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The Morning Report — 6/ 1 /26

Good morning kids. June is busting out all over!

So if being an admirer of the Nazis as well as a philandering pervert and possible pedophile aren't enough of a definition of being a typical Democrat . . .

Graham Platner Allegedly Sent Sexually Explicit Texts to Women, Had Profile on Kik Messaging App

“People familiar with the matter” told the Wall Street Journal that Platner’s wife, Amy Gertner, reportedly shared with an aide in August that she had found the sexually explicit messages “early in their marriage in the spring of 2025.”

From what I have read, the app is heavily used by pedophiles trolling for underage partners. Does that make Platner a P3DO, well where there's smoke there's fire, n'est ce pas?

This astonishing level of illegal content might appear unique, but in recent years this kind of activity has become rampant across Kik. A joint Forbes and Point Report investigation has uncovered evidence of a vast number of child exploitation cases involving the use of Kik, where some of the most appalling material is being shared and young girls and boys are being targeted for grooming. Posing as 14-year-old girls, we also discovered just how quickly predators were on the prowl and how third-party apps for sharing profiles appeared to be facilitating access to minors. And we found that Kik hasn’t even been deleting the profiles of individuals charged and convicted of child abuse offenses.

Well, as I said, If the above doesn't define the typical Democrat/Leftist, well certainly this does:

An adviser to socialist Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders dismissed a Nazi-inspired tattoo Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner received as a “skull and crossbones” during a panel discussion Sunday.

Yup, as Fat Abert Speer Whoopi rape-rape would say, it's not Nazi-Nazi. Defend by deflection, obfuscation and gaslighting. Bad enough but Platner's wife went even lower by allowing herself to be a stooge!

Amy Gertner, who married Platner in 2023, said that she was “deeply hurt” about the campaign’s former political director, whom she tipped off about the sexting, confirming the messages to the press.
The video drew widespread criticism from observers who said it appeared that Platner was letting his wife take the heat for him.
“It looks and sounds like a hostage video,” one X user posted. “Blink twice if you need rescuing, Amy.”
The randy oyster farmer is believed to have had sexting affairs with up to a dozen women, according to reports.

Yeah, she "defended" him alright! BANGOR, he hardly knew her!

The other thing that absolutely is the sine qua non of Democrats/Leftists is violence and terrorism in pursuit of absolute power.

Police arrested at least 20 protesters outside embattled New Jersey ICE detention center Delaney Hall Sunday night after they broke a new curfew imposed to stop the violent rallies from continuing for a third week straight, as the Department of Homeland Security vowed to show “ZERO tolerance for rioters.” . . . Several arrests were made in front of a wall disturbingly grafittied with “KILL ICE” across it. . . Chaos has engulfed the immigration detention facility in Newark since at least May 22, after top Democrat officials, including New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill, raised concerns about inhumane conditions in the facility and the lack of visitation hours.

Their "concerns" were a naked signal to their Antifa and other street goons as well as braindead dupes to engage in violent attacks on the facility.

More typical Democrat behavior: get others to do your dirty work by being cannon fodder for the media.

Other than this, speaking of flaming wreckage in Maine, or near it...

People across New England heard the sky clap back Saturday afternoon, and for a while, nobody knew why. Houses shook, windows rattled, and police departments fielded calls from worried residents. . . a natural meteor tore into the atmosphere, broke apart roughly 40 miles above northeastern Massachusetts and southeastern New Hampshire, and released energy equal to about 300 tons of TNT.. . Robert Lunsford, fireball report coordinator for the American Meteor Society (that's a job title!), described the object as roughly three feet wide. Reports reached the society from Delaware to Montreal, a huge footprint for a rock small enough to fit through many front doors. From the Associated Press:

Kaboom, indeed! And thanks for all the birthday wishes. It was a good one.

Have a great day,

AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!

In a Truth Social post in the late morning, the president indicated he was prepared to make a “final determination” during the meeting amid reports that U.S. and Iranian negotiators had reached an agreement for a ceasefire extension, contingent on his approval, as Breitbart News reported:
White House Official After Situation Room Meeting: Trump Will Only Make Iran Deal that ‘Satisfies His Redlines’
To deal or not to deal. That is the question the Iranians are asking themselves today.
We Are Only in Act III of the Iran War
Other than a complete, unconditional reopening of the Strait of Hormuz, the world’s unlikely to see any complete, on-the-record list of each party’s obligations; Iran’s leaders don’t dare admit they’re doing everything our president demands. Then again, even if the regime does commit on paper to giving up the enriched uranium, Iran has repeatedly proved its promises mean nothing.
What will it mean if Trump takes this Iran deal?
An Iranian official told the outlet that the “nonaggression pact” includes a U.S.-facilitated “international investment fund” for the country’s redevelopment. Other officials contacted by The New York Times (NYT) would not confirm an amount. (RELATED: US Strikes Iran As Top Negotiators Search For War Off Ramp)
Draft US-Iran Peace Deal Includes $300,000,000,000 Investment Fund, Report Alleges
CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
We have people in the FBI actively covering up leftist and Islamic terrorism
A Reckoning Comes for the Congressional Baseball Shooting
The National Counterterrorism Strategy is a refreshing reset from previous misguided activities undertaken in the name of ‘counterterrorism.’
Trump’s Counterterrorism Focus Shifts From Christian Parents To Antifa Thugs, Drug Cartels
The dangerous ‘swatting’ attack is the most recent in a surge in leftist-led political violence in the Trump era.
Swatting Incident At Justice Barrett’s Home Is Another ‘Hit’ From Schumer’s ‘Whirlwind’
Slavery enriched slaveholders but not societies, which is why slave economies consistently lagged in growth, innovation, and industrial development across history.
The Myth of Slavery as an Engine of Growth
Record-low trust in institutions, deepening regional and cultural divides, political violence, and a populace increasingly viewing opponents as existential enemies is a warning of worse to come.
The Asymmetric Cold Civil War: How Resolve Can Preserve the Republic
This is not the first time that a judge has been accused of making anti-white remarks. In February last year, it was revealed that U.S. District Court Judge John McConnell, who blocked an order by President Donald J. Trump to freeze federal grant spending at the time, went on an anti-white, anti-Trump tirade in an interview a few years prior. Later that same year, Richard Bennett, a federal judge, upheld anti-white admissions policies at the United States Naval Academy. “The Academy has tied its use of race to the realization of an officer corps that represents the country it protects and the people it leads,” Bennett argued at the time.
Woke Judge Suspended Over Alleged Anti-White Racism.
Jim Troupis and Dr. Ron Elfenbein, dragged through hell by abusive prosecutors, underscore the need for the DOJ’s Anti-Weaponization Fund.
Two Lives Upended By Vindictive Prosecutors Underscore The Need For Anti-Weaponization Fund
The Biden DOJ paid off FBI anti-Trump plotters Peter Strzok, Lisa Page and Andrew McCabe, for instance, along with numerous convicted criminals, who alleged bad treatment by the Bureau of Prisons. By contrast, Trump allies and administration officials who suffered unjustly at the hands of Joe Biden’s weaponized FBI and DOJ, like Michael Caputo, Christina Bobb and Jeff Clark, are genuinely worthy victims who should be made whole.
Miranda Devine: Dems can cry corruption all they want – the DOJ’s anti-weaponization fund has precedent and purpose
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
Newark Mayor Ras Baraka instituted a 9 p.m. to 6 a.m. curfew around Delaney Hall following a series of intense, violent clashes between anti-ICE protesters and agents earlier this week
At least 20 protesters arrested at ICE detention center Delaney Hall as DHS vows ‘ZERO tolerance for rioters’.
They face up to six years in prison and $250,000 in fines, according to a news report.
Protesters In Washington State Convicted of Conspiracy to Impede ICE Transport
Khanna said, “Sure, but it was saying that you could call anyone a violent criminal and deport him without due process.
Subhuman Commie Wog Khanna: Republicans Used Laken Riley Act to Eliminate Due Process for Immigrants
Hilton said, “People say he, when he was HHS Secretary for Biden he lost 85,000 migrant kids. No, he didn’t lose them. He pushed them out of the system without caring where they went, dismantled the vetting and pushed migrant kids into the arms of child sex traffickers. That’s what he did. That is going to come and get him when we were up against him in the general election.”
Exclusive: Steve Hilton Says Xavier Becerra Pushed Migrant Children into ‘Arms of Child Sex Traffickers’
The order came from a panel of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit, which sided with Texas over a lower court injunction that had blocked sections of Senate Bill 4, FOX 7 Austin reported. Judge Leslie Southwick was the lone dissenter and would have rejected the state’s motion. The brief order provided no detailed reasoning beyond pausing the prior block.
Federal Appeals Court Allows Red State To Enforce Migrant Arrest Law
Sen. Andy Kim (D-NJ) called for prioritizing criminal illegal migrants being held at U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s (ICE) Delaney Hall detention center in Newark, New Jersey, calling them the Democrats’ “north star.”
Democrat Senator Prioritizes Illegal Aliens: They Are ‘Our North Star’
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
This sort of thing doesn’t inspire confidence in government.
CIA gold
The Farmworker Housing Component of the Low-Income Weatherization Program is one of the state’s many climate change initiatives, and this one is aimed at farm workers — including those who are in the U.S. illegally, according to City Journal researcher and writer Christopher Rufo and his co-author Austen Hufford.
California Program Gives Free Solar Panels to Illegal Aliens
Judges are experts in every area of human knowledge--or so they think.
A modern day Comedy of Errors
Renovations may still move forward if the board reconsiders its decision in a manner the court considers balanced. President Trump considers a major overhaul necessary due to the center’s “tired, broken, and dilapidated” condition, proposing to “turn it into a World Class Bastion of Arts, Music, and Entertainment, far better than it has ever been before.”
Obama Judge Married to Biden’s Personal Defense Attorney Blocks Kennedy Center Renaming, Renovations.
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
Barack Obama’s big lie is repeated in Illinois
Islam Has Always Been in America? Really?.
OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY, PLUS VARIOUS & SUNDRY GODLESS HEATHENS
Two former mayors—Eric Adams and Michael Bloomberg—took Mamdani’s place and the parade went smoothly without the antisemitic disruptions that have been on the rise across the city
‘He Hates Us’: New York Jews and Israeli Officials Say Mamdani Isn’t Wanted at the Israel Day Parade, as Hizzoner Becomes First Mayor in 60 Years to Skip Celebration
A pastor in the U.K. was recently convicted for quoting John 3:16, arguably the most recognizable and often cited Bible verse.
Citing John 3:16 now a criminal act in the UK
SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION
A known anti-Trump, Democrat mega-donor financed a lawsuit built on allegations from decades earlier to assassinate the character of a sitting president.
Everything About E. Jean Carroll’s Half-Baked Hit Job Against Trump Was A Mess
As The Federalist previously reported, the LinkedIn co-founder played a role in funding a legal nonprofit that defended Fusion GPS, the opposition research firm “behind the famously discredited Christopher Steele dossier at the heart of the Russia [collusion] hoax.” He’s also been all but forced to apologize for financially boosting a “Russia-style” disinformation operation in Alabama’s 2017 Senate race that sought to sway the election for the Democrat candidate.
Reid Hoffman’s Left-Wing Antics Go Far Beyond Bankrolling E. Jean Carroll’s Anti-Trump Lawfare
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
Raw Egg Nationalist: Hasan Piker is finding out.
F Around and Find Out: Hasan Piker Could Finally Be on His Way to Jail

