1 New

Posted by: Beartooth at June 03, 2026 03:29 PM (IYeV+)

2 Elder Abuse.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 03, 2026 03:31 PM (qFwJc)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

4 "Who do you love most in the whole world?" Biden enquired.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: King Lear at June 03, 2026 03:31 PM (KOF8G)

5 Ruprecht loves to crash book promotions.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

6 4 "Who do you love most in the whole world?" Biden enquired.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: King Lear at June 03, 2026 03:31 PM (KOF8G)

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KILLIAN!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 03:32 PM (KbEzc)

7 Describing typical mid-stage dementia behaviors.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 03:33 PM (RIvkX)

8 81 million votes......

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 03:33 PM (FtULh)

9 Is this dementia? Maybe, maybe not. Biden has always been an incredible jackass. He believes he's a charming raconteur and keen Irish wit. He babbles on about Corn Pop and his days as an All-American Football Hero and thinks the audience is rapt.

He's always been a subnormal-IQ buffoon.

So this isn't new. He thinks he's really accomplishing something here.

His dementia addled brain still can't handle the fact that he's not the center of attention anymore. Jill is stealing his limelight and he thinks there's something he should be doing about it, but isn't sure what.

Just wait until you see her when Joe finally kicks the bucket.

You thought the McCain funeral hasn't ended yet..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

10 lol omg I almost feel sorry for him

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 03:33 PM (j+aD2)

11 What happened to Biden's terminal Sympathy cancer?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 03, 2026 03:33 PM (bNf8H)

12 2WAY
@2waytvapp
“I still find it a complete mystery what Dr. Biden is doing on this book tour,” says @MarkHalperin, “besides sending the message to Democrats who think the Bidens are selfish and unable to recognize that their continued presence on the stage is hurting the Democratic Party..l
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Tee hee.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 03:34 PM (RIvkX)

13 I died of cringe. I'm a ghost now.

Posted by: steevy at June 03, 2026 03:34 PM (YwEeS)

14 I'm laughing at this like last thread someone was laughing at Ramen fake-crying

it's actually BEAUTIFUL

well done, Joetato

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 03:34 PM (j+aD2)

15 >>5 Ruprecht loves to crash book promotions.

lol. do we need the genital cuff?

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:34 PM (1wjle)

16
And now on this episode of "Dr. Jill"....

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 03:35 PM (O0L8i)

17 Joe Biden drove his first wife to suicide over Jill so you know to be honest I'll say he loves her. Well, the whatever love is in the black fetid organ in his chest at least.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 03:35 PM (sKqQm)

18 The scary thing is he was probably smarter than Kameltoe Harris.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at June 03, 2026 03:35 PM (Mx+TJ)

19 oh someone made a great reference yesterday or this morning, I forget what it was, but I think it was ... making an obscure reference that I totally got.

..., do you remember what that was?

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:35 PM (1wjle)

20 I've never seen a man age like Joe Biden.

Look at pictures of him on the debate stage in 2008 and 2012. Basically the same guy. Now compare 2012 to 2016. Stark difference. Now do 2016 to 2020. Shocking difference. Now do 2020-2024. Ghastly.

Posted by: Shenanigans at June 03, 2026 03:35 PM (qmxL/)

21 Cringe to us, but judging from the reaction of the audience -- obviously all hard-core Cleveland Steamer Bidenites -- they liked it. The left eats this dumb shit up. I think this might be a "bitch eating crackers" moment for us.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

22 LOL imagine he has no book coming out in September.

Posted by: steevy at June 03, 2026 03:35 PM (YwEeS)

23 Is this dementia? Maybe, maybe not. Biden has always been an incredible jackass. He believes he's a charming raconteur and keen Irish wit. He babbles on about Corn Pop and his days as an All-American Football Hero and thinks the audience is rapt.

My favorite Biden moment was when he bragged about getting little black girls to rub his legs.

That's not creepy at all Joe...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)

24 Super ager! Ran rings around his assistants; or was it pooped rings around them? Ahhh, same thing. Go bang your pots together Joe. Keep fighting that stage 5 super cancer!

Posted by: Nelly at June 03, 2026 03:36 PM (6+ehB)

25 19 oh someone made a great reference yesterday or this morning, I forget what it was, but I think it was ... making an obscure reference that I totally got.

..., do you remember what that was?

probably me and something from IT Crowd

maybe Jill should turn him off and on again?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 03:36 PM (j+aD2)

26 19 oh someone made a great reference yesterday or this morning, I forget what it was, but I think it was ... making an obscure reference that I totally got.

..., do you remember what that was?

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:35 PM (1wjle)

======

I'd tell you, but you wouldn't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 03:36 PM (KbEzc)

27 The scary thing is he was probably smarter than Kameltoe Harris.

Joe, before dementia, had a pretty ordinary intellect.

Kamala though even when she's off the bottle and the weed is an idiot.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 03:37 PM (sKqQm)

28 Aw, she answered all the questions! I smell a trip to Waffle House.

Posted by: Peaches at June 03, 2026 03:37 PM (AIeKI)

29 21 Cringe to us, but judging from the reaction of the audience -- obviously all hard-core Cleveland Steamer Bidenites -- they liked it. The left eats this dumb shit up. I think this might be a "bitch eating crackers" moment for us.

well sure all of them also have dementia like Joe

and/or are grasping hoors like Jill

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 03:37 PM (j+aD2)

30 "Overwhelming, well, that's what keeps him on his toes, he's never 100% sure, I always keep him guessing, is that not true?" Jill said as her husband lowered his head and made the sign of the cross.

That's the sign of a lifetime of abuse.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 03:37 PM (xbf8A)

31
LOL imagine he has no book coming out in September.

Posted by: steevy at June 03, 2026 03:35 PM (YwEeS)

_____________

"Warehouse Fire Claims Every Copy of Biden Book"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 03:37 PM (O0L8i)

32 They still haven't announced the value of the book advance that these *supposedly* persona non grata dingleturds on the ass of oxygen intake received, but estimates were upwards of 30 million.

Remember how they were "headed to the poor house"? Uh huh.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 03:37 PM (vQBGy)

33 Addendum to my last. Actually, I went back and looked AFTER posting that.

Biden 2008 vs 2012 is a big difference. His face is stretched like the Joker.

But then in 2016 he looks closer to "slightly older version of 2008" Biden.

Then in 2020 he looks like "slightly older version of 2012 Biden"

Then in 2024 he looks like death.

Posted by: Shenanigans at June 03, 2026 03:38 PM (qmxL/)

34 So if you combine the raw vitality of RBG, the masculinity of Barack, the memory of Joe Biden, and the intellect of Kamala what do you get?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)

35 He drank his lunch!

Posted by: Capt Shitpants at June 03, 2026 03:38 PM (SsMHy)

36 Jills just whoring herself out for money... And attention...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 03:38 PM (FtULh)

37 If he wasn't such an renal, evil shitbird, I'd almost feel sorry for him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (zZu0s)

38 Jill can now say that she left her first husband because she was physically afraid of him and knew that Joe would protect and provide for her.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (e0ARE)

39 lol omg I almost feel sorry for him
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 03:33 PM (j+aD2)

It actually frustrates me there's a chance that sonofabitch will forget what an unmitigated disaster he was as president.

That evil f*cker needs to go to his death bed KNOWING what a f*cked up failure loser he was.

But he won't. He won't remember a damn thing. He'll be calling out for Beau and asking for Ashley to wash his dickie for him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

40 No Ace of Spades Klue Krew points for me.

I guess the Klue Krew feature is only accessible to those a few tiers above the cardboard membership level.

Posted by: far cry at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (wXgT/)

41 His brain aged like already past it's use by date milk.

Posted by: steevy at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (YwEeS)

42 When Biden was 'healthy' he waa a skirt chasing perv who showered with his 15yo daughter. He treated SCOTUS candidate Thomas like a street N. The guy has been trash his entire life.

