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The Morning Report — 6/ 1 /26

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Good morning kids. June is busting out all over!

So if being an admirer of the Nazis as well as a philandering pervert and possible pedophile aren't enough of a definition of being a typical Democrat . . .

Graham Platner Allegedly Sent Sexually Explicit Texts to Women, Had Profile on Kik Messaging App

“People familiar with the matter” told the Wall Street Journal that Platner’s wife, Amy Gertner, reportedly shared with an aide in August that she had found the sexually explicit messages “early in their marriage in the spring of 2025.”

From what I have read, the app is heavily used by pedophiles trolling for underage partners. Does that make Platner a P3DO, well where there's smoke there's fire, n'est ce pas?

This astonishing level of illegal content might appear unique, but in recent years this kind of activity has become rampant across Kik. A joint Forbes and Point Report investigation has uncovered evidence of a vast number of child exploitation cases involving the use of Kik, where some of the most appalling material is being shared and young girls and boys are being targeted for grooming. Posing as 14-year-old girls, we also discovered just how quickly predators were on the prowl and how third-party apps for sharing profiles appeared to be facilitating access to minors. And we found that Kik hasn’t even been deleting the profiles of individuals charged and convicted of child abuse offenses.

Well, as I said, If the above doesn't define the typical Democrat/Leftist, well certainly this does:

An adviser to socialist Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders dismissed a Nazi-inspired tattoo Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner received as a “skull and crossbones” during a panel discussion Sunday.

Yup, as Fat Abert Speer Whoopi rape-rape would say, it's not Nazi-Nazi. Defend by deflection, obfuscation and gaslighting. Bad enough but Platner's wife went even lower by allowing herself to be a stooge!

Amy Gertner, who married Platner in 2023, said that she was “deeply hurt” about the campaign’s former political director, whom she tipped off about the sexting, confirming the messages to the press.

The video drew widespread criticism from observers who said it appeared that Platner was letting his wife take the heat for him.

“It looks and sounds like a hostage video,” one X user posted. “Blink twice if you need rescuing, Amy.”

The randy oyster farmer is believed to have had sexting affairs with up to a dozen women, according to reports.

Yeah, she "defended" him alright! BANGOR, he hardly knew her!

The other thing that absolutely is the sine qua non of Democrats/Leftists is violence and terrorism in pursuit of absolute power.

Police arrested at least 20 protesters outside embattled New Jersey ICE detention center Delaney Hall Sunday night after they broke a new curfew imposed to stop the violent rallies from continuing for a third week straight, as the Department of Homeland Security vowed to show “ZERO tolerance for rioters.” . . . Several arrests were made in front of a wall disturbingly grafittied with “KILL ICE” across it. . . Chaos has engulfed the immigration detention facility in Newark since at least May 22, after top Democrat officials, including New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill, raised concerns about inhumane conditions in the facility and the lack of visitation hours.

Their "concerns" were a naked signal to their Antifa and other street goons as well as braindead dupes to engage in violent attacks on the facility.

More typical Democrat behavior: get others to do your dirty work by being cannon fodder for the media.

Other than this, speaking of flaming wreckage in Maine, or near it...

People across New England heard the sky clap back Saturday afternoon, and for a while, nobody knew why. Houses shook, windows rattled, and police departments fielded calls from worried residents. . . a natural meteor tore into the atmosphere, broke apart roughly 40 miles above northeastern Massachusetts and southeastern New Hampshire, and released energy equal to about 300 tons of TNT.. . Robert Lunsford, fireball report coordinator for the American Meteor Society (that's a job title!), described the object as roughly three feet wide. Reports reached the society from Delaware to Montreal, a huge footprint for a rock small enough to fit through many front doors. From the Associated Press:

Kaboom, indeed! And thanks for all the birthday wishes. It was a good one.


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1 Happy June

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 06:53 AM (/+uur)

2 Was it really your actual birthday, J.J.? A happy belated birthday to you! Thanks for all you do here to inform us. I don't know if this was in the links ( If so, I apologize ) but the "noodle lady" running for Mayor of Los Angeles got a surprise when a homeless camp was set up by an activist group outside her home.it was disturbing for her . Talk about "out of touch" politicians" Legal Insurrection site:

https://tinyurl.com/f4m6b6v4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 06:59 AM (ix8EF)

3 Just scroll on by the trolls. I saw the name Paul and I just did.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 07:01 AM (ix8EF)

4 Good for John Cleese! I am glad he's speaking up against Islam.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 07:02 AM (ix8EF)

5 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 01, 2026 07:03 AM (NcvvS)

6 Thank you JJ

I’m actually proud of the fact that I’ve never heard of the Kik app. In fact when I first read that I thought of that cereal from my childhood: Kix

I always liked Kix. It was like a poor man’s Captain Crunch (and not nearly as hard of the roof of your mouth). I just checked apparently Kix is still sold although I haven’t seen it in a supermarket in years… my entire adult life really

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 07:03 AM (hxAVk)

7 Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 07:05 AM (RIvkX)

8 There are a lot of fairweather. Immunizes out there.

A fairweather communist is a whiny little bitch who aches for communism and romanticizes it. Aches for it here. BUT let’s just say you CAN give it to them starting at midnight. By 12 noon they will be leading the charge against it.

If they can.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 07:07 AM (T6aVk)

9 Et tu, Spartacus?

ABC: Do you have concerns that Graham Platner may jeopardise Democratic hopes to get that Senate seat in Maine?

BOOKER: "Yeah, I have concerns. The guy has questions to answer..."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:08 AM (ndZc7)

10 Years ago I added a section to a Wikipedia article on a college football coach using only quotes and footnotes from an extensively researched book by a well known author, ie, it wasn't opinion or bias, all fact. The section disappeared from wiki in less than a month, everything was wiped. Haven't clicked 9n it since. Why anyone uses that garbage site is yet more evidence we live in idiocracy.

Posted by: Abe at June 01, 2026 07:09 AM (hyQrc)

11 June is bustin’ all kind of nutz.

Posted by: Hodge Twins at June 01, 2026 07:10 AM (UM59F)

12 I guess the Democrats might try the Torricelli move and get rid of Platner and replace him with someone else.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 07:11 AM (PFs9e)

13 Two of my children live in the area and heard the meteor sonic booms. Both thought it was a piece of loud construction equipment, like a nearby jack hammer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 07:13 AM (9JZPQ)

14 Ban metric football!

Chaos Erupts in Paris Following PSG Champions Victory, With 45 Arrested, Fires Set Across City

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:14 AM (ndZc7)

15 Darn it. Top 20. Ah well. Better luck tomorrow.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 07:14 AM (OPGS/)

16 "Hasan Piker Could Finally Be on His Way to Jail"

And Ed McMahon is going to show up at my door with a giant check for one million dollars.

Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at June 01, 2026 07:15 AM (vFG9F)

17 So it's fine for a Democrat to be a Nazi and a pedo. Because "reasons."

Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 07:15 AM (OPGS/)

18 I guess the Democrats might try the Torricelli move and get rid of Platner and replace him with someone else.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

A Kamala Konfusion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:16 AM (ndZc7)

19 Chaos Erupts in Paris Following PSG Champions Victory, With 45 Arrested, Fires Set Across City
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:14 AM (ndZc7)
=====

Love the passive voice, always deployed to minimize leftist-Islamist violence.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 07:18 AM (RIvkX)

20 If the majority of Muslims - the non-radical ones -
are not in favour of radical Islam, could some of them start speaking out and saying so

What is the reason why they are not doing this ?

===============================
As Tuqatar likes to say, Cleese is "just asking questions".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 07:18 AM (9JZPQ)

21 The five major dams around Tehran are now at less than 10% capacity.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2026 07:19 AM (5P5DO)

22 Well, Dr. Jill is a Biden.

OUCH: Jill Biden’s Own Former Spokesman Fact-Checks Her Viral Lie

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:20 AM (ndZc7)

23 I hope we get James Talarico's take on Graham Platner. That should be entertaining.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 07:20 AM (9JZPQ)

24 If the majority of Muslims - the non-radical ones -
are not in favour of radical Islam, could some of them start speaking out and saying so

What is the reason why they are not doing this ?

-
They're allergic to beheading.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:21 AM (ndZc7)

25 “The Academy has tied its use of race to the realization of an officer corps that represents the country it protects and the people it leads,” Bennett argued at the time.

--

Regarding this racist judge...I swear, I've read this sentence 10 times and don't know what it's supposed to convey.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2026 07:22 AM (qBdHI)

26 So apparently Congress created a committee 10 years ago to prepare for the 250th anniversary, appointed a Mexican leftist to head it and the grand sum total of their planning has produced a website and nothing else.

Do I have that right?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 07:22 AM (XV/Pl)

27 The same people who claimed that "Sidney Sweeney has good jeans" was a Nazi-coded dog whistle now claim and actual Nazi logo is "just a skull and crossbones."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 07:23 AM (24OIr)

28 3 Trump cheated on all 3 of his wives. Including with a porn star while Melania was carrying his son
...
Posted by: Paul at June 01, 2026 07:00 AM (U7nRR)


I'm not so sure about that "porn star" episode. Her story didn't make any sense. Said she didn't want to do it with him, wasn't paid by him, but somehow ended up doing it anyway? Really, she just seemed to be working for the campaign, getting people talking about him with an attention-getting figure.

As far as the other cheating episodes, I never followed that gossip - have no clue whether legit or not.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 07:24 AM (ovdkm)

29 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at June 01, 2026 07:24 AM (Gq9/0)

30 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 07:24 AM (ExV1e)

31 Khanna said, But when you take away the due process, ICE basically can say that I can say to someone, you’re a violent criminal, we’re going to get rid of you, and there’s no recourse. There’s no system of law.

Ice does not need to say you are violent.
A U.S. immigration officer (this includes ICE, CBP, and even sworn state and local law enforcement) must determine that the person is inadmissible to the United States based on having either:
lied or misrepresented a material fact, including falsely claiming U.S. citizenship, in obtaining U.S. entry documents or admission, or
entered the U.S. without a valid entry document (such as a visa or border crosser card) or travel document (such as a passport).

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 07:24 AM (/+uur)

32 >So it's fine for a Democrat to be a Nazi and a pedo. Because "reasons."
----

the Leftist mind is infinitely flexible. It can adopt any political viewpoint instantly- even blatantly contradictory ones- if it serves their purpose.

see also:
situational ethics
amorality

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 07:26 AM (ZxPkt)

33 Why did the Democrats not find out of follow through on this information on Platner before? Surely the information was out there? They didn't care he was some Nazi with mental health issues?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 07:26 AM (PFs9e)

34 The Democrats are crashing out over possibly losing a seat to ... Susan Collins. Collie is a soft Democrat who's about as Maga as a transgender furry at an anti-ICE riot.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 07:26 AM (24OIr)

35 Like Graham Platner.

“Mandalorian and Grogu” Flops With Second Week Crash of 72%

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:26 AM (ndZc7)

36 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 07:28 AM (u82oZ)

37 36 Like Graham Platner.

“Mandalorian and Grogu” Flops With Second Week Crash of 72%
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:26 AM (ndZc7)

They will sub in someone for Platner.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 07:28 AM (/+uur)

38 President Pezeshkian sent a letter of resignation but the IRGC rejected it.

He can't checkout or leave.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2026 07:28 AM (5P5DO)

39 The ONT gets Shakira singing "Hips Don't Lie" and what do we get? We get Demoncrats.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 07:28 AM (zyFko)

40 The Academy has tied its use of race to the realization of an officer corps that represents the country it protects and the people it leads,” Bennett argued at the time.

--

Regarding this racist judge...I swear, I've read this sentence 10 times and don't know what it's supposed to convey.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2026 07:22 AM (qBdHI)

Yet another example of Orwellian doublespeak…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 07:28 AM (hxAVk)

41 Trump did not have an affair with Stormy Daniels, more importantly, Stormy Daniels has denied having an affair with Trump.

As to Trumps infidelity, there is really no public evidence that Trump cheated on any of his wives, what is publicly known is that he was married, got divorced, married again.

The tell that Trump is a good guy is that he has had good relationships with his x-wives and they Denver had a bad word for him.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 07:29 AM (XV/Pl)

42 Not to quote trolls.


Trump hasn't transferred anything, and isn't going to. He's just stalling, and there could be a number of reasons. He's not going to release any frozen assets until - at a minimum - the US has the heavily-enriched uranium in-hand, and there's no way the mullahs would ever surrender it.

If you want to talk about "economic shocks", and "50 times", the Supreme Leader is obviously determined to hit NYC with a nuke, and that economic shock would be 50 times 9/11. Obama set us up for that; Trump is solving the 47 year long problem.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 07:29 AM (ovdkm)

43 Anybody seen Chet Holmgren?

Posted by: mr tmz at June 01, 2026 07:30 AM (rJ48h)

44 >good relationships with his x-wives and they Denver had a bad word for him.
----

do not trust autocorrect

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 07:31 AM (ZxPkt)

45 I saw a poll on the Maine senate race this weekend on RCP. It showed Platner with a 9 point lead over Collins. I know polls are for strippers but it’s amazing with all his bad press he’s still that far ahead of an incumbent…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 07:31 AM (hxAVk)

46 CIA gold

they knew I mis-typed an address on my FS86.
Someone knew this dude was a fake.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 07:31 AM (/+uur)

47 Anybody seen Chet Holmgren?
Posted by: mr tmz at June 01, 2026 07:30 AM (rJ48h)

Chet Holmgren > Mike Holmgren

And a LOT skinnier….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 07:32 AM (hxAVk)

48 The same people who claimed that "Sidney Sweeney has good jeans" was a Nazi-coded dog whistle now claim and actual Nazi logo is "just a skull and crossbones."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 07:23 AM (24OIr)
========================
True, dat

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 07:32 AM (ewULo)

49 Willowed because I forgot to answer this:

I'm sorry. it is hard when you own a house. I can empathize.
FenelonSpoke


It's OK. I'm fortunate enough to have a decent amount of money saved up. And honestly, it's amazing that the furnace chimney lasted this long (We moved there in 17 and I think a lot of work got neglected.).

Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 07:33 AM (OPGS/)

50 48 The same people who claimed that "Sidney Sweeney has good jeans" was a Nazi-coded dog whistle now claim and actual Nazi logo is "just a skull and crossbones."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 07:23 AM (24OIr)
========================
True, dat
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 07:32 AM (ewULo)

And Margaret Sanger did not want to genocide black and brown people.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2026 07:34 AM (x0n13)

51 Looking at the actions in Israel, Lebanon, and Iran I have a growing sense that the US and Israel are goading Iran into staging a large scale missile strike on Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, and all American bases. Much of it will be stopped, but there will be casualties.