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Roger Kimball: Magnifica Humanitas lands its strongest blows not against machines, but against the old human temptation to mistake technological power for moral authority.
AI, Papal Encyclicals, and Eternal Hubris: Why Magnifica Humanitas Misses the Mark
The rise of AI infrastructure has sparked a backlash fueled by local concerns, activists, and geopolitical competitors. But resistance to innovation has a long history.
Data Center Resistance: Déjà Vu All Over Again
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
America’s strength stabilizes the world, and America’s currency anchors the world.
The Dollar And How America’s Financial Power Shapes The World
A new initiative aims to change what shoppers experience the moment they walk through the door.
Target Is Betting Big On One Old-School Idea
America’s rise was fueled by keeping commerce distant from political power; its decline tracks the steady merger of the two.
American Decentralization: History and Future?
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS,
New short-form video arms the public with data-driven science just in time for hurricane season, countering claims linking storms to climate change
Heartland Institute Releases New Video Separating Hurricane Facts from Climate Hype as 2026 Season Opens
“You need Chevron, I need Chevron.” That’s the message from Democrat gubernatorial frontrunner Xavier Becerra, who’s making waves by breaking with the left on one of California’s most insane climate policies — as he refuses to fully back the state’s plan to phase out new gas-powered vehicle sales by 2035.
Leading Dem California governor candidate announces massive break with the Left on key policy
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
Thirty years of shifting priorities and culture has wrecked police departments across the country.
The Day My Department Stopped Being a Department
AMERICA AND THE WORLD IMPRISONED: CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS
When Massachusetts cops showed up at Bob Burch’s door in November 2021, he suspected the visit had something to do with COVID-19 rules.
EXCLUSIVE: How State’s Bureaucracy Turned Its Wrath On Cops Opposing COVID Mandates
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
An education whistleblower shares his haunting nightmare in Chicagoland.
Geno Young Video: Sex, Drugs and Illiteracy in the American Classroom
Two nonprofits are demanding an investigation into Oregon’s allegedly anti-white education grants.
Oregon Under Fire For Grant Program That Won’t Give Money To Schools With Too Many White Kids
ABORTION
The same court that struck down Democrats’ illegal gerrymandering this spring is now weighing the legality of Democrats’ misleading abortion ballot.
Virginia Democrats Are Back In Court For Deceptive Abortion Amendment
Osborn says he supports abortion with ‘common sense limits,’ but won’t say how he voted in Nebraska’s successful 2024 referendum that banned abortion after the first trimester
Democrat-Backed Nebraska Senate Hopeful Dan Osborn Quietly Scrubs ‘Abortion’ From His Website, But Still Takes Money From Planned Parenthood Figure
SECOND AMENDMENT
He added, “Local prosecutors don’t enforce, they prosecute — and my message to anyone thinking about breaking Virginia law is, don’t bet on Virginia law enforcement ignoring it.”
Sponsor of Virginia ‘Assault Weapons’ Ban Tells Anti-Gun Control Prosecutors: Quit ‘Tough Guy Posturing’
Constitutional Carry’s march has slowed, but in states like North Carolina, Michigan, and Wisconsin, the next wave of Second Amendment victories may already be taking shape.
The Pathway Forward for Constitutional Carry
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY
“People familiar with the matter” told the Wall Street Journal that Platner’s wife, Amy Gertner, reportedly shared with an aide in August that she had found the sexually explicit messages “early in their marriage in the spring of 2025.”
Graham Platner Allegedly Sent Sexually Explicit Texts to Women, Had Profile on Kik Messaging App
POLITICS
Trump plays a brilliant hand.
Why Anti-Trump Republicans Keep Losing
The men who wrote the Constitution never imagined Congress as a permanent address.
Term Limits Now: Fire Career Politicians, Hire Citizen-Legislators
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
He's also a crook.
Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez is Not Just an Antisemite
The Communist Chinese government rebuked a U.S. Army general for using the words “dagger” and “shield” to respectively describe regional allies South Korea and Japan.
Beijing Moans After Top American Commander Describes Key US Allies With Two Words
Up until 2022, Colombia had never had a left-wing president, at least not in modern history. But, for some reason, it tried to experiment with one between 2022 and 2026. Not only did they vote in a leftist, but they voted in a corrupt socialist clown. Four years of Gustavo Petro was, apparently, enough.
Colombia to the Right? Anti-Crime Outsider Crushes Election Expectations.
ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS. . . AND HISTORY
That Slow Joe's junta created the basis for aggression by Hamas and Hezb'allah should come as a surprise to no one.
The Biden Junta's Contribution to the October 7 Massacre
Welcome to “Palestine” - an all too real, brutal place where Western dreams die.
Why Not Let a Flotilla Boat Land in Gaza?
DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
According to a just completed House investigation, hundreds academics and universities have routinely violated the law by taking NASA funding for their research but then working hand-in-glove with Chinese individuals or institutions.
Hundreds of NASA-funded researchers violated the law that bans working with China
How can anyone trust the CIA to get anything right after this? . . . It’s not clear exactly what Rush was up to — and don’t be too surprised if the details remain muddy — but nothing can explain how anyone in the intelligence community can request $40 million in gold bars “for work-related expenses” — and just get it.
You need to steal 300 gold bars before the CIA even checks your resumé?
The reforms specifically concern college students who are looking to enlist in the Coast Guard and commission as officers. The College Student Pre-Commissioning Initiative (CSPI) has till now given preferred status to students coming from universities that meet arbitrary racial quotas for their student body. But no more.
Coast Guard Eliminates Racially Biased Officer Commissioning Standards
Q-Day isn't some giant red button that suddenly gets pressed one morning. It's a slow-moving collision course.
America has to be prepared for an AI Y2K
HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
In health care, vile hatred and threats against Israelis and Jews are patently ignored and even celebrated.
Antisemitism in the Medical World
The rise in tick bites is increasing people’s risk of developing alpha-gal syndrome, potentially altering the diets and lifestyles of those affected. The National Pulse reported in March on claims that Lyme disease was partly the result of U.S. government and military attempts to develop tick-borne biological weapons in the 1960s. On Friday, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced the government would be making a major push to treat Lyme disease, as well as alpha-gal, and bring the tick population under control.
Tick Bites Linked to Rising ‘Red Meat Allergy’ Syndrome Cases.
A novel pill helped people with advanced pancreatic cancer live longer, researchers reported Sunday, raising hopes of long-needed better treatments for one of the deadliest types of cancer.
Experimental pill promises new hope for deadly pancreatic cancer
Is Euthanasia just bureaucratic cost-cutting for Canada's dysfunctional healthcare system?
Canada Shows The Gruesome Side Of Socialized Healthcare
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
. . . : a natural meteor tore into the atmosphere, broke apart roughly 40 miles above northeastern Massachusetts and southeastern New Hampshire, and released energy equal to about 300 tons of TNT.
The Space Rock That Gave New England a Warning
Overall Curiosity has climbed about 2,500 feet, so the differences found the samples mark the past climate differences between the crater floor and the mountain’s foothills.
Curiosity drill samples taken at different elevations show different Martian climates
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
“None of us can menstruate until all of us can menstruate.”
The Gay ‘Fatties for Palestine’ Activist Behind the Asexual Movement
Even as Hernandez was winning events inside, parents had gathered outside the venue to protest transgender athletes in girls’ sports. Parents held signs blasting the ruination of girls’ sports. Signs included, “No boys. No bias. Just fairness, and “Save Girl’s Sports.” (Real Name is HIS-nandez? - jjs)
Outrage Mounts After Trans Athlete AB Hernandez Wins California Girls Track Championship
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
Thad McCotter: The American Revolution declared rights come from God, not government—and today’s Left seeks to reverse that creed in favor of secular state supremacy.
‘God and Country’ vs. ‘Secularism and State’
Today is Joan of Arc’s feast day. Her story says something profound about nations’ right to defend their borders.
The Nationalism of St. Joan of Arc
Cleese returns fire.
Mehdi Hasan Calls John Cleese a ‘Racist Unhinged Ignoramus’
Christian Toto:Carolla, Dr. Drew Pinsky shred far-Left zealot's anti-rich screeds, hypocrisy
Adam Carolla: Hasan Piker is a ‘Luxury Communist’
There is a mob mentality that has been let loose in America, along with a coarsening of moral sensibilities.
Deadly Pools