There's an excellent essay out there that explains how he is hard wired by his literal used car salesman father. Worth reading

Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (XoanG)

43 Obama, going over-budget, raised over $800 million to build his Klingon Prison.

Biden, who is more popular than Obama in votes received, has raised ... $4 million.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (73/SM)

44 I always keep Barack guessing too. Well not guessing, because that ain't no cucumber, let me tell you.

Posted by: Mooch at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (vQBGy)

45 43 Obama, going over-budget, raised over $800 million to build his Klingon Prison.

Biden, who is more popular than Obama in votes received, has raised ... $4 million.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (73/SM)

=======

This is obvious racism against First Black President Biden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (KbEzc)

46 "I still find it a complete mystery what Dr. Biden is doing on this book tour," says @MarkHalperin, "besides sending the message to Democrats who think the Bidens are selfish and unable to recognize that their continued presence on the stage is hurting the Democratic Party."
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Huh? Does this guy not get it? "Doctor" Jill despises the Dumocrap party and will never forgive them for shitcanning her husband in 2024. She was desperate for 4 more years as 1st lady. She was livid when Joe got tossed aside like last week's rotting fish. She's still livid now. The fact that her book tour hurts the Dumocrap party is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

47 81 trillion votes, motherbitches.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (Ot/FD)

48 > Her vagina goes "vroom, vroom." You should hear it.

Got a witness here.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 03, 2026 03:40 PM (IG3/x)

49 oh someone made a great reference yesterday or this morning, I forget what it was, but I think it was ... making an obscure reference that I totally got.

..., do you remember what that was?
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:35 PM (1wjle)

___________

6-7?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

50
..., do you remember what that was?

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:35 PM (1wjle)

Did it have something to do with crows pecking your eyeballs out?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

51 Huh? Does this guy not get it? "Doctor" Jill despises the Dumocrap party and will never forgive them for shitcanning her husband in 2024. She was desperate for 4 more years as 1st lady. She was livid when Joe got tossed aside like last week's rotting fish. She's still livid now. The fact that her book tour hurts the Dumocrap party is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

Remember that pic of her voting in '25, dressed head to toe in RED?

Posted by: Peaches at June 03, 2026 03:42 PM (AIeKI)

52 I love her claiming she went to bed thinking Kamala had won and was shocked to find out in the morning Trump won... I don't remember any time on election night when Kamala was ahead .... So... Lie

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 03:42 PM (FtULh)

53 Biden, who is more popular than Obama in votes received, has raised ... $4 million.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (73/SM)

He can have the Biden Presidential Food Truck that serves hotdogs and chorizo for a couple years for $4m.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

54 All it would take is a pillow, Dr. Jill. Everyone would think it was natural.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 03, 2026 03:42 PM (5yDGQ)

55 I hope nd pray that the Bidens hng around talking talking talking until at least 2029. What a blessing that would be.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 03:42 PM (Gqar8)

56 So Jill has the rubber g*n squad version of the Secret Service, would it not be fitting (and f*cking hilarious) if they left Joe in the car with the engine running and he just drove off and hit a fireworks factory? Undeserved send off but absolutely on point for the stupidity surrounding his ...well, entire existence.

Posted by: Nelly at June 03, 2026 03:43 PM (6+ehB)

57
The fact that her book tour hurts the Dumocrap party is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

___________

About to get the Lorraine Calluzzo treatment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 03:43 PM (O0L8i)

58 All it would take is a pillow, Dr. Jill. Everyone would think it was natural.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 03, 2026 03:42 PM (5yDGQ)

Exactly

Posted by: Justice Scalia at June 03, 2026 03:43 PM (vQBGy)

59
About to get the Lorraine Calluzzo treatment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 03:43 PM (O0L8i)

I'm actually thinking more Howard Beale.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

60 Dr. Jill shit my pants at the behest of that negress.

Posted by: Joseph Robinette Biden at June 03, 2026 03:44 PM (KL9cQ)

61 I forget what it was, but I think it was ... making an obscure reference that I totally got.

heh. My wife gets so mad at me for questions like who's that one guy that was in that one movie we talked about a couple of weeks ago.

This is not new, so it's not my dementia.... yet.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 03:44 PM (n5tGW)

62 How delightful would it be if the guy is perfectly fine, he's just been on a catastrophic bender for the last five years?

Everyone gives Heels-Up Harris the business for being on the sauce every time she goes in public, but this guy?

He looks like he's no longer even on a first name basis with Jack Daniels because he stole Jack's wife and drove off with his Camaro.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 03:44 PM (Ot/FD)

63 54 All it would take is a pillow, Dr. Jill. Everyone would think it was natural.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 03, 2026 03:42 PM (5yDGQ)

Right, like she's gonna forgo that quarter mil pension he gets. It's almost like you haven't met the good doctor.

Posted by: Peaches at June 03, 2026 03:45 PM (AIeKI)

64 It wasn't me, all my references are obscure and non-sequitur.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 03:45 PM (rbvCR)

65 The Dems have NO stellar candidates to run in 28.We have 2 already on tap. For them to win would take a level of cheat that surpasses 20 by an order of magnitude.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 03:46 PM (Gqar8)

66 Thanks for the call out, Ace!

Let's hope so:

@overton_news
·
5h
Gavin Newsom’s own gerrymander may have just backfired spectacularly.

California’s 6th Congressional district — that was recently “redrawn” by Newsom to help Democrats — now has an independent and a Republican in the top two spots to advance in the primary.

CNN: “California’s 6th Congressional district right now, this is one of the districts that was redrawn because Democrats thought it would be a good pickup opportunity.”

“Kevin Kiley is the incumbent. He’s an independent now, but he was a Republican, and he’s definitely not a Democrat.”

“And the first two people in this race right now, and the top two advance, are the independent and the Republicans, NOT the Democrat.”

“Still, only 50% counted right now. But how nervous are Democrats here that they might be boxed out of this district they DREW as a pickup?”

This might go down as one of Newsom’s most brutal self-inflicted owns of all time.

Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 03:46 PM (kX27y)

67 I'm actually thinking more Howard Beale.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

What, you think she is meddling with a primal force of nature?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (rbvCR)

68
This might go down as one of Newsom’s most brutal self-inflicted owns of all time.
Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 03:46 PM (kX27y)

There's fifty mail trucks carrying ballots roaming around yet to be counted, so don't be counting chickens......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

69 Was it an obscure reference to obscure references? Like a meta thing? Maybe that's why you can't place it.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (vQBGy)

70 Who do you love the most, Dr Jill?

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (Gqar8)

71 So if you combine the raw vitality of RBG, the masculinity of Barack, the memory of Joe Biden, and the intellect of Kamala what do you get?
Posted by: 18-1

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Something mentioned in the Book of Revelation?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (5yDGQ)

72
They're all yucking it up while the poor guy is standing there all hopped up on goofballs in a Depends full of feces.

Posted by: you should fell sorry for Joe at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (UjdFS)

73
What, you think she is meddling with a primal force of nature?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (rbvCR)

She's pissing of the Dems........they will address accordingly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

74 >>>52 I love her claiming she went to bed thinking Kamala had won and was shocked to find out in the morning Trump won... I don't remember any time on election night when Kamala was ahead .... So... Lie

in fairness they got to bed at 5pm

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (1wjle)

75 I was at a Catholic Mass at St. Joseph’s on the Brandywine way back in the early ‘90s whilst visiting a buddy in the Wilmington area. Joe Biden was at the mass. It was a cringefest watching him hold court with the Monsignor and other bigwigs after Mass was over. Biden has always been an insufferable turd.

We were also annoyed that he received Communion considering his awful abortion record.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (Xus2C)

76 Best.

Biden.

