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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - June 2, 2026 [Doof]
From Earthglory
Not the best use of heavy machinery Enraged by Divorce Filing, Man Tears Down Family Home with an Excavator
A Pennsylvania man was so outraged by his wife's divorce filing that he got into an excavator and started tearing their house down with his spouse and two daughters still in it. *** When 48-year-old Eric Pierwsza’s wife told him that their marriage was over and she had filed for divorce, she didn’t exactly expect a positive reaction, but she also didn’t expect him to literally bring down the house! However, after a night of drinking, the man did just that, using a construction excavator to partially demolish his own property. Divorces can get messy, but you don’t often hear about people destroying their own houses just because their marriage fell apart. However, one marital dispute in Butler County, Pennsylvania, got so out of hand that the husband used an excavator to partially demolish his own house after hearing that his wife wanted to divorce him.----- MoMe location? This Modern Fortress in the Middle of a Russian Field Is the Perfect Zombie Apocalypse Camp
A bizarre medieval-style fortress built in the middle of a meadow in Russia's Volgograd Region is the perfect place to survive the zombie apocalypse.----- On this date in TV history, one of the all time greatest shows premiered
��DEBUT: ‘The Wire’ premiered 24 years ago, June 2, 2002, on HBO pic.twitter.com/wcaws5uSYP
— RetroNewsNow (@RetroNewsNow) June 2, 2026
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— ���������������� �������� (@phosphor_glow) June 2, 2026
DJ Doof - Monthly Trivia Event Tie-in Edition These songs are featured in my monthly classic rock trivia event tomorrow night.
Here is the final question for my event tomorrow. Think you can answer it correctly?
Category: The Man Behind the Microphone This British singer, songwriter, and keyboardist from Sheffield has one of the most remarkable careers in classic rock history — not because of his own fame, but because of whose band he was in at any given moment. He fronted a band in the mid-1970s and wrote and sang their only major hit, which reached #3 on the US charts. He then joined a well-known British new wave band, singing lead on their most beloved song. He later became the voice of a side project formed by a Genesis guitarist, singing the group’s biggest hit which reached #1 in the US in 1989. He also co-wrote a song recorded by the Eagles on their 2007 comeback album. Despite lending his voice to some of the most recognizable songs of three decades, most fans couldn’t pick him out of a lineup. Name this man.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 02, 2026 10:05 PM (g14+z)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 10:05 PM (NgPv+)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 02, 2026 10:05 PM (g14+z)
Posted by: mindful webworker - making wise decisions at June 02, 2026 10:05 PM (kU8xu)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 02, 2026 10:06 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 02, 2026 10:06 PM (/ly7b)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2026 10:06 PM (kpS4V)
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Butler?
Anyway, she wanted the house. She got it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 10:08 PM (NgPv+)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2026 10:09 PM (v9dxg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 10:09 PM (Cqx++)
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It's not a proper castle without ravelins.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 10:09 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 02, 2026 10:09 PM (g14+z)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 02, 2026 10:10 PM (/ly7b)
Posted by: TRex - excavator dino at June 02, 2026 10:10 PM (qSk0U)
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 02, 2026 10:10 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 10:10 PM (6D7dZ)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2026 10:09 PM (v9dxg)
OK, I laughed out loud!
Posted by: Doof at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (QMAsf)
But, damn, what a great album. I reckon there is a nostalgia factor involved. Played it a lot on our vacation trip down south when I was a kid.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (NgPv+)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (SRRAx)
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I'm just impressed that there's an equipment rental lot that will rent an excavator to a guy who's rip-roaring drunk.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (gpQ8/)
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 02, 2026 10:09 PM (g14+z)
Even worse if she wanted a divorce because she was cheating.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 10:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:12 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 10:12 PM (NFX2v)
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Adams Apple is the most perfect rock song ever written.
FIGHT ME
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 10:12 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: Case at June 02, 2026 10:12 PM (4Pn+V)
He was only destroying HIS half of the house.
Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:13 PM (kU0PQ)
'Tis the end of an odd day, and I'm yawning and ready to hit the pillow soon. The Bekins guy came by this morning to video my apartment and its furniture. They estimate about $4500 if I have them pack some of the stuff; if not, it would be less, and the actual weight could change the calculation too. Compared to loading a truck myself, even with the help of some hired labor, I think it might be worth while to let them pack certain things.
Otherwise, I'm off to the eyeglass place tomorrow to see about getting some driving glasses; and the home inspection is supposed to occur on Thursday.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 10:13 PM (wzUl9)
Bay City Rollers? That's all I got.
Posted by: Joemarine at June 02, 2026 10:13 PM (y171U)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2026 10:13 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: TRex - excavator dino at June 02, 2026 10:10 PM (qSk0U)
15 Thanks for another great ONT, Doof!
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 02, 2026 10:10 PM (Jr+re)
Howdy X2!
Posted by: Doof at June 02, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Frenchman at June 02, 2026 10:13 PM (Q+gd/)
But it doesn't have the star shape that allows for catching zombies in a cross-fire from any side...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:13 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Case
The only time you'd find me on my back in the shower with my legs over my head would be due to a terrible fall.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (6D7dZ)
nobody goes there anymore- it's too crowded
seriously- human beings have to take turns riding buses to and from, just to stand there and take that picture
Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (ZxPkt)
Fuck Colorado.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (gpQ8/)
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (77rzZ)
Solid effort. Almost as good as Miklos signing "Doof of Earl" almost nightly.
