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More: The Nazi Communist Stimulated by Poop Posted Lewd Photos on an App Used by Minors to Arrange Hook-Ups
The App Is Called a "Predator's Paradise" For Allowing Hook-Ups with Minors, and Platner Had An Active Account Until This Past Weekend

Boy I am really a full 48 hours behind this story, as I'm sure many of you tried to tell me in the comments.

Embattled Maine Democratic Senate hopeful Graham Platner finally addressed the infidelity scandal roiling his campaign after putting his wife forward to answer for him in a solo video that critics likened to a hostage film.

Platner, 41, and his wife, Amy Gertner, spoke briefly to News Center Maine Sunday after a campaign appearance in Portland, dismissing as "gossip" allegations that the horny oyster farmer exchanged sexually explicit messages with as many as a dozen women since the couple tied the knot in 2023.

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"Amy and I have a very loving and very happy marriage. They would very much like to try to rip that apart," he claimed before rehashing his stump speech about closing hospitals, low pay for teachers and nurses and Mainers' paychecks not going as far as they used to.

"But of course, the powers that be do not want us to talk about that, and so they're just going to do gossip instead," Platner concluded.

Oh I get it, I'm the bad guy. I'm the one who violated the sancticty of your sham welfare-moocher marriage.


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Gertner flagged to campaign staffers that her husband had been chatting up other women, including through private messaging app Kik, where it was revealed the Maine Senate hopeful's profile photo featured him wearing only a towel.

Platner's profile image on Kik was a bathroom mirror selfie featuring him wearing only a towel.

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In a bizarre twist to the story, Gertner was the one who tipped off campaign staffers about her husband's activities.

All of his screen names are variations of P-Hustle or P-Hustler, which of course stands for "Pussy Hustler."

Or, maybe, given his eroticization of the shit-house, it means Poop Hustler.

Ladies, don't respond to DMs from someone calling himself Pussy Hustler. Or Mish Hunter, or Cooze Shooter, or Slam Scammer, or really anything other than a normal name.

People are saying online that the app he used to send his dicpics is 60% used by young people, 13-24. I don't know if that really means much because Yutes use most hook-up apps, but he's a dirtbag and I bet this teeny-tiny trace of thin smoke might lead back to actual fire.

I mean, the app is called a "predator's paradise" due to the ease with which child predators can find victims.

And Platner still has an active account on it!

Platner still has active account on anonymous app dubbed 'predator's paradise' amid cheating scandal

Platner's campaign says he deleted the app long ago, but Fox News Digital reviewed an active profile with a sexually suggestive image

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Senate candidate Graham Platner has not deactivated his account on a private messaging app associated with casual sex and anonymous encounters -- despite facing mounting questions over infidelity and the platform's ties to sexual exploitation.

Platner, the presumptive Democratic nominee in Maine's 2026 Senate race, has an active profile on Kik, an anonymous chatting platform notorious for lax identification methods that have enabled the proliferation of child sexual abuse material.

The profile, reviewed by Fox News Digital, contains a sexually suggestive picture of Platner showing the candidate's naked torso with a towel draped around his waist. It is unclear when the image was taken, but Platner created the account in 2016.

Platner's presence on Kik was first reported by The Wall Street Journal, which reported that he sent sexually explicit messages to multiple women while married to his wife Amy Gertner, who wedded Platner in 2023. According to the outlet, Platner's wife first discovered the adulterous messages in the spring of 2025 and later divulged them to a since-departed campaign official.

Multiple child safety groups have criticized Kik due to its anonymous structure and public group chats that allow strangers to contact each other with little effort.

Users only need an email address to create an account, and there is no enforceable age-verification mechanism.

Roughly 70% of the platform's users are estimated to be between 13 and 24 years old, according to multiple industry reports.

The National Center on Sexual Exploitation designated Kik as a "predator's paradise" in 2023 for being rampant with "predatory behavior and child sexual exploitation."

The watchdog also placed the platform on its "Dirty Dozen" list for facilitating and profiting from sexual exploitation.

In 2024, Kik was rated the worst app for severe sexual content, according to Bark, a parental control and online safety platform.

Between 2023 and 2025, at least four Maine men were sentenced for distributing child pornography or soliciting nude pictures from underage girls by posing as minors while using Kik.

It is unclear who Platner messaged on the clandestine platform, but there is no evidence he communicated with minors.

We'll see. We'll see.

The Platner campaign said over the weekend that he deleted the app from his phone.

Just like he only papered-over his SS Totenkopf tattoo after it was exposed.

Meanwhile, Democrats who claim to be Anti-Nazi and Anti-Toxic Masculinity can't stop making excuses for Platner.

As Instapundit has said so many times: The people who are always telling you how passionately they believe the things they claim to believe actually believe none of the things they claim to believe.

It's all psychopathic Cluster-B manipulation and status-farming.


What has to happen for Democrats to stand up for the puritanical beliefs they all claim to hold?

Nothing will ever make them stand up for these beliefs, because these are all the manipulations of Dark Triad narcissists and psychopaths.

Democrats are again acting like they occupy the high moral ground of American politics.

But if 2026 has proven anything, it's that there's virtually nothing a left-wing candidate could say or do that would elicit condemnation from Democrats if doing so threatened their power.

Democrats, for example, demand credit for their opposition to Maureen Galindo, the Texas House candidate who proposed putting American "Zionists" (wink, wink) into concentration camps and castrating them.

Galindo lost her Texas primary last week, but still won 36% of the vote -- not a bad showing for a politician championing mass imprisonment of her political enemies.

The question, though, is whether House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, or Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, or anyone at Pod Save America or the Bulwark would have uttered a word in protest, had Galindo already won her primary before making those comments.

All the evidence strongly suggests no.

And by evidence, I mean their explicit support for slightly less offensive cranks, extremists, bigots and terrorism apologists like new party power broker Hasan Piker, or the socialist Hezbollah fan Abdul el Sayed in Michigan, or the Hamas apologist Chris Rabb in Pennsylvania -- a guy who suggested the massacre of Jews at Bondi Beach was a "false flag" operation by "Zionists."

Imagine telling someone 20 years ago that a leading House candidate in a New Jersey district right outside New York City had both volunteered for an al Qaeda front in Europe and spent years being friends with "Blind Sheik" Omar Abdel-Rahman, the longtime jihadi preacher who was sentenced for seditious conspiracy after planning a "day of terror" in 1993.

Adam Hamawy defended Abdel-Rahman during his trial -- and yet not a single notable Democrat has called him out on it.

Many of the same Democrats who expect Republicans to wring their hands over Republican Texas senatorial candidate Ken Paxton, a man tainted by corruption, have offered full-throated endorsement of a man who knowingly got and kept a Totenkopf SS Nazi tattoo for 20 years.

It's not just Graham Platner's mentally unstable ravings -- including saying a Purple Heart recipient didn't "deserve to live," or that "all cops are bastards," or that white rural Americans were "racist and stupid," or that the Virgin Mary was a "skank," or defending child killers of Hamas, or contending that sexual assault victims bring it on themselves.

It's that he still uses unhinged Marxist language right now.

Platner isn't the first skeeze to run for major office, but he might be the most extreme.

Only two elected Democrats, as far as I can tell, have spoken out about Platner's soft spot for Nazis.

One is Sen. John Fetterman, who is under relentless attack from his own party for supporting Israel over Islamists; the other is Massachusetts Rep. Jake Auchincloss.

And Auchincloss was bullied by Democrats and leftists for actually opposing a Nazi. Which, as a Jew, he's kind of duty-bound to do.

But instead they told him that he was a Nazi for opposing the Nazi.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:19 PM




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Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 01:20 PM (6wpGE)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 01, 2026 01:21 PM (NcvvS)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 01:21 PM (X0axn)

4 Despite having a Nazi tattoo, being exposed as a serial adulterer, and posting lewd profile photos to minors on KIK, Democrats give Graham Platner a standing ovation.

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Those 30 supporters are going to storm the polls!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:22 PM (7RBt4)

5 ‘ Despite having a Nazi tattoo, being exposed as a serial adulterer, and posting lewd profile photos to minors on KIK, Democrats give Graham Platner a standing ovation.’

Well, yea. You see the mutants and fat gerbils in that audience? Half of them are on Kik with Gay Nazi trolling for 12-year-old dick.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 01, 2026 01:23 PM (1PAVJ)

6 Nazi? Check.
Pedo? Check.
Lives off his mom? Check.
Fired from his only job? Check.

He's a Democrat. No doubt about it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 01:23 PM (nUOgX)

7
I think he's as likely to kill whoever the Party sends to pressure him, smear himself with their blood, and dance around a bonfire hooting and hollering while shaking their decapitated heads like maracas, as he is to comply and drop out on demand.

Posted by: SciVo at June 01, 2026 01:23 PM (Sy6m/)

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No lies detected.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:23 PM (7RBt4)

8 >>Ladies, don't respond to DMs from someone calling himself Pussy Hustler. Or Mish Hunter, or Cooze Shooter, or Slam Scammer, or really anything other than a normal name.


Mish Masher is right out.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2026 01:24 PM (P0D9r)

9 Willowed:

241 I can see this, and have seen it in the Republican party. A candidate that represents the extreme of the party is gaining traction, so the Establishment let's them win the primary, tanks their chances in the general election, and then uses that as leverage in future elections to push a "moderate."
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2026 01:10 PM (w1Iba)
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Dems switching out candidates at the last minute was perfectly demonstrated in the Torricelli-Lautenberg switcheroo in the 2002 New Jersey Senate race.

Toricelli, the incumbent, was unelectable and the GOP candidate, Forrester (?) had a good chance of grabbing the seat, so the Dems begged Lautenberg to run. He agreed, and Torricelli got the heave-ho. Lautenberg won the seat.
Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2026 01:22 PM (rj6Yv)

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2026 01:24 PM (rj6Yv)

10 NEIN! NEIN! It stands for "Panzer Hustle!" I'm no Epstein. He's a Jew!

Posted by: Oberleutnant Platner at June 01, 2026 01:24 PM (BI5O2)

11 The hostage-like video of this guy with his wife is really very, very scary.

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 01:24 PM (6wpGE)

12 boy I really should have checked to see if there were any updates to this story before I posted...

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 01:24 PM (1wjle)

13 Can we convince Democrats that the easiest path to power is to enforce borders, kick out illegals, end fraud, and govern well?

Then the people will like them more and they can do the tranny stuff or whatever with less blowback?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:25 PM (7RBt4)

14 If only there were some red flags.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 01:25 PM (gKWVE)

15 I'm just a guy looking for a nice girl.

Posted by: Poon Crusher at June 01, 2026 01:25 PM (1wjle)

16 12 boy I really should have checked to see if there were any updates to this story before I posted...

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 01:24 PM (1wjle)

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What story?

Is there content?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:25 PM (7RBt4)

17 her husband had been chatting up other women, including through private messaging app Kik

Kik is (well, originally was) FOR KIDS

luckily most of them realized it was full of pedos pretty quickly

him being on there as an adult male it just equals perv and I think pedo too

now as far as the left? this guy - THIS GUY - they can relate to. no joke.

they are sick pups

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 01, 2026 01:26 PM (j+aD2)

18 Look, if Bernie Sanders has taught me anything, white women are crazy, especially around sex, and Maine has a lot of white women. This could all be social signaling telling women Platner is hot and desirable, so they support him more.

It worked for the Kennedys...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 01, 2026 01:26 PM (w1Iba)

19 14 If only there were some red flags.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 01:25 PM (gKWVE)

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I can't wait for the next season of "Democrat Party Idol" already.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:26 PM (7RBt4)

20 Orwell deserves a mention with Isaiah and Ezekiel…. Well not on the level of those Biblical prophets but man did he nail the lefty mindset…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 01:26 PM (hxAVk)

21 "... or that white rural Americans were "racist and stupid,"
_______________________________

LMAO...A white guy, with a Nazi tattoo, living in rural Maine who leaves a line of breadcrumbs leading to one example of poor decision making after another.