Ever.

https://youtu.be/A1veW1s24Xo

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

77 >>>Gavin Newsom’s own gerrymander may have just backfired spectacularly.

great stuff!

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:48 PM (1wjle)

78 in fairness they got to bed at 5pm
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (1wjle)

Joe anyway...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 03:48 PM (FtULh)

79 In moments of cogence he lashes out at those who betrayed him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 03:48 PM (e0ARE)

80 I'll say it again. Potato Head should hire a food tester, because Jill is going to run for Congress, and as Potato Head has already shown, you can get a nice solid sympathy vote if someone in your family leaves the mortal coil during your campaign.

"Damn straight...that's how it works." --Jean Carnahan

Posted by: Orson at June 03, 2026 03:48 PM (dIske)

81 So if you combine the raw vitality of RBG, the masculinity of Barack, the memory of Joe Biden, and the intellect of Kamala what do you get?
Posted by: 18-1

The FBI?

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 03:48 PM (vQBGy)

82
in fairness they got to bed at 5pm

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (1wjle)

Yep. It's the early bird special, then off to night night!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

83 Definitely do not let Joe get the one wish willow.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 03:49 PM (gKWVE)

84 .... what is zero tetrated to the zero-th power?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 03:50 PM (Ot/FD)

85 84 .... what is zero tetrated to the zero-th power?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 03:50 PM (Ot/FD)

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Joe Momma.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 03:50 PM (KbEzc)

86 When is Ashley Biden's My Diary book release scheduled?

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 03:50 PM (WNOcj)

87 I hate all the Bidens with the heat of a thousand flaming super novas, but this is almost enough to make me feel sorry for Joe. Almost.

Posted by: Martin Tell at June 03, 2026 03:50 PM (sFNX2)

88 Jill hates Kamala so much it wouldn't surprise me if she had voted for Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 03:50 PM (FtULh)

89 How do they reconcile that?

Oh right -- they were lying. Of course.

I guess that wasn't such a puzzler, was it? No Ace of Spades Klue Krew points for me.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:30 PM
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Yeah, you don't need Encyclopedia Brown to solve this case....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 03:51 PM (gnNyN)

90 Reposting for sheer clown world absurdity...

"Gemini, can you please show me some videos of Joe Biden stuttering"

Gemini:
Clip: Biden shares vulnerable story on how he overcame his stutter

Clip: Joe Biden Talks about His Stutter

Clip: Joe Biden - I've struggled with a stutter all my life: A direct message of encouragement to a young supporter

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 03:51 PM (vQBGy)

91 great stuff!
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:48 PM (1wjle)

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Wish he were my rep, I've got Salud Carbajal. Nancy's yes man.

Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 03:51 PM (kX27y)

92 I used to drive trucks. You can't get on a CB radio these days not hear an Indian accent. And they're all great drivers! Just like me.

Posted by: Over the Road Joe at June 03, 2026 03:51 PM (PBQso)

93 The amazing part to me is that people spent 2 or 3 hours of their precious lifetime attending a book tour for this person.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 03:52 PM (n5tGW)

94 I am not clear on why they let joe biden out in public without a couple of dozen handlers. They have to know he is going to act like this.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 03, 2026 03:52 PM (0N4FZ)

95 Well this explains why today Democrats are screaming that PDT has had a stroke. Anything to take eyes away from the Biden train wreck.

Posted by: Jmel at June 03, 2026 03:52 PM (3TlS+)

96
Gemini:
Clip: Biden shares vulnerable story on how he overcame his stutter

Clip: Joe Biden Talks about His Stutter

Clip: Joe Biden - I've struggled with a stutter all my life: A direct message of encouragement to a young supporter
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 03:51 PM (vQBGy)

Because he never had one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

97
Question: What percentage of the Democrat Party do you believe is praying to their Dark Lord Satan for Joe Biden's speedy demise?

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lol unfortunately for the Democrat Party, their "big tent" includes the MSM and the New York publishing industry. Sorry, cringers, your propagandists gotta grab eyeballs.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 03:53 PM (n7rxJ)

98 am not clear on why they let joe biden out in public without a couple of dozen handlers. They have to know he is going to act like this.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 03, 2026 03:52 PM (0N4FZ)

Am I too cynical in thinking it's pure publicity?

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 03:53 PM (vQBGy)

99 Jill said as her husband lowered his head and made the sign of the cross.

Jill's lucky she didn't immediately turn red and sprout horns after that.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 03:54 PM (gKWVE)

100 Jill has to be in the top 10 of evil women of all time. radio talk show played a couple of her clips yesterday but didn't even bring up the continued abuse of poor demented Joe. Well Joe was or is evil too. I dont know if being so mentally lost has made him no longer evil or not, so no empathy for Joe from me. But that audience clapped for the evil statements, and not embarrassed, slight clapping.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 03, 2026 03:54 PM (n2hQ1)

101 Now what we need is a Hilldawg surfacing. Please, Lord, please.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 03:54 PM (Gqar8)

102 93 The amazing part to me is that people spent 2 or 3 hours of their precious lifetime attending a book tour for this person.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 03:52 PM (n5tGW)

They're there. Willingly.

Which proves conclusively that not a microsecond of their duration on this stupid planet is of any value whatsoever.

It's our gain, really, because every second they spend on shit like this is a second they're not picketing to force the city to paint bike lanes down the middle of the interstate, or outlaw a color.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 03:55 PM (Ot/FD)

103 Sorry, but there is no way his appearance was a surprise...

The Secret Service would have to coordinate with the show and network.

His words however... yes... which means he forgot the script.

And the saddest part of this is that he KNOWS that Hunter is the one she at least once lusted with... thus, the question.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2026 03:55 PM (mP0Kj)

104 Gavin Newsom’s own gerrymander may have just backfired spectacularly.

Your petard. It's what's hoisting you.

Posted by: t-bird at June 03, 2026 03:56 PM (d9i2R)

105 Am I too cynical in thinking it's pure publicity?
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 03:53 PM (vQBGy)
=======================
For the Alzheimer Foundation?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 03:56 PM (SY8+R)

106 hey ... did you drop an obscure reference in the comments yesterday or this morning? I remember liking it but I was on my phone and couldn't respond easily.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:56 PM (1wjle)

107 - Joe Biden grilling Clarence Thomas for the DNC.
- always willing to do their dirty work

https://youtu.be/_2yfARRF9Co?t=119

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 03:56 PM (e0ARE)

108 We have the best cabinet ever!

@nicksortor
1h
🚨 TILLIS TO BESSENT: Did you tell Director Pulte you’d punch him in the face?
BESSENT: “No sir — I actually said I was going to kick his ASS!”

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 03, 2026 03:56 PM (3ImbR)

109 > 94 I am not clear on why they let joe biden out in public without a couple of dozen handlers. They have to know he is going to act like this.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 03, 2026 03:52 PM (0N4FZ)

I think the term used when it's someone with dementia is "eloping".

He was probably looking for Corn Pop, Pork Chop, Dew Drop, Hip Hop, Be Bop, and all his other buddies from the swimming pool.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 03, 2026 03:57 PM (IG3/x)

110 106 hey ... did you drop an obscure reference in the comments yesterday or this morning? I remember liking it but I was on my phone and couldn't respond easily.
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:56 PM (1wjle)

This is -cryptic.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 03:57 PM (Gqar8)

111 And Jill Biden couldn't get someone to look after Joe for the time she was on the book tour or she wanted this scene?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 03:57 PM (OYsYV)

112 106 hey ... did you drop an obscure reference in the comments yesterday or this morning? I remember liking it but I was on my phone and couldn't respond easily.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:56 PM (1wjle)

=======

Oh no...

