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Another Migrant Who Can't Speak a Word of English Plows His Vehicle Into Americans, Killing a Family of Four, Another Woman, and Leaving Forty Injured
Plus: The Adulterous Nazi Communist Is Also a Cokehead

He's a naturalized American citizen -- but he can't speak a word of English.

Gee, I wonder during which "president's" administration this murderous and illiterate migrant was permitted to become "an American"?

Any guesses?

I would guess Biden but I don't actually know that yet. The media doesn't seem too interested in asking questions about this killer.

As the cars slowed, came to a halt, and started creeping along again among the cones and flashing lights, doing that dreaded stop-and-go we're all so familiar with, a full-sized passenger bus carrying travelers on a trip from New York to North Carolina plowed into the line of cars at full speed.

The devastation and chaos were immediate and horrifying.

In the tangled, crushed wreckage of vehicles, five people lay dead, and forty-four were injured.

A mass casualty scene.

...

Jing S. Dong is technically a naturalized American citizen, but has only been one for a couple of years and cannot speak nor write a single word of the King's English.

Kathy Hochul's NY state gave this fraudulent migrant a CDL.

Here's the family he annihilated. All four burned to death in the wreckage after he fell asleep at the wheel and plowed into one car, killing the woman inside, and turned her car into a projectile that then smashed into this family:


Kathy Hochul is refusing to turn over records about the migrant family annihilator:

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

BREAKING: The US Department of Transportation confirms to @FoxNews
that they have issued a subpoena to the state of NY after they allege the state has refused to cooperate with their investigation into Jing Shen Dong, the bus driver who allegedly caused a crash that killed five people in Stafford County, VA on Friday morning. DOT says Dong is a naturalized US citizen who was born in China, doesn't speak English, and received his commercial driver's license (CDL) from the state of New York.

DOT says the subpoena is a result of not being able to "obtain the requested documents through other reasonable means."

DOT is demanding that New York turn over records on Dong's CDL, his entry level driving training, and the driving school he attended. DOT says those documents must be turned over by Wednesday at 10AM ET, or face consequences/penalties.


On to the cokehead communist.

Graham "Pussy Hustler" Platner, the Nazi aroused by shit, claims he's an "oyster farmer" and a "harbor master."

Well, the oyster farmer "job" is a scam -- his friend owns the plot where the oysters are farmed and all oysters are sold to a single client, his wife's mother. This is obviously a fake-job created by the family so he doesn't have to admit he's a welfare bum whose job is "Pussy Hustling" on reddit all day.

He also claims to be a "harbor master," a "job" that pays a nominal salary $2,000 per year and is very much a part-time clerical job "managing" the "couple of boat launches" in the town.

The town council questioned whether such a job was even required to exist, but they decided they should give professional layabout and always-online internet Edgelord Graham Totenkopf Platner the gig.

Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner often touts his role as harbormaster of Sullivan, Maine, as proof of his "working class" bona fides, saying on his campaign website that he "serves the town of Sullivan as Harbormaster" and claiming during a February podcast interview that he's "been the harbormaster for the last two years." He actually held the role for roughly 18 months before quitting to launch his Senate campaign--and it was largely a "clerical" one, according to local records and people familiar with the position.

Platner's predecessor as Sullivan harbormaster resigned in February 2022, the records show, and the town got by without one for more than a year. By April 2023, town officials began discussing whether there was a "need for Harbor Master (HM)," according to meeting minutes from Sullivan's Harbor Committee. The committee noted that it was "not clear that a full time HM is needed" because "operations in the Harbors are handled by those who use the Harbors without dispute." Platner then "offered to be identified as HM if required by law," though the committee said that it was "not clear that one is required" and that the role's "largest challenges are clerical" and "can be handled by the Harbor Committee."

About six months later, in September 2023, the town agreed to hire Platner as "an interim Harbor Master until one could be hired," records show. The local newsletter, the Town Crier, first listed Platner as "Harbor Master: Interim" in December 2023. At a March 2024 town meeting, Platner "announced that he is officially a qualified Harbor Master"--a designation that comes with the completion of a basic training course--and subsequent editions of the Town Crier dropped the "Interim" from Platner's title. Platner served in the role until the summer of 2025, when he launched his candidacy, according to Sullivan town manager Ray Weintraub, who told the Washington Free Beacon that the role generally consisted of collecting rent fees for the town's moorings and ensuring they were "allocated properly."

"We don't really have any working waterfront, so to speak, other than a couple of boat launches," he explained.

Platner's inflated description of his harbormaster tenure marks the latest instance of the left-wing Senate candidate and self-described "working class Mainer" misrepresenting his background.

Being working class requires 1, not being born into privilege and going to private school and 2, working.

The Reddit-addicted Pussy Hustler also says he bought coke while on active duty "on the government's dime" and has, of course, "no regrets."



'No Regrets': Graham Platner Admitted to Buying Cocaine, Boasted About Doing Drugs During Military Leave While 'on the Government Dime'


The Marine Corps has a zero-tolerance policy for illegal drug use, and Marines in violation can face prosecution in military court


Maine Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner discussed buying cocaine in now-deleted Reddit posts and admitted to drug use and "partying it up" while backpacking during paid military leave.

