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Schumer would only say that the Democrats are going to beat Susan Collins. "I met with Graham Platner today," Schumer told reporters at his weekly news conference. "We're going to beat Susan Collins and take back the Senate."He also re-stated his endorsement of the Nazi. NC Research All the other Nazis are lining up behind their bearded beflanneled Reinhard Heydrich. By the way, I'm not going to be covering the California mayoral and gubernatorial elections tonight. California may take weeks to " " " count " " " the " " " votes. " " " They need to figure out how many they need to manufacture and then manufacture them. Democrats really enjoy "winning" "elections" in the 5th Quarter. The Police-Assisted Race Murder continues to cause controversy, for some reason. Cathy Newman, who was exposed for her low-IQ hackery by Jordan Peterson ("so you're saying women are lobsters..."), doesn't understand why anyone would feel "rage" at the murder of Henry Nowak. When asked what emotion she feels, she won't answer, and insists that she is the one doing the interviewing. But when her interview subject makes points she doesn't want made, she repeatedly interrupts him and now changes the nature of the discussion: Now it's not that she's interviewing him, so his words should be the star. Now they're having a conversation, and she should get to make all the political points she wants to make.
Matt GoodwinThere are many such posts on Twitter, pointing out that leftists declared that it was good to be angry -- and justifiable to riot -- after George Floyd committed suicide by eating all of the drug evidence against him now saying that people just need to accept that their lives are subject to the whim of whatever orc feels aggrieved today. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 06:26 PM (5rh/l) 2
I look forward to the CA election results in August.
Posted by: steevy at June 02, 2026 06:26 PM (YwEeS) 3
I nooded
Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 06:27 PM (5rh/l) 4
Oh, fuck all these guys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:27 PM (zZu0s) 5
You got any of that Corn on a Brown Cob?
Posted by: Graham Platner at June 02, 2026 06:28 PM (P0D9r) Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2026 06:28 PM (VHUov) 7
I kind of just expect LA to announce Bass is the clear winner without any totals the first day.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s) 8
Kathy Newman seems to have taken a few clue-by-fours to the head since Peterson gutted her act. Why they have her on television any more is a wonder.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (8avO+) 9
You got any of that Corn on a Brown Cob?
Posted by: Graham Platner at June 02, 2026 06:28 PM (P0D9r) Youd just eat it the wrong way. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s) 10
How big will they cheat to get this guy in?
Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 06:30 PM (vFG9F) 11
Schumer would only say that the Democrats are going to beat Susan Collins.
= = But... but... I'm one of you!! Posted by: Susan Collins at June 02, 2026 06:30 PM (m0WlR) Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (w6EFb) 13
The Poop Bandit seems to be getting a Lot of publicity. I am not of the opinion that All Publicity is Good Publicity.
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (Gqar8) Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (XuXeR) 15
Basu sounds like a good Irish name.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (amcLV) 16
No way they can allow Spencer to win. It's a one-party dictatorship brought to you by industrial strength vote fraud.
The constitution guarantees states to have a constitutional republic form of government . Someone should sue California. Because they ain't. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (l26NL) 17
Spoiler: They're sticking with the Communist Nazi serial adulterer welfare layabout aroused by the smell of human waste.
My boy cat ate the girl cat's turd once...he's forever a turd-eater in my book. It's like that joke about Fergus, not remembered for his bridge building or clock tower building, but for that one sheep he buggered... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (l3cgK) 18
"Aroused by the smell of human waste".
Now that's just sick. "I can't even" as the kids say. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (w6EFb) At least he didn't feed it to his wife-equivalent like Beto did. Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:32 PM (8avO+) 19
SCHUMER: "I endorsed Graham Platner."
"I was served a poo sandwich, and I didn't like the taste as much as some might, but I already ate it, and now I don't know what to do." Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 06:32 PM (gKWVE) 20
I sympathize with the family but I really give a damn about how they want people to react. People should be enraged and absolutely holding the police and government responsible.
You don't get change by letting this stuff pass. Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 06:32 PM (viF8m) 21
5 You got any of that Corn on a Brown Cob?
Posted by: Graham Platner at June 02, 2026 06:28 PM (P0D9r) Howdey Ho! Posted by: Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo at June 02, 2026 06:32 PM (l3cgK) 22
Is he really an oyster farmer? I thought yhat was some sort of poop fetish euphemism.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:32 PM (Vvh2V) 23
Iirc, Maine law allows the Dems to select their candyshould Platner drop out after the primary.
Could be a Kamala situation as Plan B, a totally fresh candidate. Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (4KUe5) 24
7 I kind of just expect LA to announce Bass is the clear winner without any totals the first day.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s) If only Shepherd Smith were around to call the election right now... Posted by: moki at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (wLjpr) 25
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"Aroused by the smell of human waste". Now that's just sick. "I can't even" as the kids say. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (w6EFb) Human bipede with Amber Heard? Posted by: Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (l3cgK) 26
No way they can allow Spencer to win. It's a one-party dictatorship brought to you by industrial strength vote fraud.
The constitution guarantees states to have a constitutional republic form of government . Someone should sue California. Because they ain't. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (l26NL) we have a constitution here in CA. it says we have to have a balanced budget every year. It doesn't say we have to math good. Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (8avO+) 27
"If it's the last thing I do, I'm going to see Collins beaten" said Schumer as Platner led him away to the camp
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (gQKJe) 28
Is he really an oyster farmer? I thought yhat was some sort of poop fetish euphemism.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:32 PM (Vvh2V) --------- Prairie oysters. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (amcLV) 29
What was the old Ron White joke about him asking his vet was there any way to stop his dog from eating turds. Vet gave him some pills to give the dog. Ron asked how did it work, and the vet replied it made them taste bad. "WTF?" was Ron's response. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 06:34 PM (w6EFb) 30
My short list of the worst candidates I've ever seen:
Fetterman Katie Hobbs Bob Dole Brandon Move over guys! Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:34 PM (l26NL) 31
24 7 I kind of just expect LA to announce Bass is the clear winner without any totals the first day.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s) If only Shepherd Smith were around to call the election right now... Posted by: moki at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (wLjpr) Whatever happened to Mr. Eyeliner, anyway? Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 06:34 PM (Gqar8) 32
What this also reveals is what a farce and psyop the "murder" of Floyd was.
And how the left uses race as a wedge to create chaos and violence. Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:34 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 06:35 PM (Sco7b) 34
I'm not going to be covering the California mayoral and gubernatorial elections tonight.
....... FOX News has already called the elections for Bass and Becerra Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 06:35 PM (UjdFS) 35
26 No way they can allow Spencer to win. It's a one-party dictatorship brought to you by industrial strength vote fraud.
The constitution guarantees states to have a constitutional republic form of government . Someone should sue California. Because they ain't. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (l26NL) we have a constitution here in CA. it says we have to have a balanced budget every year. It doesn't say we have to math good. Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (8avO+) A constitution's guarantees are only as good as the peoples' ability to enforce it... Mexico's Constitution has the right to arms...but you'll be arrested for an empty shell casing... Posted by: Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (l3cgK) 36
"We're going to beat Susan Collins and take back the Senate."
Schumer repeated the talking point multiple times. Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (RIvkX) 37
Polls close at 7:00. At 7:02, Karen Bass is declared the winner. At 7:05 - two months later - the vote totals are released. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (O0L8i) 38
Fuck you Platner.
I spit out a mouth full of blood during desert storm and never even bothered about the purple heart award stuff. Making sure my people were ok was far more important. It was another day in combat. And then came Mogadishu. Piss off you poser. Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (2WIwB) 39
Jew endorses nazi, what is this the UK?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (n5tGW) 40
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (amcLV)
I don't even want to ask! 😂 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (Vvh2V) 41
I kind of just expect LA to announce Bass is the clear winner without any totals the first day.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s) If only Shepherd Smith were around to call the election right now... Posted by: moki at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (wLjpr) ----------------- BREAKING: Fox News Has Called Arizona For Bass. Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 06:37 PM (DYnHh) 42
Whatever happened to Mr. Eyeliner, anyway? Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 06:34 PM (Gqar That's GUYliner, duh! And I have no idea. He flounced off Fox, was at CNN, I think, but they didn't like him either. Posted by: moki at June 02, 2026 06:37 PM (wLjpr) 43
@31 Shepard is spending more time with his family. Well, his boyfriend's butt anyway. Big month for them
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 06:37 PM (gQKJe) 44
I had to bug out and prepare lunch but I am back with a thought.