The ewok is mobile.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 03:57 PM (KbEzc)

113 Is Ace having a stroke?

Do we need to call Dr. Jill in for assistance?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

114 Bessent could have just told Tillis, "I'm sorry, all I hear is lame quacking. Could I field a question from a Senator who matters?"

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 03:58 PM (gKWVE)

115 This is -cryptic.
Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 03:57 PM (Gqar

not if you read "..." as a proper noun.

It's spelled with a capital dot, if you look close enough.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 03:58 PM (Ot/FD)

116 If something happens to Joe, I want that Corvette. You know, the one he had secret files hidden in, or in the garage next to.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 03:58 PM (wzUl9)

117 hey ... did you drop an obscure reference in the comments yesterday or this morning? I remember liking it but I was on my phone and couldn't respond easily.
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:56 PM (1wjl

I dropped an obscene reference once or twice.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 03:58 PM (WNOcj)

118 "Who do you love most in the whole world?" Biden enquired.

The Paolo does not want to be Mister Right. Just, as you say, Mister Right Now.

Posted by: Paolo at June 03, 2026 03:59 PM (VHUov)

119 OH.

He's asking ellipses. I get it now......OOPS.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

120 Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2026 03:55 PM (mP0Kj)
====================
Nobody reads the content anymore! Joe was an invited guest, sitting in the audience. Ace's point is he stood up and unexpectedly started asking Jill who she loves most. To your "coordination" point, if this was expected he would have been equipped with a microphone. He wasn't.

This was simply old man dementia muttering. They're lucky he didn't wet his pants, thanks to Depends.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 03:59 PM (SY8+R)

121 114 Bessent could have just told Tillis, "I'm sorry, all I hear is lame quacking. Could I field a question from a Senator who matters?"

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 03:58 PM (gKWVE)

======

Bessent has stolen billions of dollars from Iran while he's creating policy that every major US bank will have to follow that will squeeze out illegals from the entire transactional system in the United States. And, he's reportedly taking out pillars supporting the Chinese wuan.

He can respond to Tillis however he wants.

Man is a fucking beast.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 03:59 PM (KbEzc)

122 Jill didn't have the heart to say "The Rabbit."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

123 119 OH.

He's asking ellipses. I get it now......OOPS.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

Fine. It was cryptic for us lesser Horde!!

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 04:00 PM (Gqar8)

124 "66...“And the first two people in this race right now, and the top two advance, are the independent and the Republicans, NOT the Democrat.”

Even if the fraud does not undo this in the coming weeks, there is always the Torricelli Option. Our Precious Democracy requires that a Demoncrat always wins.

Posted by: Martin Tell at June 03, 2026 04:00 PM (sFNX2)

125 114 Bessent could have just told Tillis, "I'm sorry, all I hear is lame quacking. Could I field a question from a Senator who matters?"

hmm he'd be waiting a while

what did three dots say what did three dots say ...

I mean he's usually very funny

hmm hmm hmm

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 04:00 PM (j+aD2)

126 107 Yeah, I will never feel sorry for him. He was a nasty arrogant prick when his brain worked. Don't forget he repeatedly said the truck driver that was in the accident with his first wife was drunk.

Posted by: steevy at June 03, 2026 04:00 PM (YwEeS)

127 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 03, 2026 04:01 PM (SRRAx)

128 not if you read "..." as a proper noun.

It's spelled with a capital dot, if you look close enough.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

* checks keyboard *

A capital . is a >

Or am I the only one who calls a carat-mark a "capital 6?"

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2026 04:01 PM (VHUov)

129 Did anyone remember Biden in his senatorial days talking about his stutter? How about political commenters from that era? I sure don't recall any

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 04:01 PM (gQKJe)

130 Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:56 PM (1wjle)

It's possibly me I will check!!

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 04:01 PM (vQBGy)

131
Fine. It was cryptic for us lesser Horde!!
Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 04:00 PM

I usually use lots of periods when my thoughts tail off.........

So I don't really pay attention to them when they're actually used properly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

132 The real interesting thing is just how practiced this fucking slattern is at dealing with her pervert husband's inane senile bullshittery, and how aggressively Over It she is.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (Ot/FD)

133 131 I usually use lots of periods when my thoughts tail off.........

So I don't really pay attention to them when they're actually used properly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

========

Well, you'd say ARGH but you wouldn't write it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (KbEzc)

134 This made me laugh, fat woman attacked ICE last fall, now suing government for 10 million b/c her fat ass got exposed after being wrestled to the ground:

https://tinyurl.com/2dtnfeub

Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (kX27y)

135 Biden in his senatorial days talking about his stutter?

Like when he was a poor Welsh coal miner?

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (gKWVE)

136 ========

Well, you'd say ARGH but you wouldn't write it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (KbEzc)

I don't get it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

137 Give California a couple more weeks to make up votes to put a Democrat/ Marxist in the 3 Card Vote Monte

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (Ia/+0)

138 135 Biden in his senatorial days talking about his stutter?

Like when he was a poor Welsh coal miner?

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (gKWVE)

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How Green Was My Valley was his origin story?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:03 PM (KbEzc)

139 136 I don't get it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

======

hey

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:03 PM (KbEzc)

140
They still haven't announced the value of the book advance that these *supposedly* persona non grata dingleturds on the ass of oxygen intake received, but estimates were upwards of 30 million.

Posted by: ...

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I'm surprised. I vaguely remember hearing that those 8-figure book deals were shrinking, to, like $10 million. Everyone knows that book will not sell through its advance, and Jill is hardly the media powerhouse that Michelle Obama is, nor does she have the long, promising future that Michelle did when she left the White House and embarked on a lucrative media career.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 04:03 PM (n7rxJ)

141 Maybe Jill should say she has Alzheimers

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 04:03 PM (J7+/X)

142 34 So if you combine the raw vitality of RBG, the masculinity of Barack, the memory of Joe Biden, and the intellect of Kamala what do you get?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)

Cory “Spartacus” Booker

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 04:03 PM (6ydKt)

143 As a self-conscious person, I cannot even imagine the incredible freedom of a being such a colossal boor [Joe Biden] completely lacking in self-awareness, self-scrutiny, shame, or embarrassment. - Ace

I bet if he tried to make friends with Crows it wouldn't go well. Not well at all.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 03, 2026 04:03 PM (glnUu)

144 Did anyone remember Biden in his senatorial days talking about his stutter? How about political commenters from that era? I sure don't recall any
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 04:01 PM (gQKJe)
======================
Nothing ever negative about Joe came out.

Posted by: Tara Reade at June 03, 2026 04:03 PM (LB3Wj)

145 Bestselling author and collaborator Lisa Dickey served as the ghostwriter for former First Lady Jill Biden's memoirs

Key collaborations include, View from the East Wing (2026): This memoir lays bare the former First Lady's private thoughts and experiences during the Biden presidency.

Hope the lady's contract had her paid in full before the book tour.

BTW, while he's uncontrollable, Jill deserves to put up with him every single day of her life, too, for what her family has done to the nation.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 03, 2026 04:04 PM (NFX2v)

146 No. My mom had Alzheimer’s, and it’s all there. Honestly, what kind of an asshole do you need to be to put a person with dementia through this public humiliation. Vile and evil.