Platner, in posts from 2020, recalled his travels through Europe just before leaving the Marine Corps in 2008.

"I was making a pretty penny doing just about nothing. Went backpacking through Europe on the government dime, walked the Camino de Santiago, did some drugs and had a blast partying it up in hostels across the continent," wrote Platner, who posted on Reddit under the handle P-Hustle.

Platner "highly" recommended the drug-fueled experience to other Reddit users.

"No regrets," he wrote in February 2020.

Platner, who is running to unseat Republican Sen. Susan Collins, discussed buying cocaine in another post from around the same time. Platner responded to someone who asked about a Coast Guard seizure of 12,000 pounds of cocaine valued at $312 million.

"Street value," Platner wrote in July 2020. "I always wonder what street you're buying your cocaine on, because it's not the street I'm buying my cocaine on."

Do the anti-Nazi, anti-Toxic-Masculinity hysterics of the Democrat Party realize they're about to nominate Andrew Tate as their senate nominee in Maine?

Some are worried about the optics of nominating Andrew Tate as Maine senate candidate.

Platner's "team" also "pulled out" of an appearance on MSNOW because they were afraid the communist/shitlib channel would be too tough on the tough-guy.

"Graham Platner was supposed to come on the show...His team pulled out," Daniels said on Sunday's show. "They came to us and wanted to come on. They pulled out. I think we saw why yesterday as these stories came out."

Pussy Hustler, pulling out? Say it ain't so, Pussy Hustler!

Janet Mills just reminded everyone that her campaign is merely "suspended" and that she's still on the ballot.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:23 PM




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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 01, 2026 06:22 PM (PJdmB)

2 2nd

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 01, 2026 06:23 PM (PJdmB)

3 Nooding

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 01, 2026 06:23 PM (PJdmB)

4 Done nooded

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 01, 2026 06:23 PM (PJdmB)

5 Citizenship test is in English

Posted by: Paul at June 01, 2026 06:24 PM (kuSpK)

6
Hey, there are a lot of Pilots that don't speak Engrish.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 01, 2026 06:25 PM (IifOV)

7 I drove past this wreck about three and a half hours after it happened.

It was absolutely horrendous. On the way home, the radio said they wouldn't release any information about the driver.

I knew immediately what that meant.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at June 01, 2026 06:26 PM (oSeBJ)

8 Dong? Ding?

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 06:27 PM (XuXeR)

9 Kathy Hochul is refusing to turn over records about the migrant family annihilator:
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Coverup is the the thing that tiggerth do besth.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 06:27 PM (Fi81e)

10
Norms. All the norms.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 01, 2026 06:28 PM (IifOV)

11 The citizenship test may be in English, but what do you want to bet it got "waived" for some reason, or money changed hands so that JongDong passed?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 06:29 PM (wzUl9)

12 I knew immediately what that meant."

Well, obviously MAGA. Duh.

/

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 06:29 PM (XuXeR)

13 Just last week SCOTUS refused to allow FL to sue CA and WA for issuing CDLs to illegals.

Thomas and Alito dissented.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 06:29 PM (mkw2N)

14 I would have thought that NSDAP people would be more into the Pilots' Chocolate.

Posted by: mmm. albuquerque blue. at June 01, 2026 06:29 PM (gKWVE)

15 AND...... The company that hired him.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2026 06:30 PM (5P5DO)

16 OT:

Isn't a tranny always out of uniform?

Posted by: DaveA at June 01, 2026 06:30 PM (FhXTo)

17 Taking drugs at the government's expense without a care in the world.

That's so Maine.

How can you tell when you've crossed over from NH to Maine?

Sap buckets on the telephone poles.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 01, 2026 06:30 PM (wBaIH)

18 Graham "Pussy Hustler" Platner, the Nazi aroused by shit, claims he's an "oyster farmer" and a "harbor master."

Harbor masters. like pilots, have to be an expert on water depth, currents, and esp. tides.

Just ask him was the difference in feet is between low and high tide. Add Neap Tide and low, lower water datum.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:30 PM (u82oZ)

19 >>>11 The citizenship test may be in English, but what do you want to bet it got "waived" for some reason, or money changed hands so that JongDong passed?

yes absolutely. And there were stories a couple of years ago of whistleblowers alleging that their DMV coworkers were running industrial-scale drivers license fraud for cash.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 06:30 PM (1wjle)

20 RIP.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 01, 2026 06:30 PM (dK+Kv)

21 Some of the Henry Nowak bodycam footage has been released:

http://tiny.cc/6ze4101

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 06:31 PM (mkw2N)

22 Dong, where's grampa's automobil

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2026 06:31 PM (RJBgA)

23 Hardly a day goes by without hearing a death by Illegal, guess with 10s of millions its going to happen

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 06:31 PM (Ia/+0)

24 Graham "Pussy Hustler" Platner, the Nazi aroused by shit, claims he's an "oyster farmer" and a "harbor master."

Harbor masters. like pilots, have to be an expert on water depth, currents, and esp. tides.