Posted by: Doof at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (u/oMr)
Maybe he's a contractor. He knew how to drive and work it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Case
The only time you'd find me on my back in the shower with my legs over my head would be due to a terrible fall.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (6D7dZ)
My back would be broken...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2026 10:15 PM (v9dxg)
If it is viral their Da is in Australia and an entire day's flight away. They have now gotten sick twice in six weeks the minute he is in the air. So we step in and then I get sick and the circle will go unbroken until it is.
May, one of my favorite months of the year, is a total blur. Surely things will change soon. It will. Begorrah.
There. I feel better now.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 10:15 PM (WONhk)
Appropriate Use
Won't get fooled again
https://bit.ly/appropriate-use
A mindful webworks illustration remix
Posted by: mindful webworker - whopee at June 02, 2026 10:15 PM (kU8xu)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2026 10:15 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 10:16 PM (NgPv+)
Is he in the shower with you?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2026 10:16 PM (kpS4V)
Appropriate Use
Won't get fooled again
https://bit.ly/appropriate-use
A mindful webworks illustration remix
Posted by: mindful webworker - whopee at June 02, 2026 10:15 PM (kU8xu)
Oooh...my anti-malware/virus/firewall just said it was a dangerous link...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:16 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 02, 2026 10:16 PM (/ly7b)
Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:17 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at June 02, 2026 10:17 PM (bfy6w)
I haven't watched 60 Minutes in so long that I wouldn't have know who Scott Pelley was unless he'd gotten fired.
Congratulations, Scott Pelley!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 10:18 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Case at June 02, 2026 10:18 PM (4Pn+V)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 10:18 PM (edUvp)
I do feel like we've been tied to The Whipping Post today and for a month of horrors I haven't even mentioned.
I may have a reason to live now.
Very fitting. Thanks, doof.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 10:18 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Ducks for Trump at June 02, 2026 10:19 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: mindful webworker - I just use a washcloth at June 02, 2026 10:20 PM (kU8xu)
Nick Shirley on Gutfeld
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
==============
Lawrence O'Donnell on Rachel Maddow.
I'm rolling in slop tonight just for fun.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 10:20 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 10:22 PM (6D7dZ)
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:22 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - whew at June 02, 2026 10:23 PM (kU8xu)
WAY too many gates for a zombie apocalypse. Way too many gates even for a good fortress.
Is that supposed to be an electrified fence around the place? Looks flimsy. I guess it might slow down the first wave of zombies, but the rest of them will just walk right over all their friends.
No overhangs on any of those walls or corner towers. You need something to pour down the boiling oil/gasoline/whatever.
Also, on the one side it really should be right up against the water. The zombies then have to climb the bank AND the wall. (The water itself won't stop zombies. It might stop Nazgul, though, if it moves fast enough.)
I'd buy it, though. If it weren't in Russia. A good sized keep would fit inside that very nicely.
Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:24 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 10:24 PM (RCjYY)
Mike and The Mechanics was that side project. Cannot remember that singers name. He had an amazing voice.
youtu.be/5hr64MxYpgk
Paul Carrick?
Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at June 02, 2026 10:24 PM (bfy6w)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 10:24 PM (edUvp)
Um…
This is after dropping the soap?
Posted by: mindful webworker - I just use a washcloth at June 02, 2026 10:20 PM (kU8xu)
Punchline: "Oh, then you're not gonna like Thursdays..."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:25 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:25 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 10:25 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 10:12 PM (NFX2v)
Correct. Wonder how you would do with the other 25 questions.
Posted by: Doof at June 02, 2026 10:26 PM (QMAsf)
don't try that at the Y
Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:25 PM (ZxPkt)
I have a detachable showerhead...no need to get in the rectal suntanning position...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:27 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 10:27 PM (edUvp)
Posted by: A Great White Shark at June 02, 2026 10:28 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 02, 2026 10:28 PM (R86kT)
A mindful webworks illustration remix
Posted by: mindful webworker - whopee
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Ofaux the Lightbringer can't even come up with an original design for his - is it really a library?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 10:29 PM (NgPv+)
I haven't watched 60 Minutes in so long that I wouldn't have know who Scott Pelley was unless he'd gotten fired.
Congratulations, Scott Pelley!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Is Andy Rooney still there?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)
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For when you need your balls to be at their very cleanest.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 10:30 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
......
La dee da ! Friggin' one percenters.
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 10:30 PM (oq9dX)
Those penguin whisperers, however…
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:22 PM (77rzZ)
Otters are an anal bunch...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:31 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)
Only his eyebrows.
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:31 PM (WNOcj)
I haven't watched 60 Minutes in so long that I wouldn't have know who Scott Pelley was unless he'd gotten fired.
Congratulations, Scott Pelley!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Is Andy Rooney still there?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)
He still votes DEM.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:32 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 10:33 PM (NgPv+)
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:33 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Yeah, I have never sprung for the $$ to get the S on HTTP. There's nothing dangerous at mindfulwebworks.com except the potential psychic damage from the content itself.
I get the warning on my cell, but there's a link to punch through anyway.
Posted by: mindful webworker - look out! it's mindless at June 02, 2026 10:33 PM (kU8xu)
Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 10:34 PM (dIske)
Viruses, fevers, earaches, vomiting, diarrhea, oozing eyes, rashes, thrush, coughing, you name it.
Kids are fucking disease infested vermin.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 10:35 PM (cjIOW)
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For when you need your balls to be at their very cleanest.
Posted by: Cicero
Looks like a page from the "how to use the anti-radiation shower" manual, from a Fallout x Leisure Suit Larry crossover game.
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)
I always figured the Clinton Presidential Library in Little Rock would be the ideal place to organize and run a narcotics distribution ring.