Platner thinks everyone is exactly like him.

Posted by: Orson at June 01, 2026 01:26 PM (dIske)

22 I hope his wife is not staying in the same house where he lives.

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 01:26 PM (6wpGE)

23 This story has the Dems so flustered and discombobulated that they can't even muster a "Republicans pounce" headline.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 01:26 PM (73/SM)

24 ‘ Ladies, don't respond to DMs from someone calling himself Pussy Hustler. Or Mish Hunter, or Cooze Shooter, or Slam Scammer, or really anything other than a normal name.’

How about … The Blade?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 01, 2026 01:27 PM (1PAVJ)

25 12 boy I really should have checked to see if there were any updates to this story before I posted...
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 01:24 PM (1wjle)

Are you new here?

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 01:27 PM (6wpGE)

26 He already apologized for trying to date children. It's old news. Move on.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2026 01:27 PM (gN6zd)

27 Brennan: "Does he pass the 'character' test?"
Murphy: "You betcha he does"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 01:27 PM (YdWlB)

28 What the fuck is that venue? A roll up door storage area dungeon? All 75 square meters? Fisheye high speed pan? Sod off, Swampy.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 01, 2026 01:27 PM (YlWIZ)

29 Utilitarians only care about their desired outcome.

They have no Beliefs. They have no Principles. They have no Morality.

They only have an overarching sense of Self and an endless appetite for Selfish Action.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2026 01:27 PM (P0D9r)

30 >>>26 He already apologized for trying to date children. It's old news. Move on.

That's what his PR guy, an effeminate Democrat named marty Katz, is saying, basically.

And this guy is a story in himself.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 01:28 PM (1wjle)

31 Check out the furry in this video of Platner's campaign trying to make the most of a bad situation:

https://x.com/TheMaineWire/status/
2061134853387554911

It's the BJ bear from The Shining and everything!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:28 PM (7RBt4)

32 >>boy I really should have checked to see if there were any updates to this story before I posted...

Think of it as 'bonus content' on a Monday afternoon.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 01, 2026 01:28 PM (NcvvS)

33 26 He already apologized for trying to date children. It's old news. Move on.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2026 01:27 PM (gN6zd)

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MoveOn.org.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:28 PM (7RBt4)

34 >>>Platner's campaign says he deleted the app long ago

Why? WHY DID HE DELETE THE APP.

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 01:29 PM (6wpGE)

35 27 Brennan: "Does he pass the 'character' test?"
Murphy: "You betcha he does"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 01:27 PM (YdWlB)

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Post election:

"There were some warning signs that I didn't see at the time. We'll find a Nazi who appeals to moderate Republicans next time."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:29 PM (7RBt4)

36 Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 01:24 PM (1wjle)
Are you new here?
Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 01:27 PM (6wpGE)


I think that commenter got banned.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 01:29 PM (gKWVE)

37 >>I really should have checked to see if there were any updates to this story before I posted...


That seems awfully professional. I am not sure anyone is ready for that, ace.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2026 01:29 PM (P0D9r)

38 This guy was obliterating the current governor in the primary... I might add.
Amazing

Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2026 01:29 PM (53oGX)

39 The answer to the Fox reporters question is "the Dems care about power, Power , POWER"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 01:29 PM (xDmZM)

40 Dump Platner?

No. I can't spare this man! He will always vote Commie!

Posted by: Abraham L. Schumer at June 01, 2026 01:30 PM (5rh/l)

41 Evil fully seen would make one insane; recoil in abject fear begging God to take it from the soul. God be merciful and save us.

Posted by: kingsman at June 01, 2026 01:30 PM (ehY6c)

42 Janet Mills is still on the Democrat primary ballot. This could get interesting-she dropped out because of bad poll numbers but can still be voted for. Was this her strategy all along or is she going to take advantage of the opportunity?

Posted by: pookysgirl flips a coin at June 01, 2026 01:30 PM (Wt5PA)

43 >Ladies, don't respond to DMs from someone calling himself Pussy Hustler. Or Mish Hunter, or Cooze Shooter, or Slam Scammer, or really anything other than a normal name
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How do we know the "p" stood for "pussy?"

It's like Talarico having a handle like that.

You know it's not the initial for the slang for vagina ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 01:30 PM (73/SM)

44 Fire exits? Restrooms? Go back to North Korean propaganda school.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 01, 2026 01:30 PM (YlWIZ)

45 It's always been funny to me... I lived in rural/small town America, in the West and South and mid-Atlantic my entire life.

The only people I've ever met who are casually racist as a matter of daily routine - the kind who use the word n***er as a verbal crutch and rail against Jews all the time - are urban whites from New England. Particularly the Boston Irish.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2026 01:30 PM (BI5O2)

46 42 Janet Mills is still on the Democrat primary ballot. This could get interesting-she dropped out because of bad poll numbers but can still be voted for. Was this her strategy all along or is she going to take advantage of the opportunity?

Posted by: pookysgirl flips a coin at June 01, 2026 01:30 PM (Wt5PA)

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He was beating her by double digits, like 30-50 points based on the poll, after the Nazi tattoo.

Him cheating on his wife isn't going to move the needle anymore than that did.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:30 PM (7RBt4)

47 Democrats saying Susan Collins is a MAGA fascist and "the worst person" is really funny too.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2026 01:30 PM (2ocoG)

48 The fact that the ‘wife’ first alerted this creep’s political campaign about the perverted sexting is proof positive that the marriage is a sham for purely political purposes. What actual wife discovers her husband is cheating and … alerts his political campaign? She alerted the campaign because that’s all the marriage is about.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 01, 2026 01:31 PM (1PAVJ)

49 I asked my nephews what kick is used for and the answer was: people too violent/extreme/crazy to use twitter or twitch

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)

50 47 Democrats saying Susan Collins is a MAGA fascist and "the worst person" is really funny too.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2026 01:30 PM (2ocoG)

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"She voted to let a literal rapist on SCOTUS!"

"Ford accused Kavanaugh of rape?"

*block*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:31 PM (7RBt4)

51 37 >>I really should have checked to see if there were any updates to this story before I posted...

That seems awfully professional. I am not sure anyone is ready for that, ace.
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2026 01:29 PM (P0D9r)

Some of us will have endless amounts to say about this topic up until the time that his candidacy flames out.

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 01:31 PM (6wpGE)

52 a/s/l

Posted by: Poop Wrangler at June 01, 2026 01:31 PM (1wjle)

53 Susan Collins, elected and re-elected to her seat in Maine since the Late Pleistocene, is being called "sooper dooper EVIL" because the rule is that the Rethuglican has to be the Evilest candidate.

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2026 01:31 PM (rj6Yv)

54 Oh, and wealthy Germans. Racist AF.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2026 01:31 PM (BI5O2)

55 53 Susan Collins, elected and re-elected to her seat in Maine since the Late Pleistocene, is being called "sooper dooper EVIL" because the rule is that the Rethuglican has to be the Evilest candidate.

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2026 01:31 PM (rj6Yv)

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"If only she could be moderate like Donald Trump."
-2029

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:32 PM (7RBt4)

56 48 The fact that the ‘wife’ first alerted this creep’s political campaign about the perverted sexting is proof positive that the marriage is a sham for purely political purposes. What actual wife discovers her husband is cheating and … alerts his political campaign? She alerted the campaign because that’s all the marriage is about.

yep she's just another activist playing a role

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 01, 2026 01:32 PM (j+aD2)

57 The Dems are running a pedo, Nazi, communist. Nobody could make up a situation that I enjoy watching more. Lose control of your bowels and bladder Dems, especially you Schumer

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 01:32 PM (xDmZM)

58 These tattoos are German for "The Bart, The".

Posted by: Sideshow Bob at June 01, 2026 01:32 PM (yInIL)

59 "Boy I am really a full 48 hours behind this story"

Graham Platner is behind this story too iykwimaityd.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2026 01:32 PM (m5dJ5)

60 46 42 Janet Mills is still on the Democrat primary ballot. This could get interesting-she dropped out because of bad poll numbers but can still be voted for. Was this her strategy all along or is she going to take advantage of the opportunity?

Posted by: pookysgirl flips a coin at June 01, 2026 01:30 PM (Wt5PA)

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He was beating her by double digits, like 30-50 points based on the poll, after the Nazi tattoo.

Him cheating on his wife isn't going to move the needle anymore than that did.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:30 PM (7RBt4)

The pedo stuff will perhaps be harmful.

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 01:33 PM (6wpGE)

61 fanny falconer

putain poacher

snatch stalker

hoo haw hawker

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2026 01:33 PM (3uBP9)

62 The only thing that was surprising about that standing ovation clip was it didn't end with Chris Hanson saying "why don't you take a seat?"

I've not seen that many pedos since his show went off the air.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 01:33 PM (73/SM)

63 are urban whites from New England. Particularly the Boston Irish.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2026 01:30 PM (BI5O2)

The parties switched.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2026 01:33 PM (gN6zd)

64 >> I asked my nephews what kick is used for and the answer was: people too violent/extreme/crazy to use twitter or twitch


This is not Kick.

I believe this is Kik???

Different things, entirely.

Kick, from what I can tell, is the Streaming Platform that pays content creators the most for their effort.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2026 01:33 PM (P0D9r)

65 So Filipovic says that Platner is bad at making decisions then argues that doesn't matter in choosing a Senator.

Ok then.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

66 I was on KIK only for reading the articles.

Posted by: Platner at June 01, 2026 01:34 PM (wVcYX)

67 >>Ladies, don't respond to DMs from someone calling himself Pussy Hustler. Or Mish Hunter, or Cooze Shooter, or Slam Scammer, or really anything other than a normal name.

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Missed it by *that* much.

Posted by: snizz snatcher at June 01, 2026 01:34 PM (VXSY6)

68 57 The Dems are running a pedo, Nazi, communist. Nobody could make up a situation that I enjoy watching more. Lose control of your bowels and bladder Dems, especially you Schumer

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 01:32 PM (xDmZM)

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Schumer knew Platner was an issue months ago. That's why he got Mills to run.

When Democrats don't net any Senate seats (heck...imagine they lose one with the combination of a surprise hold in NC for the GOP followed by the Democrats losing MI) in the worst economy ever under the most unpopular president ever, and it can easily be laid at the feet of some really bad candidate choices.

Well, DNC meetings should be entertaining.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:34 PM (7RBt4)

69 His WIFE leaked this?

Hahaaaaaaaa

He's done

Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 01, 2026 01:34 PM (AoT+z)

70 Maine Democratic candidate for U.S. Senate Graham Platner pulled out of appearing on MS NOW.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2026 01:34 PM (UjdFS)

71 The Dems are running a pedo, Nazi, communist. Nobody could make up a situation that I enjoy watching more. Lose control of your bowels and bladder Dems, especially you Schumer

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 01:32 PM (xDmZM)

Don't make the mistake of assuming it shames them in any way.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2026 01:34 PM (gN6zd)

72 Lying sacks of shit gotta lie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 01:34 PM (X0axn)

73 Was the guy in the bear suit working for Platner?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

74
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He was beating her by double digits, like 30-50 points based on the poll, after the Nazi tattoo.

Him cheating on his wife isn't going to move the needle anymore than that did.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:30 PM (7RBt4)

The pedo stuff will perhaps be harmful.
Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 01:33 PM (6wpGE)

Lets see how this polls with independents..