When I first heard the rivers of blood speech, I was surprised that Enoch Powell said something about how the young in England see no hope for the future and many plan to emigrate. Surprised because things were not so bad back then, but maybe in mill towns (where he was mostly talking about) it was already very bad. Many paki's imported as cheap mill labor. (the left made it all about "blacks" and the windrush 1000 or so and racism, not the 10s of thousands of pakis and cheap labor. In grad school I knew a few expats and I was even then surprised (80s) that many said there was no future and no upward mobility in UK. To become better than what you are born, you have to emigrate. Yesterday JJ links had an item that Britain got 1M migrants and 600K citizens leaving just last year! Decades of that, and mostly all that are left are serfs. All is lost. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 06:37 PM (CkUJU) 45
Human bipede with Amber Heard?
Posted by: Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (l3cgK) Welp, they say there's a woman for every man... and I guess they're right! Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 06:37 PM (iJfKG) 46
Bass and Becerra both look like frogs. We love 'em!
Posted by: Frogs for Bass at June 02, 2026 06:38 PM (UjdFS) Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 06:38 PM (/+uur) 48
34 I'm not going to be covering the California mayoral and gubernatorial elections tonight.
....... FOX News has already called the elections for Bass and Becerra Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 06:35 PM (UjdFS) There were several DOZEN candidates for Governor on the ballot...61 is the number I read online... Posted by: Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo at June 02, 2026 06:38 PM (l3cgK) 49
And then came Mogadishu. Piss off you poser. Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (2WIwB) Were you there, Diogenes? God bless you and thank you for your service in all theaters, but that...just, thank you. Posted by: moki at June 02, 2026 06:38 PM (wLjpr) 50
Spending $1 (R) on Pratt and Talliricos butt fucking or sexting or tats is stupid.
Just tell people they will vote against YOU every fuckin time. Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 06:39 PM (/+uur) 51
Henry's family doesn't have the right to tell us to ignore the circumstances that led to his death. I can be be outraged at what happened even if I am American and I never knew the kid.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 02, 2026 06:39 PM (THY4u) 52
Were you there, Diogenes? God bless you and thank you for your service in all theaters, but that...just, thank you.
Posted by: moki at June 02, 2026 06:38 PM (wLjp Yup. Was there. My honor to serve. Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 06:39 PM (2WIwB) 53
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (RIvkX)
Sounds like there ought to be some polling place observers put in place. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:39 PM (Vvh2V) 54
Not a big fan of these Interesting Times in which we are living.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 06:40 PM (0aYVJ) 55
"Paul" disgraces the name
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 06:40 PM (gKWVE) 56
Jew endorses nazi, what is this the UK?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (n5tGW) ---------------- Old York City has a nice ring to it. /Also, "THAT could be MY head in a basket ..." -- Longshsanks after Wallace's Sack of York Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 06:40 PM (DYnHh) 57
Being "hated in Maine" isn't the hit you think it is.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:41 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:41 PM (u82oZ) 59
They are just hoping not to catch Platner Fasciitis.
I mean, not that they don't like fascism, the just prefer to think of it as Scientific Population Management. So it's mainly if the words stay distant from them, they are quite okay with it. Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:42 PM (Fi81e) 60
If Sikhs get to carry their ceremonial knifes, then the Highlanders should get to wear their dirks, and the rest of Scots, Angles, Saxons, and Normans get daggers.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 06:42 PM (qx7Zg) 61
The only way I can work around this is to decide that they think they cannot beat Susan Collins, so they are just giving this guy his one chance then telling him "we tried our best now go away." Because, seriously. Really? This guy???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:42 PM (UZCuZ) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 06:42 PM (O0L8i) 63
Not a big fan of these Interesting Times in which we are living.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 06:40 PM (0aYVJ) --- You may not be interested in Interesting Times, but Interesting Times are interested in you. But not if they remove you as an obstacle. Then you're handled. Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:42 PM (Fi81e) 64
36 "We're going to beat Susan Collins and take back the Senate."
Schumer repeated the talking point multiple times. --- Some times it takes a nazi to take back the Rheinland... ummmm I mean the senate Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 02, 2026 06:43 PM (THY4u) 65
Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian
Alas, the universe is utterly indifferent to your concerns. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:41 PM (u82oZ) *kicks rock* I know. It just cheeses me off. Gawl! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 06:43 PM (0aYVJ) 66
MS Now - MAGA Warrior Bill Pullte - sorry spelling - as new Intel leader.
Panties in a wad because he has 'no intel experience.' 'No qualifications for the job.' Yeah, that's crazy. Like putting a community organizer as President of the US. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 06:43 PM (Sco7b) 67
by: Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo at June 02, 2026 06:38 PM (l3cgK
Good way to peel off votes against Bass. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:43 PM (Vvh2V) 68
the rest of Scots, Angles, Saxons, and Normans get daggers.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf It's been noted that "Saxon" is Germannic for sicario. It's literally part of Saxon culture to be armed. Posted by: gKWVE is, sadly, probably more Welsh at June 02, 2026 06:43 PM (gKWVE) 69
Don't be stupid, be a smarty:
Come and join the nazi party! Posted by: The Producers at June 02, 2026 06:43 PM (2hP3E) 70
Former senior police officer Neil Basu tells James O'Brien that he believes Nigel Farage is using Henry Novak’s death to score ‘political points'.
------------- No shit, Sherlock. What kind of a politician would he be if he didn't? Posted by: Decaf at June 02, 2026 06:44 PM (xpP6J) 71
16 No way they can allow Spencer to win. It's a one-party dictatorship brought to you by industrial strength vote fraud.
The constitution guarantees states to have a constitutional republic form of government . Someone should sue California. Because they ain't. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (l26NL) The Dems desperately need Pratt to finish third. So he and his supporters won't mercilessly continue to ridicule Bass and the LA Democrat Machine for another five months. I expect the 'official' voting results will have him finishing third. Behind Bass and the other Democrat. I will not be surprised if Bass officially gets more than 50 per percent. Then there will not be a subsequent election in November; Bass will be elected mayor in today's jungle primary. It's the safest course for the Democrats. They'll get Bass officially over 50 percent in a week or so, by hook or crook. Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 06:44 PM (5rh/l) 72
Jew endorses nazi, what is this the UK?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (n5tGW) --- This is what we call "No real standards". E. Coli Chuck has it in spades. Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:44 PM (Fi81e) Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:44 PM (Vvh2V) Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 06:45 PM (SRRAx) 75
"We're going to beat Susan Collins and take back the Senate."
Schumer repeated the talking point multiple times. - Today the Senate. Tomorrow the world! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2026 06:45 PM (M+D07) 76
My culture’s ceremonial instrument is a John Moses Browning creation.
Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (UYYJi) 77
Off, shitty sock...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (l3cgK) 78
Today is the 60th anniversary of the Surveyor 1 landing on the Moon. This was our first try and it worked like a charm. Unfortunately the Rooskies beat us there too by about 4 months, landing Luna 9 in Feb. They had the first satellite, first man, first orbiting man, and then first soft landing on the Moon. We took the lead soon after. Thank God. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (w6EFb) 79
69 Don't be stupid, be a smarty:
Come and join the nazi party! Posted by: The Producers at June 02, 2026 06:43 PM (2hP3E) Quoting a play about a movie about a play. ha Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (/+uur) 80
There were several DOZEN candidates for Governor on the ballot...61 is the number I read online...