Posted by: Emily at June 03, 2026 04:04 PM (NYG/c)

147 This made me laugh, fat woman attacked ICE last fall, now suing government for 10 million b/c her fat ass got exposed after being wrestled to the ground:

https://tinyurl.com/2dtnfeub
Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (kX27y)

Uh.....shouldn't she be suing the guy that recorded it and plastered it all over the internet?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

148 Did anyone ask Dr Jill Biden if Joe was suffering from a stroke when he asked that question?

Posted by: dantesed at June 03, 2026 04:05 PM (Oy/m2)

149 The Paolo does not want to be Mister Right. Just, as you say, Mister Right Now.
Posted by: Paolo at June 03, 2026 03:59 PM (VHUov)

OK

youtu.be/EQ8EksTQH4c

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 04:05 PM (rbvCR)

150 Jill's book will hit Ollies about the same time Nolan's Odyssey movie hits the Dollar General stores.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 04:05 PM (J7+/X)

151 34 So if you combine the raw vitality of RBG, the masculinity of Barack, the memory of Joe Biden, and the intellect of Kamala what do you get?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)

Another year old, and deeper in debt

Posted by: zombie Tennessee Ernie Ford at June 03, 2026 04:05 PM (pY+ea)

152 146 No. My mom had Alzheimer’s, and it’s all there. Honestly, what kind of an asshole do you need to be to put a person with dementia through this public humiliation. Vile and evil.
Posted by: Emily at June 03, 2026 04:04 PM (NYG/c)

It makes sense if she hates his lousy guts. I imagine being Joe’s wife is extremely unpleasant duty.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 04:05 PM (Gqar8)

153 So if you combine the raw vitality of RBG, the masculinity of Barack, the memory of Joe Biden, and the intellect of Kamala what do you get?
Posted by: 18-1

You need one more for a full team of planetqueers.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2026 04:06 PM (VHUov)

154 I bet if he tried to make friends with Crows it wouldn't go well. Not well at all.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 03, 2026

***
Tell me about it.
( -- Zombie Jeremiah Johnson)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 04:06 PM (wzUl9)

155 Biden, who is more popular than Obama in votes received, has raised ... $4 million.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (73/SM)

If Biden could get each of his 2020 voters to donate a dollar he would have $65 million.

Posted by: Reforger at June 03, 2026 04:06 PM (TsnvK)

156
Jill wins a Pulitzer for this, bet on it.

Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 04:06 PM (Y8DZL)

157
Nobody reads the content anymore! Joe was an invited guest, sitting in the audience. Ace's point is he stood up and unexpectedly started asking Jill who she loves most. To your "coordination" point, if this was expected he would have been equipped with a microphone. He wasn't.

This was simply old man dementia muttering. They're lucky he didn't wet his pants, thanks to Depends.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

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Believe it or not, "Who do you love most in the world?" seems too smart for Dementia Joe to me. The audience loved it. Could be someone forgot to mic him at the appropriate moment.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 04:07 PM (n7rxJ)

158 You could make a movie about these miserable shitbags, but then you'd probably get sued by the Shakespeare estate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 04:07 PM (Ot/FD)

159 This made me laugh, fat woman attacked ICE last fall, now suing government for 10 million b/c her fat ass got exposed after being wrestled to the ground:

https://tinyurl.com/2dtnfeub
Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (kX27y)

Uh.....shouldn't she be suing the guy that recorded it and plastered it all over the internet?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)
_______

That's a dude, bro ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 04:07 PM (iFTx/)

160 158 You could make a movie about these miserable shitbags, but then you'd probably get sued by the Shakespeare estate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 04:07 PM (Ot/FD)

======

*nods sagaciously*

A Midsummer Night's Dream.

Because of the drugs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:07 PM (KbEzc)

161
OUT: Sufferin' Succotash!!!
IN: Stutterin' Brain o' Mash!

Posted by: The Barrel at June 03, 2026 04:07 PM (wtvvX)

162
Biden, who is more popular than Obama in votes received--

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

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It's funny, Jill never seems to bring that up.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 04:08 PM (n7rxJ)

163 This made me laugh, fat woman attacked ICE last fall, now suing government for 10 million b/c her fat ass got exposed after being wrestled to the ground:

https://tinyurl.com/2dtnfeub
Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (kX27y

Should be obviously thrown out with a summary judgement but with the politically biased judges we have these days it's possible the court could double any award.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 04:08 PM (WNOcj)

164 Warai-otoko

Remake that movie in which Bette Midler is kidnapped, Ransom of Red Chief or something.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 04:08 PM (J7+/X)

165 The audience loved it.

He could have yelled "I just shit my pants!" and that audience still would've clapped and cheered.

Posted by: far cry at June 03, 2026 04:08 PM (wXgT/)

166 I usually use lots of periods when my thoughts tail off.........

And he probably thinks, "Quit yelling!"

Posted by: t-bird at June 03, 2026 04:09 PM (d9i2R)

167 All those ass-action lawsuits never get anyone anything except the lawyers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 04:09 PM (Ot/FD)

168 Biden talked about stuttering routinely, forever.

The Stuttering Foundation, 2015

(In part) During a CNN town hall, President Joe Biden discussed stuttering. Here are some of his remarks from the event:

"It has nothing to do with your intelligence quotient. It has nothing to do with your intellectual makeup," Biden said. "You know, stuttering, when you think about it, is the only handicap that people still laugh about. That still humiliate people about. And they don't even mean to."

The President credited his mother when it came to not letting his stutter define him. He said his mother would tell him, "Joey, don't let this define you. Joey, remember who you are. Joey, you can do it. So every time I would walk out, she would reinforce me. I know that sounds silly, but it really matters."

An inspiration, he is.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 03, 2026 04:09 PM (NFX2v)

169
Did anyone ask Dr Jill Biden if Joe was suffering from a stroke when he asked that question?
Posted by: dantesed

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LOL, yes, on The View -- but it was a setup of course. She insisted "the doctors" all said he was fine.

What, did a bunch of doctors examine him right after the debate? Like, backstage? Or perhaps in the limo on the way to the Waffle House?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 04:09 PM (n7rxJ)

170 Dunno. I said Jimmy Kimmel was as "transparent as a cum receptacle". Could that be it?

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 04:09 PM (vQBGy)

171 163 Should be obviously thrown out with a summary judgement but with the politically biased judges we have these days it's possible the court could double any award.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 04:08 PM (WNOcj)

=======

"I'm going to be on SCOTUS, ma!"
-137 year old district court judge, appointed by FDR in his first term, sticking it to the man by letting a frivolous lawsuit against the Trump administration move forward for about 6 weeks until the appeals court squashes it

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:09 PM (KbEzc)

172 This made me laugh, fat woman attacked ICE last fall, now suing government for 10 million b/c her fat ass got exposed after being wrestled to the ground:
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speaking of fatties showing their ass ...

LaMonica Evers wants to know why there are only foreigners in the ICE detention centers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 04:09 PM (73/SM)

173 I love Sec Bessent!

With the combo of Whoopie's BO and Joepy's diaper stench there were probably people near the stage passing out. Eau de sewage.

Dims out of office are like herpes, they return until death.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 03, 2026 04:10 PM (WONhk)

174 Triggly Puff aka Cora Segal is still alive?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 04:10 PM (J7+/X)

175 "Who do you love most in the whole world?" Biden enquired.

--

It's kinda heartbreaking, maybe.
If I had a heart...

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 03, 2026 04:10 PM (tG1pe)

176 Jill would be giving handies under a bridge if Joe hadn't groomed her as a teen babysitter. Now she gets to wipe his drool and his ass and tell him what a good boy he is for not pooping his pants.
Burning question: how did Joe get past security to interrupt his wife soft core presser? Even a female Secret Service guard could handle him.

Posted by: Jellybowl at June 03, 2026 04:10 PM (W+TLY)

177 172 LaMonica Evers wants to know why there are only foreigners in the ICE detention centers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 04:09 PM (73/SM)

======

"ICE should be arrested American citizens for deportation as well!"
-Evers

"I mean...okay."
-ICE, picking up American-born communists now

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:10 PM (KbEzc)

178
That's a dude, bro ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 04:07 PM (iFTx/)

He titled it 'fat woman' so I rolled with it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

179 "My book...," Joe Biden began before a crew member came from backstage to hand him a microphone. "My book, which comes out in September, read it..."

"Do I have to remind him that this is my event?" Jill asked jokingly.

Reeks of that woman who's married to the red-haired son of King Charles.