We’ve been stuck at an impasse for weeks, and I suspect that this administration has decided that there must be casualties on our side to justify going to the next stage, which will be far bloodier than what has happened up til now.

Posted by: Every Guy Ever at June 01, 2026 07:34 AM (QDJ2U)

52 They will sub in someone for Platner.
Posted by: r hennigantx

The other Dem candidate, Gov. Janet Mills. She is tanned, rested, and will be hailed as a savior. Her name is still on the ballot, although she has dropped out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

53 What bugs me is when trolls two step their way through a thread, one making nutso comments and the second quoting him as an ostensible reaction.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 07:35 AM (ewULo)

54 Frazier endorses Spencer Pratt.

The “Cheers” and “Frasier” star delivered the line while leaving a campaign event in Westlake Village, telling the New York Post (NYP), “I just call her Karen Bass-ackwards.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:36 AM (ndZc7)

55
Dear heavens, I slept until 6:00 this morning. I feel like I dawdled the whole morning away. Honest folk should be up and at it by 5:00.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 07:36 AM (O0L8i)

56 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 06:59 AM (ix8EF)


thanks, yes it was over the weekend. Didn't get that link as I gather from them usually the night before so I'll likely see it and have it for tomorrow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2026 07:36 AM (x0n13)

57 41 ... The tell that Trump is a good guy is that he has had good relationships with his x-wives and they Denver had a bad word for him.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 07:29 AM (XV/Pl)

Indeed. I remember back when I still watched Fox during Trump's first campaign, they were interviewing him, and got his first wife on the phone. She gladly endorsed him, and he at least acted surprised. He seemed to have a genuine respect and even affection for his first wife, even after all the horrible things she claimed during their divorce. They seemed to be saying "when you get divorced, it's what you do". I don't think she accused him of cheating - she accused him of rape, IIRC. I don't know what went wrong with that marriage, but it's probably impossible to really find out.

Ivanka died under what I thought was suspicious circumstances, and I would suspect the same people who are trying to assasinate him and his family, not him. She apparently wasn't well=protected.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 07:36 AM (ovdkm)

58 And Margaret Sanger did not want to genocide black and brown people.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2026 07:34 AM (x0n13)
===========================
And, being the action oriented woman she was, she organized a mass-murder supported by the former KKK and funded by the government.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 07:38 AM (ewULo)

59 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 0

That is a funny response from the Frasier star.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 07:38 AM (ix8EF)

60 Huck Follywood

CBD has noted, more than once, to not quote trolls. Those scum suckers live to be left in the comments of people who are not banned.

They are mentally ill.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 07:38 AM (u82oZ)

61 "And Margaret Sanger did not want to genocide black and brown people"

That quote about genociding black and brown people was taken out of context! She had a stutter! Trump is a felon!

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 07:39 AM (PG9ag)

62 can we say rude things about the trolls

impugn their parentage, for instance

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 07:40 AM (ZxPkt)

63 "They are mentally ill.'

True that. I don't know of a single person on the right who trolls left wing forums.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 07:41 AM (PG9ag)

64 I watched an old Johnny Carson from 1986 this weekend. Fascinating to see this guy named Joseph Newman as a guest who claimed he’d invented and built an energy machine that output more mechanical power than the electrical power supplied to it; aka a perpetual motion machine. He applied for a patent and got lots of attention. How did I miss all that when it happened? He even had university professors arguing on his side and conspiracy theorists arguing his patent was rejected due to the sinister influence of big energy companies like Chevron and GE. Cranks like this guy can be interesting…. The guy never gave up until his death in 2015 and there are still people who believe it! Why didn’t he just build a big one and power his own little city? Heh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 07:41 AM (hxAVk)

65 63 can we say rude things about the trolls

impugn their parentage, for instance
Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 07:40 AM (ZxPkt)



Yes, but do not quote or repost their crap.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2026 07:42 AM (x0n13)

66 Some observed that the Hajj was upcoming, when progress on Iran seemed stalled a week or so ago. That ended two days ago, but I think I heard another big Muslim holiday is imminent. You really don't want missiles flying at Saudi Arabia when millions of religious pilgrims are afoot, so that could be part of why we see this ended stalling.

While the enemy propagandists declare victory for insane evil mullahs, Trump is probably doing all kinds of prep for the next phase, assuming he can't compromise enough Iranian insiders to assume control of the place that way.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 07:43 AM (ovdkm)

67 Yes, but do not quote or repost their crap.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Just so I'm clear, are we allowed to use their names in our responses without quoting them? I'd hate to think that one of the Horde believes that I'm calling one of them a genetic accident.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 07:44 AM (OPGS/)

68 LinusVanPel

The Patent Office specifically states that perpetual motion devices, or other ways to circumvent the Laws of Thermodynamics, are absolutely not patentable. It is a final rejection in the first action. Unrecoverable for the applicant.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ)

69 I don't know of a single person on the right who trolls left wing forums.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

We do, however, point and laugh.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:44 AM (ndZc7)

70 45 I saw a poll on the Maine senate race this weekend on RCP. It showed Platner with a 9 point lead over Collins. I know polls are for strippers but it’s amazing with all his bad press he’s still that far ahead of an incumbent…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 07:31 AM (hxAVk)

The same polls KVUE in Austin says shows Jimmy the Creep leading Paxton?

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 07:45 AM (T6aVk)

71 Piker has expressed explicit support for U.S-designated terrorist organizations such as Hamas, the Houthis, Hezbollah and the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLP) on numerous occasions. He has also falsely claimed that the well-documented sexual violence committed by Hamas and other terrorists on October 7, 2023 did not take place. Piker’s casual and frequent assertions of support for terrorist groups and the violence they commit normalize the use of violence to his millions of followers.

Yet Democrats like Rep. Ro Khanna, Sen. Bernie Sanders, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani flock to Piker’s side to soak in his alleged wisdom.

===============================
Democrats aren't that stupid. They know what Piker advocates. They support him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 07:45 AM (ewULo)

72
He even had university professors arguing on his side and conspiracy theorists arguing his patent was rejected due to the sinister influence of big energy companies like Chevron and GE.

Sounds more like the USPTO rejected it, as they always have, for being a perpetual motion machine. In any case, patent applications were not published until late 2000, so Chevron and GE could not have been aware of it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 07:45 AM (O0L8i)

73 This particular troll is even more retarded than usual which I’d have thought is impossible. Always able apparently to somehow tunnel below the whale feces at the bottom of the ocean….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 07:46 AM (hxAVk)

74 “You need Chevron, I need Chevron.”

That’s the message from Democratic gubernatorial front-runner Xavier Becerra.

When Cali forced the refineries to store the amount of refined product that would be lost to an emergency or shutdown, that ended all refineries reason to stay in Cali.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 07:46 AM (/+uur)

75 “Is Euthanasia just bureaucratic cost-cutting for Canada's dysfunctional healthcare system?”

Obviously. The worst part is that Canada thinks they’re the first ones to discover how easy it is to make all of your mental health and medical care problems go away if you execute anyone who gets sick.

Posted by: Every Guy Ever at June 01, 2026 07:46 AM (QDJ2U)

76 Term Limits Now: Fire Career Politicians, Hire Citizen-Legislators

Limit the percentage of legislators who can have a law degree.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 07:46 AM (ExV1e)

77 The same polls KVUE in Austin says shows Jimmy the Creep leading Paxton?
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 07:45 AM (T6aVk)

I saw 1 poll where Jimmy was up 36% with blacks.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 07:47 AM (/+uur)

78 NR Pax

Call Paul and Sid and the other trolls miserable tapeworms with the brains of a tick, yes. Personal invective is allowed for those jerks.

Referring to his posted delusions, or quoting him, no. And don't argue with them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

79
I don't know of a single person on the right who trolls left wing forums.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo


I used to troll a classical music site, principally populated by Eurotrash and their oikophobic American beta orbiters. And by "troll" I mean dared to challenge the various political stupidities that this herd of boldly independent thinkers got from the Guardian.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 07:48 AM (O0L8i)

80 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2026 07:48 AM (53oGX)

81 @72

>>In any case, patent applications were not published until late 2000, so Chevron and GE could not have been aware of it.

Much like you can't patent the shape of a guitar, you cannot patent a process or machine that violates the laws of physics.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 07:48 AM (XV/Pl)

82 This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Pawl at June 01, 2026 07:48 AM (vFG9F)

83 Obviously. The worst part is that Canada thinks they’re the first ones to discover how easy it is to make all of your mental health and medical care problems go away if you execute anyone who gets sick.
Posted by: Every Guy Ever


And then they kill the last person in the country and realize that there aren't any more doctors.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 07:48 AM (OPGS/)

84 “Is Euthanasia just bureaucratic cost-cutting for Canada's dysfunctional healthcare system?”

Canada urges mentally ill people to commit suicide so their organs can be harvested; real scifi dystopia sh-t.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 07:48 AM (PG9ag)

85 Referring to his posted delusions, or quoting him, no. And don't argue with them.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


That's cool. It's not like either of them answer me. I should feel hurt about that.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 07:49 AM (OPGS/)

86 Every Guy Ever

Well, we can ship the homeless in CA and NYC to Canada. But those people tend to be poor organ donors due to all the drugs in their system.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ)

87
The worst part is that Canada thinks they’re the first ones to discover how easy it is to make all of your mental health and medical care problems go away if you execute anyone who gets sick.
Posted by: Every Guy Ever


The unthinkable becomes allowed. Then the allowed becomes routine. Then the routine becomes mandatory.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 07:49 AM (O0L8i)

88 21 The five major dams around Tehran are now at less than 10% capacity.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2026 07:19 AM (5P5DO)

Yep. The city has been low on water for some time. It’s what happens when you have a government that does not have its priorities in order.

A city of 10 million with almost literally no water.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 07:50 AM (T6aVk)

89 I wonder if Californians are starting to understand that there are real world consequences for driving out the oil companies.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 07:50 AM (QDJ2U)

90 @88

>>A city of 10 million with almost literally no water.

Sounds like California.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 07:51 AM (XV/Pl)

91 I hope we get James Talarico's take on Graham Platner. That should be entertaining.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 07:20 AM (9JZPQ)


Talarico: If the allegations are true, I think it's terrible that he preyed on underage... girls.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 07:51 AM (ExV1e)

92 Victor Tango Kilo

Right out of the Organlegger stories of Larry Niven in the late '70s.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 07:51 AM (u82oZ)

93 Eurotrash and their oikophobic American beta orbiters
=============================
Damn, Hadrian, that is some mighty powerful newsletter material!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 07:52 AM (ewULo)

94 Jill Bitch Biden, elder abuser in Chief, on CBS Sunday morning, lying her ass off again and again for her own personal gain.

Posted by: Despise DemoNcrat Marxist Rat Elder Abusers at June 01, 2026 07:52 AM (HeR4S)

95 "Yale-Educated Lupita Nyong’o Admits She Never Heard of ‘The Odyssey’ Before Helen of Troy Casting"

Nobody reads books about dead white people anymore.

Posted by: Pawl at June 01, 2026 07:52 AM (vFG9F)

96 I’ll have you know, Suh, that being a Gentleman Clam Farmer is a noble profession! But riff-raff such as yourself wouldn’t know anything about that now, would you? Auf wiedersehen, y’all.

Posted by: Colonel Foghorn Leghorn Von Reichstag at June 01, 2026 07:52 AM (QbosG)

97 64 "I watched an old Johnny Carson from 1986 this weekend. Fascinating to see this guy named Joseph Newman as a guest who claimed he’d invented and built an energy machine that output more mechanical power than the electrical power supplied to it; aka a perpetual motion machine. He applied for a patent and got lots of attention. ..."
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 07:41 AM (hxAVk)


Nothing about actually GETTING that patent though.

Really, he just sounds like a quack, but it reminds me of something I was hearing about the Big Bang Theory recently (not the show). I swear there was something about it that appeared to violate the conservation of energy, and the attitude about THAT was essentially that when it comes to their precious BBT, that natural laws like that are more of a SUGGESTION.

I'm certainly not a Creationist, or anything like that, but have had a problem with the BBT for a long time. For one thing, it sounds suspiciously like the Biblical story of Creation, just with a different timeline. Universe just pops into existence all of a sudden for no apparent reason. They teach it as fact, instead of just an educated "best guess" that could be supplanted any time.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 07:52 AM (ovdkm)

98 @89

>>I wonder if Californians are starting to understand that there are real world consequences for driving out the oil companies.

Karen Bass and whichever loser the Donks decide to make governor of California will "win" by margins slightly less than a landslide.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 07:52 AM (XV/Pl)

99 The city has been low on water for some time. It’s what happens when you have a government that does not have its priorities in order.

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I resent that!
- Karen Bass-ackwards

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:52 AM (ndZc7)

100 Do I have that right?"

Pretty much, yes.

And then they kill the last person in the country and realize that there aren't any more doctors."

Nah. Just import more from the Gupta Medical Clinic...

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:53 AM (XuXeR)

101 “The Academy has tied its use of race to the realization of an officer corps that represents the country it protects and the people it leads,” Bennett argued at the time.

--

Regarding this racist judge...I swear, I've read this sentence 10 times and don't know what it's supposed to convey.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2026 07:22 AM (qBdHI)


It's an appeal to the representation BS.

If'n the country is 14%, the officer corp in the Navy has to be 14% black or the Navy cannot lead the people because blacks won't listen to no honkeys.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 07:53 AM (ExV1e)

102 Every Guy Ever

From what I see, all that MAID medical care is not shortening the wait for doctors in Canada. And if you thought we had issues with trust of the medical system, Canada's is a lot worse.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ)

103 84 “Is Euthanasia just bureaucratic cost-cutting for Canada's dysfunctional healthcare system?”

Canada urges mentally ill people to commit suicide so their organs can be harvested; real scifi dystopia sh-t.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 07:48 AM (PG9ag)

Absolutely. This is why you should NEVER put the government in charge of the doc.

(I hate calling it “health care” because when I see a doc or go to a hospital I don’t go in there and say “I’M HEALTHY!!!”

Don’t forget that back in the day the GDR would dump its old people into West Berlin for the same reason: to cut costs.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 07:53 AM (T6aVk)

104 So apparently Congress created a committee 10 years ago to prepare for the 250th anniversary, appointed a Mexican leftist to head it and the grand sum total of their planning has produced a website and nothing else.

Do I have that right?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 07:22 AM (XV/Pl)


You left out how much was spent to create a website.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 07:53 AM (ExV1e)

105 You left out how much was spent to create a website."

I know, huh?

/o'bumblecare website on day one

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:54 AM (XuXeR)

106 "Yale-Educated Lupita Nyong’o Admits She Never Heard of ‘The Odyssey’ Before Helen of Troy Casting"

Nobody reads books about dead white people anymore.