Posted by: Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo ...... Yeah, over 60. One guy's name is Barack Obama Shaw or some shit. Another guy was Mohammad Arif Democratic Immigrants Organizer. My mail in ballot the whole first page was a list of the candidates, Steve Hilton was way at the end. Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (UjdFS) 81
Dems (hair on fire mode): THE TPUSA STAGE IS SHAPED LIKE AN ANCIENT TEUTONIC SYMBOL THAT SOMETIMES SHOWED UP IN NAZI SYMBOLOGY!!! Also Dems: Geez, it's only the tattoo that the Auschwitz guards wore!! Quiet down, Nazis. Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (Fi81e) 82
California may take weeks to " " " count " " " the " " " votes. " " "
--- Hey, we're working overtime now; Pass ten hours and it's double time. Got that? _Best Print Shop Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (NgPv+) 83
I'm beginning to think that the excitement in the UK might be why I'm getting recommendations for Viking music.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 06:47 PM (qx7Zg) 84
It's like we live in CrazyTown.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. Should've stayed away from the brown acid. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2026 06:47 PM (M+D07) 85
No way they can allow Spencer to win. It's a one-party dictatorship brought to you by industrial strength vote fraud.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (l26NL) --------------- It still depends on what is the margin of fraud. Posted by: Decaf at June 02, 2026 06:47 PM (xpP6J) 86
Lol. To be fair, the troll isn't quibbling that Platner is a racist, nazi thug. All that is ok because OrangeManBad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:47 PM (zZu0s) 87
Marxists know really how to find these people
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 06:47 PM (Ia/+0) 88
I'm beginning to think that the excitement in the UK might be why I'm getting recommendations for Viking music.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 06:47 PM (qx7Zg) --- Vikings and Beekeepers? Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (Fi81e) 89
Hi Teresa. I'll take this time to apologize for my comment in last night ONT where I was making a snide remark about a troll and not then considering other Pauls in the world who are better. (Paul Kagame for one, as well as yours.)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (gKWVE) 90
23 Iirc, Maine law allows the Dems to select their candyshould Platner drop out after the primary.
Could be a Kamala situation as Plan B, a totally fresh candidate. Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (4KUe5) I was wondering about that. It's like the Dems are laying the seeds for just that kind of thing to happen. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (SRRAx) 91
When this guy is ahead in the polls, you can really see how much Trump is hated in Maine
-------------- Every election Susan Collins trails in the polls (by like 10 points) and wins by 10 points. But keep fucking that chicken, Commie ... Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (DYnHh) 92
California may take weeks to " " " count " " " the " " " votes. " " "
--- Hey, we're working overtime now; Pass ten hours and it's double time. Got that? _Best Print Shop Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (NgPv+) They've had to downgrade. They're pirating copies of Broderbund Print Shop for Apple II. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 06:49 PM (qx7Zg) 93
Lol. To be fair, the troll isn't quibbling that Platner is a racist, nazi thug. All that is ok because OrangeManBad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:47 PM (zZu0s) --- They just don't see how much of the nose they have to do to make the connection in the other direction. They have those magic words: "just like" or "same as" Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:49 PM (Fi81e) 94
Decaf
I'd love it if the election processors were as sick of dysfunctional LA as Spencer Pratt is. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:49 PM (u82oZ) 95
Hey, we're working overtime now; Pass ten hours and it's double time. Got that?
_Best Print Shop --- Couldn't you just burn some? Posted by: L.A. at June 02, 2026 06:50 PM (Fi81e) 96
I'm beginning to think that the excitement in the UK might be why I'm getting recommendations for Viking music.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 06:47 PM (qx7Zg) --- Vikings and Beekeepers? Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (Fi81e) I haven't checked whether Amazon is recommending mead - yet. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 06:50 PM (qx7Zg) 97
They have to keep counting until the one the masters want it to be.
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0) 98
This guy is making that Furry feces pranking guy Beat-Off O'Rourke look NORMAL.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 06:50 PM (2GVsD) 99
These limp dick Brits are gonna have to go all Dumbledore's Army and start learning how to fight back in secret. Surely to God they can by some knives and start trying to defend themselves.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:50 PM (Vvh2V) 100
California may take weeks to " " " count " " " the " " " votes. " " "
--- Hey, we're working overtime now; Pass ten hours and it's double time. Got that? _Best Print Shop Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others Don't get caught with your pants down. Call us now! Posted by: 24 Hour Xerox Repair at June 02, 2026 06:51 PM (UjdFS) 101
Someone needs to go Vinland Saga on Britain by sacking Parliament and raping the Labour MPs before selling them into slavery.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (2GVsD) 102
My understanding the guy who is the current governor of Maine, I mean woman, dropped out but is still on the ballot. They'll drop him out and drop her in (like happened in New Jersey). He might even win. SHE!!! She might even win.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (l26NL) Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (u82oZ) 104
Iirc, Maine law allows the Dems to select their candyshould Platner drop out after the primary.
Could be a Kamala situation as Plan B, a totally fresh candidate. Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (4KUe5) I was wondering about that. It's like the Dems are laying the seeds for just that kind of thing to happen. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (SRRAx) --------------- Yep, after the NAZI is forced out before the end of the month, The Maine Democrat-Communists will install the current Governor Janet Mills (who "suspended" her campaign for The Senate) as their candidate. "WE HAD TO DESTROY DEMOCRACY IN ORDER TO SAVE IT!" Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (DYnHh) 105
Democrats have never been serious about anything.
... Except no matter what they want more of your money to spend. Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (Fi81e) 106
If I had to describe Cathy "so what you're saying is" Newman in one word, it would be "execrable."
Posted by: I'M CONDUCTING THIS INTERVIEW!!!! at June 02, 2026 06:53 PM (TbWk/) 107
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@KarenBassLA continues to attack acting as a job. Quite odd for the Mayor of LA to diminish the town’s #1 industry [California's #1 threat Nazi]_@RichardGrenell --- ELECTION DAY: just remember, if you want to save California, vote for Steve Hilton and Spencer Pratt. You must, however, do even more than that. The Democrats will have an army out there... [California's #2 threat Nazi]_@RealJamesWoods Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 06:54 PM (NgPv+) 108
OT:
Did a 45 hour fast from sat into Monday. It went better than I thought. Its strange. The first 36 hours was pretty easy. I was a bit fatigued when I woke up Monday morning, but not horrible. Side note: at hour 35 of a 45 hour fast and you are going to the grocery to get spinach, EVWRYTHING looks good. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:54 PM (zZu0s) 109
NEW: James Talarico’s church takes a portion of its money to support a variety of woke initiatives, including a group that puts on a trans summer camp and out-of-state travel for abortions
- Definite moderate. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2026 06:54 PM (M+D07) 110
It still depends on what is the margin of fraud.
Posted by: Decaf It's a one party dictatorship. The margin of fraud is whatever they say it is. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:54 PM (l26NL) 111
I am surprised as hell i walked out without pastry.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:54 PM (zZu0s) 112
I remember 1977-1979 and the Brits were all worked up about everyone being "rayciss" because the National Front did not want the blacks from the islands and other savage lands just up and emigrating to merry olde England. There were riots, The Clash wrote songs, people were accused, besmirched and be sodden over it.
Fast forward 40 plus years and the Jamaicans and blacks have disappeared to be replaced by the real savages from East Asia who come willy nilly to rape, kill and become Mayor of London. Posted by: England Is Dreaming at June 02, 2026 06:54 PM (z20w/) 113
Large Hadron Collider. I blame it for everything. Who knows what happening to the fabric of reality beyond what they can measure. The unknown unknown.
Like maybe Spenser? Posted by: From about That Time at June 02, 2026 06:55 PM (sl73Y) 114
California may take weeks to " " " count " " " the " " " votes. " " " They need to figure out how many they need to manufacture and then manufacture them.
no doubt they'll be lovingly drop-forged out of melamine by chinese slave labor. Posted by: anachronda at June 02, 2026 06:55 PM (sGtp+) 115
You can't stop the mephitic movement!