Just ask him was the difference in feet is between low and high tide. Add Neap Tide and low, lower water datum.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:30 PM (u82oZ)
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Good point. Harbor masters (real ones) have quite a bit of responsibility in keeping the local water lanes safe for travel.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 06:31 PM (gnNyN)

25 I think that Graham Platner's two "jobs" were hastily begged-and-bartered when he began dreaming of Not Working on the Taxpayer's Dime as a Senator.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 06:31 PM (1wjle)

26 The English test for citizenship is a joke. Anyone can pass it because the answers are known ahead of time. Just memorization.

Posted by: Heroq at June 01, 2026 06:31 PM (Tpp9k)

27 Coming soon from NHTSA mandatory collision avoidance brakes on all vehicles.

Posted by: DaveA at June 01, 2026 06:32 PM (FhXTo)

28 Sid would point out that native born Americans have killed people in traffic accidents, too.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 06:32 PM (Fi81e)

29 An officer administers a naturalization test to determine whether an alien meets the English and civics requirements.[1] The naturalization test consists of two components:

English language proficiency, which is determined by the alien’s ability to read, write, speak and understand English; and
Knowledge of U.S. history and government, which is determined by a civics test.


There are exceptions for some people over 55 (who've had a green card for more than 15 years), and for a "medical disability exemption".

I don't think that the guy is over 55, so it would be interesting to know what "medical disability exemption" he got to exempt him from the English language requirement.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 01, 2026 06:32 PM (aD4fx)

30 Good evening, horde.

I guess anyone can fall asleep at the wheel, even a long-time professional driver. Doesn't excuse the fact that someone who can't speak or read English was allowed a CDL. Even fully awake, an absolute time bomb on the road. This is unforgiveable.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 01, 2026 06:32 PM (zYpTz)

31 I think I could learn to hate Murderous Rage Mondays.

Very fast.

News...'Slush Fund' reversal
Cave people, Affordability.

And soccer. Pretty soon, knowing the Horde, soccer will be the new boobs.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 01, 2026 06:32 PM (Sco7b)

32 > AND...... The company that hired him.

The companies that are hiring these truckers are all shells. Dozens of them list the same physical location as their offices. As soon as something like this happens, they disappear and a dozen new companies open in their place.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 06:33 PM (mkw2N)

33 Tie him to a stake and burn him to death like his victims died.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 01, 2026 06:33 PM (Q/FnY)

34 When people vote for democrats, people die.

It's the price the moochers and looters are willing to pay for their free shit.

Posted by: Not Hard To Understand at June 01, 2026 06:33 PM (z20w/)

35 Today is no fun.

Fucking horrible. That poor family.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 06:33 PM (zZu0s)

36 Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog

Does soccer have pointy-elbowed cheerleaders?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:33 PM (u82oZ)

37 Willowed -

215 Some of the Henry Nowak bodycam footage has been released:

http://tiny.cc/6ze4101
Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 06:25 PM (mkw2N)

I stand corrected, it sounds like the arresting officer is male.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 01, 2026 06:33 PM (Dv3i1)

38 And soccer. Pretty soon, knowing the Horde, soccer will be the new boobs.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 01, 2026


***
There's a scheme for cup sizes in soccer?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 06:34 PM (wzUl9)

39 The citizenship test may be in English, but what do you want to bet it got "waived" for some reason

Racism, what can't it do?

Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2026 06:34 PM (AaEou)

40 If only citizens can vote and new citizens have to pass an English test why does our voting system have ballots in 1000 languages?

Because a) non citizens vote and b) citizens who don’t speak a word of English exist

We are a really stupid fucking country.

Posted by: Heroq at June 01, 2026 06:34 PM (Tpp9k)

41 willowed:

215 Some of the Henry Nowak bodycam footage has been released:

http://tiny.cc/6ze4101

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 06:25 PM (mkw2N)

2m38s and they never called for an ambulance, and never did much of a search for wounds at all, but got right on handcuffing him.

The body cam isn't as bad as the rumors suggested of that's all there is, but it certainly doesn't look good that a cop is reading him his rights while he's bleeding out on the ground.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 06:34 PM (6ydKt)

42 34 When people vote for democrats, people die.

It's the price the moochers and looters are willing to pay for their free shit.
Posted by: Not Hard To Understand at June 01, 2026 06:33 PM (z20w/)

Correction: when people let the fucking democrats steal elections in broad daylight people die.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 06:34 PM (zZu0s)

43 whistleblowers alleging that their DMV coworkers were running industrial-scale drivers license fraud for cash.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 06:30 PM (1wjle)

FFS. Is there a single person working a government job that's not engaged in fraud?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 01, 2026 06:34 PM (zYpTz)

44 36 Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog

Does soccer have pointy-elbowed cheerleaders?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:33 PM (u82oZ)

How would ANY of us know that?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 01, 2026 06:35 PM (Sco7b)

45 bonhomme, do they get away with no insurance too?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2026 06:35 PM (5P5DO)

46 As soon as something like this happens, they disappear and a dozen new companies open in their place.
Posted by: bonhomme


Kind of surprised to learn they don't have to be bonded. I mean being the key point for drivers hauling $100k of 4 tons of merch at 60mph routinely and no bonding? Er, whut?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2026 06:35 PM (diia5)

47 FFS. Is there a single person working a government job that's not engaged in fraud?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 01, 2026 06:34 PM (zYpTz)
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They had to get rid of that guy.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 06:36 PM (Fi81e)

48 Wolfus Aurelius

Well, male soccer players are fragile creatures, that flop onto the ground after a pat on the tush.