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1 Happy June

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 06:53 AM (/+uur)

2 Was it really your actual birthday, J.J.? A happy belated birthday to you! Thanks for all you do here to inform us. I don't know if this was in the links ( If so, I apologize ) but the "noodle lady" running for Mayor of Los Angeles got a surprise when a homeless camp was set up by an activist group outside her home.it was disturbing for her . Talk about "out of touch" politicians" Legal Insurrection site:

https://tinyurl.com/f4m6b6v4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 06:59 AM (ix8EF)

3 Just scroll on by the trolls. I saw the name Paul and I just did.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 07:01 AM (ix8EF)

4 Good for John Cleese! I am glad he's speaking up against Islam.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 07:02 AM (ix8EF)

5 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 01, 2026 07:03 AM (NcvvS)

6 Thank you JJ

I’m actually proud of the fact that I’ve never heard of the Kik app. In fact when I first read that I thought of that cereal from my childhood: Kix

I always liked Kix. It was like a poor man’s Captain Crunch (and not nearly as hard of the roof of your mouth). I just checked apparently Kix is still sold although I haven’t seen it in a supermarket in years… my entire adult life really

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 07:03 AM (hxAVk)

7 Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 07:05 AM (RIvkX)

8 There are a lot of fairweather. Immunizes out there.

A fairweather communist is a whiny little bitch who aches for communism and romanticizes it. Aches for it here. BUT let’s just say you CAN give it to them starting at midnight. By 12 noon they will be leading the charge against it.

If they can.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 07:07 AM (T6aVk)

9 Et tu, Spartacus?

ABC: Do you have concerns that Graham Platner may jeopardise Democratic hopes to get that Senate seat in Maine?

BOOKER: "Yeah, I have concerns. The guy has questions to answer..."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:08 AM (ndZc7)

10 Years ago I added a section to a Wikipedia article on a college football coach using only quotes and footnotes from an extensively researched book by a well known author, ie, it wasn't opinion or bias, all fact. The section disappeared from wiki in less than a month, everything was wiped. Haven't clicked 9n it since. Why anyone uses that garbage site is yet more evidence we live in idiocracy.

Posted by: Abe at June 01, 2026 07:09 AM (hyQrc)

11 June is bustin’ all kind of nutz.

Posted by: Hodge Twins at June 01, 2026 07:10 AM (UM59F)

12 I guess the Democrats might try the Torricelli move and get rid of Platner and replace him with someone else.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 07:11 AM (PFs9e)

13 Two of my children live in the area and heard the meteor sonic booms. Both thought it was a piece of loud construction equipment, like a nearby jack hammer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 07:13 AM (9JZPQ)

14 Ban metric football!

Chaos Erupts in Paris Following PSG Champions Victory, With 45 Arrested, Fires Set Across City

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:14 AM (ndZc7)

15 Darn it. Top 20. Ah well. Better luck tomorrow.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 07:14 AM (OPGS/)

16 "Hasan Piker Could Finally Be on His Way to Jail"

And Ed McMahon is going to show up at my door with a giant check for one million dollars.

Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at June 01, 2026 07:15 AM (vFG9F)

17 So it's fine for a Democrat to be a Nazi and a pedo. Because "reasons."

Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 07:15 AM (OPGS/)

18 I guess the Democrats might try the Torricelli move and get rid of Platner and replace him with someone else.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

A Kamala Konfusion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:16 AM (ndZc7)

19 Chaos Erupts in Paris Following PSG Champions Victory, With 45 Arrested, Fires Set Across City
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:14 AM (ndZc7)
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Love the passive voice, always deployed to minimize leftist-Islamist violence.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2026 07:18 AM (RIvkX)

20 If the majority of Muslims - the non-radical ones -
are not in favour of radical Islam, could some of them start speaking out and saying so

What is the reason why they are not doing this ?
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As Tuqatar likes to say, Cleese is "just asking questions".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 07:18 AM (9JZPQ)

21 The five major dams around Tehran are now at less than 10% capacity.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2026 07:19 AM (5P5DO)

22 Well, Dr. Jill is a Biden.

OUCH: Jill Biden’s Own Former Spokesman Fact-Checks Her Viral Lie

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:20 AM (ndZc7)

23 I hope we get James Talarico's take on Graham Platner. That should be entertaining.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 07:20 AM (9JZPQ)

24 If the majority of Muslims - the non-radical ones -
are not in favour of radical Islam, could some of them start speaking out and saying so

What is the reason why they are not doing this ?

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They're allergic to beheading.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:21 AM (ndZc7)

25 “The Academy has tied its use of race to the realization of an officer corps that represents the country it protects and the people it leads,” Bennett argued at the time.

--

Regarding this racist judge...I swear, I've read this sentence 10 times and don't know what it's supposed to convey.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2026 07:22 AM (qBdHI)

26 So apparently Congress created a committee 10 years ago to prepare for the 250th anniversary, appointed a Mexican leftist to head it and the grand sum total of their planning has produced a website and nothing else.

Do I have that right?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 07:22 AM (XV/Pl)

27 The same people who claimed that "Sidney Sweeney has good jeans" was a Nazi-coded dog whistle now claim and actual Nazi logo is "just a skull and crossbones."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 07:23 AM (24OIr)

28 3 Trump cheated on all 3 of his wives. Including with a porn star while Melania was carrying his son
...
Posted by: Paul at June 01, 2026 07:00 AM (U7nRR)

I'm not so sure about that "porn star" episode. Her story didn't make any sense. Said she didn't want to do it with him, wasn't paid by him, but somehow ended up doing it anyway? Really, she just seemed to be working for the campaign, getting people talking about him with an attention-getting figure.

As far as the other cheating episodes, I never followed that gossip - have no clue whether legit or not.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 07:24 AM (ovdkm)

29 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at June 01, 2026 07:24 AM (Gq9/0)

30 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 07:24 AM (ExV1e)

31 Khanna said, But when you take away the due process, ICE basically can say that I can say to someone, you’re a violent criminal, we’re going to get rid of you, and there’s no recourse. There’s no system of law.

Ice does not need to say you are violent.
A U.S. immigration officer (this includes ICE, CBP, and even sworn state and local law enforcement) must determine that the person is inadmissible to the United States based on having either:
lied or misrepresented a material fact, including falsely claiming U.S. citizenship, in obtaining U.S. entry documents or admission, or
entered the U.S. without a valid entry document (such as a visa or border crosser card) or travel document (such as a passport).

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 07:24 AM (/+uur)

32 >So it's fine for a Democrat to be a Nazi and a pedo. Because "reasons."
----

the Leftist mind is infinitely flexible. It can adopt any political viewpoint instantly- even blatantly contradictory ones- if it serves their purpose.

see also:
situational ethics
amorality

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 07:26 AM (ZxPkt)

33 Why did the Democrats not find out of follow through on this information on Platner before? Surely the information was out there? They didn't care he was some Nazi with mental health issues?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 07:26 AM (PFs9e)

34 The Democrats are crashing out over possibly losing a seat to ... Susan Collins. Collie is a soft Democrat who's about as Maga as a transgender furry at an anti-ICE riot.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 07:26 AM (24OIr)

35 Like Graham Platner.

“Mandalorian and Grogu” Flops With Second Week Crash of 72%

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:26 AM (ndZc7)

36 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 07:28 AM (u82oZ)

37 36 Like Graham Platner.

“Mandalorian and Grogu” Flops With Second Week Crash of 72%
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:26 AM (ndZc7)

They will sub in someone for Platner.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 07:28 AM (/+uur)

38 President Pezeshkian sent a letter of resignation but the IRGC rejected it.

He can't checkout or leave.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2026 07:28 AM (5P5DO)

39 The ONT gets Shakira singing "Hips Don't Lie" and what do we get? We get Demoncrats.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 07:28 AM (zyFko)

40 The Academy has tied its use of race to the realization of an officer corps that represents the country it protects and the people it leads,” Bennett argued at the time.

--

Regarding this racist judge...I swear, I've read this sentence 10 times and don't know what it's supposed to convey.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2026 07:22 AM (qBdHI)

Yet another example of Orwellian doublespeak…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 07:28 AM (hxAVk)

41 Trump did not have an affair with Stormy Daniels, more importantly, Stormy Daniels has denied having an affair with Trump.

As to Trumps infidelity, there is really no public evidence that Trump cheated on any of his wives, what is publicly known is that he was married, got divorced, married again.

The tell that Trump is a good guy is that he has had good relationships with his x-wives and they Denver had a bad word for him.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 07:29 AM (XV/Pl)

42 Not to quote trolls.

Trump hasn't transferred anything, and isn't going to. He's just stalling, and there could be a number of reasons. He's not going to release any frozen assets until - at a minimum - the US has the heavily-enriched uranium in-hand, and there's no way the mullahs would ever surrender it.

If you want to talk about "economic shocks", and "50 times", the Supreme Leader is obviously determined to hit NYC with a nuke, and that economic shock would be 50 times 9/11. Obama set us up for that; Trump is solving the 47 year long problem.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 07:29 AM (ovdkm)

43 Anybody seen Chet Holmgren?

Posted by: mr tmz at June 01, 2026 07:30 AM (rJ48h)

44 >good relationships with his x-wives and they Denver had a bad word for him.
----

do not trust autocorrect

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 07:31 AM (ZxPkt)

45 I saw a poll on the Maine senate race this weekend on RCP. It showed Platner with a 9 point lead over Collins. I know polls are for strippers but it’s amazing with all his bad press he’s still that far ahead of an incumbent…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 07:31 AM (hxAVk)

46 CIA gold

they knew I mis-typed an address on my FS86.
Someone knew this dude was a fake.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 07:31 AM (/+uur)

47 Anybody seen Chet Holmgren?
Posted by: mr tmz at June 01, 2026 07:30 AM (rJ48h)

Chet Holmgren > Mike Holmgren

And a LOT skinnier….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 07:32 AM (hxAVk)

48 The same people who claimed that "Sidney Sweeney has good jeans" was a Nazi-coded dog whistle now claim and actual Nazi logo is "just a skull and crossbones."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 07:23 AM (24OIr)
========================
True, dat

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 07:32 AM (ewULo)

49 Willowed because I forgot to answer this:

I'm sorry. it is hard when you own a house. I can empathize.
FenelonSpoke

It's OK. I'm fortunate enough to have a decent amount of money saved up. And honestly, it's amazing that the furnace chimney lasted this long (We moved there in 17 and I think a lot of work got neglected.).

Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 07:33 AM (OPGS/)

50 48 The same people who claimed that "Sidney Sweeney has good jeans" was a Nazi-coded dog whistle now claim and actual Nazi logo is "just a skull and crossbones."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 07:23 AM (24OIr)
========================
True, dat
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 07:32 AM (ewULo)

And Margaret Sanger did not want to genocide black and brown people.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2026 07:34 AM (x0n13)

51 Looking at the actions in Israel, Lebanon, and Iran I have a growing sense that the US and Israel are goading Iran into staging a large scale missile strike on Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, and all American bases. Much of it will be stopped, but there will be casualties.