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:11 PM (6wpGE)

180 From Dr Jill's book: 1/27/22, joe shit the bed and he wasn't awake. He does it while awake for the sexual kick. He did it last night in his sleep. I'm not worried, it was probably a wet dream

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 04:11 PM (gQKJe)

181 Any person in that audience buying Jill Biden's book is by definition a retard.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 04:12 PM (WNOcj)

182 Triggly Puff aka Cora Segal is still alive?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 04:10 PM (J7+/X)

Heh. Just another left wing poser fake shitstick......

After looking through the student database at Hampshire College we found out that Trigglypuff (Cora Segal) does not actually attend Hampshire College. Turns out she went there for one semester a few years ago and since then has been a squatter on campus and her friends let her stay in their dorm

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

183 34 So if you combine the raw vitality of RBG, the masculinity of Barack, the memory of Joe Biden, and the intellect of Kamala what do you get?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)
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And super staunch heterosexuality of Kory Booker.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2026 04:12 PM (xvV+O)

184 Joe Biden is the face of the democrat property.

Posted by: Dr. Jill's Vagina at June 03, 2026 04:12 PM (IqKsT)

185 Fox News, President Trump questions why Jill and Joe Biden went to a Waffle House after she feared stroke

Jill Biden wrote in new memoir she wondered if husband was drugged or 'short-circuiting' during 2024 debate

Published June 3, 2026

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 03, 2026 04:13 PM (NFX2v)

186 180 From Dr Jill's book: 1/27/22, joe shit the bed and he wasn't awake. He does it while awake for the sexual kick. He did it last night in his sleep. I'm not worried, it was probably a wet dream
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 04:11 PM (gQKJe)

Awesome!

Posted by: Graham "Porta-Shitler" Platner at June 03, 2026 04:13 PM (Ot/FD)

187 173 Dims out of office are like herpes, they return until death.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 03, 2026 04:10 PM (WONhk)

heh

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:13 PM (6wpGE)

188 Should be obviously thrown out with a summary judgement but with the politically biased judges we have these days it's possible the court could double any award.
---
Judge Cha-tuka Kaka Chunken is the judge overseeing the lawsuit to release the Biden audio tapes.

The wife of the judge that just ordered Trump's name be removed from the Trump-Kennedy Center is arguing that, since Joe was such a good boy and cooperated with Hur, there is no reason to release the audio tapes.

That we don't need the audio and should just rely upon the summary of the conversations as presented by the man who cleared Biden of all wrong-doing.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 04:13 PM (73/SM)

189 74 >>>52 I love her claiming she went to bed thinking Kamala had won and was shocked to find out in the morning Trump won... I don't remember any time on election night when Kamala was ahead .... So... Lie

in fairness they got to bed at 5pm
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (1wjle)

_____________________

At about 11:30pm - Midnight, Harris released a comment from campaign headquarters (Trump was running the table quite obviously at the time). Harris said that she was optimistic, and they'd look at it again around 3am to decide where we are. IOW, the fraud should be doing exactly what it did for Biden in 2020, come from behind shennanigans across the board. ONLY, the fraud never kicked in. I think there are a number of reasons for this (such as the Trump campaign learned to stop whining about the cheating and address it directly when it appears)...so they called off the big cheat in the wee hours.

The Bidens thought it was business as usual, and were surprised that Trump won the next morning...not out of optimism, but out of preparation.

Posted by: Orson at June 03, 2026 04:14 PM (dIske)

190 Of course! From the Daily Caller:

Former First Lady Jill Biden appeared to admit in her memoir that she knew about Hamas’ Oct. 7, 2023, terrorist attack on Israel before her husband, the then-president of the United States did.

The former first lady released her memoir on Tuesday detailing her time in the White House with former President Joe Biden. On the morning of the Oct. 7 attack in the Middle East, the former first lady writes that an aide texted her asking if her husband was awake because he needed to jump on a call with the National Security Council. (RELATED: Jill Biden Dethroned As America’s ‘Lady Macbeth’

“Then, very early on the morning of Saturday, October 7, 2023, I was grading midterms when the staff texted me and asked if Joe was up yet – he had to get on the phone with the National Security Council,” Biden writes.

Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 04:14 PM (kX27y)

191 Any person in that audience ~~buying Jill Biden's book~~ is by definition a retard.
Posted by: polynikes

Too specific. FIFY.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2026 04:14 PM (VHUov)

192 When Cora Segal squats, she really squats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 04:15 PM (J7+/X)

193 >>>probably me and something from IT Crowd

that might have been it -- what was the reference, Black Orchid?

It's killing me to not remember.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 04:15 PM (1wjle)

194 This made me laugh, fat woman attacked ICE last fall, now suing government for 10 million b/c her fat ass got exposed after being wrestled to the ground:

https://tinyurl.com/2dtnfeub
Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (kX27y

She looks like Stephen Fry in glasses and a wig.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 04:15 PM (6ydKt)

195 193 >>>probably me and something from IT Crowd

that might have been it -- what was the reference, Black Orchid?

It's killing me to not remember.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 04:15 PM (1wjle)

======

Did you have shit on your forehead?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:15 PM (KbEzc)

196 "Do I have to remind him that this is my event?" Jill asked jokingly.
"
======================
Uhhh, yes Jill, you do. He's suffering from dementia, so you have to remind him what day it is too.

Posted by: Tara Reade at June 03, 2026 04:16 PM (LB3Wj)

197
She looks like Stephen Fry in glasses and a wig.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 04:15 PM (6ydKt)

Have you ever seen them in the same room?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

198 It only gets worse. Wait until, at the next event, Joe stands up, pulls down his elastic pants and does a boom-boom for the audience complete with smell-o-vision for the audience. That'll be a real barn burner!

Posted by: Cheri at June 03, 2026 04:16 PM (oiNtH)

199 29 21 grasping hoors like Jill
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 03:37 PM (j+aD2)

This!

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:16 PM (6wpGE)

200 200

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:16 PM (6wpGE)

201 Could you fit them in the same room?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 04:17 PM (J7+/X)

202 194 This made me laugh, fat woman attacked ICE last fall, now suing government for 10 million b/c her fat ass got exposed after being wrestled to the ground:

https://tinyurl.com/2dtnfeub
Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (kX27y

She looks like Stephen Fry in glasses and a wig.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 04:15 PM (6ydKt)

And yet, a non zero number of the Horde would “ hit it”.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 04:17 PM (Gqar8)

203 They deserve each other.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 04:17 PM (dK+Kv)

204 Is there a chapter about Joe's autopen scandal?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 03, 2026 04:17 PM (NFX2v)

205 My references would usually have a sock attached but I really did check

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 04:17 PM (vQBGy)

206
Did you have shit on your forehead?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:15 PM (KbEzc)

I sometimes reach in my pants then put a cross on my forehead and pretend it's Ash Wednesday.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 03, 2026 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

207 Grasping Hoors opened for someone

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 04:17 PM (Gqar8)

208 Looks like we all are in for another round of why we need to "stop Asian hate."

But not for the people fixin' to loot and riot over some Dindu Nuffin joining St. Traytable and St. Fentanyl

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 04:17 PM (73/SM)

209 206
Did you have shit on your forehead?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:15 PM (KbEzc)

I sometimes reach in my pants then put a cross on my forehead and pretend it's Ash Wednesday.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 03, 2026 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

Satire is dead.

This is just a straight quote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:18 PM (KbEzc)

210 Tubal

Butthole Surfers

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 04:18 PM (J7+/X)

211 You couldn't script anything more farcical than this gibbering garbage heap of a man bumbling around at his wife's speaking event, babbling about "his book" that's coming out real soon now, that he totally wrote you guys, all by himself, for reals, no handlebars, honest injun.

Stupid old shitbag.