Posted by: Frank Lutz at June 01, 2026 01:35 PM (53oGX)

75 The fact that the ‘wife’ first alerted this creep’s political campaign about the perverted sexting is proof positive that the marriage is a sham for purely political purposes. What actual wife discovers her husband is cheating and … alerts his political campaign? She alerted the campaign because that’s all the marriage is about
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Precisely. She got paid to stay. She's getting paid for the gig. Much like Talerico's "girlfriend"/campaign manager.

Posted by: its all a performance at June 01, 2026 01:35 PM (anL5R)

76 60
The pedo stuff will perhaps be harmful.

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 01:33 PM (6wpGE)

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They'll need to unload more than his profile pic on KIK.

It's just not meaty enough.

And they have 8 days and Maine is a very big early voting state (something like 80% of all votes cast in 2024 in ME were early votes).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:35 PM (7RBt4)

77 online:

Sen. Susan Collins is the lone New England Republican left in Congress

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 01:35 PM (6wpGE)

78
punanny potentate seems OK too.

Posted by: snizz snatcher at June 01, 2026 01:35 PM (VXSY6)

79 69 His WIFE leaked this?

Hahaaaaaaaa

He's done

Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 01, 2026 01:34 PM (AoT+z)

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No.

His former campaign manager leaked it. His wife told his campaign about it in the beginning.

His wife put out a video this weekend defending Platner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:36 PM (7RBt4)

80 If we had an actual media.......


"MISTER PLATNER MISTER PLATNER!!!!"


"when did you stop having sex with children?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 01:36 PM (X0axn)

81 Platner, sadly, isn't an outlier in comparison with other Democrat candidates. He's just to stupid to hide it.

Posted by: Orson at June 01, 2026 01:36 PM (dIske)

82 TMJ, so this cretin will be dropping out, correct? Or ME Dems are going to go full retard (well, extra full I guess since they operate at "full" now regularly)?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2026 01:36 PM (U/Byj)

83 any ladies wanna get bizz-ZAY?

Posted by: Cooter Jockey at June 01, 2026 01:36 PM (1wjle)

84 snapper scout

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2026 01:36 PM (3uBP9)

85 Filipovic says that Platner is bad at making decisions then argues that doesn't matter in choosing a Senator.

I'm massively hungover but Iugggghh... *barfing noise* I'll get you to... to Bangor... *side conversation* fuck it, Newark.

Posted by: this is your captain speaking at June 01, 2026 01:36 PM (gKWVE)

86 The DNC has two goals here. Either run him and win, or have him lose or drop out then slyly convince everyone he's a "typical white Republican".

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2026 01:36 PM (gN6zd)

87 off sock

Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2026 01:36 PM (5rh/l)

88 Is Janet Mills going to hire Platner's ex-campaign manager BECAUSE she dumped the text messages?

Quid pro quo?!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 01, 2026 01:36 PM (Kdi1r)

89 The Somalis in Maine hear about Platner being a pedo and his numbers go up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 01:37 PM (xDmZM)

90 Platner's presence on Kik was first reported by The Wall Street Journal, which reported that he sent sexually explicit messages to multiple women while married to his wife Amy Gertner, who wedded Platner in 2023. According to the outlet, Platner's wife first discovered the adulterous messages in the spring of 2025 and later divulged them to a since-departed campaign official.


Ladies, can you explain why you put up with this shit? I mean, you look like an incredible fool sticking with a guy who makes a mockery of your marriage.......

It seems to happen a LOT.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 01:37 PM (X0axn)

91 82 TMJ, so this cretin will be dropping out, correct? Or ME Dems are going to go full retard (well, extra full I guess since they operate at "full" now regularly)?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2026 01:36 PM (U/Byj)

=======

This guy weathered the Nazi tattoo storm.

And he's a narcissistic nepo baby who's accomplished nothing in his life and is being told that he's going to beat incumbent senator Susan Collins.

No, he's not going to drop out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:37 PM (7RBt4)

92 >>>82 TMJ, so this cretin will be dropping out, correct? Or ME Dems are going to go full retard (well, extra full I guess since they operate at "full" now regularly)?

I don't think so, actually. I think they're all in. And they're more and more comfortable letting their psychopathy show.

Psychopaths are arrogant and narcissistic. They don't like having to wear a mask to blend in with their "inferiors." They all long to tear off the mask and show their "inferiors" that there are Gods Who Walk Among Them.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 01:38 PM (1wjle)

93 @68 TJM, yup I know about Schumer getting Mills to run. He's my senator and I want to watch him be destroyed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 01:38 PM (xDmZM)

94 76 60
The pedo stuff will perhaps be harmful.

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 01:33 PM (6wpGE)

=======

They'll need to unload more than his profile pic on KIK.

It's just not meaty enough.

And they have 8 days and Maine is a very big early voting state (something like 80% of all votes cast in 2024 in ME were early votes).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:35 PM (7RBt4)

Well, then they deserve it.

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 01:38 PM (6wpGE)

95 Ack! Willow'd:

25
The Maine Democrat Party's only hope is to convince him to drop out. They can do that before the primary or afterwards. There's a Maine state law that allows parties to replace candidates until about mid-July.

Is Platner the kind of guy who feels like he's gonna drop out because people tell him to? They couldn't keep him off KIK after telling him it was used for sexual predation of children.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 12:41 PM (7RBt4)


I don't think so. I've been giving it some meta thought, and realized that when I first read about the potential gambit, its appeal was rooted in Normalcy Bias. But Platner is *not* normal; he appears to actually fulfill the Left's fantasy stereotype of soldiers as psychopaths.

I think he's as likely to kill whoever the Party sends to pressure him, smear himself with their blood, and dance around a bonfire hooting and hollering while shaking their decapitated heads like maracas, as he is to comply and drop out on demand.

Posted by: SciVo at June 01, 2026 01:38 PM (Sy6m/)

96 Ladies, can you explain why you put up with this shit? I mean, you look like an incredible fool sticking with a guy who makes a mockery of your marriage.......

$$$

I'm sure Mrs Jacks In The Porty Pottie is getting a big payout if Platner wins

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 01:38 PM (sKqQm)

97 So … when do this creep’s actual sexts and dick pics get leaked? You know it’s coming.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 01, 2026 01:39 PM (1PAVJ)

98 Platner just canx'd a media appearance on MSNBC.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 01, 2026 01:39 PM (Kdi1r)

99 Oh, to see Swallwell right now watching this stuff.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 01, 2026 01:39 PM (dK+Kv)

100 His WIFE leaked this?

Hahaaaaaaaa

He's done
==
Wife leaked it to someone who worked on his campaign and now has left the campaign. That person has not only the text messages, dick pics, but also I bet a copy of agreement to pay of Platner's wife to stay and cancelled checks! The dems are pulling out all the stops to torpedo this guy. The weakest link is the "wife". She's for sale. *pops popcorn*

Posted by: its all a performance at June 01, 2026 01:39 PM (anL5R)

101 96 Ladies, can you explain why you put up with this shit? I mean, you look like an incredible fool sticking with a guy who makes a mockery of your marriage.......

$$$

I'm sure Mrs Jacks In The Porty Pottie is getting a big payout if Platner wins
Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 01:38 PM (sKqQm)

Abused Wife Syndrome

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 01:39 PM (6wpGE)

102 This guy makes Susan Collins...acceptable I guess.

Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2026 01:39 PM (YwEeS)

103 Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 01:38 PM (1wjle)

Correct. Platner is essentially the Met Gala candidate.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2026 01:39 PM (gN6zd)

104 I think he's as likely to kill whoever the Party sends to pressure him, smear himself with their blood, and dance around a bonfire hooting and hollering while shaking their decapitated heads like maracas, as he is to comply and drop out on demand.

See this makes me support Platner more. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty to do what needs to be done!

Posted by: Reddit's response at June 01, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

105 >>>98 Platner just canx'd a media appearance on MSNBC.

Oh that's too bad.

Posted by: Can Grabber at June 01, 2026 01:39 PM (1wjle)

106 Look up Morris Katz and Fight Agency. Young Jewish guy from NYC who is one of Platner's closest advisors as well as Mamdani's. Ties to Obama people.

Posted by: beckster at June 01, 2026 01:39 PM (kX27y)

107 Platner just canx'd a media appearance on MSNBC.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 01, 2026 01:39 PM (Kdi1r)

Nope - Canceled it on Sunday. My mistake.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 01, 2026 01:39 PM (Kdi1r)

108 I should have specified that the only casually racist *white* people I've met are from New England. I have of course met many casually racist blacks, Hispanics and Asians.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2026 01:39 PM (BI5O2)

109 Ken Paxton, a man tainted by corruption


Uhhhh.......found NOT GUILTY due to a LACK OF ANY EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER, so shove that comment straight up your ass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 01:40 PM (X0axn)

110 94 Well, then they deserve it.

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 01:38 PM (6wpGE)

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Collins was never going to lose.

Polling in 2020 showed her losing everything until election day when she won by 8.

She knows how to politic her state. She has key votes she can flaunt (that leadership allows her) while bringing home lots of pork.

Democrats just made a show of it by believing their own farts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:40 PM (7RBt4)

111 83 any ladies wanna get bizz-ZAY?
Posted by: Cooter Jockey at June 01, 2026 01:36 PM (1wjle)

hahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 01:40 PM (6wpGE)

112 Kik is (well, originally was) FOR KIDS

luckily most of them realized it was full of pedos pretty quickly

him being on there as an adult male it just equals perv and I think pedo too
---
Isn't his excuse for why he signed up that he saw an article about it?

But said article included the pervey pedo shit?

His innocent explanation is like Obama claiming the white streaks in his hair after leaving the bathhouse sauna are just chalk dust.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 01:40 PM (73/SM)

113 >>>I think he's as likely to kill whoever the Party sends to pressure him, smear himself with their blood

I get that feeling too, that he's legitimately a potential murderer.

Posted by: Tookie Bandit at June 01, 2026 01:40 PM (1wjle)

114 This guy makes Susan Collins...acceptable I guess.

Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2026 01:39 PM (YwEeS)

Let's not be hasty.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 01, 2026 01:40 PM (dK+Kv)

115 He was looking for Maine Coon, and somehow got linked to Maine Poon. It's the iternet's fault.

Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2026 01:40 PM (LHPAg)

116 102 This guy makes Susan Collins...acceptable I guess.
Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2026 01:39 PM (YwEeS)


Maine will be talking about the 2026 Collins victory for generations. It'll be known as the Great Whelming.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 01:40 PM (gKWVE)

117 Ok guys, let's be clear here

hic

Sending dick picks to hot women is fine.

Hic

But like stay away from the kids. Speaking of which moron-ettes check your inbox. You just got some BIG news

Posted by: Brett Farve at June 01, 2026 01:40 PM (sKqQm)

118 HotPocketPunisher

Posted by: Platner at June 01, 2026 01:41 PM (wVcYX)

119 >>>106 Look up Morris Katz and Fight Agency. Young Jewish guy from NYC who is one of Platner's closest advisors as well as Mamdani's. Ties to Obama people.

I'm going to post about him later.

Posted by: Vulva Ranger at June 01, 2026 01:41 PM (1wjle)

120 Also stay away from Taint Corruption 227

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2026 01:41 PM (gN6zd)

121 The wife allegedly went outside the US to get in vitro fertilization. Then had a miscarriage..
God forbid, but my initial thought was "yup that sounds like BS too" . Given that hostage video , I just don't know

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 01:41 PM (xDmZM)

122 113 >>>I think he's as likely to kill whoever the Party sends to pressure him, smear himself with their blood

I get that feeling too, that he's legitimately a potential murderer.

Posted by: Tookie Bandit at June 01, 2026 01:40 PM (1wjle)

======

He signed up (and resigned up and got hired by Blackwater) to kill people.