Posted by: Penguins For Platner at June 02, 2026 06:55 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 06:55 PM (VyBeY) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 06:55 PM (NgPv+) 118
Vikings and Beekeepers? Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (Fi81e) You rang? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4B_PY2vveQ Posted by: SCTV at June 02, 2026 06:55 PM (iJfKG) 119
Q: "Are you still supporting Graham Platner?"
SCHUMER: "I endorsed Graham Platner." == Fucking unreal. What a piece of garbage. Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (GD0B3) 120
Bill Maher wanted to talk about solar panels. You know, the important issues facing CA.
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (UjdFS) 121
Someone needs to go Vinland Saga on Britain by sacking Parliament and raping the Labour MPs before selling them into slavery.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (2GVsD) ... that might be a 'little' past the mark, Anna. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (zZu0s) 122
Doesn't hurt to remember that many of Maine's (*ahem, ahem*) newest voters think rubbing one out in an outhouse is perfectly normal. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (O0L8i) 123
For what it's worth...long lines this morning in LA when the polls opened. Californians don't get up early for anything. They don't even stick around for the end of a Dodgers game in a close game.
Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (dIske) 124
The family also said that it was unbearable and undeniable that we saw here Two Tier Policing. The family also said he wanted the Sikh knife exception repealed.
--- That little adjustment is not adequate. Let me suggest something that will actually help: Er'body needs gunz Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (THY4u) 125
I am surprised as hell i walked out without pastry. Posted by: Aetius451AD I do that too. Old age dementia for me. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (Cqx++) 126
All the other Nazis are lining up behind their bearded beflanneled Reinhard Heydrich.
== THey know how to pick'em ! Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 06:57 PM (GD0B3) 127
Platner is a symptom of the degradation of our culture.
I am sitting in Bryant Park, and it is wall to wall marijuana smoke and tatted uglies. What the hell happened to beautiful women wearing Dior suits elegantly smoking cigarettes while sexily balanced on 4" heels! Now get off my lawn! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 06:57 PM (W0fU/) 128
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (u82oZ
Hello! I trust you are well? And most excellent suggestions. I suspect a few score of Morons here could get a great deal of action started over the pond. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:57 PM (Vvh2V) 129
"WE HAD TO DESTROY DEMOCRACY IN ORDER TO SAVE IT!"
Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (DYnHh) --- We could otherwise consider it the death-rattle of a party how they have a chain of incidents where they are forced into decisions. They had to draft Biden into the race in 2020, because so many of the brand-name Dem voters didn't want anything to do with the radical side of the party that had begun to smell like bad fish. And then the rigged their party *from* having a primary doubling-down on Joe in 2024, until he utterly collapsed like we suspected he would, and then they crane-lifted Kamala who hadn't won a primary, and on and on it goes. Forced decisions and own-goals. Now, well we have to run Platner because--vetting be fucked! And we have to have somebody with some semblance of testosterone-which again--the elite Dems pretty much despise. Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:58 PM (Fi81e) 130
Nothing would be funnier than Pratt taking > 50% of the vote to avoid a runoff. Won't happen but that would be awesome
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 06:58 PM (gQKJe) 131
Good news, everyone! He's going moderate!
Betsy # @betsy2dre Platner was on KiK for over 3000 days & took his profile down literally last night. Didn't his campaign think that THAT might have been a problem?! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2026 06:59 PM (M+D07) 132
I liked the headline, Ace. It made me laugh.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 06:59 PM (ix8EF) 133
127 Platner is a symptom of the degradation of our culture.
I am sitting in Bryant Park, and it is wall to wall marijuana smoke and tatted uglies. What the hell happened to beautiful women wearing Dior suits elegantly smoking cigarettes while sexily balanced on 4" heels! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 06:57 PM (W0fU/) ___________________________ Used to eat lunch there every day (you're talking about Bryant Park in Manhattan, yes?). Every once in a while you'd have one of the more flamboyant type women decide that topless sunbathing was OK. I didn't object. Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 06:59 PM (dIske) 134
Platner was on KiK for over 3000 days & took his profile down literally last night. Didn't his campaign think that THAT might have been a problem?!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2026 06:59 PM (M+D07) --- For those who aren't counting, that's over 8 years. Over 8 years to whoopsie! be on a platform known for pedos. Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (Fi81e) 135
Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (Vvh2V) 136
When was the last time Platner posted on Kik? Maybe if we had what some other countries have, these things called "reporters", someone could pick up on that
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (gKWVE) 137
They had the first satellite, first man, first orbiting man, and then first soft landing on the Moon.
We took the lead soon after. Thank God. Posted by: publius They couldn't put a man on the Moon and couldn't even keep a man off the roof. Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (W5mpo) 138
Zoom out: Democrats are increasingly concerned about Platner's viability in a must-win Senate race and whether the revelations about the text messages represent the campaign's final embarrassment -- or merely its latest.
'Merely' is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (6ydKt) 139
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Doesn't hurt to remember that many of Maine's (*ahem, ahem*) newest voters think rubbing one out in an outhouse is perfectly normal. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh --- A woman runs toward a migrant and splashes water on him in anger after noticing that he’s pleasuring himself while watching her and her friend ... https://tinyurl.com/yckf5h5a Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (NgPv+) 140
Doesn't hurt to remember that many of Maine's (*ahem, ahem*) newest voters think rubbing one out in an outhouse is perfectly normal.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (O0L8i) --- JD Vance was WEIRD! Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (Fi81e) 141
>>I am sitting in Bryant Park, and it is wall to wall marijuana smoke and tatted uglies.
Wave at the webcam. Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (viF8m) 142
I did not know Platner was German...Notsees and feces fetishism...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (l3cgK) 143
Someone needs to go Vinland Saga on Britain by sacking Parliament and raping the Labour MPs before selling them into slavery.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (2GVsD) ... that might be a 'little' past the mark, Anna. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (zZu0s) They wouldn't have to go too far to sell them - just head for a no-go zone. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 07:02 PM (qx7Zg) 144
Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor Bigger step was legalizing alcohol, which FDR campaigned on. Now why would he do that? Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:02 PM (W5mpo) 145
Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (Vvh2V) Popular with me! Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:02 PM (GD0B3) 146
135 Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor --- One giant step for dumbing down. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (NgPv+) 147
There's a sickness in the Democrat party and it's a strong vibe of tribalism that does not promote self-awareness. They are savages.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (D1E+2) 148
145 Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (Vvh2V) Popular with me! Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:02 PM (GD0B3) And Me Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (FtULh) 149
145 Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (Vvh2V) Popular with me! Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:02 PM (GD0B3) Sign a 420 enthusiast was carrying in a protest: "99 Billion People Can't Be Wrong!"... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (l3cgK) 150
When was the last time Platner posted on Kik? Maybe if we had what some other countries have, these things called "reporters", someone could pick up on that
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (gKWVE) --- One of our most active reporters had a law in his name in California to stop the racism of fraud investigations that might have a disparate impact in the ethnicity it fingers doing the fraud. Reporting be racist, yo! Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (Fi81e) 151
Democrats are moderates until they win then turn Marxists
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (Ia/+0) 152
Fast forward 40 plus years and the Jamaicans and blacks have disappeared to be replaced by the real savages from East Asia who come willy nilly to rape, kill and become Mayor of London.
Posted by: England Is Dreaming I saw the seeds of this in the early 90's Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (RiE77) 153
We could otherwise consider it the death-rattle of a party how they have a chain of incidents where they are forced into decisions.