NOBODY goes there! Undercover lawmen would be instantly identifiable just by their mere presence.
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 10:37 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:37 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 10:37 PM (NgPv+)
Posted by: nurse ratched
They develop immune systems eventually.
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2026 10:37 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Alanah Pearce, author for the new Goddess of War at June 02, 2026 10:37 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Yeah, I have never sprung for the $$ to get the S on HTTP. There's nothing dangerous at mindfulwebworks.com except the potential psychic damage from the content itself.
I get the warning on my cell, but there's a link to punch through anyway.
Posted by: mindful webworker - look out! it's mindless at June 02, 2026 10:33 PM (kU8xu)
The funny thing is, even though I click "Go Anyway", it still blocks me...like I can't control it.
Malware Checker: "I've blocked it! It's Dangerous! Go if you want to!"
Me: "Okay, lets go"
Malware Checker: "I've blocked it! It's Dangerous! Go if you want to!"
Me: "Okay, lets go...Really, Let me go!"
Malware Checker: "I've blocked it! Are you F**king Retarded?"
Me: "..."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:38 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Doof at June 02, 2026 10:38 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: nurse ratched
They develop immune systems eventually.
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2026 10:37 PM (VHUov)
_______________________
I didn't mind that as much as all the inadvertant suicide attempts.
Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 10:38 PM (dIske)
Good news, my team still came in second bb
Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (2WIwB)
That IS rough! Yikes.
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 10:24 PM (RCjYY)
**************
DIL has a remote job of importance doing something in leadership with a DC company. And juggling all this. She's who I feel bad for... and she's unflappable like our Teresa. Calm, soft spoken, and lovely.
Today was their anniversary and I texted our son she deserves jewels and a spa day as he does whatever in Sydney. It is a big business bash trip and he'd better be thankful he married a sweetheart and good mother.
I'd be calling him home if one more kid got sick (and she did last month but he was in DC and came home in time for our boy's appendectomy which was not the virus ripping through the rest of us).We are a very calm family.
Last month we had major plumbing damage and I barely batted an eyelash when my husband told me in the midst of my imaginary cholera. Might as well burn the house down. The guys are working quickly in the basement to restore parts of walls yesterday and tomorrow and will paint as well (which is a surprise because I thought we would).
This was an added special treat for hell month, the plumbing issue.
So I figure we are due now for some good times.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (WONhk)
A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.
Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)
cruel but fair
what little I have seen of Pelley, clips online and such, he came across as a nasty little prick
go start a podcast, fuckstick
Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:40 PM (ZxPkt)
Owner installed a vodka dispenser in the outer lobby. Courage juice ain't free!
Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 10:40 PM (L2zfd)
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 10:40 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: Bulg
I'm not saying we stopped up the drains in the women's dorm showers and everyone got soaped up and ran, slid and slide all over the place a few times.
But I'm not saying we didn't either.
Seems like a dream nowadays.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 10:40 PM (6D7dZ)
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ATTICA
ATTICA
Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:41 PM (ZxPkt)
A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.
Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)
E Gads. What's wrong with people...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:41 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 10:42 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 10:42 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 10:43 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: four seasons
......
Well he's not going escape on a high speed train.
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 10:43 PM (oq9dX)
A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.
Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)
E Gads. What's wrong with people...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I blame participation trophies.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 10:43 PM (cjIOW)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 02, 2026 10:43 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: four seasons
Shoot the hostages. —Jack Traven
Posted by: mindful webworker - ex speed iancy at June 02, 2026 10:44 PM (kU8xu)
Mike Rutherford, perhaps.
Had no idea about the Eagles thing though. He most likely brought class to those chart-chasing, top 40 wannabes…
Posted by: Gunslinger at June 02, 2026 10:44 PM (HZfH/)
Me: "Okay, lets go"
Malware Checker: "I've blocked it! It's Dangerous! Go if you want to!"
Me: "Okay, lets go...Really, Let me go!"
Malware Checker: "I've blocked it! Are you F**king Retarded?"
Me: "..."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:38 PM (l3cgK)
This too, is the story of every good doer Lefty in existence.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2026 10:45 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)
E Gads. What's wrong with people...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:41 PM (l3cgK)
Everyone has a short fuse nowadays.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 10:45 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Happy at June 02, 2026 10:45 PM (DwQxJ)
A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.
Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)
E Gads. What's wrong with people...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I blame participation trophies.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 10:43 PM (cjIOW)
Maybe he couldn't afford his lopadicktomy...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:45 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)
Yes. In a jar, on a shelf.
Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:45 PM (kU0PQ)
...
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Obligatory:
youtube.com/watch?v=_3eC35LoF4U
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 10:45 PM (NgPv+)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 02, 2026 10:45 PM (VCgbV)
Everyone has one time or soon enough.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 10:43 PM (RIvkX)
In 1980 there was a Bar right outside Ft. Gordon GA, named... the Whippin Post...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2026 10:46 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)
Yes. In a jar, on a shelf.
Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:45 PM (kU0PQ)
But not on Ace's shelves...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:46 PM (l3cgK)
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Does the bomb say ACME on it anywhere?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 10:46 PM (u/oMr)
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For when you need your balls to be at their very cleanest.
Posted by: Cicero
Looks like a page from the "how to use the anti-radiation shower" manual, from a Fallout x Leisure Suit Larry crossover game.
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)
LOL. Potential thread winner.
Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:46 PM (kU0PQ)
Chase needs to hire someone like that woman motel clerk in 'No Country for Old Men' that is talking smack to Anton Chigurh to deal with bomb boy.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 10:47 PM (6D7dZ)
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Dad called me Dammit
Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:47 PM (ZxPkt)
A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.
Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)
________________________
Money, oh yeah, it's all there in the safe...go ahead and load up...I'll watch the door for you...(wink wink)
Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 10:48 PM (dIske)
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 10:48 PM (RCjYY)
Viruses, fevers, earaches, vomiting, diarrhea, oozing eyes, rashes, thrush, coughing, you name it.
Kids are fucking disease infested vermin.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 10:35 PM (cj
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Agree. But I risk it all for my sweet and beautiful grands. A suicide mission for me. Risky bidness.
I refused to go to peds as a nursery RN because I'd always get sick if they tried to pull me. I told them oh, hell, no.
But when they are yours you do whatever. This all started last month when the baby harfed on me. As I typically don't get GI stuff I wasn't fazed. I got the virus but didn't shoot the deputy (a take on Eric Clapton's song. Starting to hallucinate).
https://tinyurl.com/3r82uf4u
Now I should be writing my last will, I suppose. Give the baby the emeralds as her birthstone is peridot. Other girlie gets the sapphires for her blue eyes (March bday or amethyst...I do have one pair of amethyst earrings).
If something should render me worse there's my will up there.
It will be better soon.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 10:48 PM (WONhk)
Owner installed a vodka dispenser in the outer lobby. Courage juice ain't free!
Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 10:40 PM (L2zfd)
Horrible design though... once they reach the walls, there is no flanking fire so they can use those walls as cover themselves.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2026 10:48 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Gunslinger at June 02, 2026 10:48 PM (HZfH/)
Posted by: Don Black
It wasn't until I left home at 18 that I figured out my first name wasn't "Stunad!".
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 10:48 PM (6D7dZ)
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He tried to get there on the bullet train but then he found out there wasn't one.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 10:49 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 10:49 PM (gKWVE)
A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.
Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)
That Platner is a busy guy.
Posted by: Reno_NV_Dave at June 02, 2026 10:50 PM (XTURA)
Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)
Chase, you say? Anyone interested in getting him out? Nah, didn't think so.
Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:50 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 10:50 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:47 PM (ZxPkt)
"No, dad, HE's Damnit, I'm Jesus Christ!"
Worst whoopin' I ever got.
5 quatloos to the person who can name that comedian.
Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:52 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 10:18 PM (edUvp)
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Bye, Felicia!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 10:53 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 02, 2026 10:54 PM (uTEOj)
< 4 min
Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:54 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Case at June 02, 2026 10:55 PM (4Pn+V)
I am hoping for another couple of batches until it gets hot enough to stop making decent stems.
(do not eat rhubarb leaves, they are not good for you)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 10:56 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 10:56 PM (RCjYY)
A year and a half ago when I was in the hospital with a fistula of abcessed large and small intestine. Almost killed me. If they hadn't had me all wired up because I was tachycardic, they wouldn't have come in when my O2 sat dropped below 70%...the few times it did while I was sleeping before they made me wear the O2 line when sleeping.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:56 PM (l3cgK)
She uses your first name and your brother's middle name.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 10:56 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 02, 2026 10:56 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:57 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 10:57 PM (W5mpo)
Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:57 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:58 PM (77rzZ)
Tommy Callahan?
Posted by: Gunslinger at June 02, 2026 10:58 PM (HZfH/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 10:58 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 10:40 PM (oq9dX)
**************
Encouraging. Probably next on the menu along with black plague or a tick disease from the Congo of Mississippi.
We got home Wed night and I was half dead, pushing through the near cholera to visit my 95yr old mother. The first text as we got to NOLA airport was that the power was off on the farms (generator power only for fridge and lights). I told my brother: find us a hotel. He did and it was really grand with a rolling river for the kids. And AC. I am no pioneer woman with the dregs of cholera. It was restored in 2 days and we rolled with it, all ten of us gypsies from the West and FL. I was the closest to death I've been in awhile, I think. Keep calm and carry on.
On the bright side I don't live in the UK.
My husband and I rarely argue about anything. Today was so special he got ornery with me in the car with the tumbling grandgirl and sickish grandson. I glared at him from the backseat. The green lasers of doom. A few minutes passed and he apologized.
Things will get better, dammit.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 10:58 PM (WONhk)
youtube.com/watch?v=_3eC35LoF4U
Posted by: Braenyard
Isn't that obligatory for every CBD First World Problems post?
Posted by: mindful webworker - nuke it from orbit at June 02, 2026 10:59 PM (kU8xu)
A year and a half ago when I was in the hospital with a fistula of abcessed large and small intestine. Almost killed me. If they hadn't had me all wired up because I was tachycardic, they wouldn't have come in when my O2 sat dropped below 70%...the few times it did while I was sleeping before they made me wear the O2 line when sleeping.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:56 PM (l3cgK)
Wow.
I hereby erase all my whines. Hope you are much, much better. Blows potential viral kisses at you.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:00 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 11:01 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:02 PM (RCjYY)
I hereby erase all my whines. Hope you are much, much better. Blows potential viral kisses at you.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:00 PM (WONhk)
Yes, better. Brown-bagged for a year before they reconnected the rest of the piping. Still have some residual issues, and I need to stop eating so much salt! My feet have been swelling up like bullfrogs...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:03 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Bulg
I crabbed to my wife once that she snores. She told me no one else mentioned it.
Hey, wait a minute. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 11:03 PM (6D7dZ)
Fuck Colorado.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (0aYVJ)
My family was one of the 1st 15 in Aspen, and ranched and guided around the area for ages. Aspen's still a beautiful place, but it's also now a toxic waste dump of some of the worst humans on the planet. Makes me ill just thinking about setting foot in the town, the ski areas, or the US Forest.