We’ve been stuck at an impasse for weeks, and I suspect that this administration has decided that there must be casualties on our side to justify going to the next stage, which will be far bloodier than what has happened up til now.

Posted by: Every Guy Ever at June 01, 2026 07:34 AM (QDJ2U)

52 They will sub in someone for Platner.
Posted by: r hennigantx

The other Dem candidate, Gov. Janet Mills. She is tanned, rested, and will be hailed as a savior. Her name is still on the ballot, although she has dropped out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

53 What bugs me is when trolls two step their way through a thread, one making nutso comments and the second quoting him as an ostensible reaction.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 07:35 AM (ewULo)

54 Frazier endorses Spencer Pratt.

The “Cheers” and “Frasier” star delivered the line while leaving a campaign event in Westlake Village, telling the New York Post (NYP), “I just call her Karen Bass-ackwards.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:36 AM (ndZc7)

55
Dear heavens, I slept until 6:00 this morning. I feel like I dawdled the whole morning away. Honest folk should be up and at it by 5:00.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 07:36 AM (O0L8i)

56 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 06:59 AM (ix8EF)

thanks, yes it was over the weekend. Didn't get that link as I gather from them usually the night before so I'll likely see it and have it for tomorrow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2026 07:36 AM (x0n13)

57 41 ... The tell that Trump is a good guy is that he has had good relationships with his x-wives and they Denver had a bad word for him.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 07:29 AM (XV/Pl)

Indeed. I remember back when I still watched Fox during Trump's first campaign, they were interviewing him, and got his first wife on the phone. She gladly endorsed him, and he at least acted surprised. He seemed to have a genuine respect and even affection for his first wife, even after all the horrible things she claimed during their divorce. They seemed to be saying "when you get divorced, it's what you do". I don't think she accused him of cheating - she accused him of rape, IIRC. I don't know what went wrong with that marriage, but it's probably impossible to really find out.

Ivanka died under what I thought was suspicious circumstances, and I would suspect the same people who are trying to assasinate him and his family, not him. She apparently wasn't well=protected.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 07:36 AM (ovdkm)

58 And Margaret Sanger did not want to genocide black and brown people.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2026 07:34 AM (x0n13)
===========================
And, being the action oriented woman she was, she organized a mass-murder supported by the former KKK and funded by the government.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 07:38 AM (ewULo)

59 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 0

That is a funny response from the Frasier star.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 07:38 AM (ix8EF)

60 Huck Follywood

CBD has noted, more than once, to not quote trolls. Those scum suckers live to be left in the comments of people who are not banned.

They are mentally ill.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 07:38 AM (u82oZ)

61 "And Margaret Sanger did not want to genocide black and brown people"

That quote about genociding black and brown people was taken out of context! She had a stutter! Trump is a felon!

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 07:39 AM (PG9ag)

62 can we say rude things about the trolls

impugn their parentage, for instance

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 07:40 AM (ZxPkt)

63 "They are mentally ill.'

True that. I don't know of a single person on the right who trolls left wing forums.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 07:41 AM (PG9ag)

64 I watched an old Johnny Carson from 1986 this weekend. Fascinating to see this guy named Joseph Newman as a guest who claimed he’d invented and built an energy machine that output more mechanical power than the electrical power supplied to it; aka a perpetual motion machine. He applied for a patent and got lots of attention. How did I miss all that when it happened? He even had university professors arguing on his side and conspiracy theorists arguing his patent was rejected due to the sinister influence of big energy companies like Chevron and GE. Cranks like this guy can be interesting…. The guy never gave up until his death in 2015 and there are still people who believe it! Why didn’t he just build a big one and power his own little city? Heh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 07:41 AM (hxAVk)

65 63 can we say rude things about the trolls

impugn their parentage, for instance
Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 07:40 AM (ZxPkt)

Yes, but do not quote or repost their crap.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2026 07:42 AM (x0n13)

66 Some observed that the Hajj was upcoming, when progress on Iran seemed stalled a week or so ago. That ended two days ago, but I think I heard another big Muslim holiday is imminent. You really don't want missiles flying at Saudi Arabia when millions of religious pilgrims are afoot, so that could be part of why we see this ended stalling.

While the enemy propagandists declare victory for insane evil mullahs, Trump is probably doing all kinds of prep for the next phase, assuming he can't compromise enough Iranian insiders to assume control of the place that way.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 07:43 AM (ovdkm)

67 Yes, but do not quote or repost their crap.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Just so I'm clear, are we allowed to use their names in our responses without quoting them? I'd hate to think that one of the Horde believes that I'm calling one of them a genetic accident.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 07:44 AM (OPGS/)

68 LinusVanPel

The Patent Office specifically states that perpetual motion devices, or other ways to circumvent the Laws of Thermodynamics, are absolutely not patentable. It is a final rejection in the first action. Unrecoverable for the applicant.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ)

69 I don't know of a single person on the right who trolls left wing forums.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

We do, however, point and laugh.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:44 AM (ndZc7)

70 45 I saw a poll on the Maine senate race this weekend on RCP. It showed Platner with a 9 point lead over Collins. I know polls are for strippers but it’s amazing with all his bad press he’s still that far ahead of an incumbent…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 07:31 AM (hxAVk)

The same polls KVUE in Austin says shows Jimmy the Creep leading Paxton?

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 07:45 AM (T6aVk)

71 Piker has expressed explicit support for U.S-designated terrorist organizations such as Hamas, the Houthis, Hezbollah and the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLP) on numerous occasions. He has also falsely claimed that the well-documented sexual violence committed by Hamas and other terrorists on October 7, 2023 did not take place. Piker’s casual and frequent assertions of support for terrorist groups and the violence they commit normalize the use of violence to his millions of followers.

Yet Democrats like Rep. Ro Khanna, Sen. Bernie Sanders, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani flock to Piker’s side to soak in his alleged wisdom.
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Democrats aren't that stupid. They know what Piker advocates. They support him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 07:45 AM (ewULo)

72
He even had university professors arguing on his side and conspiracy theorists arguing his patent was rejected due to the sinister influence of big energy companies like Chevron and GE.

Sounds more like the USPTO rejected it, as they always have, for being a perpetual motion machine. In any case, patent applications were not published until late 2000, so Chevron and GE could not have been aware of it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 07:45 AM (O0L8i)

73 This particular troll is even more retarded than usual which I’d have thought is impossible. Always able apparently to somehow tunnel below the whale feces at the bottom of the ocean….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 07:46 AM (hxAVk)

74 “You need Chevron, I need Chevron.”

That’s the message from Democratic gubernatorial front-runner Xavier Becerra.

When Cali forced the refineries to store the amount of refined product that would be lost to an emergency or shutdown, that ended all refineries reason to stay in Cali.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 07:46 AM (/+uur)

75 “Is Euthanasia just bureaucratic cost-cutting for Canada's dysfunctional healthcare system?”

Obviously. The worst part is that Canada thinks they’re the first ones to discover how easy it is to make all of your mental health and medical care problems go away if you execute anyone who gets sick.

Posted by: Every Guy Ever at June 01, 2026 07:46 AM (QDJ2U)

76 Term Limits Now: Fire Career Politicians, Hire Citizen-Legislators

Limit the percentage of legislators who can have a law degree.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 07:46 AM (ExV1e)

77 The same polls KVUE in Austin says shows Jimmy the Creep leading Paxton?
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 07:45 AM (T6aVk)

I saw 1 poll where Jimmy was up 36% with blacks.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 01, 2026 07:47 AM (/+uur)

78 NR Pax

Call Paul and Sid and the other trolls miserable tapeworms with the brains of a tick, yes. Personal invective is allowed for those jerks.