The same thing may happen on woman soccer teams, but I never watched.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:36 PM (u82oZ)

49 Lol. Are you having a stroke?

Nothing will ever replace boobs in the heart of the Horde, let alone soccer.


Unless you are ace- and therefore gay.

QED.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 06:36 PM (zZu0s)

50 The citizenship test may be in English, but what do you want to bet it got "waived" for some reason, or money changed hands so that JongDong passed?


He was hired to drive a bus. Bankrupt the company that hired him.

Speaking English is not negotiable in the USA.

Posted by: old chick at June 01, 2026 06:36 PM (F3Dlr)

51 whistleblowers alleging that their DMV coworkers were running industrial-scale drivers license fraud for cash.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 06:30 PM (1wjle)


There are those in state government who care and try to do the best work possible under the constraints they have, and then there are the slackers and looters who have the full backing of their management.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2026 06:37 PM (rbvCR)

52 Kathy Hochul is an accessory to the family slaughter.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 06:37 PM (5xBgn)

53 Well, male soccer players are fragile creatures, that flop onto the ground after a pat on the tush.

The same thing may happen on woman soccer teams, but I never watched.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:36 PM (u82oZ)

*ponders*

So you have only ever watched 'male' soccer, huh salty?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 06:38 PM (zZu0s)

54 There are those in state government who care and try to do the best work possible under the constraints they have, and then there are the slackers and looters who have the full backing of their management.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2026 06:37 PM (rbvCR)
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Congress just asks for its cut off the top.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 06:38 PM (Fi81e)

55 Hello fellow time travelers @ 7:23pm. Everything seems so different, and futuristic.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2026 06:38 PM (3uBP9)

56 OT: the Quest protein chips are actually not bad. They are growing on me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)

57 Whichever company hired this guy to drive should be no more, toast, and its owners barred from the industry.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 06:39 PM (5xBgn)

58 Kathy Hochul is an accessory to the family slaughter.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 06:37 PM (5xBgn)


Sovereign immunity. The Queen of NY does not respond to smelly poors.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2026 06:39 PM (rbvCR)

59 it would be interesting to know what "medical disability exemption" he got to exempt him from the English language requirement.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 01, 2026 06:32 PM (aD4fx)

Narcolepsy.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 01, 2026 06:40 PM (zYpTz)

60 He's a naturalized American citizen -- but he can't speak a word of English.

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I'm old enough to remember that the ability to read and speak English was a requirement of citizenship.

But hey, The Left and #Woke Riech can't import third-world murderers fast enough ... WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGE, RACISTS!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- During Trans Period Pride Month AKA Menstrual Equity??? at June 01, 2026 06:40 PM (Na5xP)

61 I denounce myself.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 01, 2026 06:40 PM (zYpTz)

62 As soon as something like this happens, they disappear and a dozen new companies open in their place.

Posted by: bonhomme
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That's going to slow down the shipping of books to learing centers across America.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 06:40 PM (Fi81e)

63 Dash, well played, sweetie.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2026 06:40 PM (5P5DO)

64 Whichever company hired this guy to drive should be no more, toast, and its owners barred from the industry.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 06:39 PM (5xBgn)

Luckily, didnt scouts just rule that companies can be held liable for their drivers?

Fucking sue the shit out of them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 06:40 PM (zZu0s)

65 Kathy Hochul's NY state gave this fraudulent migrant a CDL

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None dare call it "CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT MURDER."

Posted by: ShainS -- During Trans Period Pride Month AKA Menstrual Equity??? at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (Na5xP)

66 What time zone is Ace posting from?

Posted by: Ann at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (SHHm+)

67 Janet Mills just reminded everyone that her campaign is merely "suspended" and that she's still on the ballot.

===

This is going to be great! GREAT!

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (GD0B3)

68 I denounce myself.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 01, 2026 06:40 PM (zYpTz)


Why? I was going to say ADHD or Dyslexia.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (rbvCR)

69 FFS. Is there a single person working a government job that's not engaged in fraud?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 01, 2026 06:34 PM (zYpTz)

Not since they fired me. Truly.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (oSeBJ)

70 He was hired to drive a bus. Bankrupt the company that hired him.

Speaking English is not negotiable in the USA.
Posted by: old chick

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E&P Travel Inc. is a small charter bus company based in Kings Mountain, North Carolina, with its registered office at an apartment address (612 Charles St, Apt 89). Incorporated in November 2023 by Shuo Liu, the firm operates four vehicles and employs 11 drivers under FMCSA authority MC1601837.

The company is currently at the center of a major investigation following a fatal crash on Interstate 95 in Stafford County, Virginia, on May 29, 2026

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (+QDQw)

71 Mandami the Commie has decided to remove Mayor Ed Koch's name from the 59th Street Bridge.

Gee, I wonder why./

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (3ImbR)

72 To come to America you had to show you would be self sufficient
Now you just need to become a ward of the state

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (Ia/+0)

73 Aetius451AD work phone

I had a Mexican soccer player on my school bus. We talked. He claims he had no acting lessons.