Nowadays you have to have reservations just to get in to see Maroon Bells.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at June 02, 2026 11:04 PM (JcF+m)
Makes a fan wish they were in the arena for the Hunger Games instead.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 11:04 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:47 PM (ZxPkt)
"No, dad, HE's Damnit, I'm Jesus Christ!"
Worst whoopin' I ever got.
5 quatloos to the person who can name that comedian.
Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:52 PM (kU0PQ)
Bill Cosby!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (SRRAx)
Bob Marley originally. I swear it was in self-defense.
https://youtu.be/oe2hdbft5-U
Posted by: mindful webworker - nuke it from orbit at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (kU8xu)
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)
LOL. Potential thread winner.
Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:46 PM (kU0PQ)
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Agree.
Where did doof find this I wonder. HomosRUs?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2026 10:48 PM (mP0Kj)
And the vodka is free!
Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (L2zfd)
I did get a bad cold once, about ten years ago, right in time for a vacation to Yellowstone. It sucked, but I was not gonna give up. I even got laryngitis. The missus joked that it was nice to not have to hear me talk; but then she said, I wish you could talk. Apparently, my random monologues are soothing, or something.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (NgPv+)
Posted by: Bulg
I crabbed to my wife once that she snores. She told me no one else mentioned it.
Hey, wait a minute. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 11:03 PM (6D7dZ)
Hah!
Wife snored, but I was worse. My snoring woke me up at least once, and many times the snoring is incorporated into my dreams...
Oh, I also have moderate Sleep Apnea...was diagnosed after my hospital stay 1 1/2 years ago...machine? What machine?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:06 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Bulg
I crabbed to my wife once that she snores. She told me no one else mentioned it.
Hey, wait a minute. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 11:03 PM (6D7dZ)
It never bothered me
Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 11:07 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)
LOL. Potential thread winner.
Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:46 PM (kU0PQ)
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Agree.
Where did doof find this I wonder. HomosRUs?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (WONhk)
No, that comes with the Gloryhole shower wall attachment...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:07 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: pookysgirl is not surprised it's the Rockies at June 02, 2026 11:07 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Case at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (4Pn+V)
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Speaking as a husband, Yes, Dear.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (RIvkX)
LOL...them's fighting words if you use the wrong tone...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 10:34 PM (dIske)
Yup. He was lead vocalist on their big hit song from 1974..."How Long (Has This Been Going On)".
Posted by: Joemarine at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (y171U)
youtube.com/watch?v=_3eC35LoF4U
Posted by: Braenyard
Isn't that obligatory for every CBD First World Problems post?
Posted by: mindful webworker - nuke it from orbit at June 02, 2026 10:59 PM (kU8xu)
Who had the snake scare this weekend? It might be an option for her as well.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 11:09 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (5rh/l)
I believe so.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:09 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Kel Varnson at June 02, 2026 11:09 PM (kXx/t)
Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (5rh/l)
I believe so.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:09 PM (l3cgK)
But not the boxes in Teslas....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 11:10 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:10 PM (/+uur)
Yes, that is very cool. But the barren mountains near Vegas…you can see this too, but they come from different directions. Can’t figure…
Posted by: Gunslinger at June 02, 2026 11:10 PM (HZfH/)
Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (5rh/l)
The polls will close when they have secure the proper votes.
See Harris county 2022.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:10 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (l3cgK)
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'That wasn't the first thing I typed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:11 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:11 PM (77rzZ)
returns/governor
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:11 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Yeah. I've lived here for 50 years. I so loved it! Now I feel like I'm too old to move...whatsa girl to do?
😕
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 02, 2026 11:11 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:12 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Yeah. I've lived here for 50 years. I so loved it! Now I feel like I'm too old to move...whatsa girl to do?
😕
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 02, 2026 11:11 PM (uTEOj)
Build a Zombie fortress?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:13 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Me, but it wasn't really a scare. I was more worried about the snake.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (UciVW)
Mom's 80th birthday is this year in October. I was trying to think of a fitting gift and then I remembered something.
Before I was born, Mom and Dad exchanged cassette letters with Grandma and Grandpa in El Paso. The ones I have are all from Grandma and Grandpa. They are all dated from 1970. The tapes themselves seem to be in decent condition considering they are 5 years older than I am. I listened to them WAY back, maybe 11 or 12.
The content is mostly just daily stuff from what I recall. Grandpa talking about the civil service (he was retired from the Army at the time.) Grandma talking about books and movies. My aunt is on there too as I think it would be 11 or 12 year old.
I am going to try to get them restored and digitized. Does anyone have any recommendations for a reputable place that can not only convert them, but be able to repair/restore them? There are a lot of places online, but I do not want to send them to just any yahoo.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (bss/y)
And that rim dropped about 13,000 years ago.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (WONhk)
Boy, I have some of you people fooled 😂😂😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (UciVW)
Chicago Transit was only slightly better band.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:15 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:15 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2026 11:16 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 02, 2026 11:16 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: Bulg
......
Because they never fart.
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 11:16 PM (oq9dX)
Wife is looking for something in her suitcase, clad in t-shirt and skivvies. I am also packing for the road. I walk to the other side of the room.
Wife: Hey!
Me: What?
Wife: Why didn't you smack my ass just now?