Now, well we have to run Platner because--vetting be fucked! And we have to have somebody with some semblance of testosterone-which again--the elite Dems pretty much despise. Posted by: Axeman ======= Democrats are simply an organized crime syndicate designed to capture government to rob it with patsy front men while the ones behind the scenes make bank from fraud and cronyism. They use commie philosophy and commie rhetoric to hide behind and rally their mentally defective storm troopers but these assholes running the Dem party don't believe in anything other than getting paid. Same with their gimmedat faction that is fine with white libs trooning their kids, having no kids, etc. as long as the gimmedats get their fraud from Uncle Sam. And the cosplay college factions are a bunch of loser lunatics that want to burn everything to the ground because they have been educated beyond their native intelligence. Same with the asshole foreign college crowd, they want to bring their own country crap with them. So you get a shitshow of a party. Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (E4rtv) 154
It might be that der Putzkommandant - or his staff - are noting to the DNC that if he's forced off the race after all this dirt which is now public already, the DNC has no leverage anymore. So Platner could just endorse Collins and send his fans over to MAGA.
I suspect a few Platner supporters went to him because they just don't like Collins. A lot of us right here don't like Collins. Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 07:04 PM (gKWVE) 155
89 Hi Teresa. I'll take this time to apologize for my comment in last night ONT where I was making a snide remark about a troll and not then considering other Pauls in the world who are better. (Paul Kagame for one, as well as yours.)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (gKWVE) Don't give it another thought - I certainly didn't take it that way! Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 07:04 PM (SRRAx) 156
My Three Sons were in Bryant Park. California.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 07:05 PM (Cqx++) 157
whether the revelations about the text messages represent the campaign's final embarrassment -- or merely its latest.
'Merely' is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (6ydKt) It's not the texting of other women that bothers me. Who cares? It's the possibility that he was texting children on an app that he just deleted a few days ago that's the real issue, but, as usual, who cares about kids, right democrap voters? Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 02, 2026 07:05 PM (k9OZB) 158
Every once in a while you'd have one of the more flamboyant type women decide that topless sunbathing was OK. I didn't object.extant.
Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 06:59 PM (dIske) Yup...NYC. There are very few candidates for approved topless sunbathing, but i will double-check just to be sure. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 07:05 PM (W0fU/) 159
Any idiot could see it! Jake Tapper saw it!
. @jaketapper on Jill Biden’s book: “The most charitable interpretation particularly the parts dealing with her husband’s aging, is that she’s having difficulty accepting what’s been happening to him for years. The less forgiving version is that she’s been enabling it and is now seeking to try to find an excuse for what we all saw, while also suggesting here and there that there’s much more than maybe even she’s willing to admit to herself.” Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2026 07:05 PM (M+D07) 160
Unfortunately the Rooskies beat us there too by about 4 months, landing Luna 9 in Feb. They had the first satellite, first man, first orbiting man, and then first soft landing on the Moon.
We took the lead soon after. Thank God. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (w6EFb) They couldn’t get their equivalent of the Saturn V, the N1 rocket, to work. To many smaller engines, each prone to failure. They couldn’t balance the load, leading to the biggest rocket explosion in history: https://www.historyandheadlines.com/july-3-1969- largest-rocket-explosion-history-soviet-n1/ Without a working N1, their plans to land cosmonauts on the Moon was dead in the water. Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 07:05 PM (ZVgZ4) 161
>>> 155 89 Hi Teresa. I'll take this time to apologize for my comment in last night ONT where I was making a snide remark about a troll and not then considering other Pauls in the world who are better. (Paul Kagame for one, as well as yours.)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (gKWVE) Don't give it another thought - I certainly didn't take it that way! Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 07:04 PM (SRRAx) What about me? Posted by: Paul Pelosi at June 02, 2026 07:05 PM (R+iUD) Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 07:06 PM (l26NL) 163
I am sitting in Bryant Park, and it is wall to wall marijuana smoke and tatted uglies.
What the hell happened to beautiful women wearing Dior suits elegantly smoking cigarettes while sexily balanced on 4" heels! Now get off my lawn! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 06:57 PM (W0fU/) ===== When I was a kid that is where you went for the best black tar heroin. Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 07:06 PM (RIvkX) 164
Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.
Man, so uncool! Me and my friends do quite well with the old hippie lettuce! Why just the other day we gave my mom 20 bucks to go towards the light bill as we drank monster energy drinks and smoked weed all day while playing Fortnite all night in her basement! Soon, maybe next year, we all be talking about getting our own place when we turn 40. Dude! Don't harsh our mellow! Posted by: Potheads In The Basement at June 02, 2026 07:06 PM (z20w/) Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:06 PM (Vvh2V) 166
Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor --- Why else would they have tried hand over fist to ban death sticks that had 20% of the lung tar in them? And then accept the public smoking of unfiltered plant sticks with 500% of the tar of cigarette smoke in them. Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:07 PM (Fi81e) 167
California may take weeks to " " " count " " " the " " " votes. " " "
--------- Yeah...we really need to snap the line and say after the polls close on Election Day that's it- no more going out after the fact to heavily democrat districts to 'harvest' votes. Ain't gonna happen tho..... --------- Getting a new hot water heater installed. Home Despot honored the warranty on the five+ year old Rheem hot water heater. I think there was a known issue with the controller. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 02, 2026 07:07 PM (QGaXH) Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 07:08 PM (gKWVE) 169
I agree legalizing drugs was to undermine society
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 07:08 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:08 PM (Vvh2V) 171
They couldn't put a man on the Moon and couldn't even keep a man off the roof.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (W5mpo) I understand that reference. Posted by: Tevye at June 02, 2026 07:08 PM (wVcYX) 172
A guy on Jeopardy just thanked his therapist. He should have thanked the rapist
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 07:09 PM (gQKJe) 173
Did Platner actually sext women other than his wife? Or did he only sext minors? Of course the Beltway perverts see nothing wrong with sexting minors and having NAZI deaths head tattoos etc etc. I'm not up with the times, but to me it IS a bit surprising that they don't even care that Platner did not remove the tattoo, and scrub his online history a bit before running for U.S. senator. Seems they either think normies are a minority and can be ignored, or they expect they can cheat enough that normies can be ignored even if they are more than 50% of voters. I hope they are wrong.
Posted by: PaleRider at June 02, 2026 07:09 PM (Q8If1) 174
So you get a shitshow of a party.
Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (E4rtv) --- With a bottomless supply of shit. Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:09 PM (Fi81e) 175
Oh I have a story from Lowes and hot water heater.
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 07:10 PM (Ia/+0) 176
Bigger step was legalizing alcohol, which FDR campaigned on. Now why would he do that? Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:02 PM (W5mpo) ____________ Except that alcohol was legal before Prohibition. When it was made legal in 1933, alcohol consumption never again reached pre-Prohibition levels. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:10 PM (O0L8i) Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 02, 2026 07:10 PM (gpQ8/) 178
They couldn't put a man on the Moon and couldn't even keep a man off the roof.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (W5mpo) Not even a fiddler! Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 07:10 PM (ZVgZ4) Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:11 PM (Vvh2V) 180
If Platner wins, they are going to return to business as usual and act like none of this happened. It'll be a sight to see.
Posted by: InZona at June 02, 2026 07:11 PM (OanZb) 181
127 Platner is a symptom of the degradation of our culture.
I am sitting in Bryant Park, and it is wall to wall marijuana smoke and tatted uglies. What the hell happened to beautiful women wearing Dior suits elegantly smoking cigarettes while sexily balanced on 4" heels! Now get off my lawn! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 06:57 PM (W0fU/) The '60's are calling.... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 02, 2026 07:12 PM (QGaXH) 182
Bad news, Hillary. Dr. Jill was our first neighbor with a uterus president.
JILL BIDEN: “We chose Kamala...or Joe chose Kamala to be VP...he had full confidence in her." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2026 07:12 PM (M+D07) 183
Except that alcohol was legal before Prohibition. When it was made legal in 1933, alcohol consumption never again reached pre-Prohibition levels.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:10 PM (O0L8i) Americans did a lot of drinking in the 17th & 18th centuries. For men, especially, it was like the national pastime. I'm pretty sure every man over the age of 15 was walking around all day buzzed out until they passed out sloshed at night. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:12 PM (6ydKt) 184
145 Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (Vvh2V) Popular with me! Posted by: runner ------------------ Same here -- destroy the young during the short period when their brains are malleable and they should be learning. undermine rule of law (that whole CA "medical" lie) fund drug cartels,.... the lost goes on. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 07:13 PM (CkUJU) 185
Bigger step was legalizing alcohol, which FDR campaigned on. Now why would he do that?