---
I saw a video on YouTube the other day by a young woman who was excited (at first) to go to Columbia University to study English literature. Then she discovered her professors were not interested in teaching literature. It was all about critical theory instead.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 07:54 AM (gnNyN)

107 I'm not so sure about that "porn star" episode. Her story didn't make any sense. Said she didn't want to do it with him, wasn't paid by him, but somehow ended up doing it anyway?

She also said, at other times, that she didn't have sex with him. Like a good porn star, she's taken every position imaginable.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 07:55 AM (ExV1e)

108 I troll AoS music threads by saying rude things about Rush.

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 07:55 AM (ZxPkt)

109 Talarico: If the allegations are true, I think it's terrible that he preyed on underage... girls.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 07:51 AM (ExV1e)

This dude was an MS teacher. This alone makes me shudder.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 07:55 AM (T6aVk)

110 "So apparently Congress created a committee 10 years ago to prepare for the 250th anniversary, appointed a Mexican leftist to head it and the grand sum total of their planning has produced a website and nothing else"

They thought a Dem would be President.

Posted by: fd at June 01, 2026 07:56 AM (vFG9F)

111 Already getting texts from the Talarico campaign. One from the 202 (DC) area code yesterday. They lost me when they couldn’t even bother getting my first name right.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 07:56 AM (T6aVk)

112 17 So it's fine for a Democrat to be a Nazi and a pedo. Because "reasons."
Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 07:15 AM (OPGS/)

It's (D)ifferent when they do it.

Posted by: XTC at June 01, 2026 07:56 AM (iXqHn)

113 Tom Servo

Those Dems in CA do not understand reality in any way. Their words make stuff happen.

Meanwhile, they are the only state in the US importing refined petroleum products like gas from foreign countries. And want to have a small elite, with lots and lots of thralls and no middle class.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)

114 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2026 07:57 AM (YYKrY)

115 @97

>>They teach it as fact, instead of just an educated "best guess" that could be supplanted any time.

Well, it's more than a best guess, it's the only thing that explains physical reality.

The universe is observed to be expanding in all directions from a general space-time location, if it is expanding in all directions form a single point, then ipso facto at one time, approximately 13.8B years ago, the entire physical universe was located in a single point vector of near infinate density.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 07:57 AM (XV/Pl)

116 64 "I watched an old Johnny Carson from 1986 this weekend. Fascinating to see this guy named Joseph Newman as a guest who claimed he’d invented and built an energy machine that output more mechanical power than the electrical power supplied to it; aka a perpetual motion machine. He applied for a patent and got lots of attention. ..."
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 07:41 AM (hxAVk)


Meanwhile, an absolute revolution in energy production may actually be in the works. Somebody came up with a fusion energy process using Boron that can supply a city with power using a power plant the size of a typical grocery store. No radioactive materials used. The first such plant is in the planning stages.

Oh, and there are lots of hints that anti-gravity might be real.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 07:57 AM (ovdkm)

117 The Democrats are crashing out over possibly losing a seat to ... Susan Collins. Collie is a soft Democrat who's about as Maga as a transgender furry at an anti-ICE riot.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 07:26 AM (24OIr)


But, as TJM likes to point out, she's a more reliable "must have" vote than McConnell, Tillis, Cassidy, or Murkowski.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 07:57 AM (ExV1e)

118 Didn't know your birthday came and went, JJ.

Mazeltov and may your name be inscribed in the Book of Life for another year!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 01, 2026 07:57 AM (qRla/)

119 "Yale-Educated Lupita Nyong’o Admits She Never Heard of ‘The Odyssey’ Before Helen of Troy Casting"

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Is Milly Alcock Intentionally Alienating Supergirl’s Audience?7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:58 AM (ndZc7)

120 /o'bumblecare website on day one
Posted by: man


I remember the woman who allowed her photo to be used on that site. She didn't deserve the death threats sent her way.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 07:58 AM (OPGS/)

121 Well, it's more than a best guess, it's the only thing that explains physical reality.

The universe is observed to be expanding in all directions from a general space-time location, if it is expanding in all directions form a single point, then ipso facto at one time, approximately 13.8B years ago, the entire physical universe was located in a single point vector of near infinate density.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 07:57 AM (XV/Pl)
----
JWST has been throwing a monkey wrench into the BBT because it keeps discovering things that are very difficult to explain using the current theory as is.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 07:58 AM (gnNyN)

122 There was a pill in Michigan showing the RINO +3 over the Islamic Supremacist. Not buying it. Michigan even managed to elect a Democrat Deep Stater while going for Trump in 2024.

Whew, Democrats are sure putting up some winners this year. In addition to Maine Kampf there's the lady in Texas who campaigned on putting Jews in camps, the Al Qaeda volunteer in New Jersey, the Michigan Hamas supporter, the pedo in California.

Jimmy 'God is a vegan transgender woman of color" Talarico looks almost normal compared to the rest of the Democrat freak show.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 07:58 AM (jUZjr)

123 I troll AoS music threads by saying rude things about Rush."

Who wants to say nice things about amyl nitrate?

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 08:00 AM (XuXeR)

124 113 Tom Servo

Those Dems in CA do not understand reality in any way. Their words make stuff happen.

Meanwhile, they are the only state in the US importing refined petroleum products like gas from foreign countries. And want to have a small elite, with lots and lots of thralls and no middle class.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)

There will be a “middle class” in CA…except it is really more like what they called in the USSR a nomenklatura. Those will be people tied to the government for a living.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 08:00 AM (T6aVk)

125 I'm certainly not a Creationist, or anything like that, but have had a problem with the BBT for a long time. For one thing, it sounds suspiciously like the Biblical story of Creation, just with a different timeline. Universe just pops into existence all of a sudden for no apparent reason. They teach it as fact, instead of just an educated "best guess" that could be supplanted any time.
Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 07:52 AM (ovdkm)

I don’t understand why the origin of the universe can be considered a topic of scientific investigation in any way. By definition, science must be about phenomena that are observable and reproducible. The origin of the universe is neither: no one observed (except IMHO God himself) and certainly it cannot be reproduced for observation…. So it’s entirely in the realm of speculation. But the BBT is scientific fact doncha know…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 08:00 AM (TCUO6)

126 Don Black

Rush was that commenter with the golden microphone, right?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

127 ]the Leftist mind is infinitely flexible. It can adopt any political viewpoint instantly- even blatantly contradictory ones- if it serves their purpose.

see also:
situational ethics
amorality


Don't forget situational patriotism. If Kamala were infesting the Oval Office right now, there would be grand parades, concerts and parties scheduled for July 4th and Democrats from sea to sea wrapping themselves in the flag.

But Trump.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 01, 2026 08:00 AM (qRla/)

128 Platner is the poster boy for the Dems...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 08:01 AM (FtULh)

129
The frickin' AKC still hasn't posted results from shows in early May. That's more than three weeks ago.

Meanwhile I talked with Her Majesty for an hour yesterday about a little cloud no larger than a man's hand. It involves a show next month where she is judging.

I'm afraid I had nothing to contribute beyond telling her what she must not do and that she should talk it over with the Judging Operations VP at the AKC Delegate meeting next week.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 08:01 AM (O0L8i)

130 Republicans Used Laken Riley Act to Eliminate Due Process for Immigrants

1. Illegal aliens. Not immigrants.
2. I don't care.
3. Moar of this and harder, thank you.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 08:01 AM (OPGS/)

131 I saw a poll on the Maine senate race this weekend on RCP. It showed Platner with a 9 point lead over Collins. I know polls are for strippers but it’s amazing with all his bad press he’s still that far ahead of an incumbent…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 07:31 AM (hxAVk)


I wonder how much effect is due to the Senate refusing to pass a bill supported by 80% of the public. I know Platner wouldn't vote for the SAVE Act but he hasn't had the opportunity to not vote for it yet. She has.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 08:01 AM (ExV1e)

132 President Pezeshkian sent a letter of resignation but the IRGC rejected it.

He can't checkout or leave.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2026


***
The "Hotel California" of Tehran!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 08:02 AM (wzUl9)

133 All I got to say is that I am happy Trump is President for the 250th.

And for all you numismatists: there are 250th anniversary coins out there: quarters, nickels and dimes. Per usmint.gov.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 08:02 AM (T6aVk)

134 @125

>>But the BBT is scientific fact doncha know…

The BBT does not attempt to explain causation, it merely describes what is observable in physical reality with our current understanding of the physical properties and mechanics of the observable universe.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 08:02 AM (XV/Pl)

135 The universe is observed to be expanding in all directions from a general space-time location, if it is expanding in all directions form a single point, then ipso facto at one time, approximately 13.8B years ago, the entire physical universe was located in a single point vector of near infinate density.
----------------

And if I stand next to I-70 outside Denver and observe a westbound car with Maryland plates traveling at 70 miles per hour, I can assume based on those facts, that the car originated in Baltimore 24 hours previously and has been traveling at constant speed.

Because those are the only facts that I know.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 08:03 AM (AdnEh)

136 Rush the band.

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 08:03 AM (ZxPkt)

137
But the BBT is scientific fact doncha know

BLT >>> BBT

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 08:03 AM (O0L8i)

138 the Leftist mind is infinitely flexible. It can adopt any political viewpoint instantly- even blatantly contradictory ones- if it serves their purpose.

***
As that brilliant philosopher Aaron Tippin sang:

"YoU got to stand for something, or you'll fall for anything"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 08:04 AM (wzUl9)

139 I think universes just happen.

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 08:04 AM (ZxPkt)

140 Wheee! Another week of unbridled merriment! Woohoo!

Thank You, JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 01, 2026 08:04 AM (VyBeY)

141 "JWST has been throwing a monkey wrench into the BBT because it keeps discovering things that are very difficult to explain using the current theory as is."

Guess they will have to make up something like dark matter or dark energy with the precise physical characteristics to make the models work.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 08:05 AM (AdnEh)

142 Do they seriously believe Talareco will win in Texas ? If so they must have a massive cheat prepared...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 08:05 AM (bgCTr)

143 130 Republicans Used Laken Riley Act to Eliminate Due Process for Immigrants

1. Illegal aliens. Not immigrants.
2. I don't care.
3. Moar of this and harder, thank you.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 08:01 AM (OPGS/)

They want due process? Then show a passport to a CBP official at a PoE. THERE is your due process. When you stroll across the border because you can’t or do not want to manage that very simple task, you FORFEIT due process.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 08:05 AM (T6aVk)

144 Well, we can ship the homeless in CA and NYC to Canada. But those people tend to be poor organ donors due to all the drugs in their system.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ)


That's a win-win. You give the wrecked organs to the people who haven't given you the authorization to kill them yet so you can boost the numbers. Saves good organs for the important people without it being obvious. -- Canada Healthcare

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 08:06 AM (ExV1e)

145 The “poll” showing Talarico 7 points ahead of Paxton was in fact a press release put out by a consultant working for the Talarico campaign.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 08:06 AM (QDJ2U)

146 Morning, news folken. Here we are at the start of a new month, and 2026 is 5/12ths over.

Hurricane season also starts today. Gawd help us all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 08:06 AM (wzUl9)

147 "All I got to say is that I am happy Trump is President for the 250th."

Imagine if Kamala were in charge. It would be one long dreary lecture on slavery and racism.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 08:06 AM (AdnEh)

148 LinusVanPelt

Most of the science seems to start with what happened after the event, even nano-seconds after the event. But there are anomalies hat are unexplained. Lots of loose shit in cosmology there days. Seems ripe for some new theory tweaks.

The cause of the event is unknown, and can be God. See Deism.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

149 142 Do they seriously believe Talareco will win in Texas ? If so they must have a massive cheat prepared...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 08:05 AM (bgCTr)

Not impossible to cheat but harder in TX. Voter ID is the law here.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 08:06 AM (T6aVk)

150 @135

>>Because those are the only facts that I know.

Without anything else to go on, your inference could be valid.

The main problem is that we cannot step outside of our physical reality to examine the universe from the outside.

All we can do is observe, measure, and draw conclusions and inferences from our current understandings.

As Matt Hooper might opine, you have any better suggestions?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 08:07 AM (XV/Pl)

151 Much like you can't patent the shape of a guitar, you cannot patent a process or machine that violates the laws of physics.

I know, right?
- Lt Cmdr Montgomery Scott

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 01, 2026 08:07 AM (qRla/)

152 It's me donna, Talarico will be lucky to get above 20%.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2026 08:07 AM (5P5DO)

153 147 "All I got to say is that I am happy Trump is President for the 250th."

Imagine if Kamala were in charge. It would be one long dreary lecture on slavery and racism.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 08:06 AM (AdnEh)

Dems/media are doing that anyway

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 08:07 AM (bgCTr)

154 I used to have a different nic

You are so young to be so cynical.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 08:07 AM (u82oZ)

155 Just read the anti-weaponization fund. I think the people running this witch hunt should be stripped of all assets and that money put into this fund. I'm also thinking that sending them to China's organ donation program would be a rational idea in order to encourage good behavior.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 08:07 AM (OPGS/)

156 If you don't use due process on the way in, why should you get it on the way out?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 08:07 AM (AdnEh)

157 J.J., Hope you had a wonderful birthday celebrating wonderful YOU!

And I hope you got some coconut cake with ice cream!

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2026 08:08 AM (NpAcC)

158 I'm sure I've heard them, but I couldn't name a Rush song if you paid me. When I hear "Rush" what I automatically think of is ,indeed, the political radio commentator.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 08:08 AM (Nx5jP)

159 145 The “poll” showing Talarico 7 points ahead of Paxton was in fact a press release put out by a consultant working for the Talarico campaign.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 08:06 AM (QDJ2U)

Yeah but you know how it goes: the media will start chirping as though it is true. Which actually might be good. Complacency is the devil. I want an electoral curb stomping for Talarico much like what Cornyn and P got in the primaries.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 08:09 AM (T6aVk)

160 This sort of thing doesn’t inspire confidence in government.
CIA gold


The IRS should be taken off revenue and put in charge of spending. HHS should replace the IRS.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 01, 2026 08:09 AM (w8dnx)

161 "Yale-Educated Lupita Nyong’o Admits She Never Heard of ‘The Odyssey’ Before Helen of Troy Casting"

LOL! Surprising me is a really, really high bar these days, this has failed.

I would be surprised if anyone at yale had heard of it

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 01, 2026 08:09 AM (VyBeY)

162 I used to have a different nic

This is population replacement on a large scale. That process never works in high-trust, high civilization level countries. You get Gaza today as an end-product.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 08:10 AM (u82oZ)

163 121 Well, it's more than a best guess, it's the only thing that explains physical reality.