Me: ----
I kinda like this broad.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 11:17 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:15 PM (l3cgK)
mmm mmmm mmmmm
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:17 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (UciVW)
Marlin Perkins: Here we see CBD in his natural habitat, with his banhammer. Jim is going to get a little closer, to observe how the banhammer works on NJ Transit, when properly wielded.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 11:18 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (RIvkX)
LOL...them's fighting words if you use the wrong tone...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (l3cgK)
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When he gets the green lasers of doom he surrenders without a fight. Because he knows, oh, he knows what will happen once our grandchildren go home. Smart man I married.
We seriously have a great time normally for almost 50yrs since we met. Once I got past a couple of PMS hissy fits in the distant past it's been smooth sailing.
I was feeling pretty ornery at the time as well with our beloved grands we did not expect for take out dinner and headache whines. But never let them see you sweat or that anything is wrong.
Girlie requested "I Want to Know What Love Is" by Foreigner and we sang to this instead of a war of the grandparents on Special Virus Week.
I could use a drink but it's late and am going to watch a senseless show on Amazon and pass out.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:18 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 11:18 PM (NgPv+)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 11:18 PM (rm3p6)
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:18 PM (77rzZ)
Wife is looking for something in her suitcase, clad in t-shirt and skivvies. I am also packing for the road. I walk to the other side of the room.
Wife: Hey!
Me: What?
Wife: Why didn't you smack my ass just now?
Me: Those are the same boxers my friends wears when he changes at the golf club
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:20 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:20 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (UciVW)
I don't think I ever used that shit. Well, maybe a few train rides into NYC in the 80's to MSG when bands worth a shit played there. Other than that, no. Thinking about it, I was never on one of their buses.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 11:21 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:21 PM (BI5O2)
Well, he threw up in the box he's had since before he was adopted, and it became unacceptable. (Note: he has used this box more than I have used the item that came in it.)
I had another box. Coincidentally, that box also contained something yet to be used. I placed it next to the old box.
And he decided the new box was the new box.
I kind of think that's progress. Now, I just need to buy something else I'll never use, and make sure it is shipped in the right box.
For the future.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 02, 2026 11:21 PM (CHHv1)
We have a launch in the morning.
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 10-43
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: June 3, 2026
Launch Time: 6:11 a.m. EDT (1011 UTC, 12:11 CEST)
https://youtu.be/531qU6x_3TQ
Posted by: Joyenz at June 02, 2026 11:22 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (UciVW)
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Someone missed the last train.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:23 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
>When I wash my ass, I have a showhead on an umbilical to avoid compromising and dangerous gymnastics.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 11:23 PM (D1E+2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 11:23 PM (bss/y)
NJ 12 - Dr. Hamawy, endorsed by over 30 organizations and elected leaders like Senators Tammy Duckworth and Bernie Sanders, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and the Congressional Progressive Caucus PAC.
More fu*kery.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 11:23 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:18 PM (77rzZ)
"Hobo Dropping Doodoo", painted by neo-impressionist Los Angeles artist Vincente de Gogh. Note the tastefully discarded human ear resting diagonally against the pristine unused portapotty on the left side
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 11:24 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 11:25 PM (EuUgR)
34% less voters
No taxes no vote
30.5% less voters
Number of voter that have received welfare
45% less voters
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:25 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:25 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Wait until FIFA. Then you'll really want it f*cked.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 11:26 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:26 PM (77rzZ)
We snuffle. And it’s cute and endearing.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 11:25 PM (EuUgR)
My wife does not always snore, but when she does, it is epic. And sinus-related.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 11:26 PM (0aYVJ)
Fun Fact: The song sounds like it's about a man finding out his woman is cheating him. It's actually about the song writer finding out one of the members of the band was secretly talking to a different band about joining them.
Posted by: Clam Slammer at June 02, 2026 11:26 PM (V362x)
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My mom never has. She snores as loud as a coal-fired steam engine. That's actually not fair. Coal-fired steam engines aren't so loud. I just use it as an analogy for the *quality* of the noise, not the volume. In terms of decibels, it's closer to a jet engine. Not a small one, either.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:26 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: tankdemon
That name sailed right past me.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 11:27 PM (W5mpo)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 11:24 PM (gKWVE)
Pining for the naked dude on the ottoman
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:27 PM (/+uur)
Swallowswell has 0.4 pct pct of the vote.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 11:28 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:25 PM (RCjYY)
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That would be Ciampino z"l
Joyenz' dad.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:28 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2026 11:28 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 02, 2026 11:29 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 02, 2026 11:29 PM (uTEOj)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 11:30 PM (W5mpo)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at June 02, 2026 11:30 PM (yTvNw)
Seriously, who the f**k is voting for Tom Steyer?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 11:30 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:30 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 02, 2026 11:29 PM (u/oMr)
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Actually, I just ran a diagnostic level 5 and it looks fine.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 02, 2026 11:30 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (UciVW)
I don't think I ever used that shit. Well, maybe a few train rides into NYC in the 80's to MSG when bands worth a shit played there. Other than that, no. Thinking about it, I was never on one of their buses.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 11:21 PM (snZF9)
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Twenty yrs ago we were in Newark so my dude could talk to a MD there about a weird back thing he has from long distance running. What a hellhole. I was freaked out the entire two days.
We were due in NYC and were going to take a train from the hellish Penn Station in Newark. Total strangers we met in the NJ Hospital heard us talking and said,no, we will give you a ride to Bergen,NJ. Couple our age. I was riding along and thought: "We could disappear and no one would know where we are." They put us on a train to NYC and seemed nice. I hadn't thought of that in years!