He was illegally recruited to improve the local Kansas high school soccer team. Because coaches get a lot of money for winning and especially getting into end of season playoff games.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (u82oZ)

74 Sovereign immunity. The Queen of NY does not respond to smelly poors.
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* links pinkies *

Posted by: The Witch of Michigan at June 01, 2026 06:42 PM (Fi81e)

75 Not the craw. The Dong!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 06:42 PM (Cqx++)

76 Because coaches get a lot of money for winning and especially getting into end of season playoff games.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (u82oZ)

So you were the Ringer's driver?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 06:43 PM (zZu0s)

77
29

There are exceptions for some people over 55 (who've had a green card for more than 15 years), and for a "medical disability exemption".

I don't think that the guy is over 55, so it would be interesting to know what "medical disability exemption" he got to exempt him from the English language requirement.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 01, 2026 06:32 PM

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The disability would have to be bad enough to disqualify him from a license anyway (Legally blind? Narcolepsy? Retarded?). But so would being unable to speak or read English.

I suspect, if this story doesn't vanish, that we will discover that was no actual disability or other excuse, but that he got citizenship anyway. And that the key government officials involved were paid off, and probably not born here.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 01, 2026 06:43 PM (azNOR)

78 Mandami the Commie has decided to remove Mayor Ed Koch's name from the 59th Street Bridge.

Gee, I wonder why./
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (3ImbR)
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People must forget when Mayors were more functional and not so ideologically correct.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 06:43 PM (Fi81e)

79 67 Janet Mills just reminded everyone that her campaign is merely "suspended" and that she's still on the ballot.

===

This is going to be great! GREAT!
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (GD0B3)

Wish they had waited to dump the dirt on Platner until after the midterms.... Which makes me think it's the dems themselves behind it...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 06:43 PM (FtULh)

80 This guy is going to be the 2028 democrat presidential candidate.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 01, 2026 06:43 PM (xvV+O)

81 Mandami the Commie has decided to remove Mayor Ed Koch's name from the 59th Street Bridge.


===

He will rename it "Muhammad Bridge".

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 06:43 PM (GD0B3)

82
Mandami the Commie has decided to remove Mayor Ed Koch's name from the 59th Street Bridge.

Feelin' groovy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2026 06:44 PM (Cqx++)

83 Aetius451AD work phone

From home to class and back. Not to games.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:44 PM (u82oZ)

84 A near perfect democrat resume. If only he can get some homo angle, like a side piece of ass while he was married. He is a lock.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 01, 2026 06:45 PM (xvV+O)

85 These illegal drivers are everywhere. And they are shitty drivers. You have to be careful and put as much distance between you and them as you can but you have to take heed of the swerving.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 01, 2026 06:45 PM (D1E+2)

86 Wish they had waited to dump the dirt on Platner until after the midterms.... Which makes me think it's the dems themselves behind it...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 06:43 PM (FtULh)


Dems underestimated the power of nazi musk !

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 06:45 PM (GD0B3)

87 Mandami the Commie has decided to remove Mayor Ed Koch's name from the 59th Street Bridge."

Feeling groovy....

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 06:45 PM (XuXeR)

88 Slow again, I am....

Sigh

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 06:45 PM (XuXeR)

89 Wish they had waited to dump the dirt on Platner until after the midterms.... Which makes me think it's the dems themselves behind it...

Posted by: It's me donna
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Agree 100% on both points.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 01, 2026 06:46 PM (xvV+O)

90 May the Friends and Family of the Doncevs Find Strength and Be Comforted.

May the Family and Friends of Priscilla Mafalda likewise be Blessed...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at June 01, 2026 06:46 PM (3ZUWJ)

91
Semitruck driver, last name Noori, caused the Green River WY tunnel inferno last year.
Wyoming charging with Homicide.

Story at Cowboy State Daily.


Posted by: four seasons at June 01, 2026 06:46 PM (3ek7K)

92 Dollars to donuts this bus company is also a visa and benefits fraud scam.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 01, 2026 06:46 PM (+QDQw)

93 Mandami the Commie has decided to remove Mayor Ed Koch's name from the 59th Street Bridge.

What, named for one of the 9/11 hijackers?

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)

94 Axeman

Mandamni and most politicians:
sic transit gloria mundi.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:46 PM (u82oZ)

95 Dong, where's grampa's automobil
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Automobeer?

Posted by: Long Duc Dong at June 01, 2026 06:46 PM (z+O9Y)

96 5 Citizenship test is in English
Posted by: Paul at June 01, 2026 06:24 PM (kuSpK)
____________________________

Yup, with the only two exceptions being age (elderly can take it with an interpreter) or medical condition. It's a multiple choice test, and there had been rumors that the staff purposefully overlooks individuals who pull out their phone and have someone else taking the test that way.

Posted by: Orson at June 01, 2026 06:46 PM (dIske)

97 The Reddit-addicted Pussy Hustler also says he bought coke while on active duty "on the government's dime" and has, of course, "no regrets."/i]

If the coke was good, of course he had no complaints.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 06:47 PM (6ydKt)

98 Posted by: Orson at June 01, 2026 06:46 PM (dIske)

Just curious, why are you copying and pasting trolls ?