Posted by: Graham at June 03, 2026 04:18 PM (Ot/FD)

212 The reports say Joey said he has a book coming out in September. The Dems gotta love that right before the midterms

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 04:18 PM (gQKJe)

213 ahhhh poop nazi sock off!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 04:18 PM (Ot/FD)

214 Who can forget the 12th anniversary of the affordable care act in 2022 where idiot jerk blowhard Biden tried to insert himself into the Obama circle and Obama pointedly ignored him? Biden spent the evening drifting around the room like a ghost, all alone. I can't stop laughing at the memory.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 03, 2026 04:19 PM (w8dnx)

215 >>>probably me and something from IT Crowd

that might have been it -- what was the reference, Black Orchid?

It's killing me to not remember.
---
I have been finding, by writing everything you can remember into AI and it's figures it out.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 04:19 PM (73/SM)

216 When Cora Segal squats, she really squats.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 04:15 PM (J7+/X)

I doubt she can. I have been doing Asian squats and it really makes you notice the extra bulk in places. And I am a lot more lithsome than she is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 04:19 PM (zZu0s)

217
Satire is dead.

This is just a straight quote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:18 PM (KbEzc)

I sometimes wish I understood comedy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

218 215 I have been finding, by writing everything you can remember into AI and it's figures it out.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 04:19 PM (73/SM)

======

"Gemini. Make me funny. And attractive. And sexually potent like a panther."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:19 PM (KbEzc)

219 217 I sometimes wish I understood comedy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

=======

Geopolitics is easy.

Comedy is hard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:20 PM (KbEzc)

220 This made me laugh, fat woman attacked ICE last fall, now suing government for 10 million b/c her fat ass got exposed after being wrestled to the ground

The ICE officers involved should sue her for having to witness and deal with her unsightly blubber. Also, I am almost sure there was some "odor" involved "down there".

Posted by: Cheri at June 03, 2026 04:20 PM (oiNtH)

221 Joe Biden wrote a book has got to be the funniest fucking thing I've read all day

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 04:20 PM (vQBGy)

222
A friend of mine just sent this to me from DU in a thread about Jill Biden’s book:

Not only do I miss President Biden, I miss having a classy and intelligent first lady too. Don't get me started on the plastic ice queen we have now.

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 04:21 PM (pZEOD)

223 221 Joe Biden wrote a book has got to be the funniest fucking thing I've read all day
Posted by: ...

maybe a coloring book

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 03, 2026 04:21 PM (FZYNt)

224 Not only do I miss President Biden, I miss having a classy and intelligent first lady too. Don't get me started on the plastic ice queen we have now.
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 04:21 PM (pZEOD)

Well, I think we found MUMR.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

225 Chapter 1: Huh?

Like I was saying in the previous chapter, Jack...

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 04:22 PM (vQBGy)

226 223 221 Joe Biden wrote a book has got to be the funniest fucking thing I've read all day
Posted by: ...

maybe a coloring book
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 03, 2026 04:21 PM (FZYNt)

Paint by numbers Rothko.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 04:22 PM (Ot/FD)

227 225 Chapter 1: Huh?

Like I was saying in the previous chapter, Jack...
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 04:22 PM (vQBGy)

Anyway

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 04:22 PM (Gqar8)

228 Chapter 1: Huh?

Like I was saying in the previous chapter, Jack...
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 04:22 PM (vQBGy)

Chapter 2: I'll find that mysterious pants shitter

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

229 https://tinyurl.com/2dtnfeub
Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (kX27y

She looks like Stephen Fry in glasses and a wig.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 04:15 PM (6ydKt)
==========================
That is one ugly pronoun problem.

Posted by: Tara Reade at June 03, 2026 04:22 PM (4v9AK)

230 Trump says he might just keep the UCF fight arena.

I may be wrong, but the over-head photos I've seen sure make it look like he's constructing ThunderDome.

Hottest ticket in DC soon:
"Live, from Washington D.C.-- RAW is WAR!!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 04:23 PM (73/SM)

231 Jill, can you wake Joe up......from The Daily Caller:
------------------

Former First Lady Jill Biden appeared to admit in her memoir that she knew about Hamas’ Oct. 7, 2023, terrorist attack on Israel before her husband, the then-president of the United States did.

The former first lady released her memoir on Tuesday detailing her time in the White House with former President Joe Biden. On the morning of the Oct. 7 attack in the Middle East, the former first lady writes that an aide texted her asking if her husband was awake because he needed to jump on a call with the National Security Council. (RELATED: Jill Biden Dethroned As America’s ‘Lady Macbeth’

Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 04:23 PM (kX27y)

232 My favorite part is page seven where the whole shower pops up with a little bar of soap and everything.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 04:23 PM (Ot/FD)

233 228 Chapter 1: Huh?

Like I was saying in the previous chapter, Jack...
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 04:22 PM (vQBGy)

Chapter 2: I'll find that mysterious pants shitter
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Chapter 3: Corn Pop and other naggers

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 03, 2026 04:23 PM (FZYNt)

234 That’s one of the few times I appreciated pixel-censoring a woman’s butt.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 04:23 PM (6ydKt)

235 Remake that movie in which Bette Midler is kidnapped, Ransom of Red Chief or something.

Ruthless People

Posted by: Chuck C at June 03, 2026 04:23 PM (KOF8G)

236 Joe Biden wrote a book has got to be the funniest fucking thing I've read all day
Posted by: ... at June

Only if there were crayons and you weren't restricted to staying within the lines.

Posted by: Cheri at June 03, 2026 04:24 PM (oiNtH)

237 DJT's EO published yesterday is a thunderbolt.

Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2026 04:25 PM (rj6Yv)

238 Think of how things would be now if Beau Biden had not met an untimely death.

Posted by: pawn at June 03, 2026 04:25 PM (+rSJz)

239 Remake that movie in which Bette Midler is kidnapped

And call it "Oh Shit, We Were Trying To Nab Sydney Sweeney"

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 04:26 PM (gKWVE)

240 Chapter 11.

No, not the book, I mean the stupid bastard's surely got to be bankrupt by now without any influence to peddle besides his old bitch's manky ass.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 04:26 PM (Ot/FD)

241 "I have a question," Biden said unprompted, and without a microphone, while flanked by security guards.

"Joe has a question, like you couldn't ask it later?" Jill responded.

"Who do you love most in the whole world?" Biden enquired.

Coming next Summer:

"Obsession 2: A Diaper Full Of Love'

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 04:27 PM (iJfKG)

242 Instapundit has link to new DOJ indictment of SPLC. Even more funding of Nazis. Why, I'm starting to think these SPLC chaps may not be totally on the up-and-up! Shocking!

Posted by: Martin Tell at June 03, 2026 04:28 PM (sFNX2)

243 46 Huh? Does this guy not get it? "Doctor" Jill despises the Dumocrap party and will never forgive them for shitcanning her husband in 2024. She was desperate for 4 more years as 1st lady. She was livid when Joe got tossed aside like last week's rotting fish. She's still livid now. The fact that her book tour hurts the Dumocrap party is a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

Dr. Jill's MAGA red dress on election was no accident. It was a message !

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 04:28 PM (R1Rsy)

244 DJT's EO published yesterday is a thunderbolt.
Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2026 04:25 PM (rj6Yv)

Which one, Vaccines, or AI

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 04:28 PM (rbvCR)

245 Awww. That's so...sweet? Something.

Posted by: blaster at June 03, 2026 04:28 PM (NlEaG)

246 Who loves me baby?

Posted by: Zombie Adjacent Joe Biden Channeling Kojak at June 03, 2026 04:28 PM (7LfT/)

247 I am not a lawyer but I am pretty sure you can't sue the government and win* for something that happened while you were committing a crime.