A couple of blocks from hotel near Penn Station in Newark, around noon, a snarling cop told us it was safe as daytime. Within 5min a moose limb taxi driver ululated at me and patched out, and we met a bunch of hookers.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:31 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:31 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 02, 2026 11:32 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 11:32 PM (XV/Pl)
Today was the 60th anniversary of the landing of Surveyor I lunar lander mission. This was all part of paving the way for the manned landings. Here's some of the pictures taken. These were our first pictures from the surface of the Moon.
t.ly/RIg2J
The damned Rooskies beat us on Feb of 1966 with their Luna 9 probe, but ours was really the first proper landing. Luna 9 was an airbag bouncy weeble-wobble thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 11:32 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:25 PM (RCjYY)
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That would be Ciampino z"l
Joyenz' dad.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:28 PM (RIvkX)
Also, Rickl. He posted the link to the 50th anniversary Apollo 11 stream, all of it. I spent almost two weeks watching it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 11:33 PM (0aYVJ)
There is no one Progs hate more the Billionaires
There is no one Progs LOVE more the Billionaires
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:33 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:33 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 11:34 PM (f0B73)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 11:21 PM (snZF9)
Stuck in Penn Station for 25 minutes. I missed two trains home while the crew jerked off. It add an hour to my trip.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:34 PM (I8o9E)
https://youtu.be/btozvL1QUow
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 11:34 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:34 PM (RIvkX)
I believe some of tbe Founders wanted to reserve voting rights for land/property owners only.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 11:35 PM (Ezs10)
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:35 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2026 11:35 PM (B0NCh)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
......
Gotta be the Retard demo. The Idiot demo is going for Becerra.
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 11:35 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:25 PM (RCjYY)
Rickl. Passed away in 2019.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 11:35 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:36 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 11:32 PM
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PATH is Port Authority not NJ Transit
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:36 PM (RIvkX)
Karen Ruth Bass*
NP
130,429 36.5%
Spencer Pratt
NP
108,193 30.3%
It changed about 8% just now
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:36 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:36 PM (BI5O2)
This guy here, "Lunar Module 5", has accelerated transcripts with videos of the Apollo and just about all the other NASA mission (Gemini, etc) of the glory days here:
t.ly/sKD7b
I've enjoyed those.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 11:36 PM (w6EFb)
I find out on Bus Grease Monkey the Greyhounds had a toilet that had a roof vent so in an enclosed garage space the smell was very likely.
Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 11:36 PM (f0B73)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 11:36 PM (Ezs10)
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:37 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 11:37 PM (ZVgZ4)
Didn't he also do The Paolo posts, or was that someone else?
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:30 PM (RCjYY)
The communal socks such as:
Paolo
Mary Cloggenstein
Amy Schumer
Michelle Fields
Sandra Fluke
Mr Paul Anka (I think this is just me now)
Carlos Mencia
Ben Rothelisberger
Are done by a LOT of people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 11:38 PM (bss/y)
candidate votes pct
Steve Hilton
GOP
842,558 26.2%
Xavier Becerra
Dem
836,733 26.0%
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:38 PM (/+uur)
California, I officially give up on you.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:38 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 11:39 PM (rm3p6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 11:38 PM (bss/y)
Nobody does it better
Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at June 02, 2026 11:39 PM (/+uur)
Democrats have been cheating long before Daley admitted it back in the day.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 11:39 PM (Ezs10)
California, I officially give up on you.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:38 PM (WONhk)
Or the totals are just flat out fake. LA is enemy territory- the commies own it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 11:40 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHUT UP WESLEY.
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at June 02, 2026 11:40 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 11:40 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:40 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 11:41 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHUT UP WESLEY.
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at June 02, 2026 11:40 PM (VHUov)
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Very meta.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:41 PM (RIvkX)
reality television star Spencer Pratt, a Republican who has received a nod of approval from President Donald Trump.
Not true
Trump has not endorsed
Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at June 02, 2026 11:41 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:41 PM (/+uur)
_-_
If your moral philosophy is the end justifies the means, well, of course they do.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 11:41 PM (rm3p6)
Posted by: Frogs for Bass at June 02, 2026 11:42 PM (oq9dX)
California, I officially give up on you.
-----
I live here and I give up on it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 11:42 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: Bulg
My husband complained once that I snored (my sinuses were stuffy). Mind you he always snores.
Anyway, out of the kindness of my heart I slept in the spare room that night.
Next day he said he couldn't sleep, semi-apologized, and never mentioned my snores again,
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 11:42 PM (dE3DB)
Tina Peters ( CO) is paroled after 600 days.
And, by a queer blue state gov guy! Something's up in Colo...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 02, 2026 11:43 PM (uTEOj)
California, I officially give up on you.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:38 PM (WONhk)
The makers of the Big Mouth Singing Bass are hoping she wins. They'll bring out the Big Mouth Singing B***h Bass with her voice.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 11:43 PM (qx7Zg)
https://tinyurl.com/terra-dome
Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 11:43 PM (rm3p6)
Is she really that popular with hispanics and Asian's?
The mind boggles.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 11:43 PM (XV/Pl)
Is she really that popular with hispanics and Asian's?
The mind boggles.
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It's her dreamy Cuban commie mystique.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 11:44 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:44 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Frogs for Bass at June 02, 2026 11:45 PM (oq9dX)
_-_
I sent Dear Guv a quick thank you...finally did the right thing...mostly.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 11:45 PM (rm3p6)
I want California to get what she has coming.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:44 PM (BI5O2)
Yaaaasssss.