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 06:47 PM (GD0B3)

99 Be forewarned not to make too big a deal out of the English bit.

Most likely he speaks and reads perfect English, but only said "my no hablo" because they ALL say that when they are caught because it makes it so much more difficult to process them.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 01, 2026 06:47 PM (+QDQw)

100 >>>Speaking English is not negotiable in the USA.
Posted by: old chick at June 01, 2026 06:36 PM (F3Dlr

======

Hahaha, hahaha.

Oh, wait. You're serious?!

Posted by: John Jonah Jameson Jr. - Daily Bugle at June 01, 2026 06:48 PM (Y2/Vj)

101 No surprise.

48 out of 50 states allow you to take your driver's test in a language other than English. The only two that require English are South Dakota and Wyoming. California offers the most language choices at 32.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 01, 2026 06:48 PM (3ImbR)

102 98 Posted by: Orson at June 01, 2026 06:46 PM (dIske)

Just curious, why are you copying and pasting trolls ?
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 06:47 PM (GD0B3)
__________________________________

Do you disagree with my response?

Posted by: Orson at June 01, 2026 06:48 PM (dIske)

103 > bonhomme, do they get away with no insurance too?

Sometimes the shell only owns the trucks. Sometimes they're chameleon companies. One shuts down, it re-opens under a new name. Then they present the new name to insurance companies. Sometimes they have self-insured retentions.

If the company disappears, it might be hard to locate the dissolved company. Sometimes the insurance company will use the fact that the trucking company is fraudulent to deny coverage. Sometimes the company will operate under lapsed policy. Sometimes the company is self insured. If the company disappears with all of its assets, good luck collecting against that.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 06:49 PM (mkw2N)

104 Sadly, tragically, something similar just happened to a great man , lawyer and long time friend. Near Atlanta, wihile stopped for traffic, he, his wife and son were plowed into by a dump truck. Our friend and his son were killed; his wife is hospitalized. I haven't heard the details of the culpable driver but I have an inkling... This has to stop.

Posted by: LASue at June 01, 2026 06:50 PM (lCppi)

105 Howie Carr (Boston talk radio) calls Platner the “Oyster Fuhrer”. Great nickname.

Also said he comes from a wealthy family and went to the Hotchkiss School, a New England private expensive high school in CT. He ain’t no working class.

Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at June 01, 2026 06:50 PM (np2zX)

106
Not now. No time for yanky my wanky. The Donger needs amphetamines.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 01, 2026 06:50 PM (azNOR)

107 Kathy Hochul's NY state gave this fraudulent migrant a CDL

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Soon, Hochul, soon...

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 01, 2026 06:50 PM (Vh9CX)

108 Do you disagree with my response?
Posted by: Orson at June 01, 2026 06:48 PM (dIske)

Ok, I see now why you are copying and pasting trolls.

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 06:51 PM (GD0B3)

109 Not long after 9/11 in upprr People's Republic of New Jersey at a Home Depot duel announcements in England and Spanish

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 06:51 PM (Ia/+0)

110 It’s only going to get worse. I’m glad we didn’t have kiddos.

Posted by: Billythesquid at June 01, 2026 06:51 PM (ijc3Q)

111 I honestly don't know why Platner ever thought he'd get away with running for any public office with all this stuff in his closet.

How does one go from Military, to Communist-Perv Redditor to Oyster Farming to Part-Time Harbor Master to U.S. Senator anyhow?

Not a typical career path.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 06:52 PM (6ydKt)

112 E&P Travel Inc. is a small charter bus company based in Kings Mountain, North Carolina, with its registered office at an apartment address (612 Charles St, Apt 89). Incorporated in November 2023 by Shuo Liu, the firm operates four vehicles and employs 11 drivers under FMCSA authority MC1601837.

The company is currently at the center of a major investigation following a fatal crash on Interstate 95 in Stafford County, Virginia, on May 29, 2026
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 01, 2026 06:41 PM (+QDQw)

5 dead bodies including children, because he couldn't speak or read English yet he was given a paid position driving a bus endangering every single vehicle/person in his path.

It is an urgent necessity to demand that ALL are fluent in English in this country. My gawd, when we will learn that being accommodating means death?

Posted by: old chick at June 01, 2026 06:52 PM (F3Dlr)

113 runner

That was an unusually coherent and on topic response from our benighted troll.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:52 PM (u82oZ)

114 It’s only going to get worse. I’m glad we didn’t have kiddos.
Posted by: Billythesquid at June 01, 2026 06:51 PM (ijc3Q)

Thats very sad. I'm sorry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 06:52 PM (zZu0s)