The universe is observed to be expanding in all directions from a general space-time location, if it is expanding in all directions form a single point, then ipso facto at one time, approximately 13.8B years ago, the entire physical universe was located in a single point vector of near infinate density.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 07:57 AM (XV/Pl)
----
JWST has been throwing a monkey wrench into the BBT because it keeps discovering things that are very difficult to explain using the current theory as is.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 07:58 AM (gnNyN)


To say "it's the only thing" is just arrogant. You could say that about any scientific theory that was later refined also.

Without a time machine, you can't know whether the expansion has gone on for all time, or even started at a single point. It's just an extrapolation. Who's to say the expansion isn't some sort of illusion, that can't ultimately be explained in other ways. Where does that timeline really even come from?

The concepts of time beginning and space being finite are nonsensical.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 08:10 AM (ovdkm)

164 What FS said @ 158, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 01, 2026 08:10 AM (VyBeY)

165 in case I wasn't clear, same here!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 01, 2026 08:11 AM (VyBeY)

166 Cow Demon

Blind the sheeple with false information that they are winning. Give them reasons to not show up. Let them think "We got this."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 08:11 AM (u82oZ)

167 Oh my G-d, you people are going to make me defend science aren't you?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 08:11 AM (XV/Pl)

168 The Spurs are in the NBA Finals.

Time was where I’d be over the moon. Now I shrug.

Sad.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 08:12 AM (T6aVk)

169 Imagine if Kamala were in charge. It would be one long dreary lecture on slavery and racism.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 08:06 AM (AdnEh)


Oh, don't worry, you're still going to get that in spades.

I don't know that I mentioned this story, but years ago I was in a production of 1776. I was hoping the same company was going to do it again this year, but no. Why? Because it "isn't an appropriate piece to stage at this time." And yet I guarantee you the assholes would jump at the chance to stage that wretched piece of crap Hamilton.

1976 remains a good memory for those of us who were there because the angry left was outnumbered. 2026 will be remembered only for riots and hatred.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 01, 2026 08:12 AM (qRla/)

170 @168

>>The Spurs are in the NBA Finals.

The bigger headline is that The Knicks are in the Finals after a 27 year drought.

And they look good to boot.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 08:13 AM (XV/Pl)

171 Dittoes

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 08:13 AM (ZxPkt)

172 166 Cow Demon

Blind the sheeple with false information that they are winning. Give them reasons to not show up. Let them think "We got this."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 08:11 AM (u82oZ)

Induce complacency on the other side.

I like the way you think.

They learn the hard way that TX has 253 other counties outside Travis.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 08:13 AM (T6aVk)

173 Today Is Dinosaur Day. 🦖🦕

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2026 08:14 AM (NpAcC)

174 It's just another Merlot Monday.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at June 01, 2026 08:14 AM (BnqUz)

175 “I want an electoral curb stomping for Talarico much like what Cornyn and P got in the primaries.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 08:09 AM (T6aVk)“

It’s very notable, and an unambiguous comment on current polling practices, that not a single polling firm detected the fact that Cornyn was about to get wiped out in a landslide. You’d think numbers like that would have been obvious.
(They were, to anyone paying attention)

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 08:14 AM (QDJ2U)

176 170 @168

>>The Spurs are in the NBA Finals.

The bigger headline is that The Knicks are in the Finals after a 27 year drought.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 08:13 AM (XV/Pl)

When they were beaten by…the Spurs.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 08:14 AM (T6aVk)

177 Kaboom, indeed!

And there was I thinking it was thunder initially.

My friends: Did you hear the meteorite?

Me: ?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2026 08:14 AM (bFu5X)

178 Do they seriously believe Talareco will win in Texas ?

I suspect that they do not seriously believe this. What they do seriously believe is that saying he's ahead will get LIV lefists to send money to his campaign which he will then shower on the very people saying that he's ahead.

Politics in America is nothing but a system to scam the money that the government hasn't stolen yet.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 08:15 AM (ExV1e)

179 FWIW, I'm down with shipping the vagrants (or "homeless") to work camps.

Importing millions of illegals while maintaining an unproductive domestic population does not make sense.

The vagrants could also get clean, working in those fields under heavy guard. And would shit on the food less than the illegals do. Probably.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 08:15 AM (AdnEh)

180 And if I stand next to I-70 outside Denver and observe a westbound car with Maryland plates traveling at 70 miles per hour, I can assume based on those facts, that the car originated in Baltimore 24 hours previously and has been traveling at constant speed.

Because those are the only facts that I know.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 08:03 AM (AdnEh)
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You can also assume that 24 hours later, the car will reach the top of Vail Pass.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 08:16 AM (ji8TS)

181 I just wanted to again recommend "Pressure" again about the weather issues behind the D- Day invasion. Even my son enjoyed it and I do not think he knows a lot of WWII history. I think Andrew Scott is an amazing actor. I think I will try to get something else which he is in as I had never seen him before.

My son, however, has read "The Odyssey". They read that in high school. I have no interest in seeing the movie but since we've seen several movies in the past month, the trailer for it has been in all of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 08:16 AM (Nx5jP)

182 You are so young to be so cynical.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 08:07 AM (u82oZ)


I was in the Navy and had to deal with officers.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 08:16 AM (ExV1e)

183 >Oh my G-d, you people are going to make me defend science aren't you?

Posted by: Thomas Bender
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SCIENCE!

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 08:16 AM (ZxPkt)

184 JWST has been throwing a monkey wrench into the BBT because it keeps discovering things that are very difficult to explain using the current theory as is.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 07:58 AM (gnNyN)


Yes, I think it was probably WAS talking about some JWST discovery, where suddenly conservation of energy was optional in what I read.

Still cracks me up, how everybody seems to conveniently ignore that in both BBT and Genesis, that the Universe magically pops into existence at a single point in time, and time begins. The difference is that with the latter it's on purpose, by a supernatural being; in the former, it just happens spontaneously for no reason that I've ever heard.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 08:17 AM (ovdkm)

185 >It’s very notable, and an unambiguous comment on current polling practices, that not a single polling firm detected the fact that Cornyn was about to get wiped out in a landslide. You’d think numbers like that would have been obvious.
(They were, to anyone paying attention)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 08:14 AM
++++
How are polls conducted now?
Nobody answers their phone from unknown numbers.
There are only two dozen land lines still in existence.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 01, 2026 08:18 AM (BnqUz)

186 "Do they seriously believe Talareco will win in Texas?"

I don't know if he will, but he definitely can. Not because Texas suddenly decided an effete leftist weirdo who wants to trans kids and impose DEI is who they want in the Senate, but because the establishment GOOP is mad, and petty, and they would definitely throw an election to "teach MAGA a lesson."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 08:18 AM (AdnEh)

187 On X, the most likely scenario is, Planter resigns in the window before early July that allows the state party to install their candidate.

Most likely being the secretary of state, the loon that decreed Trump removed from the ballot over J6.

And that ties neatly into another reason Dems must stop the weaponization fund:
They can't afford the public getting facts and truth about those prosecutions.

Plus: only the most committed Dem voters believe the official J6 narrative. Their selection of her would be a desperate admission of weakness.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2026 08:19 AM (73/SM)

188 >>The Spurs are in the NBA Finals.

The bigger headline is that The Knicks are in the Finals after a 27 year drought.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 08:13 AM (XV/Pl)

When they were beaten by…the Spurs.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 08:14 AM (T6aVk)

I might be tempted to pull for the Spurs but for their long association with that execrable human being and America hater Greg Popovich… I know he’s no longer the coach but…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 08:20 AM (hxAVk)

189 Oh my G-d, you people are going to make me defend science aren't you?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 08:11 AM (XV/Pl)


Is the BBT science?

At the very least, they have predictions which have been shown to be untrue. Science, then, dictates that something is wrong. I don't believe that the BBT though CAN be disproven. That makes it philosophy, or religion, and not science.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 08:20 AM (ExV1e)

190 I was at a local bar and saw the NBA game between whomever and whatstheyname. My God, what a hot sloppy mess. Fouls not called, pretend fouls called, missed shots from the paint, missed layups, missed free throws. Pure Drek.

The smooth brained in the audience were lapping it up like Bull's Milk.

Posted by: The NBA Blows Chunks at June 01, 2026 08:20 AM (IqKsT)

191 As Matt Hooper might opine, you have any better suggestions?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 08:07 AM (XV/Pl)
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Middle name, "The".

This how I read it anyway: "Matt The Hoople"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 08:20 AM (ji8TS)

192 >The difference is that with the latter it's on purpose, by a supernatural being;
----

where did the supernatural being come from

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 08:20 AM (ZxPkt)

193 "1976 remains a good memory for those of us who were there"

It was only 29 years ago.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 08:21 AM (AdnEh)

194 Victor Tango Kilo

Robotics is the future of farming. Not illegals. We can use capital expenditures to replace people.

China has one for tea leaf harvesting now. Formally, that was impossible. The leaves were too fragile.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

195 Platner is the poster boy for the Dems...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 08:01 AM (FtULh)
********
Right now the last poll I saw showed Platner at 51% and Collins at 42%. Insanity.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2026 08:21 AM (NpAcC)

196 @184

>>in the former, it just happens spontaneously for no reason that I've ever heard.

As the saying goes, everything makes sense as long as you allow for one miracle.

We cannot go back and infer, make observations or guess or speculate before the time when there was no time.

You dig?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 08:21 AM (XV/Pl)

197 I used to have a different nic

A hit. A palpable hit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

198 I don't know if he will, but he definitely can. Not because Texas suddenly decided an effete leftist weirdo who wants to trans kids and impose DEI is who they want in the Senate, but because the establishment GOOP is mad, and petty, and they would definitely throw an election to "teach MAGA a lesson."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 08:18 AM (AdnEh)

If more of their voters turned up to support Cornyn, that’s believable. I don’t disagree; I just don’t think there’s enough.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 08:22 AM (T6aVk)

199 My sister adopted an orange cat last month. His shelter name was Cheddar. She changed it to Tschetter. Because sportsball.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 08:22 AM (AdnEh)

200 200

Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 08:22 AM (OPGS/)

201 Thomas Bender… the big bang theory is not science. It’s extrapolation dressed up in fancy mathematics

Ironically it’s kinda close to what I believe; ie I believe in the big banger aka God the Creator

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 08:23 AM (hxAVk)

202 Today Is Dinosaur Day. 🦖🦕
Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2026 08:14 AM (NpAcC)
======================
The meteor over the weekend was just the universe celebrating.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 08:24 AM (ji8TS)

203 Right now the last poll I saw showed Platner at 51% and Collins at 42%. Insanity.
******************

The guy in Virginia who wants to murder Republican children won by 7 points.

Democrats are just feral savages at this point.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 08:24 AM (AdnEh)

204 >>I don't know if he will, but he definitely can. Not because Texas suddenly decided an effete leftist weirdo who wants to trans kids and impose DEI is who they want in the Senate, but because the establishment GOOP is mad, and petty, and they would definitely throw an election to "teach MAGA a lesson."

I don't disagree that they are mad and petty but they are also losing. And not by a little.

The number of establishment and non-MAGA incumbents that are being taken out is pretty remarkable including 2 incumbent Republican Senators and a couple more who are leaving before suffering the same fate.

The GOP establishment is losing power at a significant rate. Doesn't mean they can't or won't be a problem but their ability to determine all outcomes has been severly weakened. We aren't the plucky ousiders anymore. We are the captain now.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 08:24 AM (viF8m)

205 167 Oh my G-d, you people are going to make me defend science aren't you?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 08:11 AM (XV/Pl)


That's the thing - there's a distinction to be made between actual science, and the scientific establishment. (Perhaps the best known observation of this distinction is in a little book called "Atlas Shrugged".)

A certain amount of "science" is barely science at all. Certainly "climate science" doesn't really qualify, at least not the Global Warming theory. A lot of astronomy defies use of the scientific method. Seems to me like a lot of archeology has the same problem. It's all this junk science pushed by the scientific establishment that taints the reputation of actual real science.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 08:25 AM (ovdkm)

206 PS, Collins always polls poorly and always wins.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 08:25 AM (viF8m)

207 I'm not looking forward to some 250th extravaganza. I've never bee one for extravaganzas. But what I see coming is a bunch of midwit country music "stars" and usual celebrity suspects in grandiose production numbers interspersed with eye-popping fireworks.

I'd like to see a more serious reflection on where we came from and where we are now, the threats and challenges we face in relation to the threats we've faced and overcome. I'd like to see a lot of everyday Americans across all races reciting their stories of inspiration and love of America. I'd like to see a lot of young people offer up their own creative contributions -- speeches, music, poetry about our history and prayers for our future. And lots and lots of honest talk about the Left and the reality and threat of the Left. F*ck inclusion. No politicians, no celebrities.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 01, 2026 08:25 AM (fZiTB)

208 I might be tempted to pull for the Spurs but for their long association with that execrable human being and America hater Greg Popovich… I know he’s no longer the coach but…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 08:20 AM (hxAVk)

His basketball genius was off the charts. But like you, that seriously put me off. The last time I saw a Spurs game Kawhi Leonard was on the team.

Not to mention others shooting off their mouths. Another thing that pissed me off about Pop was that the dude was a USAFA grad. Class of 1970, BS, Soviet Studies. Went into AF intel. Yeah I know, stupid me for expecting him to know better. But still.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 08:26 AM (T6aVk)

209
Right now the last poll I saw showed Platner at 51% and Collins at 42%. Insanity.

Where did I read that a pretty good chunk of Maine's population is foreign born? Yes, it's insane. But so are the places a pretty good chunk of Maine's population hails from.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 08:27 AM (O0L8i)

210 Thomas Bender… the big bang theory is not science. It’s extrapolation dressed up in fancy mathematics
__________

That extrapolates to an uncaused effect.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 01, 2026 08:27 AM (XvL8K)

211 I'd like to see a more serious reflection on where we came from and where we are now, the threats and challenges we face in relation to the threats we've faced and overcome. I'd like to see a lot of everyday Americans across all races reciting their stories of inspiration and love of America. I'd like to see a lot of young people offer up their own creative contributions -- speeches, music, poetry about our history and prayers for our future. And lots and lots of honest talk about the Left and the reality and threat of the Left. F*ck inclusion. No politicians, no celebrities.
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 01, 2026 08:25 AM (fZiTB)

Hit small town America and you will find what you are looking for, I suspect.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 08:27 AM (T6aVk)

212 Hot apple pie and stove top cappuccino. Yum!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 01, 2026 08:28 AM (i2Ycu)

213 @201

>>Thomas Bender… the big bang theory is not science. It’s extrapolation dressed up in fancy mathematics

Again, you people are going to make me defend science.

The BBT is science.

Before the BBT, the main theory of The Universe was Steady State, but as time went on and our ability to make observations and inferences grew, the current best understanding of the universe became what is now known as the BBT.