His own words.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:41 PM (7RBt4)

123 Too late for him to drop out. Primary is 6/9.

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 01:42 PM (GD0B3)

124 Look at the Dem coalition -- it no longer includes normal people so then no longer have to pretend to be moderate.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 01, 2026 01:42 PM (VXSY6)

125 114 This guy makes Susan Collins...acceptable I guess.

Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2026 01:39 PM (YwEeS)

Let's not be hasty.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 01, 2026 01:40 PM (dK+Kv)

=====

Collins is fine.

She always comes through when leadership needs her. Otherwise, she gets to make show that she's independent.

This is markedly different from Murkowski who is just a Democrat now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:42 PM (7RBt4)

126 TMJ so this cretin will be dropping out, correct? Or ME Dems are going to go full retard (well, extra full I guess since they operate at "full" now regularly)?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2026 01:36 PM (U/Byj)

He's a man, not a jaw condition!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2026 01:42 PM (BI5O2)

127
This is the most perverted Oyster farmer I've ever heard of.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 01, 2026 01:42 PM (IifOV)

128
He signed up (and resigned up and got hired by Blackwater) to kill people.


After years of the left telling us that Blackwater was EVVVIIILLLLL because they kill innocent people the left nominates one of their shooters...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 01:43 PM (sKqQm)

129 95 Ack! Willow'd:
25 The Maine Democrat Party's only hope is to convince him to drop out. They can do that before the primary or afterwards. There's a Maine state law that allows parties to replace candidates until about mid-July.
...
Is Platner the kind of guy who feels like he's gonna drop out

Simply Put. LIBs would have you Pity the Devil for Being EVIL. They use pity as a weapon, and pity for themselves as a weapon -- LIBs plead for a Morality which holds COMPROMISE as its standard of Value, making it possible to judge Virtue on the basis of the number of Values which one is willing to Betray.

Try and stop them if you think you can! -- their dare.

LET'S GO BRANDON!
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-PutASmileOnThatFace
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-signedSCHWARTZWALD

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 01, 2026 01:43 PM (EhMju)

130 126 He's a man, not a jaw condition!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2026 01:42 PM (BI5O2)

====

Says you!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:43 PM (7RBt4)

131 The National Center on Sexual Exploitation designated Kik as a "predator's paradise" in 2023 for being rampant with "predatory behavior and child sexual exploitation."

So it's Roblox but without any games.

Posted by: Ban the internet! at June 01, 2026 01:43 PM (TbWk/)

132 Ladies, can you explain why you put up with this shit? I mean, you look like an incredible fool sticking with a guy who makes a mockery of your marriage.......

It seems to happen a LOT.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 01:37 PM (X0axn)

I've told SO MANY women I have at least mild friendships with this exact same thing.

"Why is he like this?"

BECAUSE IT WORKS. Because you stay with him. Because you don't compel him to change.

If women decided, collectively, overnight, that NONE of them would tolerate unemployed, foul-mouthed, lazy, disrespectful douche-baggery, every man on the planet would change. Immediately.

Women hold ALL the power in relationships. We would do ANYTHING for a woman we wanted a relationship with.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 01, 2026 01:43 PM (Kdi1r)

133 90 Platner's presence on Kik was first reported by The Wall Street Journal, which reported that he sent sexually explicit messages to multiple women while married to his wife Amy Gertner, who wedded Platner in 2023. According to the outlet, Platner's wife first discovered the adulterous messages in the spring of 2025 and later divulged them to a since-departed campaign official.


Ladies, can you explain why you put up with this shit? I mean, you look like an incredible fool sticking with a guy who makes a mockery of your marriage.......

It seems to happen a LOT.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 01:37 PM (X0axn)

Neighbor found out her husband has been sinking the bizmark into a lady at the gym. Dude even took her and her husband on vacation with them.. the balls on that guy. Anyway, his old man owns an engineering company in town that he "works" for, and by working I mean he plays gold all week and is home by the mid afternoon everyday.
She is staying, they are "working things out"

End of the day, she likes the idea of having money much more than the idea of self respect.
Even offered up the other hole to entice him to stop waving his wand around the gym.

Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2026 01:43 PM (53oGX)

134 >>>Primary is 6/9.

I've got a 6/9 for you, ladiezzz.

Posted by: Uterine Voyager at June 01, 2026 01:43 PM (1wjle)

135 Know a guy who's Golden Tee account name was MUFDVR.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 01:43 PM (X0axn)

136 ...volunteered for an al Qaeda front...

I read that as "volunteered for anal Qaeda front..."

Which is probably more accurate, anyway.

Posted by: The Barrel at June 01, 2026 01:44 PM (wtvvX)

137 Collins is the best the Republicans will get out of Maine. She's acceptable to enough independents that she always wins

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 01:44 PM (xDmZM)

138 >>> The Dems are running a pedo, Nazi, communist. Nobody could make up a situation that I enjoy watching more. Lose control of your bowels and bladder Dems, especially you Schumer
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 01:32 PM (xDmZM)
----------------
Don't make the mistake of assuming it shames them in any way.
Posted by: ... at June 01, 2026 01:34 PM (gN6zd)

Correct. Or that their voters will care.

The whole calling your opponent fascists and spending everyday all the time slandering them not only dehumanizes the opponent to mark them for extermination. But it also grants the left complete liberty to choose the worst of the worst monsters to represent them. They will say they are only countering trump and countering you, both of which they have built up to be a monster.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2026 01:44 PM (3uBP9)

139 Hey ladies, dm 4 fresh meat.

Posted by: Pootenanny Plumber at June 01, 2026 01:44 PM (dK+Kv)

140 Morris Katz and Fight Agency

==

How ghey is he ??

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 01:44 PM (GD0B3)

141 126 TMJ so this cretin will be dropping out, correct? Or ME Dems are going to go full retard (well, extra full I guess since they operate at "full" now regularly)?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2026 01:36 PM (U/Byj)

He's a man, not a jaw condition!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2026 01:42 PM (BI5O2)

; )

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 01:44 PM (6wpGE)

142 Howie Carr used to cover politics in New England on his radio show.

He had a running bit where Collins had the hots for one of his assistants - "VB"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 01:44 PM (sKqQm)

143 Losta weird shit going on in Maine. Has for generations, even.

Posted by: Stephen King at June 01, 2026 01:44 PM (wVcYX)

144 This guy makes Susan Collins...acceptable I guess.
Posted by: steevy
.......

Stable. Firmly established, steady, and not easily moved or shaken.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2026 01:44 PM (UjdFS)

145 Thanks ace and TMJ.

As always, my boring take on it all has nothing to do with the party or the ridiculous candidate. It's the fact that such a spectacularly disastrous and unfit person could actually get votes. Obvious and appropriate conclusions about an electorate this degraded are not encouraging.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2026 01:45 PM (U/Byj)

146 I am very happy that I had never heard of "Kik," and I am disgusted by our culture that doesn't reject it, and things like like it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2026 01:45 PM (iERP6)

147 Myles Garrett traded to Rams.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 01, 2026 01:46 PM (rJ48h)

148 >>>143 Losta weird shit going on in Maine. Has for generations, even.

no shit?

Posted by: Uncle Buck and Tuck Carlson at June 01, 2026 01:46 PM (1wjle)

149 I've got a 6/9 for you, ladiezzz.
Posted by: Uterine Voyager at June 01, 2026 01:43 PM (1wjle)



6/9 is .6666 ...which is almost .67 !

Posted by: ladiezzzz maths at June 01, 2026 01:46 PM (GD0B3)

150 Ladies, can you explain why you put up with this shit? I mean, you look like an incredible fool sticking with a guy who makes a mockery of your marriage.......

It seems to happen a LOT.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 01:37 PM (X0axn)

Because bad boy philandering Nazi asshole gets her wet. And a whole lot of other women too.

Posted by: Hybristophilia ain't just a river in Egypt at June 01, 2026 01:46 PM (TbWk/)

151 145 Thanks ace and TMJ.

As always, my boring take on it all has nothing to do with the party or the ridiculous candidate. It's the fact that such a spectacularly disastrous and unfit person could actually get votes. Obvious and appropriate conclusions about an electorate this degraded are not encouraging.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2026 01:45 PM (U/Byj)

=====

Partisanship makes you stupid.

Democrats in Maine really should vote third party if Platner remains the nominee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:46 PM (7RBt4)

152 Calling Planter a pedo is just a distraction from the Epstein List!
/s/
Thomas Massie, who now has 3 more names of POWERFUL men for his List and PROMISIES to read the List on the floor before he leaves Congress.
Send $10 today to help Thomas Massie read.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 01:46 PM (73/SM)

153 End of the day, she likes the idea of having money much more than the idea of self respect.

I've seen enough internet videos where women argue its fine if your guy cheats on you as long as he is wealthy because "they all cheat and I'd rather cry in a Bentley"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)

154 Have Mrs Platner give me a call - Hillary !

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 01:47 PM (xDmZM)

155
152 Calling Planter a pedo is just a distraction from the Epstein List!
/s/
Thomas Massie, who now has 3 more names of POWERFUL men for his List and PROMISIES to read the List on the floor before he leaves Congress.
Send $10 today to help Thomas Massie read.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 01:46 PM (73/SM)

===

Once the America First stalwart gets back from Costa Rica, another country, for his vacation with Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:47 PM (7RBt4)

156 108 I should have specified that the only casually racist *white* people I've met are from New England. I have of course met many casually racist blacks, Hispanics and Asians.


the only ones I've ever heard/met are in northern Delaware. total and utter liberals too. it's amazing.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 01, 2026 01:47 PM (j+aD2)

157 Even offered up the other hole to entice him to stop waving his wand around the gym.

Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2026 01:43 PM (53oGX)



Well, it worked for The Kingsman.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 01:47 PM (X0axn)

158 Once the America First stalwart gets back from Costa Rica, another country, for his vacation with Marjorie Taylor Greene.


yeah that's ... something, huh?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 01, 2026 01:47 PM (j+aD2)

159 Over the weekend, I've been enthralled by this story from a youtuber "Reckless Ben" and the stolen legos by Bricks & Minifigs. It has blown up from a dirty corporation stealing from a senior citizen to massive corruption with a police department.

Who knew young, annoying people with cameras could use their power for good!

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 01, 2026 01:48 PM (yInIL)

160 At least Stephen King would never fantasize about gangbanging some kid.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 01:48 PM (gKWVE)

161 "Amy and I have a very loving and very happy marriage. They would very much like to try to rip that apart," he claimed before rehashing his stump speech about closing hospitals, low pay for teachers and nurses and Mainers' paychecks not going as far as they used to.
---
He left out the word "open".

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 01:48 PM (Fi81e)

162 Ace

I admire your commitment to journalistic integrity and the high standards you set for yourself but you should remember most of us are just here for the beer....and shelving chronicles....and crow diaries....but mostly the beer....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 01, 2026 01:48 PM (QGaXH)

163 I'd never even heard of Kik until this weekend.

I doubt we are anywhere near the end of bad shit about this twisted fuck.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 01:49 PM (viF8m)

164 Can't wait till next week, when the real bad stuff drops!

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 01:49 PM (GD0B3)

165 I don't think so, actually. I think they're all in. And they're more and more comfortable letting their psychopathy show.

Psychopaths are arrogant and narcissistic. They don't like having to wear a mask to blend in with their "inferiors." They all long to tear off the mask and show their "inferiors" that there are Gods Who Walk Among Them.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 01:38 PM (1wjle)
---
I just realized that "men" like Platner and Talarico are Dean Koontz villains come to life.

If anything Koontz tones down their villainy to make his stories more believable.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 01:49 PM (gnNyN)

166 >>>164 Can't wait till next week, when the real bad stuff drops!

is that a rumor or speculation (or just a joke)?