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal ------ We have had alcohol and learned how to deal with in society since the mists of pre history. Not really true of today's bio engineered THC products. We are essentially running a massive natural experiment how high THC dosages affect people and so far, the data doesn't look good. Kids are getting hold of edibles, you have massive spikes in THC related poisonings in hospitals in places like Colorado, it is killing pets that end up ingesting it. It is a societal problem that too many casual users of pot ignore in order for access to what they want. And the whataboutism is simply boring and tedious by this time. Uneducated kids in public schools, well whatabout parents that homeschool their kids and do nothing with them---etc. etc. We have ran unregulated THC natural experiment long enough to know that it is causing serious problems for society. We already know those relating to alcohol or even opium, not from high THC products. And we should address those problems by regulation just as we do with gas station heroin products at gas stations. Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:13 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: Online Gambling at June 02, 2026 07:14 PM (O0L8i) 187
and 19th century, too... forgot to add that one.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:14 PM (6ydKt) 188
I'm pretty sure every man over the age of 15 was walking around all day buzzed out until they passed out sloshed at night.
Posted by: SpeakingOf From what I've read, everyone was shitfaced 24/7. Johnny Appleseed planted orchards so people could make alcohol. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 07:14 PM (l26NL) 189
Dumping the nazi requires agreeing with Republicans.
Which is the one unforgivable sin. Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 02, 2026 07:10 PM (gpQ8/) --- No, it's just a painful transition they can sometime make--which is bad enough--but conservatives are MEAN to them!! They also want to make it clear that they do not want t "encourage" the right, i.e., a counter point of view and in some models at least 50% likely to be on the right side often enough. This is why I plead with people not to feed the Marxists with "right" and "left" talk that they created and really only serves them, and functionally is about as daft as any other theory they drag from their keister. Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:14 PM (Fi81e) 190
Americans did a lot of drinking in the 17th & 18th centuries.
For men, especially, it was like the national pastime. I'm pretty sure every man over the age of 15 was walking around all day buzzed out until they passed out sloshed at night. Posted by: SpeakingOf ====== If you drank water in those days, your life would be a lot shorter because of contaminated sources. So people drank booze. Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:15 PM (E4rtv) 191
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (Vvh2V)
✔️ I know pot enjoyers don't want to know, but come on. I like sports betting (or did) but even I know it's fucking destructive all around. Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 07:15 PM (vE0+H) 192
101 Someone needs to go Vinland Saga on Britain by sacking Parliament and raping the Labour MPs before selling them into slavery.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (2GVsD) Askelaad'll do it for the right price. Posted by: Thorkell will do it for love of the game at June 02, 2026 07:16 PM (TbWk/) 193
From what I've read, everyone was shitfaced 24/7. Johnny Appleseed planted orchards so people could make alcohol.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 07:14 PM (l26NL) Distilling whiskey made Washington the wealthiest man in the country. Jefferson had his own vineyards. The Founders were serious about their alcohol. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:17 PM (6ydKt) 194
We have had alcohol and learned how to deal with in society since the mists of pre history. Not really true of today's bio engineered THC products.
Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:13 PM (E4rtv) --- I agree. Because for a vast majority of people 80, 90 and occasionally 100 proof has been enough for a long time. And few are trying to synthesize 150+ proof liquids. Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:17 PM (Fi81e) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:17 PM (O0L8i) 196
My outlandish prediction on Maine:
Platner is told to vacate his candidacy. Mills is brought back in, which isn't enough due to her unpopularity and poll numbers. So, they need to cast shade on Collins to benefit Mills. Here's where I get CrAzY. They're going to convince Platner to state to half-assed secondary media sources (blogs) that he was a Republican plant from the get go. His job was to give Collins a lift, and he's now disgruntled about how it turned out, so he's turning on the GOP. Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:17 PM (dIske) 197
Except that alcohol was legal before Prohibition. When it was made legal in 1933, alcohol consumption never again reached pre-Prohibition levels.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh _________ Peak drinking occurred around 1830. Per capita, it was over three times today's level. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 07:17 PM (XvL8K) Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:19 PM (GD0B3) 199
If you drank water in those days, your life would be a lot shorter because of contaminated sources. So people drank booze.
Posted by: whig Do tell. Posted by: Sumer and Egypt at June 02, 2026 07:19 PM (gKWVE) 200
If you drank water in those days, your life would be a lot shorter because of contaminated sources. So people drank booze.
Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:15 PM (E4rtv) Yes, that's the reasoning. It's why beer was so popular. And the reason Jesus was making wine from water. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:19 PM (6ydKt) 201
190 Americans did a lot of drinking in the 17th & 18th centuries.
For men, especially, it was like the national pastime. I'm pretty sure every man over the age of 15 was walking around all day buzzed out until they passed out sloshed at night. Posted by: SpeakingOf ____________________________ It always amused me that they make Johnny Appleseed out to be this environmentalist nice guy to the kids in school. When in fact, his primary (and some would say only) motivation was to improve the accessibility of apples in order to make hard cider. Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (dIske) 202
Except that alcohol was legal before Prohibition.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Marijuana was legal before its prohibition.... Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (W5mpo) 203
198 Per capita, it was over three times today's level.
=== and what is today's level ? Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:19 PM (GD0B3) 1/3 the previous per capita level Posted by: Talking out my ass at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (TbWk/) 204
Pot's origin is China. Nothing good has come from China in the last 3000 years.
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (GD0B3) 205
Per capita, it was over three times today's level.
=== and what is today's level ? Posted by: runner ________ Around 2 gallons of pure alcohol per year now. It was 7 in 1830. Some drunk mofos back then. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (XvL8K) 206
>>>Except that alcohol was legal before Prohibition. When it was made legal in 1933, alcohol consumption never again reached pre-Prohibition levels.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:10 PM (O0L8i) Americans did a lot of drinking in the 17th & 18th centuries. For men, especially, it was like the national pastime. I'm pretty sure every man over the age of 15 was walking around all day buzzed out until they passed out sloshed at night. Posted by: SpeakingOf >Certainly I hope we have evolved enough as a civilization to balance the intake of alcohol with water. It will go a long way toward sustaining your liver. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 07:22 PM (D1E+2) 207
172 A guy on Jeopardy just thanked his therapist. He should have thanked the rapist
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 07:09 PM (gQKJe) https://tinyurl.com/2kpckr6c Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 07:22 PM (l3cgK) 208
First eggnog I ever made was said to be George Washington's recipe.
I learned that nog was a way to preserve the sustenance of egg through at least several weeks of a winter. Last years nog was the best I've made so far though. Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:22 PM (Fi81e) 209
They're smoking hashish in China? We can't have THAT, mate.
Posted by: the Brits at June 02, 2026 07:23 PM (gKWVE) 210
This movie has been pretty good
Forces Speciales, French woman reporter gets grabbed by Taliban, a French special forcd goes to get her. Based on a real event Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 07:23 PM (Ia/+0) 211
If you drank water in those days, your life would be a lot shorter because of contaminated sources. So people drank booze.
Posted by: whig And became weak instead of developing immunities and stronger bodies. Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:23 PM (W5mpo) 212
204 Pot's origin is China. Nothing good has come from China in the last 3000 years.
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (GD0B3) _______________________ I have admit that I really enjoy sitting on the porch with a bag of rubberbands and picking off Spotted Lantern Flies while sipping a beer. Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:24 PM (dIske) 213
Pot's origin is China. Nothing good has come from China in the last 3000 years.