We're getting silly here, and you're making me defend science, which, I hate to have to do.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 08:29 AM (XV/Pl)

214 Posted by: Ordinary American at June 01, 2026 08:25 AM (fZiTB)

I absolutely agree.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 01, 2026 08:29 AM (qRla/)

215 "The GOP establishment is losing power at a significant rate."

So is the Democrat establishment. The entire uniparty center-left edifice is collapsing in real time.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 08:29 AM (AdnEh)

216
I suspect that they do not seriously believe this. What they do seriously believe is that saying he's ahead will get LIV lefists to send money to his campaign which he will then shower on the very people saying that he's ahead.

-------

My favorite money laundering scheme along these lines was when MTG and Kevin McCarthy were bursting into gales of laughter at the House GOP fundraising """auction""" where she bought his used chap stick for thousands of dollars in leftover campaign cash.

As usual, I was way ahead of the curve in dismissing that stupid whore as a useless grifter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2026 08:30 AM (BI5O2)

217 The guy in Virginia who wants to murder Republican children won by 7 points.

Democrats are just feral savages at this point.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 08:24 AM (AdnEh)
******
And the MSM doesn't push back. They don't care if their party elects 50 priorityNazis for Senate as long as they win. Freaking hypocrites.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2026 08:30 AM (NpAcC)

218 a lot of modern physics sounds like nonsense to me

no one seems to be able to say 'we don't know'

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 08:30 AM (ZxPkt)

219 As the resident moron from Maine, reporting live from this bastion of insanity where people don't give a damn about Platner's indiscretions, repugnant history and obvious character flaws - they just want someone who hates Trump the most-est. And thats Platner.

More Platner signs go up every day around here. People here just have absolutely no clue about all of his baggage - and when you confront them about it, it's just right wing/Fox News propaganda and lies apparently.

Who knew. I haven't watched Fox in a decade probably (except for Gutfeld clips on YT of course)

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 01, 2026 08:31 AM (WYStd)

220 I suspect that they do not seriously believe this. What they do seriously believe is that saying he's ahead will get LIV lefists to send money to his campaign which he will then shower on the very people saying that he's ahead.

Politics in America is nothing but a system to scam the money that the government hasn't stolen yet.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic



You MAY get my vote.
You will not get my money.
If that's not good enough for you, then you can lose.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2026 08:31 AM (YYKrY)

221 why is there anything?

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 08:31 AM (ZxPkt)

222 Posted by: Ordinary American at June 01, 2026 08:25 AM (fZiTB)

Very thoughtful and nice ideas. Consider sending your thoughts to the WH.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 08:32 AM (Nx5jP)

223 a lot of modern physics sounds like nonsense to me

no one seems to be able to say 'we don't know'

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 08:30 AM (ZxPkt)
-

Personally, I find it very easy to say I don't know physics.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 01, 2026 08:32 AM (i2Ycu)

224 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

225 It will be interesting to see whether Nancy Pelosinis will be succeeded by the overt Maoist, the CCP puppet, or the degenerate pedophile.

Pelosi has endorsed the CCP puppet. But it must be hard for Democrats to pick just one.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 08:32 AM (AdnEh)

226 Bangor.

He bangs dudes.

I'm betting he's got a tinder profile.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

227 196 @184

>>in the former, it just happens spontaneously for no reason that I've ever heard.

As the saying goes, everything makes sense as long as you allow for one miracle.

We cannot go back and infer, make observations or guess or speculate before the time when there was no time.

You dig?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 08:21 AM (XV/Pl)


As they say, if you wake up in the morning, and there's snow on the ground that wasn't there the previous evening, you can reasonably assume that it snowed overnight.

But that's talking about a phenomenon that has actually been observed countless times, and you're drawing a conclusion about what happened just a few hours ago. The idea of extrapolating back to the beginning of time is madness, and the existence of such a thing as "the beginning of time" is tossed out there like it isn't a nonsensical term that needs to be defended.

And yes, of course you can "guess or speculate" whatever you damn please - in fact that's exactly what they're doing.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 08:34 AM (ovdkm)

228 Where did I read that a pretty good chunk of Maine's population is foreign born? Yes, it's insane. But so are the places a pretty good chunk of Maine's population hails from.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 08:27 AM (O0L8i)

Yes, Massachusetts is indeed a foreign country.

(Yes we got invaded by 3rd world savages and yes they are getting elected to local offices - but they're still not a huge power base here as they are in Minnesota or Michigan).

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 01, 2026 08:34 AM (WYStd)

229 The GOP establishment is losing power at a significant rate. Doesn't mean they can't or won't be a problem but their ability to determine all outcomes has been severly weakened. We aren't the plucky ousiders anymore. We are the captain now.
Posted by: JackStraw

Don't underestimate the "strong horse" theory of attaining power. Does Mike Pence project any kind of power outside of the inner-party cocktail circuit?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 01, 2026 08:35 AM (Dv3i1)

230 Graham Platner


P3do. Absolute p3do.

He's got more kids in his crawl space than John Wayne Gacy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

231 " Today Is Dinosaur Day.
Posted by: redridinghood"

Missed it by *this* much.

Posted by: the meteor at June 01, 2026 08:36 AM (vFG9F)

232 Good morning Horde thx JJ. Happy Monday to all.
Letting a flotilla boat land in Gaza could be a problem if Greta is wearing a bikini. The Gazans human rights would be violated

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 08:37 AM (xDmZM)

233 “One elderly woman declined MAID and preferred palliative care,” he wrote. “When a hospice placement request was rejected, her husband, who had been assessed as struggling with ‘caregiver burnout’ asked for an urgent MAID assessment. She was euthanized that day.”
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What hell is this? Canada.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 08:37 AM (lpgaF)

234 A Nigerian political candidate who presented himself as a 30-year-old man with dwarfism has withdrawn from the 2027 race after leaked documents reportedly showed he is actually 15. Mahmoud Sadis Buba, from Kaduna State, had recently drawn attention as an unusual young candidate for Nigeria’s House of Representatives. He identified himself as a member of the ruling All Progressives Congress and said his childlike appearance was the result of a medical condition.

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2026 08:37 AM (RHGPo)

235 219 ... I haven't watched Fox in a decade probably (except for Gutfeld clips on YT of course)
Posted by: Defenestratus at June 01, 2026 08:31 AM (WYStd)


It's only right! IIRC, Gutfeld is the only national figure I've ever heard of mentioning a certain blog on their show.

Maybe that was back in the Redeye days. Good times, even though they pronounced John Bolton as "President of Redeye".

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 08:38 AM (ovdkm)

236 OK, folks, I have editing to do, so probably won't be back until tomorrow. Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 01, 2026 08:38 AM (qRla/)

237 Newark Mayor Imposes 9 p.m. to 6 a.m. Curfew After Fiery Clashes Outside ICE Detention Center

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2026 08:38 AM (RHGPo)

238 . He identified himself as a member of the ruling All Progressives Congress and said his childlike appearance was the result of a medical condition.
Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2026 08:37 AM (RHGPo)

The Little Prince covers all the modalities.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2026 08:39 AM (BI5O2)

239 Saturday's episode of The Weekend: Primetime on MS NOW pretended to present a balanced discussion between a Republican and a Democrat strategist in cowboy hats about the Texas Senate race between James Talarico and Ken Paxton.

Co-host Elise Jordan introduced one of the guests this way:

“Joining us now is Mark McKinnon, former advisor to George W. Bush and John McCain… Mark, you have a long career advising Republicans in Texas.”

In reality, McKinnon’s Republican credentials are extremely thin and dated. His last significant Republican work was on John McCain’s 2008 presidential campaign, which he quit because he wanted Barack Obama to win, saying Obama’s election “would send a great message to the country and the world.”

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2026 08:40 AM (RHGPo)

240 @227

>>The idea of extrapolating back to the beginning of time is madness, and the existence of such a thing as "the beginning of time" is tossed out there like it isn't a nonsensical term that needs to be defended

As I noted, before there was a BBT, there was a SST, but SST did not comport with phenomena such as galaxy formation, star formation, movement of celestial bodies, black holes, etc.

You think physics has some wonky jiggery-pokery sh*t within a BBT centered universe, imagine a SST centered universe where everything is built upon the backs of turtles.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 08:40 AM (XV/Pl)

241 233 “One elderly woman declined MAID and preferred palliative care,” he wrote. “When a hospice placement request was rejected, her husband, who had been assessed as struggling with ‘caregiver burnout’ asked for an urgent MAID assessment. She was euthanized that day.”
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What hell is this? Canada.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 08:37 AM (lpgaF)

When a government chucks out such piffling concepts as “respect for human life”, look the hell out.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 08:40 AM (T6aVk)

242 “One elderly woman declined MAID and preferred palliative care,” he wrote. “When a hospice placement request was rejected, her husband, who had been assessed as struggling with ‘caregiver burnout’ asked for an urgent MAID assessment. She was euthanized that day.”
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What hell is this? Canada.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


Demon possession. Stan is alive and well.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2026 08:41 AM (YYKrY)

243 Governor Mikie Sherrill flew in her state-provided helicopter to protest ICE in Newark, along with the imported Antifa thugs. She is just that devoted to Soros.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 08:42 AM (SxOcO)

244 The two most important verses in the Bible might be:

Genesis 1:1 — In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

Galatians 4:4 — But when the fulness of the time was come, God sent forth his Son, made of a woman, made under the law,

Time mentioned in both….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 08:42 AM (hxAVk)

245 RedEye was fun. Carrie Keegan, TV's Andy Levy, the Halftime Report...

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 08:42 AM (ZxPkt)

246 Mamdani wants to remove former Mayor Ed Koch’s name from iconic NYC bridge — but critics say hands off

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2026 08:42 AM (RHGPo)

247 >>Don't underestimate the "strong horse" theory of attaining power. Does Mike Pence project any kind of power outside of the inner-party cocktail circuit?

Establishment power is falling aside on both sides of the aisle and being replaced by the polar opposite as was noted above. The uniparty is losing power in favor of 2 factions that are diametrically opposed to each other, MAGA and the Communists.

Bright lines are going to change some voting patterns. A lot of people might not like Trump or MAGA but they hate Communists. Some will go the other way. It's getting increasingly difficult for Democrats to pretend they are anything other than the far left anti-American party they have become.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 08:43 AM (viF8m)

248 there was a SST"

Ah, Boeing's heyday...

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 08:43 AM (XuXeR)

249 Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 08:40 AM (XV/Pl)

What is SST?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 08:44 AM (Nx5jP)

250 Yep, I found it. That stupid whore bought Kevin McCarthy's Luntz-flavored chap stick for $100,000 out of her campaign war chest.

I hope if any of you donated to her campaign before she rode off into the scamset, you'll think twice before giving money to another Republican.

They're all like this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2026 08:44 AM (BI5O2)

251 DHS

1) DHS doesn’t make the laws, Congress does. We don’t pick and choose which laws to enforce—and neither should you as a “lawmaker.”

2) It is a crime to enter the United States illegally. EVERYONE being held inside Delaney Hall broke the law. U.S. Code, Title 8, Section 1325. This is a detention center — we do not provide luxury accommodations.

What we do provide are basic necessities like beds, clean water, comprehensive healthcare, and 3 meals a day until they go HOME.

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2026 08:44 AM (RHGPo)

252 When a hospice placement request was rejected, her husband, who had been assessed as struggling with ‘caregiver burnout’ asked for an urgent MAID assessment. She was euthanized that day.

Hey, I got a life to live, First, Vegas and the slots and buffet. Then it's off to Cuba for some ass sex with young men and woman. Then back home to Canada to see what freebies are in the post.

Posted by: Selfish Senior Citizen On Drugs at June 01, 2026 08:45 AM (IqKsT)

253 The two most important verses in the Bible might be:

Genesis 1:1 — In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

Galatians 4:4 — But when the fulness of the time was come, God sent forth his Son, made of a woman, made under the law,

Time mentioned in both….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 08:42 AM (hxAVk)



"God is non-binary."

- - - - - James Talarico

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

254 - Defend science?

Or defend the only scientists whose explanations you'll accept.
Like the ones who thought JWST would show us galaxies in their earliest stages of formation. They were sure of it.
And when those first images came back,,, just hand wave it away with 'galaxies must have started forming much earlier than we thought.'
Ignore that guy over there that got it correct,,, and predicted it,,, and predicted what our hand waving, rescue mechanism would be.

https://tinyurl.com/yt7yn475

Posted by: TeeJ at June 01, 2026 08:47 AM (eisI8)

255 What is SST?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Super Sonic Transport, if I remember correctly.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2026 08:47 AM (YYKrY)

256 The uniparty is losing power in favor of 2 factions that are diametrically opposed to each other, MAGA and the Communists.

------

I've been roundly criticized for demanding a third party.

But just as with the Whigs and Republicans, one must die if the other rises, and I think there's a strong likelihood we would end up with two new parties if the right splinters, that replace the Dems and GOP both.

Populist vs. Communist.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2026 08:47 AM (BI5O2)

257 FenelonSpoke

Steady State Theory. There has always been a universe. Fred Hoyle advocated this. It cost him a possible Nobel Prize for his other science discoveries.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 08:47 AM (u82oZ)

258 MS Now is the Detroit, Michigan's of San Francisco's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

259 And now a prayer of gratitude that my parents are not Canadian because the problems my dad is having would be viewed as putting a burden on the state.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 08:48 AM (OPGS/)

260 218 a lot of modern physics sounds like nonsense to me

no one seems to be able to say 'we don't know'
Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 08:30 AM (ZxPkt)


Lately I've been trying to make sense out of Maxwell's Equations, which seem to be overcomplicated, as far as natural laws go. I have to wonder if there isn't a better way to look at it that comes up with the same result, only makes more sense, and gives additional insight.

The whole idea of a magnetic field seems artificial to me. There's no such thing as a "magnetic particle" - it's just part of what happens with electric particles.

I have to wonder if something similar could be worked out for gravity, where some additional funky thing happens with time-varying and moving matter. Maybe such an expansion of gravity would explain anti-gravity (which sounds like it might be real).

Then again, gravity was explained away by bending all of Creation around, as per Relativity. Some people still complain about that not making sense, BTW, despite what it manages to explain. Just because a theory "works" it doesn't necessarily mean it's the best and most insightful way of explaining things.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 08:48 AM (ovdkm)

261 What is SST?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 08:44 AM (Nx5jP)



Steak, sausage and tomato.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

262
What we do provide are basic necessities like beds, clean water, comprehensive healthcare, and 3 meals a day until they go HOME.
Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2026 08:44 AM (RHGPo)


Problem is it's taking months/years to send them home.. They have lawyers fighting tooth and nail for them to stay...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 08:49 AM (bgCTr)

263 Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 08:47 AM

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 08:49 AM (Nx5jP)

264 FenelonSpoke

Steady State Theory. There has always been a universe. Fred Hoyle advocated this. It cost him a possible Nobel Prize for his other science discoveries.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Welp, I was wrong. That's enough science for me this month.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2026 08:49 AM (YYKrY)

265 SST = Steady State Theory proposed by Fred Hoyle back in the 40s. IIRC it postulated that the universe had no beginning, was constantly expanding with a fixed mass density. Leads to some nonsense when you work out the math

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 08:50 AM (hxAVk)

266 Rep. Mike Levin
@RepMikeLevin
The next time you pull up to a national park and pay the entrance fee, know this:

Our parks have $23 billion in repairs that have never been made.