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 01:50 PM (1wjle)

167 "Kik" is just missing one k.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 01:50 PM (Fi81e)

168 Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 01, 2026 01:47 PM (j+aD2)

Mainstream liberals think about race 24 hours a day. They are bound to have lots of "opinions".

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2026 01:50 PM (gN6zd)

169 I just realized that "men" like Platner and Talarico are Dean Koontz villains come to life.

If anything Koontz tones down their villainy to make his stories more believable


Same idea with Ian Fleming and the Soros set...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 01:50 PM (sKqQm)

170 re 9: don't forget, a judge changed the law to allow lautenberg to replace torricellli. the law was basically, after a certain date you can't replace a candidate unless the candidate was unable to run, not because it suddenly looked like he was going to lose. laws are for little people and republicans

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 01, 2026 01:50 PM (CWTWj)

171 He's not a pedo!

He just has a stutter!

When does he tell the story about the kids at the pool running their fingers through his long leg-hairs?

Which is totally proof he's not a pedo.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 01:51 PM (73/SM)

172 Graham Plopner is Kaboom! bad.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 01:51 PM (Fi81e)

173 Losses as GAINZZ.

I've lost 15.2lbs in 41 days.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 01:51 PM (mkw2N)

174 Platner has a 100% rating for psych injury and blames most of his issues on his PSTD that he's allegedly still getting mental health treatment.

Even if he didn't have a Nazi tat or cheated on his wife or was on a pedo site why would you vote for someone and put them in power with his alleged mental health problems?

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 01:51 PM (WNOcj)

175 Dam....left out the context....

162 should read:

12 boy I really should have checked to see if there were any updates to this story before I posted...
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 01:24 PM (1wjle)

Ace

I admire your commitment to journalistic integrity and the high standards you set for yourself but you should remember most of us are just here for the beer....and shelving chronicles....and crow diaries....but mostly the beer....

Apologies for any corn-fusion

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 01, 2026 01:51 PM (QGaXH)

176 At least Stephen King would never fantasize about gangbanging some kid.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 01:48 PM (gKWVE)

Thank you.

Posted by: Stephen King at June 01, 2026 01:51 PM (wVcYX)

177 153 End of the day, she likes the idea of having money much more than the idea of self respect.

I've seen enough internet videos where women argue its fine if your guy cheats on you as long as he is wealthy because "they all cheat and I'd rather cry in a Bentley"
Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)

In that hostage video, she does not, to me, have the look of that sort of woman.

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 01:51 PM (6wpGE)

178 At least Stephen King would never fantasize about gangbanging some kid.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 01:48 PM (gKWVE)



*IT has entered the chat

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 01:51 PM (X0axn)

179 Wow. I'm reading the content, and the video preview still in the Xeet by @Pro__Trading is something else. I feel like a fat, slovenly ginger with Gloryhole Face sounds about right for Platner's core demo.

Posted by: SciVo at June 01, 2026 01:51 PM (Sy6m/)

180 is that a rumor or speculation (or just a joke)?

===

a joke ! thought a little bit of a speculation...

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 01:52 PM (GD0B3)

181 @173 diet and exercise I trust ?

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 01:52 PM (GD0B3)

182 > Even offered up the other hole to entice him to stop waving his wand around the gym.

Might work for a little while, but he'll cheat again soon.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 01:52 PM (mkw2N)

183 The DNC has just released a statement, calling on voters to vote for "A democrat to be named later".

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 01, 2026 01:52 PM (0U5gm)

184 164 Can't wait till next week, when the real bad stuff drops!

is that a rumor or speculation (or just a joke)?

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 01:50 PM (1wjle)

It's an assumption based on the fact that Collins is an absolute cutthroat politician up there who always finds ways to win.

She's (assumption) GOT to be sitting on awful, awful stuff. Keep in mind that all this information about Platner is coming from the LEFT in an effort to chase him from the race before they're stuck with him as the nominee.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 01, 2026 01:53 PM (Kdi1r)

185 179 Wow. I'm reading the content, and the video preview still in the Xeet by @Pro__Trading is something else. I feel like a fat, slovenly ginger with Gloryhole Face sounds about right for Platner's core demo.
Posted by: SciVo at June 01, 2026 01:51 PM (Sy6m/)

@ProIMGTrading?

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 01:53 PM (6wpGE)

186 178 At least Stephen King would never fantasize about gangbanging some kid.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 01:48 PM (gKWVE)


*IT has entered the chat

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 01:51 PM (X0axn)

=====

Have they tried turning it off and on again?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:53 PM (7RBt4)

187 ---
I just realized that "men" like Platner and Talarico are Dean Koontz villains come to life.

If anything Koontz tones down their villainy to make his stories more believable.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 01:49 PM (gnNyN)



I watched a Talarico video of him condemning an anti tranny in sports bill on the Texas floor........That dude is straight up evil.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 01:53 PM (X0axn)

188 Amy and I have a very loving and very happy marriage. They would very much like to try to rip that apart...

--------

Who is "they?" Your middle school paramours on the internet? Or, the pump truck guys who've interrupted your port-a-john trysts? Or the tattooists who keep giving you Nazi symbols when you actually requested portraits of Dr. King and W.E.B DuBois?

Who exactly is trying to fuck up your program, Graham?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2026 01:53 PM (BI5O2)

189 Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Graham Platner and his wife, Amy Gertner, traveled to Norway in January to receive in vitro fertilization (IVF) treatments after struggling to conceive.

They paused their campaign to pursue this option due to the significantly lower medical and travel costs in Europe compared to the United States. The couple noted that a single round of IVF in Norway costs roughly $5,500 compared to domestic quotes of $15,000 to $30,000.

While Platner initially cited the prohibitive costs of US healthcare as a reason for traveling overseas, it was later revealed that his and Amy's parents covered the expenses for the treatments, travel, and lodging.

In April, the couple announced that they suffered a miscarriage following the IVF treatment. Platner has used their personal infertility journey as a platform to advocate for universal healthcare and better fertility support.

You can follow their story and public statements on Graham Platner's X Account or read further coverage on People dot Graham Platner on campaign hiatus to pursue pregnancy.

Very spiffy on that VA disability income.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 01, 2026 01:53 PM (NFX2v)

190 why would you vote for someone and put them in power with his alleged mental health problems?
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 01:51 PM (WNOcj)

It worked, didn't it?!

Posted by: Lena Hildago, Harris County Judge (Chief Executive) at June 01, 2026 01:54 PM (wVcYX)

191 173 Losses as GAINZZ.

I've lost 15.2lbs in 41 days.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 01:51 PM (mkw2N)

Congratulations! Well done!

How did you do it, pray tell?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 01, 2026 01:54 PM (QGaXH)

192 >>> The Dems are running a pedo, Nazi, communist. Nobody could make up a situation that I enjoy watching more. Lose control of your bowels and bladder Dems, especially you Schumer
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 01:32 PM (xDmZM)

---

All while constantly screeching that Pubs (and Trump inparticular) are pedo nazis.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at June 01, 2026 01:54 PM (Cjger)

193 190 why would you vote for someone and put them in power with his alleged mental health problems?
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 01:51 PM (WNOcj)

====

"He'll vote the way I want."

Honestly, it makes sense.

We're not electing our pastors.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:54 PM (7RBt4)

194 Dems switching out candidates at the last minute was perfectly demonstrated in the Torricelli-Lautenberg switcheroo in the 2002 New Jersey Senate race.

Toricelli, the incumbent, was unelectable and the GOP candidate, Forrester (?) had a good chance of grabbing the seat, so the Dems begged Lautenberg to run. He agreed, and Torricelli got the heave-ho. Lautenberg won the seat.
Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2026 01:22 PM (rj6Yv)

It was even worse than that. The deadline to switch out the candidate had passed, so Torricelli was stuck on the ballot. Not to worry, though, because the Dems were able to find a friendly judge who ruled that it was OK to put Lautenberg in after the deadline had passed.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 01, 2026 01:55 PM (0CU3H)

195 Hey, the Democrats papered over my record. Hiding every defect of this Nazi is Childs play, so to speak.

Posted by: The Ghost of Pol Pot at June 01, 2026 01:55 PM (f4tQo)

196 I still think Talarico is creepier….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 01:55 PM (TCUO6)

197 188 Amy and I have a very loving and very happy marriage. They would very much like to try to rip that apart...

--------

Who is "they?" Your middle school paramours on the internet? Or, the pump truck guys who've interrupted your port-a-john trysts? Or the tattooists who keep giving you Nazi symbols when you actually requested portraits of Dr. King and W.E.B DuBois?

Who exactly is trying to fuck up your program, Graham?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2026 01:53 PM (BI5O2)

Yudhishthira's Dice
NOT an MSM reporter

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 01:55 PM (6wpGE)

198 Me

✅ PTSD
❌ Nazi
❌ Philanderer
❌ Pedophile
✅ Redheads
✅ Sports Betting
✅ Easily Startled

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2026 01:55 PM (gN6zd)

199 I do not at all understand going to Norway for IVF

fertility treatment in the USA is far and away the best in the WORLD

that just doesn't make any sense at all

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 01, 2026 01:55 PM (j+aD2)

200 200

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 01:55 PM (6wpGE)

201 198 ✅ Easily Startled

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2026 01:55 PM (gN6zd)

====

Boo!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:55 PM (7RBt4)

202 181 @173 diet and exercise I trust ?
Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 01:52 PM (GD0B3)

Negligent babysitting.

Posted by: Dark humor is like food in Ethiopia at June 01, 2026 01:55 PM (TbWk/)

203 Democrats are scum. Their leaders are scum. Their supporters are scum. Their voters are scum. They are a criminal enterprise that uses fraud and scams to loot the taxpayers and then launder the money back to themselves. Then they import low IQ illegals as the patsies for the vote and not giving a flying shit if these people have to live in the shadows as long as they clean their toilets. They are criminals, slavers, and scumbags.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2026 01:56 PM (snZF9)

204
Fox story says Platner's Kik account still active.

Posted by: four seasons at June 01, 2026 01:56 PM (3ek7K)

205 "If only she could be moderate like Donald Trump."
-2029
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

At least that guy was always willing to negotiate. To make a deal. Did you know he was a Democrat for many years?

Posted by: Shameless Lefty Apologists at June 01, 2026 01:56 PM (JCZqz)

206 That's it , Platner wins!.
The Five's Jessica Tarlov says Dems shouldn't listen about Platner because Trump and Paxton

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 01:56 PM (xDmZM)

207 AI sez:

""Status farming" (often called mileage running or mattress running) describes the deliberate act of accumulating elite loyalty points, hotel nights, or frequent flyer miles. People do this strictly to attain or retain premium tier status (like airline or hotel gold/platinum status) to secure perks like free upgrades"

and

"Cluster B manipulation refers to the specific behavioral patterns used by individuals with Cluster B personality disorders (Antisocial, Borderline, Histrionic, and Narcissistic) to control, exploit, or influence others"

IDNKT!