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (GD0B3) --- "I did not know that" -- Johnny Carson. Hemp originated in China? I once read that chickens did as well. Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:24 PM (Fi81e) 214
>Certainly I hope we have evolved enough as a civilization to balance the intake of alcohol with water. It will go a long way toward sustaining your liver.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 07:22 PM (D1E+2) Injuns would kill you before your liver died Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:24 PM (/+uur) 215
Marijuana was legal before its prohibition.... Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (W5mpo) ____________ Oh, yes. I remember the Hogarth engravings "Pot Street" and "Cocaine Lane". Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:24 PM (O0L8i) 216
I can stop toking anytime I want to. I just don't want to.
Posted by: Reefer Madness Piano Player at June 02, 2026 07:25 PM (wVcYX) 217
>Certainly I hope we have evolved enough as a civilization to balance the intake of alcohol with water. It will go a long way toward sustaining your liver.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 07:22 PM (D1E+2) There were stories last year about Millenials and Gen Z drinking less than any other generation. I think that's due to their social habits online and the popularity of marijuana these days as much as them just skipping out on going to the bars. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:25 PM (6ydKt) 218
Dark Lixtiquatal
Water treatment plants made the most difference (of all methods) in reducing early mortality. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 07:25 PM (u82oZ) 219
Normalizing vices is the way the Left keeps people poor and dependent.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Yep. The rich get sent to dry out clinics while the poor get sent to prison from misbehaving under the influence. Poor have no insulation while money buys a lot of lawyers and the ability to payoff people rather than going to jail. Middle class is most likely to get it from both ends, they can afford enough decadence to ruin themselves thoroughly but don't qualify for a lot of safety net benefits of the truly poor--so they often get a double whammy being launched in the street people class with little or no understanding how those worlds work. Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:25 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 07:25 PM (XuXeR) 221
If you drank water in those days, your life would be a lot shorter because of contaminated sources. So people drank booze.
Posted by: whig __________ True, but most of it was whiskey back then. So it seems like it was for more than just thirst. Beer took off later. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (XvL8K) 222
The problem with arguments against pot is that so many of the arguments smell like burning straw men.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (rbvCR) 223
And became weak instead of developing immunities and stronger bodies.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:23 PM (W5mpo) There is a theory that Polio was caused by sanitary conditions. Enough people did not eat shit and dirt and had NO immunity to Polio. Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (/+uur) 224
I think that's due to their social habits online and the popularity of marijuana these days as much as them just skipping out on going to the bars.
Posted by: SpeakingOf ======= I can tell from their piss poor driving--they roll up at gas stations or other places reeking of skunk. Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (E4rtv) 225
Its always entertaining when this subject comes up on the thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (zZu0s) 226
I agree. Because for a vast majority of people 80, 90 and occasionally 100 proof has been enough for a long time. And few are trying to synthesize 150+ proof liquids.
Posted by: Axeman I mean, yeah, not at consumer prices. Posted by: Big Bourbon at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (yFLFB) 227
I once read that chickens did as well.
=== Sure dude, they started as dragons and then got domesticated! Makes sense ! Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (GD0B3) 228
215
Marijuana was legal before its prohibition.... Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (W5mpo) _________________ Yeah, so was cocaine in Coca Cola, Lithium in 7-Up, Pepsin in Pepsi. Of course, back then they thought the best treatment for migraine headaches was to put a metal pot on your head and hit it with a hammer (didn't make that up). Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:27 PM (dIske) 229
Want some whiskey in your water?
Sugar in your tea? What's all these crazy questions They're askin' me? Posted by: Three Dog Night at June 02, 2026 07:27 PM (wVcYX) 230
True, but most of it was whiskey back then. So it seems like it was for more than just thirst. Beer took off later. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (XvL8K) __________ I thought ale was the main beverage. Pretty weak stuff. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:27 PM (O0L8i) 231
True, but most of it was whiskey back then. So it seems like it was for more than just thirst. Beer took off later.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (XvL8K) Depends on when "back then" was. There was a lot of "back then" and part of it they drank cider, and part of it they drank ale. Whiskey took off after the revolution because whiskey was easier to transport to market than bags of corn and barley Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (rbvCR) 232
Hemp originated in China? I once read that chickens did as well.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:24 PM (Fi81e) There would have been chicken type birds in the Orient and Africa. Not sure of Europe. Duck were everywhere. Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (/+uur) 233
True, but most of it was whiskey back then. So it seems like it was for more than just thirst. Beer took off later. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba ====== Beer came first--ancient Sumer in fact as far as we know. Thence to Egypt, wine came soon if not coincident with beer as fermentation naturally happens with fruit. I think Ice Wine was the hardest liquor around until distillation was invented and then cheap enough with the advent of gin for mass drunkeness. Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (E4rtv) 234
Water was not always good, no one knew about bacteria
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (Ia/+0) 235
I have always loved the smell of burning tobacco. The first light of a new cigarette smells wonderful, even if I am not smoking it. Unburned tobacco smells wonderful.
I have always hated the smell of weed. Burned or unburned. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (zZu0s) 236
Also, cider and beer were easier to find in the Colonies than wine and port
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (rbvCR) 237
The problem with arguments against pot is that so many of the arguments smell like burning straw men.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (rbvCR) --- That's okay a lot of the defense is often anecdotal, uncheckable stories: "I've smoked pot for 15 years and never saw a decline in motivation." I'm a POT Achiever! Everybody you talk to about pot has beaten the research odds. It's amazing. Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (Fi81e) 238
and Rum was a product that was from molasses left over from sugar production, and that was big in the shipping states.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:29 PM (rbvCR) 239
>>>I think that's due to their social habits online and the popularity of marijuana these days as much as them just skipping out on going to the bars.
Posted by: SpeakingOf >They're hitting those energy drinks hard and heavy. That shit is nasty and I see in the future many more problems with circulatory and cancer issues. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 07:29 PM (D1E+2) 240
Sure dude, they started as dragons and then got domesticated! Makes sense !
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (GD0B3) It's always a fun time telling little kids they are eating the last dinosaurs when taking them to KFC. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:29 PM (6ydKt) 241
Cows are India or African.
Americas have big animals like Bison but they were shit ass beast that did not like domestication. Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (/+uur) 242
I thought ale was the main beverage. Pretty weak stuff.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh ======== Ale and mead in some places plus wines. Dunno about fortified wines like port or sherry but those came along later I think when sugars were more available. Ice Wine, where you put wine out and keep taking out the ice from it in winter was probably the next jump in alcohol content. Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (E4rtv) 243
the best treatment for migraine headaches was to put a metal pot on your head and hit it with a hammer (didn't make that up).
Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:27 PM (dIske) You mean that does not work? Posted by: democrat goblin, New York City at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (z20w/) 244
It's always a fun time telling little kids they are eating the last dinosaurs when taking them to KFC.
=== yeah, very sad... Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (GD0B3) 245
Everybody you talk to about pot has beaten the research odds. It's amazing.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (Fi81e) No, I am saying your arguments are straw men and they are being burned at the stake, and it smell like they got damp before they caught fire Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (rbvCR) 246
238 and Rum was a product that was from molasses left over from sugar production, and that was big in the shipping states.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:29 PM (rbvCR) Mole Asses! Posted by: Mole moving behind another Mole at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (l3cgK) 247
Pot's origin is China. Nothing good has come from China in the last 3000 years.
Posted by: runner Even worse - bureaucracy came from China Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:31 PM (W5mpo) 248
The Graham Platner campaign isn't about actually winning a Maine Senate seat.
It's about lowering the bar so that the Democrats can run Luigi Mangione after he's acquitted or pardoned. Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 02, 2026 07:31 PM (MNCvZ) 249
The reason I stopped drinking coffee is i drank way too much of it. I'd make an 8 cup pot and drink 6 and then wonder why I was a bit... edgy.
Energy drinks are a bit more discreet and easier to eye in dosage. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:31 PM (zZu0s) 250
Mole Asses!