*Certain jurisdictions in heavy blue areas not included.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 03, 2026 04:28 PM (0N4FZ)

248 Cringe to us, but judging from the reaction of the audience -- obviously all hard-core Cleveland Steamer Bidenites -- they liked it. The left eats this dumb shit up. I think this might be a "bitch eating crackers" moment for us.

I think it's exactly the opposite. Everyone except for the sort of people who'd willingly subject themselves to Dr. Jill probably feels the second-hand embarrassment in their bones. Liberals, conservatives, moderates, they'll all cringe seeing this.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2026 04:28 PM (2ocoG)

249 “Then, very early on the morning of Saturday, October 7, 2023, I was grading midterms when the staff texted me and asked if Joe was up yet – he had to get on the phone with the National Security Council,” Biden writes.

Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 04:14 PM (kX27y)
---
What? She doesn't have an army of TAs to do her grading for her?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 04:29 PM (gnNyN)

250 DJT's EO published yesterday is a thunderbolt.
Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2026 04:25 PM (rj6Yv)

And what is about or do you have a link?

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 04:29 PM (n3VHW)

251 243 should read ..election DAY was no accident....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 04:29 PM (R1Rsy)

252 Reeks of that woman who's married to the red-haired son of King Charles.
Posted by: m

Her Serene Highness, Princess Meghan, Duchess of Suffolk, Suzerain of Montecino, Consort of Harry, Regnant of Yacht Girls,
Marchioness of One Off Supporting Cable Aspiring Actresses, ignores your ignoble insults but warns that any future slanders will be met with legal action in a Colombian court, peasant.

Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 04:30 PM (Y8DZL)

253 Chapter 1: Huh?

Like I was saying in the previous chapter, Jack...
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 04:22 PM (vQBGy)

Chapter 2: I'll find that mysterious pants shitter
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Chapter 3: Corn Pop and other naggers
Posted by: Rick in SK

Chapter 4: Stuck in a Hedge - Tips and Tricks

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2026 04:30 PM (UjdFS)

254 She was desperate for 4 more years as 1st lady. She was livid when Joe got tossed aside like last week's rotting fish. She's still livid now. The fact that her book tour hurts the Dumocrap party is a feature, not a bug.

It's more than that, she'd clearly hoped to springboard from First Lady into her very own higher office, like Hillary. Joe getting the vaudeville hook off stage put a very public end to any of those ideas.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2026 04:31 PM (2ocoG)

255 I am waiting for the announcement on renewed tariffs on countries employing child or slave labor, or not holding sufficient restrictions on imports of goods produced with slave and child labor

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 04:31 PM (rbvCR)

256 Alaska crazy shit alert.

Democrats found a guy named Dan Sullivan, the same name as the current junior Senator (currently running for re-election), and persuaded him to file a jungle primary challenge. So now the voters have two guys with the exact same name and both calling themselves Republicans.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 04:31 PM (7k2QH)

257 253 Chapter 1: Huh?

Like I was saying in the previous chapter, Jack...
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 04:22 PM (vQBGy)

Chapter 2: I'll find that mysterious pants shitter
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Chapter 3: Corn Pop and other naggers
Posted by: Rick in SK

Chapter 4: Stuck in a Hedge - Tips and Tricks
Posted by: wth at June 03, 2026 04:30 PM (UjdFS)

Chapter 5: Falling Upwards

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 04:32 PM (Gqar8)

258 I didn’t even know Jill was still teaching while First Lady.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 04:32 PM (6ydKt)

259 252 Reeks of that woman who's married to the red-haired son of King Charles.
Posted by: m

Her Serene Highness, Princess Meghan, Duchess of Suffolk, Suzerain of Montecino, Consort of Harry, Regnant of Yacht Girls,
Marchioness of One Off Supporting Cable Aspiring Actresses, ignores your ignoble insults but warns that any future slanders will be met with legal action in a Colombian court, peasant.
Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 04:30 PM (Y8DZL)

*sticks tongue out at Auspex!*

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:32 PM (6wpGE)

260 Who do you love?

Posted by: Zombie Bo Diddley at June 03, 2026 04:32 PM (q2NNn)

261 Don't criticize Joe Biden!

Obama and Pelosi carefully planned out the 2024 coup - Biden was going to be forced to withdraw from the Presidential race, and then the Democrats were going to conduct a "mini-primary" to replace Kamala with someone electable.

Joe screwed that up by immediately endorsing Kamala as his replacement, making it impossible to replace Kamala with a white guy like Barack and Nancy were planning.

Joe deliberately f***ed over the Democrats as revenge for Barack and Nancy's perfidy.

You go, Joe!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 03, 2026 04:32 PM (aD4fx)

262 Chapter 4: Stuck in a Hedge - Tips and Tricks
Posted by: wth at June 03, 2026 04:30 PM (UjdFS)

Chapter 5: The Easter Bunny -- The Horror! The Horror!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 03, 2026 04:32 PM (XE5AP)

263 Alaska crazy shit alert.

Democrats found a guy named Dan Sullivan, the same name as the current junior Senator (currently running for re-election), and persuaded him to file a jungle primary challenge. So now the voters have two guys with the exact same name and both calling themselves Republicans.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 04:31 PM (7k2QH)

ALASKA

{i]You Wish We Getting Eaten By Vampires and Polar Bears!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 04:34 PM (iJfKG)

264 Bo Diddly was a gunslinger.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 03, 2026 04:34 PM (XE5AP)

265 Nood?

Posted by: IS Roth at June 03, 2026 04:34 PM (ZhZg4)

266 Chapter whatever : Water Conservation while showering

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 04:35 PM (Gqar8)

267 I also liked Joe and Jill showing up late to Queen Elizabeth II's funeral and being peeved that they weren't in the front row.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 03, 2026 04:35 PM (w8dnx)

268 Nood - the Dems need their own country before they kill us all.

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 04:35 PM (Dd38x)

269 265 Nood?
Posted by: IS Roth at June 03, 2026 04:34 PM (ZhZg4)

Yes.

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:36 PM (6wpGE)

270 So now the voters have two guys with the exact same name and both calling themselves Republicans.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 04:31 PM (7k2QH)

I saw something on that the other day.
Some Dem operative put the second Dan Sullivan up to it.

Seems like the elections commission, or Secretary of State, would disqualify that sort of thing on the ballot.

The real Sullivan should take it to court.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 04:37 PM (6ydKt)

271 disappearing NOOD

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 03, 2026 04:42 PM (FZYNt)

272 The upstairs post, she is gone.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 04:42 PM (Gqar8)

273 DJT's EO published yesterday is a thunderbolt.
Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2026 04:25 PM (rj6Yv)

Which one, Vaccines, or AI
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 04:28 PM (rbvCR)
====

Unleashing the US Treasury Department to target illegal immigration, cartels financial system, fraud, and access to the US financial system.

IOW, financial institutions including banks, credit card systems, investment firms are now required to carefully, under threat of severe regulatory action by the Treasury Dept., to carefully monitor and ensure that business conducted with the use of their services are done by people and entities lawfully entitled to do so in the US.

The Dems did much the same thing to the US firearms industry when banks and lenders would suddenly end credit and financial transfer services to lawful firearms dealers and manufacturers.

More at Insty.

Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2026 04:42 PM (rj6Yv)

274 No it's there, just invisible.

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2026 04:43 PM (UjdFS)

275 274 No it's there, just invisible.
Posted by: wth at June 03, 2026 04:43 PM (UjdFS)

The Spirit of the Post.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 04:44 PM (Gqar8)

276
"Intertubes broken again, son. Ride your bike up to the drugstore and plug 'em into the tester and bring back a new one"

- Dad, 1967

Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 04:44 PM (Y8DZL)

277
Jill: You got diarrhea in my book!

Joe: You got book in my diarrhea!

(Both become intensely thoughtful, sensing a new opportunity.)

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 03, 2026 04:45 PM (azNOR)

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