Posted by: gp at June 01, 2026 01:56 PM (Wq24h)

208 Fox story says Platner's Kik account still active.


deleting the app doesn't deactivate it

nor does it take away the app history from the inter webs Graham you pervy doofus

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 01, 2026 01:56 PM (j+aD2)

209 ✅ Easily Startled

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2026 01:55 PM (gN6zd)

====

Boo!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:55 PM (7RBt4)



If I had the exact same thought, does that make me an asshole?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 01:56 PM (X0axn)

210 >>> I do not at all understand going to Norway for IVF

fertility treatment in the USA is far and away the best in the WORLD

that just doesn't make any sense at all
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 01, 2026 01:55 PM (j+aD2)


Her husband wanted to screw other chicks in a different country for a while.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2026 01:56 PM (3uBP9)

211 Fox story says Platner's Kik account still active.

Posted by: four seasons at June 01, 2026 01:56 PM (3ek7K)
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Well, you've got to give him some days before his deletion is processed.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 01:57 PM (Fi81e)

212 166 >>>164 Can't wait till next week, when the real bad stuff drops!

is that a rumor or speculation (or just a joke)?
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2026 01:50 PM (1wjle)

Republican operatives in Maine have stated that the worst hasn't even come out yet. When it does, they say he'll have to move out of the state - that's how bad it is.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 01, 2026 01:57 PM (0CU3H)

213
I'm tired of seeing Platners unshirted chest and gut on almost every conservative sight.

We need Sydney Sweeney to be shown to make up for it.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 01, 2026 01:57 PM (IifOV)

214 Vomit:

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor
It would take far more than a month to honor the contributions of queer and transgender New Yorkers.

From the Cercle Hermaphroditos in 1895, the first trans advocacy group in the United States, to the drag balls of the Harlem Renaissance, to the Stonewall uprising, to the Lesbian Herstory Archives, to ACT UP!, founded in 1987 as queer people fought for their lives while the Reagan administration looked away, New York City's history has long been shaped by queer and trans New Yorkers.

To all our queer and trans neighbors: you deserve a City where you can afford to live safely, openly, and joyfully.

Happy Pride, New York City.

Posted by: beckster at June 01, 2026 01:57 PM (kX27y)

215

So.... is this guy running for an impossible seat taking the air out of the recently uncovered hundreds of billions in Democrat corruption and election fakery...?

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2026 01:57 PM (gN6zd)

216 206 That's it , Platner wins!.
The Five's Jessica Tarlov says Dems shouldn't listen about Platner because Trump and Paxton

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 01:56 PM (xDmZM)

=====

I don't expect Democrats to give a shit about the moral failures of their nominees and politicians.

But he has to be elected in a state that's 40% registered independent against a long-term incumbent who's survived every electoral scare thrown her way.

Dems can nominate Platner all they want. They can throw tens of millions of dollars at him.

But I don't think that 40% registered indie will be persuaded.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:58 PM (7RBt4)

217 209 If I had the exact same thought, does that make me an asshole?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 01:56 PM (X0axn)

======

Yeah, but can you read?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:58 PM (7RBt4)

218 Pride month.

>>@kyledcheney

>>BREAKING: D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals rules that Hegseth policy barring military service by transgender people is fueled by unconstitutional animus.

>>2-1 decision bars military from removing some currently-serving transgender service members.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 01:58 PM (viF8m)

219 Boo!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:55 PM (7RBt4)

I'm gonna get your ass

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2026 01:58 PM (gN6zd)

220 200 200
Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 01:55 PM (6wpGE)

Nice!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 01, 2026 01:58 PM (QGaXH)

221 All while constantly screeching that Pubs (and Trump inparticular) are pedo nazis.

None of the people making that claim believe it. You can go search their posting history and until 2025 they all claimed in unison there were no Epstein clients.

What changed?

The left looked at the 2024 campaign and decided they lost in part because of the Epstein claims against Dem leaders so they figured if they make those claims against Republicans it will instead hurt their enemies.

But here's how you can have fun with them - remember that CA Bill where they tried to legalize underage prostitution. Ask them if everyone that voted for that bill should be arrested.

But, uh, that's (D)ifferent!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 01:58 PM (sKqQm)

222 196 I still think Talarico is creepier….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 01:55 PM (TCUO6)

Tops vs Bottoms sorta thing I guess

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 01, 2026 01:58 PM (xcxpd)

223 Finally saw the cocky perv in the video.

He had a sh*t eating grin, that's for sure.

Nausea.

I am thankful to have never been DM'd by anyone and/or received a nasty photo on my phone. Gross.

One would think at this point a politician or a man/woman with any morals would stop taking genital photos and sending. Nasty.

While dating was never difficult for me as I was often too busy to care, I am thankful I never had to deal with social media.

I pity my grandchildren if this doesn't stop. They will be brought up to avoid all of this horror, but I probably won't be here to protect them as we started grandparenting a bit late.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 01:58 PM (WONhk)

224 Even if Platner wins, there still is a chance to get him off the ticket. Maine has a statute:

(goes to Maine legislature website)
https://tinyurl.com/4hd2a4jm

where the candidate can withdraw by second Monday in July, allowing the Democratic Party to replace him on the ticket if done by the fourth Monday of July. No election, no primary, no vetting by the electorate. Just like how Kamala came to be their presidential nominee.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2026 01:59 PM (N39Ws)

225 I still think Talarico is creepier….


==

OK, here is whey Platner is creepier, Talarico is an obvious freak running in a bright red Texas, and I suspect people who voted for him don't like him. It is a desperate move - to vote for him; Platner seemed to have actual fans who enthusiastically voted for him. Platner represent a bigger problem.

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2026 01:59 PM (GD0B3)

226 Amy and I have a very loving and very happy marriage. They would very much like to try to rip that apart...

On the contrary! We're trying to help ensure you have maximum time to focus on your family.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 01, 2026 01:59 PM (JCZqz)

227 >>>Senate candidate Graham Platner has not deactivated his account on a private messaging app associated with casual sex and anonymous encounters -- despite facing mounting questions over infidelity

"mounting"
heh

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 01:59 PM (6wpGE)

228 "Tats" Platner and the Sexting Circle

Posted by: A Tats Platner Adventure at June 01, 2026 01:59 PM (SZZaF)

229 >>BREAKING: D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals rules that Hegseth policy barring military service by transgender people is fueled by unconstitutional animus.

>>2-1 decision bars military from removing some currently-serving transgender service members.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 01:58 PM (viF8m)
---
An animus against a demographic that doesn't really exist outside of some people's heads.

This is where we are.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 01:59 PM (Fi81e)

230
To all our queer and trans neighbors: you deserve a City where you can afford to live safely, openly, and joyfully.

Happy Pride, New York City.
Posted by: beckster at June 01, 2026 01:57 PM (kX27y)



No one cares.

You do your blasphemy if you want.

Don't force me to celebrate you and we'll get along just fine.

You will explain yourself to God when the time comes.

He will explain to you that He didn't get it wrong. YOU did.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 01:59 PM (X0axn)

231 Cluster F misadventure > Cluster B manipulation

Posted by: gp at June 01, 2026 01:59 PM (Wq24h)

232 >> why would you vote for someone and put them in power with his alleged mental health problems?

Do you live in a dumpster? Maybe at the bottom of a river?

They put a literal mouth breathing, retarded, ignorant dullard on the Supreme Court because she could be told how to vote, and her clerks would fill in the blanks.

There is no depths to which they will sink.

Honestly how could anyone not guess precisely what democrats will do.

Posted by: The Ghost of Pol Pot at June 01, 2026 01:59 PM (+t04h)

233 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:54 PM (7RBt4)

Mentally ill narcissists are unpredictable.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 01:59 PM (WNOcj)

234 Wow! I'll bet this guy is glad that Chris Hanson retired.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 01, 2026 02:00 PM (vHMT8)

235 Hermaphroditos sounds like a tortilla chip flavor. I'd probably skip on trying it.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2026 02:00 PM (3uBP9)

236 Has Snizz Sniffer weighed in yet?

Posted by: Clam Slammer at June 01, 2026 02:00 PM (Dv3i1)

237 I'm tired of seeing Platners unshirted chest and gut on almost every conservative sight.

We need Sydney Sweeney to be shown to make up for it.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 01, 2026 01:57 PM (IifOV)

You mean like this? NOT WORK, OFFICE, OR FAMILY FRIENDLY!


https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/File:SSVoyeurs.jpg

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2026 02:00 PM (snZF9)

238 We need Sydney Sweeney to be shown to make up for it.


I was watching a movie called Eden, about some German colonists in the Galápagos Islands and she showed up in it. I didn't recognize her at first.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 02:00 PM (sKqQm)

239 233 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:54 PM (7RBt4)

Mentally ill narcissists are unpredictable.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 01:59 PM (WNOcj)

=====

"We will drown you in underaged poon. Just show up when we tell you to and vote the way we want."
-Democrat leadership

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:01 PM (7RBt4)

240 But my question was rhetorical sarcasm as it's the mentally ill voting for the mentally ill.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 02:01 PM (WNOcj)

241 ======

Yeah, but can you read?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 01:58 PM (7RBt4)



At a 2nd Grade level!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:01 PM (X0axn)

242 15 I'm just a guy looking for a nice girl.
Posted by: Poon Crusher at June 01, 2026 01:25 PM (1wjle)


Same, same. Are there even any virtuous women out there looking for quiet, fruitful family life anymore?

Posted by: Snatch Smasher at June 01, 2026 02:01 PM (Sy6m/)

243 So, why are the Ds taking him out? I read shipwreckedcrew's post about how he can be replaced after winning the primary, but is this guy really going to step aside?

He's not even the worst (from an X tweet I linked at the bottom):

Your favorite 2026 Democratic candidate so far:

- the Nazi death squad tattoo enthusiast

- the Al Qaeda volunteer

- the “God is non-binary” guy in Texas

- the Hezbollah supporter in Michigan

It’s a tough choice.

https://tinyurl.com/m5tr9zhd

Posted by: Ann at June 01, 2026 02:01 PM (SHHm+)

244 Chris Hansen didn't totally retire; he's been helping clean the pedos off of Roblox. Which its management is making difficult.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 02:02 PM (gKWVE)

245 230
No one cares.

You do your blasphemy if you want.

Don't force me to celebrate you and we'll get along just fine.

You will explain yourself to God when the time comes.

He will explain to you that He didn't get it wrong. YOU did.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 01:59 PM (X0axn)

This guy gets it. Thank you Sponge.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2026 02:02 PM (N39Ws)

246 as queer people fought for their lives while the Reagan administration looked away

Bullshit. You know who was in charge of investigating y'all's AIDS explosion? Fauci. You know who refused to admit that it was all the rampant anonymous bareback buttfucking that was spreading it? Fauci. You know who went to the bathhouses to witness said rampant anonymous bareback buttfucking? Fauci. You know who was responsible for the reviled AZT? Fauci. And you know who was engaged in all the rampant anonymous bareback buttfucking? YOU.

So please, go fuck right off.

Posted by: Way past over this bullshit at June 01, 2026 02:02 PM (TbWk/)

247 I still think Talarico is creepier….

Platner is more likely to have vids of teens on his PC

Talarico is more likely to have kids buried under his basement.

So...Talarico wins...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 02:02 PM (sKqQm)

248 I find it funny that they've chosen one of the seven deadly sins to name their chosen situation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:02 PM (X0axn)

249 It was even worse than that. The deadline to switch out the candidate had passed, so Torricelli was stuck on the ballot. Not to worry, though, because the Dems were able to find a friendly judge who ruled that it was OK to put Lautenberg in after the deadline had passed.
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IIRC, they dressed it up in all sorts of flowery constitutional language about how they were protecting the rights of the people to have a choice between candidates.

Not "a candidate on the ballot."

Not "two candidates on the ballot"

No, "a candidate from each major political party."

Magical language found in a constitution written before there were even any political parties in the US.

Effusions of penumbras and emanations.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 02:03 PM (73/SM)

250 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 01, 2026 01:58 PM (WONhk)

Yay! Glad you showed up on this topic. I was gonna say.

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 02:03 PM (6wpGE)

251 Congratulations! Well done!

How did you do it, pray tell?


I've been going to the gym for nearly three years. 3 days a week I do heavy weight training (I'm up to 390lbs squat, 275lbs bench, 475lbs deadlift). I do two days a week of cardio. Typically 7.5 kilometers on a rower in ~31 minutes on full resistance, then ~43 minutes on a stair climb machine on level 6.