Posted by: Mole moving behind another Mole at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (l3cgK) --- * starts beating it * Posted by: Graham Platner at June 02, 2026 07:31 PM (Fi81e) 251
244 It's always a fun time telling little kids they are eating the last dinosaurs when taking them to KFC.
=== yeah, very sad... Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (GD0B3) As you burn dinos in your gas tank... Posted by: Mole moving behind another Mole at June 02, 2026 07:31 PM (l3cgK) 252
Yeah, so was cocaine in Coca Cola, Lithium in 7-Up, Pepsin in Pepsi. Of course, back then they thought the best treatment for migraine headaches was to put a metal pot on your head and hit it with a hammer (didn't make that up).
Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:27 PM (dIske) I think it was immeasurable Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (/+uur) 253
So Schumer is nostalgic for the 4 and 40 boxcars to Treblinka.
Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (f0B73) 254
You don't know that chickens will be the last dinosaurs. They might evolve back into giants.
Posted by: Penguins For Platner at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (vFG9F) 255
I can stop toking anytime I want to. I just don't want to.
Posted by: Reefer Madness Piano Player Unfortunately, I've been so busy with work (and making no $) that I haven't had any pot in nearly 5 months. I have had 3oz whisky, 1 glass of wine, 4 cans Miller Lite. :-> Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (W5mpo) 256
Beer came first--ancient Sumer in fact as far as we know. Thence to Egypt, wine came soon if not coincident with beer as fermentation naturally happens with fruit. I think Ice Wine was the hardest liquor around until distillation was invented and then cheap enough with the advent of gin for mass drunkeness.
Posted by: whig _________ Not disputing that beer came first. Just saying that around 1820 to 1835, there was a glut of cheap high proof whiskey that drove a lot of the increase. Per capita drinking dropped by more than half by the 1840s. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (XvL8K) 257
238 and Rum was a product that was from molasses left over from sugar production, and that was big in the shipping states.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:29 PM (rbvCR) ________________________ Heh, you just reminded me of one of the places I plan on visiting after I finish my Time Machine. The Great Molasses Flood of 1919 (Boston). Purity Distilling Company was the culprit. Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (dIske) 258
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (rbvCR)
To be fair two of the arguments *for* it were the government was gonna make a mint on it from revenue and the black market for it would die. Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (vE0+H) 259
As you burn dinos in your gas tank...
Posted by: Mole moving behind another Mole at June 02, 2026 07:31 PM (l3cgK) The earth makes oil Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (/+uur) 260
>They're hitting those energy drinks hard and heavy. That shit is nasty and I see in the future many more problems with circulatory and cancer issues.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 07:29 PM (D1E+2) My cousin was really into drinking Red Bull + Vodka. He died last year of a massive heart attack in his early 50s. I've never been able to take that much caffeine. Makes me nervous, heart races, and then I need to piss like a Russian racehorse. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 07:33 PM (XuXeR) 262
Okay, I did my own research. If we were to airdrop Liberty Starter Kits on Britain (formerly Great), what calibers of Freedom Seeds would be most appropriate? Obviously, you would want ones where you could get more.
Although many police in England are unarmed, what guns they have are fortunately quite standard. They use 9mm pistols, 5.56x45mm carbines, 7.62x51mm sniper rifles, and 12-gauge shotguns. Typical NATO loadout. I was unable to get a clear answer for what might be found in a typical mosque armory, but arrest data indicates that the guns most commonly found on criminals in England and Europe are 9mm pistols, while the most commonly confiscated smuggled guns are AK-47s. I didn't realize 9mm was such a standard for cops and criminals alike, so that makes things easier. Several companies make Pistol-Caliber Carbines that take Glock magazines, which are very common indeed, and that would add accuracy and comfort if you're not concerned with concealability. So that would be my suggestion, if we arm the Native Britons against their alien conquerors and Vichy collaborators, just go 9mm for long and hand Pew Pews alike, and with compatible magazines too. Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 07:33 PM (Sy6m/) 263
Pot's origin is China. Nothing good has come from China in the last 3000 years.
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (GD0B3) and this is also not true, and contrary to every archeological evidence, but a very nice sound bite that gives a wonderful bit of red meat to be completely meaningless about. Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:33 PM (rbvCR) 264
Chickens were domesticated in Thailand, then spread. Interbreeding with other fowl species in China, India, etc muddies the DNA picture a bit.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 07:33 PM (u82oZ) 265
One of my side effects of using Flonase is the occasional overpowering smell of cigarettes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 07:33 PM (RIvkX) 266
Smash JT just discovered the Pricks and Minidicks legal/PR disaster.
The part where Pricks and Minidicks is suing Reckless Ben and others for stalking and such gave Smash JT Alyssa Mercante flashbacks. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:34 PM (2GVsD) 267
I can stop toking anytime I want to. I just don't want to.
Posted by: Reefer Madness Piano Player --- This was the wrong weak to stop huffing glue. Posted by: Lloyd Bridges at June 02, 2026 07:34 PM (Fi81e) 268
254 You don't know that chickens will be the last dinosaurs. They might evolve back into giants.
Posted by: Penguins For Platner at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (vFG9F) The four horseman be riding chickens Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:34 PM (/+uur) 269
The best thing to ever come out of china was an empty airplane.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 07:34 PM (snZF9) 270
hitting those energy drinks hard and heavy"
Ah, the heady days of Jolt Cola. Made a good Cuba Libre, it did.... Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 07:35 PM (XuXeR) Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:35 PM (Vvh2V) 272
The Great Molasses Flood of 1919 (Boston). Purity Distilling Company was the culprit.
Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (dIske) They should make a movie about that. Such a crazy thing to happen. I read they could smell molasses in that end of Boston for years afterwards. Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:35 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:35 PM (2GVsD) 274
The best thing to ever come out of china was an empty airplane.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 07:34 PM (snZF9) Huh... Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:35 PM (GD0B3) 275
And became weak instead of developing immunities and stronger bodies.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal ====== That is a rather ignorant argument based on French philosophers--that which does not kill you makes you stronger. Most contaminants in the water were bacteria and you don't really develop bacterial resistance the same way you do for viruses. Cholera,. Typhoid,Polio, Giardia, and Hep A,and Dysentery, were common mass epidemics based on contaminated drinking water. It would be as if you argued smoking more dope made your resistance to it higher and resulted in better health. The key to any poison is the dose determines the effect. And THC or bacterial contaminants, just as alcohol is, are poisons of a sort. Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:35 PM (E4rtv) 276
I gotta go vote.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:36 PM (W5mpo) 277
The Great Molasses Flood of 1919 (Boston). Purity Distilling Company was the culprit. Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (dIske) _____________ I once gave a safety presentation on the Great Molasses Flood and pointed out that our company was a descendent of the Purity Distilling Company. Indeed, it still has an alcohol plant in Ohio. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:36 PM (O0L8i) 278
I read they could smell molasses in that end of Boston for years afterwards.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:35 PM (6ydKt) _________________ On a hot summer day you still can. Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:36 PM (dIske) 279
I read they could smell molasses in that end of Boston for years afterwards.
Posted by: SpeakingOf ====== Dampness tends to bring back odors from the past. Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:36 PM (E4rtv) 280
Its always entertaining when this subject comes up on the thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (zZu0s) I have learned the most AMAZING facts about flavored vape products too. Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:36 PM (rbvCR) 281
These limp dick Brits are gonna have to go all Dumbledore's Army and start learning how to fight back in secret. Surely to God they can by some knives and start trying to defend themselves.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:50 PM (Vvh2V) You know, they could break Labour economically by simply destroying Crown property on a large scale. Burn every police station, burn all the cop cars, burn down BBC transmitters. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 07:37 PM (1z8ji) 282
There would have been chicken type birds in the Orient and Africa. Not sure of Europe.
Duck were everywhere. Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (/+uur) Chickens are from Indonesia area Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:37 PM (rbvCR) 283
Chocobos.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:35 PM (2GVsD) _________________________ Holy crap! Is that a Final Fantasy reference? Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:37 PM (dIske) Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0499 seconds. |
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The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
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Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
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