But instead of prioritizing that our national parks are clean, maintained, and ready for your next visit, the President is spending some of the money on vanity projects like painting the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool blue.

Bill Speros
@billsperos

Wait until Rep. Retard realizes that the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is part of the National Mall and managed by the National Park Service

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2026 08:50 AM (RHGPo)

267 I think he uses SST for 'steady state theory'

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 08:50 AM (ZxPkt)

268 Erin Brockovich is now involved in the anti-data center movement. Apparently, ground water contamination is solved.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 08:50 AM (XTNWF)

269 Ro Khanna going on MSNOW and saying Trump caused the Palisades fires and is responsible for permits not being issued is quite something. Guy is not even as good at lying as Obama, never mind Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2026 08:52 AM (QZThv)

270 ABC: Do you have concerns that Graham Platner may jeopardise Democratic hopes to get that Senate seat in Maine?

BOOKER: "Yeah, I have concerns. The guy has questions to answer..."

.. Democratic Socialists, National Socialist ... long hair, short hair, what's the difference once the head blowed off.

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2026 08:53 AM (RHGPo)

271 What is SST?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Steady State Theory. The idea that the universe is eternal and unchanging.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 08:53 AM (ExV1e)

272 They have lawyers fighting tooth and nail for them to stay..."

You left out "paid"

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 08:53 AM (XuXeR)

273 Our parks have $23 billion in repairs that have never been made.

But instead of prioritizing that our national parks are clean, maintained, and ready for your next visit, the President is spending some of the money on vanity projects like painting the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool blue.


He’s angry because spending maintenance money on actual maintenance prevents it from going to the DNC.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2026 08:53 AM (QZThv)

274 269 Ro Khanna going on MSNOW and saying Trump caused the Palisades fires and is responsible for permits not being issued is quite something. Guy is not even as good at lying as Obama, never mind Bill Clinton.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2026 08:52 AM (QZThv)

Quite the feat.. Trump wasn't even sworn in as President yet....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 08:53 AM (bgCTr)

275 >>I've been roundly criticized for demanding a third party.

I don't see the need for one and I think it's a lot harder to create one at the national level than it might appear.

Who is in charge of the Republican Party now? MAGA. We have the Party control, the Presidency and the House. The Senate is the last holdout and we are chipping away at that rapidly. All of the energy in the Party is with us, I don't see the point in tossing that away just to rebuild and entire Party apparatus from scratch. Easier to purge he remaining establishment types.

And this isn't happening just at the national level but at the state level as well. It might not be happening as fast as we all want but building an entirely new party from scratch will take a hell of a lot longer.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 08:54 AM (viF8m)

276 259 And now a prayer of gratitude that my parents are not Canadian because the problems my dad is having would be viewed as putting a burden on the state.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 08:48 AM (OPGS/)

Any patient in the US on any long term health treatment (physical or mental) would be viewed as putting a burden on the state by Canada...especially if they were low in melanin.

Posted by: Nova Local at June 01, 2026 08:54 AM (tOcjL)

277 272 They have lawyers fighting tooth and nail for them to stay..."

You left out "paid"
Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 08:53 AM (XuXeR)

Yes... I'd like to know who's doing the paying...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 08:54 AM (bgCTr)

278 String Theory has been the rage for years. Unfortunately for the proponents they never get close to evidence or proving that they are correct. IMHO it will always be just a theory

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 08:54 AM (xDmZM)

279 Jonathan Turley
@JonathanTurley
Debbie Wasserman Schultz has gone from identity warrior to "carpetbagger" in one election cycle. In trying to win a minority district after redistricting, Wasserman is being denounced by Democrats as "the rot in the Democratic Party."

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2026 08:55 AM (RHGPo)

280 @billsperos

Wait until Rep. Retard realizes that the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is part of the National Mall and managed by the National Park Service
Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2026 08:50 AM (RHGPo)



Further evidence that man was not meant to swallow man juice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

281 SEVERAL DOZEN leftists have been ARRESTED at ICE Newark after NJ police finally stepped in and brought maximum FAFO

The thugs and leftists got kettled into one spot, CORNERED between walls of police

Good! Make MORE arrests if they try again.

They're getting demoralized!

https://tinyurl.com/ypsffday

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2026 08:55 AM (NpAcC)

282 @JonathanTurley
Debbie Wasserman Schultz has gone from identity warrior to "carpetbagger" in one election cycle. In trying to win a minority district after redistricting, Wasserman is being denounced by Democrats as "the rot in the Democratic Party."
Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2026 08:55 AM (RHGPo)



When your hair looks like a 70's shag carpet.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

283 Don't underestimate the "strong horse" theory of attaining power. Does Mike Pence project any kind of power outside of the inner-party cocktail circuit?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 01, 2026 08:35 AM (Dv3i1)

Mike Pence projecting power? Only thing I can see he projects is the aura of being a cuckhold.

He was an establishment player. We knew this when Trump was elected in his first term. He was to smooth over Trump's transition into the presidency. All he did was facilitate the actual insurrection - which occurred all four years in Trump's WH.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2026 08:56 AM (N39Ws)

284 Erin Brockovich is now involved in the anti-data center movement. Apparently, ground water contamination is solved.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 08:50 AM (XTNWF)

I’m fairly certain that her entire crusade depicted in that Julia Roberts movie was a big pile of lies… why would anyone pay her any attention at this point?? She was never anywhere near as hot as Roberts anyway….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 08:56 AM (TCUO6)

285 String Theory has been the rage for years. Unfortunately for the proponents they never get close to evidence or proving that they are correct. IMHO it will always be just a theory
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 08:54 AM (xDmZM)


Too much modern science tries to prove that their theory is correct, which is impossible, rather than proving that the other guy's theory is wrong.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 08:56 AM (ExV1e)

286 282 SEVERAL DOZEN leftists have been ARRESTED at ICE Newark after NJ police finally stepped in and brought maximum FAFO

The thugs and leftists got kettled into one spot, CORNERED between walls of police

Good! Make MORE arrests if they try again.

They're getting demoralized!

https://tinyurl.com/ypsffday
Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2026 08:55 AM (NpAcC)

With Governor-ess Mickey blaming ICE...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 08:57 AM (bgCTr)

287 Sickening that paid and supplied 'activists' are disrupting ICE in Newark. Same pattern for years and it doesn't appear anything is being done about it. I can only hope that FBI has undercover agents gathering evidence so they can roll up the funders. Independent media seems to be the only ones that are investigating and documenting anything.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 01, 2026 08:57 AM (Dv3i1)

288 You have to laugh about the Platner thing.

If they nominated Governor Karen to run for Senate all they would have to do is hope the economy isn't doing well and amp up the fraud a bit they have a shoe in.

But they have selected an open NAZI instead.

I mean...it makes sense ideologically but...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 08:57 AM (sKqQm)

289 They're getting demoralized!

https://tinyurl.com/ypsffday
Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2026 08:55 AM (NpAcC)

Now lets get them shampooed (hickory).

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2026 08:57 AM (N39Ws)

290
Mamdani wants to remove former Mayor Ed Koch’s name from iconic NYC bridge — but critics say hands off

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2026 08:42 AM (RHGPo)

_____________

It will never be the Robert F. Kennedy Bridge. Always the Triborough.

It will never be the Hugh Carey Tunnel. Always the Brooklyn-Battery.

It will never be the Mario Cuomo Bridge. Always the Tappan Zee.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 08:57 AM (O0L8i)

291 String Theory has been the rage for years. Unfortunately for the proponents they never get close to evidence or proving that they are correct. IMHO it will always be just a theory
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 08:54 AM (xDmZM)

But but…. Sheldon Cooper won his Nobel for contributions to string theory!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 08:58 AM (TCUO6)

292 247 "... The uniparty is losing power in favor of 2 factions that are diametrically opposed to each other, MAGA and the Communists. ..."
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 08:43 AM (viF8m)


It seems to me that it's more like MAGA vs the Globalists. The Globalists just use the Communists and Islamists as tools. The Globalists are the ones with a controlling interest in the global stores of wealth.

I suspect the Globalists are really just the same people who were behind the Nazis, back in WWII, then sold everybody on the notion that the Nazi movement was one and the same with Hitler - that it wouldn't have happened if you went back in time and killed Hitler, and that it magically went away when Hitler died (and the story of his demise just seems ludicrous to me at this point, with all that has been exposed).

Authoritarians backed by corporations, controlling governments. Practically the definition of both Nazis AND Globalists - fascists. Same bad guys, different generation. Watch "The Sum of All Fears" some time, and ask yourself why Trump is such a fan of Nassum Dorma. Fictional story; real bad guys.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 08:58 AM (ovdkm)

293 String Theory has been the rage for years. Unfortunately for the proponents they never get close to evidence or proving that they are correct. IMHO it will always be just a theory
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 08:54 AM (xDmZM)

Too much modern science tries to prove that their theory is correct, which is impossible, rather than proving that the other guy's theory is wrong.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 08:56 AM (ExV1e)

I can prove String Theory! I am THIS close!!

Posted by: Dr Sheldon Cooper PHD at June 01, 2026 08:59 AM (5xuJ/)

294 Too much modern science tries to prove that their theory is correct, which is impossible, rather than proving that the other guy's theory is wrong.

If I had control of science funding I'd make sure a significant portion was awarded for the specific goal of trying to disprove other studies.

The whole idea with science is for it to be adversarial. Polite, yes, but you are supposed to prove that egghead at the other university is WRONG

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 08:59 AM (sKqQm)

295 @JonathanTurley
Debbie Wasserman Schultz has gone from identity warrior to "carpetbagger" in one election cycle. In trying to win a minority district after redistricting, Wasserman is being denounced by Democrats as "the rot in the Democratic Party."
Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2026 08:55 AM (RHGPo)

When your hair looks like a 70's shag carpet.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
+++
And your face looks like a junkyard dog.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at June 01, 2026 09:00 AM (Lo97M)

296 The uniparty is losing power in favor of 2 factions that are diametrically opposed to each other, MAGA and the Communists. ..."

I don't think people like Platner or AOC are a different faction. They are just jockeying for power outside of the established Dem power structure.

Either one will still do what Soros wants.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 09:00 AM (sKqQm)

297 She was never anywhere near as hot as Roberts anyway….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 08:56 AM (TCUO6)




But tits........

https://tinyurl.com/bddev4j6

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)

298 quarks have flavors

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 09:01 AM (ZxPkt)

299 - more 'we will only accept a naturalistic explanation for the existence of the universe science.'

The FLRW ( big bang )metric states that galaxies will appear smaller and smaller out to a certain distance, red shift 1.6( ? ) and then start appearing to be larger and larger.
After this peer reviewed, published study came out, the hand wave was 'galaxies themselves are smaller and smaller the further away they are.'

https://tinyurl.com/2ssa7352

Posted by: TeeJ at June 01, 2026 09:01 AM (eisI8)

300 I suspect the Globalists are really just the same people who were behind the Nazis, back in WWII,

After WWII ended, Oswald Mosely went from Britain's most notable NAZI fan to one of the architects of the EU...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 09:02 AM (sKqQm)

301 I once read that Maine is very peculiar politically in that the liberals tend to vote for conservatives and the conservatives tend to vote for liberals. In actuality, it appears to be more of the latter than the former.

Posted by: Delurker at June 01, 2026 09:02 AM (gtcuf)

302 String Theory has been the rage for years. Unfortunately for the proponents they never get close to evidence or proving that they are correct. IMHO it will always be just a theory
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 08:54 AM (xDmZM)

Too much modern science tries to prove that their theory is correct, which is impossible, rather than proving that the other guy's theory is wrong.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 08:56 AM (ExV1e)

I can prove String Theory! I am THIS close!!
Posted by: Dr Sheldon Cooper PHD at June 01, 2026 08:59 AM (5xuJ/)

You have a mistake in your formula right here . . .

Posted by: Penny, Cheescake Factory Waitress at June 01, 2026 09:02 AM (wVcYX)

303 The fact that Debbie WS is getting diversity shoved up her nose after doing the same to others for years , is schadenfreude on steroids and human growth hormones

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 09:02 AM (xDmZM)

304 After WWII ended, Oswald Mosely went from Britain's most notable NAZI fan to one of the architects of the EU...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 09:02 AM (sKqQm)



Then he shot JFK.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

305 And Susan Collins continues to be the single luckiest politician this country has ever seen. The only american polititian to hold the Mandate of Heaven, it seems.

We continue letting Republicans elect child molesters, but won't elect a Democrat that did something uncouth? If he was Republican, this wouldn't matter at all.

I only know about this because of New York Times. The Wordle is not enough to keep me subscribed. The last presidential election was a pretty strong indicator that people don't give a fuck about this shit.

I would vote for him if I lived in Maine given the choice between him and Collins, but honestly, can't we find better folks to run than this? It's depressing.

As long as the dirty texts weren't harassing the receiver, it's for him and his wife to deal with. Democrats aren't the party of sexual purity and shouldn't be held to higher standards by their own. His wife is okay with his apology, so we should be, too.


Maybe when a guy has a Nazi tattoo we should think about writing him off? Where there’s smoke there’s fire. This exact sexting thing killed Cal Cunningham’s extremely winnable campaign in North Carolina!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2026 09:03 AM (JCZqz)

306 >>It seems to me that it's more like MAGA vs the Globalists.

I don't think there's any real difference between the globalists and the communists other than the name. Same with Islamists. That's why they pair up so seamlessly.

Central authoritarian rule vs democratic self-rule. The names are less important than the philosphies.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2026 09:03 AM (viF8m)

307
When your hair looks like a 70's shag carpet.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
+++
And your face looks like a junkyard dog.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at June 01, 2026 09:00 AM (Lo97M)

___________

And your teeth look like the pride of British dentistry.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 09:03 AM (O0L8i)

308 I once read that Maine is very peculiar politically in that the liberals tend to vote for conservatives and the conservatives tend to vote for liberals. In actuality, it appears to be more of the latter than the former.