I've been calorie counting on and off for about that same time. I usually kill it during the week, then fall apart a little bit on the weekend. Not a total binge, but I'll do something like have a personal pizza on Friday night and maybe get Mexican on Saturday night.

What I recently changed is I got on Wegovy. 1.5mg for a month, then 4mg. Its made it easy to stay on my calorie budget.

Yeah, I know. Some will say it's cheating and I just need to get some discipline. I do need to improve my discipline. But I think I've been exercising pretty good discipline for years.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 02:03 PM (mkw2N)

252 Chris Hansen didn't totally retire; he's been helping clean the pedos off of Roblox. Which its management is making difficult.

IIRC he got fired for going after someone the elites didn't want him going after. A sheriff I think?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 02:03 PM (sKqQm)

253 Graham Platner Fasci-itus.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:03 PM (Fi81e)

254 *looks in*

Think I'll complete the liberation of Lustria in the name of Grand Cathay.

*slides out*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 01, 2026 02:03 PM (TZz9Q)

255 This guy gets it. Thank you Sponge.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2026 02:02 PM (N39Ws)



*fistbump*

How are you doing?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:03 PM (X0axn)

256 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Sid at June 01, 2026 02:03 PM (2QTE4)

257 243 So, why are the Ds taking him out? I read shipwreckedcrew's post about how he can be replaced after winning the primary, but is this guy really going to step aside?

Posted by: Ann at June 01, 2026 02:01 PM (SHHm+)

=======

He's a nepo baby narcissist who went to war three times (once with Blackwater) to, as he put it, "kill people" and is lying about it to try and score some minor political hit against Susan Collins.

He held onto his SS tattoo for nearly 20 years (and might still have it).

He joined a dating site designed for child predation.

And he's still going to win his nomination by 30-50 points. With the knowledge that the party will fall in line behind him once the deadline is passed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:03 PM (7RBt4)

258 248 I find it funny that they've chosen one of the seven deadly sins to name their chosen situation.

i, for one, could go for calling november "gluttony month".

Posted by: anachronda at June 01, 2026 02:04 PM (sGtp+)

259 I'm tired of seeing Platners unshirted chest and gut on almost every conservative sight.

We need Sydney Sweeney to be shown to make up for it.
Posted by: Frank Barone

https://tinyurl.com/yzxu87b4

Ask, and ye shall receive.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 01, 2026 02:04 PM (JCZqz)

260 228 "Tats" Platner and the Sexting Circle
Posted by: A Tats Platner Adventure

Tats Platner and the Kix Pix

Posted by: Kid Tested Mother Disapproved at June 01, 2026 02:04 PM (SZZaF)

261 Bullshit. You know who was in charge of investigating y'all's AIDS explosion? Fauci. You know who refused to admit that it was all the rampant anonymous bareback buttfucking that was spreading it? Fauci. You know who went to the bathhouses to witness said rampant anonymous bareback buttfucking? Fauci. You know who was responsible for the reviled AZT? Fauci. And you know who was engaged in all the rampant anonymous bareback buttfucking? YOU.

So please, go fuck right off.
Posted by: Way past over this bullshit at June 01, 2026 02:02 PM (TbWk/)



Your facts have no bearing on the conversation. Please stop.

You might hurt their feelings.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:04 PM (X0axn)

262 "Partisanship makes you stupid."

I think that reverses it, but not important to the outcome.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2026 02:04 PM (U/Byj)

263 Posted by: Sid at June 01, 2026 02:03 PM (2QTE4)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 01, 2026 02:05 PM (X0axn)

264 236 Has Snizz Sniffer weighed in yet?
Posted by: Clam Slammer at June 01, 2026 02:00 PM (Dv3i1)

Close...

Posted by: snizz snatcher at June 01, 2026 01:34 PM (VXSY6)

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 02:05 PM (6wpGE)

265 Don't force me to celebrate you

But it's June!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 01, 2026 02:05 PM (Kt19C)

266 "MAGA hates sex"

I don't avoid women, but I do deny them my essence.

Posted by: gp at June 01, 2026 02:05 PM (Wq24h)

267 So in a thread of Platner cheating on his wife, maybe with underage teens the site pest argues the people opposed to Platner hate sex.

Well the left does have an issue with understanding sex with kids is not okay doesn't it...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 02:05 PM (sKqQm)

268 Isn't snizz snatcher like ATM machine or PIN number?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 02:06 PM (sKqQm)

269 267 So in a thread of Platner cheating on his wife, maybe with underage teens the site pest argues the people opposed to Platner hate sex.

Well the left does have an issue with understanding sex with kids is not okay doesn't it...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 02:05 PM (sKqQm)

=====

All I know is that I can't vote for Paxton because he cheated on his wife.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:06 PM (7RBt4)

270 255
How are you doing?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:03 PM (X0axn)

Sponge - doing good. Had the med port removed last week. Chasing minor lung and kidney issues (radiation, medicine), but feel great. Hope you and the First Lady are well. Some day I'm going to get off my lazy *** and go to a TXMOME and hopefully meet up with you. There will be bourbon.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2026 02:06 PM (N39Ws)

271 The funniest news of the day is that the UK denied entry to Cenk Uygar and his retarded nephew Hasan Pike. They were at the airport when a United rep told them their UK visa had been pulled.

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2026 02:06 PM (rj6Yv)

272 Platner, making PAGAN look like Middle America.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2026 02:06 PM (2GVsD)

273 "MAGA hates sex"

I don't avoid women, but I do deny them my essence.
Posted by: gp at June 01, 2026 02:05 PM (Wq24h)



Only when it involves his mom. Then we run from it as fast as possible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:07 PM (X0axn)

274 He's been spending most his live
Living in a predator paradise

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 02:07 PM (ndZc7)

275 Bullshit. You know who was in charge of investigating y'all's AIDS explosion? Fauci. You know who refused to admit that it was all the rampant anonymous bareback buttfucking that was spreading it? Fauci. You know who went to the bathhouses to witness said rampant anonymous bareback buttfucking? Fauci. You know who was responsible for the reviled AZT? Fauci. And you know who was engaged in all the rampant anonymous bareback buttfucking? YOU.

So please, go fuck right off.
Posted by: Way past over this bullshit at June 01, 2026 02:02 PM (TbWk

Tough, but fair.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2026 02:07 PM (BI5O2)

276 "MAGA hates sex"
---
That's why MAGA is cutting all their junk off!

That's why MAGA is saying PinV sex is "rape".

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:07 PM (Fi81e)

277 Hasan Piker, that is.

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2026 02:07 PM (rj6Yv)

278 Ask the LGBT crowd if they're proud of the movie Cruising which showed fisting up to the elbow. Or the Kaposi's sarcomas all over Freddie Mercury. Or of Scott Weiner in general.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 02:07 PM (xDmZM)

279 The guy who spread AIDS all over the US was a gay flight attendant that would have anonymous receptive anal sex everywhere he had a lay over.

That's why led to the AIDS epidemic.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 02:08 PM (sKqQm)

280
Sponge - doing good. Had the med port removed last week. Chasing minor lung and kidney issues (radiation, medicine), but feel great. Hope you and the First Lady are well. Some day I'm going to get off my lazy *** and go to a TXMOME and hopefully meet up with you. There will be bourbon.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2026 02:06 PM (N39Ws)



WOOT!

That's awesome. First thing wife wanted to do when treatments were over was get the port removed.

"Are you sure?"

"YES MA'AM!!!"

Get. To. TxMoMe.............

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:08 PM (X0axn)

281 Welcome to June, the month the left set up to glorify delusional, dangerous, and deviant behavior!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 01, 2026 02:08 PM (qx7Zg)

282 271 The funniest news of the day is that the UK denied entry to Cenk Uygar and his retarded nephew Hasan Pike. They were at the airport when a United rep told them their UK visa had been pulled.
Posted by: mrp

UK lets in thousands of criminals and jihadists. Maybe these two aren't radical enough?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 01, 2026 02:08 PM (Dv3i1)

283 Hello, fellow kids!

Posted by: MuffinMuncher at June 01, 2026 02:09 PM (wVcYX)

284 279 The guy who spread AIDS all over the US was a gay flight attendant that would have anonymous receptive anal sex everywhere he had a lay over.

That's why led to the AIDS epidemic.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 02:08 PM (sKqQm

"Gee, you are mighty cute. Mind if I pack your 'chute?"
--gay flight attendant pickup line

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2026 02:09 PM (N39Ws)

285 279 The guy who spread AIDS all over the US was a gay flight attendant that would have anonymous receptive anal sex everywhere he had a lay over.


my main memory of the AIDS epidemic was my friend lost her hemophiliac dad to it bc WHY WERE THEY GIVING BLOOD

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 01, 2026 02:09 PM (j+aD2)

286 The guy who spread AIDS all over the US was a gay flight attendant that would have anonymous receptive anal sex everywhere he had a lay over.

That's why led to the AIDS epidemic.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 02:08 PM (sKqQm)
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Receptive sex doesn't spread it that way. Receivers catch AIDs, unless there are open sores.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:09 PM (Fi81e)

287 June was the month of weddings. They principally wanted to destroy that.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2026 02:09 PM (gN6zd)

288 way down in Texas

Today starts jury selection in the murder trial of Karmello Anthony

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2026 02:09 PM (2GVsD)

289 > The guy who spread AIDS all over the US was a gay flight attendant

A French Canadian gay flight attendant.

*shudder*

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 02:10 PM (mkw2N)

290 The funniest news of the day is that the UK denied entry to Cenk Uygar and his retarded nephew Hasan Pike. They were at the airport when a United rep told them their UK visa had been pulled.
Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2026 02:06 PM (rj6Yv)



Did Chunk throw another fit and berate the staff? He's known to do that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:10 PM (X0axn)

291 284 Ha!

Posted by: gp at June 01, 2026 02:10 PM (Wq24h)

292 The only people I've ever met who are casually racist as a matter of daily routine - the kind who use the word n***er as a verbal crutch and rail against Jews all the time - are urban whites from New England. Particularly the Boston Irish.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I met a lot of them. They were my family, my neighbors, my friends parents.
But... that was more than a half-century ago. The world has changed. People change. Generations make a difference.
Despite the drumbeat generated by the racial hustlers and Dem politicians, we're not a racist society, and I think most people recognize that fact. Obama was successful for awhile by stirring past muck. It's taking awhile, but I think that we're past it.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 01, 2026 02:10 PM (PC+XL)

293 253 Graham Platner Fasci-itus.
Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:03 PM (Fi81e)

In addition to everything else this guy is, you're saying he's a heel ???

Posted by: browndog says woof at June 01, 2026 02:10 PM (3sXRv)

294 The funniest news of the day is that the UK denied entry to Cenk Uygar and his retarded nephew Hasan Pike. They were at the airport when a United rep told them their UK visa had been pulled.
Posted by: mrp

UK lets in thousands of criminals and jihadists. Maybe these two aren't radical enough?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 01, 2026 02:08 PM (Dv3i1)

Maybe he needs to change his name to Hasan Chop.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2026 02:10 PM (snZF9)

295 Did Chunk throw another fit and berate the staff? He's known to do that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:10 PM (X0axn)
=====

You mean, like, did he throw his weight around? Probably.