115 What, named for one of the 9/11 hijackers?
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)
~~~~~

Wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 01, 2026 06:52 PM (3ImbR)

116
If the company disappears, it might be hard to locate the dissolved company. Sometimes the insurance company will use the fact that the trucking company is fraudulent to deny coverage. Sometimes the company will operate under lapsed policy. Sometimes the company is self insured. If the company disappears with all of its assets, good luck collecting against that.

-------

Pretty sure the CEO and owner's name are on the articles of organization.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 06:49 PM (mkw2N)

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 01, 2026 06:52 PM (Vh9CX)

117 I honestly don't know why Platner ever thought he'd get away with running for any public office with all this stuff in his closet.

How does one go from Military, to Communist-Perv Redditor to Oyster Farming to Part-Time Harbor Master to U.S. Senator anyhow?

Not a typical career path.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 06:52 PM (6ydKt)
===========================
Yeah, usually it's unemployed commune worker to Mayor to Senator

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 01, 2026 06:53 PM (XCCeP)

118 Per Bing AI one of the council women who has supported renaming the bridge reversed herself and now does not support renaming the bridge.

Grain of salt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 06:54 PM (zZu0s)

119 I can't get over how much Mamdani's wife looks like a young Ayn Rand.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2026 06:54 PM (rbvCR)

120 SpeakingOf

He is the fusible link to get a smoother, but still Left-voting candidate. This is an OP.

People will vote in relief for the new Dem candidate, and the Left can try and shed their well-deserved reputation for Anti-Semitism and Nazi worship.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:55 PM (u82oZ)

121 That Platner guy is the rule, not the exception. Thousands like him running around, nothing wrong with them, collecting this or that benefit for being "disabled" and avoiding work or having a sinecure to snuggle up into while proclaiming from the roof tops how much they "work".

All bullshit.

Posted by: It's A Swindle, A Swindle at June 01, 2026 06:55 PM (z20w/)

122 I can't get over how much Mamdani's wife looks like a young Ayn Rand.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2026 06:54 PM (rbvCR)

Crazy eyes and all?

*goes to look her up*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 06:55 PM (zZu0s)

123 Somebody posted the newest Spencer Pratt ad earlier and it's perfect:

https://tinyurl.com/4hjtcj34
(X post)

The blue-haired barista girl at the end giggling at her 'daddy issues' is on point.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 06:57 PM (6ydKt)

124 5 dead bodies including children, because he couldn't speak or read English yet he was given a paid position driving a bus endangering every single vehicle/person in his path.

It is an urgent necessity to demand that ALL are fluent in English in this country. My gawd, when we will learn that being accommodating means death?
Posted by: old chick at June 01, 2026 06:52 PM (F3Dlr)
----
He was also a direct threat to every passenger on his bus.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 06:57 PM (gnNyN)

125 I can't get over how much Mamdani's wife looks like a young Ayn Rand.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2026 06:54 PM (rbvCR)
~~~~~

His wife's a dog. Sorry, but it's true. And her antisemitism makes her even uglier.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 01, 2026 06:57 PM (3ImbR)

126 Aetius451AD

Does she write love scenes as bad as Ayn Rand?
That would be sad and bad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:57 PM (u82oZ)

127 I enjoy sniffing Transgender Farts so that I can be more in touch with my feminine side.

How about everyone else out there ???

Posted by: Graham Cunningham Platner at June 01, 2026 06:58 PM (MELMQ)

128 I just pulled up E & P Travel (company running the bus)...their domicile is a residential apartment.

Posted by: Orson at June 01, 2026 06:58 PM (dIske)

129 Sorry, kindly I don't see it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 06:58 PM (zZu0s)

130 Being working class requires 1, not being born into privilege and going to private school and 2, working.

------------

"NAZI Nepot Babies FTW!"

/Call me, Cucker Qatarlson

Posted by: ShainS -- During Trans Period Pride Month AKA Menstrual Equity??? at June 01, 2026 06:59 PM (Na5xP)

131 His wife's a dog. Sorry, but it's true. And her antisemitism makes her even uglier.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 01, 2026 06:57 PM (3ImbR)

In some of her pictures she kinda sorta looks like a hairier ann Hathaway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 06:59 PM (zZu0s)

132 Yeah, usually it's unemployed commune worker to Mayor to Senator

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 01, 2026 06:53 PM (XCCeP)

He must've been buddies with Bernie is probably the answer.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 06:59 PM (6ydKt)

133
The Adulterous Nazi Communist Is Also a Cokehead

____________
.
Democrat Bingo!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 06:59 PM (O0L8i)

134 Does she write love scenes as bad as Ayn Rand?
That would be sad and bad.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 06:57 PM (u82oZ)

Did she write graphic and highly detailed lust letters to mickey spillane?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 07:00 PM (zZu0s)

135 I just pulled up E & P Travel (company running the bus)...their domicile is a residential apartment.

Posted by: Orson at June 01, 2026 06:58 PM (dIske)

--------------

Somalians, eating the dogs and the cats?

Posted by: ShainS -- During Trans Period Pride Month AKA Menstrual Equity??? at June 01, 2026 07:01 PM (Na5xP)

136 128 I just pulled up E & P Travel (company running the bus)...their domicile is a residential apartment.

Posted by: Orson at June 01, 2026 06:58 PM (dIske)

Must be a bear to do maintenance on a passenger bus in the apartment parking lot.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 07:02 PM (6ydKt)

137 The Adulterous Nazi Communist Is Also a Cokehead

____________
.
Democrat Bingo!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 06:59 PM (O0L8i)

--------------

At least he's not a pedophile.

Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2026 07:02 PM (Na5xP)

138 His wife's a dog. Sorry, but it's true. And her antisemitism makes her even uglier.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 01, 2026 06:57 PM (3ImbR)


If not objectivist, then why objectivist shaped?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2026 07:02 PM (rbvCR)

139 Here's a link to Rama Mamdani's website where she showcases her "artwork." Nearly all of it looks like self-portraits. Not a fan.

https://tinyurl.com/5ef3a5me

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 01, 2026 07:04 PM (3ImbR)

140 Thinking about Platner's sex pest website handle. Didn't Hunter Biden have a ridiculous username on some of the websites he was on? Maybe one of the porn sites or emails. It was some combination of 1) a term for posterior 2) a series of numbers 3) some action word like blaster or annihilator or something similar.

Anyone remember that?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2026 07:04 PM (3uBP9)

141
Whenever I see a headline starting "Another Migrant Who" or "Illegal Alien Who," I don't know whether it's going to be the illegal alien who stabbed three people or the migrant who plowed a semi into 5 cars or the illegal alien who became a school superintendent and embezzled $500,000 over three years or the non-English speaking migrant who...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 07:05 PM (n7rxJ)

142 Somalians, eating the dogs and the cats?

Posted by: ShainS -- During Trans Period Pride Month AKA Menstrual Equity??? at June 01, 2026 07:01 PM (Na5xP)

They're just eating the dogs and the cats that Americans don't want to eat.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 01, 2026 07:05 PM (dK+Kv)

143
When I see photos of Madman and his wife I see the devil.

They are evil.

Posted by: four seasons at June 01, 2026 07:05 PM (3ek7K)

144 Not impressed, but seems like someone screaming inside

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 07:05 PM (Ia/+0)

145 I don't suppose Herr Platner can be called back before a tribunal and charged under UCMJ?
Be funny to try to campaign from Leavenworth.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 07:06 PM (gKWVE)

146 Back when someone in the Federal guvment decided the national drinking age should be 21, but they had no authority to do it, extorted the States by denying DOT highway funding from any state that did not raise the age to 21. I think North Dakota was the last hold out having only like 5 miles of interstate...

Strictly speaking, the age to consume alcohol is at best tangentially related to driving or using federal transportation system, but they did.

That said,

Federal DOT should withhold all funding from States (NYFS) for all transportation systems, maybe including FAA*, if they do not provide the records that were politely requested.
Shut NY Fing State down.

* Actually, I think it best to keep the airports open for inbound passenger traffic, but no outbound unless they are going overseas.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2026 07:06 PM (/lPRQ)

147 FFS. Is there a single person working a government job that's not engaged in fraud?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!


Well, yes. But he makes the rest look bad, so the union's on his case.

Posted by: RandomDave at June 01, 2026 07:07 PM (aJQbY)

148 As for stupid poonhound names, gotta give it up to Carlos Danger. I'm just sorry the actual Carlos Dengler didn't roll up to beat Weiner with his bass.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 07:07 PM (gKWVE)

149 And who can forget 'Pierre Delecto'?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 07:08 PM (6ydKt)

150 Well, we don't know that Pierre Delecto was bothering teenaged girls.

Posted by: probably more into boys anyway at June 01, 2026 07:09 PM (gKWVE)

151 I have a long commute tomorrow, should be getting ready for bed

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2026 07:09 PM (Ia/+0)

152 nood


sikh

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2026 07:09 PM (3uBP9)

153 141
Whenever I see a headline starting "Another Migrant Who" or "Illegal Alien Who," I don't know whether it's going to be the illegal alien who stabbed three people or the migrant who plowed a semi into 5 cars or the illegal alien who became a school superintendent and embezzled $500,000 over three years or the non-English speaking migrant who...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2026 07:05 PM (n7rxJ)


You are noticing patterns.
This is forbidden in our modern progressive utopia.

Racist.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 01, 2026 07:10 PM (6ydKt)

154 I had a remarkable day yesterday. After literally months of being stuck on a particular challenge in the video game Jurassic World: Evolution III, I finally figured it out! My joy is only slightly diminished by my knowledge of how f*cking simple it was and how f*cking stupid I was. Now I'm breeding dinos like Perdue Farms breeds chickens. Bask in my glory!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:11 PM (ndZc7)

155 Somebody posted the newest Spencer Pratt ad earlier and it's perfect:

https://tinyurl.com/4hjtcj34
(X post)

The blue-haired barista girl at the end giggling at her 'daddy issues' is on point.
Posted by: SpeakingOf


Hood Rat saying "Ain't going back to jail" with a pistol sticking out of his waistline.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2026 07:11 PM (/lPRQ)

156 Start spreading the news, you're dying today, tell 'em, Frank
I want to be a part of it, New York, New York
Your vagabond drivers, they are longing to stray
And crash into the heart of it, New York, New York
I wanna wake up in that city morgue that doesn't sleep
And find your king of the hill, top of the heap...

Posted by: Zombie Frank Sinatra, Dirty WOP With A Big Crank at June 01, 2026 07:11 PM (z20w/)

157 Almost dinner time for me, and for the furry thugs.

River of No Return with Marilyn Monroe and Robert Mitchum is on Movies! tonight at 7 Central.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 07:13 PM (wzUl9)

158 CBS News had this story on their web site. No mention of not speaking English.

Posted by: Joemarine at June 01, 2026 07:14 PM (y171U)

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