I suspect that if you only count valid citizen votes that Dems haven't won many statewide elections in Maine in a while.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 09:03 AM (sKqQm)

309 I once read that Maine is very peculiar politically in that the liberals tend to vote for conservatives and the conservatives tend to vote for liberals. In actuality, it appears to be more of the latter than the former.
Posted by: Delurker at June 01, 2026 09:02 AM (gtcuf)



It gets to 40 below zero in the winters there at times. Like we've learned with Minnesota, cold makes people mentally retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

310 Everything About E. Jean Carroll’s Half-Baked Hit Job Against Trump Was A Mess

Can I say something without everyone getting mad?

Posted by: Oglebay at June 01, 2026 09:04 AM (w8dnx)

311 Happy Monday, all!!


Watching Platner and Talerico, it becomes clear that the Democrats don't have anyone normal to run anymore.
Their DEI candidates are just as weird, but for them, they can call you a misogynists, racist, Christian nationalist, hater slur.

When they present their allegedly white, male Christian candidates there is no slur handy to us against those ho simply notice the dude's STRANGE.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2026 09:05 AM (X8xt3)

312 The Big Fart Theory.

Posted by: pull my finger at June 01, 2026 09:05 AM (Q+gd/)

313 And Susan Collins continues to be the single luckiest politician this country has ever seen. The only american polititian to hold the Mandate of Heaven, it seems.

I'm going to guess that kindly, weak, moderate Collins has a kick ass opposition research team.

That's not to say I am much of a fan of her but you have to admire that she seems to care about getting re-elected unlike say...Coryn

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 09:05 AM (sKqQm)

314 Watching Platner and Talerico, it becomes clear that the Democrats don't have anyone normal to run anymore.

The left has argued that white males are irredeemably evil for quite some time now.

If you actually stay in that venue and make those arguments yourself you have to be an odd individual. Like a black guy joining the Dem party in the 1920s in the south and running for office on a platform of black people are evil.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 09:07 AM (sKqQm)

315
And your teeth look like the pride of British dentistry.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 09:03 AM (O0L8i)



ROIT, Guvnah!

Posted by: Prince Harry of Yacht Whore at June 01, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

316 312 The Big Fart Theory.

On the first day, God created cabbage.

Posted by: Delurker at June 01, 2026 09:07 AM (gtcuf)

317 >>I once read that Maine is very peculiar politically in that the liberals tend to vote for conservatives and the conservatives tend to vote for liberals. In actuality, it appears to be more of the latter than the former.


Probably applied more before they imported a significant refugee population, and before the Chinese started buying up land for pot farms and other nefarious business. Those kinds of "liberals" do not vote conservative, I'm guessing. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2026 09:07 AM (X8xt3)

318 "This sort of thing doesn’t inspire confidence in government
- CIA gold"


I have only one question. How many gold bars and millions of dollars in cash did John Brennan 'requisition for official purposes'?

Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2026 09:08 AM (5rh/l)

319 I can prove String Theory! I am THIS close!!
Posted by: Dr Sheldon Cooper PHD at June 01, 2026 08:59 AM (5xuJ/)

You have a mistake in your formula right here . . .
Posted by: Penny, Cheescake Factory Waitress at June 01, 2026 09:02 AM (wVcYX)

Aaaarrrghhhh!! *proceeds to rip apart white board and storm into bedroom, screaming*

Posted by: Dr Sheldon Cooper PHD at June 01, 2026 09:08 AM (5xuJ/)

320 science should be 'Is the other guy right? Let's find out.'

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 09:08 AM (ZxPkt)

321 Adam: What can I get for a rib?

Posted by: Just The Punchline at June 01, 2026 09:08 AM (wVcYX)

322
Can I say something without everyone getting mad?
Posted by: Oglebay at June 01, 2026 09:04 AM (w8dnx)



You new here?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

323 Kik is 100 percent for kids, my kids used it in middle school. it's creepy when HIGH SCHOOLERS use it (or was to them)

of course that was way back when it started and wasn't filled with pedos

Platner on Kik ABSOLUTELY indicates pedo. If he were an R, the press would be banging that drum shamelessly

and honestly, that IS what it indicates.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 01, 2026 09:08 AM (j+aD2)

324 314 Watching Platner and Talerico, it becomes clear that the Democrats don't have anyone normal to run anymore.


certainly not in the white male category, no.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 01, 2026 09:10 AM (j+aD2)

325 Adam: What can I get for a rib?
Posted by: Just The Punchline at June 01, 2026 09:08 AM (wVcYX)



https://youtu.be/-HkGxmYCyjI

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

326 322
Can I say something without everyone getting mad?
Posted by: Oglebay at June 01, 2026 09:04 AM (w8dnx)


You new here?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

=====

LOL

But am I the only person who thinks E. Jean Carroll looks pretty in the picture accompanying the article?

Posted by: Oglebay at June 01, 2026 09:10 AM (w8dnx)

327 To be honest the correct response to the E Jean Carroll case was for a couple of dozen similar suits showing up in red states against Dem pols with a jury poll and judge setup to make sure that ludicrous claims were levied against most of the Dem elite.

AOC sexually assaulted me in a Chipotle bathroom in 2012-ish in Texas!

When? Well I don't remember exactly. But the assault is seared in my memory!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 09:10 AM (sKqQm)

328 @311 the Dems in Michigan are choosing between a jihadist and an uber Karen. Cali Dems have a party hack , Becerra, a narcissistic billionaire, Steyer and a woman who dumped hot mashed potatoes on her husband's head, Porter. It ain't just Maine and Texas

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 09:10 AM (xDmZM)

329 AOC sexually assaulted me in a Chipotle bathroom in 2012-ish in Texas!

When? Well I don't remember exactly. But the assault is seared in my memory!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 09:10 AM (sKqQm)



Simply submit the Law & Order episode in it's entirety as evidence an you're golden.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

330 I assume Collin's plan is to keep slow rolling worse and worse stuff about Platner right?

So if he was sexting "women" now, it will be 18+ teens in a few weeks, then...well...not 18+ right?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 09:12 AM (sKqQm)

331 Sponge

Not allowed. The fix was in.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 09:12 AM (u82oZ)

332 But am I the only person who thinks E. Jean Carroll looks pretty in the picture accompanying the article?


welp

not so much mad but amused?

no she has decent physical presentation genes. just god awful mental health and intellect genes. happens with females quite a it lol

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 01, 2026 09:13 AM (j+aD2)

333 Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2026 09:07 AM (X8xt3)

I read that in the book (The Stranger in the Woods) about Christopher Knight,"the last American hermit," so it was published only 9 years ago in 2017. But, it was just an aside rather than some major point in the book. As I recall the reasoning given by the author was that many Mainers (Mainites?) have a strong libertarian streak. The author also seemed to be kind of a flake, so who knows.

Posted by: Delurker at June 01, 2026 09:13 AM (gtcuf)

334 330 I assume Collin's plan is to keep slow rolling worse and worse stuff about Platner right?

So if he was sexting "women" now, it will be 18+ teens in a few weeks, then...well...not 18+ right?


that is the plan

there are also a few weird rules in ME that I think the Rs are trying to work around so they can't replace him. but then again, the Ds can always do whatever they want

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 01, 2026 09:14 AM (j+aD2)

335 The Collins campaign has to want Platner to stay in till the 6/9 primary. The guy who lost as a Dem to independent Angus King in 24 is running against Platner. Name is Costello and he is plan B for the Dems

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 09:14 AM (xDmZM)

336 When? Well I don't remember exactly. But the assault is seared in my memory!

Posted by: 18-1

Your poor hippocampus!!! How many doors were you compulsively forced to install on your home?!?!

Posted by: Dr. Christine Blasey Ford at June 01, 2026 09:15 AM (JCZqz)

337 Amusingly Dems should usually go with bland personalities in purple areas.

Platner, even ignoring him being a NAZI pedo, just don't look like a good fit for Maine.

Yes yes with enough fraud and if the economy takes a downturn he could win.

But why not choose Gov Mills or some other bowl of tepid water to run? They'll vote the same way as Platner if they win, and they'd have a better chance of winning

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 09:16 AM (sKqQm)

338 335 The Collins campaign has to want Platner to stay in till the 6/9 primary. The guy who lost as a Dem to independent Angus King in 24 is running against Platner. Name is Costello and he is plan B for the Dems
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 09:14 AM (xDmZM)

Do they have early voting ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 09:17 AM (bgCTr)

339 Cenk Uygur and his nephew, Hasan Piker have been banned from entering the UK.

LOLOLOL!

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2026 09:17 AM (rj6Yv)

340 Can I say something without everyone getting mad?
Posted by: Oglebay

Yeah, right, like that's gonna happen.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 09:18 AM (ndZc7)

341 >>certainly not in the white male category, no.

Any non-white male candidates normal?

Looking at the white female candidates they've run recently, you have these scary IC feminist types like Abigail Spanberger, Micki Shelton, Maggie Goodlander and Elissa Slotkin. They make standard issue feminist Democrats look friendly. Yiiiikes.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2026 09:18 AM (X8xt3)

342 As of today Polymarket shows a small bump for "not Platner" in the Dem Senate primary.

Yeah, I don't trust Polymarket either, but it looks like a couple of people saw today's news and decided "why not throw some money on the long shot?"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 09:18 AM (sKqQm)

343 341 Can I say something without everyone getting mad?
Posted by: Oglebay


Yes, but we will mock you mercilessly

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 09:19 AM (bgCTr)

344 Cenk Uygur and his nephew, Hasan Piker have been banned from entering the UK.

LOLOLOL!
Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2026 09:17 AM (rj6Yv)



They haven't blown themselves up for the cause, yet, so it fits.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

345 In fact, antisemitism is now “ubiquitous in the medical field, “according to the American Jewish cardiologist Dr. Jacob Agronin, who recently testified that his union, the Committee of Interns and Residents (CIR), publicly supports terror sympathizers and formally endorses the exclusion of Israeli colleagues based on national origin.”

Agronin did not choose this union. It was voted in at his institution in May 2024. Yet, he will soon be compelled by law to fund it.

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Just another day in "liberal" New York.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 09:21 AM (Vwn5y)

346 Looking at the white female candidates they've run recently, you have these scary IC feminist types like Abigail Spanberger, Micki Shelton, Maggie Goodlander and Elissa Slotkin. They make standard issue feminist Democrats look friendly. Yiiiikes.

Imagine telling your average Dem in 2006 that in 20 years a bunch of their favorite elected officials will be "former" CIA employees.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 09:21 AM (sKqQm)

347 Cenk Uygur and his nephew, Hasan Piker have been banned from entering the UK.

LOLOLOL!

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2026 09:17 AM (rj6Yv)
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There's a GIF for that:

https://tinyurl.com/2cxd3hv4

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 01, 2026 09:21 AM (i2Ycu)

348 Oglebay

Word of advice. You can make us mad, but keep It's me donna happy. Leads to greater life expectancy.

Add vmom and her knife stab ways. She can be trouble if you piss her off.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 09:22 AM (u82oZ)

349 >>The Collins campaign has to want Platner to stay in till the 6/9 primary. The guy who lost as a Dem to independent Angus King in 24 is running against Platner. Name is Costello and he is plan B for the Dems

Read something about how the Democrats party can select the candidate if Platner drops out after the primary. They may have their Kamala waiting in the wings for when Platner implodes.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2026 09:22 AM (X8xt3)

350 >Can I say something without everyone getting mad?
Posted by: Oglebay
-----

DUDE WHAT THE HELL

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 09:22 AM (ZxPkt)

351 FWP and food thread combined:

Our 40+ year old Kenwood mixer just went kaput on us.

DANG!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 01, 2026 09:22 AM (i2Ycu)

352 Cenk Uygur and his nephew, Hasan Piker have been banned from entering the UK.

LOLOLOL!
Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2026 09:17 AM (rj6Yv)



THOSE guys are FAGS!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 01, 2026 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)

353 I can prove String Theory! I am THIS close!!
Posted by: Dr Sheldon Cooper PHD

I'd find it more persuasive if they called it spaghetti theory.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 09:22 AM (ndZc7)

354 So Piker is saying they banned him for saying things about Israel...what exactly did he say?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 09:23 AM (sKqQm)

355 We continue letting Republicans elect child molesters,
____

Sigh. Projection.

Sherrod Brown approves this campaign message that his opponent John Husted received campaign donations from "Epstein Conspirators". Sad reality is that Les Wexner has a lot of money from his enterprises and donates a lot of money (to Ohio State medical center etc) including to politicians over the years. That's enough to send a Democrat to the Senate I guess.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 01, 2026 09:23 AM (Dv3i1)

356 Adam: What can I get for a rib?

Posted by: Just The Punchline at June 01, 2026 09:08 AM (wVcYX)
-

Same as in town.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 01, 2026 09:24 AM (i2Ycu)

357 >>Cenk Uygur and his nephew, Hasan Piker have been banned from entering the UK.


Awwww.
Anyway. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2026 09:24 AM (X8xt3)

358 Our 40+ year old Kenwood mixer just went kaput on us.

DANG!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 01, 2026 09:22 AM (i2Ycu)



https://youtu.be/x3oJ4Fau7PM

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 01, 2026 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

359 This is so far out there but can the dems be sabotaging the lunatic fringe by running these whacko candidates in order to purge the deviants and make the commies look good.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2026 09:24 AM (5P5DO)

360 Shyte.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

361 Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 09:23 AM (sKqQm)

I think they banned him for supporting a terrorist group.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2026 09:25 AM (iERP6)

362
Ugh.

https://tinyurl.com/3x5538s2

The people paying and providing support, material and otherwise, need to be arrested and tried for insurrection and if found guilty jailed or executed. Whatever is appropriate.

The Chinese need to received a YUGE and glorious tariff increase until they stop supporting these scum bags.

We can't have a country if this isn't stopped.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2026 09:25 AM (iJfKG)

363 This is so far out there but can the dems be sabotaging the lunatic fringe by running these whacko candidates in order to purge the deviants and make the commies look good.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2026 09:24 AM (5P5DO)



You asked for it...........


https://youtu.be/sTFVMMCwsss

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)

364 With both FIFA and the celebration of America's 250th anniversary, Democrats are shaking in fear over the possibility of possible mass terror attacks provoking the dreaded Islamophobic response.

Because America and western civilization has aa big Islamophobia problem.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 09:26 AM (Vwn5y)

365 We continue letting Republicans elect child molesters,

I was reading about the FL law that provides for the execution of child rapists.

The left made two arguments against it...and yes the left was 100% opposed:

1) The SC said you can't execute people for non-murder crimes. But...that's procedural crap. And this SC is probably willing to overturn that

2) This is transphobic! Why? Because it will lead to a bunch of trannies getting executed because...uh...transphobia!