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2026 02:11 PM (rj6Yv)

296 Is this his truck? https://tinyurl.com/2p9mm8pp

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 01, 2026 02:11 PM (cWLG3)

297 Would 'Pussy procurer' be better?

'Prince of Pussy'

'Cooze Closer'

'Mish Masterchief' (cause Halo.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 01, 2026 02:11 PM (zZu0s)

298 294
Maybe he needs to change his name to Hasan Chop.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2026 02:10 PM (snZF9)

Awesome Bugs Bunny reference.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2026 02:12 PM (N39Ws)

299 The only people I've ever met who are casually racist as a matter of daily routine - the kind who use the word n***er as a verbal crutch and rail against Jews all the time - are urban whites from New England. Particularly the Boston Irish.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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The vast majority of conservative Christians I've met would never use that word.

Blue-collar, union Dems, on the other hand.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:12 PM (Fi81e)

300 Think there was a book titled The Myth of Heterosexual AIDS

Yeah the Leftists politicized and weaponized that health crisis, including Fuaci, for their own goals; screw anyone who died or caught it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2026 02:12 PM (2GVsD)

301 Sacred Heart of Jesus Month, for Catholics.
This means Eucharistic adoration on Thursday, and at some point Confession so the Eucharist can be had on Friday.
It's not for everybody, and maybe Protestants can think of something comparable, but it's a sight better than anything we're going to get from Mamdani or Platner.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 02:12 PM (gKWVE)

302 300

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 02:12 PM (6wpGE)

303 Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 02:12 PM (6wpGE)


Juuuussst a bit outside

Posted by: Ann at June 01, 2026 02:13 PM (SHHm+)

304 Maybe he needs to change his name to Hasan Chop.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2026 02:10 PM (snZF9)

Awesome Bugs Bunny reference.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2026 02:12 PM (N39Ws)


I know, that was always a good one. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2026 02:13 PM (snZF9)

305
Today starts jury selection in the murder trial of Karmello Anthony
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2026 02:09 PM (2GVsD)



It's too bad the DP won't be on the table.......That soulless f*ck needs room temp internals.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:13 PM (X0axn)

306
302 300
Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 02:12 PM (6wpGE)



Going to the well once too often.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:13 PM (X0axn)

307 > The guy who spread AIDS all over the US was a gay flight attendant

A French Canadian gay flight attendant.
.......

wearing Speedos

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2026 02:13 PM (UjdFS)

308 289 > The guy who spread AIDS all over the US was a gay flight attendant

A French Canadian gay flight attendant.

*shudder*
Posted by: bonhomme

Now THAT is gay-gay.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at June 01, 2026 02:14 PM (JCZqz)

309 *sad*

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 02:14 PM (6wpGE)

310 281 Welcome to June, the month the left set up to glorify delusional, dangerous, and deviant behavior!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 01, 2026 02:08 PM (qx7Zg)

I like June because it gives me the second largest dividend payout of the year, bested only by December.

Unrelated observation:

June Lockhart was pretty MILFy by the way....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 01, 2026 02:14 PM (QGaXH)

311 A gay Canadian flight attendant?

Justine Trudeau actually held a real job?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2026 02:15 PM (2GVsD)

312 289 > The guy who spread AIDS all over the US was a gay flight attendant

A French Canadian gay flight attendant.

*shudder*
Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 02:10 PM (mkw2N)

ha

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 02:15 PM (6wpGE)

313 305 Today starts jury selection in the murder trial of Karmello Anthony
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2026 02:09 PM (2GVsD)

It's too bad the DP won't be on the table.......That soulless f*ck needs room temp internals.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

We're fine with DPing him on the floor, or on a bed, if that makes it easier?

Posted by: Sam Brinton, Pete Buttigieg, and Satan at June 01, 2026 02:15 PM (JCZqz)

314
When a Democrat is referred to in the media as "embattled", you can be sure they're as guilty as hell and are on the way out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 02:15 PM (O0L8i)

315 Graham Platner needs to be dragged through one of his oyster beds.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2026 02:16 PM (2GVsD)

316 The Delaware DOJ dropped all charges against the four guys who put together the beach takeover likely because the NAACP got involved. They did it without consulting the beach town who arrested them.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2026 02:16 PM (WNOcj)

317 nood newsom

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:16 PM (7RBt4)

318 > Think there was a book titled The Myth of Heterosexual AIDS

It's even worse than that. Lesbian couples rate of contraction was lower than straight* couples. So it was almost entirely gay males, not all gays.

*Sometimes the "straight" couples had a male component who was sneaking out and getting some dick on the side.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 02:17 PM (mkw2N)

319 Just as long as it isn't a 'nude Newsom'

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2026 02:17 PM (2GVsD)

320 When a Democrat is referred to in the media as "embattled", you can be sure they're as guilty as hell and are on the way out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 02:15 PM (O0L8i)
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But still at the stage where it's mean for conservatives to "attack" them.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:17 PM (Fi81e)

321 @308

>>Now THAT is gay-gay.

Now that's gay.
--
Johnny Weir clutching a European Men's Carry All with Brian Boitano's face printed on it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 02:17 PM (XV/Pl)

322 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 02:17 PM (X0axn)

323 Unrelated observation:

June Lockhart was pretty MILFy by the way....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Tifa Lockhart > June Lockhart

Posted by: WEEB!!!! at June 01, 2026 02:17 PM (JCZqz)

324 >>>Boy I am really a full 48 hours behind this story, as I'm sure many of you tried to tell me in the comments.

You can't quit us, ace.

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 02:17 PM (6wpGE)

325 Probably willowed, but maybe ace will pick this one up. A federal court has ruled that banning trans mental cases from the military is "unconstitutional". Best part - the policy reflects "animus" by the administration.

When the f**k did the "courts" begin to be allowed to be Revolutionary Command Council members with mind-reading powers? Many of the most ludicrous lawless usurpations and idiocies by "courts" since Trump 1 have included this absurd conceit of finding "animus" in a policy.

None of this is within their substantive or formal competence, of course. They're not policymakers, they're not lawmakers, they're glorified clerks. All old news but the more you learn about the US system as it's devolved the less wonder, respect, and starry-eyed "patriotic" enthusiasm is feasible.

I think the SEALs avoided the Idiocy Crisis under the vegetable administration simply by doing/saying nothing. BUDS and hell week attrits 90% of aspiring candidates anyway. Don't know, though I know someone who would know, how many females or trans mental cases even attempted to get it. Anyway.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2026 02:17 PM (U/Byj)

326 317 nood newsom
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:16 PM (7RBt4)

ewww

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 02:18 PM (6wpGE)

327 So, he's a mainstream Democrat?

Got it.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2026 02:18 PM (BRvvM)

328 I've said for a long time that the Democrats were the party of perverts, Platner is just the cream of the crop.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 01, 2026 02:18 PM (Q/FnY)

329 Anne 'Sheba' Lockhart

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2026 02:18 PM (2GVsD)

330 303 Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 02:12 PM (6wpGE)


Juuuussst a bit outside
Posted by: Ann at June 01, 2026 02:13 PM (SHHm+)

Only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes....

Better luck at 400....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 01, 2026 02:18 PM (QGaXH)

331
I've lived in the South for 40 years and not once have I heard a white person use the N-word.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 02:18 PM (O0L8i)

332 Just how many Cluster-* are there?
And can we make jokes about Cluster-Z

Posted by: DaveA at June 01, 2026 02:18 PM (FhXTo)

333 317 nood newsom
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 01, 2026 02:16 PM (7RBt4)

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 02:18 PM (6wpGE)

334 So is Clam Rammer still available?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Praham Glatner at June 01, 2026 02:19 PM (TezPK)

335 330 303 Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 02:12 PM (6wpGE)


Juuuussst a bit outside
Posted by: Ann at June 01, 2026 02:13 PM (SHHm+)

Only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes....

Better luck at 400....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 01, 2026 02:18 PM (QGaXH)

Thank you!

Posted by: m at June 01, 2026 02:19 PM (6wpGE)

336 *Sometimes the "straight" couples had a male component who was sneaking out and getting some dick on the side.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2026 02:17 PM (mkw2N)
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Exactly, they were part-time receivers.

It's the reason that male-to-female transfer happened astronomically more than female-to-male.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2026 02:19 PM (Fi81e)

337 Platner is just the cream of the crop.

that isn't cream

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2026 02:19 PM (2GVsD)

338
Amy and I have a very loving and very happy marriage.


"And by 'very loving and very happy' I mean I want to spew my man goo far and wide like a dropped and unattended fire hose operating at the fully open position."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 01, 2026 02:19 PM (ixS3i)

339 The Platner campaign said over the weekend that he deleted the app from his phone.

Oh, I'm sure he deleted the app from his phone.

Deleting his account on the app, deleting it from home computer, and not using the (probably extant) browser only access on the other hand...

You have to talk to these people like they're fae or lawyers, I swear.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 01, 2026 02:19 PM (vJrRc)

340 As of last week, Auchincloss is lining up behind Platner and has apologized to the libtard Democrat Party for insinuating that he wouldn't support the Nazi pedophile domestic terrorist trainer in the race against the Republican.

Posted by: Sesame Street Life at June 01, 2026 02:22 PM (Dz7wk)

341 Some of the ladies of The View are turning on Platner. We need to keep our powder dry and wait till after 7/13 before the Dems can force him to drop out and replace him.

Nicholas Fondacaro-
Directly countering Whoopi Goldberg-

SARA HAINES: Not to make this political, I'm usually not the one who does that. But watching the video of the wife saying, 'you know, don't spend energy on these ads.' The problem with these ads is, they are true. These accusations are true.

What they're doing to James Talarico in Texas are calling him things that he isn't. That's where you don't spend energy is on false information. But on this, I would argue you tell it like this is.

This is a character flaw. This isn't - He, Platner has said, you know, he did it -- I didn't mean it I've changed. This is a problem. The Purple Heart recipient, by the way, the video he insulted was a man who took fire to save his team and he said, 'this stupid guy should have died. It's only because they didn't have good aim that he's here.'

If you were capable of saying that at any time in your life, you've shown me who you are and I heard you. This man should be nowhere near Congress.

https://tinyurl.com/6zhw6pmp

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2026 02:22 PM (NpAcC)

342 Nood, sanctuary for murder

Posted by: Snatch Smasher at June 01, 2026 02:23 PM (Sy6m/)

343 Oh for...

/sock off

Posted by: SciVo at June 01, 2026 02:23 PM (Sy6m/)

344 Think there was a book titled The Myth of Heterosexual AIDS

Yeah the Leftists politicized and weaponized that health crisis, including Fuaci, for their own goals; screw anyone who died or caught it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2026 02:12 PM (2GVsD)

There was a girl I went to high school with that was in our circle of friends. Beautiful girl. She got married, and her husband was out fucking around. He gave her aids, and she didn't know. She got pregnant and passed it to her unborn daughter. The daughter eventually got sick and they both ended up eventually dying. It was sad. He wasn't gay, but was with an infected chick that got it from one of those gay dudes that also doinked the occasional woman spreading their bullshit outside their circle. It was one of the times where if I had the power I would have built a fag auschwitz and burned them all.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 01, 2026 02:23 PM (snZF9)

345 Think there was a book titled The Myth of Heterosexual AIDS

Yeah the Leftists politicized and weaponized that health crisis, including Fuaci, for their own goals; screw anyone who died or caught it.

Posted by: Anna Puma




The best book on AIDS is called "Inventing the AIDS Virus" by the late Peter Duesberg, MD (just died last January). He was the pre-eminent Cancer doctor in the US and then he investigated AIDS. The book is a complete expose on how AIDS doesn't even qualify as a disease using the standard definition of a disease used by the medical profession, how AZT was a chemical that pretty much killed everyone who took it to "cure" their AIDS, and much more. Highly recommended.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2026 02:25 PM (BRvvM)

346 345 how AZT was a chemical that pretty much killed everyone who took it to "cure" their AIDS,

so... saved them from a fate worse than death?

Posted by: anachronda at June 01, 2026 02:31 PM (sGtp+)

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