Referring to his posted delusions, or quoting him, no. And don't argue with them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

79
I don't know of a single person on the right who trolls left wing forums.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

I used to troll a classical music site, principally populated by Eurotrash and their oikophobic American beta orbiters. And by "troll" I mean dared to challenge the various political stupidities that this herd of boldly independent thinkers got from the Guardian.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 07:48 AM (O0L8i)

80 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2026 07:48 AM (53oGX)

81 @72

>>In any case, patent applications were not published until late 2000, so Chevron and GE could not have been aware of it.

Much like you can't patent the shape of a guitar, you cannot patent a process or machine that violates the laws of physics.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 07:48 AM (XV/Pl)

82 This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Pawl at June 01, 2026 07:48 AM (vFG9F)

83 Obviously. The worst part is that Canada thinks they’re the first ones to discover how easy it is to make all of your mental health and medical care problems go away if you execute anyone who gets sick.
Posted by: Every Guy Ever

And then they kill the last person in the country and realize that there aren't any more doctors.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 07:48 AM (OPGS/)

84 “Is Euthanasia just bureaucratic cost-cutting for Canada's dysfunctional healthcare system?”

Canada urges mentally ill people to commit suicide so their organs can be harvested; real scifi dystopia sh-t.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 07:48 AM (PG9ag)

85 Referring to his posted delusions, or quoting him, no. And don't argue with them.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

That's cool. It's not like either of them answer me. I should feel hurt about that.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 07:49 AM (OPGS/)

86 Every Guy Ever

Well, we can ship the homeless in CA and NYC to Canada. But those people tend to be poor organ donors due to all the drugs in their system.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ)

87
The worst part is that Canada thinks they’re the first ones to discover how easy it is to make all of your mental health and medical care problems go away if you execute anyone who gets sick.
Posted by: Every Guy Ever

The unthinkable becomes allowed. Then the allowed becomes routine. Then the routine becomes mandatory.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 07:49 AM (O0L8i)

88 21 The five major dams around Tehran are now at less than 10% capacity.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2026 07:19 AM (5P5DO)

Yep. The city has been low on water for some time. It’s what happens when you have a government that does not have its priorities in order.

A city of 10 million with almost literally no water.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 07:50 AM (T6aVk)

89 I wonder if Californians are starting to understand that there are real world consequences for driving out the oil companies.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 07:50 AM (QDJ2U)

90 @88

>>A city of 10 million with almost literally no water.

Sounds like California.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 07:51 AM (XV/Pl)

91 I hope we get James Talarico's take on Graham Platner. That should be entertaining.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 07:20 AM (9JZPQ)

Talarico: If the allegations are true, I think it's terrible that he preyed on underage... girls.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 07:51 AM (ExV1e)

92 Victor Tango Kilo

Right out of the Organlegger stories of Larry Niven in the late '70s.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 07:51 AM (u82oZ)

93 Eurotrash and their oikophobic American beta orbiters
=============================
Damn, Hadrian, that is some mighty powerful newsletter material!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2026 07:52 AM (ewULo)

94 Jill Bitch Biden, elder abuser in Chief, on CBS Sunday morning, lying her ass off again and again for her own personal gain.

Posted by: Despise DemoNcrat Marxist Rat Elder Abusers at June 01, 2026 07:52 AM (HeR4S)

95 "Yale-Educated Lupita Nyong’o Admits She Never Heard of ‘The Odyssey’ Before Helen of Troy Casting"

Nobody reads books about dead white people anymore.

Posted by: Pawl at June 01, 2026 07:52 AM (vFG9F)

96 I’ll have you know, Suh, that being a Gentleman Clam Farmer is a noble profession! But riff-raff such as yourself wouldn’t know anything about that now, would you? Auf wiedersehen, y’all.

Posted by: Colonel Foghorn Leghorn Von Reichstag at June 01, 2026 07:52 AM (QbosG)

97 64 "I watched an old Johnny Carson from 1986 this weekend. Fascinating to see this guy named Joseph Newman as a guest who claimed he’d invented and built an energy machine that output more mechanical power than the electrical power supplied to it; aka a perpetual motion machine. He applied for a patent and got lots of attention. ..."
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 07:41 AM (hxAVk)

Nothing about actually GETTING that patent though.

Really, he just sounds like a quack, but it reminds me of something I was hearing about the Big Bang Theory recently (not the show). I swear there was something about it that appeared to violate the conservation of energy, and the attitude about THAT was essentially that when it comes to their precious BBT, that natural laws like that are more of a SUGGESTION.

I'm certainly not a Creationist, or anything like that, but have had a problem with the BBT for a long time. For one thing, it sounds suspiciously like the Biblical story of Creation, just with a different timeline. Universe just pops into existence all of a sudden for no apparent reason. They teach it as fact, instead of just an educated "best guess" that could be supplanted any time.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 07:52 AM (ovdkm)

98 @89

>>I wonder if Californians are starting to understand that there are real world consequences for driving out the oil companies.

Karen Bass and whichever loser the Donks decide to make governor of California will "win" by margins slightly less than a landslide.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 07:52 AM (XV/Pl)

99 The city has been low on water for some time. It’s what happens when you have a government that does not have its priorities in order.

-
I resent that!
- Karen Bass-ackwards

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:52 AM (ndZc7)

100 Do I have that right?"

Pretty much, yes.

And then they kill the last person in the country and realize that there aren't any more doctors."

Nah. Just import more from the Gupta Medical Clinic...

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:53 AM (XuXeR)

101 “The Academy has tied its use of race to the realization of an officer corps that represents the country it protects and the people it leads,” Bennett argued at the time.

--

Regarding this racist judge...I swear, I've read this sentence 10 times and don't know what it's supposed to convey.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2026 07:22 AM (qBdHI)

It's an appeal to the representation BS.

If'n the country is 14%, the officer corp in the Navy has to be 14% black or the Navy cannot lead the people because blacks won't listen to no honkeys.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 07:53 AM (ExV1e)

102 Every Guy Ever

From what I see, all that MAID medical care is not shortening the wait for doctors in Canada. And if you thought we had issues with trust of the medical system, Canada's is a lot worse.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ)

103 84 “Is Euthanasia just bureaucratic cost-cutting for Canada's dysfunctional healthcare system?”

Canada urges mentally ill people to commit suicide so their organs can be harvested; real scifi dystopia sh-t.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 07:48 AM (PG9ag)

Absolutely. This is why you should NEVER put the government in charge of the doc.

(I hate calling it “health care” because when I see a doc or go to a hospital I don’t go in there and say “I’M HEALTHY!!!”

Don’t forget that back in the day the GDR would dump its old people into West Berlin for the same reason: to cut costs.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 07:53 AM (T6aVk)

104 So apparently Congress created a committee 10 years ago to prepare for the 250th anniversary, appointed a Mexican leftist to head it and the grand sum total of their planning has produced a website and nothing else.

Do I have that right?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 07:22 AM (XV/Pl)

You left out how much was spent to create a website.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 07:53 AM (ExV1e)

105 You left out how much was spent to create a website."

I know, huh?

/o'bumblecare website on day one

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 07:54 AM (XuXeR)

106 "Yale-Educated Lupita Nyong’o Admits She Never Heard of ‘The Odyssey’ Before Helen of Troy Casting"

Nobody reads books about dead white people anymore.

---
I saw a video on YouTube the other day by a young woman who was excited (at first) to go to Columbia University to study English literature. Then she discovered her professors were not interested in teaching literature. It was all about critical theory instead.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 07:54 AM (gnNyN)

107 I'm not so sure about that "porn star" episode. Her story didn't make any sense. Said she didn't want to do it with him, wasn't paid by him, but somehow ended up doing it anyway?