This could be hilarious if FL has someone convicted this summer as come election time the Dems will be arguing:

Republicans are pedos

and

Republicans are murdering pedos because they had LGBTQ people!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 09:26 AM (sKqQm)

366 Posted by: Paul at June 01, 2026 09:26 AM (n4n7o)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 01, 2026 09:27 AM (Zz0t1)

367 Paul... Snow is not running and it was Snowe

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 09:27 AM (bgCTr)

368 Posted by: Paul at June 01, 2026 09:26 AM (n4n7o)

Found a retard

Posted by: gKWVE at June 01, 2026 09:27 AM (gKWVE)

369 String Theory has been the rage for years. Unfortunately for the proponents they never get close to evidence or proving that they are correct. IMHO it will always be just a theory
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 08:54 AM (xDmZM)

Too much modern science tries to prove that their theory is correct, which is impossible, rather than proving that the other guy's theory is wrong.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 08:56 AM (ExV1e)

I can prove String Theory! I am THIS close!!
Posted by: Dr Sheldon Cooper PHD



Penny figured it out. Sheldon just verified the math.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2026 09:27 AM (YYKrY)

370 328 @311 the Dems in Michigan are choosing between a jihadist and an uber Karen. Cali Dems have a party hack , Becerra, a narcissistic billionaire, Steyer and a woman who dumped hot mashed potatoes on her husband's head, Porter. It ain't just Maine and Texas

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 09:10 AM (xDmZM)


The Democrats are finding it very difficult to identify prospective candidates that meet the currently required policy positions. However, there are ways around the requirements. Jooos will get a pass on the anti-Semite requirement if they are rabidly anti-Zionist and pro-Hamas. Wealthy people will get a pass on the No Billionaires!!! requirement if they are rabidly all-in for Taxing the Rich. Along with donating big bucks to the Party.

Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2026 09:27 AM (5rh/l)

371 With both FIFA and the celebration of America's 250th anniversary, Democrats are shaking in fear over the possibility of possible mass terror attacks provoking the dreaded Islamophobic response.

Because America and western civilization has aa big Islamophobia problem.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 09:26 AM (Vwn5y)



The world is pissed off at the absolute rape happening with the price of everything around the World Cup cities.

It's actually quite embarrassing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

372 @311 the Dems in Michigan are choosing between a jihadist and an uber Karen. Cali Dems have a party hack , Becerra, a narcissistic billionaire, Steyer and a woman who dumped hot mashed potatoes on her husband's head, Porter. It ain't just Maine and Texas

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2026 09:10 AM (xDmZM)



AOC is their party's future..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

373 The last time I saw a Spurs game Kawhi Leonard was on the team.

Whatever happened to that guy? He seemed like a star player who, unfortunately for him, happened to be on a team with bigger stars. Then he just disappeared.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 01, 2026 09:29 AM (vTZFs)

374 Islamophobia problem.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 09:26 AM (Vwn5y)


I'm not afraid of Islam...I hate it.

We need s new word.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2026 09:29 AM (iERP6)

375 Sponge

If we get lucky, FIFA will crash and burn financially, and soccer will not return to the US.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 09:29 AM (u82oZ)

376 The SC said you can't execute people for non-murder crimes. But...that's procedural crap. And this SC is probably willing to overturn that

Isn't the punishment for treason death? The constitution limits the punishment for treason, but doesn't take death off the table.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 01, 2026 09:30 AM (JCZqz)

377 Kelsey Grammer called Karen Bass, Karen Bass-ackwards.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

378 Talaricoism is taking over!

"Strange One, Fabulous One. Fluid and ever becoming One...You are Mother, Father and Parent. You are Drag Queen and Trans Man and Genderfluid, incapable of limiting your vast expressions of beauty."

'Pastor' at Zion Lutheran Church (ELCA) gives the call to worship

"The bible for me is one of my barriers sometimes to being involved in the church because the bible is so specifically triggering to me.... I don't really enjoy anything about it."

Worship leader at First United Methodist Church in Denton shares a bit about her beliefs.

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Yeah, it's filled with yucky rules and shit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 09:30 AM (ndZc7)

379 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

380 Penny figured it out. Sheldon just verified the math.

That was such an odd show. Occasionally funny but not enough to justify watching. But the two blonde female leads made me what to calculate derivatives in my bunk IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 09:31 AM (sKqQm)

381 The SC said you can't execute people for non-murder crimes.

It murders the spirit, if not the body.

Posted by: Halfhand at June 01, 2026 09:31 AM (Sn0cW)

382 Worship leader at First United Methodist Church in Denton shares a bit about her beliefs.

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Yeah, it's filled with yucky rules and shit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 09:30 AM (ndZc7)



Texas is in trouble.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 01, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

383 - Well everyone is about to run off to where they have to talk about the art for 100 comments so...

LEOFB

Posted by: TeeJ at June 01, 2026 09:32 AM (eisI8)

384 lol TeeJ I know I kinda like to stay here

it's quiet

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 01, 2026 09:32 AM (j+aD2)

385 >>This is so far out there but can the dems be sabotaging the lunatic fringe by running these whacko candidates in order to purge the deviants and make the commies look good.


I struggle to think of a Democrat, Commie or otherwise, who looks good. At this point, some of the older ones are looking more sane, but they just have hidden their radicalism better.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2026 09:34 AM (X8xt3)

386 - Staying here thins out the commenters which allows for easier discussing of pertinent things but I rarely see more than 5 or 10 comments before "It's dead, Jim."

Posted by: TeeJ at June 01, 2026 09:36 AM (eisI8)

387 >>Pastor' at Zion Lutheran Church (ELCA) gives the call to worship

"The bible the word of God for me is one of my barriers sometimes to being involved in the church because the bible God is so specifically triggering to me.... I don't really enjoy anything about it Him."


FIFY

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2026 09:37 AM (X8xt3)

388 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

There is so much wrong with the 'making of Graham Platner' and it seems to begin quite long ago, it's hard to imagine his immediate family shocked over any alleged new revelations. (Seriously, it - his life stories - the clarifications and interpretations - goes on and on with the man, his mother, and now his wife. Lay all of the stuff out of his alleged bio & research. It's all one big 'but then..." excuse after facts.)

It seems his wife, Amy Gertner, whom he married in 2024, alleged the sexting info to his then campaign director in the spring of 2025, and now Amy Gertner works full-time for her husband's U.S. Senate campaign as the (paid, biweekly $1,800) volunteer coordinator and schedule manager. ('Who is Graham Platner's wife? 5 things to know about Amy Gertner amid explicit texts row.' Amy Gertner, the wife of Senate hopeful Graham Platner of Maine, had previously alleged that he exchanged sexually explicit texts with other women. Published on: May 31, 2026)

Speaking of 2025, that's when the video surfaced of Graham Platner dancing to 'Wrecking Ball' donned only in his "Marine silkies" as a gift 😏 for his then former step

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 01, 2026 09:41 AM (NFX2v)

389 brother's fiancé or new wife, on the wedding day, AND the couple Jewish. (Note: Graham & the US Marine Corps departed ways in 2007 after this 3rd tour in Iraq. And, Marine silkies were ultra-short, lightweight nylon running shorts historically worn by the U.S. Marine Corps for physical training but phased out of official unit PT in 2011.)

The above Surprise!! video appeared on an episode of Pod Save America on X - very much former Pres. Obama's supporting group) Oct. 2025 - after Platner's campaign did opposition research & gave the podcast the video. (Getting out in front of it, obviously.) And, according to the information provided by Platner during the podcast, the Jewish couple's wedding would have been in 2015.

Now his tattoo. Allegedly, done 2007 in Croatia. Who knows? He had also joined the Maryland Army National Guard in 2009 & did a tour in Afghanistan 2010 to 2011. However, the U.S. military then & now does not treat the Totenkopf as standard; it explicitly screens for & bans it as a hate symbol.

Perhaps he concealed it from his later US military service with the Maryland National Guard, which would have included fitness exams, or got it afterwards.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 01, 2026 09:41 AM (NFX2v)

390 Or anytime thereafter including when he was briefly a contractor reportedly guarding a U.S. ambassador, 2018. Again, who knows?

But somehow the video appeared 2025 and his campaign moved to get out in front of it AND he had the tattoo 'covered' with more ink.

Disability: He filed for Maine's 100% disabled veteran property tax exemption for the first time in 2021, so his 100% VA disability ("herniated discs, bad knees, shoulder damage, PTSD") would have been finalized by then.

The issue is, does Platner's rating fall under Total Disability Based on Individual Unemployability (TDIU)? TDIU is awarded when the VA decides a veteran's injuries prevent them from holding standard, gainful employment. While generally prohibited from gainful employment, recipients may work in 'marginal' jobs, earning below federal poverty threshold or w/i protected environments. Platner will not say if his VA rating has been based on TDIU or not.

There more, so much more. But, nowadays, will it matter?

Good Day 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 01, 2026 09:41 AM (NFX2v)

391 In private healthcare the patient is a profit center.

In government healthcare the patient is a cost center.

MAID, forced euthanasia, is inevitable in government healthcare.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 01, 2026 09:41 AM (xvV+O)

392 That was such an odd show. Occasionally funny but not enough to justify watching. But the two blonde female leads made me what to calculate derivatives in my bunk IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 09:31 AM (sKqQm)

I have the box set, given to me as a gift. Love the show, and see many of the characters in people I know, or have known, having worked in tech field all my life. Having been a science and electronics nerd since I was a kid growing up in the 50's and early 60's. I see much of Leonard in myself. I have known quite a few Sheldons in my lifelong career. LOL!!

Posted by: Dr Sheldon Cooper PHD at June 01, 2026 09:42 AM (5xuJ/)

393 Off Sheldon Cooper sock.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 01, 2026 09:42 AM (5xuJ/)

394 >>Platner, even ignoring him being a NAZI pedo, just don't look like a good fit for Maine.

Take a drive through Portland or South Portland on any given day - count the number of "Trump is Hitler!" and "MAGA is a terrorist group!" signs and tell me that Platner isn't a good fit for Maine.

I'm surrounded by bonafide lunatics. If it weren't for my little pocket of sanity in my neighborhood, I'd be absolutely going nuts. Every Saturday and Sunday I have to drive past a gaggle of idiots on the sidewalk "ICE is murdering us!" signs held by what amounts to the faculty lounge of Harvard.

Of course, I make sure they inhale plenty of unburnt diesel fumes and listen to Ice Ice Baby as loud as my stereo can blast it, but still, they're f*cking everywhere here.

Maine is lost.

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 01, 2026 09:45 AM (WYStd)

395 In 1931, a book titled "Hundert Autoren Gegen Einstein" (One Hundred Authors Against Einstein) was published, compiling critiques of Einstein's theory of relativity, to which Einstein famously replied that if he were wrong, one author would have been enough.

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2026 09:47 AM (RHGPo)

396 - Lizzy

It's "triggering" because it points out sin.
People don't want to give it up. None of us are ever totally able to do so, though some seem to think they have.

When God asks me about mine all I'm going to be able to do is point to what my Lord and Saviour did for me with His death, burial and resurrection.
What can wash away my sin?
Nothing but the blood of Jesus!!!

Posted by: TeeJ at June 01, 2026 09:47 AM (eisI8)

397 380 Penny figured it out. Sheldon just verified the math.

That was such an odd show. Occasionally funny but not enough to justify watching. But the two blonde female leads made me what to calculate derivatives in my bunk IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2026 09:31 AM (sKqQm)


Penny, with no last name (LOL).

I liked the first several seasons, but got tired of it after a while. It became a soap opera about Penny and Leonard's unlikely relationship, and basically the corruption of Sheldon. It was funny, because at some point I realized it wasn't a Romeo and Juliet romance about Penny and Leonard being from different worlds, but was primarily about Sheldon, who is cast as something of a real-life superhero.

As far as exploring the world of high-IQ people though, I found the show "Scorpion" to be much more inciteful. It's funny to see how some of the episodes predicted real-life, to an amazing extent. An episode where bats are described as "virus sacks" that spread diseases to humans (years before COVID). An episode where drugs are being imported using drones, and the drones are taken out with microwaves (years before Ukraine).

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 09:53 AM (ovdkm)

398 391 In private healthcare the patient is a profit center.

In government healthcare the patient is a cost center.

MAID, forced euthanasia, is inevitable in government healthcare.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 01, 2026 09:41 AM (xvV+O)


I guess it depends. With the Fabian Socialists, they're trying to take down the system overwhelming the system with social spending. They wouldn't want you dead, because the rampant government overspending is BY DESIGN, and works towards their goal.

But the real fight is with the Globalists, and they want de-population (among other things). So you can tell which is running Canada right now - a card-carrying WEF Globalist.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 10:00 AM (ovdkm)

399 As far as exploring the world of high-IQ people though, I found the show "Scorpion" to be much more inciteful. It's funny to see how some of the episodes predicted real-life, to an amazing extent. An episode where bats are described as "virus sacks" that spread diseases to humans (years before COVID). An episode where drugs are being imported using drones, and the drones are taken out with microwaves (years before Ukraine).

Big Bang Theory was often described in tech circles as "a nerd minstrel show".

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2026 10:04 AM (2ocoG)

400 Maine is lost.
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The elitist are supporting him, continuously remolding him, newly presenting him with his anger against the political system. Facebook, The New York Time's post, May 16 - On "The Interview"
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They know what he is. BBC, Maine Senate candidate apologises for tattoo that resembles Nazi symbol
22 October 2025

In part, "Platner's former political director, Genevieve McDonald, who resigned from his campaign last week, called the tattoo antisemitic.

"Maybe he didn't know it when he got it, but he got it years ago and he should have had it covered up because he knows damn well what it means," she said, according to US media reports." (And then in steps the new wife & likely his mom yet again.)

The ruling class millionaires desperately want the return of their USAID & diplomatic money to play with & for political control vs. the U.S.' military spending.

"Senator Bernie Sanders, one of Platner's most prominent supporters, defended him on Tuesday, saying the tattoo was chosen while he was inebriated."

That's the virtuous Bernie Sanders.

Happening in PA, too. Formerly respectable democrats are being voted out of office for a much different species.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 01, 2026 10:09 AM (NFX2v)

401 Robert Lunsford, fireball report coordinator for the American Meteor Society

He's their mixologist...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2026 10:20 AM (l3cgK)

402 Big Bang Theory was often described in tech circles as "a nerd minstrel show".
Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2026 10:04 AM (2ocoG)


I hadn't heard that, but it's a good point.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 10:28 AM (ovdkm)

403 As I recall the reasoning given by the author was that many Mainers (Mainites?) have a strong libertarian streak. The author also seemed to be kind of a flake, so who knows.
Posted by: Delurker at June 01, 2026 09:13 AM (gtcuf)

I have read that people from ME are “down Easters”. I will leave that to the Maniacs to decide if that is in fact true or a fiction. (And when last in ME some there called themselves Maniacs. I’m sure in jest.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 02:42 PM (T6aVk)

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