Posted by: Big Hot Mashed Potatoes at June 02, 2026 11:46 PM (B0NCh)
Dem
824,901 26.3%
Steve Hilton
GOP
817,887 26.0%
///
Steyer at 19.5
Bianco (the other Rep) at 11.7
Porter at 5
If Swalwell had stayed in, things might look rather different. But he was all bluster.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 11:47 PM (W5mpo)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:34 PM (RIvkX)
*******************
I was seriously freaked out and not much fazes me. Have been to all of the UK,a good chunk of Europe, many US cities and wowzers. Those people were mean 20yrs ago (including the cop) and I can only imagine now.
To get back to the airport we could not find a gas station to fill up in the ghetto area we were in for reasons unknown. Then we get to the gas station and realize we can't pump gas. So husband goes into station and his business Visa was rejected, because the Visa could not believe we were in Newark, either.I started laughing hysterically until it took another card.
We tried to drive to see an Iris garden near Einstein's house one day to escape Newark. Not impressed. My grandmother's iris gardens were bigger. That completes our NJ tour as we ate at the hotel and I tried to stay close to it in hopes the mean cop would save me. He was not nice to Southern me and I am charming.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:47 PM (WONhk)
I want California to get what she has coming.
---------
She'll get CA moooooving again.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 11:47 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 11:47 PM (FtULh)
The votes for Bass have to be illegals. Who would vote for that ugly evil commie skank?
Women of Color
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 11:48 PM (Cqx++)
The votes for Bass have to be illegals. Who would vote for that ugly evil commie skank?
Women of Color
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 11:48 PM (Cqx++
Karens
Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 11:48 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 10:57 PM (W5mpo)
I was watching The Sopranos during its heyday when I first learned about The Wire. I dropped Tony and the gang like a hot potato and watched The Wire and never looked back. Sopranos was a true TV milestone - it ushered in the second golden age of TV. The Wire, however, was a better show IMO.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 02, 2026 11:48 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:49 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Jeff in Japan at June 02, 2026 11:49 PM (TFOdj)
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:50 PM (/+uur)
And the kinfolk said, “Dild, move away from there!”
They said, “‘WNBA’s” the place you outta be!’”
So, he loaded up the truck with a fuck of dildoes, see?
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:50 PM (77rzZ)
Hee hee
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 11:50 PM (oq9dX)
I'm looking here ( because "NBC" "News" is so "trustworthy"*
https://tinyurl.com/mzwrr82x
*sneer quotes max reached
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2026 11:51 PM (B0NCh)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 11:52 PM (rm3p6)
Hee hee
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 11:50 PM (oq9dX)
Those are rookie numbers.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 02, 2026 11:52 PM (B0NCh)
Hee hee
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For all the money he spent, his electoral campaign was utter horseshit. The most stale, witless, cliche political commercials you can possibly imagine.
Douchebag.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 11:52 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:34 PM (I8o9E)
Public transportation blows ass.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 11:54 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 11:54 PM (rm3p6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 11:54 PM (u/oMr)
Hee hee
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 11:50 PM (oq9dX)
Those are rookie numbers.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 02, 2026 11:52 PM (B0NCh)
I was really gonna weigh in on this, but...Kamala's got me beat!
Posted by: Jeb! at June 02, 2026 11:54 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 02, 2026 11:52 PM (B0NCh)
Workin' on it
Posted by: Virginia Democrats at June 02, 2026 11:54 PM (gKWVE)
Hee hee
--------
For all the money he spent, his electoral campaign was utter horseshit. The most stale, witless, cliche political commercials you can possibly imagine.
Douchebag.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 11:52 PM (u/oMr)
It happens.
Posted by: Michael Bloomberg for President 2020 at June 02, 2026 11:54 PM (wVcYX)
They shouldn't get to weasel out of it, now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:55 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 11:52 PM (u/oMr)
There will always be a Douchbag in the House of Lords.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:55 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Rex B at June 02, 2026 11:55 PM (rgnea)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2026 11:55 PM (B0NCh)
Posted by: John Cornyn For Senate at June 02, 2026 11:56 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Doof
Likely lousy, so I'll quit while I'm ahead.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 11:56 PM (NFX2v)
NJ has one of the highest tax rates in the nation...#1 or #2, depending on how you calculate it.
And they might have the worst transit system in the world.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:56 PM (8EoqE)
To get back to the airport we could not find a gas station to fill up in the ghetto area we were in for reasons unknown. Then we get to the gas station and realize we can't pump gas. So husband goes into station and his business Visa was rejected, because the Visa could not believe we were in Newark, either.I started laughing hysterically until it took another card.
We tried to drive to see an Iris garden near Einstein's house one day to escape Newark. Not impressed. My grandmother's iris gardens were bigger. That completes our NJ tour as we ate at the hotel and I tried to stay close to it in hopes the mean cop would save me. He was not nice to Southern me and I am charming.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:47 PM (WONhk)
If they were going to give jersey an enema thats where they would put it. Drive 30 minutes south and its like a different planet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 11:57 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:57 PM (/+uur)
>>If Bass wins, I hope her victory speech includes a Land Acknowledgement. *rolls eyes*
She only wins tonight if she can get over 50pct of the vote.
Otherwise it's a runoff with whoever comes in 2nd.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 11:57 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 11:54 PM (snZF9)
And NYC has fucked up driving in the city so badly that taking the train is by far the better choice.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:58 PM (8EoqE)
up to 46% votes counted and no channge
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:59 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:55 PM (BI5O2)
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We weaseling out of it like Porter releasing her corset.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 12:00 AM (RIvkX)
After the DEMs enlarge SCOTUS, abolish the electoral college, and make Puerto Rico the 51st state, they have plans for reforming the U.S. Senate. The Senate is undemocratic donchaknow. Requires attention!
Posted by: mnw at June 03, 2026 12:00 AM (RCjYY)
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