She also said, at other times, that she didn't have sex with him. Like a good porn star, she's taken every position imaginable.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 07:55 AM (ExV1e)

108 I troll AoS music threads by saying rude things about Rush.

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 07:55 AM (ZxPkt)

109 Talarico: If the allegations are true, I think it's terrible that he preyed on underage... girls.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 07:51 AM (ExV1e)

This dude was an MS teacher. This alone makes me shudder.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 07:55 AM (T6aVk)

110 "So apparently Congress created a committee 10 years ago to prepare for the 250th anniversary, appointed a Mexican leftist to head it and the grand sum total of their planning has produced a website and nothing else"

They thought a Dem would be President.

Posted by: fd at June 01, 2026 07:56 AM (vFG9F)

111 Already getting texts from the Talarico campaign. One from the 202 (DC) area code yesterday. They lost me when they couldn’t even bother getting my first name right.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 07:56 AM (T6aVk)

112 17 So it's fine for a Democrat to be a Nazi and a pedo. Because "reasons."
Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 07:15 AM (OPGS/)

It's (D)ifferent when they do it.

Posted by: XTC at June 01, 2026 07:56 AM (iXqHn)

113 Tom Servo

Those Dems in CA do not understand reality in any way. Their words make stuff happen.

Meanwhile, they are the only state in the US importing refined petroleum products like gas from foreign countries. And want to have a small elite, with lots and lots of thralls and no middle class.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)

114 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2026 07:57 AM (YYKrY)

115 @97

>>They teach it as fact, instead of just an educated "best guess" that could be supplanted any time.

Well, it's more than a best guess, it's the only thing that explains physical reality.

The universe is observed to be expanding in all directions from a general space-time location, if it is expanding in all directions form a single point, then ipso facto at one time, approximately 13.8B years ago, the entire physical universe was located in a single point vector of near infinate density.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 07:57 AM (XV/Pl)

116 64 "I watched an old Johnny Carson from 1986 this weekend. Fascinating to see this guy named Joseph Newman as a guest who claimed he’d invented and built an energy machine that output more mechanical power than the electrical power supplied to it; aka a perpetual motion machine. He applied for a patent and got lots of attention. ..."
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 07:41 AM (hxAVk)

Meanwhile, an absolute revolution in energy production may actually be in the works. Somebody came up with a fusion energy process using Boron that can supply a city with power using a power plant the size of a typical grocery store. No radioactive materials used. The first such plant is in the planning stages.

Oh, and there are lots of hints that anti-gravity might be real.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 07:57 AM (ovdkm)

117 The Democrats are crashing out over possibly losing a seat to ... Susan Collins. Collie is a soft Democrat who's about as Maga as a transgender furry at an anti-ICE riot.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 07:26 AM (24OIr)

But, as TJM likes to point out, she's a more reliable "must have" vote than McConnell, Tillis, Cassidy, or Murkowski.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 07:57 AM (ExV1e)

118 Didn't know your birthday came and went, JJ.

Mazeltov and may your name be inscribed in the Book of Life for another year!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 01, 2026 07:57 AM (qRla/)

119 "Yale-Educated Lupita Nyong’o Admits She Never Heard of ‘The Odyssey’ Before Helen of Troy Casting"

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Is Milly Alcock Intentionally Alienating Supergirl’s Audience?7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 01, 2026 07:58 AM (ndZc7)

120 /o'bumblecare website on day one
Posted by: man

I remember the woman who allowed her photo to be used on that site. She didn't deserve the death threats sent her way.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 07:58 AM (OPGS/)

121 Well, it's more than a best guess, it's the only thing that explains physical reality.

The universe is observed to be expanding in all directions from a general space-time location, if it is expanding in all directions form a single point, then ipso facto at one time, approximately 13.8B years ago, the entire physical universe was located in a single point vector of near infinate density.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 07:57 AM (XV/Pl)
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JWST has been throwing a monkey wrench into the BBT because it keeps discovering things that are very difficult to explain using the current theory as is.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 07:58 AM (gnNyN)

122 There was a pill in Michigan showing the RINO +3 over the Islamic Supremacist. Not buying it. Michigan even managed to elect a Democrat Deep Stater while going for Trump in 2024.

Whew, Democrats are sure putting up some winners this year. In addition to Maine Kampf there's the lady in Texas who campaigned on putting Jews in camps, the Al Qaeda volunteer in New Jersey, the Michigan Hamas supporter, the pedo in California.

Jimmy 'God is a vegan transgender woman of color" Talarico looks almost normal compared to the rest of the Democrat freak show.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 07:58 AM (jUZjr)

123 I troll AoS music threads by saying rude things about Rush."

Who wants to say nice things about amyl nitrate?

Posted by: man at June 01, 2026 08:00 AM (XuXeR)

124 113 Tom Servo

Those Dems in CA do not understand reality in any way. Their words make stuff happen.

Meanwhile, they are the only state in the US importing refined petroleum products like gas from foreign countries. And want to have a small elite, with lots and lots of thralls and no middle class.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)

There will be a “middle class” in CA…except it is really more like what they called in the USSR a nomenklatura. Those will be people tied to the government for a living.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 08:00 AM (T6aVk)

125 I'm certainly not a Creationist, or anything like that, but have had a problem with the BBT for a long time. For one thing, it sounds suspiciously like the Biblical story of Creation, just with a different timeline. Universe just pops into existence all of a sudden for no apparent reason. They teach it as fact, instead of just an educated "best guess" that could be supplanted any time.
Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 07:52 AM (ovdkm)

I don’t understand why the origin of the universe can be considered a topic of scientific investigation in any way. By definition, science must be about phenomena that are observable and reproducible. The origin of the universe is neither: no one observed (except IMHO God himself) and certainly it cannot be reproduced for observation…. So it’s entirely in the realm of speculation. But the BBT is scientific fact doncha know…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 08:00 AM (TCUO6)

126 Don Black

Rush was that commenter with the golden microphone, right?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

127 ]the Leftist mind is infinitely flexible. It can adopt any political viewpoint instantly- even blatantly contradictory ones- if it serves their purpose.

see also:
situational ethics
amorality

Don't forget situational patriotism. If Kamala were infesting the Oval Office right now, there would be grand parades, concerts and parties scheduled for July 4th and Democrats from sea to sea wrapping themselves in the flag.

But Trump.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 01, 2026 08:00 AM (qRla/)

128 Platner is the poster boy for the Dems...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 08:01 AM (FtULh)

129
The frickin' AKC still hasn't posted results from shows in early May. That's more than three weeks ago.

Meanwhile I talked with Her Majesty for an hour yesterday about a little cloud no larger than a man's hand. It involves a show next month where she is judging.

I'm afraid I had nothing to contribute beyond telling her what she must not do and that she should talk it over with the Judging Operations VP at the AKC Delegate meeting next week.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 08:01 AM (O0L8i)

130 Republicans Used Laken Riley Act to Eliminate Due Process for Immigrants

1. Illegal aliens. Not immigrants.
2. I don't care.
3. Moar of this and harder, thank you.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 08:01 AM (OPGS/)

131 I saw a poll on the Maine senate race this weekend on RCP. It showed Platner with a 9 point lead over Collins. I know polls are for strippers but it’s amazing with all his bad press he’s still that far ahead of an incumbent…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 01, 2026 07:31 AM (hxAVk)

I wonder how much effect is due to the Senate refusing to pass a bill supported by 80% of the public. I know Platner wouldn't vote for the SAVE Act but he hasn't had the opportunity to not vote for it yet. She has.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 08:01 AM (ExV1e)

132 President Pezeshkian sent a letter of resignation but the IRGC rejected it.

He can't checkout or leave.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2026

***
The "Hotel California" of Tehran!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 08:02 AM (wzUl9)

133 All I got to say is that I am happy Trump is President for the 250th.

And for all you numismatists: there are 250th anniversary coins out there: quarters, nickels and dimes. Per usmint.gov.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 08:02 AM (T6aVk)

134 @125

>>But the BBT is scientific fact doncha know…

The BBT does not attempt to explain causation, it merely describes what is observable in physical reality with our current understanding of the physical properties and mechanics of the observable universe.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 08:02 AM (XV/Pl)

135 The universe is observed to be expanding in all directions from a general space-time location, if it is expanding in all directions form a single point, then ipso facto at one time, approximately 13.8B years ago, the entire physical universe was located in a single point vector of near infinate density.
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And if I stand next to I-70 outside Denver and observe a westbound car with Maryland plates traveling at 70 miles per hour, I can assume based on those facts, that the car originated in Baltimore 24 hours previously and has been traveling at constant speed.

Because those are the only facts that I know.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 08:03 AM (AdnEh)

136 Rush the band.

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 08:03 AM (ZxPkt)

137
But the BBT is scientific fact doncha know

BLT >>> BBT

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2026 08:03 AM (O0L8i)

138 the Leftist mind is infinitely flexible. It can adopt any political viewpoint instantly- even blatantly contradictory ones- if it serves their purpose.

***
As that brilliant philosopher Aaron Tippin sang:

"YoU got to stand for something, or you'll fall for anything"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 08:04 AM (wzUl9)

139 I think universes just happen.

Posted by: Don Black at June 01, 2026 08:04 AM (ZxPkt)

140 Wheee! Another week of unbridled merriment! Woohoo!

Thank You, JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 01, 2026 08:04 AM (VyBeY)

141 "JWST has been throwing a monkey wrench into the BBT because it keeps discovering things that are very difficult to explain using the current theory as is."

Guess they will have to make up something like dark matter or dark energy with the precise physical characteristics to make the models work.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 08:05 AM (AdnEh)

142 Do they seriously believe Talareco will win in Texas ? If so they must have a massive cheat prepared...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 08:05 AM (bgCTr)

143 130 Republicans Used Laken Riley Act to Eliminate Due Process for Immigrants

1. Illegal aliens. Not immigrants.
2. I don't care.
3. Moar of this and harder, thank you.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 08:01 AM (OPGS/)

They want due process? Then show a passport to a CBP official at a PoE. THERE is your due process. When you stroll across the border because you can’t or do not want to manage that very simple task, you FORFEIT due process.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 08:05 AM (T6aVk)

144 Well, we can ship the homeless in CA and NYC to Canada. But those people tend to be poor organ donors due to all the drugs in their system.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ)

That's a win-win. You give the wrecked organs to the people who haven't given you the authorization to kill them yet so you can boost the numbers. Saves good organs for the important people without it being obvious. -- Canada Healthcare

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 01, 2026 08:06 AM (ExV1e)

145 The “poll” showing Talarico 7 points ahead of Paxton was in fact a press release put out by a consultant working for the Talarico campaign.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 08:06 AM (QDJ2U)

146 Morning, news folken. Here we are at the start of a new month, and 2026 is 5/12ths over.

Hurricane season also starts today. Gawd help us all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2026 08:06 AM (wzUl9)

147 "All I got to say is that I am happy Trump is President for the 250th."

Imagine if Kamala were in charge. It would be one long dreary lecture on slavery and racism.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 08:06 AM (AdnEh)

148 LinusVanPelt

Most of the science seems to start with what happened after the event, even nano-seconds after the event. But there are anomalies hat are unexplained. Lots of loose shit in cosmology there days. Seems ripe for some new theory tweaks.

The cause of the event is unknown, and can be God. See Deism.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

149 142 Do they seriously believe Talareco will win in Texas ? If so they must have a massive cheat prepared...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 08:05 AM (bgCTr)

Not impossible to cheat but harder in TX. Voter ID is the law here.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 08:06 AM (T6aVk)

150 @135

>>Because those are the only facts that I know.

Without anything else to go on, your inference could be valid.

The main problem is that we cannot step outside of our physical reality to examine the universe from the outside.

All we can do is observe, measure, and draw conclusions and inferences from our current understandings.

As Matt Hooper might opine, you have any better suggestions?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 08:07 AM (XV/Pl)

151 Much like you can't patent the shape of a guitar, you cannot patent a process or machine that violates the laws of physics.

I know, right?
- Lt Cmdr Montgomery Scott

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 01, 2026 08:07 AM (qRla/)

152 It's me donna, Talarico will be lucky to get above 20%.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 01, 2026 08:07 AM (5P5DO)

153 147 "All I got to say is that I am happy Trump is President for the 250th."

Imagine if Kamala were in charge. It would be one long dreary lecture on slavery and racism.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 08:06 AM (AdnEh)

Dems/media are doing that anyway

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2026 08:07 AM (bgCTr)

154 I used to have a different nic

You are so young to be so cynical.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 08:07 AM (u82oZ)

155 Just read the anti-weaponization fund. I think the people running this witch hunt should be stripped of all assets and that money put into this fund. I'm also thinking that sending them to China's organ donation program would be a rational idea in order to encourage good behavior.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2026 08:07 AM (OPGS/)

156 If you don't use due process on the way in, why should you get it on the way out?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 01, 2026 08:07 AM (AdnEh)

157 J.J., Hope you had a wonderful birthday celebrating wonderful YOU!

And I hope you got some coconut cake with ice cream!

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2026 08:08 AM (NpAcC)

158 I'm sure I've heard them, but I couldn't name a Rush song if you paid me. When I hear "Rush" what I automatically think of is ,indeed, the political radio commentator.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2026 08:08 AM (Nx5jP)

159 145 The “poll” showing Talarico 7 points ahead of Paxton was in fact a press release put out by a consultant working for the Talarico campaign.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2026 08:06 AM (QDJ2U)

Yeah but you know how it goes: the media will start chirping as though it is true. Which actually might be good. Complacency is the devil. I want an electoral curb stomping for Talarico much like what Cornyn and P got in the primaries.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 01, 2026 08:09 AM (T6aVk)

160 This sort of thing doesn’t inspire confidence in government.
CIA gold

The IRS should be taken off revenue and put in charge of spending. HHS should replace the IRS.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 01, 2026 08:09 AM (w8dnx)

161 "Yale-Educated Lupita Nyong’o Admits She Never Heard of ‘The Odyssey’ Before Helen of Troy Casting"

LOL! Surprising me is a really, really high bar these days, this has failed.

I would be surprised if anyone at yale had heard of it

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 01, 2026 08:09 AM (VyBeY)

162 I used to have a different nic

This is population replacement on a large scale. That process never works in high-trust, high civilization level countries. You get Gaza today as an end-product.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2026 08:10 AM (u82oZ)

163 121 Well, it's more than a best guess, it's the only thing that explains physical reality.

The universe is observed to be expanding in all directions from a general space-time location, if it is expanding in all directions form a single point, then ipso facto at one time, approximately 13.8B years ago, the entire physical universe was located in a single point vector of near infinate density.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2026 07:57 AM (XV/Pl)
----
JWST has been throwing a monkey wrench into the BBT because it keeps discovering things that are very difficult to explain using the current theory as is.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2026 07:58 AM (gnNyN)

To say "it's the only thing" is just arrogant. You could say that about any scientific theory that was later refined also.

Without a time machine, you can't know whether the expansion has gone on for all time, or even started at a single point. It's just an extrapolation. Who's to say the expansion isn't some sort of illusion, that can't ultimately be explained in other ways. Where does that timeline really even come from?

The concepts of time beginning and space being finite are nonsensical.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 01, 2026 08:10 AM (ovdkm)

164 What FS said @ 158, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 01, 2026 08:10 AM (VyBeY)

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